PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

秋染红叶

1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.

2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.

3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4. Then analyze the situation:

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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.

5 K9 M3 \* k! W2 C1 Jc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.

e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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( T  `2 K: y3 y" b$ m( ?) u- Pf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.

1 e% I8 @: S2 V  I- sh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.

i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.

3 t( P7 P& Z3 _- R* Mk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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7 ^" |+ H; ?0 _) i2 h( tl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .

Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.