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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 2 Y, k7 \& j* w7 K1 i. ^' h

3 H* K1 B. p5 x% Z! sQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
3 x, y1 C! o+ j& d2 n6 `8 j" KA: What for? He can't see my license plate. ! f/ `) J  I3 \: W: z8 Y9 k
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? # G$ i) w4 E8 u# n5 U+ K$ F
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 3 W1 h. m) \4 M2 K6 Y

; y9 [; S# e7 B! yQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? " A/ [* p5 u9 I; l
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? - q; q$ A% p2 l
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. : s& Q3 Q8 _4 ?1 ^$ F( E2 Q
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
* u6 ?) \/ W& J' Y9 sA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. ) c5 R0 \# k& g9 K3 K/ v3 V0 n

1 Z' v1 r- `! Z& G. A' v) D" i& wQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 9 U1 z  x2 m0 F
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
5 a4 j6 A3 ~8 ]: w' ZA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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5 ^3 f) |: i) I6 fQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? % M" G# |) i( c: ?5 j
A: The color.
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- Y% S; W: B0 k7 UQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? # h% F1 ~3 g/ R8 B1 n, U
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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7 y1 y4 R- ^0 g2 M0 B3 p2 R3 }Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
& M  O. I2 v8 L3 t0 yA: Carry loaded weapons.
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, }8 b8 n; r. e  w  z/ _Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 3 Q& _/ Q9 y4 @
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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