Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
9 e8 b4 }6 k, k% aA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

5 B, ]' v! m$ g% n: B& H. yQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
& m7 [! W7 R$ z$ J7 r% N  \A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

2 z2 T: ^" Z+ D3 I4 Y& X3 j! [, yQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
; G6 s9 Z4 i: FA: The color.

. x$ s: G2 L  bQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

: Q* M4 u6 A3 Z# B. I" KQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
2 R$ O+ o1 j! w& G* v/ Z- I  hA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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