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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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feeling better every day.
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8 x! c3 K2 Y9 o% H- \When you are kicked out of the home, x6 h9 |' h! i2 ^, j6 o: l
for being too healthy, you spend* \$ w" O1 H" C
several years enjoying your
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" k: P% B8 @: s' }- LWhen you start work,
7 S5 Z1 K6 T# H& g- X7 z, Hyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or3 g1 A' n2 I2 _
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon* a( S$ D) R% U) I% X) i
you're too young to
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! ]" D$ ?- s/ U( Y" S# i; rSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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, L+ H7 A8 X6 e( ZIn a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.- @: B5 t) M+ a3 u/ _
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You spend
% [; Z6 f9 }4 _2 ~9 v+ u2 N( iyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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, J' m$ A! t; S  vcon ditions: central heating, room service on
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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