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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 0 l2 S2 A& M( ^
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
2 r- R1 R9 |$ fA: What for? He can't see my license plate. " p$ j2 Q6 s: H' D( z% d( P
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
. v% b( b7 u2 }1 N" I3 {, ?6 K2 MA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
. s$ Q. w+ c- ^A: Your car. ! ], s& f$ D/ E3 m( J, c

% `" q5 m: |2 j7 T" z" PQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
/ m: F1 G* g/ k7 U. P7 i9 rA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
: k8 b  }1 ?! q1 }5 XA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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5 D/ d$ I3 w; K# `5 j! R3 yQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 2 L* r' a, b1 N2 L
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? $ m8 g# _0 Z* q  d  Z: _
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. - a$ G; a$ D' v& b: J

8 C  u" s) ?: M8 J4 ]Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
5 e% f/ Z7 [8 f% N$ n6 N6 oA: The color.
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- \4 m" l6 s3 D1 m% IQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
& h5 L: P8 G2 v1 |; }# s; x4 P& aA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
9 m0 N9 }# B  i& h1 f8 s) J7 A2 vA: Carry loaded weapons.
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* r# f/ E$ {7 y' }Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? ! s( O, t. i% E1 P9 R, @
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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