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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like..., F6 }, ?8 b1 F
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/ \; U; ^. j+ V4 u% U0 W; x1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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: Q t# n! L1 I5 \- N L2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. E0 G6 ~+ g* S6 W
7 e* v. V! b3 H* n5 \3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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! p# p, M5 H. Y8 |& k6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.2 ~" P# R g& b" q
2 E4 v$ w8 G5 Q' z# {: }, A0 E7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.1 \. y* c, Z8 N0 H$ A: B
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.! W8 J; Y) Q( B1 J9 Z
; V! A5 S3 a8 H( N10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.* Y/ V5 X+ c# y' T+ Y* t
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water., |- m5 N, Q" y8 G: t5 \/ `/ F# G
O* x' w8 w3 B, A& q14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O., P% ~, z/ \7 c4 I3 |' w
0 U- M0 M i7 u15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.- o+ |) _9 h, L% e$ ~5 I+ y
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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V$ ~8 K2 s) P9 x17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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. [2 r( A6 E2 R& M7 u# V18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.; A3 d, k$ U% H# d- s
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.3 i( {7 s1 s' j; A) u. x
$ I! A4 P. m9 m9 Y% e. D' f20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.% Z# F( J) f4 ?' U/ o7 x
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.' g1 M+ K% Z/ H. L) A; m
& A. u' ]9 T" }( I23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy., |4 y5 X9 W( D% p7 E! S- Z5 n
) B3 S0 S( F- Q# K F6 x7 X) X24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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$ n0 _/ C( D+ c6 ~1 y' A- D25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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