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MY NEXT LIFE
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: u! F; X7 i- Z3 [5 z3 `! AI want to live my0 r# H2 O8 n0 n6 ?) f/ W% f8 ^
next life backwards!
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6 Z3 C3 Q) Z0 ]- S$ u2 `You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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When you start work,
1 ^: i- t# r. O9 ^you get a gold watch on your first day.# r3 ~1 r( w) q2 ~
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You work 40 years or
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work.7 o0 |/ r- C- ?' J
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,) g! y) V7 G% u2 Y+ d
and party.8 H) w7 c4 j: c+ m3 N- w! r
2 _' f; p7 I8 _/ Y$ w2 gAs you get even younger, you become a kid* w# n% {8 L# z8 l: L, Z
again.
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8 c) x1 t5 |. A4 b% J- tYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and/ l( a" v: I- e: m7 T4 T
everyone runs themselves ragged+ B- H4 ^0 {9 O( \+ Z
keeping you happy.
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You spend
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con ditions: central heating, room service on& Y4 [# t v+ |, q# l: w
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.( W) B- Y Y8 `& t* w- k8 A# r
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I rest
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