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MY NEXT LIFE
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" O, b2 x3 m5 @7 B' wI want to live my8 w8 j# T9 b: r
next life backwards!0 s* s; j% n, S8 R+ L
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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. I2 t6 N9 j H+ I% e5 H7 c3 zThen, you wake up in a nursing home7 f7 m6 w. e8 }9 X- N. E
feeling better every day.* I' @9 N" T* C, W
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your3 J" s* n" t9 W# N
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,0 M3 o" u! g" l+ t; S
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or% ^, k! B; k" `% Z
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon4 X F4 `( U% g0 ~4 f5 C
you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, g' d$ l6 j8 F( q
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As you get even younger, you become a kid# C/ R, }, E3 G4 e( Y
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and' R" @8 @0 q7 w2 {4 H2 `
everyone runs themselves ragged
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) Q! q+ y/ [1 Y0 f9 y' N) K7 GYou spend
# p' q4 G( n* y9 Jyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,* n# F2 C) D3 Z- b3 p7 i
spa-like
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.. u' ^8 J! j& W5 t$ Q# T- O, Y
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I rest
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