Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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. Y: k. S, f! y2 @/ \& @' L; o. ?Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
4 s3 j6 f9 ]3 x, b0 TA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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" k* y1 Q( A2 z1 s& ?0 n' T8 TQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
7 s! g& Y$ F- C- JA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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$ J; r! k# Q  S8 z- W) }1 h$ c% ]Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
3 K; \, h0 g' _2 H2 |A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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/ F  U9 L" t/ C; ^Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
. m, l7 i9 X; Q  ]A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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  }  C$ y1 M) i1 L' Q8 u1 tQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
; N! _, H. R& ?4 G- ^# T8 yA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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