Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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- d+ C2 f, {) ]5 c6 wWhy boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

! V% c( s0 {" _3 r4 H0 `" K6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

1 r/ K) ]- O5 i4 |# h+ o2 F$ L7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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2 }! I& F, C3 C, T  k8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

; s- i# f9 m  @' G10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

9 L; @; l. i8 o- n+ k4 q. @11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

# q+ W8 |# s! V# Q8 g8 r12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

2 f2 P- s1 P& w  F( ~* s14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

3 k. V, s) H, u" h$ g& N15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

% K+ I- M, m$ e2 V+ A( |/ k& g18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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# R. V/ T3 D+ z# |2 ^( s20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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1 Z0 e* f! g6 l+ c% Q3 f( C1 z+ R23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

1 {/ W  Y  `. V: C. W24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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