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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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# J* q3 ?* N. m% C' A2 y* d* q1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.2 f9 j9 {8 l0 h
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5 }9 [0 f6 D2 M& F3 t3 Z5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.+ k9 r6 b8 c# H6 D! y# l5 n
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.- Z% L2 _" T1 i, ]* `
1 H/ {& L% o, x: S- F7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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; z( J v% q% e! O& L8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.( _. L* O2 E& [
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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/ @3 Q7 _9 e3 D8 f2 z# J6 Y11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.7 k7 ~3 t y8 j6 G
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12.) Super glue is forever.* z" x6 w/ Q3 f2 N! W# X: H
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.6 H! [6 U/ [2 E% m3 w* C
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.- m- u* m" v0 _1 B
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.1 ^& @ b# W. F: ~
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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+ u% \- ?' j& N& p) s21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.- @' ?7 D" E6 b* q+ J( i
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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/ b# ^# p9 d1 q, E8 x6 o23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.2 g5 G, L5 e( T% v
0 Y# |1 ]# D4 Y9 f: g25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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