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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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2 c* C3 T; D+ |8 sQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
* K' k. O5 w) }" o. Q2 R6 s& UA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? ( f: e" b# c2 D8 Z/ C0 i
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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$ |1 W6 B8 t( L; {Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
, B! Z3 z9 f  n5 }A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
: n8 {, ?+ }9 {. h4 DA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? / U% [0 |5 A% _- K6 o/ r" W4 U
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
: m: i4 y" p: n' n3 C: ^4 m( dA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
0 Z  n- d4 ^9 w* ?+ pA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 6 F! W& @4 L+ w. t4 b" a

: N6 O, p/ y/ i' ^Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 3 g3 |: U7 b( s3 x
A: The color.
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1 A5 ]/ g2 w0 BQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? ; [+ A8 N; ~  k1 W: E
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? ! Z% Z. ?& }* V7 u
A: Carry loaded weapons. 3 Z( ]* G( d+ B. m8 S) Q
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? " v" d% x; h, K9 A
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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