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Canadian idiot2 [) [& X: X1 o* |5 z2 T
. F4 v( {" a* A! ?9 EDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
" d6 G# m0 H4 C$ a9 f8 |Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
' e. k- A% B( I- @% [9 `+ w( Y! eAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
( G# @) ~& q& l# Q/ ~I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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They all live on donuts and moose meat2 k; h* [% q8 z6 _5 F. W" y, T: A
And they leave the house without packing heat
- H5 \8 J" d0 B* {: l# T! H3 \Never even bring their guns to the mall
' y( u; u& m4 CAnd you know what else is too funny?
2 P& }7 Q& {3 u2 S. |' FTheir stupid Monopoly money, {- H+ i) K, L! Y- ^$ a" ~7 O
Can't take 'em seriously at all
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7 V) K t# j, r1 q& Q" Y& ^Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
7 N [% W) p' C6 G/ tThey treat curling just like it's a real sport4 e* J9 ?( Z, Q8 [; K
They think their silly accent is so cute
: Y& v" z/ B8 y4 WCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot& C6 U" n% l' i2 _: l; i5 E, T6 T
! Q5 O! U% @5 J; R3 XSure, they've got their national healthcare
2 I+ C7 U, y! {) P7 r; i0 [' f* RCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
4 s ^. \8 E* a0 {Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion
8 W) U6 d) N3 W( |Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni" w( i" Z: T( B3 n/ I3 r1 D& c
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
; C T0 \1 B' \6 G, aAll over Saskatchewan% p; N* p+ E4 k* W. B
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
7 e# ]1 x) W$ }4 x- P( Awont figure out the temperature in Celsius$ p& O1 ~6 ]/ ^
See the map, they're hovering right over us
4 P! A9 L# h+ X$ a% YTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous+ }) h' }$ t7 O# o8 E) o/ c( K; y
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Always hear the same kind of story
0 B N- a- {6 ]) S( y# c, TBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
& J0 Y8 U' T" J* @; Z4 F6 ~4 O1 O8 o7 yTell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?3 b+ X* s6 H% `
It's gotta mean they're all up to something
0 ]' t4 O9 ~$ n( A( ISo quick, before they see it coming% e. Q7 p7 R" d' x
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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