MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my
$ I/ K9 _) t. pnext life backwards!

) c  f2 p, l# j/ Z' ~. xYou start out dead and get that out of the
7 N# \! i2 J" yway right off the bat.
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. n& n9 L; K! G) r9 w$ Q, ^4 ~Then, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
9 C$ _8 L# K- bfor being too healthy, you spend
- b' {; ^6 @. o6 P5 D" p' nseveral years enjoying your
+ B, U9 q9 I% ^: bretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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6 y$ d; W* |% n. E) Z* M4 A6 bWhen you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
% f' L4 v8 h( u1 S2 G/ v* wyou're too young to
work.

& L: |: T0 @: P! p' A) L; JSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.

8 p( P* p5 ?+ c  V2 aAs you get even younger, you become a kid
3 y) V# c, S- a5 G) t# F4 [6 Cagain.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
+ ?* ^! A, z. e# [' eresponsibilities.

  {6 g( |( {3 R, hIn a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
# b! j% o) M- x0 P- }- }2 d: Wkeeping you happy.

% H9 Z* A, c% U# QYou spend
6 Z9 p# X7 _/ A8 h( Lyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
' l- L( n4 r. s9 bspa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
0 O" d6 x! h8 o2 rtap.

Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!