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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE+ _* C# s# F( z3 b: b& |. L
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I want to live my
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9 n7 X+ [% x9 ^/ x/ u# F( {You start out dead and get that out of the3 i9 j) g- F1 ?$ ]! a  L5 v# ~
way right off the bat.
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* w* `. t! E6 x- z, k3 x. @Then, you wake up in a nursing home
$ q7 ?8 B! Q# U2 r% B5 ]2 f' pfeeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home: g' s& x' ]9 S# K8 M
for being too healthy, you spend; H& ~$ P& X. A1 L1 Y
several years enjoying your
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When you start work,
( L( v- E3 t1 G1 f8 Zyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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- z+ g9 n9 x! L( ]. Z, y& L: S$ p1 cYou work 40 years or; }8 s! p- V) G6 F, N+ E* E
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon! |3 U% I+ L6 s; s3 Y
you're too young to$ U+ J. I0 x2 `- C( M8 ?
work.
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1 B& s2 R% f) j5 ?: T' p. @3 y- {So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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" b+ x: C4 T2 Y8 d, aAs you get even younger, you become a kid* m* [) ?! T' Y) f5 e$ z5 Z, q
again.
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/ `$ U, E7 }. Y* [8 t0 PYou go to elementary school, play, and have no) m' ~2 m3 D  v4 O! Q* F
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
! k( }! j/ _. ?everyone runs themselves ragged
6 h' N/ D$ P* y8 f; N+ lkeeping you happy.
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You spend
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.! I% l0 o- [( \( `3 m

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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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