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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE6 B  X  y- Y9 W  f, p! E- C  J- U
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the6 e' v6 z7 W5 K" Q
way right off the bat./ j9 X4 p2 J" q" g: Z( O5 x
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home* a6 k; L) P/ p1 c5 w1 ~; ?6 ^! n
feeling better every day.
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5 V1 ~* \& p8 [- vWhen you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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& y# m5 G" _- `6 B; B" YWhen you start work,+ Y- m4 `- i3 n" h; P. v- t
you get a gold watch on your first day.& g5 c4 |; c6 X. \7 T
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You work 40 years or1 y  L/ J# j, k
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon8 h! z2 V& O" E8 H6 r
you're too young to5 V) k9 L7 w9 P# t
work.; G" e) B( p- ]5 h; ?" A, Z

6 o, q/ H- Z5 @/ ~7 DSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,& \; [5 H( y4 V) T  _
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid" |6 d0 m% Z7 f$ f! a
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: _0 a/ y0 e3 R& CYou go to elementary school, play, and have no# t4 |" z* o1 {) |" K
responsibilities.% m) U/ |; H2 h
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In a few years, you become a baby and0 C0 t* }* H9 J9 |' V/ a+ G+ d' X
everyone runs themselves ragged% `: r" b, c( _* \8 y' ]3 Q
keeping you happy.+ z5 E; e: |/ X
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You spend
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con ditions: central heating, room service on- u+ Y- o5 a+ o
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.* }# O( X/ N( q; \& _0 m
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I rest! _- _, n) m- E8 @
my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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