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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 5 b' p: J6 x; a) \8 W: U
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
" a+ e5 r& N8 h0 @" ~5 {A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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9 i2 p5 H. e( CQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
: k( {# |. d l3 W9 \A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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& ]0 s: b5 F7 F2 y0 Q8 t+ eQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? O6 ]1 h2 Z" W, ~9 w
A: Your car. ; \" F) N- ~. h: c
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
- r( }0 ?8 C8 b! \% n EA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? ' a' g8 z2 g3 n/ H; L# f
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. # p, A" P- G8 ?& M% x3 }! {: c4 Y
9 K& ?. a. K! m _* x% bQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
% s3 O8 @: @" L% u8 I4 |! WA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 1 f. o8 |' g$ a' p0 K( O
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. " ?; k$ j* Z, s7 y8 |1 ~
% F+ H, M$ C! z+ L$ K- T$ b" v, R0 K! qQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
# n: Z. @* T% h. R, jA: The color. 1 G- e1 l6 H8 r+ P: L& q/ a! ^
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? : L, T: v3 d1 |
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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: T( k X( t; b4 j. v7 @8 m- tQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
5 i8 x' Q! n2 ]A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? ~+ [3 {6 i( k' ? D, ?( S
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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