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; r+ j' V1 d0 y+ A( |I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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8 z& d7 J+ W5 O7 QWhen you are kicked out of the home
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you get a gold watch on your first day.% d4 Z, y. X/ F. t$ v5 B8 }: X
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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6 k. F; K/ F+ N7 ]In a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.( }* Z0 M* N5 K
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You spend0 O% T+ G# Z# T3 q9 \: l
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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4 Z5 D. W% j6 lUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.0 g0 q% B, `! l2 m
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I rest
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