Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

+ E% }" l" {0 AQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
2 Q9 A5 e9 i1 F' eA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
5 n/ z. o% y2 g* R. ^! SA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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+ B! r. Q9 \! B) UQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
& x/ e/ s) S; b) h! \A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

& c% u9 G, i' M6 N. r1 U8 XQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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- N  U- W+ r/ U! TQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
8 G, O; n1 q; d' @, nA: Heavy psychedelics.
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. Z5 H: H& `' r, W* rQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

" A* }% x" _7 n/ G1 D. j) ]) bQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
+ i) ^: B% W# j" LA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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