Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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1 ]& r2 A9 G! w+ `Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
( c0 b4 h, K/ g7 NA: Your car.

# @- I# }. Y* V* ^Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
: B- d) d0 y- ~+ c- bA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
( `& B% @1 ^- r+ j9 j+ ^, YA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

- b2 A: |1 v. h/ l: |/ A! sQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

/ E; \2 Y4 \) p& k0 J" L: pQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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# w0 t1 r' f; h+ d& rQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

1 [/ B, q' O+ w9 E0 }0 tQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
4 }5 M5 T/ |5 O4 o' m/ C7 q* i* oA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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