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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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) c* S% V- I& J) ~When you are kicked out of the home
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When you start work,
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You work 40 years or+ F: p- ~6 i1 Q* S. i/ p6 }
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon& A9 c, ]0 Y( P5 K w0 X
you're too young to) {7 @6 g! R1 R; m0 b6 t$ t G
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6 B: `" p9 C4 t0 ]0 L- G( `So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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' Y( m, ]4 H" IAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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* S% @4 m+ L+ k" L! T+ Z& uYou go to elementary school, play, and have no( w/ a5 R7 F: F# v, d2 a
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.
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You spend
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spa-like
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tap.
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$ S5 c! k4 e# k/ r6 K6 {Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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