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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE5 F; ^4 G. V! N+ j$ u& F2 P) s6 G; g

6 L* u% y0 c# v# n! d$ T# GI want to live my
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. X% e; a% F) ^& hYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home1 v: F' n& }. A. y/ A( E
feeling better every day." M$ ^, o6 k' Q) @
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When you are kicked out of the home! T* h+ l2 d6 k4 M& F( R6 p) w% q) V
for being too healthy, you spend
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When you start work,, b' ?4 |3 E% ~% j
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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" J5 y) m! t% C6 jYou work 40 years or  Q6 K/ \; H2 Z% E0 e$ K' u7 j! Z
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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+ D' u& q+ v& x  x. sSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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* D; j4 Q* \+ Q# T$ vAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no9 W( ?3 K; O9 a4 p8 p3 P
responsibilities.
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; O+ M6 s4 J4 u" o& `, l& F" |In a few years, you become a baby and3 r# K/ T! _9 u8 s, E  `
everyone runs themselves ragged
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6 J. E/ w' j: H8 XYou spend# ], a; N: I9 _# A% T
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,/ h1 p7 {' w8 T
spa-like. C6 k4 x. {( A: H4 m' r" c! X
con ditions: central heating, room service on7 N& E$ ^; Q4 t3 _  f, s
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* J6 s4 |  h+ N1 S& IUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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7 A$ h! s' G3 z; Tmy case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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