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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol$ u+ I$ s" q( I' p+ h. r
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' ?# F8 }- ]6 T4 ^6 V$ L- R4 `Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:$ e6 A T& T2 }3 |8 U
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.$ w2 @" \7 l$ r* N6 C1 r
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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9 T9 t5 r* S( V: A0 R5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.0 L8 f2 l% \% L* ?4 V2 i3 S* J
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H0 U) o/ T5 E+ x; P7 _/ Z6 C6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.. f4 V* w' x$ m0 {3 n1 [2 S0 }
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask2 g( s7 d$ Z( g, u x s9 y
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'1 P% e+ [1 u8 _/ T; D9 \
: `; Q2 K% r* d9 W1 F- x( q- H9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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4 K4 |0 |7 _# c4 I4 V10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme./ G- v( s8 y3 b8 e3 O+ I
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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4 S5 Z0 `7 K+ f; j$ j13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!" S0 A7 T9 C7 w3 b3 m* L
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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