Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

7 B" |" M7 c0 g* GQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
* [) ]; |6 s: aA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

: v9 r% @( |; y5 L( V( X. YQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

0 ]8 f7 d8 }6 q# cQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
- Q! U3 o: |$ @! V8 G, n% lA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

5 D# j9 \' c4 TQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
' m+ s# I4 R3 D6 i+ q; HA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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5 K, X# V: p6 |Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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