Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

Why boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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. V3 k+ V( ^5 G# R1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

3 n; f2 Y" m8 \+ c! H4 G6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

# X: ^8 u1 b# r/ d7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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5 \5 U. U  [0 s* k4 s8 {) g5 r9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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7 a- J, O# [& b% z0 S10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

, E) e# w1 f$ y! o14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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% \1 I( F" `8 ~, l! g( B6 L$ e16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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% w/ q2 z3 q" }3 [18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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5 I( {1 H& P( w$ P19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

( w' N$ ^0 x. e: F) v" x: S24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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* t3 i( P& a4 ^, k5 `# u1 E1 y25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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