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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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5 ?& o* b1 K3 w" I& X% W/ [5 U- |1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.; N9 W' Y% q8 O+ o
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.; S9 B4 Y- ^: V  N" \# i. w

7 f) a+ U# [! j  V& o5 k  q3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant./ m; S8 L2 p, ]8 C! C- w& a
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.+ K; A1 G/ p4 @& B

/ n  l+ ], y8 |5 O6 z5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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9 A1 k5 Z& c5 w1 J# [; a# Y* k7 i7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late./ y% |( w: a' J. M9 N- o( L
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.  O6 r# i0 w" {. F1 ]# D
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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5 S0 y+ Z* K/ V7 }2 f9 |10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.* p# l3 L1 f7 ]* F+ Y9 l& h1 C
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.9 k$ E% ]/ N8 N$ O

7 v1 z2 J4 J" o3 S13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.9 x$ v" I. c2 k, E' U0 D9 Y

, G2 m/ j8 {4 D* x17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving./ w: C5 t* N+ `5 P# Y8 z; N# p3 P3 Y
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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. v: r/ H6 M- j9 A: h$ m" o19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.$ J9 i# q: |% \7 X
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.* O4 C4 I2 c( @- n. i( ]0 Y
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.+ w* k  u  I9 \1 P6 v2 j2 a, c

" L, S& X- D3 p! I, }) E! ~: B9 w  k22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.5 Q& Z- ^) A' @& g7 a4 M( I

- }# K& K" x, ?) s23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.: o' R. ^& w! V, h# V* T: b

& P! S' c* d. j25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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发表于 2008-11-28 16:10 | 显示全部楼层

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