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( p5 }+ n& J5 x& T* fThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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( p- s; T t9 K$ j1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.4 }+ z! ?; N" _7 [4 l
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.. l) R v0 ?. j: s1 e
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department." t1 I h+ w! b S( i8 \/ ]" B
; B1 @3 U/ J) y) M; |1 E( F# ]8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
- n2 k" W: v5 i: N'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'9 c3 c- b3 I% U" V1 H( |
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.- M4 F4 A% [7 I& Y+ ?0 }
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels. l4 A4 W2 D6 \
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!9 C, l! ~: J. ]1 v0 j1 X
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)/ i# L# P0 y6 K' \4 E T
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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