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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:# T  C2 d* v" b! t* q8 Z
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.  L5 A3 k' }/ d. t2 I
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! q6 b8 z2 L9 v2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.  L: i, X5 F' m
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5 y- p) {  \" u' h5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.* |; I5 h9 ^5 r+ O7 U( x% c* I0 L

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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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% a# J, I9 i9 `0 t7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.+ o5 W3 N5 O8 A
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask) s+ v7 K$ J- A* V1 `
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'+ ]% F& Q# w9 K
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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# F# y6 \, K. j11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.: d2 V2 j6 B. G3 S& ]" q% g( }

6 U* f$ |. U6 x3 ?12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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5 \0 X9 [( n/ D8 {+ d13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!! }' m; K. B0 Z4 J/ j; _1 ?
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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