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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.9 Y* Q  Z1 y4 \# H3 R; s

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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4. Then analyze the situation:# C5 O5 Q3 V" x  s

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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department., K2 c: x8 x# x5 ^% e
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources./ C: f+ {# [8 m- E

/ J4 F# B- T9 v# Zi. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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( ?/ t5 ^( A7 T8 {k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.. I5 l& N  ~/ t5 K/ [

2 h/ u" K9 q0 @2 Rl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .( |6 }4 g% u- X3 o- ~" i8 W

' x8 n8 q/ j# R% g  c6 tFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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