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MY NEXT LIFE
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- Q3 b E# @( i6 G! h0 N* tI want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the! b4 Y9 k8 C8 {
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home7 P0 r/ W s" s: ]$ u% s4 k/ Z) z
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home3 y6 a* U9 e n1 y) r1 y, B, g( o: o
for being too healthy, you spend+ o# F+ |" R) p. _& F. g, a
several years enjoying your) B8 D @& Z2 l/ [
retirement and collecting benefit checks.8 C3 h* f( C4 n! a9 p0 x
8 w7 X" A$ @- E& R I4 R( zWhen you start work,: \! n1 T, X" d; w+ T+ u1 \' b% _7 Y
you get a gold watch on your first day.7 Z M+ o( f0 B4 U1 I
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You work 40 years or* m1 }8 c% l3 q9 L _! g
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon- ]: E* x( p1 [3 X V. I, ~2 U' P, ~
you're too young to
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8 C4 }$ {. O/ u' @: RSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid' e7 z; F% }) X1 o8 J0 l
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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8 N9 H- `2 J1 qIn a few years, you become a baby and
& Z% r4 i B4 L8 H/ meveryone runs themselves ragged
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You spend T, Z2 j: e" c/ \ I' W
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on& \2 l$ T: v# I1 V+ j
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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