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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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- K$ H" G/ j3 O! C w% I# p1 eQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? ; c7 o V. _2 r G; }$ N9 D; K
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. ( x" _% S; _" N1 g& Z# q6 Z
" M5 @" c E( Z! V/ q( b) }Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
' w/ \" Q# D: mA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." ) |" U% f) g: ^1 p
" D$ j0 {: Q) j9 n, [$ ?' nQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? 6 g% y/ z" p# W4 @2 p9 [6 Q, ?
A: Your car. ( Q/ h3 ], D" d! d5 R# z
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
+ i$ @7 z6 I3 n0 k6 JA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? & d) P) C" \/ ]) A+ q9 w6 l
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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% h6 d7 [$ w0 x" `" FQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
3 z' V6 S2 g! [1 XA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. ! ~, N% n# O8 _' ]( l1 {8 ]0 J
0 q6 Y1 I) e6 Y" CQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? & D( H, H; z9 X+ a3 n. H6 A
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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q6 Q; W9 C+ Q; q: jQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 7 ?0 s+ |, |& {8 b! b4 ?
A: The color. N0 ~* t9 \' n* O
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? R0 X+ i9 o8 p+ X$ K( [6 q
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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7 w- u( u) o8 w4 s9 ^' ?: sQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 5 R; X; |- o- B: J
A: Carry loaded weapons. C, S% n3 U, {* I$ m8 O5 Q. \
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
9 S/ `4 O. y: e, @& IA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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