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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. / T$ f- F; f" U
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 0 @9 s& N3 W& d, Z( l2 w
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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0 L( d6 f7 u: B" NQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
! T# a! N1 o3 H8 MA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." : C& N0 b6 H: K1 U8 ~% s

4 D" ?8 L, D. q* iQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
5 S. x2 H1 i' E. d8 L) F8 w. F7 xA: Your car.
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, y4 U  r& [! T0 Y$ M, pQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
$ T. K. J1 |* d' V& FA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
. w/ h* u- o" u6 T4 {A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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( U" b! M2 o* e8 E6 k, uQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
+ d* @$ F% c# SA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 6 A- g- ~3 \* m. s+ H, q$ `- a
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? . N& C& z4 X+ A/ l) A9 @9 U; ~1 s
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? - M5 E1 h! j1 [5 c8 c
A: The color. ; G# p1 j/ `. \6 R# u
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? # R$ J# i0 I2 I
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
% X0 P5 p" u0 `: yA: Carry loaded weapons.
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5 A- ]6 u. l- ]+ v$ B: I. V/ O" UQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? # ~* C1 x% f2 l* l9 I0 P. g: j0 ~, ~; @
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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