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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her." - c5 F8 I" A2 ^ a
- I" f+ i! x; M: d4 H3 \. ^George was brokenhearted.
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- n1 t# [1 {1 {3 G$ [: PAfter eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. 5 k0 Z$ i3 |" M5 \
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"Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this." : G: V! \/ T+ f& V
" Z7 h, d+ s5 k4 S0 n8 aGeorge was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared.
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; e7 I o. B- C9 R"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister." 1 U8 r+ d0 O1 ?+ g" w. V: \$ V
9 M" F2 @9 v7 M& Y! {& N"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father." |
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发表于 2008-10-14 11:42
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