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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...% p m, X8 ?* `: N" q
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.4 E8 \- ^# s2 j
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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& w0 O/ q3 A" g$ {% P) n; o4 f0 r" g: Y3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.9 g8 `( o5 C9 _* |
0 i; O4 b1 i' ]( Q# ]5 n4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room." h1 I" W* |) O$ W: P
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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3 u1 P, t7 \+ J O, P7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.5 a) h+ A, ?4 s6 \8 n# A8 H
) ?4 p3 r$ p% |6 F: \6 d8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.8 u- g+ V; t7 X
* F3 {9 y9 I# Q% \4 G$ s9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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, @2 H; t- X9 n. U+ j( O" _% A10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.4 o/ F7 z" a6 `; d) Y' k7 \2 G
- x; C9 ]: N" G' h1 z11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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- |+ X" b/ z- N12.) Super glue is forever.
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J3 G7 O' ^ ]13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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- J9 d$ Q+ ]' M) O8 |14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.: {+ r- N6 v8 k5 U* w0 y2 b y' F5 K. [
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.' z: S3 O- S# `* j6 J6 t2 }
' {# }8 _$ S% A! h: G16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.2 g8 E" W( Y: K9 @5 h V; x
: {, h- V6 J5 z17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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( @9 h0 d) S/ H5 \/ m4 u19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.& W# r( V9 f W% h1 B9 c
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.# F. c. F3 }% [7 f
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy., `$ }6 X Z) C9 x0 C5 f
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy." u3 R$ v) o9 e" k' E, D2 i+ C
& D- a3 ^9 K1 ~; r. P23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.. Y4 ~% K+ Z9 b
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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