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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? ' Z) ^$ _- ~9 ?% }$ c
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
2 |' ~' m+ I3 @. e& RA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 4 S; K: g! D% Z+ v3 {( w9 C

4 D4 P: q, R5 K5 y9 @  |: ]3 RQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
7 E/ l9 a  W" G, [6 q$ pA: Your car.
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2 q6 {- p6 Q& }! vQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
. m. r/ f" `% u) N: y4 Q9 v5 QA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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% G9 V8 {. v4 |5 P5 tQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 0 {" M3 \' w% ^3 s" r: k) Z+ X
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
/ M1 _" M  ]! G: w3 M% d2 x% mA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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, ]! |8 C/ J: d( ?/ _& [" f& `; @Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 7 Q$ W9 \; T# z. J0 y6 [( Y
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
8 B" ^- \! H8 S6 [A: The color. 0 ?. m" W7 a) l5 b+ S1 }1 b6 }* s

) V; h( `' P: C1 _' mQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 9 o5 Q- L7 b$ u% U- i
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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1 n9 t: f1 ~9 U  d0 r6 m/ HQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
! L* {/ E% B' h" ~A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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