Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

Why boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...


; ?  E( u6 T/ O2 R( Z" @1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

- S4 E: L) L' M% ~* q2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

$ x" F0 f- c( n& S2 D: C5 D4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

- Q; N2 O( v- m1 _/ E; _2 `6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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& [' d8 h! L3 h& j& P0 s) g8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

0 }8 e5 |$ u  h% g1 |  p0 s9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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! w* p) K3 e! f( I- d; _10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

, R5 Z/ q0 N! U! D: m6 \11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

1 m  V( j; {# f  @0 p  O14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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' B9 j3 r" O7 w. n+ `8 M16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

" B5 g6 j8 |# z5 }17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

3 L0 O# T( v* Q# L8 P; t4 c19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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( j1 \) ~/ V) ~% ]20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

6 e; N& s) J) ]$ Q# l8 y4 c# ^21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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