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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.: @! H' s0 Z) g5 t% F2 j& V: b

9 Y  m$ a) A& {$ M7 T$ \' Y3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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/ @# M) L8 V& L4. Then analyze the situation:
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.* e2 v& |% W5 ]8 w8 K% G" g

/ B; I* M* H# c" }3 |4 T1 Gb. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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( h( n/ s- x& R5 `1 kc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.. Q1 C) M# b' B! X* U
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.4 F' O- y$ c! U% v8 I
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.) d  ~: n! b( {$ V# ?5 [6 E9 k
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.# |& W! |) |3 Z2 c% B3 o
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.1 a! a: e- @# Y4 w% [( v
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.+ A  M! _7 {0 V, J, a
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.- [$ i: C0 g, B! _4 V! n

+ p2 T8 @6 J( ik. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.) n; J. p+ x7 y- a1 ]# i
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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