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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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3 ?* o- o5 u" x' V; }Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
1 A$ B' A* E1 zA: What for? He can't see my license plate. ( P7 P* V* Y0 C
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? * J( i5 c, ~6 _ C4 Q
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 1 M9 i( X, `; ]" m! s8 H6 A
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? + B: \4 D$ \# F; r& m
A: Your car. P+ T+ X5 P" R1 D, b7 P6 l5 S
2 k3 Q: o1 _8 cQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
8 [3 U) a5 q* o9 h8 y3 [. aA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
" W6 X% v0 T# u! } z! R8 | o- bA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. |8 N4 r" A$ z2 B4 _1 L
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 0 H: l9 k" f e4 D' j7 Z2 f
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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. ^( t) ?) k$ ~/ f& o+ c1 }4 ZQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
, o% p' W3 m! M# CA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
- ~$ s% M! h" a" w( H l/ bA: The color. $ R# s6 {0 h; S2 I/ J: b! C+ ^ H
7 ?. \. N5 `, J- H' k; gQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
5 R2 m" v3 ?. f ?; |2 @A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
% ?9 V* Z' v3 ^3 A; ZA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 5 p0 Z! {( f) E
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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