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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like.../ S0 Y7 C, H6 @, I% }: e( W" A" I
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[" \8 s) u1 j' z' Y1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.- O- \' C. M$ U9 R- O" z5 N5 d
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.; r( ?1 _6 L4 G/ E4 g8 R
- |/ o) H m% F4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.. s8 c W0 x+ [
2 ^4 d4 \+ i% ` l* F& S" y! ]5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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2 s5 ?/ B1 ~ X" w6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.' F( b/ i, q N4 x% l6 g
7 s& L6 K" |2 B9 E7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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( P! P9 G1 C( m6 S3 `10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.: U4 c& R1 Y) b
* `4 _# m; H+ w7 L; ~11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.8 s1 }* i T3 s( D! q% i
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12.) Super glue is forever.( v E: {6 z/ U4 Q. \& G
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.; \4 H* |; g( ^) A' P* l+ A' M
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.* D! a' C" o; B' \8 h6 ?
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: A" R( m7 E2 U( ]: ?17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving." i8 o1 T8 }$ P
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is. d; J+ X7 G/ k/ I6 o+ v: T
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.* K$ |% O; |" h
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time." f) l- X4 H6 o0 e% e* M6 c
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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) q6 Z' s( ^" `& B22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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! R3 E- r$ K: C6 h' C8 A2 c; h23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.1 s/ ]9 f, Y" T9 j* ^3 f# _
. v* F# U B3 q- x24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.& s ?; C/ R0 Y7 o* o: S5 E+ }
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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