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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. # `% m! K- ^$ |8 M/ @( v) }
! M1 e) X% U8 l( F' ~+ X0 tQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? ( ]! J0 i+ D: [% P$ R
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. ! `) d" ^; n+ P2 X: Y/ ?+ F
9 m) Q4 p3 \+ N' C# @. eQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
- k+ `# W T# `/ `/ QA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." ' `: Y; N2 u; u1 @: [3 B" i
2 U! ~: _% g3 f) C/ S$ V* K! oQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? 5 S, b# O- O. E' n' j( |
A: Your car. 5 ~2 U" X/ G: R
) ^; K6 ?$ u* m: hQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
0 w/ }5 n5 ^& @' I6 jA: Be too drunk to find your keys. : I5 y' t4 v, |, i# @: J
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
! `3 V1 K0 g, bA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. # Z( ~3 \. n6 c' x$ Q9 r
: g0 y1 t/ L g+ [" s: Q9 BQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? : s/ x, F" a" R! l& V
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 5 M0 F" O' b0 `( _/ n
5 v5 B$ o; W( s8 K+ L1 n+ kQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? # e+ S" {/ A2 }. O( {: g7 k3 E) A
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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9 Z* m t) d* R( iQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? # K; a# @: Q, l V n5 h* s
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 5 ~( |9 ]: V4 q$ [& q) G4 }
A: Heavy psychedelics. 3 B, R) g" _ y% w) X# ?; g
n" h6 V: W, a8 iQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? % j) U! Z0 w3 A+ y
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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; j4 u, D. g$ B7 HQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 0 K: }8 }2 t8 e+ g* ^9 ]
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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