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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol8 o& G% u8 i- l3 P2 M
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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. J( D' [" n6 e2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.4 x [6 G2 t Z' E" b( D! a( e
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.+ z1 p. ]; O& X% m4 `% t
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.% j1 d9 z h% T M1 g5 W8 o* b/ C
" V9 b6 ~& ]5 r" M% P& Q5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.* ~2 d1 S5 k2 k0 X$ U) `+ k
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.* ]/ I9 `& }% z; M+ c+ n; P/ Z5 Y/ c
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.& V: |0 @6 M# W+ T, u/ E# {
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!4 S; ^# p1 t: J+ M
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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