Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...

老杨

老杨

老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

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7 ?5 ~: O7 }0 v6 I% g' N1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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  W$ L! q9 F5 M* q( [- c( z4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

) J. V/ @4 m7 H, \/ k7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8 L3 @& F7 n9 X  I( ?% C, V) I8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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6 \& h2 U: r# l  O, M9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

4 X0 ~" y& F1 U7 \% e12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

% b" X, T3 L+ i% h' B14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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# q' X$ b) N& j) P. m; {! O8 _) j18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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4 ?8 y) Z9 X# k$ t0 G; U19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

% n1 J! J0 c1 p% p3 V% w  y) I6 ^21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

6 [9 c  r9 z0 ]& ^* k22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

0 Q0 [8 C% `1 e$ I5 \" o  G* k7 c23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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