Why Boys Need Parents!

老杨

This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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老杨

老杨

老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

9 Y7 k& @  P4 w. h. v8 A3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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: Y3 X7 }# |0 T! A5 [3 f6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

# V. E, A9 \$ v( _1 T8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

. M6 i7 U8 A) P9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

. |1 U3 }8 V2 i! c  K  f$ h* C10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

/ |7 {  \. P8 q% N" r11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.
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0 ^% i% f4 ?5 F! [/ q13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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! q( S0 s) p8 a% J) ^5 `3 k15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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4 \3 d( K" R5 Y0 g# U9 }16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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) J; u2 T' i9 [( z# b# {17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

6 ?4 \) [" a9 s* c4 H/ e7 }19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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5 V% \4 k: E9 K7 H6 \20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

* g3 N! T% j0 b22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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- a; l2 L  c' l, n0 [3 I8 l! `0 M; Z23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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& |: q0 B1 I: T, K* v1 q( D25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

billzhao

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