Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a9 C/ `5 @; y! O( Q6 g: A7 R; H
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would like to play a fun game. 4 r8 q8 f+ Z8 F8 r
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so9 F* W6 M& w& C. _: Q
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The; ~8 {" `; x' X, k
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I: p% q! P7 F% ]4 e% G- O. u3 H
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
% W3 p6 ^5 n0 p" z2 i9 ^, ^& l- Jyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep# t9 g/ v  x! h& E! e$ ]
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. & H! K% D5 I3 _0 @. C3 J
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
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lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.2 ^; [4 e# E, ]. {5 l& _/ S+ \. {

( D, M3 {& O8 ?He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
9 R# Q4 M2 E; G: X* T8 B" {three legs, and comes down with four?' 5 \7 r4 u6 c; s7 D" q

+ K/ Z1 d* }4 T1 b: |+ \The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
7 ^9 x9 B& V- Greferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
* |$ K- z2 c, f' ]5 Sthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
0 z# v" j9 V& C7 u6 u1 S/ eof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and- G- Y9 Y3 j  ?2 _5 x: t
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
4 \/ h+ f9 F, Z& a" I" a, U/ Sback to sleep. $ e2 Q. ~+ h0 h# F+ [/ C- x

" v# s  \: C5 X+ p9 p  D" A5 sThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
5 I$ j) S' e- R1 ?wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and9 F4 G+ W; q! k
comes down with four?' 0 J9 t, c$ F+ |4 H, v% a2 C7 C2 K

: L! [2 M9 o3 ~; x; L0 Y, Z5 p, gThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 ' P6 u+ M: H' G
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a% {- G9 @. {& t9 ?
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 7 e# _' D" S- _' M
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 : A% K* V) K' h* c
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：# l$ T, j- N' @$ y* K
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“， @0 A) I# \2 f4 @8 D3 m$ _
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 0 r* C& w- e, F8 T0 t
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 / u3 S' ~4 k- Y- @& X

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/ [2 |! S4 O3 q0 c6 T别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 # |' G5 X0 U7 b7 F( W0 V
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 2 Q, X! \& T! z% o
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 6 [# u+ X' e# d4 t+ h

* k1 B7 Z+ b+ _5 C" Y大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 . m& m& ?8 S7 [# E6 }
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
# [; M2 A# t2 j紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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