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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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5 a' Q% u( E7 L; R9 u$ Z2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.8 C- h f. p# Y# L1 L
# `. D- e4 O2 S- Y4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. V9 ~$ [. P1 J" M6 y" ]+ m T6 T
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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; [3 ]. R! i% M+ n0 r/ ?5 F6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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, ^3 ^4 Z) m. t$ o' w8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.$ v7 Q/ W9 n9 M$ K, F
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.9 }% _5 x9 {. A5 n
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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7 O3 d5 Z J; Q0 W6 m% @2 y. T11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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8 `5 x% c x8 v/ g) Y$ U12.) Super glue is forever.) g/ q+ q! v% @" K: E# ?
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.# X- o4 f. Y) x0 M9 w
' f [7 D1 ]! D- t% i14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.. R: j( y3 h/ ?, u, e% h
+ S, _& G1 o' h! A0 L15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.6 P# ^9 j3 l9 r) a* j, h
+ f0 v: ?$ a) R! |! f. i16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is." [, V0 j P3 r" T- t
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens./ z' x0 I# A5 \8 O; ?
8 k( d- ?. v8 U i6 E20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.4 R C8 k; }; ^+ T" x. j4 o" B
" r! r# k, T3 b& Y5 _& x21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.- H! @* d3 b0 y6 `9 _' ]; [
0 L3 b3 T" U* t* q5 R22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.! s2 X8 O* ~; A. C5 |: }
$ D: R0 G) z1 C2 F24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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$ y' x& E4 w9 |/ s25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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