 鲜花( 310)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol: I: v9 R& y9 Y7 O+ h' b& S) j6 t
0 Z1 u9 W5 n. y' S! |" X+ F$ V, J! _; n" j$ o: N7 L! [+ o6 u
! h' a1 x1 q8 M. Q8 r
Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
5 E0 j5 @7 ^. U7 @* ?4 f
1 [" Y# j' ?: }7 G/ A9 a* q1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
- A' H4 W G( x8 w( c4 `" q4 |( h+ L/ R2 \6 E f
2 z" `* W& \ Z# z2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
1 b( q9 h! g. f$ ]! W; u. x( X1 u& M/ S6 Q
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
! x9 C% w# W% z+ L) S7 u0 K8 [2 L- U# i8 |3 ?. p5 n7 i
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.: C7 P- l1 ?2 t& F
: Q; F0 Z! J) Q% n5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.0 v3 z8 w+ A3 n
- h1 c: f. \& E4 n" Q$ ~
, f0 G' d( d$ f( y+ G$ C) e6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area4 q; X0 a/ P* j% u, Y/ c) Q
6 y# \3 a$ E7 p9 l6 C+ x
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.: t1 m' U9 ]6 a" h$ B
e9 t" m6 U! p6 @8 e f6 Y" U8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask- O' I- e s( x. p) l
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
+ V3 R u. R5 Y h+ s7 R
: F( \) y% T, B& @& z4 L6 F8 |& m9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
) Z2 l9 z5 ]3 W* D4 _
, T6 f- j& T4 A+ x+ ` @10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
b. G8 ~1 K% ^
: P- g, d1 i/ l! l/ p11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.+ X# n$ H$ {+ X/ B1 _1 d
* Y8 Z" i3 _4 l; [( k12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.6 v7 G' K# I6 D9 C
* X- h P4 z3 ~8 r& S13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!$ k. T3 ^! c( Z5 f
s S6 [: p( H4 v' `& x7 \( |" y14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
. a2 B4 ]! u1 Q: j8 _; N5 e+ f. D
! D' l0 g& D( A# J( fAnd; last, but not least!)3 v6 v- Y& n! q# U( \2 R# ~; C5 P: q
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-12-20 23:57
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
% l4 ?8 _0 f3 w' M- J2 q
发表于 2009-3-2 12:30
