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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol4 @3 {; ~% T) u" S
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:3 l3 c2 U: i! p8 h( S. L
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.( I* q0 _4 J, ?5 a# U7 p7 u
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$ b1 N" G" n) ~5 s+ ?0 _' x2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.( e1 r5 [- M5 P$ t* X4 b
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.! y0 r# W9 Y6 Z v7 Z
4 t: n* c5 \( }" Z- i4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.+ q# ^. H# h' `; F" q: ^5 j
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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. ]: c: y& D0 d3 N9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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( _% g% _) E% i( k9 U) Q( g10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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. V* \3 S) \# Q* C11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.8 w2 ^4 O( d- n
- l0 Z& B0 h1 G. U: C12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!( _, l E: |2 O& p" `) F
2 Z' y! C1 s; I& O( u, D* Z, d14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!3 N2 ~' k3 _8 V+ U# M
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# I" e1 F! C+ O- y' G% I' q) O15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57
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