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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol! e. l/ b0 u# ^" l" S9 ^
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.& T+ A) ^0 O' Y. E0 N( P
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) K% H4 I T9 }" l1 v2 o( o2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.2 e/ J+ Z5 i6 f: u# ], R
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.) P. b' H! b" @
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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% _. w" W& f6 v1 x8 N5 J. H8 W7 r- I7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.6 I5 u7 W% y7 [6 M( a' J/ j
4 s8 p5 L b$ {) f8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.1 B& g$ x( ^9 X
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.6 A) |3 T/ `1 p
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% H. ~" L) S8 F3 I( }, k# |12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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6 b5 Y( G$ Q \14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
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