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Canadian idiot
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3 N2 l' [/ [( v5 ]+ e- SDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
0 S& J: ^8 v8 f# X4 Y% |% qDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
% }& X5 R7 D: VAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead? G+ g0 A; Y! B, f O
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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0 k5 k$ j* w8 n2 n* NThey all live on donuts and moose meat
* D. V4 r' ]4 S. v/ ?And they leave the house without packing heat2 x5 C1 A( o" e3 }6 q
Never even bring their guns to the mall) g! C: Q- |9 z9 ]+ {
And you know what else is too funny?
6 q: g% h7 S0 ~$ \. _1 iTheir stupid Monopoly money5 G" ~2 P1 q- A6 g# {# `
Can't take 'em seriously at all
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+ M4 |! X1 }( C* |) ?% bWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export
9 @3 x4 |3 d8 V2 ?: w2 NThey treat curling just like it's a real sport8 H4 d; u1 R1 G- e3 N
They think their silly accent is so cute, @8 ]! h/ q/ [) x
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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* v. K! l1 p/ Q7 Y7 ?, MSure, they've got their national healthcare
: U& U* E& `1 [& _Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
/ l/ L: [) Q8 ^% DThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion& w. m* [8 Y2 Y/ j' F+ N3 j
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
( d) L9 W- j" m! \+ YAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni3 Z$ L+ }0 B' N: }6 ~, h y* f
All over Saskatchewan1 t5 m( O3 z* s4 @" B5 X S* o
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
& L' E \; _" `$ ]2 Zwont figure out the temperature in Celsius
, I: M# U1 J# u0 SSee the map, they're hovering right over us( V: r+ G7 D7 z& e7 l d, C% q
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous' C7 U) e9 e4 E! w, K
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Always hear the same kind of story7 Q0 c9 u# Q; k* z
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"9 Q- Q& W0 f& b- C/ A# F
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?0 n: K! P) i: Z: P+ T ^+ \
It's gotta mean they're all up to something: o) w! }7 u1 K0 W/ t& Y! y( @* w, K
So quick, before they see it coming8 B+ t0 t: U. ~0 `6 ]8 M' l
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