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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.* }$ L% ?+ \6 G! h0 F
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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* O* G, Z2 \$ W2 h4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.1 H1 `7 k+ M8 X# X
% x2 u. G2 q8 [* |5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.( L# _3 [8 o3 }
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.6 z# i) p: z$ M2 l5 W
3 |* l& y4 g" a8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it." [5 o4 A' {1 B
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.: R, k3 p# \# n
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.& y3 L7 r- [8 C5 o
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.: B: {& [% G: R3 w- T# k" \- q$ I
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/ J3 b+ \, x5 [19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.* w; s. B& K8 e/ E; B
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.1 S8 ~% ~# k! m" K% }0 B
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy. N0 [' M- u8 K% s0 n! X: ^
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.9 t/ p ~$ L+ k* A# U
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.! ?& X* J, M9 F* ^, W
4 }, X, m4 E' s$ S- u: F9 }, F24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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