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MY NEXT LIFE
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4 J% b8 T7 \' H \- `2 P, FI want to live my4 Q5 C1 p% k! |: c5 i
next life backwards!
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- J: s, P/ i+ U$ w5 WYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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6 z0 ?) \$ `8 F9 {0 r( Y# `3 x/ \# ]When you are kicked out of the home
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When you start work,* A' c2 ~' c5 n1 m0 X, Q* w' |6 _
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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% m5 _: {$ I* ?' I% p/ DYou work 40 years or
$ ^6 I, R- W: O/ I8 V0 c, l) Tso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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" P2 J* M# N/ a0 u0 |& _& ESo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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Y! Q3 W4 w" U( Q; ^& OAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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- x$ ]1 n- _% a! x0 Y/ aYou go to elementary school, play, and have no P5 |9 J' q* w+ ]
responsibilities.4 Q s8 }. H* B j5 @
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In a few years, you become a baby and/ z4 E) N6 Z) f$ A6 s- J0 R
everyone runs themselves ragged
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- `, Y! _& L/ T+ U& Q8 fYou spend
/ y7 w7 c7 c8 X) Kyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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( |( T- w* v' u2 }0 bcon ditions: central heating, room service on ]2 \4 A7 L+ v K5 P% G9 }7 r
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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