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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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7 ^. u) y& W6 \& |5 GThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:; L2 z* L; z" H9 w
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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' T4 @2 B( z* G6 Y- B, |3 Y2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.( L; D. s2 s$ ~; J. W Q( _: Y
* |; e1 a6 F* a4 v9 N8 L( _3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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3 Y0 h0 v; b N8 v9 K& D0 y4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.9 h2 g8 y+ {* x) Y# e- x
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.# W |9 \2 z' y4 f e$ U! H
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: _% {: Y" k/ q: l% _4 J3 {6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area6 m3 S' k- B0 ]
' l" E9 r! a5 Y% l7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask! `# P6 d: x7 g) K: u* K
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- F" A( n9 M" e8 M8 u* b: I+ A1 p; n9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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