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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol+ n* t3 c0 z, `, x! P
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4 F R% u) x- A$ UThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:+ `5 x) [1 N1 k: ~' h' e
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.( @6 y4 K" @" d* T8 |* h1 B
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3 b6 H% Z Q3 G# k& B2 s2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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$ a# O6 ]( [+ S6 T5 Q, _7 M/ ~: @( c; J3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.+ j& u) Y: h, }* |% A
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.$ [+ f) I1 U5 @! q# c. W/ d
% O0 K. m; C! O9 ]8 r5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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( z4 G1 O$ n$ q/ `6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area2 L4 [; v4 S6 K7 m
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.9 y; _' v1 E7 ?- b
. u, x$ l- }, J4 e1 |) D- Y# c8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask3 x: R) u3 |. q; A
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.! P. F8 |% ^. [/ @2 a, j
& h# h6 [2 R4 j4 L10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.5 M7 P( ?& O: L8 W- r, H
/ `5 E0 D1 Q* C! m+ I2 {0 j12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels., i9 v- p- v5 S* X
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!$ N! Z E7 w8 h" ]1 p8 r6 K
8 b1 y/ p8 i5 `6 L& G9 D14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" Y5 H. x5 \7 O5 f8 l* z, f
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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