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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol* h; P) h, T- {7 K. V% {6 ^
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# e1 ?# }1 w; `" c1 B! kThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.- X+ U5 u! H" }' A2 Y6 D1 b. V
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9 r0 {, z% X R; h, z# I2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.% O$ V/ f5 ^. R/ R
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.- d" A/ }1 z; k. S0 }
1 v- ^+ r6 m4 B2 e% H5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away./ }. }& d1 _/ d9 W7 @& b
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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# w7 l" i- F, q$ \/ ~7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.+ N5 I/ O# Q0 {( U. b. D* A
1 S8 a- ?' s6 r. h3 c" J; m10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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, H% [) \1 Z. O6 O( i5 w. x @11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.' C4 h0 d1 U% n; E
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.; \! h# e$ U+ e, e* W: e" r) u
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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/ D2 }7 c h3 K1 v/ W14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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