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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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$ C. c6 ^+ v. }. t1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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8 a; N( b% r$ \. V+ p2 X4 X# i+ y+ t H3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area9 Z% J9 w! e* n" R+ H( q3 D
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.7 a7 V7 R: k A- L7 p
6 L! v' Q1 q8 f8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask" f: Z9 r1 E1 O
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'% L$ g9 z2 p8 l
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.: G) E7 `$ H; [) q2 L: s3 j
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.& ]4 c7 ?8 q0 Y7 M I% \( Z
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
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