Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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8 u8 R5 O1 c' F6 uWhy boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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  f- W8 W+ o5 F5 [' k1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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+ H7 [2 @' x5 T% U6 s2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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( a# V; D& x) {+ R$ I2 n3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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. p/ P9 }& S- E+ Z1 J' c4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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4 N1 z  D& [9 d! T. U1 N5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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' j4 C( W9 e- d7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

. I2 t& v& L4 z8 R2 a" \6 [% I8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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5 L6 S" p- J6 R6 o. Q10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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6 U5 y( T+ ^) s/ V2 K; w! P11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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2 Q6 ~& q0 C' e9 y) |& D! E1 E12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

( E( t: D: v# p, Y3 `# _14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

& g; ?1 T' ?; g- t15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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0 S! R4 |' I1 {, U- N16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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# w! u, t% F6 W" a1 ^; f17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

1 P$ q7 Q: {+ F( L6 ?! c: K. `18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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0 Q" L$ q3 ^. G19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

9 L9 u4 b) O6 N- n5 W21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

% H8 v. x/ S( m3 j% d9 c* q0 \6 Q8 l22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

9 M/ B! T, q4 t! x4 _24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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( W6 q) z+ ?, e* V25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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