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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...% m6 ~3 B6 p; v9 h! Z U
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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( ^& ]2 @6 G S0 }* K( W* o+ c0 n2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.& X" f) X* d* H" P9 N3 W
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- |0 ]4 o( \6 _3 a4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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9 r4 ?. g' k, Q% h- G1 i# E5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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& Q3 _3 J0 ~, K/ C% A' u6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan./ r' j1 e: [) r) l- h
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.1 d" ~- e/ `/ \" `
$ `; U; _; {$ [0 O" a8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.; r( M- p* }/ F0 d" u
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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1 ]5 A4 D+ A% \9 `* p10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.$ w' Q0 z$ |- D0 C/ J. J% M
/ O; K1 S; J" \# v2 b( E! @2 G11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence." X; H E$ S5 C/ ` @
! t9 |. o+ Z" _' z12.) Super glue is forever.$ J x7 s+ M, E5 R3 U) S' S
; D5 x8 d( {2 b( c* o. T! f13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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- x/ S$ a' ]! X' k0 {% t14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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, _* h& j% E% G" E: k( f# a17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.+ C* @, \9 T6 @& e9 |9 R
/ u9 ?' g0 H V B; m3 Y, V6 p19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy." q' ]2 |* A& ^: U; ]
' B# P3 r; _* U% j: n/ t. i2 V+ R22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.* t- `! h" b' A3 T# R; P8 G
& l. h* {8 T& _ |23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.0 m0 v- `+ D$ n2 l
U5 @# {* f# D, `1 l5 }$ a24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.0 E; {6 C, _+ F8 @$ ^. W: W
: A& c: D* C0 x7 V- Z* j25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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