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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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! u1 W2 R6 e1 A* m% X1 N4 HThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.& }' x& A5 W" o" n9 I- X+ V- k
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$ _6 b: a9 F* \6 ?( n! s2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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1 Z' a. p! [; v5 w+ L$ s5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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0 l1 V, Q/ ?5 N, `' l: K6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area7 R0 _* y" x: A/ R
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.8 i" j6 @$ S* K. C
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'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'$ o9 ?% L) A' K' f
; T& O* O! n1 v e! v9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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% _: d5 ?, d7 `! l$ O# ^3 l10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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+ X1 p# N% Y7 \4 C11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.$ W3 p3 C9 Z+ K: `! E1 t
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.$ b( K3 I' Z! T1 P
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!& {8 L( X/ @5 o' }- h& q
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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