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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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' o; h6 J7 g- m6 I X; [1 t& q& H" W1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.6 q, }- ^- D' ~, ?
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.6 {9 F& O9 [' L' ~
/ u! j4 R. B) b( F+ b4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.6 t# h# s4 _" ]9 ]: C
# ]/ e# j3 q, t% |4 c2 {+ d6 L5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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5 a# X1 K; Q& V* }, h+ x* v6 }6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.; ^, y' L5 ?" j9 ^4 d
. f' e( c- ` @2 n) R9 s7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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: k v! K4 o5 ^9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.! K' k1 J( g$ ]4 c0 `) n
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.0 ?3 @- Q# w' x
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.5 Z( [3 @4 K% z# W
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.. w _. }1 V. ?8 K6 N+ V
9 s6 \; [3 v( h. q% K14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.7 F! K* V6 i8 b
* e N) D. X0 @! ^' n: @/ K9 T6 I15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.& {; M$ y7 ]$ R
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.+ ]9 K* e8 M5 p9 j1 _ t
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.; ?2 b* o+ Z) y( n- d. _
$ [3 Y+ h1 o* [% R/ X; W" o22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.: w5 V) u) f. I' w! f* u, B$ e) w) d
- r- ?1 }+ E, S+ {24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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