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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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: J0 y& r/ F2 J/ HQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? # {# d; h0 i; g5 j) h; `
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? ! J8 q! q; H/ l" Q8 S0 C- o
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." + ], W0 c2 V/ p' U7 }3 L( ]( P W( S0 [
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
) b: y M V# v8 I# _7 Z* oA: Your car. ; y, s/ t) g6 ]3 q8 b
( \& D1 l' b: E* n5 D# N5 [Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
4 }5 g1 |' c; l; N/ ~$ mA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
) V* F% ?$ t/ K" cA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
1 X1 T- h2 S9 J+ ^7 N: _2 TA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. * C$ E4 M1 `: {( @. {
, S* E' H8 A* k; eQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 8 @9 ~+ q7 Y; ?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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; Z$ n& d P; i- ` WQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 4 [4 A' i2 z: L8 q. `7 J# _
A: The color. 0 c* t1 S3 w5 }, p( m: \
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 4 l( g, D0 h4 a8 p
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
1 K% [1 X, F2 [2 I0 b- q7 @. CA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? ( P/ V. t7 r `% a* h) [; M
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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