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MY NEXT LIFE) ~3 ]- I3 n+ W6 s. }7 _; N. f
% J: p3 V5 e0 x+ z% p2 ~6 II want to live my6 q- i: m" t$ a# N+ W
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the p; k3 I7 M& G0 q4 w" i) n: ]
way right off the bat.
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; w# u% O' D. t7 G) yThen, you wake up in a nursing home9 `+ n9 f0 T' z3 r- I; e
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home& [8 B6 v' |: k- \' D4 e' H
for being too healthy, you spend! n. B% g4 v2 L0 ^ t( X3 \7 t
several years enjoying your( B8 Q! O6 u" b0 X
retirement and collecting benefit checks.7 z* F6 G v$ r% f; d+ o! h
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When you start work,
S% U$ y6 `) U/ Eyou get a gold watch on your first day.& U, i( K! A: g+ i% b- f
) r4 p0 [; ^* Q+ q6 }# r" Z# ?; V2 GYou work 40 years or
/ p$ l: H, M9 y) b8 K2 Cso, getting younger every day until pretty soon6 h# q. o$ F0 I( s" j/ D
you're too young to' }6 V' R) y4 z9 m" ^, J
work.& j N' _+ F4 b7 b( Z/ z
3 Y/ o& }; J5 p" d. u, X h- L4 kSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,2 @. u7 B% H' \+ r- {7 S
and party.6 s1 p3 O8 S! [. l1 o
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As you get even younger, you become a kid' P% Y# L; t- v& |2 V* x
again.
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! p( ?- k1 ~2 g$ k' uYou go to elementary school, play, and have no- e3 y5 q- G7 E; J4 d4 T
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
- I2 Q: ^6 O" _# f$ m+ c% W4 peveryone runs themselves ragged5 n+ x% s+ U! o& `+ g8 t1 t( U
keeping you happy.
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You spend" U( y/ \% t' ~6 V) q' |
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,, j- u! P! L+ Q. E; p
spa-like
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tap.4 w9 l _; j- ^2 g
& h6 u' A, o5 TUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.) H9 M( K* q5 d+ H2 I
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I rest- w! V5 ^. O9 Q4 q$ _% C
my case. |
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