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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol9 X% t2 J! d% u, ?7 i) _! ?, X6 S: Q. h
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' b, M4 c1 K/ iThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time: o( I1 |0 L3 t- ^
9 J& O4 J7 t; `7 C( g" T( t1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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: n3 h, A M$ n& w4 Y$ C2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.* _7 O0 ?3 L+ V- c
- e4 [/ {7 @* }3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.8 y/ T8 n% I1 e5 z( ]2 U
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9 L4 ^, g0 N9 D2 K: m/ j' a7 V( Y6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.7 y1 ?% y9 e5 R% P
" s- o4 H) S+ T- Y' b3 E1 C8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
o, v5 {( K! w! i'Why can't you people just leave me alone?': L4 y* H% i( o- h7 S8 A( D T
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.0 F& U# ^0 b" k) m# R) G
" a- W4 k/ v5 J10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.8 Y: h9 t& }: g; B; X. c( q
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.% C& ~% V0 E/ T) B' f7 ~
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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' C& M4 m' v7 q13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!7 R) D* w7 \6 |4 E) F9 y6 K* q
! `) L2 G4 a- G4 g& b* s) Z14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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Z; l( v) o! d( O! o$ x3 q8 E2 }And; last, but not least!)7 g& z7 d K; O% K2 X2 z: R
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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