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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.: d0 h1 E m' I- p' w
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4. Then analyze the situation:. V" v- Q5 V6 B" c
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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4 e K( y* \; _) D$ N8 Vb. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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4 u7 ?: _. T: N& ]f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.& C! j/ }7 C5 q
3 I; c* B4 a- F$ c) |" \g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.$ M& U t+ }! B3 @9 U
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.# s9 B9 S5 x3 Y1 L
& Y* w/ P5 Y8 J0 C# Pi. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.3 J" H" }- z w, u% ~7 }
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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0 c# g5 u' m# y) S1 E% v: Y+ Qk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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; s' j$ k+ i2 B% u( g5 ll. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government. |
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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53
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