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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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% c' k* D/ v2 C) ?% D7 w, p! eThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:7 R/ I( C& d* \6 V( ~6 ^- }

2 g8 A; U9 \7 S3 i; M4 c, P6 M1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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" l) M9 @* Y' Z+ N8 @1 o3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.1 {, `% M! n- f. c! B0 d: ]1 D9 k' g
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens." r. e6 ^% J" l+ F, c( J! K# D! v

$ N* B" M: [6 X8 Q# I* o! E- @7 U5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.2 C  @, \! ^7 V

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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area% o! |4 j! t' h; j/ O3 }6 C) b) Y

/ X+ O$ R) g- m% Z/ I9 v" E% `8 e7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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4 @4 `7 h6 P+ e3 t; m7 V# |1 B9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.! }: d& r1 ]9 k9 O# {4 k& W. c
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.: e( ~" L8 O( y$ N' F
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.0 ?- f0 e- m4 w% ~

5 \  f( B/ F. {0 ?& |2 G13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!6 D7 s5 v1 i: a2 a1 E

0 @+ }4 m0 Y4 m14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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