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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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) ]- B+ {) @6 X, |, m8 I2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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) F6 W9 l4 k* U% w0 L, T$ A) t3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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* o* {4 T# y) {& x2 a4 x) K! s4. Then analyze the situation:
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2 P/ F7 V( w* ~$ Va. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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; E% N8 t; r- a/ {b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.& x: i4 H5 r7 j5 W& s; L/ x

5 @% ]  J, @& R# E- `9 Bc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.7 R9 ?8 i' H$ q. t) ]1 R: p
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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0 X: c0 t  R' L* a# xe. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.. b" N$ P. G' N
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.; X! T. A: _! c; U6 @
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.1 D8 @: u& x7 g3 E4 Y4 F, f

, i; I0 u3 c; P$ ch. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.2 w6 [  g( Q& ]) M' n
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.# j% w0 u: `* }/ E9 a# a: ^1 B' t$ P

0 x7 r2 B. }" ]3 N9 mk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning./ O, E2 j/ ~6 v( C
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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