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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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" x$ x6 @. S( M! l# j1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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6 g4 ?' d7 ]. J2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.. @/ Q4 e, I' L% [2 m
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.6 w$ A$ U |! k
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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7 R$ T; j' y! `0 t6 K2 k) e! @5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.5 v0 a5 n3 x) n2 U% i) t8 ^; B
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.! L$ A& n9 f: F# V3 M+ u, p
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.! J) d) ~0 k% @! `: Y
6 a. t6 P* L% R( @! d8 \10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.+ b0 e% J* P3 s w3 P/ ]. z
1 [' r) m; J& ^3 T: w: g, `12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.( c4 ]8 F0 t( s( w) F0 P
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.! L) F* e U; C. K& |. E3 j# M
# l6 x+ M( N/ N* |, r. Y15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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; S/ _7 y' C% }2 g# ]1 y& [) b18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is." t: h8 q- M2 h
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.0 S5 g1 }( W. D) b! q7 A) ^' [7 t& q
6 Y: |/ F! R! Z% ^9 U m) U% K) B. ^21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.5 j# {* z( G L, ]: p
& @6 x% N2 J; k3 C. P* @22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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+ | e1 K% y. q. Y. o. ^7 S+ S25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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