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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.0 }; K# F3 |" W" y- Q& z4 c
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.2 ^& N' a! F4 @# c( ?$ B; u+ I- s
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.8 C6 `- K9 v, {' i
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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9 Z" G1 ^5 m$ H) o; v$ \2 Y5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.2 i* k% \) a4 }( ], g# F2 l
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.3 s8 d1 [9 g$ i. W& ]# x+ P& e
5 I$ B+ U4 r7 `0 m% G7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.0 k! m6 Z9 L. W4 ^2 e' k' l) }
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.& ?% M$ ^* \( e% v
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy. I1 j$ U" a7 N+ d# c0 f+ ]4 p0 ?
/ ` J5 O$ f- A11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.2 s: T+ j+ ?7 L& C. Y
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12.) Super glue is forever., p2 t) t9 i) Q% L0 v5 w1 R
. f- y. N7 Q4 }; u3 I& y; F9 S& G8 Z13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.: U: e) X) e6 c1 f; ~' g
" g' g1 v1 O X) N# q14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.! y, c$ C' L6 o. N
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.- M0 w% s+ z) v. J7 z- K6 B. Q
4 D C0 r( }& [/ Q16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.' Z" b# Z, {% X# h9 m- |3 p0 Y' u
1 ^$ p: ?2 j2 e) f/ i17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.- @9 @3 I& e/ T5 b# s/ N
, v. c' F+ p$ N# p4 T% C8 @! h18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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/ _' O3 y. p2 ~% ?+ m7 l7 z' M7 |19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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* `" r* r, y8 @* E21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.2 \* ?/ m4 ^/ W
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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/ K u* A6 d5 e; @5 |# m6 T24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.6 @6 _4 E; E3 h- V
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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