MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE

. D' D5 C, V1 mI want to live my
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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" B2 }* a4 l3 V1 S( o7 T2 l3 p7 VThen, you wake up in a nursing home
, }4 M6 R% f( t. efeeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
; S8 n( t7 p6 r" H  u1 pfor being too healthy, you spend
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- A& ^3 V/ W: x7 T  P1 Vretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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0 W/ B' ^; U' G. XYou work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
* H$ A; _# e2 _, @0 O, `4 z( h3 G1 ryou're too young to
work.

So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
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You spend
9 d  v$ a  e+ e' H5 L! d. b9 F# Iyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
7 w2 E" H& Q; U1 C9 N; |2 z$ dspa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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( }" S- a. t% B2 SUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!