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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...( q; g* F" _: [6 s
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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4 S* c0 A' ]% v) y+ ]2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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9 s1 U# c: y( e5 o2 H: i+ n3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.# d# y* k9 i2 @/ c4 i
8 Z4 ?" V7 G; \3 w" P0 S# ^; y- e6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.$ A+ `3 Y, ~. P9 ^( z% i
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.4 J- v. N! B( t% f+ \$ G, ^
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy./ z3 A. B6 U4 G" D
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.+ d: Z" \ Y0 u# {9 Q! |- _5 x
9 P' }1 R5 u# ]2 s12.) Super glue is forever.2 c b& d: C2 M2 k1 T6 Z. ]* x, e2 @
. `! r3 s! R7 ~3 U! F13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water." n* _" y8 o7 [# h
7 `6 d8 L! z2 ~3 @( o14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.' x' q1 o. y p" P6 S0 \: z3 l
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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6 s: n. |0 u, P0 F5 T17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving., p5 w. H9 X$ k2 ^
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.2 j9 I' u L: Q9 e) Z0 E. f' X
) h2 _( W7 Z; a( L d: O19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens./ U$ `0 F) h' P. b
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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! ^ o6 G& X5 W( ], ~; x22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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' O5 i" k4 [( s- g" D* q8 n3 O23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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: j8 e: s/ y- Z+ o# Q25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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