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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? ' \- @7 Z6 z# R" l+ R; \
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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9 B' h: G) B. i+ f/ AQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
! E: k% A; t/ I' x) M- L1 a: ?/ [A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." & R8 r8 r7 i/ n
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
4 g, ]7 `1 c0 B4 }1 d) rA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? : w J- m1 o" ]9 ]2 C4 f
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 5 N' E& z+ Y7 F: | T5 W; y5 g
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 5 |9 b2 W8 D) O* Y. b. }
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. " D6 p) f0 u9 S7 \0 s& l3 p+ F
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? ; z" N7 f% G5 M$ C
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 1 }+ c: Q8 U) T6 ] p
A: The color. 0 @3 l3 K8 m( m2 _ g; s" Z
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
* A; N3 D- X: Y& y p# KA: Heavy psychedelics. * Z0 T0 }$ E1 J0 [$ L, i4 ~0 b
3 ?. H+ E J/ {" j, ]Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? # {% i' y5 t4 h4 Y: Z' o" A' d& U
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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! ]0 N( k+ l' T' ]6 g4 Z! MQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? ) D# E( P+ f6 B6 e) N& L" z
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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