Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

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8 i5 a0 F) S+ W/ N1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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4 e2 \) W2 G! G# {( H. {) O& z5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

  L4 w( N" F, |2 E2 e  Z6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

6 M, ]& L# D, n+ v) x9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

5 F" ~2 l5 \8 N, Y; V, B& i10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

6 z4 i1 X8 d3 |11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.
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+ S( @5 W, h2 E. @  p4 d$ \13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

6 F4 w$ Q0 c1 G- P9 H8 o" d# p17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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! V. G* N; j* l) I2 M1 ?! A" S/ M19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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7 }6 L; P. p6 l# R$ a1 X21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

( w& i3 b  z) Z) P23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

* g  ~! `/ t9 s& p24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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