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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.* }% u7 d! ^6 G6 ?: l" C$ x% n, j+ a9 e

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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.* m9 w" d2 j! a4 E2 T1 O! J

4 E) V1 e) W6 a4 U* V% ^2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.+ u  M" e5 W+ Y2 U

4 t' C7 e9 J  a$ t# e3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.% J, l3 c! E# V; C8 D0 u3 h
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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% L7 c' n. J! S' I# C2 B% c% B9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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/ b. p8 F* b3 F; |2 |10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.& A- g0 x  ~& T* r

# L! Z' l5 o( O0 n% q11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.7 b8 g: p% o" B5 S: U

3 }1 r) O3 E- r12.) Super glue is forever.6 R+ Y* h3 I9 X
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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7 x7 K! o- ]9 y" A17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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# @; ?7 }0 W/ g/ ?8 U18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.5 w1 L. q* ]1 L* I7 x! T. e
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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  G( X% C  B2 l) ?. T20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.# e3 e! j, w. W& G$ K7 o( Z
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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' ^% {. B0 Q1 f23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.) J8 f  N8 `/ r9 Y
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.. ?8 K  ]/ ~: T: W1 h" Y- }
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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