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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. : e( g1 o: e, [$ E
9 n- ^# m8 a E2 I6 W, e) KQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
+ m c4 z( |2 T. K( KA: What for? He can't see my license plate. 2 \* \: y+ u* l0 Q( B
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? & \4 I1 y* Z0 J
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
. o& H+ R" S* o( o6 M0 B- H- VA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? % G1 D' x Z6 A9 l% o& f' ?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. ! f, Y* d2 u9 Y+ J. \4 z- p
6 o! O( S% t. Q9 R" t3 ^1 ^Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
3 e3 V- ], n( n* |0 U3 sA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. - P* G @0 x; {: I, V8 [+ f% ^
, o% d5 f% D/ h6 IQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
& V4 h7 |2 w& e" \A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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; ]) Z, R( i+ \/ CQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? , t* E7 B( ^* ^+ x& `
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. # c/ O1 y$ C* @! W. U8 b
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
8 m' @+ U& x4 O6 z& _A: The color. ' c) ?8 O2 \6 {: Y' S) U
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
8 s# i( S# m `, J6 jA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
( c/ Q* F% B# l& G+ F; QA: Carry loaded weapons.
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" b! Z, d( y4 l7 o& R: q* RQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
0 l5 N( Z+ ?% Q( d4 q0 iA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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