MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my
next life backwards!

You start out dead and get that out of the
6 j' p. O4 y* ]) j0 R8 Oway right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
, |1 j% ?- R/ ^( K( A! Hfeeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
) W  [+ M& u( K) _( w  Myou're too young to
work.

So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.

" H" P/ v$ F8 G+ aAs you get even younger, you become a kid
again.

0 [- ]# k# v/ ^8 G- V& x8 LYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
3 K# Z7 E4 E, Yresponsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and
( c% z4 k7 ~. \- b0 x7 C1 B. D) Heveryone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
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/ S0 [' e% S2 u+ J& k5 oYou spend
+ e5 f) Q9 _1 N  c3 |9 ayour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.

Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!