Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...


& Z3 c& N! D6 E1 {5 o/ E1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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) M9 A/ F: F  S  @3 X/ u2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

' ^2 b5 q0 B/ @3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

+ w7 z9 q9 i. R: Y6 b5 p, Y/ _4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

1 ?5 z$ b- p4 t& C9 V/ b6 K5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

% T9 A0 ?8 f; p" b% @10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

- M: Q! R1 i7 _: H# N7 t14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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& E3 o6 H/ F  r+ G/ u2 r16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

+ r0 e/ P7 [8 X# ~/ w/ ^8 ^$ F2 E17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

! X; t' a' B6 y  ^, e% u21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

! {5 i5 q+ ]2 t7 R; C7 @22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

  J9 [' o( a/ y. d5 l25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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