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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like..." Q L& r. v: j3 A& l
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.! s' r* T8 K$ H* M" i5 u- A# R, h
5 m9 q+ s2 h9 \ S. G3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room./ Y2 u5 `2 c8 O5 ]
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way./ G0 s6 ~8 z, a8 u# t
" V" ~1 U8 g. ?' d, Z6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.1 T- r& M( U* F
/ a+ K- P6 J2 m) E! }! w4 A7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.4 b' Y5 G" L+ ~) \% B
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.; j' L0 k$ g) _: e$ x, z: k+ Y
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence." V' S+ c$ I$ s. k' Z7 y) C$ H
6 b* h& o# \7 g- ?. Y12.) Super glue is forever./ z0 U* t4 Z: @1 k3 m. H7 \
: y; ~/ h1 C m4 |4 @) `/ O13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.9 g! y, j; b, {$ b
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.# W9 N& L: K9 u+ `# T6 H
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.9 g0 y# E9 w6 f y9 Z' M6 F+ ]
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.4 h6 p( [2 t' z3 q: }3 Q" V
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.' N8 g8 p& m* O: J: f ~- U
% z7 ?1 j8 E0 [8 Z21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.! [7 ]- }7 |, B# ?0 |8 r* V6 b5 x" X/ N
* F9 W, M( u6 h2 T2 O2 H/ P23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.- x5 h O6 w1 U& [; R
- s" g, q$ O8 b! i8 U) E24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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