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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. % ]/ }6 Z( _; y" ~: |: F
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 8 f7 T5 Z6 p+ T! ^4 j4 O4 m9 v
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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?5 F) A2 E/ }3 a8 O+ PQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
; x9 ]& j. P) sA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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/ `" y/ N. O. E- g r }1 V2 P. y& [Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
7 Y% g$ s2 M0 r9 zA: Your car. 3 v, \& v1 |7 a+ |( |
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? . m& ~/ z. r" Y8 C
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. ) p6 X/ X- ^* m2 n
2 o% }, z+ z E1 HQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
; R. c1 X% @: x3 aA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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6 R( ~3 O4 {4 _/ Z6 r6 W* r- rQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? / U0 e+ s& x! b: ^& X. z
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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4 M& v8 O8 m. Y* `$ ?/ QQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
- F" y6 ?; }' h9 ~( x* [; P" w- b8 V K YA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. : h$ y0 l7 c8 _# l" P/ Z
# D; j/ C! g: u5 V. cQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? , _/ N- R4 w. u+ E' B2 e
A: The color. 7 Q: ^0 l* _( N. t/ }
* X6 S% S2 O6 A+ t# O: j XQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? ( s9 G& n8 Y7 A& p# e: z
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? * R4 h# L, p" D* V" W& |- D
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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4 U6 e0 a7 l8 s" tQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
- R0 O( H7 l" M1 i# EA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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