Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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5 R$ \9 l2 ]7 [8 `+ EQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

' V2 r. D. Q& uQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
, B" Z: ^) B, sA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

; u9 W- ]+ l- I! m& c- l# j- s; sQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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3 R1 g6 z; L3 @' a% N+ [( mQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
: d& d1 l- B2 ~5 YA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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  M2 g0 T  R& @2 x6 q+ S: ^Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
1 u1 G( S. v# A$ s. @A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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