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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.2 B) A4 L$ P6 D" L
m1 q: e# p6 _1 o& }1 U* Q4 H2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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" a2 e; p' U: L& @0 Z3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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: E% ?: n$ {! n, u* A4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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% A4 b* Q- I. K5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.; Q1 \$ `, h) W+ x+ J9 ?
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.0 R0 g! {0 s! J9 A1 N, C2 l: N
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.3 w( ~% n5 u: _( z% Q0 A* E1 O
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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2 [7 Y1 l# c- J" V6 w" K) N1 Q6 P10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.6 f# v8 w6 H* h# p* G! d5 |
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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$ e0 T( k& c. U7 j @1 O4 H( z: i14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.! E# N( K# ^. C
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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& T: i1 p- ~1 f; U17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.5 \8 B/ n* F0 ~: a, @
5 A+ i" S ~5 c' [- a9 q. S& b18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.6 a' a. w9 W+ ^. q2 T+ E. i
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.1 m3 e1 L# k4 x- [
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.2 F- i; F( w6 X T6 z1 }6 p
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.# ]) z( \2 K9 h, U+ J
9 r/ y! o5 }+ i% k" S23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.1 `- h1 k) g8 x4 _# T
% I) u! F- B' D: a; [- l+ E, ^24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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; ]: \! ]: a4 w+ }+ k' ^9 m25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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