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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol5 t2 c+ X5 y2 n
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3 ?3 E! i, D" yThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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. M6 f0 w8 A0 L( Q2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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! y" o7 E7 [. J9 a4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.3 u; B6 M" w" B+ @8 B) g
, T* B# n5 _7 w3 F9 k, G8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask. z4 A6 x3 y% [3 U' x7 w
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'* j0 z6 h7 p V
4 l5 d/ e, H. T- {) k9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose., O9 b1 _9 t1 ^3 W
4 [ D# p L9 g# k10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.6 p4 c: l, I6 p6 O5 e( j
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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- E0 P: k! _7 V/ ^$ H' b13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!0 i! w$ g( r. q4 `1 M
* z# R5 L5 y' h14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!/ a- C1 \% n7 Y; ~ q. z
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1 V, Q- O; i" p15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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