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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. & @. |' [* `' A( ~3 [
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? % d+ ?: H6 Z. m' ~! n
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
9 e8 b4 }6 k, k% aA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 8 r" w2 x( x/ }0 o2 k/ \! Y+ w

5 B, ]' v! m$ g% n: B& H. yQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? $ e; o$ h6 q+ L# p6 L
A: Your car. & j; _5 O$ R# s: d) N% B4 e
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
& m7 [! W7 R$ z$ J7 r% N  \A: Be too drunk to find your keys. $ Q" T7 \8 F/ \  l! F
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? ( b: P) C0 X; S$ k( g: R
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? * I/ `4 l: ]# K: O- q+ W
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. $ n2 p& r" W, H3 [% T0 Q+ J

2 z2 T: ^" Z+ D3 I4 Y& X3 j! [, yQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? ) m' ^  n; J# b2 S
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
; G6 s9 Z4 i: FA: The color. ) Z; T8 A- Z0 Y2 X  g7 h; @

. x$ s: G2 L  bQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? % l5 y! V* O5 p5 y, f
A: Heavy psychedelics. . q+ u, v3 X/ T$ F" Q, k' o

: Q* M4 u6 A3 Z# B. I" KQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? # B, d+ ?% W6 C, B! k, ?. g3 \+ v
A: Carry loaded weapons. 4 b  ]' d" o; ?( J; }3 R
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
2 R$ O+ o1 j! w& G* v/ Z- I  hA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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