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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 2 f3 }$ }6 m6 \( S# `3 y n
6 Y+ ~" e* J0 J) WQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? ( |- f' D, Y& {- `( B5 k8 i4 J5 M
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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$ \- p: R. o. m; a# Z2 zQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
9 R1 Z' U3 d, v6 r3 xA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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: v* G+ T' B" N4 q# i7 XQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
( r" _6 m F+ ~: Q' m$ m1 ?A: Your car. # ^! K, \. _- W, {8 F& f
5 Z6 n y( ]' p* x* Y( WQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? $ X7 F K- I V$ m
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. $ b- c5 C) i( {8 b
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? / t8 g, r% t' ^& L
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. # ]( c3 d. j/ \8 R5 A! h2 |
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
/ ?$ n( V/ o7 H' J) h$ e" sA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
$ c1 l) F# ~# ~; G1 D/ \A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. % V. V: B" X; b$ u1 m0 W Q* w# x
: r i' U6 @3 Z0 QQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 1 g; Q- T. `2 ?, c8 h7 B' x" C
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? . h/ Q! G" n$ R+ J$ W4 [
A: Heavy psychedelics. 2 P9 I8 i2 ^9 P: [/ T
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? ) c) X' H3 y4 L. R4 x5 N
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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$ t+ o( j9 W; _) U dQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
1 \/ W/ C9 `& N. Y5 PA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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