MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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  r' D$ Z* Q/ ]" LI want to live my
next life backwards!
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8 l5 j  s; u, s$ [You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.

" f# d' D: ]% J% V0 @  S1 rThen, you wake up in a nursing home
6 J! a* N" M/ h3 r+ D; ifeeling better every day.
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" z- G' j# T9 N  T: x8 pWhen you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
0 y& D+ D0 d" Z; h5 Pyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
9 Y' o$ G7 |8 g7 _so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work.

So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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6 q3 F+ Y0 i8 ?3 t3 CAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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* ^6 M1 o0 `8 u. R# uIn a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
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6 g1 ~- H0 r! E: ?. G9 n" g! g6 W2 ZYou spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.
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8 V0 q- R  r. m% NUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!