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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.2 w6 B: {2 p$ ^- W# a1 x0 C! [
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.& z/ h% k8 h( g& H5 ]
There was only one little thing bothering me...
8 o" l: Z8 u) _* [It was her beautiful younger sister./ C; T$ B' k' x
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
0 K8 F( k2 Z: K% h' g* aShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view." b6 _0 `, `5 Z% z% a: ]
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
7 A( Q( D% [% Y& v- q1 [9 iOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
1 M2 {- \5 S/ AShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
# n- U" O! \4 [: s: N* hShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
0 ~; q( X8 V5 E+ \Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
$ j1 i$ K* l' DShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
& Q$ Y: {! Q5 t5 K+ EI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
( p1 j! o9 x) B% pI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.( Q L7 U) J* _, H8 }
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
! H! N6 R0 U2 F/ PLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!6 D1 S: s+ m' ]
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.4 J& \9 J9 J; E. Z* U8 {
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:8 [: P. r6 G" Q$ v! D8 M; p3 `- }
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