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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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* Y/ Y1 T8 |$ UThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:' b# s% F, \1 b! x5 x3 ^

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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.' \+ b! g' i( R( l
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.& ~. T1 |3 r8 |$ Q/ \0 z
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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* V0 D, \% o! {* ?3 W6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. i' b$ K+ L6 H4 F
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.9 r) v* f/ e, C
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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  }8 O0 K0 c+ w8 T1 |8 j4 M9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.! ^. K: j; D( T+ r; N% I9 F

8 ?3 X) i# |3 V9 [% M, p10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.3 d. J' D* g6 @" M6 Q8 d" B% e

/ L- p4 y- d5 Q  M11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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4 O; R; x% E- j4 f: `7 A, m12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!4 }6 [; [) p9 N: L1 ~, j

( j; N6 m6 L* p! {7 H14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!) u, l9 x- G; t  c+ A& K
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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路过支持一个!   呵呵~
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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.* n6 X5 @3 U% Y, Q; ?

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