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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like..., \) e! f X: e% K, i
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, R4 T! R; y# W: U: d' E1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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% W& P8 ]# H" y- }7 S2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.6 u- M( t5 L8 B8 \3 P
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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. ]1 i8 n: f. e' T7 I4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.7 l+ B( p! u7 O: t( V- G3 y
7 v, ?; `' G! }& }6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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; {/ y4 D; q8 k. l8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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3 t' j2 {2 L$ E* b z9 E* ~" n9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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: k1 g8 _+ a/ M: k10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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4 n- z/ G4 Q# j/ E. g4 K& n m3 D12.) Super glue is forever.3 ]1 X9 J! f1 J: y
6 ^+ l# K1 ^9 b2 G. B13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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1 ] m) z ?( U$ [5 K- l6 ?14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.! E' T' [ r) ]$ z3 M! \7 S+ u
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.* t+ y& v& ~! |( w# A
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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% M2 _% l/ R0 s: F9 x- `! Z X18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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1 [* }! R8 q; w9 D2 C( T, y19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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( M4 @2 G T( ]) \20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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3 Q' u4 a# ~ [3 Z21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.( k0 T7 X2 K7 e2 X
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.8 p- a: b9 k# z9 [3 M7 ?" P. f
1 j% H+ B7 w2 Y25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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