Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

& E' q- [; P/ A/ L+ f6 FQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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/ _6 R# \) T& U+ _+ P& g  gQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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0 c7 d/ t+ o# M+ `3 jQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
: `4 b) N" P# B, o  |0 Z7 u4 PA: Your car.

" j( b8 |- r. K4 XQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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3 p7 Y9 o( e7 x* l1 F) nQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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6 M; W! D$ l5 U8 i. }# g4 B5 b$ ZQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

( F8 J1 W& j/ t6 cQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
; ]8 o& D/ W  `/ Y* ~1 q7 IA: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
0 J! H) x7 E+ C7 o6 N7 ^A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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