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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE1 [) X2 L# E, ~5 n: H" W6 {
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I want to live my+ {4 k  p" I" v
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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feeling better every day.1 r: a' U; D% E7 J

/ g- m( I: \3 L3 L- O8 N# ~. ZWhen you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.1 I2 @6 I% C+ ?$ p5 z$ \
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When you start work,3 C9 h+ b$ Z- Q
you get a gold watch on your first day.  M! Q8 u# o& V0 w, O9 E6 q% r' L
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You work 40 years or1 i+ e6 F# L1 h0 ?: }
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon/ e% F9 x8 q- \- H$ H# W4 w
you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,+ z+ j6 d2 }: e( r3 [: T
and party.. f% }3 }$ R! O, A+ X
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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+ d- s4 h! X# t" X: ?In a few years, you become a baby and
0 ?% ?5 X- r6 Veveryone runs themselves ragged
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( L6 {# v: m+ `; V: M" Q1 l" jYou spend
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spa-like
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tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.+ U0 Z" E1 L- q$ @& |; R0 m5 ~

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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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