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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words., x: y3 H7 y! J9 |8 q# t* C* A
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
- K+ j: ?/ b. E7 u' FThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
( [( N2 \1 r; I% |" XWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
5 b5 x; y: d* G, X. v; `# N- ethen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for" x C1 _5 w( ?& [3 [. c( a4 a
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same& ^7 u( o5 Q3 U4 r7 l
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.; k8 ?: a z* `" \
There are some people that are not into all the words.
9 E) y1 l; X& [9 y: W5 Z% zThere are some that would have you not use certain words.2 G/ M( [5 Q* c; ^% t& {
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7' m8 z% O O( ^& |3 r. O6 W
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.8 `. s& v" V8 @- K8 ~
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous+ A0 t( H! r& }/ C7 _! }# X- s* V
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,/ n- s. K) h) V0 C, S2 o. r+ u5 @9 l
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?7 q3 _; R$ S& w+ V( |! d! Q
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
4 ?. G8 K2 B, M, R( a% c4 O6 i8 jand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
, d( K% E U! s" z% @* K p"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
3 b6 v! ~6 Y% g6 ~; B2 GThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,9 g- I' _8 P6 j, {2 K( K
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.$ g7 q& p8 L5 v4 m
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
' K9 s6 S s) v, D* ^4 G8 XWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly5 o6 v3 @# w3 ]# Q2 b* u) K# S
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,% i* m. M: U4 @$ ]1 I; I0 F8 e$ s
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a" }# Q- G; ~" ~ w( ]7 j/ I8 Z, |6 H
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist: J' S. n4 _ ]( R5 d. _4 g8 B
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,$ F/ f: R- N. u8 q# F9 M* `
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
$ l% c0 ~5 A# i+ {, J: |One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
# r# f: G4 Y4 {( M5 U& Qnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
- l8 w6 C/ }3 Ibut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not3 Y( R* x7 G; I2 G+ q: \
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
( |, g2 w3 n3 k9 _' U* u6 Gsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and# A- C- M+ J/ |
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on# e. L; T3 x t! h
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.% `7 q. S% R' E7 b# S
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
5 N: E+ i2 e0 ^with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at# Y3 N/ S. O8 P m+ C1 v4 |- u- T
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."; b3 `1 z% X. w& z1 Y
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the/ c b% L8 x" X( l* }
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
8 ^* d* y8 _& qtogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
" |+ Z1 A) t$ D- ?Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
5 A, c) b p' n# fcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I) v; `) _; S7 S* X1 l1 b9 ^
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
- N7 f3 D: [1 |( j& Ostupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."$ x3 F5 ]* w/ i% k
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more+ ^& Q5 {% c2 l
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think" j; A' {+ @0 @( P! }$ b
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
$ J* g/ c" p! v: }/ P$ e/ j& s3 Timprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
- k$ U7 @& w8 x, x! Y }' g4 e) v" [' U& _hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
: c4 \$ |9 r& L0 @' ^. @/ J"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
+ X2 d2 _, p) l3 m5 L. I6 Tthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
6 a4 z+ h% m# D9 c& r, Ea great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
: O( ?1 o, ^9 T- ?2 mI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for- I$ ]0 D1 u: D: M- X$ u% t
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,1 }- [+ Z& r9 |
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."( t4 E# x- ]% h2 j8 b6 d9 w5 N
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
5 q( _: y8 l5 R5 ]( }I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any/ Q6 A9 s5 H$ x
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even1 L$ p& M8 ~- p
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,9 x& D6 z1 M9 y- O9 z: g
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.: P' [$ W- W1 B! [ r$ s
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
2 f" }4 N; G/ M7 o- W/ ?Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock8 Y$ N1 {7 k" O2 i
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in$ N& I! }* \+ G; C1 f
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
: V4 |0 L, z: O: r3 K, @1 Q! ^Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
8 m Y+ z* @7 z* s$ @$ Zsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding( C$ A- E* {* ^, D/ X
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
n* o% v& g+ w0 v8 h0 [1 ?goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
# u/ p: X# P# U" tcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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