Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
+ \$ }' Z5 M, J5 l# FA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
0 D+ s, f, j7 R) ^7 |, QA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

( O$ L* {! `5 S$ u+ k. ^1 M$ A: hQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

% S2 |2 U6 m- GQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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5 F( A( L* f( K  Y/ a3 pQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
3 \- N% N! E$ K( lA: Heavy psychedelics.
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5 E5 L# v- W! c+ x7 x# S7 N9 {( WQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
( q* p, g- f' `! C; D: \: pA: Carry loaded weapons.

, n' m5 S  ?! \/ l$ ~8 _Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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