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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol$ {" M5 g6 |. U
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# x/ B7 I+ l; i% c4 [. @, c7 M1 ~% dThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:% r! x# [' w. U2 S5 y" L
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.9 d8 V. G% y# s5 A
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1 }7 y3 a& p2 Q1 h5 i: G: g/ {2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.! ^. j" h! p# i ]
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.. U8 ~4 g) X) W8 s6 \6 u" g
+ P! q4 q' Q& Z( ]# ~4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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, |! l/ P F/ b5 i+ i6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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: P1 X5 D1 `" x. ]3 Z1 s7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department." n$ O/ t9 L- @; G8 |. X7 n
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask# b. Q- o7 {" y8 B/ w6 L# H
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.3 H% ~( d2 ^) E9 C
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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* b3 M, }& M' a12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.! C. b0 _) \* _% h- e
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!- c9 R! q( f& p; _( A* {
. O6 m, z7 c' j' U14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!5 X9 f% O5 a+ `" x
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And; last, but not least!)
; {$ S0 w( R* _( E: H4 r' S15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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