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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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3 Y# z; j2 ^6 Y/ E) o- N1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking. P9 ~2 E, D0 P5 i' X7 { v7 ^
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.! s' X7 o8 {0 A7 e% q6 u! a' \, y% u
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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5 ]% Z* o1 ` H4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.5 J$ j! D* }1 k3 S& C
3 c0 _+ K' M% e6 l1 y% X! G% Z5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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) j, D/ P) ~; Q3 _+ P1 H1 e6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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) f, E9 B# b5 ~$ v3 D8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
2 z1 G$ H0 H! X: m+ ]( g( C'Why can't you people just leave me alone?': R. K! |0 n- z2 ?; B( _
: Z% I$ B, P5 z$ J9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.3 }# M/ t! y8 I# U% H* A
! n* J2 z5 m8 n# g10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.4 [1 j: r9 P2 U
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.- g7 i0 j3 H! W# e
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!. a D' _& ^$ `3 e2 c
% R5 Z* @ H& o- I14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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