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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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1 H8 [$ T3 d& W9 l2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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8 X; Z$ q0 @: i o4 L$ v3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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5 j& ^9 n: o3 G/ w4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.# x( z2 \& _+ I
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.0 z+ h4 k% H" |& l) G& D
: C, l& p, ]7 @" Z6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.1 a, w+ s* \/ m* r( @
7 t5 _! Y7 c2 E! D! Z2 w8 n9 k7 t8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.0 H3 l4 y. T2 \. a
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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0 W, D. L; Q, i! Q- Y10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.8 ^; Y: E3 o6 \6 d) \
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.( x2 k) i7 f/ f" M$ ~9 A8 g3 E
- t$ U$ U4 n) z14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.% a5 R. u) O- O: w; ~: H2 d% m
- Q0 \ _4 q2 {$ S- q, W15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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7 h) L3 j8 Y @1 i s16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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, f& P8 S) G: J4 z17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.2 y& @- ]- H( \ A
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.& o f' j5 V! c0 ], C; z% v
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.5 z7 R f4 f3 y x3 r
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.& Q8 Q& C5 J% G: Z: u: B; l. S
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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9 \" l& X$ G/ a) r/ G+ |% ~' Q22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.9 A+ V6 \' T! A L
; I, h3 Y: O p# W* G* c23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.+ U' N: b7 r! z W- t D S
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.; p( O' C/ W( T: n1 M/ G
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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