Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
8 Z% x# |1 ]' J3 P( L- c( p'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

- W& z. j% }; O/ ?" \'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
0 P* g! E$ t: S' s- {  B'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
: ~1 R2 a' g2 f1 S" b'For reading a book,' she replies
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+ ^5 b; y3 V* O( W2 [+ g'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
  Q0 c) U: j! ~/ X'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  
& V0 X9 p" z6 @'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

8 I8 I4 Z) ?9 O5 W8 TBut a funny story.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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