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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.. k# h3 t: }4 a# a7 n

2 x& K( i7 A: Z' n/ M2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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  e4 ]% o/ o/ J, ^2 L, r/ k3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.0 }# |3 a) i# V! A+ C
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4. Then analyze the situation:% r7 L4 ~: Z) o' F. G: k
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! T; g/ K# k* v6 p9 \+ Z7 Ea. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.% ]) D  z9 O* A$ X% h2 x
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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1 u5 l. G# V3 Q2 v8 }7 c+ y  |! hc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.  l9 @9 @* |! j

7 T7 E4 c, G% R1 o& t7 \d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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1 j9 @  u" ~# V, Yh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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: I/ a( @1 N7 o& i- }j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.) K2 ~- ^) K& H$ \) A' Z. Z0 v+ G
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.+ ?9 E2 \" X; i6 D! }
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .. a5 L: {6 T, J$ x; c; o$ \, ]1 \' u
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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