Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

- |+ Z" {' J: ?$ K* x7 xQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
1 }+ T+ B5 Y+ gA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

9 a0 e# S; d# zQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
6 {- e3 d6 s$ t- R, fA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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; w+ M& R8 W, n, U* O* UQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

. G, s4 r+ N, M# OQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
: _3 T! f% q! Q# b7 z9 r- yA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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+ U/ ~/ h8 \* d  rQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

& c- P! k9 A- B/ }5 {Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
! o5 w2 A: p; Z# @" lA: Heavy psychedelics.

  H- }$ F* j8 |6 y" hQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
* b6 h! V. e0 K8 `- lA: Carry loaded weapons.
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$ B% L# n5 B4 I  L6 P3 t, _Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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