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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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9 _: [5 z. @+ y1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.2 m" D% m1 X4 T
1 |' i4 Z5 {& D2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.4 }/ N) X- P ]! c2 P
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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* ^: i5 P' m8 d' A# H$ B1 _% J5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.6 i' u8 P; U/ o) f3 }& v: T
* G; P$ ]- \# l7 B; g. K& g6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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% ]9 ?, q: L4 C( C8 _7 O8 m8 O8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.. G- \4 L9 F7 V5 R8 ]
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.. s4 `# V" [8 Q, l; s" ]* Z
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.' g$ Q; D- C. x2 R% Y8 G* o
/ H n2 W9 c0 @5 f7 c0 a12.) Super glue is forever.8 d4 D% P- A r% ~' D7 X
4 F: {' {) O! ]13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.1 D( K: e' f9 P
# y- [9 j+ x8 l ^* ]4 Y0 b- {15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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2 F) Z! V& @& F/ m17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.% f$ [* g7 {8 p1 A
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.7 c" G$ x& \+ O
( Y6 P9 W, W5 a' s22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.! R9 T6 a4 Y7 C( s) I+ ?0 @! O
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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