Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
4 F9 `9 Q8 a0 T' j# n9 Z5 wA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

9 z0 r. ]% q( [) u( F4 @# aQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
" H: z+ V. X& r6 K6 [% n, D1 C8 `A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
# y, s8 g7 ^4 ]: YA: Your car.
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: f3 {) W$ M2 o, z3 F+ ]- NQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
8 o8 h" s' w! M8 h# k% \+ UA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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4 ]) P6 Y% {1 i( [  _+ m( w" ]% @Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
4 Y; p; |# |! K& T/ V2 X8 ZA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

; H2 w' H) C5 B, jQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
0 X! ~$ }: ~  e5 k0 t& @" e1 tA: The color.

3 X/ T7 T. v. h- n0 c, wQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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' x. d! y4 l4 p/ g3 R& fQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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$ n1 s- O4 S0 v' h5 MQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
5 @' m0 Y$ K6 b9 ]% G: j, @, VA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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