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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE3 y' D+ H3 R4 i* K! v
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I want to live my. g1 g( W* U; D* G# \% t" V
next life backwards!
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% W" R& t1 A! d3 ?) AYou start out dead and get that out of the( e; i/ P) i7 F1 W
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home8 I+ l6 ]9 Q: y. P/ V# U# v6 l
for being too healthy, you spend: s: {7 D  F1 [. x. d2 v& a
several years enjoying your. M& |( Z; u; S2 E; c
retirement and collecting benefit checks.( D' Y/ R  s. ]2 V. O5 B* O$ B

. _2 `( B2 l8 d! S( [6 hWhen you start work,
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to) U" ~5 i: C* k2 {
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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2 |) X  W4 b1 \: h  jYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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