Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

$ Z: k$ K& F4 H8 J& xQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
  [  `  i; A* l. R) c  f6 {A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
9 C+ U! y5 ~& d* ?4 d5 ]+ \7 r  HA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
4 o. a% D8 f; j% jA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

  N: w, w3 w( {- `4 S2 \% F# x5 qQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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7 R' W% L$ F1 w; `0 p& h" x7 ]Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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2 ^6 e; K6 @% QQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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$ }% l) n* m6 B; A- [Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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