Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

Why boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...


  b# G+ d- ^0 P% W1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

* i. V6 [" P3 l# Q- Y3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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+ J( K- D7 C6 \) `0 @; W9 o2 B4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

) i1 ]# Z( _4 K  r5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

" Z& R1 p: V: f) f# V* ]+ ^3 l8 }8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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3 y) w$ i! G7 f( u! z) W5 N3 e9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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4 x8 b: C* M9 X9 d0 K7 f11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

) c$ J" a: v) [# g1 G12.) Super glue is forever.

" G* h0 p1 W1 u& Q2 s6 a7 `! w13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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4 Q% K  |7 X* _/ x$ c16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

6 o; |7 V  n; o  v$ F% b6 k1 i17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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) U, d  k0 y% v9 m# g9 w$ c18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

4 j# x6 Y. V) e/ ~$ E; X19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

2 q& g* D  X* y20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

+ x9 V7 M0 t6 T4 L9 D$ z21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

6 W4 H- w' Q- I# O' h' ]3 N22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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% N0 C0 n* {9 A7 r23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

: m8 |' f  X$ J25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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