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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.( {& R. X+ b9 C7 v& t6 l
2 C( Z! ~7 @, {. {2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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) C: Z# X0 Y! a& u% D3 {4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.! c- A% y5 g7 w5 ]& _- ~# k
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.9 O/ _5 O; I, i$ N3 v, n
0 G1 k+ @/ u5 ^( I; x8 l+ f) b6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. r8 ^( m& J9 |7 \
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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5 g* N6 u9 R$ r1 p% f M- V8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.6 B! h* ]1 T5 L4 V) I7 c: ~. }
* j) l8 C2 |" A9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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: t7 b" p2 a4 N/ t/ i; f10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.9 H; Y+ P ?" G- P9 Q8 `
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12.) Super glue is forever.( A1 A8 P, i/ W E9 ^9 `1 v. v) R
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.. _2 q3 u5 t0 I2 [; W
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.+ u5 p i- p: g- [ S
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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. u5 ]5 E& @! d4 p18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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8 G+ e5 T' j! I+ c9 E W6 w21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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+ j7 ?7 q3 s! f1 o/ i22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.( r: T3 [1 p, H r. A7 P' r( }: S
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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5 t8 B7 L2 x+ D2 T+ l; e2 d/ [( E) T24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.( _! B% F8 V& R" H2 r% V" c
8 r; R l* k8 n/ E25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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