MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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$ y* X3 A5 f5 M4 L; HI want to live my
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
. r7 r' T& W( c3 E, A( q" Tway right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
, C  }" M6 v. W7 y* T* vfeeling better every day.

When you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
/ i4 f( Q$ T- b" g% cseveral years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
work.
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7 }7 I8 u: H/ r0 JSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.

6 m2 D- T2 \! Q. E$ V) c5 X$ dAs you get even younger, you become a kid
again.

  A- V# O2 j' u, o; N+ HYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and
$ c8 P9 t" T7 r2 u' D; N/ meveryone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
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% \# q7 \# t! h$ x" q' {0 [- A5 [) iYou spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.

% @" S9 p7 z# I" EUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!