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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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' |6 R& @! ^! k& C$ WQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 4 N' ^" f% i4 @' R* z. B) A
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? # W+ g" _) } c( S4 f
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
2 H: L/ D& Y# B+ @0 B0 C# tA: Your car. , g& Y P ^, o' x+ n0 s6 E* G$ M. P
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
) D) Q4 E- f$ [) \* n! IA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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1 C: `: N* s8 U5 mQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
6 o, A) w1 M3 ~, AA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. & j$ |6 ~' c* m* N; I
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? : @9 z% \8 _ N0 j& b
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. * Q# f1 t" r; ^! X/ p: f6 f
6 A6 Q+ h t3 Y! {* ^Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 2 G" r. x6 }+ B4 U$ C
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 8 t6 o$ Z1 `$ O2 \9 S- O& {3 I) {
! A) z( a3 t* c" g3 T8 Y0 OQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
; Q8 B( Q0 |1 p5 x" y) D, y0 R: ]A: The color.
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( ~" c8 C7 U6 eQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
8 K% Z' `/ G) W9 L% [- A2 P$ @A: Heavy psychedelics. - @* `0 g7 ?3 Y5 O
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
( r8 O* ^; x6 `4 ^* \A: Carry loaded weapons. 7 z1 ]+ I _2 U9 X, Z
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
& s# S1 E, _+ d) EA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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