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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. ( S- k- C$ ^) U: v
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
6 a( `5 Q2 v2 Q! RA: What for? He can't see my license plate. ( u- m. s! {( J" _
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
8 H& p+ U" B/ g, E, n$ g- PA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." - ~7 q( Q8 D. l$ `5 b
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? ) @6 g* {5 [6 a) x
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
2 \* Y0 z( m3 G- M% W% yA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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5 N5 u, `! S. W0 t* g/ zQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 1 g, w4 f( G$ T% w; n- y- T
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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- z6 L; A+ [. Y j) k' d0 \Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? ' ]2 g/ A# ?' y9 ]; z) C
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 1 M, @4 B" C0 E5 s |; s3 n
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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' y" G% o$ d: l: F6 ?, RQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? , e3 I9 u+ P$ B: v8 h+ V
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? ! ^4 y ^6 ^9 x4 d7 O# b1 l
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
* @% \& B1 M; v: N4 CA: Carry loaded weapons. ) `2 f% M' R. b8 O" l( i! c- X2 l
; D. K, X X' y; ]- ?Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
0 T$ y0 W5 p7 b0 _( C" U+ rA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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