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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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# Q0 d+ W8 f$ `: KQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? + T) {  _. f0 a& \
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. , I6 ]' v* Z- t: Z
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
- D/ x6 p% Y% p2 l8 Z' MA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." ' \% R$ m% a  X7 ^; f3 B& K
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
4 }& |. k% y# pA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
7 I  L4 V5 W2 Z0 v4 _. GA: Be too drunk to find your keys. & [$ Z9 I4 A& K# m" \  B$ T

5 w4 p- p, W6 F1 s" ^7 W  l' [! sQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
9 C7 X2 g' _; g* j9 k4 jA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
1 C% M# j; J. ^6 b4 w1 T- [# hA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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* G, G- ~9 I9 Z0 dQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
8 n, z5 g: o' V' [3 P$ fA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. : u: \8 M! A$ V5 L2 N& q

) C# i# I8 |) r' n* H" V; ZQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 6 }/ F0 O. `% P4 i! F8 g8 p
A: The color. ' w# A- S. D1 ]

6 _/ U% q* R; c, r3 xQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
: O/ q. k: X. ^4 S4 sA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
+ J7 h8 p6 k! h/ B9 bA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? ! x+ K% N1 `, z3 J
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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