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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.: G( t0 L; U7 I
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4. Then analyze the situation:0 |. H& k8 v% G0 B

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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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6 N% s; Q6 {- _/ \1 k6 F; T1 {$ Bd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.  n2 P& A5 ?5 q8 n" g
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.& i, A8 J: z* Y. }6 L
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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# v$ B( s# B$ c" r# V; Xi. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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- Z! X$ \: m  Q6 rj. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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" T5 V. ]9 Y6 Y% t% g7 |$ Sk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.5 W' {% m8 }- s

0 O6 \; p! a- m6 t5 x3 ^l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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% @& x5 A3 R- m, BFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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