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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...8 Y9 R! j: k6 V2 U, ^! D
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8 h$ U2 b i i1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.3 E' w' A1 v% K0 Y/ C
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.9 Z2 w/ Y. K/ u, F ^
# l# r; i M! k' G, [0 e3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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6 h$ J5 ~- u7 h; U4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.- V5 ~9 @ N3 E \
" V. m2 m! Q% K% d; K- r% b& p5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.: K9 P% s5 |. [ K7 m
4 g* Q# S, L" `5 \6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.9 O( w* U `' e3 y
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.8 i' I7 q1 K# B. y3 b4 w
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.0 n( U# n) U: k* _, u( A
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.( J5 |. [7 l" O
' r" j2 o( }. M" }- x11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.8 Y m' j6 P4 I9 |& O4 S1 ]
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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% @4 m% v/ K- ` X |1 ?! e k14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.2 L+ P! V+ _/ e" t h3 ^
; ]1 _ m2 p. Y$ V* O7 F15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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2 A: c% F8 K0 o2 J16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.5 S7 \' W& |* `0 Z5 U. u4 j& m7 k
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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: P9 ] ~: V5 m- V' C23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.% S2 I9 `& w* a R
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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1 u' W. m3 S' n1 z* j25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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