Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
( f5 I# w) ], _7 ], ^$ x; E' aA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

% K2 Z0 ^6 |5 d; H8 u" O6 TQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
( C& M, r! P5 E# z* tA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
3 [8 `  v/ d  l- Y: CA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

' l0 o* M. n/ M6 mQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
8 Q: f- s- {; h8 ]  C, [' ~8 e9 xA: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
2 e6 p) N4 }$ x( V  a7 |8 uA: Heavy psychedelics.

+ o, _+ y6 [( I  G0 _Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
" n7 ~7 y+ \% e" \A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
: n5 l+ S5 c& K: j$ o* O5 FA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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