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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.! m) [: Q$ q" u4 e8 ?

2 }, y- y+ Z1 L9 y' u1 u2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.: g- L3 ^8 [8 S- q9 q

9 D) P1 w1 j& S4. Then analyze the situation:
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; x! y4 ^! G; _# H. {- _5 N' d" `# N% Ja. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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& E+ G  b9 {# w* Pc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.' k# Q) V% u6 p  e
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.9 |, r' k( ~" ]
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.) n+ X6 E$ k  g$ `
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.$ S/ D  g- ]  u1 s5 x+ x

  o4 n! m: L# N# b. Wg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.' M  Z, o' R) O3 N  [

. N1 P: ]4 Z2 hh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.7 P$ M1 R6 T( {
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.2 S+ s' N- y0 |

# E3 B$ Z% p6 k- gk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.( Y/ R5 z1 H( R& l

5 G+ W  U* n+ w/ O3 V. Vl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .. v: W, U& m) U% _" J

  M; |! J9 r; }5 w% f3 g2 V- l: oFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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