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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.( a" e5 a. \8 `0 N, n* E
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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: _' K4 B9 H/ A3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.$ y9 m1 |) ~0 B( P, {2 i. Z; }

, S# [8 k- `* L7 `4. Then analyze the situation:
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.' {% z. l) j  h* w! Y1 `5 Z

/ ?! e) w0 V. m% c* ?, Y# ~b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing., J& F3 o  w6 @$ K4 k/ W9 |
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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3 e' t- A! j  r' ]e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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5 D2 K2 b9 @- S; n! yf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.$ p3 c3 u- g: S7 A

& b" L& S  {& a) K" r% {; Fh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.+ q- S& O7 u3 M$ p* V

. F8 Z) F! l9 x6 L1 O* U1 g3 a) B" Ki. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales." P/ Y% {' K4 G1 f. M; W
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.4 [( e0 d9 N( H  k& ?: r
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.. ]1 g! q6 j9 g8 c8 l

9 \4 c! i/ `4 M; e+ U" xl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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( C; @( Y2 t% Z# F; H0 ]# l/ Y  hFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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