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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 7 q0 G& T0 e' u$ M9 t, e$ n* H! [ l3 S
@; Y! s1 X3 N& V1 g" X' V- ^0 bQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 0 K `& |# s/ D
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. 6 g) g' S h( {8 K6 T. f3 \, A \
1 W, R- {; E% |/ RQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 6 D! U& z- ^& _' d' }. f
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." $ M! v; n/ A( H3 v
0 Q7 d0 _9 A1 mQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? : h& o' j% T4 {/ X9 A
A: Your car. % T$ r* J8 F. N/ _3 [* y
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 5 \; {+ V- v$ D9 t
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
/ \7 a) t% y- z: A- b8 N- c% ZA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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3 s$ f& @, O4 BQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
. l4 b0 z8 B$ Q1 Q& f9 OA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. & |" \9 y; _; M3 m a0 P
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
8 L1 T- }6 D' j/ Q/ ^& lA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
: k' x0 u7 ]2 z, q" k+ NA: The color.
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8 x0 q8 B) B! I' K8 }! i& B2 VQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
0 L8 P% p: e3 _. b2 C; Y8 dA: Heavy psychedelics. / Q4 X1 t9 h D% _3 B d+ u$ A
/ j) m( _1 P2 o7 o mQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
1 r/ i" x( f/ k1 b) i2 KA: Carry loaded weapons.
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1 o# i: _ Y2 q/ {! {7 l- sQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
5 W' L* Z$ Z! p9 }9 tA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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