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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...: v% J% x, k' }, X1 f" ]/ g4 v
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.7 H% g S2 L. x, N% \' F+ ]& ~3 p
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.1 ~% S- ]' }, A6 j" J0 P: X
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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+ q( O- b4 f; A% ^6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.+ f; `. u" U9 G, ]5 s
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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, m4 w, i0 e U% [# I8 O' d% N6 k- H8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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% l; J! D1 b# c( `; Q10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy. T- i$ v: `, Q$ I
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.$ w2 t' f& L4 J. ~% {) i
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.$ }' W4 g1 e9 d* H
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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. o2 a* c, f9 x% B16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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4 R/ k& B7 o5 I! S8 x. j" N. K" F17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.$ V8 e" c/ E: L0 q% B
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.4 B1 x c5 E- v$ f& p/ P7 ~
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.% L( k4 _2 t# E1 g
7 a8 l D9 @& G4 p! w) G# q1 [& u% D22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy., c1 ` J' @" ^6 x; J P3 S# U
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.3 L$ b6 Q, W6 Z4 y M5 y7 O- _
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.0 y7 f' y$ P2 A
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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