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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...; X1 K0 _" i% T' y2 O) ^
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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2 m5 N2 J6 v4 i3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.9 r( X" n! K' Z! {$ m
2 {) m2 W) u, |, f, j3 K) E/ g. r4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.$ c5 J0 h4 d4 ]9 X" c: |
* M! y" D/ z h5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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- R; |7 ?. e J7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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% S4 B) T6 k& v+ r+ E0 g, C9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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7 b; ~- l9 P, ], B10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.; ?; X/ {. [9 E. t( E% N
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.1 ^# U( k$ {. U* O. d
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.1 P9 t% I. K: K3 s( |
$ o4 S0 |" o) G. P; ~5 p4 V15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.7 _0 ?3 a; F% o7 i4 h
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.0 U" N) b$ Q& U2 @( |& O1 a
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3 r( ^( X) K9 g, u2 ~- m; |18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens./ z' B8 x/ p4 q
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time." N4 |8 q' g1 w9 j! [
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.5 a& _6 M" {- P- ?6 h7 n* d0 e& D
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.' J8 G$ p$ ?! P% O$ l& V7 j
3 l v7 H0 F0 ?* I23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.0 m3 _* _+ ?1 \5 b( ~# q$ ^2 y O
* M1 W% F; j& `& V24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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6 k( n& a2 o2 @% I6 z; B9 B25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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