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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.' `' b; w6 K$ x9 }' i0 }  f& o9 h. C

) g, ~. E0 M) t8 e2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.$ v+ o. y& R% {4 s7 t  T
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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2 c0 q. B1 a2 R2 L, ~$ M4. Then analyze the situation:
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.+ ?5 c3 e' ^; O# f

# ?% K5 R6 ^0 i0 L7 N9 b- S( Qc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.1 m. V; l" r  S3 K" ]- C# p
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.4 b4 F0 o  N6 u: I9 C

3 t0 h8 D4 i! i% ?e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.7 Z0 i2 w& B6 [& v+ h! p/ j
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.( s# ]1 l6 v. C( k3 F; @
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.: L- F9 i5 ^2 R" W. i. i

' T9 o& a( W, k1 W' k6 {1 ph. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.: E# c0 I# `# ^) i9 |' K" b# @
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.( ~* X" f9 N$ O2 z; u2 @0 l

6 S+ r+ ]6 B' |/ Oj. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.: o# D% O+ b; A) Z( a% @
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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5 O2 P4 G) y9 S  c2 Ol. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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% I9 G' `4 W# vFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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