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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? # s, D* F' z+ R" P4 i, V
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. 9 A! H* ]; ?" c: m( o

9 V$ e& w1 ~: c; h  X- uQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
7 B3 F  M( f( RA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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* V: x7 N* W% I: B! x) OQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
- k1 Z2 w6 Y- x% c* OA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
# [( b$ w* O4 N* ]6 k7 iA: Be too drunk to find your keys. / A: F$ p3 d- i
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
& E0 y, C# {" e$ ^) _A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. ) a, E: b9 K$ W( H9 x+ `% I/ F
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? ) P' ]2 u% G8 J+ `# _" _/ z
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
, S% Y; H' T9 ?6 e" q5 y0 FA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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) [. P9 _7 }3 i, I2 LQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? + B4 K/ R- ]& E) `; E
A: The color. , b  O& E3 i! J" g+ z4 l

) U! k8 H' _3 n6 d$ \6 G$ LQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 3 d/ I* W% s  Z0 f9 `
A: Heavy psychedelics. 9 ]. `4 K' Q, p9 u& h9 T! h

/ C: X" v% Y7 p0 g8 ]/ |# j; ^Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? ( M2 ~* z9 m9 F( j3 W" W
A: Carry loaded weapons. # L& j) E  b9 F& H( Q) }; x

" V; N7 s4 n, m, ?9 M7 J. P. c; x. xQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
5 K- j; x4 Y' _' m1 Z! G' QA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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