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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol  X* k; V3 i9 l9 X4 c& d: K) T
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+ S+ a4 [8 y/ l2 p# _, l/ FThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.) j' k; W( ~! }8 _8 [/ ~( N

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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.5 L+ L! u; i4 L) q* k/ k, R- l

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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area+ a  r: Y2 F2 Q$ `

. Q/ A) X% v, n( z7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.5 z, j7 a: d5 ~* X3 _
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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, p5 q0 I. k9 h& q# K10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.5 E$ e9 ]7 t% h9 Y
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.( a4 `2 u7 K6 v( U

( U2 j3 S3 J1 C' y. Y# O12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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( U7 U7 I1 J$ @, v6 D8 w7 g14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.1 b) Z. Y1 v, K+ U, A- z1 Q
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