Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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" K: W5 F9 R, }( TQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

1 y. x- o, p& ^8 ?1 M. _5 ?1 S9 mQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
+ {- ]9 d, L0 gA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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- O$ }' I% l6 V* Z$ l  @( ^3 DQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
: p. H) e1 L; s$ R, ~1 I- J. E: sA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

7 v# ~% H) D( K% cQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

3 V8 ^& X/ i7 `# \) _Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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1 G2 L1 D: X2 u; C& P4 yQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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, u" @( C) [6 t8 d5 I3 o& TQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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