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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...0 d6 q; w+ } r e
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8 J* F! E% O; W! {" A" O/ V' E1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.. N2 p, a; q7 [' W" O' y8 b" \. \, M9 U
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.7 G3 a3 y" I2 t8 t7 t( C! v
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.3 i9 p( [( ~% U: }8 O
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.$ Y O: m8 n: z5 O' c
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0 S: S+ y) L/ O; [5 {8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.! r7 \2 j/ z) p: u/ _# b
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.3 Y! ]8 E8 B( _) z" ?9 p) y
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.7 H- t3 J( g; p! Q
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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* G% F. z' I7 d2 X13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.1 y t- n% B% J% F& p( X5 b, u
4 c6 r8 c$ Z% z4 M% ?3 a14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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3 c! i% b# x5 r17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.5 z$ v. O# b" [# d0 |+ c
$ ]' i6 `3 N7 H# P( Z. W$ T18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.% G* [: f A9 a7 `
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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9 [" m8 X: V! x5 a L: Y( ^* f21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.4 T Y+ K- {. G; w
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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- I, Z% A1 K6 I% X8 L; z23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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+ p" \5 @* N& Y25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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