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MY NEXT LIFE
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% |5 Q- u+ a7 N1 d* i/ lI want to live my8 o+ U: Q0 ^5 A; B+ \- m! O
next life backwards!7 f6 `; T! o4 V: _) V
. P$ k0 f; T7 a* q/ XYou start out dead and get that out of the
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/ i4 O( w% o* {Then, you wake up in a nursing home1 v! D( Y2 B" }$ P; f% N/ z
feeling better every day.
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6 @# v J; z6 s' Z" u3 kWhen you are kicked out of the home" k4 m1 M+ P, E! @' H* i, W& F
for being too healthy, you spend( m3 W+ l3 I7 W. W5 _' h) ^" D
several years enjoying your* A- b1 Q+ n0 v0 O
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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% |: ~7 ~/ ?; L5 _4 O5 sWhen you start work,& [& t5 \; a% T5 T
you get a gold watch on your first day.0 |1 o" w/ d& y q2 M
7 Y$ B# Q; ^& ^8 `! p% UYou work 40 years or- `* i, O, ?* t8 M# M6 o
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work.- G5 W6 r, [' O3 a
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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8 r: @5 Z3 }9 ?$ c; L3 ? yAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
2 [+ k0 [" ? S x4 C' feveryone runs themselves ragged
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9 b, N4 N" \9 N+ A) d- iYou spend6 y/ \% `/ k% X4 S0 C& X' ]
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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" w" c. s7 M3 b7 Ccon ditions: central heating, room service on
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9 a# B1 X, {1 t/ vUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest. }( u$ ?3 y( f) ]5 p, h
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