Why Boys Need Parents!

老杨

This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

" x3 B7 B1 M  u- ^: u3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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; ~  T" B$ Y, j7 q1 P5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

: k" `! S  n: D1 Y& b9 W# i10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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6 x, K! U% T3 |/ `0 N2 A11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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7 X: T" ]5 i2 W15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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! @2 X( L# S7 c7 ?$ _% n" T/ x* r) v16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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5 k9 f. P+ H( L! f! R5 S18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

' T( Q- d5 k) b3 \23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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. i0 B+ O/ i* ?24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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, V( T- z! m# X$ g25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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