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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. 4 H; M( D. Z, v7 P: _
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
$ W7 h# b J! E3 A* {The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' 5 K( Q$ j0 ^& P; B! C$ |: B
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. 3 ?- l' F8 D x) n
1 E& N$ d9 p! }; w K% m$ ?Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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+ @- F5 [( _; GThe woman said, 'That's okay.'
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4 E1 V6 h$ ?* h) o0 x0 PFor her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. " _8 f+ P7 ~2 p$ v) F4 H4 ]( h
& z5 k: h( a2 V+ YThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' 5 A$ \" H0 B& o: b+ Z' i
3 @' G1 n8 J7 ~3 J/ F# C; U2 dSo, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! " _ l9 @/ n+ U |3 r. E3 L. D
* _3 G$ S6 G9 jFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. * U' H, f5 E7 K; q% B
( ~4 c9 r. L' m. RThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' * k0 F1 @; h5 s9 Q; r
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So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! ! J$ h1 n" c5 X& i
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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- Z3 r/ l6 t# x, x/ c& YMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. 1 [6 e) i) }4 z0 h7 E' A( d* f
@# L2 I, u9 _7 o, g' ]$ w! XAttention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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0 C% d. c' ^' M' R3 r. gMale readers : Please scroll down. . R* O2 ~3 T, h/ }- n& Q
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# p: v( b8 F- PThe man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife 3 o% z6 g. L% c7 _$ R% B) D/ Q
5 F# G1 i" p; u! QMoral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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1 z( n; d5 v& C$ [/ i9 q5 HLet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show $ y& n, ]" }" V5 M& M! V# }
% j" Q: q/ C' ^& ?PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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