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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my$ p7 E+ D+ j+ M; v$ r
next life backwards!/ s2 K" [& \; h2 @$ n, r8 r* t
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home/ K$ I u2 h( `5 j
feeling better every day.
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/ x* J2 c8 j0 jWhen you are kicked out of the home- Q( _8 `7 z9 E8 m7 h: u
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
) F- L# _0 \4 u( E1 s4 Uyou get a gold watch on your first day./ m1 Q2 {! |8 {. p4 `( T- a* j% `. H
) E8 e; }8 _% Y, f/ n8 cYou work 40 years or2 [: O. Q$ _3 J# |; i* Z. c
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon0 |$ m6 S2 J) D, w9 j' U
you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,, Q9 w, |. D1 ~' n- V( p' o
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid3 E: A1 y& s% q6 y8 }, B
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* |* Z0 t" _: G6 }% C6 K9 _You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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) B, x9 ^- N: eIn a few years, you become a baby and
8 J3 C- Q- ^6 [, O# C: d, U& Eeveryone runs themselves ragged
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0 r C2 x# |3 A2 m' b% MYou spend
$ M* T5 v- m8 Kyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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X+ D) z: D; F! _ E0 Zcon ditions: central heating, room service on: J: X- M' C; O, S, p. z
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* l I* ]1 r% l+ I6 \* KUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.1 m- t; n+ R' r( D" h
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I rest
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