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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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; v0 z2 @8 A' K- r8 ZYou start out dead and get that out of the6 {- b, z4 w, C  Y4 _
way right off the bat.+ m' L" `" R* G  v5 ~1 X
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home$ q8 X& j+ U$ E; Y! c2 D6 S5 n
feeling better every day.6 k4 G- N' e6 [) T. T2 ^

4 U" `6 C# L& r5 m. c* v+ B! GWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
: O% U- y% Q* j& V0 V& Wretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,5 N8 u2 T8 k% |% w+ ?6 S" O
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or  [( o7 ^7 u4 i5 f' ?' K. }- N# t
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon% G8 `! w6 u! e8 q/ y
you're too young to
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) _3 d* p& _/ `  R( x2 Z, Q3 TSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid* m5 F! z- ?& `: G7 Z
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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" ]( U6 e( }! a; n: h8 F& v4 EIn a few years, you become a baby and
) n7 `2 S2 R; w# c+ t1 Qeveryone runs themselves ragged
8 x' [- L8 G# G" x0 nkeeping you happy.
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You spend$ K9 \% Z' C( n6 W
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,7 {+ G# [: N! t. v) b3 C: a
spa-like
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tap.% j" a6 q  o% b
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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