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Chinese Detective (18+)18岁以下勿入

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发表于 2009-4-7 15:18 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.
: X9 W6 _2 G" U  h2 g- _1 H9 a8 W> So, he hired a famous Chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to watch and report any activities that might develop.
+ @3 N1 ?% T1 d. m" Q3 c; e" M> A few days later, he received this report:
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; N3 [$ W! s/ a. b/ \> Most honorable sir:: d$ }! ?3 w$ |6 s! a% |
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. a9 c- g; f% j' D- K: _> You leave house.
& J2 W6 t) I& S+ y> He come house.* M* g( W% I* J8 ^
> I watch.
8 v3 z' b& s# O; A> He and she leave house.: x; d) `. w& C7 q  y
> I follow.
) C) E1 d3 m2 Z- K! t> He and she get on train.# c2 o2 Y! C0 l: ^# J) i# Y0 q. `
> I follow.' `$ r. N: x9 [: v. x) D% o
> He and she go in hotel.
4 J7 ?  e* c& B1 J+ b9 z( z" B> He kiss she.) v. Q. g  {7 e" w8 B0 U7 v* ~
> She kiss he.
$ P3 g# u: K9 T2 M> He strip she.
9 @5 a; ?; Q0 J% L4 W( e" y* O> She strip he.( n7 _$ |+ E0 L6 t3 A2 Q* E
> He play with she.
3 F( E7 S6 ^' }' T! ~> She play with he.) D. S5 g3 \; c+ `8 J
> I play with me.* j& b& Z( g0 f6 K; A
> Fall out of tree, not see.
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[ 本帖最后由 propeller 于 2009-4-7 16:20 编辑 ]
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发表于 2009-4-7 16:06 | 显示全部楼层
I play with me!!??
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发表于 2009-4-7 20:45 | 显示全部楼层
太搞笑了。2 v" m6 k# \! J
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哈哈哈
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发表于 2009-4-7 21:29 | 显示全部楼层
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