Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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& b* W+ T, J; s. BQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
- r7 G$ j  {' h0 b' @! `A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
( R* [- e# t! SA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
7 I9 _; A/ Z; B: M7 U/ kA: Heavy psychedelics.

4 b/ E" p6 q1 U) n) h) \) L9 PQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
7 r2 U/ Q9 x2 XA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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