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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my* E$ B9 B, k5 _' K3 u
next life backwards!2 W3 N' E4 @3 w7 p; \) l5 c1 f
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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) M7 w( E+ _2 j$ E9 fThen, you wake up in a nursing home, Y7 R" P5 C' U- W, S! |: R
feeling better every day.
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for being too healthy, you spend& A. [* z) |( y. `, h
several years enjoying your/ z1 R( c+ `' Y0 T9 }, S
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,  _9 N; S0 v, J& x
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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. m: q1 s% S6 o6 T/ n7 rAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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# w0 N3 w( H5 LYou go to elementary school, play, and have no  M: O9 e* e3 y1 j) w7 t
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In a few years, you become a baby and: w; M- J1 O9 @* R' O
everyone runs themselves ragged
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9 u/ r; m1 A. yYou spend
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spa-like" w8 B  }+ T1 Y4 W5 o) n
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest/ ]9 L) C+ w: M) \' S* U
my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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