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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? ; |! d) G, p9 Y" K4 b- i& l) F; J) ]
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. $ A8 h5 o9 p% C+ O& s0 ?

  F- I5 ~: [! Z% SQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 8 D; ?. v& _5 ~" M) @" B
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
" r- [- l- q& \: X' w  lA: Your car. - V5 ^/ h' `+ S) X( J

7 F7 L/ M2 t/ E/ I8 \$ g8 wQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? $ w) k" y) c/ c1 x: ?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?   D8 u0 x4 ~$ j; U
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
! i( G6 g" [$ w1 u* ^7 R5 @6 UA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? " Q5 ]4 y3 f( V7 _+ S! \
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. ) B- c. S3 e$ [7 B' T

& Q! s' y- ?6 [! y1 g* {( jQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
4 {& j9 T& t% M9 D3 `4 qA: The color.
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  G$ i6 F; c  w! W5 H+ CQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
( S  I9 G2 a3 BA: Heavy psychedelics.
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- u( T7 @2 j1 ]* p: D% VQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? * f9 Y/ [8 T1 w1 [; N0 ~
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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9 u+ S1 S( w" p& L$ o( HQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 2 j/ w9 w: n# ^( p" E: F1 L9 q
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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