Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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% p1 c% O( w7 lQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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( T2 l, e4 v* }. Y! N1 |8 e0 lQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
- K7 g/ ^1 g& LA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

: ^2 L- i$ N7 e+ o/ l1 }Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

% h6 I$ u7 D2 N3 ^; E; HQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
, ^% T" g. ?" x. e" WA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

( E9 V& ~* K# I7 S. ]2 _Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
( F  p( E. \( ^A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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1 _" b+ [- c- W# V5 G5 WQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
: D, r7 d$ W7 q6 gA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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  C* O- \1 Z$ j9 E$ q* H' _Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
; D4 m2 Z# v( I, QA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
+ |6 o* Z+ X5 r; V5 nA: The color.

& L9 V5 I0 H. B' `3 v5 q- J% Q7 nQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
6 d; @" a: C% {) ?, qA: Heavy psychedelics.

) X) I3 f8 p) F% U: J& W- ~Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
* O* c: p, Z/ J9 _, T5 N* oA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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