Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
0 X- c# S( X) }  qA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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3 `# ~6 {: `$ U: f& P# a5 [Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
2 `2 M: n) Q# U1 eA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
* q/ P( O5 B. P! O, E8 F/ v& C8 c8 CA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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' U: R, I* V+ D8 n9 QQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
( K2 X# N8 M$ o3 {& a8 Y+ aA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
8 t- l7 h) s/ D" i! d! \A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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, F/ o$ m/ u2 P, u; u+ {- AQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
% q" T0 O4 _4 {1 pA: Carry loaded weapons.
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7 y/ V  ^. i( C/ r( [& GQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
" e' s$ y( g3 i3 M& pA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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