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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
; e8 J% D# j; B4 ?- U5 JA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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/ O% F, l7 ?2 i0 R  i7 F1 d4 CQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 1 f* p# f$ L8 E/ v& O# m4 w
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." + i# \5 ~2 x. R- k, j

  _& c. {  ^+ a: D; [Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? 3 ]" Q7 O4 C& }& M
A: Your car. ; l$ P- B9 `8 }3 n+ |  ]: c
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? ' a. V# r7 P# ]/ g0 |, d5 }
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. ! f! Q5 d5 o0 M0 u. j. j

4 A9 [/ m  r* Z+ Y; o6 X- R2 s7 ~Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? ' E9 f0 @1 G+ C
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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1 I. [# b3 x: UQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
0 v& S: I3 m/ ]A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. - e3 C7 o! i( l( S

# w0 y2 W- e8 G; P( E# wQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
. s1 q  G' N. eA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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2 a; t  |- @8 P" e8 |) {: NQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
5 U3 R; f1 _" iA: The color.
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# i9 O0 w* y6 Y2 D8 c9 ?2 ?; g: ~9 {Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
# l; d- ]! g* H/ s4 k) @A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
6 Y8 g4 m; W. U9 B( ~A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
) l' R! [" \9 @! Y3 rA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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