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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol; o1 I2 H8 E6 H* H
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5 }( c. G. V' A7 RThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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4 k. g: ^: o( s3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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' O, U R: [, f* x% h7 s& B4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.+ ^' T0 d) g0 J. o7 X
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away." u/ B5 g* z6 W2 s
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( `- ]# U. _9 z$ g6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area; d* V) g2 H/ Z
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department. _& c3 T7 R% c
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask& \& G) w& `* s1 o0 Z- p5 X
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'5 \6 ]+ c% [' U$ k7 }3 u# z
l2 n; Q3 i% C, x9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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3 `. E7 T/ A6 ]( I11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.8 {. A6 Z# S) G, J! D
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!& Y- k; Y- g% |( X. X- G$ {
: T1 D3 d: O Z0 R14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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