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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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7 L) G) t; o% G7 M. FQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 1 B) F3 X9 X" W4 h# e' n9 ^! D
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? ( m7 ^- e% I6 ~5 e% S
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." % l) K% W( @) `& q+ d8 |
) M1 x# J' s: F' ^$ YQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
: A: O) c0 N1 g1 d; W" {2 _A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
: [+ Q0 }7 Y& r& wA: Be too drunk to find your keys. - \: p/ A( G* n5 b
( X3 J5 w% H' {1 AQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 2 P1 m2 A$ w5 `* i; G
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. + }5 h& u5 g5 ~' a2 {3 M- w% V& {
* x7 x$ @- g6 O% b$ HQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
- ?- I8 t1 C8 f- yA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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% |: U9 m4 z7 z1 q, J2 ]% AQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
9 P( {2 {9 t8 J6 M5 y6 J( pA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 0 W6 p5 v- g) O- ^$ q
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 7 Y4 K/ k) t/ t) u% j" v+ r- n
A: The color.
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5 Q- F2 k9 d4 ?, n1 hQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? , N, L: N% M. f0 D3 m7 N
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? * {$ m7 T5 r6 X/ w4 n" x- b0 r
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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. i7 |1 S/ a. N0 ^Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
- b: g# @8 S3 @. MA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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