埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 3002|回复: 0

PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

[复制链接]
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
+ X3 h& k4 G8 _  A6 i( H+ p" t, D  S
3 f* x) t7 t) o$ K* H* C& _$ k# v7 y  z$ r2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
+ S+ C2 J6 y+ }( o' m$ q2 E5 [6 v2 ?: l! v/ o) ~1 Y
3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
2 f4 w6 E0 D; K( q7 Z. P" H1 N! _6 j! a3 }
4. Then analyze the situation:( R8 N! f! }9 a3 N
% ]  E: R$ O: s7 d4 I
0 [3 w. U% R( Z
a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
& W4 l) u6 z1 T; z7 {
; _+ d+ I6 ~1 [% y/ s' |/ Nb. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing., X1 c9 W9 S7 \; K7 N! O

# m% o6 J' y* vc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.( X! ]. G2 O% L5 c
) K# I- D  G4 s7 p$ O: X
d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
  l& f. c" e  [3 d, P* K/ k
* s: ]3 F% l4 P$ e+ V3 t. L4 ce. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.5 q9 R3 k7 d6 ~: }( `. \/ Y9 M
. V( X9 h1 T- @7 ^8 [4 W3 [
f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.2 L* h: \9 V7 i) _2 d! a7 s% s

7 l( g2 o; S5 e' y) I! ?+ h- a" eg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.) E9 }/ M- h5 ~0 ^8 o* c! F- R8 s

7 a" j9 f1 e" E, T' Hh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
5 B+ n7 H8 K  ?1 F3 W9 P) R% p1 r) t$ ?1 {7 G3 M3 b
i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.( O" c, P7 o* H
" ]; F, ]  N- g# J. t8 P/ m
j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
8 |8 p( k$ y+ X2 t
1 d# a+ W# ?5 Kk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
: h: k: a8 ^! b! _, D- a: ]; C9 g# r! ]* G% M- p" M9 }$ p
l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .8 h' x) s& @0 l7 ]

* v, H! I8 |) n0 k2 QFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
理袁律师事务所
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2026-2-19 19:53 , Processed in 0.206439 second(s), 9 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表