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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE
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' R- L+ _, `. w% O- J" i( }I want to live my9 E" k: l- @; k, W! [, o
next life backwards!, }) [4 M/ G% s% o

; ]9 [+ K  G8 P, N8 o" j- ZYou start out dead and get that out of the; k; ^+ w- N/ a* ~0 S' x
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
; i) |% J, t' H6 j8 Y7 {" d! M+ xfor being too healthy, you spend7 k& E9 f' \' O+ Z, T
several years enjoying your
2 t& }8 c0 p9 X1 w$ Pretirement and collecting benefit checks.% `' C2 n$ n- l* G( _: S- h

0 g" O/ c: G3 B' l5 c1 f5 t2 IWhen you start work,
8 u5 b* p1 m6 J- L! k0 I8 cyou get a gold watch on your first day.7 h- h# {0 U- F1 l; `, a
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You work 40 years or
: F3 Q0 U  J5 A3 B# kso, getting younger every day until pretty soon0 G! ~- k( \9 u- _+ z5 ]3 f2 D* m% V
you're too young to  j+ s& ^/ }) ]- o4 M$ {8 ?
work.& v. D. {% M! a  P3 m0 E: [

# Y( d1 r/ N9 ASo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,7 i1 C$ b2 D, x: b* f- V- y
and party.
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& [3 m% X$ b$ c4 KAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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. x2 @% p; k4 j+ uYou go to elementary school, play, and have no. K  }7 x$ U1 I2 \, u( y3 P. k) g
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9 @  X+ b6 I. }" A! fIn a few years, you become a baby and
' y+ f) `* J& u& `; e0 keveryone runs themselves ragged( W" u0 y0 \0 M9 s1 @, h8 K8 l
keeping you happy.
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9 G8 O2 `+ S8 f: h, X6 wYou spend
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spa-like8 R& X. F2 f- k- _. N
con ditions: central heating, room service on% Y0 `+ Q, G# P9 `+ g) c
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.* z; Z: x8 r6 r8 w( U0 e7 x7 R

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my case.
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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