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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 2 ]: C R& Z8 S; k
0 O8 L+ l6 Z1 b3 D* M5 wQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
2 k% N3 \& T1 @+ ` Q7 d5 G$ nA: What for? He can't see my license plate. 0 n/ Y% V+ q% i( E" y
9 G2 T k: M: DQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
8 ~' I! q6 k2 l% l, dA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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% w4 w( r N; p- m7 L7 }4 f4 cQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? , ]4 B3 z# W6 H% Y% v9 ^$ e; X
A: Your car. 0 D* W: V, u1 D! x. Z
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 3 r3 W. j0 e' W; \" h
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. ; s* [/ d+ [& I: v. K, b1 R
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 0 ^) {( h$ i2 _! j' p2 A! E
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. + Z. }1 N4 l, e! e* H3 I
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
# `2 |; m& [$ SA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. - w1 L' f) T- q+ | f# A
( ]- A! ? ?' V7 P- XQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
, w3 B) D& V+ F' g4 sA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. ' o! n8 v D9 t0 @7 v8 r6 R9 W
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? * R7 L7 i2 L2 t6 o4 N
A: The color. 6 `4 }9 L- l% j9 r: Y
) j3 h1 u# i) _/ s! T" zQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? b9 N& v: b- Z \+ } M% D
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 4 r8 Z6 B4 D- t7 Y- j
A: Carry loaded weapons. 8 ? O, r( W% ~& d
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
: {7 y. I* r6 Y) G4 Q: OA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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