Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...

老杨

老杨

老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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3 Z) c5 b" D4 ^: e1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

' f5 `0 c, _4 Q# B3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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% q: G) ~) I5 b. j/ i# t. w4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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! J& Y. ^5 Z" ]/ Z. v% J- l5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

; d1 K) E) x2 O. y. P6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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" j' @3 A3 I9 }2 M% v7 G: m5 Q7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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# F$ q& g* h2 L8 u, c8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

; w+ Q# n* j2 t7 o& |1 Y# V  W3 ]- L10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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) r) z% c+ U  n! ]7 }- ]- d11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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1 l8 d4 n6 R& P! ]14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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8 v0 v) N6 P0 c( @+ i4 w16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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% F1 z7 p1 B. ?9 V0 T; S# V17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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2 o' d  C9 X7 ]18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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$ e7 X% i: |0 F, ]20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

$ c' s# X0 b- M! u' n  X: \21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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