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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my; b# |5 @7 S5 D1 x* i) \  }. D; V" B
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the* U& D8 t9 Y+ @2 j
way right off the bat.3 ], i2 J+ ^: F' f

' \. f' e( _9 M7 \& u! aThen, you wake up in a nursing home/ r1 R  k' ^! \$ h8 ^6 E' Z
feeling better every day.0 L' Q4 F8 N3 g

3 ?% [6 U1 H! Z/ ]% b7 LWhen you are kicked out of the home: s- @& P4 ^* ^& F) l0 m" B
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to. U$ ]1 ^) ^1 z  E: ~- W0 b$ n
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,5 [% @! `" {0 Q+ w
and party.
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8 D$ M2 B; I+ V4 `As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no+ a  B: j; Y3 W* I1 h; T4 _
responsibilities.+ x1 q8 m2 P5 w8 b" o1 R2 I- `
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.
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: i& m1 Y9 ~& f/ z( KYou spend
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spa-like, k5 ~  ^8 h; K
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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) Q: d- }" W; e$ ^: V5 l6 y/ nmy case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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