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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...- v1 a$ m2 M J4 S. y' n/ j
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.5 U6 O1 e' e2 [
- E9 t: F2 Z' `2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.. Q/ |% s3 V9 ^* O
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.! h& T+ F1 ^! X8 i+ \0 U
' `; B w1 i3 K5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan." [) V: S/ g8 c$ l' j+ q
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.; d9 @( ^6 l' D' J/ `
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.9 L& w# d) Y( V
' c+ G* G* d R8 \4 U C: c' @10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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* u% h# l8 g- b* u/ ?/ \; s11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence./ K; a( n' k. e5 h
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12.) Super glue is forever.9 O% ^% }. T) G$ _% P7 ^
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.5 p+ g/ w5 k2 P9 ?2 ?# P
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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% X- C4 T0 v- X/ q& G; s+ T16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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) U# q! g; y' k" W: S" t2 I18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.* `* ]8 T9 u/ u. o* q5 {. A3 I
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.+ Q% H: A1 s e+ f! w. w
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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/ g. S+ N( y9 @23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.; _, P# q6 H( b! R0 |7 R
& D% u* P+ l3 ]/ h, b9 p25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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