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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...! [. `8 J% p% f- n$ P% {7 W- Y

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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.+ F% J" N$ g0 m% X3 A
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.. W/ B6 R8 l* Z! @

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& a8 y# G0 O3 [, M4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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, r4 j* |7 f! |: L& u; z& Z5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.& q4 @% A: W9 L5 }

2 {+ ?" z2 s' C0 A! T6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.  i4 A; h7 c) p! b0 ~. m
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.3 R# d+ @7 F- i
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12.) Super glue is forever.6 o: Y7 N1 I$ Z0 B5 C

9 }$ S3 Z4 K4 I, v2 h13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water./ F" }. A4 L% i) n
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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  Y4 [3 b0 P! i( }: J7 k9 o15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.' q* d' X8 x3 i' I. w7 n6 `2 G6 T
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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1 z) ?& e6 s& C+ _18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.5 }& S3 [+ A- L) q* `
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.! E8 f7 V& n3 e# ]- [# O) A0 T
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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; _+ u0 i/ Q- Z; Z( O3 n21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.! B+ ?4 B$ U9 s& Z% A4 B
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.3 h0 ?9 g9 M2 c
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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4 j7 J8 k2 Q* X0 R) Q% ?  @/ w24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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发表于 2008-11-28 16:10 | 显示全部楼层
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