埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 4143|回复: 11

things to do at walmart (hilarious)

[复制链接]
鲜花(310) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol2 D- ?3 h& m/ A8 b( Y8 n8 A1 |

1 A. I# C, I: {$ v
# w7 q5 v- r2 z& x# k$ ~
1 l7 p, D# i# g3 Q+ vThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:: Y# V  ]! q. z2 F: ]+ U
7 Y3 y7 ~" P! e, d0 E+ `
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.7 j8 [# M3 s% s$ h2 t- D

  O( P  U8 J$ i* Z) ]
1 E$ A+ ]9 Z% t, Y/ [. k2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
5 x5 N; U/ ~, H$ f( l
3 P  {0 e+ P7 d# W: ~1 ?' t' ?- P3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.1 ]! `- k% I% d$ P, s

9 C" z9 I3 e- m8 v; F4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.& U$ a6 ]' l3 x( H$ j

1 L' m% K2 i4 R  `# l' ^# y1 E5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
. V# N) ^9 ]- r; a: z. k) V4 J' ]/ z4 A* Z5 E1 J

: r/ i9 V9 e) g5 L5 r" Q% B6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
* w% p4 U8 |" Z2 E/ \. S+ {4 d! {- Y
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.% h: E7 D) M* s# D$ ^

0 n$ e" {! q3 t# w0 |/ Y, j8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
' D  @$ y, p6 |  M7 ~'Why can't you people just leave me alone?', F: G% o8 O% u' R! I0 Y- E

$ v+ ^  Q4 T# {) g9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.  Q/ D6 i* M! S/ s( I' s: t
' E* L* T0 E8 m! b) Y+ K4 f
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.. C+ r" {* k5 X8 z9 O
+ X6 s( r7 s5 {2 k$ ]7 a
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
3 o( y  n6 v9 ~$ y6 v# r' _6 a6 @4 F3 g5 |$ f9 m. P& w4 ^3 f* w
12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.0 R, Y& z2 I+ I3 O- g8 T
* q% i: ]+ n/ n5 k
13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
, a+ H% D2 j# H4 _7 B8 y6 w) e+ x7 {( o0 B1 w3 `
14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!7 _. E# X3 s* D- |/ p/ \8 j9 a
. M. w7 u$ S: D5 S" W% k* @0 e
And; last, but not least!)
# R1 j! L: c4 D' B% g15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
鲜花(78) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
大型搬家
鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
i had that on my CR page
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

.

路过支持一个!   呵呵~" [5 a2 \  u. y# \
" @3 q! _$ @* W( S& X3 r) J
/ B5 x/ K2 E7 a: A/ `1 }

( j6 q  g5 F( M4 Q: H3 }4 K" Q. P* @" L% s

3 c1 i8 h' M9 J, h
' ^( R1 W3 k8 i
4 H! a$ P3 R# C* `, A" }, g9 V3 o$ t! y; q1 k+ R' a/ y. O9 V1 R
3 `; J6 R; H3 h$ M

" Z8 D9 V- z0 J, w" T6 c3 P
8 j% r' {5 ]) c5 \, Q$ \$ f; ^# r5 J3 h" U1 |" y- P
# r2 Z# h2 x! o3 V4 l# q+ D
2 `2 M$ \- h/ ]- D0 D/ Y5 a4 U% k
0 [0 {" q7 [( R0 S. k5 Z4 G
' e/ h5 P. t5 K
# Y( ~  W) a2 ~. ^
" ~* U1 X4 K0 V5 D  P- @

# e) T: ^. x' ^0 S. j# i7 I: r8 @) M. g% D1 }( p$ u: d
别和我谈理想,戒了!京东商城新蛋网武汉律师斗地主问道官网
理袁律师事务所
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms." |: L. [8 D( }( {. N% X

; W* l9 x; K. y
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2025-12-15 03:08 , Processed in 0.256507 second(s), 30 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表