Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

Why boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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0 l" D$ J. n  R3 L9 k# R( k1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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6 C. f3 c& s0 S' S% V/ g& l2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

  S% _$ x9 e7 T& Z4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5 `0 T! I- O( e& a" w/ ]5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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  b4 J/ f4 j1 W; W7 B; z5 t6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

0 c3 X9 ~& p4 ?* s" t% H4 M7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

  G- G% v0 {6 m$ P10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

9 u. F; C' X: a11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

4 P0 L  C" @0 {: n, s8 i12.) Super glue is forever.

) S) f$ H3 f- X  F  _8 ~13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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" k3 {' }, M; p' p# g1 B17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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/ W% h; w  C% G19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

5 [2 B# N1 M, ^: O% [* }3 T22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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7 k5 P2 J" u3 H7 g1 F& h8 W! l24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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