 鲜花( 3)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
MY NEXT LIFE1 [) X2 L# E, ~5 n: H" W6 {
5 T& e- f/ [+ F6 Y- W6 Q
I want to live my+ {4 k p" I" v
next life backwards!
$ A9 x3 a, j2 ]6 ^+ b" e/ d# d1 r/ M
You start out dead and get that out of the
; o2 o: a5 U) T; Iway right off the bat.
% a+ m) X0 k# B0 M
8 N9 W% Q& }3 c# }' nThen, you wake up in a nursing home, p$ J+ R' y; A
feeling better every day.1 r: a' U; D% E7 J
/ g- m( I: \3 L3 L- O8 N# ~. ZWhen you are kicked out of the home
+ l/ e/ i! ^- b" R" N( T# D y2 U2 X: vfor being too healthy, you spend
" i" G: ^ l) w7 X$ o" S$ yseveral years enjoying your' _8 P& n( t6 ^( A! x+ Z; g5 Y, G
retirement and collecting benefit checks.1 I2 @6 I% C+ ?$ p5 z$ \
, T& i& P2 y' S. u; i1 z% Q1 O
When you start work,3 C9 h+ b$ Z- Q
you get a gold watch on your first day. M! Q8 u# o& V0 w, O9 E6 q% r' L
" P% r" c) n/ d+ { I
You work 40 years or1 i+ e6 F# L1 h0 ?: }
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon/ e% F9 x8 q- \- H$ H# W4 w
you're too young to
+ t7 f! |" t$ S4 N9 |( Nwork.
! w8 [/ m' P9 H0 C/ ]9 o# y Q% M9 E) p" ~" I
So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,+ z+ j6 d2 }: e( r3 [: T
and party.. f% }3 }$ R! O, A+ X
, m/ p; v/ f: G" l
As you get even younger, you become a kid
: L0 K0 G9 _) gagain.
: u6 @ ?% q8 {" ]1 G; N. o; S1 s1 \8 j& {' D% k6 k: ? v
You go to elementary school, play, and have no
, z4 ?9 [% ^# ^3 W7 _responsibilities.
$ O7 O* ]5 ]/ [( W6 a
+ d- s4 h! X# t" X: ?In a few years, you become a baby and
0 ?% ?5 X- r6 Veveryone runs themselves ragged
; B8 Z+ k1 n( D2 R7 ^keeping you happy.
: G6 j3 t+ p- B0 I
( L6 {# v: m+ `; V: M" Q1 l" jYou spend
, m0 ?) L* J8 y4 L0 t" Hyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,8 i, C# X6 j f2 g
spa-like
6 b" T. {. r( h t. rcon ditions: central heating, room service on( w, i0 V: s' a/ r7 E
tap.
! T* i+ N6 P, M' p& i0 F: q @! }+ e& k
Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.+ U0 Z" E1 L- q$ @& |; R0 m5 ~
& c w7 n b! [I rest+ W8 k' o! u! h
my case. |
|