Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
  ]) J' Q7 {( f7 t; V he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
, _+ C+ O. Y# r lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
2 [3 S  r- j3 T( Jask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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0 H# h% h, @* Z, m1 A' _% q  s0 o  X You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
5 C) l$ y/ g# ?: m& @ will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
' |( V1 X& j( j4 Hthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

+ v9 M- S3 ^' n' X4 M  X0 J3 `The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
1 W3 U; S& |$ [& O+ Q7 sthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

$ Z8 E/ p0 F  H7 ^: IThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
+ P% F! [. w, ?$ a4 s5 y. ythree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
7 p  b( P# H4 l# ^& P) {( Mof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
% `- n4 ?" ^* D8 T/ H- v; D% swakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
, J5 P% P( k5 @8 u- o. pcomes down with four?'

6 ~+ F& b* _/ C! R: d* H9 |  J5 aThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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, e% \4 r- p" w$ `Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

1 b2 V; r( @2 h- H+ ?>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
* o: F6 @) b7 e4 h2 E>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
  G* j; G. V' F: h, _>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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; X( B& I' J5 g6 k. k  c  e>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
' T& m9 ?2 c5 X4 F/ }$ P3 d>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
3 d! E5 Y) U! L' W5 @>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
5 L: P6 A4 d4 d/ S3 p>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
) y& N. z$ ?0 \7 u7 x/ Y# f0 H8 B: U+ q>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
4 h9 a0 h! v7 b. ?2 }' ylong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
2 D2 d$ @9 Y( P0 k) J* Dthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% d0 O, x4 z0 Q. w9 }5 u“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

4 i" ~4 y3 ~' v$ w, k; x5 T真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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6 M+ `6 F8 |+ e5 a) T& f好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
7 U' U; ?; J+ ?& n  m# S3 K" l好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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; O; n; q- o. i9 H) v# }真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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2 L. y7 G- l( E别把我往坏路上领啊。

4 B. f1 a! x  r; U; @) i+ p你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
3 K: r* |) K  {( }! Q9 S8 F加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

4 U8 L0 `$ O2 |; R多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

! Q8 }: [+ s/ p5 T5 \0 r' I# H; o9 r大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
- ^3 X8 Z, i- V) E8 X# |' c9 H大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

: s7 }" J; j# {+ u! r" W% O说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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