MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE

6 L* u% y0 c# v# n! d$ T# GI want to live my
! W$ i; k" {/ P8 \, ]next life backwards!

. X% e; a% F) ^& hYou start out dead and get that out of the
5 w9 b; D5 v; sway right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.

When you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
0 O/ [8 x/ U( Y% F2 p) Dseveral years enjoying your
8 S. b+ [0 W- o6 U4 n1 o  wretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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" J5 y) m! t% C6 jYou work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
/ ~# T9 Y$ u' @* T9 `you're too young to
' i1 P# i/ Q: e+ O& y# h& x$ T: mwork.
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+ D' u& q+ v& x  x. sSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
: Y, V5 ~$ c5 v# h' H' [and party.

* D; j4 Q* \+ Q# T$ vAs you get even younger, you become a kid
& \% v) P0 F. R  ~( h3 E2 cagain.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.
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; O+ M6 s4 J4 u" o& `, l& F" |In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
- _7 [- o3 C" y2 f3 `keeping you happy.

6 J. E/ w' j: H8 XYou spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.

* J6 s4 |  h+ N1 S& IUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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7 A$ h! s' G3 z; Tmy case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!