things to do at walmart (hilarious)

火星女孩

it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol



Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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( H. I' T) C$ `9 T) E$ K4 h3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.

$ `% |8 d) g" [( |) B5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area

5 ^% |; N; S2 ^1 L6 |$ \/ s; S' p% d7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

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: k' Z5 b( i; @3 A8 k  \3 T10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

+ n2 G8 q* e4 i" Q; e2 p11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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) S2 z2 u3 E. J) }9 F12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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1 R% c8 F; ^# a$ y( E15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

YZSUNNY

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蓝膺

如果是中文的该多好

枫的泪

你又不是不会翻译= =

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搞笑

曦梦ヾ风之子

有一点给女性的感觉， 但是很好，很强大

Kuryuki

i had that on my CR page

R3DL1GHT

LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...

wa00724

路过支持一个！   呵呵~
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小叶子

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.