Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

Why boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...


1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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) P. `9 x3 ]& L* _3 k. {" B3 |2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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$ A0 e, z- J1 A% b- h5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

- E. l3 y+ R; U6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

% R; p- N( Z- o$ }7 `( S5 R7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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$ P4 h  s9 X# I+ p8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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# l5 k* ]$ o9 B& T- M8 e4 F; K10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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, {5 X5 K# L- {6 e3 p) ^* l) A11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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/ g) d" S7 q4 t4 x0 N12.) Super glue is forever.
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$ Z; {; j) I5 r13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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/ r2 h3 U$ G$ G6 ?2 j) A# d% C- H3 i17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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  I+ K5 n* O4 m( S4 y! m22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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- ~* A1 ]/ i1 I3 W- q# N25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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