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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my& G1 I0 |% ?& _% I$ n+ _
next life backwards!* n# o- k* ?0 @( Q( x
) x7 m* o# }# N+ i+ dYou start out dead and get that out of the
& ^3 r S/ U6 s; j; H6 m# L/ Dway right off the bat.4 c- H+ E) q4 T9 v" U* A
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
a! ` b7 K/ x8 q, q4 f7 Ffeeling better every day., q, n5 x) k( X
' ]9 ^* X! L9 F& D# cWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your1 i# l* c/ A! I1 E' M
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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/ w1 a9 s0 }6 k% H9 k6 EWhen you start work,
( n0 z! D4 A4 uyou get a gold watch on your first day.3 p9 T) s& U; ]! d; k
6 m5 \9 C- M' |+ Y8 b& ^You work 40 years or
0 K9 b7 B1 u; V, L' Y, w+ D/ Wso, getting younger every day until pretty soon, g3 l( N q+ d1 v( B+ J* r. U
you're too young to7 Q1 ], F& v+ @ |+ ? ?& O2 N0 N
work.
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9 n% _7 [ X1 X7 iSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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' B4 B8 d8 `2 X+ A6 u: UYou go to elementary school, play, and have no: Y9 p X& I3 w6 Y$ F) M
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and5 N, `" ]$ G, o# O
everyone runs themselves ragged+ s& X T$ q1 Z' B0 H- I5 P; H9 z
keeping you happy.& Z; q9 F0 ~, \+ B9 q- `
* q& H7 _) B! l# [You spend* s& R5 q* o: ~& V- c$ I# d0 h
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,% r, j% V, ~* a2 I- P
spa-like' L% ~4 p; A( ^+ n
con ditions: central heating, room service on3 s! E7 r3 N. _
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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