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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my4 q: T9 f: E; ^ J g7 Q# L
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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: @0 e" T4 h |Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home* T6 }6 | q, o8 ` T: z
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.6 `" f, S7 m8 S5 |5 F
! o: g7 ?+ _+ y) Q; ~) H1 ]) MWhen you start work,
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4 _: y' b i: ]You work 40 years or
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you're too young to4 @" { O1 c1 ]
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,# h/ r' y( P. {" }, @+ v
and party.: K/ d0 y& U; Z' c8 P: `
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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: n) x4 x# U5 d/ wYou go to elementary school, play, and have no/ C/ }9 H0 P) }: m0 B
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In a few years, you become a baby and! i/ g) ~8 Y! g9 G+ t
everyone runs themselves ragged
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You spend
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con ditions: central heating, room service on2 t% q3 c. b0 w
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* K! @0 K& w: C& {' VUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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