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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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& x+ T0 V3 c4 b) _# R; ~1 vYou start out dead and get that out of the
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1 c5 u& g* S8 [ u9 GThen, you wake up in a nursing home7 V1 f2 ?& B# d) m0 @! N
feeling better every day.( l" c+ c( h+ C
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When you are kicked out of the home
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& M; q- ^" c& ?6 i- V: e# h9 I5 rWhen you start work,
( z2 C0 O' {4 ~ qyou get a gold watch on your first day.9 d3 v" m, U; X/ |; j1 e, W
; Z) L: h! s# ~3 v$ G4 {You work 40 years or
, L7 @1 t4 d* b' w( J- _# d( B* vso, getting younger every day until pretty soon& j3 y* i* p! e5 n& M' @
you're too young to- i6 B" b8 d5 l4 S: l4 m* j4 s
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( o$ @6 J# }+ c' ZSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,) w2 R4 g5 [ p+ E
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no! W: ~7 } b* C1 d- T: Z3 Z$ F
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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You spend
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spa-like. o; Z& d: P- @- X
con ditions: central heating, room service on, @8 e& ^+ S5 V2 k
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.) |$ T- B# U: v6 d& c) I
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I rest
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