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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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0 w7 t9 S, I7 V1 f0 w/ ^' |You start out dead and get that out of the" P1 L) d$ E' ~0 g
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your3 ^7 X% J8 d8 R; \# l2 N1 ^
retirement and collecting benefit checks.; C7 ^* [! k1 q5 }

" D7 k; Q3 O9 ~( v7 W' yWhen you start work,
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to4 S! q$ }/ l. L* s
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,/ u+ a5 a4 @) t; b
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+ @9 J' N% s) u1 |+ bAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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In a few years, you become a baby and9 ~6 ^5 @$ z4 W! ?$ ~! [4 P
everyone runs themselves ragged7 z5 k. |  ^% c, D6 `0 e
keeping you happy.* \( H2 M% \5 |3 o# T

$ M3 A$ b3 ~* y  e" zYou spend
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con ditions: central heating, room service on6 B, [" ~# u' l) f4 H
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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