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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...0 W6 v |6 s, C5 @! U* g/ o
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' X r- B+ I' C4 O5 t @6 ~, b1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.8 y6 R2 O' K: v, p( ?5 w
5 E. N1 L5 H# \' f' l% @2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room." C" X) k! R7 w6 D7 x) N
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.# Q9 N1 C; u! k2 X f3 w x3 r2 f6 m# E
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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0 X; Q8 c t/ o. W6 U8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.& ]7 ?" y% O- {( H7 w
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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" R3 J* d6 _4 J% ~, {3 J3 N+ Q10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.7 {, @# l2 ^% U
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.9 {4 ?) L) h% }+ E
* k$ i, s, L. p J- z- U# g12.) Super glue is forever.; g5 |+ m# X6 d* {4 l w: v' l
! R% F: ]3 T4 J# R3 T% p, K13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.9 k( m" ]- W8 n# L' N# M3 O2 J
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.5 b; O5 H5 T* n2 j# w! y
4 X5 j @6 a: x$ s |16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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, Y/ m1 }' d$ L, Q* U; L0 U/ n- n18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.+ K4 ]$ j1 N+ n! B' R: e
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.' G2 J# F, @# r
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.5 {, b$ ]' p, y& @9 u( n: H4 B
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.3 V9 Q8 B% S$ A( \4 _
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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