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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol4 I/ g% t' K8 g4 s# n. K

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8 Z. M; i+ I) h. \Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:+ v0 S8 u5 u3 u$ V4 A- x7 E; K

: e) ?; `; P/ I; U) P1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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* E* @9 b- o4 @( t9 E) j2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.- B& V+ i  B1 F% ]

3 l% q- f3 {1 I: k2 C$ a4 L" x) z) i1 e3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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2 g1 [3 N$ e' |- v$ J0 M6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area  |2 A5 o9 M% j8 J9 H% m% I
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask! w$ n- \% Q6 \3 d
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'8 \) a: R  l; M. O) T. I- j
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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2 K: Q. Z, K7 P3 H2 P4 XAnd; last, but not least!)
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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