MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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& ]. P; S0 J# y9 X# `( ZI want to live my
next life backwards!
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1 T1 J6 [8 ^" S4 gYou start out dead and get that out of the
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- w4 \. b( z1 K3 RThen, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.

When you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
) Q" s4 a* v: l- M/ _you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
2 D+ @/ ]7 L2 i- j  v5 T- mresponsibilities.

- ~1 U4 \8 s/ g& H/ X- z" K' |: qIn a few years, you become a baby and
0 c3 U& ?0 x: l. m3 G5 v6 n7 n: oeveryone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
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# E4 {0 \& f6 b$ a8 iYou spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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) M  M8 }) Q; N# b( p" }# @4 GUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!