Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
6 e0 x3 Y$ s, F& \/ v+ ZA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
% j' Q# o. _  `2 x& P' V+ zA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
0 i7 r/ J. [! K+ J) {A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
0 g7 i) ?! C4 d7 g* FA: The color.

+ ^& T$ E; b6 P$ ]! `3 B2 NQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
  B% [7 s; I! i1 ^, c. \A: Heavy psychedelics.

9 e- |- A/ G# s" i3 A( L" vQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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