Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
6 B/ j& T7 X' WA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
0 k1 t% _$ y2 u. C  `4 g5 N' sA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

$ B, \: `  Z0 E4 QQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
4 Z8 P% X0 L( S6 q( w7 i4 rA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

$ i. u# @$ O1 N7 X- JQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
$ |7 N: P% @$ y8 \A: Heavy psychedelics.
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# \1 @+ D' H4 tQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
" Q1 q7 _4 u& L1 R3 lA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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