Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

7 p* q6 T3 |, H4 d0 `Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

' @2 ]/ ?  i  ]: LQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

: {) J: f4 M1 ]! IQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
5 H. D: E& n6 R& d: R8 w! OA: Your car.

  a* k) D" x. l; F: a$ HQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
8 h$ o! c' H' i; U% J7 d  o" mA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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" [) f1 s; I+ T/ f$ }5 o# b# [Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
  d* D9 g) s# q7 }7 yA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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9 V& T* l6 `. d' r1 V% |Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
% J; i! i( p4 a5 w; F0 nA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
/ a+ G+ z4 }! VA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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# j8 x/ e! Q; ~' Z; uQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
2 L% M, i# B- ]  O  gA: The color.
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2 {  ~5 E# `  [; N" jQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

; p, P9 E. M- f  ^+ Y* {" ^Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
% L6 V4 }# R4 _, j8 X( V) {9 }" WA: Carry loaded weapons.

. L5 m+ f0 {2 l, x3 n2 ?2 ?Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
' \% f& ]3 b4 B/ iA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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