MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
next life backwards!
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5 Q9 ?# m3 k/ k* P9 [7 i' EYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.

When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.

7 D0 H5 T; G' u! X4 e- g: y) C; [When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
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6 E2 T6 }5 C1 n5 T$ {6 ^# cSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.

As you get even younger, you become a kid
again.

You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
' m& f6 N' k# zeveryone runs themselves ragged
$ K1 v* z1 [; t: U: Z& w; h- zkeeping you happy.

: j3 `8 p: Y  t3 f/ L  xYou spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!