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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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: n- ^, x9 \# @! {0 lThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:; Q0 L: K/ {2 ` b; T; K( z) ^
! J' B n) v1 r- d1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.; c# s" s1 S( r' t+ m3 o3 g! B
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, W" @/ o9 a6 t- z0 \; d5 { r2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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; C. K% r8 `4 `: |- @; e4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.. A1 _& I( l" O
& g4 B3 X7 M* L+ c5 k' H! I7 e5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.* u6 S# R+ j7 f' _/ O- N& n2 j- B
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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8 s0 A# P. ^3 j% g" g10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.3 H8 D& M9 S+ {$ T
9 d) T0 M6 u( \: |, T4 W/ B11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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9 `! G8 k0 ~+ }5 r+ z13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!8 h3 ?3 S0 M) w) K6 w* o
$ i+ H* R1 X% S/ S, H# q* D14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!+ q+ a0 k8 K+ ^+ H/ X
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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