Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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老杨

老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2 [) ~; z2 ?: H+ Q$ ~) k: y$ F2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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+ ]0 e( w6 I& k9 G$ I+ {4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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$ S! n$ A- Q7 f$ M9 n! P2 w7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

& z& Z  n0 Q4 m9 V& [# q1 l% h9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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% m# Z7 b, V+ Y* [11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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( X: Z9 y! K2 [  a12.) Super glue is forever.

, U  L: d$ |9 H5 O$ ?13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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  p/ U& _$ N- j. n( X6 W15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

/ A* L; b: I( W6 x) J19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

; x9 j" J8 Q! m% Z20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

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8 ~5 S' e: B4 R! |3 \3 O) y23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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3 ]) d% p5 i, D2 S7 J25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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