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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A) }6 q `* [$ c, t, ? V
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
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> HONEY,
8 R( F1 p" N' X. N> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?# x& |5 u6 `: U4 B; {! ^9 E9 a
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
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> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,0 X! I7 Z; X+ T5 h- d( J
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
2 Q- v2 Q9 |4 D; T! q0 Q6 A> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE/ A+ L. a' u& W/ p3 f
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?3 Y+ Z* C! s# y5 A7 f6 }
> I DON'T THINK SO.( P4 }$ f, T5 H9 `* n( ?
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! M+ {& H% O/ {$ H/ Y9 \; J* n> FINE,' @" V M' d9 a1 `) j% G" a8 x5 t" j
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> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
7 z0 u( M. }% J- U% P" e" [5 M> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
+ a9 C3 ?& G% q> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
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> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,: T w" M* k% \1 O+ h/ V& d3 Y
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
$ a/ U; t, e5 Z# l& D, w> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE6 w; T1 K( ]6 V1 r; [% M
> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?# O9 x. G5 ^3 S" H
> I DON'T THINK SO2 B! ^4 q! f0 b
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> FINE, SHE SAYS6 l" u. s: E& \) y( e A
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
% R9 s) M) u6 v) S> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
; i( D& Z& z, Y4 a @! p- f3 q> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK0 ? F& D% Q* B
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> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T0 z! l. U7 E+ n/ p, ]
> WANT TO FIX STEPS( s1 o. I* i) l( w# r/ I- c
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
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> I DON'T THINK SO
0 u+ v1 E' G! p8 [5 Y> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.' ?& X0 a9 \4 F6 L! Q5 m
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!* `! @+ V" d4 x O! T# ~) b7 x) a. ]: G
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$ i* n3 L9 F/ r J* ^7 m> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A' H, C, P; v! P" e
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW- A/ E! h& U4 Y T1 D& V9 u5 y0 t
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES$ U5 V" _- M* Y$ w
> TO GO HOME
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" u- a! h Y) b- p. Z> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES! Y; y) s6 a+ e+ y$ @
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
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> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE4 v( T2 J* G; S- b, c/ D
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING5 Y- |0 u8 _8 ^% O! N3 U9 x
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8 V0 e6 p! C) ], z( q y> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES7 a& H, R) v- g. t* ^$ K
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.- C' ]4 _2 T- K
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- w0 a) `6 J7 ~8 V4 I4 w- k- h1 b> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
5 @. x0 g4 y- `' g> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
3 p8 M% G7 Y3 ]6 Z> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME F' V' m+ x" _0 c
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
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& q4 H# g) X( p/ P. s> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
& h0 \$ t. g, d> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER3 R- a0 q( \" C# x$ Q7 I7 [
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.1 g- R$ A- K7 T2 s
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( ~; n& W; G* [; v: }8 v$ T> HE SAID,
- o9 h2 X2 o3 z1 o4 v> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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8 F" o0 P! T0 e+ c {: ]> SHE REPLIED,
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> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN' N/ p$ e, U3 F1 v' ?
> ON MY FOREHEAD?
! o2 T, O$ T6 C8 K5 B+ E9 M> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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