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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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0 p6 M  C; I0 }5 B7 M* g# x2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.& U6 Y5 {. V* d( K/ p( R
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.3 N$ P  ]) d  m0 p

( V1 S4 ^/ Q0 U4 J& C+ _6 C4 b4. Then analyze the situation:
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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4 Z  n5 y/ O  C& R5 L# h! Ab. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.2 d6 x( U# W+ w# h  }; H0 q1 o4 S
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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, _6 H# [9 V) j2 ]; A  e# B4 b3 }) te. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.6 w' k: ]1 d* i# s+ y% R" o

9 z$ N" A4 a0 C4 k5 Yf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.4 v* K8 G; a/ d$ p0 c
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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2 k( V7 t8 @  t; C/ F( z  Sh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.4 K+ d) u/ `/ q+ `' B3 R

0 u- M2 z4 w, f3 {i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales., M3 l/ N. M4 C
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.4 ]  N7 i/ r+ N+ P* ~7 O
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.& D  N/ t7 Z; S1 \% a, g/ C& p

, Z" S  I! v: b3 ^4 g: Hl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management ." K* l; J& l7 [1 Z0 p

# _% g, v) |- e1 j) A) ZFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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