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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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& I+ V; H7 F$ }# i# o+ W1 D- xThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:0 H$ k7 y4 h1 n
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.$ E6 F9 Q* f8 s# k+ W0 Z

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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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1 ?+ |" a6 y. V' d) E7 _3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.; Q7 v+ h. w+ m! u  {

# O* N" D0 W! d, R' P2 w% x4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.( N* }( _0 j! Q( a  Z8 ]
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.6 ~: ~: Z3 z/ i% F$ m- z

4 E* y  u0 M7 {! D. R2 N2 h8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.. n' j- c! d, P) A( f3 @
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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/ N3 `5 @) h2 K14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!' V  E& i: q0 v3 ]# ]) A

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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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