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' C7 }2 f* z* H8 y( j- G% VA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.' E9 v! F9 n# z6 w# ]* ^6 X
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
; G: C% f+ R$ m& Z2 k/ b$ Slittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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0 _3 `1 J6 b, q) J. QWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.* T5 o# s- J. F6 j) G( e. o. W3 s
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
3 r+ l& [: K) A( uThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.3 W& e* ~) y" \" V6 G! a" c1 i
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.% K: t5 v1 C, k; ^3 @
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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* P; k$ {0 }" K$ WThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'( N& H5 |) Y' P
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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5 n! a! Q, O/ p4 @$ I'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
6 k% S: ]! B& Q8 U4 X8 U1 `7 @/ bWait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'* C* U: t4 H5 R# S9 g
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