Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

" H' l6 \4 l( _2 o5 K8 IQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
8 G3 J9 E4 Y7 p7 I7 G. GA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

6 E) H8 ]0 J0 k; G  xQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

% E. S9 Q) w0 C1 ~) DQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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0 f( d0 I: \# D0 E+ \$ S* y! eQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

0 L9 ?, ~& h4 c# m/ J, m: p" GQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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4 g) b7 \- a8 I4 v0 f- LQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

" v. M  D, Q, u# ~Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
+ X! P% g3 v9 O3 a) y2 vA: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
: Z) S. c, p( R) ~1 XA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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