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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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# ?( R  o. ~$ z, RThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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& v: M) r5 y  s2 s1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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) J1 z- h. C  F0 p4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.3 |! Y% a1 Y) O9 d/ z9 R3 W
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) W* z4 u, s! V# `' f: ?& B' t7 F6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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* Q8 v/ U! m0 a3 r7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.( ~+ I4 l" C. u4 F

& k- a( X% L& W9 q9 I% E8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask  D7 w/ y3 f' ^1 l" k4 y
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.* C/ a: L6 b8 u; G
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.8 I" [' t5 x3 I  @0 w' U% s
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.4 O& b4 W9 x2 o1 b) o- B1 X% r  i- I0 ]
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.8 Y2 ]1 J+ |# w
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!* a/ ?" X7 v. z* a% P" D

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" w  h( m+ B% i- e: o  ]And; last, but not least!)
3 D% P( S* s7 o1 w9 Q+ _15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
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