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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 0 ^4 M- p' f$ o' [% G, @
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
1 V& W5 b* ^) Q' HA: What for? He can't see my license plate. 4 @# r! b+ d3 O
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
) V; H3 E3 `/ C: i8 PA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." " K$ k! h8 ~/ ~4 h2 k! ]
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
. v4 e9 a+ L% s# TA: Your car. - B+ @$ o8 ?- p& M, D6 {. c& f
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? & w2 G- O* S: U1 v1 H
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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8 {& v* m% J ^, `' J. fQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 5 C4 F) e% e( l6 ~$ T. I. a! _
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 3 X$ r6 i# q. g( m( F4 ^0 ^# g/ n5 Q
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
7 r0 h' `7 P2 TA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
8 H! }% ]5 A7 _: g4 @2 W2 ]A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 0 o4 Y+ Z9 K8 {3 m
5 b1 w3 g+ N' e, Z* C$ Y3 W5 MQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? : ^ z5 o$ k; L4 ]! z# R
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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0 `( J% \, A; V2 vQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? $ E4 v1 ?4 c1 ~4 a
A: Carry loaded weapons. ; U6 X3 M+ E* R- w. M% Q1 Z O
: q( q9 s. Z8 D& X! SQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
/ c, [! _$ d& T0 J7 q) [6 B7 }A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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