Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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. r5 C3 ]5 G6 a; Y% J) w; x2 |I was a very happy man.
1 m( n, S9 V# W! i8 g# d, zMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
, O8 M/ }# Z1 A- p5 B3 YThere was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
1 K( ]; x3 B. a, R2 J1 r2 F1 W- }# |She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
- D6 g$ C1 c" XIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
5 R- {' Y$ D, \! R$ V1 v$ P; cOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
& q, W. q" y( ~She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
* X- \7 @0 q/ \She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
& O" y. [) V. h& A# D3 u+ \She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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