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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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# N4 X9 _! @4 N( B6 k" p" E+ M4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.$ F7 l5 ~/ N R7 \* W: ^
8 q) d. T0 ], G& M$ C5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.5 k3 \! V T- x, |" e4 f( k
& `" w1 l0 J( y5 w* p' y6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.' @8 o) d4 h& Z7 P2 `! v
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9 h8 M; t( h5 T: u" _* E' M! g, C9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.) c8 Z- S" M2 v: K, a
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever., h# Z2 w8 H8 A3 v- R
0 l0 F5 u( A b) ]7 U( K: R13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.2 _6 Y* u" W X6 ?( Y$ T5 @/ E
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. j6 a6 b1 b+ Z5 P
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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2 |; @2 @& B8 k+ ^6 Z3 i18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.+ ?) P# ]6 {! x$ E3 N
/ r& _4 b8 z, b, b19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.+ Q1 G$ e- V! V0 ]! s2 X% R k
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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8 C! M2 m) F7 y: y: H21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.; v1 w; H% r3 s! }# I
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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