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MY NEXT LIFE4 `. Y7 l, p; E
& e. C/ R" Q0 x: @6 ?5 XI want to live my9 l+ S+ f5 \1 s# k! T
next life backwards!4 a, _2 Q) P' N7 C& \( N1 |; j
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home$ V+ I( G! R/ w8 q a4 S) p
feeling better every day.
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6 j f- d& ~3 z% o; uWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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. ~ i7 k% h1 I& l; m0 B9 kWhen you start work,6 f+ z; s/ U: ~6 @$ G3 W
you get a gold watch on your first day.* L; p4 u ~1 v" A4 |& A! l
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You work 40 years or- r5 y" D. e& V% k+ I& e! B
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work.
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Q: P( {6 k. F ^/ gSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,+ f) K2 ^ }% Z" K
and party.% G# E* w; `. x4 X, a# E: Q
$ j, v: u- q% PAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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1 o' Q, D3 k4 SYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
: [' R2 T0 m7 F2 J1 A. B5 r% A& dresponsibilities.4 T% J5 ]! Y9 S
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In a few years, you become a baby and% z# \% {) G. \7 U( p3 O
everyone runs themselves ragged9 s5 Y+ p* f4 O3 ]8 w/ f
keeping you happy. D: ^1 K# m4 J0 z; a
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You spend
U+ p0 ~" |9 X% O2 o( pyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
6 a! g1 L" q/ r+ L' P" Ospa-like
7 p$ C4 w, K4 J3 J% ]con ditions: central heating, room service on
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0 ~; }- ^6 W6 y. W+ X% j1 cUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.( Y* | t8 V- {, \' u# ]# K) c0 K
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I rest
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