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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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) g5 T+ M0 m! k' m1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.' [ ?4 H; f( E4 x( k1 f
7 B1 c$ m" \+ a- r( t, U9 H! N6 A2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.! Z' T$ L L" L- w
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room., N. T; @7 F. b* q, N/ R8 Q4 w1 ~
! w' N/ o% Q% K( ^8 ~. E; o, F5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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; F4 A3 D7 k- L e) C6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.. C. s) z% G* B( ], H2 T7 o( ?
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.- n3 l* Y6 u/ R5 J+ P' T% b8 y
, W# m$ C, d0 S9 n5 v9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.7 e; e: H1 o9 Z
" g$ b; r- W. y0 {& ^12.) Super glue is forever.. Y* g6 V2 ~+ A0 g' I8 b- J( ?
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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9 w2 i7 B$ H4 F! d, ~' c14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.5 g1 t/ G! [5 e' `) C9 L
9 D+ W# d J7 j( p6 P* s- C15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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* u% X n8 R, v, s E1 s, H9 U; y16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.; J) F: y4 ~' _$ G
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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) T. N. [5 y6 [8 a* [) [9 q19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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+ v6 F. E# D! P9 l3 c* | c9 @0 G20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.. V4 {$ l7 s- g- u. _7 @, m- r4 l# R: G
2 G" o! @2 l W9 N! C/ R22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy. c# j: b9 }) ~! d9 Y9 x9 i
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.* D1 o4 M* o |7 J( _) h8 D- h
+ `8 U$ }! x/ p% l8 J; v& `8 A6 c. x24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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