MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE

: D: |2 j& z% I# P0 Y; bI want to live my
+ s8 o. ?1 ?/ Z) R; L& d- snext life backwards!

You start out dead and get that out of the
8 u* a( b$ x. ~: a; c% eway right off the bat.
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  |) w* l9 @( v6 x$ _Then, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.
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# l5 h& C3 {1 l% `When you are kicked out of the home
( M; ]7 N- t3 U8 a' n# f. P% d2 ], kfor being too healthy, you spend
+ a& v; M2 d' ]1 n4 [several years enjoying your
& t! q% m1 V1 ^2 Q9 n* @retirement and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work,
9 R6 y6 s; g3 M3 {+ f/ P2 {3 ryou get a gold watch on your first day.

0 e4 ?' L  }$ w* A' X5 AYou work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
) q! K! [) p* c: i. J: Cyou're too young to
8 i5 Y9 g9 @1 r2 `work.
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% J, L: ?/ A  ^+ t$ D/ HSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.

( @3 q' v+ i- t; U+ u6 hAs you get even younger, you become a kid
+ u. i$ a7 B" D+ vagain.

You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.
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8 R" |. L5 z, I3 c6 A0 aIn a few years, you become a baby and
3 |& z7 h& n; L0 U0 J3 s/ Geveryone runs themselves ragged
3 @9 ~/ C) d% g6 H2 Rkeeping you happy.

You spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.

Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!