Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if% g% R8 Q$ f, S* K9 K6 d
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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9 ]* W8 B0 a2 W7 \3 _/ i+ v( @ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
0 R6 U3 S2 W, r; \$ D he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The6 Y6 R9 {3 j4 T! }0 W/ ~8 I
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I8 j$ e8 i0 P0 V. i
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,( l1 K1 z' o$ Q! R$ [) O
you pay me only $5.
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will pay you $500.
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/ [7 e5 R6 o) F7 m! g6 \ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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; f& P3 h1 F' V1 K7 P- w8 F) xHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
6 Z' r( b( r; }( s' sthree legs, and comes down with four?'   }  u0 y0 `& U; u8 k
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all+ K7 ?/ f8 U" ^7 Z$ H. `5 t8 O
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all& o. O6 I' H( ^3 k: s
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
) S6 x8 y* K: P) O% w: Yof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
7 {' r0 v1 d: ?; mhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He  U) S$ C7 N# G& ]7 w$ _* |$ `& }% E
wakes the newfie up and asks, ) }6 G- B+ z" t! g9 u
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $52 V  M9 ^1 ]/ G+ R" S7 U
and goes back to sleep.! h/ f# X0 w; w3 J' V  I! k- p
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 # J: L O0 _3 f2 Q" u. V
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a+ f; A+ `+ p8 _0 Y
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb) ?* L* R9 V, f# e/ g: S0 Z
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if* r+ B9 u4 q' B; ^2 {" s
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 3 i6 u& i/ p* D# o* z- R3 i/ l$ d
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 0 o6 p k# [ {$ C
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$ |1 H! {0 [! ]( y好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：3 X' l9 f1 Y) T7 n" B8 n
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，/ ?( v2 V0 m4 H4 l* h8 _
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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" ]& |+ ?& m f6 F- {7 G) R2 c3 c全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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$ x2 H6 G5 H+ g真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 ' r- x5 _/ s* }! m( ]
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 1 O9 e8 j0 h8 {/ w5 A8 V5 D7 K, i; R
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 - s+ @4 Q7 R3 t! _4 B

, B6 z$ z4 T+ N! v- u大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, g. K* M0 \7 p7 p* w% Q; G8 U紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
/ s& O/ c7 P* o紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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