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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE
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5 v* l& U* W; l% WI want to live my
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  T# B3 v7 M3 C1 D. _1 v% v; ?You start out dead and get that out of the. Y4 m" Q# n! }6 v4 |7 w5 i9 k
way right off the bat.
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feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
2 g/ M  b- N- E% Myou get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid% \3 L* w2 ?  |. v# S7 }
again.
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In a few years, you become a baby and  Y  W( m- M+ V& J1 E4 R1 ^/ |/ ?( ]
everyone runs themselves ragged
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# ?* z9 {+ B( H1 Q8 \You spend& z+ \4 ?7 `! d7 }8 b7 w
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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' X" y4 a- ?8 e, zUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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