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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? . {9 x* {% \/ G8 y# V9 S) O7 k
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. 2 Z5 c' c; U  |! K
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? , L) ^7 M8 O, w" D  `
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."   O4 j0 f  y1 A4 k( ?5 u+ D# `

7 B" |" M7 c0 g* GQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
* [) ]; |6 s: aA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 4 @7 q9 r" L1 ?# r$ C* V
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. & e9 q2 N/ u: n+ C* Q- n

: v9 r% @( |; y5 L( V( X. YQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 1 @2 _# t2 B! G5 r& i) n- E
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 7 k3 C* n1 a! N9 e- J

0 ]8 f7 d8 }6 q# cQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
- Q! U3 o: |$ @! V8 G, n% lA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. % j$ ?/ T& d) {6 Z
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? - x, N7 l2 R0 }+ Z1 e6 t
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 4 Y* L/ a/ P- W+ E

5 D# j9 \' c4 TQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? & d$ N3 u9 V5 G# A
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? $ H; _  ~" B2 }) ~
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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5 K, X# V: p6 |Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? / l% b+ i1 E/ d* L3 Y
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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