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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
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Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: 6 z' T3 Z% i, U3 x
- u- i8 v- p8 LI am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. + N& O8 E2 O5 X3 t8 x% o( J+ L
: `* K5 H, q/ g2 Y+ BYour mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. : \) g( [) x) D3 C
; _- r3 _8 j! t% T) kWe are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
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* r. E4 Q4 D I3 l! Z" B' G$ {: n The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
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, S H, z# W- d* DAnd your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
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Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' - q, }& C5 u. ^! N
/ o# U1 a. I6 s( SSo the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
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( I5 ^4 t% D9 }/ {Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
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He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.
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So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
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) G: {% R5 Q) r) N: U* t& LNot wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny.
- g% ~' `) p0 [9 m5 a$ m. {He gives up and goes back to bed.
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The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' . \/ J" M) j+ ]2 q( E( q. B
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
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The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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