埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 2466|回复: 3

MY NEXT LIFE

[复制链接]
鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE- }% F- \7 v  ~& ~( Y0 J7 N
8 Y5 F$ G( j$ G" x. f  j+ N
I want to live my3 M5 ^; t9 X4 a3 d- D* d
next life backwards!
* X. G6 p6 t8 l1 F1 y' L/ O/ a8 k% B& o8 C/ x
You start out dead and get that out of the
# U  I2 V7 i+ h) Wway right off the bat.
- p: F* o- |2 l" |: y6 e. {; v! I( G! G
Then, you wake up in a nursing home2 E0 }5 b7 b7 J" P& l1 l# `; z# ]
feeling better every day./ k8 b, Q  J/ A6 `2 f4 I

1 O! i8 }, T7 nWhen you are kicked out of the home% O2 @' h4 o5 C) I5 g0 }+ y
for being too healthy, you spend
6 G' {6 _% W* w$ S$ w) M5 mseveral years enjoying your
" V3 \& ~; n- x5 d" @retirement and collecting benefit checks.
1 K& ]$ k* j4 n1 M
$ i2 K  U" G0 t8 E1 M2 ]When you start work,
- A6 g' s5 Y% t  k5 \you get a gold watch on your first day.
8 w* x' Q0 k  K8 t' F' ~' y2 k
8 G: a% d0 ]4 C  B3 c& v1 f) HYou work 40 years or4 K( Y# O7 N6 u  Y5 f
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
7 A5 Q1 p- ~6 j. Fyou're too young to
! n: A! z" E: f, N6 R9 \work.
6 t6 g) y& l7 K* L; h( K; `9 d% T6 h$ u: G
So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
, E3 y+ a7 [9 B0 }7 l- H/ ]and party.
  U& ^$ U) J0 `# m" z" w
% R3 j. T! g9 ?5 \As you get even younger, you become a kid( S, O, ]2 _# e( }
again.$ u1 N" E, d" K

/ K2 y" C2 b6 G% {2 x2 m; w3 q4 J' FYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
$ J, x0 i' E( L6 O% Gresponsibilities.; w) i; v0 J  i

4 Z2 X& A3 V* X; C) ]  t8 P1 s( MIn a few years, you become a baby and! s% ]# Y# c5 }2 c9 @
everyone runs themselves ragged
& y3 A, c& p4 \" e2 J) ~1 Q9 lkeeping you happy.
/ T' p0 Z' i* D% ~
: J) o7 ~5 O6 kYou spend
! G  }7 t$ {/ B, d% q& ?8 c, Lyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,* K$ M* H; S% S. B! N$ _
spa-like
% l. T& \) }# t7 l6 Y2 mcon ditions: central heating, room service on4 S- U0 T+ ?+ G( p# P8 `
tap.
: L; I; x, j3 p( U1 m9 D8 w1 [" _- l
Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
4 t8 M0 I( ~4 _/ G9 x3 x7 t7 g( a; m# E9 x
I rest
+ s! h  x' |0 H# d, L8 kmy case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
情非得已 该用户已被删除
发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2026-1-31 07:12 , Processed in 0.204182 second(s), 16 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表