Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

' N! m/ {8 a0 a) p/ _Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
: y5 B3 I6 F) |& |4 ZA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
1 {; z- u1 f1 h! P) ?2 M7 BA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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" I2 {/ q4 ?! i; YQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

1 q6 F& ~2 t4 W$ r4 E6 L5 T3 t- aQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
, K" R$ z* z5 m) p' s8 TA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

8 @" F: y/ @" o9 z. \+ UQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
/ r2 h* r' E; P/ ~A: Heavy psychedelics.
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8 K* t* d1 O* DQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
0 z( L6 I1 R& ?! s, DA: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
5 X( B1 Q% p* C) f5 O+ SA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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