Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

' z4 s  c% m( ^$ t* w6 a; ]* P, oQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
7 L  u# I( g. l2 qA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

! ^. ?" ^4 a. k# nQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
) F+ }* @$ ~: W/ _; L) oA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

) R0 M5 Z+ `1 y& pQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

$ r. r6 Z/ i5 O: |/ L7 W* s9 pQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
% m& z. d1 u* i* g* m$ t. lA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
! p4 q$ t7 }4 s7 I0 {A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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1 y9 l3 m7 I/ m/ p; `% K  GQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

2 ^- u" ]3 z7 i7 O3 ]+ ~4 CQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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# y+ X4 a" K4 D- X: ^6 SQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
' S6 I6 s! w3 Y% D( x  j& G4 tA: The color.
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5 A. ?& i* G  G9 J& P9 D: AQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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8 h# Y; d% o+ X2 R5 x$ nQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
+ x  C4 Q7 u: N( ?A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
7 N3 X9 O2 L  N5 D! n, GA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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