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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and. V9 W+ f0 J2 s" h2 R$ B) e
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you/ F& b. ~$ B, T ]4 M' Y! P) N& s
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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* R5 p3 u0 v) U: ~1 O( XThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.4 s- k! i0 G) F' Z+ N
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
3 E! P! l/ b8 m0 z- O6 Min the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and3 V W6 j' l2 J5 E
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The# X, _$ B# y2 m2 l* l3 F4 X
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
) ?* Y I* O2 y, \( `silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
* `5 n& e6 U) J0 k# s$ s. Isat there looking on in silence.
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$ Q) B; O* ^6 O9 UThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
; e& `7 \: M& `7 e" s* \, S) Qat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter# Q+ I$ r% U; {; z+ |
with you? Why did you do that?'# O+ [8 d' k8 m9 O
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting . ] E% R3 Z6 _+ \
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
$ W! b' K5 x) l" G% oright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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