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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...( K! C. h. ]! A" H" e; F
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* u0 u0 |: V3 {1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.- B; O9 z/ D2 j: B- s9 J3 A- {
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.4 ?. n* \" W* \" H3 `0 o! W
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.# t" v9 D* B V! O- K, Z
9 n) w& C: ^5 ~# n* ]. p4 F4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.+ s% C" B3 a- C! q. \3 |5 T
Q2 P. a4 @1 u" k" ~& M, r5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.% W8 y7 t. ]& L$ ?' s) E
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.. d# A4 S( c4 j) j
' e! B0 X' c# z+ S2 r) ?0 `7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.& I5 O% i& V/ G& Y; z+ h$ } n
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.! Q% B4 S7 {. w2 ]$ O2 s0 ]
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12.) Super glue is forever.& [7 P6 ]! P0 Q# h, K% X3 o
0 S- i8 C1 M) v8 V% a/ b13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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- R3 Y/ e: t/ }3 g- [1 W# {0 s14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.0 R) K' k/ b: r, T3 C {
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.; u6 z' S2 i3 k: f; e; R; n
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9 c# u8 O: Z: o17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.! ^* u0 z- ~* E8 f1 p
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.8 j( \5 |( {4 ?% s7 I
) Z0 [# N& }& Z3 \# G3 H6 T21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.5 U$ G" \1 \, N) m1 a
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.0 g3 z" \7 \/ B) I; [, u* B
" K% f) q2 j0 [- n- G24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.% Y/ D% i1 N! I8 ]* k9 S# g
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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