MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE
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& n3 h3 _0 x, jI want to live my
next life backwards!

You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.

8 w% r1 y" ~0 M2 R( E3 \  OThen, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
. Z9 y: |4 }( Nseveral years enjoying your
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When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.

' k- X6 f1 ~5 V, E1 F2 R- eAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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: X; ^7 v! ^, u- n7 u0 iYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
$ w6 W( [5 p' O- f  W9 q' s0 jeveryone runs themselves ragged
7 e3 N3 M/ H5 q$ okeeping you happy.
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You spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!