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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 4 y8 C& U' {+ a; D% U
4 f1 Y7 T, @$ d: y& f9 qQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
6 P' k# ^- u8 c& nA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 8 {* F9 k/ _# }, d. o1 ?9 B
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." U5 B O( j+ Q0 i9 ]9 I
/ p7 ^ G3 @+ k, K; J9 zQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
, C" ^6 V# k' Q5 p5 }8 VA: Your car. 6 a7 |; L" M3 O7 F/ g' _
# z; _8 M( `$ [8 Q+ g% k( ?& {Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 6 J, u. G0 L8 [) O& h# @+ i
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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; |. `" |8 f2 U$ s( y7 y3 @Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? * j O: C9 e: c3 U2 S
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. . K. J4 L6 Z4 G; E
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 0 }8 @% y# H3 i, v% T3 |) M
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
& e& U5 X9 z4 m& w/ `! ~A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. . b0 h4 F0 Q5 y# w& e- L
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? ' B1 B5 T! u& C/ ^( u6 I6 J0 b. B$ D
A: The color.
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$ ^* x( h% `2 |& M3 z+ S% ^. qQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? - B/ Q. U8 [) B7 L
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? / y9 [9 e. Q# w6 P, o
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? & X/ `6 Q" _) O) a9 j; C5 R. {$ C
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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