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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...8 w) h8 E. q' {/ ]

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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.; o  J- U) e' m( u
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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" B: I3 Q) u/ {* k+ E! p0 h4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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; [8 l/ s/ N$ K  `( J7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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+ J5 d) ~( V( S# A1 `- A: y8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.6 `: k. |% b2 R" _3 m! d

9 K  t1 n$ z0 `4 ]+ s! z% q9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.+ ]! |9 s  d# r+ L6 O
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.$ W+ t  J/ }: o7 {2 ~, i, v; y
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.( ?$ V+ v4 x: s

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, y% ?" ?, t# @% |2 F' P' j' s13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.4 p( O( P2 c. ^9 h$ N& G+ ?# c
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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" X1 _( y1 e: M5 s. F19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens." F8 y; n! o# F/ B' G7 h$ n

0 r- t& b% r7 F: ^20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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  P9 L; Y" J- h$ Q21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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1 r" K' ]4 u% ^23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.. K6 h" C( q7 O
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids./ S; j1 F1 N, a) E& i3 }- s
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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发表于 2008-11-28 16:10 | 显示全部楼层
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