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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? - }3 o! |' X. U8 V# C! n# S
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. # F D& d5 w/ X; Z/ s
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
( d1 e* e$ E) `. LA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? ) G* N6 J/ N+ _* M V
A: Your car. 7 W* T- [2 Y t5 U
( [- o1 [, U/ z7 y, _, ~Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 5 k% M6 b; I1 W5 C! y/ v, r9 ?0 @
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
0 q: H2 O3 j( J6 ^" N# y2 Y( hA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 2 B6 M( t9 u- }8 p; u% I
f3 h' _% n9 {& l$ ]1 v' UQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? / H( R4 ]2 `# L* O/ w* `' p
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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1 _ c0 Y4 O J' w. w$ e# IQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 9 H% [) ~0 N: ]3 Z6 n
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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' v2 I7 } H4 b& P: ?2 AQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? - Z$ \1 t& P O" V
A: The color.
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: {7 n! w3 N. P. W/ q. CQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 2 `. b2 m+ A1 {4 y, j9 ]- n
A: Heavy psychedelics. ; [: T% `( t) b: P& ?1 D
$ q3 P% Z7 v+ i yQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
8 O' k* J2 Y( B) f( M/ yA: Carry loaded weapons. ( V" k8 W: j# S
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
0 ?4 D9 L3 O7 p- d+ VA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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