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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you- H! W; D- h! H3 P$ y
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 7 u$ {, L) o9 }9 ?( [ \9 s
# d: H) ^9 L, {: B) R& PThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.; ]% j6 a' Y7 Z0 f6 b9 l) @7 ?! I
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
, O& D9 W3 Z$ N$ o; fI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
4 |6 ?7 @) \( PIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
3 ~! Q& m7 ~* ^0 U) w! t6 _in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
) ]0 q x2 q' a. o/ ]4 ]& bcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The# V; k4 l/ F( Y. r6 p" l7 X) {
professor was out cold.1 N- D3 z a% |! }6 D% d
& A8 ]2 O. ~. V, j& \The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,' X2 F2 P8 A* m7 N
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
7 ~$ \- }0 R/ }! k& @sat there looking on in silence.
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. X: Q5 W" c* `The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
" g$ C |% j6 Kat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
. x0 m" b: X$ ]with you? Why did you do that?'
o( G: X( t" H* a: bThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 0 u4 F5 Q6 s J" s1 c! Q
4 W r& _* j4 K/ qCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
6 u0 W! g* P$ ~1 z* q& _$ pright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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