Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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# V0 d9 \5 |& @Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
0 J. z# l: M- J& Y1 |$ DA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
# ]+ B3 |( K. nA: Your car.

/ T3 ~$ ]" D9 U" O8 |0 W! n* oQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
  h6 i! y$ m  ]A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
6 X% d( k. a1 p9 x( SA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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% e  \4 [. Q8 {1 Z8 u: ]Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
4 |, x" T1 m& Y; E1 G6 I# vA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

5 u. Z* f- A2 Z! J9 X; u9 T) T9 n* ?Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
, `* c6 a& Z. b6 Q* O3 z+ I7 |1 VA: Carry loaded weapons.
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# U. {7 X5 j. a0 {" u: gQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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