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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.4 [* {9 g6 o7 ^6 g6 m2 n
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.0 t$ b) t$ ~5 p# o' R
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.$ z G2 z# q5 h" Q7 j
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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- E6 H( f& m, e* G3 b& @, ]5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.7 V) B9 G9 C4 t4 u( B2 p# Q
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.9 T: L2 O7 H% J0 V) k0 T; M u
$ C m: i6 \. L- H( ~! g9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.* i2 ~) e9 {3 W' a ^; u2 _* p
" |/ v W7 P; V; ?6 p8 t12.) Super glue is forever.: n& b& q- G2 _' ^4 O# H) [
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.2 y" i o# ]! g% g
2 X! C3 g" `% Y. s14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do. \$ f n' h( t* }& v2 {
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0 N. ]5 h' v: I, M! T$ c, P17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.; G& i2 w. ` }& d2 n
/ m, a6 z7 I0 w' }18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.* v# h0 L' P. D- a) S* f! ^
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time./ S9 r; \7 P( _! b* Y% ^
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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" r1 X. N# q6 ?4 Q' q- {22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.9 i3 O" T! f+ \/ Q0 w$ _
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.* m) M0 U: b$ u- v) ~
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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