Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...


1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

% {1 w& x7 V( \! q: }2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

0 [! j' s, B% p, [- n! W4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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1 D  `4 M$ a( a. d5 y3 Q7 ~' P9 X11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.

0 V: l6 z/ p( f8 c6 E; r13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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: ]$ v3 R1 R8 |. V+ F9 R, ]18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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$ o- P- K* g7 g8 Y5 P19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

( {( E$ H- v$ z1 A. F5 ?0 L" r20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

" G! C' e, Q3 c( q/ [% d22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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* e2 M3 p& ]5 M+ ~/ {; O' W25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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