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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol8 F, e" X6 |/ j- K. W
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/ b9 M1 ^& ]8 F8 ZThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:$ L, |& u" h9 h
' C, @" E9 O5 P. b7 u7 q1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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: O p) M' Y' y8 Y ^- C& h2 O2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.0 T, m) R1 [# v, r: p1 l2 o
+ V2 H" e; v/ C, O" E6 m- l3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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! j* l- [2 ^0 k5 @4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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9 J# n* w7 C4 | X6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area- F6 G6 t# K# E2 t+ w
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.1 S. O1 _/ x1 q8 T
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask0 ^9 a+ u$ T$ q0 [
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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! I* g% E j( K9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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( ~! t6 l. k A( u5 }10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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7 M: Q9 M( X4 o. I( \* z F12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!7 R% A! p+ D; M
8 o3 R' K! C/ n7 `1 Z. x( v( {' y14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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