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MY NEXT LIFE# a; p$ I4 N a: w% d5 a
' X; @8 J6 W6 F6 A9 e- q- A7 t* f1 nI want to live my% H% w o! O, x2 i T P7 j6 q
next life backwards!4 {- U' I1 j0 W4 d
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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j) }( R. ^# M! h7 v' }- t" W* }Then, you wake up in a nursing home/ u9 y; N; x- b( h2 v l9 p! m- m
feeling better every day.3 X( I" }) d" g' N& i& [0 d
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your" }4 J& j/ p, s M% u" W
retirement and collecting benefit checks.' t+ \/ b% U2 z0 w+ C& P& p
8 O* s9 u( \3 Y% {9 u- l# _/ T) _1 h; c% KWhen you start work,
3 P# C) q/ X" b$ y' T0 V9 ^3 Zyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to, F+ z( w: X: F. ]6 R! K
work.
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7 V. [! ~3 ^7 }6 o) CSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid0 z" ^8 z2 ~- }2 S6 n
again.
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9 G$ c; G/ P6 D4 y! l- pYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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- b/ g6 t2 g DIn a few years, you become a baby and$ h3 V8 Y' j1 p8 W+ u' F
everyone runs themselves ragged$ S* H. `+ i! J" `
keeping you happy.3 F& M: ^7 d6 c; i1 H
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You spend' K2 c4 i' G7 G: g2 v7 j/ N& W2 G
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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' @* N: l# V- o1 vcon ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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