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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. , ]0 G; p# ], K: {) D
# n, f! n, y5 e7 a! iQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 3 D ^5 X+ c5 C
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. / _! Z5 f5 B3 r: H- a
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 2 d1 Y" U/ @0 W: k& x
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 0 `5 t# @. [5 a0 V; o# t
, O# S9 ~7 T+ S8 xQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
9 ]$ V) N0 z+ B. b" hA: Your car. 7 J2 u N* e+ B$ f# h. X
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
: ^8 n2 i9 b# t( d. r: rA: Be too drunk to find your keys. 0 s6 V4 a2 f8 m: h/ k) `) w6 U
( u/ Y I( P3 u6 l7 g" WQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
, _6 T7 |8 `( X+ M' |& lA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? ! N Z6 R3 a& Z2 |! s0 r
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. ) Z6 n. y1 H8 @, r9 I- k- g) R' O
' |4 i. \7 u5 `' J3 ]0 t$ J6 J3 {Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
# t& j( v1 w7 @9 B3 u/ AA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. , x8 _7 X n" N- L
' X: Z$ N0 ]- l+ e" x9 m' g A [Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? ; Q/ l5 Y* k" Z1 z: X2 p$ E U, m
A: The color. & |' K6 M0 ^! f& o' D( I
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
9 j& ?, X! N4 ]) u/ I0 xA: Heavy psychedelics.
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) n; X W9 Z ^' m9 t& r% n6 `2 qQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 5 O' ?4 W4 K: i3 _0 B/ L( Y
A: Carry loaded weapons. ) Q5 l8 E* J2 W( ^
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? & Y1 D; U9 \1 e& o
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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