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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the" N# N5 M! O, ^* R) x. G$ l) Z* `
way right off the bat.* D7 Y: T0 h: b N1 G
! j4 m) w. p" d5 `6 M: ?Then, you wake up in a nursing home- `; [( D% O8 l' u5 R
feeling better every day.6 D" Q' {' J4 u/ Q! r/ ^
5 l0 `& z( t- nWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your1 L0 l5 E! j: [" p3 r8 p
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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6 P6 \3 F) [6 K+ D7 |$ l" _: X% tWhen you start work,. r4 N* W) R, m+ |. w
you get a gold watch on your first day.4 R, v' \5 `! _, s7 J
4 Z( l: X' `1 n/ q7 eYou work 40 years or4 G* ?- i; K5 x- g0 r% J( ~" G
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon4 K/ a1 W) w3 H# i& W# Q9 I
you're too young to
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# l) o1 u; I9 J" k/ _So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no8 O$ G( F2 F# O4 C1 a5 a. u
responsibilities.
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- U5 N% Z/ Z: Q8 S' pIn a few years, you become a baby and0 _4 t! p& w% F4 _: \5 h/ {
everyone runs themselves ragged+ K; u- y" Y2 d ]9 H. C% E1 A
keeping you happy.( J; z8 ]/ ?, g5 V4 d
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You spend a' m6 U8 x* e9 x" B
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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8 E0 {( Z |4 m; i( aUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.% _& V! N( @- i0 v" [5 E5 B
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