Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

, c; ~9 c: f9 A7 G+ RQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
! a3 A7 u/ |! j5 s$ NA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

2 R/ ]' R/ s: QQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
0 i% z, d  {9 z( J9 L4 W! MA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

2 F/ p  P7 P# i* `' ~Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
3 J, I! S. n, n, @+ v; BA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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9 ?' f$ ?5 z' h- m9 D' Q4 CQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
) v2 Y$ H9 M% ~4 _9 fA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
; T  G5 z7 c) E2 `2 SA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

* |: ~  e6 g1 x! HQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
; a6 ^; o" m3 c. }2 I/ GA: The color.
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. d$ _5 _, D: l/ X, `# ^) XQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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4 f6 M/ \) V! M7 o7 ~Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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