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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you4 W; P! ]: ?# `6 W4 }7 k" C/ j
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.% p3 c. G9 k; U% [
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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% K) h( w; z3 {/ ^8 _' PIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier" C- p% n6 [# w, v6 }: R, d
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and# n& @3 f+ ]2 W* H o: X
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The/ D8 [! o# ], x
professor was out cold.% r5 |; h% O$ m: p1 B& c
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,3 [3 G7 E# x/ E- f8 r: \; j2 w
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and8 ?) J% L& }$ {
sat there looking on in silence. 4 ~, m: P9 t! C$ U) E
: G0 Z4 m) P- A" i% B9 IThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked: }" }6 r' g C
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
/ p- o1 p. X# M# L( o5 C6 Kwith you? Why did you do that?'
" C# R, Y, V1 lThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
* \/ {" v% k( K# N/ I1 O( @! Y# sright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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