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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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2 e7 F3 P* r9 {; ^( S% h, D" `1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.# c2 r7 ]. k6 {9 G! ~' D+ s' a$ F

- t2 z# _# p4 w$ l: M2 \1 Y5 y7 {2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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1 Y4 [* \' P( A! Y3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.' L9 }( g- w$ u- [
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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5 h8 @" W$ x2 O1 v6 ~3 `4 ]7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.5 O2 E' @1 D4 I. |% T* b7 j0 x0 t
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.6 F7 x" g8 Q5 `$ ?! ?

" l9 O  s+ V" p: N0 S/ h9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.8 t, L0 k1 b% M+ \& x8 i

; b% v! ^/ D7 I  I; W10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.8 J% [) m# [# I/ q2 U. {0 k# ^

- m# }! j+ s# J4 O/ W12.) Super glue is forever.  d! W; X3 r  t) g5 J

& n9 L* l. I" w0 u/ W13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.9 c% R) d  h* `! Y- H

( L( T9 L+ _/ N; A& [/ @8 S14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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( t& v7 O+ A6 E" G7 P# t15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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- W$ b$ Y0 o0 v6 q9 w% P( C16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.: i6 J" F  h  n8 r- }8 e. f

6 z$ Q% u; Q- }/ J; v( V17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is." H6 e; h2 \0 ~7 F5 T$ ^5 `
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.! m/ x# I- {4 @! y: h9 [: f; K

& V. ~) o+ Q( U. S20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.2 r# a" P7 g3 w* L9 H  r6 k9 c  N) I

0 t" w3 ]1 D4 q( b' O21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.6 `& X' S8 V7 z& X; @1 a' W
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.# M3 v/ w+ `$ ~6 _0 f' ~6 ~

' `9 }6 }0 _, g. G# i; J24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.- s: `* V  t2 [* Z! R
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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