MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE

. P0 I5 k: H  i) hI want to live my
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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& N# Y/ r3 {5 }/ y( [0 KWhen you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
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When you start work,
2 ^  Q: H: l8 _2 E. [6 Dyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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. R# K+ i$ i/ _5 l/ {4 ^You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
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/ \; c. w8 w- g9 l" |So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.

4 {5 S4 A) Q/ y3 o8 \" e3 l1 v- XAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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1 q5 }1 b% R8 ]0 V/ m3 ~* e6 HIn a few years, you become a baby and
( ^1 b! v1 l" P$ c4 x1 G! Zeveryone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
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You spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
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1 w9 U7 J7 p+ Y3 K7 C4 ~( [Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!