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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol& @% h8 r% Y* g7 D6 T1 l, k# x
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:% g# r2 Y% w% U; b# M5 Z
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.; u. n0 }7 F. O; D9 a8 Z/ T
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3 T2 N# ^. I8 f! f6 a: w* j6 X( h2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.: M4 A4 y G/ R
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.( p/ l# z* J7 `9 o: _# n( G- L
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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5 ]4 Y+ L. a7 k" h" P7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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# }( a5 X. S( z) }$ c% G8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
9 Y, g' v1 S6 T- g3 |: A8 r7 t'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'+ P* A" E1 N9 z: D* B3 g T
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose., _( x' U6 J! F! g% i$ k
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.2 R2 {7 D( @! J$ }( F
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.3 Q' [) s4 a: N/ a9 Z: [2 \; n
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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- w6 \6 r1 t) P$ Z$ z14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!- l& @5 G. |. ^& y) M l$ }: g; R6 E
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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