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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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9 v# q9 c! V) M8 E5 c7 h# |1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.# [0 T; a) U5 W$ |/ W' l* S
; ^3 F" N7 Y" p0 w2 P2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.! n' ~: O; [+ d' }8 ^
) T3 g% e# S" H- {3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.# P" q( ?$ Y8 P( Y" t) `% e
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.* Z. ^( Z# J- `/ e2 ?- x9 |
% I5 u5 \4 U1 y" H0 F5 K! |5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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5 A" M4 l( u" @1 j" N2 j$ j: x6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.; [' J% S' i4 y+ t2 B. c( W
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.$ u3 ?, o4 E0 l5 R0 u9 S t1 G
+ u+ @( [+ E( C- j( E! e8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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7 h6 X: J5 \" A3 ?/ T9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies./ V% R4 o, l. ?! F9 B) O* l) K
; o, E' s j4 E" ?6 u10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.$ p& {7 O7 U& w" }5 O/ s7 h
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.4 j, ?0 ]: M) i+ v
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.. r* H! n6 @/ F" `% B4 q7 Y" P
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.' t3 c5 C) ]# K
+ q2 x+ A2 q5 G( ~, L }17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.5 j R* m$ X: R& H' ]
$ u! e; X# V }# Y( U! j19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.0 u: q" E8 @8 ]+ y# t
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.0 \& K+ U4 T: a4 A
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.$ l7 y5 n" G t- B7 I9 t2 H
. m- W% s6 q, z* G6 T1 ?8 r( @5 M23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.$ j, y, L4 a5 t9 }
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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7 S1 L, W, [4 _5 D# |4 z25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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