Why Boys Need Parents!

老杨

This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...

老杨

老杨

老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...


( Q3 L3 {# U1 R" }1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

, n$ |; \; ~% w- [1 g. n2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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$ ^; m/ P. Y) k% ~& ^3 m, f3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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9 f. q) o4 C, E- o  p4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

% ]2 x, I% K7 i) r7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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5 H2 u* R2 X& d$ S9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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+ x- }" E% N+ b0 V10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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) r) |2 W+ ^- C9 W" N) j; O12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

, m( V( Z( B- l& d/ a16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

" {- h# [- q  G" P8 N1 y18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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7 V0 p8 `* D) b: I' y$ X3 }9 @21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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+ d( n5 x0 E, @' I+ u22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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: ]  W1 G; X  m$ r/ V0 S. t4 B23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

9 h! q7 ~) c& m$ _" Z$ l24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

+ T; X( S3 n4 b25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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