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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...; {8 q8 M3 n3 e- O7 R$ O" b
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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- ]3 Q' x1 W* q/ b+ j( R1 V% Z2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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P6 ?! ?8 s( A( o3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant./ R4 h( t! _; z( @
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.4 E9 O# a+ Y% X `, |8 b
- @: ?1 D4 Q$ [/ z; r1 T4 Y5 F5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way./ x1 R. q& {2 H7 h) g Z& X7 k
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.0 P2 w" l$ w8 x" T7 k5 z
. m2 \+ u ~' o. [7 ~+ G/ a1 L# I$ c+ j10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy., E4 t2 X. e4 }% {
$ S" _& R8 W% H" l* s0 n11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.+ Y$ K/ k. Y# ~& w
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.2 f: `. a& _2 ~! D( Q) z; h7 i( F: h
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.7 p7 ]0 x+ f2 [3 ?. n: E
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes." d7 u% s* O/ W) F1 c0 o G
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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+ s8 H. t+ [7 v/ S: F18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.* e9 _6 O% ~% d; B% I8 X1 N
9 T3 I9 ~) a3 X6 S2 I |; t* G! {19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.8 P% C& N: A( c6 ~$ C4 |% Y
' _# }5 l4 U: a20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time. C6 O+ \1 M4 }% E+ U6 l8 u
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.8 r A u# }9 [) y' e* j [7 \1 V
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.3 H6 V4 K( H( l0 ~2 b+ C
$ ~+ T0 d+ y) A& m25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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