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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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% k8 H" E  S! o: T. `2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.' ]9 Z# p: k$ Y, _' r  F8 H; L, m
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.9 ~( y7 f) w. e8 v, _
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4. Then analyze the situation:7 `% h( w) l5 w3 y# }- C9 B* O
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2 \; X9 D: y9 n8 U9 r1 Ba. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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# F# ?& }! x8 I& u" rb. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.0 l) k! i3 j# F

/ m' ~0 a7 N  W! I" jc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.5 k5 f9 V5 N& A- {+ j1 ~3 S
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.7 w# s# M$ V8 k$ L! }( i5 ~- x# l9 |; w3 C+ f

; s* ~& L, ?$ E# f( z2 ue. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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4 J8 L. [9 w  ]6 B! Vg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.; G& n0 S3 I/ x6 M1 p; }5 g
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.3 V: h  W( G: t" Q- r# W
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.. g6 W6 p. I6 S: U
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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+ H; O$ Z7 ]' `: }( bk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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; j/ {* u+ Y& Rl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management ., E! }7 \7 J2 n0 [. C* C

% G0 ~! u  R, n) S$ QFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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