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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.2 o( U3 I; k) i, p6 T

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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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& P% A) y( P5 ]; `- F4. Then analyze the situation:0 S/ y2 M8 h5 h; f! u5 C& ]

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4 e1 N# r9 L- g1 T( V7 B- F1 sa. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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- L7 T/ y& [1 c6 B+ x1 r1 l/ j" |b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.& u  R6 W$ Q1 M

) W5 T$ ~9 A+ x" o# B/ X! ~$ Cd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.$ g3 o, `& W, ]$ [" F( p, ~

1 F: ~" z5 {7 ]$ R( A$ p6 r0 m$ K2 Le. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.1 r% o) V% J- ?! T! z8 B  k: F0 Z, c
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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7 U0 M4 B/ w  p5 Wg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.; `  K8 g7 f# g0 W+ ^1 R

/ y9 @; d( j+ [4 m7 qh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.* W$ k# `5 M# [, M5 }' }  M1 M
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.: F/ O2 {0 ~1 R* W; a5 [. \; L1 Z
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.$ U/ s. i3 ?$ t+ i' d/ v

, u9 q9 i) G" t/ s% i4 G" Jk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.  ^. k3 }6 H) J4 l3 h/ [

) P% H4 H1 S1 D! D1 z8 cl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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