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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.& a: I3 K* v4 ~/ H

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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like..., _9 p+ |0 J6 ]! }( V0 W) C

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7 Z+ ?( J& A" j1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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- S8 c% b7 X6 `: J: k3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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8 m" S4 Y* T3 l0 u* v0 e, q) @5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.( C: l/ [" Z4 Q: N9 C
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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' m0 R3 Q% E# k& \8 z0 u. O7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.5 D% H$ h( k& a/ Z' g* J% ]% {
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.7 g) }: I/ N3 N  o6 y; n5 v% j# y: |
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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) N$ t, r5 d  @; a$ d/ C10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.+ m- C. t  S  `( ]; S
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.  ^% |, E8 L; p# n% f7 P! l* Z( @

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. t8 J  W* `: A" }& z+ z% m  @0 p16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving." Q: D- b" t% F/ P
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.0 P( O9 N: J9 Z  j

3 k8 W5 M5 W+ ?+ y19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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0 o" l  Y" C6 E1 J9 F) l' P6 K20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.0 S; V: D3 F0 X# ~( ]! T$ i
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; b2 x2 ]9 j: S0 u! T  Q4 j# S0 |24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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发表于 2008-11-28 16:10 | 显示全部楼层

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