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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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5 l L2 `, l' w ?. c, }I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
0 ^9 i: E/ A6 [ [I want to tell you something about words that I think is important., W( \: g' s4 g% G
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
2 ?. x+ j8 ~: y% y" b* Z- X4 L: JWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
& I% B6 i" N2 i0 C" Sthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
# t7 ^- V- ~; r1 }+ Xthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same) s" Q" i& y/ S6 F
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
% {- Z. y+ w- |+ ?, dThere are some people that are not into all the words.# _- G3 ~" W# }5 I! g8 r# q
There are some that would have you not use certain words.5 ?6 m) z6 V) h& S- n
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
/ q, P; l4 R& B2 w8 S0 a$ |& iof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.4 T/ ?/ O& y( T
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
2 F: i7 N5 ^% Q) D( |to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,/ M/ r) T7 I+ E4 w
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
: b' }+ c1 Z. R5 V1 k6 b"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,+ [, P; ]) v& O- S
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?7 M# Z6 Z( v' X- {9 i
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
: Q2 w; Q3 N5 M& i7 u5 i, r# JThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,# t- r9 h1 B4 _1 t3 o9 w
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
7 ~2 |; T# [" f8 X"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits" Y) ?% C' ?; |. x2 i; Z
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
" I. l9 j+ G7 ?- m5 Zsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
1 F& F R9 x2 B+ [0 v8 g4 w$ x, X( aman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a; a* R! P) C; M; K! o6 m. ] I
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist2 T6 A6 s; |& _ W( a
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
3 U5 S, G# l B; E8 Y, O, HPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just& l' `9 X5 F2 H& ?* _/ P% C
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does( k+ d& A2 x4 x. R& P3 z
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
( y" }1 M$ I' f/ Kbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not- X- `3 [/ U' I; b r! Z x
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why1 C! |/ g3 P2 N. L- y
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
3 J0 E: w4 s( U6 cMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on9 p& a+ y& `2 @* U; O) L
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.& y5 ^& L( \. a q# `
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend9 h" J1 K: L& ^" V& X. c% o1 M; \
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at; k5 g ?( s) [+ }9 d8 B( i
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer.") }6 P9 L4 \9 P
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the2 n8 Q/ I* w, M4 ]2 u
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
/ A+ }/ l: M6 v2 w6 V! ^together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that; p+ C6 J/ L' O' } n5 [/ s5 A
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
- }, s# m. b6 h& O0 H+ Zcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
+ n" v; I* z8 `; A* k# ^" B# {, l Udon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such+ s. N1 E$ e! k7 Q9 e! q
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
0 o. i+ m: k: a/ |! ?6 q' aAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
h% K* x. R3 m' y% D5 aaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
1 X8 H3 j1 U% tit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very1 ]1 q) q. h# K7 b& @% |( E# u B# m" l
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to% p9 |4 A6 [; E3 p' S: g- x, Q
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,7 p: M8 T7 U$ k
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
( W2 I& |) G% zthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
3 H j3 F5 ]! K' w |a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but1 Q" W, _7 [+ P% E' N3 o6 F
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
/ j1 S1 y% H% ^* hthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,# T' O3 ~3 b* {2 G/ _/ }
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow." w* G" a& v$ a9 X1 p, w
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
# s0 I3 x; P( y1 qI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any! @4 c; r& J! Q, O% o R
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
0 Y5 e; y& {5 u: ^; ~" p2 k) Lclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
/ `4 y7 f# {$ Zand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.+ {5 \; |, H) D; J! \
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
' G+ K/ c9 x$ oRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
; _4 l, a3 x* m1 v' |CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
8 ^3 H% ~2 q+ G. X* F1 g4 Ithe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
$ V8 I' C. C; |+ E- q) uKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
% G1 W- i# m- Q+ F* i8 f, |" j" Usay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
* _5 c" P8 _1 _( a- H. ~9 _4 O) Ethem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that- K4 O+ E# g0 n' z) |: O; n8 i
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
: N+ ~* F# Q3 P& @; vcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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