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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' 0 T2 T6 ~: d5 |1 L) Z8 v) o5 {
/ S" x: f# Z4 N3 Z5 p8 i0 RDad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
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8 O U# T' w! b( Q0 x5 I% ^/ S6 [I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
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Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
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) g% ] q2 H$ g. l9 v6 fWe are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. 9 `# e# n; z6 r& z" B" e& t9 f
) p! }, P8 n& @) l* T, I% f The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
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Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'
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5 x, P& l' r. t3 o8 M0 u% bSo the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
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Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. 2 o8 ?2 E) r% ~( E' s: }
$ A" q8 C& N4 g% L& ^He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.
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, f9 K- ?/ g$ ~; e1 N# g a3 K' jSo the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. . n4 o6 w8 S, G H$ e, z# I
! G) N% {3 M3 U1 [* y8 |$ qNot wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny.
/ q ~1 e: F, ?6 S4 I/ f- ~He gives up and goes back to bed. 8 I9 d! b5 T; q3 g) O8 J& ]# D: M
9 G0 h0 H6 Y2 eThe next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
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$ d6 H, J. q9 ^: ^: M; g% IThe little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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