Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

7 e! {( ]( ]$ W$ ?Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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) X/ g+ A+ p' V7 r9 x4 N6 mQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

& x& V$ @/ P, T4 b) M* r5 _Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
( l* v7 k( a8 qA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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. D, G& z. P; C# AQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

( c$ u4 K) {1 }. u( J+ pQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

( a% ]0 e  Y6 s: a, T* ~( uQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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5 `1 N% G4 e2 w* C" Z; Q- a* J. fQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
; T) n8 }4 E, F: W3 {A: The color.
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- m. D8 d$ m3 W" XQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
2 g7 c' _% e; c  s8 ]! X" rA: Heavy psychedelics.
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+ H# h5 R: z! E, {7 j- V! d6 {Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
" p) a% r5 B7 X) @* d" S# rA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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