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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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* t- v4 D/ I) G/ _5 I: }2 FQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
1 V4 A$ D% b2 ]; }! AA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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+ Y1 A4 Q+ i  x+ sQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? " P& O, [4 E" ]
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." ( J- I" p1 H$ [+ B+ `2 D
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
* T. S( _( D" a! |A: Your car.
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  w% h* `; O; k& Y* \- j: Q, rQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? " Q8 F" V9 J1 o8 b8 |
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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2 x9 g9 z8 g$ m8 I6 n& _) VQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
! E7 J  Z- z7 [  d. y; WA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 5 z6 s% {. p2 P: ]# E& ^
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. ' Q& `7 W$ Z3 s" c7 G  L

7 |3 `" s# h) h8 e9 K( A9 cQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 9 V5 D" r8 S8 a5 ?7 ^  x
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. : S7 z: l6 q( j# I8 Y, q! j+ d

, \9 A: d1 E$ WQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? ; ]( z8 y& V  M+ ]& y3 u
A: The color.
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/ X7 }2 X  @- m0 r! ~+ Q+ NQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? ; d0 U& N. p, i) z
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
( X- \& n2 u% [& Y* }A: Carry loaded weapons. 4 k- Y4 ?, e4 }* v; b# m& d
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? * }, T$ N# c) t
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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