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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like... g+ a( C/ m( L; O7 x* k
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/ o+ X/ B7 l/ V* x1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.! S" b5 F, ]" ~3 v+ ^
( \/ _' B! [* G3 J' M% O- Z" B2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.: p% ]' | _% {/ U5 [
/ Y3 V* S) ~& Y2 `3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.) Q9 x+ E U; m6 C: h* q3 g% s
; V' u1 F& o- J7 e* E4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.( U* o5 z' O3 w4 y, k4 q" M- M
$ N+ x) e; P1 a0 r5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.9 a2 C# m% `8 B% w6 Q }8 R8 Z7 Q. _
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.2 W" i7 ]: `0 @( j/ B8 c* L8 p0 G
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.$ e( D5 g$ Z9 N& Z4 k; U$ H5 E
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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- P9 f2 D7 H# P' O1 I7 @12.) Super glue is forever.. i9 l0 c; H. v% Q' g0 u1 j, c. b
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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6 f! `: z2 C5 m6 u0 V14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.% a0 E* G4 l% R% |, w( `, Y
" U4 T. p& b7 f" j! g' n15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.% r8 O% r1 I! C5 V) W/ V2 R5 p
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.& J4 ?4 F& R" m1 x, T! L5 g1 e
7 F8 @5 T& K i6 b17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.1 M( z2 G9 g$ U# B
' |+ ^- k! p+ k2 Q6 H w# G; R, z9 q18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.: m* D H0 v/ {- x# {
* B" m" A: `# F1 C19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens." Q; l9 Y: L3 g7 ^7 n8 d, N
# @" V3 B" ^2 `$ A3 O* Y t20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy./ _$ ^" T! B) w
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.5 b w# o M* n! b9 Y% ]( {- [% g
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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