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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.. T' |5 y& |. L) t5 x; d- f
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.- A" K7 p- N9 H9 q$ N1 ~/ X# V
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4. Then analyze the situation:" p* N- }8 v* l4 f2 s* T( r- _
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1 c/ V0 j) d, o! r. Ua. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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1 T# M0 U& N, M0 J/ _b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.. K1 k+ C; u( @7 y$ Z4 X( l, K
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.  {9 Y$ s. l* q1 i2 W' B
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.  Y7 e! ?4 j: k; F* I# u! Y6 k8 y

9 a: D4 i6 U& K& a0 A% _" b+ J5 qf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.& ?0 y' e; Z6 L2 G8 S

) x9 q/ g0 c: B7 t4 ^g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.4 ^* D3 T9 t! H; [

) I0 T& B; `3 o; u- dh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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! W7 R+ v8 w2 G8 m3 ni. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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) J3 e7 Q& c, t$ Vk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .+ K( }1 I, w' X  a5 n" f

- |; }9 I# S8 p, F. n3 F) l/ pFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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