Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

( v8 P6 f, \$ E% p! }% G( S9 wQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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0 r) Z/ |+ j5 Q6 R+ ?Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

% o0 j# Y. G9 [0 p8 A5 X& GQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
# s9 F4 ]( A( [' f9 v9 G# l2 S7 T: J7 LA: Your car.
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) R+ W/ ^7 |' K$ {. ?Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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+ ^$ P# h9 O7 z3 X2 ?) w+ [# pQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
5 y2 e- f' D5 V4 qA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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* g, R, C3 i1 U+ c8 [9 BQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

/ n# t5 s! l9 y# r5 W% h0 CQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
' H4 U2 r% E0 a1 T( t) K% J1 o+ oA: The color.

, ~; E6 X  e" L$ fQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
* W5 H+ }9 Q; z& G' U+ fA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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* p0 O& ], I' W0 ]: O2 a: {Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
5 U  \% }& m6 G- \6 M8 Z! q* V: jA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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