Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...


& j7 M  p+ O5 r# |9 w/ m; K1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

* p( K: G1 z( K% A# Z& ]5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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/ y* m! y# [) D. x! K9 \6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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4 P9 c3 A, z, t/ M( q% E0 p7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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3 D6 u+ W9 E7 y- S0 U# H* ~8 |8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

, t% C: q5 W- y" C10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

. U- g+ F! }$ A( h' X$ w; F11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

$ A" K' a( i! a0 z: f- ~14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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+ B/ b8 F/ c6 v/ f6 H5 E6 f+ h$ U15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

# e1 u- _, a# P4 B17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

! g: ^  w; x/ x/ f; W) A/ g% G18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

0 Z( p- |! X+ a9 v20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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' k# P' z7 R! K$ y; B( P22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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