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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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# `. B& _6 `1 U- VI want to live my" `) n: V$ s/ u6 H
next life backwards!" g# u8 v4 N4 \2 ]+ j
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You start out dead and get that out of the) `% ^+ f" {, H/ X( o
way right off the bat.
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0 \8 o, b/ b, P* H; LThen, you wake up in a nursing home! D, c4 @7 e6 @
feeling better every day.
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1 r. V' v& H6 ~8 o; f' k  aWhen you are kicked out of the home
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you get a gold watch on your first day.! y. r, [; M  |+ T5 X2 ?7 g) L
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,% N) t0 i, W# t+ p) h' g
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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( ?1 {. P, K6 G$ I; z3 \( AYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
/ i1 `4 b( ~5 X2 Ceveryone runs themselves ragged
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. k3 }" |9 O: T5 sYou spend; y5 O9 |2 w' v7 P
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,$ k* w# @! s9 Y; V1 _
spa-like
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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