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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.9 B& w8 r; N4 \" D/ [1 c
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.9 P- E1 l9 o# ^. [4 r4 p. J
/ G7 R2 g2 D$ S y- W2 F5 c3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.9 v* p( R0 z; b
/ y& W2 @% ]: v6 ~) ?) E' q4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.* M, z5 w4 Y8 z! D% d
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.+ E& y5 T9 D' B" n0 N
& Q) g, F) }9 F, f$ r7 o6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.; x& u z# P N! }2 `
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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; Q- z. q+ C6 I) y6 o$ i13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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2 {% C z7 \5 a0 N+ K14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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$ d5 ^2 y7 A; L& i15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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6 ]0 B* O% w! s$ n0 W* G16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.2 }) {% p9 d, \
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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J# ?: c' v! F5 e! U* r; A3 s21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.7 w/ |0 c U& D& F
2 V( \/ x. A" V0 l7 h22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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7 H4 ]3 t# V: F3 T9 T* k23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.; G& F! y6 R) G5 @1 O8 ]
" o4 z0 Z* ?* V8 p, a1 q24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.' B* Z; w8 P+ i/ \' y
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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