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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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" q/ D& ]- j: S1 m, b4 D: R* aQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 3 `0 @% m: g% D) R; t; z; d
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. : c6 b, y# w) U+ W; n% i! a/ C
+ N8 x7 M$ l! N- F5 JQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? + ~- L, L3 J S/ A( X! n9 e7 Q
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." + }0 S7 t3 p$ i, ~4 N
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 5 t5 J& v# m/ v: s
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. % d2 z c8 i' k8 @
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? x9 o: X6 ^+ i& A% r! a6 q
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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& ~* |0 a# o/ L1 d" ]* R' R# qQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
K. l3 N+ c9 L6 c4 ^A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 8 m+ V p% H1 N: H; d" w# s
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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) @. ^6 X% x2 `Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? + s2 a: E4 Y1 k( ]1 l) `
A: The color. 4 g0 H) a+ L- x* I5 X
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? ! |) ]+ ?/ u! H+ E
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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+ B" F% J ?% EQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
' [: i1 E/ P( Z$ `1 t/ [+ fA: Carry loaded weapons. ) z1 @3 v/ o& r4 F3 ~" t+ }
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
% ~! A$ [$ N2 O( g1 X" dA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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