Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
5 ?0 [+ c9 B) d% CA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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9 x" }! ]- _5 }, c6 aQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
8 Z" O# @; v7 g6 N! T) k9 M( o3 e( SA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
& R! c5 d% [; {1 d: k8 `; jA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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1 A+ T* G! Z. X& ZQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
, T7 K, T2 s3 T% R3 \+ [; LA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

( F+ D! K9 `" u6 |* A/ aQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
- P/ Q& g0 m$ |1 ^+ x0 CA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
5 ]! q# `& Q# Y9 iA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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