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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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# ?( R o. ~$ z, RThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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& v: M) r5 y s2 s1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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# p3 ~" D. A# f% k& f' a2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.% W! s y, z& Q# o
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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) J1 z- h. C F0 p4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.3 |! Y% a1 Y) O9 d/ z9 R3 W
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* Q8 v/ U! m0 a3 r7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.( ~+ I4 l" C. u4 F
& k- a( X% L& W9 q9 I% E8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask D7 w/ y3 f' ^1 l" k4 y
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.* C/ a: L6 b8 u; G
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.8 I" [' t5 x3 I @0 w' U% s
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.4 O& b4 W9 x2 o1 b) o- B1 X% r i- I0 ]
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.8 Y2 ]1 J+ |# w
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!* a/ ?" X7 v. z* a% P" D
5 @* f$ z0 t z8 G G14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!; g m' ^0 v% U; ]0 c0 C! w( L
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