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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...+ ?# q/ y# R5 u4 R& b( O, r8 i0 @& A
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) X4 K6 b; w9 w2 A5 Y1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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: p) J l; g& x" A8 T6 Q6 n4 P2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite., s+ b' h( Y3 G# D5 _
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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$ [( E( R% B; E5 P6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.. a8 X0 J8 `/ `, P5 G' u
7 m" L* r6 D$ U! t1 j7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.* H2 Q) T/ V, A3 k: E
' m! Q1 }& @! f8 `$ W3 c+ P$ K5 R2 ^8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.; S2 C" [& d5 C, W a) h, T% }
* N: P- m3 f$ s6 L9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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- N' }, `2 O7 @$ K' Q1 [7 y; c: ?11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.5 ^! u7 g( ?2 G; z! {
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.- ?0 o) F+ x4 l6 ?
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.+ a6 f$ m8 v' M
9 c' M* D6 `' b J. m- K22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.: V' @; l% J$ L" O3 k
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.8 r O' x/ @) D7 x' ]6 a% p/ t' ]
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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