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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 7 E* Y  Y2 b8 H2 c& C2 L, O

: Q( j" }) C! L, Z( {. q0 u3 F  HQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
7 j: Q" s% N$ B& G3 vA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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# e( D1 r3 `- mQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
& j* T' |9 e/ [$ c: b6 H, u: P5 dA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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3 y( L# j% g) S: ]Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? * X- M# {9 e9 `. y& L3 }1 R
A: Your car. # F! H4 W1 B: v9 L% e7 o% J* P! s
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
7 f- i. \( Q& G2 V" PA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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: n7 M! U4 m# @5 Z- YQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? # G1 {8 m& ]+ _, b) s
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. % b) q. @9 |' \

. z# h* l+ {) a- t, VQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
) r% x) j( f  u- ]A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
8 g" h- \1 E( v* e' a! xA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. * w8 v9 A6 o$ |  ~- |

- j7 Y: r. L7 V! b6 NQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
2 {% F9 G; R) t' d( S7 YA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? " B9 P8 x( T% ^& m
A: Heavy psychedelics. . }9 I/ |% ~6 c6 T

# I  A7 ~& o3 }8 `! q/ f9 K9 a( W- HQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
- {' l; U# J- I: O  f8 HA: Carry loaded weapons. 9 Z  t7 f. L) @. s( m

. B# y8 z  ?% k7 D2 GQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 4 q/ V( F. s7 T9 ^
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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