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 1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.9 k# u O7 }) v
( R2 o, H0 b% y; i2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4. Then analyze the situation:- C* Z- j d" Z* B/ M6 \, L% e5 ^
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# n) Q. v( r. Z( O; `0 la. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.6 U8 s; E9 O/ c
W! l3 s& V% K! Dc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.4 D# G b1 {. ^5 S% z# s. q
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.) X0 p' i. Y" ~( K( |0 ]* X
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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% m: v) v! R4 i$ ~- bg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.% m" L' l, m+ d! O) k7 p4 t7 o
: n# D. w4 c7 y: N9 s% oh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.3 ^# ~ C7 q1 E0 @0 s8 o8 ^
3 S+ G4 H! |( @3 q- l0 Ri. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.1 J1 q9 Z8 T/ n6 n/ n' E" @( Y
6 v% t# f0 U1 X% l9 oj. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.1 n6 p- F3 P4 Z- w7 G8 I
) p, b9 U! o7 @% N$ o' d: Xk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.. x1 I' h1 C/ y. o+ w3 J9 f* f
8 C2 o" w3 `+ Q4 Q6 wl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .$ v. f* q9 t; ?: `, V V0 d$ V
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government. |
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