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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.9 U: @: g8 n8 x: Z: R
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.  X7 s- i( Q4 B, I
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4. Then analyze the situation:
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- t+ b3 A: f, l* A- V/ Z# E- J2 }a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.  a" o# |1 J9 L: S' t! K  ~
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.) W6 u1 B, A, V) R2 U2 e
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.) G# f& f1 U8 y' n! d% N( W
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.7 p5 M7 \( u  E3 H1 J$ E- G0 _
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.+ b1 ]3 j5 b6 o6 P$ W! Q1 d

2 I4 J7 o- {, Q# d& df. If they are sleeping, put them in Security./ e" j3 M9 E' W, i# n8 q$ v7 d
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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' p7 K' Y- z% C1 I5 `! M, Uh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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1 ~1 p* I5 Z7 u' }# b1 Ui. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.2 m2 C6 _. F/ h' b8 Y' W/ ^8 ~

3 g( J% n3 e  Q1 E0 }1 o0 rl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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