Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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9 c& W+ ]( ?) M: s# z+ RWhy boys need parents...

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老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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( X, `3 f. c3 W% J' {3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

* f! _/ c& m4 g1 V: C- J4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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4 k, c) G2 [3 I- a5 B2 t4 p6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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+ l' T/ d0 i2 R7 k& z7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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% A$ ?9 n. h' ^0 I( o8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

0 }* ^$ C- \" K: Z8 q+ L6 W9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

9 s/ T8 Y; q4 d; \; M10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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! G! V# f$ r3 I. @11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

" ?/ V( L% F! A$ i. V5 q% a14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

1 B8 u' j7 Q( H) D+ c$ V* }) {15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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& E$ e6 i7 ?3 G8 s1 N8 k  Q2 x16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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3 w/ \# I  N. @% E18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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  ?. H" }+ `, F8 }3 a2 Y19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

1 L# \, [/ ], s& V5 O20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

& ^  a& O) A2 ?8 t( J21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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$ {8 b7 Z; C* h8 m22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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( `9 F5 g# f9 f5 U6 a3 C24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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4 B# \7 F- v! R( T25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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