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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol+ \8 m( a2 @7 ~3 X
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:* \" |5 { C5 M9 h' s
8 z; {% \, k$ z h' z9 z; B; V( O1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.1 A1 I* n' G1 N8 r1 _
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.' R% r$ h- y/ i
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.* C8 ~* d* k8 d& S F, g) D: q0 m
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.0 ]7 A( _. t# a: q
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7 W- ^( j2 c3 L2 R8 b7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.0 `2 M# i* P' \! W) w) F/ T
1 X" H6 J1 J0 s: j! C8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
) _1 p# Z& O1 z+ D0 x+ {, h( C'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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* z! L; G' y6 q) Z U6 z9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.( x8 S, M' S% x5 y% _
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.0 X2 ]$ O& z& V. y3 v" W
) Y7 p; [* f+ g" r12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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`: a$ u+ e" O4 s( C14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" w# `2 k, v( J% [4 {
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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