MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
+ m1 [9 I  f! D# eway right off the bat.
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* ?4 b. ?- H/ DThen, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.
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+ k+ `* p$ l5 _% `1 D3 lWhen you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
6 a& \' Y% W% T7 [2 Y/ xseveral years enjoying your
% Y" N9 @% i$ ^retirement and collecting benefit checks.

5 j9 i" D9 T1 i# |8 n$ j9 yWhen you start work,
. p' F  `  J+ ]# \) `. Dyou get a gold watch on your first day.

; g. ]7 O3 j1 B! |* RYou work 40 years or
6 E3 c: Z6 v- \5 e! xso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
work.

* V. F0 T/ ^+ h! O8 \5 M% b/ D& HSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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! P3 }$ U. x9 AAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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0 ?. m1 I9 w# I3 \+ e. dYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.
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1 j" _) ]& N7 g3 S$ \, L+ xIn a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
; R/ Q! h2 P  J1 O# fkeeping you happy.

+ a. l9 n" l2 |$ ]* _You spend
" f9 r. ]( e% uyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
. B1 m- U6 B" G/ v2 ycon ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!