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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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0 ]; M+ T8 w: P! n7 j& q1 rQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
; y8 _4 J& ]8 g( `3 KA: What for? He can't see my license plate. 4 {4 t8 f$ `2 D2 g- n5 g
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 7 {/ g- E, q5 ~0 Q* E. S& x8 q* J
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 9 w0 V! t% A& w; H: {' A
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
/ T0 u, z( m% `7 u& S9 V. CA: Your car. : \4 X% X# i) {' a1 V+ N( ~. K
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? - ?5 s) S9 m! v# J1 c! |1 o# T+ x0 \
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. 1 U* E- b% t( b$ x" L/ z- |

, N& }. s( n; S8 ?- @Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? / H! `$ d2 ]3 O4 ^7 D7 H
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. # P% I. S; I4 s7 D

' o2 @& H. Y- u* h; |Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? . e9 @3 B, ^* J1 N
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 7 V4 L  W* E8 o2 S/ B8 ]4 E! {

9 B" ?! _0 c5 {$ \" E2 G, CQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?   f! I0 _  j  Y% [* d8 D" q
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. $ W; r- j4 I& ?# l
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
% N( n8 F/ M, i1 a) {4 ?) y* ?* p3 GA: The color. . S8 S5 [$ V5 x: I
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
* w( a8 ]+ H9 }3 x$ C7 ]A: Heavy psychedelics. 5 H2 o4 b. m, K1 q

% U; D5 A8 O8 w: k! FQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
% t+ w8 I" p$ V& ?9 p1 j# VA: Carry loaded weapons.
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3 K7 G; j" D/ D* g$ rQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
1 I! c0 ]" ]5 h4 D. j0 V; e2 {A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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