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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. : A! U1 o$ E6 V) {* J. Q- _
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? ( g4 R& w5 Q" E& f
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. 9 ?" h9 S5 I- ]' U0 x t
; l4 n3 q" U. ^Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
& j8 c' p& D2 YA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 2 Y% R& i4 w3 O6 P& W
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? 2 O) p8 Q* \( N
A: Your car. 9 c6 F2 l2 X8 _" ~( c
; _, W: L+ E. K6 iQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? ( t+ Y' j/ Z8 y! S. u: i. {
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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. H2 G5 d6 ]( D/ j# y$ Y. dQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? : C0 [" l$ R! g) I9 Y y
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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1 G: B% |- d% W0 c' I: m t7 gQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? . q9 v7 p# @$ Q/ i+ H4 O; O* |
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. ) W L( s' U/ q1 Z& M
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 0 ]& g* f4 Y. ?+ S+ z
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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9 w# ^: W1 W+ Z- W/ |; a9 U+ m4 Y6 E6 TQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 8 s$ b5 A5 I2 l6 L/ [
A: The color. 6 H' U5 S& \9 G) U
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
- R1 I% r0 F, w9 G8 \A: Heavy psychedelics. A5 N2 k4 ?& ?( \6 F
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? # x3 V: h" {/ J' S
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? + F$ @5 c. g/ a
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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