Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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0 n: i6 W0 B+ _) rQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
! N/ o! F4 z) R( G1 h: {A: Your car.

+ f% s6 Y; |. q" ~- v$ K, j! QQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
, r3 M! X1 L' `* N- F# JA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

! n/ U- Z% m! ~* u. o+ BQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
' L( m, }' S6 h7 I- MA: Carry loaded weapons.

& `- D' j' ~3 V+ L% k( S3 KQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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