Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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! U, k0 {% V  k5 E. ]% @Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
3 p& P. O$ `2 A% [  _A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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4 o; V/ i$ G; o' RQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
# w) e' N: m" p0 R* |# {A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

( e( ~, G& A! q% P$ XQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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8 M0 K* O6 p) h3 E# bQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
2 K. m" A8 G- {$ K) r6 bA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
4 N, t  q$ [9 _A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

- _6 U3 c; y5 SQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
4 A! N" Z2 k! R6 kA: The color.

7 Z) H3 r5 [, d; c! y3 T! ^- p+ DQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
4 U/ i2 K' O3 C: q0 b; Z0 B0 x6 j- VA: Heavy psychedelics.
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8 r' T9 u% p" X3 A3 {Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
% z- J' ~- x0 ~: Y5 NA: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
! g$ i$ l0 s1 D% o+ d: HA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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