Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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0 L( d6 f7 u: B" NQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
! T# a! N1 o3 H8 MA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

4 D" ?8 L, D. q* iQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
5 S. x2 H1 i' E. d8 L) F8 w. F7 xA: Your car.
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, y4 U  r& [! T0 Y$ M, pQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
$ T. K. J1 |* d' V& FA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
. w/ h* u- o" u6 T4 {A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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( U" b! M2 o* e8 E6 k, uQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
+ d* @$ F% c# SA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
% X0 P5 p" u0 `: yA: Carry loaded weapons.
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5 A- ]6 u. l- ]+ v$ B: I. V/ O" UQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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