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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:# h6 V+ X: ?9 F$ K) h9 d5 K6 t
& q; c$ D+ j1 b0 r/ I# A1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.# M& X) Y& R. _3 i6 ~5 ~
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$ F- c" x# ]" A2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.8 w' S. ?8 h } M% l( U4 b
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens. P r6 X' T" M: o( s8 _) m
[( I$ V7 A, ~3 ]: O3 o; N* D5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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+ Z& E; K5 ?, ^* b( u6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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1 a6 |! G' W$ K6 A7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.* k5 o T; W* W5 }+ c
$ H: B6 [$ _& k! W/ o: H. N10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.! c* m6 [/ \+ T" ^" n
' U/ P. [1 E) N5 ]+ |5 m12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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$ }4 i% X; j0 O/ H1 U13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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% J5 I0 Q5 R, i14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!, j0 j) C0 Q6 O' u8 o# D4 A
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And; last, but not least!)
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