Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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' D' I  [" O- w5 g1 g4 HQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

# Y2 q8 A$ j+ y9 `+ Y3 }5 ?. |Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
, e7 \7 }  R: L0 E+ f) o+ C0 `- uA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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! y9 [+ b* {6 o+ ^: ]Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
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7 a. F: N' y: W6 h9 V; q& E! HQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
1 D$ o3 q% H% i4 yA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
. g( J  @; w5 }9 sA: Carry loaded weapons.
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7 k, ?' W) G& @5 j2 tQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
* I: K& a' N. {) Y- q: ~. HA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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