MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE

' Y7 u0 L! v, N% m$ l# bI want to live my
next life backwards!
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4 @! s+ Z7 E2 t# g1 |7 M: M0 oYou start out dead and get that out of the
5 G# I+ O; ]0 n3 _# W  Z) Zway right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
8 ^) U" c0 q5 o# M1 M% ~: n( Bfor being too healthy, you spend
% \- S1 j$ M. `several years enjoying your
  s8 A$ h+ t' P; Aretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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* K% N  U0 _2 j& a# R' DWhen you start work,
$ e1 U7 q$ T4 B, V, s: [& s. W/ y( Cyou get a gold watch on your first day.

) G2 \) A+ ]# M% ZYou work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
4 |& Q$ X; l0 Jyou're too young to
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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, k1 e! w. T2 Y+ d! |* Q' O1 bAs you get even younger, you become a kid
/ w# T% V, |, G  F2 Magain.

+ H- ~) I. u7 E. jYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
" ^1 `, q8 q/ m6 m1 G2 u/ p* ?responsibilities.
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. r. J* m- U  H1 d9 A! }3 OIn a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.

# R  g' [* Z' x- W/ \You spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
- {2 {$ H! ^* |  i( p0 Kcon ditions: central heating, room service on
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" K9 F; y9 `. [, H- o2 e1 \Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!