MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my
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( d8 T( m, r  k4 e, k  ]You start out dead and get that out of the
" n% k, E3 b& \5 y2 }* R: Bway right off the bat.

1 T: h* ]& W- P/ o) s% n, S$ xThen, you wake up in a nursing home
2 a! D$ R; Y, E) u3 w6 afeeling better every day.
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7 D* J/ a0 q/ ^# f, T7 \  Z& GWhen you are kicked out of the home
) V7 |+ [- {+ ~5 b+ tfor being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
) T* x. c  W* p( E" hretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
& ~0 c( c# g0 \4 n) Nyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
8 M+ i) m$ v4 p( S+ B- Ework.

( A+ f0 Z( t. ?2 wSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.

" V$ s( a8 a8 \5 IAs you get even younger, you become a kid
again.

4 G" t6 @4 T* \$ I. ^; wYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.
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3 u7 o& K0 N4 F) ^& A) |In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
. o. u7 ^: X# r3 }' K' Akeeping you happy.

2 S; C) W% v: H# A: VYou spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
! n" d7 M+ m$ ^' Ncon ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!