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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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$ {# K6 r% l X# f7 b8 M1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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* J; v/ b7 V2 d9 _5 o! Z% P2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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$ S0 I& P5 C$ e' d) V" m% [3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room." W, Y% x( W+ B& |, j/ w: R9 B
8 D5 g* l+ C8 }5 X. h$ K5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.1 R/ r! Y' Y/ W' ^
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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% `' K6 L7 f7 q4 n% H& L" _+ _8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.3 B) X$ I. g3 t6 W0 @) z* \4 d. o
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.$ g" }. Y2 G# R* b/ ]
, ~: b7 H! w1 c. a7 g. |11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.1 e3 K. m! _+ r
5 |2 @- ^: O7 i: v2 v6 D12.) Super glue is forever.+ X4 |' J) {, X( `& p+ Z
! Z# n* a( B# `2 `13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.1 H# p1 g& J0 s w( b
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.- r) L9 C; n9 V4 r& `: u
& h) \! O6 b2 w& Z7 U; ^( w15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.. ^) P; u6 c$ s" O2 h
" U. U p, h! c) q16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes." y [% ]% \8 ]5 e9 b
$ {" g$ Q5 M/ U1 e+ q17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.3 _3 w8 c: j9 z# P4 L* c
- v; W% u# t5 w' v% |( Y4 y- E18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.) c* ]; U y6 b* l% u" U- i2 Q( ^
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.5 F' C L7 y d7 N1 r
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time. y X7 U& \: |0 P' a
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.' |8 X* z ]3 i5 l
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.+ P8 ~! s& m" \$ V5 `( O
* J( K7 b- l1 y% y% U, l23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy., G: B& U2 H8 a
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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- V6 P9 W$ w' k25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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