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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.& h5 E4 b% I/ a
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4 o/ |! n0 r, p( O' P2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.7 b4 z* G& f5 R L, W1 S
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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5 b( w6 |# @% W2 [' Y: ~2 n7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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" I+ }/ A3 r4 J! I; A8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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& u6 C [& C& P9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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4 s% R! n; T1 N! {10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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