Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
5 k" y  V' v. G  z& p- J he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
+ L$ t* n$ S  v% G7 C) uask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

  s8 e+ [: ^* H You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

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the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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) h7 I* }5 Y) {The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
+ p- ^1 J6 \9 N' F% _, {- Nthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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% _! U) ]  h3 |0 f  @The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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" ~* p; z9 @! O, u! V' n. bThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
) m8 k- R' V$ t) g) \  F$ H2 ireferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
+ N7 j/ J: ~8 I0 z) \the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
$ c( E7 B; H3 H9 S/ Lwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
! M" i1 K# D& a" v5 E9 lcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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9 ?' Z3 K- }, R9 T/ W  c; q" R' yLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

4 }. `3 f/ \: b9 {! O6 [; L>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
, N* }3 s6 ~- {- Q- ~- b( n: {>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
# v2 S# P: \4 [% w0 d>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
3 Z1 L$ Z7 e; w, t0 B0 I, P>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
, O: f( N: I1 S# z7 M) `* |>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
: I3 S: N8 o# i3 @' i6 V>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
7 ?* c% y+ e7 {# o2 c# G+ d>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
( _9 h( ~5 W* m7 D1 ^( x>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
2 N  r% \3 U) M. [. l3 |, a+ {A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
" {) m9 B: z0 m8 B& j. lthe newfie would l ...

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: h) _" W( b5 N8 ^好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
" @6 ^* Y) E. q6 U“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
% s7 D3 e5 z0 C; z& {0 J5 w好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
/ O! Q' m. C0 W5 o“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
9 L3 }* _% [  K$ F- Q5 c好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

' `0 j  h4 q# f/ ]/ P- ~真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

; \' C; D8 [9 K1 U- a7 s真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

  w3 R3 b/ Q/ N5 D* I2 K真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

8 c6 s, m# V; m, j" ~真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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: I* A$ n' @7 k别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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$ X( K$ `/ S  V' p别把我往坏路上领啊。

" Z2 H; L( o& y; h/ d6 H! @你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

" ]8 z# D) t2 o: }$ s2 ]5 X# s多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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0 p4 C) u( ^) p) t* c0 B) l大学教授哦，能不剥削？

' q8 A6 P0 L% c: U4 C8 S7 p她是大学教瘦？
+ y% u' ]' h5 `$ B  k& m大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

- F; @7 |. Z9 {* a1 Y. a' b说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" d( f2 F% z, O0 Z紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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3 j$ f3 J! K. {  D哈哈，你们在这开小会呢