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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE: w0 f7 @3 v, ?. N# x! i1 I
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I want to live my
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way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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4 @( N3 X' C- SWhen you are kicked out of the home6 ]8 Z/ ]2 G2 Z; H7 _- }
for being too healthy, you spend
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& Y. z! C6 h1 u1 g7 AWhen you start work,
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You work 40 years or
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work.
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and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid5 H& u2 A8 h  ^" d. P" S8 s* _- A
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no+ ~, O% P1 F' X+ c, u
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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You spend
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con ditions: central heating, room service on2 p- i9 A" L; S9 l/ P$ S4 c
tap.4 q( b! h" M# R- f+ X7 N) `

, u; |; S% |: z7 \9 x5 [Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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