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I want to live my
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8 Q) V/ `" T+ X! YYou start out dead and get that out of the
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! k$ T1 z" a3 j0 P- P, V8 TThen, you wake up in a nursing home4 \0 O: n$ d2 k! r- E
feeling better every day.
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9 m! ]& t! r2 w/ |# R9 `When you are kicked out of the home& @: [+ p3 U. s% [& K! p
for being too healthy, you spend' b! a- K1 X1 j8 ]8 K
several years enjoying your
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7 U8 F* c) ]+ Y! a+ ^When you start work,
! |5 F% p v3 r" u* ~0 J: p G. \you get a gold watch on your first day.
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1 c* ~2 h9 q( e0 }% fYou work 40 years or/ T. u0 w$ _. p6 L
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon% }; ] `7 s, o4 p4 B
you're too young to$ P4 ?, `" W9 K% }" h
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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7 i2 j9 M; _. t% n+ R! B( wAs you get even younger, you become a kid6 `7 h; d7 C/ }8 k! p a$ ?7 _4 x
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no1 w/ _' N, C7 b3 T
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In a few years, you become a baby and0 _- D# Z" x! Z1 g0 O& R9 ~
everyone runs themselves ragged
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You spend+ L0 `1 j5 B& ?0 `' Z
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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4 c, u1 ` O3 j0 T% B/ Fcon ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case. |
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