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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.- R. N/ o6 x5 ^% ^
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
7 M' o0 g) r2 c: K& R% ?I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.3 ?& I' L& ~7 \
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.1 [; X' I% X r1 J' ^
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
& }1 ?* N+ v: S8 d% m, x5 B6 {5 pthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for o# c Q3 s# |& U& F; ]
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
8 i) b! _3 m& u2 f5 F$ Wwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.- O2 i8 q% U- n$ ?1 s9 k3 x* \
There are some people that are not into all the words.
7 p% T* @8 i8 U5 cThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
$ ~. }. m; u. P4 ~" q% ~There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7) _% @- O! i: s. p% J) ]
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is." Z% g5 z! I. `# t, }3 O. z
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
, V/ V: a2 J- H: d% oto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,; n3 D+ P# I4 n/ S7 I4 j/ q
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?; J7 x+ t) T. ?9 Q( z1 D: r# \
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
: [4 Z. t; T1 s1 `' @& eand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?% S; I/ A8 \. a0 [, {% N; T
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
0 r. C8 s/ L, y( u& D( h9 c2 A: ^Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
4 ~/ j$ F2 B7 n j$ U8 zcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.( M/ k* E" r4 W0 V8 Q
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
: A* X; B* ]9 `Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
7 D$ x! P; p* w1 ]6 w6 P0 Jsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
. o, w/ d0 ~* @! j Tman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
8 p7 d9 o: Y3 h k I. Hsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
. X* Y# ?8 l3 ?* p3 tsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
' F# ^7 ]( z0 dPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
( O" u7 k$ Z& W! F4 sOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
3 U+ d& v5 D# o H& Xnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
" H; F s4 n( o% G$ L7 abut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
1 H: F# Q, i9 L; J0 Kcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
4 b! t4 u8 ]7 ]9 X9 ~/ y7 e- V3 usome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
, p( q* r7 ~: s1 j/ SMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on$ ~8 q) C: I v, @* H& R- J* t3 I
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.9 A# [* V: |% A% b- b
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend3 W+ y- y8 x7 X# u# b
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
$ @$ f, P# x9 A4 Cyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."5 J% ?+ k& T4 p; u$ l
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the( W8 \, z- r8 l) ~" O3 o% q& t5 x6 U
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
0 s4 w& Z% ^# k- a. [together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that. Z! Y n1 G9 \: X5 O, G5 o6 Z( C
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
$ }, p. {2 Q* E. U2 H: \certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I$ l# {" Q7 ]5 V/ a8 P W( v" G
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such* U$ e: s1 _5 g |3 t5 g3 x0 W3 m
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
, V! |* k/ t6 Y- e) M7 CAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more1 q4 h( U1 {6 K" C
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think9 U) m/ ?- J; ]7 M
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
+ ~/ D$ ^( b# a$ F8 |imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
/ |) W8 x; l3 a- ohurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
5 `7 _4 ^6 `) @ V9 |1 E0 D"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
, u8 e9 G/ `* y ^2 d1 Z6 sthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is" b E, `6 r4 a' r
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but4 a" a; ^$ ]$ V' @; N& i
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
, L9 E& C- X7 n) Wthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
9 f' w3 Q6 [ M% ?! |Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
0 V0 E' E, `/ q, {) p9 ~! RSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
. U* }' h8 G5 aI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any' ~& {, K3 I. O4 N. Q
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even) q% j1 L* y& h+ i
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
' H/ Q0 R, b/ N% Tand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
; B* Z; `7 |4 @: NBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
+ p. j3 H: e6 N* U( CRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
' I$ X4 n, x% P# C9 y9 \; B5 VCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in% C$ c* Q. _6 R: _
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for) |8 T; N! D @* J; `8 M
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
, Q R7 G8 x- ~- J5 G, fsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
4 o$ V& _# P" r" Lthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that: |' d2 K4 ?1 B
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You( x# E4 O! g s+ x2 z3 g3 \
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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