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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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& K$ p: F. i4 P& y1 w% VThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:2 a% y+ n0 O! j" F* q6 w9 `
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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, Z& X2 Y/ W7 U; i |" S2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals." w- a7 c& V: O- H3 U! L
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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3 i& z. V( M0 E6 |# l2 h9 B4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens., S+ [0 N- v$ m
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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1 N( [- ` [! S. W4 ~7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.' L. V$ A% i. G E1 q) J, u
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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/ @) a9 k- ^6 H2 f' z9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.! ]. \$ g. M( F4 f' h1 Z3 w/ ~) n0 W
6 _1 H: \: L$ a" t, v( Z6 j4 e10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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3 o0 O$ ~* X3 |* I3 e11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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7 {" z9 m; l- l8 g; O( W- }' Y0 N, Z12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.2 @+ e5 u" p1 U: S7 x
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
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