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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol: r8 z% ]) Y. l9 x5 q$ S3 O1 D
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:2 Z+ P6 o% L5 e& z
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking./ H' t8 _) D6 {! V" @9 @
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7 e8 U1 h6 p3 i& W2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.* U; d$ t- F* n: P& l9 U% C
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms." S+ P/ q2 h2 O& a9 W
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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; |; p+ j; ^3 U" M6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.% x6 s# J0 F4 ^, F5 M5 ]. C' A2 U: p5 u
5 V5 C5 ?" n! y% L8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask$ h6 Y, w' r( P& h
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'# _* P7 e6 o3 t5 d6 y8 [. A2 q
. t& z2 r, R( N! _9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.1 y0 J3 Q" i9 ]: H7 i8 e
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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; ]( E' x% \7 ^, r11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!/ U R9 ], \- p/ z' t3 s2 ^
8 Y) ]9 s5 T# D3 n e% A14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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" l! S9 ^7 l2 P/ x" HAnd; last, but not least!)
+ y. Y3 t1 L& O3 P, E15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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