Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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6 _: ?+ J  I% MWhy boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2 V! J# c* B" ]5 f: b2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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' f1 h6 k3 n/ K' o3 K) O* x1 j/ o0 U3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

# s3 t+ z6 Z9 L$ y6 U. e  o4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

3 `! o: c  o4 o$ Z, v5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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4 y6 @" t" }6 J9 a& I6 k( P. ^3 r4 O8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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. Y6 Y  s8 M+ D10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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) y- \# a5 y5 e4 Y7 p- k- E11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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5 f7 Z+ w* w: F+ u% L# U: e, b14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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' ]) x* ~6 i/ M9 \15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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: _! _" H0 Y" e) k$ o( U3 d16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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4 t% h# r3 v/ H' I9 u. y17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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, v# h( m4 c" G- R; `! M+ E18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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3 r  v$ t9 n6 q( T8 A3 \% q19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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: y! s$ H, m1 X; d- ]1 g( p8 K20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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/ p$ h9 v1 g+ j5 A24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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