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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...7 r/ f! x7 d2 W Y# h
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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# j+ S# l( _4 E! j# a; K$ m. f6 f3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room." E- N& s, g6 h K& Z# _4 e
) {0 a% Z( t# B' J. |5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.% j; v% x% l- |' r! M
R1 I D. }5 e5 \6 \6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.- B2 a6 c4 c0 t W% c7 I, C
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.# C* D+ `& [+ t1 y. F6 c
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence. I7 A7 Q- M3 u+ t
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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% Y0 c2 q6 L$ C9 B& b1 ?14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.& G8 \( {; K3 t. p
6 ^3 L1 D3 L, [2 o16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.+ T6 c9 A# e& @& `) O8 t" @
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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) H1 p: @/ K- H6 w6 @18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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# v) Q4 w( T& ~/ e" v" X19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.* T0 a4 o8 ~$ S; z h: T) E- {
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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# B- {/ n; z% F+ G1 t21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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4 ]/ N8 i. [1 i, h; x& f) K( q22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.$ v/ [8 y, |6 V
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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