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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? - d. X7 b' }; ]1 r. s
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. 5 n) ^0 o9 O! Q3 z; L$ t8 U
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? + ]1 S4 V1 y- K3 H* ]8 p
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 5 [* S3 G( l3 U% F
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? & K( w" } e/ ^' n$ m/ I# t
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? " \ d* q" q# r/ R
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. $ e1 B% W ~, z+ R& @! O
: _5 q6 x# L3 C/ p# o! W$ l( mQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
! r+ x: B5 G" L sA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. # }' Q. f& h8 h
$ p% C5 N; y+ q( K5 EQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
: T! S7 ~, n+ Q' rA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
! P& r I' O/ u9 a2 T7 }$ \/ n8 yA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. ?, H0 z2 J' n6 a: x: q) _
" @: f5 L) X) T0 J& m) aQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? - W9 d l3 Q. O$ h( b% }
A: The color. 3 O' C1 G) h5 A6 b6 P& C
+ N$ G% }9 t) qQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? % ^ E ~' T9 p
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? ; S- v q- e9 U8 q) W
A: Carry loaded weapons. 4 P, X9 `6 m8 x7 B! ?
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? / k. a9 [5 O1 K
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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