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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE1 v* |' D8 c" y  v7 U0 x9 e" b& }
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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* `0 @3 q3 H8 q  n6 r/ ?: N$ eThen, you wake up in a nursing home
! ~. F' A  u7 Z+ _+ I- Z* Ffeeling better every day.
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% E  c( S8 }' MWhen you are kicked out of the home/ g) d3 ?* B0 q7 D, P7 r% e
for being too healthy, you spend
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When you start work,. ]* w$ G% m& d1 V- u" D
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
7 P5 h: |" v: iso, getting younger every day until pretty soon6 [% o; I3 T. m. C9 o" t
you're too young to
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& D, e+ `, E, NSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,3 r' O3 x0 p, b: n" t
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5 }8 i2 c, P" Q+ XAs you get even younger, you become a kid) J- z7 r9 Q8 O( X
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no7 G0 z4 y" p1 a* {
responsibilities.2 x7 \3 o7 N! I

, K8 }' j' S/ s3 jIn a few years, you become a baby and* V) ?" m, c& C! F/ _+ N9 p
everyone runs themselves ragged4 f1 U- z- w" c- b& b+ e, [1 a
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( @0 z; h0 K+ n  |  M$ B: ?8 v( B  IYou spend, i7 Y* Q% `$ {
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,0 W  L  C( ^2 c
spa-like
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" [6 q9 r5 D! [, E, v, o  {Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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