10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
. F& Q( A; f% {: n: ^% Q3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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! L2 w* W5 F, m: M: ]4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
" k. v: r: V4 h6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
3 @1 b; G$ _0 g8 u& s8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
* D# m2 v2 K& b& i8 z% \10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

Grass could mena herb

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瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

( M4 s# c# J4 R3 n, Rgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

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really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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0 y' O4 A: Y! [i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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, {& D" ]7 }1 b& j: p4 Vdid not get the first one, where is the pun

"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
# X/ S6 L7 k- n, R9 ?$ F, N0 n) o  C3 n"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表


"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
" X9 B# c; t2 r/ O9 P* e. U"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表

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& l* q4 e7 f8 B' p4 i4 Ni get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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en, it hit me now

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