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I want to live my5 |! C0 V- w R2 C0 X$ H5 d! e/ J
next life backwards!& ]$ T9 Q/ P3 p! v% K6 S
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You start out dead and get that out of the# Y5 L' g, H1 w3 F1 ]7 z* I
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
% D; M- }. r, l2 v& j8 s6 nfeeling better every day.
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1 F" `' u3 y) q$ DWhen you are kicked out of the home
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When you start work,
: o" e. m- h/ g1 i3 }you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,/ x4 @5 p- M% c3 U! E# w$ i+ v
and party.
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& k l2 M- f( _3 s9 }4 t3 Q+ [6 NAs you get even younger, you become a kid* c- S& h* I) T4 [0 E3 ~
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1 o1 `' p6 u7 ^* [* XYou go to elementary school, play, and have no/ e% u7 W( Z* ~& Q
responsibilities.
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; f; S: q6 r% M* B! D/ W$ YIn a few years, you become a baby and
! W; i5 Z! d- O, E: Q2 v; K teveryone runs themselves ragged
6 ]9 a0 ?+ P! W$ b' y8 U5 mkeeping you happy.
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You spend; }. F S6 @% p/ G
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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' O3 L! s- b) W5 icon ditions: central heating, room service on
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1 S' B2 @- |4 @; fUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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