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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE0 e" e5 B; e: s8 i) T
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the# x+ v# ]* n% d# M7 q9 N, _
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home0 O# @4 F, I& n0 Z( g
feeling better every day.6 f! C& }; j# @& w+ B
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When you are kicked out of the home- `; |0 a# v* o
for being too healthy, you spend! _; ?( u' x( f  ~
several years enjoying your
1 Y( F; K4 P, |2 w0 S) A5 O6 D5 vretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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: D8 ?$ v& x' U! }- Z! W9 Q. lWhen you start work,
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You work 40 years or6 C2 m5 a. m+ R9 j- n8 y0 n5 w
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
5 Y! C% u9 x5 ~+ S9 Zyou're too young to3 s) ^5 g* V1 T- g* Z
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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) i3 ~' C* H5 E9 k, W7 S9 pAs you get even younger, you become a kid) A; q1 Z; g6 x9 U+ l
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no2 r: w) ?2 j1 H& f) [% l0 a! Q
responsibilities.
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4 ]0 |& Z- O1 x' sIn a few years, you become a baby and5 j: T9 E/ `; Q! N' ^
everyone runs themselves ragged9 A/ X" ^' F3 t7 @* E5 b
keeping you happy.0 O7 d  \6 X$ a1 R( N

; `9 e: Z0 h! B* k$ T; Y* rYou spend, C3 Y) Z! t, ~* j7 F' d$ d
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,3 y5 [6 y1 x' i$ j* e
spa-like! S7 s" t, r  X( E: y
con ditions: central heating, room service on' y) O+ S& N3 p+ o' c4 F/ v
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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