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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my% F: g3 j1 t. n+ q0 T" ~4 e! s
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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% Q0 |$ G; l9 Y5 AThen, you wake up in a nursing home
% ?8 p9 I& i2 V/ qfeeling better every day.$ W- L, z- J" t- M S- M* `5 I8 Z
$ G' Z8 k, w# b0 E' x5 u1 VWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your% q1 c, _: M- Y% J
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,' f! O) @! Q5 W4 ]0 o8 q3 c
you get a gold watch on your first day.* [4 }: W2 ]) s' S0 T
0 q) `# B- R7 Q8 KYou work 40 years or
! W3 ~* \2 M9 j5 }4 f1 iso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
2 D% H! ^' t. k2 @ m+ a1 w. ^you're too young to
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" C; B3 Q+ |5 L# }1 h/ \So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
[, `) v. _* s/ K' Iand party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid$ P: S) w: [1 m: x; j
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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2 S- Q% I3 \$ R0 ]* kIn a few years, you become a baby and( Q9 [2 ]8 K# z+ w4 H7 |
everyone runs themselves ragged+ K' |1 D9 F/ S) D/ ?) S
keeping you happy.
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+ c% F# Z r, y/ zYou spend: g# Y0 d9 f, ^5 ~1 L7 Q5 i
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,$ {5 M4 w7 L# d X$ T
spa-like
' p' a& T; X! H8 J/ _* L. Kcon ditions: central heating, room service on c& B& b- _7 y4 z/ u: ]
tap.
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7 n1 C7 X8 i6 E, }9 b/ F$ kUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.% g% P$ ^7 ?" W/ z4 c; s$ F
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I rest
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