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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol* @9 `) x% F- f, q0 m; F
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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0 p3 e8 O0 C. A" B. r1 _. n1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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8 q" ^+ ~4 z P# ]* M' }# e' ^2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.' j$ f; L. m3 ]0 Q0 C5 I O
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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9 Y2 s& T5 ?' h; g: J; o9 R3 X4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area# i) C3 L) y+ s5 K, u8 G
' j( n/ z2 y& A8 M7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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) O, D0 Y; Y" e ]' X! Z8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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5 K! [$ |9 U. ~8 g% n! U9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.) w6 [7 f3 |2 Y* b
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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3 o, l9 S) Q- ~' g( d11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels./ g y* W" u3 I8 Q5 c
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!- R; b! l+ e: W- I/ N- f4 Z- m
- K+ c! {0 ]/ D* U14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!( P: P7 d2 P8 S& `8 h, N0 W5 W
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