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MY NEXT LIFE6 q9 H% z' Y$ `3 \: e
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I want to live my+ U5 G. Z4 e. q j- G6 {& D1 O
next life backwards!) D/ Z. {4 O% Y' m3 ?9 K
0 {$ C$ T, u4 ZYou start out dead and get that out of the8 Y! V* e9 }' p3 g3 w! L
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home" I' G2 {: ^ R, b4 L
feeling better every day.( g4 h7 i$ K3 {" R
r( z4 E& o @3 BWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your+ S. H q9 ]( t+ z
retirement and collecting benefit checks.# D0 r) M8 P3 @
7 z( Y2 [1 ~ v4 A8 \- AWhen you start work,- }* Q% ?, U) Y% a9 I- z4 G
you get a gold watch on your first day.) [8 [6 e+ A# D, u9 i6 P
8 A: [; k5 D: f( g; H V3 S" mYou work 40 years or
0 D' v- x) `! G( Y- u0 c3 Gso, getting younger every day until pretty soon; s3 y0 R" e8 Y ~7 |$ y
you're too young to+ a2 o! A6 z D: f3 @
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8 }# M8 }, L, w$ Z* A" B( @' @So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,3 |9 C' a# M1 S- D/ b0 ^
and party.
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3 g) P/ E' C3 i0 Z3 O3 S% VAs you get even younger, you become a kid. ?& m+ `( \ V" t( h! z
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4 }! W0 ~: B3 I7 x, dYou go to elementary school, play, and have no Q* C0 K' W, k \$ s
responsibilities.
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9 R$ H+ t7 q" G/ W: v+ Q: GIn a few years, you become a baby and" n8 R% x- j: U6 {
everyone runs themselves ragged
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You spend
, N' `0 g3 |7 z, K r7 u# a1 Vyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,/ H% D5 K7 H7 g; r6 p$ x; [0 s$ t6 `
spa-like; \( ?7 m' t9 t
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm./ _+ B5 T1 ?5 g: v# [# }" ~
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I rest
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