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MY NEXT LIFE
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- E6 J, g0 F# U9 w8 f6 [2 QI want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the0 h& L* C- X" E8 W$ E
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2 }0 k9 S/ w- C, G6 a' sThen, you wake up in a nursing home
Q i" }* d2 R/ z# x5 Bfeeling better every day.0 ?7 ~% X6 w6 _4 p
0 N o( M- U2 L% K! r5 \1 | I: ^When you are kicked out of the home
1 B9 B8 u O4 W- b; h: j9 u/ w. xfor being too healthy, you spend J2 K0 U$ [( \+ P* Z% s+ ]
several years enjoying your5 D7 o: L, u& f0 G
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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& m1 c3 Z) m9 g2 q6 g" Q7 lWhen you start work,
, a3 c9 Y0 C$ W8 n7 r( h0 Gyou get a gold watch on your first day.8 r* E+ k! E& U8 W5 c. U
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You work 40 years or* v4 Z* [3 U) D! u( G" ~ H2 x( I6 g
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
; d8 P3 A& X* c! @* \4 W0 kyou're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,% R- C* f5 G8 F" X; j
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6 h& a! ^$ A% v5 J) q" QAs you get even younger, you become a kid8 e3 v* O3 x) R8 V, e% o
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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[3 x2 `; F0 bIn a few years, you become a baby and
, N# y4 L% [1 |# ceveryone runs themselves ragged
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You spend! d- M! d4 h2 D _
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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3 ]5 X! Y* ^6 @( Econ ditions: central heating, room service on
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( Q+ q' W0 _3 w( H# _7 yUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.+ h' ~( x$ i! A X, W5 r, f
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