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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol0 _" C3 I9 ^3 S9 P; N* x" B
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:3 n( p! A3 ]0 G' y- [, P
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.( f5 N( u: o- J {; b6 L( I* f
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.) G4 i4 u+ z; ]/ a& ]* I% ]
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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* k1 I6 T* i- R3 B2 Z: s; c; A5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.: |% _" ]0 Y5 ^2 j
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. P$ K( C4 t* E, ~% z
# `4 ^9 r/ M- ~7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department." A" B; r' h, i5 M0 L; |
0 S% a, s& _$ I$ T& T. m8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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! L& c4 {& |# M% ^( x) k3 l9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.6 T4 y! M0 p4 d3 L$ l! h
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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+ y! y& E2 T4 x: X s8 Z$ C11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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7 h5 G+ e% N1 W- R: N: _" {1 i12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!2 K2 _* H' {, D+ o
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!# n& i! S5 W2 h) v7 ~
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And; last, but not least!)
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