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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh., l7 I- o0 _0 a0 `/ b
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Why boys need parents...
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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' l5 p- L5 h) v) v/ E9 S# ]3 E1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep., k# y! g2 h5 T8 Z1 y+ P# m
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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7 G& T! P3 H/ f2 H3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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# [) j$ k4 K" F3 z: V9 T4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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3 s' [" ^) H( U+ O6 ^$ K$ {5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8 C2 f+ ~+ Q: C4 |# N$ R6 k5 k8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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( o! w/ O8 r% Y7 F9 ]10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.3 g* @8 Z8 _+ U+ f$ b: m! F5 w
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving./ R5 r4 p3 `4 y0 S0 X7 w

  c5 v! u" e* w& B18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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( T/ C& r" H" v+ ]  D19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.' o' e; \$ W9 [% w2 H/ a+ k
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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* u0 K( [; b5 H5 Y" ]; q25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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