Why Boys Need Parents!

老杨

This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

# J5 r4 n0 O: S4 d8 e( A+ NWhy boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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& X! y. r$ V  i/ C1 h. b8 j2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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' X& Q, H  s- a* K% Z4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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* ~7 {- P& v# j5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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9 @1 [6 g# r6 ~6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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" u/ ^6 j* Y3 W7 k3 F7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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; F/ ?. F4 p) R6 W7 J: ^8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

# o) U6 c4 X0 d6 _: X' D! n9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.
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% _1 |7 J$ i# z* K5 @13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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: ~( u2 O9 I$ ~- H21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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5 v7 [. c) a) F7 s) w22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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! @0 l, b- F9 M24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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, f! C* y9 x/ l! B25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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