Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

& q+ f. Z4 c+ T, S) ^- X; e& cQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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' u" [4 H& G! x$ PQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

# e) p/ Y- E1 J! FQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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& k, H  ]5 {! E9 VQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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3 U0 k2 k( y* v4 o6 h( L3 y! C  R" pQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
9 ?) j( v  F$ LA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

0 k; ?1 I7 i0 R5 b8 b- MQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
% O; J) P% x' Y; NA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

( V/ V1 X# q5 g2 ^# k" D8 k- X" x# gQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

0 H& x6 n8 L/ bQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
, p# I( ]% z% {" t1 }6 WA: The color.

: P$ _8 o: c8 M$ `" w+ m0 AQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
6 n- |: A4 r0 i# f  D% W5 MA: Heavy psychedelics.

7 X/ O* B( y" @8 hQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
( h; Y9 u3 R% A! }! B- y  PA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
# N2 j# A: Z/ l/ w* i# i3 R+ ?A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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