MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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: ^6 D! Z1 V7 AI want to live my
next life backwards!

You start out dead and get that out of the
4 o5 O4 r* _3 a. ?2 l1 i+ mway right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
) E& N; {6 S1 cfeeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
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& k; B6 U+ v0 p& vWhen you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.

+ H) U+ d9 ^/ x' ]/ jYou work 40 years or
& c  ]( L  }+ @0 Q+ c7 r/ ~3 kso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
work.

. e5 z$ Q2 B2 t' RSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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, U2 v* n& y. D: KYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
6 h1 Z& V1 a% A. S( ~' Sresponsibilities.

. r* y+ b; Y/ sIn a few years, you become a baby and
/ A9 D" s# ?" o1 Jeveryone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
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You spend
4 y7 f- H4 e! z( U+ eyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
, a3 L0 Z  ]2 j, \+ pcon ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.
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1 w- M' K: Z. u# n8 e+ IUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!