MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.
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2 r) u* Y- t* Y: ~' n  PThen, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.

When you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.

. b; U" N  {3 \1 m% w* \You work 40 years or
2 V7 n! B* \/ X& Q( ~so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
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% l1 a7 X% r# t7 i6 T( g/ aSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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8 w9 U; P4 q& UAs you get even younger, you become a kid
4 j, W( v0 H- P8 iagain.
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5 O( x% K4 x. ~: ^7 F6 p) ]9 iYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.

+ P, f) g/ G6 R5 \4 KIn a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.

( @. _  M# u6 xYou spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
0 v, I; q7 i) O' X& n, Mcon ditions: central heating, room service on
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$ G. b, i3 V1 H' |  ^Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!