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MY NEXT LIFE5 O; K1 B" e, }5 I+ \ f# v5 ~
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I want to live my% C+ m% C. D# Q8 V
next life backwards!
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/ b2 M! a% W$ `# w$ O$ o+ @You start out dead and get that out of the
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& B3 g& s" S4 {) f" RThen, you wake up in a nursing home
! _$ A0 s6 Y/ h+ c# Cfeeling better every day.# F4 s$ _; [ d; z g; @8 x$ h J
* u) @. E8 I# I6 C, C& u# {. l8 c/ pWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
2 p/ q/ k- d: mretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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( }2 P+ e6 l V! BWhen you start work,
# |! p8 b7 p5 a0 v3 b, A9 E3 Kyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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7 G. B( l2 m2 C- n* a* ~3 NYou work 40 years or! T! ?! M" Y g; v7 v
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
, P" k ~6 A; D1 L* n: l0 Ayou're too young to; G3 F, a4 s. b" x: e6 {! H( f- h
work.+ v! |( X& F! \4 I" c8 ?
6 D/ [, b; F) z4 j, qSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,, P T- A! V3 y* P: H
and party.
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8 u4 B- c' C yAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no( L3 e$ Y, a4 h
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and. D! m7 [9 s* F
everyone runs themselves ragged U, B& J: F- y" X$ S( d2 K
keeping you happy.
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You spend
4 I6 W( g% y* ~! T; U* x5 Q# Nyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, D. {! G5 m* v7 \$ d
spa-like
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tap.
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j$ m, P d& q& t7 QUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.# K/ n/ z9 z* q# d7 _# m
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I rest
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