Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
' {0 r9 F# n- j" P'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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2 |" M0 I' L. L% q) v; @. m; s: K'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
! L) u$ l0 N$ ^( m. G) Q% F% W! A'For reading a book,' she replies
  
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
. r% R: `0 e4 r+ W( H$ G'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  
4 `$ L, Z; A# e' X'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
, ?5 {* Z5 a0 E9 w 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
! [! B' ^# k. ?9 p2 T'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

2 j; H4 Q3 V, o6 j, D'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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3 @4 B+ a- l% R/ a7 `  b; S% p8 kBut a funny story.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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4 j! G& Q' J; K0 C+ j9 U* [! v& j! Y[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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