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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol# q* d2 z- @6 N
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:2 k+ U4 S- W$ v4 p+ H5 u
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.2 c8 U* | o% L$ \4 ?$ w5 _) W% V
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1 O: J( R% F2 f: l$ Q2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.: h! o" y& V, ^* x" w5 k: k
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms." p* O b8 G; A; n! U4 X
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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, R7 w M* A7 Z5 ?5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.1 S+ s0 p8 ?1 q. h+ X: ]# ~9 l& \
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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6 B- S+ h* ]: R' N! H g* k7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask1 q; F( y; T0 w# z) @! [ j! u
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.& Q- T' S: ? |2 @% e- w
' Y' z" h. @" L ~: H7 p. V, p0 x$ R10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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5 m6 h0 f: \( O6 a8 c/ V _# ^# R' u13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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: F6 {( ?5 t6 n: f C4 |' P' k14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!' O x+ y t6 a% G
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