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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...0 ^) U3 `+ \3 m6 V4 L# Z. Y+ {" c6 x
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$ F8 ?% H, N8 Q, |8 { ]- @1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.0 R) z9 i$ ]+ W" a! {- }$ a, I' s
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.3 v. Y4 j$ ?, ]% s
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4 x) {1 F" V5 }" o' w9 q4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.: o: I0 M1 H' N) W9 N
9 U1 E' x/ q& ?* M5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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2 p4 t# L/ g! w u( ^( Q7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.( x; Q0 \- p; U6 J9 p; j
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.2 h1 r6 y6 c( k+ ]( x$ J, n: }$ ^
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12.) Super glue is forever." Z. `6 ^& g7 D, m: N3 q# E. S& ]- c
. ]) f9 R% F0 o; ? f5 ~) T13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.4 a1 m" S8 L: C k/ V
3 S6 O/ j. ^" Z( |* ^; A' w8 F16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.$ `% o2 v6 `& y. E$ M0 V7 y: @
; N6 h7 t( B. E6 d! s8 Y17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.% V. e% O( Z1 d2 @, l
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.# X7 {/ _# l1 b1 D
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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% y* @" J9 d* }( x9 l21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.5 v# E& T7 q7 n: [8 D, Q
2 a3 X7 X- q5 v: l: G6 I& r* d22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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% R% G1 L' X3 m/ \5 _6 U24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.& {" k3 s% ]5 j
4 \/ R& r0 j% S; ?$ W8 c25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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