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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. ' m4 E A8 P) V" ~4 M
7 p* q6 T3 |, H4 d0 `Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? & z, ?9 n' X2 w8 b; R$ f r6 |2 g
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. . \' l7 E6 R4 V( ]0 c
' @2 ]/ ? i ]: LQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? - `$ v: J) }* F# A
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 7 K) l/ B2 m4 v6 {9 J8 n
: {) J: f4 M1 ]! IQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
5 H. D: E& n6 R& d: R8 w! OA: Your car. 6 p: n1 M8 }5 f5 v) l
a* k) D" x. l; F: a$ HQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
8 h$ o! c' H' i; U% J7 d o" mA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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" [) f1 s; I+ T/ f$ }5 o# b# [Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
d* D9 g) s# q7 }7 yA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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9 V& T* l6 `. d' r1 V% |Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
% J; i! i( p4 a5 w; F0 nA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
/ a+ G+ z4 }! VA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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# j8 x/ e! Q; ~' Z; uQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
2 L% M, i# B- ] O gA: The color.
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2 { ~5 E# ` [; N" jQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 3 H/ a% r! J) z1 e
A: Heavy psychedelics. ' W3 U% h. C# y8 ]. R4 m4 K$ \4 o, E
; p, P9 E. M- f ^+ Y* {" ^Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
% L6 V4 }# R4 _, j8 X( V) {9 }" WA: Carry loaded weapons. ( J: K }; t) O0 J
. L5 m+ f0 {2 l, x3 n2 ?2 ?Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
' \% f& ]3 b4 B/ iA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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