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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...2 O& E$ a4 f4 C- y( g$ r3 S" q
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4 W1 ~4 r5 Q' n4 l4 r3 o1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.9 K2 q1 N- N4 B$ ^
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.6 Q/ i: i% B$ ~" W
6 n. ~1 m( f8 F4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room., A8 n c4 g% h$ v0 r
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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# x H" ?* \: F4 u& C8 a! M) R* g. ^6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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% N( L" p& m/ V$ D( k7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.3 r3 E$ D* o' I% Z; [. Q
! {) e1 A7 Q h6 V6 X+ o8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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6 D; ?$ P: r4 y: u: U9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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( T5 A/ G. M0 B- d C11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.. b$ n' u' _" ~- t, s
0 m! B! {5 q5 M# D: o12.) Super glue is forever.2 }7 w( H G& r, L
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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2 ~" K3 T g* F- A* N) Y$ J+ C15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.0 ~) P( ?" t' e# A. Z
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.. u+ F" R" M+ E4 C
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.7 l1 ~# `2 M+ o5 @
, [. e) N- I; C" r3 Y( z9 t18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.: o% w& I0 m& ~' Q, e) i6 T# T6 I
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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) |# A5 C3 s( L% U& n+ c/ e20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.# |: E* b0 X4 j
; ?# V, _/ H$ y: R21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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" e& p. w# i5 _! P& e22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy., B: r+ b4 [; H* y8 g/ N
) u/ b* w2 ]9 G5 `" L7 a$ q6 h23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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. E0 U# |) E4 h [24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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7 F' l0 a# U- U25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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