Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
, w, G5 m. S* [9 U% e: Z( E: qA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

5 d  l2 s# i) J% c6 q+ dQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
  d- S$ [5 c; cA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
5 ~, P) [: w7 ~A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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7 s6 b6 S2 J, N: E% I) wQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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3 ^0 {) |3 J, WQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
4 }1 I# ?# f6 q9 G- x: CA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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3 L0 B" P; x- m1 v  g3 vQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
: m4 _0 D& f6 w, kA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
. X" ?* O0 T' D! nA: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
. g+ @; L' X4 k  l, g" x( V! B) bA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
4 k" Q) b0 V  [3 v: UA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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