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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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3 S: V7 N5 K0 U& c  I% j+ ~1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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0 k( v, m* ^. l0 }# C/ e' {/ C3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4 s. R. s- g6 ~: X- C, ?* O4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.: A1 [0 U7 ]7 j% a2 b
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4 l) |6 u: a/ r3 T9 i7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.8 p9 y) b, t4 }& W' }

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'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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- m, t- {3 z5 E0 V' b; `  j9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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$ k9 c5 T/ _' p9 g/ C" f" E12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.+ h: ?. n" `1 y" e( d0 k
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!( E" M9 Z, M" u8 W! G

3 `' X0 [; X- x14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!6 D/ k9 a2 b& {5 ?9 x! I

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0 F. F0 B" G: D1 b15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.6 u/ e- x, B" R+ N
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