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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. ; l/ k* R4 Q- v, b" W$ ?
' g: t5 D7 R: R! R. v: j i4 dQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 7 |9 b, p2 S( t d! [
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. ' y& c0 F \% B8 h/ @5 k8 q
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 8 p/ U6 z3 w% m, A& [; L& d# N3 v* o
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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- W4 Y8 h2 G+ u+ ?0 ~/ K5 E: P8 DQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
. j+ f) i, f- Q& b. ?* x8 `7 [A: Your car.
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; c# {8 P. W8 ?1 m. x) yQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
) k) s1 s" [7 ~5 s8 eA: Be too drunk to find your keys. 8 c- l f* O3 R1 D# p" C1 _
# J+ D. Z6 w H# kQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? - ?' h# F3 L8 [0 {: u
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. / [; \0 K7 w( d B7 Y" x
2 R- J Q& {( AQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
1 a! P9 x W P( [( |A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. + u$ A% a$ ]0 r+ u( F
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
2 y. B, K f! y- E: F1 I" qA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 4 c% s t$ m* V' U/ |2 ]) T
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
( ]- `) a0 C6 Z* a8 KA: The color. 4 a2 {- q; `0 n& D% d8 O
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
/ s; g N, s) H0 ^( a# f8 D7 sA: Heavy psychedelics. 8 w# C3 h4 u, D
6 e' g7 e6 P- Y% B) T* W/ P2 yQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? , {1 R9 n) D3 M5 \, x
A: Carry loaded weapons. - d& N# X8 ?9 D
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 0 v! {% l q5 n' ^ Y; \4 i) X
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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