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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like..." Q8 W- o9 p6 g! m
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9 V& J( m0 K5 f, i% ]1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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1 v: {8 y1 |+ A6 ?1 q3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.3 t- y3 I, D" _* i5 `
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.; y* }3 {3 \) ?
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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: ^: Y: ?! x2 c9 l6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.$ K. l4 n+ o" q/ x0 D( X
9 I% H( ~6 V! k3 I1 _7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.. {7 A' d7 t2 n. D
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it." H; t# F% O: s, a- l: a8 U
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.' K. T# z# J5 \* b
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever., D5 \ u& o. c1 \
8 U8 u$ t) q) {2 \& b13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.- U2 v G4 }! B/ m# ]; m
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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. B, `, @4 |+ T, J; _6 i16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes." a1 u0 u7 m3 M. o/ k9 [
9 O! p! l+ [, g3 [7 o" H17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.6 s4 J* b; ?8 O* u0 H
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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: C6 h% v' [* G/ u( l% x M, a8 @+ t19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.- T8 p9 U4 `& G" G% ]
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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0 ^! E" w' v& W! y22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy. X; K9 t3 f5 X) {
; ^7 w& y" p1 E: w+ V24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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, d$ R' U0 q+ u5 c4 G% q" S$ C: _25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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