Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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( t! L9 a8 x% D9 _Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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5 Z# T4 k8 d* b) gQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
) T- H* a9 P8 d* qA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

' _0 q; b& I# g' f* gQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

# ~6 Q: @/ Y0 ?" n" w1 d' v4 yQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
1 f- G; `/ }' h6 x6 k  J# f: QA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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, \+ j, w& A0 T1 B# t- R: w: pQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
# a- L; o5 U4 B$ Q$ B) e0 G* N6 SA: Heavy psychedelics.

( w! g  u" w2 @( X- QQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
: y$ S/ k- O% \) v3 o6 |A: Carry loaded weapons.

# W# ~* C# N6 o1 N- V; r  }Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
& [7 ?0 Y. z* S& `" eA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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