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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...0 ~3 J1 Q4 a8 p1 y6 j
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.& w- A7 ]& s: y% V7 c* h
4 P: x# Z ~& A2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.+ i# t7 H# @+ k. j
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.- ?8 i# m2 _) v S/ _; ?
1 L U" G% J1 }5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. f; R) u1 H, z& p' n
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.: E8 q$ m. s& V
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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0 y! U2 F$ _- P% z/ X1 A( y) I9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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1 t3 S d6 T. J5 F1 v8 o7 J10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.9 Z5 a" t- j- c, Y4 z* K7 i- \6 J
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.+ h3 `$ E& U8 x# r& o+ \% r8 ~! A, `
1 g. c1 Z8 \. {" D; D12.) Super glue is forever.
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; r! Z5 G$ f2 s3 e: _7 ~6 M) |13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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! l5 Y: f$ i, V14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O./ T. K1 y/ b% L1 n9 t1 }
0 a3 P" r3 l( s8 ~15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do./ g2 S& h& ^$ I4 E2 D
/ B5 F1 Q2 C2 k- W2 g: y8 |16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.; z# {3 Q }; x
( ^- M0 P5 ~) d) T) I17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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1 I" }' |- R3 s18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.. e* I3 o+ T0 H d: P: k ?
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens./ [$ A8 u$ Y- ?* F& n- R
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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5 W$ o, P: d7 e& N8 ~21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.- l- ]5 }# ^+ t1 E, N
' A$ Q+ z8 k+ g23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.9 L/ e6 y+ ]7 M. f6 v
+ y. F a, \ I, k25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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