MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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2 ~* v) t5 Y& D# l2 Q/ j8 VYou start out dead and get that out of the
: I6 O8 {3 e; i3 v8 F$ D! q7 Pway right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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8 C( C3 H2 F5 M4 E$ ^- k' `0 j1 AWhen you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
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  r$ E6 K! G3 \9 N- M3 Nretirement and collecting benefit checks.

4 z- N4 F0 L9 G. E- S/ I3 FWhen you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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8 k8 R0 }8 ?; u; B  l. z. w/ vIn a few years, you become a baby and
9 l) b- e+ [7 }3 z2 H5 l( W8 a% deveryone runs themselves ragged
2 C3 n; k. i* ekeeping you happy.

You spend
, r. s. ~7 u0 ~& Q9 Tyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
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tap.
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, y( \  D+ u. a0 IUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!