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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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5 r8 x) Y2 n/ l" ZYou start out dead and get that out of the3 u1 b+ _! @! Q
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home0 g6 }2 q5 T1 p$ [
feeling better every day.; m' r. p' [" x% ~+ a$ ^2 u/ I
" Q7 q, k( Q3 B# wWhen you are kicked out of the home* A& \' \/ M9 t# N- F
for being too healthy, you spend
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When you start work,
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+ a3 @2 M: T( O$ C, E; T/ e2 }You work 40 years or
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work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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: k. A% d7 O1 C0 PAs you get even younger, you become a kid! O2 F/ d$ e* d8 B: e
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# X& M2 A7 n5 A/ y9 aYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and2 i" r7 u) P$ _7 J/ C' O/ J
everyone runs themselves ragged
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( r' `3 s2 K9 |9 E! g3 E0 ^You spend8 ^5 _8 d. a B
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,( B( v" p- r3 l# C$ t. o
spa-like/ C1 D+ W( ?7 m
con ditions: central heating, room service on3 l, s& H. w1 e% }5 ~
tap.
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# w% t) Z9 ^/ `% W) K- FUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.# S; V! z6 K5 }- ?; r- Z6 w! K9 q
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