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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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. M0 Y4 p4 m1 R5 m  O0 E, f; M% @Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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9 s: {- i* H) b4 S. [1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.( Z8 P9 o" y' H
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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- X+ a0 E) F  [, O% R7 y6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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2 S' [  D% c# u+ W5 |7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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- X# d; N+ E2 {$ G) D5 ~8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask. s! B" \5 @6 b# Z
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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% D. t+ c2 W5 B  e* |9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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8 n: ]# C" G' H) j" G, n3 s! P10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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6 C$ @$ I$ ~' L1 k- Y; q12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.2 J  v. q6 ~, H# {9 }( {) z5 g
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!, x7 B9 q3 ?2 z, F& H1 _0 o

5 Q7 n- i3 s# D8 u' j" Z' H14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!' }; z  S5 ]" r8 b
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And; last, but not least!)
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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路过支持一个!   呵呵~
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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.; ^" \7 a3 ]8 D* [7 t
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