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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...7 j8 X% C e8 E& S6 Y, w
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4 B- b: {" _( w6 H9 t1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.+ O; P5 ~' U# P/ t9 t
0 N+ Z/ w7 @$ S2 w2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room." v. g7 k. m0 Y$ d( @* j4 t" k
, Q+ \" F+ h( f! ]2 z: Z) p5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.9 X q# J; r3 f- G4 {" S
" N- f7 r5 H2 e* A' P, \' ^7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.2 ~0 F% O3 [' V# w5 ?6 g5 u
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.! L9 J8 z" m. ^% D7 D$ d3 v$ s
) h3 r0 |3 x1 a5 ?& E10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.6 c. Y4 f& @ ]- J
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.3 t- v6 i( d7 S% I
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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* U. M, ], _/ f5 h+ y: C2 J6 |13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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; F9 c- b2 E. t" @) @14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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$ v& l8 h$ F2 l! `0 e- Y! `15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.+ f$ t# i9 N" s/ p
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. p. y( f* @; Z8 C, _; t6 g- |9 \
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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4 r$ o9 u$ X# Z l$ E& }18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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' l( C8 n$ G& [3 s5 l( t" W% ~19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.8 F. k) Q! p' ]" P* K
) ?- [* h) d* E# g0 F( b6 {20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.. J8 u H1 ], P. U9 k7 p
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.4 _4 g; G$ N+ }9 r2 b* ?
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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; J" I7 R$ q$ Z4 T" J# [23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.- L$ Z' f/ m6 `( S: Q
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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