Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
; C9 l( g0 C8 ^) MA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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1 [7 Z( o( s) m& [, @Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
* y: ^! d% t# ~8 F  s0 m& l) _A: Your car.

' c" |# R$ m" l: P* iQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

$ s6 B7 {% l/ v$ T2 P7 [* hQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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2 G5 r0 ^1 Y; Y  q3 }; ?Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
4 N! Z6 x3 M4 N# MA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

! g6 Z' P# Y4 T* h& HQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
) I& v; J7 i# Q! j( j9 X6 }% @- g' aA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
2 ^& c# {; u) j; ?A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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