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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. * s) Y6 t% W, y- G
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? " O0 Y) k2 h) o0 \2 L- e
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. + e: U8 S; @9 n( P
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 9 \; ]! F+ u' l# Y+ b
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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' d* V% U+ ~/ |! `Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
# m6 t2 }. V+ E. w \4 C' xA: Your car. ; y- | A9 f% D/ M
) y3 u' ]7 }, W3 E" ^9 jQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? + j5 `7 `3 Q0 f: s
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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' v: d% P- X% [/ |Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 1 k8 ]9 H2 b* _3 J. k' o8 M/ i4 q) @
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 3 o! ^! P! t8 y) ^
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? & \, k) p. L5 C' Y7 Q2 C# Q v9 p
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. ; P. B+ ?* ^& z1 ~ m9 l
5 [1 e* J* n6 G, mQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 0 L* x3 X! h6 h: D
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 9 n, O* X1 f3 r& n) Y2 E: E
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? G2 y" Q4 U& @
A: The color. % S& a5 @: S& \
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
; F+ J/ @+ q0 M/ g) UA: Heavy psychedelics. ; z0 ~* h( u% o5 h7 J1 w- m
$ N9 q/ U# \5 Q. o* @& tQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 2 W2 F: b( a1 b- o% _
A: Carry loaded weapons. 7 E1 R( [0 b/ {) w& T; \
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
" A. r0 N$ `5 e' m( \! B; m8 b3 M! ~- }A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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