MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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0 w7 t9 S, I7 V1 f0 w/ ^' |You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.

" D7 k; Q3 O9 ~( v7 W' yWhen you start work,
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.

+ @9 J' N% s) u1 |+ bAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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6 Y# V- n8 c3 `% ?, eYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.

$ M3 A$ b3 ~* y  e" zYou spend
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.

Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!