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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE
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* z  d9 ?% X7 l  }4 P0 AI want to live my( Q# n9 v, L3 N% G: t( W1 u
next life backwards!
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- n( u1 o2 a/ c. n) M. @You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home- U7 x* r0 t. R; ?3 \/ b( ]0 c' }4 w
feeling better every day.! T( f. k7 o& Z, c: R8 r* \

6 h. [1 ~$ ]( b5 K! F8 jWhen you are kicked out of the home
7 z  Y' M8 s  ~, D) J2 Qfor being too healthy, you spend
! y: W# W6 F( t6 M8 wseveral years enjoying your
9 ~8 v2 Q6 y! `& Oretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,# [2 A+ m% Q/ J: u9 ~
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or4 m# R9 i7 r' s7 `
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,0 t, @1 C3 Q9 i8 d9 ?7 P
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid3 M1 e# j* `% I2 Q0 O; B0 l$ U
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# s# _7 l5 x! T: tYou go to elementary school, play, and have no( s% K, o0 D& k8 p/ B; f
responsibilities.6 ~  E0 H6 j' n- [: e
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In a few years, you become a baby and, ]3 l" B: k! M# _3 @
everyone runs themselves ragged
3 B% ^- O$ H2 i* n$ a! P8 Kkeeping you happy.
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You spend! r0 j! X  x7 ~) q1 Y7 a
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,2 z, c, e( z! Y" t" y
spa-like3 M6 A& q6 ?+ {6 d9 t1 w
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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2 J6 V2 W  ?9 ~* }Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.& P! P( a; p+ @" r( G5 N

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. d) O' ?: w6 U) K, q) w4 bmy case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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