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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...4 K/ B4 l2 l2 O& i
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3 r2 `# N1 S! m7 ~0 k1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.0 F. ^! z5 V' X, Z( K
1 P! P0 R6 n2 ~& R6 j4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5 `& c; Z( I$ _! g0 N/ F+ g5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.4 e4 f# d( t: y* B
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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( P+ A1 r. D. _/ Z* e3 C8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy. p Z# b% W/ G1 p
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.5 y5 E! m+ U: |* b
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water./ [7 g+ L u+ ]' w# A7 S0 F m! q- |
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.. ]% P/ _9 N% f; y# |/ Q
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.3 w; K# C6 D* P5 `
9 [: z g; ^' d16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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9 ]8 [& Z& N' x" k5 l17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.6 B. i! a6 P1 `0 l) q2 D
$ T4 Q" p2 s/ m18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.3 H. i# e* J- g/ y* o0 |3 @! k# f
/ w b3 }0 @1 L) ~: q19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens., ?8 d: N) v; z, w7 {
2 o! Q" D5 A3 U1 N4 {# [9 f20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.* I1 F% S4 [' H5 M
( K0 y$ o1 ^7 F5 Y! O23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy./ T. G' a! \! T6 z! ^6 Z" V3 U2 m
+ N& P- p& @1 g24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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