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MY NEXT LIFE
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/ \4 N3 e! y4 \$ X# DI want to live my
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+ M) }8 I0 u+ }+ q _5 PYou start out dead and get that out of the
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! q7 J+ H( Y0 j) z, ZThen, you wake up in a nursing home0 \+ e% J2 [8 b/ z1 x
feeling better every day. r! ?1 h* F8 s! V$ v
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When you are kicked out of the home" `& a* o" k; o3 |% q: L) f
for being too healthy, you spend$ r& `0 K7 F) f, u* [5 c4 \! F: \9 Z
several years enjoying your
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' H9 o; N3 b5 N2 M3 l8 WWhen you start work,1 T# M1 B, F2 _) k
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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_4 r4 {- y s7 D6 V7 nYou work 40 years or
# D w* L X# P( p4 ]so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
: L9 l6 Q/ C) ^you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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% P# E+ z" A; }! e3 CAs you get even younger, you become a kid2 |) g: n$ j3 l* s6 J- O8 P5 T
again.
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# T% J) j/ ~5 p) y( iYou go to elementary school, play, and have no; L6 ^% R8 Y5 n6 r' p8 }1 l' M
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" R9 H f& e2 W* K9 r: ~6 ]& iIn a few years, you become a baby and! L+ u% ^' k! d7 h1 e F2 i" H/ l
everyone runs themselves ragged+ J$ R* \: n* ~
keeping you happy.
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3 u e8 E8 b6 w( S- e/ b7 SYou spend$ Y L7 c- o- H W
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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