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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 6 t- l) P! X9 t, D" X( L- R7 {
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? ! d' a7 X) L& B7 N4 q
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? ! b) e' k4 X# D0 e5 ^
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
6 X/ b1 J8 v5 k) YA: Your car.
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! A* p( j) l2 b$ V) \6 j( b" e* X: qQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 0 t: X) }" j; w
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. * k- H" G! V( ]: H0 L' p
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? ! V8 N: {6 L, v% k3 N. P
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. & h) O" |# l5 }' s9 R" q: s5 f

: W% v( o/ [. }& U) AQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 7 ?8 i6 @" _6 D6 u. s
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 0 w: T. F- {/ e% C( `
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 7 f; m3 [1 F3 V9 J% L2 J9 X) o: o

7 K$ O4 E3 j' C; J8 _* x7 {Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
0 T8 z9 J. f, h3 O9 XA: The color. $ m. b% S/ N; g: m

5 B+ S1 ?$ R! T, QQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
. q/ K4 X! t. a- k7 c6 r  S3 H+ xA: Heavy psychedelics.
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; S  Y, V. ]1 d" mQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? ; I4 q2 {* N/ C& ]3 A
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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0 H( j$ l% A+ _$ a( X) jQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
$ H8 h4 H1 V" O* n0 I- \" D; c) XA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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