MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE

* Q6 `9 T7 q; q- \/ eI want to live my
! H& |) h% A3 c5 pnext life backwards!

You start out dead and get that out of the
% O$ y7 m' v2 h1 w. Mway right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
; x; k/ n/ s8 k# R/ C$ }feeling better every day.

' s8 B5 ~+ n- N0 fWhen you are kicked out of the home
, i* d2 _% A# |$ W1 |* efor being too healthy, you spend
0 x. a; o! q: x, e- N9 Y; Gseveral years enjoying your
& T! O- G5 J* o" d1 v0 R7 ?retirement and collecting benefit checks.

4 C) F+ a3 s/ n( G6 D- wWhen you start work,
- p$ {, @* ~( R/ A" hyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
7 {9 G* S8 D5 B$ t" r: S  syou're too young to
& U) t" S' M1 s5 q& N3 P+ d* Iwork.

& J$ H7 M5 @" fSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
0 y( c3 S* S. Z- eagain.
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0 ~3 j4 b' [2 x" Y" D6 ?You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and
$ {+ h! u$ }. \6 r% u+ l; E6 Severyone runs themselves ragged
, d! b1 l4 q$ d: N$ C2 Wkeeping you happy.

, m# Q% E) y6 e2 T" BYou spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
. P5 I' k0 D+ E& ]1 X% }+ wspa-like
* O# d/ B' S* ^6 b6 ycon ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.

+ @  m5 W  L# ?- U* A3 uUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

  x7 o. Y1 f( h! G: S0 `I rest
. _# @- G% ]9 @2 smy case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!