Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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, V' l6 K- I" ~) bQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
& {6 {* }# J& P0 Y( lA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

) U$ j* e% L: V' k& U2 HQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

" L7 l$ l) e- T* _$ \  M* GQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

, {  o$ C3 j1 T" q7 oQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
* N" P0 l4 d/ r) \4 _( P" hA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
9 r. J3 @7 [% rA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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' c+ y  v' p( m" \& h# b/ V! NQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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, t( V, K+ @9 h/ l3 l0 E2 d+ hQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
. K/ d7 Z: B* T: |! IA: Heavy psychedelics.

0 ~  n. ~5 }3 `Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
- N" |( Q) J- f1 HA: Carry loaded weapons.

4 @" Z2 P7 ~7 E( lQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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