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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my7 ?: S9 Z. i2 A- u, }
next life backwards!
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- q: w* c5 B$ ~. T7 Q6 hYou start out dead and get that out of the* V5 \6 R% V2 H8 g3 f1 h8 I
way right off the bat.
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2 v0 ?  u0 T6 ?. q- cThen, you wake up in a nursing home
$ [  P( r+ \' y) Nfeeling better every day.! B; z- l8 l0 S$ k& a1 [" w

) U9 x9 J! C) @  ^* J; m. lWhen you are kicked out of the home/ R2 E- S' X8 Z7 n) a6 s; ^; T
for being too healthy, you spend) Y5 e& E: x8 U" q0 K: F# R
several years enjoying your. L1 B1 v/ _: t" A; P$ r
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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' k' N* x1 N1 [5 ^7 r# zWhen you start work,
4 \3 F" s+ ]" M9 D' h, f9 Ayou get a gold watch on your first day.! w1 h/ g- F" p6 S5 B, S1 w9 J

/ K3 }( M, n3 ?. xYou work 40 years or# S: \' u4 p# k) h% w( K$ }9 W
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon1 ~. Q5 X. k  i! w6 |8 R
you're too young to" V1 V& G  G; M, M, g& m
work.
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8 G3 ~+ ~  ~9 d. T# _# U' DSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
5 ^: `$ W+ H" Y- c+ ?and party.
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/ Y8 \6 b4 v& Z0 @' w6 }) _As you get even younger, you become a kid* ~+ |2 ?4 r" B: s( J4 \7 z& u
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
* e& o4 P0 Y, O7 l2 C$ veveryone runs themselves ragged* J  a5 `7 h' X4 |. o( T
keeping you happy.
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You spend
6 y& X  D3 z: f  Iyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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5 F$ `: _" x4 F$ R0 e4 G4 Gcon ditions: central heating, room service on
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4 B& j+ L& n' t$ iUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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