Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

Why boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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! R7 N( ~% n' X9 H( J1 Z4 ?2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

$ P, ^: X' A9 r, w& ~3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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6 ]; y7 t; B: `/ A, v+ x/ F+ x4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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9 o  n" W' L. ]2 I7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

3 ^5 u2 e- B7 b5 L. @8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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2 i, K! `6 V$ h7 s+ g9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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9 {# D$ w6 I  B: \10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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" E& A1 e& j; l( D3 o. l11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

5 ~2 ?2 ^7 w  m$ @- l# i12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

$ }6 Z2 w; s) ?% \/ G14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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: h; f; c5 l  d2 ?! d8 h+ J, O18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

9 A  m4 M8 s8 |3 Y" m20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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! J8 k! x7 B: f1 {22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

' a% W. B) _8 L6 Y- Q& L% R24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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