MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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" _" v* V9 l7 E3 e# tWhen you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.

8 \  Q4 G) J$ Q% J' FYou work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.
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; h7 C9 c1 E' j% n4 vIn a few years, you become a baby and
# V; _, Q9 k1 {$ ]* O/ ?& oeveryone runs themselves ragged
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; `. P, ?6 h! Y  V$ O& d' wYou spend
; C3 y7 i1 b5 jyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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1 R, {$ ^% w2 p0 TUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!