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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. ( ~' m, D% A+ i! \
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 7 M& z2 G5 A/ C
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. 9 O( ?/ w! k$ ~

( R9 ]# Q3 u+ c% M# J. CQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? ! j, }9 H4 h4 K; O' `
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." ! a. Q9 ~! _, H8 N! e& f

4 B! w  P+ }3 P3 q) JQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
6 N( H9 d; w" c& M' G; Y" dA: Your car.
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7 \9 @" m% w4 K4 k  BQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
: u: ?" ^6 z; J3 G1 [A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
& W4 u$ W7 E# v+ ^A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 8 U* X% X5 I2 G; J8 z9 R2 |

' k2 G+ R# h3 P+ D) @1 qQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
7 s7 A% ^, b8 T5 h. aA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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# c1 @$ i1 h/ z4 qQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
1 O# n6 Q" W: {2 IA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. * g# G: C8 C& E0 F9 r

) J4 A) a. q5 X# \( ]: v; vQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
6 i9 k+ B, ?+ ZA: The color. " W; U  U, Z" A3 G& y
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? : n, F7 K  l% p( U) I* K
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? - ^. f$ @/ E1 b0 Q  g
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 7 a" L1 W  ]% o: g8 t! P. N; N
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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