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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.6 V }1 T9 f4 J
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.% U( Q5 H+ T1 I/ O/ n; H7 _$ p& d
$ y: y+ Y7 n/ F3 ` N! o6 ~( f3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.+ R, M: d; I; E9 T, l, ?
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.% T+ G' H) o6 F1 b
9 h1 q; r0 ~' i) S/ B, d6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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' |, O1 P: L0 m5 ~$ H: s7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late./ n, A( P$ e9 l& H" @& c
+ [" o, \9 ^" E& {- i8 H! I- O# x7 ^8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.$ O* N" d$ N5 G" T$ q. [+ B) Q
' R* _ f3 N! m10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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" v) C* a9 z( v& b12.) Super glue is forever.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.) }, w) z5 d8 C
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" ]: K; n1 N, k+ A9 M17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.3 o! N) V# v3 _# A3 f8 _
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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/ s1 ?9 ~2 G; E& i( M7 f21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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" X2 {! T5 K" R& T22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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5 }( O" N. W5 ^24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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