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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.2 {0 h* Q+ e8 v7 p+ |4 a2 `) `
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.2 b8 Q4 e  W9 E, D' e& r

7 c2 H6 }; d; q4 u1 g% o6 [% u3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4. Then analyze the situation:
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. f& b( h3 r5 b3 f0 aa. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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( o5 w+ T0 U) a# p9 Kb. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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/ V% N, V$ {5 i& h$ F! hd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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% A3 a! d; W2 @) ig. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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+ _; v( d* a/ w5 L2 bh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.* Y/ U: q6 i& i# r( l- Q! Q

2 t! g2 i0 r3 N( j8 {* `$ Ei. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales." V, E* U6 K) Z, o$ p
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.7 I6 c% x; e' _0 n
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.( g2 v+ \6 O0 p7 ?3 Q! T

6 }' X3 E& S1 m! l% W+ R( wl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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