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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
4 F9 `9 Q8 a0 T' j# n9 Z5 wA: What for? He can't see my license plate. - v* X( t5 g3 @( k+ H8 B3 \, L8 H

9 z0 r. ]% q( [) u( F4 @# aQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
" H: z+ V. X& r6 K6 [% n, D1 C8 `A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." ' `0 x7 U' g# u  K' I
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
# y, s8 g7 ^4 ]: YA: Your car.
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: f3 {) W$ M2 o, z3 F+ ]- NQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
8 o8 h" s' w! M8 h# k% \+ UA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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4 ]) P6 Y% {1 i( [  _+ m( w" ]% @Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
4 Y; p; |# |! K& T/ V2 X8 ZA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 1 x: y$ t  Z2 F4 y/ d
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. ' V/ z3 E) Q% ]& C
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 0 G+ v1 `- i  Z" R9 w' T; n
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. & f$ `" V( u+ U+ ~2 `, ~7 b

; H2 w' H) C5 B, jQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
0 X! ~$ }: ~  e5 k0 t& @" e1 tA: The color. ) P! @/ i% W" H2 A8 C- k! m' g) n8 w3 ^+ l

3 X/ T7 T. v. h- n0 c, wQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? # Z+ ~, ]6 |( W& d8 {+ i
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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' x. d! y4 l4 p/ g3 R& fQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? ! G  a. p2 Y+ G3 r( m& q
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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$ n1 s- O4 S0 v' h5 MQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
5 @' m0 Y$ K6 b9 ]% G: j, @, VA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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