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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? ' d- v; {$ a3 F" l7 n) }/ a
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. + A S- D" H5 K2 O4 L2 w' I" T
& f( `8 K/ `8 C6 V, IQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 7 @! h9 B, y( P' i; [$ v8 t* I
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 3 V3 P. a9 F" o# o5 d8 P
7 z: V1 S& R$ N& f- l0 vQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? * ]! q- V" D1 m: R( V& t
A: Your car.
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+ w: n0 c, O* b3 A oQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
# h- P# [8 y* [& Q& gA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 8 p3 [8 x# h1 S# N
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 8 i7 G5 a+ y, N& ?8 v1 x
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
# s, q5 G2 o9 vA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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! d/ L0 _' M" u4 @Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? + y: L9 g. c& G' L, K2 n' S: w D; s
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
, }9 A0 u/ H; @# B% E5 _A: The color. ; i. u$ V. l" \' m
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
& X2 n/ y4 U$ R3 n9 l6 S# Q+ oA: Heavy psychedelics.
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& v, g- p5 g" @! K4 {3 e6 JQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
% M* U5 R4 f/ F* r( n9 sA: Carry loaded weapons. 9 a- v9 ~5 ~6 p4 j
( @; K2 i- ] f% F$ F2 UQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
4 u r$ q/ Y, Z, aA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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