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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.* A9 ]0 B- f2 U# }$ a% ]+ f

8 D" K! w- M1 T6 @2 c: J2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.. U2 y! U1 N3 w* m- Z
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4. Then analyze the situation:# e- O1 |" C! ~' W* W

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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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6 e& _( E. r1 L3 @8 V0 gc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.- `5 f; \6 T! B
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.* e+ }9 B6 c9 j( \- _+ n" V
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.7 u  @  ]& |; T$ r" S) X) Z
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.' E# b; [. T4 {/ Q) T
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.$ H, C9 v, h& H2 b- J2 S. O

3 m% [$ L6 z# ^% A# e7 o0 M" kj. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.6 ?* C9 F5 x  Z, F' ?
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.) @$ @. {3 W3 E2 D0 x7 u2 o6 S
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .) T# o1 e. t$ B  u* A, v

! d8 d1 [1 n0 H; Y3 E0 SFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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