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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like.... u: W7 o+ M% q. k) y, m9 j( {$ Y
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) H" F! p! t4 n1 B3 C7 e5 |1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.7 J3 J+ d6 _; [$ s3 C$ J; H0 f3 ?
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant./ e+ a' h6 T* d7 e
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.$ i- I5 \9 B! `, U: Q+ E
8 p) ^; v N. S1 }6 X& p5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.3 x' |2 J2 ]0 |! v
$ S W" a$ V" s; l9 l: y6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8 }% d+ y0 W/ g( J2 _# h9 S8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.6 |7 B. d0 n6 O& [/ @
, D O- F1 O# J5 s/ Q9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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6 k/ G- l3 v' N( P- Z11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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4 q& N9 D8 b+ ^, _% H" t12.) Super glue is forever.! T* q7 j2 ]- c4 M, H
: G0 N* @, \+ ]# p; h& I; Y4 _8 c13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.) F, E7 i; b( [% I8 S4 p3 I1 r( ^
4 L( y3 f5 f E8 H( {; {. l, y% x15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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' Q: x7 c- v+ ^7 g5 K }! u17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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- L# q4 Y5 y3 Y4 `18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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8 P/ ?+ t9 _3 a4 }6 _& w" P19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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3 n1 D0 o. x% a1 q; N22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.1 |0 O" f* s( m3 Y! l( [+ c
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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