Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
" n3 J* _2 w% h& ~+ @A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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% L* r: t) H0 x1 |7 tQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
8 N5 J+ ^+ V  `& P8 {7 aA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

1 i8 n, Q, {9 e4 g% g- X+ oQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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" E+ s7 r4 E2 L! S* y0 NQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
# ^0 w; j4 c8 t, {) K  G% t% ZA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
6 \( m2 O/ B- e- n3 d5 a% jA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
4 s+ ?1 z* ~* |& H8 f7 Y: o8 fA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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