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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:/ h; W& F' ^0 v
% B6 U: J. _, ^) g1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.* w- |/ a% [: }2 y' x6 ^
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% I% G7 p+ H K* N3 _" @4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.( h0 {9 b5 ~$ r/ b' j: v, a) N
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.! U; K. N7 L. i
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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9 _7 D& [; D' H- Z, Z- L7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.7 c* U; }! `. o1 V* [
- S+ T. W8 |- O2 i) p+ ?" @! J8 P8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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, m2 q( R: {% h _9 C11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.. v. L9 K4 Y+ O
' z! e+ Y# j) l* P; u6 f; C12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.7 W' t3 z& w) g
, ?3 n7 h {( o+ U3 g13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!: |; b5 s7 v/ z( t0 J3 c
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!* {- Y6 u- v( a/ X$ Q5 S( g
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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