Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
$ x( y6 }1 m. N, jA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

% W  u6 S7 s6 ]& KQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
8 v9 I8 X. p% v7 K3 R0 \( ?% cA: Your car.

! v7 X- x( m4 N4 oQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
5 ^& A- Z8 I7 H3 E& iA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
1 [& m3 Z- ~. dA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

1 @+ l$ K* n; z# f! nQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
$ _5 J6 s% C) G8 H9 ~A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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" i1 s) o6 ~9 k( E3 s4 oQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
  _- E# o6 y. k% G3 xA: The color.
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2 \$ q6 w/ G$ w9 ^9 z9 b& pQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
: K: q% ^; Q' D: q$ V+ I" h, r( f& ]A: Heavy psychedelics.

, Q% Z, w, B) t( \1 q$ _# u4 D2 ZQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

1 a4 y. S4 I! N" N# c+ \; w9 F9 u9 oQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
; ~& b! [4 x6 `9 F" b# n! xA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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