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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE  Z3 D7 S0 Z  k
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I want to live my! [% M& ~2 V8 ]) L# h. I: V
next life backwards!
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7 \- ^! ^+ Y/ @6 t- FYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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: k3 m+ ^/ g0 G2 [$ w1 IWhen you start work,
9 J  y: @; n! p' U% m% l# K" a8 syou get a gold watch on your first day.
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6 V' N1 Y& L& k/ d% M$ EYou work 40 years or5 D& _( C: e3 Y  r' D, v
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon! i+ y0 L9 e8 A  v& h
you're too young to* u8 d* n- d5 T  V) h
work.8 V: X8 g3 A* P" v$ _1 |
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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" Y" H0 j* x+ n6 G: Q9 A" l) iAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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/ X; O6 V: @- J$ P1 jIn a few years, you become a baby and
( m! z) z0 ^" z, Ieveryone runs themselves ragged
3 I- _0 s0 X4 X2 C) pkeeping you happy.
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8 \! e9 C" d* k. c9 oYou spend* q8 ?( F. A+ `1 s7 X* @
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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I rest
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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