Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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7 X# y. P0 m/ q  E4 k/ u) E3 \; WQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
8 d4 B5 C& |3 K: N/ EA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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8 U7 O$ g" {2 C# m8 ^! YQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

, m6 X; B% K/ ]& E' @- ?! F' EQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

! m4 }& B8 J+ m" h& Q( x+ }9 ~* lQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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; s2 `$ Y# m; @* t  |  nQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
3 U( W, H  c: z3 `* CA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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8 z& s8 K, e6 h  r/ [% L# h! ~Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
2 K( b. Z! O5 i* J2 ]4 D4 u0 rA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
0 }: K8 F0 V# U$ Y6 ~! _' ~" O3 AA: Heavy psychedelics.

" j7 w6 ^6 B( l/ S& e" LQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
' B2 _; m# K$ j1 hA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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