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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...9 E) I/ p1 p) P. |% j6 [3 Y: H
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3 `* K# o& j& c" r! g) s1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.+ Q' K9 a/ Q6 L8 l3 S! `" ], W* |
5 W6 D' N' y$ _2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite., h; g ~# R% p/ a' J9 ?
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.% m0 o; [9 i" r9 A
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.( D7 f d0 Z4 u& {5 ?
' G: b! K' u9 |5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.8 ^1 u) A, b! z9 Z' A5 u! v9 k/ N& }. O
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.% Q# ?) w4 D+ J3 W
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.* z) O3 O5 j3 k$ o; |: R
: N. b* ]( k; Y1 Z, k" `8 _9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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# |9 f, M( A# Z: i11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.* y+ M/ k/ y6 f( M
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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* ~* z% s9 o- q13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.+ F4 b- f% z9 p: Q
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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K, v4 ?& }3 M8 E, W, l7 ]! A16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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3 V) s/ d4 I: G% N7 B17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.9 b+ O; ]. K/ L% _7 Q4 { c- o9 E
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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5 c2 @ d' n1 U3 g5 Q' V/ R+ |19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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2 x5 |+ W1 z% ?2 t( ]20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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: c9 Q6 m" O- M' o& D8 Z" P- X' n21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.( L8 Q% [6 |, U1 v, F& X; Y# B# u
8 G% A; I. o" [) M- f2 M% B+ Y22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.! U2 q2 s% z! q3 y8 A
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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! _8 B2 l+ }6 i& ~25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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