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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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/ v# b8 [& ^- A! ^: m; OQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 3 K1 f7 {( a/ C0 L: D1 h
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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0 M4 H: Y2 ^" S- m1 I+ EQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? j# |% t9 p$ c [) E
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
, _: ~3 N. r- dA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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. q' v1 I: s$ N6 J, JQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
E' V# u3 {2 o/ f) f0 L }A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. , l! E1 J8 J4 X( ]& {/ m3 K
) R# ]% p% K6 S% YQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? & f- A) w( }) k p2 g1 N7 A$ j3 h. v; a
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 7 k, b1 _. K" Q9 u; j
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. # T* D1 B- J! c5 I! x
5 _1 q J/ E$ C* E `5 k! |- f+ CQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 3 H6 j6 T6 K, D7 H- H' T: m
A: The color. K1 H3 q. M, a& u5 X0 [( ^6 k8 I5 U
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? # U, g5 I+ }. y- B$ A4 m: w
A: Heavy psychedelics. 0 X" ?- \7 ^# T
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? * K; `, |& s* |# Z/ }
A: Carry loaded weapons. ' b" S+ a' J7 e% D* O
- W; S w& q( B% ^Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 0 U6 w D6 Y _& @: f4 l# r |, Z" B
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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