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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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& Y* ?9 e: R) \; AQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
; ?4 k/ T+ d% s7 VA: What for? He can't see my license plate. % ?% y7 b. s/ W5 _* V
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
" u6 i- m! J. C5 G$ z6 x$ WA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." % B& v" \; H) r4 y, N; ]7 w% K

4 t# l  n1 i  `) n  i6 s1 a2 UQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? + U+ i/ @/ @% [/ O, N
A: Your car. 1 K$ }& t& d  s4 S$ \; s

1 Y6 X, H. M/ u1 m9 JQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
, y' ]  ^; r$ X4 L( s: hA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
" G6 b, w' `5 o) o' a! p$ O, vA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. ' A& e7 |. f6 @# h8 ^5 K

& d# J) O' z9 f2 ~3 K4 HQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
( f# ]+ \0 ]: {* A7 ^; `A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. ; D# @, F. ^5 ~" d* @3 X6 i

: _/ b8 g$ |+ i" X- NQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
" y% P5 `" [0 I' X& A9 y# T+ _A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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6 n* {; ?0 S- m1 r. bQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
% F1 Q- A) u9 o- P" C; }& ZA: The color. / O6 `9 c, ?3 d9 I# D

& Z) N5 g, u& j, aQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 5 [+ ^3 d/ j3 q9 s
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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  U5 F4 U* E/ e7 ^9 r' Q0 T$ rQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
9 y* R- d5 J. SA: Carry loaded weapons. + N: I  [" Q5 K' l" H

# |. X, ~% z- FQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? - e. J; ^6 Y: I$ g8 N, y$ K
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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