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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE4 @" r* R' Q4 ~, w- ?! f( h$ H. r3 W- F

1 s  \1 g, H8 t8 qI want to live my
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$ {2 E# r3 k: ?You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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for being too healthy, you spend: O, I# q7 f* ^2 x
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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- D9 A. j) C' F, B; I8 G: @When you start work,
) ?3 I" H8 R( k$ A/ ryou get a gold watch on your first day.
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4 Y) w8 V6 _+ Y7 iYou work 40 years or6 M! r! g. ^" M
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
( ]4 `8 U' ^1 B7 Ryou're too young to8 F4 o5 g8 n( F* L
work.
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' x+ {* e' w0 U* d& HSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,0 d" X+ x8 ?2 H  T: m& c6 N
and party.% Y7 z3 h" ]* `8 }
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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3 C& Y0 h4 E( q" {. u7 z6 NYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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! \9 ]: V5 f1 B8 j7 t: XIn a few years, you become a baby and
; [" [8 n6 `, N- v+ p: peveryone runs themselves ragged
9 O' T7 `# k# i# U+ S5 B, I+ q7 t; u" mkeeping you happy.
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3 X+ \$ u+ r% VYou spend9 |) o& p6 l( `7 g) f8 g+ F! l
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,  V3 z& d! U, V9 s
spa-like7 f/ V( U; U8 C* M2 {; T. j
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.0 l' H7 N. x" o0 m8 M: j

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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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