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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.+ x& [9 {' M. `+ [' Y" t$ Q
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room." P# L3 f% L4 u+ I& K, G
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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$ a3 l) U3 ]) v5 y# |8 c" b6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.6 z6 b5 |$ s- Z. |2 j8 _6 P& `' R
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.6 m" v5 Q, Q" V7 T) ^
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.' z$ {9 v# O0 G& _% V/ ~) a7 {
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.2 @# k7 M9 P# a( ^- X" _1 u8 ^
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever., X, [8 H- o6 W
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.2 t3 X$ _3 [+ j" ?) e# Z5 G
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.' B) W/ X/ E& N& ?# h- W1 M
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.+ F5 A6 g5 Z. n- z5 v- w5 Y$ c
& b, S! u6 R3 [5 N+ Y17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is./ y5 @/ }5 x. b+ ^
9 B) L6 K, c+ Y# J19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.& w8 \5 q: X( w' t# @ y- C- C
$ n; w$ e9 A' Q5 x4 {2 W21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.5 n- O6 H5 c9 P' w! ], r
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.0 z1 S( m* x, s; h6 V, K v0 J
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& |; y& v7 ^( `$ p+ O24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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