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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol) @; E7 \' [- z; A" |% G

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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:/ B$ \0 H1 Q; z" t- r, q4 Q& m
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.5 ?5 O/ R+ q( F, v5 h% s

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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.7 X8 i# u& @; A3 {5 }5 o9 X
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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, p+ \  |8 l" N2 q5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.+ t) H* K! l1 Q: v

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8 _' j; v6 f7 D. x% f+ C6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area1 X& A5 I$ c* x" v! C4 |" ^

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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask3 @5 f- y% E, E
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'" B7 v0 a* F- ?! s% \# w! B

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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.9 N( V9 J( k9 Q2 y: |4 S
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.! T, f3 `( u: k' {
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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5 l2 Y% W7 l* k( j2 t$ u13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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