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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:# Y4 j, ^6 T& V! w
/ X/ Q7 K; @5 G7 F. u1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.* T9 {- R9 H6 n4 P
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7 m. f m( a" X) u7 A2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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3 p6 j3 y4 G' y3 _7 t8 h6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.* n" b" g& O9 r# r% Z
; m$ V* p# e8 l# }8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.) p! i" W7 a. I
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.8 g8 p- v7 H. G/ ~: Y1 a- `
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels., r9 d5 b& B8 I3 G4 I
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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; D& R4 g( d+ {) I% U# ^14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!- `) A; x8 K" E9 R
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