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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
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# s# { L O0 e> HONEY,
: K: S. a7 `7 j1 f- W> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?* K7 V4 Z- J% T( C) j
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW." N! y" k4 f$ ~* Z) W& p# O
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> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, U, D$ N& \+ u, x! |! r+ ^ O
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?+ w+ Y. {/ R/ ^9 j/ C5 E7 o% I9 D
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE H! i& h( X* W* |0 N
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
! n: o; c% O! T. V> I DON'T THINK SO.
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: i. \, u7 `9 I; r2 G3 B> FINE,
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y+ w% Z4 B% h6 G& P" q> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,+ L7 O# ]% N- l' l7 o* j, H) J
> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?( }. m7 J8 I4 p" D! q6 d" a8 ?+ `
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT' V1 G/ Z6 x9 u- W, `
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> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?7 j- H' Q7 g+ q7 i# W
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE! }3 K& L/ f, U0 n6 q# |6 V/ }
> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
+ h& \. e& O g0 R> I DON'T THINK SO
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> FINE, SHE SAYS! G$ ~+ k9 J, e6 @
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
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& ]2 [& \5 m) m3 {> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
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2 [ O1 l' g, k$ @& S3 Z- m. x3 ?& h> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T+ w3 b: J+ C7 A3 b) [+ |
> WANT TO FIX STEPS3 j! @( n* o; j/ S2 B- A4 O
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE& _: e2 r: y* V/ M9 A* V
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?2 U% v3 ^, ^) U7 N& k. Q$ `- n2 `) L- |
> I DON'T THINK SO# O2 m* f+ I( J7 A- k q) @
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.! ?' w8 L2 A5 L4 J2 V
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A+ v: q8 U1 [, ]
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................+ ^0 h$ X6 ~ @3 D6 w Q
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& t3 R7 V7 [6 h/ A( I> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
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> TO GO HOME
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; F1 }4 v7 A6 i l; l+ W( ]6 L> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
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> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
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> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
' \$ G0 b# k9 F% |! a) x> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT) m% ~: o1 K; h0 Q1 z3 a" W4 V4 [
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME" s% b/ `) U F) L
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
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1 `0 }/ f* K: c' Y( }' m& W> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND% F4 L6 \5 x1 Q4 v3 P9 u5 T9 j
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER/ l/ k+ F# t8 M5 D
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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> HE SAID,
: |2 h1 k8 }7 l- h, s> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?+ H- v2 O A- ?) @- {9 A
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> SHE REPLIED,$ x1 M1 x: ]7 w7 |2 j( d5 k
> HELLOOOOO..
) w# g" ], q6 |( \0 d4 R6 j> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
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> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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