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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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( N5 M8 i) I- G( F; k$ vThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:3 c2 j: @1 U% Y, g: X
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3 G& f- H$ {# [* }; U% [ S2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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* A- \7 z3 G+ M3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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1 Z1 z0 B/ U3 R4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.3 [, Q* ?8 U0 h) x
# j# e) C5 [, f+ s# D5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.+ q+ Z$ S H6 v. \; v* Y. _
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% d& V% i3 W# J( ^+ }0 r/ h) w6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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! E1 h$ p# o& C: O7 \/ _( j9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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* }. X: p2 a; q5 a8 ^$ q* _! ?+ z10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.6 H$ N6 a5 O: b8 Q; z' [7 f! w8 G
8 |) \% D T( T& p! H11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.* k0 V5 t/ e; o- _9 ~; @
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!7 `" @6 f4 o9 \/ f
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" i% W0 B6 a/ Z3 d/ Q! w p( p
* P$ _9 l2 w5 w+ D/ z+ CAnd; last, but not least!); K5 X: B9 M9 {' G: w
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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