Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

% ]1 X6 F! P! T1 @; K, sQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
7 ]! }( L' z: I, V! |: `+ AA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
; U4 m* F5 S+ O  U, e2 u8 x2 q" vA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

- X2 [6 |7 C0 v' N/ b4 A0 U2 kQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
- E6 z1 K. d# C# F  U: iA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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; O9 f+ w! c! L1 sQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
1 M4 |8 W& m. F$ ?A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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% H% {  A" U- R; E; V1 e, b, UQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
: X! g# C8 X2 o, L. M) X/ qA: The color.
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0 I0 f, x. w1 i: nQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
4 ^1 t0 ?: @: dA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
. D! {- \* M& Y5 @' BA: Carry loaded weapons.

/ P: Y3 V0 Z% Z2 SQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
% s0 s+ S6 c; T+ u" C; T4 W  TA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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