Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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3 |8 y5 \8 W9 y3 H  LQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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% L5 H3 W0 f  Z7 ?( [' q  s" D4 ~Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
8 Z- m/ Y; m4 L& q* M' AA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

' @; z* Y  d/ q( {6 DQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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  `/ v1 a% k$ V# |/ i* _* V6 \Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
% b6 {% L- m; K) u. GA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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' w7 ]* S8 a  Z+ o, SQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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. O: ^# Z$ A  R9 aQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
) ^/ _) ]6 ^' @, S: i3 n9 PA: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

2 I$ U6 v2 I3 G4 p" O; tQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
( S: @* u/ |4 U* U  l& Y8 i! sA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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