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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.8 d6 [9 Q% ^) v6 w! I
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.$ n! i. v Q9 F$ Q# q! o+ @
; ?8 L [' b) r; N* @" [3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.* n1 J0 P/ V; L/ }% O6 w
. |* J: b# \" H R, E3 A4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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, D" Y" h c8 V" l9 m7 `5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.1 g. P' H- V8 ^! H- p
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area( k4 I/ v8 e8 `2 q$ R
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.+ }* v- U; O# t$ p
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask* J% G9 h% E* O: U3 k% `( j+ d* p2 u
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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8 M0 |' e2 M" ?# |9 x3 T ]9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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! B7 k% u6 R" H. }* G; Q10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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1 S. s) I7 G6 R' ~5 n$ z9 @! i11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.* H( s* m# ^% R0 |/ e3 }7 \
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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3 @0 c0 N& y0 z) Z13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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K3 r$ N; l6 M* X, `4 [14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
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