Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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* O0 r7 J3 i- v- U+ ZQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
3 }5 r. d  D$ Q- S& bA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
, s' C. }6 [4 a" W+ |& a& y) b/ ]A: Your car.
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& P1 `, D8 C' h1 w5 }! D) CQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
. J0 I$ H- z6 h3 ~$ Y2 MA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

' P+ Y& B2 M3 NQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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4 R& R# L3 E$ ~Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
( Y* k1 k3 L$ x% y' u8 J7 vA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

2 B9 A( j4 i% F2 HQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
4 g% W: p) D3 n# ?A: The color.

  [6 j- c1 x2 u7 e3 K' RQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
4 F* D5 p2 I% {4 _( z/ B# _! SA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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