Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

3 H* K1 B. p5 x% Z! sQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
3 x, y1 C! o+ j& d2 n6 `8 j" KA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

; y9 [; S# e7 B! yQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
* u6 ?) \/ W& J' Y9 sA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

1 Z' v1 r- `! Z& G. A' v) D" i& wQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
5 a4 j6 A3 ~8 ]: w' ZA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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5 ^3 f) |: i) I6 fQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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- Y% S; W: B0 k7 UQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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7 y1 y4 R- ^0 g2 M0 B3 p2 R3 }Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
& M  O. I2 v8 L3 t0 yA: Carry loaded weapons.
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, }8 b8 n; r. e  w  z/ _Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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