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MY NEXT LIFE' b& u+ j% A% c
" T1 W& r j0 M) tI want to live my# Z j. u2 i7 l: W) O
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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/ g( R }9 g" FThen, you wake up in a nursing home
3 i7 K- u$ C& o' ^feeling better every day.
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4 E( n7 O* S2 S/ ?4 M5 y4 G+ I5 tWhen you are kicked out of the home/ a/ t9 n" z/ N, x; N: D0 L2 m
for being too healthy, you spend. R8 m2 f! I" e# b$ E
several years enjoying your
3 O6 d3 u6 h9 e! Xretirement and collecting benefit checks.: Y! m9 ]0 |1 F( I6 Y9 H' m$ C" S* x
2 E U2 y3 y3 FWhen you start work,' c6 f7 I% |4 F
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or5 E+ w. f+ h. Z1 k7 p
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
- d2 h( C' s6 |+ L, Fyou're too young to
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& r* P9 h. f$ I- c& M* [: fSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,. x$ u* w5 o2 L" V. x2 v
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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; l2 }% W1 e- sYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
4 ~7 A& E% c' oresponsibilities.3 Y& Y& t, {" V& Z" r7 x3 X
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In a few years, you become a baby and
, j+ a7 A- V* R, Z+ `- _: aeveryone runs themselves ragged4 w, L6 |5 i- ?! C; Z' s! |
keeping you happy.0 t) w! q# p0 D" R
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You spend
+ N% U! q4 [) h; B t6 `/ syour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on+ U) ~& T5 G4 B6 H1 |5 ^. D1 f
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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9 ~% @! m2 Z( o* ]I rest
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