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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.- P  ~1 P; E1 \4 Q: l! A

  }+ |1 i7 g. h. I/ K( u# Q* T2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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  y1 p. n: y5 N* `' \0 s: J+ a. ]3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.( o& M' d4 g. S7 w
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4. Then analyze the situation:" H+ c7 g% w" ?. H- E. ?
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.% t6 g) t; Q/ {( @
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.& u' X' ^; W2 s/ a
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.  N7 X) d* p- w% X

. k0 V3 [& J5 m$ m% |/ g9 N+ S* gd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.* u$ `, }4 ~5 L! z/ G  B5 V

4 ~' G" M! |7 J+ x7 j7 je. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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% H* B/ t3 z- q3 ^f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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& n8 N# r) I* {3 f+ h5 n% bg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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# o1 b( H7 \9 d) R8 U8 Xh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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% S* K& q$ l# A4 s1 Zi. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.& B& c- j7 B- d1 j' L( J6 Z

2 G9 c% H, }$ d5 fk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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