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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.( b' I; S* D( q) m
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.; l$ c% ~! b& S5 d
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4. Then analyze the situation:" w3 M& y. C9 P5 Y( K

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6 `  {0 ^& z7 a1 p# H+ n1 A, Ua. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.$ l  l/ A# r# {5 L0 z& D& |
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.1 O- M9 B& K2 Q: a

" M+ |2 G- Q9 lc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.9 c2 _/ z- v6 g; ^

- F+ H6 q* t8 f/ |d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning./ `& X6 v2 S8 ]# D' n/ w
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.6 v% ]1 q" N  A. l1 a$ G
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.4 Z8 J* M9 P2 n! f# V  Q9 Q
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.( \) _: H- h3 h' [
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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! f6 C5 W" k1 r& V* ?i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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' C' K( m6 l8 m8 d; [j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing., o0 A, C& v7 l0 m0 t$ D

- v: u- Q5 a/ ?6 }; z. n' jk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.) P: |, `, B! v& s/ f! F) c

  V5 D6 O% N8 ul. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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