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Canadian idiot
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, L- H9 O$ ~6 O4 |Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot. u7 v0 |1 b1 \9 G- q- x% I& ^
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut2 S# w; g/ I7 h. G
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
, t2 a7 k, z; A# k4 CI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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6 V4 b! u+ o4 T! I o+ sThey all live on donuts and moose meat0 G" x& O+ c* C0 H. J. L; c) m, ^" D
And they leave the house without packing heat3 c* T" a( r% H- ~( _7 F/ R
Never even bring their guns to the mall# k0 h, S% N) W( c: H5 Y
And you know what else is too funny?& m) C, t1 C/ r7 P4 ?, ~9 l
Their stupid Monopoly money
, s$ w3 H2 C; jCan't take 'em seriously at all
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
9 G8 x1 K" r: GThey treat curling just like it's a real sport
2 Z% B K6 Z) s: GThey think their silly accent is so cute- K0 M6 k* o2 A# r0 j+ u6 t
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare" n8 ?- |" m- Q s* ^7 N [
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
: d% `; I- e5 w2 j) CThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion
9 A" ~; q2 x; ?1 J) w& s) N0 uEat their weight in Kraft macaroni' g2 B1 D( Z8 d1 ~0 Q P1 Z
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
% @& M0 |. m5 i6 v# l9 f2 ^. JAll over Saskatchewan( ?$ ?6 G3 x& s# r
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
1 C) _$ w0 O3 _wont figure out the temperature in Celsius9 N3 b3 `$ m" j9 J# M
See the map, they're hovering right over us# W8 R, o) f1 H# o
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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' Q& W2 ~) c+ oAlways hear the same kind of story7 z4 K% f0 w, j5 z3 W
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
8 H+ k, d4 H" @Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?9 ?) ]9 ]% f) E' X/ F9 S& q
It's gotta mean they're all up to something2 h( x! o. d+ R2 j
So quick, before they see it coming
0 S( j$ I+ r. eTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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