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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? : L8 i, M$ p1 s. q/ S$ E5 f
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. . B3 z& c9 e6 F$ k. I* W8 \

! K# v% e" X3 ~) z) EQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
; q+ ?7 R# ], J$ [* \A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 3 |$ d" Q! T1 t) I" z4 b
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? ! t! {' D. A3 H' d- o8 b. I
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
& ?; c- R  H. {8 q+ ]A: Be too drunk to find your keys. 5 I7 a/ X0 _  `& R/ W# m
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?   t. k- g3 r% p5 x' w/ ~% T
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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# s) f0 V3 S" lQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 5 |5 M& N$ d$ I- u- d4 e
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 2 V2 R% z. \- O7 D( V

  ?0 e' }6 X8 W; b) bQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? . _" J" T9 T5 G
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. # N, a% _3 J: r  B1 v# q) q4 V+ q

6 F2 o! U) q) y  }0 ^( cQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 3 D, j7 _, H6 H0 a) z4 \
A: The color.
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- E9 E" D3 V" c" g. `Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? , T5 C. Q' x+ d4 J) @
A: Heavy psychedelics. + p% Y6 |  d" g6 O- O

' \8 `2 @3 z8 J, e% Q1 b3 e1 aQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 1 t( Z9 V9 l# v! }
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 0 E4 I" g# L  \' _+ t
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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