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I want to live my
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2 W! h) I% k: H3 I& t/ g/ kYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home$ }( G( q/ P: Q$ z
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.2 \( ?# p* ~# Z' R
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When you start work,
/ ^% a {2 f+ O6 i+ @you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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- `: X& \+ S, E2 n8 @you're too young to
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' i4 x& i0 O4 W% `% zSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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4 G5 y3 b8 n7 p% E& o( G- HYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy., g. j2 q7 ^# D6 @+ w
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your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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7 X; o A' ]& |5 L( S+ {5 Wcon ditions: central heating, room service on% v1 C4 T% L" Z& H
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.$ f, S, L, S p1 Q/ v
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I rest) b( B2 n g( h) f! U; _" X
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