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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. & |" q' F0 f6 M# q
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
; C9 l( g0 C8 ^) MA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 1 b u: B7 q+ M
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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1 [7 Z( o( s) m& [, @Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
* y: ^! d% t# ~8 F s0 m& l) _A: Your car. ; d# s9 G$ a w; g# e
' c" |# R$ m" l: P* iQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? % \7 I8 f A4 d/ Y, ~1 O1 \( Z4 l
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. - Q1 d. ~, x! w m- E/ C! s/ J
$ s6 B7 {% l/ v$ T2 P7 [* hQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? & x% X' g4 u" ?! X) _
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 7 B' y6 Z, |) N1 A
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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2 G5 r0 ^1 Y; Y q3 }; ?Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
4 N! Z6 x3 M4 N# MA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 1 |' W; @: {5 D: B
! g6 Z' P# Y4 T* h& HQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 6 D8 D' g$ r& x1 @( S8 s/ E
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
2 ^& c# {; u) j; ?A: Carry loaded weapons. 7 o# h% y$ i* p0 {/ g
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? % D5 i. F( G& j8 o8 Y8 M' M3 H
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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