Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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4 M+ T+ n+ A9 j: M9 MQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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- m0 F5 o$ N7 `7 w+ CQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

- e5 }, ?0 x; q* j% oQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
$ X: N, q" B% B0 @A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

9 n" o$ P9 A: R" x. Z+ ZQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
( P) P  D) U$ \A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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# O# z( G/ r% |" x# i# hQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

7 o& ?( {. B  D* C) nQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
+ K7 M2 H, m: }' \  iA: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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! N0 [& Y+ Q1 A4 sQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
( i9 Y) j6 B9 YA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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