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MY NEXT LIFE- f- U5 u5 P4 Y& q# H. H
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I want to live my! b+ H& W; L( U& O
next life backwards!
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* P; y4 j4 L" M: L, I8 KYou start out dead and get that out of the+ M9 t* u- V' z I3 G
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home+ O% r& X; {) a5 ~8 g. R$ K& E
feeling better every day.+ g4 I& w2 s1 E: @2 R1 t. W8 K
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your% `& R, D& O$ S7 G1 i% ?7 S
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,! p4 j* L3 Z6 J( k. m
you get a gold watch on your first day.- v! [% S8 b k+ w* [. ^
, [' o. d% Q- v& S% }! v* Z. qYou work 40 years or
5 C5 l" X% S; u/ t8 i- w; Zso, getting younger every day until pretty soon) f' D& R) _2 ^% }# V* W/ G, A/ C( f
you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no. l( }2 _) j/ c) O
responsibilities.1 N+ j; K: Y9 }& e! U% J
/ F0 w( @% m0 H7 T' U7 ]# q; gIn a few years, you become a baby and
' N e4 G7 S% _0 Yeveryone runs themselves ragged) y+ G4 ~# h9 u$ ^5 q$ a6 q( W
keeping you happy.
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7 t! i2 A0 X/ j( V, x; BYou spend7 X& h" K' a+ J6 u! d
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,2 p1 m( y& m" L$ z" A% |
spa-like
$ ^* C# ^' [0 Z S5 M& ncon ditions: central heating, room service on3 U; v0 u1 F$ }5 C
tap.- `: `$ p: m+ r9 D1 y6 |
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.* w5 h( Z. Y T6 y9 p1 P- @) W
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I rest* o9 m) e1 p9 e& c4 [/ b
my case. |
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