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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. - A6 D( X) x) m( A
8 H' [! Q# N) I& O/ N5 A& ZQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? / v3 K8 b) H8 E2 ~9 O; Q8 s
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. ' w8 @- S5 |2 { C" u
7 e& ?3 @& z( y1 E' _8 iQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
' J1 V2 q; a$ F* V/ k2 fA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." / h- j* h: k( z. O+ ]& z0 ~/ E
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
4 i' m! A0 @( i* }A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
& j- y& L, X% EA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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: G: ~/ g7 G" W) P+ r/ [" i3 ^Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
5 q$ t7 l0 c5 h; l2 DA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. % i9 { a6 h$ }7 Z: y# @+ _
& h* b) D( S$ {3 H, i! F |Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
* [+ p: i, @( s" ?A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. * k. n- q0 J- S5 s
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 2 Z* \+ ]9 t1 g* |1 B1 v+ N/ I0 h; B
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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) Q8 ^' A6 E0 P5 fQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? $ s2 l; r) d* W
A: The color. 1 x- s) o! N6 J3 ~. T+ i6 \7 B
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 7 U$ w; L0 R+ w; L
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
/ X v( [# G! W$ A; |' cA: Carry loaded weapons. : L9 M4 {% V. K/ p
6 k. I- c3 f7 V8 qQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? ; p4 s- S" `. F* w; R+ l
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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