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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.2 e1 R- Y0 T# [5 U# r
0 P% i7 C3 W: r! M3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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6 S s% s/ B2 |; w# L* } a% X* S/ ]4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.; E' {. u; Z# n5 D# x
6 i* K4 x$ o! x9 [5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.0 t2 p) o% V# ^; ~0 t
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. t9 N, }( J7 F7 G( ~% F4 N
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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) h l; @( w1 J: m6 m8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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/ o8 a7 b& b9 ~' s5 h$ J& e9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy., D9 e2 [ I8 Y) q2 E( R* E
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.6 q% h- W6 f* d
$ p( L% p8 Y% n' @& w7 v1 N12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.6 v; _$ x, Q+ z
3 |; p6 V7 {( ~; o14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.) L, F4 n: v; Y7 R
/ t" a8 l. N: H) k15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.+ V, m) [! I" c- C1 T' ]5 K4 |! K
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.0 t Z; q" X( V
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.) f5 N- D: X( |2 e1 @( P- }
: Z. D, D& u6 c* H6 H* i21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.1 [7 b9 H; K0 ~3 V" D0 F: u
) Q2 \" A. \' z% d22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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% T7 p7 j' ~1 a23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.' [7 f, H3 f3 a6 E! V
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.. {" E( @$ f$ L; c
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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