Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

7 N& x/ s2 C1 y6 O( XWhy boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...


1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

* r: _. ^' O- ]! z2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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7 F: D8 F, E: v/ U- g* n: N3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

3 b' W( s6 Y6 n. }2 f( N: o4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

( u8 A0 E  P. Z$ K! H* A1 W5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

; y9 W0 r7 ]0 o9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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6 K8 W$ C8 V$ `5 L( s10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

! Z& I. L) O3 R, X8 L5 _% T, q# K12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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( W2 {' U) p/ d6 G( N9 {15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

' D; I5 D& X: v. {# u18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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" ]7 ~, A1 g, j6 l19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

$ a1 A# l/ i" @# v4 |8 a20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

: K7 W( n6 U/ p9 @$ N3 s21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

: F, y* e8 U& a/ X22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

* h) s6 [1 m1 R0 x- I+ }3 e8 _+ q23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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