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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...5 {: g( r$ p! N5 o! I) R
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& F& W; u0 t0 H1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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: a0 ]& Y% L5 j( A$ M. G6 T' u2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.. b/ i( n8 I3 t( C. ?' O5 n
8 z+ P$ Q/ [, {$ O Q2 w3 w3 F3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.+ M0 L/ V1 ~& R! n5 x1 s# H, o4 X P
- }7 f$ `) M$ N0 E9 O: h! [4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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9 m6 b- y# l+ ~5 }/ @. A5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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% L, j- ^9 K3 A* u% l9 C6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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* Q/ b/ ?7 A% z# I7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.3 Z9 F* ]; p' `1 h; z3 n
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it." W: w# J; S y0 S. S" Q
, O7 T- A: r2 C- {9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.& \- B3 _3 x, Z- L! P2 g
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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( g, R# S& E1 B5 K9 g+ _13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.: P$ c- P* @4 C' `# B, t l& _" i1 Y
4 B0 C8 y0 z5 R, S; H2 b14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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" n2 g3 Q1 A, b" ]" l15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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. S+ P% w/ T5 z# R3 Q" |16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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: a- }: ]& v4 O- s: U% e+ L17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.# o2 T/ r( h& E' k# U/ T
* n3 J r0 \: \0 [, L% y* D# h4 J+ N18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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7 _ z; p2 A% L* |; D" H' S- O20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.+ _' J+ m+ C0 {5 k+ a9 x
+ O7 g8 V* q1 Y, B21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.1 @* u7 q5 o- ]) f3 U5 g
* G6 f) [( B D& |6 k$ @$ u- f22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.8 w. q; q" _4 O2 R
8 `' @: H; a2 Z% U3 y/ S. `: r23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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5 Y2 ]& X6 D. |24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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1 @0 V/ w0 I" d9 s! l25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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