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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. : x  }4 f& D; i0 F. P5 L& K: F7 @
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 8 |( f/ X4 l9 D
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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  B  [& G8 y* P) ]7 ?' m& HQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? : q+ Y' ?/ k+ L+ ?5 _/ d3 ?) E
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
1 T) v9 [. t0 U) {9 hA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? , [0 `" G3 k, x" X/ r/ c: {! z! E
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. 7 ?' g( Y! j. A, @' C. P

$ v, w) q$ }, l+ Y. p. L+ e; V2 bQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
# Z" J+ z: a3 lA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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+ Q  U$ o" c7 Q- M  hQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? / ~+ q" G1 l5 Z- O$ S
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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( Y- {' v5 v- Y- X' h( L0 r( ?Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
5 W& }3 s5 [. n1 E7 n1 iA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 4 `7 V& C3 j; {" c4 k. [# K: d' [
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
4 h/ T+ Y# ?+ P! Q7 \6 j! B# K) ^& |A: The color. 2 q7 E. I* s" [+ {

. Z, a# ~# y0 ^) L8 q" aQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
( i9 W' o1 ?3 ~& ]: CA: Heavy psychedelics.
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7 ^$ `% o7 p* [$ r0 k2 ZQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? . R1 b4 k" ~  g& N3 C7 n
A: Carry loaded weapons. 6 W1 ~2 d! e7 r
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? - a$ V+ E: D2 ~8 t; G/ n
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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