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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh./ P- u0 F9 }0 A9 P
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Why boys need parents...
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.& H, C4 t+ U- M" \

/ Z- D9 }( q  j! h' p# k  t& r2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.3 i6 _4 ~# d- `! n) P% b

3 B* N* F+ y  U( c5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.: {9 Q& ^1 o+ S8 i: H0 z4 D! @

1 Q0 R$ _. s: b2 ]. t' T5 d; @; p  d; x$ E6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.3 f- y( j% D) U) b3 Y

) g0 f& u8 s7 M" d8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.! J7 T- A" I9 r: G; d, t7 m' Y6 Y! _
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.( ^2 d; g& Q2 l5 C( e
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.4 [$ {. ~; D2 q5 ^
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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# A! n7 u0 d- M5 ?13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.- {& B) `+ Q3 ~4 o- D0 J- ]

) Z! z3 ^" b3 D3 n* [( Z14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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4 b5 S, X8 M1 G' C2 G15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.7 `" {3 S& d& l6 m$ s
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.3 d' S5 b: W& c$ b: e5 V5 @" n' z
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.8 R( z, G" e7 V" T3 H

* J) Q$ N* `  N( w/ F19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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* D" e+ m# b" y; {20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.8 z$ k& [. z  ]" d) i+ ^; F

' {% I" l2 `  e+ q' ~% w21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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1 |; f9 N* i2 C9 {$ x9 U# a24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.  }2 `" z, H5 r: O8 M! L* U+ N; O

. R( V7 J/ [7 t  z& y25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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