Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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% V% p9 y1 z+ {6 _1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

& L8 J3 @9 S" v. y2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

" r& G4 D- E9 o- t) d- O3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

2 {, i+ q- ]) ~5 [5 m! @6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

8 H( J" M" B  b1 c& @' d11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

2 T" {* M- N2 p12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

3 [  U5 H1 D) \1 V. z4 t; P! t19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

& p$ s: e; K% K7 s" Y! s3 H3 o21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

, Z) z- b" t% I3 \. I  I- Z% w4 Z22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

) Z$ C6 o" }4 G! R0 d24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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