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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. # J6 _1 w/ q9 _( |% O A0 h0 x
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 1 h% c: R: d3 @ R+ l- U# U
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. * k3 M. O; Y7 ~! A; z: j, @
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
. d2 n6 ^0 x2 ]% `7 Q+ N7 ?A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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. [, m/ g V# o4 _" G5 s( EQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
7 i3 v- R6 L4 J/ }( wA: Your car. 3 s s- _) P9 T
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? ! v6 U3 w' t* F+ [( Y1 c/ o
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
' S9 Q5 a: h. h! m9 l) J8 iA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. + x2 G# [" Z' I) g& x' D
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
" o2 s) [/ R6 b. n. N( hA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? ! i. B! _3 U& x* p& d k
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 0 o- `! X+ k4 {* o W5 o1 t9 u
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 5 A" o2 s6 A5 P- t4 p3 ]- u2 f4 L% E4 F
A: The color. 1 J- H# w+ n/ B
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
0 ?2 w9 t7 }' n4 o# s0 F e8 lA: Heavy psychedelics. 1 Z6 ~' s: a, E) p8 Z6 X
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? " j) x' X3 P1 z) s
A: Carry loaded weapons. ( r% U' k3 W$ c3 D2 |0 G
% ^1 [1 n# Y/ X% gQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
/ x% I+ F) g9 r9 O# LA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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