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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant." I- a0 G. O% j' |
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room., I* Q! l7 V8 A, J# |/ J
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way." |* @2 Q9 q( A0 H
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.4 F$ Z. J$ i8 h: @: m+ A# w
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.7 }/ C; ]2 c8 r
9 v G0 @1 `+ c5 U: r/ T( g8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.6 C) x9 Z) }1 F1 S# g
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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1 n# R, U& r% ~2 ~+ M10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.$ M( }& L! D7 i$ m+ H$ i
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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" @& L" [- Y3 M2 f7 H- B13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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f _; P6 V0 y5 {% n b14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.7 e U( b# G6 T# v( Y$ ]$ M9 R5 r
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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' m, o+ x$ A6 e/ f8 K19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.5 X. n6 V# D+ k- _ e: N3 ~
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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# B2 E' I+ _( ]! H- N$ Q) A. O23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.1 N2 n/ z1 _8 [* f
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( R% i9 r' K6 J: d) _3 e25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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