Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

/ ~' ^# |" t: Q& O4 s4 jQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

- a/ z3 L2 i7 ], OQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
! y2 e' e: m% {% MA: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
& x4 B6 g8 }$ \, i  y9 M9 IA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

) `& f  U$ t) m) p& C/ y6 i; z5 sQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
* \; _" u' }4 e/ g; |! s9 jA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

$ k. u4 h& ^. T  d4 qQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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2 s3 J; M% k  d# m+ F( C) pQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
& Q9 p8 ~, o: Z0 Q/ l0 b' _: T% ^A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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