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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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* Y/ Y1 T8 |$ UThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:' b# s% F, \1 b! x5 x3 ^
) L) s: w1 q' d0 a n# I6 ~1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.' \+ b! g' i( R( l
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.& ~. T1 |3 r8 |$ Q/ \0 z
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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* V0 D, \% o! {* ?3 W6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. i' b$ K+ L6 H4 F
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.9 r) v* f/ e, C
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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}8 O0 K0 c+ w8 T1 |8 j4 M9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.! ^. K: j; D( T+ r; N% I9 F
8 ?3 X) i# |3 V9 [% M, p10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.3 d. J' D* g6 @" M6 Q8 d" B% e
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4 O; R; x% E- j4 f: `7 A, m12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!4 }6 [; [) p9 N: L1 ~, j
( j; N6 m6 L* p! {7 H14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!) u, l9 x- G; t c+ A& K
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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