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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.) u# v" H6 s; r# {0 u! ^
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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) C: z* p( r6 A, Y) {1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.% i  @* x* S; w: B1 b

$ v3 x" Q7 n' v3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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7 b5 [& H3 a, ?3 v% H4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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& `; G9 g, f* B, U5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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' y; _+ H7 G" C: Z) ]6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan., i; k9 p( I: W+ h( s
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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6 Y/ w: h. l, E7 Y  V8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.2 l0 _# R9 _+ A- \1 B- |2 x" _5 C# @
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.$ ]- h- W9 u& ^4 R

5 Q% o3 r6 Z+ ~1 I6 k. M* t6 w11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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4 ~' J- a/ t  Z, }& U9 d% W13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.1 o; r) \, [( y* P& j' d: P

6 o1 S# B4 m- Q15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.1 R7 m$ {+ V5 a9 E/ g

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% Q8 S0 n3 Q. g& ]  D17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.& T" z' J0 A; ]
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.7 V" Q1 o7 B6 p8 m

3 E0 }2 [5 p) ]; f! l20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy., `, n0 Z6 C6 `
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.1 F; t$ E: M, e5 ?/ B
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.( z4 H9 Z5 O$ A/ M5 C: h, B; ]
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.: }* O; Y6 F# y& Q, D
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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发表于 2008-11-28 16:10 | 显示全部楼层
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