Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
$ Q! i  K3 o: a3 b' D; ?7 |0 R'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
- R! Q7 t, G+ Y'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
$ U  ?1 m, W' i8 o'For reading a book,' she replies
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! c! \  i" S) D; A2 N0 \+ Z" T'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
( {1 ]# }5 x# W2 k'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
4 J/ {( q0 @- W. Q'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
+ u" s( ]# C5 f'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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. ^2 s$ |, T: c4 y3 a# N1 r'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

2 p6 U/ A# p8 p9 Z[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

5 n( K5 l' }9 PBut a funny story.

:)

irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK

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. h$ }+ @: C) G( p% G# z[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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