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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.* V4 Z8 B% n+ X/ Y7 H3 J

% L1 T5 W* |* F9 J& ?: Z6 i2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4. Then analyze the situation:) I+ j- ^5 X/ k

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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.5 s9 {7 K$ x( t2 N2 u# a
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.6 a1 |5 r( u4 _8 `4 z; {: N7 [3 h
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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2 I# C4 l$ z, h6 n: Q) kf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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! h- X- r& n4 Y0 ^. eg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.9 k6 a0 l' u( C- o
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.2 W- s: }  J- P* b) ^) u0 r2 o
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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  n% B& J5 a: W& Gj. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.$ W5 e7 z" n7 V3 `

) ?1 ?9 G3 d8 Y' m8 u" _0 xl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .: [  c8 l) ]3 a4 {! |5 V$ ?+ Y6 [7 N! n

. N  V) n* m  j1 a7 e9 _Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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