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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.( A$ i3 |' K- `3 |2 D

. \: L+ n3 c( g. K, c) W" KWhy boys need parents...
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...4 @) @& u! q. X$ l2 v( V

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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.$ J$ e8 t% z2 B" d; u* t/ O
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.! B& |' [1 h% V! R

' B! S- v2 N; |7 Z' y' G) }4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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- \: {5 ]& W$ X. ~5 W1 t3 _5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.4 ]3 K; c/ P( _/ I" m6 d
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.% g) H6 ~% o) p) L* u& m

0 o0 A( Z; Z) U0 j* i8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.3 E$ ]4 H6 v1 l* n" ]
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.  V' \& c6 k) V+ o0 v

7 S$ @1 h) e$ F( O2 R' a2 V13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.8 [; T1 S+ O- C, b: r

) T' a* H$ G* u9 x% i% J3 D' ^$ A14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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; V$ ~2 F+ Y2 Q- C4 G15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.: b0 {1 T% N7 x" `
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.) b& p& s# z- y1 a
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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3 c9 n; v- m' m8 u, h19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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5 j3 ^) q5 s+ u0 L9 U2 o20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.7 Q7 F+ C" d6 I: Y6 F7 ~% Q

1 f1 s3 d' l/ {9 R# x21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.. `' l6 j- {- R/ j' @
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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. l1 C/ H0 G" G( P5 _0 q, i' g! ?- F23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids., ?. z# X- f$ @

* l) h! V$ f) g9 {4 w25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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发表于 2008-11-28 16:10 | 显示全部楼层
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