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I want to live my
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: v- T- n# e; @* Y* h$ f" h9 RYou start out dead and get that out of the
+ @5 |9 d' J+ Q4 F- f0 N8 ?way right off the bat.! m W* ~8 s2 X8 P. M
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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7 U/ l0 V- h+ X6 gWhen you are kicked out of the home
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& j0 ^( l+ H* l" H9 fseveral years enjoying your
& W9 w, U( h2 }' \* oretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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# R2 K! e3 F4 UWhen you start work,' f* k+ J. c& z. T5 v9 t
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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0 e3 S8 q: K7 `* t3 ~) X6 F0 wYou work 40 years or
! K2 H3 T9 M, qso, getting younger every day until pretty soon% N. ]) L, h' o7 J& e
you're too young to
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$ o3 x/ \" a: R! M' v9 iSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,) u) v1 f' l5 h* y" w2 A
and party.
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* N2 X( o6 E4 s9 oAs you get even younger, you become a kid6 c$ q; M8 w( P7 I% X' d' K1 N
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# n4 ^/ `/ Z% m1 ?( b. K# g/ XYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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8 V$ M, C* M& Kkeeping you happy.
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* e- _# x: D8 M) eYou spend& {3 b- V: {/ h7 L! z
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,5 L5 A0 M0 m0 O9 w# i; K7 [
spa-like
; w! I y6 n% Scon ditions: central heating, room service on
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. |) `, z6 r: p! G0 a( x3 s. U5 `' sUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.$ }; _3 Y8 |3 c4 t L/ s
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