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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.
" }6 B5 q9 H; j# i9 v; d" g* o! [My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.8 v( F g4 z! W
There was only one little thing bothering me...
" B! W6 Q$ X7 lIt was her beautiful younger sister.
) m5 J5 u& J! C l# e' A4 OMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.# F5 O) \3 O7 v" }$ i
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view." H- G4 y4 f8 D3 ~, P9 v
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.$ z* I3 U6 W! S. e5 x1 ?
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.. ^$ m% q' Q& B
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.9 V: [9 D) p7 w S2 N
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
! X" O& L: g6 a/ v1 D+ C+ O" iWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
+ \+ A4 y# z, x) m c3 L9 @5 tShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
' i* J. y& [- h2 c" _9 OI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
5 Y) ?. H9 n {/ T6 @I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
0 m/ z! y3 o8 ^1 W6 D3 cI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.2 V. @" D9 _3 X1 g) k$ V
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
& \. c! z {3 u7 e: n: ^% A6 _* {With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
+ f' ]- T1 t/ M3 fWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:* _3 x6 p, Y1 {) {3 o/ m8 \6 K
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: y! k' i1 |; F4 {& G8 [: V {/ }Always keep your condoms in your car. |
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