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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...* \( ^3 i8 x. H+ e% e
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.+ E3 Q" o. h1 |6 t$ e" h5 Z+ r
: a) ?; D' j6 I) Y9 H+ `! P0 c2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.7 f( a3 g0 [ f( |/ g d/ B6 D- ?
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.* z: k' _7 A. ?0 L* Z
9 {3 S( ?) j# ]; {& t0 p1 b5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.# `6 g: E% X1 b- g: ^
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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+ _4 o2 D. g: ]9 A2 t }. w8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.* r/ Y( G7 K! e. M$ Y! w) a; G
9 v) R0 X$ z$ e* R7 w: Z1 K5 C9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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6 [; a% F! ?; h! @/ _11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.# b; `- [/ g$ L4 a
D6 H6 J+ K2 U" O# {14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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' f; p' ^+ X# z$ U6 f: ]15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.2 d' W3 Y. q# s. }0 v- ?" [8 S6 S
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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9 o! F/ M3 [3 t4 S; \17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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1 R8 J) C& B B( R18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.; ~% c2 |; F8 s$ D2 X3 S: x4 l9 _
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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. d' b% j4 x, Y! z22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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( ^# t4 q4 ]$ P1 X: G23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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1 a6 F c) C6 M# P24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.8 @( t4 A1 p" s0 `& {& Z
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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