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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 1 E5 n9 Y% B6 \& |/ X8 n0 _( M
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. ; ] w! y& e+ n5 I( ]8 ~
% ]1 X6 F! P! T1 @; K, sQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
7 ]! }( L' z: I, V! |: `+ AA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? 6 b& D3 M$ ` P" Z- }* x2 ]# L
A: Your car. + y, y( \ V; P4 X7 e
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
; U4 m* F5 S+ O U, e2 u8 x2 q" vA: Be too drunk to find your keys. % B9 | u4 b! N5 O% K7 N: _/ B% f
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? ( h% ?; G4 J/ E& K; p3 g: g
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. $ Y" S' e* F% I6 V8 k: e
- X2 [6 |7 C0 v' N/ b4 A0 U2 kQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
- E6 z1 K. d# C# F U: iA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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; O9 f+ w! c! L1 sQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
1 M4 |8 W& m. F$ ?A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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% H% { A" U- R; E; V1 e, b, UQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
: X! g# C8 X2 o, L. M) X/ qA: The color.
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0 I0 f, x. w1 i: nQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
4 ^1 t0 ?: @: dA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
. D! {- \* M& Y5 @' BA: Carry loaded weapons. j5 V& W6 h0 J% }2 v: K& ?" i
/ P: Y3 V0 Z% Z2 SQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
% s0 s+ S6 c; T+ u" C; T4 W TA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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