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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. ( n8 M6 _0 @. R, b: [+ {
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? : s- U' V9 m$ I7 x" j+ D. \% i. e9 c
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. 3 v, `4 ]4 i% ^& U: W: n
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
z: H' V5 i' M% U5 C7 y" P) J- KA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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" Z) e6 S: z* l' r, sQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
8 c5 F( }6 v1 @1 f r+ J7 gA: Your car. 4 X& b" c7 j# F \
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? # q% s/ k- @- C+ j8 w
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? & u5 | f& t" x2 J% @* L
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 1 ~4 w( Y5 B5 K! }4 }1 n% J4 I
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
: L( ]+ v) o- _# J( d0 ]" rA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. " F' U# v4 D9 M6 d) {! R
4 y/ A( J( x! M+ ?4 mQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? : J" e4 D4 g; w: x& [
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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- ^" o) r8 U4 S8 b6 |/ fQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? . l# u. x0 q8 h9 o- K
A: The color. ) \8 k6 O' c# a* O$ Y
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
6 q6 V6 K3 |3 E8 B, W5 cA: Heavy psychedelics. 5 H2 Y7 S. p) k
5 }0 B- z2 G& C' `6 t; NQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
1 N% u( c0 o: M% `A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? - ]1 ?$ n( I$ A: z$ U) N8 X
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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