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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...2 m. n! D: ]/ H, c; \4 F% B$ r
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' r( [% r% A$ k% f1 f; A0 D4 E1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.8 S3 v3 I( }( t6 L2 J" h; ~
- O1 M8 j" }0 ?* F% f6 L2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.4 p, @% V6 m- r9 `
' g, P% u$ t* o2 [. v U- `4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.' c/ q; A9 S" X( B5 P, r" k
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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: r9 w1 I, {+ C6 U1 l+ `7 p* K7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.6 b5 v1 R# v7 C, j% x Y
5 N& C0 a& r9 j3 I' H( U' y9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies." \: \. V* e% s& Y
; t# j' N0 e) \/ o# W" u10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.( ?( m( p2 ?9 w
8 s+ w- d& r' ]4 D11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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4 A( G( ?; C0 u8 B$ i) ?13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.7 |6 p) V6 b* V" G. ?4 m# m
& j- w+ Z* s2 w- P, q14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.- W+ F! x6 j" z) o: W
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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$ d" {0 ?: q; k" e16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.7 e2 d% I3 ]1 {, e6 L
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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6 N9 E# B1 y6 X1 O' N/ g18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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3 c: E7 H: u+ U2 N* X19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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% y5 a, L: _$ t0 v" [+ Z. O4 x20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.; Z. }+ {% I' q
2 E' m7 J" b, R21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.0 B0 V, R1 o. z* _# j! D/ P) }1 e
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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$ U7 u; f4 P" _/ s9 R; \+ i25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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