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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room., S& J' L# H- k7 r, q
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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  Q3 m- M5 p! _4 b& j4. Then analyze the situation:
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/ E2 f# {$ `) [3 l7 ra. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.: u" f7 c  {8 s
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.9 l. X5 [  ^  j3 |) N, k6 G
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.* d& K$ V) b  N- m) a
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.) t% k: U/ X3 }1 e) j1 y

; C( x# g/ v; T" ]) I- c) g* gf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.2 H3 A6 X7 I2 P! y3 O; O- T1 g

! Z/ i6 z, z4 k& ?7 Lh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.7 s$ A( H& R9 w+ K1 _  x% R

" Y7 J) m! H' o  n- Qk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.6 f" }6 I; P' O0 S, w  ]

$ D* a% C4 e9 U1 yl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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