Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

; `/ y* d$ C" _$ O! GQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
1 g4 c. I4 D% k) m4 R) D4 GA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
+ Q' o+ u. I: T- A3 g$ {* J% XA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

# q4 E( v. X+ h( X: {" EQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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- V1 x" {! {+ n6 l6 r2 w% ~5 TQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

- u( y7 W9 g+ L8 tQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
2 e& c& e3 P) j, Y& FA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

& S2 p- U* `6 W0 p% xQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
4 m0 S; Q0 R1 ?) T* bA: The color.
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( W0 }9 D& |/ p! r' x( [" bQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
/ s% h  m# b. z- Z0 P) t8 DA: Carry loaded weapons.

+ V( c! i7 b$ [- I. ^3 DQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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