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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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/ y2 k0 t* |: k5 z/ D1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.0 G' a" o0 l6 _' Z" [" J
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* O5 J9 D- u T& P4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.7 n& [, b1 s0 H, v9 O
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.- k, h6 P8 c: F( n' @; t- J; d
2 k) s; I1 Q# R0 o6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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5 s7 `8 u* _, G- t; C7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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0 X8 M* E* Z1 z# ~1 V/ n5 \: a8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.7 W# {. D. }: z9 b
! D8 U2 `* V1 k. X( T0 }/ ~2 U+ f3 M. A9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.' R7 t+ {( Z: B; D( f0 R
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.# q! ]* _! L9 |
: f' w+ z: j4 @( W3 v14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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7 m3 {! x6 A: L8 Z$ {16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.! |. t1 A6 o, a7 b3 f
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.2 K+ X/ b- ^! R: S$ V
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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0 ?' l# K) t0 J3 s8 ^" c19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.! @* C ?' a9 e& B' ^& r) n+ ~6 Z' j
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F8 w+ U% i, a; E' _$ c9 K! U21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.) U- \8 _( q( {3 d$ o
1 S0 M7 _0 X% {" x22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.# t3 v- |" m! y$ i2 k
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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