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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol( c1 g6 \" @0 E
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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( X; |+ e0 X- ~3 C/ U! d1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.( n3 j% Y# S" \ J" y
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.3 F! e' Z: P# o. @+ T
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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: @( T2 \: [7 |, [5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.4 x, F# Z' v. q; V
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$ p) ]& F8 n5 ~1 M m6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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9 L3 [) E/ Q3 Z/ }7 S7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.9 I+ s' C8 l% x& ~, B# b
# s2 @# a! S# f1 D' N8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask1 H% t/ U6 M. H/ C' s5 @, ^
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'/ _/ A1 H+ ^7 p8 N, L
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4 p; z$ |9 N2 c( S$ x: O9 W& H10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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* \& `* _- H+ N5 B5 Q: C, U5 {) ~; R11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme." ?/ E$ U* H7 Z
/ b$ P, e0 b' t" W12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.% j" G2 y) Z( h& O. j* S
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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