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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...- x5 Z7 r0 b3 A8 e: H7 |
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: P( l1 O Y" \% p) W( V4 _# @1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. j9 _0 l5 t. c
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.0 X4 ^) O, ]' u J0 Z# v m
* R/ @9 S! A' n; ?3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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+ S' n6 c- x9 F/ ]/ |4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.4 k5 x+ f1 i n- ~3 d9 G" c9 R
: `; i3 g' \2 K# | V6 F6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.2 p0 o/ r# Q1 w! D6 y& R' S
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.3 X* E9 W/ h6 ]
$ N3 a0 l/ J0 N& l9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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9 L5 B N" p: c5 _8 I10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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9 i/ W7 n: {2 B* n' s) F; D6 t& o12.) Super glue is forever., F* p: g7 d* r2 h' ]7 h' U
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do. z& y0 \+ T1 B
+ [) @6 t1 G' n, k4 I16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes." J/ d1 T4 Y0 t3 m' f, h
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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A- ^8 j6 j$ S5 p ^18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.- Y/ I# |) |6 p$ a4 H
4 x% q# W# p: l19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens. W, W7 \7 |" h0 F+ D
s5 b7 b5 V V/ n+ t20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.5 u4 @5 i' F" ?# d: E5 [1 U3 y
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.7 w+ |! d# N9 {1 M, A+ D: a4 k6 k
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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5 w7 V9 P# M& {% t1 l2 ~2 A: x1 L25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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