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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...2 b1 r) d; H! R# t8 b
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& i7 [9 G9 o1 h1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.0 C2 w: [2 g3 T
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.; @1 ?2 G& u) z2 U0 T0 }
6 T2 l d/ b8 v$ d" z4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.6 @% J, u* y% _/ `
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.' {5 F9 D S! |6 P2 T0 \
! x( E/ B$ @) G0 L+ X" n" z6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.8 C9 A8 F% q( ?2 n6 V# a
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.: m4 F/ I( A3 u9 S& ~
" K" M0 E5 K% Y! \: U8 S5 h9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.) Q8 ^* | V8 w K9 I
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12.) Super glue is forever., r- D* r7 e7 x
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.6 D- U* w' ]% D. r. K3 a
6 C( h( m3 x+ x/ A16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.$ R0 r* ?" ]) E' x
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.1 W% Z. p' M5 D/ Q
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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7 b: [2 h |' S: U, a& a19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.4 b# g4 B8 B+ o. g7 U# g; k
8 e" C J6 V# K; s21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.0 l: b. t9 [5 N* S- o
/ `# e/ C2 v! l1 ^; Q, `- _22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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$ s' F, g& }5 j' F& Y8 c24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.3 |0 R7 G( F+ H1 R
$ \, |3 K5 f2 `25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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