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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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: e. t9 b6 z' X$ j1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep., E& D# T( P6 s4 M# R! j9 M
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" n: @3 h& w! `- P4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.1 S( X7 t9 M" M W
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.7 y- U3 b+ v; x1 ]& P: n: F, h
) `. S5 C' K; Z( o9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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+ i" ~5 }: T9 ?, |0 |3 H, R10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.; P8 R, H# Y, ]# M1 g) R
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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. q% N! ~( y$ G. P& a" ^$ y12.) Super glue is forever.5 P0 k' C8 f1 s/ x8 T
& }6 M: _, I6 P. o8 W. N13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.. q0 d3 l9 i( H* U0 q u% |4 A$ U7 Q
- m9 p8 _+ H( R. h& Z14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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8 o( L' Y) f2 ~* _# `% W0 @- g15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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[3 E1 b8 g- o4 u2 ]16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.- S3 g* P- @% i' v4 Q3 D
5 q# x! T9 p" _( L17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.+ d' h" @8 Q8 A" W- y! e
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is., J" ^' x/ A; n& P3 m( J- `
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.$ _% c1 T- T" R# @) H# t
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time., E; J) H$ H* U4 s3 I: q
- G% e- R- M. Q3 m) r; t ^21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.8 G0 |: [2 C# W/ w7 ]* o
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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H" P( {" K4 ^1 B+ z24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids., M" D# R( S( S- g: d, G7 t& U
* V5 b4 _7 [: L( f O25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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