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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...: X0 b" r, |$ e6 V% t- m% F
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1 Q7 x# o% d& N6 f" V2 ]1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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' m2 o+ Y- [7 q, U4 c& R2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.: o! q/ t1 I; ~1 Z& v8 d8 A& c
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.! v" `5 A: E' b* m
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. o# g# J" S( ?2 ^# k
- Z h* ]& d5 W6 k: l6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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2 @3 _* y6 y6 Z5 r6 U9 e& T8 K7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.5 {: A( q, p) Z v# w
3 t3 i5 i% m+ W/ V. p T9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.8 ]" g5 p6 w* C. H
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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, U5 E& o8 d5 c$ x4 k) g) n11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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' S# g' B! e+ ~. y/ p; Z/ T4 j1 {13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.' D9 Y8 T: ?' {) h# b2 ?
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.: _0 m: K+ N g
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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3 X) b. f% ]# {# M f; f. D17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.( t) A( M" {- o" o
# S. @: N7 |8 H0 C5 p& m, w18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.! v; @6 T( R$ M8 h- L2 ~
: Y( e G" Y* _ R: w19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.) n! Y5 m/ Q5 S* i3 G& o( V
% y& b3 @! d" [/ d4 Y: y! k: Z20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.7 _. [* n# V4 v& s) l
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.( E+ ]4 H& \/ O) G' P/ v
5 r, r& q: Z) F8 E. s) k2 b( f23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.; S$ I; z! L. W2 T
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.# X. s: D, ~- A: e
5 Q( J1 f' R( x7 w25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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