MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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4 C9 S! k1 c3 j  aI want to live my
next life backwards!

You start out dead and get that out of the
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/ U5 X/ S# j3 p# DThen, you wake up in a nursing home
% H4 g- P/ I! Y/ ?& lfeeling better every day.

When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
* R! G/ @* H1 _retirement and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work,
. n1 G; _+ H+ H4 n* m! \- a" `) ^you get a gold watch on your first day.
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: [8 [$ q! h$ k1 d6 I1 OYou work 40 years or
$ G) f' w8 X* m2 f) `+ I7 g: S4 yso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
' j$ ^  f2 {" s+ h/ h' Dyou're too young to
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.

. {, ]/ p* q/ ]0 p- N! yAs you get even younger, you become a kid
$ j4 K& ?& T0 Uagain.
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$ z. c$ {1 p8 IYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.
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# {5 F7 j2 Q, q2 KIn a few years, you become a baby and
( N0 o7 I1 I, O0 Weveryone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
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You spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
7 `& n% p) y1 \con ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.

Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

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billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!