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MY NEXT LIFE
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( L+ W* e* `& J8 P+ CI want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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* \5 m. t, F6 m% FThen, you wake up in a nursing home
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% J6 z5 y# s M7 s4 u; L" hWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your6 b1 U- d5 M5 K
retirement and collecting benefit checks.( t( _% Z; d: a# c: |9 l
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When you start work,
A, F% V1 s6 I* n/ byou get a gold watch on your first day.- W% ^! ~# k/ a& r2 u( Q' b) P
" R, n1 }# @+ [% D {+ ^# bYou work 40 years or
1 S) j* g5 D) I) @2 F* Sso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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' T9 I* c, J6 k; zSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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! E5 Y$ B1 t/ c2 m" [. tYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and, \7 z8 h3 b0 h% {
everyone runs themselves ragged' F. |( @2 L% ]/ D
keeping you happy.
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You spend
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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