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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE8 E9 j, c: J* x& l, _
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I want to live my
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3 k  O5 R( N$ q. p' J1 eYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home) p2 f( Y5 ?. G1 o
feeling better every day.
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4 {1 k2 S: g2 i; tWhen you are kicked out of the home$ R$ X+ ^: V, I0 s" y" L% A
for being too healthy, you spend
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0 P7 x& Z' E3 J) u* q7 G2 L$ n% WWhen you start work,
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You work 40 years or. j- U6 [4 J8 |" G2 X: i
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon1 |' n, Z  |, Y" U6 o
you're too young to
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4 n, V1 m% R4 bSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
' _9 v" M8 c; d( Iand party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid; ?' x/ `  S7 n# s& E+ H
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! e2 j5 o0 C+ A5 \In a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.
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: m9 g: c; k+ q) C" M7 U2 I$ g  YYou spend
. {$ q" H+ [4 |your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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) l% I6 `" E( O: [- E( r$ u& u- Kcon ditions: central heating, room service on4 e  r. v* f8 {, z+ H# ~
tap.
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0 s, P0 g* }- G3 X/ t/ nUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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