Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

; D* S! B& L/ [' Z7 }6 b# W* u6 ~$ `Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

1 i1 P( u8 }: LQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
* }. j, ^2 u% ~8 z, x4 o1 GA: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
7 a- Z! ~1 F& k0 w/ {A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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6 f) b; h. f; B, z* D* ~% B& FQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
, K5 S- q3 q+ x4 c( _A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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1 x  x' n: Y2 t6 a) vQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
+ o: P: u! H2 V2 b# T) rA: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
* g5 @8 ]9 x% W3 _A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
" c( S1 p: @1 n$ x6 TA: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
* s) S/ Q! W) wA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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