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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol1 F# p* s% f% e g% |# n
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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3 `& B8 B, ~. i/ R) F q8 {1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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1 F! a0 s) t% q) K3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.1 V# o+ w" B1 x& I5 C& G
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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8 R! o. \* e+ Z0 w- x' X& @0 |5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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# c5 u' z% ~% k" e6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area( A# i0 ]* Q( B( p- x1 O" R" t5 u: g
/ X: h& ]+ i/ J# z8 K7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.7 [0 F7 e a2 W3 K" L
$ f7 p/ L& _' r8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask4 d/ v$ e4 f( u" G% M: T- e
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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+ Q) V) V) x: C, [, [11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme. S7 m# E0 v' C8 P K+ l
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.9 K. R. C7 ]0 I! m
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!8 G: h% J7 ?4 K
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~9 i9 r) R5 |/ j3 t: a2 e15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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