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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 1 P0 r3 m7 [: s6 D
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
7 \3 h$ t& p4 a' U/ W* g* nA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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4 W v) [1 o5 a5 V! v9 YQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 1 r9 {# X* i j: q3 v$ S
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." ' N4 Q5 O" z% Z; I7 X0 \$ l0 F5 i
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? & C+ [+ Q2 F$ C; e
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
% {; t, b. Z: I# gA: Be too drunk to find your keys. 1 M( P. T' F7 A$ j
$ B# `+ `& C4 i: uQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? % Q& x; y3 P, C3 z- b3 z8 o
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. ) m6 ^4 v$ I: o( F
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? ( R5 O1 ?( j9 Y7 H _7 S
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. ( i7 @) q2 i1 o; x0 Y
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
! i7 H- h; r9 e* A4 o% hA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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, T" V; z, z) lQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
3 ~$ j1 d8 n- @A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 5 D! P$ |. {0 `) [5 G- |/ U
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 9 n# Q7 p% L5 o% ^$ Z
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
) e6 V; u7 M2 {! x) A: U, |/ s6 yA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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