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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.1 P0 Q9 s6 e2 M% P' p& ?' ?! i8 n
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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2 l2 s: j: _1 a3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.3 ~4 k! R4 r- S2 ~# b

% d2 a8 Z6 E, ]* e4 y4. Then analyze the situation:- n6 E" t" k: v2 I3 {; K
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* ^# R' ~9 @- k% [4 Sa. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.; F/ s; L& |1 f9 y3 s: a. x

4 O1 y" C% m, N0 V4 o* k/ U7 Hb. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.* v# W! P+ V/ U; D4 A7 ^4 U7 I7 v
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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. r# o  k8 D+ ^! B3 I, x7 Pe. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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# L6 P8 V- i& n1 R' j+ ?9 ]& bf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.; j9 t& ?: @$ e2 M+ {

/ u5 S3 j0 U/ W& f1 Kh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.+ |- ^7 [# r. ]/ ^' Q

( I  i5 z% E( D6 f2 g2 S+ ]k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.( S/ u9 L& M! r! {  I0 V, p; T" S

6 I0 x( Q( l6 Ll. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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