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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. ! B0 S, d  ]  Q
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? " G4 T: i2 G* e
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? , R( f/ ^: u/ I4 ^  C( P2 c6 T: d# I
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? + I' Q! C# b6 C" Y* U
A: Your car. : y6 ?8 V. [9 c. S

+ b3 l. j4 t7 h6 eQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
! N% d: S2 }3 O6 S' `* ]A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? % t/ `7 K7 d& [7 V' {1 q
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 4 X6 \9 R' ]$ o; w$ o# A" k
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 8 G+ @/ C7 X7 f( x# f5 X3 N
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
  z9 ~3 R8 P; {$ CA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. ( s1 Z" I6 X8 L3 m8 [! U
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
: `! q: L0 ]1 aA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
8 [, V$ e8 Y) J' z' eA: Heavy psychedelics.
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( S) [' s$ a9 t. Z) y- F) VQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? ; z+ P# m+ [: F
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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