Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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! V1 S/ n& Z3 Z. UWhy boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

: [$ f+ w* q8 f! |3 B# h3 Q, k4 ?8 c: _3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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; ^& k8 Q* H! e' q: b& n; Y4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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7 z' g; G' U8 a! ?5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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( l8 }* H4 ]9 K2 Z6 \# m7 I" y8 l. F6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

6 k! n: p3 w" L. y0 D2 G9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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- J/ ?9 {, D! }* c10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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' s& w/ O& l& ~% R0 G8 n) q3 h12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

* [, d& Z5 z+ @+ R# U: R) z14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

5 C( k0 A$ n- _8 s17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

( [" O0 l7 b( u+ q4 G  V20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

7 `" L% ?3 @2 Q( r/ s, J21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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" p' i5 c) @& X22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

6 P9 ^8 Q- L1 z. g$ N23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

$ K9 B! ?5 F) X' ^, |: Y% N24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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