Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

$ ~$ f0 s8 `4 `: F% J4 U5 C: j4 j+ eQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
8 K8 t- b0 E7 I' N3 WA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
3 O9 H  m; o  U2 S3 ]1 B: IA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
" F, ^, B4 k" Y3 N9 Q) RA: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
* M' m, p) H! O) N; F7 z" vA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
# D5 Q" b/ m) k" KA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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( J- W2 H3 h0 A6 w: ^Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
  |- S$ y) y% q( OA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
1 R+ k1 ?2 J" m$ nA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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