Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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$ j1 m/ n) b4 X3 p2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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! n0 w2 g# @) e: j( @& u0 ]3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

: Q! Q" b, U+ s; P7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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) V' J6 h; D% b/ f. G- H- X7 B- Q9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.
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; X+ x) ?1 E% W& z  ]9 R6 ^13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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8 y4 f$ j" A7 n. G6 h( ^9 d/ Y3 o14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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2 x! \' h1 z; U' n5 z3 f2 v18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

: E. Y' F: Z8 q& h# m0 J/ H19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

, e; i8 N  H- @4 F* k4 z4 P+ B1 k21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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7 M: n' \& G/ A22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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  B7 V0 y5 g. S$ M' q4 W4 A24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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