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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol4 I/ g% t' K8 g4 s# n. K
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8 Z. M; i+ I) h. \Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:+ v0 S8 u5 u3 u$ V4 A- x7 E; K
: e) ?; `; P/ I; U) P1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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* E* @9 b- o4 @( t9 E) j2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.- B& V+ i B1 F% ]
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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2 g1 [3 N$ e' |- v$ J0 M6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area |2 A5 o9 M% j8 J9 H% m% I
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask! w$ n- \% Q6 \3 d
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'8 \) a: R l; M. O) T. I- j
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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& M3 v4 L$ h+ Z* J ]" z' A12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.$ W8 R( j9 d% ?
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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2 K: Q. Z, K7 P3 H2 P4 XAnd; last, but not least!)
8 n8 e3 H$ T' ^0 q, N15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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