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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room., f- |! l9 S+ r$ H( O% y
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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8 I3 t/ b- c* z. K  r3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.; m) W  [  I# C) t& s

2 D& x, `5 b2 z2 i' D$ b1 Q4. Then analyze the situation:
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.5 M4 e: m+ m. r1 ^. ?( i

9 m: a  {# W+ d6 db. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.% f, |+ V$ S2 W) z: t

4 @) Q) A& D! s8 T" B3 fd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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; i1 k# M% r/ U1 ce. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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0 ^; I2 f/ b5 gf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.8 |0 N. K* W0 r! V1 a
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.) V  ?( }  q$ H, T6 W
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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& u1 e' w2 s3 r# I7 k) z  nj. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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( R5 V) [; U/ sk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning./ L% l; H/ _! J: X5 H$ d1 T. [

. w2 c0 P( y8 J- Ml. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .( B! p$ _: O/ m" F* q
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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