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I want to live my
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y: {2 q0 r- S7 `You start out dead and get that out of the+ _, a3 W. g6 e2 l, k
way right off the bat./ l' A( N0 ?# y- o- |& _! [: p6 o
- o( h1 a! \& p2 hThen, you wake up in a nursing home: k1 e9 A9 `" n% @3 Y
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your* i* F( ]4 G6 [) M4 |
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,( k, |, N- f( a: G3 M2 x
you get a gold watch on your first day.. _7 a0 w$ L1 H
1 l5 F" m8 b% i: v. ?5 EYou work 40 years or* `2 @1 m2 }5 t# C {" k# u
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
2 d, F: y4 _( Y3 Z: j3 Oyou're too young to
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2 H8 b4 c) D( M# X+ b3 P: jSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,: _/ K7 J/ M+ t6 p* m U* n q r7 C
and party.8 Q+ a& N+ K; z( Z1 u1 |
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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, _6 z6 Z2 `( a+ Y2 i0 J6 F. C1 P! RYou go to elementary school, play, and have no, E+ ^% |" n/ n0 W; G/ U% s
responsibilities./ }: W/ d% c3 h
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In a few years, you become a baby and
0 J7 w. q; R- D! E1 r2 feveryone runs themselves ragged
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You spend
7 I& M9 Z9 z/ P" i$ i, |& Y7 vyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,4 `) M' B) x# C, D
spa-like
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" Q8 \% X2 L LUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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