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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. * U$ |0 z2 Y) j; e5 @
; F& ]. i& v3 WQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? * \- L2 n$ ^0 A' e U; X. T: w
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. $ |0 |3 }! E; N' \7 ?# @- B9 F+ r
b8 t; s. a" W: G7 dQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? : T, p8 s, X( V2 o
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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! p7 C% D1 e5 W( c% u5 sQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? ' e# W1 B+ t2 d' @# _# O6 N
A: Your car. % d; W+ U" E: r; w' H `+ B' z
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 3 F0 n. s, [" G) T( B' O
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. ; M/ p$ `6 l8 `% c" A& K$ e0 A7 ~; ?3 p
9 X2 ^8 |- q1 U. Q) vQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? / f8 ]! o' |8 O
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. + \2 m! M) W8 Y
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
. H9 O+ B4 c* b2 l4 j$ xA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 0 _' l* p9 h6 \3 F9 ^
1 N, x1 R& w' f+ |Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
+ B/ B9 U7 K& O( L9 H6 z: m+ g9 q4 s7 hA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. ' r- P, x1 n4 Z: l
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
' x# m. z( p4 m! q1 H. z* J8 dA: The color.
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0 [8 ]% C8 }" B% W- }Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
+ |7 s, s2 L. M' rA: Heavy psychedelics.
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8 c5 Z* W) ?) bQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
- c1 ]2 J1 y3 R( O3 H) ?2 Y$ _A: Carry loaded weapons. : v9 g7 H0 a& x! u, p& a6 f4 B, j" m
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 2 j- C, U& C6 b0 O; g9 Z$ A2 `* Q
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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