Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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9 R+ J0 ~) d; I& m" U3 pQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
- z/ E1 ?7 B! W. x- Q! QA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
$ g/ Z+ S# m6 L& T/ c" ~A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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: r/ j3 Q$ d: m/ s( OQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
( [: `" e9 D6 _% G9 {A: Your car.
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% S6 @" t( \% r0 D9 MQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
$ [* n+ a/ Z* M6 o9 F7 {" QA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

0 ?# V! w' }- S4 P: _Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

  e8 n! I9 w, f4 _+ E  B7 iQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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# s" h* C+ h: x& X' ~, pQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
1 w3 i) q0 y) X  U* XA: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
( W' b0 @: p) k4 NA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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