Why Boys Need Parents!

老杨

This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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2 }/ [% Z7 ^2 {Why boys need parents...

老杨

老杨

老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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3 q8 X0 q- u4 S+ W( w1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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- t$ r6 d+ q( B, y" W2 ]3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

. [8 ?, O, Y/ U6 B2 N9 b3 {! U4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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+ [* C9 @+ }5 W- C. y6 @% L+ f5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

3 K3 X  C" H- U; a7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

, n' O! }6 t2 H( B0 a3 s! Y8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

; P! E% W% A( {10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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7 Y, |& `$ q$ G; U* A6 C11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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( T0 {1 Z5 F$ n. r% \$ X1 M% t12.) Super glue is forever.
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- u" ~  Q. H) Q7 Q3 X/ L& P* O13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

& A2 u1 ?( I/ \9 S1 c) @* _9 N  X14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

' Q: O: v( g+ w! u4 F9 O) h16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

* y& q7 f4 |( C2 F+ H17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

8 U$ E5 K: I0 n( r7 A19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

6 u" L  S) b; q9 V# \0 X20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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/ g6 E+ Z. |( F- @% Y22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

- D0 @# z6 \" L2 d* w( ^9 G23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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& [5 l9 O2 Q) A7 o* S; c1 h24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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