MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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% d" K2 Z% e( |, X5 s2 g- d( ]When you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
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When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or
# {0 \. i6 z+ ^8 rso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
& i% o0 V5 B/ T& e* r/ Cyou're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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1 R8 k5 F' m  l! h& SAs you get even younger, you become a kid
again.

You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
5 R/ _' @6 w* {0 Oeveryone runs themselves ragged
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. [' o# \" l( m( mYou spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!