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MY NEXT LIFE
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4 Q1 _. t. J( NI want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home5 ?& x, T1 O' c% ^8 p
feeling better every day.
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+ M6 q/ a i% Q. b" y) R, |When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your5 a) v1 Y0 r+ E4 Z! M9 M
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
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- j% B2 \' R+ A, `4 F; d6 o rYou work 40 years or2 |: I; W m' c
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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% [2 Z$ O" A% i+ B8 _! X6 e( hAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and) c* T. d* A3 @! C. S
everyone runs themselves ragged
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You spend+ W" O5 H8 O) X, [
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,7 w- _; k% A8 F A+ l
spa-like
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9 i5 b. p' \2 l1 v3 }0 S6 MUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.1 l z4 ]$ \: M
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