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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...4 L) T6 Y" _2 l* Y' d
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.) _* m7 b: f0 T9 G- Y5 Q
" D2 d, B7 Q, ?2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.4 t; K' N* \- f! u+ V3 e2 o+ L4 T
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.& T- J7 I% o+ L) M( f1 X; p$ E
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way." g7 y! g/ Y/ ] z& J+ c, ^
4 {! G: g$ a0 B8 E' x0 |3 b6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.3 B4 u: l4 B, K6 A
" ^: H; S# C. @! M _8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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8 t2 d' A9 o c1 ]7 I& Y9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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: R. I: V1 |: e0 O1 j% _1 m10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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8 h- U% Y1 b/ y0 { |2 y5 e: S11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.- e% @( z7 a' z' w* i! @! b
9 S$ i8 e7 z$ \12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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; V2 B7 [2 Q! X14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.* F& A; l4 [7 Z& o
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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3 V# d% Y p0 q- @20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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/ m* k: C ], e; i9 @- n# z; @' U23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.3 e& c" {, V8 ~( D7 b, \/ w
4 ~9 `# y- r) @1 H5 A24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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3 t# a& i! O7 c9 c# C" E3 {25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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