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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...4 v) |5 _! @5 y# M a; {
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.5 ?. R' m; m2 j3 S) w& j1 k4 j; s
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite./ r1 q/ E' U: E! W2 u; a/ t* U, B
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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& `5 O: q3 h& c6 b4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. d- V; H0 ~% L' A6 R
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.7 y, P/ |( _' C: N
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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$ g2 `: x% x6 m! ?, N' a8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it. f0 N, d& m) R1 j8 t
2 d# r5 i0 A& G: r3 s0 L0 p! y9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies., W& w4 C( i/ s l: ?1 z, i
5 _; b7 Z x- X% O10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.6 V% w6 l5 [( V$ z: A: h4 V
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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% S* _! e1 T; F13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.$ w# I- \0 o: p# }% ]
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.' j0 T0 ], ~" K, T
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.& n$ F* o1 i3 N8 R1 V& I* j
, D& p# @" o" r% P. X1 k" U21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.& a# i K* l, y$ m% t; c- S
; \0 G& }! j7 _6 q22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.) H \( [1 I! }: m
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.$ e" M3 L7 D; P9 x4 u* u1 l9 R
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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