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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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3 {1 C- @. g7 |4 I& z. _2 ^- bYou start out dead and get that out of the8 X I5 s$ H- t) ~9 k; P
way right off the bat.
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. ^: ~; R$ o+ v; r* H; GThen, you wake up in a nursing home
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3 G: m6 \* T: n! l1 Z) ^3 l- aWhen you are kicked out of the home7 @! S4 c0 w# L4 Z# s
for being too healthy, you spend5 j+ l! |! [ p- w4 n
several years enjoying your
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When you start work,
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so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,' m% @1 v! ?. O! W
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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X3 {, T% W6 Z( _5 Y* t- uYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.
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# q: j" p9 i3 _( i" @- OYou spend
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spa-like1 R2 q( ~ X# p0 p6 m
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.; S# E: b3 Q8 v3 P+ k( a
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