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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...; ` F# x9 A. R. I
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! D/ o. s% F4 c1 e: s5 V. S1 B1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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. J# c8 Y9 j* @5 o5 L% z3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4 _- U. k8 ]# _& {6 b5 C6 O4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.; _5 `* l0 l% H, _2 g# j* V1 c
. e; A. ], g0 O/ S [5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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& N3 s. v. r+ A x$ }# v& T7 e$ A6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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! T- ]- `- [5 F( m8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9 ?% h9 R' U4 ]9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.8 Q p: v2 q/ u: J; v2 p4 c
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.4 F. d" }$ t& M3 ^
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.5 }/ M, E; |" x y2 K
0 k1 D9 E+ L& ?) z14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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% q$ d- l+ L7 a15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.1 S$ l2 g, M" Q
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.8 B; v3 _) W8 P+ {' n
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.' n% P5 m: o7 t/ R& U8 R) {
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.. p, O/ O5 y9 u# V! \
& ~3 D1 F2 l1 F/ T- h* i21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.; l4 V& }8 m" I( P
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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% e8 N" P# b1 A$ s25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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