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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...% j5 t! z, w" V& K5 d& k
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% c! z# e% V/ D* Q1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.( g. p# C/ \! x2 S2 ]
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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7 `; L0 j* I. ~, i2 O4 r# @& K8 \3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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! q" w+ i/ ]4 |- E4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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; C) O8 q, m: C& \# F" c/ |5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.& S( l; m+ S- b8 F) t8 f2 w; e( {
- [; C* {+ l/ C- w+ Q' D' l; E6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan." L+ T4 C; u ?) W/ K1 @
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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/ b8 a4 h8 `+ ?. T8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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. g( U: i" ]9 i0 C$ Q/ Q$ X9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.* f7 g/ h4 a9 t/ ~8 \4 R3 c
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.: H0 U& ^1 I/ B+ r2 ~% D* z
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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' w, \5 n; j9 w7 y12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.* V: p+ p2 F7 n, N+ Z6 z
# \, N" k7 Y, a9 n14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.6 Q p3 {+ K! L1 u. y
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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" h' X. g% P( j7 k% S8 M16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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, ~8 F4 ^$ z ?' L17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.; d4 P1 a' _" U: ~' O
3 @/ i$ K: B6 ?) J- J$ O" _# n f! U18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.0 F1 l2 p/ K2 X' r' i/ A. W$ }
& z* l2 ?; D3 l- R# S c19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.: K7 H) ~1 h9 m/ @8 J
* z+ e4 O! G0 w20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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, V6 i) H6 n! ^' S x0 ]) w8 r21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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- }. d A4 v2 @$ u& ?- q6 c4 E2 @! b22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.# H. V! Q# ?2 G2 {6 o5 C( }) P8 N
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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8 m/ m, y/ F- r* t7 ]* a6 P24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.: c- s: o( W# m& Z1 L4 d
8 R) N! X! D, H1 I25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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