Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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  l$ p+ r, l1 v. UWhy boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

* C0 D* x2 O# ?+ G8 a- B2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

1 n1 A2 y6 |: }3 s+ i, i6 ]3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

/ `( u6 j" m8 |  _! [, O$ Q4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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* g  o5 ~% C7 W5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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, S5 h1 n; e9 ^- D9 h! H( N7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

1 m# H+ T; Z+ T+ {3 k. H* d& N8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

8 ~: {  u1 O1 s9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

5 p/ U1 _8 }/ S9 l* W11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

6 M9 h3 U/ I! i& ]7 P  w# V" b14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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! N6 q7 h; H) R( g16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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- B1 M: `* S9 N% ^3 R6 c! O17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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8 @: o, Y4 b- S: _  l! X$ ?) k5 L" c21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

& V' B( V; U$ U: W6 i% G8 h22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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8 `! \9 Q' z3 U* o# M( [/ G- C23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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, ]8 f" S, i- t24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

4 M) i9 j) I  ~/ f& `25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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