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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
8 t4 D: p1 ^, M, ?; ]8 ZA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
3 b' V$ r2 y2 u5 }# b2 dA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 3 d. h8 M* y( H, H( j
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? 5 f# v; Z+ J5 @, H( v4 ~
A: Your car.
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5 p0 h3 Q% S/ ?0 d: B3 @& J' H4 i8 hQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 1 Z& ~7 {8 D9 {% X- ~
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 3 q3 X3 u/ p! s' p& A
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. ) `7 v, u6 ]# H* F' C; o B
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
# Z) F: X1 s. {- wA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. # E: {( Q) T& | ^1 E
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
: H7 Y; n0 K7 a7 |A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 0 y4 r7 P. s' X6 R: K
A: The color. % ?6 N0 O0 R7 b+ d/ O% `
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 5 `9 L7 G7 z. E. _# h7 O4 K
A: Heavy psychedelics. / S2 q) D1 E2 r) ]! s+ ~; T
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
/ q$ Y8 W) Q- {$ YA: Carry loaded weapons.
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( l5 b* A9 h+ W# d+ [9 MQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? % F# H. k8 R$ P
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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