MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my
next life backwards!

6 D$ \' U) S) ?% hYou start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
* h7 d* k$ V) x9 ^' |( ~; U2 Q% Dfeeling better every day.
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; f3 K9 P, E: d- RWhen you are kicked out of the home
" a% l# X% c. \5 G+ m3 V' N0 J# ]; dfor being too healthy, you spend
+ M2 y8 j' H' s1 E! Xseveral years enjoying your
$ {. W% }- H) X" H# ~( Iretirement and collecting benefit checks.

% b. u+ @; ]/ E) T% QWhen you start work,
' S; O7 M5 S: `' }) fyou get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
2 V1 C( p0 X) b, W2 ework.

( }- d( V: ?+ L. n7 L# Y. Z( P5 zSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
! ^' O) y' _2 t2 wresponsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
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You spend
) w+ a6 G  x0 e3 Dyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
- u: T5 o5 Q! C; y0 acon ditions: central heating, room service on
9 O# Y+ q2 w. t& W0 i1 b4 ~tap.
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3 {  H& T6 ?; x8 P) OUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest
3 \' n) I" o2 j" Q4 omy case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!