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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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6 N9 i& l% U0 Y A$ h3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.* @/ f) T8 n& c0 }) E, b
8 n' d' o( A1 `8 f9 a! v4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.- S/ N3 e1 B+ O2 t$ |7 R+ U+ V
0 a3 V% k! a% S/ a% T. s( s; L5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.% }& W. r+ `5 @+ w
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask7 X, q0 O q0 B; I
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'! S6 m0 P0 }' X' I( t' t
" k- E& v, _; Q h9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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9 H- L; J7 g3 f$ B* S10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.( O, L9 Z; s) D- a( c* c
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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2 f' A* q9 r6 ^9 Z2 m13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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# @2 \; D0 ]2 `/ F: v14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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