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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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g* I. w" v9 {4 X9 eThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.! _% k% Q& t2 ^7 v! @' w
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.3 r( r3 U) j3 ?
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& g# ]0 P4 I$ l5 p+ L6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area; n2 f+ z& M H
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.& t1 q$ c7 F Y+ v, v4 h3 ]
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.8 Z* |5 p+ J8 O" k' S* M
# c1 q( k3 Q8 [10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.5 D6 N9 ]) ] ^ \' S5 o: Y
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!& X# @7 \2 g7 f( B! q
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