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3 y1 c0 h8 W p. W ?/ kI want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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9 F, {( w' `. n( RWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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% w8 u3 _9 e3 aWhen you start work,
% Q' q/ }& E5 V# p1 _6 oyou get a gold watch on your first day.' h7 e+ ^& c! T/ T p
- s3 U# H+ q( [- _2 Y% A9 I4 MYou work 40 years or4 @- ?: ^; `; V/ M' d7 H9 q+ ~2 U, I
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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6 H6 ~( q4 w3 w7 d: I/ M* ESo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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+ x4 a: g0 U& v" NAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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7 t0 s' \3 k2 U1 t7 G. o/ gYou go to elementary school, play, and have no: \/ D& v0 B5 e$ U7 K1 y
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.
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You spend: p. H. S' F8 P0 z) h' d
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,1 \& _! N& J8 X- ?7 L- O
spa-like
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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