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# I+ Y$ c8 j" D- w1 [$ s6 X5 X* II want to live my7 @0 U5 ^9 O' H, [
next life backwards!% u# Z0 i a* I$ p/ s6 P5 C6 D/ c
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.# Q/ C# f# B4 U
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you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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work.
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' j9 Q0 T: o$ L7 ^: }: A8 i4 @So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,; b1 K% @. h: _: f) c1 Y9 d4 F
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no0 b1 u- }1 }4 \% z3 u" t; l; h
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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You spend
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% A5 k; |2 P1 V9 ]! kcon ditions: central heating, room service on
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( i+ o) g! b' W4 U3 h, y! [/ jUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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