Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
1 B6 ~  G8 J' V4 RA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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- M' R! S' {5 K' W, G4 lQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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, w7 `4 N3 w: `3 n' H9 f9 f( C; q3 ^Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
3 C7 G+ i5 v% I0 O, [A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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) v; D% M' ^$ SQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

" Z: u# D9 t. x% DQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
& P# v4 o3 j7 [7 l5 X) |7 nA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
$ H" }; e, R: p7 _8 N# N+ C( k3 yA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

" S) K7 `* Y9 O. m8 ~1 gQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

$ ~7 J7 S( h  v5 PQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
+ d8 e  r9 X$ f2 c2 QA: Carry loaded weapons.
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* W: |- s; I% R: j7 s& ^Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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