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MY NEXT LIFE1 j; j: x: s8 ^# f4 ~0 u* H6 I) T" o- V
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I want to live my$ H+ W6 b/ R0 A% i# @& h9 p, X
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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& A) d! W2 \7 L. NThen, you wake up in a nursing home
% m7 q* W8 s$ q0 Y! X8 ]feeling better every day.
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7 |( s7 G& v0 z. g( d1 w* lWhen you are kicked out of the home" c \$ n/ @3 _) Q. X O5 V
for being too healthy, you spend5 ^3 }3 b& v C! |6 n
several years enjoying your% c3 q$ J4 e9 K6 p
retirement and collecting benefit checks.; r) @5 ~# T/ @! z* Y5 l2 B, {
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When you start work,& c2 {8 w* X+ f
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or+ [8 x$ E6 p. l; |+ J1 K: k9 X
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
5 n! f, Z# J" _6 iyou're too young to
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7 N. ~' B* _5 p9 ?# i7 G" D# zSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,' t: e$ h2 A. m9 Q
and party.
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4 H& S+ T6 i- H" BAs you get even younger, you become a kid1 h6 ~/ ?0 ]8 @ B
again.
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: w! h" i7 D+ A/ H t6 rYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and! m; y: X" J, K: z+ x
everyone runs themselves ragged
* @5 t2 G! f* ?# C: o6 i, Ckeeping you happy.
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You spend
6 y# O# x* ?. ]* t% N, n" q& [your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on, h K) U$ W( V# M9 s* o
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm./ f) K3 D; I6 I; c; F
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my case. |
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