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MY NEXT LIFE
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2 t, y) Y' M( }8 Q6 ^8 L3 wI want to live my
% a* ?9 \9 o) V2 `+ b$ K0 enext life backwards!- ]& E2 R# W" P. I6 L# D
5 l6 {, W! U8 @' i, kYou start out dead and get that out of the
+ i' K( D$ E+ tway right off the bat.
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* G0 B7 m! v& b( o( ]Then, you wake up in a nursing home
. M2 u" X; _+ O: B0 }: vfeeling better every day.
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/ p! ^5 E, E& N9 q# G9 f( W% u8 ?When you are kicked out of the home
8 [+ p& x0 [+ x; g; Pfor being too healthy, you spend
+ I0 p1 ?% z0 [ f, N8 Mseveral years enjoying your* b1 v, E4 w6 J V6 m) f2 |8 ]- k
retirement and collecting benefit checks.% V) \# z8 u* D* ?* [/ x
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When you start work,# `5 a' B& W/ w6 D7 V% u1 s& D- E
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or# L* D5 W& p* v+ c
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon/ H9 C8 y4 A' D1 \6 M
you're too young to# F [+ W! E5 O; c% M; a- }' x
work.
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$ I' P6 d% T; [% VSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,4 t; L: e) ^. Y: w2 x7 u% e4 C
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no+ g& n& b7 S3 i. j
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
7 X8 \) k/ e' }0 Feveryone runs themselves ragged! O8 U" E1 D8 R: y4 J* F& R- D+ x
keeping you happy.
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) r8 b/ g( w; ?( \5 q9 JYou spend
! T1 x( l) ^" s, Byour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,( y$ \/ J6 v- ~) C/ }
spa-like
( H3 N; t7 W9 X5 w( p: L% Zcon ditions: central heating, room service on: K% y7 m4 Q* ~2 b) @2 I% L! h$ E
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.: p4 U; l1 c7 X' ~/ l$ C" C+ P
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