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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol$ p8 c. Q% O% Q$ E( s5 e
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.7 e$ K4 R/ | h; a2 R$ W3 c0 T& |
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.2 G! e2 b. F5 F8 H
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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& i- @1 j6 y7 M8 x4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.$ H( F& k- u( U9 a0 x" d; u
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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" g1 |2 w$ f5 b0 |3 \, F( c8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask/ d) W/ \: e4 U
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'' E( b1 ?- `* h2 X) C/ }$ `/ Q X, G
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.# |8 a. @; N8 @) L, I
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.- k7 z2 O# h$ j, L2 b+ h. y
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.; s- _7 ~. F( F4 Y5 x. R
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.( W: t* V* w$ ?; g
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!. D. z$ z: Z" [7 F, ]/ A) M3 q
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!. g" y1 g( `; [ c j. o8 \
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And; last, but not least!)' v3 t3 \6 W, l( ~& Z
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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