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MY NEXT LIFE
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( j# l: W) m0 B) \6 u( }I want to live my/ N4 j4 f3 [; f o b
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the1 ]6 i; a- K/ j/ `0 _8 d1 ?
way right off the bat.3 d; `1 S, B9 ~* [2 ^ i- q
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home% E: U, K) T: j% u" \+ O* `
feeling better every day.* Q* m% L( D' o1 o( `) L
1 T9 m! P: M/ g$ T2 j- {( D5 v8 uWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your) z8 i2 t {: k
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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/ a. J7 U0 F3 M! c) mWhen you start work,6 l$ t7 w- W& v2 o
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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# r$ p0 C* i4 [& O H5 OSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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3 E7 W4 @3 j, B3 w4 J. O6 o" nAs you get even younger, you become a kid5 @- U& g+ W" r- M
again.
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+ M- H) Z7 X, `5 Q# M7 q1 NYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
# F8 h3 t |4 X% n/ [! Zresponsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and v5 ]: R" T4 h; N9 h
everyone runs themselves ragged
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0 V9 L# A2 P- Z* F' hYou spend6 l$ W' u& f: E G4 Z. y
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,# g' G, W3 `' Q
spa-like' m r! X* E' s+ U1 M' n
con ditions: central heating, room service on# h2 ?# Q+ U8 R" U6 M
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; u8 @! {4 R6 i3 _$ d9 S) XUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm., e+ E0 R3 V1 x* W
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