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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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+ M! N! e1 Y2 f# n2 m; t5 y* R1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.& y3 N' j+ }& y- b5 h
7 S. r& P8 l9 H$ u0 z6 O; q3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. e0 p+ u. W# B$ e" c% M
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.% q5 P0 y+ _% l m( k; T
, ^( x7 f _. y0 f# F$ S6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.5 b% \% W) e: }
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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# |" H: p9 t+ R% P2 G4 R10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.; G! j8 Y' J- G# @4 p) |
1 |- [ k! T/ Z: U9 x11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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+ |4 p! i! N) }7 C15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.4 c. k# ?( L/ ?/ l9 K. F" M" n3 y
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.' E6 V" j7 x4 {1 A0 Z7 Q) R
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.; f# E1 m% v( _3 P* l& P
/ y$ B/ ~4 o2 W20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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' K$ y, X1 i8 i9 X+ @21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy." S g+ }3 T) e( o! l' y0 s$ B. H
6 u9 P7 C2 j0 g% q# n22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.7 ]8 X9 m; r$ c
" w- G7 t9 q7 R( h6 a; S1 ]23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids., ?4 C t* l E# k+ @! q5 B+ T
9 c" b/ E/ k5 h25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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