Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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4 X- n) L. {/ @4 t* m7 u$ vQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
& C( L2 ^8 c( o& m- \A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

, q: n7 Z4 A4 }6 i2 F& gQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
' Y! i; A" K' c- V6 ]; x- w. o3 s0 d; ]A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
% B0 _" _# Q* {A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

% m, k3 y& M7 r8 Q3 gQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
% s6 [/ }- b$ G% I, K6 R' H" aA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

3 i  F! ^- j+ pQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
' v# ]1 k4 o9 {9 S' i' V2 q2 _A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

, g- y9 _% g( c1 X6 i. Q7 yQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
; K. `* f- q5 DA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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- b/ T# {* G% S0 H1 RQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
* C8 Z$ z# r0 MA: Carry loaded weapons.

! r: b) l" G. @/ GQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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