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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol) T$ o0 s: O1 J7 d% H! ?- s8 c; v
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:: c" }% R( ~ R, s8 w6 h
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.# R k, ~) n5 T# C
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; c& n% ~4 G* B2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.3 S. O8 _- V8 E- @: z7 |
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.: U$ _- }# M. ], N4 p& ^6 S! i3 P
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. x9 U, g2 x; d, P: g x: P6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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1 \3 d2 b) b% ?# u+ S8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask& U+ J& e, G+ `! |
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.! E4 R& e4 t+ v1 i! F$ m/ ~
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.# T$ B# k3 B& R" B
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.; u1 l2 a0 t/ l1 v! G
$ Z+ O8 _" C6 V! ?; M* z12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.1 o4 j& O- B0 @/ A3 {
( ?: E0 v4 Q4 C4 p: Z# d2 c13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!: O" M: I Z" \+ \
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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