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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.6 D( Y$ v& z9 Q& w
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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1 v# I* \ Y6 d5 U! q0 y3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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2 T8 l k1 O1 Z; |! y4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.( ]% E( ^3 G7 Y) i. p+ {0 C6 ?% \
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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/ \$ M. Z I+ o% A$ j7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.! E+ i( {9 g' Z; e0 t
4 t$ J: |( u# j& ^4 q+ N" U+ C9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.( n4 u: i, \' _3 a) H8 L4 m8 X& T- [1 p
" @6 {0 h$ F$ p- B' X( T T4 w10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy. a. `2 V/ Y) m' G
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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1 r% D5 D- x2 q- |13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.( \7 a: ]6 T4 \6 Z
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2 }2 j! k- m: w15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.: v4 R1 t6 q, ^5 \* A# c
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! U2 I2 `6 g1 o9 `+ \- j17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.& i, X" l. W/ Y, _5 p( e$ w" ?
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.* {4 ]) I7 [5 n4 B
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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R8 W- W* ]4 U' I21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy. F2 a8 A/ E/ @* ^6 Q- V
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.% P) G" C$ O2 m# S4 Y
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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