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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE# z! `9 v' G) Z2 v( }4 L

4 p+ Q3 L! d! V: R8 }I want to live my
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7 Y4 W5 N+ A9 u( Y/ S) b* TYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
" I) E8 ^% W2 p0 r5 Ifeeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home7 N1 |/ `) Y3 H
for being too healthy, you spend% f. Z$ k& ^6 a+ J) t  E
several years enjoying your
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) V: X- H+ Z  o) P8 zWhen you start work,; u" b8 ]1 x$ e5 |5 z) z4 V
you get a gold watch on your first day.6 f9 |9 [; a, @* ?: ^
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You work 40 years or8 u5 L) c! h$ |$ @. l
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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4 b0 u* s. O3 ]. uSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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: Q' x, S' g" q  IYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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) k/ M$ ]5 b8 _/ y  t- rIn a few years, you become a baby and. h* z4 R, E9 j5 T
everyone runs themselves ragged
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4 {3 R5 G- V3 ^! X+ ]& AYou spend% {5 P$ H, [8 c: A. s0 |
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,& g3 X" I, ?! V6 B
spa-like
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( s  N5 m* T% h; G$ ?, k* w$ _Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.9 l4 t; Z/ ]/ a! I
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I rest
1 Q7 d* I; Z7 U: mmy case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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