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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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for being too healthy, you spend' Y* [4 S w( s* w6 l% W
several years enjoying your
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When you start work,$ D) v1 J8 L! ]/ |
you get a gold watch on your first day." T2 G* M' j5 f1 o$ m# K% A! N
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You work 40 years or
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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1 R8 k5 F' m l! h& SAs you get even younger, you become a kid7 W, x6 x$ m9 m3 l$ |& F* M
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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. [' o# \" l( m( mYou spend j% b2 j% l) S9 I9 B8 ?. E- O
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,+ F9 m- J# a* ~* ~& o: \
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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