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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol( }% D# y" r2 _$ ~5 |
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& K$ C! _9 \3 p( ^/ LThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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4 Y b" U S, R3 O1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. o5 K1 @9 v- I$ V; t1 ^
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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7 p- h. E# [% L$ P7 ]6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7 L7 v( V, y+ F& B8 H7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.; ]* U6 `5 K# h; s! K# E
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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# w" E, }% U, ]$ v10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.- B% C. t9 k8 @2 l/ W# l- H T
# F$ @0 W# G x. Y' |12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.2 ^. R1 K9 K" _% o2 i; j
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!, D( B; K. m6 k) r5 v; H
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!( h r+ G5 }( e) H' L* W/ y
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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