Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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$ b8 V. _" J$ Z2 MQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
& c  T* D4 N2 q: P6 Z8 K+ b5 SA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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1 Y' D# f# @% F' N* D8 u+ {Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
& B6 `% W; Z, C4 F4 X/ R# qA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

) R1 @/ h- C& X+ {/ ]; VQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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) z+ p0 Q) ?6 e' ~9 OQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

: H( G- R, m, I8 H6 [' EQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
8 O  q6 V) f! @2 nA: The color.
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9 z( }8 c' x* i6 ^Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
% S; Y# F! e9 {5 E9 z5 P$ [A: Heavy psychedelics.
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; J5 T+ o* f3 TQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
, R- A, z# K* N* ~* MA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
  `4 S0 S5 J) u- S# W  O3 KA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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