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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. * p- m. l+ E2 b
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 8 q3 [7 Y- w( \4 T: ?) [5 g) N
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. ' ?5 F* z% I2 M1 x
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
" ^$ N. T: a9 @A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." # X. H7 ?5 P6 K) J+ }; `, _
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? 8 g9 J! q9 O3 |
A: Your car. % p `3 b+ V3 Q0 T" h' h4 j* r
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
+ F# s U; L! f9 Y" u" pA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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3 I! s8 P5 w# _4 M' TQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
# N2 B" O$ l: b4 S+ j8 i0 iA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 8 Q; q' M/ X* r4 i; z
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? ( u" u |( N$ e& B
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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. c9 k1 g. W. w; a: C! K2 |Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
+ n5 t4 R1 E% ^! F" s9 _- b; e8 M% rA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. , z* e$ Y& A* G" d" Y
6 ~9 c: }4 t9 Z0 D2 I: S& {6 x* yQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
3 V$ c. ^, R( `/ IA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? . b( W% [/ p3 U/ F# c* d
A: Heavy psychedelics. % ^1 ~$ {8 t7 h9 r) r' v
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? # [8 g' r4 y, G3 E" [/ s
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
8 W. R' V7 r/ u* o4 D, I8 }5 zA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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