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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. ! c% z/ E1 i7 x! f) ]
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? * d+ O, G/ R% y9 ]# m/ \& t. K, B
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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+ ^: K6 H" `. |+ ZQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
4 u% q% i; ~( V( Q. w& {A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." & `! ^1 T7 e& J. U/ U
4 n8 q& N& o% Z- l( U g: w' PQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
( R5 y: J0 R+ h! G0 v# e* E1 IA: Your car.
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# z! K& J8 S% |7 JQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? , B. m7 c8 w! g; \5 U
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? ! }$ v% z$ W' M* Y( F3 H
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 0 R( m; U ~7 u; O/ @6 q5 S
% j' U- v6 G6 z* q0 k3 L- U# ]. wQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 0 }7 G; f. V V- g
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 5 @9 h6 J8 J0 @1 B o
+ |# J7 l j9 z# j" {Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
) Z& _8 y& [2 x& E( E5 S5 d4 g: P. XA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. % s; a0 U* G' I" D9 N
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
$ k4 H9 y3 c" y# Z4 MA: The color. ; p" ^; k5 y. p; U; |. B( j
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
. E3 s) d8 z) V/ E* S7 _9 JA: Heavy psychedelics. + R% {: A$ D. ~1 g; V! J
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
6 u/ M9 q* n# a" V9 k" nA: Carry loaded weapons. 5 q& H& y9 U$ b4 W1 z( Q! U; n
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? + L* p( X D2 I" |3 s
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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