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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol% a! g& o5 }; w
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5 r/ T# L, w }; \- eThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:. E& H/ T$ f6 R) F9 a
) O7 z/ V" D8 X5 \ X1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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& b' Q4 L, _2 ]: K/ t3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.6 U: @& R: [/ [! F: ]1 t
( }- O0 Y5 e9 T5 ~5 q9 j5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.! u' ~: y9 d7 y
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.9 E1 U7 P$ ]! s/ N/ H" }6 H- d3 s
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask1 v' D% D. ]' N
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.+ \) q l+ p8 i5 ?" Q! M
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.; N6 l. i2 f0 C3 w5 f
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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