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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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! Y+ [% F: _' X* X8 |7 K4 _1 @2 gThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:. b  M& x9 G- ^, u: @
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens./ F7 _5 m, P4 H7 b: v/ O8 r
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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9 G, K/ C+ q" s6 w6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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# A5 V6 x3 o/ u  G4 h3 f; v7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.* J) }/ g. M/ X/ t" h/ i" O
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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4 D$ v* e9 G/ H* u# O6 ?- o9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.3 j  z8 ~- a! L1 o

) z* w. _- Y( A* P11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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! O7 ~9 ~" m( w8 H  o' R12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.4 Q5 d1 x/ T( A: Q. v

1 R/ ~8 q; S0 u7 m13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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4 O, @6 L. |6 ?) D4 [4 l14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!, [/ t4 J5 Z, N8 j

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4 x7 p# {7 K1 ~: f, V15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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路过支持一个!   呵呵~
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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.. s  {/ ]' @3 M% @

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