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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 4 h4 X" v! N: i8 S9 O( \
( U0 i, c6 g" C$ S uQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
' C1 C0 x1 Q! y) s6 F9 QA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 0 Q' P8 \. |2 ^% S% ]
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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/ N4 d. }6 i! x, o4 {Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
* X) f; T$ a+ i1 D5 u3 ^+ mA: Your car. ; N Z3 B4 t" t
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
- s6 o7 ~% v! H) K& P9 F" h+ PA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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3 n3 C3 h, d' {7 Q8 A: QQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
) O. }& F5 W, a2 w2 Z+ t3 H+ C# }A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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' N l$ {. b1 \7 T. {Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
2 x- O) N) t2 ^5 E- FA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. ' s. o7 U a; G) I/ u5 I
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
! m3 G. v. e( Z. g9 hA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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: u9 e. T i0 G4 DQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
" y' a, T, L7 C5 l+ O! \' y* zA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? # x8 a- G' C9 h" z
A: Heavy psychedelics. / N' Y* @$ f/ P+ J
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 7 m& j0 _) q2 {
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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: f6 ?" P2 x& h; C, [9 YQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
+ A8 p+ d0 }6 y: Q# KA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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