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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.6 K* M! K' R) J5 F5 `5 [
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5 y: t1 ~0 _" L |8 ~$ B1 HThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
4 T9 z/ p t3 c4 n5 [0 _+ Ylittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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# T3 O; ]7 P5 O' cThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
5 i" o$ c7 Y, m* V; |" D8 G: SThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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$ @* K) P7 {( V v |: O3 q The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
% h9 w7 C% |9 d7 hThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'! k; j2 l2 P3 H! ? d" A
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'. Y! p9 b* T! g% ~; T5 n
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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3 b7 u3 e' Z4 J* O'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
5 c9 J4 a6 P$ L0 g$ D! N: JWait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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