Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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7 a- a7 p0 z  T6 f+ a9 h; u2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

  D; l( u6 Q! s/ R5 y/ B9 f9 l3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

5 v6 |6 Q! \& u: \8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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/ H# G, L$ Z- h2 X0 d# {5 @9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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( |6 v) m$ k( [* n10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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! h5 Q# \) w+ s( |11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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, n# Q; C* A5 H16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

- ]% i/ R: a% e5 P17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

, _4 t1 R3 D& V- x) P' G18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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) M/ }; k+ Q, o$ e, u22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

- B. w. d" m1 h% V3 u/ @25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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