Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

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; a( E8 p. G: ]$ B1 M3 A1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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+ V2 e/ ~. i1 Q3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

7 z3 ^0 @2 v2 u2 Y: t9 F* a$ F2 _+ m5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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5 _" ^' L; u* J/ ?" P, c6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

4 v& T' S7 T: M( p) A5 k7 ]. L8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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+ I' h( c5 h! e9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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5 O* w* R1 Q( u10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

! n0 {( g7 {: F4 G, r4 o11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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  Y0 h+ [# W9 J. d3 e+ n13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

/ l5 P6 C8 f! p0 v14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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8 B& @, p; ?# B1 K" M# z' O* X15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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9 y* O: U! a1 v" m3 V5 v16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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; l+ D$ j( D9 d2 h" }17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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/ H) S* Q2 [8 D4 E19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

8 l& \+ i+ x4 c0 G21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

' j6 e  n7 y* V+ X1 ^8 p22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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8 K, a/ }6 P  e$ r+ g7 n* j  Q23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

$ A, @5 o% N) S0 Y, Z24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

; x/ e2 e1 w) c/ C6 o: e  W25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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