Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

7 e# D, V, X" |8 `4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

8 R2 H! t4 B& `7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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) S/ P: Y) `1 `7 O! M* R8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.

7 K* F3 r" P5 o' M$ U% W8 C13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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" {3 n' A& ^- X2 B! o- B14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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9 G- {2 p3 p2 X; E( N" @) E15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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; w9 ~% C* g$ ]! t+ u. l9 t17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

1 m/ ~! ~+ h  w) e+ ~# x( I18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

# Y2 k7 j/ \; W9 ]22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

( j8 m: i4 O/ E6 K6 T+ l1 c, r23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

. V3 V% q: r% ]3 D! s25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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