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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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* w3 S/ g& Z5 w( M2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.7 Y! I# f# L, t' B
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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3 Y' e" v1 u" ?5 W. ^6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area& {# Y/ ~1 \4 \2 x
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5 i3 D& o) j# g: T& h/ E: `, a& x8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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; t% C( q! b9 }5 k$ g3 n10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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* l# ]/ B5 a1 e7 v# R12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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7 ~, r3 n& G' z3 }1 Q2 \5 y13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!8 x( p: r3 ]8 E
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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