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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. ) _0 N# M1 n% u# c O( ]
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
$ o% B% i- _9 | {3 nA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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. O/ B* I2 Z& EQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
; [* h; J+ A% |+ SA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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* L/ n0 i3 i5 l+ r/ q) [Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
7 Z# Y& q) ?3 JA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 3 z. i" K4 m$ K+ i. S% b
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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+ c: }; i3 s1 IQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 2 S5 x; s" }1 Q7 Y
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. , t0 Z5 D3 ]: [1 l- T( y
- k& e; T. [2 h! ^- i; DQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
3 p2 f3 @# p; B9 w- jA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 4 Q+ `# s8 t O- e8 G. {; e
# x2 N% @+ e' V6 x) d/ g' AQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? ( e2 v! S6 J5 `, h e" ~
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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( ?" N' f3 c( J# u7 n+ O! s, xQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
& _% G9 m& M' C, b3 j" `A: The color.
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6 R" F6 ~# O1 {" L! I1 I( tQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
1 K) v e. s* ~0 U3 {1 f5 I% WA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
( x h0 f5 k9 }4 { Z- K5 _, YA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? . W& F0 Z9 u; `" C* G- q6 B8 t
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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