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MY NEXT LIFE
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+ o! P7 t$ H$ R9 H" lI want to live my
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# t: f6 n6 b2 c7 C# q s hYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home: A- I$ e# B1 s( _0 K1 N( \
feeling better every day.& j2 I0 u3 ~' x5 P5 g: T
8 V- J3 v* |/ E5 }2 t+ YWhen you are kicked out of the home
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When you start work,
4 {4 O3 c$ h8 i. c& a8 eyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or# \2 o! S" ~2 Z- Q0 T( I+ B- m2 v
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon- m+ A2 B/ u: R1 C: ^; F; C
you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid+ A0 H2 {+ ?3 f
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8 ~9 e( K' o' ?( _, OYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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1 z& Y2 i. l7 Q/ s- c. GIn a few years, you become a baby and
- w5 I4 [/ U$ h& X1 o. T* neveryone runs themselves ragged
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! Q. \& W% F8 A( L8 A1 \- H/ t- cYou spend8 u5 j4 T0 M( t: m+ B" A
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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; T8 a5 R1 h9 ]' a, gcon ditions: central heating, room service on8 q7 C7 V; v% u2 H2 x- P
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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