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MY NEXT LIFE: m( R$ u& \ F
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I want to live my- z6 I. A9 p# H9 Z
next life backwards!8 S+ L0 u9 s* b9 V# ~4 z
4 Y0 @6 T3 \' Z4 |2 e# QYou start out dead and get that out of the
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5 d1 P# t; H8 E8 I1 ?Then, you wake up in a nursing home' w) A; ]' S! c' H9 {
feeling better every day.# m6 A+ Q. l( ?, q L" \' p7 h
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When you are kicked out of the home
+ {5 k9 W u/ D# ~% q# o9 {( z! H. Bfor being too healthy, you spend
3 V: _) d$ W! Z4 H/ W' Jseveral years enjoying your e2 I9 b2 B+ ^4 H1 N; b1 y8 g
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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3 f1 r+ E+ w, H6 G& z3 z2 ]When you start work,
$ e3 m% q1 t0 r2 h& Ryou get a gold watch on your first day./ o0 U; B# ? Q8 q' f$ A! q! R2 v
# V" O% E$ l* M, Z/ C& _& n0 |You work 40 years or
0 l8 }4 B& }3 |+ w6 t+ \so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
l& P" p" [ k2 a! I. A* {% R: U6 Byou're too young to
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. T; r; M; e9 q% X6 }- K; wSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid \" @) l, N! c% s: ?
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and" I& o9 {3 J" N' J/ [( P! I
everyone runs themselves ragged6 m: z1 p. e% x0 F
keeping you happy.( G4 q; U0 f& U, p! a q8 S( d- s
- k! d; Z2 a! m" R# I b- _0 R8 YYou spend
( r7 M/ b" V1 eyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,7 R- N( ^" k& F, Y
spa-like- w* T g2 t5 m" F( ]5 {) H, l; A# {
con ditions: central heating, room service on. r9 P/ E9 e3 G
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.$ h1 E V6 K1 r5 A7 I' z' ^4 R7 z
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+ i8 P7 F3 t$ w. }4 Q, Hmy case. |
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