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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
, c. T. d* s2 J7 K: e* j# @A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
# Q$ T7 P5 i# ?A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 6 Q5 d: H" Z+ d7 ]) v& |! [5 x% m
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? # A+ i- d0 Z+ O* k
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. 3 A3 j( x4 U1 Q7 ?7 g
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? ) D( y3 \& J; i1 |* K' l: d1 G" U
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. ) }7 @7 z2 h# A
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
+ G# l" ` f6 T& \A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 7 S% O# S) p5 H0 H+ {5 `
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. * A# M& A; Y, a6 C$ r4 {/ o
5 P1 P" F0 {9 X1 d5 P2 Z4 wQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 0 z8 Q+ b7 u: ?8 z" e( Y4 H
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 6 Z$ ~: H( f, f/ D0 }* b5 I* Y
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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) U) L' H" W$ {9 }: r& i" V1 `Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
& _# I4 Q* ]* v6 Q! q/ @A: Carry loaded weapons. . |) z! ]& N$ P' ?) }* U' b
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
% K' d6 I, _3 k9 K( `A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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