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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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4 T$ x# g; n( c0 eThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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7 { X: F& C, y) z1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.& k7 x1 u* ?7 o: U) W6 |" s: l
2 Y/ A9 ` [; q+ |! J( Q4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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* C3 [+ z# l7 z; @5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.9 L0 G: L! W' m7 \. y8 e
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1 G% F' z3 t1 n" c& ^2 L6 _9 {3 i6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.& X# r. j; C+ M* Z+ u5 r& Y3 i
& P R4 D C0 k8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask4 I4 Y2 ~! f+ ^4 Z3 E3 n. b: I+ \
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' C. A1 I) [! ]6 V0 `0 w. D
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.8 S( i" z" G! a0 Y' x) T
/ q7 _/ n: B' i4 x8 S10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are./ ^5 I& T/ |3 o' ?7 j( D8 L9 @6 ?
, `+ V1 V+ K6 n. F q11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme. q/ k2 Z9 i5 n
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.6 i- O( I% ^! e1 J+ K8 M
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And; last, but not least!)
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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57
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