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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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# e: r8 U" T$ c8 J0 A/ R2 e" ^! F/ m4 O1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.5 W: G8 l7 ?2 |7 y, e! ?3 ^+ e
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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( A! o5 i# X2 \, [9 }0 e) M1 G4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.' X* Y4 W: G: O( h0 L
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.6 W' G& ^# U6 } V2 `" l- R
- G& t* v) J; B8 `( L& v1 r6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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% J) r- _' |3 x- q/ G7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.. Q( k/ L" \0 g. g& {
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.% `7 Q$ z& q, y* F. r: U& U4 {
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.0 M& t) p2 N+ b: I' ]
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy. D+ |$ W* ?6 [2 ~
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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, W" I* h3 n7 L s1 `14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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& {+ ?) y# m* x% Z; R$ }15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.# Y& G! j4 F# ~- Z8 E. _
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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5 B5 t/ q. H8 g! W' l0 e9 _0 p; W17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.( U# b( K. e% u: r3 G
; U! N! [% x% C s g0 P9 J18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.4 ~- e9 s4 n0 X0 Y3 R; b( L
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.: D; u" T3 C2 h1 }% x' }
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; }# O. Q" Q; V1 R+ \21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.6 F8 ]1 S: U* ]( I; _ V \
4 T5 E h2 p- a9 v. p( d22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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& a2 \( _5 J# j+ Q23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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) ]+ w/ w1 f9 b24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.; ^* J% b; V$ Y
c3 J `3 e3 d1 y; j1 @25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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