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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE$ n9 Z% {9 s2 e" S4 g

/ d) j2 C3 M7 ^I want to live my; q6 B, z0 U9 w/ Z
next life backwards!, G" H! R* y; H+ R

* O: F+ U1 N: \( D! [# ~8 K( AYou start out dead and get that out of the
" s; V9 [- Q, S- ^: E# Vway right off the bat.5 w6 r$ @& D5 t- ~; ~% {( k

9 ^; S; s+ G6 A/ O- AThen, you wake up in a nursing home, {% k, |0 y7 ]9 b& k' D0 n1 c
feeling better every day.) U$ E3 N9 a3 o* n  ^9 z' t
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When you are kicked out of the home
1 X* P' m  y- m  ]8 p( T/ x, ofor being too healthy, you spend# e4 X/ N; w* F: F
several years enjoying your/ w; \4 \% T& a
retirement and collecting benefit checks." V, p7 ]/ J, c. d- N" `

8 O- x' w& h! P$ I; R, i2 y, NWhen you start work,
0 W0 T9 F3 T1 k) iyou get a gold watch on your first day., N8 C( ~4 J2 Q* m2 h$ Z2 ]3 ^

9 t# |4 V: V: I& ~" |0 O: e) Z& I- QYou work 40 years or; W! Z! Z1 X8 I+ _$ Z& c8 v& y
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon+ {1 L) u# t( x/ a' z  ~  J
you're too young to
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7 {# j/ ?/ c- [& q! |So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,6 n3 ~/ W/ T  H9 u# L
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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; ]/ C/ Y# r8 ]- R  SYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
8 W4 o3 I7 K" P# nresponsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and' s2 h1 I  R& w/ t2 W. s/ q
everyone runs themselves ragged
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You spend6 P- n$ P& `) I: f$ |6 U: P& H, Y
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on* a7 ^) u+ S! C& `
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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