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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...: _) I% L2 c) c, c m4 ]' Q2 A
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3 o* o% B& B" d# G+ L$ a0 k; W1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.' j0 Z( r. i; M
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room./ i8 y5 E7 e! z3 Y- F* I; N& M* H
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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4 c1 M* y8 g6 C0 j5 e6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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& h" r4 D0 f% M: r. {0 X% }8 t8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9 }4 }* T: Q$ d* g* V; r4 w0 ~9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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& u4 S4 u' |' G1 p10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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* ] V; N/ D8 s$ E12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water./ i- S% H+ P: e
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.5 r' F# M3 J) j; r6 H& k' D, s
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.) I0 m( U# R# {) J" M) T3 l) Q; F
: @ d+ f3 d3 Z6 V3 R16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes." s- Q! `- s I
+ P! Z- D7 M( b+ X5 h17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.4 s x6 B# Y% e( R: c, t! V
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.# W/ y. k' D* @' Q. H
4 [' t. S3 N$ J* ^0 Y19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.$ y, T4 f7 Y; I1 ~6 k
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.+ }+ J+ C$ q! R1 T* _& f v
7 ^" r8 s% [# C; v/ p& ?2 N* _21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.0 U" k" Z7 l0 Y/ U' S
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5 ~- E. { M7 p# N. W7 f7 w. E r# }% l24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.2 y/ i9 g5 J9 j) |3 T8 w9 ~
5 C$ A0 D4 i6 t25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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