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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 8 Q- D4 k6 z2 Q& o5 r8 j, @# }* {. F
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? " X( X4 B' }( W3 V
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. 4 y) i" [& u* |: Q. A
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 9 {, P& b2 B8 x. f$ ]& V
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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1 ]& r2 A9 G! w+ `Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
( c0 b4 h, K/ g7 NA: Your car. 6 K. }1 \* R/ \ ?# V0 k4 v
# @- I# }. Y* V* ^Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? ) Y# d" j% `% y! \$ d3 b: r7 W
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
: B- d) d0 y- ~+ c- bA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? " e& b9 X" w6 X. U, l* J
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
( `& B% @1 ^- r+ j9 j+ ^, YA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 4 P5 H; G6 u2 t+ x! R. O5 f& S; v) |
- b2 A: |1 v. h/ l: |/ A! sQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? # |, ?# \2 B4 s5 R
A: The color. . M( c3 c* r# m. p$ i# D
/ E; \2 Y4 \) p& k0 J" L: pQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? / Z& [6 Q+ ~5 U4 I {
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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# w0 t1 r' f; h+ d& rQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? / G7 _' J' U9 i; [9 Y7 `
A: Carry loaded weapons. , G4 X* T0 h& |; H1 w; [
1 [/ B, q' O+ w9 E0 }0 tQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
4 }5 M5 T/ |5 O4 o' m/ C7 q* i* oA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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