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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 6 l% n5 s' s( x3 I9 o
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
/ P- d( G6 {- I, aA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
$ \7 Q/ s4 B( @, a6 P7 D0 DA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." ) Y6 P! x, o  {; F/ ^$ ~) S0 z# d
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
$ a. o$ ]% Q/ t* s2 q+ {A: Your car. # J, J$ `' ^4 S' C

) S. d5 ~6 p  L& X. w# ~  mQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? ) T9 M3 X$ P, q+ L) I/ v
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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- Q- x" }1 c, Q+ K( M" ?Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? ' e2 H9 z; E% q, q
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. ' F" ^& v. ?5 m8 l" Q/ I( I2 P

9 G2 I: Q+ Z2 g/ F9 _& ]5 BQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? * N! g% E: q6 p
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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( d, o% Z0 v2 SQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
8 T4 c0 _* j$ k7 p1 @/ F% a0 gA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
( P8 y/ y8 {0 YA: The color. 0 o. V5 w2 r8 p/ l  Z% m

3 f$ c5 y, S" D' t$ i3 rQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
6 C# H& g' p! n. q- M( s+ U) L9 |A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
1 y' ^: N1 Y/ H# w; z1 M. gA: Carry loaded weapons. 8 b, y7 h  r/ ~. L5 k# J

1 C* i* g2 E/ G* _/ fQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
% h( E$ o5 X, R5 M, OA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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