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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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, \! q9 f1 ]: kYou start out dead and get that out of the2 T& G( G. H. o  R# c! ?( j9 _5 y) X
way right off the bat.0 Q, Q. O+ N' F

0 u* O9 {6 h" n  |* k# MThen, you wake up in a nursing home
' v0 _( B, D9 Zfeeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home  [5 H) h/ |! ^. w" _4 m
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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$ u+ }9 ]/ m* }( F) D6 rWhen you start work,1 H3 Y+ n! U2 V* o. D
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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3 V, T' Q% R) L- w5 bYou work 40 years or
9 o1 r) F, b1 `0 i. [5 I+ j9 K4 Tso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
5 h& R& N; T7 I4 qyou're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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% T+ j" v/ n+ G9 J2 D0 [3 d8 H- aAs you get even younger, you become a kid* y6 \% q9 i/ v
again.
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% z* y, h* Y! |; b. bYou go to elementary school, play, and have no9 f& o- o0 q4 I. E& b
responsibilities.6 C7 |1 G7 X% M% ]% q

1 F0 c: ?+ U; H0 u- I/ e" ?$ pIn a few years, you become a baby and
% k+ r; |# O; Beveryone runs themselves ragged+ D; J0 i- _& t4 y7 K, {
keeping you happy.! B/ C" O: c/ E' A, ]9 ?+ T' Y
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your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
, \+ M3 |- C- I( R9 vmy case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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