Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
5 Q( P- a# a1 G; \* w; v3 aA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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. d1 e) V3 I; K5 A+ F9 s# A0 c/ |Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
- l1 T2 l" N5 ^( G, L& f0 A6 jA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

: A) A* Y1 y/ b" Z' A1 X1 rQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

; Q( b% e8 E; ~2 I. [6 xQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
( B# u- k7 ^# u0 X/ c  I9 EA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

$ P: ?& ^: t* P) i% v8 n' e# FQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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, q# K. Q5 T, G5 t& g0 ?( zQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

/ Q& m# V( E1 K; I3 BQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
! S; Q8 i' Q3 k  aA: Carry loaded weapons.

$ ?5 L( J" a3 i! A7 P- z  L  BQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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