Why Boys Need Parents!

老杨

This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...

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老杨

老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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# P0 k  P' P' D& d' }9 d1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4 O5 f! U3 k. k; s) L% _4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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, z+ G2 t6 `$ A6 m- X  B" U5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

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) |+ V1 L4 X$ ^5 M+ a, o- B1 c. A7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

& T" Q9 L2 B( f10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

8 u7 _# b0 `. X, i* g4 m12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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, p) h5 N. `5 d1 y) I: M15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

9 ~  h2 H' `! [3 |16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

3 y# c& b" u5 w0 z  z! u. q: i17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

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  d- c4 P* d5 z, u20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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7 y9 W7 Y- y" I1 p3 g23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

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6 A" q1 v' n( n# {8 X9 u3 J25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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