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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
6 i( W7 p+ Q7 _/ F: [( a# b& CShe went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
" Q" L+ q+ H' b; g2 S- `The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' ( d& G8 F2 W- [" ?
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. ) W# F2 F* X- ?; g. ]
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( B, U; ?, s; ?* S, pThe woman said, 'That's okay.' 5 i' J8 ? l+ ?( \# e
7 q/ |$ U6 _5 b5 f2 t# Q) VFor her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. + Q7 \$ H- b J4 q% g+ O# V
5 ~! U; h5 B" _/ \% v8 t/ v. DThe frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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7 }$ B! Q1 y0 a! C* _" mThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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! k+ @* u( z3 WSo, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! 2 f z& m4 S& L9 o8 S4 ?# b- S9 O7 I
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For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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- g! V- X" \4 P1 QThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! ; s! j6 n- i4 s6 q; F
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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Male readers : Please scroll down.
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* G5 n' H# I$ UThe man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife , P, E9 s8 z4 v! U, N: c# b
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Moral of the story : Women think they're smart. & i _( Z/ B. V* v( ^) U5 b: [
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. v0 q+ l% ^' |Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show 5 B* N& O' _9 q2 X
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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