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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.5 P; M% f, u* @8 b g
- e$ _. _ @9 p5 L6 X8 c2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.) {! M) G, A" X
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.9 G W* M% K7 k% v+ V
+ y2 `( \7 D& z! W3 M* b2 c; ~6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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9 B+ F3 ~/ u/ W6 H1 h7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.8 L* v& T! S! o+ n- L. H
, ~. E, J2 j6 B8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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4 s b) N& S7 `' M! s- V/ [; f9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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K- } D" B. S% X/ i% [6 {8 D( x11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.! f0 h' Q. A# `3 X
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12.) Super glue is forever.- m2 t2 X! k `7 e) ^, I
8 P6 n$ V+ ]# d13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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$ N% R1 L9 E9 n3 s+ r& p14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O." z2 v; ^8 {5 f; ~2 f! K
$ O0 L" L4 w3 E) ?: a7 S$ y15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do./ K8 i5 M7 w' e- _! Z
0 L' C) r8 a4 ]5 H16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.3 u! I" |) @, P2 g3 e
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.; z2 r/ K" \! W4 M) |1 q
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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! p' Y: W9 d6 G( H22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.0 _+ ]& z. L3 w4 s$ |
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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8 i) V/ T' [# M3 ?24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.3 Q1 X: v7 H8 o3 ]& b
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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