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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her." $ n1 P4 T9 V' N% O' T
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George was brokenhearted.
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@9 {% v3 |1 x$ ^- `% qAfter eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. 8 o& [; Z( M* j K( F
" Y: i m3 `. ^"Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this." 4 v- S7 H. M( e1 Y9 G
8 u5 R( u; e6 M: ]George was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared.
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; }- R0 A4 [' B6 n3 F! O# j9 A; @"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister." 9 _# o4 h2 v( b) d2 u
3 b% l- F8 A! n+ i, _! l; @- e"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father." |
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