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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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3 ~/ x3 {5 x* b( z3 j3 E- O! |Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
$ |; U: {8 Z/ Z* U! c. qA: What for? He can't see my license plate. * N# c4 r4 v: N( \, N$ Y
* C8 y9 Z" P5 I" x4 f2 _Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
/ @( h- r: s# e, L3 ^* bA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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: q' h7 I( ^3 r- P/ m, z! z) FQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
! s# K. Y3 j( }0 |A: Your car.
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3 s: C: B* t* c U+ FQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
( x# v# {8 _3 O6 A2 {A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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& T8 ]# g% u6 L6 NQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? d3 o% e4 E \5 n9 z0 [! U: \+ G
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 0 t% ~7 d$ X( l2 I/ G! n2 W
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
$ i# S& X# | {8 ]/ K) p. bA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. ; S" r% ^) a0 u; a9 A
; ~. o- A8 {1 z/ IQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? " j2 D$ ^" o/ Y# N w$ q- g q: U
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 9 D$ o' P. v+ j
A: The color. 5 {5 X6 l$ F! v, T' L# R- C
# M1 r$ s$ m( TQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
$ n4 @" _8 B( A3 u; O2 [- |6 j" BA: Heavy psychedelics. 1 `, F5 H% V/ n( F" F0 {
. R; m. D) x' T7 E$ d& CQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
- O7 M7 Z {; `6 \2 ?A: Carry loaded weapons. * M& S7 E* p/ _6 p0 m( k
- n7 P! k# G; j; ]: @: ] cQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? ) R$ R* Q' k5 K1 X' W- V& g! g
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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