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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE+ ~6 k, ]% w; C; M; s; H

! t! S" x( i8 q/ I/ I. GI want to live my
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1 K# e9 d0 S% g! A* G! r$ I, RYou start out dead and get that out of the" C$ g$ j! {+ U9 q
way right off the bat.
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2 m( O& T$ O# O8 e+ R+ vThen, you wake up in a nursing home
8 I$ `. I- ?! Q7 R1 e2 Dfeeling better every day.& W% E8 C- W3 r2 a& |4 G
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When you are kicked out of the home* @$ J5 c% p/ ~& z1 P# o
for being too healthy, you spend1 ~* Q8 U% X4 F
several years enjoying your
7 R% F3 i6 |( ^6 e5 sretirement and collecting benefit checks.0 ?9 q; l$ z% K8 r! e* B7 i3 c

% ?9 E* k2 {0 M& p8 P9 `+ ~When you start work,3 j, C3 I# n- T( N( q9 A7 h
you get a gold watch on your first day.$ ]1 f' @# ]2 T/ ~( X5 s. o

4 T4 U% F" b! \4 s1 H7 m: nYou work 40 years or$ g" p' v  I9 q1 Y" `
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
! A  ~- b- p0 D/ E. `# n: pyou're too young to) u& |$ f# W! F' k3 d
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,4 l2 ]  M1 R( {- Z& g& H7 v6 p
and party.* l9 `0 B$ o- E/ ^

3 Z$ q0 Y$ {- x7 FAs you get even younger, you become a kid
+ ]. d  A  H3 oagain.4 n2 R5 x" Y  p; g+ Q2 r' r0 C

+ \" S, F4 ^6 s' c8 O& s* s# ^You go to elementary school, play, and have no
+ t4 D( X$ g* ^9 L" `responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
0 p, A3 {/ E  W  Ieveryone runs themselves ragged) A) ^, k- P2 d  X  l6 V% Y
keeping you happy.
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% L: K3 b7 \) _You spend6 J9 E( p0 t' R! M( F' I  u% A
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
- K# f* K- k+ p/ Jspa-like
5 L3 g* r- M1 `" o+ X- @& C& j  D) Rcon ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.5 t1 h. G: V. R# i- G3 {

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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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