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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...9 R2 Q& r" t" U' b
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) p. h! m6 r! N$ M O) e1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. f$ m9 U5 F1 _% o2 s% x. B) c; ~
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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! v: } I8 u2 Z; q+ _$ n3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.# E" ` w# @2 [8 E8 `: N7 y7 }
% [& h* `/ [. L$ z- s. L3 G3 T6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.- t) o( q$ S0 j9 s* b
7 B) t( x( ?, ~" i; [1 Z! Q! _7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.! [+ @% `& m# H; u
) N) t2 c* q% ?+ H8 G8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.- g, ~8 d: j- a+ z. x) q
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.1 S- T$ C) G- E$ B+ J
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.+ z- S- }1 g( \# f+ z0 j9 D) t" }, |0 l
) s7 A; `' i4 R4 G) n12.) Super glue is forever.0 T4 b7 o3 ]( }% O/ m( o' g% @
) v0 m3 I n" A% E13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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" r! w$ F: f( _( d0 j- v& d$ Z14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O., m& F6 [6 l" ^& r/ ^4 g9 I& v
( a8 {3 N( [& s/ L/ m$ k3 V* q9 n15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.2 B) A" V& X+ |- ]* N
- v9 X9 ?7 s' a1 E0 e5 M# f% p4 `16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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2 j; f5 ^, ?6 ?; t( y2 C17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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) G+ z. I9 ?! \- a, l% f18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.: ~0 M% J; x# u3 ^
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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5 h( Y( i; J+ d; A# U21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.. Y, e( P1 P) F! X1 B5 _8 }
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy. e) Y! _5 d: q" k
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.4 o- N; G" Z$ G$ r% W- `
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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