Why Boys Need Parents!

老杨

This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

% {9 g8 Z0 _0 M' ]Why boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

/ ^' }7 Z  s! ?' o7 N+ k+ y2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

; O/ v: Y1 U( w# g' t# }3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4 s) m$ ^/ p9 D# R) J0 Q# {4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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  \: \; R4 N% F4 b5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

6 {. }0 B1 J) v7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

: l# j5 t# D* G- y2 [+ v9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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  q& X" C; b; G# Z- M/ g' |/ E10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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- ^  {5 z8 P# I8 x' a15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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6 i# k* |; P# s, L. z0 Y17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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1 ~4 H0 q1 b) v% R18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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+ a  q# J0 T$ S  A& N, D19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

7 [4 H3 A, C. [' _21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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9 x% ]: @2 ^7 M& e7 R. E% V6 S; N3 E23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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) t. D+ q  y; c+ d; |24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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2 S9 j1 _* L4 c' ]25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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