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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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# P0 k  P' P' D& d' }9 d1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.: o' B( q  w0 H9 n( P% v: {
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4 O5 f! U3 k. k; s) L% _4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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, z+ G2 t6 `$ A6 m- X  B" U5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.$ e3 G* a2 ~3 ]* {1 z$ J

1 u- M2 t2 t+ q/ ]# A) Y6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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) |+ V1 L4 X$ ^5 M+ a, o- B1 c. A7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.6 j: v  q6 z3 v* h3 |* _3 U9 F
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies./ Q5 s+ {" W" R9 R$ r! t

& T" Q9 L2 B( f10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.* Y8 G2 W" W, D1 e
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.& c0 w' a8 s5 b# m7 S& |5 g

8 u7 _# b0 `. X, i* g4 m12.) Super glue is forever.& K' I/ e% m; v& {7 q, \' _
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.8 u/ _7 K( L" ]  Q
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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, p) h5 N. `5 d1 y) I: M15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.# m+ T" m, C' e# d) G

9 ~  h2 H' `! [3 |16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.: w4 H5 n9 }2 r+ n6 G6 S4 K

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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.  g$ T/ R4 N. \, u# p4 B7 `

) w! u& v  N: ?; b& u# d19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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  d- c4 P* d5 z, u20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.9 q7 k+ Q# A3 a4 o7 h0 N) C0 w1 g
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.) l; T! x4 \+ u
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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7 y9 W7 Y- y" I1 p3 g23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.3 \4 ]0 B6 r6 T, m% r& J

1 r: K5 o7 _$ ]7 D, d24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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6 A" q1 v' n( n# {8 X9 u3 J25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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发表于 2008-11-28 16:10 | 显示全部楼层
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