Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

- `2 A3 {- G5 T/ XWhy boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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) l0 V6 Z4 Q1 L' ]& B( v" }1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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. y$ S8 w8 |  Q6 R5 Q3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

. d8 |" o6 |9 E" d5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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0 P8 x/ Y9 R+ _5 T( j! W; o8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

+ V' }, Y) z% l, T; ~9 F. W+ y11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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  R6 T( J0 Q) H12.) Super glue is forever.

+ T: R/ W/ m2 y+ t# T9 U13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

: ]4 d5 c$ M$ e6 y9 A1 W5 {- ]15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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  {- s; R! O7 H0 C17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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. x6 h& k; H* U' u6 h18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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+ r" P5 t/ m0 ]19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

. q3 R' k4 D  L3 v20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

6 \' N! M+ o+ H% L6 ]; k3 `* d2 c23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

3 a7 r  \8 p) w24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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