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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. " F4 c" p' ^' f# a5 Y. y
, l) X( W6 }% q# b8 cQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 6 m9 x* ^, b8 ~, W% S
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. f5 P& L& L. d j4 q o
# t0 P8 @- U# a' L+ C. YQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
2 F( u% t) W) G* \. g& J/ iA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." ( T7 d1 r( p& H8 e) j0 j
& a& o: v# L* i6 t4 K: CQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
' J% H3 W" K4 E. p6 `$ q. y4 ?A: Your car. $ N# ] d5 k# Q4 P
- `8 G k' c' ^Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? . D& i* p8 b' K' r
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. * H/ L# V) [- ?) U- y1 W% E
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 6 x _- Q- w5 ?5 s; C: b
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 6 E6 x0 [! f: e8 W" S: [
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? " f* w( I/ Y# A+ ^. L. W
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
7 }* t) H3 |: `2 `A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. % E9 k( N8 _' U/ }
! {! s+ m2 K8 E6 a2 TQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? # A x5 p& J+ `: G
A: The color. " p7 k; O8 ^9 ]) y$ {
" B: J- f% V/ t8 CQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 9 L! E0 {8 |- h# t
A: Heavy psychedelics. % V, u- {9 l/ _# G9 g) B
: r+ e+ i2 g, M$ Q7 BQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? / V7 V4 P1 y* p8 v x: k( y2 P9 |
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
6 B l3 m: j" u8 s9 XA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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