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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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. P1 e- W( z& u" z1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.5 q# w* P4 X- G% {- M) g
" Y7 f% ~4 [# {0 h/ x$ [2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3 ]7 Y7 a! O+ Z9 g3 P. j3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.; \- P! ^* W3 e) p5 s
; w( S+ i- x' r+ I7 K* D1 E5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.) f1 k* H. _* X4 a( f9 m% j1 d
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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: s7 X) X! `7 \0 D7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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' G7 @* w) s: ~) O6 R9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.' F5 O% M6 w' g# B0 g1 r( K4 @
. a A" C/ | W10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.0 O4 S |7 w" Y2 e8 Z
1 A2 _* }2 J. L+ E. N8 \/ G, X1 J3 i11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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' l5 e( e! S* Y, t12.) Super glue is forever.
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5 Z8 w% Z6 o8 O( l13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.* C9 h& ?- V6 X
3 w2 m0 A7 \8 w, ?14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.: V! W* T1 V' N" U1 O
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.. x l( ~2 Y/ O
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.2 S' d6 Q2 @/ H! Q
, ?: F* t5 C) z7 l* Y17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving./ e; N" K( r6 F' w; _
0 c0 h: Q, o$ `* \, r18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.$ C: ]3 m) w* f. ~
% E8 o; O1 ]% C, U' J9 u19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.' h$ F/ ~: D# V; x- r
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.4 e2 n$ G0 m$ u5 x
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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) s- T/ q% W8 X2 @. h( ^$ ]8 A22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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# A, ~* V9 B* H; u' e/ Y! n& I23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.6 `- }. o/ u0 n7 {; g- l, ^
7 R# K* \' p U* H1 y- J1 _5 ]24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.% v! a* |# |1 V, F
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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