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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' 0 x3 o6 `, u' j, v6 u+ g
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Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
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Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. ) N" N9 ^% ]" v9 S
1 v i" A9 Q: {5 S: R9 E& u1 FWe are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. 9 F T& i2 M' E" x L* c& @
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The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
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; [# g% f Q: J* s b2 \" h- B8 [And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
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Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' $ B6 r. Y) t# a) e, D
6 Z0 T: F" W7 H. e$ ^$ }So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
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1 R3 e% S8 Z& QLater that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. 1 B. E V- A0 \( }3 f9 ^
3 [ r; E# P! t. z# e' LHe finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. 7 l j0 f7 ]( T$ O% G9 |; W
% q' a; q7 u% cSo the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
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Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny.
+ K6 z+ F* Y9 s) X' @He gives up and goes back to bed.
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; J" d7 Q/ c& p" C- {) @$ PThe next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
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$ h; C0 n$ z# FThe little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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