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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1 V! E, i" m; j. J7 k* ^& [1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.3 ?0 q; s1 x! S% f8 v
; }- a3 H5 k M. @2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.: N% G2 v: U# e: ^; {( z7 R
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.& W5 A( q( Q# v' C w
7 t- d% K: g% `1 B6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.# c2 ]8 S# f Y
; S5 n. i+ ]1 `/ k- n8 f8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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, m$ o, l) U" L1 h" R" U+ y% K9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies., Q2 V4 ~8 A, A2 v
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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1 I, d. d! k" z9 Q1 N f11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.9 }# w2 d- B& D: l. V2 I
+ o# K9 d2 j, H% N; m- k$ b: t% c4 y12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.) k2 x% f D9 T f8 g
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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' ~% {+ G. F3 }# E19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.7 {" o$ q, _! c6 D, y9 l& |7 [. G# I
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.9 v% p( Y: E- }% Z |, N% e5 v
5 H$ P/ L) N, J' m21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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