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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:- l2 C/ R( G0 s" f* V' i2 u: w9 N
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.2 s0 \/ t6 B4 n5 m) r8 f3 N5 w
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: X4 L/ Q4 g3 ?3 M2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.) j* X7 g! K9 E" I# f
* k! \4 C$ @5 ^7 m3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.8 R8 w. ^4 E3 \9 _8 ]2 R% L
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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" `5 X9 V; `3 i( ]5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.# Z9 i8 p! [9 P/ E$ b- U! O
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' Q* Q' h/ P/ \2 b0 L7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.7 c \8 D3 R( i t8 i1 r% _
7 S8 Y# L8 @, \0 s( L G8 ?$ L8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask3 V( I$ k6 W- d- F0 \+ L: w# G- v: x
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'9 h ~: ?+ r+ K% e
$ I" [5 ~- X/ W* d7 r- G$ K9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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7 J) q# T: h7 ?% V* N/ K: t5 l0 ]$ H3 r10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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2 o" E" {4 F& U0 `1 i/ y* J12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!2 Z: r( c$ y. o7 K, P6 H* W, a T
5 H0 Q# x- M% P+ \$ S14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!( f4 o6 U& k4 S/ f) h
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# f# B: r1 C& {7 ]15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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