Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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9 v$ }0 E% K! F! l6 d6 JQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
& ~' N$ J- l1 g6 K% A" d$ \1 RA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
: \/ T) q6 q6 N( d8 q) u7 uA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
! o" H! L/ R; X0 F$ GA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

- z* K9 I7 \( w8 v- i; f& w. |% iQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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* m5 V/ D" a% G0 B& a6 mQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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; S& M9 S% O; T* QQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
- [5 x6 O* B1 x+ JA: Heavy psychedelics.
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0 b; ^$ ^! ?9 Z( B( h: yQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
6 n, D/ \% e5 S, G* lA: Carry loaded weapons.

' F7 j" ]* T. j. J% lQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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