Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

+ T5 J  k, M4 t* T# W" cQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
( @" r- ~! }$ cA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
3 B( T8 _8 K# L" b+ JA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
2 v1 o3 L, n) Z! D7 F1 c7 b9 }+ jA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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& I5 m' G% h5 n# D0 V& w" aQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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$ K6 {, j  Z+ U- rQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
7 A3 ]/ ?; R) K4 aA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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4 r3 h$ c( I6 R5 xQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
* E& m: r/ }9 B) e9 ZA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
' _0 U" G4 e: {$ T6 A- xA: The color.

% |: M5 K) w3 m+ }Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

8 W- T& m8 S3 k# [% eQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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5 c: h: X; e) W6 |" q, PQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
/ E; S! w% W+ T% hA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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