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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...# O2 a5 k' T# O& {
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep./ @, S2 }' j/ s. Y) u% H
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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: N! Q) x4 P2 W- f6 R3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.6 X$ f& V" Z' W2 B
. T' v6 z* j8 @! M4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.! m2 h! {/ V* P, n |5 ~
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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; R# s& S1 v w; r9 ?6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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, O# S- ~# t8 r {* I9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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# K# p% q" f! S5 S10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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2 c. f8 H* @# l# E+ h% U11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.4 n. s1 e# n7 O2 V
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12.) Super glue is forever.! y5 q: ^1 U9 i* W) f- J( g+ Z
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.. q+ f" }- K2 U6 S* N( F' Z% h
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.0 W: d5 N! N! t2 @, c
# b6 P P* p, K9 }8 s15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.. q; f5 [" O( x7 w
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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3 ~- D2 a$ f2 g0 t9 A! h17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.- N9 A' r2 n7 N$ B
+ _" Q' N4 }8 t) V$ n. E18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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5 x; D6 _0 E( m19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.' x5 j4 H7 n. k8 {
8 I% R1 ^# H6 g6 p N3 X) X20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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( @2 _1 H* A) H8 \% Y2 X' m! T: k22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.% R' W7 A6 q. w5 W
?8 ~4 f& W. f+ d1 v, B23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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$ j: L3 e7 c( _24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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8 W: w+ |1 ~9 o0 D25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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