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MY NEXT LIFE
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You start out dead and get that out of the. `( q) i9 g# w6 @
way right off the bat.. s7 T" H; P- w+ y% S
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feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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When you start work,) l# z7 r% s3 `- D: t v
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.
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You spend
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.# n$ R. T* _# Z! ~. N1 l
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I rest
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