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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.5 ?% J$ F- v& e; z+ `
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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- F, E# B- ?6 N/ d4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens. O9 Q$ d6 ~9 y2 Y% i. \
/ A% @. ~: Q, u2 u5 l5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.( |7 R6 S. {0 `, P. n4 n
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.2 ]- P8 M( V/ Z' ]* Z
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.2 `6 u/ s5 { V; A8 l1 C
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.( |5 y0 Y2 s( [% p
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels." s# @ y, _- Y5 o9 @* ?5 f
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2 g9 U0 v! \% t' e1 j14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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