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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 8 A1 c% v1 N6 U1 x$ t0 S; x- n+ W/ u9 ]
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. % g# ?, }5 q& s% t; o; m
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
1 R, v2 K0 l2 W& S" g+ s7 x. t( B2 P7 aA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." - c; g$ n: ]7 m3 ~% B1 Z) ]2 T7 I1 t
! e5 W0 o/ _! c' j! N5 vQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? & O5 `# a3 M" ^, ~
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
8 X4 f. a+ K5 y; i' BA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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K' q6 c v5 W; KQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 0 f. | B4 H4 s- n' g% P
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. , }9 s4 N% B8 b/ Z* g' ?
, w4 `. h* X! F2 p: |* j8 q- LQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 1 N3 J9 p0 d3 r. u& u" k
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. % x/ p) U) M3 L/ S3 V
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
' p6 X% M5 I! F4 L ]: T% GA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
# ^8 J: H" Y" \3 b8 rA: Heavy psychedelics.
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D2 d/ i' ]2 {/ Z$ k7 hQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
" z# t$ z* T" U) MA: Carry loaded weapons. 5 X& D8 ]% B" @% s0 Y- ^3 f
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
- i) `6 `& R8 Z) B/ o# X3 eA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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