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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. % k& j8 e7 `" m) i: K
8 z6 `& e' i, R7 p& |, qQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 1 I% o. ~; i* d4 o0 O# n
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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k2 J/ L+ \4 ]$ {/ ^, ZQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? ! z5 f9 U% A" N# V2 T) ]& L
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." , l4 p. T% o5 s1 ]: ~0 Z5 P( p
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? 7 O. }2 w. T8 ]3 u
A: Your car. 4 J/ h e9 d3 x8 K" B- L
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
) }7 L7 u3 G) o/ e6 A) jA: Be too drunk to find your keys. 9 X& q5 ]% q- h- R, N& Q
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 4 V- a0 a( T- ~/ Z- N
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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/ f4 E" r, i2 k: s" ^# ~Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
2 s0 z/ r9 c: J- g9 @! f* n1 iA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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) V# I5 I/ t9 OQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
0 H* O$ C5 ?: O. T% h8 H, K7 W& W0 oA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. ( K; p' t( h t9 @: o) s- Q l
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? ! q/ x* M f# Y$ @$ F
A: The color.
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8 {( p3 [+ B/ X# K7 n6 O$ \Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
. t8 W* Z$ |9 I; M+ F7 iA: Heavy psychedelics.
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; q' i* b- t+ V2 k! i! V, o' xQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
1 X/ K f9 n; g( @A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? : n) ~6 M: c, b8 m/ f
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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