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( h$ c/ c+ g3 N- Q! x4 XThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:* ?5 D f& O$ _5 ~6 q z5 D" x
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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v2 n; H9 y7 a- b2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.0 M& Y, A; ~- M( h
* B9 [9 V& g! f3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.2 {0 u7 Y- p8 Q. S
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.# o+ o5 R" q& L! c
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area P. p) L7 w& r* c0 {
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask4 ]2 @6 K3 [4 N# g( z
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'% j+ q6 I* T$ H% Y: t
# f: S- n+ h! n3 I9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.1 w( @% ~; \) N; q& j5 C
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.0 j/ W% X. a8 N& ?; `
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!: t1 J; H3 F: U
) Z7 _- L; W) K14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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0 s0 U3 q$ i) y! J6 b4 b& Q. sAnd; last, but not least!)$ Y6 W, @7 ]8 Q9 @6 A
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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