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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...+ O: Q/ Q- S8 C; m

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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep." G1 z" [( o4 K5 ^8 {: f
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.; D6 H1 @. D9 T. k/ w

. P; _3 s" q: a7 p4 z$ j4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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/ r( S, M( I7 v5 w3 g  i8 Y5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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3 o2 g& d( @. L9 H& J6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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" u& l7 }% I( C1 p# Z5 E8 T7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.9 {8 c, }! C# @% z) I- G

8 Z" O7 x- l$ c& `/ z$ ~8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.. j+ _9 F$ J8 k0 @0 n( O. C

( k$ ]* T3 q8 V3 ^9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.& R3 Y: h5 k! r

9 |) `9 M" e, o& z, m$ I10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.  I7 U0 ]( X& k
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.; g! F2 N/ K, _7 x! h& a( K
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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5 P' T5 f) g6 Q9 W7 X" I; o14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.0 z4 @2 O' ]6 [8 h) k1 M

( A6 T  L) K' E* w2 _15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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( R  D* A# Q. j* P' S, h16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.2 I' d" X% e& x
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.; S1 A3 b- X+ d, x

( ]0 v3 I# D, ?3 @. u19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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- N  A, d% M7 ]5 D! z+ c20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.2 y2 t3 F1 d  Q0 P# Z) @$ t

0 c+ `: ^: u4 j3 p/ X6 e21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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2 C, O( ~2 P; C1 s3 R9 L. w+ R22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.# I$ J6 _# m! j$ X

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9 C- Y0 F/ \5 n/ a24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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发表于 2008-11-28 16:10 | 显示全部楼层
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