Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

2 g# S3 \5 ^: _6 AQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
" i; @6 ~5 c* \% S' g/ YA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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- R$ p% R6 T4 {Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
/ n& z+ b) q/ h9 AA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

; I: E% ?# f3 j" {; jQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
6 m& j. n. ]) n2 r- R8 T8 }  fA: The color.

! M! c% D  W& u+ zQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
, o* M4 V* y$ q4 IA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
( L& P- O. Q) k4 Y: M& p' ZA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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