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I want to live my# B6 @, F6 t6 e- d" U
next life backwards!/ q9 V% X/ K9 C+ ^% @0 r
3 p, P6 `/ b9 t+ yYou start out dead and get that out of the) H# N. S$ C J. ^& f
way right off the bat.) [& X v: X8 d6 O0 @- z
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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4 G' K" [4 ^$ o7 k! Z$ HWhen you are kicked out of the home8 ~( ~& R0 ?1 F+ k! w O, _
for being too healthy, you spend
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When you start work,. [! V y, t& }9 [- s' Z8 G
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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work.
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* B: ~) X Z) h j( u5 hSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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5 z( X L; e& zYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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, |2 x1 Q% c7 w- o$ w6 kIn a few years, you become a baby and1 r; V& I" X9 F3 k a1 p/ V
everyone runs themselves ragged; I0 L; Y0 D3 N) q2 h
keeping you happy.% A* ~! d6 K5 U* t* ^
8 r- G, d$ j$ N$ K" a# w L5 fYou spend
* ?/ C5 g- K; O. {* oyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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