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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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# ?2 V7 N9 s! QWhy boys need parents...
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...( Q$ f( M( @7 F* d  z7 b! @

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, X% Y" F+ \) ^) p% g4 h' P0 c1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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. `0 D+ @( v# a9 ]! X' \! B2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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) [' k* D$ T& S1 e0 b- l! K6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.% g+ |5 Y$ _/ _
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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+ C' ^- K0 d3 e  o& |, Y8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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" Y  J; Q5 g+ d( `+ a9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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' L- M& n. K4 q% e+ E  F10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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. V: h  f5 l4 k7 l: A' M' ~11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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+ T" \( A% [3 n# z* ]: v0 U8 d13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.2 K7 ?2 x! a% D) D' M

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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.- b: F8 K6 x' m; v' i, K
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.1 O! w- X* C: q3 z9 s8 o, G
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.4 k8 l0 e* v- ]* s! W

/ g1 Z2 z. V. M- g: }1 R: d% A# Q19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.3 P% z" L3 |. r" ]9 H

7 h% Q: H  t( ~% Q5 |21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.1 \; W; n* c% N  l
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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( t6 l6 ?+ r! @' f2 V7 _; V2 D2 s0 c23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.3 ]1 U) r( x: B2 W( B& T
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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发表于 2008-11-28 16:10 | 显示全部楼层
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