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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. . C: R; o& n6 c9 K* M
2 n. L+ H; C+ Y8 u6 K# j2 \Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
% w4 _4 l0 F5 p* s2 `" v) s- _0 QA: What for? He can't see my license plate. 0 ^! M: V- {6 w4 f
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
9 ^. @9 C$ Z- o& CA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 8 i- x0 J+ j: c7 ?1 E5 k
' i' l5 F# ]5 Y, N+ j: e+ P- w$ ^9 @Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
, W9 M( i. j$ I5 M+ k. ?& QA: Your car. ' I/ c7 T) Q+ A7 d0 ]5 V5 ~8 \
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
+ h( m h$ J, z: n& |A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? ' r$ L/ a4 E# a" g2 z
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
g Q: S: F& o! KA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. ; |7 V9 z. L# v* Z/ z
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
8 ?8 g' C7 D f! a, u; k3 Q9 R" cA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? # I- i. ?5 f* y& {' L8 n- w" h
A: The color. 1 ~: z+ `$ T3 @8 J* p1 _" w
0 U% O% [: n4 ?5 xQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
% ^; M, l7 d0 K. s7 k$ kA: Heavy psychedelics. * G2 T* o: C% T, B; E" z
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
9 {( H' B9 V3 }4 s) P, p! AA: Carry loaded weapons. 9 a4 I/ \$ _/ p* j- d+ `
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
$ o+ i, H) ? N1 u, QA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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