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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. - ~! |9 }4 n; v+ ]( w
8 q- y. ~, Y9 r# H& W% \! h$ m( GQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? : R/ M+ B; f* v `! {( O3 Q
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? ) F$ k: G1 B# ]% k
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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% v- R8 F& Y; Q* M) u' F+ j* HQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? * m& E; S( G) `4 a, G) j, k M
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
/ z7 S) S ` Y( T, `* b6 z7 a8 jA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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1 w, D2 _. y( p+ ?# JQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
& S ~( K& _8 NA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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5 D) Q# @& V" ^+ v# _Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
6 @6 ~+ W2 G* ]9 P6 V" UA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. * s; c! C. w" k! Z9 Y& {6 J: A( E
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? ; [8 _6 Q2 d6 X
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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! F: r8 `( U5 K1 Z* I1 dQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
2 h% C+ B' u- FA: The color. 4 y6 k* ]9 S4 Z5 ~3 W P5 Y
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? : P2 ]' t& A: D; q
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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6 t# A g7 [- t9 VQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
6 ?. Z( j$ p# j+ yA: Carry loaded weapons. 6 r& p& I+ [8 l0 q. T
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? J, H1 l T6 k1 d: t' m
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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