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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 6 i9 K0 p: h2 E' U/ M
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
k, \: G/ S# @! `. C; EA: What for? He can't see my license plate. 1 [3 N" {! `$ C/ H# X
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
( m* N# m0 d d. X4 e# uA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 6 Q; Q+ c+ \2 m2 m3 w! }
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? 8 ~6 I6 w' z0 u8 z2 ^
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
# L( l d i, k/ ^, y* q9 Y; I; rA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 3 ?' ^; _& A3 I" A( l0 [
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. & r* ~- n4 o6 y
; c; {6 z( ~* Z8 H5 {$ b7 H4 E6 [ uQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? & n% ]: t0 S5 @
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. & t) b, Y1 }/ @" L6 w, [
) f9 u% G. R* vQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 1 U. u6 A7 C( T$ L# W/ v& _( X1 a
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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1 E$ X% f. B* \) o) G+ h: b: vQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? # i3 {: a5 t, O7 C. V6 d S
A: The color. % B6 U o% F1 d
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? ! e2 i+ F. x. \
A: Heavy psychedelics. $ k" N7 a3 V& g' M B
* o3 a" }+ X- F2 f6 K( }8 {' dQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? , V# m/ p& X" B6 T- @
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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7 j+ @8 o2 I8 f n iQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
' D) V1 a9 ?; n; r" dA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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