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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like..." F, X* d9 F$ n, y* \
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! t* g! v# ^# s4 P; G3 b' C$ M1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep." _' n( l; q) s) G) @- L
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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: h# ~3 e0 t2 H) ]# s @" A5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.0 r1 B5 i5 z+ A K0 e3 w
R# I8 i; |6 O, C) M6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.8 f2 [7 T& N3 l& p
) i5 N7 h, D3 V3 G" H1 o, \7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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+ O- i$ q) G: ^+ {2 c7 N8 ^8 D8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.- P0 n( {0 @* v2 e; ?0 f+ s/ ^
) n! \+ b: C) m) G. \* Q1 F, N v9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.; Z" V; o7 g) B$ F; u8 I0 ?
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy., H' p, I. j. G6 _; F8 p$ P E
$ ]5 J( A/ p- S5 V" D+ [11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.) R0 w! K, U' @; Y9 E" [
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.0 m( k! P- }7 E8 k
H9 m; i9 X# y1 ?7 p; }' X14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.1 ]" e$ O& ?- m5 T& y) z
$ Y, ^2 E. m: D+ z- B* y; x15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.1 u+ ?/ X4 f1 J h0 w
: U8 |" O3 p8 ] r' h0 P1 d16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.5 s+ A- r, c; L1 _+ M/ r2 a
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.& E& M% y) r$ D
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.9 N: v6 O& \+ ?& ]1 P
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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