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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...' Z- k# T) m2 s) {
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; O2 ~6 }. h& \1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite./ T- X. ?% ?2 G+ p% B. v5 K4 v
4 v2 x; j0 F" C" S3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.6 L% Y" I! s$ Y# P
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.' V* k3 G7 S$ t% \8 D) K' }
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. v |, B6 K* Y( N5 H( {: }: \
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.7 Y2 D) S. u/ D) s* T* `4 D
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.1 ~$ q7 b! F& N+ o1 d
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.3 L1 b& \2 l5 R: |! _9 o
3 o# q5 O- i; G0 b& X- C1 F12.) Super glue is forever.
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6 M+ f8 o8 d1 C2 V1 ?13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O./ b) B: s# \2 {
5 Q' l: a9 c6 C15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.* W' X. Z- l5 {7 t3 Z% X1 k
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.: ]& i* c4 q9 E
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is." s$ l" T1 P: r5 o* K
, e6 d: G! l# X7 _ l9 n* e19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.' @4 }) D2 s: s3 X0 S
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.* b2 }: @! ^9 {" R2 Q* X
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.# o$ f8 S" c- x; z
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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* I# Q h9 K, R- T5 ]( R; E24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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