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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. ; D* ~6 M+ k$ f5 `2 ?

" H' l6 \4 l( _2 o5 K8 IQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
8 G3 J9 E4 Y7 p7 I7 G. GA: What for? He can't see my license plate. . q3 S9 j' j- l5 N! c2 Z5 E

6 E) H8 ]0 J0 k; G  xQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? $ E+ Z4 ]1 \) k! q; n) e* u2 S3 `
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? ) R/ Z  r# w7 ^1 `/ d2 E
A: Your car. 3 n0 x% @' U( P) v" y1 {( |

% E. S9 Q) w0 C1 ~) DQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? * |; S& R, [) q) p  F2 m; k6 t" }0 Y
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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0 f( d0 I: \# D0 E+ \$ S* y! eQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? " k' H6 K: g; S  K7 e5 o+ G
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. $ q# Z1 G9 w& e+ N/ m$ w

0 L9 ?, ~& h4 c# m/ J, m: p" GQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 6 J3 r" n' ^* P% T5 Z4 L
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 4 T* ?. n3 w: f
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 9 O, Q, @: i) T9 K
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? ( X9 e! M. W( d0 \0 L# P5 x+ @
A: The color.
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4 g) b7 \- a8 I4 v0 f- LQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? , ]" t* }2 r2 ?, Y) E
A: Heavy psychedelics. + l7 V3 o8 L" j7 e$ Z; B# q

" v. M  D, Q, u# ~Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
+ X! P% g3 v9 O3 a) y2 vA: Carry loaded weapons. " k! Z, [# t; K( W! [  }, D
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
: Z) S. c, p( R) ~1 XA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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