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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.4 z* c: k: `: W& ~; c; O6 ~  l: {: f
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door./ w# H  G3 j& p

& i& D! `  @: }2 }) L& \" r3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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( w( `& t  |9 i9 S4. Then analyze the situation:3 g2 ?3 E! V& u/ ~6 B9 y
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6 r9 O/ i: T  Y9 J' aa. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.. X8 s7 V3 M5 j+ ]" m5 K/ b
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.! v# w2 q; ^, q' C) I" C3 q. W8 ~
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.+ ]. @/ V6 H" w

( Q0 K' u2 y( H0 G9 oe. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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9 f/ h* k, W; ?3 I1 ^2 J2 z' Uf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.2 y+ D; l# y9 |: ]( V1 h
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.' \# o- E6 P  p0 k9 A; _2 |

2 }, Z3 K' w2 `: a- l4 K. T2 _h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.% ]- l1 z, Y) f

4 b/ N# E% ?6 ri. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.. n" W, \4 n; U7 }

& x5 C- O; D: m% _( Mj. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing., W5 F  u1 ^8 M- y0 y
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.) h& @# \  {" R3 \& T6 U
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .& q6 J8 w* A" T" e1 u' O

" s8 _4 M/ N& Q  w8 q& N. B: {Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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