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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. . R/ |/ O+ X  p+ |  x* Y9 ^

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A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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/ _6 R# \) T& U+ _+ P& g  gQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? * h) ]: I4 A# b
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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0 c7 d/ t+ o# M+ `3 jQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
: `4 b) N" P# B, o  |0 Z7 u4 PA: Your car. " b1 J+ P$ u9 n$ X2 z

" j( b8 |- r. K4 XQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 1 y- D$ W  j8 s( n
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 6 V/ \1 ~  m: O- ?" |
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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3 p7 Y9 o( e7 x* l1 F) nQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 3 \6 y: ]8 q/ p  [- A( Z# o
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? & P9 \( E# Z" y, ?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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6 M; W! D$ l5 U8 i. }# g4 B5 b$ ZQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 3 q9 A# h* i# G8 S8 I' d7 }, \
A: The color. 3 B/ J" t( M& u$ v3 G% d: B5 o

( F8 J1 W& j/ t6 cQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 1 G- d& P+ ~" d' Y
A: Heavy psychedelics. 3 U2 ^: z$ F2 E
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
; ]8 o& D/ W  `/ Y* ~1 q7 IA: Carry loaded weapons. $ A7 \4 ~2 e( Y" }
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
0 J! H) x7 E+ C7 o6 N7 ^A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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