Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
  S% q4 x- y! g. fA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
5 s' R) t# S1 b9 V# Z* QA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
  y/ @" X2 J, M2 tA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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4 d; l' z% Z. K8 H3 K) L+ OQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
, s2 d* h% c+ O: nA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
4 k3 K# _2 |1 ]) zA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

: c8 q3 u+ F0 K# C3 wQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
! n8 P& @3 I) p$ iA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

6 c6 h3 ~, f* W% ~6 ~1 F( ^; ?" J- xQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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7 j+ m3 [1 g! O6 }Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
) i- _' C6 `! l7 wA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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