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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 2 ~0 }0 W( z# D7 J( I5 ?

, x' O! U3 R7 Q" C  }5 mQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? . E& K% e- F2 {3 b3 S+ K' w) E  P. Y
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. 5 ?- N9 X+ j; K# R1 y) H
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 9 D9 K% i% m2 x4 k: n, R) ^
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 4 D" Y+ k4 O" {+ G; P& n2 ?, `
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
) w7 m0 _; Q2 I2 Z' QA: Your car.
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# K: U* ~6 e, UQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
9 x; t$ L' i7 H$ b4 C1 XA: Be too drunk to find your keys. ( }2 j$ T0 Y7 V# |2 E- N3 }

6 x) }% P! |. q, z" AQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 3 P) I3 o- N1 l1 _& ]+ q- g
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. $ f6 T" Q! a. u- `6 z% m+ `

( l7 \# q& R' K, i# V8 z' s+ UQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? - v* i, l& ^' J0 B
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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8 R' o" E  a5 C2 Y0 cQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
  Q+ e  y, H' R1 U7 g2 Z) F: V' b% Z8 u( IA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? ; d4 e. Z1 h1 B9 i# y
A: The color.
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9 U5 ^7 o; ~6 q+ H4 `) L: L& [! i6 sQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? , R; ]9 d7 t) e! ?: q0 l6 g! H, O
A: Heavy psychedelics. 6 W7 I  @- a$ U7 }; V% S
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? . a' Q# u7 r0 Y
A: Carry loaded weapons. + [: z, ^! F7 c5 x3 \; k

* H$ S% W/ A) \0 N) h/ ]4 B9 a; CQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
5 D+ A8 \6 H+ s1 C! C/ A" T3 X% GA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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