Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

, g6 j; s) o/ x2 W4 b" QQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
4 t6 J0 R* _- wA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
1 ]! n8 Z% _8 o2 @  w9 JA: Your car.

1 O! u2 \' c% C  yQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
. r& ^" z4 o" K$ ~/ c) ^% c2 YA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
% D0 F# ^$ _. L# Z4 JA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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& F# z8 G: n" k: h0 mQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
  j/ f) z1 G& M/ g% P. DA: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
  M8 J6 T  [4 ^, w4 Z4 `A: Heavy psychedelics.
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6 u' u: g& l: C& f5 h1 n. pQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
% X9 z2 T. p  C6 R$ u0 F& GA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
# L( {5 W' C) W1 g. N0 i8 a- t+ e+ iA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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