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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. & @9 m7 O% c( b% h
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? - y& b7 ` m$ F+ O0 K
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. 7 L4 n, |+ M9 v7 r) G
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
0 V+ q b8 C2 CA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 5 D+ y0 S9 L) ~9 l' h+ V
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? 4 O, ?4 U# ~% \# b: M. t$ @# W
A: Your car. 0 W& z1 L$ e8 b7 y$ h: x8 m
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
) }" z6 q# A" f0 X, bA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 9 N# v' S" o1 {7 X
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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7 o4 Y8 N! h5 |9 @Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? / Q B/ U8 l/ y( w
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. [: O1 B& P3 Y6 p4 I* Y
$ G# {3 y8 e- `/ lQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 2 L; I0 y. L$ \. C/ i i2 j6 R. D
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. r4 _& i/ o# Q' J2 n: q& L( m
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
& j, Y3 {1 N& lA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
, c2 J0 w( R. fA: Heavy psychedelics. ; A( C3 w- U' M8 m' Q# e3 s
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? " W4 e- J I. c
A: Carry loaded weapons. ) x( f$ ~2 o* L d r
5 A( w% }4 a2 L& i; z7 \7 l7 mQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? ) c* Q C3 P* O5 e& ]: q
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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