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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...$ X/ _# m1 m. h5 d
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.3 O: F/ c9 r. D5 @: Z$ {/ {
0 e% A5 f3 V1 y' T7 V2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.# M8 N% K/ S/ e7 J+ U
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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9 U3 E7 h3 K- R7 }: M6 ^- Z! `4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.+ @2 ]. k2 d @( B- A) p$ r
0 ?5 D% E2 i/ u3 y0 n( ]5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan., U5 P% f7 `9 `/ G' g( q2 c- ]
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.& Y- S% ^# G, Y; M
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.8 O6 w6 J3 A% @$ I( J1 W$ V
$ @; B. v' m/ _8 o# y1 X/ ^9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.7 \$ j- t2 T. z: h1 }6 C, @
# v9 @+ t/ i5 J11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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, S3 y& G: T6 v- B" }12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.3 O- K; T7 e! S5 d- \
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.4 J4 O9 n8 s2 _5 t, @$ l# F5 z) ~
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.6 t3 H. _. @6 I3 Z0 K
8 r6 I2 N. g7 v0 W" p% T17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.- a+ ?5 v* E8 Q& J4 v; I4 M
3 u6 y! m2 q- m18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.) Y- C9 s+ ?" J
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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$ p- L+ ^# p! m/ V0 X3 N3 m. K21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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1 W4 b0 r& l& J22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy./ N/ r" U/ s& V( m8 ?: \ u" E
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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P6 v& ~- ~, }8 W0 V$ v s. C25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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