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Canadian idiot
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0 a% j5 q S+ N. eDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot6 d! K% o, N2 ]; J' i1 @
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut8 c9 ]( y! l0 E$ ?) }. S" w5 r( p
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?$ F( u# V$ e0 [' R7 h
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed+ m% j+ ^. g3 ? s* k* m7 _
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They all live on donuts and moose meat A: K, o3 x+ ^7 u' ^
And they leave the house without packing heat5 {2 j$ g0 K6 }) c/ Z
Never even bring their guns to the mall0 n' @" p J Y2 _
And you know what else is too funny?+ f2 X( f6 m4 k7 p* J" r
Their stupid Monopoly money: s- y+ x+ _4 C0 x$ ~& C
Can't take 'em seriously at all7 z# H1 W( [) C- ]4 x
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export1 j8 b0 g R- H! D7 z6 n
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
+ [* J; U/ N0 [' o2 ^3 r+ o' CThey think their silly accent is so cute& M6 _9 @; R- n
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot( o7 U( B) W- @' j: w$ P: T! `
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare
# J: B" J& w9 K: hCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air: ?: S/ r8 g7 ^
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion% t% f4 p1 r$ x0 i. H! r
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni* H" a5 b) U; R
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni9 q9 r$ e# |" y+ ^& i; H
All over Saskatchewan1 m L! V( ~. G" b$ y4 t! A
3 Q( R/ A% Q/ g( T, g0 tDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
. S% h" L1 d @4 R4 lwont figure out the temperature in Celsius
( G) G9 n1 ]: h/ ?See the map, they're hovering right over us
4 H8 Q$ Y3 G( V( l* B% g3 |1 eTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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- r4 ` _- r3 |$ C) WAlways hear the same kind of story
5 e7 l: H2 g5 h1 u9 Z% Q3 J' SBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"8 Q5 `& M) r+ q: x& z
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
5 v4 r2 z& x, s% O% z2 ^* a- i2 JIt's gotta mean they're all up to something
! [8 y# W2 t+ @So quick, before they see it coming
% z& y, u7 m! A% c. |( @. RTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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