埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 4044|回复: 4

Driving Test

[复制链接]
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.   x! r! J, z& {

/ U; D4 `( k% y/ {Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? ' x; O7 L9 V( ]; t/ K, T2 |  {
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. # B, |9 m2 j9 L* \5 `3 S1 ~( W
- M3 L) V5 a& p# w5 l6 T. e9 A
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 0 c; i; E3 W& `  F9 d5 C
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." " w" P' A7 S1 k8 n
: q0 {: |& W4 \& [" ?& n- r& s9 ^! e2 `
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? # \7 i  u  O& Q9 u
A: Your car. * T8 i% U) l$ b: t7 a1 D2 p3 ~

$ o, g' p" J3 ]6 b% WQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
" t- ]. k& C1 d  ?3 ?/ H/ p0 Z: {A: Be too drunk to find your keys. 0 n. e4 O1 p+ O' ~( [5 W
: D+ u; V' g: J+ ^6 ~* Z
Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 1 @% k, [$ o' u
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. % q* Y3 x- g$ i$ T! y6 l
( m) F/ w6 F% Y  D1 _8 [/ z
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? . w, J; M4 S" i4 s6 L; H, I: F
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
- \) P* ]! i1 M$ o  ?5 w; l% V: c& C3 |4 i; Q
Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? * @8 D# q, o, `2 S9 s6 o0 i
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
9 I3 `* C# f: K! B, n0 z! h, o4 [0 m& |
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
& p" A/ @# P7 v/ n0 v" w5 ?) r) zA: The color. ' ~* Y# ~3 n3 X' Y- R6 ?7 Y
3 \+ L: `9 B$ W/ k
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
# ^/ B  f+ w" sA: Heavy psychedelics. & j- V2 l/ b4 f0 m0 w

% o1 D  @6 K7 fQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 4 l: ?. A- F0 d7 |, x
A: Carry loaded weapons.
/ k' P4 H- V+ A, L, e# V
2 ^- j% L9 [( S& I6 n$ uQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
7 G) c$ |% \7 XA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2026-2-21 13:25 , Processed in 0.193622 second(s), 16 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表