Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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9 @5 c- S9 H$ NQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
) R, p; F% m$ s/ V' H( cA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

3 M9 J6 [0 W8 t6 X& t( A" w* iQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

# g# H9 y8 {* ~7 V: G) UQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

- ]5 _. u1 k* U: z' nQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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/ r( h; O4 O" `6 E8 }Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

5 r' M+ e! z4 _Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
" d8 m9 b3 B) x/ V2 w' Z! [" W) J6 c2 }A: Heavy psychedelics.
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$ |* x4 ]; o( D6 S' L% J& QQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

$ p( t% ?- y! o4 Q7 G1 _Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
! r5 B5 ?2 F7 u  fA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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