Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

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老杨

老杨

老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...


3 j5 n1 A" H/ @; j& E' J& I1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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9 Q& o: B7 W5 g3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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$ Y8 R) d: t& f2 Z: X: E4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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! }0 u" b" t, R0 P* P5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

9 j9 l; I$ i* f" o7 r* T4 r9 W3 g6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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5 t+ G4 _/ ~2 r& e, c7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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& h9 Q+ S% @0 s: ~# W8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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$ z8 j8 D* `( ?/ @2 H9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

2 L+ E- G0 E$ s# d# R10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

6 x1 Y. I4 l+ {# y11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

4 f# d* }$ Z( C, Y+ Q12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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. z2 S- p& G6 C. z8 \14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

; ^7 |' B* j  J15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

- M) z/ Y, j9 f% A18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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5 S$ Q3 d* x) O, S2 m8 `20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

( ]. \/ a' \4 d) L$ g# Y22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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" _! w5 t/ V, M3 E- B7 q23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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- q1 N1 \7 N& `( O7 `# N25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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