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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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/ N; j& N# K1 b1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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% s- |4 N# h9 `9 f% S2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.' \0 l+ w4 B& Q) b S- W$ t
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.6 k5 P* C+ F) z; V o( Q
- P* \8 m- @, m4 N6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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]# i- C' Y) Z9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.) i+ L* \; Q- y. ^1 J" c, r1 L
' Y l, y. b4 d- @10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.% J4 r+ S, c/ n& \: W% m
P. K0 I* b. Q* B% x! z% \11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.! ~' c: F6 a$ z' g8 E A9 \
* Z$ j7 M$ V, A) f; J, i+ g" U2 `' N13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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- |6 S( W- u* {! T8 _8 A0 L- g! C15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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, \# z, T" g H) j16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.; E" P1 z0 A5 `9 [0 U
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.$ ?6 u6 X3 y/ N4 x% g- q
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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9 R& w! B7 m& P& T0 V20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.7 B7 K6 s% X$ ?
1 J& |% Q8 ~5 Y+ R21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.1 V8 `6 ]$ s; z
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.0 D; K5 l/ Y: j; l( y
7 x) I( n' m4 ^9 m2 w1 o24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.7 c! J' I1 M4 c5 Y0 ?8 I4 c
( S% q. S8 ~1 g j% D25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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