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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.% k' M; v$ z& s

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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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% V% p9 y1 z+ {6 _1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.1 n# u, l( o4 ]

& L8 J3 @9 S" v. y2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.  ~; z4 j. u, h' ?+ i# a9 [! A# j0 ^

" r& G4 D- E9 o- t) d- O3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.( B$ w) ~/ e$ ~! U3 }# R" j& k

2 {, i+ q- ]) ~5 [5 m! @6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.& B6 @& I6 h8 V- l; Q( p5 o+ ?8 `
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.- J$ Z6 ~9 _3 t1 _
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.. B: u, E3 o* F& m0 v- w
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy." p+ m/ k: ], Y7 r% g

8 H( J" M" B  b1 c& @' d11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.% a& R9 y* |/ p# J# a' J

2 T" {* M- N2 p12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.% m6 b+ z! N. g, W; }2 H0 g
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.' M9 G. c% C3 w& C' U, ]- S
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.! ~, z  S0 C# T1 F3 w* A

3 [  U5 H1 D) \1 V. z4 t; P! t19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.# y) x. k/ H$ k# V

& p$ s: e; K% K7 s" Y! s3 H3 o21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.0 |6 Z" I; O4 T+ W6 l' b1 {5 S

, Z) z- b" t% I3 \. I  I- Z% w4 Z22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.* L9 r- k+ X" B- P

) Z$ C6 o" }4 G! R0 d24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.: M1 C; B0 F# J9 _6 e: B) k7 Y5 O
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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发表于 2008-11-28 16:10 | 显示全部楼层
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