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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1 {. L0 I3 _5 E- g% p1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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$ j, Q' E8 |; m; Z5 {2 I3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.& g* }5 a" `, g5 M
/ _2 }% ~2 ]2 ~. [6 R4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room., s+ B( r, o) P6 u' U8 G
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.+ s# i) @% {: ?! h+ }* L# r4 O
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.3 P' {. g7 ]' j& X9 I
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.9 a0 {+ C( M) Q7 O# }+ ~. t
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.& T# }6 |$ `# h: `
' K K. M! y- o; a; E* M }- D9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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* }- p0 a( \/ N/ _% m+ u+ M11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.- j, @2 L2 C' U# ]. x
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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5 @ d0 r3 \' V6 ?8 P, E/ _14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.( E* i% X& n6 G1 r! u' v
. t) @2 q$ @+ }- k- o0 @+ ^15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.) J. C' I+ m. k% l% [
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.2 }( g+ z% N+ c$ {& r; l
/ u0 d: s5 w8 l1 r7 y18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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* x/ L' m, d: j0 i. y20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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) d; c7 ]" E r' Y/ \" q21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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+ B9 v! O M! s' e2 T3 D8 ~22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.) p2 L8 r. s$ @9 B8 g4 r
, K& r( _; M+ d% Z( H23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.1 w8 K7 l( Y* D% O) H. ]* D* k
8 p2 {7 B1 i7 |: p) t) @- x25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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