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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
5 L, h  b2 `9 l+ MA: What for? He can't see my license plate. 9 N" Q1 n. h' l" x7 p, W  A3 l! @

/ I+ G" u# U" TQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
8 W  w0 l$ v) v6 w1 @" PA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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* I2 j" E, Y# h+ [Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
  l" S. ?5 I  MA: Your car. / y, l' Q* H4 w
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
2 p; L  l6 p& S1 p2 [A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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: ]0 h1 \5 B2 J3 Y" dQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
/ C" {7 [5 N: E; r* K/ GA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
; G* T1 q' l8 |0 e% ~+ kA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
% J8 |2 D4 \$ P* F$ HA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.   f6 v# G( O4 \4 P* T' b4 Q
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
' C: Q; W: G& c- U- ^8 l2 WA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 1 w  M) R& u9 C$ H0 |: K
A: Heavy psychedelics. . m' U& r6 w! G; ]
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? ( S1 H$ _- z7 c7 u
A: Carry loaded weapons. # C+ m( U: A8 A; z& N, w8 Y

% G+ S4 [+ I, h0 k. z5 z- ?Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 3 e0 A. {# i; }& j
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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