10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
8 ~6 @/ d" a: {2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
: g% L9 D2 ~* W) A- c3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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# S! {3 d0 O: U, P2 n% ^$ ^, [4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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! u$ n/ v1 N" y3 I3 M# E5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
. G9 K' ?4 H0 {: Q' v6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
, ~, U5 K3 ]- \' O9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
; i% B( }1 r8 w) t8 D2 ]3 Z- L( E10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
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千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
. v* d8 z2 l0 \! T9 o. C$ a0 [this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

- w/ u- [- p3 m; q2 h1 T* N9 YGrass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表
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: B: A7 Y. z% ?7 hGrass could mena herb

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( X/ h; ?4 P5 S( U& Pare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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7 d9 ^6 V- L& C  @are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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3 w9 i& \) [2 {6 Rdid not get the first one, where is the pun
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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

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* f/ i9 |+ l  h3 d# Preally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

+ i' |6 D! S- U& g! W8 ngrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

. a1 Z: u" ]$ a* S4 P9 rdid not get the first one, where is the pun

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/ m- H4 [+ I3 T+ k2 }7 b% y4 Ui get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
, ?& J2 b8 {- I& h6 ]"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表


"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
! i8 S7 K, m5 q/ e' {$ Z6 V# A$ ]"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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