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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.! E0 d% Z* V4 O& u% u
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.5 Z# v' M B8 M$ n$ X/ y
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.9 {+ B. c- a/ z4 k, T7 {
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid./ P# `- h6 N4 T. k
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for0 ^; f. u2 u0 d, C q( f
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same6 w8 h; W' ~3 w) [
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
2 c( n3 y2 b! @: N7 RThere are some people that are not into all the words.+ z+ Q" a: ~- I
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
& m+ c) i. F; MThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7, P4 G. @3 w8 M- m$ W- {& [
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
/ O2 A+ M% g& G4 g. H5 s399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous4 o4 t# E9 s3 j: d: i/ @9 l
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
' h$ C3 b9 ^, eBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
! X" `0 ]# c3 h6 B+ K"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,. h; P7 P$ [' r1 O5 j
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
' k. |2 i; g: Z8 `! \/ n"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
# d2 _+ Z( v+ }5 Z w* MThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,- P$ ~$ h' P$ \. o& p- |( e: g
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
3 |; N# E' \& t R i( O! n6 Y5 r5 n"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
* G) J0 o& O+ bWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly5 H* |7 x! x& i- n% Q8 O
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,) ^8 }7 J9 N/ _) w$ }
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
1 T* K+ G$ n% q: A. I) Gsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist" }/ \, C4 ]; z% T; {8 o* Y
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
; X7 z4 R' T$ Q, y. f( YPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
: S& Y% O6 d9 K( N) AOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
6 C9 m9 i! l! ~/ Pnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
0 z% u# Y# a( ~) J7 Z( g; Ibut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not+ R! ?! ^ L8 z I' N2 Y
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
" H/ t7 Y- R: _some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
" u) ~& `8 t5 R% P$ `! |MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
: s" f& ^ m. _there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
" `3 k* k; ?* u: L; h- i3 uI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend- m% Y# U2 g. G5 l" X/ T3 q3 c
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at2 t* l& l( e" N
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
9 u# m2 W$ ]# J0 q5 u, D0 AIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the( ]) |' b8 p2 m% _6 ?' _$ Z! @
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go1 i- O( I% D9 k C% A
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
5 T" ]' W3 A8 |$ TPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were, ~) b7 M& Z' M9 D. A& b8 Z1 s6 F
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
/ W' |2 V8 h4 z& M- tdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such- r. W: `1 C$ j! J
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
7 ?+ K8 |0 [/ r$ x* E& pAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
; ?1 X6 t i: x! ?& s/ saccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think1 U8 {/ {" ]+ l) g: b5 P
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
$ L. f* ~; J0 L+ B Q. Rimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to9 j/ ]: E$ L2 N& |: G' T* [. b
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
' ?. z& m' P4 g0 O6 `"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
/ c/ H+ v( U6 o Z% Kthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is# `5 L& f& m* {, y- k! Y, M- |' \
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but" h7 L6 [2 f) F5 n/ `2 s
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for7 k( l4 ~, D# @! a/ p: t" g0 N
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
5 }8 R' l: o9 A5 V- dSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
( O0 a8 g& @- X9 U4 GSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
1 u1 K5 S( m d% Q3 G5 y9 A) K* v% x! ?I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any6 M$ k+ I' h) E8 n- Y" d/ Z
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even5 v# ^. j# I* d0 {3 M' N: X! o+ r
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,( Y G9 `2 l. c8 v W% k+ O
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
% Q6 f% [1 m( e1 s. F) E# BBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
/ Q- J0 g/ y2 Q% {Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
" t" X% A) S6 uCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in) D" l, a0 G0 b: @6 N, J
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for$ u3 |, q% g R* D( @* A1 y9 a
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't6 k4 r# c* C- Z" N8 M9 o
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
; s- n, q' T: y; z ?them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
3 Z6 H& n) @6 @3 ^3 `. O# w9 wgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You! @( [( d% q3 `& d( {6 ?* [
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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