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MY NEXT LIFE
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- ^. d1 p) A! X1 \" T9 N8 G C, VYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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, V2 Q) N: [/ Z# P# |7 n" t% mWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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When you start work,. X8 U: }/ P3 l9 X
you get a gold watch on your first day.: I: T; k, I, H9 K
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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& @- n: [- A2 h% N: TSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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& i5 e( ` R3 D- z7 l3 h; U( SAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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1 D+ m8 ?. q4 E ^You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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' x6 A3 ~3 R7 Q) q- ~5 M* wIn a few years, you become a baby and8 ]7 G& Q" ?1 k- z; A0 u1 Z
everyone runs themselves ragged% i" e/ |" ^# ^3 m' d/ m" }
keeping you happy.7 W2 ?4 s5 M9 w! j
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your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,! k/ j% E8 L) I! b: D
spa-like% R! ~, V Q8 \9 {2 y6 l
con ditions: central heating, room service on4 g* z8 ]1 F$ S# s
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+ U' A, w# x& q0 U RUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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