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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.- y1 b! m( y) G4 O5 j" k% E
! |- i5 ]9 v' W! t# [# t) Z2 T2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.5 n8 p8 f. L% A! f+ G* w
- X6 j c2 i) Q7 W0 ^% L2 R3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.# _& l4 _5 w' }; ?: D
# v2 N7 ~7 C) t' y9 C9 f5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.1 \; d5 g+ o+ U) r6 c
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, P: X5 f* \) t. t+ m4 b: B4 ]7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.4 R- I6 {$ Z# Z! B5 C" Z0 N2 H
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.9 w+ K! d8 M: k6 h7 X
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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% v: \; w. B1 Z) `* `% ]& N11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.2 |$ Q1 P# w4 p6 x
) u5 _! f) {8 P+ l12.) Super glue is forever.# j/ m3 U. a7 Y% t- }* \7 l* e
$ j8 v9 W8 W$ K+ `$ A3 ~* Y2 l13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.- h' [9 Z7 S/ Z3 o g( u D$ O) [
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.9 O8 [7 \. `: ]4 a5 u' E
0 R p: M$ J+ ]! S) H16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.7 Z) j7 ?8 a" F0 W0 a- h
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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# v$ ^9 r& F" I( Q( G19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.& d) i% t7 Y& ^) b( U. m
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.. H- n, u: x4 T' u' R/ Z
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.% \4 M9 L' w; t2 e7 v
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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- J* M5 q' k1 s9 b/ v23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy./ n0 o# { V8 W6 e* k" x
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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