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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
3 v; X n k# gare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 9 w5 h& q: x3 o0 U
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
* j5 q/ |# R6 ?4 e C3 Y* DI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
; l1 q u. G5 {$ ^4 M% j. lIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier1 D0 N( F' n7 m
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and$ P5 z3 G5 B! N1 d' t' l0 i) ~
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
6 N& T4 k6 M, W6 x) b, z+ Uprofessor was out cold.
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- u! Y+ D; L4 g; p& jThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,( r1 I9 Y. [( z2 n& M; J
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and1 n. D* L( e: L# S$ h
sat there looking on in silence. / K9 h3 }6 W; e9 j/ g
; w8 U0 c% I/ ?4 Z3 M0 IThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
$ p/ i- I& N, s' C! Bat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
: c2 I# H# W; k @" ]1 t6 |with you? Why did you do that?'' \$ y/ d9 r- y& ~
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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4 c. H9 K5 A9 GCanadian soldiers who are protecting your% B0 ]1 }- o3 r6 k2 r O
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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