Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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# Q0 d+ W8 f$ `: KQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
- D/ x6 p% Y% p2 l8 Z' MA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
4 }& |. k% y# pA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
7 I  L4 V5 W2 Z0 v4 _. GA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

5 w4 p- p, W6 F1 s" ^7 W  l' [! sQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
9 C7 X2 g' _; g* j9 k4 jA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
1 C% M# j; J. ^6 b4 w1 T- [# hA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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* G, G- ~9 I9 Z0 dQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
8 n, z5 g: o' V' [3 P$ fA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

) C# i# I8 |) r' n* H" V; ZQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

6 _/ U% q* R; c, r3 xQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
: O/ q. k: X. ^4 S4 sA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
+ J7 h8 p6 k! h/ B9 bA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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