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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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2 n) \9 X$ [$ oQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? ) y, Y# ^0 `* p! ]2 c
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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* A5 t5 U( o5 u7 PQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
4 J( P! ~( x" T! fA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." ; O+ j9 r _* {& |* }; l
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
# K; P/ T1 K) Y1 OA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
5 r' B" }# o. m8 E6 d. gA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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7 X: W) G4 {9 N) @3 G2 oQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 0 F+ j6 b/ `- N
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 5 j& S% M# `* ~' h) U* {8 E
9 R' U6 Z7 n p/ a% {1 mQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 7 j: e: N6 Y9 z. r- ~' D6 a
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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$ [! q0 E. W2 o% pQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
9 m. B2 }! J5 c0 \: q3 r a9 DA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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0 k! q+ k* L& [3 `Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? $ z) U( _' l, w$ E
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
. s8 Y! K, e; a% h0 wA: Heavy psychedelics. 3 C: y+ t0 y' _. [" i9 W
8 j, p# U ^* u6 q9 l8 R" _1 `% XQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? $ d& ]( W- x% C" z6 h( z
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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~9 z u5 P7 Q' ?2 ^# o1 HQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
! t W& F0 k( p) c- ]* [A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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