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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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8 o% l& @7 q2 } @$ r W- T: Z6 c, ^Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
$ A( g' C- R# a4 [A: What for? He can't see my license plate. 3 F* @ F9 h4 H7 m7 ~1 X
# C4 R6 y/ ]3 F# ^' B0 `Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? - o) n, b L& Z2 A
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." / @# K- _8 Q/ A* ~0 L h: C8 Q5 I
* I% H& j' a8 t* f1 Q! u# c! K% c2 WQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? 3 p6 E B$ |+ N
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
: A& J5 V$ Z5 W" q! u1 e' IA: Be too drunk to find your keys. & x O* ~& g1 v
, r; a/ x$ _" ^% n4 I3 a+ B* UQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? . S( j2 e- M# }" n
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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1 x# B, ~$ p. I7 iQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
% P3 E% x/ k" @- R& \/ k0 `A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 7 b! l0 }- h( `( H3 e( P
, C4 x& q( J9 \) B& gQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
1 F2 k4 R6 C. N# _A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. * y( i0 H' @ B7 u" L
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 2 r; \# v' _2 Y9 W& B
A: The color. # u6 [! H5 b) S/ N& H
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
! P# f6 c0 G! U2 Y5 R6 aA: Heavy psychedelics. ; \. U- u( Y. @" v
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? / k3 p x; P A6 m
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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5 G! E% \. q" H& {+ ]+ d+ }4 HQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? ! F0 }9 | _. y( ~+ {
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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