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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the' x  s2 G9 |6 _- R( C+ ~& d: x
way right off the bat.
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; t9 G) `: K, @9 a; _% ~$ B5 C  RThen, you wake up in a nursing home
) I" D- x! V+ K1 m0 a( Lfeeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your7 P" s- ]0 K- B* E1 O3 A% i5 B
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,- Z) K/ b8 c3 K! D
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or' H% z2 F# a# L- E% M
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon$ u6 ~4 n+ @$ {# ]5 y: L6 W7 M# J
you're too young to6 O; t, w5 A$ d8 ^  X  V8 p
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,# t& f& U' V: l
and party.
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7 S7 \% e& w- w( x; H1 eAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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" w3 ~9 Q5 X& ^; y7 P# fYou go to elementary school, play, and have no$ ^' @) Z3 Y: N
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' {2 B1 T7 l7 fIn a few years, you become a baby and
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- P# W& `$ U* P* iYou spend( |0 _6 _/ X7 v( r5 A% x- ~$ K9 D- f
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,. X3 W! u) t! O; k# j
spa-like: O1 o; I) L+ D% N: L
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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I rest
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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