Women's Golf

sweetspot

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
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The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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/ k0 W$ A% b- X+ ]The woman said, 'That's okay.'
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1 Q, P4 c+ r/ ?& W: cFor her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

+ ]6 A, R- F2 Y- O: YThe frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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: `, f3 {  o# [The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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+ U1 v0 J/ ~- aSo, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

* m; _/ a! L% h# RFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

# `4 h. u" Z7 j% aThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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% m0 \! q& e/ c% `" l) ZThe woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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# }* {7 X5 E; @2 T$ hThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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" B! F& T6 W8 m0 F, EMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

+ @3 \% V  h: ^, [" rAttention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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Male readers : Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife

, u$ F7 Q9 D. ^0 @) \" ?1 [Moral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

billzhao

women are clever, no doubt.
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* _; K) N! t+ l6 Z, pVery nice a story. Thanks for sharing.