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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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: y5 `7 z2 k' ]4 E/ z1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep./ e" [; g" z& \ G6 E* X/ w7 Z3 N3 M
3 x4 P2 `( k: p2 r) j$ y2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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* `. B- e1 N, T2 f( Y' g6 J4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.; r; ~# r' O' x4 `* d& x7 F f2 l; X
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.! O1 M3 j6 v& U2 D) t+ K
. f; j& c3 {: ]2 ~4 X7 V5 u' z3 _" {; S9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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$ R1 Q) ~, c- ~; @10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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% \9 f: o$ I2 Q `9 ^4 X. r12.) Super glue is forever.9 j8 d0 g$ Z. _# [$ L+ a7 s
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.: y& b. h! `( }
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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% d+ D$ b7 M/ x$ R1 Y+ u" t8 e% `15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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4 ?, p% D, T3 g16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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+ Z5 Y |; j& n17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.1 B4 O/ k9 Y- u
1 r8 e& }0 z, Y18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.7 x; J, V5 Y% }1 I3 _# x3 m
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) I3 \( ]: n1 |: d1 I7 E- o22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.4 l6 D t: t, b [1 [
, X1 V& K s! z( k" Z5 [' W24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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