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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my* E$ B9 B, k5 _' K3 u
next life backwards!2 W3 N' E4 @3 w7 p; \) l5 c1 f
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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) M7 w( E+ _2 j$ E9 fThen, you wake up in a nursing home, Y7 R" P5 C' U- W, S! |: R
feeling better every day.
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for being too healthy, you spend& A. [* z) |( y. `, h
several years enjoying your/ z1 R( c+ `' Y0 T9 }, S
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work, _9 N; S0 v, J& x
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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. m: q1 s% S6 o6 T/ n7 rAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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# w0 N3 w( H5 LYou go to elementary school, play, and have no M: O9 e* e3 y1 j) w7 t
responsibilities.* u9 E C+ m4 [
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In a few years, you become a baby and: w; M- J1 O9 @* R' O
everyone runs themselves ragged
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9 u/ r; m1 A. yYou spend
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spa-like" w8 B }+ T1 Y4 W5 o) n
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest/ ]9 L) C+ w: M) \' S* U
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