Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

Why boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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) h' x/ j& |' m1 |9 `2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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+ q$ k# V; H8 Z/ g  y3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

# t) _; ~4 Y1 S% D. U5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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5 G% D0 H: @$ Y" O6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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, \+ o1 b% F! L' u9 Q& ]  p1 a10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

4 |* ~1 k; c1 w+ O# F11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

. q1 j( P9 M5 u3 T8 l14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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- D9 r. G3 T) c: a+ Y+ \15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

6 [( e; {+ |- a6 `' k4 ?0 }8 Q  ]& @17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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8 q: I6 J/ |1 B) y18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

" }' z* Q+ B  a, m3 ]& P19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

- N+ i; O$ {4 w+ L- \: J- m21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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& a8 j' ]# a6 h: W; X22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

" v# }1 Z- m0 l4 `7 r6 X1 p; W23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

$ ~8 x( K* H3 _( T' `" s24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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