MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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2 \+ W+ p( U: o8 J' {I want to live my
next life backwards!
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, T! i2 B$ y* a( K( ^9 K' V' `You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.
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" ]) J- I/ k0 N' q5 j9 L8 KThen, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.

0 ^& k3 U8 A" e0 TWhen you are kicked out of the home
' X2 p$ w% O6 p' O) F. F9 x, Pfor being too healthy, you spend
( }' s. [+ q: W; rseveral years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.

  t+ c9 L' w4 e$ h6 H& C5 y: xYou work 40 years or
! r' a- z7 h2 bso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
; D5 Q6 D- e( h( ryou're too young to
" i% ^' d! T9 L5 c: wwork.
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( t# x' f3 `6 S4 P3 QSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
' r" V# c' ^& o4 xand party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.

! Y& _; d% i- JIn a few years, you become a baby and
) q7 ^! L' {' E; n" Severyone runs themselves ragged
3 i# V6 r6 {. @4 W& Ykeeping you happy.
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You spend
: _6 d! Z2 F, O- j, T9 Dyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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- g: X' H8 q& e# X8 F4 v- tUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!