Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
" `( W, {# W' F: R5 JA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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3 U' H# D8 h  `8 B! G* e% VQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
+ P% p0 m% C; k% _* t' B- a+ n6 \A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
1 x' ]% K& i& M7 t6 ?. CA: Your car.

6 @% ]4 C! _& Y# O7 ~& F' {Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
5 |. n1 W( C9 }7 g4 ?1 N, xA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
' Q$ v, P5 e( |" ?' RA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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" P9 e9 ]; C8 O+ u9 s% o+ lQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
* ?1 U' U) L$ x+ q1 S  IA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
6 ~' O2 A* A# h! Z3 x3 `A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
# N- T2 n3 `& w2 v' VA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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