Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

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8 H( M$ X+ C0 D- r; C1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

4 z9 ]5 p2 F8 _4 v' f: p3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

2 R6 n) D& N$ U, j' u: |4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5 A% _2 M  Y  I* b, k* l; c5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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1 s. v/ v% W' j  F4 i4 D' h) N10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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7 y7 `) W5 m+ ^2 |11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

7 t" C5 v& j& T" G12.) Super glue is forever.

4 ?/ W' d0 i& v% E% D7 j/ G13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

' u8 s! V* t4 I4 r+ y1 x0 z4 u15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

. v. \6 R+ A9 |' L# a% L( Z9 N17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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+ c! |. i4 w2 L& d0 t19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

4 |  W# Q7 Q2 D5 Y+ D" v22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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