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MY NEXT LIFE: M( q% ]0 N: X9 E# l f! h3 ?- ~7 Z
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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2 y& }7 ^ c3 p; }2 D+ n tThen, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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When you start work,
' F" G. I% t- Q- n3 Pyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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& J8 h( ~( A/ q6 e& AYou work 40 years or
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid* l2 U% o: m9 Y$ X. S$ h# y
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& ?4 X5 r5 |. t0 IYou go to elementary school, play, and have no7 H5 E% r9 B v* I3 r
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In a few years, you become a baby and
# T5 w( v5 h6 c% {7 _/ {. Veveryone runs themselves ragged
7 N- `! ~3 A& o( l. Nkeeping you happy.9 P' D, O- \* t2 N/ h. S
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You spend
. J0 a; ?( Y0 G% nyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,- i% A9 _. `# W
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con ditions: central heating, room service on% [ F" s6 N: U7 h8 \
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.4 G2 o( M3 L3 ]& s C# K2 }' m7 m
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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23
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