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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 2 ~1 q: U  Z1 J6 b7 S

' D4 d5 u* D$ Q% u9 F  x2 RQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
! v/ I- @/ |# _0 {5 z' Z7 }. N8 N- iA: What for? He can't see my license plate. ( W9 t) N# e, N; U6 E7 P6 x

: ^( S# y& x+ E( A) _$ T7 @Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
! h0 s/ b8 d5 U, R: U) d3 x0 K/ VA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." ; S. y% |; d$ Y* W5 r( r2 `, n

2 {0 }. p3 o4 N) g* r1 I& h" ZQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
+ v8 q) w, i; k  ]; a# oA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 4 K0 j; L- p+ }
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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- ]  d; O' b- A* [; yQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? . N) k' p5 _" ?3 H9 Y- s% H" T
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 2 ]9 E6 h2 L0 s5 i1 \
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
' l- u6 {$ c7 E- L2 J9 cA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. " o$ h5 a6 D1 d* l& H( a
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
) W% h9 l/ `( g  K  J1 @A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 7 |; |  Z" H. @) @3 G% }% J
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 2 e* p+ j* X; Z: G! l
A: The color. " S- J0 i, j( b4 [% o5 x3 ?# n
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
+ t6 Q8 J& A; F  r& o4 n2 Q5 |A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 4 F- F: V( y; `! r7 s
A: Carry loaded weapons. ! \! A3 {6 H" ?) X7 R1 o1 k

  F: C. [- x4 O2 NQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? + S$ }: F$ K7 Z- S& \; l2 p
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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