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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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2 l% ]# g: Y3 \Then, you wake up in a nursing home1 |( _0 Z& n- ~! j
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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4 J6 E- L3 \" z7 V2 W6 L% p, [When you start work,
, {" Z, G8 R% Y0 {( pyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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1 _7 G$ Y) `: \( E, BYou work 40 years or: q. i7 v' W5 J
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon) \: x5 w' v; y  {1 N7 i2 D
you're too young to1 [) z; r2 D  Y2 \8 m# l
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,) t8 H- {4 I) j8 b
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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* y9 z4 J; K$ u, z! P: k3 qYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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7 E, j( t/ ?3 U. NIn a few years, you become a baby and
2 a0 U: ]; n" U7 X* eeveryone runs themselves ragged
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your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,# y; E5 {9 e0 Q1 w' p  C
spa-like
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.8 v, s" p* ~( E3 i

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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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