Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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3 t/ \9 X% Y3 h0 [, Q5 |' kQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
6 ^6 g1 c+ J! z* ]A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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& Z' A# U6 {& Y7 r9 u0 cQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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9 E% R& F9 n, V# P" ~Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
# L, H1 D/ s- S  r6 }A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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/ b" [$ n! f) YQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

& E9 C! |4 X3 D$ B6 _Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
$ X% R' p7 I4 g7 YA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

$ J! u/ u2 S2 X* X& cQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
& X3 Q; p8 q! r+ V3 H" JA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

: h% z( }$ o' `' Y* KQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
1 K/ L& s9 A. A3 ?" w! yA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
+ F* q2 |% ^) {& M& I2 L6 QA: Heavy psychedelics.
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+ a# s' G. w) a# e( ]/ p! NQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
2 ~/ A7 p: }  E) W9 J" P; bA: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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