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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...- X+ r' I8 E+ q
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& D j# P4 t" S# Q1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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: X+ a; q! N. b D( C5 u2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.2 H; B" Z; h1 G7 O, s- e
/ B P. h* T, K8 J7 z3 ]3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.$ S- G; |) Z1 ]6 P- Q& [( m* l
6 ^3 y r" V+ c+ X5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.* u; f d& w# M- \& c
/ q( x9 x9 i, c$ K7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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; s8 n& X" u! P1 u8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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3 r3 a) ?# \- r! s( i9 j- g11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.6 Y+ C. q8 b! C$ M& h0 p
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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! w! L" w2 a2 K0 q; A13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.2 O7 [8 o" m4 z& b% k
. @ W# ]) k! }. T- s: i- e4 y14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.3 @. R; c5 ]. L) i
% C" ^- ?) K3 v( a1 y15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do. r. B: x+ c7 l U; `% J$ ]
3 H6 Z/ M/ T' D* | Q! E% n16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.7 x4 I) _, P w' x: F/ q7 ^( Z
3 \* W( B' v! p17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.* i T5 B0 \7 h
. a$ n& y" l1 R19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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6 p+ r! r* Z" d) _/ X* E9 d20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.7 J7 |! U* o4 `1 c5 Q
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.7 v* S, h' S1 E* e
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.& l+ n: Q6 x5 t; k
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.9 C, a8 o. U2 y
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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* m9 F9 O9 E k, G! I) _6 b25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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