Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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( N& i$ W! R  S. UQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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. U  J( _. |! d, C. }5 W# H. QQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

; X9 k- {3 s2 ?. y' y3 f( p. H5 RQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
" y# b9 b6 u  d1 t; p% ?A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
. L) w: z8 u+ OA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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6 V$ U1 w2 K9 j; `( S3 x* z& nQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
8 y  Y, A- }/ N; K8 \8 ]6 WA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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8 j, W4 E5 ?1 ?% A- `6 J$ r3 bQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
9 i$ ~5 O' ]& |; A" m* L, iA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

. o- t' L* n8 M$ tQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
  @  E1 z; V4 r( B# ]A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
4 W# j9 ]! R3 C" R' d, h9 e. ?/ Q1 sA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
8 A) t& i5 Z" WA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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