Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

! Q$ m$ P. m2 ?7 F; bQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
$ p  V  M  [6 o) r; V) N( v$ PA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
. h5 N- f. X% {A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
! w" E" N- D+ t" f* x7 pA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
7 B- I7 n0 c  w, B/ oA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
8 v- G# K9 i( `4 Z: UA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

0 M) \7 ?5 F" a5 lQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

. `1 \* a, r% N0 ]' z( KQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
# P" z9 [6 H1 p2 `0 ~2 [5 {* QA: The color.
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) M! y3 V3 U" W" d4 [# O" T/ ?Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
5 f8 ?4 r8 t- d2 zA: Heavy psychedelics.

! G$ o* V3 l3 P+ `Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
! d" E9 y1 t( w2 U1 I; rA: Carry loaded weapons.

2 Y. d' W) n' zQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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