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MY NEXT LIFE; a, I' ]. d# G" P+ w% d6 n
# `. B& _6 `1 U- VI want to live my" `) n: V$ s/ u6 H
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You start out dead and get that out of the) `% ^+ f" {, H/ X( o
way right off the bat.
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0 \8 o, b/ b, P* H; LThen, you wake up in a nursing home! D, c4 @7 e6 @
feeling better every day.
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1 r. V' v& H6 ~8 o; f' k aWhen you are kicked out of the home
# C4 {+ G7 C( a4 l: r* Qfor being too healthy, you spend
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2 h! u/ b: g- h' n+ f' xretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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9 Y/ x7 t, i# z6 _+ [7 eWhen you start work,. r ?; g- c$ W/ L
you get a gold watch on your first day.! y. r, [; M |+ T5 X2 ?7 g) L
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You work 40 years or
( t( |! c' f! {: rso, getting younger every day until pretty soon" ` \: Y! A, M7 q8 f( h& O. n4 u
you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,% N) t0 i, W# t+ p) h' g
and party., j x+ Z3 K- [% Z$ x/ `) _) E! L6 m
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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( ?1 {. P, K6 G$ I; z3 \( AYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
: }, x5 }' F" \0 y. t Bresponsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
/ i1 `4 b( ~5 X2 Ceveryone runs themselves ragged
* J* c R0 w* Pkeeping you happy.& `' k' h, ~% Y+ f) p8 }
. k3 }" |9 O: T5 sYou spend; y5 O9 |2 w' v7 P
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,$ k* w# @! s9 Y; V1 _
spa-like
! y% g Q9 l/ }% j$ r$ xcon ditions: central heating, room service on1 m! C, N& V! g. H3 @
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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