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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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+ c8 c4 H* R- z8 m2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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7 C W) f% W5 b3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.4 c3 y8 U4 V5 _7 w9 t' t
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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" K. h3 x8 v* F7 d5 _7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department. ]* e6 g) _ D5 f
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.$ T/ s6 u0 _, M& t/ U$ D8 b
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme./ i2 O7 p4 p4 r: p+ v
* m1 p5 x, N) o, m7 c7 i12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!# {9 I. M) e, h1 p) q% i2 d- T
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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