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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 8 ]$ B+ ~8 n# T" b/ d

, k+ C# s$ o8 k/ A0 z5 s, \Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
: B& `& h, b, U/ P3 p5 S% fA: What for? He can't see my license plate. 3 h4 O) b* }7 B" u4 B0 @

* u& _& T7 M/ A5 c! LQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? ( m( h( V+ J& i7 v
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." ( B, Z  S; `* s/ F8 Y9 b

( X1 M% c+ c8 D: @1 @" S" E) tQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
( b: B# _4 ~4 ~& ?, U4 R" c0 {A: Your car. , `  R' H, ?; w! r( ?
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? % z3 ^. K8 y  g3 |. C, o, a
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
! y0 a( r7 \& E/ PA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 9 Q% Q) I, G7 _* K2 X& P
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 1 n% ?* K% Y5 y2 M
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
7 W7 {! q, @! H; a: E/ l3 v* `A: The color.
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5 R$ ~1 Q& z) jQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 2 E( t; I4 K5 Y- t# X4 T+ O& b0 k% p
A: Heavy psychedelics. 0 n$ U& a. N8 K4 T$ O" Y

. m- s1 j" C- b2 [! }( ?7 {Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? . E. @. |  c, m8 k2 F
A: Carry loaded weapons. 1 l7 o% B1 Y0 U+ _& _
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
6 @8 V. }) |- n$ z9 ^* A! P2 gA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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