MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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# |# @6 }+ {5 A( vThen, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.

6 j9 ], n+ ]% I8 `When you are kicked out of the home
% q5 N: Z3 b/ `# h4 A: Hfor being too healthy, you spend
' \, {. w7 \( a' E* mseveral years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.

: [! @1 n& i5 v/ j7 G0 }You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.

' @0 ?6 l6 Q$ ]* xAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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+ x8 z; I5 T" }9 r5 }You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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9 X2 x* u" a& g: f! _' kIn a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
5 M) C0 _4 X: V: \: N; @keeping you happy.

You spend
& I# x' `' t* g' _your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
$ t4 v  b3 _, O1 d' e* Ncon ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!