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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:# s8 c! b' Q! m/ Q( |( K
5 X. l9 ^" ^# `) z) I2 d1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.' {' Q" x6 C$ M( s* m
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% H8 T; Y0 Q+ z7 o2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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+ ~' K! b0 M- w. w. e3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.' A# T- @: h `* ]
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.3 s4 k5 T4 [- `+ ~( j3 u0 y
, Q1 n+ ?3 l& c( { J9 m5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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5 t ~' _0 u3 N; S6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.& O+ y# p7 J2 e$ M5 ]) s1 k1 |
% a r+ I& `9 \' S6 w5 W8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask' b1 C. E+ m; z" C4 L6 e
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'0 x( p0 n3 ^3 n' q
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: q% B* k1 [$ \2 {7 s10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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6 {! C1 t0 t2 V$ }12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.2 {! Q9 a3 f6 w: I5 D# j. P
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!% j5 d7 K) v9 i6 M: S7 {
; Z4 _7 [( \' Q1 N+ l. N14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!) e. g& I$ ~* O4 p5 _
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And; last, but not least!)
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