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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. - N& s( G  B. `6 t6 @' X2 I: C

  i) L1 x7 N; B1 o$ V) YQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 9 D1 O$ T3 q/ I) z
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. . B0 x, @# |) N% ?8 M7 L  q! g3 e

  Z2 e2 F, ^% mQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? # Y2 H4 H  N, b8 ^* w9 g
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." - z/ v& h1 |5 N7 c( ?; T

8 J0 n; }, {5 u, i& P& x* y8 HQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
5 W# j' n3 j# I# P3 IA: Your car.
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3 r' R1 I1 c$ {" Z  u& QQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
$ g- d: ?& o5 @# s. Z5 bA: Be too drunk to find your keys. ; l! c. o9 g6 P; ~+ S6 S' ^3 Y
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? ; \0 Q) @* D6 F# T+ n4 @' l7 y8 a
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 9 }# l' T# M  L( b

; p  t% n- K/ l9 S, a+ ~# oQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? ! n5 t' Z& h& P% U1 [/ |
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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# c$ g3 L) i, O% O9 b6 s( y6 IQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
- B$ M, h! p; X7 zA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 2 g0 l3 x3 y! W- ]4 A
A: The color. ) y8 F" v: S6 y1 f& z

! X5 Y  ]8 U  l5 K  \; `Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 6 x2 Q- F; `4 B
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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) Q9 |) Z1 a+ s, S2 oQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? & M& T, o- H7 u5 N
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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: e# F5 s  T; f& NQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 3 D* a" V& w) A
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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