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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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+ y: x2 V" @ I$ [/ P" n' \Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? * A3 \/ i- R0 r4 R
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. 1 o5 L! `0 \$ w8 W
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
2 A( A) L5 V0 c+ H! FA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 1 _: o. V3 z" D i* Q; y+ M. V3 F
" t: |$ T: {6 q. l: Y" ?8 CQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
( p4 w3 v8 {$ e; ^8 UA: Your car. 0 {) k/ ]4 L( z2 F2 n
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
- |# s7 w9 ^( A* G7 E$ g4 B) rA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
) E t( k& H0 Q* J; `A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. - O2 q$ P% D1 _. F6 H( f9 c
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
, ^% ]0 i/ a: ^9 u" KA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 7 ]" k E* {0 r6 v# D/ q
3 h( t' b2 T0 ~+ B! ~, {Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? . u, y5 u5 S: _& d: Y' c3 E
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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0 D2 u# Z$ x7 l: P- {Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
6 c( U; d. M4 Y' DA: The color. F; ^- |2 n1 o3 J
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? ( D7 S8 p% B# ~+ u" Z) u* Y" Y
A: Heavy psychedelics. " \& G* F+ @5 N# L4 K3 q; D( t
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
; P" S9 p! P7 V/ r; TA: Carry loaded weapons. # l K _) c. x: i5 w+ u& [
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
; u! O1 t. B4 ^2 PA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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