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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE) G, \! v' e& _. n; n
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I want to live my/ D) _6 O) a$ F0 b0 L! A
next life backwards!
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# m: w! }2 [  k1 d6 g2 |4 eYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home. o  N$ N: H' b8 U" q$ K3 N9 l
feeling better every day.2 v* ~* d0 t% v# {

& D$ C3 m& L& nWhen you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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3 r5 U8 l, E! YWhen you start work,
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You work 40 years or
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" U6 l, @( P+ s9 G" hyou're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,: W) `3 J0 B$ _/ Q( ?" I; D
and party./ a) L. }1 ]5 P* Z
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As you get even younger, you become a kid* J4 r0 L/ V  l8 D& t" T. e
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no" u0 o! U! ?2 F' F
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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# i' O, O7 m- x0 ]You spend
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.$ Y7 ]; e# d6 n8 |# e

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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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