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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol8 [6 d4 q. b2 m# [
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; d3 Y% h$ g( d# m5 `/ EThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.6 E1 L; C$ X" b- `7 |0 d
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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0 p* `! g l3 z0 h0 P- t3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.0 Y& W4 T% g9 `8 ?6 q' E1 b' I
U+ O( |" ~* @$ [4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.0 u7 I6 g1 l1 a6 N
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.( d. R% w8 }' \
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* w( k8 k4 b& x1 R6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area* y0 W' c T$ c# n% G9 p2 D. P
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.. K0 s3 s* D- `6 Y: J8 Y
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask% u" F- c& P q! Q$ L7 t, P O
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'& H$ K0 g) h3 T: c# `6 l( }6 U( y
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.8 Z3 {" W( i `' u7 K
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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4 f6 n1 L* L2 L9 X T11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme., @2 I0 G# U+ H. l& Q) \ p& @
& o0 f" w* X3 [& T6 E' c4 ]12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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! Q: B" A. L, r13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!9 @5 H3 j5 \) x! {5 u5 i6 p* R
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. w, d" ]# { \ J/ O% X15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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