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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.5 D6 e6 P" ^  W2 k3 f( k

- `2 A3 {- G5 T/ XWhy boys need parents...
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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) l0 V6 Z4 Q1 L' ]& B( v" }1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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. y$ S8 w8 |  Q6 R5 Q3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.  v8 `0 I6 y2 P8 S7 Y. p' v
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.2 ?6 T3 {3 y/ G8 e) \* `

. d8 |" o6 |9 E" d5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.4 t# _( U8 i8 G
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.  H6 ~& h2 P( v- c+ V
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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0 P8 x/ Y9 R+ _5 T( j! W; o8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.' ?' B& l1 O1 B" Y8 d

+ V' }, Y) z% l, T; ~9 F. W+ y11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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  R6 T( J0 Q) H12.) Super glue is forever.: O4 l9 P1 I+ s: e

+ T: R/ W/ m2 y+ t# T9 U13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.0 d! W6 O* f) s5 v( j1 n8 T3 R
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.3 @5 x9 \! u. f& S/ J

: ]4 d5 c$ M$ e6 y9 A1 W5 {- ]15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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  {- s; R! O7 H0 C17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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. x6 h& k; H* U' u6 h18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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+ r" P5 t/ m0 ]19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.- ?+ J' L/ k: z2 x

. q3 R' k4 D  L3 v20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.5 r2 _  i! \- `# P$ z
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.% P. _4 R8 l9 C& \: K% W
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.' c: E6 w% ?5 z* G2 ]7 n

6 \' N! M+ o+ H% L6 ]; k3 `* d2 c23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.3 R2 y( E9 U) M7 \& r3 W6 u

3 a7 r  \8 p) w24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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发表于 2008-11-28 16:10 | 显示全部楼层
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