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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol% d: U- M! i/ m" U
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:: t" c& m' q% \! m, b3 e3 X+ G, A

0 b5 R& z! {/ Q( Y1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.6 f2 q6 J) v' g: u
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.8 u1 }0 ?. z1 \+ e" Q4 F. P

8 u5 [( Y% P% [, i, b3 u4 s# S0 u3 R3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.. l. K( d) U) f8 h' g/ Y
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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6 k* P$ }" D" D5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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2 S) N) [; N1 y6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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8 Z* I. K7 B$ g8 z# E7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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' i0 F" z6 J# n. W8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask8 l3 `6 ~/ w" E/ ], o5 _! j
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.& |* ?9 C% Q' k7 ?  y

/ a* L) f- I2 G9 D- j$ v" @10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.' {% {- M  m; N% ]9 |' q+ [) ?

: ]7 Y" v/ p$ c/ i8 U  T+ I9 f( b: t11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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/ b$ j+ [- Z( D' i8 b# R12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.3 `' Y9 Q( U8 ^& ~/ D0 _9 U" v
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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7 L! k, p& U' P4 I- B. v, v1 ]14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.- m/ e; B9 x2 J% y' \+ k' ?

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