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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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5 d: X5 J- O2 A; }* F. ^; C- cThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:+ `8 Z. L q6 p+ ^4 ^6 }/ u |: g3 G
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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" x. y. `) d- D# g, n2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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# q1 k* J: L' T" d$ G9 L3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.1 U8 j6 ^ A5 y0 Z
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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" Z8 X( ?- t/ C/ m% U1 j3 a5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.; x* y6 k$ ?, v$ O0 j
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3 K0 a* A6 Y4 ~: g: F! I! q6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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# S* S6 f; D& @$ x8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask5 p3 q% \' L9 n# A9 a
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'1 h8 p8 W, G$ O! J% M ?6 m* ]
- V% ?4 c5 [% Z; l) O2 f z/ I9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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' |4 `# D E- I10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.0 Z8 s0 c% g& ^; Q3 @. n+ ~7 X" m
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme." B& J# G% C. R4 A% i2 ~
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.9 `0 L: q6 M9 _) E5 K- X! B6 Q/ ~
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!9 o& E3 x; i5 x3 p9 R8 K
. m$ Z& r. O2 t { [7 v$ q14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
/ f1 d3 @! S+ q k15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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