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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...' k- V' O1 o) s9 a" J0 V& n
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% W0 X1 w4 t* c( }5 p& o1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.6 K, [$ W, S2 I0 Z
5 s$ b- d. R1 M( B5 m) \4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.4 s4 v% i. @' |# _
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.6 y) t- Z& q; F1 S8 j( A2 h( E
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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. ]9 f F- Q6 c! L8 X9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.4 P U6 V) R+ l. r8 t" d, C3 F
3 v% e& n0 W4 _+ p4 d10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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* ~5 ?/ ~4 y- c3 a8 \11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.& g9 N! n8 t U7 k
% h! B3 e! H0 o13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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' @% M! a' I0 F) \$ C14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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$ R) }8 z4 d3 G, p& m15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.. G% M) D5 k7 e1 Y& ~
! c6 y8 s! H* d# D0 S G0 Y16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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5 F7 ^* U- w1 O0 U17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.# t) Q7 q# b7 d& v6 ~
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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" [( g( g6 W; }0 A$ v- H20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.! x; F# R+ W4 z2 R
" r1 X, Q4 _3 N3 \* b! P8 Z9 j5 T21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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8 U0 Z; b1 L2 T0 C22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.7 B- o* D. r9 z0 u0 }& K& g
4 Y2 E2 Q l6 \; J% s }23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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7 @. p8 u0 l. V- r1 U o. ]24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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