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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol" q6 A5 j* y# s* o0 X8 b
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# N0 N6 n% p0 u: Y @Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.' e" o' C( d( R* {/ _. L! P& N
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Q$ N# ~4 P3 w/ c1 q2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.7 u* A B" G7 ]$ }
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.8 J% j) p h+ C: @; q2 Y
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area- r, ?( X/ c; L" E# F" @% G* M
! K, e0 e$ Q0 E1 {. l" B7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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/ J/ A8 n2 W$ c% V7 d& `& F/ t9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.8 a8 j! w+ e% Q! ?- {" w
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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( ~* `% D+ i- Z5 k) r3 n1 s12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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9 p0 V, m Y; ^$ |/ f, ]# c14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" Q% l3 a0 ` g& W8 S
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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