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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my3 A, y$ G0 H: w, @
next life backwards!
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# T; A1 `! J- b, ^You start out dead and get that out of the+ u# I7 O- _3 f; m% C
way right off the bat.. ^3 Y+ K4 s! r. B' {
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home) \& W1 X2 j3 }# M( l9 n5 Q  L& |' F
feeling better every day.4 k, Q3 A! A6 o; Z

( a/ R0 w; R: E4 u- H+ e  L+ LWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your6 R7 h# P4 \) `7 r
retirement and collecting benefit checks.5 W9 s7 Q% b/ }
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When you start work,& P/ c7 \. O8 r1 v6 c/ c
you get a gold watch on your first day.: |$ g7 k4 w# D& m! U2 p2 N8 x
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid  @5 p! D4 F6 k$ y
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no- m* d9 |  z! ]0 h4 M% J2 M& G
responsibilities.
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# ^+ q- z+ v% X! M7 p3 sIn a few years, you become a baby and
. p! y0 F* i/ @9 W% ?$ }5 Yeveryone runs themselves ragged
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You spend
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spa-like
$ W9 K9 i. N! j% [2 v" jcon ditions: central heating, room service on0 T! m6 R. p( V" ?
tap.9 x, j* D- {: X. H

; t5 o7 L. m* `3 `/ _Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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