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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol* ~5 b3 O8 i6 L7 `
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3 V0 Z x, K5 ~2 T( S# uThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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( X/ y3 Y+ Y2 A& u3 M1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.) e- r! a/ L1 ?; X4 w$ m9 a9 l2 S
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.2 P% S/ E5 N1 B7 L V
! P0 X. T4 V/ L, L) {3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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' V' f* L2 ^2 N7 w' G q1 l4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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. p7 \! |: P1 i* ?' T% N5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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6 y4 q' Z" I9 o$ D- f: w' q& f7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.0 E" M! j k4 h h$ F9 v0 L
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
/ H3 w7 b p5 X" M3 b; i" l8 T/ _'Why can't you people just leave me alone?': ?) k: c2 R6 X8 h: F# q, P# t
4 R& z' G; o; i: v" _8 T" f7 f/ E+ L9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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7 T$ T8 G+ ]& p+ n4 K10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.8 X1 t4 d6 {. a5 c0 p- H3 G
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.* k9 @9 @: n2 x$ h7 e
9 Q7 w8 j6 K/ p2 A$ y- p r13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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* z3 L& p0 u6 `0 w }8 J3 T8 r& c14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!# z: H* `1 [) L" D3 s. y; P
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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