Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

, c. S3 a% o- h! TQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

, R+ s' y" t2 \) m& m; W$ BQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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1 `  ]+ @" B9 R4 G" DQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
% u3 ~2 ^0 |3 A) o6 eA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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9 [9 _8 [' }% N# p- ?Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
/ X" W+ ^% Q4 w4 l# I: _; m3 l- b# iA: The color.

& e/ ~8 z. D& X! O( i0 wQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
& F; t* f: u; \1 i0 ~6 E( Q: RA: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
) b# P' a/ }$ n- h# KA: Carry loaded weapons.
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" D1 k" N9 |- Q; Q) WQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
. W* Q8 ~' N1 m' Q4 n3 CA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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