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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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" n6 |* L4 w  z- _  h& M! ]: `Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:+ n2 `: {+ Y  L- c+ q) `6 S* v
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.- h9 x* x: R& |
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' K  d' J( X, @6 I: f1 M" G2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.3 ?5 m  T/ H5 ]5 _8 S  w5 P7 _
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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2 @' X6 Y8 f$ G' w( s: U4 \8 _5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.7 g5 E  R8 v" L. a; C# `. k5 {1 S

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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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1 c$ a. J/ n# k7 f, ~& Z7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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# f' _& U# H; N/ K, N0 O' g8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
+ ~. D' E( d8 c# b0 ^8 S& r'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.) |& w+ A+ o# i6 T: W

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" y4 L. S7 i. j% i& \. C% @- J0 [11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.3 {. Z; Q  D( V/ @

3 g# A* |( H. M: \3 {0 \- C13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!1 ~0 D$ B  N; B0 r1 _8 G
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!4 L9 w- V" v2 W+ U& M0 Q; L0 M/ _

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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.. Z, Y. p  u1 [# W3 x

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