Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

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% U" X4 Y0 A9 K+ |/ t1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

1 ^+ v' d. m9 O1 ~! o3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

4 i1 O8 M' e* A, t5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

% Q9 s- q0 g5 M2 s: Z- s6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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" Z" W0 Y- L' m8 R7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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7 I' V' U- N7 }, M! ~/ n8 {3 A0 l9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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8 ^% L6 v* M7 V, I10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.

& O! U+ q/ U, r+ Q" Z, t8 c0 u13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

2 f, f& r/ \) M7 Y& Q. ]% W14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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2 M! ~) F/ D6 Z, ]* E- W$ ?. Z1 M9 J" P15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

, c; B8 r$ b: _! `% s7 {16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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9 ~0 L8 b% ]8 T- h7 H6 @17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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& v! t6 q; F" S) s6 H4 v19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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5 w) T. u1 j0 ~! S21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

1 r- x& M! \8 ~& @# x& y23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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7 G2 ]5 C, a1 H1 m" f* h25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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