Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

/ U; D4 `( k% y/ {Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

$ o, g' p" J3 ]6 b% WQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
" t- ]. k& C1 d  ?3 ?/ H/ p0 Z: {A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
& p" A/ @# P7 v/ n0 v" w5 ?) r) zA: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
# ^/ B  f+ w" sA: Heavy psychedelics.

% o1 D  @6 K7 fQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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2 ^- j% L9 [( S& I6 n$ uQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
7 G) c$ |% \7 XA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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