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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 8 d7 I. s, ^! o2 m, C
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
. X/ b c5 ?- r+ B) j& k: K5 @A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? ) K' |/ t; T+ B* e- y
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? # `0 ]1 |# F6 C4 z1 T. k
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 3 d% S) ] L4 P4 O9 H
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. # t6 l8 P+ y" J H$ D, [3 @
0 ~. }/ P( J+ ~" E- _3 \# [( rQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
9 {1 M( J/ E9 H' v! }A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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2 C% ?0 j" Q* |2 |" a7 h% nQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? & ]! y; F/ a* x/ V0 H( Q
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. : B! s) x8 d1 x6 r5 k) K" C" n
+ O6 t$ V, E* t! x7 L& s* g8 NQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
: `3 p5 @, ?; j) u$ QA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. ) i, Y9 @# `% a7 g) C6 q' w
# X6 e2 t% K0 v: B6 e& SQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? ' e# L; @/ U% I- ~0 S, v0 i
A: The color. , T- `% b3 g2 C1 B) x; K; b2 ^5 y
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? / r: J `" Q' P4 l9 J
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
) ]7 y( i: k3 v! |$ k3 mA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
2 h- Y0 h& H! }8 D& HA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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