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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 2 k* s; p8 r, H
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? ! ]$ r0 w: d2 n
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. ) p2 ]* ]& c  U4 E0 I6 N6 |- m* H. a

5 R4 _: C( ]/ w8 J3 }9 lQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
5 m7 ]8 A+ i4 k/ o% bA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 8 i5 z+ Q8 i* ]1 G( n
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? ! |1 X% ]& b0 A& [: U4 o! q; v' H; r
A: Your car.
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  F  G6 z" _( D8 V" r# c9 K8 BQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
9 V8 A. ^7 b# A& i+ s, sA: Be too drunk to find your keys. ' n9 V: N+ s. i' g# s

8 K! t, Z8 h7 U1 R1 H" Q% |! K* |Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
0 c$ `6 }, j& p: {. sA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. $ f2 V/ F3 o- f7 g: p6 V

$ V* m* m$ }# ?3 f6 t  _5 r& ~Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? $ v- P* v7 D8 \% I& B5 y% y5 ]
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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' `' N7 ~% E: I6 g3 EQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
. ^: g1 `) ?; B9 [/ Z* uA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
, z0 v( v8 v% E8 B* r% z) FA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
) {6 `; }, m- V7 V3 QA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 9 r, v% s5 c3 s6 O& H  h
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
5 }7 ^2 \0 P' U% i! ~0 P5 }A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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