Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
4 N! V8 i* k2 P2 l% S  jA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
& i2 m7 a7 I; T/ Q4 ZA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

" ^) w) V! t% T6 P( B6 UQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

" W% {0 ]2 ]; t4 U, h) ZQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

- k; t, E7 w0 S" e  e( ?) k# y, KQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
/ \  p6 S9 v, d! E5 k1 x/ K' sA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
, w3 [. Z: ]; {9 F; f% v& L- KA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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% j/ V* Q$ D3 GQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
/ ~, A% z. N9 IA: The color.
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3 X9 p; B/ U  ~5 EQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
6 C# g. F  G, b9 v# }' b8 qA: Carry loaded weapons.
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/ U" k) H4 P, T& n, Q2 PQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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