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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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z% f5 M4 G! N q7 K' |Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:8 j- A. G4 T# O& w) {/ P# u
+ g; t: y. T7 ]$ Y: k0 V1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.3 {) K$ a- \% M8 Y+ g3 F% e% W
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.; K( E9 j4 A0 j* ~0 p
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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$ X. e( f- C8 Q9 s) h1 Y5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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; J2 R2 w9 Z y# z4 ]6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area1 Y- ]5 u3 Z) u8 U! [# L
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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+ F1 G2 G) Q2 p' o/ B1 {8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
$ I! q( ]6 l6 d) }0 R'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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& e, s6 u' E+ v: t! o11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.$ e) ^# J" S( U) s
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!; z `; }/ s% O8 M9 o% Y D
' O3 V/ t3 n. a4 K14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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