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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...# E" h4 \& A: @2 f
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2 y" r7 j+ l8 S/ J9 D d1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.4 D8 B% K3 G* e7 g
: C9 b q' _: q, w: U" a5 }, G. D3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.( {2 P4 k4 m1 K& i# ]
$ C7 ^& J6 A9 V& B+ C+ b- K: [# T4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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% R' ]; Q( \* X) ?5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.% H6 Y F' H. Z" z5 Z
( N4 s8 N$ y7 p: [7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8 Y- g0 x# K3 p, T3 W8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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& K3 X# P+ g3 p- w! Q4 a* X3 t9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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$ w& R+ s& ]7 |) z+ n' \10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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+ o1 W- Y/ {0 W11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.3 D0 |9 I+ b$ X8 q. I
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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, h0 w' N2 {* h( u7 d6 J$ W14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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0 F9 A, e) h( X/ g16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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1 ]5 [/ x, n2 A& M17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.* b) ]" ~6 k( g$ Q) h% |" c
- b$ d4 p5 k4 i5 C+ ?; C* H18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.2 m! t% M' o# A: ?9 E) k6 z
m/ Z) n; y- p) d+ G+ I19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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8 w n) v# Z& [0 l: c20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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" r6 O2 ~3 `" [- v) u. ?21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.. ~6 g9 D2 J( x+ u% [
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.; X6 r3 P/ b4 i! ? H' U
' U7 s/ B- `2 p) B23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.1 h* v8 b N; s1 ^, t0 W
7 l8 m% \: L5 ~& F6 f24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.$ D6 g# w: R3 n) f: o
2 J; u8 _9 Y! A25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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