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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
4 N! V8 i* k2 P2 l% S  jA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
& i2 m7 a7 I; T/ Q4 ZA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 7 i0 S$ c1 ^0 i, T

" ^) w) V! t% T6 P( B6 UQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? / U; _& m, O6 @# t
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? % a+ @% B# X* G+ s, D4 O
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. / u, [. d* J6 {8 `( u2 V* k4 z8 a

" W% {0 ]2 ]; t4 U, h) ZQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? ( w$ r' D9 F( Q/ e4 ]
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. ' t4 W  a! F" H2 ~1 x

- k; t, E7 w0 S" e  e( ?) k# y, KQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
/ \  p6 S9 v, d! E5 k1 x/ K' sA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 7 x  ~$ A- F1 u% a$ }
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
, w3 [. Z: ]; {9 F; f% v& L- KA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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% j/ V* Q$ D3 GQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
/ ~, A% z. N9 IA: The color.
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3 X9 p; B/ U  ~5 EQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? , [, j2 _: S6 k% z; d
A: Heavy psychedelics. % ?# c+ _0 ^, c/ z% f
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
6 C# g. F  G, b9 v# }' b8 qA: Carry loaded weapons.
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/ U" k) H4 P, T& n, Q2 PQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? ' T! f# R+ n- @' K3 ]# F& S
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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