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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 9 b: }, L# f5 l% T3 c: l' ~6 j, P
6 G5 H6 y8 G# Q- ~7 m$ mQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 5 ?' d6 _' ~. y5 e+ X+ j, P
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
% u% f( e; O$ g/ L( yA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." : v' K% e4 I( y! T; F9 s
: T4 s! E4 V' `' SQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? : V2 o7 K! }# j1 u
A: Your car. 0 s, E* s! T, o6 \! e
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
9 O% Q. r/ v( g" K2 }- t1 R3 ?A: Be too drunk to find your keys. . ?: e! v2 M; J3 o
; ]5 k# l9 q0 U5 ~+ Y9 W& DQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
4 t# M1 t3 N8 ^2 xA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? . z3 h! [: J; F
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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# U3 C [4 F$ k1 \% _' X/ dQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
# g: e3 C. n" K. J7 FA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. ! V+ d& J) ]/ n2 b0 L! I5 k% S
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? # k( J- Q* C0 x2 _7 c
A: The color. % a% u% E+ T; G8 ^. Z
, p2 n8 A; A) \9 WQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? . |8 S) u# f( e$ f" w3 l0 ~
A: Heavy psychedelics. $ x: ~9 ? R' i+ n {$ _
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? # X4 [7 p% a, b6 G5 j
A: Carry loaded weapons. 9 s# M6 |) p0 A/ ^9 P
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
0 {6 k& R6 s+ v, \6 d. _+ HA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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