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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep., L7 T. l6 [, _% [; i- P
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.# P- M0 D/ P* X" ^: G
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.4 f4 c/ G3 H& D3 g( |
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.7 x% u7 f2 i6 f% X: F
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.. U4 x% D6 n* r- I4 O) f) w
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.0 M9 h9 G& j8 ? p2 v! L' L
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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0 B8 L5 U" g2 p1 i11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.2 d4 h; |8 P$ Y H
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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8 ~, b$ c- A& g- y( N. u13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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, }! Z4 s" D( S! o$ d9 y: f17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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, \! V! h! I, A" \& M0 }7 o5 l. i18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.9 T; [7 h1 ]+ N0 [, }( Q
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.' E# o( M( N6 A8 p9 q! u9 @0 |$ Y
: ^- K9 H4 K. d2 e21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.1 O) L7 g; N7 V: W. |4 q
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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0 y5 `" ~3 C2 ~5 N$ p: j8 {7 \25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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