Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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- K$ H" G/ j3 O! C  w% I# p1 eQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

" M5 @" c  E( Z! V/ q( b) }Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
' w/ \" Q# D: mA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

" D$ j0 {: Q) j9 n, [$ ?' nQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
+ i$ @7 z6 I3 n0 k6 JA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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% h6 d7 [$ w0 x" `" FQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
3 z' V6 S2 g! [1 XA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

0 q6 Y1 I) e6 Y" CQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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  q6 Q; W9 C+ Q; q: jQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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7 w- u( u) o8 w4 s9 ^' ?: sQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
9 S/ `4 O. y: e, @& IA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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