Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

Why boys need parents...

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老杨

老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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$ g, W, Y6 J) \1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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1 e( o' V' x! C  h8 g7 c4 c3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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$ Z3 B* `* v, b9 R  H4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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* C2 L6 b( S. T" T6 r5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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2 O/ B6 ~& a% O8 ~, g; h9 |* [1 R7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

6 M# n) i7 V, W; B, o* N10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

  k0 Q4 G! v8 p! ^+ y4 L12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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. E9 ~" d3 B# y2 N: l15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

$ l3 ?' e/ u$ d. y8 J4 m. R17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

! J) d* U3 v) |6 ?' O18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

, P: y# Z% _# n3 H9 H19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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3 o  v/ M: |; w3 j! R1 T$ W' s22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

" G8 o9 [7 T( B% `23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

1 l7 @% d: }& P3 p, E& F' a9 Z24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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/ S6 K5 e- u  a1 _9 q" k' T1 d8 |1 X) W25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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