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Why Boys Need Parents!

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鲜花(1394) 鸡蛋(16)
发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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; J% k+ r! {# @7 Z# ~- x1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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* I3 }+ l+ x8 H+ f' L" k! C, O2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite." v6 O4 j* \8 \! d6 p+ Z7 `9 ^* X
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.! g' P9 `1 U4 G* V

( t1 `" ~, j, ?) ]; D7 h9 G4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.$ @5 D" I7 k" f/ Z# T. o/ q
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.9 l# t; d* V2 s4 D' P, n; k4 x

' c: Q" g$ ]% H1 Q; E1 W6 U6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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) ~4 W' T! x, B7 O7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.0 y5 ?: b4 }  N6 c( ^

7 f* P8 R9 c! X8 j7 W9 Z9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.+ y$ k9 T% ^- \, h/ W# ~! {8 R' {

8 y  w1 ~, A" S0 b$ x  X) C" v10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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. O& k/ n4 u3 u. @4 r% G. j  r11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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: Z; `8 M5 k' ]# X# {12.) Super glue is forever.& W+ y3 v8 j' L% Z; L

: k0 y! C& m# U" Q  [1 w' @  e: E; v, J13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.4 U+ U3 a, T" o
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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; x9 @5 t$ G5 K2 F) C; N15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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1 @& F6 j( H& r. U$ @16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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3 D5 V4 k5 |& r( O) O17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.6 n: V! ]9 j8 u
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.$ E# Z, b" s. X* T# c
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.7 K) @7 y4 R& Z8 y
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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' _1 M5 t8 z" u0 x8 U5 Y23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.6 D) d% f" e& S& _

( Y) `; u$ j3 f# p24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids., B  m  B7 ]+ j0 }. Q) d! a# u, `

5 o" `4 D) d% M6 ?) F  {25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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发表于 2008-11-28 16:10 | 显示全部楼层
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