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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
/ l) {3 h- T+ @3 p* t# e; a- E% TA: What for? He can't see my license plate. , k0 b: w" ^* g) t9 W
2 M) ?/ m% ^; F0 PQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
2 S# K; b, S( Z7 dA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? , ]9 \% @- Q& q$ [9 s1 x7 w$ C: S6 Z
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
1 ^0 |7 ^+ l! N" y) nA: Be too drunk to find your keys. * b0 i( n1 p" _. E( E9 S `: l
; q! \ m3 w- B9 oQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
- u8 \3 L8 z& B ?' C* ~A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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% ]+ O# p+ C0 E2 K7 }4 @Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
. m, H1 g) l$ Y) Y$ i) r' JA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 3 ^$ C! p! }1 ]" s5 v
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
; p* `8 r6 d" KA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. ( n, d" {" M8 g8 v5 R( L7 y' z
; F2 r! Y! D; }# k9 kQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 8 D' {) @7 A- m, \$ R
A: The color.
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7 s- F g5 k4 FQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
: R. n3 A" N9 U/ O0 _/ h; yA: Heavy psychedelics.
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0 v1 n! w( p0 x- n0 ~' EQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
; ?" h3 Q- G5 S. c2 u0 ~. HA: Carry loaded weapons. 1 a4 r: J8 D7 d1 Z! ? ~, p* I7 v
: l$ u2 W) r1 i+ }Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
" q6 }4 |) r: ^& j7 |A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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