Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

  C! @7 [2 _; {( [1 {$ Z0 d, P' }Why boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3 x+ Q% ~5 [* I+ z: o3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

' \5 L& t9 T2 s. P. ^5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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. r6 s+ o/ n! x: N* {, U7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

# }) [/ o* ?, U3 s6 y. l) [! r9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

) w0 |  f- s* N$ G; A& m! I& x10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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' _0 X" {# d7 ^( u) E12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

( P5 }# i8 B5 ?0 y: ?14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

/ M6 e3 i9 D. W# G2 M1 e& l5 e, F17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

, j& u; [+ h: X' ?$ v+ l3 I18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

* j! |2 n: q9 p& P/ S  R20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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; N: e, \+ f! r! z/ g22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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# Y. ^6 }$ t) ^" @23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

! E  G6 [7 \3 c5 k( O24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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