Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...


( b  k! X, R3 k1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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/ E) L9 b) h/ C2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

# y& W5 m* C4 O0 p* m% z8 H4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

( a2 Q: \8 [7 D5 U; E2 @7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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3 m, q" M5 m- F" u9 D* G; G8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

+ z$ |0 g$ G7 T8 L10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

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12.) Super glue is forever.

7 e% @2 b7 ?/ N, S3 E13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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& r! ]1 d0 R0 r; m3 C3 [14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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: I% ~) C9 W. s) e4 L7 T15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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1 G, T8 z" Z: {" O+ o% o' g16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

/ V. x7 `, @+ o21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

, ~+ O/ h. ]% |* \) n6 f$ f22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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, b6 v8 _0 M0 w, y. D5 s# d23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

# J- @# m* ]" g' {! m: t1 r1 m/ T24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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, o1 z( H. f5 J8 q25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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