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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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! l" W3 d5 I7 k- U l N, \+ X# r1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.% w7 S0 p4 @% P; G
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, e7 H1 w1 k2 h& i: i9 k3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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% p1 l$ d P# T# D$ k5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.# u1 ~5 D5 p6 A& X
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.0 J; F+ U: |* l7 |( g
- Q. l' Y; p/ e8 K8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.& |+ K# r& F) H' [
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.* ^) g; a- t l- M) k" Z
( ^% X$ q/ k5 i0 x( W# K2 E10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.0 P N" g, z: m$ `
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.+ c. ?1 g9 }( q3 @6 r2 ^( o' @% [6 b/ Q) }
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$ e4 N, Y( K' P3 {6 a& l13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.3 W1 d$ W5 C% T4 J8 q
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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5 r9 E. E: y8 f, G15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.# e/ x' z; [& I
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.% H$ r* L, Y2 d
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.* J; g; {1 \$ E9 ]6 k
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.) r# t" ? [ z" l
1 y. n- t9 V/ N! K7 X/ b; G$ o19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.( T6 i& U; P# W( B9 |: B! x ~
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.9 O e8 `2 D$ E. {4 j, W6 z; e
8 W, z& I7 }; m# x6 i- c21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.) w4 `+ S; P) h" @
% X, L# @5 ]2 E+ d0 v& x1 B22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.3 e) p5 p! R5 L- X
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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