埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 3265|回复: 0

PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

[复制链接]
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.1 I7 I& G, j1 J5 z0 j. d2 a

8 x% R) O2 k' b2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
+ t7 }% `( \3 K* a* g/ Z: X/ C/ @  q8 l3 G
3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
6 T( `: g: V/ M. g* e- [7 ^& q: D/ L3 E5 J/ X1 b  Y9 S# h
4. Then analyze the situation:" h1 t9 o1 }, {: D: Z& H" n( P' ^

4 P- }: W" D$ p1 L5 `) W
3 a. z1 v( e; p$ ja. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.: c# s/ E- o4 F

, N3 ]: d8 f6 q5 Ab. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.3 ~: e0 t. v7 U  Z( j
% Z- ~7 Q3 e- j# O  u5 H  d
c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
/ R) l4 h% X/ v  |' N
" k% U# Q- T5 s7 C  \0 ~d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
! }3 w3 ?2 G. v5 c& v5 d; `
2 N3 F+ C6 \1 U/ j/ X; a6 Z& {e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.: t' q! f5 V' w; T- h: ?

& R) q* g4 X: }  h, xf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
$ V2 k: H! `9 f. N- J1 F3 O4 k* h% i2 I6 ?
g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.7 ?- [" |' Z4 [$ Z  a" [

- g1 ]2 r% d6 T/ Ch. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
# n/ \* ]( R" E" i3 F
1 F3 d6 v9 e4 y2 P0 W# J2 {9 s! mi. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
1 q- o& q: H6 b4 m5 h# P7 C' S, q; w4 ?. h7 w
j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
$ }( L7 V4 g# R7 Y; d' z9 u; W) S: N9 X" z1 Z2 ^8 n
k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.& G/ z, W  w5 {7 T2 a) d

4 g4 n7 x8 r. N% T# P9 el. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
" J$ K9 m6 c1 u9 P6 {+ A- u2 p* d5 H8 x& P- K+ E4 `8 u1 w0 H
Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
理袁律师事务所
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2026-4-25 19:04 , Processed in 0.083852 second(s), 10 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表