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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. , `1 D8 x! M3 m7 G! j: H* S c* I
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 7 z8 I7 {1 U9 j" j3 z
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. 4 @+ m# D$ P$ Y- q- p; n
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
( }( _! P; B+ ]; r' O2 ^: F" rA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." ! n: w& t R. S @! T) v2 @
0 `4 @0 H+ X% h C6 N2 XQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? 5 k6 F2 J z) M. R& O: [4 W
A: Your car. % U o/ l- |2 R& C
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 2 Z* t s7 d7 A' J8 a, d
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. 9 |0 W0 X; R& I; Q
9 H# T3 C3 J+ KQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
$ H1 K( w+ O: }+ D" @/ gA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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N( m" n7 S6 p! S3 eQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? . i# d0 `0 D4 X9 V
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? ' D9 t: D* b9 @9 ]5 Z2 T- b
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 7 @& u/ {; N) e3 t: }) M7 y
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 8 c) |1 r: M: g& K( Y* r. q0 k
A: The color. : p/ D1 @, T1 {; E6 }- t7 N7 M
! y2 b1 d# \( U2 `# b7 DQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
8 o% @5 p+ U1 a% P) dA: Heavy psychedelics. ) U0 Q& E4 G% A3 Z; `, U G0 a
% Y' Y ?5 | s8 r7 B8 K# N9 ^% XQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? # w2 a1 W1 s& v( S0 t2 {
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
$ p& Q0 B# h7 DA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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