Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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+ d: w/ M2 ^. r  j2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

* n: {# U! |: z+ S/ ]: E  d3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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# {0 F5 F6 {4 Z7 R+ M4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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+ l+ |! ~: X( I. w3 n8 x; }8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

! p: a% a  I& D; u. T9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

. J% ?2 _* G  f. h11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

7 U, Z. u+ s4 s5 j( C2 r0 p12.) Super glue is forever.

, J2 I4 t$ P# ~' i4 N9 I13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

. ?. W- i, f* ~% n# ?; _14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

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$ o2 B, O7 V( W. i4 @17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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& A: }, I2 e' j. z19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

6 m+ @; z, ~5 v- S1 M& ?9 c20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

5 b& n- y( O3 n8 l4 y21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

2 w/ T9 w0 ^6 e, k! ]" V22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

4 \( C  e2 K  H& i24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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0 G/ h( p9 [9 Z. ^9 t! H3 B4 F25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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