 鲜花( 1394)  鸡蛋( 16)
|
楼主 |
发表于 2008-11-28 15:50
|
显示全部楼层
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like..., W9 ~6 b7 ]8 _% F9 B% q( |
7 P4 R) Z$ {; K" y- e( w* z
9 T9 A- S$ ]- n( F5 ~7 p# ^1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
0 I, {, l0 s. q: r* W3 A% N' B, i9 A
2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite., y# K% s: N w$ o% ]
2 r" K7 |2 U+ f' `* H
3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.! N" n4 ]3 g/ L
1 f+ T+ H& Z. L/ c# G- G
4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
1 V5 n z' y; @
, b' H; J6 A, O) d. o# T5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.. }, G" c8 S$ K
0 ^: [# @: J7 Z1 x0 Q/ Y8 ?
6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.# G) G* b5 B. }
4 K4 A% `% n3 O: r0 M$ w
7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.2 O1 ]" G( v& ^. X. z
$ `3 u8 W# {* |$ Q8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.. o* ~0 w7 M7 j' `1 o C$ `) K
" I0 d) `7 m; ]/ P9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.& a0 @+ a# y; M7 Y# g
% h/ f7 v/ _2 }$ {8 e- U% {
10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
* `4 Z$ k9 |) j4 p, w; ?5 G8 G/ a9 `3 b
* r( x, b1 M5 a4 j11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
3 r; \9 }6 N7 W5 u0 f% d
2 d, Y" J* t) V) r5 [8 A12.) Super glue is forever.
# W% X4 Z6 {* D3 l. ^
: H1 ~: U2 m- R: @: d3 ?13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
- ^, r( m, e: V9 F& r% O* f) U' M! {% `
14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.* `# S% r6 K; f3 x+ p% Z& V
! p9 ?/ H. i- q6 m! R15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
1 ~0 R* U" q% C
6 i4 n. |1 c4 j16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
7 |6 t: Y; u/ H6 z* q7 Y/ n. P% j) h q; v
17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.# F( R' S; A5 s, ~
- ?6 `1 F- z1 w$ {( s/ [, H18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.. Z. X9 a& `6 `$ {% w
* d8 c" q6 e2 {; m$ `
19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
/ [. @+ o$ h& Y. b
1 e' U6 u# D; t0 u0 E' i. ~+ X" k20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.* L/ d/ O6 \4 e2 t/ v/ L. `
$ u/ _5 |) ^! V' g% l1 `
21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy." l4 \" V" y) t8 f
! \' F' l$ K! H) Q- N! t$ Q! K- V
22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
Z; O. H" c* T( c& P# Y' r9 q1 }% d4 q% C0 W& T9 r2 \4 _ r- n
23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.; p* z8 I+ a( K- V( X# v
$ e& G0 y3 a* T* ?( l1 [) u24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
# f6 q8 I; U# w, W4 H1 J
) D C; I) k1 m5 r) U25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-11-28 15:46
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2008-11-28 16:10
2 a- }2 K _9 p1 {9 j U5 m, Z