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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...  v% K# p2 u, z
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.0 K; O5 S( I  Y) d

1 S. j/ L, y; x+ t  h( U' j2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.7 }. @: T- [0 l; a8 t' \9 z3 g2 {
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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! I3 I: n$ \" t, n4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.. W; S2 L$ k1 {: p( ~5 _

9 o' |) x8 u  ~0 W/ `/ x, m, Y7 q5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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+ m5 _- H' x  G$ C; m1 {& A6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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6 w; k6 K; J( \& k4 `" S7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.$ o- O$ r; ]) v2 ~

% @* M( d# m- c6 q9 }/ N! ^8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.; R+ S7 T$ y" \0 m

8 J+ C4 @: E: D2 D* M% X& V# D10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.$ f6 k# |; j  t2 ?9 q
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence." T" ?- g) q: m- Y1 X$ [7 @

# U' B( w$ Y7 H12.) Super glue is forever.
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; d  L& f5 Y3 v$ A8 b  m' O13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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/ `' B+ Q6 Q) ~& j, Y4 D. A15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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* o! V( x# ?1 L16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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! G: `! c, v' [& r5 ^7 b17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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! Q0 T( [' J) a8 H) R  r& e; N$ ~18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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: I9 g9 i+ u: K* ~- O. N( |20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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: u( V+ n( @4 Z* a5 Q- f. D23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.$ b+ s& f+ d. r) [* ?# `% c/ r

- B8 D. z  ^6 ]3 t24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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2 q; ?7 V6 ]% B4 l* d2 P; e25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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发表于 2008-11-28 16:10 | 显示全部楼层

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