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MY NEXT LIFE
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( t5 {2 Y p$ A2 f! [& LI want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home+ ~, `+ P+ t. F& e
for being too healthy, you spend7 u2 H) Z% K0 `+ R! p
several years enjoying your
2 c8 y4 d n( K: T5 i( dretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,, |/ h9 e+ Q5 E# N3 E, O
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or0 M# o3 {( X' I+ q0 m ?
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid7 ]( N7 C; O7 S( W) f
again.
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! ^# ?% L0 j: H" xYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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* G' ]$ M5 x& N4 R$ ]( ?# S: QIn a few years, you become a baby and
/ k0 j4 K6 d4 e! v" Reveryone runs themselves ragged
% [' v8 R b, f g$ n3 n/ x% e8 z- Hkeeping you happy.; R2 f2 f3 T* O+ d; ?
2 ?% P* a0 y9 M4 T( k5 Q c8 e6 Z. xYou spend% M% J. C7 _; J' k# K8 l
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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: Y, S! Q5 F: B. U0 kcon ditions: central heating, room service on
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6 x: ]# Y7 |& {7 F* P: i6 {8 P6 I* VUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest8 a% f& e" y7 A6 P% q/ o* y g
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