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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? I- e6 M/ Z" ?8 G
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? ; X$ x8 J* ? A9 [3 Q9 A
A: Your car. / H# ]+ A1 @( o
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? ) ]. K2 m! O, {+ `$ S! J
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. / E K# W6 N7 ~$ [' u/ s
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
" d# S3 O# _. |A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? & M( l. [9 H2 a2 ^: M. J" }
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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" O Y5 N$ o; `3 CQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? - F l5 Z) q- z4 s
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 0 N* t4 X" Y# Z) {& B
e, k0 n: q" @% D$ }- ]4 x$ DQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
$ N T; K0 M/ |- r6 G% vA: The color.
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- f1 d! `3 Y' i& R: p4 e2 w- jQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
/ z1 }# x& O/ }, ^. VA: Heavy psychedelics.
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5 p% Y# _6 q$ _ h; qQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
# S' \3 v7 N; E7 |7 [/ K+ t7 ]A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
# q5 s& {+ O, J9 R$ J2 d- DA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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