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, H+ g3 m" M3 Q0 O; w, Q' Slooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you- ^& c$ n# |% C- j- P# a5 ?$ u) E
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.# s, v% R/ F/ r
! V1 U; o% m8 H" N# C( [& fTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here& ^' W) U3 a* m
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' 9 Z% z0 T" C# Q! }4 [" a. b) \
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier" `6 O3 _3 ~$ H( B( d5 h+ K
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and, s/ l0 D- N8 X! W* y
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
- F" [# w9 n6 H: Kprofessor was out cold.+ d) @% w! E- I5 z
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,! R- c% N8 S; x( ^3 ~
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
' G9 c ]& B! ~sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked# a6 H4 I9 j7 M: v
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
. g6 Y6 U, J3 J3 B4 ?7 ?; jwith you? Why did you do that?'
: F3 S c D1 `. C6 vThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting % P" s7 w! l/ N7 V
/ ? Y# f* r1 R/ FCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
I* N* d+ U3 e7 T, N: W' _% g* rright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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