MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
( O: x0 w* i" g& u# N% J7 W( ?way right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.

/ z2 _# p3 `. a. Q$ v# m0 NWhen you start work,
' e1 a# q$ ]5 Y6 j- g' qyou get a gold watch on your first day.

- @* e0 H5 T6 ^9 l) BYou work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
3 W- C7 {: ], h3 y8 bwork.
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, {* v8 c+ Q. D! Y" GSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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. v9 k2 i5 }7 O/ DAs you get even younger, you become a kid
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
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& Z6 ]( A. K* Z/ e0 gYou spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
2 }; X" p2 G1 v3 d9 ~spa-like
) C  I9 v5 }5 _2 U, M, z8 _& mcon ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!