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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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) Z. v  |9 x. ?! f* B3 TWhy boys need parents...
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.3 J# }/ q8 ]9 k9 E

% [* {" Y% @* K4 ^1 C7 f! n# Q3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.2 K! L. g$ v# `' I/ f, H1 R6 y" L# B
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.: n# K& h0 W2 u" G/ Z' ~

$ O; D& S$ c  [7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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4 k6 F7 `" I4 C$ W6 O+ s8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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( C9 g$ i; `. I+ L2 x1 r9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.6 d- i( d, U  e/ k9 F

" Q! U! F) W" q% l5 g3 H10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.4 Q; C+ a7 v3 [1 y, S

8 m/ q+ Z+ V9 V# \9 G  s2 I11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.; U; Z; I1 [5 A" j" ]) M

' h$ \) x1 m  j' O12.) Super glue is forever./ {2 a7 g) Z2 @: O/ f% d& R

; r. I- o" V! a: l+ O13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.6 z, M+ \) w+ H) ]* O4 }
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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5 o, n3 C- g3 m2 T; B7 G16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.# D; y1 F' h6 T0 x4 M* {& \/ ?$ {* M' S
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.0 f7 J2 {/ a+ t# x* \

; k4 l6 M8 a5 W1 S9 B20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.0 Q/ `3 u: Z4 G' Q. \2 M% d3 c

, [. J( ?, m: b: R6 I21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.# d+ l8 {$ x' z: Q) S/ E; W8 J0 j

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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.$ A* }  v  Q0 H

: k/ t: L7 x0 S3 L24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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