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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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9 [8 S; B1 {7 T' E# }2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.9 m8 R$ h1 J" |) P" b  [; I
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4. Then analyze the situation:
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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! ~% \9 `/ @! Q1 ~  @d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.& H/ s; i. ~, J0 G+ f6 b
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.# Q- U! w9 g3 }- J
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.& i- o. d" M- J) f7 I% O9 b* w8 I

& w8 O1 d8 n5 n9 a% j  jg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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# j8 m+ n/ a3 x$ w3 t8 |- s, X9 Uh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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7 N+ G( e' y9 x+ L. V; X/ l% bi. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.! N8 S2 Q& f8 P/ B) w% L+ {2 e
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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, x  A; }* Y$ R, Z  t, q6 qk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .* S  D4 g* u0 w- r0 n; w2 W8 X) o

; L! P) H8 r5 ^3 x3 m" kFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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