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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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" O$ g/ f0 k" yThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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# b* H* w8 m2 a2 _9 u1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking., T2 \! l( {6 O
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.: t6 e& C* Y+ q
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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7 a9 e9 u# v$ M6 B. U. @% l5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area9 D7 C& c$ z' ^
! w+ z6 x! f; e7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
C+ ?+ T8 [! H! p'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'* a' R3 ?% A6 T7 o8 z4 P
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.4 c% e$ V9 z- C! F6 \4 ]' R" s) h
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.; l. d2 S- \% g8 e8 _6 ]* o
; X! T* L6 B. T X4 P/ {3 a12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.4 [ k& f1 h8 h% Q) ~
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!6 x5 U# ]% s8 ], f1 S3 F
& e. s8 w. i- q# A' R7 r14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!. P) H5 g+ V5 Q
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And; last, but not least!)
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