Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
0 o2 e4 a9 e' T8 R# C0 c8 WA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

3 _# e9 G! K. d; i6 M4 C3 G; c0 a8 ZQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
/ h( o! }8 m' d2 y% ^% bA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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0 d9 k3 H( C: `9 Z  _) B/ wQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
+ l- K8 R+ }% c3 i0 m! xA: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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* b  m- f$ R: z! FQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
* K8 t& U1 n/ B1 [A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
! h0 n5 G0 ^/ q' m& [; C( XA: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
( |' e% L. A" ]5 O& I5 NA: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

* x  {$ `- K  k( ?9 T$ G3 SQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
# {  E$ B# [. W5 rA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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