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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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; E! y, g3 o7 W, y yQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
% }: e ~! W, }( _3 L" gA: What for? He can't see my license plate. ) S I6 q* Y. F4 w
" k! W( R: l7 o& ^* j" F* nQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 4 t2 n- `( H# D6 G, ]% s
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
. e" \$ P; @" B K9 fA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 1 ^3 r& K' p' X8 ~- q2 i
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. % V* p2 b: p( @* g9 o
; ?, s' B T4 F! y$ dQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 0 q% D( R0 K7 f( w( L- Q
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. " j! w" `& g. Z6 e- T+ L
1 k. `2 D1 A2 e& @Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
- S% t# ^5 ~+ ?! |# V: EA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. * t* T% r& w- k1 `5 _7 @
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? $ K, U; a6 L' r* }& v) f
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. - i% Q8 |) z: y/ ]3 a4 c) H
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
( l% l+ ~5 x4 x W o& tA: The color.
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& ~/ R* t9 g8 w- t3 D4 r7 LQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
1 J( l0 @3 y# U$ @A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? " w0 V }9 o, T# ~% s
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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2 f' A9 v e; Y' cQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? $ l( C9 I7 V8 m% _( z
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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