Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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5 d' `% Y6 [+ n+ t, N! M( SWhy boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...


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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

7 ^/ s8 S7 g- q& F3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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' d. |+ p5 Z/ T. p4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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$ n5 j6 I' e$ ]* V' M5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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6 V2 b$ v1 e0 R+ O1 Y3 U5 I# O7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

( [4 r) w0 X$ `6 w; D- @6 Z10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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+ Q1 |5 c' W* I' z" f12.) Super glue is forever.

7 x% c4 F: l7 [' s+ _( Z13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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" n2 s9 t, H& l# Y  e6 z! g1 l5 o( ^6 ~) k17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

6 v# H3 {+ ?7 q! A18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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( P! t5 @* V/ Y9 o* v19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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+ |, m" o+ I9 l* w9 h20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

1 D# g& P' X( b0 X: @21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

7 p% d* m: {) s$ J- u6 W25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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