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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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) h% ]/ x4 G% l& l2 M1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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" o% Y; K/ a/ u) L" ~3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant., j' l# } @4 f$ {% s5 k$ m5 }
% }/ r+ D i0 f w X4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.& a) x9 G9 E% I8 [# b7 v
, a9 j7 X) g2 ~9 G5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.) q8 f) d( |% p- b' s0 s
. e" k' o3 f6 ^, ~8 b( h8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.1 C8 r. w$ y5 K' C, C
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.$ K/ y0 a) W B
9 J3 e! ~. q7 a& n10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.1 U. @; S* |9 M; R/ W5 g& ~
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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0 z3 Z0 k3 R" G J- ] g$ C& r12.) Super glue is forever.8 }" }2 r5 }' \# o) r1 Q6 z0 [
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.3 z6 u9 G2 C4 G) a* n$ ~! ]
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) _: _8 v; m& R8 G15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.& @+ N# v# l' N- k7 G" Q$ N7 d
( N' t3 j6 w: }7 h18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.6 B9 ]2 y& A% O8 r1 W% d% L/ Y
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.4 z! c. M8 v9 P6 q0 {
U2 a: ]6 X( Z/ z Z20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.* q) j6 Q9 u% x/ M. A
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy./ L( c/ t: G7 j- J8 D* B
9 L2 g1 L$ b$ u22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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. n7 F% L+ J* _. |23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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( ?9 Z9 ^' K5 t24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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. [; S9 z3 S8 I+ b0 d3 u$ x25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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