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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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( o7 Z  k7 y3 B; l- Z6 L2 t' J1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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; b) ^8 F( d5 i! U( P* H3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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1 U& F% o" n* \. g' z. f7 ~4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.% r6 U# R( G+ V  g6 o. `
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.. U+ M* k- Q6 i- t! M4 x

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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area% M4 b5 n1 w1 x* g/ i, i0 t7 E

/ \) c" r4 Z- `; y0 w, y7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.* L; O+ s% ^/ ~/ N' V

- I: B5 y/ O5 N2 P8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
! H+ G6 t, ?4 w6 G9 Q3 `'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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. P) d6 l2 g: I: t4 `10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.. S( ]; X' T7 z. g

8 k- E6 F! c6 L5 L4 R11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.3 J; ~! D: U. M$ ?
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!( M6 }) ?! n: \6 d" V- ~
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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