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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE0 M: D( P/ X" `! t. G& _# ^  ?
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I want to live my2 r0 Z: I8 k; {  y' I
next life backwards!  h( d2 P  m5 i% U* k1 ~+ C# H
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,. |" |0 O6 l$ H/ B! ^
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,4 c+ P5 o3 ^9 u7 m
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0 [- ]# k# v/ ^8 G- V& x8 LYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.
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/ S0 [' e% S2 u+ J& k5 oYou spend
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con ditions: central heating, room service on; Q+ l3 Q, O( d2 @  e& N
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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