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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol6 R* w1 g) U& o- ?7 S% b
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:3 y* ~: I; ?; M2 P; B y# `1 E
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking. n l( P, q& E" _
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.9 T. I% }1 ]4 J. _/ g, V$ g# @
. i* e$ O8 J- Y; ]2 T3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.6 U3 n1 e2 a* l) U- ~1 w7 f
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.2 w, X; a2 f8 G' c
( F- B1 Q" i0 h5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.' \; Q# K* p0 B# A
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area6 r9 Q3 e% k. W1 L- G0 J
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
" y$ K I. _$ s0 P'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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* w: X! Q6 Q. R9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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7 u6 Q6 S* a7 o- r0 U" ]10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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$ N8 C8 [+ L2 p% c d11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme." l3 L$ c) K, q$ G# d- _
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!8 ^! T( `$ q. ]
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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