MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
8 H% b. [$ v$ L3 a8 Unext life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
. n+ s; Y1 w  {& j2 w3 ]. d7 Pway right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
( c6 T- x3 a' F! [! Q& {. T6 Wfeeling better every day.

When you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
, U3 F, m( }7 e% Fseveral years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.

3 j; B' b' ~5 ?- I5 Z# iWhen you start work,
5 U2 E# S' A) E- S/ H& _you get a gold watch on your first day.

  O6 y' f( o2 v- \7 m! R" fYou work 40 years or
- N$ d; A( N2 P! k8 O. X5 r( |so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
4 j. H# I: o" o! K  [you're too young to
work.

So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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( J% {/ J9 n$ wAs you get even younger, you become a kid
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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" o, h- m7 k5 p3 L; YIn a few years, you become a baby and
- [; c3 f9 g* }3 E( {' ?/ U! `. keveryone runs themselves ragged
# j( b# `# ?. lkeeping you happy.

6 W8 N4 E% Y* Q5 o* i" a- }4 iYou spend
2 ~8 |0 ~( I) D; B5 tyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
0 J* s! Q* [( A2 X: U0 W3 Dspa-like
3 P. ]1 P# f* v2 J; ?con ditions: central heating, room service on
5 C6 j9 f+ C5 A- v5 [7 a: htap.

Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

0 i" g* {+ v, \' N# J& {I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!