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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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7 P) u: o' C3 O% C, N2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.- e! W# G. c+ n1 x
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4. Then analyze the situation:
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% j" s* V6 m0 m8 Fa. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.+ d$ C' W5 C! X2 S& |' i8 h

5 P& K0 [" d7 U6 H: fb. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.2 {/ O# f6 o0 F' [& G4 V* {7 o

0 `* y. r8 i# ]( n2 Uc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.! `# h- _0 n, X& G+ c0 {
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.2 G; G; ]6 c: g9 Q3 h+ w
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.# K- V3 a, i; }4 K9 M9 s$ p, D
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.4 _! O& d' g! S' \
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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% s% ~! L3 D! a* V" i; }( oi. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales./ i% X0 h/ S  ?  @, s9 v
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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6 {. s# a5 j5 L; G0 Nl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management ./ U1 V8 B/ j$ z5 [2 m

" s) D& H4 f1 yFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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