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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
6 Q% ~- q' |* t1 x0 W3 M9 p* Olooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you# X# k( ?7 R) [/ W+ a
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' - I1 R5 ^2 V1 ~% ]$ b1 L
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.4 y: W# s! Q$ [: {

" C9 W! v$ H* C8 pTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier: C7 h  L8 h, [" K0 p/ k
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and' j* k/ d( C7 S  l
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The, K1 A+ V+ a- Q
professor was out cold.. N3 f& W. B' k

- R. A$ k. i5 fThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
( x8 f0 r+ e* ~silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and0 `4 N+ B: s3 L& C/ G, K7 |: |
sat there looking on in silence. - a+ K+ W5 E. z* p0 W: k/ ^
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked% X5 P0 a& Y' e# k% r: \, I: z
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
$ q# D1 T8 c1 S. r. L0 Wwith you? Why did you do that?'
  [, z! ?$ l7 D* a8 ~. h: B1 X% OThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting " w1 K- D- G* |, ~; e
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your  u% l5 C" U% W2 u* O
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
/ W$ p0 L5 U5 S5 G/ f' E, uOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and$ M; ~9 C, A- w$ O
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you% I# O  l+ X1 E' {4 v" Q7 |
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
; G$ t2 d; s% C& i+ V1 d5 S6 ?so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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