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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...- H. G7 N r* H
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.% z+ E! X( u( ?1 p5 n
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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! \5 ]% l: \" S+ w" c8 K# p1 R4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.& Y% E3 T% x/ V9 G
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.8 ^, [6 G! \3 F( s: P! t# `6 B: p& ^
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.3 b$ ~' E6 k/ M2 I( @) E* i4 B
4 p |) e8 j" V8 ?/ ]& G, g9 v( F7 p3 f9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.! f8 i5 q# y( M0 n) Z( S( r- w
L% g; t$ p8 z K$ r; K10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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+ ?' T$ U4 J# `2 P" i3 a- x; U11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.1 a0 O" A; H7 S& S% i! X0 L$ A
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.% ^: e6 u9 o. x% ^+ z; {
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.& q9 N, a; G6 S' k' A- l( j
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.$ Z7 B3 k2 m, ]& J6 N( L
1 h) [; T6 k+ Y) y& S1 H18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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$ n8 U- U2 K% X% d& W19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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5 {- X2 @, p- D* o' r+ E23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.% D2 v$ C! P& d5 P W/ e' a
2 O Q# `* Z) C24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids./ x0 n. B( E3 Y/ T
, O" u2 l$ L9 s( o25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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