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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol' s( ~& _7 ^7 D, ]7 J4 D# r9 U
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.; n$ A0 Y; ?, p( }; w
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.$ Q5 z6 D6 q0 E$ `
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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: Z" x j* r9 w2 g2 \1 d4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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3 M. |8 o g! n0 |7 g1 H5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.( \0 @& K4 t) ]" r& B: G1 j/ R
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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7 ^8 P2 p/ B; I- _! w9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!( } J h+ ?: k! T" ?0 W& t
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
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