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MY NEXT LIFE
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7 X/ M+ `3 p5 ?3 k9 EI want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the* t4 p# x) k/ v6 \% ~/ ]
way right off the bat.: E/ J& s3 {* w6 I7 B& I% k* s
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home2 _; }, z' A/ y" N
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home# {; b3 l3 O) u/ [! ^
for being too healthy, you spend
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' [- Q, O( u( f* \* O) w' }retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work," Q# W) z0 R% T# A+ ~
you get a gold watch on your first day.' g; l! m. e) T- C/ a. q8 u, d
1 G" z& p7 F8 y/ O+ F) p7 DYou work 40 years or+ h+ E5 b. | ]$ F; Y4 ?) l
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon8 m3 Y) Q. m) l8 }1 j* M1 k1 L9 x
you're too young to$ n$ p" d0 n: ]: \9 X9 T" S
work.
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9 i* n- R. [: H# l$ m* i7 ySo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,% _9 C: C4 g( M' v, O- }
and party.
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\; C2 A+ u. S5 B8 s" IAs you get even younger, you become a kid$ X1 [& f. w# i) r$ T
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1 D4 h* m: T4 \4 YYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
$ L1 {( p5 I. `' d2 qeveryone runs themselves ragged$ O6 K+ G8 l# r& k! d
keeping you happy.
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) Z# A! u9 n; ]& { VYou spend
: M" _ T7 }% m3 t0 lyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,1 Q" o5 R% x# G# o- s2 T% x I
spa-like w: ~$ v+ U6 {7 n' B3 h% Z
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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