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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...4 j8 Q& n+ ?1 R& c& @; e4 }
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9 L! M$ ^ |: w; x% z+ z1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.* E1 Y1 V( x9 j8 j4 A
: b( C8 ^! E) ^9 X+ f, _2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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) p% ` t1 U- j! Q! }3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant., d3 k+ q( g2 U8 U, X: d% E
4 S0 r, k9 s. l! T6 b4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.7 D `) ?- W0 p
, J2 X. K0 W6 ]0 T2 M; A' Q6 e' W5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.- m9 Y) l, P8 f- k8 h) ]+ _* U8 V
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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9 {- A Z: f) Y3 F7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.! Q- p3 J( _" d- a; S4 Q7 t
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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3 }* Q5 [$ W6 q1 R4 k- O11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.0 W! m/ r4 G# ^3 z
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12.) Super glue is forever.7 ?7 t. v9 E/ e" K' \
9 B/ P. I" j3 \5 H13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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% [8 L Z9 s% X) l. L) Z14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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, @+ ~# P/ ]5 i/ A/ F; S3 C5 W/ R+ G15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do./ R+ d5 R& H3 _) E# e9 [
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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+ A+ q- [( _7 ], I$ a* z5 ^17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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4 ~( Z2 ~2 l2 [- N1 `18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.( o" D: n8 ~ s
# ?/ E+ I( v" o" s7 n6 O3 K" i19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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% y# ~0 x$ w3 x+ e) V0 m20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.' p/ j, P: _ I. h
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy./ U7 a' \. z+ n9 J: H- N4 [
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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2 P7 Q. n& L% b23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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8 \& P( Z* F9 d( G4 E; N2 D+ L% D R24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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