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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol% d: U- M! i/ m" U
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:: t" c& m' q% \! m, b3 e3 X+ G, A
0 b5 R& z! {/ Q( Y1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.6 f2 q6 J) v' g: u
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.8 u1 }0 ?. z1 \+ e" Q4 F. P
8 u5 [( Y% P% [, i, b3 u4 s# S0 u3 R3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.. l. K( d) U) f8 h' g/ Y
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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6 k* P$ }" D" D5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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2 S) N) [; N1 y6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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8 Z* I. K7 B$ g8 z# E7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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' i0 F" z6 J# n. W8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask8 l3 `6 ~/ w" E/ ], o5 _! j
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.& |* ?9 C% Q' k7 ? y
/ a* L) f- I2 G9 D- j$ v" @10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.' {% {- M m; N% ]9 |' q+ [) ?
: ]7 Y" v/ p$ c/ i8 U T+ I9 f( b: t11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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/ b$ j+ [- Z( D' i8 b# R12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.3 `' Y9 Q( U8 ^& ~/ D0 _9 U" v
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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7 L! k, p& U' P4 I- B. v, v1 ]14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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