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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my) l( t. a2 H( N# ?
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the/ U4 ]. r( o! M. \* j
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home6 P" f, d* _2 J ^; C/ K, M% N
feeling better every day.
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- o( y7 i" |& \+ o" ]) M% F2 x5 oWhen you are kicked out of the home# u! B: K, B0 D; x: k
for being too healthy, you spend
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When you start work,% P" ?+ i' W( ~# h H* `
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or+ D( r0 {9 ^- b
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon- _* ^% ^1 e ^3 ^
you're too young to4 A+ G5 z; @+ S5 a* u0 k9 h7 Y0 J- C5 J
work.
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6 O! }. ~& W- V* b" \( q; v; xSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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: d' ], r `: `9 N! `* eAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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( T0 v0 w {" Z4 o" L- _' [In a few years, you become a baby and) C9 f; j1 q/ H, M6 P
everyone runs themselves ragged
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You spend
0 q% M0 D- s( D" ryour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,5 `/ i0 n" X* `8 r7 o9 W0 u
spa-like
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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