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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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/ E- N; D( |9 e/ T1 x" W6 cI want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the- H; Y' h2 ~) c  C
way right off the bat.
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7 ~' T8 N7 c0 ?1 q. ]- Z  {$ z  aThen, you wake up in a nursing home
  h9 A1 H/ \! @; `- P9 ofeeling better every day.; z1 W" A' K0 E+ [. ?6 R4 H

7 ]! z8 m* X: uWhen you are kicked out of the home
  @0 S# A8 X$ U- K7 x3 l) ~; Qfor being too healthy, you spend
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  s6 T$ y% E* x8 ~0 v3 k4 z: Tretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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2 \4 q1 k: y# n$ A) b( H$ {& NWhen you start work,
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You work 40 years or+ ~5 C! }$ Z! c, ?
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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9 K8 {/ Y! p4 h: d# }. c" aAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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) r1 w$ G  w! g  ]You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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5 V/ [- I* J) C1 a( M+ v8 h3 nYou spend. P; `4 l, X% s! f  C0 L
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
* j4 D  N8 M# p3 O" Dspa-like
4 C! Y$ Q" p/ ~# L/ zcon ditions: central heating, room service on
% Q2 i6 \- }7 B9 A, v( }( wtap.
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8 h" m& m& i9 g! M( F% ]- ?& NUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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