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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.3 _9 T7 O; ~0 p" k% m
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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) G/ f. `. g# ~# x7 n3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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: _8 z8 G# B) d1 S- w' l5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late." q5 n% [- `& C/ \+ [7 Q6 P
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.2 Q4 r6 m2 Z& ~
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.( R/ R- @0 n( T$ E* `
* i1 F; R# S; _4 g+ t10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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6 g) [( _: a/ \0 w# v' }11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.2 W) B4 @4 K* v
) _$ s1 E* y5 r, y% i12.) Super glue is forever.0 P+ U" ~6 q/ p. O+ b9 F/ X
. [3 e. x5 g) `13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.* I4 \9 t/ H! m3 D) @- u; y
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.7 n# \! D( s1 f( I- B6 G6 n" Y
2 F* I! Y+ A' y0 u, ^2 J15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.0 o8 z1 \0 O8 }0 H
$ u0 a0 Q8 z& c1 l; r16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.$ {2 f9 D; o2 a8 c# V4 v; M0 b
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.. r8 N' l+ V" _$ z4 y
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.+ O. h8 _6 a( e1 N
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy. a0 h" a8 ^! j- ?* z# }
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.# e: l2 c& E" c- f
; c6 R$ V8 }$ m5 B# u23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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6 Y" }" {7 r# }9 g) J3 p5 o. ` k& w( ?# P24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.0 u3 i- V4 h. D" c/ J/ z9 i
1 R4 S7 R6 [$ O; f/ \5 R25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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