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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE$ A# U' n8 y6 q3 N' D; H, W

! {+ I3 p; @" c/ Q  TI want to live my2 x" G  d+ w" f! J6 y
next life backwards!( a+ v6 x' C5 p1 e) t7 o) }

% l; G7 j6 g- oYou start out dead and get that out of the
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$ N; M5 I, ^" G5 \7 SThen, you wake up in a nursing home
3 Y% K/ @5 M3 R- W7 R8 Xfeeling better every day.
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; N  s' |" T+ z& l' zWhen you are kicked out of the home+ e( `+ W4 R4 R
for being too healthy, you spend
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6 w2 S4 m8 s; i/ c& J* G$ d" eretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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3 s  S8 @4 }# eWhen you start work,. M, ^6 l  A/ t# r1 S2 Y
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to) X& X+ R: H0 H" R. ~9 x# y
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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. j4 l) I7 }- |- L" T3 L; hAs you get even younger, you become a kid! [2 ~# w! R4 z. ]) G2 D  u& g
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7 g0 w* ~* _: l0 M: w# D- e7 WYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and( c9 c" t# ^/ X5 x
everyone runs themselves ragged
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! `% {5 r9 k7 |& j& v  OYou spend7 S- p  x. E/ s9 B& Z6 h
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.' k8 Y) E" v+ @+ A/ _. k

2 o  O" f" G5 ?8 p6 kI rest
2 K3 c' h' z. Q  ^4 Y0 Gmy case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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