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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...4 ^% ~* R4 o L
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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- ]" ~2 S* h3 n7 t" o5 f3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant., [% m4 `+ J- F' K
# `/ j s! D4 d; e4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.3 P1 U, n8 z& l& Y9 r* E& O
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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7 R6 E+ A( B2 R6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.% z7 B }8 f8 g
' o B* e( X+ e8 P7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.& h1 f! a6 k4 _+ C
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it./ M1 f6 _8 m8 x+ D
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies. x1 u6 i& {6 d& D4 x5 D% f o0 z
( f% [+ n0 n0 i; u% U10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.2 a6 } m( K- x
, e8 b" T5 O0 @0 u B+ _# k3 z+ c12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.7 I& o" j2 Q" q( ]3 S
+ N0 @$ ]( P' C0 \: D, H" W! u+ x14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.4 J$ q% J! v: C$ g
( ?5 d/ _4 t4 T% y! ^15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.7 ~4 u2 J# z4 ~# W- y- d! a+ y5 z
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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& ~% s) W, o+ F* \5 H* L17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.5 n9 ] H+ u8 H$ N2 ]- [2 x( n% M
0 z1 p2 p& h6 B; r6 B19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.; C. [' z* z+ g7 [* Z9 J
2 W" @* L, z9 M% z2 C: }2 v: ]7 `20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.! w& ?. Q: E1 n; P6 B% E/ c7 ]( B
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.# Z7 E* b6 ]! d) U
! B6 G* | Q0 S" L, g22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.' a- J. q; D- w- R! [4 e$ C
7 }5 b+ S4 C0 J- W% p23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.& S- T( I& a6 F8 K
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.4 W7 y- R3 o- g8 k0 y
2 [" V, i5 A9 I! @+ J _5 J25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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