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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...3 R; M ^; ~5 x% Z9 R3 H4 g
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.9 b0 A' U; K K8 F- o# _1 C
. k3 m5 x; k# K2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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[$ e3 Q5 @7 R* h, R3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant., J' l* e2 }; K! ~
1 D- Z0 X1 {! i# ^* H" k4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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( I$ H4 k' ^; l5 I9 { S5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.7 M; n( g1 j# V7 z
* r6 {4 R/ ~% f% I5 v! M4 e7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late./ i, g. ]1 J3 n/ J+ W: B
2 I( k3 k& F2 I7 Y/ K8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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0 P( {8 G7 m- h% [9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.% O# A2 }% U) t( ]" ]$ v
. k- O z4 v% o2 R10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.6 X6 n9 J! e& y
4 Z$ [) B- B+ s9 | `11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.. c" |- f% _, B6 X; C
& n, K! i9 c' G13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.. v F R+ [- |9 {( J
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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6 [$ A3 M# ` C: k15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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5 A9 v% Z8 T! T0 O$ w2 o: R18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.1 `* U8 w* ~& p1 e/ t) k$ d, a
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.! m4 Z# B* ]" T0 w5 T4 J
' F; `. `0 H& p9 {22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.( H: s4 n3 G0 k9 y% K5 J
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.! S; G6 i0 A4 c
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.6 V: w) m" H5 ^; {. Z
, f' k5 `3 L( b25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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