MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my
next life backwards!
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/ V( R- S5 E! _, w7 fYou start out dead and get that out of the
$ n* @7 \0 l/ h+ ^  d6 Z& \# eway right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.
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- v  K1 B9 K0 bWhen you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
6 f% S% b! `, q9 c5 Fseveral years enjoying your
+ Y, g+ \4 m( S. Aretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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5 Y" E/ Q& |4 N, sWhen you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
  M% a" i1 ^  oso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
work.
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$ q3 |1 \" z8 O. ]& |So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
% ]. M3 |! H' \  E4 C. Eand party.
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& X6 X3 J. p5 K3 i; ^$ {! t2 tAs you get even younger, you become a kid
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
  T5 z# w3 L# N( m, _4 xresponsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
' A7 r) ^  r$ Z0 o6 A3 X- ?everyone runs themselves ragged
# B4 B1 o7 \6 F  |keeping you happy.
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You spend
9 M* y% I6 {6 Cyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
3 A( C/ ]  E2 Y! j  G2 ^con ditions: central heating, room service on
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$ |) g2 i7 ^( y  SUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

( m2 ^: B* [+ O7 }  KI rest
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billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!