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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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9 X6 S( n$ O4 w/ _) a  uQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
; L( r* h# j7 n& N9 I* S/ V$ d* q5 @2 IA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
& [3 f+ F7 Y; ?; k, U8 x2 O6 j( L; {A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." - m1 ~/ b% `; T& l) `3 I# {# L
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 1 c5 ?# B: |2 w4 P7 Z: W
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. 2 [1 `" }; T% b- M7 J( m4 W% n

6 ^/ I5 Z! s$ }; L: \Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? - f9 @$ ?  r/ O: l+ m
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 3 y# s1 d( b# e7 k6 \' i/ W

' U$ e* m1 x1 u5 e$ T' ]Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
4 A+ `5 u! C7 s; sA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
/ t; s0 ~( a# H( i" cA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 0 M: k/ e7 ?) X
A: The color. / c  m* w2 }6 L, k, k

& T, w. S( b3 a  C& UQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 1 E8 X: g/ E; _0 E* _
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 8 C4 G8 N, O' x1 d# x
A: Carry loaded weapons. 4 u) x7 P- N/ T) V; q
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? ; z: Z7 @/ ^$ h  l6 m7 N
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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