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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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g- U. m; F0 K2 p6 p7 e, D2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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, q( g/ i) X( F4 m ^3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.5 j6 K, P! z2 p0 V, l* J
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.% Y. }( Q5 c1 U6 {/ Z5 D
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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' E& q! y+ Y# j4 T7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.( A, m7 ^5 E3 a, W) @
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies. }( S: y; p" w3 a' t$ j( F
4 S' p: p" l0 S. v2 b( A6 ?. Y10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.( m# I$ l7 f4 h v# ]! R
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.. W$ g2 X; T7 t6 P
+ c4 j" x* H- _3 ?, t& e15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.' g# q1 g0 h. _
7 _5 c7 z% p! B4 A" d: g. h; k- m19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.: m x% L7 N- b9 r3 l
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.8 W, b, c, ?* ~& B% ?* i" f6 b
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7 z+ `2 f% v- y7 i1 w9 l/ h23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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