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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.) D# c/ Q) ?. Q0 E! Z$ V
! V0 K) Y* l% `# _% S2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.: ]/ |( ^! O0 R
& ~" g+ l' J5 n2 o) x3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.& g3 Q& z! Y) q
/ n3 z9 k2 Y; q' b1 ]5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.$ X, Z! f O+ J. ^% D+ K; ^9 \
; _2 \: A) f' @; A8 N/ ~6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.4 j' N, j# @! V$ N7 h
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late." N0 R6 w7 D e3 g
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.0 ^8 y1 P( S X8 `' h; z( B
! ~. ~, [2 f8 R" k' w4 T8 X9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies./ D/ s/ F. C; e3 }4 g
( q/ u# a1 x4 b10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.+ \" U2 L7 R% e, m$ w! B3 {$ L8 E
1 I; J/ S/ v% s; H. V11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.5 Q7 O/ j' M% i, p7 s; X
6 u# L' f1 X! m8 G! a12.) Super glue is forever. s# o, I( o0 C2 G$ X' F
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.6 v! p% v" u' f2 f1 B: G# {% M+ C5 R
% b* C' ^# l- t, P* \& a14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.% E2 }- b( I& z. ?/ H% h
$ F4 L- h! r/ s7 \; P19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.: n. @5 M$ I, n% `2 b
' V5 [4 J6 k4 S! Y7 b20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.. E- R$ D5 l2 ]: |" J2 S
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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