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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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6 }) Y, e9 g  C3 uQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
5 m, n# S' @0 K7 u( IA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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$ ]8 O8 \; C8 |* p! ?Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
4 x2 D& ~% W$ E; F) jA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." , m, X: \( z2 X2 R# g4 H
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
; g6 P: M" m3 L4 u3 tA: Your car. 8 A; Q0 k/ C  E
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
5 r) Y& m7 C/ w' A. \* U7 y: z/ JA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? ; O6 N! g- k4 i
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. " B2 `6 s8 T" [9 W: C7 _

8 A1 F7 o% W. z5 ]4 U7 a$ ]Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? / k* Y4 g% ?" O: A& M6 i3 i
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 4 P$ N3 `$ ]8 o7 B( E2 B

  J# K7 g( G* R4 `6 WQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 7 n$ t0 ^9 w: O0 k' e
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.   s7 Q$ Y/ }1 P- G% L( C
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
/ c- Q, e% X- M! C) NA: The color.
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6 l3 ~! u/ {6 }2 R  x4 QQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
- U& ~, T: w# g' E. vA: Heavy psychedelics. / H+ h; i. p/ ~9 q8 [

" ~4 V* H3 ~3 a6 z& }8 z! WQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
3 S9 C, T8 F0 s8 y0 ]A: Carry loaded weapons. 3 B1 Y7 s# [! l- o% ], v$ _. R. @

" p, e6 N$ a7 g( w0 o/ ^Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
/ Z2 p' x0 ~% J$ ^A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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