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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant., F+ ?' f, ^$ H/ c1 l5 x
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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, @: p6 L& P/ D2 a0 q5 o5 O5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.( m% c/ l: T0 @9 S9 }
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.& f2 H9 x; Z/ f& A' `) a: Z
1 r; p& p' E- x) |7 J& u+ j& h7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.8 E- n2 y# @# y, @6 l8 {
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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7 t7 n3 h" a+ W2 p11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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3 a" p+ ?4 ` `* b: d. g& N( j13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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5 M3 g6 E3 u/ o3 N0 c& A/ p15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.( k- Q9 l3 f) K# f( f y" Z
, c% A# F9 o+ I; A16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens." M0 U" f- @5 {2 J
# F7 R4 u8 F3 Z/ [20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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9 ?% {3 P. l# p* O4 i21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.! k/ P' R& I1 F9 d( s6 G
4 K+ w9 O/ U4 H( `- y. K22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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6 m S, W% @9 k23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.& r$ C% _2 b3 ~& j
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, q9 o! L( M/ v+ Y25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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