MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE

$ y8 S. b- @/ }) o+ @I want to live my
next life backwards!

, y: ^# L6 \/ M7 m9 |$ HYou start out dead and get that out of the
$ I0 \. b/ p2 t3 ~/ E$ v9 @, Zway right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
0 F, n  b' ~" L8 m4 Sfeeling better every day.

% A3 ^9 g( d9 V) J" NWhen you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
5 h% Z) L/ n6 ~2 v% y: k: ^5 Vretirement and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work,
0 h/ J/ Q2 b1 B, B' p. Nyou get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
  `8 @8 H  L6 \- d3 Owork.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.

As you get even younger, you become a kid
again.

You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.
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2 ^# Q2 [9 I+ S" i- ~In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.

. q6 }8 B. o  {You spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!