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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE9 p, `, T' s  R7 K0 w, T
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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) C; K9 w, P7 B' W* U% E$ ?When you are kicked out of the home! z4 m# E( I' _( F: t3 k. A+ Z( ?
for being too healthy, you spend2 ?7 o* {/ \7 @# @# _" e
several years enjoying your
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When you start work,2 _3 s$ t0 W5 D7 B4 s
you get a gold watch on your first day.% S) o+ j( x& c  G' T

0 Q3 L; W8 k$ E, ^* lYou work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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* }8 s& g1 j: Q% z3 LSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,* d! }6 V8 Q1 W2 w4 @- j0 U
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no0 D( ]8 d8 W% l7 {. Q
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.' g2 M; ~- g+ ?( o
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You spend8 K0 c$ J! S0 l0 N+ }/ {
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on8 c3 j6 Q; Z6 C7 [& Y$ |+ l
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I rest
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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