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MY NEXT LIFE. u7 B6 p) F% Q7 ?
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next life backwards!* p4 H1 o$ ?+ O4 f4 b" l! z0 V
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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( g# f" |4 j* c6 w/ qWhen you start work,
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You work 40 years or$ n! K: s0 ^$ j
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon; X0 T* [2 r* T1 n& o
you're too young to
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" K2 ], ?7 V- W- C; x6 zSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid% S0 E5 A5 v; Q
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no. x/ `5 I9 s2 a' p/ e
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In a few years, you become a baby and+ {, J, E4 m1 O) \+ H+ L* l) L9 e
everyone runs themselves ragged; C# }( U5 `: i9 v5 N7 t4 A( I# [
keeping you happy.
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You spend
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con ditions: central heating, room service on0 N; [. A5 N) y4 L$ _8 E3 m
tap.
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4 q3 [, p9 R* ?/ z2 |/ FUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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