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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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) q9 A8 M/ L4 [0 z7 ^: i5 ^1 {You start out dead and get that out of the2 B; d0 L+ b, Z$ `
way right off the bat.5 k% v4 X. M% b+ s: B- u
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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l/ I/ s/ n" OWhen you are kicked out of the home/ s6 o) N! W9 A1 p- s
for being too healthy, you spend
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7 y. ^' w0 x5 C, g& {When you start work,
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You work 40 years or# i5 m9 e- e+ M* c" A" d
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon$ B8 [- P, z0 y* H: v, j
you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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7 ^5 A- k/ S& y6 G) G& pYou go to elementary school, play, and have no5 e% @. e6 k0 `0 }, a# e
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
" D( \: n4 i6 T6 P8 Heveryone runs themselves ragged
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You spend
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con ditions: central heating, room service on2 h9 M* ?; x$ v0 P& M9 j* A7 l1 O! L
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.3 O1 _* G8 X- p$ F/ \& Q6 V* `
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