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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. % j5 |/ ^0 _& @4 g9 a! p

5 ]* X7 I" i& G6 x4 t* SQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 7 O$ n! r1 N8 T1 O& |) q9 J$ i( [. [1 ^
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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, `6 N' a3 @/ w/ [) yQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? ' c; }0 ~" ~1 X: N7 n# |" @
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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' G' k! N: ~7 m% D8 iQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? + l5 Y  x& Q& a8 F$ `
A: Your car. 5 \. |/ V  i; z
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
# E. b0 u5 Q' f" v3 V* P" S( zA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? : D; Q: l) S1 A& z% ~/ ^: o
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
' }2 R& h2 X1 p) bA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 8 Q. m$ \, x4 \

" y; @5 T7 {- F; l  tQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? : [0 c6 S- c& U3 D! @
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 3 \9 {, I3 D2 w
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
7 F( c3 W+ ]$ W; G) [. k+ [* NA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? ' _/ u. w# K/ J0 r( ]- {/ a6 r
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
- X" p) m5 h1 \2 L# t3 JA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? ( E6 r7 @5 U9 k" U
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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