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MY NEXT LIFE- J" P5 H+ X* T* b
9 n c4 }/ M$ l7 p$ ]% fI want to live my9 b1 U: l/ `) o) u7 D& j7 L5 s3 L
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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6 E2 [; }* t# p! ?6 w' T( ]% CThen, you wake up in a nursing home3 a3 f: T- D0 V7 h8 {6 E* m
feeling better every day.
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& T' _$ c& h5 ?7 x0 `4 A# OWhen you are kicked out of the home( @% C6 O& Y9 `; d4 M: V" X
for being too healthy, you spend: L \3 Q+ L- X
several years enjoying your
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When you start work,. b9 @: w& [$ r* x Z! m4 l
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or8 K7 f3 a# X4 z0 U
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work.
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n% ~& ~) ^3 [# I1 {So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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) o8 s4 ?4 M/ t* x* D! B/ \ T( qAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no7 z7 q& m4 j9 S& Y: r9 r) g) H
responsibilities.7 b h6 ^6 V( C7 K+ c
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.
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You spend4 L6 o6 }) H# S3 u2 K$ S: k2 E, R
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on# f7 z( M& T8 [
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.7 e+ ^ A9 C1 H" a' g8 j( F/ R) u
1 W/ y) ^& A6 J7 rI rest
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