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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol4 B' Q: s. h5 X) N. V& i4 B2 f
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.2 o g( h+ H; i
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens./ ?3 T7 I- S' J% X A% k& R8 a7 u
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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' E( e) t4 ?- E, F; M' Q6 T; y7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.$ L$ [0 J0 ^) |8 | s: \
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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8 r* g/ l$ O- n9 g9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.+ l1 f0 g$ x& X" [9 h! N
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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3 [. E0 S( I0 r; d% U12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.1 S3 _, B; `" u9 \8 o% }" f5 D5 |9 ]
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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3 ^" B) ?# g# Y6 p1 ?14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" b7 ?6 F, J6 L% q/ C; b
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