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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.+ o( r, t* I. V; r7 B6 m! M
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- o: ?! G; d, ?3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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: r7 V- b& c7 i0 c8 j4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.7 A8 L9 {5 {/ t
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.: @# K' ?7 v6 I' [8 V
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.* T$ Z" {5 |' O1 ]
/ B2 z+ o, { L11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence." Z5 z ?0 l0 ~5 @
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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) n# A8 d+ P' X13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water., o6 [% }! d$ x" ]
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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3 m% Z8 m( c5 S8 z9 ]15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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4 E8 \( R: y. f! _) H4 L8 m17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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+ G( |6 v/ ^3 m9 g" i$ j7 i% z' C19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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D& `4 }- j. ?. p8 i9 G20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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( s) j, E4 L2 m0 ^4 @' f. w; u21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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6 }9 q- F: L2 ?: C: ^- M! [3 z23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.8 ]* {" ]9 ?. U4 T; o
- h( Q: @; p+ b: @' ^' O/ Y M* e2 h24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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