Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

4 s$ [6 e  n# b$ n2 h6 BQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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. x4 P$ c5 n/ F" R4 k+ i$ gQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
  ~6 W- A$ z) ]3 j  w- a* |A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
* O0 W  V" H7 v$ dA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
$ S/ J; }( U7 W2 {& E$ g( DA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
# E/ l- t$ R+ q. C9 c/ H9 jA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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! ?+ o3 ~6 \; Z" a% C5 s4 uQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
# b# s' x: v7 o3 C* ?2 ~$ GA: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
" w3 Z8 m8 ^& q/ a7 OA: Heavy psychedelics.

8 V& @; C6 b8 S, uQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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