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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol/ m5 Z1 k1 `' ~
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:$ {" I% o2 }$ z* i7 [) M" Y* u
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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) } H; ~# z$ Z& w6 n9 m4 r2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.' n; a% M \7 k, g; H( m5 [
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! ^, K9 L, P6 F! s$ B4 U4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.) Q) R" |& P/ b L
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?8 U8 i! d9 y6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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; U6 P3 _3 t5 y; y" c" |5 [( K4 Q7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department." |4 V+ R% M; m) V0 C
8 C1 @' N8 H- E" N; G# w8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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0 V8 k' E5 I" [7 k8 W( z6 P! ~10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!0 n# l9 P ]! g, W2 G5 ~) T
/ ^! Q6 S; ^5 j" _ m ?- i* X/ o14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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9 y, Z" f* X7 U5 o0 r5 [9 {And; last, but not least!)
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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30
