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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 8 a! m& k$ v' o! k6 k8 N' d9 v$ M8 G
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 7 ?3 t+ B Z9 n6 r
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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( Q4 b0 z/ X. f9 ~+ |Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
0 [. p I* c/ T. J) P# WA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? 0 d/ Q$ Z5 N3 l$ @" R0 W% Z
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? - `' W8 f0 v _* w- k( ]
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. 9 b5 o4 A( v/ p- }* W
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 6 ^% p( X' X/ X5 J) V
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 1 @) a8 U: W( Z7 f7 {
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. ! D- a) y0 n1 e# w6 z( r( J
- a+ O, `% s: z( ~ _( x9 b7 N6 k8 XQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 5 k, C0 [) G* L, u
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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% c6 O5 r0 x9 M7 v& }* UQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
% K$ t: I7 [0 N$ h( e3 bA: The color. 6 L& J. }4 ~" S, Z4 t/ i
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 2 [' |5 E: F! h" q
A: Heavy psychedelics. 9 S) r, v2 r" k
/ B! [, _% Z# X. k! a' JQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
& @& S* H, ]" }6 i% I7 dA: Carry loaded weapons.
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8 c, }5 |0 S$ W' s+ I' eQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 7 U. @$ V, |- a8 D5 V, {
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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