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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the, e5 g8 F& b. f+ M. R5 Z; C, C4 R
way right off the bat.: c" B0 a) j2 s7 R
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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; z4 b' e( j; @2 uWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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8 q+ ^; V2 Q. x3 h7 \) QWhen you start work,. u/ j% D0 d0 r: z3 X& q. h
you get a gold watch on your first day.9 b8 }3 `: n' P, k6 Y
: m: Q9 A) T5 l- mYou work 40 years or% H" n9 J2 X8 |2 R6 i
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
+ P- W1 z9 {# D# U$ D4 d5 lyou're too young to
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& \- Z, Y. |: v5 G6 E" W4 ~/ X( \( WSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid, r9 V4 N: {( U0 R: m
again.
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# O+ R( W G" D9 e* k: `You go to elementary school, play, and have no+ y, p% G+ X; u; h2 O2 H3 Z
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In a few years, you become a baby and
* I& U. G. n N8 E9 severyone runs themselves ragged1 W( b" v+ k; r9 K
keeping you happy.' W$ S8 J, ^( z3 c# L3 R( d
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your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,$ B" Y* T- R1 H2 ^: H* g
spa-like
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tap.
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, C {/ C0 w1 h6 o# ]' NUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.( E& d6 w7 Y3 W, M1 {3 S
D: A, |8 n) |+ }% r3 y. yI rest
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