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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room., Y5 b  I. l) v) ?( T

  l% j; T: q/ S5 [1 u2 ?2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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- a1 N% u5 P& h0 I: X! ]. u3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.5 G3 i0 I9 H" R% E. B3 E
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4. Then analyze the situation:) o4 T# c7 e5 e
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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  p+ H+ W" J6 ~0 Kb. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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- G" o& h! [( }4 ~6 |c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.( V* t4 O8 R) q
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.( ~8 L' \/ a9 U  R5 n; w

+ W- Z$ {  l# g9 }- \& v9 ?" nf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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" D( n2 z, Z* ~2 s) ng. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.7 \8 R4 s$ x6 |9 \
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.1 k' ]0 ^7 v) u* v. G
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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/ p* S! z: S/ ^. ~j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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2 W$ k- W" n4 Z7 o) jk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.8 F2 ?0 g& @6 F2 f2 e  y% C6 ~

% c& k9 x3 q& X  h% |( z1 S7 L. il. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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) i( U3 a5 a$ V$ \Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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