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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE* R- {  a7 `( \

4 R$ S$ d+ Y! l4 F" [) aI want to live my" y1 H) X7 C/ U( h* w
next life backwards!+ G" }) X4 f$ Z# `+ R+ W

' v" C3 ]5 I2 K/ E% _You start out dead and get that out of the( H. _! H! W8 M+ p; G4 W" M0 ~
way right off the bat.
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- j; o7 k, f: s9 l+ SThen, you wake up in a nursing home
/ q, D* z% Z5 X( ^+ L2 R1 a: ^; yfeeling better every day.# H4 s9 @* b$ [! X* _! b

. U7 q. [8 L# Z& KWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your  c/ \2 ^. i* ]+ [/ ^
retirement and collecting benefit checks.1 I+ X. f" G( r0 Q  }2 J
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When you start work,
8 r, }, k  P6 H' S5 E/ pyou get a gold watch on your first day.( c6 d8 G+ n+ G- R- ^

$ f' d% O+ A1 r+ }$ M4 AYou work 40 years or3 g3 O  F8 M* C# F  R  R
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
1 ~7 g4 H7 ?  [- H$ nyou're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink," U0 Z+ e* O& |
and party.1 o) q0 ]0 N2 z& v3 a  X
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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/ X" n# {2 E1 g4 {7 Y( V  DYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
  q8 @. {- N6 N7 a1 p- v* O9 B5 Hresponsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
$ N5 C# Q8 {. i( beveryone runs themselves ragged
+ d2 I& |; {" o7 b4 {5 \4 }keeping you happy., q, y; Z1 _3 o' x( U

! U, y6 I7 L5 e) Z: a8 wYou spend5 L! n/ q2 f; |$ s
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
+ g3 x& g8 N3 b9 w9 `* L& p( Rspa-like
' v6 t- L7 R4 i) qcon ditions: central heating, room service on3 I; t- I" f7 Y2 _! m4 E0 o, y
tap.1 Y" Z+ C( K: J

7 G0 v- s7 A1 v  rUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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5 Z4 q- s! [7 T- X: oI rest
% \& M: `+ \) |& |+ L4 umy case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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