Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
, c. T. d* s2 J7 K: e* j# @A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
# Q$ T7 P5 i# ?A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
1 V- G/ S! l4 i2 t9 b) ~' MA: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
+ G# l" `  f6 T& \A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

5 P1 P" F0 {9 X1 d5 P2 Z4 wQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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) U) L' H" W$ {9 }: r& i" V1 `Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
& _# I4 Q* ]* v6 Q! q/ @A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
% K' d6 I, _3 k9 K( `A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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