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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4. Then analyze the situation:. Z$ ~( d+ b" t  u4 r

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; P  D% q$ Q4 ia. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.5 X7 F1 `& o1 t+ K
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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2 y( h6 {, C. h- [c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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2 ^- K9 F8 h5 @* P* hd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.% F# N: e  q6 I
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.1 `- i9 t5 ?4 S$ w( f" I

6 E3 |3 ?! X$ U4 Nf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.1 v  x! w1 R2 |* a
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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9 g- n" [2 @) K3 }9 v9 b7 hh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.2 s0 j6 F$ x3 \+ t: L

  a2 w3 l3 h4 ri. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.( k# r) w8 o0 D2 K4 `$ W. u
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.* I6 F3 d+ Q  Q: E3 l& b
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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& @6 J: F8 {$ U$ ]: y3 n5 C: i4 jl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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0 u1 X, G/ l$ |' SFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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