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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol$ ]# g& R  P3 n! e+ F3 e- s
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2 @( O, s5 x0 K- g( oThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.+ `2 A3 Q* B8 D# \1 h3 n
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.$ Q1 u7 X$ {3 g, m- M% H# t0 W
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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7 U+ g6 e1 j1 y- t' W1 h6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area' A6 W" e5 p+ G$ s# U, o2 f# Z
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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& u- L6 l! a3 P! T8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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# h! c7 \' G* u; R' {9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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1 P! R& j9 i4 {1 {8 F/ Q7 d: G4 g10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.5 ?( c/ h$ M: G# N$ a3 y
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.  X4 f) k1 F" ]2 K4 _

7 B2 I: d" ?0 ~) a# w$ b; A5 f12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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+ y3 {3 i" `% }: w& W6 p13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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路过支持一个!   呵呵~
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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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