Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
4 w7 ]4 _9 D  ]- Z( ]0 G& C% r5 lA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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3 l: E7 _; e; b8 o8 PQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
5 `- X# o6 ]  a) n! r) V" IA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
, N+ u" U7 S: o9 b5 A- wA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
( P! k1 c5 h5 h: ]% ?A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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' e2 M, ^! o$ G; kQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
% D7 Y& p3 S" R* {' h3 NA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
+ Z' U  J) ]" V+ m8 \  m% _$ ~A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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! N2 @4 J( X+ Y! R0 S2 M" _Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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. v7 l: }. b" K. c$ R8 l$ ZQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
3 @# [$ X; c+ ?1 [# V* EA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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