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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...5 B" E8 u. G; ]: Q: ?' Z6 E8 P
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9 i, m9 v4 F; f8 g _. H1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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4 O' h# |% N' A$ e& Q3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.' j0 I6 c# _4 L% r# N* \
- V, y+ `/ c+ I5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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+ w8 m, D0 j% x2 W& K6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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' ~! F- C. v* F0 ?: |4 ~( \7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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7 Z! N$ t2 d5 m' ]0 g8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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4 Y# {3 c0 ~7 ?7 Z10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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$ C7 v7 q# P$ @/ G, {11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.8 v3 p8 [/ S, H
0 G: m1 r9 d! p: Z* O2 `, [13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.' j) t0 I; @- F
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.) E3 q5 p4 D2 T% ~
9 m" i( X% G4 J) ]* G5 l0 |6 [15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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! s! D4 x) t y# o* d17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving." v, I9 c% _6 x+ D* ~' P
" y0 r$ k& Y( w0 s" n$ A18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.9 g- r4 @, [+ ^4 W& I
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.# o1 k) H- j3 K/ @0 J
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.9 s' \$ q% Y; C2 n
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.& ?: Z) l0 s, ]3 g; M
& O/ s* P5 Z% S6 B# R2 h8 m23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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* {! V: t/ X$ X% t# q24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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