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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.: W8 h8 e) C# [: m& L9 i

0 Q* Z  ^, h8 ?' T5 X- f; l) c2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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% V" d- I! C% G% y3 R* }. y- `0 ~3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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( a$ j8 D# E6 Y6 s9 m( z4. Then analyze the situation:
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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, R0 ~4 t0 D8 W, ]2 gb. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing./ L; O. g$ t7 E5 R6 {
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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; N2 y5 b7 P9 P5 Zd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.0 i( v. i8 e. @" P
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.# ]( k' b" v: s* z- I' |
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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3 s7 z4 z0 }& v  s; ^' yh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.$ Q& Y+ H& W" H+ \/ U2 B! U3 Y2 n

6 F! G" C7 @$ k3 ej. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.1 Z* F9 }: P0 x

' g! N: r, K* C. dk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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$ z: m' S8 |- O5 ?2 [l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .: g7 k+ h$ `1 v+ \2 |  @" m8 l
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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