Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

* J1 E* S# A* u5 KQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
$ q6 F" g; A, F) y- ~8 i0 fA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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/ K9 F; q- Q7 p9 g' y3 U& V+ dQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
+ x0 ?  F$ `* T" S, r+ e1 V/ {A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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6 c; C# v5 R0 @  v# @Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

' K' }5 T4 N) j# [7 NQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

4 o" [0 n; u6 O, zQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
  G1 v" ~8 k$ U' _" }8 V. LA: The color.
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" o9 W' |1 j  }- }9 x: m$ c" dQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
* {; q6 a; @9 E  T7 b9 dA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
. A6 G5 s3 u& m6 S  OA: Carry loaded weapons.

5 h8 J- o" Y: |; Z4 YQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
! Z1 z& l( Z/ E$ ^A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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