Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
2 h: U5 I% K  G1 C. eA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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1 |' e* ^3 x# m* L6 rQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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- f& B" ?) i$ p+ l7 UQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
1 m0 d2 z% z% Y6 m4 A. ]% D! AA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

; B: ^! t: q' _8 IQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
" Y% O5 R4 w/ u0 [, U& k# Q7 Q# sA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
) A7 W. N9 e1 l2 u: f' L5 hA: The color.

2 s; C( m4 |" v# V6 K2 w: kQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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