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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...4 j# S6 G, Y" m: I
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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" O* `. P& U3 k6 Q5 O$ M, L2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.* ]2 R, c' C+ G
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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! a# ~" }$ n( J/ _4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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8 k+ B W- s* L& D @7 r9 N; Q5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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3 }6 E4 C+ x% E6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.0 y1 [: g3 Z5 I+ } s8 l4 q
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.1 c: ?) m1 S0 \- F/ D, L/ D
$ Y# n k% [2 D& q! |: L! c8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.# Y+ j, }& Q q: g9 H
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.0 { r+ q0 [& n4 m) d) p) M! `% c
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.0 \. }* l4 P0 h- q0 E6 z) |
: Q; p+ V' L) y: N0 b6 f! d. N11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.2 W* x+ x! e T3 @# z) u
- M( F! x8 e+ D12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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; U. {5 `* W+ q1 q- A. \14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O." `; J2 V; {, i9 e
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.5 G' {, S; }6 ?% A l( [
9 x" i+ L% v7 X& }( _- s, q6 \16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.9 U( l) N' m) s
* `' t# H4 n9 O/ G) O0 V17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.6 L7 X1 w- u( l/ u
: C$ ]) h9 ^/ p4 ?- t0 d$ D; L! A18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is." d) E/ |6 y# b0 `9 [+ T
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.2 }1 z: r' o3 q5 R7 J$ D# ]6 e' X: S
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.7 `+ e* J! B6 g, l8 k
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.4 j3 X1 E" s! [+ q$ @
7 y2 ~, v7 |3 F. @5 |+ @24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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6 S$ r, r0 r9 h25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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