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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home2 U2 k, Y$ _, a% s1 _# v
feeling better every day.  R) Y& X4 e) R/ T9 m
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When you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
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/ ~* n1 Z9 C2 c, M  `5 Q5 W, B/ MYou work 40 years or( S; a1 V+ d. N$ K  r, f
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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+ A8 G  Q8 F7 X% R4 w- rSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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9 G" \1 Z$ ]/ ~As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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& q% q/ c7 f6 B" R' g3 P" h" zIn a few years, you become a baby and& S0 c/ S( M2 S7 I' @3 a# S! i
everyone runs themselves ragged
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" q3 [# G% H- Y3 T# Q, j  `You spend
# Z8 X- i4 T; ^$ c* d% P# Oyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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5 L% ]+ H5 t6 JUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.& K9 u" g) u2 k; X* L  p6 V- ~

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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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