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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.+ E# {- y6 L: v& j7 C4 v
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4. Then analyze the situation:
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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; Q8 T" t9 e* x' C% wc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.) K* i0 ]/ d) j6 l

' N' }; P) L+ fd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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3 E- m3 e; ~  i$ u8 x' Yf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security., w5 }/ s* m* u
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.0 T! Z% V5 X. S* R
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.: R' F6 a2 Z7 v7 `8 \6 X! n. ^' Q' l

: s& K7 V5 V! A1 j, L, V9 J+ `i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .7 k5 C2 l9 r. a& K  Z7 m
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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