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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol6 N8 N6 O. J+ P: A

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/ X+ }3 B8 x  T1 T; M3 ^Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:+ }$ c1 h0 T4 S. o! G' m, s& o

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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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. @& \2 }( _2 X# z3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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8 ~0 k! x+ g: A4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.0 i# U& N4 E8 U1 l1 _

' v/ T0 G& S8 @" b5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area6 @9 N% `$ L  M& v5 m
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.0 m" s( S' V0 o" G; |2 l; d

5 C+ _( M3 O/ U. k, R. h. h$ ^8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask- M) G1 }- S3 _
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are." W9 S# R* B" Q: V+ d1 Q4 @

0 f$ z: i- B  q0 ?, d8 }, A11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!% ~- N  n, Q" o2 v4 E7 [
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And; last, but not least!)
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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