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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...+ ?8 \ f% J/ y# e2 U0 S8 ^
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.+ f2 z" W2 Q! F" j( ?
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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" f4 y0 t: I3 A" l2 K% F3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.: i7 R% h8 S6 s. V' k
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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0 m7 j" \6 g- i- I3 i6 U5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.. \: u" w& l7 E( X0 E. w
6 B' t3 y# f3 R" K6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.- E }: {6 T) m
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.9 s; z8 ?6 c' D2 i8 u1 C
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.7 e( w7 i0 i' L$ |) s% u) f
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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( J/ G! j# p, _6 H& X/ P) w: \10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy., z; z5 n F* a' T4 x9 @9 J
. A2 b$ o" q' ]4 ]3 Q11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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2 a5 \, p0 p2 `12.) Super glue is forever.% M9 f) T/ w) G! {( Y
# u) K7 r" u6 }0 Z+ C% ~13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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9 w7 {, Y) f$ J& y1 ~; N/ H14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.9 |( |8 _+ t. s! [- T+ i4 Y0 b
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.& z, W5 @9 Z- r$ c/ u& B
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.$ h' B) }9 O/ P: J9 |
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.; Y5 A" e) v# e/ {# i; t5 l6 R' Z
7 @' G# P/ O/ j18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.* b- Q1 ?/ C: i6 _# V0 s E' S
0 w( r9 |& R" r6 q19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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! b/ k( T0 ?# S% i+ B% B20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.3 l& u: X0 P9 r( t
W Z( ` f- A* T3 a' O$ l21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.* v3 i* A' S- X5 m
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.2 @% E/ g: _' B" K
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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) H* r# q" {3 q9 j- F7 W" d24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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) H$ ` _; t ~* s$ y25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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