Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

0 e! |" L+ f$ B+ WQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
' k( n4 \; G# \( x' UA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

- r% K. n+ A* m4 xQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
/ T' m. S2 P, `4 LA: Your car.
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+ g; E, g1 Y, v6 I5 SQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
7 `1 d0 C+ A; U5 Z) B' C% @5 VA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
+ J* H: m9 B: j$ q) TA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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1 G  N3 `3 f9 g" V. l* h1 tQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
: v7 j& A& P2 W) u+ b6 [A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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# V$ E% g; Y9 uQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
5 N. o6 J9 N* O8 gA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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6 b( D. V! b( N6 i2 Z) F4 zQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
9 o3 {! z- T8 s/ [A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
% v; i3 R/ s0 L  MA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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% _  q) t( T" q; _% Y1 nQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
1 U" ~1 l$ u+ g4 K& oA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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