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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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: ^) f0 {7 s2 I; @" N* T+ DThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:( e* {) F/ G/ c3 L

/ [8 B; K/ ?, O' C1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.0 M  ?/ N8 k& Q* `% A" I

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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.) S/ P3 e3 E% ]) M  D) x

5 O* X! k. Q7 f. z# d7 K* K/ _4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.+ v6 k2 a* a% U6 S8 C8 q  K
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.5 ^% C( E8 _% l' j. _0 d, r/ O! J7 @" U

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, E1 ]) B3 J4 |& J3 @% N6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area7 g3 O6 n; c. s* z  J
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.9 @% n; N5 X4 y1 `$ j8 B" W
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.* X+ Y' ^2 q. R0 a6 s, F2 G
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.  p$ L1 C, g4 Z

1 x- E4 Z  x# F* d" I3 I4 N12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.  D" U/ b: c; A. ^

' Y$ w3 o) W! r1 \: ?6 o13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
% m- i" _7 M+ ~& a1 g+ y15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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路过支持一个!   呵呵~
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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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