Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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  F+ U! @. o" {( d1 CQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
' k: ?& X7 y5 u* X) f6 k& OA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

# \6 P! t( H9 J9 b4 M- l) A+ x9 FQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
  G9 J3 }9 n; [! s) E  GA: Your car.

8 }+ ?8 K% {3 KQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
6 j3 K# H; @8 z3 AA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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( ?* i+ C( p% b1 aQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
0 ?/ n; l8 P, x) }  V* yA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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  l: }. j. R  _4 [' GQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
& s5 j2 `, [) I$ u, O2 ~A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
( c4 O% }9 r) i% v/ {" PA: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
' `: D) C; o5 |6 Z7 p1 D# gA: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
0 l3 X- X0 T5 |# G- r' P1 fA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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