Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
1 T5 g- P8 R! M/ DA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
; b: _9 Z  [  N& G1 fA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
  {' j  b: S# J0 QA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
9 ?. m) ~0 A8 p* J7 d# G3 u7 ~/ H' cA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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* x% Z6 O" o6 s9 q0 qQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
$ ~( v9 o1 k, u8 C) N% \9 I" UA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
* _7 i8 z4 t$ F8 ZA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
* ^; P! y/ V8 Q/ r7 m( t4 l* RA: The color.
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" g7 u, o" V9 v3 b9 w1 fQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
. a7 ^9 d) a8 C  f; o* gA: Heavy psychedelics.
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% l/ E% W! F+ a8 uQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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! x% n1 g! g: ?7 h7 a! ]! BQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
+ G9 l# H/ ^+ v! W* F, _+ SA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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