Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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/ v# b8 [& ^- A! ^: m; OQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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0 M4 H: Y2 ^" S- m1 I+ EQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
* N# x8 f8 _7 X% v  n: }! n+ |( aA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
, _: ~3 N. r- dA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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. q' v1 I: s$ N6 J, JQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
  E' V# u3 {2 o/ f) f0 L  }A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

) R# ]% p% K6 S% YQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

5 _1 q  J/ E$ C* E  `5 k! |- f+ CQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

- W; S  w& q( B% ^Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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