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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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! ]# d9 ] E& r# z" |" I4 B! f" H# Y1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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# f9 q6 r" ^* l3 X2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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& x/ O& k& ?7 d0 b7 C9 l6 o# `4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.6 K) {" N- U1 ^8 Q$ u' [
: y! P! J" S0 }7 M6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.- }2 l9 j$ B' q9 M+ p7 |
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.- Y2 f. r9 `! B$ d$ |" {" M8 X! A7 |
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.' }. [1 t/ X2 a/ c8 x& b% N
! L% Z7 Z# o- `. G5 e6 O( z10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy. a% B5 n; A+ a5 X' @ A" v
5 \4 b3 C {! w- n6 Z4 u11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence. V1 V6 U. ~* U) y: m; _, ?0 ^( q
6 E6 e3 Q( I Z8 G12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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) J6 V5 k. E3 S. W14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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; K |2 x, a2 _1 v6 L G+ [5 l15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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" a9 C- l. v9 z. f# [16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.# R3 F5 S; ~& J1 y
& U- B; P u/ \& W3 | v% T18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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0 C! m: y. I9 x6 ~6 f n19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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5 }/ Z' P3 L. @- k2 v$ K" {7 _" \21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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$ e( Y$ Z! r9 n- s% v8 k& Y4 [23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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! k& [- c& q5 \' ?24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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2 \* G" _* S$ B0 d25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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