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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE( c. H+ |2 E1 M3 n# ?6 L8 B
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I want to live my
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' Q! @- S& {8 a" `You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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4 Z) w9 i$ D' V4 q4 N! QWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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- Q4 m4 V: |2 ?9 iWhen you start work,
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6 F1 |& l* x( bYou work 40 years or+ o; M- S& P# J/ c) \! P2 |
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon* o+ H2 k; S- y& k) M% M1 {
you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,3 R7 u( V8 O. E" p. K
and party.
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5 w0 j4 `& _0 \4 G* KAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.
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You spend
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spa-like, V. U  P' h  e
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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