Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
6 X/ b1 J8 v5 k) YA: Your car.
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! A* p( j) l2 b$ V) \6 j( b" e* X: qQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

: W% v( o/ [. }& U) AQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

7 K$ O4 E3 j' C; J8 _* x7 {Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
0 T8 z9 J. f, h3 O9 XA: The color.

5 B+ S1 ?$ R! T, QQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
. q/ K4 X! t. a- k7 c6 r  S3 H+ xA: Heavy psychedelics.
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; S  Y, V. ]1 d" mQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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0 H( j$ l% A+ _$ a( X) jQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
$ H8 h4 H1 V" O* n0 I- \" D; c) XA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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