Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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) W2 z, D% B  m+ mQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
7 I8 V+ J( X8 l. a* uA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

$ R! H8 d; k8 f" }6 {Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
4 @* X% L7 b5 o+ S. D. `A: Your car.

# H: b; @' L# A  Y# jQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

; P3 P2 o$ _, `$ j- ?. GQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
# _! c0 s- l  z6 p7 C. X: C8 p5 Z) w3 WA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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* T9 ]/ d4 ^* V" Z, @; {3 p( H6 DQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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5 V7 r, u5 @7 R5 z  a! xQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

  n% l1 J" _4 z) i% i8 K9 jQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
/ M- i2 q: H5 F3 }; H% n% gA: Heavy psychedelics.
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, l$ x2 O9 G/ `* M( fQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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2 O) ^6 a7 [7 a! gQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
& ]) @" n" T2 F& {3 tA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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