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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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. l" z' B: n3 t0 ~8 I2 H6 b1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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* m" U6 L: V- T, G& y& U. s7 o0 v2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.% c6 |) e" E9 Y3 z) j
2 k4 s9 w; p1 {5 c8 ]0 N3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.1 x' ]. h; L# [. n- G i0 B6 P
/ i. j, `! w# W9 L6 o1 Q% h$ u5 \5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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4 Y& C2 [& O+ r' c6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.0 w5 p" j* S) G3 R, e c% \
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.+ R' y* Z# m5 x4 g! ~% D4 J
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.: y0 l: i; q8 R5 t
9 y% z5 t% s7 L' u12.) Super glue is forever.7 H( g, M' s% ~5 R
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.) ~8 x$ M% _8 z4 { m. p
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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( n+ |. B0 z2 ]8 f( c4 s18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.5 _4 A" \- M% }1 ^ K6 U4 z
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.. Y0 d2 t# X) Q5 P4 y
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.* v+ K* v3 [5 g
+ `1 d. Y8 ~% O) S21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.- u' X: }5 X/ f7 K4 W6 i
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.( h* h$ b n3 B" @8 Q9 B; ~
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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