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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE3 U0 z) E. c* S: Y# I

5 v# f! J" B6 i$ S3 z; mI want to live my: W3 ]# O: Y4 m( k' n* t8 l
next life backwards!: A, ^; C7 e  c. Q0 D
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You start out dead and get that out of the3 I* [3 q1 t! }4 `' a
way right off the bat.
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( m5 @, W8 z* b7 k  v% _' \& y) HThen, you wake up in a nursing home
( u- @9 V# o+ Yfeeling better every day.! e. p; d  d- f4 P9 l; u3 n; M2 g
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When you are kicked out of the home
3 |+ [# h, {8 Z9 p% r  I7 afor being too healthy, you spend/ {6 h& ~! ^4 y% S
several years enjoying your
: U7 G2 ^7 `* v- B7 Hretirement and collecting benefit checks.: K2 M7 F- s+ A1 y4 \4 M6 z
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When you start work,! j2 k  Z% `4 @  I7 q+ |8 G
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
# P0 f9 l! V( ^# G: s) X3 Eso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
5 y3 z2 q  |9 M! @# N5 C( O: uyou're too young to& `* |7 W& u* w2 V
work.0 B$ I: z+ a) ~4 i+ p( c1 T

3 I! S% d' y% D( z* m: mSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,  M2 E6 S# ~0 U4 X8 A6 h
and party.) F2 j8 C8 T! |
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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! D; H/ b0 E/ D" Z8 dYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
" ?1 n; B. I- Sresponsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.
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You spend( W( d+ W5 Y" N* S: a3 \
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,5 S' F/ C9 E: \8 d. d! @9 v
spa-like' u) y' I7 k  G. b2 G$ {5 a4 z# f
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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3 Z0 m7 d- M, ^% fUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.% P+ J" q$ c4 D

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$ Y0 |: @( [4 F4 \7 s" A1 Hmy case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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