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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol) {* R4 H" {2 C) T+ Z3 o8 U) S/ E
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:! ` d! [/ j, O: a- \
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.* k/ H0 G1 n: r+ R* H
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.) X) b7 Y3 k$ L
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.+ S7 X, a: l/ Q. y
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7 M+ {* D- i6 o* G9 b( `7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask1 q2 y5 Z7 P+ q/ M- W. i$ i+ x! K/ c
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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6 N+ N# A5 d, f% X9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose./ B4 I, x( ]/ j; f$ A2 w' {7 ?. I
1 T1 c/ B7 |4 }. n* c8 b10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.& K& O5 ~- y8 A, f! r
+ e0 }5 V6 b. J% ?) \11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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6 c x$ p! J$ R& @& N12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels. q/ {0 p8 z3 [& P* ~- i( ~7 B: B: |
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!# g' N D) ?' |% }( o' {
& q: X& f# Y8 x7 m6 a14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!, r! o' W) ?/ J/ J
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