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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol0 P' h. k. S4 K* ~' V( h$ f

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6 v# B0 {8 ]4 O, Y0 }( j% D* IThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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, U5 z2 D9 \$ `* Y1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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  |9 [7 U" W# x" z2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.1 _$ A$ ^* V: o% J  u* G, x# r
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.  a  L# x8 ?2 q1 y/ O$ J5 h
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens., b2 }6 ]' C! F: a3 I; a! h

$ J7 X! F' `/ c6 z" j- S9 m5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.% o' o  g& g2 \+ r
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area; f5 w4 b# x5 Y0 @7 c4 S' f( b
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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7 h! C, m) t+ Y/ p* A! ]2 E0 i9 \/ \; o8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
3 n3 i* b* P* X4 H'Why can't you people just leave me alone?', u) O- \2 a; x% ~& t
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.  ^# @; b, H9 Z, @2 R

% `9 L1 k: _# ~& N4 z( y8 m10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.  q3 P& K; [; u

3 y" {& _- y( a& b; C$ ~7 b11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.) V* I; o( H, m6 h0 t$ F
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!% z" g8 e# {3 T2 Y

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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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