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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? " s ~. S8 n! j6 h/ w% h
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. 5 |3 w7 Y8 J! V7 ~# \
$ e j/ C+ A" O- w7 xQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
$ \; e( \; \0 M( {( XA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." . Y" e$ U3 z; t5 v
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? 5 N d/ F" R' X; n, C' R
A: Your car. & s2 r- t- F; G7 T$ ~
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
4 I* m5 W. e% t3 xA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
1 K- W, ]9 J; {% L, X+ k" i7 NA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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% }( E, c9 T# W) U$ j4 V LQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
7 c! b: _% ^) n, N* xA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? # ^2 b* W P Y: Z. i( w
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. ; p+ R" s4 Q: c) F
3 R. ~. z; I1 u9 |+ n6 WQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? - b7 F8 X; b, Y1 o& C1 ]6 V E
A: The color. O1 m$ r9 }$ G7 \
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
% |8 I0 A4 D) b& NA: Heavy psychedelics. v" N, d l+ B/ ]5 l5 P% z
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
' X% A: X! ^3 JA: Carry loaded weapons. % w; Y' O% i1 ^0 _$ [) z' t5 U! S M% N
5 r" o) T- M: b# J/ I* xQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
+ q$ e5 Y' L5 F4 AA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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