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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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5 h* A) n, S+ M: v0 j2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.$ W, ^0 g9 X$ c- @+ I3 Q

* Z+ z. V% h# b/ _3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4. Then analyze the situation:
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# {" e3 R' R7 ?9 W: m# Q% Wa. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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0 s& Z1 a$ q6 f- e& |4 Eb. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing./ b7 v% b+ {% S) Z6 c
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.! M7 C, _- f+ z6 r& _# ]# q

2 x- n+ h6 ~. p- M, S% o% |d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.4 _( \5 F$ L0 J1 |! f

2 d  E/ ?; b; X0 Oe. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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) \9 f$ V, g  ~6 Mf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.. }$ G$ R* u" N1 `8 }8 g

) W1 B; ^' D& ?h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.3 E: G4 Y1 J1 \8 \
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing./ C. b2 \. x0 u+ Z7 z7 N9 V' t
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.8 s( n  O0 w4 ^

: z2 J- a; R$ ]8 `6 ol. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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