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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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( d9 T& d- N! \ G RThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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8 L- _. [' w& g- Z" U0 l% \2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.5 E" G7 v% g9 D' w) V. `
' r# m0 ]- O- X& S4 Y% e$ Z3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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$ t1 t; W* V' s/ R4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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. J$ n2 }/ \- d( z3 v4 `: W. ~) K8 W5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.! F( x! i' B+ W
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9 U( `( w0 y+ `. p6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area5 K8 Z. q) |8 d2 @. h
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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' @7 N! M+ K. C5 f8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask$ Q) O; n6 w0 U5 Q( R" o% Y
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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" E k B: A9 E9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.% p7 ~' `7 [# O' \0 B9 E
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.$ B1 T/ N% r3 i0 o# O! L% {( s
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.( {4 b$ f* \* }$ ]8 C/ p7 s& c
, W; G3 `1 E5 M12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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% n) Z% r/ w$ ]- W; ^13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!6 V! @" ]& d, r# s/ K( q9 f' [; u
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
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