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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
1 K7 H" p6 Q$ ^4 V> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,/ M3 B6 e" I e& d/ Y4 X
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2 r. w' t. X; |: t {6 Y; L0 ?5 m9 ?> HONEY,
' Q3 \, S- ~+ Y" r> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?* ~1 @+ m2 f2 K0 f5 j
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.' X) u! ?. m. m9 U' D, ^, J _
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' r2 R4 _$ }: [0 x; x6 G/ t* c5 P$ X> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,- C; s/ |9 L% C# b" c
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?0 s% x [, j2 @2 J) y6 G9 ?3 K' s
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE9 u1 T# ?2 j4 q! `% x
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?% J/ c# _- _) B4 l/ y2 Q9 b
> I DON'T THINK SO.1 h% |- W9 T3 Q+ m
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> FINE,# R! T6 ]6 f; l/ I0 k& o
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> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,9 J% t+ p% ^& K. s
> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?& p# J8 a! {$ w
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT$ \1 U" p0 x7 m/ h! t
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> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,4 }; Z' V0 [* D
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?' P2 g0 O5 h. P2 c+ B
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE& N, ~. X# q2 q% I. o
> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?, {$ o! W. o* y8 b0 m8 L
> I DON'T THINK SO5 ~; j: a9 e1 q' V
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& L/ i- S w/ Q% i s! b! k: K0 Z> FINE, SHE SAYS4 ]$ o+ a# v! X: E
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
# ^) Y, Q# u3 G> TO THE FRONT DOOR?2 T+ u# A+ P& A O
> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK: m/ v# Y$ c! b, q
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' e5 [/ j) Y* d7 X> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T; a) |: x R- l
> WANT TO FIX STEPS
7 b; s8 ^& G* U> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
" o8 `- ]9 {4 Z. m) P5 M! U' U> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?0 ?/ w- P8 x" `- m* {
> I DON'T THINK SO
8 X. n/ B! H+ v: F8 u8 W; _> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
2 \6 f/ M5 O+ E" E, w: H> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
. T1 t1 d' y' C> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW$ [# |0 K1 n. @. y- r
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES( a/ `; |( O9 b! L
> TO GO HOME1 x4 g- l: g0 i+ Q
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
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> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
/ t6 R1 |1 C. Q& R. q> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING7 S$ i/ T7 W. i1 _
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8 W# ~8 I- D- s* N0 @# R# f> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES7 E. d# h o9 r& u7 p3 m$ P
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.6 h2 Z8 V4 n0 v5 C* J* E' f
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# a# Y, T2 Q: U5 y> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
' s, R' Q5 p2 N) e1 v* q8 s0 q+ d$ I( x> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT) e" K! H$ i; g! P, W: V; m9 V* S- w
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
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& u* ?% \. {2 h5 ~6 \4 n" U> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME( g- @: Q( w+ E Z& u
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
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" A# } F5 @8 m) V> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
, Q1 Z8 I0 s9 x' g> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
' O( S# V" P* G% a$ U& @ g+ v2 M% ^> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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> HE SAID,+ z& ?! t) q( ~: S
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?( T; d. i$ y; @5 X$ T0 Q) n
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* {# a8 @- l4 [( M8 Z+ u, K> SHE REPLIED,2 M0 m! }! o$ ]0 z! }' m
> HELLOOOOO..
1 g' ?" X6 P3 V; n* V( V> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN8 {, W+ C) @# E7 r
> ON MY FOREHEAD?+ T5 ]& i/ |! M% Z$ D- O) y
> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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