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发表于 2008-10-14 11:42 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her."
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' Z: d3 T- B9 W$ P. G4 wGeorge was brokenhearted. ' }  ~3 U8 |5 J# S
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After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. : W4 }- N" J7 f/ Y" B
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"Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this." ' F7 [. A% R, {! Y6 @
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George was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared. & A4 x8 J  W% Y4 l1 @3 N* B: M
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"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister." : z/ a% a2 s' X7 h. U, c

( u0 T9 F; \6 ~9 I) w"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father."
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