Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

; l4 n3 q" U. ^Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
& j8 c' p& D2 YA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

; _, W: L+ E. K6 iQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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. H2 G5 d6 ]( D/ j# y$ Y. dQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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1 G: B% |- d% W0 c' I: m  t7 gQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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9 w# ^: W1 W+ Z- W/ |; a9 U+ m4 Y6 E6 TQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
- R1 I% r0 F, w9 G8 \A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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