MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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9 K2 c2 f7 T; s/ z. L( ~1 Tnext life backwards!
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8 J+ I9 O% e7 K: N0 eYou start out dead and get that out of the
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2 V. }' _. i9 Z( l, sThen, you wake up in a nursing home
: O+ M2 o, q& a  K3 |$ d# gfeeling better every day.

. U0 x1 T9 t' {; X% ?8 M+ a. UWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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" p6 g: J* y$ E5 `2 h. K% c: \2 b7 \, KWhen you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
again.
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0 v$ t! G% p/ g6 n+ E5 d, Y" }You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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8 C$ x, x1 S1 J7 N# G8 z; Q' @In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
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You spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
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tap.

Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!