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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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" n6 |* L4 w z- _ h& M! ]: `Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:+ n2 `: {+ Y L- c+ q) `6 S* v
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.- h9 x* x: R& |
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' K d' J( X, @6 I: f1 M" G2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.3 ?5 m T/ H5 ]5 _8 S w5 P7 _
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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2 @' X6 Y8 f$ G' w( s: U4 \8 _5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.7 g5 E R8 v" L. a; C# `. k5 {1 S
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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1 c$ a. J/ n# k7 f, ~& Z7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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# f' _& U# H; N/ K, N0 O' g8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.) |& w+ A+ o# i6 T: W
, n' S9 K" p( t9 q, @, R! ^. \; B; |10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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" y4 L. S7 i. j% i& \. C% @- J0 [11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.3 {. Z; Q D( V/ @
3 g# A* |( H. M: \3 {0 \- C13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!1 ~0 D$ B N; B0 r1 _8 G
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!4 L9 w- V" v2 W+ U& M0 Q; L0 M/ _
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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