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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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, n6 v8 H$ Z9 G/ f ]2 O1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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& L- b/ ~3 D$ L, ^2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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, Z b1 Q4 L: D4 t7 ~4 @3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant., ?) g. ?0 K1 H i# K) h$ p7 v
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.% M( V* z: S( a' U; m7 r! M
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.$ Q) `, E( [- m1 O* O: m
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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5 K! ~+ @+ I! U! k* f: a2 L# ]9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.3 v# ~6 w! l, o( t, W
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy. w# q/ S% `& F, B7 I
6 i E2 ?$ i6 E11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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7 y, u. H' C: y) A12.) Super glue is forever.6 X P2 }; r9 }" h- c. l
, _- O4 l% _" m, O) A7 Z13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.& Q2 o' P0 C$ k' x2 H: p
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving., a" P* b! I& o% u% k& F
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.4 \6 L$ w. o4 X
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.# `5 w+ l( F2 k
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4 _0 e, d. S6 `. \3 o7 O8 i21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.3 @ n; c$ ]* i; V# k# r
* v; o& p5 ]0 `22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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& y7 a6 V2 Z4 g! N25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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