Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

( \4 D2 d8 [8 u6 f& h/ s% rQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
- ?# P- M, |5 w4 _! n- YA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

/ [7 k9 @- Y( i" ]! q3 iQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

5 i/ L- e( \4 DQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
9 }: Z1 @$ D/ Q$ QA: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
2 x/ T! k0 ~0 pA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

7 X, m/ j5 l  Z% k' s. ~4 VQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
' b+ ^1 m4 O4 }+ i% Y4 GA: The color.
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/ k! J! l- O$ m% T, e, S1 oQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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- b0 ~1 {+ c! m! V  W, m4 {' kQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
$ k* \/ y5 F# x) N, J8 ?) I/ `+ b# mA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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