Why Boys Need Parents!

老杨

This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...

老杨

老杨

老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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, [: r2 r$ I) y8 V1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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1 @" M) K7 E# C; n, P, ^, @2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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; w3 B/ D( o* c( L5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

; f  ~+ }) _4 z$ U6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

* |5 ^. e1 x4 U- k7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

  v) B* t& q2 M( V4 Y) O8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

7 r' k9 o0 E/ \2 G5 P3 {10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

9 }) e+ F2 N& x0 n* m& l. V11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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. J9 ]( M3 E7 K5 i- }14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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* v, t0 }! d: b& _& Y15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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4 I8 X; p; j5 H; R; j16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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1 ]% z8 p, o- `- m17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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2 ?9 @0 d2 f, Q' D7 o18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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/ H% \8 b: @" `20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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/ |1 J0 x" r/ v/ G- f" [22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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% m) `2 u5 z8 ]5 T; V2 Y# j24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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/ u2 o# D9 A% G% _0 f/ p) J25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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