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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol/ q* Y1 N4 P& H9 z6 i! W! k, S
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$ n; @ c3 y' s- OThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3 K3 i9 H3 Q/ s2 |3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.9 a. W# Z6 `6 b% Z/ x; z8 M( w
; x7 x$ M$ p9 C. B& r4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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, `* p! S# H# E5 O0 \5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.* c4 p2 `" H, Z! i3 ~( L" ?- {
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: x3 m+ _9 F; U: N/ f2 i6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.# R; ]* b# J0 x/ E# q+ I3 \' ]. t
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask5 \$ f+ t' Z" w; H
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose. @$ d( p# a0 y
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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8 N2 i* f: Q0 R8 ^& E11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.& T: u H& ]3 W% V- Y8 j
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.9 B$ B, I( i) f: H
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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