Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
$ \( J! Z0 u- B9 B3 ]A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

+ S- {8 F: v/ B, D7 w' @Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
$ v- n- ]- q/ r4 EA: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
/ X1 w4 I" h. tA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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) G2 V0 e, g$ X* wQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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! y7 o7 D1 v+ j& x# BQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
0 l; K' C) j0 f. \A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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; G: p) c9 M6 ?Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
8 U/ ]. Q: f& L9 \4 SA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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+ ?8 J! y. L0 I6 S! A8 r5 rQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
) L( t) h$ W: \( X- U2 WA: The color.

" Y  @/ j" D9 r( TQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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