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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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. J2 D( n8 e/ K, a( A1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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0 b' p! W; H- M2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.3 b. D% L, }2 ?1 {
& r# u; N* e G* ?3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.& I2 s! M- e' R
- s. p1 {: {& r9 L1 e8 O4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.. b) X" h$ I0 [( ?$ s: F C8 P* }
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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m, I5 T* |& \" i' u' B6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.) `4 Q R2 h, \' _1 F9 G
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late. K1 ^- y/ H; X/ K( S* c
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it./ n _& N) M5 m! b" R
9 C- ^2 a( g1 E+ T( W- r9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.* e2 u" A% I# I
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy. F6 [0 L/ h( j; ]" Z+ G
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.3 _5 X$ ?/ B3 f u. r' v& h2 X7 Q" z1 p
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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+ W. Q7 g6 J% D7 {13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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& Q) T4 _# P# n1 _+ K8 R14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.: c/ K8 s: b- Q" F0 w* O
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.( G1 ~. J7 P k$ Y' I' b
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.% J$ U& o+ _# W4 U( y/ E6 E
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.+ w1 i% l! O1 ^3 H% M. G' K/ J' x! P
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.! C a1 |% u* u3 c# g/ t. p$ p
) j6 w0 E4 ^) G* \. t20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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6 \2 i' S; o" D! e6 J21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.+ f" P( _# f8 N' y8 }
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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: c+ c( ~" {4 P23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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