Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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6 w# W  q2 u) g% X- d7 mQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
; Y, s1 n2 A. {1 \7 f! V% R9 M$ ]) ~' vA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
, s1 ?' E; M* L5 Z1 P) gA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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. O' D: i' O5 J. t$ [* p' KQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
2 M" {* t0 h0 IA: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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3 \& ?) }' I9 D2 J7 P$ z- B' QQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
' ~" T: E/ [  w, d) p, m. ~( hA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
7 S* R2 q" W! L* Z( jA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
9 R! d" P9 L6 Z, e* JA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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