Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

4 @* B. D0 M' E2 V* Y( ~' iQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
/ X+ q' @, [6 P6 z+ ^# _) E$ S# @A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
% Y1 W2 I8 v8 [4 V, }) EA: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

3 Y7 a! {4 ]8 b. C* zQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
  T0 H7 E( Y' f+ H4 J7 J2 u* u' gA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
* ]8 J' p/ y6 X, T1 E" rA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

4 X5 i: v) z) b& h! FQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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, [$ T! n6 G+ O8 \; q# x, ]Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
/ v. _- K; k+ FA: Heavy psychedelics.
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4 w( ^" ^! U3 @Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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