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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. + \ U9 v4 T+ [4 Y+ k
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? , V* h' n0 y, a9 T- [: J
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
7 F' g6 p+ R8 bA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
/ K9 m6 i) {$ d' M) _A: Your car. , Z5 \% e1 R8 _* g% y, a
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? / ]4 s3 v( x9 P( J5 l$ [" d" V
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. / ?5 m9 o7 C- Y/ D
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 1 H& ]7 A; l- J" Q! a2 j
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
6 z; w/ `% m; c# lA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 1 V" R. N; [5 h1 O
1 x( X1 |* {5 C6 ZQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
" @4 ]5 G# s/ {" B% [" r9 ZA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. % ~( r0 k( b Y
X: J1 I( h' hQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
+ R3 ~7 F& w& M! L Z5 RA: The color. / _ a" B# a2 A1 n5 o/ s1 X
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 7 K6 {& D1 x Y. h
A: Heavy psychedelics. + j; l0 Y7 @: T" d ?2 U. y
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
3 Q& d1 q6 A. n3 V2 U/ YA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? + s& K) Z1 M4 F. {7 N
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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