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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
" n3 J* _2 w% h& ~+ @A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? , H- l' v7 y# d! x" m7 p& u
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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% L* r: t) H0 x1 |7 tQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? , S, Q& ]1 u/ g; B& L; C6 o
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
8 N5 J+ ^+ V  `& P8 {7 aA: Be too drunk to find your keys. 5 U0 M4 W; W; \6 b, H

1 i8 n, Q, {9 e4 g% g- X+ oQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 9 L: N( W5 |3 Q6 c& @% r# \
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 4 H' d! e4 V, D9 D. W" k
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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" E+ s7 r4 E2 L! S* y0 NQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 6 {0 t7 ]9 x3 a# k9 b. z
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. " F7 ?' y0 N2 a. i/ c  ?
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? + H2 j9 L' @% b* C+ l( m
A: The color. 5 v( Q( A& u: {
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
# ^0 w; j4 c8 t, {) K  G% t% ZA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
6 \( m2 O/ B- e- n3 d5 a% jA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
4 s+ ?1 z* ~* |& H8 f7 Y: o8 fA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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