Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
! n6 ?3 W0 b. kA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
" y9 d% |9 F$ a. F' c+ a) Z8 ]A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
; \" g4 B' i( A+ m/ [# H1 R- nA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

: L  B# b# i0 m+ H8 |Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
5 h8 M. {( V" B% @# g3 A0 m0 RA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
. J  [* C/ T$ ]! L6 |8 uA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

+ ~/ x: ^6 {; t8 y, zQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
6 W# @' @) H9 U( {) E$ YA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
; K# w& t7 Z& U3 T9 U& rA: The color.

; K. S6 |1 w  }3 @( D  Y2 vQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
$ J5 E( I9 d, Z9 @4 X. yA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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