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MY NEXT LIFE* s0 r2 A' x# H) A# \5 Z7 ?+ X
/ E- N; D( |9 e/ T1 x" W6 cI want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the- H; Y' h2 ~) c C
way right off the bat.
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7 ~' T8 N7 c0 ?1 q. ]- Z {$ z aThen, you wake up in a nursing home
h9 A1 H/ \! @; `- P9 ofeeling better every day.; z1 W" A' K0 E+ [. ?6 R4 H
7 ]! z8 m* X: uWhen you are kicked out of the home
@0 S# A8 X$ U- K7 x3 l) ~; Qfor being too healthy, you spend
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s6 T$ y% E* x8 ~0 v3 k4 z: Tretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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2 \4 q1 k: y# n$ A) b( H$ {& NWhen you start work,
0 a: ]% A6 Q0 ?. o! Y4 Eyou get a gold watch on your first day.8 j8 S5 g1 M" z$ E/ [% _* D! ^
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You work 40 years or+ ~5 C! }$ Z! c, ?
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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9 K8 {/ Y! p4 h: d# }. c" aAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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) r1 w$ G w! g ]You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
+ M) h1 S+ X9 j2 T4 X8 zeveryone runs themselves ragged
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5 V/ [- I* J) C1 a( M+ v8 h3 nYou spend. P; `4 l, X% s! f C0 L
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
* j4 D N8 M# p3 O" Dspa-like
4 C! Y$ Q" p/ ~# L/ zcon ditions: central heating, room service on
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8 h" m& m& i9 g! M( F% ]- ?& NUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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