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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.+ q3 |" v: H. |% @% x( |1 f
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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3 z1 A# ?- l* U5 ]2 U# E4. Then analyze the situation:! ]: K, W7 y7 k
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.8 p8 M5 H( @! n% e. y
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.3 B2 L2 ?' O2 c

* A! k; z+ i4 @# b3 s! \d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.) F0 ^6 w4 l3 y
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.5 D2 y3 @" ?. b6 |( l" k& R
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.7 N# d2 X2 T2 n  L; C  ?+ C7 n

/ D9 [6 _! A7 m) u, [: vg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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8 D& |" T1 F' G$ q" _6 q, |3 @" vj. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.8 ^6 U5 |& |% z4 Z3 n

( K1 Y# \: i" j+ pk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.6 O% H6 r( N4 P9 ^& d  g

% [$ t" y. ?/ p6 D' H: f2 O7 s9 ql. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .& Z6 P- X4 `& o6 K2 i
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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