埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 3286|回复: 0

PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

[复制链接]
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
1 M$ }' Q" F; z& T, P  I
* X& I" m. I4 _* \7 i$ D. A2 E2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.- C0 n4 A( a. h1 W3 [- \" c
. Q9 a5 l" O/ s% N
3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
1 z5 P) m6 O2 [0 y: C
" e! K, T6 |' S9 v4 F3 U0 r0 ]/ k4. Then analyze the situation:( [5 x3 S2 W/ O: D

- g/ I9 F$ H8 j% K' v
9 _# b* Q  Z4 Y0 r8 n- a# P8 {a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.- K" t! o5 t2 U& w3 ?: ~' X3 g. z( ]

$ y' X( A% M. b. l5 ab. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.& K& t8 f! s- F
0 h) c  ^' ?6 J- D1 k7 H( P
c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
$ q& X; \1 c1 q$ P
$ _- }+ Z# `; i1 [, Z; k/ Id. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
0 P5 b! j( R$ I$ U  j1 M* B2 {  x, m# \) }! }) Q  G! i
e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
* n! V5 V& b/ ]5 W7 I/ m
/ L+ u) x: _0 n0 b" g; Lf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.% _. J& d, O, Y

/ h; n$ t, k/ ^+ G  h! vg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
& F4 H/ v+ M: P
& @9 ?: c! P+ L+ _$ g$ g! nh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources., F; N) Q. G2 A3 Z4 x# G
+ z% m$ _8 z5 v* \. ]( f. m1 \2 R4 @
i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
9 e4 K% }7 s2 y$ f) c1 J, q( t. ?& F3 {  \0 f; g
j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.8 l) A- }+ @. C/ b2 b! K2 l) o$ t
" P# R' |( k. L, Q& T  X% z& E
k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.) }8 U9 V2 p  \) v
) ^3 Y/ ~! H7 W% N; q. B$ g
l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .4 o; p$ ]1 a+ c3 @3 o4 ?
2 P: q. p% j$ L! o
Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2026-4-30 12:47 , Processed in 0.232223 second(s), 10 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表