Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
% h( w5 ^6 z% u! q- h* u! TA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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! A& E- x" {0 {Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
1 T! }. Y2 s2 k, _8 V! X8 @A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

4 U6 M  y, V0 `4 C) `$ _# B: jQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
! H9 {5 T, w" OA: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
. J: c* S( w1 c$ BA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

, u9 z* H# B0 b1 s  YQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
4 j8 }, u+ Y  E0 H; BA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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0 w) D/ e+ K6 t+ @* p! wQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
, a  j/ u  P9 v! uA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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% i3 D! Y9 A% m* x  W2 uQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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8 P$ w/ R: g. k* C- [& K* YQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

3 c; K, E- r; O! _  H$ `- eQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
5 l4 E7 o, C- }' @3 w# l/ C1 fA: Heavy psychedelics.
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; C- X/ L7 I/ o" d& y1 @/ _Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
7 M* X/ U0 W0 h# C' K1 O  ~* FA: Carry loaded weapons.
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, ~9 [8 g8 k/ y, A* g2 r4 FQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
. G# s0 h: C! D" l/ Q7 u  S" UA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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