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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. . V0 O, i5 ?4 c0 f4 o- W
- |+ Z" {' J: ?$ K* x7 xQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? / U7 e" w. G/ Y5 r% j
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
1 }+ T+ B5 Y+ gA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 4 X( E$ G# t6 K# Z: F
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? 7 y4 m3 K/ x. h7 L0 _6 {; `
A: Your car. % [9 e2 G! b5 A
9 a0 e# S; d# zQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
6 {- e3 d6 s$ t- R, fA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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; w+ M& R8 W, n, U* O* UQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 3 ?# M- F `* u: _2 A% B* }1 s
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 6 Q( g- T& S& T; e# `1 h
. G, s4 r+ N, M# OQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
: _3 T! f% q! Q# b7 z9 r- yA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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+ U/ ~/ h8 \* d rQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? , h a; \. q, }
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. # C) A- U+ o7 l; K
& c- P! k9 A- B/ }5 {Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? / o% X$ \) [- y: n; l3 i8 A
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
! o5 w2 A: p; Z# @" lA: Heavy psychedelics. & g b, N! Y& q0 W
H- }$ F* j8 |6 y" hQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
* b6 h! V. e0 K8 `- lA: Carry loaded weapons.
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$ B% L# n5 B4 I L6 P3 t, _Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 0 H2 O8 K3 {+ X h- G% Y
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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