Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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2 C9 r7 H/ k+ n8 j0 kQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
8 |. T* f. e8 h  iA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

5 H7 o9 K3 I1 O' eQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
) Y* x! Q: y: o2 fA: Your car.

! q/ R  |" w3 U. X9 S, U8 VQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
0 u2 Z1 k5 ?# Z9 r7 |  s; ?3 i9 ]A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

+ x& e7 q' H! D+ H3 Q; tQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
) H5 o) m# r# \2 E) @6 C$ {A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

0 l7 F) D  q7 z7 ?( t. ]. XQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
/ X7 r  A, i6 j% j5 N; }3 nA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

! j4 Z; Q# v. fQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
5 @0 |3 n' Y% V. ^6 d3 E3 J7 OA: The color.

" @8 b' H2 q" zQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
1 B, Y  z- Q3 s1 qA: Carry loaded weapons.

: [+ W5 o: E4 Z3 o6 l5 V0 x% SQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
6 B9 _" ^. b: ^% R) BA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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