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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol5 |0 N5 W+ B3 z8 z" P$ m& S

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$ U/ @% G! y/ x& V8 Q/ s, xThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:3 Z4 ~; f" l7 k& d& f& L5 b5 t

6 c; y2 d  ~7 R6 H& t5 |" ^) D1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.3 d/ B3 Q6 x% b. u& ~  B7 U* b5 [! k' ~
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.4 O" L' h9 i1 @5 E% s$ W- f
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.1 M' e0 h6 _/ c% X- S- p
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area! ^4 o% C; Z4 I* f( |0 U

: o7 t0 x9 F& h. D6 X5 H7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask2 I/ Q4 T  n9 J" ~
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.2 H' _3 ^; ^/ v7 {

+ C6 k) e7 a9 ]( {2 x$ k- X10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.: U! s$ v0 \' G6 s( i4 r

5 c* c: l- Q- f1 h8 U11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!% V$ x3 _. A4 ]1 h9 B
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
6 X/ X( ~8 W) k" m/ m( w1 x15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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路过支持一个!   呵呵~
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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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