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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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& V8 Q( b! C ?& r2 \8 I* jThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.+ X P& z1 s" x9 O1 q+ p' j
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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6 h1 T- S `4 s/ Z. l' \7 q5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area a) T6 Q" x+ ?% s# G: L0 @
* n) K) l. o! G4 f7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask% d6 H2 h- r" B# [1 h4 {+ o
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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+ M+ L. g% } w f$ S3 Y10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.) q: G U; a. d9 J' C0 n2 S
+ a* r" F5 y) Y" m0 U$ Z11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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$ S5 s- n. @- h/ ^( D m12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.0 V- W' G9 Z+ @* m6 |0 }+ }
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
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