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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol# q* d2 z- @6 N
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:2 k+ U4 S- W$ v4 p+ H5 u
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.2 c8 U* |  o% L$ \4 ?$ w5 _) W% V

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1 O: J( R% F2 f: l$ Q2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.: h! o" y& V, ^* x" w5 k: k
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms." p* O  b8 G; A; n! U4 X
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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, R7 w  M* A7 Z5 ?5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.1 S+ s0 p8 ?1 q. h+ X: ]# ~9 l& \
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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6 B- S+ h* ]: R' N! H  g* k7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask1 q; F( y; T0 w# z) @! [  j! u
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.& Q- T' S: ?  |2 @% e- w

' Y' z" h. @" L  ~: H7 p. V, p0 x$ R10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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5 m6 h0 f: \( O6 a8 c/ V  _# ^# R' u13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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: F6 {( ?5 t6 n: f  C4 |' P' k14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!' O  x+ y  t6 a% G
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And; last, but not least!)
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.. F: Q0 p2 |7 l: b8 S. U

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