Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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3 ?* o- o5 u" x' V; }Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
1 A$ B' A* E1 zA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

2 k3 Q: o1 _8 cQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
8 [3 U) a5 q* o9 h8 y3 [. aA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
" W6 X% v0 T# u! }  z! R8 |  o- bA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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. ^( t) ?) k$ ~/ f& o+ c1 }4 ZQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
, o% p' W3 m! M# CA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
- ~$ s% M! h" a" w( H  l/ bA: The color.

7 ?. \. N5 `, J- H' k; gQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
5 R2 m" v3 ?. f  ?; |2 @A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
% ?9 V* Z' v3 ^3 A; ZA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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