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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
; r" p0 N% \' H; RA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? c/ u/ Q; p2 k3 M
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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( N- t2 \9 i7 w2 k7 F- BQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
/ s. i2 B$ W7 C! O2 H" o5 Y- gA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? G; Z! j$ ]$ k* e( D. e* |$ w5 m
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. 1 U) k% \, L6 B" X$ V
( Q5 H" F l" W4 L( }1 ?Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 4 ]. M( F7 @! g$ i+ t- @, V
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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) F) Z( u0 g/ S9 {" X( _ nQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 6 \ T) O7 }; \+ K5 s
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 4 }9 R* S/ Q! _: z3 N @4 E
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. / ]1 i* k) E- K$ A4 A, a3 W- A
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
5 C- B2 ` ]& }6 [A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? " e/ q+ F$ }2 P2 G1 j+ u' z4 R8 _
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? $ b( @$ n. Q R2 q4 Z; N6 T
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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