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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:/ A* |5 ?9 u- C2 v* e) o
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.% Z' q3 Z4 C. _7 h$ l& a5 k- @
; A8 C. `- ?7 l$ Q) @6 w3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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2 ]' L5 H4 ]5 r& K) X4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.. _) `2 F! Q) b& C4 ~( x% `
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.* P) Q( T* l e/ C8 q
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$ s V% l( f" X* { v6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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' K2 d+ R4 e2 r4 q5 t' k/ n1 h7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department., Q( {" N& G: j7 ?" Y
0 e4 q) D1 [; ?) n8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.2 J6 H* M9 e& S9 O8 [& N
; b% G! J& l! t. ]+ U10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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; L9 L6 B. O, U" f11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.5 n# P" C H8 p0 M1 m
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.1 P) W3 A A# w5 O1 K/ s5 g
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
K9 r: \5 U i& e) W F15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57
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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30
