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MY NEXT LIFE
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4 ^! n& ~) b0 t/ kI want to live my- }6 G, k6 p7 t, q( i
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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When you start work,
4 K P$ g+ o( uyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or6 X* p" n& w- x# n
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,+ H" u6 o) D, N8 R& U, m
and party.! H/ j8 U \2 y
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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) f7 @' y6 q1 q, N; s+ R( A+ G: lIn a few years, you become a baby and! T6 b ~, ?; G3 L6 z/ n
everyone runs themselves ragged
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You spend
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spa-like
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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