Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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3 b) k3 V! L: j; e! gQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
2 t+ X# R' @& s1 p: XA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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  a" p* C: `# m9 G9 MQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
7 l7 |) G6 B9 ^, V' a6 p1 d2 S( H# l) rA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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8 }+ M: ^' N8 k8 Y: [5 OQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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: ^9 a& e! V$ YQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

( a- v+ q- B( v. E6 _Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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