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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.- J5 A) X5 n0 z" ]; n/ K
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.) L& U0 r; Q* T- v1 t6 g

1 g& H5 g4 K' B( s4. Then analyze the situation:
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5 e8 r# M7 t* F3 ~% }0 Na. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.& I! n* e" H1 W5 m7 W! X4 W5 G8 |4 b

5 p4 y: G8 Q; n$ L0 ]' m. Xb. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.. L' [; e2 K2 I* a

8 Z% H7 m' U. D( Ld. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.5 ]3 J5 a' B+ m9 x" B

8 s; _9 S' p% }7 w$ wf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.: B2 j. o# H$ q7 g* j7 F

1 }5 |  @5 W3 c& D3 mg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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' {) R1 ^* N3 F$ Z- Oh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.: F0 D+ v7 \6 a3 Z1 Y8 B
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.7 Z  r( Q% w. a9 @
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .) W: ]3 A( M( B. `4 `, J  u% a7 l
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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