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are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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5 p+ g9 f6 i' f0 ?The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here0 m8 C0 p% t/ P+ B6 h6 p
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
5 r9 b. a0 t& \It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
6 y! z) J; d4 ]7 Q# rin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and M% N, G# ^1 N' j; S
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
1 D0 K* ~0 S- D: w! r# Aprofessor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,8 a% a1 K! G! \2 ]# s
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and* T" ^9 L9 N2 B* I6 M; u
sat there looking on in silence. 0 a$ J$ L/ i2 p2 }
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
6 n; @! h0 C; v ?( X- p9 B+ s' vat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter% {: V" T5 I" `) h. ^
with you? Why did you do that?'. ?' I7 [7 O: K8 j$ `. N- l
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting . E8 c( [3 x0 G0 @' a6 y2 r! l
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
! ^9 D$ u$ n/ J. Kright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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