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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. : B& J( |6 G/ s- r* q! H  R( B0 G, {3 E

' Z) Y' g) J0 u" K5 HQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 2 p9 V2 S9 t% q) S0 g9 Y
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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1 M1 x$ G) L* C1 jQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? , h9 S: d6 n& f5 j# D, b) E7 c' ~& e0 g
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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% K5 o$ T+ j$ ~5 VQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
3 |$ I$ I( [( I7 DA: Your car.
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1 O  p! r7 V; q8 ?) M" ?0 nQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
( s  S' C0 m1 B: v" v/ ~A: Be too drunk to find your keys. ( k: s& b7 M0 |( B& Y' o

' ?5 q1 d  A% bQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
1 Y" b9 ?7 f' ^. R$ [, SA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 7 |; Q  E- x  v& R) [+ e& b
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. + U( C; N/ [" D/ c: u
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
% y! _! b8 ?! ~1 OA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
. d' i, U: H2 h0 X! r' x- iA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? # L+ q4 k0 K6 S" M! A( U* E. W5 h& v
A: Heavy psychedelics. - [, B$ Q) T9 H$ `$ x$ t
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? " [; [. W% }# y9 ^8 s' n
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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% H* k! ]3 N- j' x* J* M6 s( o0 xQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
( N# y8 p8 J: O$ Z% YA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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