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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the& G$ H" V7 S" y- l
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home: J2 v0 d [6 R
feeling better every day.- }) X9 B$ S/ N: v, X" O ]5 j
" Y- X6 n5 Y+ }0 JWhen you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.7 v+ U! e8 o) Q
: [2 G& z' M7 g9 G* O: KWhen you start work,
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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$ z8 k E4 i w# w3 gSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,$ T6 T- G+ c' V( B; z+ C9 \: ~
and party.
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& W0 Q6 y% t5 G0 }, [As you get even younger, you become a kid9 h, {/ u C8 t7 u' v
again.
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( _0 l/ `1 I7 W6 KYou go to elementary school, play, and have no9 g+ Q' |0 t4 [3 b
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.
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5 I! b& x0 Y5 r6 H. lYou spend
, @. [$ m( ?1 J" g' M. fyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
]8 k- E& s( O6 \spa-like
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tap.
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( s5 t% s. o+ m" EUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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- g2 @; G7 j( @/ Y' bI rest
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