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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...3 r: H1 n3 a$ ~7 e
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# L8 @' {$ D( C1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.: H6 U4 T- d' C: R/ R
! ~! v c" k2 z+ f+ @9 P$ d2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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3 S4 R' N6 e0 s+ p4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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! f! C# Q0 k. ]% f- P5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.6 h/ R l; b1 w) v- J# x. o6 ?- a4 W I
, m( a. M7 X, _! O8 U% s" i5 n! G6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.6 \1 H: K( a; r' u
1 g: X0 k* y; G% m% q; q7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.& U) E% A3 o; C" R
/ ?/ m& m; V) G/ f8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.1 m& b* @, ~ t2 ~7 _* [
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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, ], s0 C/ }& Y* S: f0 F# ]11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.2 v8 J8 I$ t' m: N- D; W) G
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.0 z4 D8 O+ D3 t
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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( r' ^" d ]/ }" w* u16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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: ]* c! C* a4 \* b" S& U5 X0 p _17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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1 b2 `# p, U1 {0 d18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.* _6 }# C5 L' b5 \2 u
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.4 M% q) y4 i' L
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.& F$ p( h/ S# N1 B5 d
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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