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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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  A8 x) E  L  ?9 V. @# FQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
/ V4 U, o0 K5 s1 ^  R9 C9 rA: What for? He can't see my license plate. 2 m3 O2 k' ]& E; Z" o

9 n$ N# O7 `4 E9 v* ^( aQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? ! P5 ~* d) n2 Q' [
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 0 h; L1 s& a  K
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
  z2 q) B6 j7 o+ s) @# ~0 P! \A: Your car. * C7 _! x/ u, I& C; E6 L  ~# W0 h2 r

1 k( x7 g+ F" L  _" u7 uQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 1 X( U3 K- m, C0 \7 Q- z
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. 1 Z: O/ K, \! h  x0 {

( m" S3 [- z' O9 U7 I% G  B$ }: z" Y( HQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
4 C0 ?! |4 m( r1 MA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 2 O  N0 [+ h0 g

. c" z! L' D7 ~Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
: m5 p- k0 m  y$ F) ~( S( A& jA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. - q" F. q! z1 B5 r
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
, W! Y) q3 S  e& w2 {4 iA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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  M1 \+ U; f6 [0 I# f5 o* n. }9 rQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? ; j" O5 c$ w0 [% {& u, u
A: The color. 0 [7 Y$ V" K( {) O" p
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? + K- I( R; M6 h( A
A: Heavy psychedelics. ; e, M. L2 p. C) P- |! \; x

+ R% m* A+ k" Y4 x0 h/ B1 xQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
/ I: `+ F# E+ u1 `/ ?A: Carry loaded weapons. & N$ W$ V2 a8 T% v4 h% h" H& G
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
# |) |2 ?! C; f* mA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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