MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my
9 i/ h, n; A, ]0 G& gnext life backwards!

You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.

When you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
1 Y( F; K4 P, |2 w0 S) A5 O6 D5 vretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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: D8 ?$ v& x' U! }- Z! W9 Q. lWhen you start work,
3 F/ W! K! H# n* Tyou get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
5 Y! C% u9 x5 ~+ S9 Zyou're too young to
work.

So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
8 [  c  n" O- ]: y. i8 c4 O, v4 O' @and party.

) i3 ~' C* H5 E9 k, W7 S9 pAs you get even younger, you become a kid
again.

You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.
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4 ]0 |& Z- O1 x' sIn a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.

; `9 e: Z0 h! B* k$ T; Y* rYou spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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9 q5 R1 S6 \6 j9 T8 AI rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!