Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

6 D/ F7 @) O9 F6 V/ e4 bQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
7 M) s( W, p/ _A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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; ?9 S9 Z9 u4 ~( o+ C4 ]; k/ tQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
' u, E" a1 M8 A( X! Z8 oA: Your car.
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; v4 ]% T1 I' S) C' h: Z; ]Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
  [/ Z' t' Z& H* D7 c: UA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

" D, T5 `' |- y7 `% O0 o$ T2 Z# _Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
/ q9 G* g' _6 ^A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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/ M: O3 q5 d9 n. _* h6 eQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
$ {7 R, k% z; W* h9 @% {3 Z& bA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
+ p+ Y' [+ y8 O6 U- p* V9 GA: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
/ V( b1 ?1 X3 @9 e0 eA: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
* T8 `- J. Q4 _* O0 o; o  x& KA: Carry loaded weapons.
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8 f1 ]7 L2 T" M2 Z7 d/ o% z/ GQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
& x0 @8 T, q4 \* |, DA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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