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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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1 t7 ?1 G2 }) M# ?( aThen, you wake up in a nursing home- K2 E2 I$ f( L' h8 E
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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When you start work,) a. I) \) v6 n+ B H Z& D, I
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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5 X( n: U2 U/ R5 k: _9 FYou work 40 years or
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,. J Y% g3 e+ O* Q
and party.
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* o/ M( |$ d. K) z: f8 ZAs you get even younger, you become a kid8 P. N; ?' \4 ~9 @- y
again.
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( p2 ]0 W2 l( B/ M) @1 CYou go to elementary school, play, and have no. W1 U0 i3 m" Q2 f
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In a few years, you become a baby and4 P4 K _& J3 h5 J$ C8 N
everyone runs themselves ragged, r- X5 _; U: P j1 F
keeping you happy.
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You spend
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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