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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol6 f) K4 S% k& i! A2 W) V% [

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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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! m0 j  O8 C! r* z% v9 P+ l3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.# L- E) b% W" |# {3 G* [+ f- N

5 f( X& Y, E! F, i3 ~+ I1 I! ?4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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6 D/ O4 U4 ~" s5 O0 c' V8 A$ H; k5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.; J3 ?6 |& q* \
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask& d7 x/ e0 q% m$ O
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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6 Z. @! @/ ]* \! A2 e11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.; l- N; k( {; h4 W7 S5 B
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!# |) v! {( \4 i+ ~4 e
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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路过支持一个!   呵呵~
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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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