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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? - c- Y' g6 |6 j$ }" B
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
1 L1 r; A4 ]& P2 j- DA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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; @  F- g; f7 k$ @Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? ; T" J3 V. K' z2 G0 o7 l
A: Your car. 9 v/ {. a/ o8 _/ P# l
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 0 @8 r; r8 Z& @6 ]
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. 4 e( ?2 O; \% u( Y8 \. X' z1 {

6 U1 _" v* G% a% q2 q( IQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? ! B. J3 ]7 X  r
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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0 ~* u4 p# k6 F" x, GQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
9 r+ a+ ?/ O3 g4 JA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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, d4 ?9 @7 y; N5 W  l% eQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 7 V0 m2 W. C4 J6 b1 t# G
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? ! h+ _5 w6 z# G, Z* @
A: The color. 8 D' T, y# }( s6 g! C: e* M

: x; ]% ]- R" {" `Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
% Q  A5 O  K& }6 _3 Q  |A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
3 {) k/ E% |: Z( y4 x. t9 N# pA: Carry loaded weapons. $ p  Q& g9 a4 ~- x

" @% A0 {" {* P6 k; q% V; IQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? % b; j8 _( Y5 w1 t' d% o  t
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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