Why Boys Need Parents!

老杨

This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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老杨

老杨

老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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+ @6 N* o# J8 x6 b3 o3 O1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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+ b, F- @' k& K  n* t( U; M2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

+ W3 w9 O9 n) _, v3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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) ]! r. b6 n: X7 w+ Z4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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0 {! l$ f5 \  g4 b. F" e3 ~  B5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

7 d( ^7 r& I3 Z" @6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

3 t9 q4 x; S- o' u/ N7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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. B1 i$ ~! h' m1 s4 l# f; s, W16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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, i. J& x7 x0 N& |% g17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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& M: t: ^2 ?/ p19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

% U' u) J- @2 x9 X3 _" g20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

2 }# M6 e; Y- `22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

6 L) g) v. u4 [+ k! ~24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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