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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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; C2 p1 P7 t1 R- q' B/ mQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
% D$ M- t- c* T" \A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 1 v' E3 ~' W4 Z, W2 ^
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? 1 v' l! v; |) ?
A: Your car. . z' |+ i& y5 ^' x6 R3 l) A0 X/ P
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? , i8 g: N5 }+ V. a9 l
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. + x# K2 ?$ S* R# f9 L* m8 `9 F$ I
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
* [7 g+ U" r" @+ e, kA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
1 H6 r: f1 j- ]5 \$ aA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. * y* e1 S7 X7 J5 C; P" b! N
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? f$ B3 \: j6 |5 a6 v5 k
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. ) p6 x8 v: n* g1 F
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? - i/ ?( t j0 s( C5 c2 Y' O
A: The color.
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9 @9 k( o6 P7 i4 H1 C4 FQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
6 E0 W9 ?; Y. o( v$ C, E! U* XA: Heavy psychedelics. & C8 k9 G5 U0 B1 ~- X
- G' \9 J( ~4 G4 ^8 q3 b! lQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? + f" R7 I; v& v+ B8 V0 g6 g
A: Carry loaded weapons. # M' j# ^6 u) n2 a& T& w
5 J$ ]+ t$ A, N) `7 s7 aQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? / H4 \) y) y1 z- y/ [8 }$ W! v9 n
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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