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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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) @: `% |- p0 ~0 m/ @2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.! {8 }7 O) c/ }; F; Q5 P  \2 s( @

% A% w6 Z! `2 K, h7 u) Y+ l3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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2 e- }+ x% r* i$ e" K7 d4. Then analyze the situation:( j9 G/ \$ e# G  T$ O7 E- I* b9 J
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.4 e- }# g/ d, F8 W- J
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.7 E& I3 N" p3 p! l; B. J, p8 ~' v
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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0 r8 k5 G* U) m: C9 he. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.: k4 n4 \, x3 b+ U

: w7 c4 v4 b* ?0 f, ?f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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! M5 {) {8 y6 N- [3 L' ~g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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' o3 G4 `7 t$ e# z0 Y& ?% ?2 ei. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.0 B# K: x* e  V, Z2 e* N
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.* e  I1 ^: Y% M# x* @! l
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management ." A! ~2 Y$ _  c) z1 e4 |

# U! k/ p' C6 f" {Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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