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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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6 V) {" B( P; I. MThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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* ^4 v" ~8 X- \ H" g1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.# {( Y0 `" k- t& Z, }" n
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.$ d6 q" m% `/ j
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.- F) m+ x0 p& r$ Y+ e$ C6 f
% s A q7 }7 D% b8 w5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.: I5 B1 M- t9 z( ?) ~7 C8 n- O
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8 Y: v$ `: u/ C( f" \! q$ s6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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0 ~; m: R6 ^- L% B% }; p3 c7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department., U3 _6 V& ]% S! C& G
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.* |# \$ s4 m( g3 d5 x
3 _$ @+ ]" q& S9 N" V11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.% N: u1 c, K, @9 @
; x4 h% }! U5 Q, Y12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!( b4 P* p. E, {. A4 Z
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!( i p, H3 N2 |+ [7 g2 ?
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And; last, but not least!)
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