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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my% v& ]2 z# Z& Q, R4 P
next life backwards!
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4 N4 E, J& Q( N8 X1 ?, d% vYou start out dead and get that out of the# F) {9 V$ k% ~
way right off the bat.  s4 j' n; R& }# a+ l
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home3 {* ]2 c" v0 R& a
for being too healthy, you spend( E* m. E) h" O& X% h
several years enjoying your! P. x& ?- w. m& q  U% s
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
' }. J3 I4 T7 _you get a gold watch on your first day.
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% t" r+ V1 N0 TYou work 40 years or
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work.
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2 Y( @# h% @* N0 {/ s" WSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
7 Z, N7 O% |- i: u" z& jand party.
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3 o/ S9 A+ ]: ]4 C5 n6 |As you get even younger, you become a kid
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' Q0 k8 C5 p9 t. m0 FYou go to elementary school, play, and have no3 H* d# X' d$ z" C
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9 x- L( O8 H# f' h6 y* TIn a few years, you become a baby and
; I4 y' Q! o$ ~: I4 Keveryone runs themselves ragged1 g2 w% D% O1 z  M
keeping you happy.3 [$ V$ E9 Z9 Q- Q6 P0 S
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You spend
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spa-like
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.+ Y, B7 W, ~6 R: d: f
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I rest
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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