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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.7 u0 e6 B! z) f; G3 c, N7 \

& p' A+ n" M; [% B* l2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.# t- Q# K) Z3 H7 M
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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) L+ K$ G, R8 b3 a1 w* I; T4. Then analyze the situation:. P& @$ a! k" o' S% C
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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9 m! B6 u" R& wb. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.5 F7 D. @7 Z2 t; M& q- @; {8 j

2 y2 \0 E' R3 L' @- n! ]c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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& a3 H& h6 j6 `d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.5 h5 H& @* ^9 X& }) ~/ ~. |5 h/ I

9 }: e# j+ U* w5 Qe. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.' |. c+ Y. ~$ t$ E) ?! l, C

% P2 M7 _1 |. Y/ `" i$ G; qf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.5 w/ u$ p! e" w. v# F5 @
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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/ m* n: u3 l" D  v+ bh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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7 `' S0 H+ w4 c; x1 mj. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.5 `  O( g6 a! b+ d" N8 F' T0 J
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .) f; Z0 b2 h) a7 L% F5 h  B5 I
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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