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8 H! X# M( g8 C) T8 b: y% j2 qA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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& R P. @! }" FThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a* w$ E& N+ n9 |5 P$ P7 K
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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$ Q5 g( k. n# N4 j/ r; [8 e NWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.. g P( W: u) }& g+ G* k
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8 N& y; l& i. U+ J' E2 qThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
& ^, _7 A2 @" Q% TThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
9 S, h# N: d+ Y# q5 |1 WThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'! j% B/ @2 H v" Z. `1 [7 T# G
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'6 c; N/ V8 E* a/ v, v
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! n% ]/ C2 |# J7 l- M4 r9 B'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.! v6 p, C# ?6 a! S- @1 y* X
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! ( e- U8 m6 \: l5 f
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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