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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol. ?+ {. S% j. _+ [+ O

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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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4 u* H# z4 `# P5 a2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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# e% t1 Q! a# o3 Y1 q; v3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.1 b) {/ c) i& Q1 r4 E' o

, V- h) @+ e7 N5 ^0 ~4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens., ]" f1 k% p: q- g$ H" G5 j$ Z# I

& n- k+ e: K9 c) k% v2 X5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.# F) b8 q# y" ^* T; u$ k  m* j
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area$ N2 W6 {$ b. f$ ]

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% P, Y2 M4 F* {& K8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask& b$ |# t+ M3 x3 a' M) U& c) J
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme./ [( `/ N" i8 C3 ^
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.5 \/ v( R' N+ F0 [
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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9 K0 @$ }+ X3 S6 z7 y14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!2 N* r: X$ g8 C2 x- h
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And; last, but not least!)
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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