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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.9 g' ^, T5 r) O) a
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...* P# _( T$ |5 u5 L; z
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; ?  E( u6 T/ O2 R( Z" @1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.% Q8 G8 w) K% C" U+ o

- S4 E: L) L' M% ~* q2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.* S( W/ Y; B7 k
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.+ F/ h. A! H4 G6 R

$ x" F0 f- c( n& S2 D: C5 D4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.8 t0 `' }! x- s3 i8 I7 c
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.# J" ^: ^& @$ T% W

- Q; N2 O( v- m1 _/ E; _2 `6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.' _8 g5 Y  }2 Q/ j
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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& [' d8 h! L3 h& j& P0 s) g8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.; z2 D2 L  {2 w: }+ F' v2 [7 Z

0 }8 e5 |$ u  h% g1 |  p0 s9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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! w* p) K3 e! f( I- d; _10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.) n" f: I% I4 w; W$ S

, R5 Z/ q0 N! U! D: m6 \11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.: R2 t2 N9 P4 s, t8 r$ b' v

1 m  V( j; {# f  @0 p  O14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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' B9 j3 r" O7 w. n+ `8 M16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.$ \9 ^! ^9 k2 j% k" J

" B5 g6 j8 |# z5 }17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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3 L0 O# T( v* Q# L8 P; t4 c19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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( j1 \) ~/ V) ~% ]20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time." F" \" r5 B0 [( c' @$ r" j

6 e; N& s) J) ]$ Q# l8 y4 c# ^21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.: s, \4 v& f5 v7 Q7 [6 o$ q
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.; X2 _! P/ s2 o# H1 t' H
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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发表于 2008-11-28 16:10 | 显示全部楼层
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