Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
7 \3 h$ t& p4 a' U/ W* g* nA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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4 W  v) [1 o5 a5 V! v9 YQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
% {; t, b. Z: I# gA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

$ B# `+ `& C4 i: uQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
! i7 H- h; r9 e* A4 o% hA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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, T" V; z, z) lQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
3 ~$ j1 d8 n- @A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
) e6 V; u7 M2 {! x) A: U, |/ s6 yA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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