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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol5 e& z! G7 W6 l- Z9 U2 { [5 o
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:% S4 Q2 g4 b+ {( P# z2 Q
9 i* t* B" r1 Q( x8 t$ p B1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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P+ e, V5 g! X# G" K$ U$ Z# q3 w, w0 `2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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6 B2 H1 N9 Q" `3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.% R5 J; W" w' B' e
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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( }# }: |# ~+ v1 T5 k5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.0 @$ L3 T2 Q: ^; ^. c9 G! ^
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* \; B5 f9 |4 X D2 t6 b: V6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7 U5 y& ]5 Z5 @. v5 p7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
~( H( C5 l: K y+ Q4 J9 H' B'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.% E* V& j1 d% B" P
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.* x2 R% `: \2 d8 }6 a
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.& }) |2 A* E, M3 x$ t
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels." F( I1 G* `1 ]9 E9 j* }5 g
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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+ S4 ~, {2 o; x) vAnd; last, but not least!)
6 ^0 f4 Y! o5 ?# M, Z. N15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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