Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

4 l; \# B3 S5 ?' lWhy boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...


+ b1 [& @; f! p5 i, x; E1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

" I8 @0 {# W) r5 V4 z) u% I2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

0 a$ \5 N  M# U, o6 ]8 l3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

8 w! `1 y1 J9 L7 h4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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! o0 W: |) j, h# H6 U/ ~" b, A7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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5 |$ Z8 N% P6 x* m$ Y8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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/ b% L# e- T" h5 O8 m9 h7 {6 \10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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4 X! h- @+ X, U' N11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

' D8 a2 i+ C, K12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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, ^! l2 _1 z0 @" t1 y14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

4 ?7 h) ]& L8 v6 B16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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# h# t2 H, |+ w) E" h18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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% F1 o" o# f- K6 x) p20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

8 ]4 d4 J8 W' F) g" b! c- Y21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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