Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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6 d" n' a1 @3 u. }3 PQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
0 r* \. c- H2 e% LA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
4 b- s! O# U. b) |A: Your car.

; G1 f; N  E  tQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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9 g2 C7 Q( k7 VQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

+ A- S0 ]4 y8 g& V; kQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
: C$ I2 V4 O9 J* ?A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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6 w# ]3 @( R6 Q; W% _Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

( ~# C2 o: Z" _7 T: v; J( q  f4 FQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
9 ^; F  v5 d2 y; Q1 ?: h& c/ j- tA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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