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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
* n: A+ w8 ^* x7 H. y' VA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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. L4 G' c; y* x: F1 VQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
* h9 N" W  _( P8 a8 FA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
9 G( n  r+ j  b8 _6 ]1 zA: Your car. 6 _9 v. T# t3 ~$ e2 r/ d

. k  h% W$ k, W& }! |  AQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? ' R: J7 J5 v# ~8 i1 P6 b
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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$ B1 a; a6 l$ ]& \; L9 \1 G: cQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
* M* N9 Z& i. S% y+ |0 X$ Y9 ^1 EA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 4 y0 {, V+ U; a8 D  a+ `
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
: d8 d% V7 R; i, l  w0 K, v1 WA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. % O2 }2 O- h3 ~, q, R9 x, f* a% q% a. ^

4 O7 Q6 d, v! m  m7 t5 G% GQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
  V- q9 X% B( |! o3 FA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 8 }5 d& u! ?6 s$ Y; y
A: The color.
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8 a/ i7 L9 V$ h% ]5 Y: ]* ]Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
' {5 |3 O( x: w# A& e- ~' lA: Heavy psychedelics. 9 I2 M1 X- {' C1 S

6 H4 n% l9 }- \& Y# ]Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? # W, g% c. |1 t9 x1 E
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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( w9 H2 o* L  ?) H) HQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 8 k/ K( R8 f9 g3 E3 b& d: F' v
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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