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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
& X4 e |# h4 N" e% s! G4 T. x& q7 @> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
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> HONEY,
0 ~) q7 f0 G7 q& @6 T% C> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?" n g1 W. R( g0 E3 \+ r
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW./ E6 i+ p* U- J/ j0 k, c8 u: M+ ~
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3 ?0 ~! ?% e. N5 `& S( l! K- X4 v> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,% x S. C8 s# \! t/ A" n
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
- W( { e7 F8 l9 f$ G5 f> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE1 @+ M! n' q& q+ W5 j- `! L& k6 Y& W
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?0 G% j( f7 K; x: H& I3 K" b
> I DON'T THINK SO.
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> FINE,3 v: g# T' U& D; ~! \& k- I
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> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
+ j0 |+ [" x! b7 `1 M> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
* x b! {$ C5 Z2 \5 T8 t> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
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n$ i" W! e* h> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?1 }& G Q! m+ L! f0 _ R& q
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
$ V# j9 }4 Y6 t0 g6 k3 G> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?" r2 z# Z2 \6 X, m, K6 U
> I DON'T THINK SO+ ?/ Q, {: l, Z1 |
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> FINE, SHE SAYS! E) B% {3 ]6 C h8 ~
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS [. C% {$ t, _6 x( a3 A1 a( m6 W
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
" W' e. s$ u; C5 h4 N. _' a- h> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK' h$ E, e% \: P" S4 g
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, l+ e! Y1 K: x1 v+ R> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
$ j3 a1 A, `9 `9 s* b8 \> WANT TO FIX STEPS
8 \/ j* _9 A: U+ z n* S> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE* e0 g* `& \. ] g9 ~& G% d
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
3 l# f9 D1 J+ B6 @8 U> I DON'T THINK SO
1 W) Q% m/ M$ k* j9 ~" q) v> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.1 g& \! `4 V3 B. w
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!. ^; N$ c0 ]) S7 b0 W0 v
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2 |/ C. B5 |$ S0 g8 f0 f2 k! n> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW1 t, x8 C8 u: k1 N- X
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES% y4 t' ^% u& H4 w* v' e& T' r
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.- @3 E# a& c$ c) `
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> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE6 k' J) I: n7 o9 _( Q
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING+ @; g" s( X @
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> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
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> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?7 Q: `! |" X. D8 v
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
/ p) s- s% d1 g> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.. i, D2 I" x" T/ t' P7 H* w* D
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
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> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
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& z; X( R3 z+ g7 j$ I> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE." Q" I* B2 M/ R) U4 v E& q! e
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> HE SAID,
4 v; |$ W: @% i" }1 t> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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& z$ v& f7 w' U4 e: h> SHE REPLIED,
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/ O5 ]* W& W+ x/ o> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
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2 w8 y. V8 ~7 L> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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