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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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! A  f- ~1 K6 [& R3 B1 m$ Y' }1 L2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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, d/ a5 @/ T7 z; M: J4. Then analyze the situation:
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$ K* o. {1 N* L/ O( |% ba. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.. ?" C2 g) [# i# z; r
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.# L  |6 Z6 ^! x+ h5 @+ ~* Y+ B
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.) ]( m4 \9 U/ S. g/ r2 x  u! ~
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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+ b# h  I( P3 j$ S/ @e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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8 g: }' M( l6 Y) A, Y8 cf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.# A+ r/ a- y  F3 }( [( E: k; L

' s; ~: n: U. S  X0 U, V8 jg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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& Z  a' t4 s) D  vh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.( ~- ?3 l1 K* x1 c0 b/ g
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.8 Q2 Y* G5 c. H% ^, {5 b
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.. f- c4 W/ j" G5 a/ E% u. u' w

, b% \* w3 b' j# k, Fl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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