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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. " i2 D" m/ Q7 s/ {* R1 L' u2 l4 \
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
+ V- m; f# f1 Y. _9 y" d8 HA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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$ ?# @/ o+ Y  g1 S( GQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
' N, m& G7 H& U# BA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." / u5 E$ q$ \  i5 v3 j
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
) Q+ L4 \: P6 L- t7 TA: Your car. - Z7 N+ ]) X: t

- ?$ N8 w& i: l9 e# G! pQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
+ A2 B- P- z! f$ yA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
1 q3 G6 O- J4 nA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. $ v% J! n1 j* [( \0 ~. Z$ x
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? . y: Q! S6 M, }8 y) I9 R1 }
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. $ Q( k, a& O: n: T1 s0 T

( n: @5 G$ _7 l1 `# aQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? ; M4 G# _6 ~; h* Z: c
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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  u, d3 ^) n4 h2 ^- d  [% OQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? $ M" T( S+ J8 _) O% l8 e
A: The color.
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+ z% C. f+ j' Q5 R) e9 CQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
$ d' p$ [0 x' }9 |6 N- E. rA: Heavy psychedelics. * b# I3 |, q6 t# S) K/ l+ J! F
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?   ^3 X: ~$ [- j! N7 u
A: Carry loaded weapons. % }3 a( D8 k8 O: S8 d

0 {+ h1 |& G0 l/ c! r' M, tQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
, b0 _( n% l3 T! e2 pA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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