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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 3 O. @" f! ~) f8 V6 T) y! p
5 W$ m; ]+ i$ e' uQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? ( d2 \) i% a6 l6 ` p
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? ) W) z* y4 J& @, `+ m }. r
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 1 ]) _; m5 D8 s
! f1 G! Q) h3 WQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? , @' a" x S% [
A: Your car.
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8 }% B) D9 p9 _# w# Q" A; Y, \2 b vQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
7 z) r- t% w( _+ ]1 A- nA: Be too drunk to find your keys. 9 U. J( U% y3 J6 N$ t; h, D4 ^/ @
- t5 ~( |& s9 c, ?: \- K- \; NQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? ) H! J K7 F4 T
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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! o- \" T7 W9 DQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
* _8 m9 K: J* J! L1 d& IA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
' E; x6 Y1 I, M6 Z% ?5 UA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
& ^5 N5 X. N. K7 K3 F9 lA: The color.
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2 f+ g5 q" r* gQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
5 S' m7 R- R$ W. Z% {6 K) LA: Heavy psychedelics. 7 E3 M, u8 B& E1 ?& e* L' s+ t
7 A* S. N9 u* ?: v) |4 k/ RQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 8 y5 }, N1 c' _+ g. b
A: Carry loaded weapons. + O$ y4 U* C& P1 G
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
( r; \2 Z2 L* b9 l& Z( KA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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