Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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- d+ ]6 U5 ~* {0 w; ^1 D, U, KWhy boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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- D" q& q' [' O, C1 v. s, @1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2 c% }* B' B+ e5 C2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

" g0 v8 P4 m- j3 W2 n4 v3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

! N6 J0 R( J, p8 O( w( r# `$ D/ |4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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# a  f$ [% R0 D5 B- s7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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( V- ]# X) ^. f9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

2 f/ ]+ w( T. l10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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+ t) F4 q$ y7 i* F. R11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

& @" V8 L" l" a1 F# T: X0 l15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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( F4 T0 g& F2 e! q16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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1 ]. D, x1 ]# v& z6 D3 o20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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% `! Z* b) t5 S! S% i23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

. I  s: U. g7 C  M. G24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

: A8 G9 }3 ]" N25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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