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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
# R# D% l( W' gA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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6 G6 x5 d& C5 bQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
! d* N4 Q' `9 k; C( lA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." - H3 x$ |+ N. S0 J/ M
0 s6 f; F. x8 o" k9 L4 v6 iQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
* z7 X2 \, x- s0 B! k0 QA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
( Y9 ^8 a. k1 b4 b2 n U2 ~A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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8 i: J1 T+ A- z5 T& g8 g6 W$ oQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
7 @9 j/ I( s( q) k; v, mA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
7 h6 r- e9 H6 l1 SA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. + N6 {- m7 x" w, b4 w7 f7 A
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
2 ~; B4 V5 L5 a2 ?: ?4 FA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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, z. m3 S6 }$ X0 {% v6 QQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
1 \- T7 \- ?' y2 BA: The color. ' ]! b" {; V; I4 N/ ~ o, \
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
) o2 [ Q& y6 qA: Heavy psychedelics. * @ |0 O/ X8 \3 V, T- H) M
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? & F- f" d. e7 g0 |3 |, q+ O
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 0 b8 ], T* Y" X l/ Q. U
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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