Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
: {/ |! R3 P; ]6 \( t9 `A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
. v2 E# m5 P, ?6 IA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

+ s& O5 W$ |) z* U! oQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
( T7 E2 S, H% J) G6 j8 QA: Your car.
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: C: s, V9 X+ q; l3 B4 O7 ]9 aQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
& y  B; B# m. D; O% V" KA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

9 _: S& G- G! u( j2 HQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
& O6 p) d1 s% ~! _A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

; I4 x  a2 T- o! q2 `" G* O/ OQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
$ e& I. Z/ o# V' kA: The color.
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9 H/ i( n( \, S4 T' X% GQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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' s7 g4 w) p9 N3 \8 L/ c) \  XQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
2 R- `$ M! _1 [3 U- r2 U6 xA: Carry loaded weapons.
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' F- @& u$ K2 ^6 F" K. L6 YQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
) Z  D& }3 z+ QA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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