Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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! A. c/ a1 S. w  S5 d8 bQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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( s% {' |; l4 [  VQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
: I9 `% p( x( S* AA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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" @7 h7 f% }3 G0 O# }' n$ OQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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$ _/ {3 U/ ~5 jQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
7 a) Y1 ~: N7 i/ T4 GA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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6 K' |3 f3 Y7 x# OQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
0 ]  X5 |3 m) H! u$ ~/ ^7 \A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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9 y  H6 ^9 U5 f3 OQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

" K6 }; p& T4 {2 E/ M* N/ L+ BQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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( U* T" Y. b6 b. E) dQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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