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 1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4. Then analyze the situation:
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.+ F5 x: R1 {& R
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.% g1 h7 e4 i* K9 y% O. {
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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3 f7 \2 _% K* s1 ye. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.. {$ R; `! H, f3 E1 [
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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^- m# \" G: l( R$ M: Mg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.! t& B9 p/ f5 O! l3 ^# n, m
7 B% Y& A0 K6 T' t. Rh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.# U; m" O0 ?0 {" p4 x& ~* A- M
# h5 K; c5 \1 X3 g1 Ei. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.5 F8 @8 a a I
% Y" K8 @& G2 S3 g! b- o1 t% u7 m/ Hl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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' C0 H" t j4 F; B4 J2 A2 oFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government. |
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