Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

Why boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

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! D6 S# a% A% i, A" i4 U, X# }1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

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  l2 \; f* L0 q$ D/ Z+ t3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

& s2 {% o7 X3 ?7 Z4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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2 \5 p, ^- f3 y1 x6 k, g) M4 h6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7 O0 }4 i$ E! f4 C2 k! D7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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; o* Z" H4 `3 @- I. a: M8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

: }! D8 z' r( y3 ~/ B6 l9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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* e$ @. K5 h( B  ~/ K12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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' ~# @: h) w3 n; {3 f1 |# F14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

2 P# D) Q! V0 ^+ I+ p- T17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

, D/ q$ H" R/ r( `18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

! I4 @$ ~% m5 {+ r* S20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

( \! q- L  b7 }( B21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

& |  Z3 ^& z- ?6 P9 D( `3 {1 C6 d23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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- M% y' Z2 u& I  |( G24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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