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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. ! |8 P: b u; O+ v4 {* [! y& x
4 d7 [* e- _4 k; ?Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
( _/ }& p+ `9 h7 uA: What for? He can't see my license plate. - a. }9 w* u: }% x* p* m
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
; g& w& Z2 Y3 F" t# GA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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' A# n+ l4 N5 P) U+ i0 |6 K; BQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? 4 W/ _- r; o% m9 R6 T2 g
A: Your car. 5 j& m- C4 G ]/ B
/ F& o% q0 y& g* D6 rQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
1 V7 b) l2 ]& f6 A; N5 wA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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* `/ n2 t( U0 F% h1 B6 b# p5 xQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 5 U" ?! }5 w7 P/ \3 f! {. a
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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& s6 O! ]" P6 r4 U+ UQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
" W: J( Q; ]4 k/ Z5 H5 U0 GA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 8 A& K2 Y) j$ I
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. ! F& L/ v* S7 H0 o
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
0 i0 k L q" v* ?4 `3 d. |A: The color. / M, H/ N' R9 P7 S
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
9 u: G1 x8 M! j$ b3 m: SA: Heavy psychedelics. ; o7 j0 q' z) W7 ]0 O* [0 u4 F: O
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? ! H5 F# p1 t& c/ O* C4 k5 c
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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, X- x h* T$ E1 K( B4 U9 Q) k2 IQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? + T: c% j4 T# X, @1 e1 `6 o) i% S+ Y
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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