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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol0 u2 G8 ]( R [
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) t. X9 a9 m4 nThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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- t! j* o! J$ f6 u1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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1 Y! R9 O7 F6 M. e+ |9 d: E1 g2 w, G2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.$ W# t5 W" n. }, J1 ^
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens., K8 K; X d5 E! t$ H
; M+ }" Q+ ~; z) Y! d. }; M5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.& O; `1 {+ v9 Z+ T1 S. C6 }! V
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& X* @9 m% ^- b' a6 T6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area7 C5 l5 r6 n" |' D5 |1 H
* N* u$ |1 i: @! I9 |7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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& k! J* ~* H' ]! G! B8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask! @$ P+ L( I! G [
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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) O+ |9 `9 O6 L/ |4 }; Q9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.' R0 W5 }5 S8 @7 C* p
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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0 {/ G5 k, f9 a12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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6 E, G( o5 z! N3 |# l T13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!: {4 M2 D8 d2 j0 n1 ]8 x$ S/ j
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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" U9 D; f2 t2 o. rAnd; last, but not least!)
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