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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.: P6 k- |- r5 E4 v# G

: s- a4 G$ ~, ^( Q" ]. V) i& v( K2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours." q9 ^$ v& F! Q9 q1 h2 e9 Y

& j/ ]& T6 `! R( Z9 c! G! y2 ]4. Then analyze the situation:* S5 r4 w+ F) T/ f( V* I' E+ \  H7 E
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( ?0 a- j  V. b0 W! pa. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.- {6 s$ n9 a1 i& r2 y5 S' ~( o6 \, }

2 m6 A5 [; i1 p( V. Mc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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+ L0 Y, L- i& M/ a" f( Hd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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" O! x8 Z( F. u0 [% u7 @e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.( U. W3 P! O3 b3 k2 l* `1 B
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.) O( p- k3 ^6 h  [
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.' l  K6 d0 _- e( H# J' K! N2 U# `. P# y
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources./ \  n* |: N9 O( w4 Z
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.4 r% o* f& `0 b- Q
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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7 O# Y7 Z+ K0 `- z3 NFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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