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MY NEXT LIFE
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6 U8 @8 X; R. vI want to live my
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* _ W) G& X7 zYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.( J6 o3 o( R2 Q$ I
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When you start work,
7 P# z+ U; ~" ~* qyou get a gold watch on your first day.& h% z R- `" ~: c4 `# b
3 K% h7 o9 d" ?1 K. [3 xYou work 40 years or
5 I6 u }4 b5 i$ h- qso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
+ M& H* X9 Y( Q) ]you're too young to$ }* u9 A* p3 a& d! R [
work.8 j5 @3 u" {! c$ q+ x% B
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,1 U9 `3 e& U$ P& I
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As you get even younger, you become a kid) M% J, `' z$ Z6 K" O
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and1 R9 A9 o- d+ \
everyone runs themselves ragged
# _9 `2 g, r: }& d# x% Y+ F1 qkeeping you happy.
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: s/ l0 S( y' ?( o+ I: jYou spend
8 G x3 n& g- Z* y8 p) Uyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, N f5 M- D$ G' T6 v& V
spa-like
* [1 j o3 B2 K' acon ditions: central heating, room service on
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$ \1 ?' H) w5 ?6 a' _# w7 eUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.1 q- w9 [. t8 i2 k, V) U1 s
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