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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.3 \& N0 O3 e9 N* h, r4 B
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.3 [; r$ P0 @4 F$ H0 D/ T; _  I

/ H) G, l: i0 C4 a4. Then analyze the situation:
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# w$ t) Z7 P( w- C1 @a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.6 C9 Y# O. N/ W; M: l0 @9 ^$ L1 C$ t
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.( {2 r. [* `2 w! }" G

. `: v! n; K8 C" s1 ?0 Y5 @* W- Hd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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% b3 I2 q- O" N/ zf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.1 ^; a; L0 B. L  t
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.6 Q8 }3 C+ s- B; [
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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2 x9 Y: n+ I  h; H2 Sk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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