Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
' _+ Q. j, }$ j8 K- Y! y2 aA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

2 b' U3 G* }4 F1 }6 fQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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( e# n+ I4 ^7 ?* \6 `1 u; }Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
% \# D+ i, N) `5 DA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

1 m  _: ]* L, G0 TQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
5 k/ e; ?1 o* F# _/ ]/ o: |5 j( m2 iA: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
) j' ?3 o/ ^: J: A" N3 lA: Heavy psychedelics.
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, A5 J, ?; ~2 I! s8 {. U( q! ?Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
4 w, z" `$ g. U* ~$ J# N8 |A: Carry loaded weapons.
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, ?, }# R  G; a, WQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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