Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

Why boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...


, b/ ^$ l% m0 B" F& K1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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* h$ L" {# _2 U0 g- i2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

; i. M+ P5 K$ U3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

, b7 ?; h0 l; l$ s" l( B+ T4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

" T! [" F: g; R, D3 J5 H  w$ b/ y6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

7 V7 s% g0 `7 |6 m2 s/ K9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

! D5 J$ `" C$ v11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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- u/ ~  U7 D2 p5 p5 g( K2 H1 D0 f12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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+ H( N7 ^, j, B+ i. a15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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- \+ g# y+ T2 ~3 o7 r; d1 O24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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3 R! o8 F* R: T" V1 d25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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