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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2 S% ?& D# @9 A Z/ y2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.. I6 r7 `0 J2 B' E
4 n; G: d: X& ?% ]8 I1 g' j+ p3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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" [# `0 C, F' w# ~/ P' A- Z5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.; v3 ?1 t. g% [
3 C1 G3 M3 `! j3 J) ~ ?8 A6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late. Y. \2 E' E# ^2 z3 s
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it." ?3 j% H V3 q5 `% v: s
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.% T) X5 H' R" q
. j3 S7 W& Z0 V9 u+ E) `: V10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.1 k+ _5 q3 J( Y9 x/ E7 j
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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* X# a. ]3 D- i& B8 c6 k" i& s/ U13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.2 z r9 }5 W9 H4 P# V6 a3 b1 V
. h( N; }2 p) ]' N14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.: L7 E( ^9 ~: Y' y+ ^
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.& X' E3 e& c4 y# N8 h7 D y! C: h
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.$ c1 h* t5 l; l- o; P
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.- \" \6 M8 ?3 E8 T0 S
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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5 n! G$ K) }4 G" X& T% m20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.6 A' n# I4 |9 q) {5 \
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy., U% D) ^+ q6 |% V
' { m" X/ g( X- V$ ?' o24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids." d+ m G+ P/ \# z' i. ?
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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