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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE
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1 V! I7 c9 |- `" I  n( U9 g$ g6 mI want to live my
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- ^. d1 p) A! X1 \" T9 N8 G  C, VYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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, V2 Q) N: [/ Z# P# |7 n" t% mWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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When you start work,. X8 U: }/ P3 l9 X
you get a gold watch on your first day.: I: T; k, I, H9 K
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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& @- n: [- A2 h% N: TSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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& i5 e( `  R3 D- z7 l3 h; U( SAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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1 D+ m8 ?. q4 E  ^You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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' x6 A3 ~3 R7 Q) q- ~5 M* wIn a few years, you become a baby and8 ]7 G& Q" ?1 k- z; A0 u1 Z
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your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,! k/ j% E8 L) I! b: D
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con ditions: central heating, room service on4 g* z8 ]1 F$ S# s
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+ U' A, w# x& q0 U  RUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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