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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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/ `" b" A% n# N2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens./ h* Z6 H$ l1 y: g; w0 B: ?1 W
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4 G% Q) q7 ]3 S' ?9 m6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.8 v4 x/ M' P/ K% H5 Z6 U! u. H
) M V6 p `5 M* N [) f2 t8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask$ j' B+ g" B6 Q8 V4 J- ]% I
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'% y( p: P& s: H9 A: x6 |
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.; |- `1 K {3 a
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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