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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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9 E) m. V4 x% ^6 h7 b( i: z* X* BQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? & P) t1 D6 T9 A3 Y) |1 t7 N8 n& N
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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7 L& f4 w. W( VQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 1 ~  o' W  O; b; z/ j! E
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." & t: y& @" `: t9 b0 `+ P3 S
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
  u; m) ]% h' M; J" S  v& SA: Your car.
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0 n; Y3 b/ X* L9 H. NQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
4 Y6 r! j) y) o2 C5 BA: Be too drunk to find your keys. . ~7 j  Q' Y2 u0 r) B1 Y

$ Z5 h* [4 q% E" L: k$ lQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
8 d# P& w& C  h( rA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. ) M$ C$ v' K* H, {
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 4 A' B% W, G8 y
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 9 K' {0 a: g5 K3 W1 ?) }6 T0 g9 ?5 n

$ _$ K) Z) ?: u) ~1 M6 N, x% @Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? * V* A# k. m% F; H$ G: X$ w
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. . }8 B* I2 Q& S) j* k4 h- h& |3 q
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? ' l/ }: M5 r0 U6 K
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
; L, Y' a; s/ M6 }5 M% ^8 }3 mA: Heavy psychedelics. & ]: A2 J7 Q2 e8 X* L' B. E

0 @5 o% ]9 N  [4 H9 A1 j) N# _Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 7 `7 m# i- @/ g+ D# d7 D
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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8 @. w4 h0 k$ VQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
- |; w9 E" s2 pA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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