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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
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" H1 W7 H; a: Q: Y0 q; Y6 XDad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: 7 i2 u1 p7 K1 p/ ~2 S+ ?& ?, b
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
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Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
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( f# B0 R; C$ R; A: `We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. . l% m! k- }% m9 k# s
: ]1 B( C$ j% n The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. % C- M' q" X; j* H" D3 K7 Q
; n4 `) |. \ S% x% IAnd your baby brother, we will call him the Future. $ ^6 Z [9 h4 X# ~8 D* ^7 @
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Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' ~' a1 J. c8 m7 N
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So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. ) ] L8 v' E/ j h2 Q; c
7 [: \ _, [ S/ M& L* \/ G1 FLater that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
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He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. ' F( M* s. Y1 ~( @2 {
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So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
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5 Z. n6 A* s f0 vNot wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. ; D, x$ @ h. Y; U6 [, K4 |4 @/ k! Y
He gives up and goes back to bed. l/ u- x7 a# ? @& x/ o& D
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The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' 1 G. O! Q! ^6 Q7 x. f0 g4 L F7 o% @- Q
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' ' C& u$ _! a z$ a _3 F- e x
) l7 m6 M, E; @The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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