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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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4 T$ x# g; n( c0 eThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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7 {  X: F& C, y) z1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.& k7 x1 u* ?7 o: U) W6 |" s: l

2 Y/ A9 `  [; q+ |! J( Q4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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* C3 [+ z# l7 z; @5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.9 L0 G: L! W' m7 \. y8 e

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1 G% F' z3 t1 n" c& ^2 L6 _9 {3 i6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.& X# r. j; C+ M* Z+ u5 r& Y3 i

& P  R4 D  C0 k8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask4 I4 Y2 ~! f+ ^4 Z3 E3 n. b: I+ \
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'  C. A1 I) [! ]6 V0 `0 w. D
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.8 S( i" z" G! a0 Y' x) T

/ q7 _/ n: B' i4 x8 S10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are./ ^5 I& T/ |3 o' ?7 j( D8 L9 @6 ?

, `+ V1 V+ K6 n. F  q11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.  q/ k2 Z9 i5 n
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.6 i- O( I% ^! e1 J+ K8 M

. e! g1 P" T- Q" B) ?8 `( Q13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!. F5 y$ n$ @9 Q  m

* d+ c- ~& j# e0 S" _$ _0 V14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!, \6 g! _# x, p4 h
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And; last, but not least!)
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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路过支持一个!   呵呵~
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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.+ |; b# {: O2 y7 D5 ~* ]. i/ }0 @) O
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