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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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3 }- p3 Y8 p5 }! n& Z$ mQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
6 s! }0 `* @* D# m% K' qA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 1 U$ p6 i, h5 c$ {
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 5 ~( w9 }1 ?/ y% C& n8 W2 a1 b3 ]
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? ! `& L3 h" ^0 U5 [/ j
A: Your car. 3 u3 W( H' ]/ \: v$ c4 D3 Y. J$ g, Z
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? ' N$ |. h/ e7 q7 g0 j; ~) H
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
; C+ N9 @1 ]- W0 B, r9 nA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. ! {- {, x. D& a. d3 w7 V8 y$ I
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
9 l% n  f9 E( d% L3 DA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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$ p( K/ v: y, i- FQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 3 H, |- g% ]+ ~
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. & y; Y4 `3 f; Z" P3 \

  h6 |' q, J+ N4 ?! P6 B3 ~% vQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
, Q7 ^6 q0 U- p4 n9 `A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
) V3 n8 x  Q$ V8 v# EA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
+ d6 }9 X8 G4 i% y. T% AA: Carry loaded weapons. % K; @& j" Y* f- G
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
! k+ j. V* m) ]( H4 sA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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