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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. ! Z! H0 l1 B5 D, w! v& U- u j( M
- _, k d! w& E" y: zQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
% N6 z6 H f3 Z; L! qA: What for? He can't see my license plate. z/ p# Z/ r8 A' j+ u5 ?
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
; U, g( D& f+ S0 H/ ?A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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$ X! v/ v O4 j/ K- z- Q5 QQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
7 h/ Q& ]9 k7 |; T# p& mA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? " K$ s# {2 t$ q0 ?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
" }9 m1 }5 Z* A) bA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 6 T: ?8 E8 h8 j1 X
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? * w" D0 l5 N( a8 X
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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& w {: Y7 p" I5 S m4 dQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? & [, j. c& Z2 X6 v0 W8 K
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. $ L7 E \' {0 m! R- e0 r- B7 C/ Z
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? . y n% l/ R+ `9 q2 C
A: The color.
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3 l7 ^1 I9 r" z pQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
5 w. g1 @1 T( @9 c3 K! W9 g3 S$ yA: Heavy psychedelics. # s: j- z3 @% I) t1 @# o$ u+ t
5 U$ }# G: O( K0 \( T! `8 m8 aQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
# j0 y( b7 d ~6 R s8 S* gA: Carry loaded weapons. , V' r: o$ d& u2 B
# E7 i V5 c7 `( v& f& q" }Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
3 z& ?0 c' e/ {" d0 UA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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