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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...) h, y2 [) H4 a5 g
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+ r$ d+ D% e' x! M$ G1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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' C6 q: x# ` m5 L2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite." f/ E* ]# |% k2 Q6 a
0 K5 J! u7 K& A5 Z' g7 j3 f3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.4 R. z# b7 ~: |& K$ M
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.7 P# `3 I8 w$ z
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.0 ~: K1 J1 r" h1 a/ L, ?
, j6 q, O5 {( F; o/ _) t0 c6 t. U2 l1 c6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.7 H, u) {- o" o9 n, h
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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$ Y$ x% W7 |3 _1 l, O2 [11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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9 y' P1 N3 j$ m12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.+ A" w% J' g \. j7 N8 C( L
* |3 X9 m" `; u14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.# t0 y9 `7 B2 m: S7 `* `$ M3 X
2 R3 N: G- Q( L16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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3 j& D+ i- G- W$ [; A) k! _& x& B6 I17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.- [6 \, o o/ u7 D$ x, b( D7 S
+ U$ a% s+ F* @: X5 \18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is./ M5 C, f; K! j" K
; Y( D. v' |$ e19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.6 b! ]* U' g* O: e+ a/ j; D
8 F/ e3 `& X5 o; r* K9 t21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.0 s6 [7 r# F/ q
6 }# C/ M9 ^) Z3 _' c8 L22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.4 i% n' g9 o6 K& p; B
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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