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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:2 G7 t! f# T! c1 \
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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% w7 ~/ t: H; g" S2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.2 ?2 C6 q8 S; Y2 }9 e
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.8 ]' K; x/ t1 w& W8 m
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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0 X. y0 k7 a# [. _6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area; D9 k. m. F# D+ L, M+ @7 K
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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: L/ b. y! A: z7 p. `4 h- R8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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+ a( b1 b/ \6 B# Z7 ^9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose./ e$ |0 O+ a1 l. X1 l$ a
: ]6 h- M1 q3 _10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.4 O# t, f' j9 I! n/ y1 e1 _9 ` {
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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- W7 c* T0 `( d+ m( Y12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.: \/ D: y- m+ j1 x
0 A. e% e0 n6 |13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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$ K: o3 f2 F1 k8 o& s2 a9 Q14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!8 L6 G! L% a9 v* s4 d- C
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And; last, but not least!)" Y1 K- j* o/ v9 [5 ^
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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