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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. ; L& h! n7 u- l: r
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
) _* v' t. M/ b/ q$ q- DA: What for? He can't see my license plate. & D4 ?; Q9 U: W  c& {" m' w7 W

: ~$ L1 G) y6 ]: j7 u' ]1 Q% U9 m$ sQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? & {: F1 q" I* }9 N5 X- r3 s  \
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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# e/ u# @- N3 ]/ v# oQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? % n% W7 W" g; n2 {5 L
A: Your car.
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' U" W! N2 q9 ^& y  K  wQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
' f% V, O. R5 Y$ b4 Q! D: dA: Be too drunk to find your keys. , _; e* B3 y; T
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
, P, U! Z: \- j  [A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. . n" I! f& c' ~

/ r% u' m9 Y0 g8 OQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
: i; i' m. o7 p2 W$ w: K5 a9 ^7 kA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. ; \; }# H; h" o2 {  a  P! z1 K

) ]4 D7 O) D3 D- YQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? + S( g3 Q1 B8 ?8 f/ D
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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  F$ s; m3 s6 O! X0 @9 @Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
- A" b, C1 E: R* }7 ]  l! DA: The color.
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1 j: Y# I- u! J5 T/ S- M' eQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
; n9 ]. Q& y+ {* v8 z1 MA: Heavy psychedelics.   P8 Q: v2 n1 \
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
' \4 ~8 ?9 S4 K; g7 s( PA: Carry loaded weapons. 5 Q3 R6 [( u6 U% j9 H5 W. g' N
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? " I6 A/ z) b4 ~
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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