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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like... f/ F/ R- F- m3 n* Q7 Y
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$ T5 F: M9 P* r) w4 N$ W* x1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.1 T% S/ v5 d8 Q( r$ X
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite./ | P4 T) [) r# t l( X# m
6 [; a( Q: G; ^# c, S3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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3 M$ `; h# |0 d7 D4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.+ h! b' J, x, t' K
1 D+ f' N! M/ r1 C* D5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.) |' m1 x1 r% K$ j2 E' D; M
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.0 p; O, c K- v- Z/ c @% A
* x2 E, s) n! D2 [3 s7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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. f' a" C* j5 ?' ^) q/ i8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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* K% _% U9 R1 ^" z6 i) h% R9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.( H% B, ~0 i" L) ?
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.# N$ b' d/ q9 Z) X
8 q3 z0 i& l! \' ^* V12.) Super glue is forever.) _( m$ l- F9 i
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.0 b7 D, ?8 g" x" N$ l
. r' }1 D& S3 u; F15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.7 k7 g3 ?( j* ?
8 x7 x& r" k4 D- s1 k" z# C17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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4 e% l: s4 I# C4 r' \. C20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.( ?# k7 X5 p: A# H0 P- \ q6 p: i
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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0 O3 @( v! B' s/ d& S- [8 J3 \23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.2 C/ \$ h: R7 C+ g M, g0 n9 B, v: H
7 M" o7 P- b) T: W( A24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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: R! z; x4 ~; d5 F25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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