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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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: ^) f0 {7 s2 I; @" N* T+ DThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:( e* {) F/ G/ c3 L
/ [8 B; K/ ?, O' C1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.0 M ?/ N8 k& Q* `% A" I
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.) S/ P3 e3 E% ]) M D) x
5 O* X! k. Q7 f. z# d7 K* K/ _4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.+ v6 k2 a* a% U6 S8 C8 q K
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.5 ^% C( E8 _% l' j. _0 d, r/ O! J7 @" U
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, E1 ]) B3 J4 |& J3 @% N6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area7 g3 O6 n; c. s* z J
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.9 @% n; N5 X4 y1 `$ j8 B" W
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.* X+ Y' ^2 q. R0 a6 s, F2 G
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme. p$ L1 C, g4 Z
1 x- E4 Z x# F* d" I3 I4 N12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels. D" U/ b: c; A. ^
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
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