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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol- h* ], ?% B: j$ q, M: a6 U
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) c# t& Y( q0 u' {5 p7 g/ g7 m: PThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.; K6 R3 |6 @# c" ^8 N1 A
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.' z6 t! Y( e% F
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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( x/ D: X& ^. ?" N9 U/ E4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.& Q. T9 m& N! k) s1 e
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area1 ~) |9 N9 ]7 T+ q% U9 m9 i& F2 I
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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& n7 T" {2 t' D0 A& q4 D4 ]6 n$ N8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.& S- ?1 j2 o8 i/ w" I1 y
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.. m5 j! ?( T- D6 w4 @- W3 X
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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) x# b: P5 _4 D: J+ W: \13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57
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