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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...$ u$ q5 U1 ^0 I- H1 @2 A
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.6 k" _. e V6 @2 U
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.+ a' X% s+ E1 J
1 d f, P% ?3 q8 b2 F: R+ O% Z3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.& {$ p( P) [0 I' R& I& q4 Q
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.4 P, C6 P8 L2 g. k1 {, X
) X3 [5 M V# r" K; ^ X/ R5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.- l4 D' E- |5 L" O8 z) ~, ?. O
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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4 L/ N% C: o! R \& J" p. p/ ^, O: V% L9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.$ c; u& G m' [
" u/ M$ L$ j) n% z r+ ]10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy. t4 O- B3 E& B, o6 e$ \
. c0 b3 q0 j4 D5 _' \0 `11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.2 A, l& t2 Y, ^+ K. r" e4 O
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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6 Q3 ~' g9 G [9 V: o% M7 O3 m. f) h1 S13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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9 k4 u- C7 C# c$ S14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.- ~% r- \$ l: O" ^9 m( P. l
+ d$ H% v# j, M; z16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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/ B' `) F$ Z0 h17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is., W* ?4 O1 Z/ i
: m9 w( X! o1 N; N: R- V* d19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.$ j& F& ]( T% M2 L5 e- ?* L( c; C
: F9 D) V. v/ }20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.' |! M# Q4 i9 h/ h- H+ D
2 F; ]/ r9 s7 m) @9 h21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.& \6 B: \0 ?0 D
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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" D& Y, f h, z( q25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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