Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...

老杨

老杨

老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...


1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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% m4 K" y. }/ p+ Q' ?" }/ g9 I2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4 D# v; J: y1 b! S& _4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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7 U8 P: P0 ?: k8 {4 b5 {1 a5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

& U; ~# Z# V- R6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

. p6 K" x6 C8 P! T8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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6 C0 F- W* T8 Z9 I1 Z9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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$ P* h% Y- k8 ~8 U$ Y& d11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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2 X: ?8 K8 j! D- r1 h) L12.) Super glue is forever.

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7 u4 i0 R* z( s3 h: h/ e15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

0 Y* d+ G% u: [1 X7 ^4 X16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

7 T+ G" \5 w4 `* s/ s17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

  E% L. i2 x* W% P5 b9 c* N18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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. o3 k) f' p8 J  {19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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+ L  ]$ }( g! q6 f) |4 V) y3 g23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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