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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.* g, ?) m- O" J+ p1 E% ~+ D
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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% Y# c, j" D- C" w% V7 U8 q4 u: X3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.( [& s8 k3 j5 [% N6 U
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4. Then analyze the situation:
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7 D% F' h5 y- H! z/ xa. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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8 \2 F* L% w6 M1 ?b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.8 Q0 P- d5 u/ _9 }( M

) o1 }0 P1 Q3 a: J! t' pc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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& M4 h3 {" z1 S/ K/ e" e+ k% U4 td. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.: z. ~" U, Q' m7 N7 i& N
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.. f  L: }5 {, ^  W" S

' p' o: C  p# Q! d+ Th. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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, O1 c1 `1 W$ Tk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.! p$ k+ D$ `+ q. p; C

* f" V/ E! V' |, b; W* p* il. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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