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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol" t* R) x6 `! k1 Q0 q
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& @9 b5 u1 L" j: R& d3 hThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:; G/ Z) j3 ]/ a$ z+ ^6 {
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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, M9 P) J! Q9 @& H+ U1 ?3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.2 L9 u  J4 W2 @& H! x2 X

$ i6 m; n% c: Y. A4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.7 f- |% {" q1 B6 T0 W/ g( g, r5 o
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.% ?6 U1 v. L6 z5 U" y; \9 c6 Z

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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area6 `+ Q$ H( T8 X5 M$ L; b

  w, M* R' d8 e8 r( R7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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+ L7 M$ d# A/ O# e3 ]6 Z+ k8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
% F6 A1 j6 s  H' O'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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5 |" D2 v8 G0 F9 j7 ?2 Y# [13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!' s+ J6 y. O1 [& S& z& R( y

/ e, V9 Y1 K& U! o' d& J14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!- U9 `) E0 a; q

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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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路过支持一个!   呵呵~
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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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