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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE9 m# V$ L$ ?+ O1 O6 q5 N
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I want to live my+ o% k& ~" Y1 o4 M! B2 o
next life backwards!
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6 M# r9 j/ `' K2 u( ~0 WYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home, ^" U  q5 ?$ R, G
for being too healthy, you spend
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! y6 ?) ~. F: S. f- eWhen you start work,
0 C7 T9 g/ D! n2 F2 Cyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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- _, f' n6 L; X1 V' k4 P6 `/ @! ?; qYou work 40 years or
5 ^  b" `$ f  u: z+ ~9 jso, getting younger every day until pretty soon' M, B& q! H& u. f: C2 A( J; @
you're too young to
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; j3 W6 J, l3 A( q5 |7 q- y5 b/ ^So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid2 c6 ]& n7 H% h  y& x
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no+ @0 g8 u& ]* F# \( E
responsibilities.
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3 H' F, H( F. N" A4 U& u% A  J5 HIn a few years, you become a baby and( r5 p, E8 p0 J
everyone runs themselves ragged
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8 P+ _) ~+ C9 xYou spend$ G( j$ Q9 K) G4 y9 R: T
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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- y. h7 w1 k4 ?. X# K4 O3 r& _8 hUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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