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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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! u2 l; Q+ W! J4 EI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
4 r1 U, K7 H$ a: c6 AI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
3 V7 f( q& q$ e% R1 x+ G% \9 YThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.0 ]! f% ?, D$ ]; M* e. U$ W/ K% X8 f w
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.; f* q( {. r! C5 Y9 v6 a
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
4 P! g6 V& s" u: x# }- G7 uthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same9 e) @2 M6 Q9 L+ ?) {3 Y9 Q- P
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
: ?2 ?: b# N9 |( Q. t9 DThere are some people that are not into all the words.: @3 m( k4 b9 H# B% v
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
6 z6 C6 ]) Z1 m) H2 @) y! fThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7$ v' {, T4 T. F d* {( }
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
1 P2 p2 G$ h. i399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous1 y8 H$ s" k0 T6 g0 X
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
; u) n# y& w* A& n+ ~( T+ iBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
7 m! ^% w4 D, J# V; H# ]; i5 v2 a/ d"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
4 x& v$ i3 v2 O% W; p0 G% gand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?* A( j- k' C: H; {, ~* B
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"! D# v. I. B% l( a$ k7 ]- @1 a
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,6 s$ `* s8 B; H2 M. ]: v* i7 ~
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
c4 B* I# z! f7 s( T"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"% K" q: O& Z- i2 q; Y! Q" {
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly" j0 G* z$ }, E- A1 @! d7 f* G* o
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
& J* Y) V4 b' @0 Z( |' Fman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a R5 q% t( s' f: ~
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
# O7 H. Y3 E1 Y% b7 y; usnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
0 R2 [+ C( t' _: k) @8 g5 [* k* NPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just& t3 G; D9 [ w$ B- Z9 F) s
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
- u* H1 k# w4 }1 @, z `not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
$ t. V% ^; u9 U. g' D( n" qbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not. C7 D9 {: S9 Q
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why0 G0 c1 `7 f8 s. W+ @
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
: a7 |2 c) E% `/ W! s) t/ x/ @; W1 fMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
0 W' c$ \" M: p: S+ z/ ]4 Othere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
9 J2 ]) W* W2 ^+ i1 wI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend) p6 E" y, T1 Y7 ~% C% [
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at9 R8 O* o( x0 N6 p
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
|* ]6 y( n" R4 C; SIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the/ `6 T1 ^& X% p" s# V
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go+ k! v5 U- F' u( d' b# X, c
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that3 ^$ t& n+ p. j: `6 Q, E k
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
) G5 c2 n+ W, Y8 ucertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I a& i2 m& ]! w5 l' J' ~" B. M& k1 z
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
4 u* S# a, l A3 O, wstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."6 a8 u) X" _: c+ y& s
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more# L/ o& n' a# Y: |$ p$ B
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think2 y+ \+ k+ F2 M7 U( s4 E( U& {
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very0 D4 B) r) l# L. x
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
2 f& X! s- B2 N- a. M, i. t! _hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,3 V/ q8 V" g# x
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
( z+ C k: o1 a6 V( ^8 F; r: jthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
M3 }7 _5 J* X" P8 Z9 }5 U4 {a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but- ^1 H' v" \- W0 ~: t
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for8 i+ i4 H5 f! \' Y3 L$ T4 o
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay, |2 Q2 @0 T9 y, C
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."0 \2 k: @ V1 f q2 N+ h
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.7 b, K! k* g3 ]9 b/ G
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
! f8 T; P. `5 }1 t8 m: |3 u4 \! P0 ccircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even$ p) e- ^) ], K/ ^+ U
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,; Y/ O7 N) h; R* O
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.* G6 A4 N7 z3 _& P ~
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.+ Q* ^- b. L. q1 s# P
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
" Q0 `5 U# x9 d+ sCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in2 b1 |- E R- O' r
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for' L% |& m: W' p* j: Q ^' P
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
$ D- C: s% r3 J6 g7 d% esay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
' W0 ` L' ~: V. E7 t$ Bthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
# m8 Q$ i$ D7 H4 v9 F1 r9 Q& Wgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You M0 v4 a+ O' c6 {6 y& Q
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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