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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. * T0 B' z8 C- _5 k
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
, M. Q/ J% F5 M p% ~A: What for? He can't see my license plate. ' \/ l7 C% W9 N7 \5 j" X
" { }* \+ m" oQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? % O0 ~8 w$ S# `3 K6 r) v0 @
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
2 k. `1 ~# _+ C0 pA: Your car.
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2 k3 y- ]6 J" I! q0 \: ?2 [" |Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
5 X( T* {7 u0 h }9 `A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
( L/ ]% v2 B4 V J" U9 ]" cA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. " c1 R8 D) o9 D
5 S' p6 R, {: w9 [ ?Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 2 S4 p, B2 P3 a) ^
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. * j4 @. _ C4 f+ X+ K1 _
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
6 g- d, W" g0 w% v$ {+ wA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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) Y3 Y" F9 A0 h2 C5 mQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? : ^9 ^% `7 O& N4 ?& l i
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? * C6 y/ w5 X% E% x
A: Heavy psychedelics. , ^, t1 ~/ l, u- ^/ ?
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? , C a# E; `6 x# M9 U& e
A: Carry loaded weapons. . ~2 W% Q3 B3 C- S
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
7 J# ?3 X) k- K; i% @0 WA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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