Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) b4 {+ X, [' qthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
! V' x  b, A# _& P/ m* z lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
; E/ |4 i5 }) F3 W6 ~you pay me only $5.
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' A8 |! S  T1 Q You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
$ |+ Z. x) x% }: h  f3 ?) Q# c will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
  q! V( t' O, m/ Uthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

$ u9 t, v  B* Z7 _The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
. m7 R$ ^0 F3 C8 z- R7 G: zthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
2 l" V. i, v3 A; zpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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' w3 x! V  z2 y) n' wNow, it's the newfie's turn.

2 u+ |. G; c8 U7 n  K! S8 e- KHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
, [) U+ B+ H: F% }9 u( _- sthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
. R: K. _' f4 @  d" l  xthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
6 H  b& {9 z! b% n' G$ `* q6 G! jhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
4 e0 m! T3 R0 Kwakes the newfie up and asks,
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* g4 p$ ]/ y! O* [$ u'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

, o/ c5 K5 r1 i: A% H# y  _) `Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
0 t1 O6 ?3 s; G) d>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
% G0 [0 X, Q' r6 r  J7 Q5 t* |>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
+ X8 ]: F2 P5 h! C1 }& a9 m>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
; h" G- s# i# v" n  R0 i6 k>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
3 u9 w0 Z. }. d  Q1 f$ h>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
$ m! t2 {9 R, ^, b8 W6 c  [that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) V! Y3 c+ Y5 c! P6 rthe newfie would l ...

& K  a  b  S8 ~1 H5 |好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
1 W* `' {! l# L6 p" H“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
4 J" O+ P) w9 T. R, H好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 m2 t- `+ d9 K; q- L  A真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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8 x- L9 R" H9 C9 C' B/ X- L好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
. c* m1 h$ O' |5 J. L, \- F“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

; A( r- Z" u! q. G" V6 h. u3 F/ I真聪明，偶像啊

0 `8 j9 E: X9 L" F/ v; P全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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( s+ h, m* _' e# j4 ^) B. c全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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, ]& t& f( o4 `1 `$ D) H别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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; V9 M) S* e* Q7 l# y1 i9 c; c别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ h/ z- c4 i+ Z; d! |9 G8 m  i8 g多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

: F" T! c' u" x+ _7 f1 x! u真博学，偶像啊。

) ]$ y$ K$ b& t1 L# s% T大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

; k0 L  z2 u! C5 e! W. i0 t她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

6 N$ A5 Q% ]" Y7 i说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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/ x4 J7 v" Q8 K! u- d( j哈哈，你们在这开小会呢