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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol8 U7 z5 ]& u; Z0 U; c5 v
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.1 v0 p6 {+ T, q- a; k% A% z. y+ G( u2 X
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.; P2 x0 P l3 e0 [# B" v# r( [% S
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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. O" u7 S3 k I% p1 A7 d6 c4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.* i, [9 i+ d8 I6 ?% @- e( E
+ U7 _0 g/ u0 h; k5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.) @4 n% p2 K) Q) R6 R5 i2 |
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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' o9 |/ T! I6 j4 J6 S7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.+ X9 h! ~! j- d- N& ~
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.* i- W6 i A1 z+ w5 s1 a. K
- Y$ W6 {6 k7 R4 }' `$ n4 G2 N0 r$ N11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.; b* f' ?+ ?9 r3 w: p
2 h& C2 c! r' i9 M- R' L/ V12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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: E0 d. l. c$ Q* O$ B; q; I13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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( g8 m! N% o3 S! Y1 y$ b. r/ o14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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+ f3 n+ S2 f v. o) C2 ?15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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