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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
& l( `" A" P$ X" u> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,4 U) x: W' U2 m+ @6 E8 w+ D
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7 ]' f* @, X' L% y> HONEY,( u5 Q. H' E+ E: Y3 |5 Q. ^
> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
/ w4 }: \; Q7 y7 Q> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.7 w7 }, Q4 x/ i, v9 U9 J8 c
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> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
! p) G) W& W$ V. g: L+ k> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?" s/ _: G6 P$ D2 C$ n
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE2 n) B9 H" ^/ d$ V$ a# h3 z
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?' L! R+ {5 W3 W0 Q9 `$ S% N
> I DON'T THINK SO.
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0 S- t6 ~: e( N( l8 Q> FINE,5 u7 T+ e+ ?8 w# Q; R
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: M1 j8 o8 k9 |; A/ }( [) s6 E G> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,6 M% u1 `5 A& V' q' a
> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?% ^+ X. H2 v0 V2 y
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT# M8 F+ a/ N3 _9 H
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> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
: S( w$ W8 L2 U' D" y3 c" u8 ~6 X> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?6 u, v1 h8 |$ R7 [
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
9 X) N+ g1 W1 P$ s# i! a> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?5 j- L% J1 a) y, _& W4 ~' N
> I DON'T THINK SO
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/ A) e; [4 [2 [> FINE, SHE SAYS
4 l- c0 \: W5 W> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS5 i1 \; Y8 t" s! A3 R; J
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
M# l% W# a( V; V& K- C9 R> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
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5 T5 U. i0 {9 y# h# l: a> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T& C# m- Y1 k' O, P$ f$ H( o
> WANT TO FIX STEPS V2 b4 r; w5 w
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
/ `' k N5 b" v! `- J> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
) u" `# {8 O" e4 W> I DON'T THINK SO
' ^8 U* y& U5 h8 d3 L" x, z> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.. x( n5 M o2 v2 |* h6 z
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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0 Q3 y2 a7 Q" o6 n _6 C> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A! Q) M e! m% h0 u4 C
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................1 g! M* v. Q# Y# j# F
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( T1 r/ }% `, U7 h' [: A> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
4 A% k5 C2 z- l6 a! e, ?! a> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES. A' j/ }3 u3 z7 b" w. [( S
> TO GO HOME' c1 ]% U" E% d3 `- W1 B( U
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( k# d9 _* @, L2 [2 e" Y* E8 n> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
% p5 `9 \, a6 `6 Q# \( i> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
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> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE) S( n7 ?! T+ F& I! E2 C
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
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1 R0 v5 Y ^( J, K> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES; M$ w- F- c6 q8 Y7 }5 Z
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.0 D% ^; v; [& ~, U
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> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?1 {5 x+ r5 e, \6 a$ _* r6 k8 i
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT$ i7 s3 T+ o4 N! P% @
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.( e2 c$ J2 g# G/ R4 U6 c
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! }( |- X& E2 F. R" w# H> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME7 }* Y* W/ L3 _9 S4 y8 Z3 Q
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM., U& _. J, B/ f5 e' z" w! j
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2 C$ G+ F/ k# ^5 X; m7 e> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND2 S5 i7 L) t- p! ?+ M3 p* x% A
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
" o1 Z7 r0 B! |: L1 g# k> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.. t; P6 o3 B6 [6 g" q# s/ E2 h* J' Q
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! B, G2 c# L; N0 c0 i> HE SAID,
3 r U8 b5 Z1 ]- v1 z$ D* z> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?4 N8 W8 w6 P3 F q
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; C: d. G' P, J- ?2 S- ^> SHE REPLIED,5 }! k: B/ n- s0 Z6 K$ G& V1 t
> HELLOOOOO../ Z# m4 u- J0 S4 y7 ?+ z( V- S
> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
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> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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