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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol) @; E7 \' [- z; A" |% G
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:/ B$ \0 H1 Q; z" t- r, q4 Q& m
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.5 ?5 O/ R+ q( F, v5 h% s
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; p @ l' Z1 S5 H0 ~8 t% H5 p2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.: a0 f2 K9 l' X! p
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.7 X8 i# u& @; A3 {5 }5 o9 X
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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, p+ \ |8 l" N2 q5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.+ t) H* K! l1 Q: v
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8 _' j; v6 f7 D. x% f+ C6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area1 X& A5 I$ c* x" v! C4 |" ^
; ~0 }2 u2 V! n) K! L a3 E) t7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.; Z: D( F8 w- _* y7 d! M
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask3 @5 f- y% E, E
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'" B7 v0 a* F- ?! s% \# w! B
& \( A% U: d7 i& q& M' X9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.+ D9 t# x2 B- A& p( i8 w
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.9 N( V9 J( k9 Q2 y: |4 S
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.! T, f3 `( u: k' {
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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