Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

Why boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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3 a) D* L5 L) ^4 a& [" @2 i2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

; C2 i( `/ s. A' b4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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! Y, `* ~/ N" ]7 S4 j  ?6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

& x9 y; z4 V% R( b- H# Y, E8 L% `7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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$ a% q6 F4 o7 y2 E; t10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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7 v/ J" t- h2 I# @6 a# [, u12.) Super glue is forever.
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' t% A0 \9 w8 `% S13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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; B/ ?8 m1 F  f14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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/ o2 Q8 j* Q& |, k17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

  q  \! @+ M# }, O18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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; k& ?# C4 Y! X0 b7 k; Q19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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6 _! R; ^' ?; |( u5 W  `0 o) M' R21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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) ^% N% d8 }, e' [, y7 Z24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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