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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her."
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George was brokenhearted.
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% M, i# o. e8 b+ ~After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news.
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1 V2 k2 @/ q( s0 I2 L"Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this."
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' L1 f, x9 d* F0 C7 ] Z' w) @7 TGeorge was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared. & _: R3 A1 P/ L" F0 N2 @6 |4 O
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"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister." ' B8 _, C% U2 d7 t+ E% x
! L9 M4 p4 D, m |$ h"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father." |
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