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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. ( D, w7 d& u+ {: a& X/ c
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? ; Q9 G0 X: X3 }4 C/ s# r$ J
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. / v1 H8 @& r8 j- i
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
3 I; k Q3 e. t( I0 W$ TA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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' [- Z! z9 E$ O9 _6 Y& w) g# eQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? 6 |2 \9 B7 ]# W) p9 n) d3 W9 j
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
' O8 F5 Q U/ q- l, b) TA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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7 Q2 W, o/ P1 d/ ~/ P' b @- W. SQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 5 T+ v1 \! C8 N* R% Z4 P6 R% v w
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. - D2 ^# d( J! }2 Y
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
% S6 C" ^# C' j O( B9 O9 @A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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7 u5 L0 }: @1 b6 ^1 _" {Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
; S6 c2 k( x) R" g& F! j) IA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
_1 y1 N. p3 g L1 ]0 W) h) aA: The color. 6 |0 N& V( {* e" W
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
* b9 _$ |. O& t( _) f1 RA: Heavy psychedelics. + j4 V! V L0 c& p' f
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? / W% s3 g3 z8 `( x% W$ Y z5 p6 p
A: Carry loaded weapons. . }' Z: i: D0 a
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
( l/ a% a6 ?3 i @A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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