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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol% V1 V# d3 m: N3 b, P$ O' }
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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) f% Q8 d7 n7 u1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.% q" k# W# c- k9 L$ r
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.+ B3 I: d! h6 U7 r, \& ^, V
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) }2 _& o0 a) Y4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.3 b7 |% l' W2 V% ~: g
- I0 D. I" A+ c' r$ p" l( I. _5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.7 Y: D! }/ o# D% D% R# Q/ B
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.4 J2 ]; t7 ^9 t/ e
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.' T4 n; U% r) N% r2 Y$ p4 W* S+ d
# c& z8 ]$ c5 i% k5 V; \11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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% C+ B4 R& ^+ k" _& S) n" ]12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.+ J$ n' |$ j F8 U1 L6 h; w
+ u& n! @4 n1 C; i( s13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!4 a. K3 W6 H6 A9 Q1 r( X
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And; last, but not least!)
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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57
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