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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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k# C% `( {4 {) O T2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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2 M% I) t& b' ?* y6 Z4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.: D7 a! I( Z7 n1 P4 A# G
$ |) g2 r& I2 Z3 `6 {9 X5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.! N# A5 e1 I, C9 V; _3 A
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.$ O, y3 D7 ]& r$ a7 b% b# [2 k9 Y; k) m. ~
6 C3 } O9 \" x. V+ D, n8 k2 w8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.9 l6 P; z2 Z8 P5 r- ~2 U* I
F2 r/ }$ y) W* u5 g) y8 s9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.5 `( @! Q/ ]6 H. [4 K
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5 P7 d; v" P. f) e1 l9 `2 }11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.8 q( Y G# [6 f0 R! s
/ G: O4 J; V+ T, u {12.) Super glue is forever.1 q( x* z0 d, Q2 o k. S
$ Z: L+ q3 G$ S13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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0 k8 U3 v* c9 A) @14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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* s7 V; g4 s/ `% M15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.( g X& Z0 l4 C2 i ^
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.4 D) {1 Q6 B o U% n1 N
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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! o/ m5 D9 f0 G5 h' X2 _20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.7 ?( F$ p4 Z4 h4 u
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy., w8 a, H2 J9 O
9 A. \! h4 \8 n; F' u2 Y4 u3 [23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.2 w, ~" N" C3 Y# r- E( u
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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7 W3 J2 ]+ a5 E: z25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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