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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...( t' }4 v( Q$ w. A, i1 Z. ~
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" Z: u! J3 N9 d/ O% s9 P2 B% |1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.9 c( g( k; {$ U! o
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. j; C6 x! V% r
& p- w8 q. @$ h* o# B3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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5 s& n+ Z- E/ K$ u" R6 r4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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( G9 @: O8 |$ n- Z# b+ _6 B, J& T9 L5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. Q; y6 O: T0 d0 ?( i, i3 E8 R/ P
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.- y8 X1 c/ K( `+ k" e6 V( b
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.+ J z0 r, O7 b* g
: o# z1 _& i* w7 X5 X3 [% g8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.1 ~! |4 X- s1 ?6 U8 O1 x
+ d. r M+ j) D3 H9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.% G. w# t+ q$ j7 A; p6 t( \( B$ ]
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.5 M+ q [3 a ]7 B5 D
* `4 T$ g- E5 f' z7 B) _11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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3 u! N0 c# A; A0 I+ M8 M6 V12.) Super glue is forever.9 ~- A# x; G v2 Z
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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0 \* |) s! F( F6 |' A14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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! I T, }* d$ ^) h2 w- d! P15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.. n6 Q. j+ F L2 P* ]$ ] G# q
: M/ V: ^* J, X/ [& m) U* ?. F16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.9 g- _; }7 B/ B+ Z' s E: p$ G9 S" r) e
( N2 J5 B2 V# t17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.7 |$ B' H$ M4 Z1 k
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.) K3 \2 A7 ~. c; [! G, R( k
. X9 s6 O4 t4 R+ I7 F25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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