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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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! i& p1 J5 `/ _5 d3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.4 h& n) ~7 r* u- X$ O9 ?! e
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! U3 M: o9 d$ l! z: d# ^: J5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.+ W+ p( M( V4 H; o' O
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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; _' a0 m! ?2 [/ I8 r! h& N9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies. i: F& s+ l- n: t
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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8 d2 p0 X% C; k0 n# Y. n( Y11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.3 N0 r' ^' f' `
, D- a$ t( m" Y4 u13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.1 f# _* ~7 ^/ O& }& J
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.6 d) e. }- h3 M1 Y! _+ S
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.; O: G) K8 ]" |1 p% o
' [1 }# T( e! k( p" ]21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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' @8 ~8 o: w: Z1 D& f3 t" z22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.' U; n; S: d* f$ I
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.3 X- o# j& M- o) ^& k8 Z
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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