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MY NEXT LIFE
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, X& i9 C1 \) L1 R+ j7 eI want to live my% d6 k& \8 C- |4 E4 q
next life backwards!( H* x4 K# k8 H# v5 l" e* v6 O
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You start out dead and get that out of the" g$ w0 _9 ]& ^# m: f! a! @
way right off the bat.: {6 d* q3 f. [" m w H6 b. {' |
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home5 f* q+ `7 O b1 @7 ~4 X! o2 `* g3 B' p
feeling better every day." H, D: ~0 W( W2 B8 _" I
. s8 h6 c9 j& c1 gWhen you are kicked out of the home
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6 X2 h$ U |. L; f. d r2 M, @When you start work,$ F5 x; C4 v$ L% F" `4 |
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or2 `8 Y4 F% W! ]% j" g3 }$ T1 ^
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,* `6 Q9 _4 [( N+ \& F% o
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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* r3 A' H# L" k3 r) ?# e' T7 wYou go to elementary school, play, and have no( b/ Y. e# A: V5 r
responsibilities.
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, D9 j& B$ W& B& m* X' [2 L* X* hIn a few years, you become a baby and
8 s3 y) i( `8 g [# K. s4 keveryone runs themselves ragged
8 r7 [$ A0 w( ckeeping you happy.$ q2 G( h7 @" |2 Z+ l( @9 D
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You spend; f3 z8 l b0 |; Z
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.0 [" t1 G# t9 ]" S/ f( U
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