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 1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.# h2 ]& e8 V& r d! R! L# V
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.$ B( [/ ?% Y1 Y+ W9 q; l/ T) I
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4. Then analyze the situation:
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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/ k4 t& S* O: fc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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1 ~3 _: X0 W/ i) I: xd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.! G4 ? ~' Y' x% I* x+ }" M5 k [
5 O6 `+ f: T* P! _& s" M( ]e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.+ f2 I% K* @0 Z9 o
8 k* s& P" ^; u6 h8 q! x! kg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.9 `. L: N% a# c0 y' Y' \$ ~4 F
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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1 Z6 K/ ~4 {4 @$ ]( q8 @6 {6 ti. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.: l0 b6 z! W/ [! k
/ G; K3 p$ g0 u' B4 n @j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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7 I1 `- m, G+ u Q. G7 \. @0 p+ Ak. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.$ L2 P4 m* y3 j
* O# j& Z9 T' k( ql. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .2 h( x5 ^7 B1 F8 r/ _
1 h! \' H, S( j, OFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government. |
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