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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. , V7 F& A5 L" y: N' W5 H$ G4 e7 W
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
+ K* b% ?* f `. N v$ ~6 g" \A: What for? He can't see my license plate. 8 L5 k& l3 h" k* x
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 7 |; N+ o4 F8 j$ R9 t
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." & H1 W+ Z% J' V! s" x: R5 e
5 I+ |( h7 Y( n# hQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
$ b( t" a' b+ y' l1 U& ^! z/ PA: Your car. 0 e9 }7 [9 k: V H9 {! {! S
5 d6 y9 [8 w7 } I! d/ LQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
' _# |! x( u2 c# U" ?; iA: Be too drunk to find your keys. " }1 b+ s' U; z2 u# [% m# C
' M9 Z1 i7 s: C/ O& ^& |Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
# P% K8 u6 {# x& M/ q0 p, B( @A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. ( q# A _3 h2 N5 Z q5 U/ d; j+ b
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? % J/ G& ^7 h1 x5 b# f
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. . @% e0 l! B$ b6 Y% D7 L3 D
/ W* R% D8 Z) O: k8 w9 {% fQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
% F% Z. e8 [: ^: g4 IA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. $ Q% B C/ I4 Y3 @/ D. d7 f+ L( X
# P" V9 l1 y1 l. NQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? ( f% c( j/ ?; e* w2 C2 W" ~
A: The color. , d. Z4 [1 ~1 F6 o X0 B8 B7 l7 u
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 8 A* P* R0 B4 y' g8 W
A: Heavy psychedelics. I0 d- E! q! E( i
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? ' d* ^, t. F& X# P3 @. I
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? # S$ A, B% s/ Y
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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