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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.3 e# n! |, R( B! C
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.* a& Y/ s3 ?9 N& U
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4. Then analyze the situation:. q* P' b; \# n% ~

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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.# l! n/ Y& x2 T* b7 S
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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7 ], q. f3 J5 b! A( [& nd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.: v+ h8 {  f- }# x& {! c

/ G/ f" ~3 ^+ t$ se. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.. p6 m; R/ l* ~: R2 F3 b$ m

2 s( v& ~" {5 cf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.# v1 C% Q  L; W" z
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.0 ]  z! ~, v2 s* K7 N5 P/ `1 L
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.$ `7 n/ }# g* r1 H' q; F

: `' @$ u* g' j% L6 qi. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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7 I, }6 @$ o5 Z! K" x6 T0 Wk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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