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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE. R6 a) B: e& [+ V9 }
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I want to live my
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. I3 L8 p% I1 MYou start out dead and get that out of the
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+ T3 |/ k/ J, ~6 ~9 b, qThen, you wake up in a nursing home
, E2 _- ]  `4 W2 sfeeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
3 ?! m* y- \- [1 o2 ]4 f! hfor being too healthy, you spend
4 v/ @# U- i2 \) I* q% nseveral years enjoying your
3 u6 {4 ~/ x# n: p, Rretirement and collecting benefit checks.* F5 q2 h0 E5 O* D
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When you start work,
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1 [  a. H/ ]4 o# N7 Q- i& I$ pYou work 40 years or8 S1 U/ b$ m" w; U% K" g; M$ Z
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
6 h1 w$ z7 N) R% s2 Wand party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid5 d5 R; d; ?+ h9 J3 ?
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no( N- Y! u5 P, t* q
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keeping you happy.
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You spend
5 ?/ ^% J' J+ m  i, ^; T. Oyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,9 F3 k( X, E& F9 t
spa-like
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.2 m! x+ M, }4 X( N, y

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* `; j/ m! J" X2 A1 B0 G/ x/ u$ wmy case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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