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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. ( o5 e" c& J. g3 J! R2 b7 @- f
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
4 t( }& Y7 [  y7 j7 ?/ m8 TA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
/ F: N( j+ j7 f+ \" nA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 2 p) i; f( _3 J  L. R9 P2 F) i
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? . a1 Y% ]9 b2 E3 I1 S0 v
A: Your car. 8 }" j4 W5 w! T  O

2 b3 Z  H8 a  fQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
7 D6 |: Z, L2 ?/ ]$ h6 o6 s. I. D) pA: Be too drunk to find your keys. - M' W2 J$ K! W+ `# c$ Q4 ^

! M# z, e1 C' P9 o  r  |  RQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? ' O! ~+ E7 }5 @: O
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. . Z. m: f% G% A6 M/ k
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 4 A2 r) W3 A: k4 H5 M0 \- N
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 1 J1 F; X  u9 j  h! Z
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
5 `/ k9 V* ]2 ZA: Heavy psychedelics. 1 i& u+ F9 H! G
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
) r3 s  y8 `' l- Y3 c" wA: Carry loaded weapons.   i! I/ s9 ]) F3 J

$ Y" {  U  c1 _1 h! \Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 0 {- O, m8 \0 G# j  |
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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