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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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7 E/ c! X. N0 P! K' N: v2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.6 ]; y! E8 V6 i( W) U/ t
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.' B$ J' ^8 E1 ?3 u5 b& L
+ W$ x% Z4 a0 G, M4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.# H4 Q. n( e$ x! ? d; i
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.: N6 u: t6 G4 d. c. @/ k4 X
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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# u( y0 ?4 k( Y- _7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.% d3 ~3 O8 I% Q) r: \! j
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it. C, ~$ e6 |6 \$ ?
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.& w3 ]' B% _1 [- S6 Y) U/ N8 Y1 n
- `! M4 `2 A+ t& x10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.8 a. T; t0 U: p* ^+ E
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence., n7 ^0 V, \# P2 O) }1 P, v
/ r* v: p$ c4 v: {2 ~0 P6 g12.) Super glue is forever.. g4 n4 _+ O/ Z
2 v' m' U' q/ e/ O! d# G8 o7 s3 ^13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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8 s% I- l/ T. h9 y- n2 D" p14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.4 {, |0 r' l- N$ i0 c) c
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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7 j: F$ c4 R( T+ `; C' r18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.9 P; v& H- \- G6 U
* R3 C; D- Y2 E1 b) `9 n4 L/ y2 z5 g19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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# u7 O' {% Z) D. U22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.7 n6 H6 @" T/ F& Z
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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$ J' [% V9 E. C1 J4 @24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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1 z( B2 F, O% y. |25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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