PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

秋染红叶

1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.

2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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4 d. Q' q/ G3 @' a: g3 K3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.

4. Then analyze the situation:
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. T! X7 G" }7 g; {' q; f9 ta. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.

b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.

5 g- r, q8 E0 A' ]% Y  `2 Kc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.

* ?5 d1 m6 w" ~9 v# \) K+ G/ `9 Sf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.

9 ]) r5 g$ w6 z+ {; c/ Ei. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.

j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.

l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.