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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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3 e3 I$ t. Z8 m+ N d1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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8 |" v* q5 d4 F+ e/ P' G9 X2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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0 e' x1 V2 ? }0 @8 ?3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.& J) p: p+ j6 G4 D- |% d
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.( |/ K, u* W4 t3 b
, A( q! q. y! |: w5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way." B9 k; D/ F8 o4 a9 U' p& s
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.: ?1 F( w# m/ P5 I# f
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.2 j' v0 I) [- W4 Y6 ?9 {" G$ x) s
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.8 M" N0 g! [$ {& x2 p8 \
/ T7 ]7 e5 \- w* {- [13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.9 J& f# V7 X7 x+ ]
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is./ s* T# \) X; U- H" R
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens./ c! m$ E7 o) ]" I
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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1 e5 r: G q4 R( H21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy." T2 v7 a. B2 K# s5 c
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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- y" ]/ d/ k1 C23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.0 ]- ?4 H9 ~! Y% D
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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; M' S- s' i& m- U$ C* [8 r |25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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