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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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' i. s1 U* O) EQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 3 G* F* g' R8 C
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. # O2 d: T2 X5 L  ^' u
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 0 _, G$ w  [2 e- Y, u, R" v
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 3 R0 t. K. g1 v# v/ u1 D8 w

! y/ M+ [1 |( I" u! ^% g: {1 OQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
  h1 H0 Z& K  T( U% rA: Your car. 1 i+ S; ]/ P+ K0 G  O7 m3 p

2 F3 M2 r5 d8 t; k7 MQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 4 O$ P4 Y; b% V5 o4 B
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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0 {8 a% ^' t7 lQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 8 f, H* l. n# D" h
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. ( y$ ]& P, n' T. b0 ]
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?   W" i4 ~# H3 \: `
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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! }: \4 @) n3 v! \* K% zQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
7 Q! ~: F  G& u( yA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 9 a4 O5 V6 H0 M% I9 T( F# Q
A: The color. # V: [9 u9 d) u- H  Q" N6 W
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
1 F2 {5 o, k( O% D% L/ O- uA: Heavy psychedelics.
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* [& o; ^! \1 C, r- r) yQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 3 }( e) w; U% O# d, }0 G8 V$ k; y
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
  b( o0 j- R* y+ bA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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