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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
! g( r3 z+ s1 W) ?A: What for? He can't see my license plate. . u% R! j" D3 ^; X% S& K, j
" ~7 b& i# K3 VQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
; R) a: d0 h: q# T5 B0 D. YA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." # ~8 O) }& s! D$ ?' Z9 t0 _. F8 B
8 L/ L2 m h7 G2 |6 M: FQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
0 e u/ h. d' ]) sA: Your car.
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2 P8 ]' [1 v0 Q# {Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 5 w* l1 D" t# V) l% X. Y; R! T; z x
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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: L5 Q9 e5 B3 L. KQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? $ g, ^& v' z p' X5 B. P" }
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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$ E9 j4 O" `9 r0 j e) PQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
: d( Z1 o- k* s% ~, sA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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; |4 O6 B4 w- r$ p# M- T. ?: |& A: sQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? ! j( x3 K7 p6 Z
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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! ^3 U! D$ j! F5 y, bQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
- K1 c$ e2 o1 j+ M$ c ^A: The color.
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: \& Z* T+ U/ h& }: z' NQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? ) S! `- r/ ^' w) [! I" t) X! A( n
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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% I! P$ P a1 u( n# {: L5 EQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? ( [! M& R; c, f
A: Carry loaded weapons. ! ~7 G4 U' n2 V6 |, z2 f
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 7 E9 W% x: P: B2 e# e6 ]
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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