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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE5 X. ?- ]" O' x2 Q& A& a% {
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I want to live my
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. p5 [6 p' H' C6 _  sYou start out dead and get that out of the
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6 Y% j3 a  Z. P0 \  bThen, you wake up in a nursing home4 v5 x& S( Z- t( `/ ^+ q' Y
feeling better every day.
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/ w0 R- ?, U+ Y; F6 V6 [/ iWhen you are kicked out of the home
0 M; E1 O' t2 y8 @for being too healthy, you spend5 i# I5 d. H/ }, m. G& w# k4 `
several years enjoying your
0 x4 v+ v4 Z# i  _  oretirement and collecting benefit checks.4 ~( M  `9 R! f$ b  Y; O7 H1 O" ?
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When you start work," z5 R! {( p0 a8 z9 A
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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% {# q7 f0 G$ KYou work 40 years or
! b! |4 q' ~7 w) V6 Iso, getting younger every day until pretty soon% s$ |+ z7 f& J7 T2 i5 r
you're too young to
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* o- H4 u; y+ T# h, }So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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  s# X+ f$ R) z0 r- nAs you get even younger, you become a kid4 t8 r2 T; ]5 b1 l5 u1 S0 g
again.
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) `9 N. x, M" L% vYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and1 j2 J( Q: j1 m' v; [- W$ X
everyone runs themselves ragged0 B, G  k1 m' J4 R: d4 @% M" m1 n
keeping you happy.- v& k2 _$ N4 W2 t1 s
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You spend% a; f8 Y! {) \  r" V1 H
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,9 ]$ |: Y! @: i5 T' o  b. b$ q
spa-like, [6 [0 N5 F9 l) Y* b; a
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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9 d0 D7 \/ T' a6 }" aUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.  l0 z6 [) `8 u
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I rest
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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