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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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/ `# \) I- w3 L5 Z: ^1 d. SQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
' P7 e6 B" B+ C Z( j$ U8 qA: What for? He can't see my license plate. 6 c# |) b3 [, ~/ d! I C
Q$ _8 B) M4 W6 BQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? * ]0 Y6 \3 h! @( L# N9 ]
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
$ E; C3 x$ F$ m# y( Z% u/ ZA: Be too drunk to find your keys. + U4 r* @0 {$ g" |/ h6 t
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
: x$ E' q# X: K, z" T7 c# V/ |A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 0 c r; o, c: F w% R/ {
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
" }6 \, q6 C, t+ R/ IA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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1 W/ g! n# w" A* g# K7 OQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
3 s3 q; t# P4 ]$ f. @( X+ _/ t8 lA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 8 i6 E1 d" J" ^% ^/ G
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
3 B. B+ ~/ X- f' g( v% pA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? " @8 ?; d0 Z ^- Z P7 K- O0 x/ z
A: Heavy psychedelics. % G9 T( X- l* k
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? , L" {+ i3 H x) c% c
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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& R. e9 G3 ?1 t, U" | _2 ], k, kQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 1 m3 I6 x, C" ?2 i6 C: [
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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