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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...% f& j" q2 z7 C7 E* x [
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.7 u! d) L5 i8 Q- Y5 ]
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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& E7 S8 p$ u! l* g, i( u- I3 M2 d3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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# H1 B, S7 D* i- F' d2 X4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.+ @* G/ }/ R2 r$ n2 I% i4 m {
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.) u% X+ u1 l1 n: Z! q2 \
- l- N% b; U1 s0 x' Z6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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+ a8 ^. N! o+ j0 {7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.7 j* d; g9 {/ X' ], u; e
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.5 K# U. a+ C- D9 n! i, o* E; q! n3 y6 Y
" U5 b& C" v1 h4 H10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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! P4 q7 v" L1 R# J& y# Q, g11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.$ s- L; ?8 u' }2 J7 w. v
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.$ t( s" C" s4 W4 m- Z! }5 j- d
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.2 r; T) U6 y1 U- p% {8 B1 X9 x
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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% L) {2 g7 O O) c4 F% n) L9 l19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.% Y3 i% Z- _, o2 S, k4 ^
" i3 v* ~, |* m% W8 K2 s4 k21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy., \ t1 D; J3 Z' t) |
! [3 J% z' I9 T22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.1 f) I+ W5 O4 ?5 E
% p3 k7 ]: a: N9 O5 O5 J! D/ B23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.0 t3 G5 V: b, n
- Y% f9 S9 T+ \3 l, f; a24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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: f" g, p2 j- R5 T" ?: r( |25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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