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I want to live my5 h7 J3 B$ z9 c0 \
next life backwards!# N3 b' M" i1 w3 w4 X
4 M! R+ h0 |& ?0 s1 DYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home) w v( [# A* h, S4 @) L$ y
feeling better every day.4 E Z) v) a9 x
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When you are kicked out of the home
; j' Y* |& i, d, }0 c) O5 l$ S6 }: ~for being too healthy, you spend# C6 r$ v8 D' M! a$ F: Q" L/ W; g
several years enjoying your
s0 L5 y- _9 h2 a, k7 Bretirement and collecting benefit checks.8 x; X& b, S# |/ W( ~7 Z: ]4 O
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When you start work,6 r3 l( B: N- P( B3 I9 x/ \1 ]# H6 e5 F
you get a gold watch on your first day.. E5 E" A$ X# G! `0 `$ c
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You work 40 years or$ R( t, \) ^# S6 L
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon* M4 T5 S. K8 W6 z- y; l& C+ B" Z1 \
you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,8 |6 c% c' Y- R, \/ \0 k( U
and party. h: |9 A) A, @8 b/ Q1 F# T
) i% l+ G2 y# q& x8 O- iAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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7 X9 e( n: F" CYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
+ ~$ I/ L8 q7 b* `$ p+ k3 P% xresponsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
( Q- O0 |) t: @' r5 U+ O Ueveryone runs themselves ragged
/ ?' p5 k: M" ?6 q8 skeeping you happy.
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/ T# |1 {/ \- k7 LYou spend
0 V- f) f7 w' r. Iyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,$ k! j) U( @# F( K
spa-like
! W% N% Q2 B+ X- h: h- Kcon ditions: central heating, room service on+ R! i6 z3 g% n! ] [$ S% D" }
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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