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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.( T# K+ Z. F8 H" x. f
' H6 j# U) a1 G* n3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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2 q' _$ b; h0 s- O, [1 _$ n7 V4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.7 B! h# [3 l4 \+ J: `! A& Y2 ~- }
1 D5 ~: k7 i! \& Q v5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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) p, i W) x6 V$ I5 e$ m+ O' I% ^6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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/ D9 V( F2 K9 z& R2 h/ m) x6 g2 |! k8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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* Z. \. ?1 a e' p10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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$ _2 P2 p7 N! k" f. F11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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% d S, ?' k6 T) S$ Y$ I; _" g13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.4 s. h) Q* r( v* B
( Y) p" O% d1 j3 @+ E' [14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.1 `8 R( }; U) P! h( t$ g9 ]
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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9 R+ y/ S5 s! \* s" k; } C. e) Y4 I16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.6 J% C( r Y9 O% J+ [# l
- o0 F3 f) h* a4 G2 q17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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# C& [" m6 W+ j2 d8 c5 N: k3 A( U- [18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.$ K+ C5 J! I4 S) Y& r; S( m6 X
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.7 \. L. d% q) A1 v; h! }2 D
4 e) b9 S& p/ I9 f+ L3 |" m21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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* \) G& U# K6 R22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.: r+ x" I0 n+ n( I0 L9 d
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.8 z0 D1 U1 o0 H* w: a
, f% \$ h H& j' v9 m' h9 C24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.* Z: s9 G* U0 ]( Z5 N3 _6 U
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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