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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...$ N0 {3 z- O* f3 Z1 t8 k
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.) V' R4 `+ {0 z4 v! B
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.* V3 t" W" }: ^% B& a g0 V
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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6 o" h0 ~5 ~6 }3 N5 X; m4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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; f. e9 o; g6 r4 p5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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9 ~7 K ~" p- H9 J6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.! x8 a7 J# f# M+ D
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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0 U1 n2 e6 o, C+ j* q9 r A8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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4 Y& [' g, M1 Y11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence. V+ }" A% B C- w" H
7 s' k: p( k& F/ f6 F; y, q' @12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water./ B; c! Z' R- N+ a% U, _
/ I- W; g4 [2 u6 y/ J5 {& a9 q14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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& `; q4 d7 [( Z" O+ r15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.- M# G, Z" o- V: O) V7 x
w4 o, ]9 i/ ]! ^; \- D17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.$ e- K8 e, a' v+ G: ^! m
; d9 x: E! V2 S# B9 O; \' o19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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2 E a: r+ Y, p- Z21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy., o9 e/ F0 s/ X; K; M5 t
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.6 R% W P3 M1 Y2 I4 G1 z/ ^2 b
( k2 O) g0 }' M3 N/ E- Y( {# {24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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