Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
6 r, T: ?2 R0 z8 `# CA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
8 [' m; E4 f/ M  ^# D1 E2 H" \% d! HA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

1 l. s, T; p( ]8 D6 E! UQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
$ P) c' x. d" G7 oA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
8 F# v5 X; [/ Z% A4 n! p; HA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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2 |' `6 k5 G+ a9 e, PQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

& m. L) I' i) _- aQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
) B# x7 T; ^0 p% uA: Carry loaded weapons.
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8 C/ z% Q% u! A" XQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
9 b1 e+ g9 j- d( JA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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