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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE- w/ o7 H- h5 A6 b5 N; c2 V9 o+ V

: p8 f1 E$ ?6 P9 PI want to live my- |% E& G  e/ Q5 t! `
next life backwards!
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* p; N4 x# d! h3 S: b4 fYou start out dead and get that out of the$ ~6 P1 ~  w" c7 m7 [% Y
way right off the bat.
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$ ?* q# A# G* I# R5 n# v0 gThen, you wake up in a nursing home
& z6 T2 b* z: a5 q0 n; u3 g$ j& `$ Dfeeling better every day.: W, S- }$ @" I$ a9 W- C  C/ C$ \, H. o
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your0 A# Q9 M7 O/ V% L& K
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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. n1 s: q, @' c0 j& VWhen you start work,
, F) H; n# P: iyou get a gold watch on your first day.7 R3 B5 t$ O% @

& k) O$ ~0 G7 [- mYou work 40 years or0 G$ T1 ]+ x* }
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
5 |& k8 \5 I  n' x3 c0 ~you're too young to% l: J! e3 S; M  `+ k5 ~- O% i
work.# [- _6 O1 @3 ~  O

. N! `1 m" a: Y0 _' a1 a( fSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,3 [/ ?9 w/ Q- m3 F
and party.) R% m) ], \, I8 \& r# C
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no& {' d/ m  e$ Q# P9 {
responsibilities.
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) B7 B+ W! U2 ~6 c7 g" T0 |In a few years, you become a baby and
$ G8 s; N- f( D! ieveryone runs themselves ragged4 k6 ^( ?0 L. S8 G
keeping you happy.
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% E9 d$ Z! Q1 x1 _; L5 M& eYou spend
+ M  k- T/ U) P4 M8 s# q# a9 ~your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,9 Q  F( t" g2 n$ }) A- L
spa-like
8 c9 S6 T* U# ucon ditions: central heating, room service on
  f$ V) Q0 T/ K, R$ N$ P1 g6 Jtap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.# }9 K" C3 {; ~! t7 R' }4 {! y

% H  ?! P8 o0 t& Z- g+ }I rest
" D  o, k5 Z5 Omy case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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