Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

' N$ `. K/ [9 ]2 z1 H0 f( Y' g, gQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

& q. y  {* d. t( ~" }Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

' U- I4 L( g$ v+ P7 K: p1 QQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
7 U* y8 g9 [, q1 OA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

) x5 C; y) ~" j, [4 L% a3 P4 BQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
3 U$ X2 P3 [% ?( ]A: Heavy psychedelics.
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  a3 F3 Z$ Q# C( N) k/ tQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
0 v" u$ r3 r9 ^; ~9 q6 dA: Carry loaded weapons.

# X* L2 @+ D: c, r" Y2 EQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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