Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

Why boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...


; V# i, L5 N' J- Z+ Z1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

" U- [4 e0 g) f8 A2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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. O% B( k! r/ @+ D8 F/ E; p3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

& M; R- F, ]) y( B9 v4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

. W( P/ B! O: y5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

) D* z3 h) x) n6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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8 l3 y1 P; ?& K) `6 B- Z7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

& u3 q9 G3 L( A# Y8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

6 G$ Q; _9 N" t4 G9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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  u( ]1 {% b* S! W- ^* ^11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

7 [( r: z% r: g1 E5 [5 J12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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& M% V/ l- b# R' ?) B# D15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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( E- S2 Q) \) D22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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+ ?, b7 z* |0 b, X23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

; c) W* A6 q+ d; f; }8 X24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

& B6 ?6 Q3 S! ]  v. a- f; w25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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