Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
1 L1 r; A4 ]& P2 j- DA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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; @  F- g; f7 k$ @Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

6 U1 _" v* G% a% q2 q( IQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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0 ~* u4 p# k6 F" x, GQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
9 r+ a+ ?/ O3 g4 JA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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, d4 ?9 @7 y; N5 W  l% eQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

: x; ]% ]- R" {" `Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
% Q  A5 O  K& }6 _3 Q  |A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
3 {) k/ E% |: Z( y4 x. t9 N# pA: Carry loaded weapons.

" @% A0 {" {* P6 k; q% V; IQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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