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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
7 W& Q. V9 A* L% P; WA: What for? He can't see my license plate. " a; K, b1 k2 g& `" H9 B M
1 G8 X+ ~! {3 b1 o! ?3 T7 VQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? , q* G1 G; c% \: T2 @7 `8 S
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." , A4 l0 q* D M; t8 y
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? % ]* B! i, K Y1 {
A: Your car. ) V l% ^( y, T
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
/ A0 B& r2 M: i" \( L0 [% OA: Be too drunk to find your keys. ; L9 _3 X" ^+ u+ d1 e; X
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
/ p! a! E, H7 N- {# MA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 9 K2 I" b6 r4 p; C! j+ c9 D
+ J; m- x1 V3 M& u. |! @Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
8 K0 k' e7 [; l* Q% s( {$ {A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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8 d x4 C' r1 \" V1 ^! Y" |Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
* C( ]# J' b* z$ pA: The color.
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2 M4 q1 n. W9 i7 D/ I3 g4 l3 q" dQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? % c9 g: [0 b: e8 c* @3 ~" E: E4 L: V
A: Heavy psychedelics. * t$ Y7 M" g# Z0 _; V5 g0 F9 {$ h: X
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? s( v9 r4 w' ?5 k; {: }+ m$ W
A: Carry loaded weapons. 0 v$ y$ U' |/ S3 N$ P1 k% x. e
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 7 k6 {3 g9 h$ {8 s: ]9 ^3 c
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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