Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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! t0 f+ ~+ E, A, t# `) m& ?Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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6 k2 K8 @% y1 E% {& B" C7 X! J5 aQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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* W5 e7 n* ?" z' W1 o" g) WQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
$ i9 i% ~1 i5 Y0 k7 \A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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$ P! n3 l! l* H: d/ }0 b6 EQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
8 d1 x6 X" u1 L. J, C  E+ tA: The color.
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, l( T2 D/ _& qQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
5 a" }+ z3 M6 q0 w; SA: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

) i3 W3 `$ v1 kQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
- S0 @% I" a6 y' tA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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