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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol! L6 {/ B: ^) s P
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( i6 [. [/ Q2 \! hThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:: r5 B( R. G7 k3 I
: u, l3 p& f/ {; u1 R1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.0 R4 Y' U, ~3 u: t/ r
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.' q- H9 r. i) [- P2 w+ j" [' G
& ^* f7 q' }* g1 B4 p4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area e! ~+ v5 R2 ]/ _
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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# ?% b1 @1 }* f6 G8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask; T" t0 y9 E( a8 L! Y$ Q$ M
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?') c/ U6 t" @% j( m
7 y. s( g, i" c' b+ G9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.' Q" t8 H8 M5 `+ h( _& J4 }' i( D1 r
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.. U @6 Y7 L$ M
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!" A, n9 `* H6 n
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!( e4 E' t* ?- q. u9 w- T* b M
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And; last, but not least!)
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