MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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# l# L3 L& B' u- zI want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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0 |3 S" c6 a1 B; W+ T) XThen, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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0 \6 _% V9 |' s/ GYou work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
6 N* T& R$ _: j! H9 f/ m9 wyou're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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$ a" h; B9 D2 LYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and
' B: P% h9 s& m, qeveryone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.

You spend
& O( m/ f  R: e0 h' n) B& oyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!