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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE: u$ i; `* I4 v# w0 u
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home0 q7 e# f& v6 i
for being too healthy, you spend
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When you start work,( W5 S( {& r+ @& U0 x2 m! }& P
you get a gold watch on your first day.: f) X1 r# ~% ?7 f% B

. f/ F6 e( d0 yYou work 40 years or
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you're too young to4 i0 v8 t4 G2 ]* B1 ]4 i
work.
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3 ~( J! b; Q) ^% e7 QSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid+ v% b, [1 Z& C) I3 z/ s# q1 @
again.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,0 |  r% N) x$ [( B5 Z6 ?7 [( A
spa-like
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tap.
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2 [  z3 L% z8 M+ a  l$ BUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.5 B. G. E, E! N; h1 Z
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I rest
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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