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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.+ M1 A% G" ~6 T& ~! n& U
1 O$ D7 k6 w3 R; E: T( F. f3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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& Y! _1 p7 ]: j7 Y0 I6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan./ }) Y" H( h, n) I
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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, M& S! [- k% _4 e$ ]8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.* P8 l u2 W) a
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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b, }5 p7 U% ^4 E0 d& E) {11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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; h% `2 U4 M; F: z, a/ i16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.( C: d6 }& V3 t
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, k5 N0 W# R/ O' f9 K8 Z/ `18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.( [) o' f6 @7 T4 U2 e$ J: S
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.5 s) ?) N& _! ^& J5 ~9 |1 D- o+ {
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& k5 T% }# x$ l+ T21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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! D) l: V7 b; X! r- _' }22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.. A; w: d# c+ g* `$ c) k! l
3 U1 A5 P. Y6 e23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.# F* ?* W2 d: D9 c
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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