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" V4 G; k9 o$ ?, d7 \. l" tA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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7 R8 }5 b. `" v: a+ j2 H7 {7 n! {- nThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a0 b6 y5 K% K1 i# ~* x5 J
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.! J% e5 @* w3 i( P# u
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- I3 `/ \" X0 x5 r; C; g r4 SWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.8 P* w( \& J: B, @$ K
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.6 D% s# u Y9 ~) I# E/ q
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.7 C* t% @! |, y9 ^6 B) u) F$ O/ ]
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'. A: G& B9 r4 U$ h3 s! w. N; d
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!', i/ N' O. l, x) @- B* O9 v9 H
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4 E6 z3 h7 ?, _'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! - l. @) ]# y1 Y
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'' t! e$ Z$ a8 V+ p0 Q9 P
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