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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...; Z( g* v: B2 q1 u4 m- M, K3 X5 c
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.' p* V/ M) Z; K5 n# n' N
/ P' a7 g; ?8 t' g+ M( \3 B5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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5 R- \. e. }! T9 Y9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.* m0 F, k) F9 T; n( k3 a
1 C9 P% h2 l7 O( r, {* b10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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8 ]9 m$ K2 ]- ?5 V1 [2 Y12.) Super glue is forever.7 g L8 d" w9 ]2 j8 z" R
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.# s: `. H2 ` L8 n8 [4 K7 `# w
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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% I, O% J- Z1 r; E) Z- F1 Y21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.; h9 L- a4 j% V# I2 o% p% H
, b: D, M' v& F22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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% Y6 o: S0 n2 T" k* J; ~$ `24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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