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MY NEXT LIFE
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r' D$ Z* Q/ ]" LI want to live my% {0 f+ I- i6 M2 r! l3 y* a1 J' |
next life backwards!
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8 l5 j s; u, s$ [You start out dead and get that out of the0 e+ \* N: e: q
way right off the bat.6 L3 g) S1 w' I% t* d, A
" f# d' D: ]% J% V0 @ S1 rThen, you wake up in a nursing home
6 J! a* N" M/ h3 r+ D; ifeeling better every day.
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" z- G' j# T9 N T: x8 pWhen you are kicked out of the home1 }6 M- e3 d0 v' g3 h; ]
for being too healthy, you spend7 g+ Y" e) [! i5 X& h5 j9 q* I
several years enjoying your* }) O0 F* u9 C+ u1 N
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
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You work 40 years or
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work.9 p; L" N8 G4 m" A
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,. ?7 c- b- ~6 }( u" t$ t
and party.
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6 q3 F+ Y0 i8 ?3 t3 CAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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* ^6 M1 o0 `8 u. R# uIn a few years, you become a baby and2 h' Z* Y. q7 p! X% c; z+ j
everyone runs themselves ragged* ^! q6 e* K. O4 C6 h& i
keeping you happy.
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6 g1 ~- H0 r! E: ?. G9 n" g! g6 W2 ZYou spend+ }) K. v9 D$ G0 M
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,$ r$ c6 M) \% H
spa-like( C7 P1 m3 K/ D# {7 d
con ditions: central heating, room service on6 C* }2 T$ e. U, d4 n, e
tap.
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8 V0 q- R r. m% NUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.* i/ t( I$ O4 e, o9 v ~! l- |/ f
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my case. |
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