 鲜花( 310)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
, l1 e+ N) }. K$ j# l
6 h; x3 @; E; d
: _. U5 m# u" b/ V0 f7 A$ P. T& W2 H0 I
Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
7 o; K. K8 J, \5 f+ a1 ^8 Z* K; c Z' g+ i: J- V5 x
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking. i! C. q, R! v O* G
% ^) ]- M3 y! p0 ^7 e& e" P' A) D
* w# ~/ @% J4 s% o3 ?! V6 N2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals./ B( h6 \5 g* g: M- G! B- A
# B. c" F$ S" ~+ e( T! `6 }
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
. F" h/ Z8 s5 ~* I# m; y5 }
4 t: G2 s9 _* z3 c4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
8 C0 r+ l$ }. I0 ]; l, u+ a% H2 P# ^0 Q
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
( @% y( C# s0 z H. w/ \0 O
l: ]6 X _ h+ \. h( N- r# n: ]1 X, j' b: g
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
2 A6 D# N) `9 X
( s2 f$ X+ \% F& \: r5 G2 _7 E7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
) B/ ?9 e3 I4 {7 p( {& B, ~
9 F1 s9 K1 b: k& S, U8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask1 Y' L* w/ q: _% M/ I$ [
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'& u2 D+ h$ G' E
9 u/ u, z" J( U( Z3 G& n
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
6 O5 m6 I; `; ?7 p6 U
" Y2 l3 }1 m/ E2 C9 a8 @( ]10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.4 }& s! n$ M8 c/ L; j
- ?% A. d5 u( i- ]6 _# t; {
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.- V+ y$ T( M3 _# F
; s; G( O. ?) S- o2 ^1 R1 ^& J
12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
; z) k/ A; s( O
! {1 o" `8 Z' V13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
. W: g3 J1 @* z! ?- f7 n$ O1 H9 ?! `
! A1 x, X/ m H2 t14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!! M8 G. ~- T2 @- V; R) D
, Z" e% A$ a) b; g4 u
And; last, but not least!). g* Q8 k* g2 e8 ~3 C
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-12-20 23:57
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
7 h9 g4 D# i& B! C# |# a9 l
发表于 2009-3-2 12:30
