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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. " x" d' l* b4 T' j9 k
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' ) x+ f+ ]6 Z4 W/ g$ u3 f3 y+ g
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') 2 C' w& i* N9 H5 e0 ]. T$ ]$ [
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
$ Q! i K3 o: a3 b' D; ?7 |0 R'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
- R! Q7 t, G+ Y'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
$ U ?1 m, W' i8 o'For reading a book,' she replies
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! c! \ i" S) D; A2 N0 \+ Z" T'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
( {1 ]# }5 x# W2 k'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
4 J/ {( q0 @- W. Q'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. $ x3 O7 Q- I, j3 D
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
+ u" s( ]# C5 f'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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. ^2 s$ |, T: c4 y3 a# N1 r'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. 6 g5 _& J3 r- J9 m) F9 _
2 p6 U/ A# p8 p9 Z[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ] |
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