Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

Why boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

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$ @* D& {" W2 F8 L0 b6 B+ B1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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$ u7 ~1 t: r8 w' U. H% M: w% T3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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, G8 ^4 @# o$ c( A; S6 V4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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) ]$ n$ O" e* H, w7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

. t+ _- x7 s% }4 _8 L8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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8 d4 z' K' q0 p2 O9 p( X+ o9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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2 ~' A) N, \( [0 @12.) Super glue is forever.
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7 _7 _1 Y" Y/ K& O; ]7 ]4 s13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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+ y: ^5 l4 R9 f" k9 b" q$ V$ s% a17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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& i6 z; t3 J7 W8 w# O/ ^  K+ X18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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) P8 {, U% `4 Q* f* `; w; V# m- N20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

6 i" A% W, `& |9 k7 e+ H- _8 |6 U21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

; T* b  H- G) y+ q8 h8 b22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

% D7 O( v9 b! V$ I7 c25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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