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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...( R- Z" {. D" }; m i
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.# Z0 t' S8 w1 k" V. \0 V! }* T
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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+ P. V6 ]: v) w6 q, b- C# A4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.4 F7 |" n* a% X. q$ {& f- z) W
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. k. z9 @- S5 x! U) S3 M! m, T3 a
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.( U; t4 T0 f' o2 |# R
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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5 ~8 ?0 d* u/ W7 K8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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& e m# i, v0 v# G" E9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.- }: d3 C( A7 ^# b
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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, \. r* Y9 k4 |5 h& ]3 F. c }: J5 I11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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8 p2 J6 ?) K. m12.) Super glue is forever.
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6 m! x# v$ @& o9 L, c( T13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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; w5 M8 i% [1 q: \4 J9 [+ W. A14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.' O. w$ m. l( |
7 F' H+ t8 V( x15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.; K4 H& Q9 V6 E( j' d
2 w2 s4 E% ~( F" r, m0 v16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.+ b8 i: i& u9 W: D& u& |
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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3 Y T/ b9 K7 q+ |21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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2 I- b4 t6 R! g+ D6 ^22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.0 C+ @9 L8 ?) k7 F+ h
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.# }3 E- b: p3 Z: |" G5 l- j I* G
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.) X+ h, H! ?5 b. ^9 f: m, g# S# W
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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