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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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. X0 H7 K- a$ s8 T$ u5 M2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.: Z; `6 T" E; M& t
# M+ y0 y2 j" L, O s2 ~. j3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.! X ] _( Z4 [! |; k6 x
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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4 ?0 v6 ~( f. S6 V' Y2 `: x5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.$ p8 ?8 j; z# H
0 `9 a* x) O+ ?* g& p6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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8 C: `) t2 J. n: I8 Y7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.3 o. b+ ~% D7 T. L; w
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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# M# K7 _$ J7 E3 o9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.7 U( w* _! }/ V5 p) j* u
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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% x9 G4 P5 A! D( W& {. B$ i13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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6 Q3 Q3 N/ d; A14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.- [9 Z+ ~" s: n9 l
1 ~" d) {, q5 B$ G15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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E2 I. K1 M) r. @16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.' o1 s- B- P" M: I
) H( w* @8 _# p9 C17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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6 P3 M8 \. N9 J6 {$ C) Z) n5 t19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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9 p7 N* f! V; e% e24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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: x+ }- V3 \% _3 W; I) `" G25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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