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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol1 x* [0 r7 y4 R. t7 N
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:+ b2 c2 E7 C* u3 O& `2 V- M: q; ?
8 d* h1 ^' V( ~1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.* p! C7 K) J0 J2 u
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.: u4 j2 E8 t8 M+ t2 |$ E! N
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/ Q, H3 h: K+ I2 S2 {3 _6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area; z" h0 I3 e1 X5 t1 z
c6 k( \" k( d- i- ^ W, e7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask- s# `- ]) C3 C- Q
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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4 `1 _* O% G4 V) z10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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3 {/ z, G# W! b12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.) ]* L, I# M: i x
! m: d+ B4 L2 ~% l13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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, b6 _/ A, s [9 f14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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$ f8 ?" U& k$ @0 N0 L15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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