Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
2 r- R1 R9 |$ fA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
. v% b( b7 u2 }1 N" I3 {, ?6 K2 MA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
. s$ Q. w+ c- ^A: Your car.

% `" q5 m: |2 j7 T" z" PQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
/ m: F1 G* g/ k7 U. P7 i9 rA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
: k8 b  }1 ?! q1 }5 XA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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5 D/ d$ I3 w; K# `5 j! R3 yQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

8 C  u" s) ?: M8 J4 ]Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
5 e% f/ Z7 [8 f% N$ n6 N6 oA: The color.
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- \4 m" l6 s3 D1 m% IQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
& h5 L: P8 G2 v1 |; }# s; x4 P& aA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
9 m0 N9 }# B  i& h1 f8 s) J7 A2 vA: Carry loaded weapons.
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* r# f/ E$ {7 y' }Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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