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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. ' W8 I' I* F t8 w) V
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
( a4 I# w; n3 `6 J6 m% X9 \' b8 oA: What for? He can't see my license plate. - Y8 B9 q* ^) ]5 s) x8 p8 u
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
! x8 ^6 l! Z7 |* o6 b5 |- pA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
( v. S9 i8 W Y! jA: Your car. 6 x' k s, ?0 g7 v# r
; D1 j; n* R) A5 ^Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 3 c8 w3 }9 M% Z/ T. |6 e0 {: p
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. $ z+ W2 _2 L( m( `- f7 F
7 E: U. M7 D$ a7 [) \Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
9 a& d3 i, x' r2 L- c' z- gA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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, X( n4 M7 t* {0 C& Y7 ZQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? _ X5 y4 k4 V* p3 X
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
' u( ^: R5 _4 a; l/ b; rA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. & @$ ^7 y: I. ?: \) O
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 7 g. Q! y0 D: E4 y* R
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
q: `: ?, R; yA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 5 w$ G3 a$ `( ?/ j% T1 O. B/ O* j
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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( P( N" ~. f% F* K) e7 xQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? ! X1 s. }. s; B6 i6 k& {
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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