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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.6 r7 A  N$ e6 y& b% r# G

3 c1 D/ O7 \5 a2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.* H7 k- a& \& j' c) o
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4. Then analyze the situation:
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6 o4 Y: n6 [0 d/ ~1 D( H' F5 B! Fa. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.6 ]' d5 i! E" j; {

4 Z/ a: k& E+ a' X; [b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.: Q6 P5 R0 b# f7 ]9 ?/ z. T
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.8 l' o7 A3 c0 \4 _/ Z
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.! ^7 N+ G  b# h8 j+ z# d
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.) P% U  B4 m( d+ H# l- [% z4 k

4 h% O' o1 z4 p$ Y+ T5 s4 u+ x& i$ ~g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.8 T1 s4 c; p6 t

' f) \! X# s1 P+ B) Eh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.3 X  x( |; r6 o# ]- [4 U; N! N

( Y: c: ~/ W: G$ B" F1 @i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales., D5 B/ ]6 T- `, e6 V) w
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.  I6 z0 P3 ?# M3 U, D1 D
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.& z9 k$ W" A' d' g1 [

5 f: t' z+ ?( `. ~! |( U) I* rl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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; |+ j. {6 M& S2 [( Z4 ?Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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