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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 0 ?" R* c+ r1 Z' @; W
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? , T# r* _  _% g# ~: F7 a
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. 9 t6 i- T6 @0 V5 F" Z. _
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
7 Y( K! x, I0 W" r" HA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
: [7 Z" u( ?3 g, _A: Your car. - ~9 b* [0 B; q! B. v

1 t, D* r5 g$ JQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? : X0 _6 y, P- ]
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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8 t3 \6 e  ?6 @  M) F! wQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? & K" r. h' L/ l4 B( W, Y9 Q- ]
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
8 j6 C1 j( L8 t* dA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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0 `" s# A* i( ~5 ~& ZQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
; X2 Y" o3 P# {; s! r7 O2 j4 ~; F% qA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 2 L4 j6 i, _% d
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
! ]5 B, I& d. n, _/ xA: The color.
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( p: u) J, h+ AQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 0 s2 }5 e7 r1 m- E: X' j( K% j* H
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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, @- e* N* W. S  a9 a; b0 x  zQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
' G% G" g) `* i1 t8 Z4 ZA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 5 _9 |* [: n# \
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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