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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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% L* g+ Y3 @! `' m- O9 m2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.0 {, l/ c0 [7 }3 \" z0 l

# O/ `8 i5 c  s. v  q2 x3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours." S4 E& X7 C. g# T, m8 h

  z' [/ S  r' Y, N9 M4. Then analyze the situation:: e. I8 c# c# P2 x+ _9 n) W1 M

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: C6 p2 z0 e* y2 D+ V, }) n# ^- r/ ja. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.5 B: B" i3 t2 K0 P9 s

9 E; i. b1 }0 x; T0 }! Qb. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.* H4 J) e1 e+ q; ]% d3 z
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.5 [1 T, U9 Z+ L, R4 ?: @9 h
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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0 h" r# @) y( a- h3 |% R& A; o  qi. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales." S5 p# }7 f% d8 y. S
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.: z9 ]" c, I, g! i
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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' W6 a: w+ n$ pl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .( s4 v1 E: K; Z/ ?7 U# s% s

& p" Q8 p1 |! ?) hFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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