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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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; E Z6 Q- o# Y8 n+ m2 @# TThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:; d" ?/ W. u5 q% w2 x1 p
8 @/ D2 o# I- r% w ~$ _1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.+ G* I) O& e! V, h4 I; m
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.6 L' z- ^ ^2 J% x
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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9 J$ E# j. B4 J% j `5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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, n1 `. Q) S* s( `, w6 n6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area; } W) d' [% X* a$ q
9 y& B2 U, e( U$ B& a/ M: D/ a7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask/ E& g# k! B* J3 x) G& {; q6 {# w
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'" s& I# D1 k) v
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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; c' j9 M3 I$ L( I7 z13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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- s: o% ?) E& X2 K14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!2 ?% B8 e+ K5 ~- t$ E; \( {
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/ D2 T0 o( `# I, l15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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