PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

秋染红叶

1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.

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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4. Then analyze the situation:

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$ n3 k' Q# F2 m: C# f5 Ca. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.

8 e. z; ?/ x: y/ T# N# zb. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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1 [0 S% |# l) f3 I) X. {# j, nc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.

d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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& L* }5 r" v% O0 eh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.

i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.

j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.

  p& r9 R  W0 z, ^: U5 [: n8 {l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.