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MY NEXT LIFE( X( ^ \9 W7 W6 Y/ P
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I want to live my' G0 T0 F' N% R; l; H; f
next life backwards!
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! @0 Y: o1 e( I3 r, @You start out dead and get that out of the( X! N; C* s* D$ \) _, _% s8 |
way right off the bat.4 W; X3 O0 h. f8 V8 P! l
( G9 o1 d4 ]. n! lThen, you wake up in a nursing home
3 _% R: K+ {5 C) p: Xfeeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
7 ^1 R- M/ N8 tfor being too healthy, you spend5 l# X2 r6 p# v+ W! N/ y
several years enjoying your
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/ O& v( m/ j) R" E2 IWhen you start work,
9 S; q- A0 W, o5 m( Iyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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- U- n" ]. y0 ]& H- s6 }8 o+ s% }, vYou work 40 years or2 ]* x8 }) E' G) ~0 r: `2 F) l! U
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon7 V3 ~ l) W* {6 _
you're too young to7 p7 m7 U0 x# g
work.. d* R; u# [: l$ `* t& M- X7 W
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,7 [$ x3 D; V4 B1 }) S4 e
and party.% c5 K" d0 R3 ~: M: ? G
3 k2 S' c: n! C) o* U% O/ AAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no+ v5 i4 J1 k4 P3 e) {3 M/ K: U$ i
responsibilities.! t8 {2 Q1 [3 Q/ S. E6 b2 H
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In a few years, you become a baby and" T6 |" J5 ]. j# D7 B* D6 I0 x& q
everyone runs themselves ragged
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/ T7 ^' |2 N Q ]5 Z% Z9 SYou spend6 ^' F8 y# N6 _7 U, b
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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0 R/ e5 V) v3 M$ J/ D( Y E1 EUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm./ M. K, @1 _ _% k' ^5 o
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I rest
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