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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 1 E/ I1 V6 U0 b, _
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. # S* d/ D3 |" q j5 H' Q
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 7 W4 V. E6 {! c) R& f9 n
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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3 |8 y5 \8 W9 y3 H LQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? ; l8 D2 U, s" U% G" W
A: Your car.
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% L5 H3 W0 f Z7 ?( [' q s" D4 ~Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
8 Z- m/ Y; m4 L& q* M' AA: Be too drunk to find your keys. & x2 {: @$ l0 j8 ?7 J8 {! R8 e
' @; z* Y d/ q( {6 DQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? ; G! ]% R* k# {. T* Y+ W" g% F& O
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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`/ v1 a% k$ V# |/ i* _* V6 \Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
% b6 {% L- m; K) u. GA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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' w7 ]* S8 a Z+ o, SQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 5 f# V0 F/ z8 L# ~
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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. O: ^# Z$ A R9 aQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? : G4 x6 b1 J) b7 } U$ i
A: The color. 4 F0 P& v) ]0 l
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
) ^/ _) ]6 ^' @, S: i3 n9 PA: Heavy psychedelics. ! ]& {' ~& c2 U0 g6 k% V2 f
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 3 [* c) h. P0 z& R9 L. u
A: Carry loaded weapons. 0 w/ U) \% p* u0 M% G0 F% I" M
2 I$ U6 v2 I3 G4 p" O; tQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
( S: @* u/ |4 U* U l& Y8 i! sA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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