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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...- w6 R$ V' u" s8 v3 a! U' x. B
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep., K# U$ b+ o x, J- x5 N
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. b, v# s7 l# @; H: V4 C3 {0 s
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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0 l& y. @" ~7 a" ^! `4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.3 ]6 w& G9 x w3 q0 C
* d& d2 P9 ~' L1 _- Q; e5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.4 x: K1 ~ {! z) f5 W \
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9 L e+ {& z, Y8 W( X3 h2 J8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.: z2 f. e- _; T& l. C: k
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.& I) H2 G7 r) Z4 }$ p2 z, q
7 X$ P5 U3 g2 H# @) Z" D13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.. |7 s W! x; @
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.: M) n( B; e7 z7 e
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do., y( Y/ z4 o' v
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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3 c1 C4 z C2 s) x6 N17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.; |6 Y0 K5 P ?* b/ B5 k* @
$ k/ _! q, u* j' z, p19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.( u7 x2 l$ U6 s
1 C2 g# `0 t- X' Q20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy., D$ M' q5 b/ A
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.) J4 c- T3 y3 j& A0 n9 t
. h( L8 _2 f5 o- ~0 I8 q23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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6 [ V7 h- Y; j6 q, V24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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