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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol5 f2 G5 p4 ?- M( y+ k1 f
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! C' i) Y. C' C! ?7 B xThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.: s" p, u- Q5 Z! @8 e
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.' M% B! B4 ]4 }: v3 E
6 e) g% c( n/ M3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.4 g. ]! X! N) i+ x) ^6 L
; k7 [* z0 n8 ^3 M: S* O4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.. i+ [) f, y1 z/ N
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask7 K" F" \7 v/ `5 D8 w4 Y3 p2 V( U
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'% D; }$ \% H0 t! J+ D' u5 l7 a' J1 i
3 Y5 `8 o! s- b% m* P* S9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.) r% k' R0 y c! Q
! j% }! w" X* t, v% c: E1 S10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme." e2 ^+ s; g! v1 `1 G
3 I. t+ ^2 l$ \0 l: q" z12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!: e5 t& j. U3 Q' o8 v& s- k) w
) G1 r8 ~9 ^8 \! B" g' z9 \- c: _14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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# a5 G( g. M5 I e/ zAnd; last, but not least!)! i; {# \3 I; l+ [
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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