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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:- @7 b* }. t) \
% a; d( p) i; R- \$ p3 q9 F5 J1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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' V; `; o- a \, Z2 @; b3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.% N! z* ^ G/ {4 n
9 ]* D& m- v2 [3 t9 b4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.+ W. i) x. }8 }0 o' v6 R( r
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.7 C' `) d0 `& b# e. e
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6 r* P1 P4 m% } p8 ]6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.& a: C: @: O7 m% Q
9 }6 _5 S! P5 w+ j+ L- b7 ~) N' T8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
! j; n9 A$ E( b; k. L+ C* c9 J$ D/ ]'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'! ?6 z. Y9 j/ J7 @6 M
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.+ E/ t1 {% L% e" k- Z
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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2 J) F4 m8 w+ J/ Z! @ g4 P( J2 @12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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. {- m- P6 l) e! D, K6 b- E13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!6 } U8 L- d/ H0 r
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And; last, but not least!)
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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30
