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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. % }' h: X1 r4 u* o. k
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
% F4 l6 A0 v2 K% eA: What for? He can't see my license plate. 8 G. z; F& R) h0 {

. |+ ~5 w# r+ JQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
% w) r# [7 b( b- @( _; [A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 3 X2 @0 N8 h4 x' P
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
! ?5 H+ b  ~8 b6 [A: Your car.
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8 c5 A1 G- `+ ]8 A8 U6 fQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
) @) c$ ~/ e4 BA: Be too drunk to find your keys. 5 o7 Z# w, O) [; P% A) J9 f; Q

, p; j' p: a+ a. G" P! y  R! WQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? : G' |- P. l8 _
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. / B( J+ G! ^4 I$ [8 [9 m' F! v: m

( K( t+ d& ^- T5 lQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
; p; j$ R: W: }% a/ y/ dA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. . [$ e& e6 y; A6 ]

/ R& Y1 Q. F! \! ?9 }3 ^Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
! l2 Q( w) [# @! u" g2 nA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. / ]+ U7 }* c' T5 G, V! b
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? $ y: ^' t7 m% o
A: The color. 4 D5 u$ K( X/ r6 x+ K4 S0 I
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
, L3 P5 C4 I7 m2 fA: Heavy psychedelics. ' E1 W5 d- v* I' F, F! _

3 g  ~" Z: Q) V# \+ {1 p2 k0 _Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 5 L5 I: F1 |0 M& h2 G, J2 f0 r# c
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
6 ]4 t1 F1 _% D& g0 _A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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