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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
" w, \ Z" G7 R. WA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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; R/ o+ Q) r i% }/ F( O/ C% yQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
+ F! U* P! f& Y$ P! o% |- XA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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( U2 O3 O# ~- h* {Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
% Q4 x2 V8 _, p6 H7 ^# ~" ?4 A; I; ?A: Your car. ) X% B0 P$ C7 o- |- V
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? : }4 F' a( }( S, L' J: R. Y
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. - L0 Y8 w; u/ C6 E* a- z
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
4 N& \7 x/ G6 \5 u) dA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. ^+ \6 L q$ h- n, f2 U/ S
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
/ p# |! v$ I O- Z" ]A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 2 k0 S3 `8 i8 N
# s5 c; u4 t! d6 i( MQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? & L; n7 w& `! X5 K2 R
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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# A W! O5 U% {+ bQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
, ]% i0 a2 B% Z; b' g. z5 f! k6 p5 wA: The color. + p! s8 ^, x) \ n! {
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
. y& E, d' B: z5 p3 U: ZA: Heavy psychedelics.
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+ C: q* v4 W. c( vQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
6 U! l; ^# B$ w* Q, e1 sA: Carry loaded weapons. ) }* M+ [9 k" _+ r( l
7 d: `9 q7 A% g; _; sQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? w' j$ w' l" ^3 g9 H
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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