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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...# W- Z- T: g3 V3 t+ c3 a t8 D' n! G
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.6 d' h* u1 A- t2 |% h( s
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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0 W6 @$ ^8 d. P- O) n! n, ~3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.3 L% w2 `; J6 S; A7 u9 a, [
8 h+ S3 ^' T" m4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.% n8 r1 r" _* C; O: e
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.6 Z$ T9 j; l/ B9 }" L
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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; e6 e `3 f' ?( S7 d12.) Super glue is forever.' h5 i, d @' V) P, o
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.5 g6 J8 t' f6 T$ [0 W3 x4 S/ e! a
$ a0 p: I# j: W5 q14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.) U) A( q2 ?2 q1 O
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.! A4 ?9 W+ X5 P1 j# T- n2 M3 p9 T
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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; C8 o( V+ }6 H, l9 B9 Z; T18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.- l/ g, {/ S% b2 B; T
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.7 y: q- V E3 W2 T( q/ v8 L
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.. Z5 j) t2 M* ^
! e% u4 @) k5 k21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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0 p% u2 a& H( c4 ]& O22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.* I, K1 t% f& a+ f
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.- X; y, g- L" ^3 O
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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