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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. ( h& l" a* S" v# d* _
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
/ q# R# O- _+ r+ ^& {8 rA: What for? He can't see my license plate. " o( U* d. O, X! u, o
8 M4 q+ e& \7 e. u' p7 z' H$ RQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? . u. C8 R$ V7 r) m7 t$ _( s9 X+ u
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
" g. ~7 a- \4 IA: Your car. 8 @4 a* R* l0 I0 D
2 g6 L% E& z& R& e) H4 |1 y! {. \/ EQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
% Q* ]2 ]$ b# T5 i h+ X& `! VA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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5 W: r, l& Z% J# o2 Z. OQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
! b; t' r: I1 O; VA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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# R: L- V8 O* A7 {Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
; N$ |7 @/ _0 Q8 N$ I" V6 }A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. / A+ w2 o- Y! S+ U& y0 ~( ^& D
4 |1 F; S' k+ |0 v$ T7 NQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
1 d* i6 B, A( v+ x) jA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 3 L5 J8 u+ k; m# U5 N
A: The color. 7 X: r9 }2 K- v- x
/ h: M$ a3 A' `3 r2 ?Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
" @3 p/ y, F4 E2 HA: Heavy psychedelics. % S3 h/ x2 X6 f; d" j
; K) C6 |% r; B' k" a& ~- dQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? : V7 D4 S, g N! R1 S3 U2 N
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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7 v' P. p3 N4 B- wQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
; K2 b5 _0 e! O2 u% C! WA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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