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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my7 G& g$ A8 ^3 O
next life backwards!% l1 {0 A& _1 ^$ Z9 s# X; ~
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home6 q3 ~9 p! Y/ d8 r' T
for being too healthy, you spend
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When you start work,
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7 e+ b" `/ U3 D# p( KYou work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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v/ T* B2 g! MSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,' B+ \2 @# Z k; e% `
and party.
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! h0 s O' J1 QAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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! Q: H8 _8 y. v5 D2 EIn a few years, you become a baby and) h- I) U' j! e! N" _
everyone runs themselves ragged `% P' s9 M6 f7 T/ f
keeping you happy.
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" H% ^7 k8 x" a3 PYou spend/ o# {2 E1 j5 X. O) {/ N H, |
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on3 o; D9 U, X3 X" R" N
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest; ~3 z1 l* V* }6 m* m2 V- }
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