Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...


1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

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& e: C( s6 `1 I: z1 ?4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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- }, H  M9 z3 U1 S9 H8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

2 o5 S) ?* g7 l" {  `) G+ M9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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( {: L% v& k1 b) P11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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  v* G' u* j. a7 ~* n, B: N12.) Super glue is forever.

2 s( l. N& W" b3 Z. j( w13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

" o3 P  T  N3 {4 K" Q, H3 R- b14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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+ v# Y) Q4 ~3 ^6 c18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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) v+ \$ q9 Y" s) ~$ \% H6 w0 E19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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7 X# ~0 b! [9 }, D, v1 ^20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

' c7 w9 j2 F* d' `23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

; F# I, |, _8 ~& m24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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