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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...* ` |" E/ q2 B$ S) g
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4 c8 t B! K' `6 [* f6 B1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.) N8 u; S0 D' Z% E, r9 R& u
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.5 u& E; \+ L4 V! }
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4 G3 s% q2 ]" \& B4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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- S* E4 O. J+ S s2 i; ]5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.' k' C7 S5 S. E f* z7 C/ ~
' t! s3 ?; \- D+ W6 X$ ~4 x2 E% l7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.# {/ Y4 w6 F8 q8 H/ a @
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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D& Q6 Z* ^: L5 ^( S13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.) x5 t( @1 X8 s3 E7 M: Y& h. f
4 W5 ~4 y4 [* b1 [14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.8 I/ ~$ g' f% o" t$ Z: I% ? d
' C) Y4 g: k) O5 i( P15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.2 @8 F t& y2 l8 b
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes., p: C$ W; W+ A! x0 L, }6 S; f& j# B n
$ L. x2 v2 f E2 l* @17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.6 G% v/ ]! {0 z) i; ~
" M4 b2 v* X# c s$ [4 L. N18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.) R, P* q7 ?, A$ X, _
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.8 v `( H& G0 y. @+ n
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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* G* J% z6 X z% O23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.6 Z3 t+ f4 o e3 N5 q+ U( ?
9 T, r& ]/ P+ u/ }( C9 G; d) `0 O25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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