Why Boys Need Parents!

老杨

This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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! ^5 C' T5 ]$ N7 PWhy boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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( {% j! j5 S1 a) U# k. I9 S* T1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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0 l9 C! s$ |# J1 W3 _9 ^- m+ l2 c3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

( l8 B9 C) n2 y7 x5 D4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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; E1 d' N% N7 h& }* U# k" ?" B# R! v- n7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

% s0 d) `6 J0 d6 a8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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* [% W% u$ @0 Y0 p, a10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

! s, n! w. B( R  w% m7 ?* R! r5 ?11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

9 t  y# n1 R* ^7 ?4 |1 O% x12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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' u8 W( O( ^, _, J. f9 J% S15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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# ]2 O6 R9 \) O3 m  m8 T16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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5 q: S4 o6 U' e. V# ]19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

9 E; E7 S- R. q, ^8 Y- _  S21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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, E% R% K9 A$ e" x% O9 P, r' Y: S22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

% n1 I4 k6 a. o! C1 K: g: F  c( ^8 O24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

7 I' D. Z" v+ _, }; E  V, S6 p- T25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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