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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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& k- \- I" I2 k: @- U7 i9 o8 J8 o1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.8 v& e: O! X& f, _
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.3 L \% z" v! u0 W. p
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens./ q. B3 u6 j) W: |: D+ v
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away." m$ h! m3 l% ]5 ?7 M8 B1 R
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area5 o7 W) n% Q( x& p4 |' d
& O1 z* R4 o W7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask Y- x8 i6 \+ K; h* [5 r+ X
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'+ O! v8 C* t4 r. ~: l, P
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! k" h; `' F2 o, f10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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1 V+ X. o( ^/ n6 }, |8 d% z13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!1 G. T( e+ J, |
7 I8 K6 m; p1 M- g7 H, ^14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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