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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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+ i0 v3 ~$ r5 ?8 S2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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% r- [1 {5 n) A4. Then analyze the situation:
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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; V; v5 g) A  [( T' mb. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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& P0 z  u* B. y2 T* S' Gc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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9 w; w( b  i) A  Y% J3 nd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.( j. ^0 G. Z( G2 \

7 @; ]/ n* j+ Ne. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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" M9 I8 t" h+ N6 B5 qh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.8 B1 y" ?, [1 ~! l5 @
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.  t, Q2 F$ B. A  Y6 Y% ^
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.2 F2 p6 N2 g. L. B+ R' \& B

- ~3 R1 \8 o- ~, \8 P4 Hl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .* ]$ z, j- L6 [+ a& j; d

' U7 R* Q; r9 I" J/ j( KFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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