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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol2 D- ?3 h& m/ A8 b( Y8 n8 A1 |
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1 l7 p, D# i# g3 Q+ vThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:: Y# V ]! q. z2 F: ]+ U
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.7 j8 [# M3 s% s$ h2 t- D
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1 E$ A+ ]9 Z% t, Y/ [. k2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3 P {0 e+ P7 d# W: ~1 ?' t' ?- P3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.1 ]! `- k% I% d$ P, s
9 C" z9 I3 e- m8 v; F4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.& U$ a6 ]' l3 x( H$ j
1 L' m% K2 i4 R `# l' ^# y1 E5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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: r/ i9 V9 e) g5 L5 r" Q% B6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.% h: E7 D) M* s# D$ ^
0 n$ e" {! q3 t# w0 |/ Y, j8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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$ v+ ^ Q4 T# {) g9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose. Q/ D6 i* M! S/ s( I' s: t
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.. C+ r" {* k5 X8 z9 O
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.0 R, Y& z2 I+ I3 O- g8 T
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!7 _. E# X3 s* D- |/ p/ \8 j9 a
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# R1 j! L: c4 D' B% g15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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