Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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1 H1 A! P2 g9 k) A; sWhy boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...


1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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- ]" ~2 S* h3 n7 t" o5 f3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

# `/ j  s! D4 d; e4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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7 R6 E+ A( B2 R6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

' o  B* e( X+ e8 P7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

( f% [+ n0 n0 i; u% U10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

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( ?5 d/ _4 t4 T% y! ^15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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& ~% s) W, o+ F* \5 H* L17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

0 z1 p2 p& h6 B; r6 B19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

2 W" @* L, z9 M% z2 C: }2 v: ]7 `20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

! B6 G* |  Q0 S" L, g22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

7 }5 b+ S4 C0 J- W% p23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

2 [" V, i5 A9 I! @+ J  _5 J25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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