Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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' i. s1 U* O) EQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

! y/ M+ [1 |( I" u! ^% g: {1 OQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
  h1 H0 Z& K  T( U% rA: Your car.

2 F3 M2 r5 d8 t; k7 MQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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0 {8 a% ^' t7 lQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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! }: \4 @) n3 v! \* K% zQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
7 Q! ~: F  G& u( yA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
1 F2 {5 o, k( O% D% L/ O- uA: Heavy psychedelics.
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* [& o; ^! \1 C, r- r) yQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
  b( o0 j- R* y+ bA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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