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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 7 @8 ~% v+ `" E# b8 M) [ }$ H
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
5 Y1 @, M* x0 @6 [# xA: What for? He can't see my license plate. * O" j' {/ `* ~* `! ?6 m( [
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? / X w- `# l4 Z0 N
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." + U8 B9 H' a0 h8 e8 y5 a( B3 d: A+ d
: Q2 n3 J/ S/ J9 G3 DQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? 2 W. V( |* ~0 _2 R7 h4 ?
A: Your car.
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3 N( @; y- E" E5 tQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? + W+ h& v6 W U0 {9 D8 }* f
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. ( K9 s0 l; }% ?( h; j2 z
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 4 p. C1 v2 _# V9 ?% A' k' A6 ]/ i
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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1 ~4 K0 y0 V% _0 }3 H' Y: o7 v4 VQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 3 V& t4 q- c) {3 P
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. ) g( M0 j) L# ^' T% K% S+ N; k
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? # f4 Q, N/ }, H* N, n Q
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. % R) i1 E x: d% M& `
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 1 \- y n% ]) X2 Z
A: The color. + \* v' N3 O w" H. U
' P5 k' b6 a- K3 |" WQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
2 z7 O- Q4 k* l6 GA: Heavy psychedelics.
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* C+ T* R* `" M3 tQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? * P0 q# U4 I/ [# d) J' T
A: Carry loaded weapons. - D* W. t+ o6 g" v0 {0 i
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
1 i4 w1 I' ?' U' C4 KA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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