Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

* I8 a6 ?3 [; e* p2 d' IQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
6 {+ l6 |# W1 M4 M0 K  \9 K- GA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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* Y* v) ~/ H* z. o, H( c6 aQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

- {- w- X$ e' F" R/ aQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
4 q- ~' \& `9 aA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

  M6 Q. I, e) Y4 h1 UQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
# h' Y$ j% M8 A& H  _! pA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
0 E2 c) f- V$ ^- a" j: T+ v. Q2 JA: Heavy psychedelics.

+ l4 S. T' [; q4 L% @1 ~: MQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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