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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...) h7 o# S( j3 u$ n- P, H0 m
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; T1 n7 T: l" w# T1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep., t2 p, K! {, M2 k! I- v8 H
; r1 V& S% F, @( m( ?2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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$ L/ N6 t0 W; i; |1 Z7 U5 n3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.( L# ?7 m$ V, ^: f
7 j: h: d; z+ x! H9 s+ _5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.: ]3 n* A4 y: G1 s- E2 s9 D+ b7 z
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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: \0 q3 z9 {0 S# p7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.4 `5 q5 w6 g4 R5 O0 g0 U
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.% a) _; C1 N5 T2 T0 D
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.; w8 ]4 N8 [9 R2 Z8 S+ p i, X8 @
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.4 _6 y6 \) n3 v. o/ u" \3 f" x
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.% i1 l* N, g) H
6 R" y+ f( Y: F( s13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water., I" @* z* B: W, j
# S0 I7 |0 ]7 }5 i& W% p14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.: m% x! o, o* i! r# S( t
$ G' A1 n1 _/ m. {7 \4 t; r7 p% I15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.4 j m4 f" F5 l' P- D' f* t
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.4 a- ]4 |- D! X: `; Q% U, v
/ G' J% M8 z9 h6 c19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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+ J7 w% E$ e9 z21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.9 Q& q+ I" g' ~/ Z" s x% V
: B- {4 o: x( k% b3 _7 ^23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.$ w T6 n1 F! O! U) A3 L
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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