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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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" N: {3 u' W4 X1 ^2 q7 w2 L9 W; bThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a$ |. k5 S9 z- T* u
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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# {) M" I& U0 w/ DWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
& } T( K+ R# Z. P% cThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.0 i, ^% D6 I2 T0 ~2 X: ^
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.. O: {, `; c! {1 b6 R/ Z
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'3 V5 K3 s5 w6 S. ]; h+ I7 C
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1 {5 f' C* g0 H# T. [7 `The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'1 J( X( L( t* H w2 e# A
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! m8 R2 P! g/ [8 h
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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