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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...# D) F( M% b- B, `
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.' U# K0 y$ l5 z! f+ z
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite./ m; }4 y, j' c* s
\; J/ F3 j$ K3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.1 t8 |; i6 l* X1 C! I) o% A
1 Y' N5 q0 \- I6 Q2 `2 N3 \0 B7 J4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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# t5 g0 P* G" i9 l& ^6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan., o, \) l$ N* }
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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4 y' `- t) e1 H" X6 J/ Z9 h9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.3 {6 B) H! K" z
' f9 N% f$ ]7 ?4 N' [1 |' K. f4 F11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.' e( t5 L, h0 x9 F3 {
+ @7 X0 R2 O& v d, m S0 [12.) Super glue is forever.
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: [8 k, R; `3 {9 U# n3 G13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water./ F' w' R! O/ V6 _
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.4 r' v& e$ I2 G0 T8 H5 X
# v, n* \) v1 _/ g8 q17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.) w' J ~( E/ W. R
, ]3 y4 M1 ^5 B; ^7 t$ n1 t- e18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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7 Z3 u. T( g6 S+ k19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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7 ~4 [" D4 o/ r) F/ D& Y20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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$ F; a6 t5 C, y/ t' ~9 `& `21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy./ W) } U! B$ T7 T$ D
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.3 R! q9 q( E* M) ]# U; X
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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( v. j! i2 F" Y1 Q: ]0 H/ T25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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