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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:) S( S3 \0 Z) b; |8 a
' w: ^6 G0 e, @1 m3 J4 v1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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7 ]" f; K3 I/ Y2 a. e2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.6 w0 g7 z# h! a2 I( L. |8 f9 g
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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4 ?2 @6 P* A6 J: y0 P" B& o5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.: S5 J& b R% w; J% |) E L; [8 d
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask5 ?' W, H- U, Q) e8 d
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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6 `2 E. L* |/ {1 A8 Q9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.7 ^8 L4 f; P. g* }- u
* z' E! k0 h7 H10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.8 K( n, H i( ~3 v3 K
0 Y3 T T, C5 ?' W6 D11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.. d/ x% E% C) y5 b- a3 N/ Y N2 K
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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* H. Q. O5 p# G14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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