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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 6 C# W2 Y" l6 C% p* x
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 6 D# w4 o7 g7 T: t6 k6 |9 }
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. 8 l7 ?% w4 j' i% X6 @7 g$ ^; E
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
0 E( n0 t/ O& b/ c- B0 ?1 jA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? # E/ k j* J) E/ M+ }! z3 U$ f
A: Your car. , W4 H% ]* P- ~6 s1 I
3 K( ^3 ~- g5 B1 }) E4 ?Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 9 g. Z$ D+ E6 Z+ F
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. 0 j8 J+ U4 L7 e" N
4 A$ w$ V, ^& D' B* TQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? % N+ h' o) D) C) B: I7 y( f' l. y
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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8 Z% B! @1 N% f0 [6 p. p) Q/ ~- tQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
5 {, A& d+ _$ k Q8 V |8 U' uA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
4 p J! l# p4 ~7 N& ^A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 9 D3 |% O1 g! a% S3 E6 d
9 Z$ C" k6 o9 lQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
1 r( j- f; z; P r' R' n* qA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
: L$ x& q$ _: c; R8 N qA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? $ f! s+ B! _. f3 }- a# K1 d
A: Carry loaded weapons. 4 Q" I0 \. ?4 w$ [( k8 D7 W
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? " @& ]) l3 K k4 t7 J4 P4 @1 ]
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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