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MY NEXT LIFE8 n$ V# O6 W, S: m
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I want to live my$ Y: j5 W2 o; x+ g+ V
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the5 y) F0 `1 B* J7 k& U
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home% j; J( W9 x& a' o- f& k
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your) l4 j# ?5 f, k. i- f4 u+ ]
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,' |$ w7 ~/ `3 o2 u4 j+ u% L) F
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or9 B9 t' ^. L( `0 s/ C
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work.
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3 R/ \2 r4 j& g( W; S0 QSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,) c* ^9 w& C) s* z' ^5 A
and party.6 O! Y, O! _% n1 k/ H
) ]) Z- s, n+ G4 uAs you get even younger, you become a kid! D! \% V) m$ P* s% K( l3 P
again.
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' @. `0 F9 z* \6 OYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
: u# l4 v/ g0 [( h- L. X8 Z$ oresponsibilities.( U( K# Y0 o4 W$ {- h/ h/ x! j1 q8 _
2 N: A+ P. |' ]: K6 A4 `In a few years, you become a baby and
) ]6 d) M$ G8 A( X# Z2 W Reveryone runs themselves ragged
% s; p- l! ^4 ~5 W6 g8 y2 q! Okeeping you happy.
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! {' ^- _+ I5 xYou spend6 O9 q. \7 A/ q4 J
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,8 {9 y9 Q. ^" ?8 m$ g F4 g
spa-like8 G# U+ ?$ P" e3 k# `4 z
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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% u; K& o. ?+ @/ A pUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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