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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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. M0 Y4 p4 m1 R5 m O0 E, f; M% @Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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9 s: {- i* H) b4 S. [1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.( Z8 P9 o" y' H
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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- X+ a0 E) F [, O% R7 y6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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2 S' [ D% c# u+ W5 |7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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8 n: ]# C" G' H) j" G, n3 s! P10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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6 C$ @$ I$ ~' L1 k- Y; q12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.2 J v. q6 ~, H# {9 }( {) z5 g
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!, x7 B9 q3 ?2 z, F& H1 _0 o
5 Q7 n- i3 s# D8 u' j" Z' H14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!' }; z S5 ]" r8 b
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And; last, but not least!)
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