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) Z J( q) j% V) EA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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8 h- p+ \9 G$ g0 x1 J% N2 TThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
0 |+ n- ]; a; g$ Llittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.7 l- _# A+ u$ w% C
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.1 }. }. m1 A7 u3 x& t" W
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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4 K( H( g( _1 V# o! D The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.7 y3 p0 p" E5 i) r! b# l
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'7 a' U) b, c; S @/ Y% I3 a' Y
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, |5 n* @) M: S0 l' o6 b1 P9 U2 CThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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i6 ^# a( d5 x- b2 C'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.: I+ C3 S2 v x6 [/ u; S( q8 S
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9 L& F% f |" e% C% t5 q* R/ o'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
1 T ~; o1 m) KWait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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