Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
4 t( }& Y7 [  y7 j7 ?/ m8 TA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
/ F: N( j+ j7 f+ \" nA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

2 b3 Z  H8 a  fQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
7 D6 |: Z, L2 ?/ ]$ h6 o6 s. I. D) pA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

! M# z, e1 C' P9 o  r  |  RQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
) }/ c  E+ i! R. y5 JA: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
5 `/ k9 V* ]2 ZA: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
) r3 s  y8 `' l- Y3 c" wA: Carry loaded weapons.

$ Y" {  U  c1 _1 h! \Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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