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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.3 I# X2 e. b% K, \  n) `, e
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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1 _) B1 g; E, {4 K1 @  F4. Then analyze the situation:
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.! V% L5 N& o0 o) {5 L7 Y

! p; ~! r# Z& r1 P; Y1 Y+ Yc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.' s- Y* I/ |( {
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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( Z/ g6 ^1 m7 @9 m9 Qe. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations./ c' v4 K/ h5 V) V
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.. w* W# @1 N# l
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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' d2 u& t$ x. Q1 @3 mh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.7 d! w. @6 D. Y5 y
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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; r& x  w% T0 p2 Bj. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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# `) L5 q) d2 Z1 q: Xl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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: G3 k! R, V1 G  sFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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