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MY NEXT LIFE/ R2 F& z) w: o1 \+ x
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I want to live my
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) c f2 p, l# j/ Z' ~. xYou start out dead and get that out of the
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. n& n9 L; K! G) r9 w$ Q, ^4 ~Then, you wake up in a nursing home9 M7 d! n6 w; x6 h) k5 _
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
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+ B, U9 q9 I% ^: bretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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6 y$ d; W* |% n. E) Z* M4 A6 bWhen you start work,% l* e( q Z, P7 w0 j: J
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or6 H4 q+ p7 c2 b3 ? V9 g: ]3 r
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work.# I) W% R! q+ _5 C' r3 k
& L: |: T0 @: P! p' A) L; JSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,/ z6 @2 c/ V& f$ I# v) R
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8 p( P* p5 ?+ c V2 aAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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{6 g( |( {3 R, hIn a few years, you become a baby and8 v4 q/ F `& K4 |/ B( e) @/ V# t; C
everyone runs themselves ragged
# b! j% o) M- x0 P- }- }2 d: Wkeeping you happy.( }0 m7 b9 c% J: Y- i: c2 ?
% H9 Z* A, c% U# QYou spend
6 Z9 p# X7 _/ A8 h( Lyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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