Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...

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老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

0 s; i/ y; P* @: n% u, t9 ^6 }0 d5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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" k: d: V/ `! F) T7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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: h+ S9 V( c: U" F9 ~4 V/ \8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

' |7 `  z9 E% R* V2 \  z+ d9 a9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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( ~9 Q! U8 l; X; r" y& T10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

3 o9 ]% T& K) q% v11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.

4 R) K2 ]$ v! h6 ~13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

3 }4 L# h! X7 o* E14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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0 P7 h) b  |# r7 x; e$ l' h1 Y2 O15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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9 C, b4 ^6 K! w/ u5 K4 i0 i18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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1 M& h. ]; J( p& U8 V# [21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

. ^; y1 }+ G6 j6 ?& H+ {" H7 m, H1 v23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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4 W! u- F- X$ h24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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