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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
. t( C  T. ?1 e3 E: t0 l# BA: What for? He can't see my license plate. 3 @  s5 J  ^9 m2 l

" @- k; t( Y- _$ ?' J' dQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
1 X+ i: K. t- ]$ f/ w" QA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." . {1 v% \$ z- i" H8 C. W* z9 D
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
; e0 U" x( m" m* d/ M4 C1 KA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
& y; S& L( p* \7 dA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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5 B. J! F" Z7 hQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
1 D, a0 T6 R6 X" _A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?   z; }3 r4 P; n' Y
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 0 X. i, W( v5 i
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? , }) o) l1 L& S
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. ) i' g2 v! L& k, {
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? - f' C/ p1 U2 \6 i% N9 @& b( l$ W
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 8 j5 _, ~" v  G8 |5 n
A: Heavy psychedelics. " O4 r6 G1 P7 [- a* }, ]

+ m* K0 M" C$ cQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
( {5 a. \  @1 b8 a' x2 YA: Carry loaded weapons. 5 ]7 F8 g* |( O1 u6 b

  g- i! y% T: C  |Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
5 [, C3 ]2 D: _2 Q- C( @A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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