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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
5 V! O1 Q ]; l0 @ D5 M) eA: What for? He can't see my license plate. 3 `; s; \0 p; J% y7 |/ N2 L
3 v- u! c0 N# O, o2 k, ?6 EQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
' e& h" t7 F9 Q8 {1 `A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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2 Q% I) a: @/ Z' BQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
4 C1 P' @& O* T& H0 uA: Your car.
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7 s, ]$ x8 g2 U7 k" q; i0 {# oQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? & I; P! N- _3 w5 g5 J
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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3 C2 y0 C, g0 TQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? # q1 G5 o1 X* n! G) X$ ]
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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1 ^- b+ Y' J& K! V W7 [( YQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? - e2 x1 T; Q) i3 ]% O7 [
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. ; N) M2 V M$ I/ p o
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? - o1 u& T3 j, ~- ~: y& K
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
! T, k6 ^6 U" G3 E7 fA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? % F) N5 |$ U U6 C& e, c) ~% L' `. f4 O
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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! ^, M( [8 G& P4 I, S' R5 VQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
5 H, h: d ]" CA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
& j b- c9 A0 `; E" R& c: G% L- n5 cA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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