Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
1 o; H! H: E8 T6 x. b+ \- R$ vA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

9 y1 x! ^, B# f1 o4 tQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
" k! ~0 v$ b5 Z5 J3 z% _A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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) @) v0 u" `  d2 @7 eQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
6 N, S0 W' x* dA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
2 K/ F+ z. P( Y1 p" vA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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' P7 a4 k1 j6 H, v3 BQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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% u% D% t. Y/ p: H; i* ?5 ?8 m' g" |# yQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

4 y& y5 P+ ~6 Z. U5 gQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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. Q1 w( e# X. T5 h* c4 YQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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