Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
2 B" ?) |" e% UA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
, s1 ]" u; e2 X) z. {# H, EA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

" g. L3 U" R5 y# x! ~; `1 f* k. ZQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
$ q1 ]! Z; G9 ~+ R# ]9 rA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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' j- R, w1 D! Z4 ~/ EQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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& {) v. N+ j# x4 J: B5 @/ a8 _Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
3 M8 f$ y/ E8 T, ]+ u. ^" IA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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; x! Z% t9 \% U8 y/ c  L" R/ hQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
' n/ E9 r* M" I& V  G, F, NA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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