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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol% `% v& u0 F! `; B5 ` j! Q
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6 Q9 S3 N; R" n1 j$ ~: C [Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:( ~2 y4 k/ N% J, W8 G$ R
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.3 z' Z* I% g( ]# B9 ]
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; Q: }$ x1 a2 w" j" A v# p% v' b2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.) d" r/ S7 X0 \' g, U( F/ }
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.* H& P( c# \2 @6 {- o
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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8 O4 \; b' ?/ [/ x g( m6 v6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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; v7 n* l8 f( _# x+ B8 r& O7 F1 O+ V8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: ^7 {+ S9 _/ d1 u# m: j8 f, I' m9 T
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.+ D2 B- |4 O8 X( l2 P
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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' F% k/ b) W/ h9 d4 [$ q12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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9 J: x& q/ s' k& l- p14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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