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MY NEXT LIFE
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5 i; W6 O8 M- i( r0 MI want to live my
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* B0 w$ c2 i/ {4 g/ vYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home6 t# B1 Z" _! v4 A* ^; X
feeling better every day.: B' ?" o/ C4 H6 W( g- @
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When you are kicked out of the home
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7 w( u" K) T1 @$ K3 m, W1 Kretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
( x W! P2 K: c5 Y/ b0 yyou get a gold watch on your first day.. m# P6 o* K9 k# v' \! ~, F" u% U( ^
, s/ G, @5 i( |% AYou work 40 years or1 K1 p( n5 d k
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon" Q4 Q( u; U# r3 ^
you're too young to8 y1 g$ n, V) p1 @6 t
work.
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; U% [/ I+ v: KSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid, Z; X: b# P6 u+ L
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e6 y0 u, k8 }2 V7 |: s/ p9 JYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and+ d% g, S0 r% V" e( x
everyone runs themselves ragged
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9 \1 e% c8 u8 [You spend
7 {+ J8 ^( h6 a# f5 I0 Nyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.* E) ]9 N e( m0 F. D6 T+ j
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I rest
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