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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
8 s$ X9 i' {% ]5 R. xA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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( g0 `, A- [4 _) |7 R1 K) Y0 ^Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? ' Y, G4 U: j: C" h- y
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? Y' N9 a# B7 w+ K" l; F3 T" N
A: Your car. 2 \2 D, O1 s. q r+ T$ c
: E5 P/ T5 P, r; ]Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
+ V+ V5 `0 ]+ J/ {, \( y2 q( XA: Be too drunk to find your keys. ! {" w0 s6 E' i: C: P, }& w
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
`/ a$ ]3 Y8 _" v7 t: xA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. - k1 X1 c$ Y5 p6 I% ?" p$ M' I
+ @6 h1 Y3 v( W2 C, t& ~* lQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
W( T& V8 E& {. J0 x! [. [A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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7 Z1 {5 V- _1 W' `5 w& P# l& {1 GQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 7 ~9 c7 F+ `2 ^+ O# ` v3 r$ M4 e3 }
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. + n3 w! x& z- w
. s5 x: L/ _% R! K AQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
% Q: l5 J5 l1 z$ V* NA: The color. $ V' }6 H: y2 ?% c2 j
$ V9 E) ?4 Z4 t, }5 P" |* ], `2 BQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
3 N% y) t% Z0 C- \6 `9 k' nA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? , r9 P3 \: N/ Q* x& N, @8 |
A: Carry loaded weapons. ( ?7 _6 h: F d$ j. m
1 o3 K8 i8 ~9 p7 f; sQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
* A! i2 S8 a! QA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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