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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...+ N1 A% _. G1 {! S/ S. d1 n
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.# C' F: z+ X9 U' b$ o$ C5 B6 j
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.( v7 d* j/ [" @" R7 I5 x1 P5 \7 c
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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$ v. I W- Y1 T1 E! X8 }! f4 K4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.9 j+ k* r* F& [1 r! e1 ~" G
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.5 f# b# n2 Z1 l1 U# `
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.+ K; {5 p k3 m g0 z2 u
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it. h6 I: Q0 k! v: I
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.; r) J6 g: H I
+ P5 \5 K5 \2 `* j. v' U& R10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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4 L8 j1 N. X* e- R( \9 c0 H8 b/ I12.) Super glue is forever.. X1 v9 O) N" r3 [/ q# U( ]
6 I% Y! x" o6 _/ r) q' ]13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.1 y! h' k# u+ U N$ p/ p
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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' J; p. Y) c9 o6 {4 Z/ H) i5 ~19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.8 l L7 W8 t) E4 R( ~7 g, |; A
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.+ E7 [8 B* @: M
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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! g+ J+ j* r! D& q5 f' D' g22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.2 ]. x4 u' Y' s2 Q
7 S6 h- ?; n, i3 J2 f, S23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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