Why Boys Need Parents!

老杨

This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...

老杨

老杨

老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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9 v8 y- L0 W1 S6 D2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

6 C/ D1 l/ _' h* c3 p. b, U; H( V9 @3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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! _( b: P! z1 O7 b7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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: w( f' h  I2 [. K8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

, m0 [$ B0 l! l- b12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

" n1 e3 [+ X+ ]# m16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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5 U/ l3 V) l+ \! y17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

" V7 ]  x0 }6 W# F6 W9 {% w19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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1 n' D; u) M$ j2 d2 n; {! f% O1 d  O20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

4 R3 l1 }9 ?) n  }: d8 o21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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8 h. D, F- M* Q* k6 G! ~23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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7 {4 Q! f; \# N" ^, Y24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

# y0 K" P0 i* `+ v# N9 C( ~! T* X25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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