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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.$ N1 J& E& o5 a" O* k. h
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...% m/ t3 i3 n& E+ E# u# j, [: |
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, T- _4 _7 V1 I- `+ u1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.8 l6 B) R2 |7 B0 t9 b

3 U5 c* u$ l8 Y. Q  A2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.6 z2 D5 A$ c1 ?3 M! n

, n3 ~! w+ R$ K6 _! U3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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1 \6 X4 C; J3 s# ]$ K4 T4 ?/ s4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.8 e' e" A' q* G/ x6 d

% I8 {- {+ E! @* S5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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* f) R% o+ w1 _7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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3 j5 `% R8 @3 G9 k, Y8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it." |: h0 O5 [  {
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.% H5 i: Q3 C$ l
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.0 r+ W+ Y: p% M% X
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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/ H8 a, q; M6 g# ^12.) Super glue is forever.) R9 M5 n, N6 q- i7 z
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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0 u; m! C$ u) G! B- @/ U14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.) b5 d% ^7 x- x4 S5 d& |  M/ _

2 S3 f& P$ z8 k2 Y$ B" y" v16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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8 G0 m" q1 p" v9 |3 i- Z  y; |17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.( E2 {8 _% n3 s0 a6 ^- R3 |
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.4 v1 Q: }  ]. P5 Z

9 K6 \( i' t3 [  y' l21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.2 b, j7 @. t4 m1 ?/ S0 N

7 W, E3 G1 I- N24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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