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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol* Y l, j3 I7 C' |* a% {- c5 ~
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# s( [, E5 \. c% o: H+ N; d- ~Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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; [ A- x2 b: _% s) U' J: e1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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* F) D) V+ L6 e& `3 T8 V5 v2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals., |0 S+ c) ~* C4 O# r
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.! \9 ^8 [; J. g! ?5 s
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, \- X7 F& I! K7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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' S0 n/ e3 k" n/ k8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask; {2 |$ k `8 O4 t% i
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' }* r) B; M& P% x. Y' b
7 K3 O' w- X5 l+ G/ F. j9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.& w# j7 Y# R& u, t
5 L4 S- E$ m$ u10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.8 q0 n: @( v4 J: B [0 Z
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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8 p- O% ?2 N: o! R% f) j4 y! D12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.( e: B8 F9 f5 A" k( Y- S8 I" @
' L' h* t4 y5 ~5 R3 h13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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* L& Z. ?! Y+ J+ d14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!8 ?1 Y2 t: T- V# U" u8 F& N. _. B
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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