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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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8 e$ W2 n, Q. t' k( J" X; W2 r, M1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.  b& e; R& [0 k8 J% R" Z
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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" Z0 [+ C' J( D( t4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.1 B  h# [0 V  S( D9 _( v) ~

2 K$ w* {# }* J" k* t- ^5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.- p3 k+ T3 A& [/ _% p) e) t& ^' s

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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area2 D6 S+ x& O6 R/ G* o
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.. ^# d: A7 v$ I8 ^9 l; q& J
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask+ O& D7 ^. V: d2 f7 I3 Z# C
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.0 Q/ g/ L9 s3 j( u% j

; ]# l  Q1 }! a- s10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.9 k& V4 B% _9 }% y# W
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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+ B- o% @$ b9 ^8 @8 b14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
2 p! @- K" D, W2 i% u15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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