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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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6 Q+ X4 h, M. k9 E# vThen, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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3 r# q, l6 h, ]! i" [When you start work,
0 s) }7 K! j5 V1 T6 Y1 G( r/ `0 F- E" Oyou get a gold watch on your first day.7 @1 R2 m* Q/ T2 A( j6 Q. x
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You work 40 years or
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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6 l( v$ W- k* SAs you get even younger, you become a kid7 u0 a/ Z+ `; N5 \; s
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1 V& u+ C- i; E' p- I( IYou go to elementary school, play, and have no- e+ B Z }1 U6 C1 {2 u- C
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In a few years, you become a baby and4 @3 G' Q( C ~2 R b
everyone runs themselves ragged
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You spend* v, G2 e. f) T1 m! o
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,. i3 H, [$ c% f" e' Y/ E1 F& ^
spa-like
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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