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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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" d. g V9 W1 Q1 }" |1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.5 g; ~0 p/ A' [2 n7 B
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite." r) q. P/ ?) w: g1 l4 [
4 f' T( F* r o3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.# K% o z4 Q$ j" \ j
5 i8 {% L4 @; V! b5 s0 D4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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# e" L9 I4 k9 a" y8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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% B Z0 C; ~& J9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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: S8 f9 X2 p% D10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.1 @; v1 F) }& q: [5 T. b' q
) y" g. U3 K. ? O& ~11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.: d! d7 x# E' B" b- F3 r6 v% V
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.. Z% q7 \4 Z8 E/ B
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/ S2 |6 s9 I: c3 Q1 t) r15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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; [8 A; x2 d% O4 \6 C9 `18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.# Q- ]: s$ r. {$ ^- U
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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& [ h6 D1 T: w0 F D( x20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.' Z4 l& c8 J* h+ R
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.% L) @- a z% G
( O5 f* p5 K) f' G22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.- c" Y7 y& B0 q- e8 {. j( o9 K" _
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.% z6 u7 c7 A" N- m. Q
+ `9 O+ G' d& V! h4 G6 l25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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