MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE

9 d: [, D! ?! a. @: dI want to live my
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
) M' t) h+ J3 G* t3 |feeling better every day.

When you are kicked out of the home
6 r: B3 e8 x$ B; Nfor being too healthy, you spend
6 t/ ]4 _4 k! useveral years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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& j2 V* `& n- y; H5 X% r' x) f% SWhen you start work,
/ t: S1 y- W" [4 w/ H+ ^you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
7 w4 b/ @' H5 \& V+ `$ p9 \so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
work.
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  v2 J7 J& \4 V0 h6 {) |5 qSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
, z% e. t( O$ G* u* e- b5 D/ eand party.

: F4 x4 n# r3 _) IAs you get even younger, you become a kid
, x0 k: M" a; B0 t6 A: xagain.

You go to elementary school, play, and have no
% F$ h2 `' I$ g. rresponsibilities.

% H9 ]9 u) a0 K; M% _) h+ g  VIn a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
3 ^8 J; p# W1 s+ skeeping you happy.
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You spend
4 |% J; p& E9 D7 L  z5 N7 Ayour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
0 _, Y) N7 y. [% Q0 ~spa-like
9 b; b+ o" r/ b  \- J/ D* i9 mcon ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.
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9 }& R) T; R; X9 iUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

  i& L4 W5 U/ [9 R! h9 KI rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!