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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.. a- Q+ c# V: s% C( R

% B, b$ T6 q0 v  w, }3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.$ r, D3 u. w3 C+ |9 ?6 f$ i2 z2 O7 {
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4. Then analyze the situation:( g3 P2 m9 ?; U, w, ]+ c
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.0 p( \8 L. b" `' ~/ r
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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1 R; X8 ?/ d' T$ f6 A/ Q( L1 Xd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.3 h; C& n, w* ?2 \4 I9 ]; e
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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# |9 m) U8 g  H( fg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.. g) u/ q2 L7 D: _3 ~1 k, q/ y6 [

: G2 j6 ]3 J. l& h9 d+ a) J# I; V1 Bh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.& R* p  F# R  T6 r8 P; F: p$ r

) n% t- H7 \8 z$ f: k% l  h2 t# T: xi. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.9 Z  m1 \" t  K0 E" a
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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9 S* _4 X% c. I- a& q! W* A4 Ql. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .# h) l& J; t# F; @' x* c) q) t
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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