Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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4 ^' d3 }2 y# v: O# P  TQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
  H! {; J3 c. j8 X0 e& N/ M  H% GA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

" c5 \0 M. f! K( S: b, ^- x) h+ oQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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. R2 a' Q4 o3 TQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

, B' [6 \# j. K( `9 }) y* hQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

7 O6 w8 e5 x' A% \Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
% ]0 ?  |, s8 A, p2 GA: The color.
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0 h. D$ L$ o8 G* {, DQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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