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MY NEXT LIFE
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next life backwards!
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# }) H; K$ D: ]! t2 D( qYou start out dead and get that out of the
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0 E4 O" E, w1 W& ?, d% `/ F: SThen, you wake up in a nursing home
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) R, x, P' ~6 q8 N, v) _When you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks." r3 w" E' H: y
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When you start work,
- R5 m" Z. D. P$ l7 H* kyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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. O' g, I4 E! K6 _8 bYou work 40 years or
4 `. k: @% Q b$ C" q2 @& V# Nso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work.
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2 V( j2 z2 v% {9 k o5 ISo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,9 E- E+ F* J& U/ Q
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no( x4 }( Q) U% j( e. b9 m
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In a few years, you become a baby and
7 i' ]( X% D i0 M" Yeveryone runs themselves ragged
9 z9 f! }1 k. g) l6 l- K) Okeeping you happy.
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You spend
5 [% g+ ]/ ^' x5 k) E# U' Xyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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9 @5 y6 q" `' w& }con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm./ [8 }, q: O" j. [( q. j
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I rest
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