MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE

" T1 W& r  j0 M) tI want to live my
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
+ z9 m3 F; _( _- B( E0 Q  Q* Eway right off the bat.

/ g( R  }9 g" FThen, you wake up in a nursing home
3 i7 K- u$ C& o' ^feeling better every day.
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4 E( n7 O* S2 S/ ?4 M5 y4 G+ I5 tWhen you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
3 O6 d3 u6 h9 e! Xretirement and collecting benefit checks.

2 E  U2 y3 y3 FWhen you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
- d2 h( C' s6 |+ L, Fyou're too young to
) a4 C1 b. J: j* zwork.

& r* P9 h. f$ I- c& M* [: fSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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; l2 }% W1 e- sYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
4 ~7 A& E% c' oresponsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and
, j+ a7 A- V* R, Z+ `- _: aeveryone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.

You spend
+ N% U! q4 [) h; B  t6 `/ syour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
7 G; S% m5 x% K# G3 ^% d% q! _spa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.

Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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9 ~% @! m2 Z( o* ]I rest
3 M" g1 u7 X( s! M+ H# T1 E- Wmy case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!