things to do at walmart (hilarious)

火星女孩

it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol


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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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( `  D# [% Z1 d/ w1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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5 o7 z, [& k5 p/ Z2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2 e3 B0 T4 f/ V2 S& H/ k3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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, \" r+ m# Y, k# g- K; {. z8 J4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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( k( H6 p* r" i9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

0 A! k8 ]& p# R+ {+ ]- k: E$ x11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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8 s! r- n: w3 C9 W, }14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!

And; last, but not least!)
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YZSUNNY

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蓝膺

如果是中文的该多好

枫的泪

你又不是不会翻译= =

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搞笑

曦梦ヾ风之子

有一点给女性的感觉， 但是很好，很强大

Kuryuki

i had that on my CR page

R3DL1GHT

LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...

wa00724

路过支持一个！   呵呵~

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小叶子

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

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