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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like.... {4 B, ^6 g8 ?. o8 Y; k% m! V
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/ B/ m9 Y, z% ~1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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$ `$ J; w- \ S) \, s, R& [$ p9 s2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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* G- j; q$ ^. q/ _1 M6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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0 J L$ C% r. O8 ]+ F& L9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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/ B( ]: A' R9 i, x" ^; M10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.3 D6 |) {" M* {8 W5 z3 a3 l- X
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.: C6 M6 L: ~' o
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.9 m9 J& n: k3 m
/ U1 |: [) n( I15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.) \* \1 P B2 V: l/ u, |
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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" ]4 v$ B3 q4 S17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.' v! h1 e- K5 y0 B( F# J
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.( A4 V" h. ?! t0 z/ S2 J+ R7 c% B
( j5 A. \! a, W7 X' C! P0 w19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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3 _8 H6 `% B" V# ~: Q. D9 U0 W6 x21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.- J! b: V) N1 f& ?$ h' k2 N. j! i
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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2 G d3 P: x8 q9 J24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.* a: o; ?4 ^! O3 |3 X" t3 n3 O
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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