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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE
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4 C9 S! k1 c3 j  aI want to live my+ T1 H8 L6 Q" {7 Z$ O
next life backwards!, U% c  U' L' S) u" r8 P
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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/ U5 X/ S# j3 p# DThen, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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When you start work,
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: [8 [$ q! h$ k1 d6 I1 OYou work 40 years or
$ G) f' w8 X* m2 f) `+ I7 g: S4 yso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink," x1 A* n. v' `% M3 W. w3 [1 n
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. {, ]/ p* q/ ]0 p- N! yAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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$ z. c$ {1 p8 IYou go to elementary school, play, and have no  T% `. \# u3 h2 G8 O- O
responsibilities.
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# {5 F7 j2 Q, q2 KIn a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.
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your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,8 v5 b8 Q- J! v/ j
spa-like
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tap.1 Q! `8 U# X6 K: y' P" n
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.- J. [- k# i) S. G5 H- p

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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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