Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
, v6 `* Q* e. u# t+ Y" }1 Mlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
7 z  n- p% I) o, `3 w' Kthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
$ l/ L5 [2 R) k9 U The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
+ b6 y% ?( q: g$ ]. }& v6 C0 s6 f lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
2 e& u$ a' u! Aask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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0 l! h5 ]" x* u5 s8 R- {7 C You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

" \6 V) r& ^# u/ N4 K This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

+ k' q0 ]% {& n) Q3 fThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

4 x  L3 \6 I- H! k* P; x9 l5 NHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
3 |, r& q# K, ]8 i) _three legs, and comes down with four?'
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7 b8 ~- ~# z/ w8 Q# B7 f. TThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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' w, c! a: K5 Z' ~The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

" ]4 d* T0 ^2 a$ x- t" f# ?'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

7 j7 N  W9 f5 W- j" _6 UThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
$ R1 f, A- I  l# b7 m7 Cand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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1 ]. t9 Z; R* ~, _9 t% JLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

6 x, Y5 H: _6 G: u: i>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
# a5 K; ^: _3 g$ @9 m>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
! Z$ M1 S4 Z3 O! {0 r  ^>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
# X1 k# r/ {; h1 m! j4 i>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

2 \6 u5 h: \8 j9 I6 v( @) m: f) A8 u6 V# @>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
5 Q8 Z* X) w/ |* iA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
8 U; ^. ?7 f' Y% @; j4 u; x% ]“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
7 T/ E4 F+ j1 U加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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1 f6 s2 m& o; \8 O好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
5 o1 M) F9 a( Z4 v1 C6 i“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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1 I/ ~9 R" N" |8 _7 \% ?全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


% r# c5 K1 E- G# v; s! U) `全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& M1 Z: O' X% i2 U加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

1 r1 x5 T3 T. l  @6 q- A+ d! R多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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3 h; u+ k8 a) a0 z/ Z真博学，偶像啊。

8 |) D% V. E& V& y: k1 D: R大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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6 V0 c- n' y" Y; q- J大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
- H" U; {6 R% U0 a# P9 ^; L/ y大学教胖还差不多
2 I) C3 Y* `% O她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢