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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...! _8 ^/ K) w6 j! H7 ~. E; W
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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0 X6 v' i4 H: Q& r2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.3 S u+ l% V# [5 P- L. B
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. `7 b# {+ i# G t
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7 a$ O4 \& b/ V' b7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.; v1 _8 w A$ T, C9 Z" o
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.: u& S0 [% X: I
3 n1 w: a0 l! \* @10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence., k: e8 j: v1 v! C; Y O4 ]
& ~. L, ^/ u: z12.) Super glue is forever.
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5 j p$ |2 v0 X13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.$ Y1 l* K+ M, j8 P, v6 V
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.9 L* S4 k# I0 a7 C# y
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.: [2 a: h" _% _; h# E, y0 o
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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2 r) k1 i7 j' c% m+ h4 X18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.0 Y& k$ x7 M) d* Z$ `
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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3 G. k& J7 w# ?( V' _' _22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.: V, [/ x! p N" s" f- l4 Z K$ @
& r1 T# f) C4 t* W' R" U! A23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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( ?3 K. s) K% L24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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