Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

6 a) E4 W* i0 ~% C2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

1 |, o* b. U3 t( J) q9 p  J3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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, U! x: G3 u, S5 W; G7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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1 V) ]% x0 b+ M- T0 m2 G; G8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

3 R% a% _9 o7 u1 f/ N- O9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

8 _- y7 }: I+ R, f12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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; i  l+ r! @7 U: z. C  E& X! q14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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/ Q# o5 s5 z6 A0 B: @15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

& Y, ^& P6 V; \5 D" P/ V5 F19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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# I1 |) w6 F& {0 X+ p' d( n' d20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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8 {! ]& i9 Z4 m8 T9 ]+ i8 @+ o0 T21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

: D& i4 t- U  ^0 \# V22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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% l/ e8 M0 X) w23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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% K/ W: `% r1 @& k25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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