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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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$ ^& o1 ~+ f3 \4 [2 `0 l4 SQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? ) i& \# J7 C3 Y* E% J
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. ( x% q! D. a( w5 Y4 j6 s! ?. V
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? " D, _6 P: R9 p* R+ h7 H
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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6 O) |" l; X8 j, \- w9 S0 I! E" MQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? . F H9 `) N& B' A( q6 Q
A: Your car.
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0 @. \: q+ _; a$ HQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
; R8 S/ D' r0 T5 j7 b5 d) R# VA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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: i5 M+ b5 o: ?0 y' t) E- }Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? : h) x" p# [& J9 V/ ]$ G. Y
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? : ?0 a; u# d, D6 D) v! w9 w2 s
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 1 ]5 v4 v6 B) h, M# n
! ]* M/ p5 {7 M$ o5 d' T7 mQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? ( k$ o* v* n2 r9 z; b: l: I. d
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. . X" l; k" e* m; A7 y/ c( z4 j
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? $ s! f+ K* }! A V- p' S5 [
A: The color. % h$ k: M% ?# L3 |- w6 s: {3 e4 |
~: [; v0 ^& n/ nQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
q8 [0 ?' ^4 F$ aA: Heavy psychedelics.
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' _3 ?& ^& m, `Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
1 I6 [ }1 }! F9 a! C, N" TA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
. Q: a$ _5 h! h* a- c0 e d4 o0 V, t7 a# LA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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