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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol! e. l/ b0 u# ^" l" S9 ^

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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.& T+ A) ^0 O' Y. E0 N( P
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) K% H4 I  T9 }" l1 v2 o( o2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.2 e/ J+ Z5 i6 f: u# ], R

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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.) P. b' H! b" @

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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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4 s8 p5 L  b$ {) f8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
1 g: e+ Q( F9 w4 X; O'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.1 B& g$ x( ^9 X
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.6 A) |3 T/ `1 p

7 _0 Y. u1 U6 m% S5 x9 r# O11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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% H. ~" L) S8 F3 I( }, k# |12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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- h- D% u' ?* I. [# l13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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6 b5 Y( G$ Q  \14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.9 F& S% P7 s0 w. V
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