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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE
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7 S) ]4 @7 G' X6 EI want to live my0 X/ F8 G  {, P) u  G+ y3 p% C! {8 D
next life backwards!' {9 N) s+ J& i0 v4 z* E5 X' ]* d$ |
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You start out dead and get that out of the; [7 A) o! r% T2 t
way right off the bat.; y& h; k% y% w) [( V( v3 O; M! Q

( i8 U1 w: C  T6 ?Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home+ ~* D# @/ ?3 F1 _+ a
for being too healthy, you spend8 O  D$ t' F. G4 a! P6 K4 I
several years enjoying your
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When you start work,$ Y% o- e# `3 _: E: M  ~* [
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or/ T7 ~4 Z" ]* d
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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& j" ?+ A& Z) g4 g4 MAs you get even younger, you become a kid* H! l0 X/ ?+ r
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+ p+ a6 p/ a2 x% ?  l% y# EYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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5 R# R+ \9 i- I) |You spend
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.! o3 ^3 e: J- d' M/ h
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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