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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
! n6 ?3 W0 b. kA: What for? He can't see my license plate. " V! d: e& d7 l+ R
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 6 G2 G& K+ C, T1 f5 a! {6 q9 D
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
" y9 d% |9 F$ a. F' c+ a) Z8 ]A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
; \" g4 B' i( A+ m/ [# H1 R- nA: Be too drunk to find your keys. 0 z; D) b6 \/ k! t: x Y3 r
: L B# b# i0 m+ H8 |Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
5 h8 M. {( V" B% @# g3 A0 m0 RA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
. J [* C/ T$ ]! L6 |8 uA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 0 S4 G' e3 C0 f
+ ~/ x: ^6 {; t8 y, zQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
6 W# @' @) H9 U( {) E$ YA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 4 i* Y$ b0 F1 U
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
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; K. S6 |1 w }3 @( D Y2 vQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
$ J5 E( I9 d, Z9 @4 X. yA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? , I% q; _7 @) v2 z( m
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 9 r; O7 |$ X7 h' [/ B
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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