Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
0 V+ q  b8 C2 CA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
) }" z6 q# A" f0 X, bA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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7 o4 Y8 N! h5 |9 @Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

$ G# {3 y8 e- `/ lQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
& j, Y3 {1 N& lA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
, c2 J0 w( R. fA: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

5 A( w% }4 a2 L& i; z7 \7 l7 mQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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