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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. / g% p/ N! L$ D' ^/ g4 H

$ r- Y) y; N, n- e, QQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
& E- W+ e$ y* EA: What for? He can't see my license plate. $ |7 R* q8 G7 Z; S2 Z+ l

: R3 R. J5 l9 b. l3 eQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 2 P4 m- T. J3 q& G
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
! V, |9 ~/ i# R9 H% V0 y7 GA: Your car.
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+ t# ~" C2 c! d. x8 VQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
( A! a7 |, i! w# I. \* @+ dA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
4 D, Q  w( Z! `. l/ j  _, uA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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7 o2 ], f, k0 P/ y: TQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
* I( e& X! f* w! i! A3 C) |; s" TA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 6 K' ]2 [& I, p0 `2 g
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? ! U$ @8 T4 j" t1 A5 A4 {
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. / X, F; P  I2 D( R+ }  Y

# v+ t1 l6 _" U! vQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 4 j7 e3 p+ \. N1 c- Q4 \# R
A: The color.
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6 S& B; M, [7 s+ q$ t/ U. w: K+ k+ \Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
8 G2 ~1 G! c7 E; B9 c4 C) Y* q8 V& NA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
, @, e( z1 N  i9 g: s* sA: Carry loaded weapons.
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& Q4 P/ Z/ Q. L- a  @  a- rQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
7 E# k" S+ h! ?A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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