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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.1 g5 T( r3 M U5 v7 A
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.0 \# \ }: J; q5 o* n, i( r
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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) b% s8 @3 N# o- n: B4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.) W1 L: k5 @$ B4 g" S
' ? _' Q& g) U7 W- y* }6 V% g6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.8 Y# L# g0 @' o/ c
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.4 d/ |! I7 X5 c8 q5 v, X5 d
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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) g7 d, |) i2 c- l11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.7 T& w' ^. V. P# `
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.* d7 \3 T+ E3 [; b, |
* A- g: t# R/ t' P5 i c0 c14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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8 P9 J: r( t: C+ f. }' B15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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6 K0 S0 n9 |( M% ] h16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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; \3 G( k" @ Z18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.2 b. b$ D- q2 T1 O3 J+ z
! ^! q- C! s: c; {5 ~# A19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.: x% ~* Q" E6 q3 ]
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy. r# E3 N9 [4 p. Y
* d, H) J, ^/ M4 N24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.* D5 n# r I" \" ?' _. w8 A% p% X
$ G' m5 m7 {2 ]9 |2 h/ M: }7 K25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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