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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh./ U1 ?& g; r* M" X! [, u
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Why boys need parents...
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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) h' x/ j& |' m1 |9 `2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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+ q$ k# V; H8 Z/ g  y3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.9 T& h8 F6 z% `1 `5 P5 R
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.  W  J: _( @# P! B4 ]: _

# t) _; ~4 Y1 S% D. U5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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5 G% D0 H: @$ Y" O6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.' P( ?& {" b3 D* f8 F) h  h
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.8 i2 [7 S* g. B% Z
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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, \+ o1 b% F! L' u9 Q& ]  p1 a10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.! |) a$ @% W6 u7 y" w& {$ @

4 |* ~1 k; c1 w+ O# F11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.0 ~3 U% x7 x* o( M
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12.) Super glue is forever.# E! ~! _/ W2 b
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.+ e, C* o: ~& ~. h

. q1 j( P9 M5 u3 T8 l14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.3 i$ j, K6 v, B* p

6 [( e; {+ |- a6 `' k4 ?0 }8 Q  ]& @17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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" }' z* Q+ B  a, m3 ]& P19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.9 u+ H. x6 v5 }

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$ ~8 x( K* H3 _( T' `" s24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids./ @) J5 B* t) D4 U7 n9 J: |3 G
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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发表于 2008-11-28 16:10 | 显示全部楼层
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