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2 p( g0 g/ {6 p9 Klooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
( s. z+ K: O4 P9 C2 x) \; b* x% eare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' $ u& v: W# ^& ]% }0 ?
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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0 Q* \9 T/ S: U# A) t: u- OTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here9 U$ e- F% C4 T+ B( g+ e
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
8 S- N9 N" \$ N+ B' RIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
- l6 V+ I3 p5 R1 M3 Lin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
) Z: [, e0 Q+ ^8 s& k6 t9 H: g( Lcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
4 K* |% Y* c& ]3 |& H& S" ~+ jprofessor was out cold.
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: |2 [) M$ p \The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
& m" I$ H0 n" o, G7 g& Ssilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
5 J1 w* L, ~) h# I' j5 l9 p8 rsat there looking on in silence. 2 l5 g' k7 g4 [( D1 O
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked$ U" H. @% z- Q
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter1 z4 W$ y) Y+ M* e2 W0 z' s9 m# E0 K
with you? Why did you do that?'4 d' w/ S& ?& H/ A8 \2 k
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 3 d, A. Q: H& X+ a3 [/ L
& |& a0 m- s4 x3 ECanadian soldiers who are protecting your
. X$ V/ J$ _9 @9 Q8 Sright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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