Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

Why boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

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( r0 M. k% ?# u' P* q. S1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

8 Z. Y; ~2 T( a( t% |$ a8 r3 J* B2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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/ M, L' r, H. x$ [+ U' ~+ h) l3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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2 j7 Z* G  W4 v. b' y" U5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

* @( @2 R) Y( _* l6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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2 |- _9 G! Z' J% Q8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

$ C5 B. t  s- c* R5 ?2 n$ c5 N8 R9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.
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) o$ {: W% j6 j$ G  }/ U) F13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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  C& [. X' ^6 H4 r$ P15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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# t* g- z7 U" R+ f0 \8 E" }% v5 H16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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$ T) y; ]  D- |% C& `/ @$ }' K19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

) ?- S8 F+ H" c& L23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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