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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? % b5 R% N! G" w0 @# ]9 q) y' s: I
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. " e6 i8 Z% R5 T
+ g `* D2 k& p; l) aQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 0 L1 a, \ S* X! ]) i, U
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
`% e( K: z2 z9 BA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
7 A3 W3 g5 {" U! ^2 ]# {A: Be too drunk to find your keys. 9 J: _# C1 z8 F5 S T: J
) G& X9 t: Q# W! U9 {4 b8 C( I8 k& EQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 8 ^& N6 g2 ^( z
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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# V( D: n+ r: R. L1 p5 QQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
, Z1 h3 z1 g1 p" \, PA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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" L/ A( z9 q5 ?8 PQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
: S# r( e. }# u, WA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
/ U! d$ p" Q+ B3 D' H1 tA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
" L8 O. W. f* k5 W$ SA: Heavy psychedelics.
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" N5 `$ f! K* I4 g. W' TQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
' _- U( M2 g1 p: m# M- b' i p" RA: Carry loaded weapons. 4 O6 {: M" }1 n# q
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? + H% ?; H9 b+ K. w: x
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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