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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
2 i N. v% X, @! NA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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4 O' K" M9 [& y% R8 BQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 1 N; u+ ^7 H6 p' f
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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) Z* J- w$ U+ YQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? 6 L6 N" h' D6 h1 c6 [7 r
A: Your car.
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) N4 j2 H& [8 L ~" Y7 h1 CQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? J; |2 |1 v# q9 k& }5 o
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. 1 T- ^1 `+ q1 |( w
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
9 Y1 X* \7 {, QA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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' d- s+ l& z7 E0 G* o! L% i# ^Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? " f# V" D+ J- Q, G/ V7 f2 @7 e5 n
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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1 ]4 S+ l$ e0 W/ g& P. GQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? . R* f; M3 ^' E2 _
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? : u+ N. Z1 l" q9 v8 K$ |% Q* n
A: The color. 5 e6 q( B# q! A. ]& i5 e. s
; d6 V8 n5 j3 uQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? + j" L$ A v4 F }
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 7 @9 c: B5 m8 [
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
! x: \' g4 Z9 @2 D& ~A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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