Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

' I2 G$ V6 ?' y- }3 BQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
2 H% z3 A. B9 u9 `- a/ zA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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6 A  U6 y. ~1 U) C" [Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
( m4 R+ j! _  \; PA: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
8 D2 B; Q# T# {' x8 M0 w) jA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
4 W5 ^1 z, {1 x" m, |& uA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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" d* @$ b  s6 m( x0 p- `. x4 [; tQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
* b; k0 ]3 L8 `8 f" CA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

, v; N( W( ?# V- R/ l. TQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

: w2 R# g/ R+ X/ L" @' YQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
+ k* W. G2 m2 T+ MA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
/ n  k+ f; T: o  nA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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