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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
- N% x' {% R& O3 tShe went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
& e' n7 h n9 d& QThe frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' 1 H0 ]: S( E8 [( S
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. : y/ n6 o( @% c* w
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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The woman said, 'That's okay.'
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m, Z W7 v& I, c5 Z bFor her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. ) n7 k, l2 S! j" r+ `7 y, }6 x
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The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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/ J) ^0 m3 d) W2 l9 UThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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/ |: n1 K; d- hSo, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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* Z" o2 n* D& [" ^. ?% NFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. $ ]: i5 F! z9 v4 _) d% m# O: p7 k
/ [" H) z1 U8 Y `( ? u7 }" LThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' % w9 X' b* F4 P7 I
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! - L/ ]" Z( k# t& B
5 [+ J& F9 v, ?0 ZThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' 5 A# q4 ?5 W Y' t6 A0 u
# q. S& C; p1 U* MMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. 3 R& [0 L J, l ^
2 [% _4 ~9 t& _: _* rAttention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. : P1 E% ]' f. j% B
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Male readers : Please scroll down. 9 p% j6 x) _% [- S& u
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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Moral of the story : Women think they're smart. 2 ~) J+ B$ e. Y2 B6 s
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3 W4 \7 `: V, H; S1 t j& Z' v& y" FLet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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* J; B+ t; g* \ O' N3 VPS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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