Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

6 ^4 a& g3 k0 N0 jQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
) ^' E& p. n/ h4 c2 jA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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  D. j# u) j8 {' j' p8 n: mQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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  }( M- ~- \# r. i" t; \5 BQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

" W/ ?/ ~6 \& K6 {Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
3 A) P6 |) t- C, x2 mA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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* s( f7 \7 W  o; sQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
$ V, E, l' ~+ V0 j6 C5 [9 cA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
  E9 y" U' I5 w/ E/ H2 w8 N3 K$ O; \A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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- Q1 A5 N# Q) Y0 }5 S. tQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
: c! Z& l5 E# f* J: U+ @A: Heavy psychedelics.
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6 Q( f% e3 N$ o" T0 _' p: cQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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