MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.

- i  i7 h, c1 gThen, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.

When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
3 s; g2 ~1 y" Z( B9 u6 x: lretirement and collecting benefit checks.

& r7 e6 _1 x  O3 ]# u! QWhen you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
3 ]. n+ Z5 i0 \. T0 r1 q% b' fand party.

As you get even younger, you become a kid
again.

You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
7 W: \% m1 e: L7 M. lkeeping you happy.

You spend
( U1 K6 |) z( j- Uyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!