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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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+ v: ?9 F% G2 ?" i& t4 D' hQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
" m6 q1 o* ~- w8 b2 s5 I+ R# _. C- GA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
9 W" ~( N9 c# XA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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# q; w8 j# j8 u7 H& _. U$ r3 hQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
; d; I: q& e1 E4 `# B$ V. m2 E# o; OA: Your car. $ X7 N8 S5 o' Z9 _) P
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? - m( Q9 p& J7 g$ b6 q7 O
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. 7 P. b. v' M' o0 X* ~( w
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? & {; c" A$ t/ g( ]
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? / }4 U! b: U8 H# s
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? - b0 z B( f- |' Y' p+ ?- K/ D7 P
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. ' o4 i9 Q( e4 }( q. }" G% A1 V, b+ S+ y
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? " w6 Q: M4 f) B& b# s4 I
A: The color.
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N3 i( o; F7 a# XQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
2 W l( \- [* q; T2 HA: Heavy psychedelics.
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: j+ {# M; n: x! M8 O- hQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 6 P1 A% L4 H: p. z. w
A: Carry loaded weapons. , @. @* D# A! e8 x, E
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
: ~' S8 w( o9 HA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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