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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 2 @$ N! [/ S: U& E# {
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
! ~8 O& @% ^4 e/ j1 c, N& rA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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1 v! u5 i+ {. x5 k4 ~" ^& I$ jQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? : ~7 C5 }7 f% O9 M' h
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? ) k3 k" X+ w" Y& w; {
A: Your car.
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9 g3 u1 P$ z6 l1 ~& t& w5 ?Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? ' _$ |  F' b) G# E8 E' Y6 F  o
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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! `' j; u) e4 }3 F) F  |4 GQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
6 Z8 q' A6 S* m, f: N, W! `A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. # Z% l% H: q' q, n

$ `6 ^  s: [( p* G( }  FQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? + Q" K7 x1 a" A$ |
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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( O: J& j( A, }& F3 V7 P; ]Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 0 Y! @( c& `- F/ M' w6 }
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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% Z1 L- Y4 x- V, T( a+ QQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? : x! Y' I% o* m. f4 ]6 [
A: The color.   o5 m& @# j6 }8 Z
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
  L3 F/ a: q" |' }: \* lA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
/ p7 c' _  V0 n: c+ q3 q4 o1 c# \5 DA: Carry loaded weapons. 2 `+ @3 f/ m" R5 M

+ F' M5 h. F7 Q  w* w) k" BQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? & I2 t( e6 |$ V0 }/ f& u
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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