Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
7 [& C! S7 j/ g& _6 ^) Y, W/ dlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
4 `* x1 Q  q; D0 y0 @that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, Z* w, \* O1 U& U: Mthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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' x3 b  Y, _! a& ` lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
( U9 X8 ^; J/ L. K4 f& s9 Y2 Q# `* Uyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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. H- H+ \4 d0 r3 j This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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  p8 \  G$ L3 q) _$ z4 {The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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  a3 S. }( H1 W- u7 }Now, it's the newfie's turn.

: o( [' f/ @$ h0 @( T* Y3 r7 C" mHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
3 \6 R4 P! u& n0 i: s/ L7 _7 Freferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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+ E0 S. s& z+ l4 `2 f' `/ ~- k2 sThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
7 M" o" l( I& x/ ]0 O$ A>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
' ~$ D* |7 i2 q>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
" z- Z% ~) w; H; ^>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
& l8 G: C; [. l- R$ n1 L>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
4 N6 s* x1 G* I1 A7 {>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
' o  g  x* y& Z1 u" }5 I>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
. i& w- t  o$ _" j/ {>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 T) m2 _9 b( x. ~that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
2 i, s7 h# j; l“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
/ D& y8 ^# w6 T! d好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 f  N; b6 l# ?: W3 _( e加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

. i. E, @" P  k真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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+ G7 |5 {& Q' X5 p' _+ M好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 i, Y( N/ s! f0 Z好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

3 x8 F1 W! C; L3 A0 l$ ~* |真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

3 o& {2 a% i; ?7 W- s/ M# D: f7 n# |$ |真聪明，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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# B+ z+ F* q# L% r5 w真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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7 C6 s1 s7 f" m: L+ e真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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8 I7 _/ D+ t, ~# q- r, W. S别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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  _0 H+ l! L$ A' X1 n别把我往坏路上领啊。

) A4 i8 {& W' v4 `6 T$ j$ n4 u你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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她是大学教瘦？
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她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢