Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

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A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
/ v! b  ]& E- m3 Q+ MA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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  f, f7 Q; L; k7 t4 |3 x3 q4 M4 DQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
7 ]* \9 [9 V; r" Y+ a# I( R5 |A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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' {  e' x  }$ r8 F4 A: A' WQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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  M) K( D& v% j3 R/ L9 RQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
. ~* s# o" o' b0 k0 [, W1 NA: The color.

8 W, z; K. w" t7 G! sQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
7 P# _0 }: W  i# d) BA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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3 n* ~0 V& w! R! BQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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