Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...


1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

% p: O* S* @1 J! z( R2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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9 F$ z: L) o$ K" ?4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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* y/ l# j  R1 J4 m% y. N9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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2 Y6 w* H' C4 ?2 J$ S* t2 H$ `11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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/ y( j& _8 q, F# V7 K4 g12.) Super glue is forever.

/ v# m2 V% ^: R6 C5 r4 |) s  G13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

2 I4 `1 K+ @0 X% t( r. n4 d% B. j14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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/ U! p# o3 W$ X) ]' r0 G' D- Q15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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( ]5 \, I+ Y7 T17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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9 o. u) t$ \6 W* J1 |! q20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

* _, w, W4 l3 c6 C) g7 X7 z21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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