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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol4 y3 d' Y5 L! w& x6 F; L7 ^

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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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* b, h& c7 I. D; L, M1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals." x; q/ u# a1 \1 _3 \6 @. e3 k

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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.: F, V$ M* F" l- o2 S

% j; n6 \7 O: n5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.* m/ Z/ Q, H6 D$ G# y4 Z8 F

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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area, j8 h8 y, ^9 o
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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5 X/ W$ y1 o& i8 L( b  p9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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  G" }! l. h+ Y$ O10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.! p' Y: y1 b3 @  ~5 ~

/ t+ e7 G" W! @$ V( n# T11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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# R2 G, l  {  b2 l13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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9 p" J# ~0 i; D8 b. [/ I14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!# r0 e) _% F# h
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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