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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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4 T3 z7 N- o, |( |+ x- H, G3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.5 o( t' N' t( `- \$ U
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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8 ]' v& m. w/ N; j/ l5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.: l( G. t f' j8 x
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.2 V" ~( [* i+ D1 F, s
8 v( @2 j$ p8 @ C0 ]7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.' [7 p, d3 x8 v2 y" E
+ B$ J2 H2 o9 N% Q( i8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.9 [* _1 p& `) _0 N- ~
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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9 _9 a% ~( Z" p3 ~: |2 N6 B: u11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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- Z n- ]: M" z9 [12.) Super glue is forever.
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6 G7 v0 N( I/ _5 q. G13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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, z5 Q; k& R0 }8 j1 D14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.( T* H6 I5 d7 I
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.: m! O( Q1 h# K" J# R# B. g- G$ H- E
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes., E1 Y, f% k# O
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- u! u. O7 j( K Y. ^+ |19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.+ V' s- w1 L6 i: d- Z
6 D: D# x% T8 t x+ s7 F20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy." G3 H% D7 J" t" N: H' L- L; n8 f
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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4 i0 H% E0 e9 n: r23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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, l0 ]. p! y$ ~9 x: _" C* X24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids." i' P; E3 S: O) W% o$ R v4 S
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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