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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 4 `! g) E5 ?1 x
6 p7 U4 c4 ]2 a) a& _Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
& M* C: x& r. |# y& fA: What for? He can't see my license plate. + ^, C, n _' |6 y, z; B) ~3 U1 f
0 R: d+ c( B! P" V1 {Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? - y" H! F; h) A2 @% }
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." % W/ ~: X1 E3 S- L; d
# {; b7 l4 a) Q7 [Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
% ^' h/ ?; a! y8 \& e$ }A: Your car.
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: G+ J' T+ k/ [: ^0 o( ]Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 1 F7 B8 m! D1 L y# s `6 N
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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* Y6 f9 Q4 B8 G& C& TQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
. ]1 M! a! b" R3 W5 ?/ jA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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3 N3 @2 M& b/ Q! E. G$ yQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? % k) j3 p# a! I/ D! K6 h3 |
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. |5 R. f- p# [1 ]6 n
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
8 ]( p' Q: `- d6 v+ {3 i' wA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 9 r+ \5 d: ]2 k7 a/ y4 C1 d) r% V
# a% r& Y0 U, n' J! e; eQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
/ [7 {( H C n* X' L |A: The color. 4 R6 `6 t! b8 I
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
( Z. m: R9 \* }) o0 m( f0 n( FA: Heavy psychedelics. ! i. n* L) L5 l$ u5 I; k8 _/ W3 q
, d) J0 @ u6 E* J! I- o2 fQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
( g& S4 C$ Q/ l# a4 eA: Carry loaded weapons. % G- v( E# q v- n* ]
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 0 d5 f8 M% w) i3 I6 N
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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