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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.3 K' N$ T# e6 I6 w9 t/ {# i' Q8 |

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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...* ~" A" W1 B, Y
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2 P3 M$ J$ e4 q1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.* h- h9 _9 ^9 W2 |3 h9 N! s
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.% A! Y5 w9 g  s1 X+ [+ q% c

5 G, m9 w- ]) b- `5 w& G2 e! T4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.3 j# X+ F/ \. y6 @6 J3 M

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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.$ t1 D% i+ G; P  \2 x" `
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.4 q7 j7 P- {3 y  A. I# Q

6 K. E: ~/ Z7 \- M9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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+ Q4 L; O# B/ A% V& `. n7 J11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.7 [# t, f* P$ L# O: @
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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8 F) a% C" {; S( q; [* R16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.+ a: S' I% |; a

: \  [' D' z4 t6 Y& d17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.4 }3 _+ f+ h6 O
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.% E) O# D' a7 w, z' L! @4 a3 V
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.+ A5 r& B+ d+ n3 m0 ^0 d
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.. Z2 \+ w/ U. a% t

7 ^. w1 B/ _; D5 E23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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