Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...

老杨

老杨

老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

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/ `& |; u- W0 K* J1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

/ V3 i* B4 a* f, h7 ?5 P3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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8 R& i5 D5 ^1 J4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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) M7 v: X+ L& m9 B6 E( _  |( A5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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; E5 P3 c5 _$ M- K, O) U" U7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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: m  @0 F! T; r8 U- H; x10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

2 M' ]4 ^- b- \) {! I1 h% C# I15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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( e) n0 c! x3 M) s+ @16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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& D1 G  D& X' a6 S: E4 O17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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# F" d& x  i3 b# F18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

- a1 O4 ?7 Z  g0 U% E20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

+ K( O$ v9 Z: Q; c/ K22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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& r' V( m* y# ~7 ~3 r$ }23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

& w: w) \: {  d+ M24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

; x9 _  _8 J/ d; g25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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