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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. ) y- r$ {3 [+ h& L
% n; b: o D0 E; x0 k1 v6 }/ aQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? / x6 g+ w, a0 i( m3 }9 m' E& a* `: b
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. $ F1 T$ k1 k4 _0 t6 A/ h8 ~2 w
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
/ v! b ]& E- m3 Q+ MA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 8 N9 i# y& w/ o! U3 V# Z2 a9 `9 z
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? . h% }. q* x, l' ^/ S! y
A: Your car.
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f, f7 Q; L; k7 t4 |3 x3 q4 M4 DQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
7 ]* \9 [9 V; r" Y+ a# I( R5 |A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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' { e' x }$ r8 F4 A: A' WQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? # P& [- w( F; x u
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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M) K( D& v% j3 R/ L9 RQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 1 o& B' h1 v0 S2 @
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. . y& c* K/ K' Y
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 0 q$ s% C: A: d7 L
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
. ~* s# o" o' b0 k0 [, W1 NA: The color. . A/ [% a1 }6 c4 V( i/ Y. s
8 W, z; K. w" t7 G! sQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
7 P# _0 }: W i# d) BA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 8 @% t& D z( D7 w J
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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3 n* ~0 V& w! R! BQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 7 N2 ?1 k9 K* Y' q+ a1 U* z6 M) l
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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