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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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+ }# L( P9 w% G' k3 fQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? % s4 A& e% Q( a" h. x5 Y, \) R
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. ( K8 _. }& g- `
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
6 a$ p6 Q$ k5 n1 J# N+ x$ b; SA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? 1 d2 n9 _0 B' a/ l) ~& I8 w6 Y& w
A: Your car. " i2 D3 S# d: b
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
- J# ^" s7 \* x% U6 \4 B, bA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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  b+ {. }% Z- w  w! s. v/ mQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
% F: y+ [$ p  m, i; KA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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+ M7 I7 u9 n" |. K% S2 SQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
( |) E4 Q# M5 J4 f3 g! Y0 y- a( DA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
* ?# l$ a9 J. t9 }/ IA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 8 x9 x: N8 T. F7 ~7 J! J$ s$ p
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? " W$ R4 r/ b* H
A: The color.
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8 N8 n4 ]* ~7 Q' H% NQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
' N" E' s/ q! y' z# L1 gA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 0 b& K0 ~3 a2 t. \' R% Z8 p
A: Carry loaded weapons. 1 @, F9 O- Y/ Y) ^* B
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 2 S3 U* E# d7 y+ b* p% D
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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