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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.% [) N1 p" }7 `$ |# h  B, {) C
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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, ~/ Q# Q2 E' f* d7 }9 a4 a3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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, D+ b' a/ N% K4. Then analyze the situation:8 ?$ k2 t) f) h: J0 Y

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) t$ r; M+ [$ r$ z9 La. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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7 S* A5 M# q4 `2 a' [- K$ u, yc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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- ^3 u- G# o. M) l) ~d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.9 ^: m  P. `  ?* i: A/ B2 P) @: p8 `
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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9 }- h) N( u) _. V& b! ]* V2 Of. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.3 h/ e7 U* p$ L. P$ K0 S0 P

: m9 W7 X/ b! T4 zh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.5 H3 C, P; B4 q
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.' }4 R& {  _0 i- G8 c
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .+ w# m7 j6 h4 o3 J) j7 I; a7 j
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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