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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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" W: n; b. H; ]$ r& ^1 J0 K1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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+ {/ d4 E+ R: a% ]3 M1 p) k$ }3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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7 ]; v( \* i" p5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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; F1 P$ L- t; C# E6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area2 v$ S3 P9 w$ C5 A% e! g- C
. j) n# v8 F: M( j4 e. V' B5 E7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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3 V- W4 M) s! K8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask+ Y/ b% k; K3 V$ v( j' b( M; J
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'! a6 e# O( l' c6 y" T0 f+ u; R( T
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.3 M. z5 G; y& r) @
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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' P; t& C, g ]" E- b13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!% C9 U- `; J6 L/ S/ c+ K5 l- {
. m+ I8 r- s# ]( p- J14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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7 M5 \" d' w3 @15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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