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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol5 p' j( q4 ]- `+ h. y) H+ I2 q
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.( L" J1 x; Y; g6 L% \" p" e; d
2 l7 i3 t5 B- E3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.. n* j2 l& ^8 V0 X1 V- _+ r; p
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.9 d- g* c% h# s+ c' K" g. e
$ L; r& v) X/ g! q: ^! n5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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2 \+ K8 M, r" V3 [3 s- L- E' x6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area4 Q; @' A3 x `
+ W; ]9 x0 s1 `. w7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department." m+ P' s9 E9 a5 J& J
& \/ Q7 z5 i, R( e8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask* X8 D6 F2 c4 g; }; Y
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.5 \. \, Q7 c! L) ]5 J
% H3 c( e- c a: q; S; Z+ X10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.; R4 Z3 i& y: \5 E+ s
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.& \0 e, v y1 }& ?( C4 u+ _4 c
& F+ `) c. {% k- ~+ w12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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6 k7 H7 X+ A; U; E( y7 C7 X14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" G% u4 m* v- J0 }5 y+ y' q9 z) Q
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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