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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE9 X% H; l5 ]6 b& ?5 Q* \  e

( s" Z) s1 |4 {! \. E; iI want to live my  `  ?! g& p* J+ {& f3 w
next life backwards!( B% G7 I5 g) K1 M
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You start out dead and get that out of the$ }: }6 W! d# t2 q7 w( o3 q
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home3 ~! A8 D& ]$ F, L
feeling better every day., `- B7 b+ s0 c7 b

, z" ?, C/ m4 R2 T$ sWhen you are kicked out of the home8 e# `, N; F3 K& a
for being too healthy, you spend$ L0 p6 u( I2 }' }9 K  T- ]
several years enjoying your7 L, v# C8 h+ ]( H# j% l, c" t  @
retirement and collecting benefit checks.% h: F. ~4 {/ E. Y  L( Z

2 [3 I7 e) I# {0 k, c1 CWhen you start work,  S9 ~+ ~' p+ c' b5 D+ C+ E
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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% o$ s& G$ d" A5 a6 |1 cYou work 40 years or
2 }/ [7 s0 f; x' s# H3 vso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work.
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7 `" l9 _. ~% ], P5 b6 [' I, _So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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% j( A( l  i9 eYou go to elementary school, play, and have no' _& R. h7 ]8 }) `1 h- x& S
responsibilities.8 g/ ~8 e" B5 f1 i$ l

$ G+ h. ^" y: v2 z/ M4 P# Q4 G+ jIn a few years, you become a baby and
5 V# Q! V/ d" Q1 zeveryone runs themselves ragged
  W* I( b9 n% G. F0 {keeping you happy.8 j; G9 [+ Z& D0 N9 [# U0 L! P
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You spend/ u2 B! O5 W% q) C
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,! i5 j0 }0 E0 K
spa-like- [: o& B4 @. q7 C
con ditions: central heating, room service on1 V/ z9 w+ r* c# B, Y
tap.
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& }8 T+ t; d# L, A/ r) y* j4 [Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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