MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my
next life backwards!
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% W" R& t1 A! d3 ?) AYou start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
! B  D- Z2 }# [- Ofeeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.

. _2 `( B2 l8 d! S( [6 hWhen you start work,
5 L* G: l0 {1 ayou get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or
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you're too young to
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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2 |) X  W4 b1 \: h  jYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
1 h- T! T) d8 uresponsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
6 o# ~! L4 i; Q, w# veveryone runs themselves ragged
4 x2 |1 s) k( [& n: nkeeping you happy.

  D+ a2 o) t6 s! IYou spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!