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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE' v& ^' O7 ^! G5 }6 f
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I want to live my5 U" y6 o1 g' i$ @
next life backwards!" d9 Y; q0 E7 K/ O" b0 T
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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4 z% y) A. u6 e- s( h) BThen, you wake up in a nursing home
+ Z) D; G, T/ w3 [/ v# o) T5 k3 bfeeling better every day.
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- c9 D( B' j4 }. dWhen you are kicked out of the home
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When you start work,3 u& V& V( K9 A4 w& Z( ^
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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) s) n/ Z. j/ h# U7 y( x8 qYou work 40 years or" R8 d& _! F, k! L0 a' b
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,; D) N' E4 j0 A% c: u
and party.
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$ g, M  W. I2 \  D. v! [4 AAs you get even younger, you become a kid! s2 T; M* u: [2 [9 ~4 J$ j7 k  r
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and7 R% q( f  e. U2 d7 Z( `
everyone runs themselves ragged
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You spend* `! J- w: q' k) p- y; v. n! l# O8 i
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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" U6 W4 O/ w3 D% P" T* [Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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