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MY NEXT LIFE
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6 V' m7 _" _! P+ i- [I want to live my
w7 Q! Q* |8 m$ Bnext life backwards!9 _, Z; o1 v" h ^+ w) ~
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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( U) c, X' X; W8 b! [# rThen, you wake up in a nursing home
5 ?1 g% o) Q W- L* v3 ^4 z# }# Wfeeling better every day.! M/ ?; g' {) T# E. H
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When you are kicked out of the home, X4 ^& D+ F. V$ ^/ p
for being too healthy, you spend. `" W( S" h P! A& R n
several years enjoying your
c1 p; o6 q8 Y8 s4 N" s$ Bretirement and collecting benefit checks." S% D- H8 H- k+ T1 T7 {7 x5 }( X- n
8 _' k7 G a: U) xWhen you start work,, h- x6 k- [! J6 R( h
you get a gold watch on your first day.2 L) q: r4 H1 k. ?- |! V+ X; c
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You work 40 years or8 ?* }& T1 K; h( C
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,5 [( @6 m# w9 E
and party.
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5 R7 S' r# k7 @. D4 eAs you get even younger, you become a kid5 y9 a4 p: \4 D. i' \# u8 k
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no3 f% R7 c& g: R1 [8 @
responsibilities.$ z' A; r2 a- m8 ?( r8 [
2 Y4 V4 m6 N9 `/ aIn a few years, you become a baby and G5 W \9 k7 N- s7 @6 _* l
everyone runs themselves ragged
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: d3 b+ k& W# [9 `) L+ o" `You spend
3 T# Z, b, h9 _+ k3 Jyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,6 _2 ^" _* D) M
spa-like
6 \5 ~ Z# A" I' ~6 a$ Vcon ditions: central heating, room service on
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# l [# L' ~, o$ h; c: w0 dUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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5 ]& E4 G* I/ g- J0 ` l" y3 t" qmy case. |
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