 鲜花( 3)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
MY NEXT LIFE5 `& ?' ~8 d( T/ Y
0 ~ L s5 x4 K% X5 B9 @4 M. K2 ^I want to live my/ s+ M. Z1 w& X
next life backwards!
# n& M8 {" V( H0 i8 P# n; ]" p
6 Z$ l- |6 D6 f! Y! s2 B L5 bYou start out dead and get that out of the
* n6 ~8 v+ P! o+ A6 ]% q' pway right off the bat.
) h! {( h) {# {% Q9 N+ w6 T4 I) z
3 j5 y# j0 d/ `3 r& b& I& [Then, you wake up in a nursing home) [0 n, f% @) K2 W
feeling better every day.
) P9 {: n* T0 b! j4 I, S- |: L. A/ Z5 x" ~& i0 ]
When you are kicked out of the home
9 k9 R0 }3 Y. E& j! Jfor being too healthy, you spend
! Y# J5 W; m0 _& Lseveral years enjoying your
4 M4 s1 l: u+ a- bretirement and collecting benefit checks.1 y2 e: @$ G* o, R
/ H, J/ @2 O1 [9 C6 x% ]
When you start work,
! N8 Z$ ?4 I! Fyou get a gold watch on your first day.
+ ?9 Z2 Y, }& b0 \3 B2 @
t8 }; \! h `5 J5 aYou work 40 years or8 r" u L6 ~- n2 n# s3 U% N
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon, G7 W: i! f& s* o9 ~
you're too young to
: B: N/ Z9 B, x$ fwork.
& V! \# y+ E& ?/ G; f
+ Z/ b9 u7 V* o! d# E, ?So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, ^3 M) U5 ^% `
and party.
w7 i: p5 q2 P U" T9 A( w( e% q D4 a% T; n% d+ [; R5 r
As you get even younger, you become a kid
/ j: H+ T& h' pagain.8 R; w- _- y$ c6 A; N9 e4 d
; I2 z; u4 Q. h7 x: _
You go to elementary school, play, and have no
( D( l8 b" F$ G1 F, H+ O, _responsibilities.
* [0 S) }0 g- {( a. k9 E) u( Q0 O, Y% v2 p# d
In a few years, you become a baby and6 ^1 r( G9 F" j* w' g
everyone runs themselves ragged
; b! z" n) D( n! Nkeeping you happy.+ x" R- H2 P5 D4 c% h1 m
. X& q' t( y4 e) S9 qYou spend
6 W; r0 z b- c$ h2 nyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,9 v, `- n O; s B" \
spa-like t& J1 U0 h0 l! ?
con ditions: central heating, room service on
( U! M! X8 c9 ttap.
+ W4 T: j% Z; ~, q5 P, w& k1 W* i4 l7 p- E& L$ Z
Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.9 x) l7 G0 r# M$ Y: r2 b- s
0 L6 w0 e! c' i+ |$ g9 g$ V7 _( f
I rest
' V- l `7 m: n0 V- cmy case. |
|