10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
+ C$ `# p. p- g& e4 ?2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
/ x* M6 J  N1 v( A3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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; |1 \3 i7 }: q4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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, L' w' @4 v0 }5 h3 T9 d3 A5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
3 d* Q0 E9 |: ^% w* @; G6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7 G+ D: K+ U) I; Q- t7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
& K* F3 }3 z7 e' J! }- M: `( k0 M! J9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
0 e6 ?( Y" i& f. F- `2 q) T+ H+ E10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
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千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

% Z. ~- Z% k/ Y. `Grass could mena herb

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. p* p6 Q5 h2 \0 W! z6 j+ C8 S8 C1 Jare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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* D6 ?/ Z0 v& Oare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

6 O1 f! T5 Z2 d2 [$ [grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

[ 本帖最后由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:43 编辑 ]

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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( }) d; C' W* s/ [) G" Y0 xgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

  j# h7 V* O* Ndid not get the first one, where is the pun

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7 B3 i& C: Z1 t) d1 h5 I# z$ lreally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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% y4 x4 U+ m' F9 p# |: T( p) adid not get the first one, where is the pun

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' U. ?8 g( F2 ~9 pi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

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  o! L' Z9 u5 v' B* C"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
. S9 u* }8 p8 y& t' o' X4 d( K6 o"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
6 T) f8 |. d* G9 ~. W: W"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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:P

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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, m5 s1 j2 l" t& J$ g6 U& Ni get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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en, it hit me now

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