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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol7 x( L' _- @0 D5 F1 j8 L
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A$ @5 R) V w2 o+ J7 gThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:9 F! e7 L. T( Z
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.8 \2 o- l! s+ _* O
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.8 {3 C( L7 }1 O/ N" D5 C
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.# y1 d" q' @" @- i4 P+ e3 X
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask5 Y+ v% I$ ~$ h k, U$ g
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'2 Q( V$ _0 Q; ]+ o1 x9 o$ V
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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) l. o& s2 \0 C4 r ]+ l10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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0 m6 I5 G( g9 v4 U! V11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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! [% y2 e7 L, G$ v/ f' k- z4 B% p4 ?12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.* Q) h4 b% N' d: x4 X5 @! C
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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2 E, y9 p4 m* P9 Y& B1 X) h14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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( Z9 ]$ b' ~3 T4 z: [, U! [15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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