Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
% s2 M- b1 N6 y- W( j- }$ mA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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3 Y1 ~; |9 e7 v% e9 H/ iQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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; ~2 C/ v8 _- D& N  w: S& m/ f# iQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
4 t3 c$ p0 W8 {* oA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
& l9 T, x$ Q9 S/ r, T3 F7 X. hA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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2 z3 N- Y$ C8 }- P) T1 VQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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: S7 d4 E1 Y5 d8 zQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
7 Z" o; S: T& b+ IA: The color.

, x5 L5 A/ A! cQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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$ d. d( V+ R! A5 J9 zQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
! A: R9 w, S5 W- d7 O& XA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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