 鲜花( 310)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
5 g6 x8 x' I v( `$ e5 i- D7 C1 x' A- U t1 I& ?
) Q- V& G: Z" a4 A% X' z2 B+ _- s, f7 H( D M9 S1 j
Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:# T C2 d* v" b! t* q8 Z
- A0 z2 q. f; E" g
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking. L5 A3 k' }/ d. t2 I
7 ^' L4 L) f: B6 E3 Y1 V: @
! q6 b8 z2 L9 v2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. L: i, X5 F' m
/ m1 u6 P1 x2 U5 S O% W
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
; ?0 C* L% H* J4 R% }3 I W$ [) n. m( `! I* V; r1 v% j
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
: [1 X q. V/ N# W
5 y- p) { \" u' h5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.* |; I5 h9 ^5 r+ O7 U( x% c* I0 L
' U: p6 }2 N' X" S% r+ T6 x% M( M0 n& y3 P, b5 ~% D
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
" j3 j: I* l7 Y! e/ `
% a# J, I9 i9 `0 t7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.+ o5 W3 N5 O8 A
4 F! C6 h$ [* T0 ]+ s
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask) s+ v7 K$ J- A* V1 `
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'+ ]% F& Q# w9 K
8 Q, M( G' r, Y8 a, a
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
! E" o, X R" ?% L" E# k5 ^0 Z) q2 T( j) S7 Z) y9 f, B* Z
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
, a) T. f/ G0 T4 P
# F# y6 \, K. j11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.: d2 V2 j6 B. G3 S& ]" q% g( }
6 U* f$ |. U6 x3 ?12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
; M: |+ z. t" u/ }7 O
5 \0 X9 [( n/ D8 {+ d13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!! }' m; K. B0 Z4 J/ j; _1 ?
+ w# j% V: ` D* l) n+ @
14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
* O& K4 m! @* J e4 z' G: X" s/ D& u( g2 A( k
And; last, but not least!) {1 b; C7 O6 T) T$ O/ w1 A
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-12-20 23:57
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
; ]2 k6 D9 B$ z+ W0 Y$ i9 Z9 ^' g$ I5 M
发表于 2009-3-2 12:30
