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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 0 ?! u$ j: e, h r' c0 D/ G
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 0 g& K P, G$ Y* J& P
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
8 @ {$ x6 y' d, N. qA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." " l2 c3 x$ m. u, z8 }7 H e
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
+ v% s2 x7 s( hA: Your car. 8 K9 h# R4 A9 c9 F
, |) e9 N2 A$ c# {Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
4 i1 R) v/ j" P s& `; XA: Be too drunk to find your keys. % K2 T: f. P$ R4 R
3 j- g( _2 ?% Z! y. `Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 9 v& h- g. R* q6 R, [' s7 n7 \
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. % F5 {/ r1 t- Y/ `: O/ B
2 i7 s8 ^, D$ n+ d9 RQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
+ h8 e2 L9 b. }, \A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 7 N$ s2 j* m, U0 v; C, b6 J2 F) U7 p
8 l+ f3 |5 B: y: \2 Y0 MQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 5 Y O! n4 y4 z" X4 C
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. ' q; k- G3 [8 H. }0 o
4 {5 Z/ B4 [) LQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? ; |, ^; d9 r4 o2 _
A: The color.
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. z! H/ T; I3 |6 W4 n; jQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 2 ~" h2 G' t3 v3 {
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
5 }8 S/ l s4 O% |9 _# KA: Carry loaded weapons. 7 p! f @% v1 b& k
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 5 q, f* g% j+ `
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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