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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. & v8 b* a" O$ B0 p$ g6 R3 I

% Z6 g5 H5 ~1 U% x8 YQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?   s& o+ _' ~( g* f; b( \
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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$ @; U1 Z  A6 h: e& {Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
0 l! E+ m0 e2 v7 R5 xA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." " J) g( E4 \' @  a( ]/ d; m* c
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
2 x5 G' `8 E1 h; kA: Your car. 4 B4 {# ?6 x: O

. B+ S, M! |7 W: _. E" a7 TQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 5 ~+ z' l' }/ g" V0 L" ]3 V# ]
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. ! n$ ~+ |3 R! x9 U4 ^$ j7 j

; v9 l1 P$ B5 i% P* I& vQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? ( s; i. b9 \. l$ V; J! r% p
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. ; e5 ^. E( j8 b' p1 b8 e

$ F& m: |0 P+ S% ]$ GQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
! w7 X# x, \% H! s( NA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
9 _* N) h$ {& {A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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& u! A# l2 ^, x( J9 J( \Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
+ l4 w; T" C9 n; i$ R7 \A: The color.
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7 Z  |3 V7 f: x8 KQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
2 D/ x( ]7 `) X3 i: A2 n4 e  {0 ^A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? ) t: P. a$ d$ k4 N% u7 g
A: Carry loaded weapons. - O# L* ^% a( v
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
& T3 |8 Q" P$ I- r- |/ v4 CA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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