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Hi everybody. So... I'm Irish. I read a report recently that a man reaches his sexual peak at age 18 but I didn't know this... until I was twenty five. So the world will never know what a stud I was. No one took a bite out of this peach when it was ripe." {6 l; [5 N. Y4 A; X2 I6 V" t, {% p; f
8 q8 ]5 E% G) G6 @0 s% ?3 w% kI'm not good at sports, but I love parallel parking... because unlike sports, when you are parallel parking, the worse you are, the more people that are rooting for you.
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4 V0 U0 O/ C; h5 W) {I'm an immigrant and I used to drive an old car with a lot of bumper stickers that are impossible to peel off. And one of them said, "if you don't speak English, go home!" I didn't notice it for two years.* D- |5 y7 L Y# W' P! M. s
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I worked really hard to become a U.S. citizen and I have to take these American History lessons where they asked us questions like:. D2 K( m* N$ d3 U/ p. ^5 b
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"Who's Benjamin Franklin?"
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) B( a" H2 r& V4 r0 g0 cI was like; ahh... The reason our convenience stores get robbed?5 K4 O$ ^- r. C: R) s
" S* F0 ^* S4 w5 y j" aAnd the second one was:) j( r4 M4 @- X' h ?
5 Y* Q# [- s5 j/ H$ t"What's the 2nd Amendment?"
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"What is Roe vs. Wade?"
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" s& `( c( }% {' B' K3 O' b4 MI was like ahh... Two ways of coming to the United States?
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I have a family now, but I used to be scared of marriage. I was like wow... 50 percent of all marriages end up lasting on forever!2 ^% v& ^+ @8 G" w7 c7 B% A/ Z
7 v) O& c$ @% ]0 M% y0 O; wI just had my first child last year. I was really amazed at it. I was in the delivery room, holding up my son, thinking to myself, "Wow... He was just born... And he's already a U.S citizen."
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0 ], C% ?/ |8 {+ R' G0 z7 DSo I said to him, "DO you even know who is Benjamin Franklin?"
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, B% B, \/ i6 l, k. W3 d. m; \/ }( ?Now I have a sign in my car that says ”Baby On board.”! Q! t5 U$ E$ {4 d7 \
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This sign is basically a threat. It just says that I have a screaming baby and a nagging wife and that I am not afraid of dying anymore.
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Thank you very much!
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0 g" q: C2 ]( m7 s+ RImplicit explanations to audience with culture difference:# R. R# ^: C/ \" E
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1. Ben Franklin's picture is on the US $100 bill.: |# M% N U5 F! V( t; K
( d# B# M+ m. L3 x2 M7 \2. Second Amendment refers to the US Constitution for the right to keep and bear arms.
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; `7 ^8 p/ M7 H! Y2 Z"Roe vs. Wade" is a famous court case that you'll learn about in history class that deals with abortion.
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/ n& T( N( O" D1 I+ WJoe Wong used this case in a form of a question: What is Roe vs. Wade? To which he cleverly delivered the punchline "Two ways of coming to the United States".$ B' B+ C( ^( ~% x; j: F' Q
5 F! W0 n* Y( c3 X" R& LRoe is used as a play on words to describe "row", as in using a boat to "row" to the US.- o7 H3 v' ?5 m$ i
' z& A- S( F- g) UThe denotation of wade was used, the definition meaning "to walk in water". |
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