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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the+ y9 T6 |1 x) L7 p8 R
way right off the bat.
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# p" O9 C% ^6 X5 Y' q* L9 s. HThen, you wake up in a nursing home* p. i/ S: J- @7 k
feeling better every day.0 l6 F/ U# W0 @4 ^) D
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When you are kicked out of the home4 C5 B1 {  _* _3 }+ x+ h0 n# Z
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks." j: C0 [  t$ H8 ]' V* i
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When you start work,7 l0 f1 g" B' o3 U8 J5 K, O" F7 }
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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; q# i! T; O4 }- y( xYou work 40 years or! W- I$ D1 b5 \! Q3 Y1 q7 l' q
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon! G1 b. h+ t, S/ |; F/ g$ T4 y
you're too young to+ `- Y  k' X! j- G5 t
work.3 y; y4 f) Y$ O; i. P& s- b

- ]7 B; h7 |% ?  {2 xSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,- X# O' W5 x4 X% q4 j. g3 z
and party.
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% X% K5 _0 L# o+ |8 ]; `$ m: ~- DAs you get even younger, you become a kid8 G2 `' {. E) h5 I
again.
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# I/ _  E$ d! _# jYou go to elementary school, play, and have no1 b& I% f- D( K$ M- g( g3 B
responsibilities.
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6 D; [/ H" B6 [+ C6 K8 BIn a few years, you become a baby and3 J- F  j8 H# @
everyone runs themselves ragged5 {2 ~4 T- U! p# t; N: V
keeping you happy.
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You spend
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con ditions: central heating, room service on$ ^+ `& s, @' ^; k$ J
tap.
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3 A2 B7 L7 f5 g7 P; qUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.; R7 C+ P' n8 V
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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