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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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, ?4 w$ j: }, [: T, d6 s w) K4 f4 P" P1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.8 ^. l" c, u6 i7 s# k& {
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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! d" i& X5 d9 W. t5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. Q# [% ?* ~' p) h5 W" i
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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, p g+ Z, r( R8 @: j8 q8 P& s# v9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.: q7 p; l# r7 ^1 N
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.9 v, y/ S7 z4 L$ \ Y; C
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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+ b) B0 J- V4 g13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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A+ ?/ N6 ?: @, J8 f14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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2 q+ `) P! A S15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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9 C9 q% r) n- e5 O16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.* |5 z% a1 i+ S$ C- `
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.6 Z( K1 U4 T* W4 |
' i s0 _1 b! P$ `19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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9 W. l$ @4 p4 `7 d/ J+ I8 A20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.9 O! i3 R& A W2 W
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.4 M5 F; z4 Q) H/ w
- ?1 w. n! a0 e22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.4 s; g# B2 ~8 ~3 W5 }( L
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.8 v9 s! [, O, k7 I, n
) H0 g# W3 k/ r+ _$ E+ n4 c% H4 ?! Y24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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: `$ D/ i/ _6 d5 b" x# F( a25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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