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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? ' H$ E1 v! J; S: N5 t
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? % a5 v1 v- S7 v2 U6 J
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? % G b. z( H5 q7 h6 u: }4 t c I
A: Your car. ! C) s+ o. ]7 O; I2 E
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? + `! }! H' P! l
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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7 D& `5 g; S8 j: h4 j$ d$ I. SQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 7 ]3 ]& F; n( v9 i$ n; p3 i
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. ) R9 [2 A4 L8 U5 B! K/ k
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? ! Z. ?: ~4 T: Z2 K
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. ; L" ~% Z8 u7 T; e f* r T
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? # C6 P* J# u0 s1 p V4 `
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 8 T0 P6 f6 e$ Y# Z+ N( L
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? $ Y3 ^& x/ }- v7 P
A: The color. ! p/ K1 W+ q* g d
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 0 i; l0 r$ S& t- [: `
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 6 M, @, I6 F7 P0 [
A: Carry loaded weapons. & L V+ T3 n" ]- @
% U, v- _$ M+ F$ W% J0 {; AQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? + f3 f5 \2 q1 [7 Y2 [. M3 s/ l
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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