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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.( k9 J5 X% f- f& `( l
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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7 O/ }2 P& t5 y/ j1 d4. Then analyze the situation:! l; ^$ a$ E% C' C: T! D
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: ~* M9 B$ c  T, D1 Ka. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.6 r9 o( E, h# }. s' R# q7 L3 @
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing., P' `& P( O# e. ?4 ~
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.1 s. w. E) J& U; M9 w

8 S$ X9 n9 L4 @: o: Z8 L& g% U7 u# Qe. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations., M1 d+ T& v7 s4 a# X) b8 l. I

6 H' T5 s" m) H3 \3 s% a2 i7 sf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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- w; H1 O- }* l1 `h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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* G! f" J1 Q7 L' c+ p7 v7 ri. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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! ^9 W/ E7 v( K7 g+ Rj. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.( ?" C1 u" o/ R  x8 N

7 A2 C7 L1 v3 ]k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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. L8 `9 B  W" J' k$ Nl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management ." i5 f% G; b5 `" y

& U' H' _1 B! Y- \$ f/ CFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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