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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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8 B3 ~7 v) @! A4 }7 FI want to live my
8 a" t/ [' ^) d5 V1 onext life backwards!# h1 e) o! I% r9 ]1 N( n' M

/ J% U7 r6 M' ^You start out dead and get that out of the. _6 k; p1 ]  w& G7 |/ r) D
way right off the bat.1 m2 w, C, m3 O9 H! P# e- B

8 K* U) {6 u2 F3 Y+ n+ E6 dThen, you wake up in a nursing home
* x$ @" L. t) M+ C1 x1 Yfeeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home% g. a0 h! t6 g
for being too healthy, you spend
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# M: a# x* ~8 Z3 Yretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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2 j9 y3 Q$ l" e8 q. L, jWhen you start work,4 K: ~2 ?" @- ]! h2 D6 W4 u" V
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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1 U( c5 p  v/ k1 x& FYou work 40 years or% C) _" d% ?* y, J( t; Y
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
, K* u3 [- B4 \0 Q0 w, W5 ^you're too young to1 M! U8 s) n8 e, n* p( E
work.
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" B2 ]( _. n: b* s4 j- ESo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
8 {3 r& M0 F' ^+ B: ^  Fand party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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6 l: M9 P& E7 DYou go to elementary school, play, and have no/ G" I- e, a5 |  ^! n
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In a few years, you become a baby and
/ U% {* b: n' p: y  Ceveryone runs themselves ragged/ K* N9 w$ Y/ j# c( H
keeping you happy.1 V& W$ [" p8 X: y
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You spend
2 |) Q! M/ v1 M1 T8 Eyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on7 ^2 ~) O# W) m4 ^' L+ M
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) v8 z  D$ z/ z7 J% xUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.0 J6 u/ N/ C, d

; `/ k% A: i% n4 {4 y: }& \1 r/ _* dI rest
, }4 @. V. _9 U, {  u* n- rmy case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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