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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. ; k8 J5 E& c4 `2 G& _: k! N* g4 Z

* I8 a6 ?3 [; e* p2 d' IQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? # T$ F& K- y& r  Y- O; K" g% p% j( Y
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. 6 m8 J3 o4 t- E& H5 {7 p
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
6 {+ l6 |# W1 M4 M0 K  \9 K- GA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? + v& A/ @& b2 i. Y4 O8 L& G) Q
A: Your car.
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* Y* v) ~/ H* z. o, H( c6 aQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? # Q! N3 ~- H9 a4 m! A
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. 0 `" a. q& D5 z; J3 M% I

- {- w- X$ e' F" R/ aQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 0 f" h5 z  o' M, |- `! `
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
4 q- ~' \& `9 aA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 6 a4 f7 C2 z' `* H$ I, @

  M6 Q. I, e) Y4 h1 UQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
# h' Y$ j% M8 A& H  _! pA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 2 x: a% f3 z# T9 I1 z; a* \
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? ! f+ n: l" Z' H# p
A: The color. - w5 U/ c: U# ^- B; z" m
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
0 E2 c) f- V$ ^- a" j: T+ v. Q2 JA: Heavy psychedelics. . d' o$ w7 o; c9 |0 W% f

+ l4 S. T' [; q4 L% @1 ~: MQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? , m* K3 d2 D6 I
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? # K& ^0 k$ w8 E. A
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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