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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE3 R6 e+ ^% a4 c2 D2 \

; A5 \# \+ b$ h! uI want to live my$ g/ H) U! p- }$ R( c
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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When you start work,
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to6 M; W' }' C8 e5 f! n) Z" r
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,4 u5 l/ ~5 x* x; Q
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid5 ]( X5 b' _" k- y# T% f' M
again.
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6 l. `( ~; p5 D9 w5 |' `/ @5 PYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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7 `  O7 a! K# y- n# e: _In a few years, you become a baby and/ c9 Y  r$ b6 _6 @: _
everyone runs themselves ragged
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6 w9 c- L8 d$ w5 @3 K4 |You spend
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spa-like
+ s9 E2 c5 c+ P7 E; A7 `6 z) Kcon ditions: central heating, room service on
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! ]/ k4 B$ E. d' W! FUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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