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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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. z3 w0 U) p0 d4 IQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? : i' K) T1 T0 p$ K) [! c0 [+ G& R
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. 2 l) Y4 {: ^, J E% r6 \
! X- L& K: B% ?5 F/ w- CQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
" K v" w) C7 x+ S: G; F+ aA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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2 d K# ^$ N/ b. a3 ~Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
% |8 n# z9 L# s% G8 DA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? " l5 u1 x2 w; T- O" n9 D
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. 0 B0 e2 f+ N# `' X
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 0 q5 l; |5 Q% h2 P% S, d
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 7 }1 U3 N& T6 P
6 W, d3 W/ j8 N; O# X j9 r; X# z8 ]Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 3 o8 p" p# i5 O+ `' a
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. ! y2 V3 g8 y' u' ]! C1 P& O: f
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
0 ~5 g ]+ l# q1 SA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? & v1 N+ U U" I
A: The color. ! N- z" c: t3 v% f- n$ i( t# s
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 7 L+ a3 f+ X5 N+ ]2 v
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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# g. V1 Q% C* g7 X& [Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
' f; E2 W6 M3 c' Q/ rA: Carry loaded weapons. 8 e5 A8 P9 K3 I3 H7 j ^1 m
- ?$ S" I) { R: j9 @- VQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? , \9 v% s Q3 `: P: `1 F& t+ B7 o2 N
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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