Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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7 r3 b3 t) A9 k; f/ M0 I+ q3 e1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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# @6 v! @+ o0 J1 p. u: G$ E2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

( l; x" B8 j; B9 q3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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) W1 Y; @" f6 Z0 S5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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2 `' l' \. i# f0 H6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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( k" L# p: B  K* I) ~1 z4 U" R10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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7 a$ W: F5 i" x13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

* \7 t5 j( u5 L) A1 j14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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# W* L! \6 s" U8 K' m* Q' i1 l5 D17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

! _9 U- b$ H- W' G19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

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3 @5 ?0 k. f( I22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

' P6 z( K- V$ }23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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' e( @4 S& _1 {25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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