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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.# d. S  ?# C+ c, B

7 d$ ~4 d* B$ H2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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( A" \' n' c0 H& o* D3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.  f7 n* j" \( K* E5 D- U; j  ]

* I/ R, i; G- e9 Z4. Then analyze the situation:/ _; ^/ T1 m) G. R* g- d+ {
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.! l& }$ r2 |  \; L! X  O* p) b3 s% k

. E- \0 S/ w% e6 r% m  Q' ]) ]* jc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.$ g% i" F, Q$ P& @

2 T) o0 M- t/ ]+ r! Ld. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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& h- J8 R! N- R# K7 df. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.3 \6 g' F9 o2 _2 e3 M4 }
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning." z% K  |* }2 M- e
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .8 g/ s3 v+ u* ?( l% Q

$ k9 }9 ^2 Z+ a8 L# e9 B: zFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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