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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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) }6 K, e$ r2 x2 N: L) ^( fThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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5 I' \$ L! ^3 o# W }3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.! L! `3 w. e1 Q# t+ J0 f- \
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.: m2 _) H X* u/ K+ r
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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" D# U2 K3 z# F. A' B8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask% O/ X( |$ A2 Q
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'4 F5 Y7 }& }% q" L9 D, I
& a7 a4 J4 x6 L% C6 s8 k1 Y9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose., p6 i) h T, K7 `
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.+ m/ A5 y- K. e: r9 \
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.) o% A, c. @. H
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!, d$ n8 G- P# D; Q% W
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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