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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. $ V1 x# j5 F7 V' ^; u& u1 S
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
" b5 S4 w9 _+ o- K/ E. @A: What for? He can't see my license plate. " ^, O$ F" j0 L
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 5 ?2 ^* N }$ }) N/ k0 M, f4 y- d
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." " H4 j' O1 t% |' F0 U( J
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
# c7 q! X, X" H, P) v& C5 {A: Your car. ( @# N$ {. E% T+ l( h7 l/ ~
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 0 x. O8 F: X) ~* X9 i5 a$ ~7 n
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. ) k4 c' y% i; V! y: J
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
, ^' R+ ~) w) D/ g6 ^% a, GA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. S- F% \) W1 c! e8 q
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
( k* c+ ?5 v/ ?9 q0 M" ]A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
. T* r9 R1 ?( [& ?+ rA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? $ n5 r( E3 P, f& S
A: The color.
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- I( f! X: m: s0 P$ lQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? ) a7 ^+ |' ^% d9 D) q
A: Heavy psychedelics. 5 _9 T% |+ ^" o8 Q/ @* M
: N. `1 S$ [. Q9 oQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
& P, Q; X1 R! g& lA: Carry loaded weapons. 5 Z# a4 P( o" m
, V# p3 E: j/ `3 s3 CQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 2 t9 I! R& d( ]+ X
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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