 鲜花( 310)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
- e4 l: \+ i, j$ l
! c( S; {# `! L7 n+ c
9 x% y5 @* D& m r) ]2 ]
7 O5 W' a7 E% s9 H: C: J' u- KThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
" i& P1 V+ A, Q8 V+ ~( Y, J. _8 k) q: p+ Q- R
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
X, x) k7 v3 P/ }" \1 O
# Q6 b/ u- ]; ~+ J+ f
- ^' n. D/ D5 K1 D) q: k. ]4 {2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.- t/ Y- _, G, S/ c* V
# h* `# J, m0 ?) G0 A( |; A
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
6 p% o& l; @! M4 ~0 _0 s
/ h5 ^! Q b; h6 ~4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens./ H+ @# X5 j( i8 F: b7 Q% \+ P
; i1 l7 p9 S" c. f6 R1 t+ I
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away., A/ `9 f: P9 k
( l W1 l4 l8 {9 Q9 G3 E1 z3 Y
5 c8 L5 N( _1 j6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area4 C( F, ^1 c3 E$ }5 w
5 R" Q4 Z2 R3 m# V# e. N
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
% C" s1 Y. {4 O9 b/ y1 e
7 Q! [2 k2 G- S) ~' i; m8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
7 h$ \5 V3 G5 e5 k8 ?7 W'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
$ E! R7 l u$ c, f3 o
1 h7 {4 k" Y3 e9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
6 x* @9 P1 [* f0 X, p1 A, o! O' G% v/ R% Z$ y
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
) X, P2 i x" C! E8 V; W3 D1 O, z
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
0 j4 @9 l& V) b2 a# O/ K) r/ I
0 a+ l4 S5 w( }3 i6 y+ B/ ~12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
H4 v8 A N: A0 N+ D. s( a1 S7 F. l6 U- Z2 W8 K
13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!; \ X7 G. S. r! I* @" W- f3 s
: {! [0 ?& l. b8 e: I2 P& F6 N14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!* Y" `9 f0 Q; z" X8 n$ `
+ t8 O! ~9 Z7 C
And; last, but not least!)! x" ~8 d y/ j6 H* Y% A
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-12-20 23:57
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2009-3-2 12:30
