10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
- d$ M8 d& Y- c+ F- i3 ^- ?2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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7 T8 y4 W1 n+ ]) o9 U5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
* |" F7 }. K" m/ J% w  j6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
0 s. ^$ Z% Z' s) Y$ a8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
8 U! J* q0 k; Q6 Y5 X  ~9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
- u# M4 N8 R' g$ f1 L. V& K8 W10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
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千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
1 c0 r, P5 q' ~4 \  y3 d1 w% Lthis is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

* D: K; ^" t4 V5 V* J$ r$ xGrass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

Grass could mena herb

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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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3 K  Z! O/ r0 tare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

2 M7 n3 S6 c/ @1 S0 |  ]did not get the first one, where is the pun
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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

0 G% ^/ h  Y7 w7 O2 }) i+ H% t5 Kreally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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- `1 y! A; L% t2 x. @% J2 ei get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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8 C; z5 K4 [$ x& Mgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

' y1 K# ~, W( f' l) L5 r4 h( wdid not get the first one, where is the pun

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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
! Z, F( T$ f  E"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表


i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

en, it hit me now

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