Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...


1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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4 z* w$ F8 I, w. G. y2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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. I& H1 s* h. L9 G4 n  b9 [3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

4 O# ?* {3 U4 X" z7 x; S2 y6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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) k5 x: a: ^$ Q" Q& Q7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

4 H( w2 m4 P! l% ]; H9 O& i: ]* ?% @8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

5 R2 O1 o+ f# I: i, ]$ M! r  [% Q10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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6 A% m" k7 b- H5 R* K17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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8 s9 O- G% _0 ]( l7 S18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

6 d$ m/ m' j! O8 X" \7 S$ x' ~& N/ [19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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7 V' V- y4 P2 Y: j. S20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

. D" J% h! c/ ~4 ~1 v21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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8 E7 x1 U$ y) V1 z; a5 a% {22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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1 i' W& v2 @6 }- o2 f5 Y24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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; g* }' w/ D( f( `, \25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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