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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 0 T! k! |) D+ F
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 9 M$ m% B4 \% V( L" ~! z
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. ' a/ g6 `/ e2 T+ A7 X: _$ G
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
  Y1 E: `+ T* g9 o" lA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 4 S) `/ D' N& X: X% C7 O

' Y, i( Q4 ]9 `5 y. EQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? $ h$ ?! ~8 m7 r6 o- @4 Q4 i2 u
A: Your car.
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% h! @+ `8 @+ CQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
6 L5 j) x/ N+ a# m2 ~1 oA: Be too drunk to find your keys. 3 g) {+ q: s  o; |/ W

) n7 O; a2 z; H  m2 m, SQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 2 V  w7 a  D( a8 B7 R5 U
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 7 j7 q& ^0 E2 U: w7 Q% ?
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
3 L. G6 C' [$ QA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 2 M! T  \1 w! X( h' I' Z9 N: k

' s3 E9 e) N) t. Y$ Y4 ~9 aQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? " y" w1 S9 ~: k6 s' G0 A
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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' x- O4 H9 O% H7 A4 B7 RQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? ; K* ?% n# w: M* B
A: The color. ! x6 F# f; I3 c

3 R+ U; w6 ^5 i0 D& m- l; Q2 TQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 3 r, }: ?* x5 N  v3 `- F: F; u
A: Heavy psychedelics. + K0 O6 R; u8 z9 y. Z

) P  U6 g9 J/ RQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
- K  u, Z+ R/ R" `3 h2 v6 H: nA: Carry loaded weapons.
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2 R' b+ h5 H# z) n7 }1 w) dQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
, r3 C/ {3 H5 r1 k0 |A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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