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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like... q# f# M, h6 B6 b! F+ P: X6 ?
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6 }0 w8 z* m0 X% E" g- I# H1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep." a n4 C8 Y% h7 C
" _8 b; {2 S/ f* s2 T: L2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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& m1 r/ U3 z2 f9 X/ f' f4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.! f, }1 i! G9 w q- Y+ W( s
( _6 Z5 O; p l8 X. G" U5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.% O z. B" @7 Q) l1 f: J& M' \: U
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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- I# i# [$ Y' B8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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: p' e! }8 S. y9 J; Z4 N5 }. b) U9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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3 F j3 P4 B( N$ B& E+ A10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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* j/ i$ Z) G) `9 u+ Z) {# A13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.5 W7 y( `3 ?$ W& O" }! g
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.4 ] I) c! X+ E% \9 c! y
2 V& a& s5 |- F0 k2 c6 C4 z8 ^% t5 L15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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+ q: C+ J) G& u: P. ? f16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.8 L _/ r3 Q8 i* Z+ u9 R' M+ \
+ g3 h, J& ~+ Q& |# Q: Y17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.+ f! t- M4 i9 }% [
# a9 b0 w2 O z. W18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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! b, ]# {* t7 t19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.2 A& ` T" R y
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.: x8 K; \: ~$ [6 p4 W& S
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.1 H2 S- T/ d# C, t
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.9 V8 h7 S+ S* v
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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( t1 i$ \4 {: }- O25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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