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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 2 R! f9 k. `1 _  H
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. 6 n7 B$ A1 ~7 \/ b( D

; G6 h+ j3 M  a1 Q7 lQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
! w" d6 j  L8 j. z2 oA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 4 U1 i0 Z' k& e, N! z* b$ `; _' y

! |3 H! ~% j# N7 P3 H1 E2 V" GQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? * w" o) n8 `8 l+ M
A: Your car. 7 ^/ W. O9 \5 Q  S7 K0 A  {8 A

: X8 F2 U- F3 U' ]: z* W: ]Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
# S! ^' E$ o4 M, @% [; uA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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$ v0 F9 @  o& R; ?7 L! J# A: oQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
# ]6 r  H9 v' u' N' R' M1 ZA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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9 _3 y5 k" {$ _6 f( N% }4 ]Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
! a8 e8 d( L9 Z; L  LA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. $ T3 u" w1 G2 s3 L: ?, _8 F

& I! Y) c1 d; ~5 o! ]Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? : }4 f7 \1 W6 g5 K, m1 U! V2 E
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. " E, M: K$ t- g
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
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8 [0 p  k: ^0 S( mQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
1 G5 z8 z# Y( k4 MA: Heavy psychedelics. + S4 \5 i; z. b' S9 Z
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 2 c% d9 {9 z! X( ?4 l
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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7 [( m5 @4 l* w: f2 GQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
/ R8 u9 ?. M3 t2 h0 NA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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