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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE" ~: R4 }- [! ~/ t
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I want to live my( d; l7 j1 ^8 n2 [
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the# ~1 a  R3 t) J( y( O- S& ^
way right off the bat.7 y6 M  l# D; @3 f& ^  d$ V  T/ m

- i  i7 h, c1 gThen, you wake up in a nursing home4 J! a1 C0 H5 I3 G  d: C& R
feeling better every day.! A7 c$ z: D% D+ d7 D5 m
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
3 s; g2 ~1 y" Z( B9 u6 x: lretirement and collecting benefit checks.  ~$ d. o( p$ F& P6 o& @

& r7 e6 _1 x  O3 ]# u! QWhen you start work,; V' X; C0 Y$ v% n
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or6 N/ y) _/ \) h
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon0 G' [6 T% s  }* n+ }+ A: E3 W
you're too young to0 d; W2 I; t5 g" h# N, e
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid. w5 @% \+ h/ A* B2 l$ r
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no0 g! ^& g* ~6 Y
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In a few years, you become a baby and- K" H' z( u& i
everyone runs themselves ragged
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You spend
( U1 K6 |) z( j- Uyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,- I$ O4 H% `9 B* E" y( r. o5 b
spa-like' B1 L8 z; ]( w' ]$ T: o
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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