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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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: r/ ?' `+ F# v& N* Q. y* {0 j3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant., p/ Y- x; T# h4 T K8 i4 [
& ^6 g3 c; E3 E+ e5 s, {2 t* @3 d4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.8 c5 ^& s4 `1 h% }
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.+ d$ A$ v' `. Q# x z4 w0 x
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.3 l C" B5 M; z9 V; b0 L3 y
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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" p2 `6 c! t8 t) h* h0 G$ r10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence. ^( |$ p5 J$ T+ ^; }: k5 y' X7 H
; M1 E2 `. L8 B1 W1 t12.) Super glue is forever.# Y4 [1 b3 A! K2 e1 b" _7 { k8 Y" o$ S
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.1 c _% X4 z5 b( e+ k' R$ K
2 H" j3 N# c7 c+ a14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.3 C% `7 U. N7 |0 S) }: W0 n! m
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.3 P2 h1 s* Y$ S$ B6 y
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, z/ ?1 ^3 L; L9 Y C17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.- T3 v' A# B+ K2 C0 ^
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.8 ]7 W- E( ^' @+ y; z7 G
4 w8 q! r; `# {* x: G7 c21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.: e" i5 q9 i' T1 k2 W; p
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+ u* j4 f g. a, P5 ~) y: a23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.# D' U! n8 N; i! n. o8 [" M
7 Q/ D+ Y; A6 ^+ H25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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