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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...- L0 s# a% O5 O
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$ Y* J. A) Y: n" k3 H) O0 O/ I) w1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.( L3 _' Z$ j& G* _
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.& i! U8 O% X* I @' H
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.1 Y) Q4 b" r+ V. A" t2 B% ^6 J
+ U# g5 m. u/ F: P5 K* _3 w6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.7 g' `- f4 t% n9 v% r0 q
7 K3 p( ^& z# h$ u7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.4 u4 }4 w4 R; E* W% F+ l9 N
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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6 z: @" f( E7 r3 T# @- p11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.+ t+ C- m# W# ?3 Z
7 `2 o, ? z6 U9 C12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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) m, R& k0 W4 E. c9 ~* y14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.9 K) R5 B, u4 _5 c7 @- Q+ C- O M
; ~# K, l- H3 Y& |8 S3 B3 y15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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! X6 w9 M2 x- W4 L* K* N2 _0 i t- Z8 j16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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; ~( g b6 d, X; K' b18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.* }# i. i" u, D" s5 {7 Z* |
3 ?; K+ b3 y# ?! A4 L" T; ?19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.' M' Z' Z2 M# Q$ u8 }+ o
4 o; L1 b4 d2 w0 D8 Q20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.( M0 T. K( `2 C8 i0 `! i
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy., m2 E2 y k+ L- x& `
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.: [4 C. g3 G4 l3 Z4 A$ t
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy./ G5 K) W; N/ m9 m' J
/ `/ J: s( r2 U6 _! g8 W24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.1 N) D1 k7 ~5 v- q: Q9 c
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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