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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol) U. B& q7 m& j# K
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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8 F6 ]% n* P& W+ A; ]8 |1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.! L4 e3 e/ f1 a( p. E" ^, W

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6 u; c/ s/ O5 a' [5 H  d2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.- Q+ i  Z/ c" c( b

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" r, X" Z: e6 K* d1 j5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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' p& w( N, D4 c8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask! K2 D" Z. E8 f: [; a
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.8 K+ c; O  \2 A& r- j

2 V/ x3 o. J0 _, k, Z10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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# r3 `6 L; F3 S' w, m7 L11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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- }( D8 B6 N) G12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.% l% E2 W: _7 D3 c, L2 S; z  D: E
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!# X6 g: Y: i/ P; Q5 s3 t' F
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And; last, but not least!)
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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路过支持一个!   呵呵~
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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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