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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol, }* l9 Y9 }% P, s8 e
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( l. t: S. P. RThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.9 D2 \, r2 x" J
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms." C. e5 u! W6 j1 S* x8 d' k
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.$ ^% e& I: j) u% ], G
" K6 j( @5 n( k9 ~; I9 E5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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+ O* M0 s, f1 r/ T4 T4 v x6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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- h2 y3 X4 n7 w( X' ], W+ ? G4 G7 Q# P7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.0 d; j7 k- y% c" y0 _, N
. U( t8 g9 e) ~/ a; q0 X9 x8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask# Q, ^: G2 H* u
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'9 c/ V+ ~6 B" B0 _3 I0 p7 u1 e9 \
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.+ m' X+ e& }/ ^; m
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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" k" j; V J& |' p) H# k11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!2 H- i$ {5 S% G: K. o
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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