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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 2 v! j8 H0 G4 V6 }# r% G
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
( `( V) L# d' z4 {4 ^ AA: What for? He can't see my license plate. 6 Z0 b8 W) |- }1 D
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 5 x5 k' k8 z: ?0 F9 E2 V: y; `. B% |4 P
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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1 J' @' v4 b8 T7 R; M6 SQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
' t T. m4 w) }' xA: Your car. ) J c/ e6 X9 P1 ^( L3 m3 a7 x! E
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
0 `4 j1 i) c$ @& E7 \8 KA: Be too drunk to find your keys. m. s' i1 I% P% C2 W
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? / B3 c; F0 E( p" T" I. O
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. h. ?: Q* o. v% k. W1 ~
7 P4 n# k4 M7 B& Z* n& WQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
1 M' B1 O5 A- D7 F% n/ sA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
4 J7 }. u+ I) b S: ~: Z" eA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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0 j: P4 }, \5 ~5 }Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
4 \+ {. \" O- VA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? z. r; m4 b2 A
A: Heavy psychedelics. ! i+ ]' g* K5 _) w2 i
) B8 M2 Z3 g2 ]" e% |/ r. OQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
4 ]) l: o) S( B1 g. OA: Carry loaded weapons.
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" T. O0 V8 K- H R HQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 6 W% ~* A+ ?& x H+ ^& e
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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