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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...3 [* d5 x; y$ M" B
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.8 i7 r2 h% ?- y' P2 c
4 _ ^% O* i- T2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.; H/ I% q" K0 v% H" `
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. w1 Y2 t4 f: Q
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.9 U( l B* u/ @4 B; i3 C5 O
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.' |1 \* _; w2 C9 p
( w3 K; z# \ j# H r; \7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.& g! J$ a6 w+ Y$ N2 o6 B
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.) j' M! F& i* X: F4 J! X) R8 g3 R
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.$ ?! x0 N* s6 Q# L8 {- d+ w
6 V2 n9 d& U$ ` C' O6 s12.) Super glue is forever.; N/ [. C1 _9 ~ w3 `; D
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.. t! y3 g9 j/ [; Q
V6 e. l( v6 }8 O7 l' j! m" B& y14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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3 Z# w* F5 H3 Z! j4 c/ K/ |8 U3 o" L15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.- u' a+ h X5 @( R: a: c2 Q# @5 _$ A
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.; ?7 I5 D; {( Z5 Z' J8 F
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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; O; [) k0 C* X8 C5 ~3 C18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is." X1 s- z/ w0 j# u: _7 c
% J" \, T+ I- B; O+ s; X: G19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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n/ m: o. y' D' ~& ?( ?& T; q- a* L20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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: y' B$ ]9 Y! {8 L6 `) t21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy. G4 I% n- t: Z- ~! s- @! O: ]
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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