Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

, k+ C# s$ o8 k/ A0 z5 s, \Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
: B& `& h, b, U/ P3 p5 S% fA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

* u& _& T7 M/ A5 c! LQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

( X1 M% c+ c8 D: @1 @" S" E) tQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
( b: B# _4 ~4 ~& ?, U4 R" c0 {A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
! y0 a( r7 \& E/ PA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
7 W7 {! q, @! H; a: E/ l3 v* `A: The color.
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5 R$ ~1 Q& z) jQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

. m- s1 j" C- b2 [! }( ?7 {Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
6 @8 V. }) |- n$ z9 ^* A! P2 gA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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