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MY NEXT LIFE7 [2 H' e: r5 s* q
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I want to live my2 A) f) J0 n3 f- g. Z; x: [
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the# w, u+ ?# N9 E! t& |
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
( O. L( r: N' |( [5 @& e$ }feeling better every day.
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; K$ X1 m: ]( S1 K0 { uWhen you are kicked out of the home7 _3 \8 x: C5 E W, T
for being too healthy, you spend
6 \% h- U3 @' {# H+ X; X, x, fseveral years enjoying your
' i4 y" E7 Q6 l, Q, i+ A! S/ {3 |retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,3 a' I/ j! I; a, h6 ?; I
you get a gold watch on your first day.4 g7 N6 _2 |7 E7 ]7 H- e! @/ k7 {
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You work 40 years or
) W# @4 ?- E9 h5 [/ yso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work.% n6 A9 V9 {* T( r9 }
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, _5 J" C! f1 |( ^# {; x& e
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid p V6 r5 V% B: U& v
again.
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2 V9 p% m Y' D- f. u4 i2 lYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
3 ]6 \( B6 z) K3 P8 nresponsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and' Y/ u8 b& b2 i. q3 o
everyone runs themselves ragged
8 x* q) V2 S+ Y6 [+ j" V" X# S. bkeeping you happy.& `, E; H5 A% R: a8 Q+ ?' \6 ]4 {
, y* P7 C1 l/ D4 r: Z) C7 wYou spend" O* v2 L! T" S' D; t4 I
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,- v6 f; {) v/ p9 }
spa-like
% M* Y! S+ P9 ncon ditions: central heating, room service on
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/ B% P4 H! `5 Z( J, A. C0 wUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.2 G3 c" t& l" J, c
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my case. |
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