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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE( l' K' \& q1 P8 U8 L# W. ?; M7 h2 }' J
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I want to live my. d8 X- e# F$ {
next life backwards!- @5 V& T; g! G. ~6 _& \
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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feeling better every day.
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$ F9 J; F( }$ _; N! j4 VWhen you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.7 h5 x% ?; [% B7 @$ X8 C( `1 z( [
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When you start work,6 d  W) p" o  d
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or7 S7 Z6 q& F5 Y/ ?/ p( {6 N+ D2 n
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon. a4 M' |. K( L
you're too young to6 p. ?2 v* b# o7 [3 [6 b, f
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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( K3 T: j# @  N, K+ f1 D! ~: r9 Z( P7 k7 nAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no9 F# |+ C% B- `6 b$ n
responsibilities.
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) T* t. T3 \8 n! p9 {/ j/ uIn a few years, you become a baby and
; `/ }% E- Z; f6 Q4 I! Ueveryone runs themselves ragged
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You spend
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spa-like. h* y) b2 ~$ t7 |( Q  u
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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