MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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, X& i9 C1 \) L1 R+ j7 eI want to live my
next life backwards!

You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.

. s8 h6 c9 j& c1 gWhen you are kicked out of the home
! G% K; t/ q- ~$ rfor being too healthy, you spend
6 U8 R. e7 ~$ L- q( {/ Xseveral years enjoying your
: O" U! ~) Z" G% mretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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6 X2 h$ U  |. L; f. d  r2 M, @When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
+ N1 K% c& R. D' a4 B" j5 |you're too young to
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
/ S! p1 T1 m% w& kagain.
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* r3 A' H# L" k3 r) ?# e' T7 wYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.
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, D9 j& B$ W& B& m* X' [2 L* X* hIn a few years, you become a baby and
8 s3 y) i( `8 g  [# K. s4 keveryone runs themselves ragged
8 r7 [$ A0 w( ckeeping you happy.

You spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
+ ~( h3 k, a6 }# M' R) D' Cspa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
; _9 a+ w- f& N- Dtap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!