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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:1 q( m A/ {4 V' M! A' }+ e, ?
F/ ^& F l% y r* h5 f, D1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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! F9 S% p4 B u' S" J: n2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4 D1 k' G4 I: e7 U6 u4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.$ f( G5 Y: k4 P) \- A* `1 h+ Q
; A% I5 d8 U. q8 ^0 p0 ^5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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" s3 C3 K9 Z" v/ C T/ e6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: J' M u! o1 @4 _% I# O3 @
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'; x: \. B# C# y- {) O
& E1 V4 k) l% j! I- B% z3 b; n/ L9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.& f/ \, k, P/ B& r; }- M, ]
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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