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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. # @; N2 l( A( M0 k0 |2 n
% {* a2 e+ c ZAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' # R1 L6 L8 }5 {6 C4 R
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
7 w1 ]7 a; Q+ s; ]- L: u'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
+ j7 ]. w# G2 v" E'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' & O. R; H9 U# _4 L8 T4 _
'For reading a book,' she replies 6 z! G; y' |4 g- R: {8 L
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. / a/ t, k! r6 L- `' O
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 8 h6 P- p5 }$ O) R8 A: y6 v
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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. W+ l8 ?% P8 K& O, b'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
) M" Y& G5 }7 I* s 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
9 k" q4 G& [9 n4 M'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' - N, m, r {+ k; U( b) Y: [
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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