Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
! j1 H' _+ y! w9 M  PA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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3 b( \8 \$ |' t/ N0 K- h% fQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
% I, c( Z% [6 p" t8 D5 T# IA: Your car.

8 t. N6 @0 H# _Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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/ I$ c( O* A( s4 {0 ~! i& u: p  e6 oQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
- d, d; B. h& c! u6 `1 B. E% \, nA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
" c$ a& ^5 P; uA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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* B6 {7 _9 e# L1 P# J7 aQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
3 w* [% \1 j, _% V' |) _( }A: The color.
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- s) i4 p" \9 xQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
1 k7 L: v; W# JA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
, c* g+ o; T7 i7 Q7 {. v/ c1 |A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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