MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my
next life backwards!

You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
  E$ x" P" j4 g" S  X5 }feeling better every day.

9 {) K4 }1 h" H' p0 kWhen you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.

* |) @2 A- N8 _# g/ b7 pWhen you start work,
. V0 H% g7 V% L$ Dyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
2 V1 o& c; O% f% j' o9 lso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
4 M$ k# u, j% s4 eyou're too young to
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8 P: f: ?2 M( nSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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! R; j( b: O3 b% `5 J8 r3 k: ZAs you get even younger, you become a kid
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.

1 f0 j5 p3 m1 T+ {5 xIn a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.

' L1 T; n7 r5 R9 F4 G5 g, d7 k* U, zYou spend
4 ^8 p9 V2 Y) x* N3 q/ eyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
6 X; a& R! n# m; q, vspa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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$ _4 ?( `, o% c, U1 {8 f, F  fUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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- N9 m8 {" `" p; Z3 S2 L7 p7 \0 d1 Xmy case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!