Why Boys Need Parents!

老杨

This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...

老杨

老杨

老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...


1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

4 I2 z' }$ S3 k# K  ]" ~* s3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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- C$ h9 j, m8 A/ F0 E" y! I4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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* Q" E" x1 {3 X9 a6 p+ p, U+ u5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8 s9 P3 H5 ], f$ l8 ~8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

7 O* y- R: ?9 x* l! A0 k5 `6 u11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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, C+ D) b- o/ {1 j15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

0 p; v) F, H9 F16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

4 A; x( N& e3 X5 }18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

% e+ |5 z4 J  P2 j0 A23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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2 O+ i' n( z* w/ ~7 G9 b6 M2 t4 s2 g25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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