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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.6 d. Y. F. o3 B3 f! t, c. Y/ \
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Why boys need parents...
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.: i# ^( S, Q* c9 E3 F9 Q

3 c2 X8 ?! C) S( C. ]2 z) W  f& l2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.6 y! M! V3 u, ?$ i: A% `9 a; T9 |

, c; M# N; Z' L+ T3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.8 Z) o6 q5 Q" p' b6 E! H2 n" A
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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4 X6 i% ?5 K9 c1 r# E5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.. T2 Q; |0 q2 O1 u) b+ y) R

9 B& ?5 Q/ V* L( |' r  i6 D4 b9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.' X8 r2 S! m7 K6 ^6 [3 {& q

2 G8 N5 G( a- h( C9 ^, s1 U11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.+ U8 R9 v3 i8 x- R5 b* B* k- g
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.. f/ S  b+ K7 r# W; e6 a

5 ~- a9 Q# I/ a& b7 W8 x14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.9 L5 m8 B$ V; t6 Y/ ?
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.* L1 g6 B! x1 x" {, X' Q

  l# h# e7 Z# q5 U9 M: m& S17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.: a+ F& J, X% p7 a  q. O8 D

* V" U) N- x6 g21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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6 D1 E2 z2 `& W24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.( z: F$ I  v* C
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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