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& @9 b5 u1 L" j: R& d3 hThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:; G/ Z) j3 ]/ a$ z+ ^6 {
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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, M9 P) J! Q9 @& H+ U1 ?3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.2 L9 u J4 W2 @& H! x2 X
$ i6 m; n% c: Y. A4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.7 f- |% {" q1 B6 T0 W/ g( g, r5 o
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.% ?6 U1 v. L6 z5 U" y; \9 c6 Z
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area6 `+ Q$ H( T8 X5 M$ L; b
w, M* R' d8 e8 r( R7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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+ L7 M$ d# A/ O# e3 ]6 Z+ k8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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0 q( F) J V- J4 a5 y" O9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.% Y' f+ k1 }; Z7 l
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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# v( @- Q* U6 y2 [: T$ R V6 r# Y- y' h12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.$ v3 t/ K) ^; L- H
5 |" D2 v8 G0 F9 j7 ?2 Y# [13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!' s+ J6 y. O1 [& S& z& R( y
/ e, V9 Y1 K& U! o' d& J14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!- U9 `) E0 a; q
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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