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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 0 `0 W4 v3 B: y
! R7 |& ~% @; B6 q, k- mQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
! [7 g x/ V5 D4 l" ]& fA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
6 w: H; r# J4 @5 Q" NA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." , i# ^ s* U7 x; q$ D6 h
; d* W9 X7 v# p3 V, j8 h1 {0 mQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? ' ?2 K" f% o4 ~6 C3 q
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
- R7 ~; i/ I! v0 UA: Be too drunk to find your keys. # s& ?0 S3 N: e Q3 b( U
6 p% j/ @# t# Q+ |$ k. j tQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? + p/ h- J& u5 l7 R; W
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 8 }5 L5 `; r5 Y2 t
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 8 a9 O! E1 p1 P. L; L' F& p
' a6 V$ A8 o1 W& V+ M# \Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
2 \5 S/ t7 J5 w+ q6 b* DA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. $ X; H( ^. X# V* [/ H$ I: @+ k: |
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 0 L$ `+ ~2 X Z* Q {; K# ?
A: The color. 1 [- i" i u% R1 ~3 C f0 W& _, ~
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
5 E7 ?) n7 ]. Z& n8 n7 CA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
K2 z, _3 g- ~" ]$ Q$ `- tA: Carry loaded weapons.
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% ]8 n5 k: n% F# CQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 1 M! @( y# W, |, ~1 V
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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