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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
: |3 V2 x: \3 _4 l: d5 P- x! `2 K1 iA: What for? He can't see my license plate. / Q& X* E7 L" [% J
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? + t5 Y/ z/ \3 }4 J/ F' `: {
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 5 }& @5 U% z9 [4 p
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
2 W5 r+ L; r) q+ I* dA: Your car.
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, K0 r" x- q2 \Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
! e# F/ J% u7 [A: Be too drunk to find your keys. 9 F# G5 D( N9 I
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? $ P6 m" b0 v& K# N, V& W. p
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. , U1 T x4 P1 |' x1 J
% z$ ?! J% H( l: oQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? & d( G: E- u9 ^- C% `/ W
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
3 _; F' D$ ~. @0 GA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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& [; q3 q# U& c5 H- m7 FQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
7 D$ ]1 G; Q7 a/ v' [& m; i$ C5 v1 c# |A: Heavy psychedelics.
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7 U* a6 r" I0 y! @7 z8 JQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? & x% d- B' b1 r- G
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
6 o! y& [' A: ?5 D, H& ]8 X! n, rA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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