Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

( f, C, H6 g+ _" Y+ ~  p/ F% z0 cQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

$ M# W# g# d! o6 _& L7 w! NQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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$ \1 J. c8 t  I. }0 f" E" uQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

8 [2 a+ K. |( eQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
" N3 E) d' a/ T' v( m& V3 CA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
0 s# V" D8 r9 v: E2 oA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

$ ^, t6 G2 u' o& U  B9 I2 H+ wQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
" B8 S8 }! R# Z+ B6 |A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

2 W7 ], `2 }5 M; A! DQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
0 Y$ N! i! o1 R7 c! J" R# [' }" uA: Heavy psychedelics.

) L8 W5 y# b* Z0 K) [Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

0 N' g0 a2 A2 _' {9 g, ~. V0 B% a) sQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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