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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? - j& d/ h: ?3 i" o3 g8 D
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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% j1 h: E- S( E; _# B# ~7 ^3 F% SQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
4 t e) A- C; U8 i; k% v) rA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 5 _3 ? M H+ n) \
k# V% i* X% H( ^" bQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
) `' ?# L6 |% e. o/ T- G0 T1 ]0 dA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
6 q+ n( d% W8 ?2 J' n$ kA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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7 `0 C& v# v# V# N- H; N/ bQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
+ N( n9 ^. F6 ~A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. ) l5 ^; m: D' c3 M( i* v
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
5 `, m- x: C6 Y3 ]* L: lA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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, j2 K+ d4 ~3 D3 t* eQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? # @1 O) p4 \* q/ Y4 ^" i9 O! ^8 c
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. / @" o* \7 h1 J5 ^( C
% e: v, b$ T) e, L$ r& F1 VQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
& o% `- Y2 O% M4 O1 F) Q* dA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 8 P4 q' T8 c1 C; }0 a* m, f
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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0 c3 \5 U- @) _5 ~1 tQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
! ?5 U0 ~: S' r. r, l) hA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
) `1 _; o3 u' y6 w( aA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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