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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and. V9 W+ f0 J2 s" h2 R$ B) e
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you/ F& b. ~$ B, T  ]4 M' Y! P) N& s
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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* R5 p3 u0 v) U: ~1 O( XThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.4 s- k! i0 G) F' Z+ N
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
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cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The# X, _$ B# y2 m2 l* l3 F4 X
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
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* `5 n& e6 U) J0 k# s$ s. Isat there looking on in silence.
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$ Q) B; O* ^6 O9 UThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
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with you? Why did you do that?'# O+ [8 d' k8 m9 O
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting . ]  E% R3 Z6 _+ \
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
. {% A6 ?$ ?3 b. f% ^One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and6 v) |0 z3 @4 w! N: N6 u! v) Q
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you+ @; ?. \  N3 g
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......0 i, _' D- i& Y6 E. A
so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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