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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.! j; c' f' y) F5 c4 Q6 ~6 [
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.- [- P) k8 w% j& \" `, Z0 V$ s

: y# L! B& [: o6 f, _3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4. Then analyze the situation:
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.  q. M- r+ X% F& ]

  D0 M# V  ?. J$ K) Tb. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.3 a* u- r, n3 H! H7 n- _, R
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.# K+ e  h7 v* s. R9 \, {; x& x

$ P5 p! W3 g1 O6 Z) X* Cd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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& J3 m8 _1 `1 ze. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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) s& Y8 r: F: ]. ^$ Kf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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4 V: G# d+ M- d6 `4 j& jg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology./ R, T9 `" ]3 S- j; \1 ]

: {4 G% Z# P" N' Qh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.1 a0 O7 O' p2 X2 o) u2 a; q2 T3 x
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.: _5 j# x- L; u8 c. n9 A

) \$ p# J  ^; Z$ L3 @+ Ck. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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6 M) T9 g1 M8 S6 D/ j5 q9 i' vl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .' B) f" E: P/ Q  ]% {

& c% a" n  e% e, {Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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