 鲜花( 3)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
MY NEXT LIFE
% @- s/ C) z" s1 }3 l. V% r7 k# M9 Z& w0 \/ i3 \# |
I want to live my
% Q" ~7 ~8 [: y3 @! E( fnext life backwards!1 H: S% E9 M: [7 [# n2 y. A
) W: I4 H3 H& Y2 v5 S+ mYou start out dead and get that out of the
" t; ^3 E; i& ~* d0 ^way right off the bat.0 g: @6 s& ~. }- g1 f
7 P* F, V1 T, `$ ]+ @1 m5 HThen, you wake up in a nursing home
; `/ |: h' j! ^( n- `- H9 M& nfeeling better every day.
`- P7 B$ R% E0 x ?
- `2 r% F# C$ x$ aWhen you are kicked out of the home
& ?% d K- u, T. Ofor being too healthy, you spend4 [' W& h" {8 g$ |+ N
several years enjoying your
8 B. B4 `6 d7 yretirement and collecting benefit checks.8 ?: l) d, r6 S( B2 f2 d3 L% L
& i. q" J+ C5 I4 G. ~/ wWhen you start work,) o! m) n- _; y
you get a gold watch on your first day.# K- ~" d, c6 D; y, c m
0 R5 @7 W+ R% Q$ G. G
You work 40 years or
$ z) O7 z/ z7 m( Y! [0 Oso, getting younger every day until pretty soon! d o# f6 B: Q1 Y9 N
you're too young to
( A1 Z: w5 m# H' Mwork.
4 V+ o i8 q- s* L% L: h- M$ h# Q, V2 W' T, T1 ?8 h
So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
# T7 i/ P, |7 `7 O4 M6 d9 k, Cand party.
0 Z$ V7 _( a6 E* q' I, e2 I+ X+ t& z( @: q% V. A% a4 _- L" I
As you get even younger, you become a kid
" e& Y. F/ v4 }) vagain." U- J5 j- D: m! v7 ]3 A
5 ^* d, c& k5 c1 uYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
; V" D, ~2 C* y2 A3 }8 ^responsibilities.
( r6 N* W6 t7 o& a1 a) e' V; u8 ]* a U; g# _
In a few years, you become a baby and1 a r# w' {3 s- d
everyone runs themselves ragged
' _. w) I. ~0 S% ^# v6 ~keeping you happy.
) k( [+ G0 Y9 \3 ]% D9 {0 p0 K5 v' C, ~5 c3 Q. h
You spend
' j7 {1 _* V: c6 G6 cyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
0 {( \& f9 i( Hspa-like
- M$ U6 Q$ O8 R' Z2 T0 W! Ucon ditions: central heating, room service on
" M. \/ p. R, l' [7 Q9 ntap.
6 ^9 i& W, p; K1 b- \1 e
1 L: X8 P' `. U' s2 O4 UUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
+ r2 X9 x0 c# i9 [" N2 i
9 a& A( o$ C" n* U+ |I rest
1 ], d1 z2 p b- u; emy case. |
|