PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 11:53

1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.! k, d+ u- Q- h% K4 b: c& X1 ]
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.4 t6 U7 j- S* ^: v5 s* I* H
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4. Then analyze the situation:6 k* V: l3 T+ [; X

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, |* U/ a" {: s0 B/ f" F3 {a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering." j( d% L" }3 B% M' {3 ?
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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* o0 y6 Z3 E' i: h: p' fe. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.3 s/ [& \$ E; q

! j7 i! Y' P  }g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.1 y! H; V" |+ v0 S
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.& o4 r+ ]! ^0 v& r3 h0 @6 u

7 S% Z; K: {0 f& R- bk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.. d( H+ p) F) N* f
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .( F7 }9 P. I. ^3 K) F7 K) w7 V

+ a1 L& N/ Z; b9 T* fFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.

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