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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
2 ~4 Q5 c* ?, n$ c, i; qA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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, F7 G; c# f" ~! O# H! \! KQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
" V. s: ~( A. p7 E0 YA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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3 b; g7 W+ b; w+ Z4 r7 ^Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? - d* B" q. c- f0 N& X* c
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? - e% {4 O1 y) O; G& M
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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n; M! B: y9 Z1 i$ i0 S) `Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? % A: @5 Q. c+ ?! x: x7 b
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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: c2 q* r/ g% X% f! K4 zQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 7 x; J! g+ N& X. B0 j# q
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. % y# [2 u0 ?+ o
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? ! A4 O# _: Q3 K) {7 P* Q$ {
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 4 X; @) u# ] s# `# C% O2 d
0 Q* C: z" J, P- a+ YQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? - Y$ ~+ i/ c/ _$ q8 c
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 8 D6 |, i& A. e7 Q
A: Heavy psychedelics. - L/ r% b/ u( Z* X8 j
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
" C6 [) w9 ?/ `0 |A: Carry loaded weapons. 7 S! q1 X. M) y+ n
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? / w) Q# v: }, b1 q* _* b
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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