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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol0 p, [3 Q9 n& _
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3 Q3 K+ r* I1 Y7 T. }/ \( kThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:5 m# B5 ^. [5 H. k# J
, i( N7 \9 c: R# d9 ?9 V3 ~* b- c1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.6 V3 P1 M; f* `8 e$ m0 Y
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.0 l+ B6 ]6 |. W B
S3 q! Y5 v; [* k3 ]4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away./ t% l% q( j+ |: l4 M/ [
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area1 w: v6 E1 y) U( q2 g" {
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask0 D( n6 D; I) D ]) W( E
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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- }6 T8 g4 [. c g/ D9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.$ S7 X' v. A9 @# F. M0 d
: Q2 P f, ~- B; J/ O: z e9 [11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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3 Y* g/ @- V0 \% O4 V, e! M {12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.5 g$ D" g% J& ^/ Q
7 W j' H2 A3 M/ Q' z4 Y3 @13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
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