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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE9 A( ~* j6 @5 U+ E/ h
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I want to live my
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5 ^# X6 w- N( H: WYou start out dead and get that out of the! v: r" A! M, j* W" A
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home) A( Q5 a2 _/ z* y% e9 `2 h, R! l
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home" \1 q; E+ T* R
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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* l# D' N- A2 p+ O! yWhen you start work,
, d9 u& D5 _& N7 ]" n0 ^3 f. ?# Zyou get a gold watch on your first day.' H9 p4 T- B- a% N2 K# u

: A' j# H4 l6 Q$ QYou work 40 years or' H* [7 D8 m+ U' {& t
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
5 l0 d$ W; p" g0 a4 s0 e1 h- myou're too young to. F$ u0 x* n  v0 F( P8 e* i+ X
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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8 T% X, @5 Q8 W# V# BAs you get even younger, you become a kid0 z- d( D( X" O+ O( h" R; [2 O
again.1 F6 s- I9 L" F2 }3 {& Q. g
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no, R, t/ }8 h, ]0 ~: r+ d
responsibilities.
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. E  b& ?8 ^. \) H" X$ |In a few years, you become a baby and
, \( A& E& E2 Qeveryone runs themselves ragged7 K# f! W6 |& Q
keeping you happy." ^0 I+ D1 m6 l/ D

* j- ]+ X  x* B1 Q: {6 }4 ZYou spend1 R9 a2 S* E! T! \
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,1 ~9 l( J' x& g, J! x$ Z9 K
spa-like. j  q& T% _  n' g( x$ b4 p/ M
con ditions: central heating, room service on( t+ F$ D& ^$ ^# E8 c
tap.
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6 B5 j9 [2 e1 k2 U0 {Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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