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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.- D2 q! z# z# K; N- p: d

( ]$ r, U) Z& A! t) V0 @2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.7 R& s( N5 w! O4 T4 l

2 I4 |2 N) U# V1 g+ k* ^/ j3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.8 D) Q! l! u6 [0 A

1 `& Z% C. u* U$ Q! z% L9 M4. Then analyze the situation:
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.3 ^" |" B3 w/ P+ ^* ?3 _, p6 f
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing./ Z0 h5 Y$ }3 X3 |

, a& q: s6 H9 Z2 L. Y& bc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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+ p" Q- v2 _$ M  ^2 Xf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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/ |% l( \. e6 c' v9 [g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.! }) ]" {8 k6 k

+ D. `: v9 _* [& ?) V; bh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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3 O- q4 X+ w& Ii. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.# T  s% m. J8 g# P& o
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing." Q/ l: m! X! [+ m6 T9 m
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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