Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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; r  B' n9 V) w2 }+ e4 ~Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
# A1 j4 \, }" {% q$ jA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

' @' `+ d' \5 e- A& S! bQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
( X; ?$ G( h% F! N( k; ?A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
6 i- `7 D1 ~' N* n# y* [A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
+ Z! i# L; P# f% D; F' H& hA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
4 c2 o4 Z& @& n6 D- rA: The color.

% r" X5 q+ U" w( u# z% F' pQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
- u9 A6 n5 V9 S3 c8 i) BA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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