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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE' k* O7 z9 D" Z1 j5 N
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I want to live my. g8 n: I' P5 W7 E7 @& C' `( y) D
next life backwards!( k5 d6 m* a% E

7 c3 f+ T' O. x! F2 QYou start out dead and get that out of the1 B8 X6 A- z6 w6 f! p
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home* F8 p  R1 U. \' h
feeling better every day.
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0 ~  c& p* \* y7 MWhen you are kicked out of the home
( x7 w6 b" Y/ k0 @/ O& q: u- E# pfor being too healthy, you spend
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0 K& r6 u3 F& v  kretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,$ S/ p4 Z2 T* |8 I: P$ b  u
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
0 ]6 c7 L0 v& u+ Y! _so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work.* p1 y8 ^: T/ V* s

$ h: I" N  u$ L8 h6 Z4 w. sSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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# S: d; A, a% y3 c) ?& A) |As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and, l" |, N8 K" K$ Z! w
everyone runs themselves ragged
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0 Z( R6 o" U$ n: h* R5 y' VYou spend. j1 z: k. y7 ]: Z$ S
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,$ X5 T; l3 k5 n7 {
spa-like
1 a7 a7 O1 K# G$ A5 N* Qcon ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.# H+ A1 ^- |9 X' w) W( V+ Q

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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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