Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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% D. E8 M% I, [. X$ Q* bQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
+ K3 ]" `3 }' y. ]1 `2 e# {A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
! ]* F7 b, B* lA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
) h& S% ]# o! D0 v$ c6 T( WA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

7 u8 v& m& P- Y0 ~  R8 u* wQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
- Q, P% d- X) ?A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

& H2 u2 I  b9 Y0 C0 {7 r2 ^& J* ]) ZQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
* U, [* g2 h  S6 ^, pA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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