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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...4 v1 F( m! a7 C& s$ `
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6 s7 E) U1 C, @0 S* Q( x" s* O# S1 n3 `1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.- A9 R3 l, Y9 V: U2 P) n% _$ T
* s7 w0 _, k" Z/ R! q1 C/ C2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. P( n. }! b1 t2 T4 S0 {
3 @2 q7 g, @! F* I' ]3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant., k5 Q1 P* D o: ?& v1 u# z. k
$ ?- f0 w& O) k7 p b1 G4 h3 w4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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+ u2 d6 \3 d4 U7 c+ l" K, M' T5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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& N4 |3 b; a6 A. j5 J. s6 V6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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( a8 b+ m- }0 V: S" K; ~0 U- u9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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3 M# m0 F7 F8 E- v. d0 d10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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6 i# i/ C# H. [* B A11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.1 E# U4 d8 H( Z; _' F6 s- q- L
+ L" p- {" x; M k- Z* ]3 j12.) Super glue is forever.- \& x5 {4 G U9 Z7 h
9 i$ W( c+ F" V13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.; v3 l7 ]# \ l% ?
7 Q6 f% Z! V: `$ H: Q/ {: Q5 Z14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.5 F' p1 b2 Z$ P4 R, j( X' D
. x1 b/ S4 R6 F15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.2 J. z' y* t3 ]' b8 _; g9 F
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.( I W9 d( E$ w3 C9 d- h) x
' L2 I9 j, `. N7 s5 U# f4 M19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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6 a/ b8 G/ `2 Y3 U6 d, H20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.+ i* g0 }/ Z( x0 s$ p
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.# J; @- E* R1 V% ^
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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