Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
- ^6 z' k& ^1 u  i: r5 UA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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8 L6 j2 I+ G7 h$ n+ M1 s5 Y4 kQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

+ w. {# Y$ C* c' l6 vQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

) A0 Y6 o# O; J. A7 |Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
* }. x- p& i' w3 P) V+ S* WA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

# q; }$ Z  |6 ~8 E) i1 a5 \- ^Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

* |1 s7 ?- M; AQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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% J, M5 b  [/ A$ L6 T4 EQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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: R$ Z. ~$ Y  N1 ~( IQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
) z* y0 G, x+ p4 RA: Carry loaded weapons.

9 ^8 u# }, E/ n/ c( A: y* n5 lQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
: ]* _/ b0 W6 _/ lA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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