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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 9 {% ^* p! i6 K
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
1 A8 a& m1 z! @1 }" g% M3 VA: What for? He can't see my license plate. ) }' G  f" t# _: A) \7 w
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
2 @/ F: o2 e" h; t' Y- H8 M0 V* wA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
; h; ]3 \% B- `A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
: V9 _. [( r6 c' K( pA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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7 p: R5 V1 a1 M' n" G8 A, {Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
6 }0 D2 R5 j( D8 q/ kA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. + {- C& W- @8 f

( t/ B0 V0 ?% Y- t+ \/ K$ r+ mQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
$ \1 u+ n7 ?# g5 I8 MA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
, p* J- p. C% c2 [7 Q& [. p. e0 HA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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1 N$ t9 W2 \8 n. uQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? ( }; E6 A" x; W
A: The color. ! B, p6 n$ p4 f6 ], J

& s$ A& j- y( s" _* ^Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
+ ?0 Y- K5 Z6 n# \A: Heavy psychedelics.
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  G" _: L# f* J' VQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
% L* F  w. T, I$ b& q6 R% {A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
1 [0 {  }7 R+ P: ]  {5 DA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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