Why Boys Need Parents!

老杨

This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...

老杨

老杨

老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

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3 t  a! q7 z1 X0 I& U+ |9 g1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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. h4 _8 j( {- x2 R) y3 t% P2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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& H( O+ a! R" j# V; {4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

2 I) r, Q3 k0 H9 |  x. a$ x8 }$ m% q7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

8 _! J5 ?! g9 E! t10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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! p$ Q8 S2 ?1 D# `1 |8 o14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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, I# s: ]! ^, i; B% l$ J+ S  u16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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+ D* O* Y! P2 P; S  c+ D5 T' O, u* k18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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+ b0 C) C- P& W2 b- T$ t2 |8 a& v& v19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

1 W6 P; T+ z- D, p' ~22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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: G% }5 B" O4 s# V6 t/ U23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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8 K; F8 O6 @" K/ M! q( h1 g, \24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

: {1 P' X3 l1 o25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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