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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol% R2 j' h  j5 `7 F
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:7 }. Q" W8 l8 Y; \% h3 f) e3 ~

0 `: E! P; w( z: {' I1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.0 A9 W7 K7 N4 }
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/ y4 r& ]: v0 u* i2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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" P  F$ O8 t7 h  U* s" D$ K4 m4 o2 y6 u4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.$ a" S) U1 {$ p- O& g

$ b) X2 w( E/ k* {% \5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.; P# l) Y3 b6 j6 F# H0 d
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: I* ~) e8 c$ D6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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+ l+ F) Q7 }- N' V5 p! z: e, B% T, D8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask7 F% {2 j: K3 C# Q  \( J! z! Q: @$ M! E
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.2 ?0 N0 d- [, V" ?
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.5 i) k  Z5 u/ Q6 [7 x2 r

, w) {! E! E: h/ h& o% b3 ^11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.) g6 _3 ?  T# Y& L+ d5 d+ ^" o

+ c7 v  J* L( f6 R  I12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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" J* a+ L9 B) R- v2 R13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!8 j) z& y0 S: `* f5 s, [5 o
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!. ^4 l% v8 S5 W( w6 ?% i
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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路过支持一个!   呵呵~
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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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