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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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8 @2 D0 u) T9 F- M2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.( u; e: D2 T! W. d+ O V9 [
) s7 _2 E# ^/ A/ _. V6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.5 i8 _8 p3 X, w/ [) t
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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2 J9 H" i7 n) j) q. m5 {# W0 Q9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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# G; z/ D( M( O11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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) ^1 R& g! Z( j( ?12.) Super glue is forever.& _( `3 V% T" T0 Q* ~: J
% R& y7 X! I, u6 J: h9 E( s13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.* y% z: j- [2 ]6 k( K
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.0 V" l" _+ l' _* P) x
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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- V& d8 r, e' x! F" \% ]7 k17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.8 V3 t# `0 m0 \# R* B
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.# ]! c; u3 V4 P
3 d! ?7 w) ]- ]* c5 T19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.- f; Z3 P* b0 q( x3 C
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.: S/ j& E& g7 Y! ]
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.7 J& c: J# r6 S ?0 C% `- ~ p
B( k! l; [5 Q7 @22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.7 s% {2 I! O m
8 e1 L( W7 M3 c( S( g- Q/ N3 y# I23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.# }$ q! A! y# b% q, w8 c7 F7 }- S
2 ^) \5 K, g* j0 {- P$ H( l& m24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids./ e7 ^/ Z: c, Q: R8 l' x" b7 I
' `! X8 e6 |8 z/ B$ _8 ~25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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