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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. w! s& F3 V' h4 D' A
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? % `" l! W9 a3 q: J8 `0 j
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. : t: |$ V o2 a, t% U2 {( R
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? - D2 O% a0 X; v
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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0 n: i6 W0 B+ _) rQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
! N/ o! F4 z) R( G1 h: {A: Your car. 5 z% L3 c% W/ d
+ f% s6 Y; |. q" ~- v$ K, j! QQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? ' _* G- M( `- c2 i8 F0 ?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. ; u/ s" P6 V& K. k& i! x
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
, r3 M! X1 L' `* N- F# JA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. # U7 c4 T1 ], n6 s
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? " R5 `$ K) l) t, L; S
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 0 R2 c l7 m* ?& x0 d/ T. [
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? / \; X% Z- z* P9 J1 H# g
A: The color. , Z$ f/ Q- T6 x# a
! n/ U- Z% m! ~* u. o+ BQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? ( `* _% N( v r9 l9 p+ Q' a3 p
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
' L( m, }' S6 h7 I- MA: Carry loaded weapons. & N; _7 N3 R2 W7 o
& `- D' j' ~3 V+ L% k( S3 KQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? / O8 x& @. [+ q- x
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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