Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

4 V, s# N* j2 O. D' G; PWhy boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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( y4 A8 m. u9 _* T$ A% D& Y1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

* s) R2 U: n) p9 ~( s0 V1 Q4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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& c; p* T1 H* c) k! p: D' l1 y% ^0 J5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

* t1 E. Q) z! K/ ^' ]7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8 y7 ~/ {5 p' e* d" _: r8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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2 B' C  U. ]. o* w: d* ^$ H0 x/ r11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.

( n7 ~/ P7 J/ `$ E13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

( G6 L; Q! a8 j14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

0 c* g( r' M6 t22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

' R, p- y6 H6 E0 k* j+ S1 J23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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, c! H1 D! ~/ n: t24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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