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MY NEXT LIFE1 y+ G# S; V1 K) X& o1 n, E
/ U2 p' p1 @1 l b0 H. KI want to live my
" k6 x5 f; L& D# y1 R/ Unext life backwards!
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& o" u/ O% f1 K2 c/ mYou start out dead and get that out of the
v5 X+ q# f8 h0 H+ t) dway right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home$ Y3 _' h3 c; m6 l! ~- _' v
feeling better every day.
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9 F. v3 z2 n6 _/ I, MWhen you are kicked out of the home& Y+ F/ s8 j0 m
for being too healthy, you spend* E, ^$ s; l, o4 s4 m9 c# ]
several years enjoying your
- {7 Z2 M5 ?$ u+ g. _: p5 mretirement and collecting benefit checks.+ B7 k( e# V. \
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When you start work,$ C" v3 J- M/ q2 B7 o# [; p4 ~
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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- W, B" i9 F% t& Y0 Z3 cYou work 40 years or6 ^8 }! g2 B p' R
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon( W5 F3 m! u8 |3 H! ?4 z
you're too young to
3 A# [0 W+ F2 q" F8 y5 I1 {- Dwork.
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" _0 J$ `0 F- x% ~4 NSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,* R3 }7 D8 K' p. j
and party.6 A# _" j2 H) f2 I9 A
7 Z/ M' x5 U7 F) t9 S9 `. D u n# XAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no8 H. r' y# J7 m: e
responsibilities.
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0 o) i0 h! Z6 E% uIn a few years, you become a baby and
, X0 V) _2 _ a/ z6 _everyone runs themselves ragged
# @7 R9 @& Q5 ^8 p; D) Gkeeping you happy.
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?3 e% b2 b8 \9 b! D' Q vYou spend
+ b4 \; \! j! ~! u W6 yyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
: G1 Y" ~7 K6 Q2 v, Bspa-like
& Y2 `; ]* ^* U) Xcon ditions: central heating, room service on% H& P5 W' G0 y0 }7 l
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0 |% ?9 Z, }' E: v0 TUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case. |
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