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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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+ A3 |% q2 r+ P  L6 |+ [2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.8 U# `# n9 p8 ^* V3 j- z
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4. Then analyze the situation:4 Q2 _5 A' l* ^
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.& x0 }8 [7 }; m3 ?7 K) r9 x0 V

- @2 E. s+ y% X- W6 S$ tb. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.) B- h' U: o9 g1 d$ w
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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* y! L) P  m' B" ^' n. a' ed. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.' Z4 A9 q9 P6 y- U$ a
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.+ v. }$ O+ K0 _  r
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.& j% n0 w& K: \. f
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources./ M! A7 |, u* d# ~6 s

  G# J9 Z% J6 ui. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.8 g  `0 _% m& B- w7 V4 \
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.2 j! y  J" {7 P  G5 z3 K% E
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.+ X; t  H" K! G/ j" b) Z# i

3 J  g, Y  ]/ H4 a. |6 el. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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