Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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; s: u! q) H1 m8 U# pQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
# ~- p1 l+ E; F  S$ O: R  ?) oA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
2 E# {" C% W8 r/ pA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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, {6 {# J) Y0 v3 e  m; jQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
1 Z. O! O. x0 K7 N9 MA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

- H& _1 P5 p: I! F5 }" E3 cQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

# P9 m5 T1 i$ _! E# AQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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, \( h# J2 V% u! b  w* YQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
/ p2 s1 K5 ~$ f2 d- O$ UA: Heavy psychedelics.

* D) a4 [3 ?. N- E) E: j: K) }Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
5 v7 C8 _8 ]4 s9 k3 y6 rA: Carry loaded weapons.
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. x* Y7 F% Y4 F$ AQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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