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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.* A4 _+ c( Y/ z& A* o9 X# e% O4 x! d
6 l4 a5 L6 j0 {2 u6 k2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.* {6 T4 q* S3 M
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.7 X1 j' Z4 Q9 {5 h, O6 X: y
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.6 M- c( f- q0 v& l. p! ?- ]
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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- w2 T4 v- G1 X8 T* y$ U9 x- q6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.+ }3 f% g1 q7 L, I9 K) G
1 |' K6 j8 | g: ^5 a: g8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.- |" ^4 W& o# N- f9 V, _ O6 J: H# @
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.0 P* b5 J- B6 }/ o
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12.) Super glue is forever.8 | w- K4 m( P4 }4 u( E+ r
6 `% e' B+ m( X13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.2 g0 O2 @& E6 k% v: C
?8 N5 r/ {6 h$ \. N15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.0 x- Z' U& T8 b
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.& S1 j3 j6 E+ {2 Z0 m/ d% @
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% O) T% }$ _0 K* h( k19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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& j3 |0 _% r* e( k1 a21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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. \' k( ^4 C' B1 E" Q/ C22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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' g* g& J5 W9 G+ P( U8 ]23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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. K& @8 G0 a, Y24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.# x+ [9 v% F) ^' P9 L1 }" T$ y3 ]
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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