Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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3 O- o" f. T% ?- z. a: x8 TQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
4 p$ k, f: M( t+ y9 t; v. dA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
8 ^& e+ \5 |) Z1 @A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
" l) V" I. W8 T& ?: _7 DA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
8 u# {, V$ f' w+ _A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

. }7 V/ G  L+ G0 BQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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; \2 T) v4 N, ?% B* i* s$ U; l) qQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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4 H# `) ~4 W/ _! sQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
" J( _2 y" f% d6 F6 \9 [4 t$ n7 F% O6 RA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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