Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

; E$ \$ c1 s: I$ b& O! EQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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4 v4 t* @* d$ [2 \Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
  C6 c) Y& z9 _: u* s# t! m: UA: Your car.

* E/ R% x! n* G# }4 C* N5 X  ZQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
* H2 q1 e4 v  VA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
) S1 G. c2 k& P+ r1 p& [+ n7 JA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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6 h  U) s9 A. j: X: y$ E8 Z6 l* lQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

7 _: B2 Y) o- _5 u# WQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
. j/ k: k  }5 }4 ~2 nA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
; N+ ?) w9 Y) s$ K( `% q, iA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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