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MY NEXT LIFE6 x0 n8 t' ?1 H$ h9 `% G
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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# \( ]- Y" E& |5 v) D9 qThen, you wake up in a nursing home
+ H- y3 P, E) C. r j, dfeeling better every day./ q: O7 l1 l- Y1 _, F
- s- z- M& Y( c1 b0 O) G+ cWhen you are kicked out of the home
5 n9 E& \ y* f0 e& t/ Hfor being too healthy, you spend
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2 ?: W" L; Y/ c; {& Z- Pretirement and collecting benefit checks.$ Q+ o2 p% M4 e# v; O: @
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When you start work,/ f. n# Z/ B7 Z; L; q! w5 M3 R
you get a gold watch on your first day.$ O& W: X x* }+ P3 s% T' T3 V
- K( R/ I2 ^; v( c% [) bYou work 40 years or# J( Q" r8 B; `+ M* ?* L
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
9 h# V3 C* D4 y! p8 m6 Lyou're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
, i7 ?% Y2 b: ?7 Xand party.' t' ?) i+ g* M: y& i" z) e
! E0 E& f! X2 M* |As you get even younger, you become a kid
5 [% M$ F' I/ N9 t" V0 f- Sagain.8 M5 N# `+ l) w# t! C1 R1 ]0 Z1 l; Q2 r
7 s% W; g( v8 s% R/ bYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
* K( M g' V. C/ c9 m' yresponsibilities.
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- B5 _ b" `( F1 zIn a few years, you become a baby and- Y- }0 x2 K& U* q3 O) l
everyone runs themselves ragged* q8 ]% t. s, U! |% t. I7 L" W$ m/ I4 L
keeping you happy.
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) Y+ ]" S+ t5 t6 \You spend" a& P+ m! m/ J% w1 L2 n; Y
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,$ p. }1 Y/ h5 T
spa-like7 _8 m* m0 O8 H% y+ A& M
con ditions: central heating, room service on [% o& t1 F/ s9 g
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.5 N6 `1 {" g" E! g; T
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I rest
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