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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol+ \8 m( a2 @7 ~3 X
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:* \" |5 {  C5 M9 h' s

8 z; {% \, k$ z  h' z9 z; B; V( O1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.1 A1 I* n' G1 N8 r1 _
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.' R% r$ h- y/ i

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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.* C8 ~* d* k8 d& S  F, g) D: q0 m
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.0 ]7 A( _. t# a: q
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7 W- ^( j2 c3 L2 R8 b7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.0 `2 M# i* P' \! W) w) F/ T

1 X" H6 J1 J0 s: j! C8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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* z! L; G' y6 q) Z  U6 z9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.( x8 S, M' S% x5 y% _
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.0 X2 ]$ O& z& V. y3 v" W

) Y7 p; [* f+ g" r12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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  `: a$ u+ e" O4 s( C14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" w# `2 k, v( J% [4 {

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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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路过支持一个!   呵呵~
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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms." g$ O  |# a6 i& k7 i- ?

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