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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. / `: G ^) u. [2 g4 c9 K6 X
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
% K) {, y6 F+ q) Z) RA: What for? He can't see my license plate. % Y. E6 Y6 T' W( S
) I) ^9 x6 c% m& MQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
7 p5 E7 o( |7 b8 N( ~* nA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." : l% a2 |$ d$ d8 q* e
8 e/ x; \7 g2 D1 ~1 `6 b5 KQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? ( d0 K$ m4 P- x. ^! l/ O! Y* u- Y
A: Your car.
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! d; p7 P% \6 h& P& [9 v% uQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 7 w) r1 Q, z$ ~) R9 N9 {
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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4 b1 W2 B9 G; T3 A* p) k' O1 lQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? + s# z/ K7 d% Q; q; Q& j( K0 n
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. " a: G5 Y8 e) ]' E& @7 e
5 L7 C h/ e7 |8 p/ R5 mQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
2 k1 U3 W f( t( i1 kA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. ! t/ w7 P& H/ o* ]5 K& j
% ^9 S" R/ g {. a3 zQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 3 J# \5 O" [/ Y% v
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 0 X4 S0 u! U2 B) p0 _
' L6 n. ?- o9 AQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 7 S7 b; I7 E. v. a8 y
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
& h3 x. h+ |2 z, H! w& B/ IA: Heavy psychedelics. $ d5 ?/ t8 b; R6 S3 \1 f
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
2 w7 P9 v6 I. C; c! O) b* UA: Carry loaded weapons. " V# T3 z9 f$ W L) Q# k
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 5 V |: L% B0 @& ~- ^. L; f
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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