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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...* m' _0 j) ~0 w: b) _2 M
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7 N4 m* ^4 p1 V0 G1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.# r3 |9 N2 ?7 g/ b" E( D% ^
1 b9 ]# h/ l- n7 O3 y2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.. v, h7 b V& |1 b6 s+ Q. P
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.2 a9 ^6 H6 L- A5 z/ ]) z+ V
; g+ \8 u, s/ H5 V5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.$ b6 j# w, C' V% V8 H! n1 {) M* B
+ L9 \0 z/ k" E! D2 u: Q9 k6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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* b) h: z* `. g. ?0 G7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.6 y$ ?5 ?5 M7 C
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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9 {0 J! ^3 [1 r. @0 }11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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! Q( a( \) F6 J9 U4 N: \13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.8 _4 t; Z: f. D+ p" o
. v6 }6 N$ r: j8 d14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O., [ l/ e! }4 r x3 @! N1 I
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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$ i$ S( C! }9 O' a; S5 I' Z16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.! M& C$ c$ C5 M- d/ c3 ~! U, T
4 m$ \ T, j0 R9 W( [, d/ S17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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7 |! `. `0 o( l9 G6 J3 Z, p% _- c18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.8 H% C k+ A; [/ t+ Y" o9 N& i
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time./ h, ^9 v Y; m I6 a# O
$ y" \" K, O& ?) @! I9 |/ l0 r21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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% Z6 U$ P' l/ }+ ~22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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0 [- i* l# [1 v; o5 C23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.$ H& t0 n: E5 w
8 F1 B" F( Y6 }1 G3 O" w% ^/ p24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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