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MY NEXT LIFE. I5 j: u6 j- V) o! y, ~
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I want to live my
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4 X7 U; `' N, F6 FYou start out dead and get that out of the
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2 K/ M! D8 B1 u- j" h/ |% ?& gThen, you wake up in a nursing home7 @* K! K, \+ ]1 F! f% s' x
feeling better every day.( w: I' h, [1 ?- T# I% X
8 c! ~: F4 V. y" d {When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
% m4 J4 e7 |- |" _ tretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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$ s- a6 {. V& wWhen you start work,
) y0 ~/ c I( X# r) _* U* nyou get a gold watch on your first day.6 X7 `/ a; @1 t, J$ r" F9 g Q
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You work 40 years or1 m4 E6 h# E, j1 m' O2 L1 `4 j' J
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid: d" J9 e. x( Y$ y5 l, B5 z
again.5 P& r f$ }1 e
5 ^; T. O H3 o/ C! HYou go to elementary school, play, and have no4 N% B2 m$ W% v# n2 K* c
responsibilities.6 H* h* w6 ?6 t
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In a few years, you become a baby and
: i+ `' H/ `0 J veveryone runs themselves ragged( T. t5 B/ m& {2 U1 a8 f
keeping you happy.
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( D0 M: P/ N) B) H. q0 ~! F% `You spend
6 _# I! G# N: k8 j5 o) D6 gyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,4 m" n/ `! S+ i" i! u6 r4 L) q
spa-like1 f6 F5 b1 }) _. O& k. z
con ditions: central heating, room service on" ?8 K/ t1 m) j) I: v( L
tap.
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6 l9 p- z* ^2 W; ^/ n) E: |: [7 BUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.& P2 M s/ y" Y
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I rest
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