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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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7 O0 Y7 Z _ s) H& v0 F1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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$ ?' j6 x* @( ?' [7 D; O2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. z R9 J8 h% }) E: d+ V! O
2 n" U ]! e3 n9 Q4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.) J' C7 @7 G% J4 Q3 @* e. G. {
; S V {9 t% J: L8 }5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.$ C$ v' {: z' }3 c
9 e/ y) q3 {1 u6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.& i7 m6 Z" E' I: @+ s5 I M8 i
4 P! g/ ~( a/ ?& ^7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.( I& x6 j. |- T1 j& r, L
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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# t6 [; S! }+ z G1 F10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.2 h2 m. d4 ^+ r# ~# G# q- S0 m
$ O" B* f) ~) A% s0 @& `11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.& n5 b7 Y8 B8 `2 Q# ~7 j
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12.) Super glue is forever.( p. U" Z3 P* [- G# \' G
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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9 x( W" S1 l1 X/ M ^/ F4 V16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.. o; B; E0 l2 Y
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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+ G E% f7 I5 l& V u: n# S18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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o; s: l7 s, e- P21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.# J+ e+ ^! k$ l* w, S. k% W5 W3 r
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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6 |: k$ g- Z R0 q. N23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy./ o4 ^ \ V4 Z9 k1 e8 ?( g! l
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.& \4 F. |. M. B- B4 B
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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