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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her." " y1 |) ?3 O: A2 }& c- d$ c# O; {
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George was brokenhearted. ( W& s+ f: ?6 p# y3 m) [
6 d1 B4 Z$ @, Q4 b8 nAfter eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. ! |4 M: h* b# F' c
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"Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this." 3 E6 x" \- a' d( d+ O
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George was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared.
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% A/ j# K/ k: l7 o8 _"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister."
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+ K) G) |) c; P: Y0 x"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father." |
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