Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

4 E; E3 L  M; O5 ^& X# ?; @/ rQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
& A( \# q7 g( A. }5 _9 YA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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+ M) V+ U  R, Q7 UQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
/ W# n+ P" a7 D, Z7 ^7 c% x! yA: Your car.
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- K7 t# z( u; _+ M) tQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
' X& p# c- y; I( n0 ^& C( d6 r# zA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

5 w  [# J, z3 f/ RQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
4 b: A/ z; w  m9 ^0 L" W9 f/ ~. U# ?A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
6 p) I2 m1 {2 B8 y: YA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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& \) ^- N) l" R. X) ~5 zQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
4 C6 K# u, _/ U8 v2 i& HA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
& z0 V( H  B) P, E, V4 BA: The color.
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9 F3 Z5 ]5 e& R5 gQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

! N3 s9 B& [5 L9 {5 GQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
7 W7 {9 |2 L2 D  Y: qA: Carry loaded weapons.

% n0 t* ~$ e1 qQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
& `% z" d' [+ P% v' _5 j8 H" uA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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