MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE

) L1 t& Z# h" i6 z: p) WI want to live my
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
0 s# K7 }/ W  g: w' Vfeeling better every day.
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1 o( {+ L  t4 W( x: }- AWhen you are kicked out of the home
  R$ e# g- t% t5 G1 |for being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
* }' [6 [- H+ l$ R& wretirement and collecting benefit checks.

* ]& @7 o4 Q  r+ |8 BWhen you start work,
8 [' z$ t5 S, \% b( jyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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/ L0 }- ~  g; J6 wYou work 40 years or
/ D9 h7 F0 s/ p8 E: \8 z- Uso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
. k; H0 ^1 ]& r  z* k& x) u6 F6 kyou're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
  H& {2 i, V, U" n7 fand party.

, u! n# n" s3 v# Z6 H  R. ZAs you get even younger, you become a kid
' A0 e0 ?; N0 ]0 j* x8 ?+ X6 Xagain.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
7 b* M. I4 H( N0 u1 Fresponsibilities.

" n/ C) y8 f( {7 M$ v& T! k5 jIn a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
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$ ~7 N) A2 H! A" y% p( M) u7 OYou spend
6 ^" E- |- b  t- \+ Kyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
' |1 {# V; p5 n& C8 espa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
  T% M! L: Q( U- Z" g/ j6 Jtap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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7 u% F& N, G8 x( M7 j6 jI rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!