MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my
next life backwards!
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1 e* h* S# H: D0 K+ j/ ?. aYou start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home
- P+ F# a& T  Z6 C7 \4 C9 |3 o: Ofeeling better every day.

4 j) L' _, O; l# T. q% xWhen you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
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# o! |2 e1 N* \/ X9 ]9 mWhen you start work,
2 Y! g5 Q; M: A! A6 f! Eyou get a gold watch on your first day.

1 G% U6 _/ e7 M' k) d" p3 I+ w( lYou work 40 years or
9 V# K: M/ t  oso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
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You spend
1 }: w, h2 U3 Q8 [8 v' \/ nyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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7 U8 l  {3 ^6 a3 e8 h4 iUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
" j$ Z8 h3 t7 z, M% w$ _; Wmy case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!