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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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; q' K; B5 B9 Q8 i1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.. @5 M5 I( d% ~
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.4 Y4 e( c$ S2 N$ t. P
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.# l* k* W1 }9 F1 K9 j. o- ~
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.9 H4 O, \9 D/ B3 ^) ?& _+ X2 ]% u
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.! X+ M+ g5 a" y- }
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.( o( t6 U& |+ a) l
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.' w, h7 o7 D& C. U
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.! O) v, [% X' e8 c: c7 Y9 d8 [
8 _3 O4 _8 c. Z {6 P3 n+ @/ d5 l10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.( E5 v& X( f& T: A
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.0 L1 V; |4 i1 ]6 y
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12.) Super glue is forever.5 l6 x$ M s1 r4 a5 J# x
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.' Q, v" ]: Y8 i6 L
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.6 y' d$ x0 v6 t/ b
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.# o1 A y3 N: T" s
* m4 `' N# u) b5 W16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.3 P+ `! ^5 T7 j( K1 L1 D' {' R H
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' w4 C4 }; t# Q f18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.; r$ Q+ b4 f. I
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.. L) _, I2 P, z$ q& R0 |9 H
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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: h5 O1 ^, l* Q. Y3 j; K/ o8 f23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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