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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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5 @' y6 O% Y  h: q" PThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking., \# }0 X6 a( ]0 \' Z: {' C. K
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) _5 ?1 j9 c5 g! M3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.: n6 N6 J8 m1 m# |2 E
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.: k9 L4 ]$ P% w: Q

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6 P# E1 Y' \1 ]8 N# [6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area& v) f# [" t  p- g5 {
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.# K; l, |9 Q; O  z5 O
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask- U% ^8 l" g9 R: M
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'4 ]0 A  t" W( C

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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.3 h* k- F8 B0 o" p, v2 r$ s' j
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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6 ~/ @. M0 c0 f; t% R! }; K1 s12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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3 l" t+ i+ k" q; ~! I* z14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!5 _' b( R- ?% B2 R! _' j

+ z2 l* H2 u  oAnd; last, but not least!)
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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