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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? * F7 o. o4 {5 E! L% X" \& L
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. 3 W  r4 [" Z3 I; n/ J( m( D

) u' |" v  M( y7 s& iQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? $ u; x* @" Z" R: o8 c
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 1 A, Q4 a: `$ D8 u
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
0 p1 a, Z; `- G: y! L* J" lA: Your car. ; o- f4 C- q! z0 E; P1 S- r

1 }8 ^2 c) P3 c1 z) gQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
# W' z3 ^* M- S0 U7 nA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? : r/ g: e& p: F3 V4 }1 B
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
) r# o  L! K9 u1 |A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 0 [9 x) a8 N+ y7 I0 b2 w

4 }3 S  }4 @# hQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? - |# @6 @# Q$ I, K7 }' Q8 E1 v
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. & A. {4 W7 `6 j2 C6 r3 g, m! X% U1 a
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
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! C2 ~& a, Y6 S" h! ZQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? - r/ r8 }% b/ N' f2 u
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 6 b8 c0 h& [, ?5 V& f, k0 S4 \
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
' R6 S+ c1 S+ A. bA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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