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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:- @7 b* }. t) \

% a; d( p) i; R- \$ p3 q9 F5 J1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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' V; `; o- a  \, Z2 @; b3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.% N! z* ^  G/ {4 n

9 ]* D& m- v2 [3 t9 b4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.+ W. i) x. }8 }0 o' v6 R( r
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.7 C' `) d0 `& b# e. e

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6 r* P1 P4 m% }  p8 ]6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.& a: C: @: O7 m% Q

9 }6 _5 S! P5 w+ j+ L- b7 ~) N' T8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
! j; n9 A$ E( b; k. L+ C* c9 J$ D/ ]'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'! ?6 z. Y9 j/ J7 @6 M
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.+ E/ t1 {% L% e" k- Z
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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2 J) F4 m8 w+ J/ Z! @  g4 P( J2 @12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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. {- m- P6 l) e! D, K6 b- E13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!6 }  U8 L- d/ H0 r
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And; last, but not least!)
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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路过支持一个!   呵呵~
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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.4 ?1 f) [4 t% L; V& p2 x
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