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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol8 e4 M1 y2 x& w* |
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6 C6 D0 m. K- v0 ?1 hThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:2 a. G i5 i4 s; H
# {3 y) b" B( d0 ?; L1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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, Z' D4 q/ `7 h" h5 N; }" |2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.4 j/ [* E2 @7 d
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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8 c: d' K8 h. I8 m; s6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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1 G4 [8 P( H4 E/ n; p h7 h3 r7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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: u+ V* Y/ \& q: |8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask7 Y; W: o$ E7 R& ?0 q# m% Z
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'+ l! Y6 j2 `4 v2 n
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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' \8 _, p, H7 S9 O10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.. B% ^$ }4 n/ m' V+ N- D
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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# X7 }- |' Q# ^) l1 \& o12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!$ d4 E |6 J- p
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
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