Bed or Cake

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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
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7 ?' _  _2 ~: e; n. r8 t> HONEY,
> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
9 _% a. [  R1 q7 r' s> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
>
& \+ U+ C4 @" Z% X/ ?' t7 n> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
2 x+ o2 A/ n* f, x. S+ k4 A) N> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
1 v' [5 Y6 ?6 N, d) u2 c> I DON'T THINK SO.
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> FINE,
>
> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
, w. z2 O3 u# R/ x; o8 W% ]> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
>
> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
, h7 ?$ C: g1 J  ]- Y" V) x> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
7 a% h; v+ C8 p  h5 I> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
1 _$ l# L2 E; W, V7 [6 M/ k> I DON'T THINK SO
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> FINE, SHE SAYS
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
>
> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
0 K  @1 |$ O) Y5 R/ J> WANT TO FIX STEPS
5 B" D; i8 W  Q/ o1 B* X> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
1 c9 D7 V4 J% ^1 R  v! c> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
4 w5 f" k) V( Q& d1 }6 N- f- T) D> I DON'T THINK SO
  J1 g# H" d9 S2 T> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
3 {( u: G9 j$ o> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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+ r$ |: P% Z% N9 Z3 h8 E> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
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0 ^6 j. a: M  y' D* O& Y3 n" f> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
>
( k* L% g, V! u: A$ f: g6 @, G, i> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
! [+ Z, y' C' ?) z/ O> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
>
> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
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> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
5 W3 k8 x# d; |0 ^; |> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
>
6 q2 B+ A' W$ n0 k) _> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
>
% m% M6 d1 v! z> HE SAID,
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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> SHE REPLIED,
> HELLOOOOO..
> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
> ON MY FOREHEAD?
2 O3 I) w. Z: E  ], e> I DON'T THINK SO!

失落的我

Went bed with him? It must be a nicer experience.