Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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3 f, g) q9 [& h. |6 G3 xQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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6 K# i$ U; X/ i. j3 RQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

$ @! L1 E4 e) p5 L+ T" ~4 ]- ?& [Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
5 y* n7 N2 s  b7 B% ?+ r' ?7 |+ CA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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# m% d$ |( R! d# IQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
" L# s( c; Z" s+ n, T! @9 T) OA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
3 ]0 H6 o% E) N$ ~1 F! ?6 jA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

" y$ R# L9 R, e$ E4 D4 }1 |Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
4 C( ?$ p3 ?- @/ S& n" nA: The color.
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9 P: w6 u' f7 x, m! _( L' o2 uQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

  L8 K2 l; K5 W/ P& l; I$ MQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
  R8 m/ D9 e) b% f' k( `A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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