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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...2 N. F+ s, t: H/ p; O
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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: t/ Q- |' X5 L# q5 j1 W& \2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. w' F4 X `& d' A8 K: X
8 [! e! D# w' O( W. q3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.( L( R9 N* ]3 S; G: V# \- w
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.9 ]& H) _, P3 ^4 _% e
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.* X9 p% R+ f- O5 F" P% h2 D
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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0 L/ M5 [; N! ^# ]/ S" d; t7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.6 F- N( W* K- m/ C- A
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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4 s$ b* f4 Y( K) Y4 W$ N' T4 i9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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9 \& \6 _% J+ ^! L. j! x z' n12.) Super glue is forever.+ b5 y% x P4 H* @5 U
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.2 m+ `$ L) d6 a2 I
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.9 u1 S) J) `' Q4 A* ?
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.9 |1 L1 M! Q* D6 @+ Q5 R
J5 o1 f5 Z9 z7 }" b6 ]16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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1 J0 G8 w7 Z$ j17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.0 B# S& X5 k. a' o, f
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.. @5 k3 }0 u1 |- C) ?) l
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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+ _/ R7 I3 e, R6 q$ a2 ]$ O$ {20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time., E% l! m Q4 Y: C7 `" _1 R+ e
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy." H/ e$ `0 D/ ]. A/ D
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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: I- R4 ^- c/ D/ Q" j25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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