Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

' Z) Y' g) J0 u" K5 HQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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1 M1 x$ G) L* C1 jQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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% K5 o$ T+ j$ ~5 VQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
3 |$ I$ I( [( I7 DA: Your car.
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1 O  p! r7 V; q8 ?) M" ?0 nQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
( s  S' C0 m1 B: v" v/ ~A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

' ?5 q1 d  A% bQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
1 Y" b9 ?7 f' ^. R$ [, SA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
% y! _! b8 ?! ~1 OA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
. d' i, U: H2 h0 X! r' x- iA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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% H* k! ]3 N- j' x* J* M6 s( o0 xQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
( N# y8 p8 J: O$ Z% YA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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