Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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& N4 O. X" m9 ]Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

7 i7 p, s: h; U6 o( R/ x, uQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
' C4 H$ p- n* i5 m& SA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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+ t* H, w* A5 K' }3 V( ZQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
4 y  x7 _8 h0 J' uA: Your car.
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3 B$ F3 W0 X+ P) L# F$ J$ ZQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
: j& i5 m6 _/ |  r% B+ \5 w4 WA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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3 G5 R0 U0 v  d$ |- U3 h3 zQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
4 F! c& O' L' e/ g* oA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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% |. n% U9 g; ]4 p% p% x! [Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
1 B8 p5 O) ?; S+ gA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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* f3 g4 J) \) T5 d# bQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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. Q" X. Y+ ]" F; z/ G/ jQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

- V6 {# Z7 D1 oQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
+ H0 k9 Q0 \4 ~1 VA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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# ^! ?6 T5 e( SQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
+ T( L5 V2 Z- c3 HA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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