Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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; E! y, g3 o7 W, y  yQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
% }: e  ~! W, }( _3 L" gA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

" k! W( R: l7 o& ^* j" F* nQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
. e" \$ P; @" B  K9 fA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

; ?, s' B  T4 F! y$ dQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

1 k. `2 D1 A2 e& @Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
- S% t# ^5 ~+ ?! |# V: EA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
( l% l+ ~5 x4 x  W  o& tA: The color.
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& ~/ R* t9 g8 w- t3 D4 r7 LQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
1 J( l0 @3 y# U$ @A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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2 f' A9 v  e; Y' cQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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