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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE- [& }' M. b9 X" K) c) g1 D$ ^4 h
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the' j3 o3 B. B) q: V5 q. K! c
way right off the bat.
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/ A& G0 I7 k) k( R8 }( }Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home% [. b  L/ o- V0 y! B/ A
for being too healthy, you spend
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When you start work,
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You work 40 years or7 L1 b: P" t. ^/ J, y6 Q
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon, R6 I  o2 W2 c$ r4 C' T9 p7 x
you're too young to
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/ y; k: b4 x  e6 _2 z" V7 e" bAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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You spend
( d# K: O$ H9 dyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,0 I! v+ ?- p* _( C9 ^$ p
spa-like
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tap.
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9 R! K: F  T+ q2 l* pUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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