PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

秋染红叶

1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.

2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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" z2 _+ N$ I$ v3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4. Then analyze the situation:

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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.

b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.

$ z6 @* k2 s0 N( \( \c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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; D# w7 [5 h, U7 B$ ^2 se. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.

/ o# U+ N2 J+ Cf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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7 B& x+ X8 T! }7 Z4 b0 @h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.

i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.

k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.

- N4 _" c& q8 D9 ]% w5 u4 vl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .

7 R. E  _4 V) N: n1 s2 P1 }Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.