Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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8 M1 [: B, {! \. [6 H* aQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
+ K3 p) U) V) ], y9 p! R$ aA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

, |9 u& N9 Z0 OQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

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7 ~& `; V% C6 |# A4 SA: Your car.
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' G2 `, B7 M- {7 AQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
7 H- F& ^* N' N3 D& WA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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) s5 M7 M! \# m7 |9 VQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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+ o$ {  p5 v, P6 yQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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6 R, _" M. r2 K6 oQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
( f6 v' l. J, k% l2 b% k  q2 oA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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+ Y6 c2 W. g; N" aQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

+ O8 l7 T6 q2 L4 SQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
4 G3 w+ G$ P; X, c1 kA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
7 C; k0 L1 C: o+ {+ J6 Y. k0 @: uA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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