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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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/ p$ N, k, A: q' e ^3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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5 l: F' F. A( _- L4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.0 \5 H% q/ D1 ~! q' C
: W) f2 m: I# W$ n$ F1 P& M5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.# a8 x$ F/ z x. e6 d
# G8 H$ J' U& }! c# e6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.7 t/ k. X, j/ u- d# X
/ d f3 C0 Y1 w7 f, R) b% q7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.( m) L2 x2 V8 w" X F
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.+ L- ~; Y+ e; X* ]
* h; i7 m7 ~, N7 o) V. R9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.7 \4 N0 d) V; O& S5 q# ?
+ a5 U3 T1 h# @# a" v10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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2 n4 X8 r+ M" ?+ b7 s11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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# x: w6 C- h' P, m6 _12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.$ B. _0 @; E' G( ?
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.+ L& C1 _4 H4 X
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.' A1 U# n! K9 h0 L
+ A; [: p$ S0 j/ B' M! A18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is., ]6 V# g! l3 N9 m
8 N0 {8 O& u# z19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.0 {" ~8 ~5 ~$ e, P: O6 a
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.: D( Q# s! n" g5 `
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.1 `- @4 v/ S4 [2 s+ {: k
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.) l, [9 E% f0 |* g/ A) }: R$ u5 z
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.* O* z7 _. |6 v; z* V
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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