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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. V5 N$ L9 |5 [# y: r7 L! R
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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% S" r$ K/ I7 V O( E: T* a& }1 _3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.3 T1 p3 R2 F3 `% l6 F3 |
9 ^8 i/ i/ ~$ Z+ v! S4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room./ P$ [( D! d+ G5 m% f. ^
1 N% O2 L8 [- D$ Z, y3 g5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.% i' c% D. a; L6 w: }8 |2 s2 b
/ H4 x! h- M+ d% Z# @& s& v& d6 f1 m6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.0 d5 c) P+ ^* ?* H- u, P* L8 c
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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- P: c. e; t' ^% ^1 r. @10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.* {7 W& U" S! D" s, k
0 @4 A5 ~+ u. x11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.& t" V- G# ]2 M$ t: p4 S5 |
) ~7 ~% S) h. q+ L) B5 y- L) F13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.; `. e% f+ t! U, R- [- z% k' I8 \* Q6 s
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.! D6 f; T, u; y
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.; `% X+ R2 G; Z3 X0 ?- K
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time." p4 |3 I4 k6 F8 P+ {
. p: O [1 D( @7 k5 e" P0 d+ [- V21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.. O! S1 _( K- {# L
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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' q( A4 `/ K( p5 Q2 V23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.8 L7 E X1 ?/ R( a4 \# M4 v
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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- Q; z* \& c, P% X9 i! m% p- Y25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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