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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.! N+ S5 A( b; _' _
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.0 y8 @& N' [/ d
6 s; q& H* _ l I* r4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.3 ]" `: t( k; a8 m# ?/ `
* ~* H6 N8 l( u* O, b+ ?9 m5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.' s- J3 e: X( S, S8 H
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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, X1 V8 g! p+ s# e3 @9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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* _6 x+ z% {" H( d$ o' f# l10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.& N- K, o7 `7 z$ c+ s
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.# g- x8 r. ^" n5 V4 a& d2 q9 i
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.8 J' u I5 _/ n' G7 k0 B$ w
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.' b1 n( N+ }" l$ m8 R+ V6 Y8 F
4 ^2 q; h" Z* l7 y& ]; c15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.0 N0 s0 T- `3 \3 q9 R$ u
" \1 N0 [' G: y( P16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes." V$ |, Q6 P" M7 \ }8 a# w4 g
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+ D1 b+ ~) Y% E% o18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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) y) K( d+ f0 _& m H$ l19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens." G. b% W8 [8 o( z
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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( |* c( ?" Q- h; F5 a. N5 B p/ }, g22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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2 @" M& B! S6 `9 ~6 f& O9 ^% A24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.: n# ~+ D, ]. v9 I1 c9 t
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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