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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 0 |2 }: Y! g7 z( e+ D4 ?- Z. M: c
* P# D, F3 K0 T. o. Z3 O$ ZQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
, p# X- |/ H. n- t- j% IA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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7 J x- S A' a6 a9 ^ f0 G' wQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? / x, J' x9 I8 V9 I
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." . @: R* \0 x3 [5 Q# c: w9 c
/ f4 J5 t; B5 A1 MQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
+ E9 C) {! a+ c9 p' qA: Your car. * o% a. p7 ~+ _3 v
4 V0 ~- p# v8 z% k7 ]" j1 h" }Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
2 C- b; m& L9 O* p6 dA: Be too drunk to find your keys. 1 _' i) }' S; i- u' t, m4 O3 b
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? , F i5 J a8 f6 g+ z: q! U
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
1 I; {8 f& f4 J6 p$ i- b/ w8 dA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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; \* n1 f9 t; ?( fQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 3 @9 B X, [) ^! i, S
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? " P0 y& Z: x5 ?/ n. z* D0 T! |
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
% l0 H( c. {! A$ | `3 {9 X. LA: Heavy psychedelics. 4 D! N1 O% \9 B) `& K9 E/ @' t+ @
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? ' u9 U7 I9 A2 c7 q$ F) E
A: Carry loaded weapons. 2 l0 _3 j/ A3 z- F" w0 m
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? + h- t, F0 o. t+ L2 ^2 g) f- D
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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