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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol) x3 j5 ]2 j9 D, n! |- C: N9 K& a
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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2 @7 M6 }$ w2 Y; `, [' F) p$ j1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking./ \6 t+ o; s1 h
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: G2 a% L/ F9 ?; ^0 j7 A2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.) b A8 |; r" v5 l3 ?) I! m( m
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.; Q* y# k! r2 r$ J1 d9 R3 K8 I) m& H
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.; o; q$ I* m3 ?; c0 C7 G
2 @- @5 a: {( A. Q$ L5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.& H, h9 W: G ~. s' }0 C
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; h2 X/ @! D. i) M! I6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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- A6 X9 L# x' r* R, }6 `2 X; U7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.8 b0 ^3 j. y6 G# C$ Z. [
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: V; v$ L: g7 {4 _/ } V
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'6 U0 k: I7 H/ F5 J1 b
! h) d7 l$ y) q$ P7 b- T7 p; J9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose., E/ H- @$ W0 x$ j! Q5 V
4 u) d6 x- ^' \* o5 W10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.0 S3 i- t6 x4 i4 K1 f
' x1 M' V' z6 T11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.2 P6 z1 w! A5 j
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.8 L0 ]0 |& D5 `$ K8 p$ l0 C
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!8 f, K1 M" O+ r: L" e
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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