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MY NEXT LIFE& [7 E+ c- J" Z8 ?. c( d, i
0 }8 u+ ]; ^7 g( {" EI want to live my
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, v: n) K) P& i0 ^2 F" {( ]# ?You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home- H0 y/ V9 |+ v
feeling better every day.: @, u1 X( _# B! a4 G
9 o8 L! z) l; x; O3 G0 `- MWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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. M; U4 q- J/ I0 t* T9 z1 QWhen you start work,* t$ v7 C4 m( d
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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; M. \+ m0 J2 N6 [0 }% O' [You work 40 years or. ?$ I# s7 G0 q, [- S6 {
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
$ R3 B% U# M5 ]( E" L gyou're too young to
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D, S) t/ j* @7 s( j U- NSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,! x& d& Z) V! Z) ~! Q* k- p) _
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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- E/ }) f5 q2 C" O7 E7 }You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and2 v: r1 E% i# t& ]$ g A" A& f" e# T
everyone runs themselves ragged
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- r! D7 m3 {5 z m7 \" `You spend
% D- a, ~* ?9 Y- T; myour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,' Q( \2 w" H* z1 z
spa-like
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tap.
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' U! N1 f5 F8 yUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm., R8 C8 i" n; n# b; k- l2 \1 H
' a6 O% u7 H+ f: y- N9 ]I rest
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