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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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- g5 x' O) [% c/ F4 @. Q; PWhy boys need parents...
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...* w2 U) u' l. j5 w5 F2 j  q
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.. a9 F: I5 W: y; I7 m

) F, L; h' D. _4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.. n& w. E) }& q4 ]5 J% j2 S4 f

4 Y, h9 w) q  g3 f6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.; E; g" \, C& Z

8 D6 Y2 C: ]1 X8 J# d7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.5 i1 ?2 m" J( y% h3 y- s$ W

4 X2 h. D7 {- \+ @( G/ q$ g9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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- K, w5 z( n2 b4 r6 t  j8 i& N11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.. A& x% k' u) _
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.! p  C; a6 i) U) v

# w8 e0 y/ v0 A/ `; @14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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, z0 X+ k5 P# E% w. z" d% _15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.+ ?" L' r& G' F& ]; X7 N8 R
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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% Z" n; w" I+ p! j& j/ j: l3 l18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.  z" |" {. B  y2 u& ^# T, d
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.; A! b  z0 f' w
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.! L" h4 |0 c8 f6 x0 T
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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