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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.3 n" X$ ]5 K4 S! q& I8 u8 W

# J6 v9 N! ~! r/ i6 D2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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5 F% w0 J- j) e/ ]3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.7 ]- g# N9 k# Z6 e+ _9 {9 _9 r$ k
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4. Then analyze the situation:
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% K1 K7 R* g- F  x  T( o( fa. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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" C3 }8 A4 U8 t( ab. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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' T. v9 S/ F) A% s& i( Zc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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3 A1 t' ^3 R# Q6 g; m' pd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.) i' v2 G' D+ H/ n, \( ?
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.% f; A" L6 ?7 y, b' x" d5 n
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.) P" y! y2 ?- F0 g2 `
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.! H+ \' Q: F% c# n3 M
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .% q3 z: P# p4 u3 {. X6 U

# n+ h9 x! B1 m+ X! N5 U+ AFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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