Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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, ~' {$ D. K- e' v3 D; z( w2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

! [7 c' X1 l1 n* Z2 b( C1 J6 P4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

5 C( i. |2 z8 O" C& {) m6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

3 X: e% f% [# ^7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

6 Q# o1 [0 F1 u* y9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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, ^- D9 ~) e& m! }& q' x4 m9 O4 M. v10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

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8 u( t2 a" u: D: M7 W4 a" ^12.) Super glue is forever.
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; n# M" a+ j! r: M4 O13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

2 T! n* X2 Y  g/ c2 P6 [: O14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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* ^* i+ L4 n* S: s4 ~# [17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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4 F1 N( `2 G- l2 ~7 @6 @/ Y20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

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