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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:+ e; a3 j5 @3 a1 q
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.$ A( Q+ X" q& x
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.* `: @- U y& \" r p' {% X
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.% C; U4 A* C, H7 Z3 D# i" V
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" i( ~7 K* Q: M& m- E6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask6 g" e) V+ M/ A A- v
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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' y. a3 b% @( e v10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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% Y( j5 {2 r J" W11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.7 z) Z, q8 w. w: h% R0 \
6 W# G; z j6 v7 x; T12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.; h z8 x2 u" x5 B, y
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6 B l+ `# ^3 T+ l& b& |14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!. J# \# [' v) H) C
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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