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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. ) Z' p, z! ~% ]& `
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
d4 q. B, j$ u* SA: What for? He can't see my license plate. ( {( Y. o7 | H8 p8 J
4 |: s4 m% D. KQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
5 |; n( C$ w' W! C& J# [A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." a! G' a! ?4 g1 P! w T& I
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
: P/ j: t1 X' r P% `+ ^: SA: Your car.
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+ l+ j8 C" p( g0 o7 o) q$ \& OQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
7 v$ C7 J5 W8 N: yA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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: L7 c- r, S. Q4 O$ p3 cQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
4 ?+ S9 |, S! Q; ?A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 2 T% g7 Y7 ]+ }; I) ^
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
* s) b; `" i& z) F) U% l+ wA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. ) {7 N9 t$ k$ A. |% K6 C
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? # M8 q7 |: |( A. p; e
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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* C6 m$ w9 P& g1 gQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? + d* V0 k6 m W8 f! M2 Y+ v: N
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
! {/ v7 S" @2 a- ^$ qA: Heavy psychedelics. + d+ g+ E/ H6 C8 h, t
( l- E" E' }, c! GQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
, M& N5 W3 t: b. aA: Carry loaded weapons.
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; n3 D! q7 a, V8 L! z1 kQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
9 P" }/ k6 a1 G' I% Z/ ^3 ]2 RA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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