Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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2 D/ |# `  d8 x5 K) h3 XWhy boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...


9 u* ]0 a; f8 u: Q, r' L1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

+ ]* d; E; M' n. y' B* \2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

& r3 b2 C' E7 S7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

" n' K  X* Y  B: ^( `6 X0 u10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

% g1 P8 W! _6 y( ]11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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% i1 j! n1 c3 Y5 B1 ~4 T12.) Super glue is forever.
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* I! r( R9 F% v13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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+ P  e0 A2 C1 S) x$ V2 U17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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% v0 r( k6 b* r$ u0 }9 C18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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, v, N+ R+ r6 }19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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" r0 R4 \; h. p* W/ l0 J0 G20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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* e/ x) @- g' ^( k  T7 f, U21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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$ Y# ^3 D) Q( E6 y& d0 p% k- S23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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- ~4 ]6 e" v) w. _" }0 \24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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