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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like.... g+ Y! a# E" v2 B4 x. S
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. N6 c8 p- _$ J2 ~5 s
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.( n( ~- |* U. s8 M6 c# D! o4 T
2 s% \6 y* w3 \- u. b2 ~* T7 W" b3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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0 D8 I5 e( x5 f8 ^% d2 L6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.1 J7 G- A! H) e. I1 X
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.0 U- S8 g! C: p9 h" g9 h% U4 Y
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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6 X! l& d6 l$ r! c3 i- Y3 u8 J9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.4 o! s& x+ \7 L s, ]6 h
1 m8 w- a& s9 \0 v, U8 z ~6 {2 l10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.! I5 n2 @. F3 Z. k
; x5 l$ W1 d9 n- Q11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.8 L: n# y2 O2 Z; K* y; Y3 @5 W
" l+ `- m* u. Z+ P12.) Super glue is forever.7 S8 R& z* r* r% T6 P* x% ` B
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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) g9 V3 i5 k; k8 H$ V: p14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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' l: l: i3 Y5 j8 a15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.0 M! g- V: |: }5 e+ i
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.( q4 `- l: k" b+ A. t
& i, _; o6 m' j h/ t8 h* d* \6 o0 f17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.5 I1 S( b/ A+ S; Y
, D, n4 b: m8 ]18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.& H* a# q' J/ I; t( O) M
1 W" n8 I! \5 K7 K$ M7 q19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.% l: h' I; B$ B" z8 X( k
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.- R3 D) ]6 a: O$ Z
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.* _: M. ^) i6 @, O% \( P! [8 \
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids." D4 N7 h" I H/ e5 c$ h a
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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