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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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1 @0 u, ]8 A$ D- V5 iThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.- n. Z4 }) v L! M: e T" X* V& |
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/ i$ b; q1 t8 a% |5 \2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals." u7 C$ @1 p* J. @ O3 G& |
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens. G6 C2 e& q1 B6 d
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.) o* a& @) v& l& K4 k# Z
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.. q; X: G! b& X
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask* C: w" s! O/ l
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'( \: h8 `5 g2 ?# R6 z1 E: P' r
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.: N7 H* X/ q2 p) ?" F" p$ v
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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/ [) K# P; _7 t1 n1 y9 v11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.% D( Y/ ^7 l$ z) e* P% w0 ^2 z- ]
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!: E8 A& G& l: z/ U$ k
: }9 ? ~: F5 S- I) Q14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57
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