Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

; F& ]. i& v3 WQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

  b8 t; s. a" W: G7 dQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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! p7 C% D1 e5 W( c% u5 sQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

9 X2 ^8 |- q1 U. Q) vQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
. H9 O+ B4 c* b2 l4 j$ xA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

1 N, x1 R& w' f+ |Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
+ B/ B9 U7 K& O( L9 H6 z: m+ g9 q4 s7 hA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
' x# m. z( p4 m! q1 H. z* J8 dA: The color.
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0 [8 ]% C8 }" B% W- }Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
+ |7 s, s2 L. M' rA: Heavy psychedelics.
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8 c5 Z* W) ?) bQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
- c1 ]2 J1 y3 R( O3 H) ?2 Y$ _A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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