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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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0 k$ `/ x) p$ ?, d) T- P7 `2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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+ p! L3 s) B$ ?) x' E9 }" a3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.( o; w8 h' e# J) K# f: s& `

4 C* U3 k% [! p/ }' Y# e* j4. Then analyze the situation:% S" ~- i& O1 y5 ~3 M
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( q2 D; v! R+ Qa. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.1 r6 W0 o  E' z( o5 l" K
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.( ~; x9 y, |  m3 [+ P
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.2 h( u3 q" `1 ]* ~/ [
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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/ |3 b4 l& ]* B9 ]e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.8 \6 }& Q4 ?/ t8 Q
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.7 p* Z0 ~' {5 n4 U
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.8 V3 j: R  t9 l( B; j# c! ?6 I

: k2 s% |4 k! c$ gj. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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4 u1 S( H' m/ O6 G9 R4 Zl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .  i1 E  K4 {3 n7 q4 V! _9 H

, @+ L( s' }. |+ H1 M1 hFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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