Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
  k, \: G/ S# @! `. C; EA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
( m* N# m0 d  d. X4 e# uA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
# L( l  d  i, k/ ^, y* q9 Y; I; rA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

; c; {6 z( ~* Z8 H5 {$ b7 H4 E6 [  uQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

) f9 u% G. R* vQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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1 E$ X% f. B* \) o) G+ h: b: vQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

* o3 a" }+ X- F2 f6 K( }8 {' dQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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7 j+ @8 o2 I8 f  n  iQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
' D) V1 a9 ?; n; r" dA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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