Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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3 @+ w% j& p' F) I& g6 }: B1 bQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
' D) L- u/ A4 f$ k( J0 `7 TA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

7 T! b4 k  i; c; WQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

( `) A( H0 ~7 }) kQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

  l! E2 A4 R  n  I2 f: e+ X, fQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
) E# K# r3 }; A! u! \- tA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
" x, f: d6 p/ q9 X$ \7 P6 l7 M3 k( `A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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1 _+ _3 x2 c' b  C0 g% PQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

" E# O" M2 u0 M- z- p: x8 ZQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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$ P% d; Y1 W5 \+ F! kQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
4 k, ]# r1 q% W* kA: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
' z/ n! D& B9 l4 FA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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