Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

Why boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

' G; A. X) K( ~- ^( D- S( k2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

) n7 r3 {& A3 r4 w& e3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

6 `* m: r& j! {: c/ {6 D7 N7 Q4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

( C! H9 n/ X, @& v% {) u2 `8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

1 T! g  t, ~3 M' N# P$ Z( I) D' W9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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8 O4 ]/ f$ X, V; d12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

1 T" B/ P( q3 U" [/ }0 D8 a14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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" z9 T2 B" n4 l! H# z, }% _9 Z# [15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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9 g4 G4 r6 f' q( w2 D16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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* [& e: o7 g- y8 h. s+ ]( j17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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1 H& O5 V+ W$ f, U- c2 _' x% z0 b18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

- G* Y; L1 ?2 d! F- t5 m8 K19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

" ^( Q7 M& C) V7 s20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

+ o, n- N7 c8 s& O+ T1 w/ k7 s0 E21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

0 y! G% \9 U% b0 E" J+ K( n% P3 b/ a5 w2 x22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

! V/ X  F4 J8 G0 }# R: ~23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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! O0 d! `" X. R- r. V24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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