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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like..." t4 W' L0 R# `% |& t) q
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, e, j: b" F9 R. s4 n& v. |1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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' m8 D, \% \2 C0 w% a2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.9 V9 X7 t( S. h, E* U9 R7 ~, G" D# N3 x
- x. t* \- `' r+ u& h3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.( }& ^ N& v- q3 M
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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' c) B0 `# j: l5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.- P. _, M, R1 Q3 x9 }; }- M& K
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.; N' [4 a8 @- P8 S: U2 w
8 e& k+ f$ b! r8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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* F$ G0 O5 q" q# G+ Z+ R10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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! D4 T0 r3 j% @8 h5 J" x2 k6 a11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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) A$ d1 e8 h- y0 \ ~/ a12.) Super glue is forever.
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+ `0 o1 W4 }; m! v& Y; W13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.& ]- M; t$ b5 O2 V) d
% Z) b2 |2 \4 O5 f! @14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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! Y" u$ m/ R( c15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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$ e2 M9 }, P: {0 J- g) o9 _16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.8 W* d, Z; n( A5 r$ U9 R! v
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.3 g$ O& d; Q3 {6 g
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.: J; x7 S6 Z3 v; x6 X* n5 ^
% f4 y+ U9 o3 Q' H, ^" j% o3 e22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.4 Z w0 v5 d2 Q
4 e1 o c; x+ O& ]( K23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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