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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol% R2 j' h j5 `7 F
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:7 }. Q" W8 l8 Y; \% h3 f) e3 ~
0 `: E! P; w( z: {' I1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.0 A9 W7 K7 N4 }
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/ y4 r& ]: v0 u* i2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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" P F$ O8 t7 h U* s" D$ K4 m4 o2 y6 u4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.$ a" S) U1 {$ p- O& g
$ b) X2 w( E/ k* {% \5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.; P# l) Y3 b6 j6 F# H0 d
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: I* ~) e8 c$ D6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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+ l+ F) Q7 }- N' V5 p! z: e, B% T, D8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask7 F% {2 j: K3 C# Q \( J! z! Q: @$ M! E
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.2 ?0 N0 d- [, V" ?
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.5 i) k Z5 u/ Q6 [7 x2 r
, w) {! E! E: h/ h& o% b3 ^11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.) g6 _3 ? T# Y& L+ d5 d+ ^" o
+ c7 v J* L( f6 R I12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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" J* a+ L9 B) R- v2 R13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!8 j) z& y0 S: `* f5 s, [5 o
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!. ^4 l% v8 S5 W( w6 ?% i
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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