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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 5 q3 p% T! n' [. t4 e) P2 W
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
. Q0 B+ L7 w2 ~- a6 y/ l) FA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." : P& s" ?6 A8 X5 S/ G
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
! b( T7 F ]' j/ X0 q6 D( uA: Your car.
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% r3 O# Q Q/ u% ^% e! BQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 2 d" G; T1 ]1 b( \$ F( ?/ @
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. & E$ I- J9 k7 N# O
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
) O$ g% J6 Q7 R! uA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. ' N2 s: ^" T1 @
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
, q; ?9 j4 g G) c$ PA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. ! e3 K) T! L1 H$ {0 m5 S
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? ! h W1 Q+ G" y# U: G8 D w
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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3 ]: u* y9 b# P0 Q7 d3 b1 JQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? - g% B6 Q' X9 x- M! h
A: The color.
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& l( `" J" n+ S# Q1 `Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? % |. d- m* k. D3 S
A: Heavy psychedelics. , o% M' X6 C7 F+ o `
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
' [2 {( i! @, W! R, u( uA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? ; k' x$ l: |8 s7 g$ t) n8 D0 u
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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