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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like..." B8 e; _0 W6 M1 ?/ Q- W
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b# G+ d- ^0 P% W1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.8 \8 z3 |; E- y6 b" x& i6 ]
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.: H. V1 u+ e6 P7 [( g$ k
* i. V6 [" P3 l# Q- Y3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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+ J( K- D7 C6 \) `0 @; W9 o2 B4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.. d9 ^; a# b' _) A; m8 W
) i1 ]# Z( _4 K r5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.6 T5 t5 L( t" s9 ]) j
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3 y) w$ i! G7 f( u! z) W5 N3 e9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.( r% z* _2 N+ g+ o. X7 g# e# g
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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4 x8 b: C* M9 X9 d0 K7 f11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.2 K6 r5 o: B: R+ d" n' C/ i
) c$ J" a: v) [# g1 G12.) Super glue is forever.( l3 E' B) P6 o @1 I
" G* h0 p1 W1 u& Q2 s6 a7 `! w13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.0 w9 B/ G+ c( x, a; x
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.0 R$ m; j8 K( k! p
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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4 Q% K |7 X* _/ x$ c16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.% K% ] Z; r3 K+ m5 U* Q! p
6 o; |7 V n; o v$ F% b6 k1 i17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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) U, d k0 y% v9 m# g9 w$ c18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.: s- G* W+ n; h" U5 _& H. H8 q4 G4 R' c
4 j# x6 Y. V) e/ ~$ E; X19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.8 s* [ G3 y$ R7 n5 z/ N! \. V4 S* m
2 q& g* D X* y20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.4 H: I/ ^" a% p" J. S- D6 Y; K
+ x9 V7 M0 t6 T4 L9 D$ z21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.9 R! I. Q7 h O/ V
6 W4 H- w' Q- I# O' h' ]3 N22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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% N0 C0 n* {9 A7 r23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.7 ^0 v! a# o8 b$ N2 E2 E
: m8 |' f X$ J25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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