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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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- K' W3 \) R% K; P6 I$ j: r5 hQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
7 C" _9 k+ p- O$ ~  x& U) q  ~7 PA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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$ }) g& l  O2 c% P8 Y5 N+ D) EQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? # q/ `, g5 V6 @6 A+ l
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." * E  ], `" ~: x) F0 Q" a

: \9 b3 S7 L0 D: ]1 R  [Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
" p* u# J( X/ Q: i# r. d$ H  oA: Your car. , r2 c( b# @! V9 ]# R0 m
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? . j1 s3 K0 l: ]3 Q! N# _
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. - D0 J' B" w8 E. D0 d- ]3 [  ]

# i* ?3 z/ f* i8 i+ E3 R5 CQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
1 K1 }) k% O, c$ N; l3 tA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. ) ]" T  _# g5 b+ K3 A! y
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? ) a, q$ o+ {0 p* L
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. ; t3 y! Z+ Q6 y3 K  u

+ Q' O8 r* L, E* x$ v8 eQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
" U# u0 D( I$ b- R5 k1 k- I9 o, _A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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4 h/ d$ E$ \6 |4 G' HQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
! }! S0 `, P6 V- ]3 R* W* PA: The color. ! S( L9 D& a( F8 F- b1 v

; p, K% H2 m0 ^Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 0 W2 v3 ]9 U8 u
A: Heavy psychedelics. : M0 J- j6 H! ?* D2 T
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
- h4 h' z  p: Q9 [. WA: Carry loaded weapons. ! L  P5 S; t+ j& Q# F. {

5 `! Y4 X6 W$ D% c2 O9 }Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 6 I. e/ c+ ?! N* s0 g$ ^
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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