Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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& Y* ?9 e: R) \; AQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
; ?4 k/ T+ d% s7 VA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
" u6 i- m! J. C5 G$ z6 x$ WA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

4 t# l  n1 i  `) n  i6 s1 a2 UQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

1 Y6 X, H. M/ u1 m9 JQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
, y' ]  ^; r$ X4 L( s: hA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
" G6 b, w' `5 o) o' a! p$ O, vA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

& d# J) O' z9 f2 ~3 K4 HQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
( f# ]+ \0 ]: {* A7 ^; `A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

: _/ b8 g$ |+ i" X- NQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
" y% P5 `" [0 I' X& A9 y# T+ _A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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6 n* {; ?0 S- m1 r. bQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
% F1 Q- A) u9 o- P" C; }& ZA: The color.

& Z) N5 g, u& j, aQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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  U5 F4 U* E/ e7 ^9 r' Q0 T$ rQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
9 y* R- d5 J. SA: Carry loaded weapons.

# |. X, ~% z- FQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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