PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.

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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4. Then analyze the situation:

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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.

b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.

/ J4 F# B- T9 v# Zi. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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( ?/ t5 ^( A7 T8 {k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.

2 h/ u" K9 q0 @2 Rl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .

' x8 n8 q/ j# R% g  c6 tFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.