MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
# G& a3 D% Y) |$ h8 e8 Mnext life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
2 P) i2 C- i: ~! D& ~, G3 zfeeling better every day.

  d0 C; d( C2 T) z" k8 S2 o  PWhen you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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% u9 S; P" K: D$ |- [1 L4 H2 [When you start work,
! q. J; X& |4 q, s, Q5 \8 ayou get a gold watch on your first day.
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( ~; x) s# v! {- KYou work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.

/ X% H9 F) J) z% ^1 AAs you get even younger, you become a kid
again.

You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and
/ B& |8 [9 w. Z5 t& J# J( Q/ ]. neveryone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
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, ~; y3 c+ l! j: oYou spend
$ \' w  Y: ?7 B. U/ M7 `9 eyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
! `) ~9 J0 }9 Q' ], \spa-like
- ^: B2 N) V# Jcon ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!