Why Boys Need Parents!

老杨

This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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- }. N  o" g$ ?1 T6 V7 YWhy boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

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2 |$ G, ~" W; @  ]1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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& K9 L3 V- n/ Y6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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2 d1 `; l9 I. `" q6 J$ y11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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+ G5 p- U4 b" t. X7 _/ n* u13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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+ `$ d1 @3 s% h. u' ~0 X+ h14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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8 p1 }' G* R  V16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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; |9 m5 _" f. x0 B. L- K17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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/ Z$ n: W2 [. x# j* Q6 H19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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- i$ k# p, k! j20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

7 c: D3 F2 a5 Z" F5 k2 |# ~21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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8 G# X# T, E" y/ x. h23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

* O5 ~) P. P& F2 P25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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