Why Boys Need Parents!

老杨

This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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# ?2 V7 N9 s! QWhy boys need parents...

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老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

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, X% Y" F+ \) ^) p% g4 h' P0 c1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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. `0 D+ @( v# a9 ]! X' \! B2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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) [' k* D$ T& S1 e0 b- l! K6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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+ C' ^- K0 d3 e  o& |, Y8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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" Y  J; Q5 g+ d( `+ a9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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' L- M& n. K4 q% e+ E  F10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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. V: h  f5 l4 k7 l: A' M' ~11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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+ T" \( A% [3 n# z* ]: v0 U8 d13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

; h9 K3 u% h7 {) T/ l! Q14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

7 h% Q: H  t( ~% Q5 |21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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( t6 l6 ?+ r! @' f2 V7 _; V2 D2 s0 c23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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