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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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7 B$ a. L: a- w3 m4 b- I" A# ~Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? ) u/ @8 p# ^4 N$ W8 _" C
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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9 w5 v* j- b; z. q+ C3 G, xQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? & n) {% ~! s5 U5 c1 b2 A$ F
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 2 X3 M8 p2 _& K6 ?/ f
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
: F& m* ]+ _5 e& G2 pA: Your car. 9 C$ @& D" P7 |$ R% Q5 P
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? & c4 K# G8 Q& I1 ?# R; {. [2 v9 \3 d
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. ' h. D5 q! K- U5 M+ @' _
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
  @+ ^6 Q, ^# h, \A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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1 e$ z1 K9 d% XQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
! L. S: [5 G# [1 L/ RA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
: J( n9 p7 t6 P, H& ^) FA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 4 [2 ?# h% ^: Y2 u
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
* M& I% q  g( u# }, @A: The color.
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3 x. x' _# t: ~! z: r3 w( GQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
5 |  u' k, [# R9 r& C, `A: Heavy psychedelics. 2 s$ G/ Y9 Y1 c2 l

* n: Q; T4 a' E  p% ]Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? ! z! ~+ \2 _4 F0 ^+ [4 O8 P9 `
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 5 p  g9 k5 r; _6 [' z3 H4 s7 H
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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