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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol* E4 ~; s6 D; D& ]
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- f; j3 i" Q% x9 G% TThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:3 ^9 N8 I8 X1 P% \3 R( i' B
) Q- B% j0 e* y; Z1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.2 G# L; y4 e' Y5 N% }" f7 N
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2 {" }8 @" V/ }2 `4 C5 o m0 m: S2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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: o' N8 Y5 o' c3 ]9 r) @* R k' V6 c3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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! a9 f9 s# m5 ?: P/ X0 P# t0 M4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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, U8 s3 k1 @* U* P9 a5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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5 W: C* u. z/ e. J3 x! f6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area0 M1 V3 l( W2 m3 s( d9 M
; i |" ]% i, P Y, T+ ?' }: A7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask/ \/ H: r1 q9 V6 t
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'8 I7 A0 k8 N/ K. A
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.: z" P" x. x' L1 G$ l6 e
. i+ v( |7 S! G% a$ B10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are." h+ s& K# {# ?6 G8 ~
; |. j' l- J+ C% D& e11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.( r Z5 F* W4 J; C) a |& `
7 T0 e( ~& c& r$ n, z0 {12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.- R o! Z2 s) u' {6 ?
' A( F8 V# f3 i3 b13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!8 s- | _' G0 f7 X' t9 `
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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* J: q+ R& s# |5 @# j: }15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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