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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.' F8 T+ N) o4 f N- k" J$ l+ W
4 V. k- |4 a4 F2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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3 t6 y3 D- P+ T ]( {+ s3 K4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5 e, P2 d( S3 X0 i5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way., T9 m3 ~7 Y/ G I a
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.+ B; Z, B/ }8 Q% B$ |, X
, T; R( l2 o% x3 r- L7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.% s2 \" J; w8 ^2 g. W/ H* r! [
! J' p0 m' t5 P6 E9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.( V! ]- `6 m* N" ?: h
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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! f2 R/ J7 a& U2 Y4 S o- \) f11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.$ A1 G( Y q4 q* ?
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12.) Super glue is forever.( ^7 _2 a# {4 M- f: o
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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6 K. T3 |- v- ^2 @% K; o14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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: u* ~2 U+ W; D- W5 b15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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" W7 W, L* u) `5 `2 Z, l16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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6 I+ [- k4 O8 u+ d6 M17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.# s6 O2 D. n% S; @
/ D3 W) `! e6 Y4 N2 f$ j0 f1 Z/ s6 \2 O20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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5 z. e. m, ^5 l& r- a% J1 A5 ]21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.2 }, J' e6 L! n1 d$ u$ Z
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, B1 O1 Y7 t5 S7 u# ?23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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