Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

! K# v% e" X3 ~) z) EQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
; q+ ?7 R# ], J$ [* \A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
& ?; c- R  H. {8 q+ ]A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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# s) f0 V3 S" lQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

  ?0 e' }6 X8 W; b) bQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

6 F2 o! U) q) y  }0 ^( cQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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- E9 E" D3 V" c" g. `Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

' \8 `2 @3 z8 J, e% Q1 b3 e1 aQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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