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MY NEXT LIFE3 |3 p% {" G0 c! T) m
# h3 } P9 C% J# RI want to live my* e+ C8 F8 i, z3 B2 b1 B P- J# \
next life backwards!# a" I+ T* N! u7 Z+ h0 ^3 o& N: J
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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I3 D9 _0 [: e* ~. g2 z/ J1 ?! ZWhen you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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% L9 F6 F4 ]% p3 Z! \When you start work,
7 g2 @5 J* V# U8 E( y* t1 Z# G# ayou get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or. q! @, I9 O! Y6 S1 f' d' b6 W) X% k
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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o' x d* w) z- `2 _& A- YSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,* B3 s2 q8 m: f) Q/ h8 }
and party.
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% F/ x& F; B+ I( S+ u) r, k' m! XAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
1 y7 I3 f8 g6 m7 F3 f3 Feveryone runs themselves ragged
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You spend
K0 ]9 O9 Q2 M l; ~# N) Uyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,2 A* ^9 O+ a9 [& a" f' Q
spa-like
0 @- x2 B U! \/ K8 v; s0 \+ ` _con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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