MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
7 G; [4 I3 U( e; e+ Jnext life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.

! j1 |3 t# E& D' U1 t. }Then, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.
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& ^3 p  |8 K% T, PWhen you are kicked out of the home
8 b- a" n  U) |6 B( i! xfor being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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/ `& K# E1 g' OWhen you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
work.
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$ A8 N3 f0 H# \6 W1 u0 iSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.

As you get even younger, you become a kid
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3 A1 t, x7 y  U* F( V/ e$ j5 }6 I) AYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
9 t7 I  f, E' F6 h1 D% veveryone runs themselves ragged
& f4 @4 x! N* Qkeeping you happy.

You spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.

* o4 A. b2 r) WUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!