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- A- V7 l* w6 x! G w8 VI want to live my" n: p+ a% E: b
next life backwards!, N2 O9 u! q/ t. ]) u4 e
7 y9 ?- A- }. r6 ]4 G5 D' WYou start out dead and get that out of the: j" E& w( }" W% {$ y4 z# N
way right off the bat.
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; y _" W/ t* a: k. W! lThen, you wake up in a nursing home L( a2 y8 Y b) m/ U
feeling better every day.8 a3 Z8 b: {( \% C- B
, b* `$ G. E2 c/ ^& F- M4 ?9 b% FWhen you are kicked out of the home
5 j! o* R, ^5 k3 P# R$ t2 a. |for being too healthy, you spend# @$ d5 e- ?+ O+ i9 R( |. F
several years enjoying your+ F0 j! {9 C7 G2 n a, R6 @
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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* A1 [( `: Z- ^) W' `, uWhen you start work,
3 F! G0 e* j% d9 i) Q$ j* N, ryou get a gold watch on your first day." @# L& v5 B1 t# {% f3 v
, J: M' G& | D: NYou work 40 years or% f7 ~; F# q' s. V
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon* ^& N: \- I3 t8 G E, H: T$ z! ]. ~
you're too young to* A' f; {; n0 u
work., K8 u& f, z/ s
( q$ }( I c2 rSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
Y' [6 W! W0 K* D& I' u8 f kand party., a; \8 w) H* T4 B7 ?8 F, S( |+ Q% d& D
* D* k* v% E+ P5 o3 b6 r3 GAs you get even younger, you become a kid
c x s6 F" v! wagain.: B/ ^2 A' v' h" V0 s" R8 ?3 ?; H
$ y2 }6 M$ @" i5 E9 K7 d: n' w! RYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
% w7 d& \, q7 vresponsibilities.5 _4 @: \) v# V( W
- i7 R( C, f) U. e# \$ vIn a few years, you become a baby and
- \$ }; b6 T5 d3 I' E# ceveryone runs themselves ragged
: i2 K* I p0 y R$ _keeping you happy.( b8 g* L* p1 s K
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You spend
) f: c; \: N/ C- e; pyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
/ w. K, |. @# B7 \. P$ ospa-like/ d$ _( b* j1 U; t1 b- Y
con ditions: central heating, room service on, D! a7 D* P; H1 N Z% P
tap. W( E1 U* l2 ?" @
; _1 c, I0 R6 ]Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.' L6 X# `' A/ M% x' K
' P4 k* k1 z6 v9 o8 xI rest! ^* O6 ?) e7 Y4 c( Y+ w
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