Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

  i) L1 x7 N; B1 o$ V) YQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

  Z2 e2 F, ^% mQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

8 J0 n; }, {5 u, i& P& x* y8 HQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
5 W# j' n3 j# I# P3 IA: Your car.
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3 r' R1 I1 c$ {" Z  u& QQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
$ g- d: ?& o5 @# s. Z5 bA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

; p  t% n- K/ l9 S, a+ ~# oQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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# c$ g3 L) i, O% O9 b6 s( y6 IQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
- B$ M, h! p; X7 zA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

! X5 Y  ]8 U  l5 K  \; `Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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) Q9 |) Z1 a+ s, S2 oQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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: e# F5 s  T; f& NQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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