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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.# G% u. Q9 P4 b1 F7 ~, I. P4 i

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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...0 \( p! s  `# ~! s

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$ R2 o  _$ H5 V1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.  @; g  Q' N* Q

; a# k0 j% ^9 P5 J1 [( O2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.( \6 m4 M6 Q6 B1 ^2 S- ?) E  Z# e
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.* s$ K: p1 I1 n7 x0 }  g

' e; T0 Q+ B# N" Y2 P4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.  t7 c% {8 `8 Q/ x) y

) n( o; F* H- f, _5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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  r7 S7 f1 `- l% ?" }6 @2 r7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.& j# q6 G. g  ?+ E

/ |, r1 c7 z+ Q0 @8 J8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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6 Y, d8 G9 Q: }9 h8 }9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.) Y5 E5 E+ D7 E

4 X2 G  Z* J( W. [2 q12.) Super glue is forever.! C+ o1 n4 U& B
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.; O# {( e: \' h( a  c  \, Q
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.5 o' C* L2 h# u; I; _7 |* e
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens., ^9 U; k- V3 k1 o$ k) A

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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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, c5 }3 b+ o& m% ]. I1 x( ^23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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5 R( n; k7 M; o24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.& F( P7 E( E; K
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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发表于 2008-11-28 16:10 | 显示全部楼层
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