MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my
$ J2 s. m8 j/ _$ r- ^next life backwards!
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5 ^# X6 w- N( H: WYou start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
8 s2 H9 j# g# o# zseveral years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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* l# D' N- A2 p+ O! yWhen you start work,
, d9 u& D5 _& N7 ]" n0 ^3 f. ?# Zyou get a gold watch on your first day.

: A' j# H4 l6 Q$ QYou work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
5 l0 d$ W; p" g0 a4 s0 e1 h- myou're too young to
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
# a+ |0 w9 {6 z7 p: e, ~9 d1 Aand party.

8 T% X, @5 Q8 W# V# BAs you get even younger, you become a kid
again.

You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.
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. E  b& ?8 ^. \) H" X$ |In a few years, you become a baby and
, \( A& E& E2 Qeveryone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.

* j- ]+ X  x* B1 Q: {6 }4 ZYou spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.
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6 B5 j9 [2 e1 k2 U0 {Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!