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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.2 z5 _/ t/ f7 C; s
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
?7 x7 l# [2 _They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
0 b$ i& R1 I( f0 zWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.! v h: j* U* K- o8 E$ W
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for) H; ?% X3 i! |+ K$ }4 }7 C
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same; B+ U* [" t. x4 {
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
1 I0 P0 A9 p( c ?" o( a1 O& zThere are some people that are not into all the words.$ h% G) |- K7 C0 m& G/ q2 S
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
; |7 E" b! t# R3 E5 KThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 78 i. k% P9 S( P" d8 C
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
7 u4 s( s$ W. A399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
, _' h2 H: l- Kto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
_* m1 g. H5 C. qBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
( A6 P$ r3 f6 w( e1 u4 G"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
0 r# f! C! C+ |" Gand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
. j7 Y+ s \% _. K8 X F"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"0 }4 `2 J7 m% Q( f2 U
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
f. P' [) O C% c+ _curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
/ r( y3 ]0 P, z8 a! \% ]: D"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"6 L" Y: o* X3 r! B5 l/ A
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly' l1 D/ E' _/ E* i7 {1 ^5 Q7 g! e
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here," V+ H6 ^& j2 a' E" J7 ?
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a M9 }" x, d4 B
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
+ Z1 a: A% l; x! N1 Psnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,2 j$ m+ k1 a! B* X! z; h
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
3 s1 F5 \7 l8 q" Z9 FOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does5 a* C3 h$ x; g/ O' \0 S3 b
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,: z/ G; b# r% k4 A; [2 [1 ~. T! V' v
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not5 m: z. u1 \- i6 s7 d* i
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
7 i H7 v) B3 [( |some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
( ]3 S7 o3 K0 ~# i6 Z1 kMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
. i2 n% m! J: o9 M9 m. N+ L: }there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.8 y9 J0 \" D& r' S/ D& M1 X5 S
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
9 k/ Y0 ~* t# c$ X8 s1 l- ~with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
2 g1 W! L: g- M) vyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
& p7 T- p, q9 L5 A8 {It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the" s- E; Y1 u8 t
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
' y) N' b: x- _; S/ [$ |! ktogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
' _; C6 S7 {) z6 WPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were2 `# d, }, a9 L3 Y+ V2 j4 \1 ^
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
& c+ T! h% e" |' C, t2 Tdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such0 }( f( m; F( h6 I/ x
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."9 S/ _+ A# B: h1 O1 _
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
' c2 F: ~3 C( x/ ~& jaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think E8 _$ \( b6 N+ g
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
/ l: n* _+ y" R6 f# h# o! x- uimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to% N$ _7 R$ i: K& q1 U) n
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,4 f5 t" H! L1 D
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
, K; M/ V" Z/ |" A. t& Pthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is1 W( M) @/ Z3 q
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
" L$ D& K% t+ y6 i% [- QI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for" G; c: T3 _, ^; ~; s$ u
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
: L1 y: `. `" A6 N9 f7 YSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
* H/ x; }2 t d9 s/ U6 VSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.( ^' ^! T+ x, e& f8 f2 ? m
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any% X9 w, [' W4 {- d7 Z! M$ e
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even* S9 ~: F) ?3 w# P
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
( ?0 A) ^% k# U- d' b- A3 D U6 ~and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
1 M7 e* B2 l% t/ j$ |But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.# a: h% e$ f: }# A0 U& d3 @
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
# S( c r# W* D# R" o Z; rCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in# n! K! a+ R0 x, d* U
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
; z3 E. ~ i) n4 v0 h' A* e+ D0 F+ sKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't* X3 u8 x- [$ R0 ^
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding: d/ q% y4 ~, _ i1 M. j
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that2 ?! ^; z5 C1 ~% J9 @+ R- P
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You+ M ?* \4 m- J8 U3 ]% _
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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