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黄西在David Letterman Show上的台词[英文]

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发表于 2009-5-5 20:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Hi everybody. So... I'm Irish. I read a report recently that a man reaches his sexual peak at age 18 but I didn't know this... until I was twenty five. So the world will never know what a stud I was. No one took a bite out of this peach when it was ripe.6 L8 |# V6 F0 T: a! L) a0 F4 Z5 U9 L+ y

) f. H- j5 R) }6 b* MI'm not good at sports, but I love parallel parking... because unlike sports, when you are parallel parking, the worse you are, the more people that are rooting for you.3 C$ v  y0 E% _" y$ L

2 I* R+ y. N/ i8 o4 mI'm an immigrant and I used to drive an old car with a lot of bumper stickers that are impossible to peel off. And one of them said, "if you don't speak English, go home!" I didn't notice it for two years.' j" M2 y& y+ s0 u8 o  H

! P- S& {9 Y( l* S+ II worked really hard to become a U.S. citizen and I have to take these American History lessons where they asked us questions like:( A' c' t9 I& s# r* @
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"Who's Benjamin Franklin?"
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I was like; ahh... The reason our convenience stores get robbed?" {. R' [% P7 B! v. r1 ?. l
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And the second one was:8 _4 a  Y) Z" B( x) Y/ _
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"What's the 2nd Amendment?"$ m6 R0 I. r( z& R# ]

4 a# `2 k3 V3 t3 d) iI was like; ahh... The reason our convenience stores get robbed?% I' M  I. b7 J' V
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"What is Roe vs. Wade?"
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I was like ahh... Two ways of coming to the United States?$ ?) R7 b0 S8 C5 ^+ W  {' Q
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I have a family now, but I used to be scared of marriage. I was like wow... 50 percent of all marriages end up lasting on forever!
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I just had my first child last year. I was really amazed at it. I was in the delivery room, holding up my son, thinking to myself, "Wow... He was just born... And he's already a U.S citizen."3 `$ d9 A; A8 u9 N& d) ^6 J

: s; Y: g- B" R: t/ E' XSo I said to him, "DO you even know who is Benjamin Franklin?"6 Q# R0 h* T" f& K9 a& x. I
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Now I have a sign in my car that says ”Baby On board.”
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; l' n0 @+ o$ }0 m/ s# v+ {This sign is basically a threat. It just says that I have a screaming baby and a nagging wife and that I am not afraid of dying anymore.2 @0 g: e& ]2 C4 [

0 w# X7 A, E# C! ?, xThank you very much!
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Implicit explanations to audience with culture difference:' `+ ^. }$ O' e) R

: M7 N9 x3 L5 M" g. `1. Ben Franklin's picture is on the US $100 bill.- c5 f4 A1 Z2 Q1 A6 M8 J2 t

) D/ E# r4 N1 _2. Second Amendment refers to the US Constitution for the right to keep and bear arms.) a4 c8 e9 n2 v2 {5 d/ K
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"Roe vs. Wade" is a famous court case that you'll learn about in history class that deals with abortion.
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3 G' o: u, ~' SJoe Wong used this case in a form of a question: What is Roe vs. Wade? To which he cleverly delivered the punchline "Two ways of coming to the United States".8 W8 H. o- j! t! R" ~  o5 X  T

  f7 F# w7 s" x8 q) q' k! x" r5 pRoe is used as a play on words to describe "row", as in using a boat to "row" to the US.7 L3 w  H+ E* V1 U7 T; x5 F
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The denotation of wade was used, the definition meaning "to walk in water".
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发表于 2009-5-5 21:39 | 显示全部楼层
the first passage is funny. I did not fully comprehend the humor until I looked for the exact meaning of stud, which means: 7 t: a7 p8 k9 X2 j. V2 x9 H6 I/ \
a young man, esp one who is thought to be very active sexually and is regarded as a good sexual partner 小伙子(尤指性慾旺盛堪为性伴侣的).
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发表于 2009-5-5 22:28 | 显示全部楼层
THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR SHARING. IT IS REALLY USEFUL. JOE WANG IS A FUNNY GUY AND HAS ACHIEVED AMAZING ACHIEVEMNET.
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发表于 2009-5-6 06:55 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2009-5-6 08:35 | 显示全部楼层
this guy is really cool.
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发表于 2009-5-6 09:12 | 显示全部楼层
50 percent of all marriages end up lasting on forever。
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发表于 2009-5-6 09:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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不离婚,白头到老
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发表于 2009-5-6 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
50 percent of all marriages end up lasting on forever。$ {' B8 V2 n1 R; ]7 h
怎么理解?
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cyz0116 发表于 2009-5-6 10:12
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我觉得JOE的意思可能是不离婚的比例这么高,(因为他害怕婚姻)可能他离不了婚吧。
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发表于 2009-5-6 11:37 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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我觉得他的意思是离婚率太高了。
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发表于 2009-5-7 19:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
同意朝阳的意见。原来没有认真看,觉着就是离婚率太高了。但是这样就没有什么幽默了,好玩的对方可能是为了迎合一些不爱结婚的美国人。从一而终对一些年轻人是来讲,不一定是梦想,却有可能是噩梦
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发表于 2009-5-8 12:12 | 显示全部楼层
表情僵硬。看第一遍没觉的,越看越觉的离专业演员差好大一截。
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发表于 2009-5-8 21:06 | 显示全部楼层
东瞅瞅,西侃侃.
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