Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
7 D4 T+ r; l" W  Y& {9 @0 DA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

( a) d. L* _( j; I- b& T% SQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
7 {2 @+ {& D; nA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

7 _3 D1 ~+ c% X5 kQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
* Z$ x7 t8 f5 P/ Z  ^. ]6 @1 tA: Your car.
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+ t. E2 b1 G/ b( Y1 z! V% yQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
% ^% t& k' ?6 X  K8 s  rA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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1 v7 O/ Y% j7 d; f/ B, M9 j$ fQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

+ q% ?% Z; T6 [; w9 w; o7 yQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
0 J- `, Q: t# C& S/ ?5 F" oA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

! p+ q/ Y0 ~! n- E' {  nQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
2 G$ e! e  h) TA: The color.
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7 Z; {' X8 K4 D. jQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
7 w+ b9 T+ q) W$ V( h' B) dA: Heavy psychedelics.

% _9 i( |6 ^) y$ t, L& aQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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" V1 d- M+ q! x/ A' Z* rQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
: z* S0 Q" x) M; c- Y* M4 ~A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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