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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. % E T' B$ s0 O
$ E0 r$ J+ ?( L [Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
$ ?( [/ g6 \ n2 c8 \A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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. b: b- d9 v! E7 [) s; {5 k# A* l0 CQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
3 f% o+ l+ b# zA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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7 d3 E, l5 l* ~$ c/ ?* b* wQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
1 U! l1 _% i {) cA: Your car. ! C* `0 z5 W8 R7 }4 j% f I
, ~" Y- n+ f' T, xQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 6 P( ^* H: T5 A% i
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. " W0 H+ O3 [- ]/ p# j5 e
3 A* W M' W2 b( u4 k, {$ i! MQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
0 T, c2 U0 I, n8 ]A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? O, e0 |$ |6 J+ Z
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. / g% c6 `1 v2 e6 u! }; M) ^4 A
3 V, K' d) @5 K" Z* Z$ VQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 6 E1 s; T8 h: _
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 5 q- b; }: R+ z- m
8 f0 l2 V! V. | t' }( \% JQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
' S' a1 I* D! x4 I0 q0 AA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 0 I" q4 g1 N/ o% F- y2 }, A
A: Heavy psychedelics. + p6 P6 @1 `! ]* D- i
. j* e- H( n- q0 S H( MQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
- v6 _- R9 H" u1 YA: Carry loaded weapons.
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1 q# q& m, p$ [" G5 J8 OQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? " B! [4 i" `% f3 L7 R: M$ ^' `
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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