Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
" p" k( M) a$ c" N2 x8 S% Hthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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4 B4 ~( F$ M/ J9 p. h The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
+ k3 x* I  B$ D. e" Y  [( R he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

7 h8 q7 O" v  E4 G1 K0 r+ [7 X You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

+ {% a: q9 _* R8 t0 T7 Z! @- H3 HThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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5 ~: C* R& I+ G9 t; O( I: B7 @1 ~He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
0 B8 P4 H6 i# r1 fthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
8 w( U3 S. V3 Z4 j7 {; M7 w7 fthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
) k4 P6 v0 L5 U- M' j/ Kof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
& E& D+ e8 r# |+ ^8 Whands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
  ]. g! F7 A2 N$ e0 w; X% ~! wback to sleep.

6 \5 |. Q9 k: ]6 r6 l% c" [The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
+ e* q& ^* h  c$ nwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
( m; L# g( P  W" p) scomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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9 D- C" c9 |# M! |% ~>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
& |3 |$ {! Q3 t# ^4 l# p>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
- h& ?' T9 k& C' I( S>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
+ i2 K* L6 H1 v! n>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
0 n" K' x, b8 t* u>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
& ^! r" m7 J% N6 n' q5 D/ D>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
  |0 }$ Q* |* r5 l: b* w% g8 Q>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
4 }9 k' c& [# W7 P" Q% a  ~" f>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
1 I0 `, f+ R! @( U1 t8 N; j+ q>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
9 L5 E9 e3 d; R0 [/ @# l4 t; llong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 _. Y1 v! Y! Q, d9 B, u7 ethat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
% x2 M3 d$ F$ ^9 ?& }5 nthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
! `& y2 y; S: F( m  d3 }* H- y“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
. i; {) }3 @. o) n$ s: P好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



) p- X+ v* v# O好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
. y! ~5 ?2 o" r' v7 P好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

& E4 K- q( ]% k/ F' g7 Q真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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, C, U% {! e+ O* n+ `  i& R真聪明，偶像啊

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4 V* s9 g" M' _# i3 A  _$ p8 L6 z, O全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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- c1 Q1 S4 o: h+ X) I" Q2 E3 h# t全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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5 z+ `- j/ E$ v别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

* L8 u8 V  H+ D) M$ `你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 a4 F' j* w! O' Q加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

2 D$ x& H; ]4 e# t0 m多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

4 o7 K7 t8 d) i8 n* o) ]6 ]' M' U大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

* }$ f; E0 ?. S' j7 z/ T3 N, f她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
  c8 n* ]) }; F( e* P. {6 a  b紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

! D' ?5 X& ~. C0 Z  V% y: A说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

1 |0 q9 F) _- ]2 N哈哈，你们在这开小会呢