Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

7 l; u  F9 C7 Y1 N" c+ A" [  tQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
; g: T. o9 `& G- @# ?! h  @) }- G( OA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

2 k6 {- E0 R& a& P, e  u/ Y- `Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
- u/ `& X. o$ e3 B# W6 z: oA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

; F" i% }$ m6 ~5 M3 T$ vQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
4 O8 Y) s3 P1 ^) B/ EA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

- W0 C' j' [* I# f- zQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
' B# _: D# n1 ]* BA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

/ T4 l1 n. b! q+ ^* f1 WQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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# Y0 u$ {+ s; L. q* AQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

3 J1 R) f6 e, B' s5 Q2 kQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
/ B) u1 Z1 g# L+ O4 k2 a- cA: Carry loaded weapons.
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7 Z9 y- b9 `5 `Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
9 t9 r8 O  r* ~, UA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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