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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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) v* B/ E- }; `' @8 h# D1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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/ l4 P8 q2 ?3 F% {- x/ u$ k8 o) @3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant., p# w# c2 ]- N: }1 _' M9 j V) }
1 s/ C" N3 q( W4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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3 H8 l! }+ k: ^; T! G3 Z' K5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.7 b! J; C0 H: b# k3 w9 b3 a' P% r
8 ?: N8 z1 a" b7 e( X3 @% b6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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2 r. a& G& U& D. c: k8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.6 b8 K9 T5 H% M* S5 J' L: }! N
+ D, t9 m+ P0 S4 f, T/ P# R9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.& u' o& X' n, v3 A7 [) A( Q
- B0 C3 r; C3 D% Q3 F11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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1 g; e9 O2 e; j# K4 z$ P }12.) Super glue is forever.1 c: Z8 ^" w. z+ L& C" Y7 ^
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.% E+ V8 p( _8 m) z, I2 h
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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/ g% z% ]6 l! x* k% C( S15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.7 v( g) G1 g* \, o% [: u
+ d! G! |* r' T7 O3 h- l16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving." Z! y/ X) J! L5 N
2 K' s. S* t" _; p2 n- w18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.6 i% {9 w) I' q9 K3 K! a
) r; ?* V/ ~1 ?4 Y: [+ X& v19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.; ~+ q2 i2 d# }4 s5 }7 {( B/ `0 z3 g
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time., y; a; a I X* v/ b. Y0 M
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.1 g0 t8 p( ^9 g2 Y2 n0 U
% @* X5 ~' a. F3 ]/ E$ K/ A22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.' y4 w7 ~# a+ A2 k0 }4 }+ ^5 L& {% b& {
; y* K$ ^2 o- _8 u2 O# d# i, Q/ ?23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.+ `, E B0 V6 m' \
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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