Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

) T9 N+ u% T1 @  o  XQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
1 D) i7 Q: }" w5 u, RA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

2 X+ Q# D8 ]8 [/ B* b/ b& B7 }Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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$ {' d% ?+ M8 _6 O5 [Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
4 N7 R) F  b$ ]6 \9 p7 [: aA: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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( p. X2 S4 D1 H% Y! p  L, OQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
# L! G% E: W& x5 {A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

* N% [% w9 W* M6 P8 z# IQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
" h; G+ \2 s8 y/ q/ @- tA: Heavy psychedelics.

/ z: Z9 M2 M3 D$ W% DQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
, d0 X& ]4 R% M" e0 p5 TA: Carry loaded weapons.
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$ B! F+ r; R$ V) W) i% u+ oQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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