Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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( `/ ]( v  Z% }+ ^6 x* |Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
! u1 U, j! W1 J4 n  D5 ?& [: G8 PA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

& e  ^& e% ^1 ]# B+ {7 ^Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

* U+ U5 q; G5 H- nQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
/ H  N* t/ S: \3 A3 ~$ dA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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* f  J+ D* n2 W# wQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

2 H& S& X/ s7 JQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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. y/ Y) V. m) w# m# ]( N; |' @Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
* d: a, @& z1 T/ kA: Heavy psychedelics.

: H& Y1 q" m! @1 b2 m: ~) tQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
1 Q% W4 M! c& o7 X; LA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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