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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like... D6 H" B5 a/ R
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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* q& F/ f; D# x2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.; a" A8 D& X8 m1 E
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.) f5 B' ?+ C* @
3 m! i/ a1 }% I1 {$ D$ F4 g4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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' B" o& R. w T) h5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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" i' s- V1 }6 E: P6 a6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.+ }7 ?' u8 \+ `& n: q( x9 @
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.7 `; \) G3 b; \7 q
/ H* X3 G; |7 ~/ k0 S9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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( G+ ^! B8 P: M) s7 @& y3 l5 p* T10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.. p @1 _* e0 R1 Y% n* a9 @3 K
( ~5 b3 R- B9 \; `, O11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence. ^ O, @8 d* L' b! A" Q. L
l X8 A8 a+ e8 y' B: `8 J* t1 m12.) Super glue is forever.
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7 H0 c& D5 ]! n13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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1 V+ t& p$ o/ u) ]. w* Y2 I$ z16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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8 g. H% o" d6 _7 [6 Z2 v A17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.7 ?' \% F- B4 r' }) ]) c
% K2 P' k1 h' B9 P9 f. `18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.6 D3 S; S. }+ n9 c- a# | a; B1 Y
& u% X% V8 M/ b0 a20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.& l0 d6 I4 g {) m7 b
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.: H( J( \: ~: h7 n5 T! F [( f2 P
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.$ ?2 B+ f4 ^. ] K
# U! y5 w0 W; T25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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