Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

( l! ?: M! V$ F3 J% K. uQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
5 K! v5 D: J8 t$ o$ j' WA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
( V# W" e* ^  L4 w" BA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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6 O8 z/ w  ^$ O4 p0 h$ wQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

& Y9 ^5 ^7 N( J; q* u1 _Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
+ U; ?: g0 y/ c; z9 K9 O1 cA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

! ^$ {0 v1 S! }- r/ P$ OQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
. T4 e0 K# U( x/ T; kA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

- z, R: R* J/ @$ x; FQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
( M- _/ b! L/ _A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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: T1 F0 \! m( ~/ c2 `Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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& q7 ]4 a1 j4 zQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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. `: q0 P, K$ v& `' A! J0 A0 lQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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