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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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0 i+ c3 W# j! D6 zI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
. [% ]0 T0 U4 f: p6 a' {3 ?* \I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.4 n) c9 z- ]) n& A- L6 N2 [
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
/ |7 m7 s! `+ C) n4 N" NWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
9 B3 s6 a4 B+ Mthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for& d& n% y* J8 a
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same+ g# R$ \) g5 h
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
2 N& Q8 M E) m2 x; `) r2 iThere are some people that are not into all the words.
3 z/ R- Y8 r7 G: j: t1 R- KThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
* Q0 X# C; B2 w5 B9 d4 zThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
H' H0 m; }) W7 j# W% \of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.) ]! i3 C9 w' p# }4 ^
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
* L# A4 A% k; f9 Gto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,) N) W. P" ^( N6 S- z
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?# j4 U0 l% X3 I% I$ i
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,& }! b9 N b1 m5 g y; @2 t( e% i* W
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
" q5 C# S, H4 g/ g4 c" ["Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"2 C3 o6 x' W( V3 H4 E0 s
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul," k8 t+ G& {# M! W7 p" T
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war./ G5 i. I" @; v) \( {4 l3 `1 q
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
& o5 q+ ~. m* U: A: NWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly7 k! p6 V4 _. ~4 }
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
8 C) B, ^( t9 ?1 j- C, pman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a; Y0 { ~* u, p
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
. }* H$ t- [4 t& qsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
& {- P% l. J0 _3 C$ i- f, @Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just- \5 F, C' C# i' e- y& g
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does- y( F; u3 H! d- s
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,1 B8 ]7 e4 G0 Q' h2 e' A) \" O
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
; Q7 F" C7 {$ w9 n4 k. x, s- B, @completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
3 e9 L- T6 F1 j& Vsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and2 K$ Y" [1 W: z8 v
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on! j8 P {6 Y. k7 O1 L2 q# c: r! @
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.8 L2 O% O9 E$ H/ s& a% v& d" } r a
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend* i% }! [9 e: E3 `5 T8 Y" @: A' P
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
' y# ~ t' l; f4 S, f! ~you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
! V" y6 n3 M1 y0 p$ {It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
% D4 v q$ }" N/ X" jother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
( L) C: ?) Y# |! t* f8 R# }' O8 ntogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that8 \ K1 v' ]7 ]) Q
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were; n1 S) y- i3 _0 B: Q+ `
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
: Z/ i5 f6 u6 t) I. Y9 k qdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such8 A/ C: I8 N7 H
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."7 W" @+ }+ Q$ O
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
0 c3 | O9 a- c, Paccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think' e- i' h8 _& G/ e! @" q( v
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
. G6 [ ^6 U, j" Dimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
& R9 q7 R% A4 |. U" H; R, [hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
; R" m" p) g0 ?/ N"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
% D) ?/ C: j# U- othan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
& }9 Z+ k* V# h" {1 Fa great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
7 M3 C d* }3 Y3 e# a; xI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
) }# V; i, ^+ d) U9 x) o Zthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
: g' e( V' W0 x# S& p# KSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."% ?6 y l$ w" Z) s* }
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
9 y; v+ B8 a- ?& x$ \( p. J+ KI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
0 @( I4 F# Q9 i8 a) N6 z5 F. B9 ^circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
V; u/ K- w. M, i7 w hclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,- u+ J8 n! t) X$ r
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
1 X1 B. D( ]) x" P5 kBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.4 f3 K; X% E# V/ r+ q3 S
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock0 ^' x8 k$ J; o3 W2 K& @" Y
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in$ T! u/ @/ A f. V- K' D V8 H
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
9 h1 e4 E# P9 E8 X6 c) G1 j; @Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't4 Y \4 n) J# i/ A9 W
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding( n5 A4 K7 `, ?8 r
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
. V1 C) a( k5 R6 G4 ugoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You4 z& @( {* M S: d# i
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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