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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol+ z( p6 a4 F, s- f
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking." {9 H9 }6 l. ^, K2 T
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T0 F' t; M* i B* W* E2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.4 X! y- y) v$ V% a8 j6 \
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" [4 e8 s, k; U. N% A6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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1 m3 b& G N, A! o2 [/ X7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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. B( E1 _. W0 @( n0 \8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, v+ ^; r+ K7 x5 ]: K: y
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'6 X9 ]. }) v; Z+ j* ]7 E
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.$ O& G7 A3 e8 f9 g" g
" {/ A1 ^" q, `& @! p$ Q10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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$ i q# c4 z9 Q3 k a7 f/ s11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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2 h+ \) X1 \& s# Z12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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( @9 r. y1 J: d8 E! D13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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" P4 F* X: X+ F8 [, u6 _8 ^& s14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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