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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the+ {! g0 Q3 D! Z- R+ R* }
way right off the bat.& @& ~! e4 R2 Q7 u9 h4 G, H
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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for being too healthy, you spend, l5 P. ~; U0 u5 h7 X
several years enjoying your
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When you start work,
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to8 m, q* `; z/ W. i. \+ E
work." @8 |" R7 E! h" b1 T" T/ S
; L: M( O' s( {! F6 cSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,# g& W% V: V- P. Q( x: ~
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid2 w2 v( f* F( d$ `4 [% X2 c
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no, i. a7 ]& a+ u4 r& `* @4 g# S. \+ M
responsibilities.0 h8 Q! H, \: c; N/ [* ^
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In a few years, you become a baby and( l: y9 f1 O8 M
everyone runs themselves ragged
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your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,: M# h6 X: v% {- b, C
spa-like$ n& |8 s' V5 N P* B
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm./ K& d8 T* R3 ^+ j
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I rest
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