MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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4 T8 ^* _* n- W6 a/ s; _! F" ?$ hI want to live my
next life backwards!

. N$ m( K& t! I# |4 ^9 oYou start out dead and get that out of the
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' K& B+ A. H9 M. {$ K; \Then, you wake up in a nursing home
" Z' H2 G) Y5 sfeeling better every day.

- V- v' s( U4 ]$ E/ g1 V" IWhen you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
2 q9 u( i; Q9 M) T  K' yretirement and collecting benefit checks.

8 F9 H  a+ g: g" oWhen you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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8 v# b' [! n" CYou work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
" O& f& a  Z7 i; [you're too young to
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) o9 Q6 g. I( J4 w. gSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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: L. V2 B. z8 z/ K! HAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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' y- j/ ~: L3 o" f! J7 h; S+ uYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
* {4 B7 e& ]" S( D  D+ B7 Q6 Tresponsibilities.
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. H7 k; D5 B* y' SIn a few years, you become a baby and
, N  I) h+ q: o- S  d2 meveryone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
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( K# T+ O% U$ j1 I: W7 A% qYou spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.

Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
0 V$ @1 L( B- H8 B9 u: L$ Nmy case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!