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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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. T# E4 r* P: P) z' B4 qQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
5 r/ F4 ~& ^! C6 c& r3 zA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
! i$ ]# [! Y, X. cA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? ' P* N, `% t0 e" v6 Y* o
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? + j5 s. A: t  [8 n' Z* k; e" l
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? ; f/ w9 n, E3 h+ w  L! p6 _
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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  O, L4 y) @" w; }# Y8 ZQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 2 Y0 C4 T: Z1 @' y$ S
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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# m, S0 ]' Q( V5 K0 m; sQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? ; B9 v% F1 ^, k
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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0 [' s- a8 b7 a1 a) d, {Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? : w* X6 L. x0 }2 [: x8 w0 J: i
A: The color.
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( A; P  l) h$ O; XQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
. [& W9 C: e2 Q, {6 zA: Heavy psychedelics.
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' X. [5 p1 P; o, iQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? : v9 u8 _; x6 f  a0 s' T
A: Carry loaded weapons. % W0 B1 n/ t6 _/ S$ Z- p6 ~

/ W5 M8 Y; ~/ R# E( j0 hQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
6 b: w3 x9 A! X7 p) KA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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