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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE9 D7 l! V5 @; O4 O9 D

. P0 I5 k: H  i) hI want to live my" Q/ S% n9 j% A8 B  ]0 u, {
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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& N# Y/ r3 {5 }/ y( [0 KWhen you are kicked out of the home: {0 j- ?& T% k& i2 N+ H/ x
for being too healthy, you spend# U8 L; J, Q: `1 |$ K
several years enjoying your
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When you start work,
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. R# K+ i$ i/ _5 l/ {4 ^You work 40 years or$ z" S6 s  ]  R8 |/ E. M' [
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon8 U* R9 z1 ^- R; w  E- M$ v
you're too young to
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/ \; c. w8 w- g9 l" |So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,6 c! Q' q6 e9 s" T' M
and party.  Y1 `! D1 J' I4 a* x% M

4 {5 S4 A) Q/ y3 o8 \" e3 l1 v- XAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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1 q5 }1 b% R8 ]0 V/ m3 ~* e6 HIn a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.
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You spend( I5 d' k/ A( ], F7 y* T4 f( J0 ^
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,' Y, M6 o# l8 G( k0 e3 q" H, M& {
spa-like
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1 w9 U7 J7 p+ Y3 K7 C4 ~( [Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.5 l2 s, l( O0 F4 b: D
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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