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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol; ]6 ~& W( X- C1 |4 E9 k% V
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; N6 ], m% u, T' Q! o b$ ^Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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- l4 y3 h! g k5 c" i$ P7 a8 u1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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* |; |9 c# H) `* f+ f2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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6 G$ Z) Z& {2 Q3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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! ~0 X% B. K0 |; H9 ~ u4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.( n0 \& Y' |7 k/ z6 m) W
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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# i! Q$ b9 I# Y# w" v- S5 H6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area7 h- U" V7 K+ q* a5 N5 L
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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" `& ?; Q# W1 A S9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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5 R' O1 V) h# u- E, l10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are., | A* ^ c" a
2 ~! r# ]( }) e11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.2 A& w- l0 V4 r
7 }' n# J3 W- H% J12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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/ ~( f& P# {+ d, [3 c9 x13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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* \4 b' Y: g& [, T14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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