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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...1 y# _) t3 x6 U6 @3 I# x! V' x- p
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! M" M6 j) U: K7 v& V z1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.# w/ V# k4 t+ s
! o8 ~7 O1 f. f& i/ {/ L1 e. G2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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0 h4 F n: Z9 J, Y+ H; t* J3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.; c6 V8 E) q5 A4 t6 S; z
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.0 u6 U1 C/ @5 x) }: X
4 ^; i* M2 P# q( f' K+ t8 w! v5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.8 l" a( W# O) f3 S
% w0 a* c7 C* @6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.; j+ e* V5 } x0 |) C* q+ J
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.$ k9 y' d5 @8 o1 f1 w$ s' k
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.+ V; m+ @4 }. [, Q$ p
% A J/ G2 F' o7 L' A7 R13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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: [* ?" u' F# T+ ?14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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' c$ L8 Q2 ]2 j' \+ C15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes./ L1 Y! d4 e3 [) l. K
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.3 X0 b* H. W, @( u1 h
* Y4 x- ~7 O8 j G0 @) P18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.0 ~0 ?3 T- q, {: L/ T* p+ ^9 [
9 b" Y/ B3 c! z5 ^19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.' ?" ]9 N% y) T& m
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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" P' Z6 l# z" B* \/ D22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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+ u, }2 `. c- Y7 W5 ^9 K; ~2 S' A23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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! k# d* s& M) d* T- }6 O25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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