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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
4 V( E& b/ e1 ^/ g7 gnext life backwards!! p# G) E. y3 b9 O& O* s
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
5 j, c5 O0 V% m7 n6 mfeeling better every day.
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) `+ M0 \( C: n6 K) P+ h; k; ~- [When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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When you start work,) K, |# x5 |1 h5 j- ~7 |) W k
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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& i0 Q& w" S4 _0 Y- _6 Z* BSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,: ]6 H% @/ {0 e1 V3 [, U$ E
and party.9 e1 X, O' [: u7 G' [; s
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As you get even younger, you become a kid) h$ D; @* \ j$ `
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no0 v# N/ L6 U* Y' l/ A
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.4 L( \4 U% _" U* b7 s
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You spend
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spa-like! r' g, L% \8 \8 h6 S# c
con ditions: central heating, room service on. I* l0 q$ r$ z! N) t
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( D, g( J& _* \- {' x2 LUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm. g: U+ G% w6 j4 t' _
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I rest
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