Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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6 @* o6 _1 b9 bWhy boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...


1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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# Q" Z1 E& d5 l4 d+ L' r9 ^1 q2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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5 v7 Q' g' n4 h: f3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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1 V; D. n; m# P* @# X5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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1 U8 Y, t1 J2 O& E  X: |6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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  ^' i$ `- ?" S+ D7 H' q+ S16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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% `2 W# S, p* r8 C' J: A  l6 w17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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1 g4 f$ \6 ?7 R2 A% K; R5 R3 ?8 l19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

3 p! O$ O! `% }- ^20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

9 A0 ]5 `# ^+ w* L21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

( Y# B9 x6 Z$ M1 e22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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9 b- S5 S1 p5 L7 j: \& M  [9 h5 M23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

* V1 A0 Z6 `* |: L& z24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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