Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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4 K% c/ f. H9 |% ?) O) T& p9 aQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
3 |5 P* F% c; n8 s  v+ D- `4 U; sA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
& b, h+ I/ k5 H7 F3 y- t0 HA: Your car.
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4 Y" u7 F. a' @* q' A- [Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
2 x; ^: N; N0 N2 b6 ]A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

8 ^, Z) U8 o. ^; V9 y+ A: vQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
% B( y* o% b# S9 ?% n; |0 W0 YA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
* r7 K# f4 {* O" S" k! O' PA: The color.

3 B& ^9 n6 D3 K8 R; ^. iQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
6 X2 T% Z0 R! S& Y) ?6 L8 AA: Carry loaded weapons.

/ [0 v1 `# s; a/ J+ k* u: x/ DQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
, }: i8 O) K$ ^. eA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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