Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

2 l+ X- \3 |! H% pQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
, b) h6 S) z- C# B* w* L" jA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
/ C& I3 J1 C& P) @# l) zA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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( e! @) L( @# m- N9 j  I$ ^' tQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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( L, y% t+ z. }' P9 |2 S6 yQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
# W0 @9 L: A0 z* GA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
$ @' ]  }# s, @8 oA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
6 {; }. w& d7 A$ p+ L" h2 KA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
3 S8 k+ Y  g, E/ X  X1 hA: Heavy psychedelics.

/ ?/ t  e7 S6 b- C% EQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
# J, b1 {  S0 E4 [8 C- dA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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