Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
5 Y1 @, M* x0 @6 [# xA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

: Q2 n3 J/ S/ J9 G3 DQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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3 N( @; y- E" E5 tQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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1 ~4 K0 y0 V% _0 }3 H' Y: o7 v4 VQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

' P5 k' b6 a- K3 |" WQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
2 z7 O- Q4 k* l6 GA: Heavy psychedelics.
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* C+ T* R* `" M3 tQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
1 i4 w1 I' ?' U' C4 KA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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