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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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' D' I [" O- w5 g1 g4 HQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? * F2 ]$ a; z( Z0 X6 H
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. 8 B" Y4 e, b; k2 |
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 6 h+ O' z5 a3 o* s" q5 Z
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 9 I7 N# p% Y; w( ]$ J$ w
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? # a$ D, u/ C$ c! T" ]
A: Your car. : ?0 M6 T' A, f R# R; r
# Y2 q8 A$ j+ y9 `+ Y3 }5 ?. |Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? . y* ^% q9 \. D3 I+ x$ G6 A
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? : t: n2 l' N! j8 \
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
, e7 \7 } R: L0 E+ f) o+ C0 `- uA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? " i `- s& U+ I" b- X" r; j, z& m
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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! y9 [+ b* {6 o+ ^: ]Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
& o& P, k) U3 T5 c v8 uA: The color. " d$ r( T ^$ u+ \/ B! w& m
7 a. F: N' y: W6 h9 V; q& E! HQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
1 D$ o3 q% H% i4 yA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
. g( J @; w5 }9 sA: Carry loaded weapons.
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7 k, ?' W) G& @5 j2 tQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
* I: K& a' N. {) Y- q: ~. HA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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