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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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6 d" n' a1 @3 u. }3 PQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
0 r* \. c- H2 e% LA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? * s+ ?# |4 C4 m7 R0 d9 C  J
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." " {6 f; E" T- C! {. j7 v) A
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
4 b- s! O# U. b) |A: Your car. 9 m3 t5 z5 c7 x8 ^$ ?/ `

; G1 f; N  E  tQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? ; M; y& X( R  d, H' M
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? $ _0 l% i3 B2 O! f# {
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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9 g2 C7 Q( k7 VQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? * N; I  m$ ^0 b* e" g1 E) V7 f
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. ! a0 B! [1 p* f; _. k, b4 n

+ A- S0 ]4 y8 g& V; kQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
: C$ I2 V4 O9 J* ?A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. / G6 Y2 u- C2 J6 g
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? * N1 {) F9 l- J1 P
A: The color.
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6 w# ]3 @( R6 Q; W% _Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 2 G! B  a7 b: e' a$ `) b/ D
A: Heavy psychedelics. , X, ~% o9 J; C

( ~# C2 o: Z" _7 T: v; J( q  f4 FQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? $ [- _( |2 W2 m: v; f( i$ O
A: Carry loaded weapons. + q# u. X1 R2 r
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
9 ^; F  v5 d2 y; Q1 ?: h& c/ j- tA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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