PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 11:53

1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.5 |8 g. @2 w( I  z' q# I$ B
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.0 k2 K+ P! b( \+ c7 e/ R
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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2 b* d* ~% D: O* a7 @1 o4. Then analyze the situation:, L& B" C1 [$ i: I
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.0 H" E- i& `) r6 e6 d+ s; D
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.3 v  d! _* k; z  h2 ^7 W2 X

; E0 M3 J! _, n) y6 |1 ^" z# Wd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.2 X% l2 R7 u; x8 F" [9 s5 R

  {" N! f; g9 j: W" W: F7 If. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.( H. n0 J  N2 ^: {( U
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.5 ~# D+ }3 W7 ~: V
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.6 y- G4 n: |% W  y+ \; `9 j+ ]' l

, \  i. R- l7 M0 _4 W' T5 M- [0 }j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.  e/ s$ n* Q) ?0 Z. k
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning./ n- }' {2 f* X: ^8 Z' T* Z
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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0 {5 u  a7 D3 ?0 gFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.

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