MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my
next life backwards!
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9 r! N! w% q: P  T' A( oYou start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.

2 E: ^8 B6 Y1 ~' F# ^Then, you wake up in a nursing home
5 |* M: z8 v( H$ V3 {. dfeeling better every day.
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, P% O; Z/ k" o9 c+ L* EWhen you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
% m6 e! v+ i. \1 c- t, yseveral years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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/ a; D' V! ~; f6 c( E) |You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
% D  j- d6 P5 _0 T3 ^$ ayou're too young to
5 [& f( N# H' P; ?+ }* f* Ework.

# q" b) B1 e# L+ [So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
% l3 w+ z* ^% P; G- T9 w& Eand party.
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* N' J6 m* K! T# Y) _" {As you get even younger, you become a kid
( R5 e8 W* d8 _( W- s" j! |again.
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6 m3 o0 m2 J1 n6 t7 ?) ]& WYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.

0 a3 L5 v9 b+ j- ]2 KIn a few years, you become a baby and
4 _% H- C! Z7 Q/ Q; {! z# r+ X" W; ?everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
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. E# o# m! n) d( o! B$ QYou spend
; l, q+ L: v4 J7 v! H, j8 W% Iyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
( |9 M. B, u! S) s' hspa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
# ]) D  O" r+ I$ s: @3 htap.
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. z9 @" M3 k& z  O. LUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!