Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
9 _) A+ w, j( n* @2 K/ D1 J4 WA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
9 \) {5 z& N& V; uA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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/ L+ d& y: ~; jQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
3 z# e6 q- R" e1 t/ T" d* i% h4 ~A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
. Z" Y9 \% P3 M3 p) O+ DA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
5 x; h; E) x8 ]8 PA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
( M  X, Z) k* H' S  J( k- Q" T9 qA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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0 s  ]( K9 S' u, S# [; G2 C$ g' sQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
# n1 N9 D% t  }2 Y8 mA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
/ [, q+ ^1 G. B# }( L& wA: Carry loaded weapons.
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* X) Y8 z; Q- k5 EQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
/ L/ g4 u; i/ n& n* b0 l- yA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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