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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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, T6 J, P& f# h( r, U0 g1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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/ d/ d" l- N$ i, @ ?+ e2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.% c Y& ?, @) H+ X% X$ J- [! [! }
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.7 p) P: {) ?: I+ ?- U
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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! y) u8 g) F3 t0 p* i- W9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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' q& _% f; [# \' S10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.+ P- p8 x! p5 x5 i
8 z) p0 v- r7 x5 z2 z# @11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.3 {0 s8 c' o B0 U' h; Z. h
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.& Y0 c4 B- u) K6 t- u+ g+ d
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.$ u, p9 b8 E8 K4 C
. X# n) l0 c2 R d18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.# [2 W. n5 r7 y H: Z. C* s
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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|" t; j3 X: _23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.' X0 n& F5 d# K/ h/ @2 n- W
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids. L9 ]' M( ^% X
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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