MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my
next life backwards!

6 s, T' ^5 l* d, D$ w2 e3 fYou start out dead and get that out of the
$ a) S" Q/ J8 R9 Jway right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home
9 g& s- ~3 _7 ^0 [+ G+ ]( Qfeeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
: ]% Z% J( W% b2 q* vseveral years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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# w0 H4 B. T- o" LWhen you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
. w& H2 O3 q/ f, G# a) A3 \so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
! I! F7 T5 s" ]) [& j- o$ v9 x% \you're too young to
work.
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$ w8 G' X1 g* @4 m. XSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.

As you get even younger, you become a kid
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
9 B) I  }) ~  u; F+ H5 _, c- wresponsibilities.

1 ^" ]! I" X/ h# ]In a few years, you become a baby and
/ n& S0 O, d  {' Y$ j( M. Yeveryone runs themselves ragged
. }/ v7 C2 C7 T- G3 B9 e! wkeeping you happy.
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You spend
  y- ?( v" ]2 G' \9 k2 xyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
) o# B' y0 t- V7 V! Ospa-like
0 w; B( h* m8 k  jcon ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.

Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
6 \* \- h: C" E* Nmy case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!