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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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+ j& u1 B& F: v6 @2 Z- K0 W& }4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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. H) B" o4 f9 L9 x5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.# r4 ~% E0 g; q! p1 k8 m8 s
. i/ @% w! {. {! B3 G( C8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.2 Z$ _+ a5 z ~
9 j' p7 I6 o* ^3 b: a& [; b7 c9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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( j8 [, u8 X( u& X4 Z! U10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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# X. m! u- R3 q1 `& j* ^: b& _11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.( n6 O. ~* t- F1 ]5 A( s; _3 f
- G2 s' _- {, f$ F$ u' }13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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$ A+ k9 ]( }; a3 S* q4 s14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.6 u( e6 `3 W% {& J2 Q
) l( s5 w0 _9 E5 p9 s7 R15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do./ J& Y8 d; J. A% |3 m
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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, [2 Q {- ^/ q# x% W6 q2 x! e* B3 E" Y19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.; p' \/ _1 K0 m
# A0 V6 F6 T+ Q7 Y w) z# z20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time./ ` {) w1 r: k3 F' x, A- E- H
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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; `) p5 C7 |/ m& x; x22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.& k& e) S {' i; P
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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9 R# d4 E: a" {+ s+ a' x- K& x+ u24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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0 W3 C B v, @9 R# U4 J% \* C F* E25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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