Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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) ]6 ?7 \6 V8 ^$ l- ]1 {9 pQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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2 H0 ^8 ?* H* k' l# k# uQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
5 Z. F4 d0 N, }7 x% AA: Your car.

/ F: Q! H9 ]* N. i# v7 c! S+ zQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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* L9 P1 w; w7 ?) g$ p8 \; KQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

. \+ l# L' {6 L+ K- p/ jQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
: K. }. ^) F3 G. lA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

) X5 o5 k7 V; C- N0 rQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

: P4 @" P& _3 P% r( `Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
, T/ a5 Z- g+ D3 lA: Heavy psychedelics.
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8 a0 p' {( I' L$ T( S5 V; o5 FQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
4 f7 W( A. O. J/ yA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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