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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. ' K2 j a* v E
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? ! p! O N2 P% K3 W% D
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? $ R. T, t. W) k' g4 K& W6 b
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
1 L/ U" Z( F* Y" k/ Y$ j7 ^A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
7 N9 {6 _0 b" `8 n2 q" xA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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# {5 q. z- j; ^1 [& C2 h& xQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? $ U# H" l9 n0 B
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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+ J: L; m- a/ G1 SQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 6 b0 ^* s4 I( V. Q
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 9 ~$ d/ p/ k9 k+ R' Y, v
, z. z) s* V+ E" b* V) aQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 0 e/ Z+ D% Z- Y
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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- @8 o2 U5 F+ Z( H- DQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 6 \" m6 ]) {# I5 u$ \4 r
A: The color. l: T. l1 R; w4 C4 t
+ F0 Q9 F. u4 P" [Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 7 G. ]7 d# G8 M4 j: S
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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[- K" K$ C: U, }- C# BQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? # W4 S& c M% Z) V
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 4 }& n+ o2 L5 W4 A
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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