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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.  i! C. q, R! v  O* G
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* w# ~/ @% J4 s% o3 ?! V6 N2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals./ B( h6 \5 g* g: M- G! B- A
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4 t: G2 s9 _* z3 c4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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( s2 f$ X+ \% F& \: r5 G2 _7 E7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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9 F1 s9 K1 b: k& S, U8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask1 Y' L* w/ q: _% M/ I$ [
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'& u2 D+ h$ G' E
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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" Y2 l3 }1 m/ E2 C9 a8 @( ]10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.4 }& s! n$ M8 c/ L; j
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.- V+ y$ T( M3 _# F
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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! {1 o" `8 Z' V13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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! A1 x, X/ m  H2 t14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!! M8 G. ~- T2 @- V; R) D
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.4 Z7 O+ I* d4 Z! F4 s

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