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MY NEXT LIFE
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6 e" ?1 N2 Q" P: k, m3 PI want to live my
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3 q! Y) N) t" DYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home b! [1 t! r6 K: F9 ]
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.+ \" I. X+ b0 r Y' T" d* V) F0 Z
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When you start work,
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' Z- s) @) E6 F9 a4 n6 Q! vYou work 40 years or* N+ ?0 V. X' A9 w$ A
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
% j+ S* w Y( y& w4 Ueveryone runs themselves ragged
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You spend
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# z" i) \5 Q) G8 I( ?1 CUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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