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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...8 s5 I+ m5 V$ y
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" s( l8 L* E* @& Z3 n1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.3 z: n3 t4 s7 B2 y8 B! I0 ` t4 ^
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.+ l: b* B1 X P2 Q
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late. c# q$ i( _, P* G
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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9 J8 r+ M5 b" {9 G10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.' h1 |, l4 g/ }/ B. i% M* B
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.; o! j" ?( P. s1 @, |; _! R: C
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.% X/ k5 Z* i0 }, Q8 n
$ c) Q9 m* J7 f% r* W14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.& `* _- Q# Z, @8 w4 _
; D; S! c8 N' f2 m15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do./ n: q. ^* s( q! }" k( ]
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.1 a# `* R1 t* c
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.* G- X& [! X: d- P
6 T& {( D0 f* P4 K* |0 w1 C19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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8 m( e& u3 V4 D V0 ?: I# x. J0 {21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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7 `3 a, H3 F, k23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.6 a2 `* i7 @ G# j& E$ i
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.; Y" w, V4 g/ ~ ]
6 ^9 B0 \2 i: _$ ~6 u: K* J25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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