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: w: `6 @. Z- t- L* f8 YI want to live my
1 T6 T' [7 `8 t7 C2 p7 Gnext life backwards!
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! K; t+ u9 q0 Z& K6 e2 _# b/ p, ^You start out dead and get that out of the2 F* v! U# H1 ~3 J" L8 k3 k' n
way right off the bat.3 K, M _. J& C& y3 F5 b8 @
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home9 q+ A- P8 g p* Y' Q4 J( b0 z
feeling better every day.6 y& Z1 l) d F0 X# I; l9 o
( l! d. [- ]0 \7 x$ pWhen you are kicked out of the home7 G0 c; B2 z# t4 e
for being too healthy, you spend
7 n6 ?# G* o0 K* Oseveral years enjoying your
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7 y# {2 O0 S; t {8 hWhen you start work,
% L+ b1 A! r9 s% ~you get a gold watch on your first day.2 ~4 `* N' O, G5 t$ x& u/ z' n
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You work 40 years or
) I1 T% H2 Z" H& dso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
/ a& b7 E0 u+ L" Z% y Wyou're too young to
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3 W! z/ O: _8 K- qSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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, F( O. z. ]# [+ Z' a0 j% qAs you get even younger, you become a kid5 p8 Y1 c. S' I2 U: F \/ Y
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
5 V# ~ l8 x9 P& g# x& Fresponsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and, W9 P, }5 B4 v& W) i/ z
everyone runs themselves ragged
/ I7 T* B8 C' R$ x; Q/ ~keeping you happy.
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You spend0 u% c5 A X6 x' J7 e H% u# Q
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,4 K) w* r7 B2 a7 G9 E
spa-like; t: x' V b' G1 f1 Z# R& M0 L
con ditions: central heating, room service on1 c1 B2 l! a r! ~! y$ x% h
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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