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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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' H/ y* r+ L5 Q. A7 \2 bThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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6 d i8 ^8 ]# `+ c/ y7 D! |8 f9 d1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.$ i2 @; [; w4 J" N* I
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/ S0 O, d! M. X3 M% ~' U- A0 |2 J0 x2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. x v8 C9 X% {* L7 x% C
7 E" B, [; F3 r4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens." T; A0 B6 f5 }0 U C- Z( E E
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area3 O( H0 Y$ j1 Y* h
; i$ j6 c/ w6 M _$ w7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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1 `2 B6 f: b, f2 g- t* q8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.; L* H) Q6 X5 e8 a4 o
2 y; O0 N' ], {1 [# x4 V11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!- T' h6 u" S/ k$ ~. p
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And; last, but not least!)
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