Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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& ^* k8 k& s6 W7 `9 fWhy boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...


! t* g! v# ^# s4 P; G3 b' C$ M1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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: h# ~3 e0 t2 H) ]# s  @" A5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

  R# I8 i; |6 O, C) M6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

) i5 N7 h, D3 V3 G" H1 o, \7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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+ O- i$ q) G: ^+ {2 c7 N8 ^8 D8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

) n! \+ b: C) m) G. \* Q1 F, N  v9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

$ ]5 J( A/ p- S5 V" D+ [11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

  H9 m; i9 X# y1 ?7 p; }' X14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

$ Y, ^2 E. m: D+ z- B* y; x15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

: U8 |" O3 p8 ]  r' h0 P1 d16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

$ m* g; }  p$ W* s( s8 K21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

% }# G1 r% k2 T7 V7 i. Z5 t22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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