Driving Test

没心没肺

The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
4 Y  H8 T* z4 `A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
" _) Q; ]+ h: g( |: M) N
# Y7 J$ \: M0 k/ z0 XQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
! D5 L6 n3 D2 TA: Your car.
1 m4 y+ p0 U! }1 J' T
% B$ d- z( L5 lQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

- w* d  E. |+ M. Y- dQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
. ~/ Z9 u5 c$ J2 a; UA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
! b1 [& w4 y3 L, p; b5 w
- P) `! v% u( f9 [7 iQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
5 q% M9 _+ ~1 n. S1 P  F, P( F& QA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
3 `  u% x6 i  F6 xA: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
0 q: ~# G0 f6 {. x. ^& _7 h
Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
% ?8 y; H5 t' ?9 `, N: X* X
Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

瓦窑