10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2 l6 m: [0 O7 a* n/ o2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
4 P9 z/ ~' f! b# Y, s/ N( l8 a3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
0 t# {) r) J/ M3 y7 v' _9 B- ?4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA   
* p5 Y- Y1 L4 p5 h9 ^5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
% J" P0 M1 Y  U& v7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
# J  [& T+ [, ^/ C* B! ]interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
# {3 @9 q* ^- p# _! S6 L# y7 othis is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

Grass could mena herb

3 ~: W/ S9 r( D# A; ~are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表

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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

- k: f7 m" g; f) Q$ j( J/ H3 |grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun
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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

6 I! @/ Q5 G0 ?, @did not get the first one, where is the pun

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really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

# z: m1 Y1 U& _% P9 M1 j  p: V2 Pgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

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/ F5 y6 |! m! F! |1 M0 B+ ?i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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# k7 O/ Z4 n' a8 ndid not get the first one, where is the pun

"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
( J$ J* E# F- V! P" ]"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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( b1 }" [* H& X5 p( y' ]"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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( y5 h" h2 B" P* s" `1 li get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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en, it hit me now

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