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 1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.: L$ M; U1 D6 K: t; g% E
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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! K! L6 C2 S+ e5 t3 F: O4 o4. Then analyze the situation:3 F; t5 \% f! ?$ b& q! o Z
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' q. t2 o. W$ E+ E" ja. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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" c) ]. S0 J0 q) ab. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing." K% J1 j' h! |( I
, Q8 l/ }+ V0 |8 ]c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning." I; V1 Q) U. A; D
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.9 @8 w1 a% q8 ? J# d
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.7 L- e; y' H1 \ Q5 m! f
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.3 I8 N& L' s; a( _. r: L5 D2 n
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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6 z: q$ a3 Z% `l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government. |
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