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MY NEXT LIFE
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, K8 F6 P6 m9 i7 i+ ]- UI want to live my! ?' W8 ~: m" n/ D2 i
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the) q" O o% H2 w- L5 X3 F
way right off the bat.
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2 r) u* Y- t* Y: ~' n PThen, you wake up in a nursing home- E7 b [. _! [
feeling better every day." h7 X5 N; d6 O/ G
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When you are kicked out of the home B8 J1 H& X4 }4 h' o
for being too healthy, you spend$ l: k6 v' k8 S
several years enjoying your( M" z. C, |; P! d, u
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,6 T1 K. e {, Q2 Y6 i/ r- c
you get a gold watch on your first day.6 K: T4 n% z; N3 [5 c
. b; U" N {3 \1 m% w* \You work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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% l1 a7 X% r# t7 i6 T( g/ aSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
% a9 @( H$ u Y p" Hand party.
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8 w9 U; P4 q& UAs you get even younger, you become a kid
4 j, W( v0 H- P8 iagain.
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5 O( x% K4 x. ~: ^7 F6 p) ]9 iYou go to elementary school, play, and have no; o+ ?5 ]$ C0 z0 e" U2 n) @2 c7 R
responsibilities.4 i- \, g1 i6 z/ f0 o' ^
+ P, f) g/ G6 R5 \4 KIn a few years, you become a baby and3 J; f" Q0 H, q- C
everyone runs themselves ragged% Q# T; {! V/ `: _3 K3 `
keeping you happy.2 B+ u, R3 e6 j0 _, n# b$ ^
( @. _ M# u6 xYou spend% D( ~% I" X4 c( e
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,9 h& d1 N. ^/ B# E" x: M$ U- |. z
spa-like
0 v, I; q7 i) O' X& n, Mcon ditions: central heating, room service on
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$ G. b, i3 V1 H' | ^Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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