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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...4 w, m/ ]9 z% S! P9 ]4 y4 C5 t
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+ b1 [& @; f! p5 i, x; E1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.4 A$ y: f9 s' M. J2 A) [6 B: Z
" I8 @0 {# W) r5 V4 z) u% I2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.. g0 o7 {0 L( c/ i4 r: F" V
0 a$ \5 N M# U, o6 ]8 l3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.0 s) }2 C3 |6 {: V4 ?+ `3 {! @
8 w! `1 y1 J9 L7 h4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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! o0 W: |) j, h# H6 U/ ~" b, A7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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5 |$ Z8 N% P6 x* m$ Y8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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/ b% L# e- T" h5 O8 m9 h7 {6 \10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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4 X! h- @+ X, U' N11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence./ z3 K/ C1 `( R: X! h+ |8 n
' D8 a2 i+ C, K12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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, ^! l2 _1 z0 @" t1 y14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.9 T6 O; `& e3 M7 m! E5 ^
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.# o4 Y7 S! u7 M- u7 H( G
4 ?7 h) ]& L8 v6 B16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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# h# t2 H, |+ w) E" h18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.' s. T' L: v% a4 k {
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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% F1 o" o# f- K6 x) p20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time./ J k2 i9 q" j0 F- F1 m
8 ]4 d4 J8 W' F) g" b! c- Y21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.3 }6 p! h( p$ W+ G5 d
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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