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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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. G3 q6 L3 H3 S; |- s1 m. |- N/ E1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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% C- |2 |1 b. G1 V+ g2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.( _9 F6 F7 t# j; {; z
& H; d8 W1 r( n+ e/ K8 Q3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.# z0 q" R; t7 V- s W- y
6 t: d( B* S! y2 o4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.4 S' ?5 y. j7 H' l
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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! ?0 o0 }8 f* O+ d6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.+ x7 G' p' |1 n! c) W+ M
6 s% p4 n, B& |% y: Y8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.3 T, N! ~* B5 Y9 \/ _
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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6 x6 v/ f/ Q% L11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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& L; C8 f" j/ W' I$ Q# R13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.: U4 J* Z% x& p
2 G- n3 N: k& \8 U; e$ z14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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0 }& G8 Q4 @" g T' w6 T2 k, ~! `6 M16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.9 J) E- {# c5 _6 i
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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3 P- v% B5 w( S. h: K# {' c5 h0 x% M18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.5 E8 y$ f3 X$ H6 L. m
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.3 H/ `% @! k2 U# ^4 F& }
- w, t! J/ q: h# d) w- F) u7 h21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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' C; K0 x6 [7 u22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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% T2 O0 G% x% `0 [6 L! r* g4 Q0 B! E0 C23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.9 F% s9 `$ J/ \5 n' h
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.) p% {1 V/ g) V6 N' \
H0 _4 o5 N/ @' R, L9 O25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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