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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.% Q3 t5 @1 F# t' s( a% R1 R
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.9 N8 p1 b/ o* D) L- {5 r% D) C
3 r. U( H7 w) i T2 U3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.* h1 a$ }. c1 q% L' H% X3 j- }
* H- k3 s( X' w& z5 Q2 D# S& E5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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1 J6 l3 H' S8 |6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area3 G+ {2 ?7 W9 e- t$ ?. O
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask; U8 M! T4 H& x) V% h2 T& e
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'1 z$ a4 c- t! N7 ^/ C
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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