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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the1 m9 ?) F- O9 O; z
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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for being too healthy, you spend8 R) @7 P* A; ~& H
several years enjoying your# o# f7 r, D# [( h& }
retirement and collecting benefit checks." N  b( P5 [, s( Z! b/ s: f
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When you start work,
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3 L, \( h" x4 ]! uYou work 40 years or
& a  ^- b4 c& ?7 Jso, getting younger every day until pretty soon. z. D3 `- {2 i9 ~$ v5 V4 H; X
you're too young to6 [8 B; X- B& q# N7 D7 }" K5 l
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,( ]' a: V3 E  e% n* `6 z+ Y, y
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid* J/ r" R% r$ Z6 t6 l, i$ x) w$ _
again.
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responsibilities.
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. U4 P: S$ b$ s2 ]/ `  d  KIn a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.
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$ y6 ^# h, Z& B* _) T" LYou spend1 d( {2 Q) c' e; q7 D
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,) t7 V' X  A0 L9 L
spa-like
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.+ l2 P; K0 O! n% ~( R: ~9 ^
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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