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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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7 d! r8 V( v/ W& R5 Z% ?5 qWhy boys need parents...
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...3 V7 G, f& P) o7 V: S

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7 B! E, r. ?1 [% k9 U1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.4 b# [. S6 W' w7 r4 V' _. H
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.% D& d& s# O, x- |

/ I: I, {/ c/ {% C" h4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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( ^% J' ^& k. c) B6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.! a  J; w! Q+ r$ i+ Y/ t% p
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.2 Q: ~8 S4 i2 p, R+ q

" ?1 b' x' J' M* Z8 z9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.$ W# B' ]9 O5 H( h- a: w

1 H" H* u% }+ L: ]  n/ N" b12.) Super glue is forever.6 V* l; s% J: U( w3 s

, f# {1 E- _( ~$ F1 H13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.9 [9 @) p( o  V! e2 e: O
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.1 [' B1 Q( J8 `

* ~- v$ e1 w/ b/ S  z( v) O16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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# h4 }" P; E" q; w6 M, }; R18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.2 B- s" }4 F; ^. I* d
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.8 ~8 w' b0 A( M! o/ R

/ U( F: u8 K% x( H. j( T20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.* Q! H9 x. X8 ^: g! J( F: @

" [6 l! U  ^1 D22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy., @6 n* S' o% W, k3 q+ e- l9 S$ G

; p/ o1 g$ F& }7 a0 [24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.( ^5 e, E8 [1 G( o! ^0 I4 t

  o9 P7 H3 k: i0 _6 W" W25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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