10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
" H6 c' O1 V( O' b8 G' z2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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2 v2 Z5 C7 S6 r0 g( N4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
+ V( H3 d; P* Y/ [& {& ]8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
. [; F, Q1 Y& Q' V& n10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

Grass could mena herb

; ?) R& l% P! hare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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: J$ R$ U, C, u8 ~$ a8 w$ \! I+ Rare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

1 ~# Y- s9 g- M/ T7 ^grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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$ J# F- @, M( b! tdid not get the first one, where is the pun
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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

; I1 P. R  U% j5 {( l7 \1 rgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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0 n, q9 q+ H0 D; y4 D5 T: }did not get the first one, where is the pun

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really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

2 [: Z5 m8 C6 F8 t  lgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

: u0 F" D+ w* x7 v" a$ H"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
* i# Y( n& c; F- K"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表

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5 Y4 a+ G$ L* J' Y+ g"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表


- P' V2 C  X. X- ^0 \i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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9 {. [* R" V5 r2 \en, it hit me now

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