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Canadian idiot# x& H2 w: ?" T2 U
) A! v/ ]/ n) o: VDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot( |3 N9 W/ p! A/ _
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut! ` B4 E. W' p" r+ s+ F& }. u
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
! e# ^( J/ @" Y2 f$ ^. lI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed; C, {7 @/ ^8 [+ x; f2 U! O
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They all live on donuts and moose meat
; D5 A! r+ M2 I& \& B3 d8 eAnd they leave the house without packing heat3 m: [4 C O& K
Never even bring their guns to the mall$ [( A/ K6 w! h
And you know what else is too funny?7 X: {1 b0 D9 Y' u
Their stupid Monopoly money' _& o" T! X9 l g. Y/ @
Can't take 'em seriously at all: M# ?- }/ H0 v2 w
# s0 S9 ?+ Y9 d! nWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export2 P% ^6 [! l$ f* r
They treat curling just like it's a real sport, A+ M# \; ]1 C! g0 F, F% O
They think their silly accent is so cute
5 h# H9 {( C3 `2 _( v, ICan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot9 d* s. m8 X3 |8 }. m
s, x9 M# N6 p p7 ^" o+ I; Y% Z/ FSure, they've got their national healthcare7 U" P! S( `- R3 @! A" k( Q, J& C$ m
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air3 B) G0 `( i% Y; t! h
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion& c3 c5 L& A' V7 A3 l
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni, N) F! b# w3 }: x1 ?% X
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni! ~. F$ i8 m k7 z( n' J6 v
All over Saskatchewan
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot- S* C7 K" |, {& |6 V
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
, Q4 ^3 a0 p1 j6 Q0 n' S. E3 s: _See the map, they're hovering right over us
0 |. A* e9 N8 T0 o6 @$ q$ eTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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Always hear the same kind of story
, Z4 R o5 C6 W5 W/ i- DBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
; l0 ?5 `1 `4 B$ \Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
: y6 N3 R% M0 x8 rIt's gotta mean they're all up to something
% C! o/ J/ S% O) n9 M' B. hSo quick, before they see it coming
* L1 Q, T0 ]$ p+ k) j: UTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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