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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE
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+ F4 c& \6 g% e4 L, yI want to live my
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' e! J4 O0 i6 T5 M! Z9 Y9 KYou start out dead and get that out of the4 v6 g' I" G+ j/ Z: `3 K7 a8 |
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
7 b& H( z5 ^2 D5 z$ K: C! ufeeling better every day.  a" R, c+ E/ D/ @

; r- d  U, T# p& @: ZWhen you are kicked out of the home
, Q7 d) o5 P" p) Vfor being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
+ I( i; c$ N: ^6 gyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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" x- h8 I2 q8 b& v/ }! Q8 AYou work 40 years or, T% u7 l- U5 S$ P9 _5 i
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon) A; L2 Z* \" x4 H
you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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! ]& z$ ^+ I0 R' NAs you get even younger, you become a kid% f- G# q5 m. d* o
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no/ @; E( f; i1 B3 w2 B1 H
responsibilities.
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( q$ @0 [- w6 RIn a few years, you become a baby and
3 w$ C2 B" m: e3 B$ Q5 Deveryone runs themselves ragged" Y- P. V) x( d1 T! n1 t
keeping you happy.' f4 r9 s6 v1 U6 q# ^4 r' g; p, e

' G9 e, d* v  k6 A4 F3 r5 PYou spend
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con ditions: central heating, room service on3 c3 y1 j. ~) j9 w
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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" p* h1 Z9 ]/ d( jmy case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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