MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my
( A; r  [/ L' [next life backwards!
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: v- T- n# e; @* Y* h$ f" h9 RYou start out dead and get that out of the
+ @5 |9 d' J+ Q4 F- f0 N8 ?way right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home
* D  U! |. \4 f8 Y7 S8 `5 Q, v& Pfeeling better every day.
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7 U/ l0 V- h+ X6 gWhen you are kicked out of the home
- U, O. H5 f  Z* @) U4 G: kfor being too healthy, you spend
& j0 ^( l+ H* l" H9 fseveral years enjoying your
& W9 w, U( h2 }' \* oretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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# R2 K! e3 F4 UWhen you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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0 e3 S8 q: K7 `* t3 ~) X6 F0 wYou work 40 years or
! K2 H3 T9 M, qso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
) e, b3 T9 ]/ W( bwork.

$ o3 x/ \" a: R! M' v9 iSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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* N2 X( o6 E4 s9 oAs you get even younger, you become a kid
again.

# n4 ^/ `/ Z% m1 ?( b. K# g/ XYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
7 @5 X8 E3 [! t: F$ }8 U& Tresponsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
9 @, i5 {6 V" R' q0 K, s$ ?everyone runs themselves ragged
8 V$ M, C* M& Kkeeping you happy.
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* e- _# x: D8 M) eYou spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
; w! I  y6 n% Scon ditions: central heating, room service on
$ v( ]+ A7 F% c/ j- q6 S* @0 Ltap.

. |) `, z6 r: p! G0 a( x3 s. U5 `' sUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!