things to do at walmart (hilarious)

火星女孩

it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol

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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.


2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.

0 l( x. _6 G, P! Y% H5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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) p$ ^8 Q/ c8 I* a6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area

, e# d3 I$ X5 }2 ^7 P8 d% f7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.

% f) J0 P9 f0 q+ J; S8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
5 O( B$ q( G  s  t! F1 s. S'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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! M: i0 a2 Y" i! ], ], L9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

! t' `% ^# ~6 y$ p# ~  r" ?  J11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.

  i' x1 u, |0 v/ v0 H12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

6 T# W: R! R2 ]/ n13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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( ?6 {9 [  p/ n$ T# X8 e. M14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

YZSUNNY

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蓝膺

如果是中文的该多好

枫的泪

你又不是不会翻译= =

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搞笑

曦梦ヾ风之子

有一点给女性的感觉， 但是很好，很强大

Kuryuki

i had that on my CR page

R3DL1GHT

LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...

wa00724

路过支持一个！   呵呵~

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小叶子

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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