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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol1 ?! F/ y; E" ?8 l Z
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/ A& N. \) M6 ?/ f& ^0 eThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:; Q" f) x2 y B
" h4 u9 A1 j$ c. s8 {1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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1 Y4 j( \$ B0 q& J d6 U2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.# ^% [* ~8 V4 |6 Z
3 h, K8 E6 M6 O( S' M3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away./ n* n7 M8 A( J1 ?6 E2 u
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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! x! q* g5 B! }: y* }7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.6 M! w" ?/ J( y9 u* B/ s
( A* U: {; v2 h* ?1 {, m* h8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
% |) F0 |& H- ]& {'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'; U- [: I3 X' R1 Z3 u3 i7 y
2 r3 a$ c A# G1 q/ E* f6 Z9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.7 N: n2 U3 t$ S% o3 c
' ~: g+ i. I; R* i2 j5 j0 G( }; c10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.+ G' ?0 H/ ]# J) ]* L) q2 j6 \& q
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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) g3 \4 {. R6 F) b1 k13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!' s4 [9 ]; n* t' X( b5 s, _
5 X" s& G: K$ n7 h& B14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!, P7 u% g& L2 v/ z- _
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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