Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
/ e) K. R2 @  [: k' t# N2 F0 q: RA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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4 W. \/ p  X3 Y: Q% r1 ]; U6 h- l* _Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
. \' g) Y7 p2 g7 _5 AA: Your car.
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8 I# p/ J8 A, F- g, }Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
* P: s2 f. o# f9 X( M  R8 L; ^A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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& T" K6 m) ~" N5 z/ G3 U& m! pQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
8 O! T8 Q3 F& MA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
& Q( ~9 W& z: {- S% f4 tA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

% g% V! |, J& v6 v" C" h, kQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
# {! a( b" w* S8 uA: The color.
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: K/ h$ e' O1 c+ ~" `1 n7 xQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
! E+ t4 w5 F& h" F/ E# p7 P3 ~A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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