Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...

老杨

老杨

老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

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7 r+ w& [. @1 T1 P+ w+ u1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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% _2 k- M% O1 D6 M$ J# M" c! w2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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6 G* k$ Z5 `8 w; B- L8 W4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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: ?5 Z/ i& Z- x# [* y' E) z: b12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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2 @+ B" k3 e: R. O2 B0 B5 E16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

* d% h& h% f" s/ b0 a8 X/ C! W! ]17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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$ R7 A+ O% F% s# |* e# a) b18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

  J; _1 ]$ O# b9 [. u: u% z8 ~1 K# [20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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: K& U' R' c. @24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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, \) O% P, t# r- g6 u25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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