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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my; O: f! b  D' q$ y8 K/ o( i  E
next life backwards!  \* F$ w* T0 o; ^) H6 d! O

6 P8 |7 `5 f) E" y3 Q6 |You start out dead and get that out of the  g/ W$ A+ c, p% Q8 y' \
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home( W$ g8 N/ Q: g6 A5 c; q1 x; J6 n
feeling better every day./ Y* Q7 k$ }# z& u8 {; q

, x" s& B7 V5 A, P8 a; ]When you are kicked out of the home1 B5 v6 W; s  e* J$ H
for being too healthy, you spend+ c+ T2 u+ {- L" s; X2 d
several years enjoying your* G8 s  _7 U/ n8 R
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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2 v, k* T, v/ u2 N) I  oWhen you start work,* k: Z5 v5 G# Y9 F( j
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or8 w% f5 k- e7 K! g5 t
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,* C$ W8 b. y9 z! T9 Z
and party.; K5 R  n* {! G
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no1 E& B7 h, `9 Q4 X- H
responsibilities., c- D' C, n4 u  n2 H

. S! D! Q! _9 u; YIn a few years, you become a baby and0 x6 ~7 v  L: y; d: [" y$ d
everyone runs themselves ragged7 p0 L# j+ C- I: C2 n- u' i( K- m
keeping you happy.* m' d. j$ L3 ?

$ j$ E' X; S' S; S9 M( _You spend
! T/ \" Y- ], R* W: W+ f7 v( ayour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,( l# J3 N. J. f/ O" b8 Y
spa-like2 d. c/ p! g# V$ }9 `; O
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.8 r- d' ^$ H( b' B: U

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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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