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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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: | x: `( u5 C kThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:; b' B# H( ]. x# W; R7 h' e
: h/ z3 {# ]( S6 ^ R" o1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.5 L$ }- M% l6 N2 _3 T9 K+ m$ M
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. ~9 ]" Y' B$ }8 `( M8 D
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.5 e: M; e8 p, T2 q' @
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.3 B- E, {! o' ~
5 v. Q7 p! {" d6 w' u$ ^7 `4 P5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.$ A. M3 O7 T' L6 T {8 Q+ B; P
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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1 q: Q L/ v" W) _+ T- J8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask& r( b1 Y$ d, Q( @% i6 T8 i! e
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'3 T9 @ b, ~7 K9 P& ^& L- }
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.8 {" m5 `$ z. B; X) w0 K+ V
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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) j+ {$ j% i/ I. `. q. i12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.. L* B; j5 Z* P7 z6 @
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!# d$ f! |. \& b" B: V
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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2 [% K2 z8 f5 F* G15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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