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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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4 f+ [0 ]  O7 v3 y( S# \! G3 @I want to live my' f0 e/ l4 a. z. [! {% P* o' q
next life backwards!
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# u( i/ N8 e! B; F9 W! F# Q0 I% Y5 oYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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7 x" b% ~: D  VWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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When you start work,' P1 W6 h$ J; z' D7 Q8 s' D, u
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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  H+ J2 Z" Q' {. l/ F8 ?) c* y: bYou work 40 years or
4 P8 S* d0 s6 xso, getting younger every day until pretty soon9 v/ W9 _6 F* Z* g, ^) h, A3 y# M
you're too young to% r( \8 Z1 T( _/ l
work.; b4 C3 @$ M# A  U, ], ]; x
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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2 K- A9 X  [. e9 V9 }As you get even younger, you become a kid
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/ }0 o/ }2 r) f) G% ~) lYou go to elementary school, play, and have no$ h2 ]; Z! S  Q
responsibilities.
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7 A  @4 V% _- r: UIn a few years, you become a baby and' b. @, f6 \3 |
everyone runs themselves ragged+ E. v) R3 L' }' p7 `
keeping you happy.7 H/ H$ }7 G6 o3 t( O' V
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You spend
# |1 T% G; M4 J) h9 Eyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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3 p& {" F  z; c0 ]- ], k: _; nUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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