Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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2 p4 r2 w! }' e/ vQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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0 V& ~9 |0 N; a& ^8 |Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

$ x6 O+ y" W' n" `- ?, J' QQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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1 A8 I. f  t. x# J% P# sQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

1 y, W) B8 ~3 i/ c1 y' ~, D, X$ UQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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, T$ S" z, |4 d  C$ b' s# mQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
3 ^/ x% N+ ?3 o3 E! {' KA: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
1 S! R. c& ^( F- y  kA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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