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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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/ j0 i7 Q2 k& L1 HThen, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your' w& k0 D a* W/ c6 B! R
retirement and collecting benefit checks.7 a5 i3 \- E7 q# D3 h6 |4 \9 d
1 a! {( c3 {$ A% S0 `/ AWhen you start work,8 r' _! @+ x9 U5 ]( {/ ~
you get a gold watch on your first day.) j2 A8 t& s$ o- E" o
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You work 40 years or- P' {7 m q$ T0 t* W% w- `4 L
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon: U$ ]% p; ~0 X9 M
you're too young to3 J# h5 I8 x, W0 _' b/ S0 i
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,# n3 f5 W1 l8 }0 M. c, x
and party.4 a( J# ?8 h+ X1 v" H
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As you get even younger, you become a kid' x& M( I! K3 z5 H% X3 R) X
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no5 v5 K0 ~+ o! B$ V; D& g5 m
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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# x8 U5 I/ y8 k7 ZYou spend; ^% M* W8 ~0 U6 w
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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