MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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next life backwards!
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4 p( y" [* q' n) [2 Y# p( KYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
. k6 m/ h0 b% f( ^3 J' v! ~feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
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0 v$ {- s+ ^1 m9 M4 a$ dseveral years enjoying your
8 h# A( h+ |( ~# hretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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% [! a1 o( R1 N$ |When you start work,
% @4 _9 T7 u; b- ?+ yyou get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or
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- g. [) v" `4 X1 M1 M+ uyou're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.

As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.

You spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
5 w: E7 b2 ?2 r2 D3 i7 Ccon ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.
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2 {9 Q" {3 }: x4 A/ mUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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7 Q3 z) R* e6 r( E: }I rest
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billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!