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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her."
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; }3 U2 k1 k$ v4 a8 E( t+ _ G1 k0 q1 jGeorge was brokenhearted.
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After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. 5 f& p( G- m8 [5 i. k2 ]
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"Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this."
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! [+ o3 E& L6 C) @. OGeorge was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared. : {6 Y$ b# k1 ~! n, {
4 z6 ^6 ]1 e. I, r" A: I' }"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister." : A1 v+ L: w( i9 G( {3 `
2 `+ S1 F2 B* n: h; n7 |5 @9 B% Q"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father." |
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