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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. . R5 l- |7 {4 ~+ a. w3 l
% u$ a4 x% L# k) H/ p" zQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? ' w+ c6 T" z0 L0 K: | H" K( D
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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3 _! x H& Z! X+ ^' B7 FQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
& [7 z* o( Z' V3 I( p, OA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
) A R+ Z3 u/ h$ E8 i) L& fA: Your car. $ E6 y% z0 M( F9 }* m6 a
' `! l- ~2 Y5 _( h& N/ ~! _, HQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
" W& d! ]1 t7 E) X" R: k6 qA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
: R2 S3 F5 c7 uA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. % X( p4 Q+ `5 h( |% _
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? % R2 \/ R) d* |6 S
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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9 G6 f9 X. Q8 x$ L9 X( nQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 5 o8 X1 B% ~& B. V) k
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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9 w! P3 O% t+ ?. wQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
9 l/ g2 w3 _( XA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? ; m' W# ?8 c" E7 B- g
A: Heavy psychedelics. 3 F3 Z' ]! N2 }
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? ]# l- D: t2 V- p
A: Carry loaded weapons. ( c6 n8 w% C, ]3 A, k
M5 C3 G5 c8 G* hQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 9 u; u$ V# k8 G5 k
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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