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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.   H: ~- u, E  k" j0 g

* A5 O0 J# \3 p0 ~$ QQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 7 `5 h0 j# t- T6 O! a. a
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 0 L+ q7 j* y6 n. c& H
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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! H' [( J9 X% t" z+ f( }6 r1 ]Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
  x( w7 K8 x" \$ eA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? ) g# ^" I) Y3 E8 W- X! T! v. C
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
- m+ s0 f0 J( \A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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! j% j5 u4 s8 ]+ M3 R- `Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 4 a& \) h1 J0 n  P& V, A( @
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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& O  ^/ l  ~: X+ _: Q& }/ pQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
* }* ~! x: j0 \3 f6 ^2 BA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
- L! l) I& R' b% `( K- N$ GA: The color.
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9 z: `! \" h/ O. _0 ZQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
5 z6 b) d/ P6 m  W; z, FA: Heavy psychedelics.
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& \  e. C( P4 q. ~2 ~! s+ A- ^- sQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
2 f3 T5 e5 \8 ?9 H2 l' P$ TA: Carry loaded weapons.
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$ W7 I; F, @6 M, S2 |/ HQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? ' x4 E: t1 v, r, S$ P/ {
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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