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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my5 t9 E" d" u( W6 s
next life backwards!6 _+ s( _3 B& {4 {. u4 @8 B0 y

9 ?: R. @! d) w! d2 j. oYou start out dead and get that out of the4 `! ~( |0 J9 ?; r
way right off the bat.3 u4 ^# F3 ^1 g' T( |# G: y/ U

. w- g5 L# q% f7 T* fThen, you wake up in a nursing home8 J( v7 A! i( |0 v! d. ?
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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When you start work,
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to2 c. w! @7 g! ]) o3 r0 o! T
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid' {# e' v; L. S, b# `
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4 e$ d2 y  Q2 c4 _You go to elementary school, play, and have no, U3 }# Z! I7 O  _+ s# b. H8 Z' {
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and( s$ F3 Q$ N0 A9 a0 ~
everyone runs themselves ragged
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4 u$ q& ^+ a3 J8 {You spend
/ g7 _- B; z# G6 Z: syour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,7 c& Y0 C" C. z9 M
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con ditions: central heating, room service on& y5 m3 a4 }! d( x6 L# C
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' H  _9 C; G' F$ G4 e& GUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.& o5 g/ k6 T2 t$ i0 Q% Q
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I rest
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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