Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

8 {3 z  {0 d; w' tWhy boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

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8 s. P/ M% V! x# r; _0 \3 \, [" ^5 W. m1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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( i" Y7 o! |- T! I* E8 [: T( t2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3 o# h9 S, k' Z8 ?3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5 w' o$ O( s3 T) k" p# V5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

! C7 {" [* J. K  h; J/ ?) X8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

/ s, m6 L5 E1 Y( _8 u9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.

- M. u& ?0 c: A8 \! k2 p( {13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

+ x$ t( J4 k% U! n15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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1 f! \1 U6 d1 v6 J8 Q2 V16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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; S/ Z5 V% u* t+ u$ i$ S8 T- c+ F17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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9 t5 F9 `! _5 Z& a) B0 d; p7 }18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

" j' P3 r: Z4 _. w! |21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

0 p: ]! v2 b1 ^2 p% H! q22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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5 P* U; g9 p& p25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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