Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

- v! Z- Q  h8 s" s5 O' w  QQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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4 R3 z/ F7 _" d3 C7 v: k& ZQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

+ p' x$ U0 ]" |$ M' J" |% m1 [Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
' k. p  S' H8 p$ f( y. K3 ZA: Your car.

& B7 H  f6 g/ `6 Z% YQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
: `6 X2 E! Y2 ?. K/ k2 e' w: vA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
' I4 `3 b1 Q+ E4 w! aA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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7 \: G2 I( d$ b" \) Y& `: zQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

/ _  m( H( {* V. D  QQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
3 l: O( s) v3 J, C' nA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
, J; H# g( S" p; E% HA: The color.
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" _$ M8 @3 S& b7 Z, k2 BQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
" H. u5 l3 j. I  R1 d* ZA: Heavy psychedelics.

2 R. N- e& X/ }' K6 q7 p2 bQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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5 ^  x9 E5 a2 ]9 SQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
. {2 u* g' N' E3 x6 MA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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