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& Q Q9 A6 b! P/ O8 y! r' Mlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb& v u, d6 ^% `. k6 W
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if/ G1 m% e! P8 N1 ]
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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, T5 s5 k$ o- p/ y The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
$ {' A v+ q2 U) c' @! W) c" G1 }5 t9 i he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The" a8 S. x0 O. L9 q$ ^+ d# W# _
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
' o) E+ _9 _8 x! zask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
b6 D3 v% A0 x4 lyou pay me only $5. 8 ]; c0 h1 ^) v+ m+ S) G: g
5 \6 H+ N7 R% ^7 [ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I6 R* J' p$ l# z9 v! g
will pay you $500.
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4 s! u s$ @# w; r This catches the newfie's attention and to keep) {$ |# A, F- _# j' E! m) |: Q/ M
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 8 w; R2 s, Y8 Z
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's+ W$ u- R) `, ?7 v0 R
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' - @3 `* _9 f8 [- j( `
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his% m- T; g8 @ m2 u. b! g7 c. D; y1 t
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the. e& l/ C9 h) x q5 o% |6 z! _
lawyer.
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8 S! |' w5 [2 I5 M6 k7 u# U+ {Now, it's the newfie's turn.5 N4 X8 E; S9 p6 j+ V' b
! [0 G3 I& U7 q" e% IHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with! N$ [. N+ X# V) Y0 Y
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
+ E; a( S4 W1 Creferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
, L; L4 q" p; m9 |the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour, x v; \) B) t! T' }
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and7 K- Z6 I) @ \! S- m9 l4 t
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
3 A c! x! z/ ]% o0 U' bback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
+ k( W/ j% z. ~7 n7 m4 R1 b: M8 hwakes the newfie up and asks, # X7 ?! M; N3 Q/ Y8 Y' R1 I
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
5 |: d5 B+ f6 Gcomes down with four?' 8 N) [# R9 _9 R& U! ^: L) ?1 o! j
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41
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