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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her." 3 x% A, o3 ]; \$ z5 w% E
8 `0 L q( d+ Z5 h# U5 [George was brokenhearted. ' W+ w8 y& O+ F$ g. B: j( o
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After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. - _! M, [) u+ _3 g& x: w
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"Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this."
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0 w- z) l/ q% o. q/ QGeorge was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared.
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w: Q0 {' I \) e$ D"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister." ! v0 n M# ^$ k2 G& m6 |6 T4 s
! P. D) [1 F+ C- Q Q8 H! p; N3 i"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father." |
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