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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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1 \/ C/ }* ]. y+ b; c3 I' e3 IThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.7 P: n8 u! N  n6 W  f1 `0 y/ o: l

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/ G: }5 G# w6 j; w2 E4 {8 e2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals., K7 B: M9 d: u$ b

# O3 {4 `9 E3 A0 `: w+ W; d9 o3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms./ K( \# |8 R. H* ^7 @' z* F  }$ O

2 S: t! P/ m& f/ g( K7 H8 N' w. H4 B4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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- K1 d0 r0 N0 \+ U6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area: q8 h4 c% F& d
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
3 W& k3 l% ~$ p4 j, `8 ]0 F3 {; O'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9 y' u1 i/ }& v2 m0 g. f4 v; a9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.$ v' H# S4 q/ T

# a$ K% N4 I9 n0 z10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.2 S% r) _, b; ~" K+ G
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme." p* H* X# _6 d5 u$ H
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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$ y7 J4 d" i1 M6 m4 jAnd; last, but not least!)
1 i$ e9 F) r( p8 o15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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路过支持一个!   呵呵~
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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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