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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
/ q9 R6 ^$ f3 ^4 T4 [( GA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? . M  _- Q. p1 J9 |: K
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." / d0 W# a  Q. i$ D
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? % x5 U* k. g- A* G) e. j
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 6 o% c, {( {% E: C  b! ?  G9 i+ k" F
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
, @8 d: i6 D2 r! E8 w" @A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. ( e! j+ z% [& m/ @& F: d
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? , e7 x) Q+ R# @( \0 z, ]
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. # P" N3 Q9 \  w& r7 L8 c
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? % z) _* X2 h/ \+ n$ _! R7 g) e
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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4 I% P' _: D% k8 f1 CQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? / o3 T. Q8 Z5 I6 F9 w* c# F% h% p/ x
A: Heavy psychedelics. % m/ Q! l% D4 R; B9 Z
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
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) j# G& G8 X; X: U) M7 ]$ ^Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 4 A+ }8 ?% Y9 Q) j. [
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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