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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol ^" x. A8 S @
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: S* Z* S# v0 i: A4 A9 AThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:9 x& ?. u0 K& h3 Z! Y- T$ D
1 ~ |: K" n% y1 ]1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.; E8 T. A: b: D- G* u" @4 V) b
6 J3 X$ ?3 \' k- y* [( `" W- f3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.% q$ J% A! V; A" w! c% I* @
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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2 E; k0 b0 n {% U/ j6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask$ B. c1 ^7 s) x' {, w7 ~/ j+ m" A
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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; D# h$ v2 d5 r! W& E3 o* F11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.& a1 H2 e `( X& @7 K3 {
/ s" y, V6 H# G! z* l12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.4 `' u! ~: i/ n1 `
; i4 L5 `' y5 O2 Q/ d13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!3 q0 o/ w4 ?% d% V g
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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