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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. ( t( b# d( h+ ]7 D g
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
8 J$ z: W! E! ?5 l# _" LA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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& G% G5 z C' ?/ g% eQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? % Z( K& n. A& l2 C& m. O! A
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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/ O" O+ o; d! GQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? ; P0 ]# X' G, H# q2 P1 b' |
A: Your car. 9 U" f! T9 F% F& I. e
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
" H R4 p% T" u& T' i9 mA: Be too drunk to find your keys. ' s9 P% z7 J4 c
0 ~6 y: e5 p J9 V$ A$ w" `Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? . h, D3 |9 w' \/ s; h
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 5 ~8 C9 @6 C* z: e( B
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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: s: u, R/ L+ |% b( |Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
( ]7 b* |, Y# |4 N/ fA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? # ]6 ~9 A$ I8 r
A: The color. ! v/ N+ m* a0 B6 q* o9 S9 e
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 4 c7 f) b! O$ V5 G9 Y' j, C2 _
A: Heavy psychedelics. ' ~6 s2 [" D1 p5 ~, X( O* d7 o, M
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? ; A6 {* H; I. @5 H6 \7 Z3 R) {4 o
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? ' M I; ?3 N# {" t
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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