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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:4 W5 L! ]8 J3 V* C3 [
# x: {5 `# O1 h& t* F9 n. p1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.$ N, m: ]0 o ]! W$ x3 ?! X
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.4 ^3 l" Q1 o2 K/ Z$ g
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: y) U8 C' B, j |) {6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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: Q' @ i( l3 q1 j7 g7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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. V! x* J5 L3 V: D8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask8 E+ U! I6 F$ L" g% I+ i: x5 |
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.$ K" `* m4 i9 f- a- c
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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$ e% m# g: N2 J( u* k8 c11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.) r( A5 n6 k' X0 ~
6 e$ I1 U! f3 ?7 ], u, N12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!5 l7 N9 j& K$ |; _
9 T8 {4 r7 Y; N: w, z, v8 t14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!6 Y% _. A7 |$ N6 L. a
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And; last, but not least!)
2 z2 E, j0 n' k' z15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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