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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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$ W+ l* ^: i) k d: G) X2 L2 @1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. [4 r D% ^ \3 q5 \' R
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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) x$ \' ]% a8 m* |8 p4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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0 V1 V0 N/ e- W7 p8 {) R3 C5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.# X9 [4 S' e! ~( H t6 [6 m
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late. N! Y& O) U/ D$ \+ i% t0 S
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.1 O/ _5 }4 y7 I$ q
# Y% ~; F8 W& _ S9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence." H- V& x3 a a$ H
# A4 I6 ?- c8 F! J12.) Super glue is forever.
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( S9 s" s; R' t13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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, c8 ]* I$ s8 C: R* ^+ f- w14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.+ g$ l, c3 Q0 ~1 k0 s4 Y9 w- @: \
$ l1 K9 ^2 r) A7 ?2 o6 p15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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1 i/ P9 B( Z1 p9 I% p" x( ~18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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* M5 e) n% n5 I1 X19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.6 B, `1 {. R% y* u& N$ C* M
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.# `- g7 E s8 ~" l& b& O/ Z& F
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.8 g y* y9 M8 Q! B
7 V3 F* E) I# F& ]$ m; E5 B23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.+ h! u& {* x2 I1 A0 T, k) E Z
& _3 A9 F G6 G24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.2 ?: E H! _1 ~
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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