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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.% [, J1 ]7 y% @. `
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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8 Q- ^6 A" M5 t9 C, j9 o0 s3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.8 ^1 W; N7 M0 \/ Y
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4. Then analyze the situation:
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department., R" o$ i" _5 d3 s4 v

: ?0 m9 g6 i  H% T. h* |b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.' D& @: l# y: V

3 S& b* I- O3 C5 H% c0 id. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.  M- @9 T) |) g4 o) N
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.4 e" L# l) V6 o: }
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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6 a9 x$ h6 p# o# X4 y- S$ M8 Zg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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! f8 Y5 p: \- T/ f1 rh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.$ R$ J' @, R! n/ w6 U$ j

; \: S5 i" |, |- w8 n% k- f4 t% Ni. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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* t0 c8 z3 {' `& P! `  L7 fj. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.# a2 K0 [7 K# b9 U( H1 z. V

) S/ @& X2 R* j9 i; D/ Qk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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- i0 W5 }/ i" A" F  ll. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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5 S& q! e* X9 W+ p  YFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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