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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. : A9 k5 Z( ~% _* s
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? ( }" d. y5 R4 I
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. $ X- G W9 I l1 I' |
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? ( V8 E/ d- ]! B& k0 B9 P. Z
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
6 ^9 A$ I0 }) p" }6 m1 p, `& \) gA: Your car.
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" z V( @7 Q+ f% l& T8 dQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? B8 H- W( [/ ^7 l$ @2 ~+ b( S
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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, W6 I6 v6 @4 k! IQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? ( s% M2 }; Q; |, F9 N
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. % O# I$ B- |9 o
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 5 f1 e# }- G/ a/ m5 x
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. : Q' B. W7 G0 h
; l T# I8 v1 E6 zQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? / }/ B# g& ?& t( r; f- K
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. % b+ Z( _9 d7 H% L! I2 T1 B4 \& N
0 ?* G" p- {( x' y( q5 L& H1 DQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? # y/ h$ l. E1 b8 q# A% o) I8 i
A: The color. ( i b. T: D/ z
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? . @) Y' M V% b& p2 C) @! R
A: Heavy psychedelics. 8 A( k7 I2 v+ J
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
" X- r! _0 Z! e' tA: Carry loaded weapons.
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6 t: Q" r$ J# a- B8 ^9 L. LQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
6 G8 s- w g3 t" A% XA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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