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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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; Q6 }& G5 Q  KThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:9 ]: j- X/ m/ @, n
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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- |# Y6 o( p& c3 r, L6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area: ^) \; q6 P5 M1 l, ~" D( ^

# H: [% [2 |  {& y7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.! o& t# k- e2 w* o2 C$ B3 W

( N) J, @, N/ ^8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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. [! w% r# v( g6 S! n! r' g9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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1 N5 k5 }6 j1 B/ J& e1 H  n$ X11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!, G; d3 s# ^6 e+ o) r% Y+ j; l9 Q3 o/ m

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) _' e" X6 h6 G15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.: P0 p0 v0 s6 o, r; w

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