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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.! h8 w$ B4 T5 z+ \ e: A3 R, _! B
& q6 ~- M. k' P1 b6 |2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.) | G/ H6 x- Y
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.( [$ Z3 W) F0 [
+ b v% {0 i+ \. o4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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$ f/ d. D! l Z* ^6 \3 M5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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5 _# B! U; }' `' D6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.! [( C7 o4 w* B. `; m9 q
- K- O- E' I9 Y' K5 I7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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; X1 S; u7 d. E6 U2 ]8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.2 E1 A- B0 F+ y- j6 q
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.% M0 g# l* z1 ?" S
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.+ C1 [% T! W- j) v- i4 X# S& x, Q
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12.) Super glue is forever.& b7 Y [0 M- ?! ~% y# L
6 K8 z( D: o% p1 h13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water." Z! [! E) `) J" s7 t
, r8 u; |7 ^8 \" h% B; Y2 D; c; g14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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. X Q6 I5 A Y, O3 @15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.$ l' a0 N" a- R* Z
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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! n' \. g5 c9 c t9 ^* S! j19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.; K8 Y4 T# {( J
; u n) o. k' r% g20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.5 q1 n) }# M1 f5 ^! S
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.* |. q: B+ ^& q! X
6 }3 O- O! f+ M6 b. Q0 G# ~4 a9 h23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.. w1 T( m& P& k; a4 Q
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.1 k7 q' e3 E/ R' T" \, w
, E. t. s1 q Q. N+ a, {0 E25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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