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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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( L5 B- R# c7 b% @, [2 C1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.! z1 v* b! `' S- X% h! a
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.2 n+ B# C# [9 \
& u; N0 B8 p) U- }, j K7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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+ p* I! l8 _# N8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.; u( R2 S7 Z) `; o
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.6 o9 I& o+ Z; J' S* ^0 D
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.. r# u/ w; j" i$ D/ Y+ w' Q/ o
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.& E9 V1 E7 A) J' V0 R
. B1 P2 @1 V7 b0 a* D13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.6 ]: E# E0 t ^' c P$ G/ G, C
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.: q+ s9 l; ~* N" h2 _* f
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.: C. V% U) ~) v$ \. N) }1 e, e' u
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.1 F" \3 w y5 Y* E2 Z* r7 s1 t
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. j7 l& D& z1 f8 n: Y0 S6 K: H21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.8 H. c7 \0 Y2 e2 C: w
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.2 {0 E8 o, x" q" U+ H! y
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids." K9 C1 m3 ]; Q1 S/ h7 r0 I0 U& P
* R; ?% I% } x8 c: y/ K8 Q25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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