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MY NEXT LIFE U; i! r) r* U; v( D( h& s- `
/ P) P6 X' p. j5 Z$ c& fI want to live my' G' N/ e* T; D( Y c
next life backwards!3 q+ F. _' H" t. X& f: d, y- I; A0 \
8 |) A% h' A5 B% E) z/ a; G1 YYou start out dead and get that out of the) O( }2 l1 I8 Q5 P: V9 b3 b
way right off the bat.7 a l5 r1 i0 C: \
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home) \0 x, u1 H/ y8 L* a
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
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$ t, C7 j9 Q0 @- e/ k Jseveral years enjoying your
* }3 n$ L, H5 x* p7 A' c! Qretirement and collecting benefit checks.# I6 y) C/ x( i2 k% H, q
, ?' `9 s% H* a4 s g/ Z( jWhen you start work,
6 {, T( _& a: s: A$ \' Q& `- gyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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) N6 X8 ?3 x$ j6 K0 f. OYou work 40 years or% j+ M8 b# p0 C6 j
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no: H5 T6 K3 |' s# l5 u. l, ] e
responsibilities./ } V- ` T# W) s6 [
4 z. ?- g7 L2 H6 o5 F3 r7 aIn a few years, you become a baby and
" {1 N" E: }8 z% u+ u. _3 `everyone runs themselves ragged. ^. ^, ^' n2 F5 v8 j! P/ C
keeping you happy.4 T+ o) u( M3 [# ~/ g
- T, P- C' p/ o$ b( g, J/ iYou spend
% m+ Y0 U8 o" O) q$ G6 U- [your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, v, L8 S- |$ y1 l
spa-like7 o. g& \! Z. }- G7 }+ E8 J S. e
con ditions: central heating, room service on) U. y& ]+ \6 ] M( R+ Q
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.$ R; T# D) j+ T/ ?; ]+ e1 ?
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I rest: o& y% Z& r: X, x' P# {( r
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