Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
! g( r3 z+ s1 W) ?A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

" ~7 b& i# K3 VQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
; R) a: d0 h: q# T5 B0 D. YA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

8 L/ L2 m  h7 G2 |6 M: FQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
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2 P8 ]' [1 v0 Q# {Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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: L5 Q9 e5 B3 L. KQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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$ E9 j4 O" `9 r0 j  e) PQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
: d( Z1 o- k* s% ~, sA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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; |4 O6 B4 w- r$ p# M- T. ?: |& A: sQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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! ^3 U! D$ j! F5 y, bQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
- K1 c$ e2 o1 j+ M$ c  ^A: The color.
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: \& Z* T+ U/ h& }: z' NQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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% I! P$ P  a1 u( n# {: L5 EQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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