Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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8 x. p+ r. N* y6 RQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
6 K+ i# X2 n; a* C: hA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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9 L3 r  H% Q, w) M2 _( R% DQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
* z( @( ]7 B( F# Z/ b! w' \, P+ t4 GA: Your car.

3 I7 S$ L" U' D) O; ]$ {Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
3 g1 a5 l) c4 ^, b# }/ s9 iA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

! H: L! r) v; [Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
# q* f# N. ?* D; v& [A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
8 t+ j2 o( s) c% g& ^: kA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
- T# H7 \& s, M( D* HA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
( R: q  C, p: g2 |. xA: Heavy psychedelics.
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$ |1 d9 M' B& JQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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8 ~- e9 n1 g8 `+ f0 YQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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