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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
9 H, r- o$ J3 r% Z* C/ kA: What for? He can't see my license plate. 4 \, J: d7 K8 J. G3 t2 A9 p+ W
" |% G$ n/ _, w1 t8 E# r+ h" DQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
) K, R* g5 z7 U bA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." " i+ `" O. Y9 H2 H( }2 I
. i% ?1 ?5 S) ]% k* }Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? 3 ]& y- c+ I4 f5 F/ @, h i7 A
A: Your car. / ~/ p+ D+ x( t8 b7 x0 N0 \/ V
5 I# T# n+ \+ y2 ?Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? # s5 M3 c: ~$ [) D6 A
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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8 U/ v) p, q$ Z# ?9 f' @Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 2 T O* b \; g% I
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
i7 K) Q0 I8 PA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 5 I& ^$ q4 w2 T! y
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. % ], h8 N/ C5 n# H0 g( b
. l' U; _1 i( y% jQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? + C, V+ }( u. x1 g1 H N
A: The color. % [5 z9 L8 _. R4 f
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? & b4 @; H( B$ X
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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' f1 E- J. h$ |3 r. Q4 k7 kQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
} }3 J% ]9 Q+ X5 DA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? , K' L# }8 R' A8 n
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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