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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.8 `6 G4 [2 W4 e+ x/ F
1 }5 W8 p- _9 F0 ?3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.% J" A1 t3 ]4 K, t: o
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.& U; u3 Q7 t. j! `; W
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.4 W/ R+ N V3 p- y" N6 {
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.5 A, l$ C2 i& e8 p6 O
2 t6 j% j- D6 S) G7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.: D1 l% B- @) F8 o, a
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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/ E8 y% x- d) [& G! x4 [, N1 _10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy., s: `, j4 |' J) a5 J( Z% ^
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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* Q5 Y0 v# c6 W" u/ R: l* e$ \; G12.) Super glue is forever.
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3 A( d# {* h& Z/ A2 @( S' T13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.. v8 A0 F* w- U. [$ s6 [
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.; T, L% y) R& |) T. O# M
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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^1 A- j5 r1 E: t( V16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.1 M" K2 d+ Z% G5 _
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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; w$ |9 ^8 T% t% i p! G# u18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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; d7 x" |0 C5 C2 }" c7 w! U19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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9 C7 S, p8 z+ I% k5 Z u21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.6 L n% K; t0 M
, P+ H3 ?! Y$ x5 r% z, t$ M22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.$ \: k% o4 t6 L) l
( X$ Q6 B# g4 |3 P( t8 u23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.- Y8 p4 N- z/ M& T0 L
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.7 r6 ?3 x7 o6 z' V8 _
* q9 U* F Y! W) C8 x0 a8 R25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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