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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...# o4 @+ l0 I n) `8 G
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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& u' X* s8 {! g. l* E) K! w2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.- n$ P. }% q$ \
, B$ }5 @9 ?, P) c; D7 ?3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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1 X; w" f! ^) P1 k" \# m. ~4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.! O( m. r$ s8 Z" q5 h
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.% [# \1 B# K. `( x+ D! D- k
" S; x& w& b! p1 `: Z6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late. h- n" b ?# t) L
8 W7 `5 D7 o4 f) p% w8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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* H/ v* j) \8 V& c# \& a9 {# ]10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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9 F' L2 I( P# D2 ]$ ~+ E12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.) N1 k) z: ^: b2 T+ l3 R
( Z% y- p1 s. W0 V9 m1 N& M14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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5 c4 ]0 a5 U) J2 ~" M15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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& Y. Y. F: L, L' Q! n: b( ?: B4 ]% x, `16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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4 z- t' K1 V+ \& c17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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9 A5 [( L! w- ~, z+ j( b# z18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.: }* j# }! z- ^# K% `" i
% |* q# F* l2 K9 |$ p/ J+ m19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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! {/ _6 c- Z: M$ {% h) V7 q22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.: s6 u, n7 j2 n
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.% V1 ? ?8 c! B M i1 z" k
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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