MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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; M$ z4 m+ W' g& T3 ]& DThen, you wake up in a nursing home
& T! X! Y; z/ ?3 F0 g1 Nfeeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
( |$ ]" k  l( U, \! Efor being too healthy, you spend
( ]! x* j6 m/ `% U' X8 a* fseveral years enjoying your
# e6 c: s) e. }& Q* Lretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
% @9 M% K) Z* h+ Q0 vyou get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or
% _! a5 V9 e) l+ I  f; B; hso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
work.

So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.

As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
$ ^+ G1 o$ n, `% Z# j2 f. Tresponsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and
- q9 U/ J3 i. @8 veveryone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.

' P0 `& i# a3 d4 r6 UYou spend
2 M) N4 Z, y# m. g) \9 V1 p- pyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
$ i9 o2 q3 G: z1 Ocon ditions: central heating, room service on
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" Z# M1 d  a7 y0 v4 V: pUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!