 鲜花( 3)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
MY NEXT LIFE: @! s6 z% R1 V9 m9 N
6 A5 l. w/ U+ ]8 l/ Y
I want to live my/ i1 Y# }( M j6 ~& z4 J# d
next life backwards!6 i7 V5 f. A1 F& j# E. z
n- R% h$ d! o: V/ d0 d$ g$ D8 qYou start out dead and get that out of the
8 L% l6 N& `. J$ I4 K9 M/ qway right off the bat.
% S. C9 J M4 e+ y) W( c" f3 _* L
Then, you wake up in a nursing home5 z; q. q0 e& L8 N: X
feeling better every day.: i# h: Q! L4 j7 o2 x" a, |- v
5 G1 m! m) A; p; T, k5 T" v2 C2 LWhen you are kicked out of the home' V2 O) P( o) u- Y
for being too healthy, you spend
& j! Q. p+ f. q1 ^several years enjoying your
. r! L1 q7 w( d' oretirement and collecting benefit checks.7 @. y& } @/ P3 R \( z7 A8 a
+ O, Z1 y3 l/ _2 C% nWhen you start work,
H( K; b6 _" i6 w% Jyou get a gold watch on your first day.
8 n9 s% P9 W. q3 @8 F0 k! u6 ^# R- S' Z6 i% ^4 g& M
You work 40 years or
$ t3 m7 W0 b1 a% u( oso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
# @/ k) @5 Z C- S1 @you're too young to
0 D0 M) a0 Z* n" y+ C. y# F. Ywork.* S- S7 I9 p: q+ c: O& J6 B6 n
; b9 M5 L3 g" R4 e; {9 ?
So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink," C, t5 @+ U6 u
and party.
! b/ x4 f0 @4 V% k/ u7 T4 P- C: q
' P2 U: Z8 q; E+ G" u2 ?5 RAs you get even younger, you become a kid0 z3 O3 G9 v" K; n! @. v/ N- P
again.! y3 O* u* g# P* F0 o
m q% |/ F) S2 h; oYou go to elementary school, play, and have no# e. n8 l6 U7 {/ W! B* E
responsibilities.
6 D, Q, j: G) `% l; @: d0 V( |% K
/ g% o7 H& ^: F" @ L2 bIn a few years, you become a baby and# ?9 N- }; Z/ m* O( v3 s
everyone runs themselves ragged$ x$ @, I2 m* n) g! w* {8 q) d u
keeping you happy.) } G) c; ~$ t' d2 i& d/ u
- T3 s5 K9 M& G5 a6 ~- X
You spend1 R' A+ C( x& L- E, N1 Q& K
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,+ L/ {. v3 n" R, v5 n5 E
spa-like
* S0 _: j- c% J9 |$ _5 C; tcon ditions: central heating, room service on/ P2 I2 V& w3 `3 Z
tap.8 N) B+ n; A1 k# h! o9 ]
1 q& S/ [9 d B' u( Y
Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
/ y K0 n9 \. Z; Y9 P$ b6 y7 k# U; m! ?
I rest$ }# e$ D4 t4 m* @% D% [( I
my case. |
|