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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. : J) r+ ~: f) j6 D+ A* M
+ b" a6 T% G! w# @8 O0 k9 VQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
; ~! s# @% @! H4 N# e% _A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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3 Q5 ^3 p9 d# c8 E9 WQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
! C% j$ |5 l8 uA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 9 D3 _" B% [3 _
- C. i# x d* y5 Z7 j. G5 x! x, mQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? / q& ], _" J5 Y4 y+ I$ [9 O) _1 r4 C
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
* D- }7 M; K9 v* y& x/ n* [- BA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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/ q/ c, x$ a |1 [Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
* Q5 V# [6 v6 {% yA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
; Z( W. J- s8 \9 _; s! c7 iA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
9 s4 v7 s' V% u) dA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 1 G' R' e6 p2 n5 b8 p
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 2 V( [: ~- v7 B) Z# z
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
2 U* d# X& z# l8 G, `A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? . J9 c- C7 T2 p8 C2 x
A: Carry loaded weapons. $ w! u/ M0 o2 u3 {; h
/ W& j j6 b0 T1 DQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? . r4 A7 A0 X- Z3 P( H, F: o# w
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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