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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.) O+ L h$ Q0 r' Y, N
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
6 d& F2 W) U! tThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
0 @: N* s" Y0 K C! I( ? k3 {$ N) CWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
' J1 d4 h6 N. D# L4 S: B& g" rthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
7 x/ Q+ S3 o+ ~0 Zthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same* {+ }- Q+ k9 [8 K a
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.8 Z" w- K4 m6 C$ Y
There are some people that are not into all the words.
3 F' G O% g8 s+ H6 B/ S" fThere are some that would have you not use certain words.7 Q2 b) Y' d, t4 t0 G
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
0 z. {, O2 J" u5 `+ W yof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
7 @% |6 G R: q399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
7 A* q8 Z* _' N% Mto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
9 H3 d3 a+ a v# K. s: KBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?( s0 {3 q& E% t5 S* w
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,& w2 D; A) {6 n
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
5 Q7 ?& N1 {4 @, ~"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
7 y* i% Y0 T7 J6 kThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
% L! N9 x: Q/ G& b; rcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.; J1 x0 J0 v+ c+ A; i
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
, G( ?: u R. HWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly) p# e N; d1 P1 {
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
/ ]* f/ _, @4 a; g, }8 rman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a3 X7 v% _3 n0 R# f5 Y
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
' ~: C+ T; k/ \" K9 s7 \: Jsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,: z% X0 Z9 `. b! Q1 o5 w) H+ b# v
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just4 o/ u2 ^2 b# H2 g
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does Q! O! s- f& ~% I- D% n6 A2 l: W3 C
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
" n0 z/ j: v1 R! L+ M, \6 S/ Xbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
. W3 V' w Q+ J4 Y: F) ~+ Rcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
: i! P+ ^! X; r9 Usome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and+ c' J* y2 `! h3 h
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on* k5 g" S- [! o" v
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.& \% h6 _7 n* x# \3 }; N
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
8 E* ` A- Z% _) Owith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
3 G$ }& M6 K8 @9 ?you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."( D: g4 p8 b4 |5 n# l: N; J
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
, N* f1 n/ K7 S/ i# dother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go7 q' i5 q3 J0 d
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
- H# m! G) v& R0 mPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were- q0 S% T: U- f7 f" l; J% x
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I/ I4 T7 K( K4 l" F+ }* B
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such3 u9 k, h9 W/ y9 s) E! \0 ^! X, K+ g; U
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
. {3 k u$ b9 K _7 }( XAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more. I2 [, M+ |2 w/ [& b
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
" T8 T0 S9 s) ?: \+ O/ yit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very- T" m+ q0 A( N, Q8 r1 r
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to+ L6 g* x+ @% k4 i. W( Y5 H( k
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,$ Z$ E& x2 \3 J1 @+ X1 x
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love( G# |8 W+ C1 h% v. o. n
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
r0 w4 Y% S9 e1 Z# g, la great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
" d- K$ Y, ~! |# X1 y' }% PI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for; u7 o/ a3 ]! K2 }
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
% T9 r8 T+ K8 s' t: n# _/ j8 uSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow." [/ D7 @* h- F( @
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.# }3 S" |/ T$ v
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
/ p" {$ L( O* q' \9 g9 c/ D* icircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
f8 x4 O8 O" l0 Lclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
: v- F/ O- b5 n: a8 T( m! Kand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.* L. [8 y2 P% ?6 I. P' `9 m& A
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
/ q# e V: ~ d- M: x) M' T2 uRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock: P# @/ T4 ~% g
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
" r- ]# N6 g0 O5 e0 ~9 W/ y R) b3 Pthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
! H' ^9 g* u$ D) m. fKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
0 Q2 o3 D+ A. t9 isay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding- Y8 k* g' ]! V! ^* V
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
- v7 L6 S+ ^5 O( F/ x* }5 ~+ F6 y3 i; K0 i3 Bgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You' @2 b" D1 P, ]" F
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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