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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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5 ^, o. f( ]! T* f1 T, fThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:' p7 ?- w# B8 R3 }7 ]6 ]

/ f  [; f. l$ T1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.0 S+ f& _  G* D' B0 _7 d8 C
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$ ]9 h, H% J5 V8 b  `4 Z, ~+ p& n2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.1 `3 S7 Z$ L; r* D* j! I8 g
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.8 p- ^3 [! I" P" ]9 p3 V( Z
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area5 W3 G6 d4 m0 _6 X

$ ^$ `6 N2 s* W: S7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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$ W; a* v) t1 r; r% e8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
" U. \( N! m, {$ w'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'( l$ ~9 `5 u: X" i+ C9 e

; h* `( A/ N2 B. N" x) r9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.1 q- Z' O" v9 n( B2 q" |% |/ o

# W# I/ j5 @6 U8 U& l/ i0 w# t4 T10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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7 |* J( s/ T$ }9 R13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!6 F* k% u0 S! C3 C
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!: y$ z; s/ f% D+ F6 |% ]
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And; last, but not least!)
4 ?1 N! N, s, J1 Y* e8 d* @: ?0 q15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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路过支持一个!   呵呵~
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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.; }  M- M2 k* q' j& X) ^
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