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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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! z0 j1 }* P9 A9 l! _Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:$ c# }( |# I X( W9 K
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.% e1 m3 r* M7 L. O! f
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_$ \' F7 h" C1 f0 ]3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.! q& \5 @* J( |* g' P0 \
+ Q) k( z! U" s* }3 W9 a/ W3 i: y5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.' C" Z2 W' \5 J# U# ^" r
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area+ J4 r+ |3 S0 B* J5 N4 y
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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; ?# A1 M3 n3 H$ K, F7 e) x9 X8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask' [ N. u9 i- a( P8 `# v% O: y
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.7 J# |5 B" V4 a& f) V( N
$ d/ g1 q* B7 {( s" r# k4 |10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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$ i' i( R: x9 f! S12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.7 u8 I( W- s U+ v+ @* {1 X5 Q
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!! y+ e1 ?& n' n) S% D" z
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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