Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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+ T* ]' u- }" ?' l8 n2 Z, Q. WQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
. @  \1 x! u: q6 Q" e8 bA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
( Z0 d' ~% g; A3 P/ FA: Your car.

) Q6 \1 }! P" i- L& `" H0 gQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
1 ?  i  o& ]- n* U% H1 H9 ^A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

7 _; ^; ^3 H( }0 }# yQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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" y3 l  A3 b) u% }& s) B$ P$ l9 mQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
& l$ f! @3 i7 N. B( QA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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9 x4 _# F) B/ `% V; _) R0 ?Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
  m( N" O2 ]9 |, AA: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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