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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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% ?. \& R9 X! n) Y0 M$ s5 E& i6 f. GThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:7 n: v7 j! a* ]; l
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.( G( P# v1 A( C% L% V. j1 y8 B
. g# s* Z5 V% Q, C/ M3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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0 E# E1 D" U) G9 ]# P1 u1 e$ J4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.7 e K0 F4 |. A: V" i: I
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.: d) G- U% g% o& [4 A' r6 w0 Z
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- h& ^: k& W, u6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area9 f" h& P4 {- u' K
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.7 ~8 w1 A8 v) ?: N$ A: @
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.& P2 K" L/ h% U8 ]! K5 t2 Q. R
# \% M) J/ ?7 U0 U E; i5 N10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.4 f- F! n) ?8 z4 }. d
4 \# S/ g; s* G12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.9 F, D% b. e& o9 F E' \! {1 I7 h
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!! q$ _! {4 L& F X3 Q
P/ |. c; @7 h0 Q' l0 G14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!0 r" a3 W2 u) g' o' y+ j/ j2 v
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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