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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
$ \( J! Z0 u- B9 B3 ]A: What for? He can't see my license plate. - O. ~7 E. Q* m ~- T
+ S- {8 F: v/ B, D7 w' @Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? ! z* I6 ]8 M4 J% K0 L
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
/ X1 w4 I" h. tA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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) G2 V0 e, g$ X* wQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? V" a _1 ~4 O; v' C$ q
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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! y7 o7 D1 v+ j& x# BQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
0 l; K' C) j0 f. \A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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; G: p) c9 M6 ?Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
8 U/ ]. Q: f& L9 \4 SA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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+ ?8 J! y. L0 I6 S! A8 r5 rQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
) L( t) h$ W: \( X- U2 WA: The color. - m3 w; i7 W& G( \( k N6 ^
" Y @/ j" D9 r( TQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? / C2 y3 m5 N z: U; q% [2 E
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? ! z3 Q! O- N7 ^ c- w) g/ ~+ i
A: Carry loaded weapons. 7 m3 o: U* ^" {7 |
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 4 q) V3 t' ]' f+ e
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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