MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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' a% W0 G5 M* W! V3 ?! v) FI want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
" R& _$ K" Y( n0 G6 Rretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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7 e' `  U2 n0 a2 c0 pYou work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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9 N4 k3 I3 ?" O1 _  b: \9 z5 D6 cAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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' Q( o. ~, O1 F' e4 D6 @- e' aYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and
( z5 b* ~" a1 S' Aeveryone runs themselves ragged
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8 y, V( I, _# l3 CYou spend
- I0 B1 ^# x# e+ B4 xyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.
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0 k+ p3 W, S4 ?' e3 oUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

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my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!