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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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2 W+ W, K! e7 P: ]9 f, ^5 g+ t1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep./ e% A( Y% J4 i; W
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite., ?/ R; q7 |1 J5 @. E: o
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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. Y8 |5 x7 z7 L$ b2 U/ h5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.! x/ r: ^6 h* m' C/ p9 N
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.1 v c7 c# e9 {4 Z
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.0 C9 f2 q$ f0 n2 m. l" H
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.: U, ]2 A# m6 p1 p/ g4 D0 e' I: H
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.$ O2 S: \ J2 \/ z0 E6 P! Q6 }- d# K
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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# n6 S; O& A+ S8 c' u3 [% S. [15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.0 T0 q4 i( u& a& t/ d3 i W
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving." c: ]2 d* Q$ y% d
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.. Q3 z( G8 c/ ~2 H) W! ~
$ ?5 B5 h$ e. {' p20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time./ g' @, ]/ t" o) P3 i& G0 h2 u1 L
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.' V1 V5 p% R/ w U }' @
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.. K; d4 Q" [8 Y D/ v
+ B/ p/ X1 w3 p8 s24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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5 n7 W X, e. P, r" B( n# Q9 v5 `25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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