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/ B) C. Q1 U2 A. AThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:$ w8 [, R& y# ?- x( W. n( W- X
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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) l8 J9 i2 }% T" R; X+ [2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.' I+ r$ ~( }, W
- [1 Z/ ?1 W# p" y4 K& ^* J4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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* z' R! u+ m9 ^# ?* f5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.) i6 d+ q3 F8 u. _; z# l+ V F9 G" ]
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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, t& ` i- T8 I2 H- I3 [* z' c; M9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.8 u, R7 T5 P' [6 V
j. }, Q- n7 {% i' o12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.0 a9 i$ ?4 V. {. }* _5 N
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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1 I# V" Y$ U/ G: |1 k( E$ q8 X: S14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
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