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Canadian idiot
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot# R8 c n6 T5 x$ j6 }1 Q
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut6 W2 l: d% ~$ w2 h M; o- D' {
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?+ @0 b9 E ?- l- X) Y% i
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed- x4 B0 ~; H J! v6 }; v4 p
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They all live on donuts and moose meat
+ S- T9 Z& W: ~2 ]- xAnd they leave the house without packing heat
7 `7 Q- ]3 X. \* V. o! LNever even bring their guns to the mall( G+ Z2 r* M/ J# l
And you know what else is too funny?: f, L4 k) g8 m" `# C
Their stupid Monopoly money
/ A) p) c. j4 P& B# z2 r* ?Can't take 'em seriously at all2 X' P* Z) m' `/ O# c9 f
) U1 A, u5 ~* m4 [" H7 e# e% \. MWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export' P+ Y6 [6 J: Q- q! }4 `& F
They treat curling just like it's a real sport) K8 y+ `) N0 T' @ a" N& A7 J
They think their silly accent is so cute4 f+ l* c) L$ D' d( Q
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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1 {7 f! v1 h1 f8 V$ oSure, they've got their national healthcare
7 Y3 v( S+ o" D. v3 aCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air& j( W) g4 L' R& Z" r
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion5 X! R! e, Y# t' n5 a. g+ _. ~
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni' s1 z1 h" d0 R3 C! ?5 i6 p$ j. Z
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni8 U0 y/ w" E- m' J: p$ L2 n2 j) ]7 q
All over Saskatchewan, {( d( _, Y- k8 N" _) }& \
- c" g/ i* L( |, T, p8 G5 Z2 tDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
+ f, c. s7 E: @5 F1 t' Mwont figure out the temperature in Celsius" R: p6 P' Z. c/ M' y& F
See the map, they're hovering right over us/ q, A% { x8 d- w6 c& f
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous0 c2 L0 M b: Z- P7 k; v# y' w- a
n7 @/ ]- ^% _" Q, M5 CAlways hear the same kind of story9 ~$ b- X2 Y; Z9 R
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
a$ y% `8 a5 A: m0 s0 [Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
?8 {4 e3 Y$ G% lIt's gotta mean they're all up to something4 \% `4 x- \# o; ?
So quick, before they see it coming; R2 S! t, S$ m% ]; s$ R
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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