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MY NEXT LIFE
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% I& I" ]/ H! cI want to live my& a4 ?; K/ j0 i/ R+ r. D9 X6 T5 R1 D5 o
next life backwards!
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1 o$ V1 Z, d5 F2 f+ [You start out dead and get that out of the. U- m0 j" H/ ]$ y8 x; b
way right off the bat.
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% v: d8 r8 y9 l! s* v0 x- XThen, you wake up in a nursing home8 b* ], \* j' G! h
feeling better every day.& j, l H, v3 D6 ]! Z4 u& r3 h
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for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,2 G- r& z% y& k2 p9 o
you get a gold watch on your first day.2 L `# W2 r1 Y: A- E$ p- y
, o9 j5 }5 D, k, l8 y3 nYou work 40 years or
6 N7 y' N) ^5 D; V: ?& Pso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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6 ?6 u7 a" Q% g b3 Q; V5 }So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,9 q/ O1 J* |+ S* M5 a9 e' B
and party.- d+ T8 j$ {( Z4 r- F! \/ {
3 \) A0 D" d+ s) ?7 l7 E) X! RAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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( H) M7 x( h! U0 SYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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1 T; u, }( ~- c9 \7 ^You spend* y' A+ ^5 i3 S" c: T
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,; f4 a3 {- L8 F: H
spa-like2 g1 E9 z/ h- \( e) P$ {2 V
con ditions: central heating, room service on6 p7 p7 Z( h. F% B5 t: I6 S+ M& ]
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6 z, t! p' {( z7 I: n6 { R$ B. NUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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