Why Boys Need Parents!

老杨

This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

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" ?4 ^: o  j& x9 {, Y1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

; s3 h$ X% ~# r" R; W" Q  [- q) N3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

- L7 j- ^, x0 k4 {' @6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

" h3 M+ [% `  H/ d9 ^+ A5 M# s  Y8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

( u) A9 o* W: Q0 X1 o0 |9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.

! T. G1 s: g& P5 U! _6 M13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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1 j* u9 A7 R% Z15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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. b8 a; h& D$ ?4 M, k$ P17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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, l1 N7 Q5 o' Y- s$ O& p2 l$ F18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

" H. i7 a; M/ H# A2 R' d19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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7 \0 |' c6 j* `4 r! \* V  f20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

; l% l; _9 H3 u8 L  L23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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