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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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- f) j/ E+ m6 ^0 p1 P3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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p* Z, g! ]: N H/ A' q9 K* B8 b4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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0 O/ Z) H* j3 s7 d) T. W5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way./ i# k2 [& E2 b; T! x
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+ [ y/ X- u. s4 L% d. W0 D7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it." o: W. `+ W3 _! |
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.! t* v U+ V8 K% c! W3 |4 h9 F
* O" \4 F% J8 W. l) Q13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water./ u, d, K/ [: u, y
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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) }/ `% u2 C6 t2 J18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids." E: v f! K( O ?1 e" k7 c0 P! g
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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