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MY NEXT LIFE: ?6 C. u2 I: T, g: N
. O: u$ `0 F$ E; V4 f" ?I want to live my
2 r1 y# c, a% g) x" N- xnext life backwards!
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" O. g$ C& b) _/ tYou start out dead and get that out of the
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8 t' `! N/ J! a) D% l2 o, ZThen, you wake up in a nursing home% L1 {* M2 b- l
feeling better every day.
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5 [( U; t8 K. bWhen you are kicked out of the home6 d) D- o3 q" p* W/ O" P
for being too healthy, you spend3 b6 S6 z5 }7 S
several years enjoying your
# @3 J, @) i% m; W( iretirement and collecting benefit checks.! d/ U1 V* e5 E) U1 T9 [
6 E K4 J, J( h3 P# j. r- x) q# xWhen you start work,
3 u$ ^- k1 o( q. Q$ T, ]$ ~" }you get a gold watch on your first day.) M# q4 {$ O' I
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You work 40 years or2 e* H" d) z* x1 U7 i
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon+ X4 v/ R& `# V2 Y3 D) y' H, n* K
you're too young to" L; c; Q3 z E% G+ f6 r. O% X# e
work.
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7 t k( k. }7 J: G9 v1 gSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid5 K* @: ~+ `, @& y" z0 k- I2 U1 M: O
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no7 F8 }4 I/ T1 O: A. H) F
responsibilities.
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$ ~: _+ }" F/ H; z% m \In a few years, you become a baby and
1 M7 V, y& p. _2 @( neveryone runs themselves ragged
# l1 X2 o, O" C- Y, skeeping you happy.
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You spend/ T+ U7 n$ H, e4 Z& w
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on& M5 L$ Z9 k5 S; g" U \
tap.
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: `# U+ F' L7 g$ V Z* h! Z/ jUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm./ `: v! @# V) m/ ~
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