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I want to live my5 @) m0 d' W8 O8 m6 i
next life backwards!7 ~ G6 T: I) B0 |9 r
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home) i/ s3 B' X3 @0 G, [$ |
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home1 g' ^! r7 |) s5 n0 w- b R
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.( N( G \" c$ S+ a8 n6 B+ \, o& O' V3 d
) H2 C' z3 e1 q" A& MWhen you start work,
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! s# Q; G0 U& W6 q/ @You work 40 years or$ ]2 [. R6 q Z! H6 h; `9 o3 J& R c2 e
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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9 W# A6 X b* k" r zYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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; c5 k4 ]. z2 p% S, S2 LIn a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.
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R+ w: K3 s' a7 N- S+ t/ kYou spend+ k9 Q$ m+ u' `3 y% N0 D4 l" k
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm." _5 x. u1 {4 K% Q% l
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