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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.! \4 q, |8 j0 H! O
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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, O# g) ]3 ?1 L/ x1 K3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.) i' ?# R% h4 e. S
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are. ? C/ P0 W- i) O+ p
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.& D2 [6 Q: Z7 C7 H
( Q: O5 P! H+ P12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.4 \1 N5 `6 P9 L4 A* c
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!6 m3 l; O/ Z* e5 L1 T, v O3 J
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57
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