Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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2 c* C3 T; D+ |8 sQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
* K' k. O5 w) }" o. Q2 R6 s& UA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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$ |1 W6 B8 t( L; {Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
, B! Z3 z9 f  n5 }A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
: n8 {, ?+ }9 {. h4 DA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
: m: i4 y" p: n' n3 C: ^4 m( dA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
0 Z  n- d4 ^9 w* ?+ pA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

: N6 O, p/ y/ i' ^Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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1 A5 ]/ g2 w0 BQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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