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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.  R9 U$ c+ p) z. b. S
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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0 H# I; [# s; n1 A" T( \7 z! N3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4. Then analyze the situation:2 F& J/ B% x. e4 L" [; b

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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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& l2 K2 Z0 P2 B2 {8 h( i% G, |c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.1 |% D  W' ?* }) d9 A
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.4 ~! U8 U& p1 `/ U9 {2 b

3 u: d8 C! B2 a  se. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.5 f$ ^' d4 }: `1 `0 S: t( N. Y2 R' K

+ c  V8 B; t. \% K3 af. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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2 K) r" v, `3 a# Gg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.- z/ {# N6 t: t6 r8 W: k

6 R' a6 B* J4 \h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.- s  I) S5 A* X. @
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.0 e; c& n# C* F3 _8 L' M
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.8 K( @4 g  {. Q$ t
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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