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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. $ _) I+ M1 s5 W1 }
8 a0 S) K0 p4 J1 N7 u1 l! TQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? : P8 Q6 B: ]* W0 C" A2 [3 r+ m2 |
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. " k+ ?- p+ r0 T" z# o5 U8 G
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
8 P( Y; _, @1 N4 k) hA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." * D' w4 ?. e* g: A, Y
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? : a6 O7 J4 h$ r, N
A: Your car. - G+ }( C2 I" B q( ?6 j% C6 E
1 {$ F3 c" d% x4 ?8 e b& LQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
% Z; t1 F( l# z. D% H9 [; }A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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$ `4 x: d5 [2 u8 M; \0 u: BQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
# V& K! Q& y/ j" T" q- aA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 7 z! S0 Y; m. V0 Y7 R
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 9 H/ ]& K: l# b( ?+ m! [
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
% q) H" G: j' |0 o1 E1 rA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. X5 `9 `7 e2 O( m
/ m4 R# a2 v B+ h1 {Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
/ d" X$ }% R: P* p3 vA: The color. , o% d7 w9 `! G5 }8 W1 \2 c7 O9 `
4 q8 c3 T4 l7 V& J. `# V# k6 iQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 6 O4 t6 W0 h) e/ {! I
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
* T6 o5 g# B$ K& N8 D- SA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 5 @% i) s9 r4 g7 [- }2 z6 S
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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