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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...1 R0 P. y; \% E9 N" y+ y" N
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/ J! A Q0 m, H2 L2 Q1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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+ D/ ?2 a8 ~$ [! k3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.- B @- T, L4 U* U4 n
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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7 t2 `7 R/ J2 `5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.' b' C) ~- c9 P4 O3 M% W6 K
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.8 ~- G0 x' k5 T C p/ x
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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3 @0 {+ @, I3 |- P6 u8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.2 d/ Z! O$ [' b, E
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.. c- z: z8 o8 @* _; @
7 |; \1 a1 a% `( C l& k10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.& P+ Y- V- P7 j4 G
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.2 l0 j) {9 N- T, n
+ N# H% A' ?: \3 \# ?6 I2 k12.) Super glue is forever.. g+ r* }* c3 r5 ~
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.) |# f" ]" k, H6 Q# D. R6 j
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.7 {8 v" \4 T8 k; J9 O' ~# O- P( P7 ?
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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' K' F5 D9 M2 f s: P$ u" ^4 J16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.2 g$ @( }2 G% Z
, b! K- I( I2 d. X0 C K6 K19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.! V2 W/ G" r# k. i v& r! q
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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6 _: M/ \% g+ n. u4 G23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.. c1 s* |$ |* Y7 C: L) a2 D
7 o+ @6 r; K5 p0 w24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.. a- P8 ^1 ]# x: `- Q0 j% x
5 C1 O( o/ g' M- x$ F1 q& E25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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