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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol6 E) _2 G1 c D W0 i) ]$ |
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:1 l Y/ p/ [% |: _
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.3 Q9 v2 b% K* V
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9 r/ v- Y- k* W% s2 [. e6 D9 d2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.# Q/ n% e# r( r* n
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.) E6 P+ y5 J6 m7 S5 B
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.) x) v0 u x+ f) J
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5 e- h# B/ q; g6 l/ _! j6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.2 [4 L8 n* |8 Y5 ^* w# O6 B
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask7 m5 I% F0 Q4 {. [# G$ P! D6 N# y
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'4 u! j6 d; E6 R' e2 |7 s& O
( f- ]3 P" [8 B$ i9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.' Q5 I2 V9 F3 p2 P. J1 \
3 J. u/ X% J; S/ _10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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5 V7 z$ k5 J% ]* J' {7 A11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.8 h! W2 l# `0 R6 m
" }! Y1 N7 x( |7 A1 ?12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.: C$ i1 K5 R4 K2 O- I# B
9 b9 b# [! q$ a2 {+ P0 d0 f13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!# i6 C$ e; R1 n
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' N3 O* U2 T' t7 }15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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