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MY NEXT LIFE# z! `9 v' G) Z2 v( }4 L
4 p+ Q3 L! d! V: R8 }I want to live my
; r& }" T# y, T+ ?/ Z4 jnext life backwards!, x. h, r9 i. s0 r$ r/ }
7 Y4 W5 N+ A9 u( Y/ S) b* TYou start out dead and get that out of the
' P% W. a% ~5 q. {/ Nway right off the bat.1 N' E& q- i6 }$ p/ e8 H, n" g
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
" I) E8 ^% W2 p0 r5 Ifeeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home7 N1 |/ `) Y3 H
for being too healthy, you spend% f. Z$ k& ^6 a+ J) t E
several years enjoying your
# a" l7 ~: v# { L( Aretirement and collecting benefit checks., z* {/ v+ V# Z. Q4 X5 ~ ^9 Q) L
) V: X- H+ Z o) P8 zWhen you start work,; u" b8 ]1 x$ e5 |5 z) z4 V
you get a gold watch on your first day.6 f9 |9 [; a, @* ?: ^
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You work 40 years or8 u5 L) c! h$ |$ @. l
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
* D# Z: p @7 W- B Syou're too young to
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4 b0 u* s. O3 ]. uSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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: Q' x, S' g" q IYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
8 D7 y7 h0 z' A( _0 u" wresponsibilities.' L* `9 N2 N! m( `, A% W
) k/ M$ ]5 b8 _/ y t- rIn a few years, you become a baby and. h* z4 R, E9 j5 T
everyone runs themselves ragged
4 i$ o( i6 c1 Ykeeping you happy.3 [0 K6 @4 s' H( X# d1 O
4 {3 R5 G- V3 ^! X+ ]& AYou spend% {5 P$ H, [8 c: A. s0 |
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,& g3 X" I, ?! V6 B
spa-like
0 W: \* e8 z- k y0 L/ z& j& Ocon ditions: central heating, room service on
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( s N5 m* T% h; G$ ?, k* w$ _Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.9 l4 t; Z/ ]/ a! I
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I rest
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