Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
( g5 p7 J  ~: @3 ]! OA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
2 M* }& V7 O% Y* fA: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
8 L2 l" h) Q% P/ B) ?3 z* a$ ^$ LA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

1 N& R4 i% X9 y0 r) \1 ^( M& YQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
* v8 o. E5 G- s( y7 ]A: The color.

2 q4 V/ R0 j2 QQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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8 z7 ~' S) A! ?: Z3 }Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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2 y. p/ y/ _; @. G- b1 ?Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
9 x: L# g7 M7 x* m$ E# }1 }, [A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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