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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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! f9 f: [# P6 j4 p) j- pThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:: L, n1 g. v6 ~4 W2 |; J
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking." w& w f- j5 S% g" i
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.# S! P$ r0 v. [: R7 V; F
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.; F: z: c6 O5 Q) {8 G6 |2 h
- L f! f6 `, X6 f3 P8 F4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.2 A# M7 e' B6 ^7 C6 d
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.# [" _& X8 `( I* B
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask' f- E* G s+ n/ E4 V. F0 H) r6 [
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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# H' W: L5 B9 W1 a m9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.3 ?" @( F; D" ^7 l; n5 J
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.9 ~. B9 I( K2 K# E, d
0 @& E. f7 g3 [' i12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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