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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.# A- C0 ^& ?+ X4 s- d
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
. V. f# B8 Q# PI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.. Q" X7 Y% i; `( @2 z/ k
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.6 O* B9 O2 x% p6 Z8 d( y
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.2 Z" C; E6 X0 {- t
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
6 s4 H8 J( W. m" R# bthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same7 d) |8 w) w: T! M
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.5 G$ L) P: N2 I3 U& o6 G; j
There are some people that are not into all the words.; {# P7 B; F* h& S& i/ i
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
6 H1 d8 c5 `% ^9 l0 ?* I: H3 X3 R" O& NThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
1 z# L/ h1 C& b6 ]9 xof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
# ~. ?8 H" G/ w) E0 X! i9 `399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous. C( M7 ?8 p# S/ X( L: {/ V# t( \
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
. C2 L/ u2 M% kBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
( V/ }/ I X& Y% F+ ["That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,. Q. ^0 x& E/ c) F! x$ `7 R" X; U
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?. m, [: i" K( D6 m% t7 Q
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
* `& L2 ^1 \' n# n% L$ xThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,% |6 c! G5 ]1 _( k; T
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
2 l, t; J4 S2 X' J. ] X. y"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"9 B1 c: ~# `: ^) C. |) K3 \
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly1 q" e& { W/ D
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
! z. H3 ?0 C7 v% _; D& Cman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a" J2 @2 I+ @% w
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist+ M8 l6 ~, J. H. H; A3 _0 D
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,1 p2 h; X+ ~' f0 t& q3 Q+ V* D/ J
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
" m( }2 D5 _: p9 N6 |One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does$ ^; _6 Q/ R0 t/ T8 n; a. ^
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,2 K( L, x( c! e& P
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not3 z. D! Y- q0 N% R
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why' [& Y4 w! q5 d. V# n
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
. l _% F [4 F0 P. e' c6 K1 rMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on5 k/ T! y: a1 e
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
2 Z9 n# @4 G( C4 zI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
& N3 R% I) d# X, H e/ p- U6 uwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
b& n8 f0 |& S! Q7 N3 zyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."* G( k% g6 o2 U; F t& q4 w
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
* `$ g3 j/ V' Jother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go1 O; L/ }6 x1 ~$ t. C' x8 l
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
4 f+ g& ~! X' X9 f1 x6 PPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
/ o* Q. r" S6 W6 d% vcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I7 \ [1 H) ^( A6 y8 P F
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such; J0 c4 A: S5 z' K% Z
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."" z. Q# w$ q7 h# a7 u
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more4 ^9 ]# }' X' L W$ U8 h
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
4 W+ l) d) n9 v, \: U/ bit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very! _2 |: b, L! n: K
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
# R- _6 I" W9 Thurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,7 S/ l8 h3 J; R9 \3 X9 R
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
* I i* @2 U9 V1 X' t& @than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
. M+ F5 o Q7 K7 G# ja great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
5 V7 j& G9 z QI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
6 k: I( a) x; q' ?1 p* i% Athe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,* W3 V1 {! q! G2 I) `7 D
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."+ k* q9 P# } T/ Y
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
7 {7 X7 c3 U0 RI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
0 X* b( ]1 l1 |* Acircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
' Q0 l" s1 w/ s$ U8 H& [clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,6 S, f" P4 w4 j
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
7 F: e/ e& P: [$ vBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.3 d/ O+ p0 ^! j; p/ v! P
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
* B8 `+ i' X# d1 {$ F- wCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in% h0 c- p! X: S
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
: D9 v3 p) {6 B2 P/ B% ~0 p4 y3 k# [Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't3 M/ w% _$ q- F& c
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding; D* n# k R: R: x- l8 H- {6 Y ^& S
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that/ C- `) L8 j, |
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You) O; P' w2 R8 m+ u) g4 c
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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