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MY NEXT LIFE) c9 W; n, r {! M, |2 _
4 H. U, C0 C1 u# T9 {" G8 k9 aI want to live my A u M, q6 S
next life backwards!- u @* k# m/ b- ~- |
/ W5 G/ U7 [: R' l {) F; QYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home# w& C- A/ X5 f9 M
feeling better every day.# t, n/ p7 o0 m4 o, e
# W; ~& ]! O* c/ f, KWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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When you start work,1 f- ]* \# D3 C" e7 t
you get a gold watch on your first day.1 o) p. i# y; ~5 `- D# Q7 R- C1 l
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You work 40 years or
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# U; z Z1 r$ L- V8 f4 iyou're too young to: t4 T7 M' p3 W+ e2 A4 O
work.9 H, M+ f4 w3 x. ~, x
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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# b: |. c7 q/ l9 S6 K/ N+ \As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and! W6 u3 w" b, L( M
everyone runs themselves ragged' k: J, w- X( h k2 G8 W* @
keeping you happy.; k2 b6 A+ G' t' I, K3 F Y
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You spend
+ _7 S, \7 K- y: H$ {. ayour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,1 R' o6 x+ T* m& q; C3 u
spa-like: [6 M$ [6 C; S5 I: ?
con ditions: central heating, room service on$ a5 t( P/ f9 ~4 `( G
tap.. l8 I9 N! S5 \7 s* l* ]
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.1 o" d( o- l- G2 U( t7 n
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I rest% F8 t' h% ?. ^( s) q
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