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Canadian idiot) Z9 L" U1 A# W& ]! O# |/ D
+ N0 D6 U7 a+ B. n0 j: MDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
- p( h- U; L% p- ~% WDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut2 V; t$ a" \" _' i
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
+ Z/ m8 E( O8 D3 ?I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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1 z5 t/ E9 @ L$ \4 OThey all live on donuts and moose meat
8 z$ F9 b- n6 k$ _! DAnd they leave the house without packing heat3 {1 I3 T' G. E& n% r( q
Never even bring their guns to the mall" l7 |9 R7 x( \' [& U' c
And you know what else is too funny?& J* C) p) Z; ^5 y0 m$ F7 ?
Their stupid Monopoly money/ k* G1 y! m4 m# D
Can't take 'em seriously at all5 n& @1 Z" V+ I$ w% V
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export5 ~7 M+ x2 h% U; _; a8 i
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
" e. v# ?; r- v4 _ }They think their silly accent is so cute
6 P/ h5 O; ]: FCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot0 l$ r* u; l0 N" A' T) C
- y H% @, S1 `, ~3 ~. l0 TSure, they've got their national healthcare4 K1 \7 u N9 `
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
& l: v& D6 @. k) n E& ~Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion4 ^6 ?% y, R6 f- B/ s
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni) y! c# O8 k, M5 \( W
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni7 p% |8 o( ]) y0 P' t7 ?
All over Saskatchewan
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot2 O+ N7 S- o. e9 o6 s
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
! F: `& e9 G# c7 f+ uSee the map, they're hovering right over us0 g0 r% H$ n; O+ k) t t6 q
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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% @4 C3 [; v1 o8 H: u( LAlways hear the same kind of story
5 ]1 e" v5 j) WBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
+ H4 @$ }6 K- T: l; q$ F% G: pTell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?1 T6 v$ V) P3 @3 [2 H& S5 ?
It's gotta mean they're all up to something
9 B' K# {6 K3 |$ }' Z3 HSo quick, before they see it coming- u" m$ V1 D8 ^- ?* Q- a' T6 F
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