Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

+ b3 l. j4 t7 h6 eQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
! N% d: S2 }3 O6 S' `* ]A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
  z9 ~3 R8 P; {$ CA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
: `! q: L0 ]1 aA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
8 [, V$ e8 Y) J' z' eA: Heavy psychedelics.
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( S) [' s$ a9 t. Z) y- F) VQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
* q* y& ~- p1 o5 g7 xA: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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