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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 1 p1 y- c- a/ y7 H
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 5 L ~8 \* [+ Z) U
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. ; i f: H5 W% v7 l7 Z1 a
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 3 B( d. s% t0 r0 B6 |: p$ V D
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." : z ]9 P+ m! H5 e |0 b
. @3 K- {8 b2 V! ]* `Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? ! G& U+ |% A( l
A: Your car. * I3 ~4 q2 C7 p) w
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 4 ]3 C: t. j7 ?4 b( l; A
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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( s9 ]% H% |8 U2 Z" v/ [' d2 K, lQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? $ ]' [% v+ X, Y. M( S8 H, v# ]8 ]
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 2 f, b1 r+ `) M( b) g3 k, [' E* ^8 D/ Z( ]
- m; o' q! `! @7 IQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
9 Q( J9 m5 [( c' {4 jA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? : A3 }; _% z: A5 Y. Y
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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6 L s& V; P0 G7 T0 N3 {7 jQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 5 Q6 X; e$ A5 ~3 h* d
A: The color.
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) }0 N0 q) S3 w6 k; c6 f# K7 a( [Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? , b, y* [! @2 }* \1 U0 w% r6 U# ~
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? ; J2 d8 A) @! }) W
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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& F/ \& E8 `4 a+ t7 HQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 5 X& [& u3 u4 l
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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