10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA   
( w- E/ @4 o( _8 N( j4 |5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
* X4 X; Q: E" f, U  ^. I6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
  [: V( `# b# W! ^9 W9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
6 x. _- R2 `' U* G, J! Jthis is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表
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Grass could mena herb

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瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表

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! J  W7 l1 V3 B1 q3 Aare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

4 v) e" g# n9 r# T2 x" o6 k" |9 u+ ngrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

0 Z" {' B  d, @6 ?4 C. mdid not get the first one, where is the pun

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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7 g" o9 Z! g/ Y% B  ~grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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& g  U, y0 D! o4 o+ c. w* s) Z4 \i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
$ f2 d' O. Q  z" T$ C- g"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表

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! Z6 M4 @, `" Z7 k% r7 w- B) p6 G9 di get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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6 Q; J5 H7 y1 ~; P3 L  G7 [4 @en, it hit me now

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