Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...

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老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

- q" h) U( ?' _" f* r" Y/ v/ [3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

, _* v6 w( q0 g* D$ y5 M# `4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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  e$ W0 c/ G9 s, q  e12.) Super glue is forever.
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$ n+ {; p4 S& Y- c, n; E/ X' }( [- V13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

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/ A7 }" @4 ~# Q  s4 G- V: K7 O& |17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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4 c6 S# E9 l1 N+ Q  D% h! w, j8 E18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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* ~5 d: c/ j. |- e& Q2 S1 {/ s19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

' p* }$ ]7 {: {% Q$ G0 A20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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# \% b- R! C9 x1 M: W' Y: ]& h21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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