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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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! ^1 q4 \' }& V5 \5 p# v2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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. c: z9 ~0 }- o2 Z6 \3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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: V# @1 }# R$ d* z! J& m' ~4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.- r2 F' b$ }% T: d; ]
3 c4 \& @2 h) ?5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.6 K% g" g, [5 W7 e1 |
$ k) N* B0 f: M6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.6 s3 h% A" K; W9 U8 o
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late./ S$ d7 m* k, @( ]) d, {: E
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.3 @$ |7 |/ ~$ [6 w6 a7 k$ N
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.* @& h# P$ d2 ]& m: c+ Y( u
6 B* N. B+ J/ V- c10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.* |7 I2 ]# n0 y4 D! K4 S- Z, M. a
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence." L* a! l( R& h
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12.) Super glue is forever.( D9 R) ~- M2 y" ]
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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0 f' m: y* v( I* X+ C14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.3 j% C6 J2 T x+ |
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.: }# ?' k7 {6 M2 U+ h8 b; f& Y; K
; Y, \- s; g1 ]17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.$ w8 J$ K/ Z5 Z
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.: e7 u/ z# D4 ?3 H8 X, l( Y) H& p
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.4 y( ]' c y1 \3 f- K
2 j$ _3 k* a+ R. _ v* f21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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Z# J2 C$ b9 @1 f- i22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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* b3 O0 G+ j$ A2 b7 f- K9 a, }23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.5 o; I. O: k6 e" P) `4 e
8 @) c- C' h4 h* E o25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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