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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE( U7 w! c0 U$ M$ D* @4 ?5 n
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I want to live my
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9 c5 Q( v* ]8 A& n2 N$ i: ~$ jYou start out dead and get that out of the7 z- F7 }: ~( ]$ X" h
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home, v- y  p4 ]4 V0 C7 }. g- G: l
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your4 Q# {6 J/ P1 N. w3 S
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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# m+ ?$ r- w& E% O+ \When you start work," L1 d1 |; R6 @' L
you get a gold watch on your first day.; \, m6 h* e* y- k
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You work 40 years or
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' E. \- U" c1 ^6 iSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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6 J' q0 R3 m* ~3 ^/ YAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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$ J. G  _0 j, j' y* l# vYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.
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+ R3 R% z" z- W/ [, ]You spend1 l) W8 @. ]6 u: Z, i! P" _7 w  J
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,% y# Z; J- T* K
spa-like) c" W7 U. s( b% V3 |7 E# Z
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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