Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
  Y1 E: `+ T* g9 o" lA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

' Y, i( Q4 ]9 `5 y. EQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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% h! @+ `8 @+ CQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
6 L5 j) x/ N+ a# m2 ~1 oA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

) n7 O; a2 z; H  m2 m, SQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
3 L. G6 C' [$ QA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

' s3 E9 e) N) t. Y$ Y4 ~9 aQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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' x- O4 H9 O% H7 A4 B7 RQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

3 R+ U; w6 ^5 i0 D& m- l; Q2 TQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

) P  U6 g9 J/ RQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
- K  u, Z+ R/ R" `3 h2 v6 H: nA: Carry loaded weapons.
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2 R' b+ h5 H# z) n7 }1 w) dQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
, r3 C/ {3 H5 r1 k0 |A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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