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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my6 n9 X. e* x* k9 V8 u' }
next life backwards!) d! X3 `8 N& W# W

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way right off the bat.. H5 T$ r8 R0 A/ L  n! m1 y! `
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home7 }2 f+ B& @- J% P4 y
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home/ C  ]' l: Z1 l* `; w
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
1 T+ b3 Y3 R0 ~9 G" Q- Oyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or+ `1 k0 w! P. j( C* a2 Q4 |# H
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,6 u- m9 Y# y- g
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and" k5 c, ^6 ]0 R
everyone runs themselves ragged
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5 n# w* A  ?& H( q8 J& BYou spend7 Q' e4 Y$ N2 X; m
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,2 ~3 N# |/ t6 c
spa-like! b+ V) O! U5 e0 H, O0 z
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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