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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...: J2 Q% @- j) _
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4 D# v; J: y1 b! S& _4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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7 U8 P: P0 ?: k8 {4 b5 {1 a5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.) H% u, V, |/ C0 I

& U; ~# Z# V- R6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late./ @; t1 E7 L# x0 b* w

. p6 K" x6 C8 P! T8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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6 C0 F- W* T8 Z9 I1 Z9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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$ P* h% Y- k8 ~8 U$ Y& d11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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2 X: ?8 K8 j! D- r1 h) L12.) Super glue is forever.2 x7 E5 G9 a( ~8 y' b

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/ K- Y" m" M" N- C- W8 s14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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7 u4 i0 R* z( s3 h: h/ e15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do., E9 ^1 e; O8 U' n) [* a9 ~

0 Y* d+ G% u: [1 X7 ^4 X16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.! T3 j6 [3 w7 A3 n: Y

7 T+ G" \5 w4 `* s/ s17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.8 p0 O' {* Z" e% U% H! q

  E% L. i2 x* W% P5 b9 c* N18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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. o3 k) f' p8 J  {19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.: k" r4 [' p* _! {% ]1 j
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.$ A' t/ s4 [* q+ s; ^4 P
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.0 Y% W3 O) M; h: e8 p4 Y0 G. O
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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发表于 2008-11-28 16:10 | 显示全部楼层

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