Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

' g: t5 D7 R: R! R. v: j  i4 dQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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- W4 Y8 h2 G+ u+ ?0 ~/ K5 E: P8 DQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
. j+ f) i, f- Q& b. ?* x8 `7 [A: Your car.
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; c# {8 P. W8 ?1 m. x) yQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
) k) s1 s" [7 ~5 s8 eA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

# J+ D. Z6 w  H# kQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

2 R- J  Q& {( AQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
1 a! P9 x  W  P( [( |A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
2 y. B, K  f! y- E: F1 I" qA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
( ]- `) a0 C6 Z* a8 KA: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
/ s; g  N, s) H0 ^( a# f8 D7 sA: Heavy psychedelics.

6 e' g7 e6 P- Y% B) T* W/ P2 yQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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