Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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3 g1 K9 A0 u; f: f. X1 d' }* X9 {1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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1 U) P+ w. T4 q2 D. g7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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" O: r' E& P! V8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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2 {5 p( g7 L# m4 Q6 ]% H# i9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

6 }/ ?' a- n  f& W  X- O11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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! k4 x8 c7 z/ j$ f# y* |# ]2 N13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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: @; @" r0 v" C- U6 B3 r14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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; B$ f* M6 t/ f  P15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

. s4 p( H& {( C9 g! F' K- V16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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' P/ X" Y( W( O6 J1 \7 c! B19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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5 n( e# ]( H9 A" N% d7 e9 W20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

* ?& ?5 n/ ?9 T( {: u4 ^/ o# @# N4 N21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

2 ]' G' ]0 T! `4 L22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

  ~/ \( b* E/ U) X23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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