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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room., J- S9 O, z! n# s* D

# _0 p6 u9 c0 Y* k2 p( D0 G2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours., W/ ^" R1 q  W$ ?) J4 i# F" ?

6 P: g6 B- C) U9 N% g+ t) r( K4. Then analyze the situation:' g8 z/ |* K& Y

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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.& o& p3 L3 u9 `2 g7 y' H1 A- Z9 T- s  G

+ z8 O$ E5 J; u1 E" ^* s2 d/ ~9 Qc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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7 ~- H3 u# I- D8 X3 C% E$ S8 Md. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.. d0 V; Z5 E) O  i( G" d; z
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.2 M! x/ s, T' {0 t; I$ R5 d

$ A* d' b- x8 ff. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.0 ~9 D! _" v4 |$ b  q9 w6 h
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.8 a$ x" Y1 V  g# `0 t4 m

6 J4 z) ]; j; z  oi. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.  r0 \/ q7 Y' J# a: O! W0 g
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.' g9 m2 d* u8 J- p
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .; x+ [2 g7 d) N# z

3 ?  ]6 [* \. p: w3 R0 pFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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