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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE% q: k) f$ u$ j7 ?5 u7 a4 K& S
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I want to live my2 f  y4 k0 z+ _, Y  F
next life backwards!
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$ l5 k- w; V( m1 p- dYou start out dead and get that out of the
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% j3 x# _5 f" Z! z4 }Then, you wake up in a nursing home5 l7 O$ K* q* O) r3 Y
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your" ]' ?! f2 W, F
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work," d: h: t0 ^: x
you get a gold watch on your first day.  S1 ]9 o& J+ K) V; b; C/ V! |

% ^5 }( Q, Z. CYou work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,' W3 ]) T  r9 O6 |) o
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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, y8 s" v! ~9 L* B5 x8 pYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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! |3 E/ a- t6 R' m+ DIn a few years, you become a baby and$ Q  E) ]  o) l1 t" u
everyone runs themselves ragged0 U& @( I, c$ h, q
keeping you happy.$ K1 I- V8 t; f# d" e: J
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You spend0 \8 r2 Q- O2 R0 [9 A+ B& {6 ?4 x
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury," B3 x; r, k6 m4 u% h; m
spa-like
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.9 e( m( _; L6 z8 O, V) p

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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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