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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 0 m$ Y: y. l) ~" C$ \
2 l+ X- \3 |! H% pQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
, b) h6 S) z- C# B* w* L" jA: What for? He can't see my license plate. 0 z9 x5 `+ k& p. R
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? * N+ P9 l. Q) g* X; v
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 7 m1 ^" v) z& n
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? # X' N F1 H3 e: Y
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
/ C& I3 J1 C& P) @# l) zA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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( e! @) L( @# m- N9 j I$ ^' tQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 0 `+ @# K) e0 z/ R
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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( L, y% t+ z. }' P9 |2 S6 yQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
# W0 @9 L: A0 z* GA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. + d$ L8 {5 R; P$ E( Y2 y2 R
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
$ @' ] }# s, @8 oA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
6 {; }. w& d7 A$ p+ L" h2 KA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
3 S8 k+ Y g, E/ X X1 hA: Heavy psychedelics. 0 e8 s5 H, o; M* G- |
/ ?/ t e7 S6 b- C% EQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? & ^; o9 Q4 d$ |' W3 M. ]2 C
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
# J, b1 { S0 E4 [8 C- dA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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