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 1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.& M+ J: i* E, d! O
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4. Then analyze the situation:. V8 y& \, v U) z6 O }0 {8 e0 x" t
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.7 y+ L, s0 F& k) v4 ~
6 Q$ l% O; m8 a B5 ^5 ib. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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7 p. N; _$ l7 P& d' Oc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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; y0 ~6 l1 S) s. d& S e9 x/ dd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.0 C7 W: ~1 O' y3 v
9 [4 C0 S$ [. i& `$ y, K5 Be. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.: B3 _; o3 V5 A/ C* z
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.. S) u3 z8 J& Z5 u
: j7 u( }# Q K" t0 k. G/ Ig. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.: N1 m9 P* Q' m4 g; u* K- e
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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. |2 Q, ^6 j) v! `k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.* `+ ?; a0 Y8 q+ v
# d1 H$ l4 J$ |) l: V& Kl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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" X2 Y x, `7 [0 J5 yFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government. |
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