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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
5 i; ]* c' y4 K" V, i1 YA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
B/ q' x# X2 c( g5 G1 W+ N4 v( ?A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
. _+ T, h* ?( X4 v- B# iA: Your car. 1 ], M/ s$ e+ q2 y6 S3 K, u
% Q7 ?0 U5 N7 o" ]! q: Z3 rQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
; k3 h6 H9 R9 x Q$ iA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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5 t! l: y! G$ [2 ZQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? . j! \0 K% o4 e- O' o( o3 R4 v! @
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 3 `! N. s. V5 U, b* Z
+ D/ q3 N: i' ~Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? - V) } J/ M3 j
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. ; o/ e$ Q4 a* {6 K. K
& D) I0 f- V- K4 o. A7 A9 sQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
Y4 K W+ c0 [+ `% r/ Q" }A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. # z- z% Y/ P) D9 r6 y4 n1 z
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 5 W# \7 e8 u6 V# t8 d
A: The color. $ G6 l' W$ z+ M, \
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? + ?# w9 m5 a& }# q! C( W
A: Heavy psychedelics. ) v+ l: W" P6 w0 ~& \- B
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 0 z0 R# ~4 O. e, }- k0 G; o% ]- _
A: Carry loaded weapons. + F, O7 k) p" m6 s. _. p* s5 V+ j% r
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
# k' }9 g: D8 ^* L! R5 F; TA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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