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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol' K5 h; r+ w1 ^& G
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.: t- J4 B" S; B# F2 z& S
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.- |& Z% L7 X* L+ O- o9 i: ?
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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3 D# w9 k+ ^+ s6 G5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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) i6 U1 J5 {% ~; T4 o% |* K6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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- G) J6 X& l6 ~ A( l; a+ ~% d7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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& ^2 n2 w. I1 w! t1 ^; i8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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2 h. a& V$ u5 B, P( s9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.: F; f; v& L4 o/ |
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are. f. j9 n% S. n1 g3 t% l' S# t
' Y, Z0 u6 _( G9 s+ _11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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: |3 X: ^* o' E; @6 ~13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!5 w, U9 ?7 _+ A( E; I) `
; C+ R, G3 w4 c) _: \0 i9 ]14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
# [( V* r4 w1 h, d4 A. j15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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