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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
  n7 h2 s3 x( M3 XA: What for? He can't see my license plate. 1 j3 u, r$ q' v! C4 q* d

8 |5 {7 Z7 V& J5 zQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? ! B- v& n! B6 Z& U) r3 |
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." # b3 k5 Z4 n3 E; T
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? 4 t6 Z/ n4 N9 D+ ^+ F3 U0 y
A: Your car. . M; K/ b1 Z. x
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? + T$ N" I1 C* Z. U+ K0 t
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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# R" M" U. J, `! s2 pQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
% u6 [% W0 D5 F7 _A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? ' B( G  \1 k# `* T5 i
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. " Q' v  a5 H$ I& p
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? " }# C2 m! f" S% c1 e
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
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$ e7 ~  X! U! f  j3 L( bQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? / s$ Q$ C8 U9 K% R
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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