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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.0 t( H: S% I% J' x+ {: m

- C6 z$ I8 S' ^( |2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.1 H$ l* s3 t2 z/ K6 O
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4. Then analyze the situation:
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1 E3 s& {# Q, f7 |( f/ U0 i' Ba. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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8 B$ v2 x' }$ E( |  Ic. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.; L+ y4 G2 Z. B" s7 A
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.) R0 c" Q2 M2 u

9 X8 v/ ?) e: S! he. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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' o/ L0 ~, `% w+ D) Tf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.: p/ l3 e$ N7 ~9 |8 u
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.& [! n4 p7 y1 h" w3 P+ q

# h8 F5 _9 m) Y; Q: p% xh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources., J# P" r" ^+ Q' m4 d, Q. [

  F! H) R7 u$ V3 oi. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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7 t& g7 T* f" I  ]( v( n- D2 xj. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.' c6 e" e4 E$ K9 ]5 ]! q1 m
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.9 A* u+ g; F5 S$ }. A1 g8 q

8 j! B2 T0 l1 L# ]l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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/ m+ N+ z- z: l' d: ~: d% QFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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