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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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' {0 Z- N- n( R7 pI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
2 F+ r4 G' r0 q( J) @1 F6 |I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
# y9 W! W7 ^ H6 _$ ~They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.0 l) F8 E! |# L/ ^& t
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
% i. [ ^: d- kthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
9 p8 y% g( F! Athat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same E, C& J7 U$ Y) B3 I7 E
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.' [. x; f8 U8 {0 L+ i/ ^) f4 o
There are some people that are not into all the words.1 l) c: o/ G% V: I3 ^( E* Z+ D1 ]3 T
There are some that would have you not use certain words.* x, ]6 g. e K& i5 \% ^$ Y
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7. t3 t: ~6 u+ ?( q% K3 x
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
- r; I8 \2 j+ V( s. Y2 X399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous% L: e+ c- V% [& V, x
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,4 A; l# j% @5 g* w6 g
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?. D( M: X8 N) [% ~# P/ m
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
$ v5 i% B1 _' Nand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
1 w7 r. A* a: O( r' s& K"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"/ n$ R* e$ C9 }4 X
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,$ R# C. b4 P$ q8 P2 x/ }
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.$ E- R* y3 v( H; X
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"3 g5 `# v) {# D
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly3 i6 a. s( y2 N8 V
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,1 V& U; x8 q! t A, g8 T0 e/ y
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a9 `; D9 n+ Y( n/ b7 ^# p2 M
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist. c, H; ?+ c# K, z2 Y8 S0 @; t
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,! h; U1 O! v! y2 z
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
1 x4 g( ?. u) Q! EOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does7 c. ]9 ?8 j) U6 C
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
: l O. ?8 X0 Y, \but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not6 E2 ?7 E- e! g% a+ y2 r4 | p& G
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why0 o3 H7 W/ C/ k' S0 L7 D! k
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
! M+ X: G5 m* h/ ?! [MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
, [; S2 X) S2 {9 h5 k' u5 nthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.* u6 |/ w* ]' {/ N
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
8 K! n' e# ]' cwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at0 A: f, v0 t' k6 e$ Q* j
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
5 ^& R( ?! M" K7 @+ lIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
D; E9 t/ f, q0 h9 v8 `! l$ ^( Jother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go& Z7 _+ {7 I1 X
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
1 y' {3 f5 }, hPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were+ f6 I# t* I, P% Q* r1 `/ c2 t
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
- Y' g( J) M, V W& f% Ydon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such8 j! g. a' G- }2 h
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."& a8 x' I4 K. G B: u3 E |
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more6 T# h9 x/ J8 E
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think- V, d6 {: h4 |7 e# s
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very# b; z X7 i" g, l; y0 B$ d
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
, ^' z6 e2 D _& G( }9 A, ] Fhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
/ S3 ]* ]0 M) a* V+ B6 M0 w' p3 p6 }"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
+ Y8 W. a& w; s, ]' B) M7 @than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is) Q9 k& ^. ~ m9 a1 l! d
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but. I: Y0 U3 f$ Q6 k8 F) W h% s
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for7 A" P$ l- q; Y( E: Z: b$ E
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,9 f3 d) z, ~: }7 ^6 M- E, t7 o
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow." x Q) \. |' @+ h
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
0 h" w0 o& P: H6 L3 pI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
P4 ~9 R$ ?: r6 o! I8 N7 lcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even% w& n( w! q* W, ~) Y
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
& T" A# N F5 D0 l) Q. }9 w. uand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
4 y' Z* K2 @3 f1 aBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
6 ~8 ?3 a0 a& H% d$ M s- |& cRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock$ K( F# v4 i$ c; h
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in( X2 v: q. Q' A ~4 P7 ]
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for; I; P( j1 l. ?$ Z2 L6 j
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't1 b; E1 U8 P4 q) t
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
. n5 v/ S7 @& V3 c$ z3 [$ N0 G+ nthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
* h: f4 ?9 k5 j$ Wgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
* M/ f* v$ ]7 scan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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