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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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9 B/ ^1 }) z1 H& x9 N- X3 N: a3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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! r! f/ v8 j: J0 k6 F7 ]- g4. Then analyze the situation:! d# h. K4 X9 g. @$ r: y/ S

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! q3 x% a" q2 H/ k& A. aa. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.& i4 T& z0 _8 C4 p8 H5 ]& c
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.4 T) S) A5 O8 y% J7 L
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.: w  g* P2 ?' w* {

* G  x/ Q$ j' q5 b. G5 ed. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.6 f& c& w& C+ k  X
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.: r# z' x% V( ^# \
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.* n2 Q; Z( Z4 s9 c( i
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.+ ]! ^1 D7 k# {* w" {+ A

+ J3 n" R, X' h; O, k* ?9 q+ }h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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* j/ H: T( i7 _, L/ [; f2 s( [' _i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.0 Y2 G( R8 E" ~8 E3 E. O3 I

  K. W; Q' C  N$ p+ H- [: Xl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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0 K6 d: D4 f, u/ u1 [" L* y/ gFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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