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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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# e* Q- t& k% ?. G: k$ C4 {, m3 x% XQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? ! \9 \, f) o8 X
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. ' f! F6 \' _. ^5 M3 B
2 _2 }- R d2 |: K5 [5 l; ~6 o% BQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
4 p% P& m0 R5 _( Y, s3 j) L0 J' DA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 3 s2 X+ ?: `* q: Y
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? 6 c1 a8 ^; O' g3 S9 C% C; _5 ~) g
A: Your car. m5 ~* {' Y7 }; J* W
+ X% |9 f& W0 \4 q* ` YQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? * @) s5 c6 e7 Y8 a% Q; S4 G
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. ! e" _' }' D7 }& k# B6 n6 n
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
: s# q" z7 E0 A6 [A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. + m) y$ T+ |; j9 I8 Q# `3 x+ y
) ?6 R ^% m5 a" ~5 QQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
2 K r3 v2 e# d( c* m. t5 {& [A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. - c4 Z' S4 D: p) b% a3 M3 e
1 Y3 ^# s% T7 V* \1 I' k& vQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 8 V$ y( I# a' r* m% M# Q3 z- ~6 W1 t
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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* U/ j- i) R+ Z+ OQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 1 [# u( Y/ Z+ C8 U0 w
A: The color. ) r9 H) p, j: }5 j& j2 ^
5 ?6 O& D: r0 r; lQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 9 M; m% n0 ~( P( d, S2 n* M+ G
A: Heavy psychedelics. % \& L# Z) {& T# c2 C
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
' q& \/ v8 I% V$ N ZA: Carry loaded weapons.
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* Y" p i( l: Y8 k* V i PQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
% w' t, J+ G, C6 T/ e R# XA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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