Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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: J0 y& r/ F2 J/ HQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
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( \& D1 l' b: E* n5 D# N5 [Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
4 }5 g1 |' c; l; N/ ~$ mA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
) V* F% ?$ t/ K" cA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
1 X1 T- h2 S9 J+ ^7 N: _2 TA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

, S* E' H8 A* k; eQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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; Z$ n& d  P; i- `  WQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
1 K% [1 X, F2 [2 I0 b- q7 @. CA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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