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MY NEXT LIFE
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. Q: H3 U* H& M% R/ ZI want to live my* x# ]/ j" t! `3 ?& X
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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$ Z7 @& _$ F6 O7 n! ?- TThen, you wake up in a nursing home" q, @6 E: E5 I
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home" M7 u' X. Q! g2 J2 B
for being too healthy, you spend# L( }5 ~" x' K$ K% D
several years enjoying your8 n A) @. N: q3 x
retirement and collecting benefit checks.0 N2 G) D) t6 B* K+ b! K, [
" _' ^5 T3 C }When you start work,
/ a. Z4 a" n7 @, f& _you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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$ \8 w* y/ U' `- Ryou're too young to
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+ d, n# F+ [8 X9 _So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, o: N! q8 i0 u% M/ k# \; N
and party.
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- U/ h; r0 ~" C; ^5 zAs you get even younger, you become a kid4 v& Q7 r" o6 P4 ^: n8 N: L
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( o' O w" }- P! b, o- ^You go to elementary school, play, and have no( l5 y! s$ {# }$ J
responsibilities.
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& Z8 m# }7 o2 _& F, o5 z. bIn a few years, you become a baby and
, A& D7 E) q3 Y" G* i% o5 m; t# l4 Peveryone runs themselves ragged
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You spend! o% P. t6 Z2 p% Y g' k8 P
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on+ u8 z6 }! B9 ^6 ]( c. c- H+ E( S+ z
tap.0 k' }: f% ~% g9 u1 ]5 X$ I6 p1 U
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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