Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

  F- I5 ~: [! Z% SQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
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7 F7 L/ M2 t/ E/ I8 \$ g8 wQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
! i( G6 g" [$ w1 u* ^7 R5 @6 UA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

& Q! s' y- ?6 [! y1 g* {( jQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
4 {& j9 T& t% M9 D3 `4 qA: The color.
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  G$ i6 F; c  w! W5 H+ CQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
( S  I9 G2 a3 BA: Heavy psychedelics.
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- u( T7 @2 j1 ]* p: D% VQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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9 u+ S1 S( w" p& L$ o( HQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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