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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
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Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: * X9 g5 }' n1 c- C; |0 s
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Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
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B% X+ U6 E4 w5 \5 [* EWe are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. . W$ M. q# d" |% F5 m
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The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
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$ y: Q0 F2 { L6 t x# s1 a" nAnd your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
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Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'
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So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. ; f& j9 x& H( N; W( h7 Q& z
( O6 o! |) y; U0 T5 J7 z' mLater that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. 3 {3 ?8 ^) l: W
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He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. ) S2 v' w- M+ {5 P ?
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So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
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5 h$ H( K( l0 f/ i1 lNot wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny.
5 b5 } f/ m7 W- m8 V( b: N8 hHe gives up and goes back to bed. 9 G I* c' X" o* K1 m+ O6 |
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The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
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/ u! a) p7 l; a! V4 j; P. wThe father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
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" k' {' } t9 ]1 kThe little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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