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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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4 L/ F* w9 I4 l% xThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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: f& s/ @3 v- H1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.0 o" z7 h8 y: P4 G
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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$ j4 s7 ]' X P5 r. {# ^, y3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.1 R* ^0 J2 \* T9 w
7 w+ d# a7 U6 h- r) C; z* O* \4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. A r8 M6 w f+ I+ l8 F2 Y" w! T
: h$ j' i: |' l, T' `: }4 ]' t2 ^' s7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
G( @: H+ T" ^0 C( h& o8 h% _$ {$ ~3 W'Why can't you people just leave me alone?': ?" e1 R- X8 E& D. Y7 z; r
9 q; ^2 `+ q2 ]6 c1 g: j9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.. p+ d4 ~% |6 y+ s& e9 F; j
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.& c5 {9 i0 u3 S1 Y' |9 I. B6 T2 v: K
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.. Y# D0 Y( B. Z) I/ F* s
! V" h( w* ~& ~9 E0 K13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!9 ~: [+ P3 t3 ^9 O" P
4 q; x5 d: w2 h. ^14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!+ i" t* |/ w8 G& ~" A
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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