Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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, ~% G0 H) I3 q. FQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
4 P: x& M% J( t* \* t6 aA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
) U: m; S  I& r- AA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

# u( f. G2 R* Q3 R+ c/ h: v) ZQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
3 o. ~; f7 y* U- wA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
4 ~5 y1 U% w* QA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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+ z9 M3 a6 O! `- `9 @Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

1 Q2 k" k- M5 I! Y) _Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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8 H8 d8 V% }; O% R# AQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
2 W9 L0 n: m0 V( GA: Carry loaded weapons.

# q2 L" C% y% f- [% c4 \/ KQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
3 w3 S1 F% S: d7 n* H/ cA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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