Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

. ]7 T. J7 N$ r! g" D4 `( }# bQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
: [2 q5 Q4 @" _! V3 Y7 h* XA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

; k; [( d8 `. `; J2 ~4 GQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
0 @2 J; \2 D( o: LA: Your car.

0 Z8 P( o& p0 A* W) W* jQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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' B1 A6 M  Y: F8 v- vQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
8 D; B- K( e. E: a5 MA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

1 A- s- ~% W+ ~* b. ZQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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' l! _+ I0 z0 C1 T8 U! jQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
: X' D2 a, B" o: L. J  P; PA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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