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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...+ k8 F5 i; k7 m
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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4 z* w$ F8 I, w. G. y2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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. I& H1 s* h. L9 G4 n  b9 [3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.6 c" j% o& T( h) H
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.) ?2 M' v" P6 l; k2 c9 n4 I

4 O# ?* {3 U4 X" z7 x; S2 y6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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) k5 x: a: ^$ Q" Q& Q7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.. v! e! X; q% w

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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.' C' O: `. I+ G( I1 T

5 R2 O1 o+ f# I: i, ]$ M! r  [% Q10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.) `) R& M. B( w4 b* O9 U" O
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.+ a+ c% a7 k/ N3 m  y6 J, t3 g$ c2 Q
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.2 X5 y2 @( F4 p9 W
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.4 \1 F( x' }% M2 G+ ]+ M8 S' Z3 a' A
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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6 A% m" k7 b- H5 R* K17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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8 s9 O- G% _0 ]( l7 S18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.' z9 {( l  Z5 A

6 d$ m/ m' j! O8 X" \7 S$ x' ~& N/ [19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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7 V' V- y4 P2 Y: j. S20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time." t0 u/ H- `/ X# _4 j) [" O$ E$ M

. D" J% h! c/ ~4 ~1 v21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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8 E7 x1 U$ y) V1 z; a5 a% {22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.( N. k: \0 T" Y/ {! r
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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1 i' W& v2 @6 }- o2 f5 Y24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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; g* }' w/ D( f( `, \25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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