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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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5 `$ ?& c8 B3 i" n1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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$ _$ K, T3 b" N5 ^2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.9 `+ ?3 N! T/ B4 s
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.# P7 q; t" C; i& e9 @& g
) }: R. b; F9 W! d$ k) f4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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% ~$ P0 w6 i; {; `9 L0 t. M5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.8 T3 ?2 w' G6 C
$ I/ T8 G" t, ^" B6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.' d, d, T! K6 d; J; J' R/ `
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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$ T0 R4 Z5 p! e+ T% Y( P6 e9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy., d- |, D( w% h
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.3 {% [" v) ^ g5 e9 l. ]$ Z
; X" d$ z* T9 q. Y! y, M12.) Super glue is forever.! T z' I2 ]; P2 F5 X4 b: V" ]& [1 y3 N E
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.3 D$ ]# Q5 p. I& j
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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" `3 i8 Y( f0 Y- I! }; ~15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.5 c3 n. {" c9 }2 S1 W& N
6 u9 _) n8 H; I. B. e% J7 a6 P17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.3 d- i6 r" i/ P$ s0 X' w$ h
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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# D5 R% z, B2 y" {2 V8 @+ e19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.5 b' | q" x( O# K; z
$ X8 C+ y! m: T, B22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.' V/ E( h& i8 R3 a0 H
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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