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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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7 \, j2 W" n0 k# x+ }# c4 K' J0 j1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.# G6 I/ P! k% U' [( N& @3 Y# E S5 o4 `
" a/ f5 W& |! J4 n+ c3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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3 L& |) @1 J) o4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.( q6 `# G# }1 S/ d. k9 m S$ U
, c! y) P5 w! D; y% v6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.% p( k/ u$ Q( j9 x
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.! e0 [( E2 ?7 K* h) L
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12.) Super glue is forever.5 O- }0 |* w, V0 q
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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# w1 x6 z# C3 ~( y9 u3 _; H15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.% s4 H9 W. E2 n% q+ y& O7 }
6 q4 K/ e) c0 N. W& y17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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# ?7 w3 L1 d; z18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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' p% r! e1 V/ c19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.* u* x. q' J1 f5 }) M9 Z- j
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.- v' l" | I0 M) K5 g0 H
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.; ]4 x, j8 N9 ^6 S
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.! }2 S6 x. L$ f8 ^8 X
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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