Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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9 X6 S( n$ O4 w/ _) a  uQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
; L( r* h# j7 n& N9 I* S/ V$ d* q5 @2 IA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
& [3 f+ F7 Y; ?; k, U8 x2 O6 j( L; {A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
  d$ {6 z6 C. w1 A: N) o/ GA: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

6 ^/ I5 Z! s$ }; L: \Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

' U$ e* m1 x1 u5 e$ T' ]Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
4 A+ `5 u! C7 s; sA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
/ t; s0 ~( a# H( i" cA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

& T, w. S( b3 a  C& UQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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