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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like.... A! \5 M/ v+ s0 C
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- Y& U1 f2 x5 s1 t. m5 F# ]- `1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.. m) B; m) ]$ E3 r
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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8 h/ P& J) u* j& t$ O& Y5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.8 W7 g8 g$ ~* S/ A7 t8 b
6 u2 v5 |; @8 T! ? G# B6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.' I! a; p% v5 Z# j! i& Z
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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( A6 f! v: L( K9 w1 K, H# ]8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.( h9 g2 n6 y( C1 l+ x
- H/ W& k. Z9 T. D) G9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies. p# ]( ` j/ b, V4 F W) f% i
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.; D& A4 v6 B; O1 V! D) K0 F
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.$ l) v6 Q6 X3 |* p; }! @
) b7 ^/ E- K* {3 G1 I' w N t12.) Super glue is forever.
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+ P7 `& `2 }1 i' [3 M13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.) i6 m0 h& h% ?2 i7 e
. `9 |3 E! a% w) Y4 @14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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' V5 H/ C l1 H0 z3 o; V+ C20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.5 d; p1 o2 U( [
1 I! L9 `6 z0 q& _21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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' u; e+ G$ X" b; Q3 ]22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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2 F8 l' X8 f/ X: u8 o4 i( V. A23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.* w1 q* G5 e+ U5 D" [- s
; {& n, V- @( v K* \4 [6 _5 O24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.4 ]. I2 o* E: @
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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