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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. - y ]. ~. d7 s7 u/ h9 `+ m
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
: b( z9 ~' O o. T7 ]' [# v, WA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
; J1 I3 f( [! C( \A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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# r* I3 f4 j5 | b0 U) NQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? # L5 J T; e8 A/ G" C$ i( [
A: Your car. 2 t0 m; ?& r# j# X
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
" v; i5 q4 _. D( {; L6 a. UA: Be too drunk to find your keys. g! ^3 d) G1 ^, C/ m8 ~' S# ^$ L
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? % B5 |, \ W4 D# H% ~
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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: u* T; m4 p$ x" ]1 m# TQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? ( V: l4 X5 @$ O
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 7 P! R* H/ [( N8 E1 b% }
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? / G! k3 Y+ C+ E) e4 |! k6 X
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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( e% x3 K" z! e1 w U- jQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? * l1 X* ?2 j" P
A: The color.
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2 }% I7 g0 v* I8 LQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
* x( [' N& \ I' aA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
/ Y4 S9 W# W; m( YA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
$ _* d" Q7 L& G- ]1 _% k7 F9 \7 B* bA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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