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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.9 ]/ u0 u) M! h) o4 h) c5 h

& t) `: \7 [4 L" w2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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5 q9 i) ]7 K& p& m3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.! {+ j8 V. ~" q) _) o- |$ ?

2 Y& E# t8 v0 r4. Then analyze the situation:
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.; r0 K2 f* V/ q

0 r* W1 {; B- ]1 r; u- yb. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.% x  J* L( l! I7 B4 \# I( s1 G) f
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.- I7 o+ t& O( `0 `! y0 `; ~

# W! a/ J/ V3 K4 P+ de. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology." x. _& v0 |$ X) U% j
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources., {5 A9 Z4 m" I* Q2 B+ e3 }
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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0 k& M( y; @7 C/ D, k: D& e5 w  `j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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6 o/ p  T( Q, J0 {5 c  ~% |k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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" G* d- [! Z, b, Nl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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) v; [! \  n  Y; |0 \2 M3 ^Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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