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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.7 H$ g& B) d% u; i! a/ k
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Why boys need parents...
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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. V3 k+ V( ^5 G# R1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.) L, q# _# J$ s' Y6 i
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.1 ]7 V8 z0 F' `
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.% r  ^, l- B$ T; P7 n; v7 g
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.! y4 H" t# G! \9 B9 ~" y, H

3 n; f2 Y" m8 \+ c! H4 G6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.1 @$ g* h* R5 w4 e4 S. y+ N2 v

# X: ^8 u1 b# r/ d7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.4 [9 ^+ c7 i/ b/ |
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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5 \5 U. U  [0 s* k4 s8 {) g5 r9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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7 a- J, O# [& b% z0 S10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.! M4 W7 x, p6 S3 J7 l4 ]6 {) C
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water." c1 H, i5 B& C' z9 t& H' q% h

, E) e# w1 f$ y! o14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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% \1 I( F" `8 ~, l! g( B6 L$ e16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.3 ]  O0 G0 M7 i1 B& L
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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% w/ q2 z3 q" }3 [18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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5 I( {1 H& P( w$ P19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.2 a, l8 k3 `7 l  }
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.' x: t; a  e3 m2 M" U# K; t, D

( w' N$ ^0 x. e: F) v" x: S24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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* t3 i( P& a4 ^, k5 `# u1 E1 y25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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发表于 2008-11-28 16:10 | 显示全部楼层
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