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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.# p6 U+ @  o" R3 S  q; G9 R
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.0 Y3 f/ Q1 }5 v% |4 O
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4. Then analyze the situation:2 l6 U% o: D$ F2 J

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: b/ R7 Z- J" a: ~6 e/ K9 Ma. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.6 b) U' r# f' F
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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- q5 R9 O9 V" E1 W8 Gd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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% |  d7 X( D5 Be. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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6 W% a; Z- p, A( s0 |6 |, kf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.* X; |$ n/ N! \  _  ?

* f% d( f7 d8 T. N; ]g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.+ J( w( C. w6 V
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.; Z" S# {; E8 N% L* A
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.7 v* \2 P: f0 T  s) I: U# o
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.. A; I! O) q( E0 O% e

% v4 q5 u: B, e! a1 W2 tk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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% d* k6 O* W! e( N* v7 @l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management ., |6 u& ]# F$ s) `& S

& N. }% z! q3 N8 \. B' s& n% EFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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