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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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& p! i6 s2 H$ f3 ?4 J1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.; H9 u, R! d( h) y$ x3 c
$ ?! M7 i4 M1 c& r& Z2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.) q4 E r! z7 m6 l" T5 C
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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5 L' M" H8 @8 s4 o0 j. X4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.4 u/ b- z4 D* G; ?; k
. D- H9 J) M. \/ n3 o! f) p6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan., E; s# v( G% {
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.$ m# Y' j, v' E( s& ~9 ~# P' }
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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, {) A2 [, e5 W3 o* }# ]% y% d0 T5 C, j9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.8 n" B8 N$ s* ~! ?2 P! R
* f+ y0 r) I9 K10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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9 Z! F, x- f6 x' h. W8 W( g6 B11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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8 V+ D. y3 P* K12.) Super glue is forever.6 I, Q* u$ Y* B3 }
2 P9 k6 A6 \+ `$ w: V13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water./ z4 q/ O F2 x* g
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.; O( R, b5 b) N% u, q
7 M; ^6 o. }, L. E0 v5 q15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.6 O3 t: Y4 \* B+ ~+ B+ B8 s
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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# p7 B ], t* u, a17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.0 O9 b+ `2 P& g2 e- T6 x+ B' N
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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8 B" o8 F) k- P/ G6 ]/ c* a19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time." z) a' W' m( O* m7 g& `
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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' q6 u4 S% s5 o- w$ {$ W( a6 \$ X% b22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy., q" C: m8 F* ?5 O( L
# K, E8 w9 G% ^- Y2 r% E23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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* ^. `1 A5 U1 q24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.3 L7 u [* F! i1 c
4 x, r* H+ L: ]25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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