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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 7 X2 I4 P6 ~8 v7 S6 Z
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? / I' {5 F, G6 |
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
2 }) f& f5 r. h5 Y/ OA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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& f" l& U! k! o. j! R5 Y( Z0 V% CQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? # _& A9 h3 W# t$ s; E" q
A: Your car. $ J$ `9 F# V& C* I! S. ]
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
4 q* I1 |2 a/ e6 d/ [1 U2 f7 SA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? / x% }% h% g- @
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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# U: J' c* ^, @+ kQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? & u" g/ S5 b/ g. P) v: t0 b5 O
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.   Q/ }# r7 l2 s
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? , J' B1 u: f+ j; g" ^  a
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. - R8 G4 t2 l  K6 U
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 7 W6 j' q. H8 [, i8 p5 w. H
A: The color. ; U. T0 Z2 a0 z. v5 b9 T; u! u
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? # C, J* @' D' I' Q( c; |* `
A: Heavy psychedelics. . I. j) n2 ?) E+ v% S

1 g- M: J- ?: w6 U2 H: LQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? % _" v, C$ u: b9 w/ ^3 w8 g) {
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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1 x3 g) X7 I7 pQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
: n  ?* F! `& g, W. JA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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