Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
  n7 h2 s3 x( M3 XA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

8 |5 {7 Z7 V& J5 zQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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# R" M" U. J, `! s2 pQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
% u6 [% W0 D5 F7 _A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
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$ e7 ~  X! U! f  j3 L( bQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
8 J* Y7 i  [- Y( r: V0 iA: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
& k& Z: x4 e# c  R) \* jA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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