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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol: g& M/ `3 m* S) D
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.' @1 U5 l# \3 C9 \2 m5 |
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.9 w4 k! s: y# _. x# Y* f7 P
1 Q$ \( X0 u# a1 K3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.- j7 L+ c/ o0 y6 Y5 A8 p
2 W5 i' j, n9 Q/ P* @4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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$ A( p' f0 t7 p5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.' T2 M2 j: ?+ `+ F# f5 W( k* o
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5 [) y; `. i3 z; Q$ c4 H6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area3 D0 x7 O; S7 |0 q( k8 L! Q
! p2 ^/ K! @# d7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.7 s( S: n2 e4 e
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.3 O, n' y6 d1 G! ^/ x
( |+ X. K) A9 }11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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' [( r7 U4 E5 b9 u12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!- x5 R5 T& t6 m8 H( x* w7 J
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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