Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
1 _4 ]7 }8 z0 wA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
6 l( M5 W. o4 m* V& x% \A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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9 v! }* o1 a5 U3 {$ oQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
* M6 `9 m3 x; {A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
: ?  `* P6 c7 F- p: R  ]2 XA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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$ t$ J* Y9 a: }/ t- u3 \" G; i  WQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

' w1 _) H+ l' ~( T) X# b3 ~6 e' Z& MQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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9 [0 ]2 O* I; G7 ZQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
( U( q$ P  `0 p% ]* d- m- w9 ^A: The color.
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! V! k1 t0 E' M0 |/ n- zQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
0 W/ B7 i' E% M, gA: Heavy psychedelics.

- D2 L; H% o- y* EQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
$ ^$ Q. x* {; T. U  B* hA: Carry loaded weapons.

7 @# |4 |( m1 h. {4 u- d# L7 eQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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