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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.+ Y5 |0 q. m. E( h' D
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% {! ~7 D2 l6 x& h- z. v2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.& f% @; ~2 y, _$ G7 l; T1 h! f
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# b" _+ z) n7 x5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.: E" ?4 n* B7 B7 E" [; H* s
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask7 h* i) A: ~' D; c
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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1 x7 h8 p4 T2 X6 H( i3 D) d10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.- E* T+ l/ y8 i
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.. u$ D' U, r% Q. D* V8 q! ~5 ^
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And; last, but not least!)
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