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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol) {) z; D5 ^5 ]' {
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2 U5 T4 C* x/ `4 }- }9 \Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.2 s2 D3 @  [! l
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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& W$ ]6 }5 J7 v- F/ P! w4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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8 j" Z5 @. X6 b- k& V) V5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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1 O$ Z0 a: q# i. d( g10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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; t$ y" O" K" L, @1 m4 o11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.$ Y$ x$ z8 j4 Z+ a/ ~" g/ f
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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5 U& {4 N2 u+ x  `/ i! j, _13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!1 D& b# W' E! n/ s7 B. Z
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!4 t0 m7 ~: j8 V; y: z" U
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.4 i  ~  t" Q3 P  B! t3 s3 p3 J
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