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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.' q1 j: F0 ~2 w
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.% G! X2 I5 b {% ?) L* x
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room., z8 d Z( U9 e% d
8 s& J" W: h* Y- c% h% |5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.: Y. P. L, I' A& {/ j7 m0 E$ o
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late. |9 P! U' f4 f5 L+ @. }
: ?, e- Z* I4 w: X6 i0 F8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.: [+ n# ]+ N/ O# M/ l' N
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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" |' A/ d- S: ~10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.: F. b9 E+ \1 u H
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12.) Super glue is forever.3 K3 d/ S7 S( N) {# K
6 }) C) ?: U& f8 U6 I& q13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.8 M4 d6 h7 H1 d! E
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.- i) Z$ s; [% `( f+ [- j6 u/ Q
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.( j$ E- T6 }/ [
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.5 l9 ]; P; N& S8 k$ l/ D
1 k9 r3 R# F8 m: Y4 `18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.$ h3 g- T4 P" G& V* M: i
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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' d4 s' r. p B0 O4 h) m1 c22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.1 B4 T% g) p- n+ |* T* p- w( r* `. C
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.6 s/ k7 A: Y) I+ Z y9 L d
1 _4 b" B* u# s3 L* U8 }. j4 |24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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9 \ S, r! T( e3 D( g" ?0 X3 V( J3 T25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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