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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol+ z( p6 a4 F, s- f

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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking." {9 H9 }6 l. ^, K2 T

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  T0 F' t; M* i  B* W* E2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.4 X! y- y) v$ V% a8 j6 \

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" [4 e8 s, k; U. N% A6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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1 m3 b& G  N, A! o2 [/ X7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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. B( E1 _. W0 @( n0 \8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, v+ ^; r+ K7 x5 ]: K: y
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.$ O& G7 A3 e8 f9 g" g

" {/ A1 ^" q, `& @! p$ Q10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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$ i  q# c4 z9 Q3 k  a7 f/ s11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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2 h+ \) X1 \& s# Z12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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( @9 r. y1 J: d8 E! D13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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" P4 F* X: X+ F8 [, u6 _8 ^& s14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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路过支持一个!   呵呵~9 J! @- t1 e# l3 Y9 u0 y

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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.; U& X$ |8 \, p% E
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