Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
, T0 [8 j7 h# D: P& k! `A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
% B6 u1 c- e5 z: `" e, bA: Your car.

, t# B2 z9 ]( ]7 K+ ]5 q2 G6 SQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
+ E- N1 c! d% P/ |A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
7 i3 c+ J$ I! H1 s! NA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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* d; K6 w* V- Y( ~Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
& Q2 w5 _8 `* A) c% bA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
) S* ]4 Z5 ?1 D/ iA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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( D+ e1 T3 V* P! OQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
; T: Y: R, |5 ?8 t$ {. r' hA: Heavy psychedelics.

& K1 {  Z* w6 s! ^1 nQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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