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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you1 d; L, M+ b/ j( K; K1 _
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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4 I/ d5 [& c. x7 UThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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/ d% o) ~; f& m$ V. Q# s& }Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
. q6 X- o( [6 }, {$ X; VI am, God. I'm still waiting.' : } v8 u' [$ r5 c6 ~4 o, C
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
- i f1 n+ y) K1 a4 Y+ f1 E6 iin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
$ g( R- S3 h' r7 qcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The- h% h c+ f0 p! ]% \; y; \$ t
professor was out cold.
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3 V; U7 g) S3 c% jThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
6 v% q+ p: S9 j" \2 ]5 jsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
% P1 S5 h2 U- X- }( rsat there looking on in silence.
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) {, } Q' d2 }0 Z5 wThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked5 @) V, s7 A% \
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
# h; j; s( v; W! Iwith you? Why did you do that?'
' }) k! w2 c& q( r* q, QThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
0 p! K3 G+ H, j i. @( X2 f. N# Dright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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