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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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9 T0 p1 z& m7 v; pWhy boys need parents...
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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0 s1 h+ |7 l! P5 k) o" _; B9 v1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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5 m. H% ]8 P$ T9 |4 h2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.# V2 R7 g& m% U4 j* e$ h" g( J

2 h1 t+ s6 D* F0 S7 \- {0 Q& Q$ r# D& Z3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4 e6 Z, b; P3 C/ t9 Q, a# s% m/ m4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.: ]0 _1 j' y, {

- m5 I2 k+ i5 k7 Y4 |# u$ i& v5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.% ~4 |0 a+ U# p9 ~9 `  Z1 O
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.; _& s( L' d0 V! |+ a3 b- w

$ X0 F8 A% `& `7 W7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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$ j6 t& {# l4 W; Q8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it./ u5 \5 R# l, t4 b7 Z6 E

: t7 w; l, o( F, p  ], n5 G7 |9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy./ Y$ e; f9 a9 K* G* _
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.7 I" H$ i4 x& M4 Q: g

& d, r' ~& H6 w5 N; h12.) Super glue is forever.8 K; D2 w, }& R
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.% M( W* o% }" u3 i% I, q
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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( _6 ^& |! l9 r17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving., ^( f3 Q& S! _

1 K" v1 W6 t: G: ?/ y$ {8 a18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.- p: b1 {; Z: U1 Z( _/ |9 T

; M' h1 ~. t5 S% G; W; S19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.( w+ }6 `$ [2 b9 l( M* ^

$ i7 A4 j' p" \' n  \% q' T4 E20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.# p: V- ^& u4 `$ m
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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6 ?* n3 r3 Z+ L23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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. b. N8 I3 p; R$ L24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.: N9 N6 j6 P0 h- @! z9 O
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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发表于 2008-11-28 16:10 | 显示全部楼层

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