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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.7 [, f# z% s& e; Z5 \

% G9 c4 M( [: F3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.. h8 k/ f; E" O6 Y2 W( |

: w/ @6 |+ h7 N; G' B+ j4. Then analyze the situation:
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.3 g- [3 T9 |8 ]
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.4 {8 D, Y. ~$ t
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.& @5 K1 [: M3 j2 P; h

+ \5 I% s$ B" ?5 n% d$ |6 [f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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+ Y+ z8 h/ R& H4 S$ N) |. g2 i9 tg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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) [2 @! n% m( W1 Eh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.; M  R  K  a7 T- @8 z
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.* G8 m0 B# X9 b

* x# l6 k/ E! Q0 B$ hj. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.& @; p4 ]7 E+ t! p' E( D

; g/ c. O8 R0 b0 uk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.( k' l( y. e3 P
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management ./ M; W; L+ d. j: |" g# ~
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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