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9 ?5 b0 O" @+ k8 P9 EA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.2 {0 k; J3 [8 J Y/ R
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, V: @, d0 G- Z: K. ?0 I. cThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
7 U& C* q# h7 F+ D% Q" klittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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: H: f }; ?$ c) C( zWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.# ^: \# z0 J% U1 m
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1 G3 E! W" s; ^4 J7 _* K7 Q- X, yThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.8 o4 f' }* ?# a- g. ^( f# F* f a
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
$ }+ n) p! m0 V: m$ h- b" X) iThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'5 w2 g+ U( P% t% I9 ]
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies. Z" w' @$ f! K
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! / i) z% j7 q `7 Z6 ?
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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