10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
$ `5 _; @+ ]/ |+ ?Dave H - Hayward CA   
5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
' P9 {2 G; N5 m- e6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
0 f' C* H% O* |3 E8 |5 j* }9 o6 Q7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
5 C7 @  q+ e! V7 y0 S- [; A; ?9 T8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
7 r- t5 ?$ s: A7 d1 c! ?5 I& s% f9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

9 O" C! V7 D' IGrass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

% L' P! k7 _# E- w1 m5 jGrass could mena herb

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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表


are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

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  V' W6 Z2 i  f. P3 Dreally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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3 O+ j8 d4 ?/ D+ ?; g9 _- ~grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

5 r) \' y# Y, Gdid not get the first one, where is the pun

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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
' o. v. `1 c# a' [3 |"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表

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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

en, it hit me now

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