Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

% Z6 g5 H5 ~1 U% x8 YQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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$ @; U1 Z  A6 h: e& {Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
0 l! E+ m0 e2 v7 R5 xA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
2 x5 G' `8 E1 h; kA: Your car.

. B+ S, M! |7 W: _. E" a7 TQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

; v9 l1 P$ B5 i% P* I& vQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

$ F& m: |0 P+ S% ]$ GQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
! w7 X# x, \% H! s( NA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
9 _* N) h$ {& {A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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& u! A# l2 ^, x( J9 J( \Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
+ l4 w; T" C9 n; i$ R7 \A: The color.
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7 Z  |3 V7 f: x8 KQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
2 D/ x( ]7 `) X3 i: A2 n4 e  {0 ^A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
& T3 |8 Q" P$ I- r- |/ v4 CA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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