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MY NEXT LIFE' v& ^' O7 ^! G5 }6 f
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I want to live my5 U" y6 o1 g' i$ @
next life backwards!" d9 Y; q0 E7 K/ O" b0 T
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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4 z% y) A. u6 e- s( h) BThen, you wake up in a nursing home
+ Z) D; G, T/ w3 [/ v# o) T5 k3 bfeeling better every day.
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- c9 D( B' j4 }. dWhen you are kicked out of the home
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When you start work,3 u& V& V( K9 A4 w& Z( ^
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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) s) n/ Z. j/ h# U7 y( x8 qYou work 40 years or" R8 d& _! F, k! L0 a' b
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
- C8 V% | Q% f! m' nyou're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,; D) N' E4 j0 A% c: u
and party.
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$ g, M W. I2 \ D. v! [4 AAs you get even younger, you become a kid! s2 T; M* u: [2 [9 ~4 J$ j7 k r
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and7 R% q( f e. U2 d7 Z( `
everyone runs themselves ragged
- r& ]; p$ r, u( ]9 r. ~) ukeeping you happy.
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You spend* `! J- w: q' k) p- y; v. n! l# O8 i
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on0 a+ h* G4 [( Q8 g9 E; c( C5 p
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" U6 W4 O/ w3 D% P" T* [Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest; f h9 R3 T/ C% Z
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