Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

5 ]* X7 I" i& G6 x4 t* SQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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, `6 N' a3 @/ w/ [) yQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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' G' k! N: ~7 m% D8 iQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
# E. b0 u5 Q' f" v3 V* P" S( zA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
' }2 R& h2 X1 p) bA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

" y; @5 T7 {- F; l  tQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
7 F( c3 W+ ]$ W; G) [. k+ [* NA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
- X" p) m5 h1 \2 L# t3 JA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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