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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. - x$ i5 s7 ]- I; j9 D2 i; w
+ v; M2 H( O. [, `3 rQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? : r: p) M+ c2 z7 w) E9 f. v% H
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? . X, ?2 \5 s) f% ^, M' c0 O9 c
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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. H! k# H& C/ Z: aQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
$ R; ?2 ] `+ e+ m- dA: Your car. 0 X, ~0 c* J* R5 L
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
1 V+ `* G' l! N/ {6 f) eA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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. L$ [! @8 g( W' vQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
, ]. N! D4 x( y5 h' \A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 1 ^ |" {& w, G# N7 C# v
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 0 j# b. i# V4 D& z% u( b& A& F9 l6 Z
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? " A2 Z$ o7 Y) W A a
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. ) V6 D# _6 p# }; ]! S! w
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? * |& [: F# W4 P) _
A: The color. % p7 O; @2 s9 T8 [2 V' u
8 T( d" Q0 g9 g G& J! C0 cQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? & J- p! W3 i! y3 K5 b" v3 X4 M
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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* Q! B2 j; ~* s/ EQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? + V( j/ e$ S3 ]
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 8 m9 M L' }4 d
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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