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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...! Z. E g: A7 T: B
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/ |& K9 f& C9 U9 A( u1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.7 z$ y0 {" V% Z# u6 K8 R
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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- X/ w/ o" \3 c j: a4 s. h6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.: K! H3 ^7 m# T
9 ?7 L$ n2 x# M! p: |8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.' r: z# u1 k5 ~ w1 V
7 x+ i6 V8 j/ U3 u! J9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.' ?1 h) X8 Z3 ]. O6 u
9 R- Y8 p- P% Q% [* n0 {, o10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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/ F/ \) _) V) I* M12.) Super glue is forever.- A$ i" U9 i% \2 }* p* X4 o3 @
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.8 c8 f# U I7 F: B5 c+ h a C
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.0 D7 ?4 I C2 Y0 \* R7 c* S" b9 s6 P
9 a, ]3 @; o4 T/ h16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.* ^1 T; l( Z6 ?* t y% c
7 K+ D( K" |; ~1 ]* _17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving." E1 @: [7 j. ^$ ^
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.4 c3 Y4 t# C% |+ W. R J
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.+ {6 h% \) d8 J% J4 B
1 `% n2 y9 n g* _ ?& N21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.+ i, b2 G( v# M' f' v# V- Y+ V
5 S" `; k( p7 {! s23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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p- W" ^$ h7 r4 p6 v25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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