Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

1 ?2 o& j$ c7 X& P8 KQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

* g, A3 s  A. @! Z9 dQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
2 d- ]& I$ ]0 `7 IA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
4 r; o$ ]- i. e# qA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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; Y9 m6 O' L7 O( e4 l- C! ZQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

" D& \. }2 H7 H0 ]) wQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
' s' x' T: Z. P, W! I( FA: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
& m* M3 N9 i% b$ V) \+ LA: Carry loaded weapons.

1 n8 o" h0 t2 QQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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