Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
7 r% g1 \4 N4 l: t& @- l+ WA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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' v0 `" F1 a% \- ?' t7 PQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

1 B- D% o+ P8 s+ g: M# f9 t/ Z' [/ _Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
: r- {1 z$ ?3 @2 W' Q) u* FA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

$ o: \( }, X& l& [1 t$ sQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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9 F3 J' x! o" a! n4 aQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

& F; V5 X5 _, l& uQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
) M' S1 ]4 @) O9 OA: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
0 z9 }0 p/ p6 r3 J3 x! bA: Heavy psychedelics.
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- c7 `# m1 p4 `- I. D% V9 MQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
+ J# U, {4 g0 f& D+ g( T; i/ FA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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