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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE
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next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home# h# Q# W2 M0 E, S8 u1 C) T
feeling better every day.
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* d3 R, a' }) L; V1 l) d; EWhen you are kicked out of the home; w5 `: B2 }& S; y" p! x2 y  P3 ~
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
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: D) h% U3 U7 jYou work 40 years or& F1 I% _7 z# Z+ V7 x7 G- a* r: \
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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; [5 o7 r( r8 }  f1 kAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and7 z' [2 X  s: E( C0 O0 l) k, s
everyone runs themselves ragged
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your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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my case.
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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