PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

秋染红叶

1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.

2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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- p7 [$ H# l# g, R! r3 x4. Then analyze the situation:

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6 c# [0 \3 C" P0 l6 Ma. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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; ]: V8 v7 W9 Jb. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.

c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.

g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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* R6 Z- l/ J/ e6 ih. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.

' M) ?5 t8 f& `) }/ x& [: mj. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.