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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.+ Y5 |0 q. m. E( h' D

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% {! ~7 D2 l6 x& h- z. v2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.& f% @; ~2 y, _$ G7 l; T1 h! f

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, A- l8 V! \' _  }0 L4 ?) @4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.4 f, a( w' T' ]+ [5 n

# b" _+ z) n7 x5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.: E" ?4 n* B7 B7 E" [; H* s
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask7 h* i) A: ~' D; c
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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1 x7 h8 p4 T2 X6 H( i3 D) d10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.- E* T+ l/ y8 i
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.. u$ D' U, r% Q. D* V8 q! ~5 ^

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And; last, but not least!)
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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