Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

/ r. N8 e" s* W3 @Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
! |6 ]  ^8 I/ o% U8 O, p- AA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

% W; h; }/ k. R8 qQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
# {' j/ `( H' ~  c- }5 O! b! pA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
% o* y+ E! w( m, kA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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' S& _% Q) z9 JQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
" n- i' F/ L) u. oA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

/ S/ M+ E) T, ~9 f8 W& xQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
! H. a% w. g4 LA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
6 N: O6 R* O  ~3 Q9 bA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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