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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...5 M0 y; Q9 B3 B2 _7 \6 q
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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+ [9 J+ i1 h8 Z5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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* y( e2 m2 _5 C6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.. N$ w* I; {; F9 @6 Y
! o" l. K3 z: t, v" z7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.2 A: D+ y; T3 T: L: d" j
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.0 Q0 \, J% c0 _) V6 _; Q' @
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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" Y9 D/ D$ c @8 G6 P- n1 V11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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0 e: g/ w+ D* d9 E12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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5 q! E1 l7 u2 |$ N8 t14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.! h+ ~5 _/ ~$ L9 ?9 C
0 _/ y) }) |0 M. n8 j15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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' c) Y, ~7 ?9 k! x$ P17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.( \1 j2 B% P9 N0 V% }0 b) _
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.3 L4 [$ {* n* X" M# A4 A/ i; z3 r' D
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.# i# R% h; Q: L. I/ W( @
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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