Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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) y4 f7 Q! {2 j5 m1 x# ]+ bQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
* f' ?+ x" [" [/ I0 t+ L3 gA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

# ~! S5 k# n8 o) KQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
; e$ V+ @0 G  M5 ~5 JA: Your car.
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8 f+ c" B! v& z! i% o2 t$ kQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
- o% ?' R* c" f8 t  S/ Z9 y! WA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
3 p! b0 r- n) v. ]4 V. t- {A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
- Q: K# f. X6 TA: Carry loaded weapons.

& ?7 N3 X. [* S4 mQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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