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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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% {6 o" s5 A4 V. y% P* s+ F2 e1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.: o# K' b5 `, a( _, G
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.1 x" X2 L2 i! b. `8 R0 e) ~ b. i, k
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.) q4 B! [5 C2 h" p
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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: l! X/ u5 g! A8 n# j" ?( M6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.0 p5 ]$ G3 K* B' v
2 S }# p9 |" e* _. ?8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.# U9 [% x) d* V$ x0 t! A1 o. c$ v
8 i$ q; }7 S$ z# o# X( R. x! T10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.4 E- I1 t S+ l2 H
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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7 P% d% [# Y; P* o2 q; p+ k; U15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens." Y) U8 |# N" r+ Q4 n
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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