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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...5 Y( K6 L/ d0 X2 j/ X* M) m, T6 l
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1 h4 G3 l Z8 v# y9 o% y @1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.' Z. f; H* Q6 j$ O3 c+ x
! `" F( o/ ], a# t6 r2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.2 C7 c8 c$ ?3 O8 _2 B- q5 ?
1 @/ s" J+ I& l1 G2 f3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.4 A) g2 L8 P5 Y7 N% u; O3 Y
/ y0 y1 X& j* h6 C% v- E$ O; O$ d2 C4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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' `. _/ d' l* l4 U) c1 h$ X5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.6 }' L; @0 n$ `5 d+ l& _, G
( r0 @9 y1 {' ~# u/ k6 v7 _7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late." a$ E: g; a& `8 F: E
, r9 A" i* p0 w4 s+ ~; l6 W8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.+ X8 n* ]! _6 y; r& L Y! W
9 S0 V* T$ r# \. |7 K+ C) Q* W. t/ `9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies. P$ {' Y( x$ t2 ]/ S$ N+ ~
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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9 G8 [4 Z$ ?* L# I. W: J) h11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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$ S W4 Q5 k1 F( z2 I4 n3 |13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.* j) |% g4 i: h8 h ~
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.. ^9 h% r; m! N7 [( y& V: Z
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.9 Y4 ^) u+ M+ r5 N/ F. X- z
2 q0 N* t. P0 ~) C9 O16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.7 E3 t. S6 p5 D# N/ `
: o& [" a# E6 c5 h& p! P9 @17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.' |+ c4 \! O) C& L) [ a
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.5 ]( R" P! S' L
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.$ m' w0 C+ p9 Z- x
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.: q- w# r1 O/ `7 M9 j$ K2 d
, X$ K2 q. r/ T; B8 v25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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