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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE
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0 v- R% w, J3 Q% vI want to live my
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' [! r& c5 J0 l  H0 \- jYou start out dead and get that out of the
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- a$ E4 D/ s" y& p$ U- @Then, you wake up in a nursing home
; ?+ Z/ y( b  B  B: L! Ofeeling better every day.
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: g/ V) K( n9 Y3 WWhen you are kicked out of the home
. D( O& N# D! wfor being too healthy, you spend
: m; L4 A1 @. P4 C" ~$ t# b- L- Oseveral years enjoying your
  n, }. g$ o, R$ e; W( E! \8 lretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,$ J$ R& e& y, R. k  z5 }7 ]5 @
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
' J+ Z2 U' z3 m1 Y9 x2 X) zso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
) B9 t! v" b. x/ `+ P& k0 O0 X5 hyou're too young to
  h1 X( v. |) J5 h5 f6 R( C( fwork.
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8 b' ^( T) K' I5 o+ i# Z, ~7 RSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,8 M6 A% Z9 p  S$ D2 ]. ~
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid' Y1 b5 p3 f9 I3 G* V# j) ?, W
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no8 ^  h/ i6 |- L  W% ?9 d" j1 {  l
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# w, S5 B( R$ `$ N7 oIn a few years, you become a baby and+ g; |$ C; }( `$ T6 w% p0 [
everyone runs themselves ragged; g, N& @" m; V; z4 _* U
keeping you happy.6 o! t. R$ x, t- B) R( Z3 B& s
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You spend6 W, ^$ j  b$ u6 A" D, P' ~/ Z
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on$ [5 B/ W6 D+ m+ m
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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