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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the+ y9 T6 |1 x) L7 p8 R
way right off the bat.
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# p" O9 C% ^6 X5 Y' q* L9 s. HThen, you wake up in a nursing home* p. i/ S: J- @7 k
feeling better every day.0 l6 F/ U# W0 @4 ^) D
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When you are kicked out of the home4 C5 B1 { _* _3 }+ x+ h0 n# Z
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks." j: C0 [ t$ H8 ]' V* i
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When you start work,7 l0 f1 g" B' o3 U8 J5 K, O" F7 }
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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; q# i! T; O4 }- y( xYou work 40 years or! W- I$ D1 b5 \! Q3 Y1 q7 l' q
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon! G1 b. h+ t, S/ |; F/ g$ T4 y
you're too young to+ `- Y k' X! j- G5 t
work.3 y; y4 f) Y$ O; i. P& s- b
- ]7 B; h7 |% ? {2 xSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,- X# O' W5 x4 X% q4 j. g3 z
and party.
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% X% K5 _0 L# o+ |8 ]; `$ m: ~- DAs you get even younger, you become a kid8 G2 `' {. E) h5 I
again.
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# I/ _ E$ d! _# jYou go to elementary school, play, and have no1 b& I% f- D( K$ M- g( g3 B
responsibilities.
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6 D; [/ H" B6 [+ C6 K8 BIn a few years, you become a baby and3 J- F j8 H# @
everyone runs themselves ragged5 {2 ~4 T- U! p# t; N: V
keeping you happy.
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You spend
4 O/ {8 i& a g4 M% oyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on$ ^+ `& s, @' ^; k$ J
tap.
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3 A2 B7 L7 f5 g7 P; qUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.; R7 C+ P' n8 V
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