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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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7 a1 u( E8 j! C3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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, E5 [' I! c) ]" V, F& D9 `3 N+ Z5 {3 S5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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* ~2 C* H. s/ r- E& g8 J6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.) P$ I/ q- ~, D" @
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late./ S" ^: n8 R( p8 \7 t' {
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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2 o* {$ s4 ]1 X10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.$ J5 X9 r" N7 E2 F$ D7 L4 m
$ ]1 J2 B* @3 o8 B. _12.) Super glue is forever., b; L# u7 l( T% q9 X, V+ b
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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3 Z0 P7 R6 _7 T: n2 E. L2 u2 W0 Y5 K14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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0 q6 V/ j0 S8 O0 a15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.: N+ A; l+ S) \3 }
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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. p1 G o, r* A# Q$ `19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.. \1 ^/ ^3 S5 D: H0 j( o9 l* s: [
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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- K& [: r1 Y6 O8 c) [ \& ?23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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; I8 B0 w: g5 [+ A% q! a24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.; x1 f( I5 d6 P3 _$ ]
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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