 鲜花( 21)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. , r, w6 j1 Q2 T3 s! V; N
; K4 N; w6 z5 e& u6 n
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
; I l7 \% p/ k7 JA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
% ?; O `3 Y' g4 M2 O7 @ ?
7 E$ o* B, `) h* B. rQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
: h" z8 i9 h# S' V' ]- k2 D" jA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
2 p" c" Y5 i4 z" D% U O5 K- ? I% ]( f
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
" @ m) s, a p7 {. l6 LA: Your car.
% m- C$ h- H1 q! ^# n" u- _4 t
+ F9 I, L/ b$ p4 g4 x$ V7 {Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 1 F$ v; Z! M: @/ }6 W ~: s1 ~. D
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. ' c0 Z# m! E0 _! H0 }1 [6 a
/ w4 y1 T: ^1 ^: a j2 tQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
* e0 Z) B# N. U6 d9 EA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 2 s- x) K' b; l3 n$ F
8 w* X2 E. g- Z+ l+ E5 e7 P8 zQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
9 l; L8 p' W2 J3 I" iA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 9 c5 E2 p. Y1 ?; K% j: }
9 _/ G% x$ X& g+ u# E3 wQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 8 v' E6 |5 V% G5 D) Y1 I6 K+ x! R
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. * P- _0 u+ @8 ~
: l+ G0 _7 d4 U& \3 s) b5 j
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? / A4 z% F+ ?( V
A: The color. & h& u$ r) A2 [/ t- ]5 [) ^3 R
3 g! ^' [+ n5 o. M! T/ V1 b# u m, J7 NQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? + K' l6 p; Z6 w
A: Heavy psychedelics. ) o* ]6 I* |$ H, `* U. `
1 P# k) H7 Z& Q J5 C! w+ dQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? ( v& B" N4 K# M$ P- Z1 ~& P+ M; L
A: Carry loaded weapons. $ b: V- ^5 E8 B
0 u0 K; A: ]1 J/ Z
Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
, B1 @- k/ I/ h- Z9 z5 tA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-10-14 11:37
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2008-10-24 13:25
