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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...1 M4 \( t/ d. J3 Z6 u" ]7 H& v
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.8 N: G/ Y3 f8 F/ u- }$ d
" H4 Q) s; |+ T( f. w2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.( O+ H8 l% f4 Q. Z3 z, V
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.$ K& x# r# V, D" \) ?( @
b" }; @) b! N2 W' @% W1 M8 K0 X5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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' Z5 O- `$ _" F: N# p# v% }6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.! d8 b6 `( ~1 j' G7 W
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.4 R/ y# u, o; D" S5 Q
! e! H3 ]4 D" n8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it." Z; r" [" N, C" K+ W
- u+ q8 }" M0 x) m9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.! y& X! f# U+ Z$ N* }8 u
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.( D+ `* o' \6 o4 ^0 t
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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& ~" m l5 t% A13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.0 _# E, m2 I6 X
1 X4 N6 {& n6 o; r& `/ \4 Q X6 z# A14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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; U4 h2 |" T/ h9 U15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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; w+ u. v* t4 Q3 r! z16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.- K4 a* G' S4 s
' P; r0 {6 _% e( r17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.4 t( ~. c: ^* l) {# B8 b
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.. k6 R/ O' ^1 w9 p% T: H
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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8 s; d; v$ y- V; i* Y, b% n& H20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.7 N. D; u; O+ J, y2 ]
9 ?; s- s/ E% J1 Y+ E6 [21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy. e$ Z3 I5 U5 ?8 f
4 e9 e! S. d+ [# m5 C6 A' s/ N N8 L) I22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.# C6 D6 z$ D( C) z; L) V/ }
0 D+ G( X' X/ v1 \5 G8 h- ]24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.8 E/ @: C; W5 l6 a! Q
7 s8 R* ^& ?: F: I# ~25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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