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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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' {1 c! y& C( c7 W3 y' Q1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep." ~" O* w# r, f# t+ w$ j. S
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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. l. Y% q2 Q) Y2 Q3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.: S8 A/ E& W; X( p+ {: Z; a0 p
) J6 j9 r/ m0 @4 V/ a6 B) F' a4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.2 z4 o6 x" D; H" g* ?) i
: d9 |4 {5 v# E( l5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.! v/ H( l6 }: D1 d
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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8 ?7 g7 N0 Y: [7 X7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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% w# G5 m! F- ]# e% N$ e8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.: [8 X, Z2 g0 Q) e% b
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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. e! L b B0 ~) Y* d- A. d0 `10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.$ s/ h! Y% c* W9 D# r D
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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3 @0 G- _' Q8 C' j p0 W12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.& q# M6 U: j' r) r
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.8 o. P# v; D8 K1 x
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" z0 H) C5 B" Q( N3 I" K16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.) |: I/ K" @; T, |! ~, V: k- V
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* o0 A$ g+ f+ D+ Z7 Q19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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$ G3 o( `% K* N% y/ h9 m+ ^21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.. ^& ?* k7 ^( d5 X: f" f+ X) n
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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7 k- R1 v9 }5 r8 U! V# Z& n7 f9 o8 s24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.; l. V, K6 i$ D& _2 I) V# S) _
& u. o2 v) m& T9 r5 a3 ]" |* }! {25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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