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MY NEXT LIFE8 p, f& {# [" Q" X- v
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I want to live my
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# }. a. o: I. x8 O3 E6 hYou start out dead and get that out of the
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, m5 W" s5 K/ M6 g: I5 iThen, you wake up in a nursing home
: Q) C9 B" W: w6 N% w1 e6 F) gfeeling better every day.
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' j9 u# D: i4 X! v4 [When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your4 e; _1 N3 x& l5 n1 o9 c/ h. I/ q
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
3 |( s5 J: w3 J9 w8 Lyou get a gold watch on your first day.- h; R9 k, ~1 a8 B3 G
' y/ o8 \% _# lYou work 40 years or h5 I- G8 A% @) f: H
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon$ S( w/ k u) i' M( Q! z, s8 k
you're too young to5 b% `1 `! O# K5 a; v2 i, u
work.
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9 v( K3 B4 P% `' nSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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9 _4 {7 R, `0 C1 a, fAs you get even younger, you become a kid; N7 F1 y4 e. c6 L, b0 N) B
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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0 _; {* n8 s- G# ZIn a few years, you become a baby and1 M: ^ b& W% Z8 z$ i* \
everyone runs themselves ragged
. U0 {, B/ T7 [4 Kkeeping you happy.
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You spend
& z* {: y5 B* b4 ^your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on$ ~; A4 ]7 T0 k; ~ s& S
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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