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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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0 ?8 l) o; B% p8 j1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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1 h7 ^& ~' H, U8 U1 @2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.4 s$ _9 a* X1 m
9 D& b! K. K2 V' Y+ J% D7 X3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.1 K8 W. y p* X& t6 u
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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! Q$ T5 w7 I7 w5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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: k- l; X5 I4 M! D! D5 G6 D" y6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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' [! x! S9 Z+ q U7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.% L6 e' A ]" d9 U% H0 H6 w. Y
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1 W3 m3 s' U( E. t0 K9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.8 v2 w, m# O' j( _: L E0 N
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.6 p/ V- T+ y/ V6 l1 P% {( \) T
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.9 H L! i6 S* B, r: h
5 B5 H% v7 p" W% q; F12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.7 F7 S' [# N, A) c6 _8 f
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.6 J6 C% {( Z- }0 U- C) ~# L
4 L. n: e5 Q) k7 G$ D3 O) s; C7 ]16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.9 T& L: E n( e+ ?* E' T
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.4 l D: F2 S. V( }8 T
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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! H r3 M: z, w# o% c9 h, G20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.2 W" V6 [( H3 ~: f# {
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.- v) s3 z* Z7 T o) L
2 ^# v* Y. x3 g* Y; J! |: K7 u: |5 ]23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.( `7 `/ N J* H q* q- R! e/ I: ]
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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- D+ A9 V% i& {8 l Y+ t25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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