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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE# f6 c/ b1 s) Z$ Z  [# W( j
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I want to live my
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  y: {2 q0 r- S7 `You start out dead and get that out of the+ _, a3 W. g6 e2 l, k
way right off the bat./ l' A( N0 ?# y- o- |& _! [: p6 o

- o( h1 a! \& p2 hThen, you wake up in a nursing home: k1 e9 A9 `" n% @3 Y
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your* i* F( ]4 G6 [) M4 |
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,( k, |, N- f( a: G3 M2 x
you get a gold watch on your first day.. _7 a0 w$ L1 H

1 l5 F" m8 b% i: v. ?5 EYou work 40 years or* `2 @1 m2 }5 t# C  {" k# u
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
2 d, F: y4 _( Y3 Z: j3 Oyou're too young to
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2 H8 b4 c) D( M# X+ b3 P: jSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,: _/ K7 J/ M+ t6 p* m  U* n  q  r7 C
and party.8 Q+ a& N+ K; z( Z1 u1 |
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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, _6 z6 Z2 `( a+ Y2 i0 J6 F. C1 P! RYou go to elementary school, play, and have no, E+ ^% |" n/ n0 W; G/ U% s
responsibilities./ }: W/ d% c3 h
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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You spend
7 I& M9 Z9 z/ P" i$ i, |& Y7 vyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,4 `) M' B) x# C, D
spa-like
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tap.& c- d) B6 \3 l

" Q8 \% X2 L  LUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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