Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...


/ d. G4 ~6 ], C/ m1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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9 c  a+ y" y, r7 x: p! B2 T3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

+ b. b& i8 T3 B* }4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

1 d8 J1 y& q& {8 Q  O; t0 ?0 ^5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

. Q3 s( t: J& U% d+ o* Z; g& W, n7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8 H& b9 k3 E) T1 u6 ], H8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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& J* C0 k9 _! _, d3 r8 Q1 |# S( L2 ?9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.

  i7 A$ ^, k% ~8 Q$ L% |13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

$ m# u  p5 [( [' U: X% z16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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: Z3 X. `, g. ^4 d- v/ l19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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4 }, R: N  m9 n8 @21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

% F1 W, a+ c. j  [0 T4 `$ d22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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! y1 i  B- Y$ H23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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# p1 }2 ^& g* Y3 z25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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