Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
9 M0 ^- |. d- {" RA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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: L' _. B$ d4 rQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
0 o. E8 c: }' f0 h* b8 p4 C6 t& FA: Your car.
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( h' b8 f5 Z! v4 ~/ g1 ]8 W- ]Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

9 M- f0 r$ [' |Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

5 M1 ], S5 i; _( D" a4 s- ZQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
4 O) |% q! q2 ]3 z5 H$ [A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

6 z2 _' W) x7 N! NQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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