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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. , k4 L- w) ?) R; C6 X/ A
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
& t: P: K3 S& H3 L2 RA: What for? He can't see my license plate. ( `1 _& P$ d6 }7 d, T
% k6 {+ Z; N% |1 N- rQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
; v! w M7 ]; M3 ]: L! m9 s wA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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1 `+ G7 N$ Y/ k- @. @' cQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
+ H4 A- r- s# A1 X6 UA: Your car. & @) x6 P/ P, e! s* T& a
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
7 n# w* O5 i& z7 V6 C0 N- L! N! rA: Be too drunk to find your keys. # D" m; U4 ~) D' ^1 Z$ `! n% H5 X
/ x4 d4 e- j& b9 [4 \* d1 | x! EQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
2 ?& A2 G3 h( b( M d1 W8 x/ k; _% w8 YA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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w* ]: X: E% s* [Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
$ K1 H9 b, y+ c. J( X3 p, q9 C1 NA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 4 M3 \# A. u R8 u+ `. K. O
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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4 W% X9 a9 P5 R, {) wQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? * y$ ^4 m! a1 @8 o
A: The color.
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1 P" E/ P6 n+ o' R: W U% HQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
$ X q, h2 ^& _9 B/ Z1 A6 D, YA: Heavy psychedelics. 6 M c3 x3 x1 [: H3 E' Y
% o) J0 h, m0 f5 `Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? ! j1 m1 T+ l3 g, H
A: Carry loaded weapons. / b& W2 x% D4 y5 N# J
& ?! ?, n0 y4 R, e& V7 XQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
/ n+ S& U( U* K3 C' H' RA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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