PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 11:53

1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.. x) s0 ~) p) ^& k1 D* ~/ M
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door." S4 `1 v$ ?; E, L5 }, u5 k
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.+ _' N* J; z: C0 C

8 u' |( f% ?0 P  K! ~4. Then analyze the situation:+ c1 t! U! p3 z6 Z3 h$ e
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.3 t7 ~$ q# C2 o

2 U' T7 _5 Z) @$ J; o& wb. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.* r% v) W/ W1 O9 F  i

* ?9 |4 v( F3 w! N: Y+ ]c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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2 D$ J  Z: t; Yd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.( P6 |+ K$ M! q) Y% z& [

! Q+ Y8 i" ~  l. m( y: Xe. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.! C2 i& l- [! v: b3 e
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security." T- @7 k5 V) W9 F4 l

- Z  f& A: N+ Y3 [g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.+ T  `, x* g6 u" y1 y1 ?, L

7 @+ V$ u" C$ ~& Zi. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.) H/ W( V2 t0 q* t, I" ]( b

9 ?& \: ~  y# R' |% e6 R: oj. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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) o: i2 d$ V+ `/ ^) S, W: fl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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$ i6 Z) N2 I- r* d2 ZFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.

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