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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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' z  ~+ J: C6 v, ^; yI want to live my( @- s" R7 j: B+ m5 s
next life backwards!
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, W* q" _( a0 h) H, O  DYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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  r9 g" x0 ^9 f3 t. O7 lWhen you are kicked out of the home- P% Z. r7 m7 S7 E# F
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,: S; t$ q8 V1 i7 M! ]* X: T
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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! B- b0 J" ~$ h4 |8 ^" |0 o$ [You work 40 years or
* g" X! X" k. p1 Fso, getting younger every day until pretty soon( V. ], k' J- Z; X& _
you're too young to+ B' H& T: C& M$ I3 {% j
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,% L$ Q0 k9 T: l$ f: A1 `
and party.
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2 b+ b; D$ B% g3 ?As you get even younger, you become a kid
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: Y$ N$ S7 }# y: wYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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) _; @$ I; z& T; M' _In a few years, you become a baby and+ [  F; e* J, t+ D7 K  M+ I
everyone runs themselves ragged$ s# p2 D0 y/ K! C& ?6 r6 V
keeping you happy.
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+ j7 K( ^6 D% m. D* hYou spend
" q  C& n" D# p6 v7 {; w6 t% Yyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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) E4 D3 q7 y* G2 ]con ditions: central heating, room service on
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% J3 L, R/ m( _; p: ]: RUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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