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MY NEXT LIFE
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2 u0 |! L0 F& G) w, SI want to live my! a6 M7 t& R' K: R5 r/ K; n! U$ F
next life backwards!
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: o M* l8 `# b% ^0 q6 R v8 h. EYou start out dead and get that out of the9 A$ f: d Q' ^$ B: U( j
way right off the bat.( ?7 v* S8 Y1 G( k
^- b6 h' I u7 _' ^, ^Then, you wake up in a nursing home2 |) S" H$ E- |- V) L9 I" N
feeling better every day.6 S) {) b7 j3 d/ R- r% C
2 t4 I6 W+ Y: n0 O$ b3 M. {When you are kicked out of the home, a( z) m- ?8 I- S9 s; N0 F$ f
for being too healthy, you spend' U: P, V5 d% a" U, a* q" P
several years enjoying your
5 @+ g4 r$ F" T7 q- t4 v6 |3 xretirement and collecting benefit checks.' I+ l9 [" f9 B* l0 R
8 U. d7 g6 J d; [: _+ VWhen you start work,4 s+ S8 r7 g2 N2 ~ a/ o7 V
you get a gold watch on your first day.. C9 V& e5 _4 p7 ~% ~/ H* {
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You work 40 years or
; `, A: P: I: w( m7 S$ }% u# Eso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
4 v& g. J) F9 z1 S6 Kyou're too young to$ j) D7 G' Q7 R0 M5 k
work.9 P) |- {3 U5 }9 q9 U$ _" j& t
3 b" Y% P# J0 i0 C6 SSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,& G; j1 o( t. d; i
and party.1 O, o Z2 P) y
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As you get even younger, you become a kid, s" |# f7 L6 {8 f
again.
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9 N# d3 M" O, v0 y: ~2 ~5 ^0 ~You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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2 G1 y% Q1 C6 f8 M" A4 y% qIn a few years, you become a baby and5 H9 [, C7 o* Z. H" e4 d
everyone runs themselves ragged
; b+ n0 i# m% Y) C" ^/ _- Hkeeping you happy.$ }3 G% j3 K% ]) D4 o+ z2 p! H3 R
' ^! o' ?+ e; _( AYou spend
7 `: d" ]) q$ v8 c5 z$ w# Pyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on4 d7 _! x% V' o9 q+ W2 E) C# W
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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1 B6 W) v0 o4 P; U/ z8 j$ W& Smy case. |
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