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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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% d3 O+ W' j" V3 F& g2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.* E# e8 ~ D, I# u4 P
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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, N/ i2 s% H2 r8 b. ?/ p* d8 ?0 W5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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9 h7 I @% C. H/ L: \( s) W9 x6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.' _# F2 _ l8 G. E+ {* o
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.( B1 E# s5 f4 K+ O; P
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.0 u2 L! Z. N$ ~- l
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy." f3 E! b' v: H
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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' l' N0 k# c6 ?1 m2 a T% `# t7 j13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.2 ?" G" \, J5 M( F# z
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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$ f- k' w: g3 Z15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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! k* `0 q! V& T9 R. p) X+ R17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.5 d7 t5 ^$ x6 y
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.: y% q3 ?+ i3 w& C
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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' Y: u- }6 P% j% }8 r21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.( s3 R( ^. P% o" _
! D& F) U: e/ o" S# d22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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