Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...

老杨

老杨

老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

3 B' l; {( q, ~( T" o! r2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

( p. w% X) \2 ], q+ l: l6 Z8 y4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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+ P# p& F" h& D2 H( w) ^  ^# R6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

5 O/ M( P1 a6 n: C7 M5 R8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

5 A3 t0 w, C- t0 D( a% ]/ W9 ]7 Q9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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2 a0 z1 I2 `* x7 @$ E9 A' W" D10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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" F9 Y5 U9 X1 G9 [0 Q  B11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

2 d7 ]1 D, m! \$ x. o" I20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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+ q7 X' [) e' G( e9 w23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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- W5 D/ F$ J4 W  z2 I! ^+ \24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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