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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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9 G3 ~6 j5 Y: n0 {$ N1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.# L0 @! t0 w, P6 ^' l/ J9 @
' D2 l, G: m6 n0 Q$ U) j; U- g9 p6 ~3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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) [; i) h6 O9 P8 |& [* P5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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! E( s3 ]& T" S1 Q1 N7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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; `' S% Z) \. \- ~9 N8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.( v' X3 ~, D4 \3 o, }: W# [
! v2 y, E e6 o$ a) l1 y+ |( v9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.5 E1 u% n% D/ A1 A: ]
" b: y: @8 Q9 @# _6 O10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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- c0 Z! c0 a w/ V$ @; s9 y11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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' a( V3 ]0 t u# B/ h* L. |4 b12.) Super glue is forever.
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0 A& E6 ^2 \9 f- A* B) |1 m! y9 J13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.( \: \( ~3 T# Z, D& r5 ]! [
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.& ], Z; d( V5 F) ]( D) _# S
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.& _: w" b1 b- g% b. U
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.' V t2 ?# J2 f+ |2 y" e
0 ]; L6 A9 C5 S; |7 X6 p19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.4 h9 }, }- s/ x7 u
9 x3 @1 }. [: \( W; U1 ~0 q20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time." n( q& H8 c( [4 \
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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x' w9 V- m% b' b4 T* B22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.5 k/ ~- [* P; m& m1 u" g0 l' _
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids. Q8 j2 C+ p( r" z! H' ?4 @
0 \- ]3 O" i6 S m/ a) x25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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