Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

8 q- y. ~, Y9 r# H& W% \! h$ m( GQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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% v- R8 F& Y; Q* M) u' F+ j* HQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
/ z7 S) S  `  Y( T, `* b6 z7 a8 jA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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1 w, D2 _. y( p+ ?# JQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
& S  ~( K& _8 NA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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5 D) Q# @& V" ^+ v# _Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
6 @6 ~+ W2 G* ]9 P6 V" UA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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! F: r8 `( U5 K1 Z* I1 dQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
2 h% C+ B' u- FA: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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6 t# A  g7 [- t9 VQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
6 ?. Z( j$ p# j+ yA: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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