Driving Test

没心没肺

The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
( m: T" f  \) Z# h' w0 A; f
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
2 i  N. v% X, @! NA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
/ [1 q* j: d! s# U* C* h' @2 n6 T5 m
4 O' K" M9 [& y% R8 BQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
" A. s; l+ S$ H2 n: D: Y
) Z* J- w$ U+ YQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
, G: s  |/ W$ W, c; p
) N4 j2 H& [8 L  ~" Y7 h1 CQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
9 Y1 X* \7 {, QA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
7 |9 ~. k( t( K# r
' d- s+ l& z7 E0 G* o! L% i# ^Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
; i: D& [) w7 N% h0 _
1 ]4 S+ l$ e0 W/ g& P. GQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
: H5 {* X& t- r" k/ A
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

; d6 V8 n5 j3 uQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
4 F; x6 y4 u! g: p2 S$ U2 y1 v. z
Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
9 C, n& K' ]% ^8 ?! W7 Z; }
Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
! x: \' g4 Z9 @2 D& ~A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

瓦窑