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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my G# ]& [) { L: p
next life backwards!# _' ~5 F' {% D z+ @
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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, A4 q4 j& H: kThen, you wake up in a nursing home$ N) \5 T% R+ s# T8 h; |" a
feeling better every day.$ l( [: G6 E8 g5 E0 }
/ ` X6 \4 E1 I5 I0 q4 h/ ~' @When you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.5 R5 z7 \; r+ C. h4 E) a
7 _+ Z1 L( H5 [When you start work,
. d. r, M' @2 T- O) Uyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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. n" `. o1 q# u: A9 tYou work 40 years or% D& E- F( y8 i. b7 k( G$ {
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,4 ]3 [2 a- ^- G3 Z; E3 a
and party.
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' P9 ^; F8 F7 F% {- F* IAs you get even younger, you become a kid; ^% A9 J i5 _
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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# R$ ]4 ~& R0 R* w4 wYou spend2 D$ M7 {( ]% J, k7 J6 O
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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