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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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# |# @6 }+ {5 A( vThen, you wake up in a nursing home/ p0 |/ |+ L. i4 j
feeling better every day.) c T ^. Z% T6 o( c( V; ~
6 j9 ], n+ ]% I8 `When you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,0 N* r+ |; I5 [# }' q' g$ ~
you get a gold watch on your first day.+ |2 F7 `/ o6 p! ^
: [! @1 n& i5 v/ j7 G0 }You work 40 years or9 Y9 _) T [ R0 M! B. z' f
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon- {( O$ c" j+ D# S; G% K0 H3 w
you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,& A8 g, I, \ i
and party.# _; d% \4 g* ~
' @0 ?6 l6 Q$ ]* xAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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+ x8 z; I5 T" }9 r5 }You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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9 X2 x* u" a& g: f! _' kIn a few years, you become a baby and: h3 M9 {/ c. [- a0 a
everyone runs themselves ragged
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You spend
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spa-like
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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