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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
3 ~& C. m7 c& x. O2 p8 fnext life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the, e5 g8 F& b. f+ M. R5 Z; C, C4 R
way right off the bat.: c" B0 a) j2 s7 R
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
! S3 O$ G6 G6 Z0 G8 Kfeeling better every day.
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; z4 b' e( j; @2 uWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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8 q+ ^; V2 Q. x3 h7 \) QWhen you start work,. u/ j% D0 d0 r: z3 X& q. h
you get a gold watch on your first day.9 b8 }3 `: n' P, k6 Y

: m: Q9 A) T5 l- mYou work 40 years or% H" n9 J2 X8 |2 R6 i
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
+ P- W1 z9 {# D# U$ D4 d5 lyou're too young to
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& \- Z, Y. |: v5 G6 E" W4 ~/ X( \( WSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
6 ^* L* d/ e, H* b/ W1 q# Nand party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid, r9 V4 N: {( U0 R: m
again.
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responsibilities.9 c& i2 r3 D" i6 d
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.' W$ S8 J, ^( z3 c# L3 R( d

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your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,$ B" Y* T- R1 H2 ^: H* g
spa-like
+ g' l# h7 f, N; V7 lcon ditions: central heating, room service on4 l) B" }. b. R) Z* p/ f7 _
tap.
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, C  {/ C0 w1 h6 o# ]' NUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.( E& d6 w7 Y3 W, M1 {3 S

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1 X# l5 X7 u6 o; Zmy case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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