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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...! a% A& C3 S: X
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep./ W7 r4 C. w% @2 d

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3 Q% n" R0 I. M, _2 z& X3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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0 v" l$ N6 v) d2 u& i* ^4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.! `3 f4 `% N+ `

& G6 [+ U7 ?" h  G9 a7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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- _4 v3 i% d4 M" u8 L% T8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.' `" |0 [  x9 S5 @2 w
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.: }6 z. {. f0 m' [
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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4 a, R1 y% k1 T8 F12.) Super glue is forever.+ a8 p! P" l4 [5 A4 a
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.+ _9 w$ Z. _8 i' D% ^" M+ @
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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6 }% n6 d) ?/ U: R19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.& d6 i" u! c* ]; ^5 t
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.2 G  N1 {) m6 m& K/ l

# Y, S' G7 R2 y9 G4 s4 }24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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# B" e5 l* R3 \0 c4 g1 ^25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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