Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

Why boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

3 B* N* F+ y  U( c5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

) g0 f& u8 s7 M" d8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.
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# A! n7 u0 d- M5 ?13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

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4 b5 S, X8 M1 G' C2 G15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

* J) Q$ N* `  N( w/ F19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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* D" e+ m# b" y; {20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

' {% I" l2 `  e+ q' ~% w21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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3 M8 g3 q  W; s$ L- I  s2 [7 v. t2 V23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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1 |; f9 N* i2 C9 {$ x9 U# a24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

. R( V7 J/ [7 t  z& y25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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