Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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" V% H. ?0 U% j* u8 h/ J3 b3 sQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
  \# \6 m2 e+ ?* m9 MA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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) f  w% ], K* t6 L) M4 Y' a9 uQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
/ J+ Y7 C5 @1 HA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
3 A- u1 R) ^6 W$ EA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
8 U9 A/ ~5 Y* j6 L8 PA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
% q0 h5 O% p* i& {$ P  i& P* j7 x+ J6 \' RA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

5 s! u3 ^) Y! a0 I8 C' n. `Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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+ T6 y7 E, f4 ^2 ~, i, V3 \" kQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
9 ~5 Q& w! [  V& e  o& OA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

" ^- \, F8 z/ `0 f+ _2 CQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
) m& T" c0 m# f3 aA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
4 h6 I2 }5 w- q) w% \0 C9 fA: Carry loaded weapons.
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7 ^$ N" ?% P+ xQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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