MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.
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: T3 I5 Z- t0 K8 o0 i3 MThen, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.

When you are kicked out of the home
9 B% d- o9 h/ q8 e0 r& `. d! q5 Ifor being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work,
' ]1 W' [0 O* v( ~. g4 G; Dyou get a gold watch on your first day.

) V6 @" }' I1 I, DYou work 40 years or
: [, z% x/ c' d3 U% |4 fso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
work.

So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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' c8 j8 o2 b4 t3 B! k) ~; qAs you get even younger, you become a kid
again.

7 ]# F* W5 x) a. ~2 ]! `' kYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
1 }; Q, \& z0 p3 q' R/ h+ cresponsibilities.

$ Q8 V' W; b( G2 o5 qIn a few years, you become a baby and
0 v/ [# w% j) _everyone runs themselves ragged
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You spend
9 ^# |. n+ Y  a2 U' q0 Hyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
" ^: m/ M& S* D" N& dspa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!