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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...7 A! d9 |% b+ l' T
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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5 E6 z7 ]) e: l [+ k! N# Y" i8 W2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.5 A& A$ l7 L7 A8 h: E. V9 ?
% a6 h; |: m' G1 I3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.& \$ k7 f2 n$ I7 S: n6 Z
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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2 P6 ]; ? S6 v# P M. {5 p8 Y' B5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.3 b. F4 @" _6 `. I
7 r& ]( @' ^) v5 a0 j$ }6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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, e) y( {1 L' `, J, s7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it. B. C b4 Z; g) {/ T
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies." \% e6 ~: ~$ P8 r1 Q% S8 P. O3 Y
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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4 t. Q8 k' j3 Y12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water. e5 k0 A' ?+ Q& L; x/ J
8 F. z# A" D8 w5 u7 b% L) ?14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.* A* m! U- ?9 ], [( o' N9 z
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes." q( m5 h8 \1 g3 t+ j4 S
# {; S- T. s9 n17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.6 V( G) Q0 I# N* p: H7 A
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.7 ^1 \" w& l; Q
! m6 K7 S! d5 ]' G- [/ Q& t19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.. r% s7 g3 T+ t
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.1 q: x. W( {* j8 w; I. z& W4 a+ x. \
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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$ A6 I, O/ |& A' S23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.5 L4 @2 n2 o- h' r3 J5 `' q8 J' d+ O2 w; _
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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H: |4 ^. F* ^4 _: K25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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