Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

Why boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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8 @2 D0 u) T9 F- M2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

) s7 _2 E# ^/ A/ _. V6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

3 @( Y' M$ `/ I3 R( s7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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2 J9 H" i7 n) j) q. m5 {# W0 Q9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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# G; z/ D( M( O11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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) ^1 R& g! Z( j( ?12.) Super glue is forever.

% R& y7 X! I, u6 J: h9 E( s13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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- V& d8 r, e' x! F" \% ]7 k17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

3 d! ?7 w) ]- ]* c5 T19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

  B( k! l; [5 Q7 @22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

8 e1 L( W7 M3 c( S( g- Q/ N3 y# I23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

2 ^) \5 K, g* j0 {- P$ H( l& m24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

' `! X8 e6 |8 z/ B$ _8 ~25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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