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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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% _# L: F3 o" o0 t2 CI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.# y8 V3 T$ t9 f7 ]7 G
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
5 r, y9 `$ I% K d1 Z2 yThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
" V' X5 F5 N" B& ZWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.* w& m- y% r1 L/ r- d' r9 F6 f
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for' p7 Q3 w5 N% k6 A \* s s
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same3 }, Q/ c* I: U; ~$ {8 }& [
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.0 a8 U S) i2 o; b
There are some people that are not into all the words.
1 `4 C9 u' f+ c2 c# F2 r( OThere are some that would have you not use certain words.# @/ `) E6 H3 m D) B6 Z
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
4 H& @ N- Z% N* F, M _5 Wof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
9 B' h' y4 C# x8 E0 i. G399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
& N& ~5 u) U' kto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
/ [- y2 \9 x b' i8 q1 O+ {Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
3 X! i& r' c) K5 y# g"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,( ~0 _7 B1 v- {) P& K! J/ |
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
% L: Q) X/ j1 b8 r; P# w. n"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"' @6 W7 x8 q6 [3 i) W8 r6 s
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,: v# w& i8 s3 X5 Y8 e+ B$ h* E
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war./ ?, g [1 p7 Y0 V! U& u# ~
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
" }3 r8 c' K) {4 ~" EWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly, D; X j" V/ {4 m G
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,. ~1 e# \2 P& {+ G o9 Y0 C
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a- S/ Y6 m: H* \, }: T
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
; t! v5 t' O3 Tsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
8 a7 b0 ]; j- ?Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just4 A' O9 H; H) h( U& j
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does8 d4 }( p0 M' u
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list, h1 n2 Q0 U1 m6 D5 ^# X
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not3 |8 x+ r2 j- b
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why# I; c* N% w" I p4 t3 X3 N
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and, d+ T1 O, n4 t4 I
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
6 s+ B- i( ]8 [4 h. F; Ithere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.5 `8 O' e2 y, T! u
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
7 _0 ^& m* w, ?* r) qwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at G. U6 E2 X' H: C; z
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer.": A# e4 L: t: h1 i
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
/ l* I* ^/ a' M3 N) V5 ]other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
' W( j- o! m7 k. }) K0 b' qtogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
5 \9 t$ h1 f1 c3 K7 a" O0 d UPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were( q3 G4 D; u' e5 h" \: ?
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I/ g& z9 w0 J/ ^% U
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
8 `# J3 N3 g/ }% fstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
3 `/ t7 K0 @2 {( ?; Z) PAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
" e. ]; _( w+ ^3 taccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
4 J, f2 I0 d. l- P7 Pit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
, G0 ?3 s: v# {* _imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
% l% R. T1 X! R" ]6 khurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,: B- Q o/ R* T% I
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
2 f3 w3 z6 p# i, ]than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is- `. ^% @4 h% Y; c( W
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
: p) \* b. t$ N7 [& A' F. y0 ^4 ^% b0 eI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for8 J; g- V$ j1 R1 f% z v Q
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
- x! [ E' f7 z# p' c4 _1 ESherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
" n$ \% U3 j, U( L S: |2 C6 W; nSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.* |- n0 a, u) _
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
2 n" K4 K( Y5 m4 X7 p, Ecircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
2 U5 R, C% P' ?& Z3 vclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,9 `: v; h) f. Z$ I7 H! F5 X: l
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.* R3 r7 U6 r% @& ?9 Y8 t! [- \! F
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.) G9 J7 N ~. t) o
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock+ u3 l, N' u1 X3 m. S5 @& r- a
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in9 W0 l+ e o, S9 E
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
5 T- q6 ]2 [; e- ~5 OKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't+ F7 S& M# e. f3 r( v6 X5 p
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding& F* U8 s1 [ ^) i9 D2 L2 I
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that4 X; Z2 _3 J* i9 l
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
$ ?: L3 C; y' W0 |can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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