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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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/ c; d f/ s# [: n3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.8 a; g* z& U# \3 S- r/ L0 O
' {+ R, ^; v. S+ m4 B+ H6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.+ s: s2 U3 S; Z/ ^9 Z
l3 V" s$ z6 t; x$ i7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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3 P; ^; J- W! @4 C; k# L8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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+ w/ T) q* s* A/ L. R3 z3 ~7 A9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.3 V1 B! S7 I( Y2 P% }6 R
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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3 x4 b- _9 j" w9 g' J11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.* K6 Z' {( k) U c% A
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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: v7 m6 |& \- B15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.8 ?+ o4 \0 L, S
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8 {6 _/ T/ n; c! e+ f17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.! @8 i1 D7 B5 Q& d. h' Q
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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6 g) X7 E$ C8 K4 o! L$ y19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.. c# Z: \- k- M2 |+ j9 @
" U6 e- N3 M% i3 B6 h21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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& u) w3 K1 }- O2 o, C( A22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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