Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

$ ^- p& n/ j! ~Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
/ x+ B0 u  {/ gA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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9 m& n( H, n7 }1 Q; ^9 KQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
: h. \' C, M+ N) \# e' M9 ~A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
* g" [2 V: x/ x/ U7 d+ ]# n4 YA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

9 q& L) v) I8 _9 h3 @0 F1 v8 eQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
0 a6 t1 _6 m, T# Z( W  X: F! Q( ?A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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9 }* [( b# f4 MQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
# P  v1 P- g) }5 UA: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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