Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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1 m( b/ Q8 }9 a0 o/ CQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

" d2 X' h' }: X5 T) wQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
+ ?+ B$ q/ |: a( A3 j) DA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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7 ]; p( y! C7 `2 d7 DQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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6 f* }4 p2 T% @Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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4 i! E1 z& p: a3 ?# E( GQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
/ o' R; |! y+ {2 t! \& KA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
4 B9 V4 Z  j# F* w  ?A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
5 o/ y" ^- O8 C) SA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
' r9 [0 J" m& {% W4 G% CA: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

. X# H2 S( N9 ]4 fQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
" U2 o2 b6 D' z6 OA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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