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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.# I- ~+ {- R5 @' U- U
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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0 K7 f$ Z; L1 M+ g; Q1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.9 ?+ Y0 [1 C3 M  R3 N

5 z1 x# Y1 m% x4 T; F! K4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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% f5 y, y# w; j* ?, T/ f5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.7 G7 E, a, r7 i4 q- G5 |/ m/ B' N

* b- h8 A0 e4 @# i$ T1 R: X6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan., W2 n" W. k2 l" h0 j
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.( h1 g) Y: L- }$ C5 ^  z

+ f- w5 A1 h5 }; [& g. [# g8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.: F: u- O& [; ~, H2 H

) R) v' @$ j. d% l. e0 D8 o  U9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.. `- t: i+ z  ~

* d! i' K6 P3 d, L10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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7 k9 y; u6 b. H: {4 L0 I! F) P9 b11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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" S! y8 {! b* A. }* m12.) Super glue is forever.. W% D2 e) P  ?! A+ L
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O./ p, w6 [7 u4 Q$ E( d
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.0 E0 k6 c) k1 f$ Y

  O5 h+ w$ X- j* E16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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& v& u, |! T; h$ L2 X17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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$ L& H9 d* i6 J18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.  v* m% B# O4 ~1 a& A
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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  ~% s5 K$ \3 f8 Y4 o5 E21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.! t# s0 U6 T0 N6 H4 \5 r

% e; D' |$ g2 Q* i+ V8 d% H22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy." v( c, o+ j6 L6 `2 O' i
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.# ]" [" D  H  w) F3 ^

: q9 v1 u/ f- e  l24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.6 S% A! Z: r" F0 ?& Y
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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发表于 2008-11-28 16:10 | 显示全部楼层
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