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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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9 `  M: s( X* }$ ~- WThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:0 b7 m$ V1 h! e6 j6 j7 i$ r
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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$ a: r8 u, n( Y# Z2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.# {9 C0 R7 q$ O9 z- _

5 T6 Y$ a1 F$ l$ @5 I4 j0 |4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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3 D6 J3 O$ ~+ ^+ Z/ l7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.( z1 @! f" {0 _' P2 _
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask/ G) B5 e3 F4 k8 n7 w( G. x$ U2 n
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3 C% l! [4 H/ }# \/ `. D9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.( t/ G" y  M& f8 F' S6 p

7 Z0 Z8 d& b; Z7 E11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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; t4 A( D! C9 O& _; a, a+ V12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels., v; _6 [0 b  k( Z$ m% m
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!" O' P# }) y! _2 K2 C' K
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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% A4 a6 a2 U6 O  K1 t15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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路过支持一个!   呵呵~
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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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