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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE; K' `8 X8 X/ m, i8 h- b8 ]

( D. a: p) A7 F: u* sI want to live my
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0 m; w& Y; j5 f8 Y! kYou start out dead and get that out of the
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3 ]) {+ o1 M# A& F: g" qThen, you wake up in a nursing home" D+ u1 P! R+ Y$ @7 |% v
feeling better every day.
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several years enjoying your) n0 V/ W% n' z: v5 D% k! W
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,3 H7 L# }/ C# f8 i: j1 r+ s0 c4 B
and party." ]) e$ P2 ], W" J% I) e

3 }4 m: d5 ~# _' s  ^, f# `0 \0 _As you get even younger, you become a kid2 [% X% i1 d9 P0 {: ^9 Y! n
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no' x' z$ q3 N  W# E
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and7 [/ O& d# ~2 R( }3 F
everyone runs themselves ragged
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You spend1 w/ ]9 m, H3 V# r
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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