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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.: ?+ V+ V! ~- W, y% |" q

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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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: ?  ~, ~# E( p2 Y9 \/ M4. Then analyze the situation:, o! T2 M  ]1 g2 Y- n: J( O
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& [  E/ o$ a* F9 Za. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.; ?' c0 V1 }/ g/ h* Z: R! v! V, [+ ~9 j

0 R6 D3 Y6 ?. M: \3 S5 Z% _4 Dc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.4 J- Q8 F% \" F4 ^8 Z/ j
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.$ v) p* P! I5 J* @* Z7 F5 c
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.) r- A4 `' u4 Z6 O7 V

8 u9 L8 F4 `1 Q- z8 `: Qg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.+ n8 S# ~2 l: r9 w" ]6 }; ?/ g* `! d
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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3 O2 B" N: {- U$ ki. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.% V! ?; N0 u# V. T4 [; D* S3 O
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.6 B, q% F" F9 t0 i' T
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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, K" w) A2 w) y0 W$ Z+ r- Y" X4 Ol. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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5 b+ a8 o2 X- m1 o/ ~Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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