Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

/ ]  E) `: I" C6 JQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
- Q$ V! Y8 T$ G8 e9 ^/ VA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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* _! K5 R$ x4 s& J: k" MQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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3 J7 K+ D& X- {  G- ?+ nQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

/ B' J5 @/ v& i0 K- p' M4 HQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
; Z0 c3 w  w2 @& n, m7 o6 `/ |0 |4 zA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
$ o. }- C! E/ W7 i0 kA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

# ~$ e4 ?: W; r. L9 lQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
% g+ l0 I) P! uA: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
7 d' m& X9 A# _% t/ XA: Heavy psychedelics.

- f2 K! `1 B# g3 J. VQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
" l" M) k# [7 _# j$ [& t! H2 g6 ZA: Carry loaded weapons.
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. ]: Z; _6 A3 p9 qQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
: z% @/ q$ M2 s' iA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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