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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. # o# r. g2 Q. K) }* k. {
8 J/ |8 }: t8 g* p! E3 Z3 a0 E. T/ ]0 N( fQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
' S2 s Y) `% e# u3 L) zA: What for? He can't see my license plate. 5 h/ z7 Y- P# X% C& R1 E _
/ c z8 m, W; E$ \Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
5 a5 |# t; ~5 G" [8 aA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 8 i; a( q* Z8 G8 J) R8 T$ \) e' t
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? ' ^9 m( Y+ S, g2 ?- x
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
# m: |( }! W: Z% }6 q7 P9 s c# iA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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; \$ v1 r* r$ U; o0 x# N2 j0 oQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
; r) d3 { d8 ZA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. + c! q* F) E) S0 K# Y* b
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? * J# r; J& I* ^8 d
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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8 Z p) e8 o6 z' P( e _Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
) p" D" Q7 \' L3 z% nA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 0 t& s+ k+ I* I% i3 [! \; g& h7 n
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
9 @: t# I& _( W5 VA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
" h; Y3 u' ~; ?8 J5 k) j" _A: Heavy psychedelics.
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A3 M# {. O) d. |! ~# T6 fQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? % i) u5 e# |7 b+ p/ _; W
A: Carry loaded weapons. 6 a. I, V: R# m% \' b
' O/ x! R8 u/ i9 n! K2 y: S% I$ FQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
8 V1 b$ j; a' g: rA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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