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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.. c% h% q' j% B+ @& e5 D

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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...9 i) o8 N* z. b0 }6 q
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.  [2 g7 }* x' z5 R( y7 b  m

* r: _. ^' O- ]! z2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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7 F: D8 F, E: v/ U- g* n: N3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.5 @4 }& V! t5 j) S) Z

3 b' W( s6 Y6 n. }2 f( N: o4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.* w- K+ {$ G- k4 [1 y" g* Z

( u8 A0 E  P. Z$ K! H* A1 W5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.: {* F- s( H( o8 W' j

; y9 W0 r7 ]0 o9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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6 K8 W$ C8 V$ `5 L( s10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.& N& p$ d8 u7 m6 K, T. `5 B  T

! Z& I. L) O3 R, X8 L5 _% T, q# K12.) Super glue is forever.9 V# s. X( w8 g& @/ ^# }
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.7 u1 y% h7 t( z4 ~# A
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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( W2 {' U) p/ d6 G( N9 {15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do., Y2 A8 H) D$ i5 F5 q; [
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving." J# O  ^$ n4 o  r# Y+ k" z

' D; I5 D& X: v. {# u18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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" ]7 ~, A1 g, j6 l19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.$ s, P% f3 o6 I/ X3 ^6 o+ d4 X5 h' `& p+ A

$ a1 A# l/ i" @# v4 |8 a20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time., \: u7 @- e# ]4 N& i% ?8 ?6 v; {

: K7 W( n6 U/ p9 @$ N3 s21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.1 x+ L- k* d0 r# j' O2 n+ L

: F, y* e8 U& a/ X22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy., Z2 i7 J1 x+ a" a0 U

* h) s6 [1 m1 R0 x- I+ }3 e8 _+ q23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.* `  [2 t" U1 K; t2 x. C8 m
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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发表于 2008-11-28 16:10 | 显示全部楼层

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