MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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7 T8 K8 F% [: s3 u4 r$ cYou start out dead and get that out of the
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3 a" M- K0 P/ D8 z3 |+ yThen, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.

0 m8 `& s" }! g7 ^  t3 t! f3 V  rWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
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) m7 c, r- J" Z* w, oSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.

: ~9 m  g9 Z8 r8 S" ]; gAs you get even younger, you become a kid
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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7 o" q4 B7 F$ L6 wIn a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
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your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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+ \9 ]) }) k; _7 ?* q( [/ ccon ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.
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$ }/ t# a8 J9 u% B: WUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!