Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

; G6 h+ j3 M  a1 Q7 lQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
! w" d6 j  L8 j. z2 oA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

! |3 H! ~% j# N7 P3 H1 E2 V" GQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

: X8 F2 U- F3 U' ]: z* W: ]Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
# S! ^' E$ o4 M, @% [; uA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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$ v0 F9 @  o& R; ?7 L! J# A: oQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
# ]6 r  H9 v' u' N' R' M1 ZA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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9 _3 y5 k" {$ _6 f( N% }4 ]Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
! a8 e8 d( L9 Z; L  LA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

& I! Y) c1 d; ~5 o! ]Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
/ ]; V2 Y$ }. g' }9 A& H) z& @6 Y5 ]A: The color.

8 [0 p  k: ^0 S( mQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
1 G5 z8 z# Y( k4 MA: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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7 [( m5 @4 l* w: f2 GQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
/ R8 u9 ?. M3 t2 h0 NA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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