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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE# s$ G& N8 N& D' l7 ^- w! @" P

, D9 k* Y" s! p/ l  iI want to live my
$ Q2 \3 ?: g$ `+ f9 X, anext life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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# p( I) h6 \! E5 z+ U4 GThen, you wake up in a nursing home
# @1 [  h  b- K) H3 `/ D7 cfeeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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' z& q- U6 ~/ v2 E6 q/ ]3 vWhen you start work,/ _) M  O( H, K
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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. n0 |8 f, @% uYou work 40 years or
! u, W) v7 O) n3 Q$ Eso, getting younger every day until pretty soon9 f" l5 d% V7 l( i; d$ G( i
you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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0 c  r* m, P& z  p  q9 E( x5 ~As you get even younger, you become a kid/ ?, m' I/ @, o- `
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4 c* p, `1 e) x9 r0 JYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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% j9 k+ w$ `% I8 y; F/ O# h! OIn a few years, you become a baby and( Y3 O/ `/ G/ S. l# n9 X
everyone runs themselves ragged
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$ W# y0 q% w* L7 p$ nYou spend
6 ]" G$ }7 M4 Dyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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( S2 `$ m5 @% G$ }( ZUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.) e* [/ v9 {: w( i* `4 N
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I rest
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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