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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
- `% x. {( W- xA: What for? He can't see my license plate. ; G/ ?) q4 ]. Q1 u4 u& ~$ D# e

4 D/ d3 H3 l; {* J8 I! b1 {5 {' hQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
- b' ~6 V, ?$ J5 \2 j+ i: bA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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* C8 [; F2 U2 wQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? ! ?2 b% u9 d7 J6 W0 T
A: Your car. 0 t  c' N  h' a/ z6 U" r7 _8 n

, j8 F0 ]5 [$ f/ AQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 7 w3 a6 |8 ^* t3 ~1 G! w
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. $ L0 [6 T+ o; m4 [# Q: E

6 \; ]: S, B: |Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? & @7 g" c7 G' f" b4 o
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. & m- P1 h- t' A) I8 H7 ^' J
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
5 G' G- s- I, e" z" D/ Z4 eA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
1 h0 s. y1 K! K6 o5 KA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 6 ~  {$ }5 E4 E* D9 ~

' y3 }) q( v6 u6 u" a4 `) qQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
. h8 H* W% w3 p1 a& LA: The color. - _3 ]/ F- F, y; ^0 W2 d4 p+ Z

  a, u. M& ^* MQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? # F- w. Q: ?8 f- I3 Z: f. d
A: Heavy psychedelics. % m5 {7 V3 A! o0 j) e
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
! R/ F, Y. Q: b1 m; ^2 j/ V' PA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
* K7 a7 {. E+ }A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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