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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 6 {6 y5 _2 q) r, L4 C
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? $ c! }( k0 M: P7 y, K
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." & O# s) d' q- r7 E7 S/ t5 w$ }
+ `3 W2 p- K( ^! XQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? 9 [0 a! O6 O |
A: Your car.
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/ Y1 M& [( d* I( T) @3 kQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 0 v( N. q e3 ~! V
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. , p2 k1 D/ Y# @1 J
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? * Y4 j" c' Q1 T
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. - P& i) M+ C* Z& X3 q5 X
/ d, V8 z+ r: fQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
. |) ~" E9 @ [4 L. [ x' WA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
) O8 k( F6 o, d. [; [A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. / J! U' @& J8 j. L4 w
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? , A4 O( N$ _) P: z, O. m
A: The color. ' |/ x0 ~0 u) }3 c5 P! K9 a3 O
- i- k3 a% h9 l$ \7 I: L9 PQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 1 P) v {7 ]: i1 \- l
A: Heavy psychedelics. % C n# N; c% D9 J! W0 t0 m
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? % k/ e6 Y. o+ ?9 g ?* M
A: Carry loaded weapons. 4 z9 V/ {# `- n7 n0 E% p
3 I5 ?7 [+ N) E, j9 I0 S/ pQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
0 t' R+ j1 P( [A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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