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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:+ e; a3 j5 @3 a1 q
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.$ A( Q+ X" q& x

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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.* `: @- U  y& \" r  p' {% X
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.% C; U4 A* C, H7 Z3 D# i" V

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" i( ~7 K* Q: M& m- E6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask6 g" e) V+ M/ A  A- v
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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/ q( z2 }- a0 C/ ?  n6 \9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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' y. a3 b% @( e  v10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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% Y( j5 {2 r  J" W11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.7 z) Z, q8 w. w: h% R0 \

6 W# G; z  j6 v7 x; T12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.; h  z8 x2 u" x5 B, y

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6 B  l+ `# ^3 T+ l& b& |14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!. J# \# [' v) H) C
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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路过支持一个!   呵呵~
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# g3 ?6 J: y0 v) H$ W& U. B2 S$ Z别和我谈理想,戒了!京东商城新蛋网武汉律师斗地主问道官网
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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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