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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.8 P, J8 X2 H+ h* U
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.+ k- t& r* b( X: b

4 I% S: W4 t) U2 B0 F1 j3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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2 _' H$ N& @. X! y7 E$ _) \+ _4. Then analyze the situation:* b4 T* y' Y* n1 g& B

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' h% g) |9 k6 Wa. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.; P7 a( w' V+ ^. m3 y' `) w

% S& J, x5 p3 p" Eb. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing." Z0 i0 L& }6 s" f  a  V  g
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.4 q6 L1 V' ~5 C

, q( i+ \5 X4 g5 ~4 s9 l9 Q2 G" hd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.6 }/ G2 X2 J) g2 \8 ~, ?' T+ |5 I
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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7 t* q, D" A; F8 @1 _# yh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.% g/ I) T3 e& n5 ~
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.; L$ b0 Z, G( P( T* O# H0 e2 r

' a- W( L/ D5 r  x* jj. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.2 d) x$ w, F: u  x

+ D5 V. F* `: |$ v4 qk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.& p8 t3 y* m# y6 ~( G
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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9 ?0 F7 ^) ^7 X0 ^Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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