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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room., R7 U! B4 \+ V5 ^; V7 l! m1 t( C& I

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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.$ F" Y$ M) b4 s: T& _$ b" A1 e2 v( k

  j: f/ S  I$ E2 g4. Then analyze the situation:
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.3 y( r0 Z) X. u% O9 a

7 p/ g/ L; B0 I+ ^+ \8 \c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering." e. G) [' I& M9 V% L: i. t

. b; s, A& N2 w+ }/ gd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.6 \* C0 A; b7 }
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.% z; G0 q1 }' I6 \. t7 J' D

5 q, J8 T4 L, H8 Bh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.! b) I! e' R( o" n1 v' ]
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.* ~4 H; W; F8 _, W

# ]" I# J' ]; m! vj. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.6 C7 J& N8 w+ M' X7 ]
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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! }1 V+ S8 d6 o; C: _Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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