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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...4 ?% s) ^/ u3 ~. p
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.: i, c3 ?2 B- f' P& S. B2 h- j
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.2 j. b$ M2 G; l, ~8 \
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.: N; A+ {/ n. E# v, c
& ^% X# {8 X: Z9 u- P, j4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.2 d) c7 o3 e) s/ Q: G
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.! P3 B9 V9 _7 u/ w& m: [7 S
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.5 @! G# M" | U8 F; F* }
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.5 o6 N* m! C9 J& P
4 G& A- _' G& M. X8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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3 t3 x6 \7 z* m, _! q( @10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.: M b9 g/ W/ b
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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# d; T$ \* p3 i, s+ M12.) Super glue is forever.# V* O6 N$ I% _+ P' D
i! R+ @: D* d) f13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.1 o4 @$ t! m( b, z* B
& m% t# `* W8 s& P1 d14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.) x' z: H1 A- O! u% J
2 M3 `3 J& i' |& { q15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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, i4 B) ^4 s/ p- t w% F/ n16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.# e9 J; D3 m0 V2 l1 H+ O% }
) @$ R/ r+ S/ x4 B17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.8 T! M+ Y7 E7 w) u g: G
% U0 |6 u) E" p4 C18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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- l: P/ {6 i% @) @19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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7 m7 A* `4 [. R$ {( H9 G) l20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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g# F0 L1 l: N+ @7 q" a9 g' |21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.8 K+ L: _0 q1 Z" y: d7 _
4 A. Z" \3 U2 S3 g3 I. T22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.1 e, p! T% e- F5 @3 l" E! `9 e6 m( b+ A; e
5 }) |, A( ~8 u23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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) K$ @: J' I' N g/ }24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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4 |' `9 J+ v: A% I9 k2 T2 X8 ?25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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