MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my
# _. X) V$ ?9 V5 e1 m& b+ |  j% M0 Xnext life backwards!
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( y% R3 D. Q& G) s  l0 EYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
' j, ^1 t/ A9 Q3 \0 U* W/ N2 efeeling better every day.

" K' W1 @6 O# Q& r+ k9 SWhen you are kicked out of the home
, H  `) O' t% Cfor being too healthy, you spend
. e6 Q. o9 m6 O8 z3 Fseveral years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
) a$ Q4 O4 i# C, N9 wyou get a gold watch on your first day.

6 A6 E" A6 A- y. IYou work 40 years or
# T# ]5 h4 R1 Z$ B( {3 w, x/ iso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
again.

* l/ L2 u6 k" K- X- i8 cYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
, \, `! i2 Y* D* k5 z7 Lresponsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.

You spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
: U' s9 F+ z: K! D2 G2 Qspa-like
" t9 j" T. ?& q/ p& X% Zcon ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.

Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!