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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...; t( Z/ @/ K7 m6 l2 R+ R
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.3 p* ?0 Y) x) d) M3 w }) E, [- G
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.1 H; ]. E" q1 I) t9 t
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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5 e- l+ g; m5 z& i' A4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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: R5 \$ a- z# U1 ?5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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# r" h$ R3 y x8 W- X6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. B/ |& }; \+ j4 Y# W6 w
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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( A7 j6 i' V$ h; A10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.3 W& n9 t. I+ \8 u) ?+ `
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.5 w5 }+ K0 L* a/ c
8 y- R* ?; _& @9 Q6 a( Y$ B' I7 x ^12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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$ U+ r% I- @6 t* M, I2 s14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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6 i* J8 q; Q4 @: {15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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8 e( i3 R: E% i+ \7 J16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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6 i j- N$ h" @4 D18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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$ {# U! ~, m; Y; S. U; g* Y19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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: X" Y/ _) W1 I6 E8 P20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.! K4 V3 T% j4 t' ~- p" Z1 [! }
" H) o( P" n$ U+ ?. H# b22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.( I0 S4 f N, m4 K ?, \' t3 P
" G( s ~2 I) c# a24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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2 O# p% g, B3 d- A8 V0 r/ R4 z25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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