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! \9 w5 f" B: X. ?1 ?. h$ BThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:; L( b$ R' q: ?
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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9 _+ g+ F$ ^( |! a: i5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area0 o$ P: v( J6 ]& t8 U
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department." e X( y8 r* E M: H; J
4 j; K1 U0 a2 K) X8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.3 ^" }8 j5 ^% z1 E' \
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.: X M% I4 v- w) d0 {7 @; [* d& Y
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.0 Z) l. O# Q8 {1 S; M* |' a& w
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!& r! b, E3 B8 ^. U8 B+ o# _1 x
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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0 \! U9 y" |: X% [And; last, but not least!)
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