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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.2 V% S  H) U0 z& v/ n

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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...- q3 O. X. U! @: F
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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1 m% w" j# r4 T! D! x2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.+ e! p1 H* S; s) }) Z6 K6 n- W

0 M% F$ d0 d; J! G, B8 a3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room., v* a+ u7 e. g4 R% V$ x
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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8 Y5 {# {0 l) t, ]9 y6 w$ k6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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3 g2 Z& Y+ z+ d, ?, P7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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* ~( o% e7 N+ g4 c, O  }8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.2 J( D) U1 Y7 V# |

' l5 B6 u* Q; i( j& U) m& M9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.) }  M% q" d/ G/ m& C
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.+ O- k& [* W/ G8 C

* G) G8 U( M. B0 D; x11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.; c* v) ]$ v: A6 _0 p+ n, d/ L

9 O7 u( p, F: V4 E5 D$ G8 x2 j13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.1 R8 C: e3 W* _9 \& O6 X, Q+ b
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.7 a! W$ t; L" K; K) Y

1 @9 i& r; b, v16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.% H- G& ]) X" s+ R% h
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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" Y- ]* M; w# G  b, w21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.4 m' ]: k. e2 J2 l  ?! P! r. p

+ H! K, y7 f( [3 }0 t& c22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.4 }4 R3 H: W* `

. x2 ]7 `/ O2 Q4 U& g8 r+ I: @7 \23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.- P0 L/ F8 D  U  q
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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