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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.$ _# E% z$ G. d7 z

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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.4 {! P8 U. U9 t! g, z
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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* T1 ^  C: G( Y# L3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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7 M$ E- Z2 L, P5 g' j7 i4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.% R2 W6 c' ^7 _! a: l6 r+ d
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.( X9 C: O: f/ B% q& j

: S* x/ D. ~, }4 s. w$ Z10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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2 G$ S1 F: ]1 }  S11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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6 J! q* v- h6 g2 o' x$ I) a5 i13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.7 Y  s7 H; [" n/ q+ g! R; ^/ L- `

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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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! Q3 n' x( Y8 C5 r16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.) b& Q' X' E  o6 }

0 ]8 B' u1 F3 {' c19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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1 A: j0 N1 N/ K1 S; V7 f9 u20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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8 H$ x. v, }. U* @21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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2 ~7 h; s2 a/ @0 E: x  V% [22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.) \5 J/ _! A& W

7 S5 K1 T1 ]+ z$ v9 j, s23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.: r& U1 F$ Y% i0 G

" W1 z1 b; m1 g1 B5 k. R; D8 I24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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发表于 2008-11-28 16:10 | 显示全部楼层
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