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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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: x5 x5 `# h; W2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite., A5 V) J: `+ Q# H2 @$ Q0 ~
1 a2 n, I$ ]8 h& U- ? g3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.1 v9 H# r- F- v
( R! ` E5 _ Q4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. f n" u8 D L) s/ f
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.1 i& L8 `9 \! T
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.% y% a3 v f2 r' T3 f
7 O/ Q$ i- i+ {) A7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.% N) Q& j; r0 e# ?# x
- _8 W1 ]9 X: K" d. q10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.) O- e, ^( |8 R8 A; r/ a
" W2 {5 Y2 o8 R: P11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.( A. V7 V0 _2 M+ D5 n
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12.) Super glue is forever.: v9 k5 b7 j. n
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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2 a( R& w! ], F& m14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.8 I2 v. r0 v: w: W( E
" a: O* k& Y) r3 U9 h0 f16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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1 o& `+ U4 `/ D$ l2 m: y" S2 v5 K18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens., G; c4 E' d. ]/ ?% O* P
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.( v8 Y7 B5 f% G, L" j7 T( [
, `7 Q7 B7 N: o5 O+ K21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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4 d/ [. \' N' a4 r/ I! o22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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4 C* {; f' h0 d! ^( W! g) ]. Q! ^' c23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.3 j6 _) i" @) J* a0 ?
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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