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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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! A. c/ a1 S. w  S5 d8 bQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 4 _7 o$ g0 d2 M" C: x% F( H
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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( s% {' |; l4 [  VQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
: I9 `% p( x( S* AA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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" @7 h7 f% }3 G0 O# }' n$ OQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? 1 A! G6 U7 W4 _
A: Your car.
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$ _/ {3 U/ ~5 jQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
7 a) Y1 ~: N7 i/ T4 GA: Be too drunk to find your keys. ' x' b) x/ i, V/ q
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 2 {; Z( Z7 b" E, I1 E% C
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. % l; `( F2 q/ q$ x) Q9 i& O% p
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? # B. {; S0 E# n, |7 |4 _# `
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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6 K' |3 f3 Y7 x# OQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
0 ]  X5 |3 m) H! u$ ~/ ^7 \A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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9 y  H6 ^9 U5 f3 OQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 8 b9 ~! }) H/ x
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 8 C: V' X7 k5 \" a7 _8 e
A: Heavy psychedelics. - {" {6 j  t6 ]' L4 C& O5 j- g* A1 J) l

" K6 }; p& T4 {2 E/ M* N/ L+ BQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? + V  Q1 F) n2 l: l
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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( U* T" Y. b6 b. E) dQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? , Z2 e# p" O+ K* m9 B
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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