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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...- Q$ T9 n+ ^2 \3 P7 {' G4 J& W
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6 K c6 U4 R* V8 q% i1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.7 Z7 ], L8 A7 R' e6 @
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.3 C# g9 p9 ~( J; y
% m& J6 i2 [9 s; p! f1 C3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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/ y3 F. v1 `# y3 e* V2 n5 s/ P4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.. }" L/ q8 o, _0 u4 Y- C
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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! k9 |* L' o+ j1 Y+ x8 C" {6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.! P, l" u- i- t
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late. ~' ~2 Z7 V8 C& F( g2 X& L" d% Q
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.0 s8 c$ y) N. l
6 J- e: @, t* N9 g H9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.3 G" x. I- s; v3 l1 i. j v
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.1 w* X+ H+ a4 Q( i3 T
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.) p( o7 u6 ~6 r7 [
# t9 ?' v f( Z# k" d13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water., u6 ]; }$ Y. H3 N
/ A4 c& |: G- r# ?2 U; i14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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1 X) F1 x) d6 V h15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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5 F& I5 u+ g8 r1 B16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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7 p6 D& o: L8 z3 R' U0 C17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.* }3 o7 J$ e4 [' i, O
( }! C6 ]# f) K+ B/ \5 Z18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.7 Y1 m2 r' f* x) ~3 d
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.3 Y% L V1 F; _
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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5 n) {! w C% j$ _4 v9 a% M* x; J; z. X3 _21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.6 }4 N. `8 ~( L, q
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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. Q# d# `+ q7 a7 o+ L3 Z24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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! S7 v7 F& c7 S. K x5 q8 ^( T+ n25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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