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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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7 j/ ^0 @4 r! ?2 T4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.% Y4 j/ R! ~9 e4 k" `) n
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.+ d+ x$ K* ` R( m0 e( E' |
% c v" Q, m5 ], O% f8 a6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.! _. G0 K% K% x5 |: w
4 E" ~$ V0 u6 J: x7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.+ v# F, v% [+ M6 G1 y
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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/ X1 z; C) j7 t0 d9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.9 B# ^3 n3 ?8 X. e& e
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.6 S* p5 }' |- o8 j C
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12.) Super glue is forever.: s% y& n" ?! e2 q5 T' X. e9 Q
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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& }% J7 ]: Q7 f2 G: j- v14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.5 ]; L" X- B3 `5 b! Z: R3 D
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.% a: n7 _0 w) h/ ^
# _4 T C; D [$ ?+ R4 x# S- L19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.# P `* ^. l; A; \
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.$ L" ^/ a/ E3 O _- ^
6 D8 r% M" a8 r1 ?$ P21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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