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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE
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) Z# v- a0 D% w& @& s) ^I want to live my" l- u$ K7 I' Y: a9 R
next life backwards!0 u" a, ?/ S$ ^- _4 m
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You start out dead and get that out of the( a6 j( T' S& M3 _
way right off the bat.
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/ p: j1 \9 s. F$ ^  z6 ]* eThen, you wake up in a nursing home
" e) p. I' Z0 ~$ \# m, A$ Wfeeling better every day.
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8 i6 h" r$ {, H) K& G/ N$ WWhen you are kicked out of the home, W0 M4 i5 n; O8 M5 y& u1 S
for being too healthy, you spend
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When you start work,+ m' ^/ Q7 r: x* j0 D& z! U, B/ r
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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& P' d, F8 w5 I2 oYou work 40 years or3 U' `& X$ C7 o. l# ~! B) U- X
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon; `; x+ P" l+ b
you're too young to
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, |8 _6 w* i% B2 i0 t$ ]: `So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,/ \% w6 N% h$ _1 a  U* @
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid" o5 a0 T$ R! ]. Y0 t) @; j, U
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and. e, J" D0 g* Y+ E7 P
everyone runs themselves ragged- K5 w  G4 E1 t' {/ `' @$ H
keeping you happy.0 ~5 j9 o6 \" W# I

$ d" ~( d4 i& N( S! N, G* P0 OYou spend
0 Y' @4 D/ A7 e/ z9 i' Oyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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% ?& Q# y3 Y$ o; K/ G7 ycon ditions: central heating, room service on
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4 ]6 Q3 `+ d: [Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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