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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 7 w5 h5 X+ C$ m* L% ?1 E: M3 r6 z
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
4 Y  H8 T* z4 `A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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# Y7 J$ \: M0 k/ z0 XQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 7 I3 u& J6 u, |. {! g
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 3 @: d) Y/ R! d2 `
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
! D5 L6 n3 D2 TA: Your car.
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% B$ d- z( L5 lQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? . |" a, M" S9 \" n% s! `
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. 1 _/ H- q6 [% V- ^
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 7 b3 ]+ L+ K9 g. Y  o1 Y
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 3 g# E) J/ B4 C# |& p

- w* d  E. |+ M. Y- dQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
. ~/ Z9 u5 c$ J2 a; UA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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- P) `! v% u( f9 [7 iQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
5 q% M9 _+ ~1 n. S1 P  F, P( F& QA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. + Z! V; q3 e4 ]' M4 A$ Y
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? # K& X' q. A' E1 r/ X2 o; c
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? . [# L% n$ Q' v
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 9 b- h3 C, e7 y( D9 V
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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