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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.+ a' w6 q/ }8 A$ V+ N  h
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.' R* N6 t# I$ E
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4. Then analyze the situation:
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$ `8 I8 A+ j3 m6 E; K5 La. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.; P/ ]5 c, K% e  L

( v0 w: R- z# l$ eb. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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% r! M; `8 N0 C& `. r; A/ X* pd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.. r' y  A2 J$ k$ E7 B
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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6 _# f$ ]( ~/ \# E) D- pg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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) M0 i2 a; Q6 F! b0 bh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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! W, v! g: l! C, ?/ R! ji. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.7 Y9 O& H+ f! a0 Y9 C2 n2 n  Z1 I

/ D9 b; B% ^9 K8 z5 n) ]j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.% D# Q/ B; A8 n2 y2 L9 Q

, j4 i8 F( D7 F2 _) Ql. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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