Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

- ~$ w- c/ h- U' U2 }Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
0 ~, s' n1 _+ SA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

+ d- `4 O) z' i( i. S$ Y% tQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

/ Y- C! a; b. `  x1 u+ `% Z8 F# LQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
( B" S) q" I: q* SA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

6 _1 L  f6 A( O9 C: ~% kQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
1 _# d5 C; n& tA: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
/ J7 U: h5 [8 o7 Q0 pA: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
9 f4 D. I8 j; |0 cA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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