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8 B3 ~7 v) @! A4 }7 FI want to live my
8 a" t/ [' ^) d5 V1 onext life backwards!# h1 e) o! I% r9 ]1 N( n' M
/ J% U7 r6 M' ^You start out dead and get that out of the. _6 k; p1 ] w& G7 |/ r) D
way right off the bat.1 m2 w, C, m3 O9 H! P# e- B
8 K* U) {6 u2 F3 Y+ n+ E6 dThen, you wake up in a nursing home
* x$ @" L. t) M+ C1 x1 Yfeeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home% g. a0 h! t6 g
for being too healthy, you spend
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# M: a# x* ~8 Z3 Yretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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2 j9 y3 Q$ l" e8 q. L, jWhen you start work,4 K: ~2 ?" @- ]! h2 D6 W4 u" V
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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1 U( c5 p v/ k1 x& FYou work 40 years or% C) _" d% ?* y, J( t; Y
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
, K* u3 [- B4 \0 Q0 w, W5 ^you're too young to1 M! U8 s) n8 e, n* p( E
work.
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" B2 ]( _. n: b* s4 j- ESo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
8 {3 r& M0 F' ^+ B: ^ Fand party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
P, I0 D7 b0 f" magain.
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6 l: M9 P& E7 DYou go to elementary school, play, and have no/ G" I- e, a5 | ^! n
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In a few years, you become a baby and
/ U% {* b: n' p: y Ceveryone runs themselves ragged/ K* N9 w$ Y/ j# c( H
keeping you happy.1 V& W$ [" p8 X: y
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You spend
2 |) Q! M/ v1 M1 T8 Eyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on7 ^2 ~) O# W) m4 ^' L+ M
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) v8 z D$ z/ z7 J% xUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.0 J6 u/ N/ C, d
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