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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...* Y- } u1 o7 `: c" q& x; x3 [
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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9 B: ^' ] P7 b; H" H/ t2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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5 a+ ~& I% J/ W8 |; a+ J3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.5 e6 e" l0 F! C9 Y! y, }' x
0 q8 J& c a4 s# B4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.5 X1 {- L2 I" q1 S4 ~2 a: N8 f v z
# g! p7 x: ?+ y5 d0 v: v8 e* ]6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.8 I* X! m2 D7 J1 D# k0 `
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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4 Q- ?% f# x, `8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.8 u6 @- l0 @8 a/ U0 |- r) a9 ?
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.5 Y5 {! g O$ E
, V' O& V2 N( Z2 x10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.7 j1 a6 ^, L) r/ W5 q4 O- [
_5 A% s& Z# l8 Q* G8 O1 u5 o9 @. Q11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.1 ~) u/ y$ z( P5 V# A' N# F) k
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12.) Super glue is forever.& u. @3 @8 j$ v
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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4 _: Q5 M3 @. H; N. V X3 z14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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! \8 n& S6 ]4 ^+ z$ ~15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.+ l8 W! ^- }- r% r ^% |
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.6 t( A6 x6 A+ X" n8 K& j9 [
1 i. k' H* d8 n+ d2 c5 K5 N19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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, x: R }9 Y/ U h21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy." J5 @- A' V8 M0 h/ S) @
6 I* z7 ~4 D" b3 b22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.% b4 I. v5 H+ c, ^
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy./ `! N$ P6 h1 n ~9 N5 g3 m7 h
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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" o- o2 x1 L- I% p( \ r25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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