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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol! M* L0 W6 Z" M4 h9 `8 v
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7 d- H; @* g; EThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:4 Z/ `" T' \: R- K: M# {) e
# P% O7 @0 [$ X) W1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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6 z+ m/ k5 |( m; B2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.6 ^7 R# e! u x, ]9 }; F
1 S: t2 U/ Q" a3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.! J1 @% F0 q! J" z4 Q
- x% H# |$ t- b1 ~' l- z/ k: n4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.6 S) R; J4 X; |! W/ x# k5 q
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away./ L! O, X! n# ]+ h, u5 I: Y
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; Y" Z3 Q$ N8 }1 C+ H6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. b: U0 @8 p: Y2 f0 g& i5 m( q
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.6 z3 f& y+ @1 h/ m( \* K* n I
/ }3 B: Q" w( X" O% c3 g8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
) m4 @$ n! U/ n2 p1 g: `' `'Why can't you people just leave me alone?') Y K9 I) e0 b( L6 G
) u8 K' G" k: p. d: {9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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: u, o4 y1 U% E& y3 C( J10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.6 k; r$ w# N9 Z
- T% @+ Z; M; Z0 s! ]11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.$ s: v! X5 i3 @4 z+ T
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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