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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...& y4 W0 S. `2 s* T. P. E* a
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.- S: x. x" m1 m _
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.8 i& `4 t# s' l$ z
$ m6 |1 d' e. \+ w. [0 ?/ ^/ A3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.( p' f5 H0 B" o
- m. I$ a% ~4 [ ^& r4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.) Y' S; J% |6 L( f
$ S0 m+ k P: T8 L3 G& f5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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c/ K4 {# R* l/ V5 L$ P3 D% ]6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.3 Z* J* b$ d1 T3 @+ z) R
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.5 u8 Z( o s, f1 h4 ^
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.6 L' t+ ^' z; W/ u1 U
. Q4 R8 k8 F1 D10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.0 i6 P& V0 Z; b; t2 o& v
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.+ X T: A$ }+ L8 z. w, h- e
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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+ r' o. w& J7 F+ _- l- k5 |16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.5 @$ d5 k( R9 l+ f! D. f& ?" S
1 c1 g- C: ]3 U; O$ N& T0 E17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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* g) z- x) n- \$ [18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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" c3 K* ~6 p7 d2 r3 X5 P% Y) m20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.; D$ v0 E. R& a" N }
% l3 u1 D4 r* ^21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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! h; |: {; V7 v23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.3 }% B9 e' I& S; u8 q1 |
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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& r( W& S$ e4 {! G5 \7 `' B/ ^9 \25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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