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I want to live my
' i9 F J1 X! o- k0 cnext life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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* `0 @3 q3 H8 q n6 r/ ?: N$ eThen, you wake up in a nursing home
! ~. F' A u7 Z+ _+ I- Z* Ffeeling better every day.
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% E c( S8 }' MWhen you are kicked out of the home/ g) d3 ?* B0 q7 D, P7 r% e
for being too healthy, you spend
: _! w9 w! Y2 useveral years enjoying your
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When you start work,. ]* w$ G% m& d1 V- u" D
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
7 P5 h: |" v: iso, getting younger every day until pretty soon6 [% o; I3 T. m. C9 o" t
you're too young to
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& D, e+ `, E, NSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,3 r' O3 x0 p, b: n" t
and party. e! i% c' J3 J; G( w* x8 X/ {& P
5 }8 i2 c, P" Q+ XAs you get even younger, you become a kid) J- z7 r9 Q8 O( X
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no7 G0 z4 y" p1 a* {
responsibilities.2 x7 \3 o7 N! I
, K8 }' j' S/ s3 jIn a few years, you become a baby and* V) ?" m, c& C! F/ _+ N9 p
everyone runs themselves ragged4 f1 U- z- w" c- b& b+ e, [1 a
keeping you happy.: B1 J# i) ^" n8 j- F. y
( @0 z; h0 K+ n | M$ B: ?8 v( B IYou spend, i7 Y* Q% `$ {
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,0 W L C( ^2 c
spa-like
8 o* E( K: S! @; Ccon ditions: central heating, room service on; |$ Y( C* g( ?$ E' b( X3 l
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" [6 q9 r5 D! [, E, v, o {Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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