things to do at walmart (hilarious)

火星女孩

it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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& V8 Q( b! C  ?& r2 \8 I* jThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.

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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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6 h1 T- S  `4 s/ Z. l' \7 q5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area

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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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+ M+ L. g% }  w  f$ S3 Y10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

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$ S5 s- n. @- h/ ^( D  m12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
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YZSUNNY

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蓝膺

如果是中文的该多好

枫的泪

你又不是不会翻译= =

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曦梦ヾ风之子

有一点给女性的感觉， 但是很好，很强大

Kuryuki

i had that on my CR page

R3DL1GHT

LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...

wa00724

路过支持一个！   呵呵~

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小叶子

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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