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0 P0 T2 X# g3 X, s( }1 cA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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1 E0 i* ]- N) ]1 r# UThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a! @* D2 v; O F$ L
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.7 v- ?* {- I% H' I( k( t! r& ~6 E
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'." @2 g& h" n% K
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.) C. p4 }* d8 b* \6 k% z
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies., o8 k! L* N' F L
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- b5 Y' ]7 C6 v9 C9 W9 t'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! : a8 \2 T7 V0 u1 O4 |& U' z
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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