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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.8 E7 `* Q( O" \% M% `

  \" V( f( _6 |" @" \$ B2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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; p3 Q9 w; G: k+ Q$ S3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.7 x  k& p+ i$ I4 A; \$ S( x7 L% o1 O
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4. Then analyze the situation:7 A( }& T1 `3 \0 r
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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3 _1 Z) A, Q! }3 ~  L: h1 tc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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6 ^4 X3 F5 s. S1 z0 B: i6 Jd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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# `+ z' H5 E2 t# [& m( Vf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security., B3 f1 ~9 H5 B% s5 s  S2 _
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology." }% n4 ]$ x+ j- G  ?, `

. ?& [( H, d& B3 z3 X5 ah. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.! l6 o* g9 G( c, x. k: a
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales., x" V# G& u/ L2 \2 Y1 C* q
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.. A9 x4 k5 f* k% o% n0 p5 ]3 f# o
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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4 `- p5 I; m9 n3 X0 H3 `. @l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .$ S" I0 p# `+ v+ d
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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