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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. + _: d% ?' _, R \* d# E
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? $ W& g+ s; |) w( {# y x
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. ' q# x# k( _4 m: `8 H
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 0 e" C. ?7 Y" R) t) J4 n" }
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 1 \; Q! I& W5 L4 F; ?
* y2 W0 p+ C7 {5 \* r" ^( qQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
1 ^1 g3 M4 R# |8 r* XA: Your car.
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$ F7 a7 X2 i9 M+ ^& Y# UQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
% L, C. l7 N5 dA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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# G6 Z4 v: z1 n; {: f# Y" M8 FQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
0 w/ J$ L, A6 i7 [; AA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. f6 M+ O y) }* ~6 u
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? + W9 i. u( N! K. `
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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/ _+ \& Z( Q$ K; p9 GQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
4 M/ E7 [2 j6 K: q2 H, DA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
" u& p2 r& {& t* hA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
! @4 n! G2 m! G- YA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 0 n- e0 |3 R( ]( I0 h
A: Carry loaded weapons. " N; n# x. f) a6 k3 }# J
) X( m: P, J$ H* d: IQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 7 {9 [: K) Q/ l0 A4 ^3 o, V' v
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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