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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? ! E' h- `( x( H- S: e( g0 V
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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: n) r0 F/ h+ w! ^- T1 e) kQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 1 J( M" y) ]. X5 D7 W4 M. ]& C# U
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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4 `5 W) i& G5 Q7 M& tQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
{; q* r( |4 v% vA: Your car.
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+ V6 d* C3 K3 N1 oQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? ; u9 c, E! d" N! l7 m
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
# |9 [7 N* I6 c: S; e6 B2 [A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. ) W- ?6 N% A5 t( B3 | `7 g
! K8 ^- [7 n* u3 y* L5 rQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
! t- \4 ], h" ?/ CA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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8 K8 K' `- m9 v! u% ^( u+ xQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
3 K) T$ X8 T& lA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. - ]. V" l* o' } i8 h6 a: H% `
: ^" t, L2 _6 |: d4 e7 Z: s9 ZQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
, V7 j6 c1 I' l& a4 c( ?: wA: The color. 5 G2 E/ _" J T ]( v
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
+ E; }- v6 [2 A0 t: ^- s5 zA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
~0 U* k& h4 V& H" rA: Carry loaded weapons. 2 N. j. A" l& [+ @% ~0 A/ P
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? ! c) U" L$ u% o5 ?" I. S
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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