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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
- ^6 z' k& ^1 u  i: r5 UA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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8 L6 j2 I+ G7 h$ n+ M1 s5 Y4 kQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? ; Z% B2 K  }7 C& Z* U9 y
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." * X$ B4 i7 U) H5 U) @/ x

+ w. {# Y$ C* c' l6 vQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? 5 U* _, `$ x( m6 O
A: Your car. # {( W6 u3 G, x; J. R7 l

) A0 Y6 o# O; J. A7 |Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
* }. x- p& i' w3 P) V+ S* WA: Be too drunk to find your keys. , h" D" M" c( ^# A; H2 T( f

# q; }$ Z  |6 ~8 E) i1 a5 \- ^Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 8 t' U* q: u. u5 I' _
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. ' f4 i* s) V$ C" t2 E
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? ( n/ o& P4 C. ^/ ~$ ]' X, B* B6 l; ]
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. & q6 r9 g# K2 U

* |1 s7 ?- M; AQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? : M% [2 }3 g3 l( A9 F7 X
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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% J, M5 b  [/ A$ L6 T4 EQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?   ^- f* {1 v' O2 o" l- H$ ~
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? - ]! H6 R9 z9 d( \% q. ?, ?2 T
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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: R$ Z. ~$ Y  N1 ~( IQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
) z* y0 G, x+ p4 RA: Carry loaded weapons. 1 s3 {& `! I. a: z0 f

9 ^8 u# }, E/ n/ c( A: y* n5 lQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
: ]* _/ b0 W6 _/ lA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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