Why Boys Need Parents!

老杨

This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...

老杨

老杨

老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

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4 [- x8 M+ [! ~1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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( ^1 s, L: S. w) K0 f, R! a- r2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

# E: d, |% e; w3 z3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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* g# \1 x1 I2 L- |7 p& E5 g8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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; r+ M  Y( H$ d# k1 T9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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$ v% x6 f: L! D10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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# W0 `+ d" Q9 c" K1 [0 x14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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- u9 t- p# i8 _. n5 I17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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0 {/ W% N% a: e8 Q1 G) T/ ^20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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/ Z* H% U( \' u6 r, N- ^22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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3 `4 ?7 E2 h7 @23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

5 H# r5 H4 _6 b; N# C25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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