Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
1 I% m. V( G/ }6 k6 R; g# E& o' }A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

1 V* K+ ^6 C4 LQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
; O3 M9 I% T6 ~2 K, s) SA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
2 J" n; _7 i) J& _. t7 l% zA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

. y3 K0 D5 }' u6 kQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
" ]& i# b3 H8 v6 p2 mA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

4 A1 S7 _8 z4 ~1 k2 K0 c+ `Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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: q4 w. x# U- P- E9 t% {- GQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
/ e) y( h5 ^, \3 T, ^% ^* t' x4 ?: lA: Heavy psychedelics.
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7 q* N5 x! R# }/ SQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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# f" `  [( k1 P1 v! n( @: cQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
! v' l* a: a5 M7 UA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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