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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol) m% P! x0 G/ o Q( E
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:* b6 d0 r% {, B9 p# }8 Z0 S
& l1 y0 W4 d8 y5 K9 e1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.% D3 d$ `, ^7 c4 `$ b
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7 U# B; O+ Q7 A" {3 b* l6 X2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.2 X# W; m; w* l/ Q; ~
, S* U: g9 Y1 d! a7 e ?3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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9 o3 v* X# ?; g* T$ B5 ^) H, p5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.& x2 g4 s& v3 m {7 Q, m3 y
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9 O4 d7 `: Y$ q( s9 s d6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area' F. U2 [8 Q+ R+ z8 d% `7 X2 S" g
$ H7 Z5 z' K' d) C! q7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.( ?; F$ s5 S. V4 ]
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask% ]; s4 k/ F! q/ C
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.& a6 E2 E/ ?1 J" V6 \( H& c
: [" q# E4 z8 M g6 C, Y8 k0 i10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are./ Z' a/ P8 J$ E& X2 v$ I
$ H/ p' e7 U. \& o11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.: _8 E, _7 B: j3 G
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.7 f1 N" P4 x4 `% l# H
, h8 z6 }6 R/ R: v8 `' n13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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; m, C1 G) V0 ~15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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