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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.3 G) d6 K/ i9 ~4 G6 m4 S
' a) L& e* d4 r/ c2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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% q$ Q8 k+ K- f% B! F4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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; j9 l$ I6 Q1 N( x! Y0 C6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.& v0 w y: O7 w" x0 _
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late./ T# Z5 Z7 [9 d% [; K) Q7 O
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.; M( q. L: j8 g4 F; D
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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! m9 _* G0 L1 S. G2 Q3 ^10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.; g! h0 C4 R. W( Y
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; k" |- v8 n* W' b: j12.) Super glue is forever.
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& O5 ~7 @& V8 B; R' I13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water." n* d9 R8 z7 Q# }" S4 [7 V; ]
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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- ^: t5 m) m) t$ A {3 P- n; H19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.# _! N: d- v& n2 O& i" ^: t z h
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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. s; S) I9 i! k! }8 P' n3 k21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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, n) h" I' k) a9 e22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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