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MY NEXT LIFE/ {$ ^ U8 ~; V/ p9 T7 t! `
9 D9 a3 U C: D- ^I want to live my
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|& _7 n6 E" o- ~- H/ F/ x: ^You start out dead and get that out of the D7 o, V5 Q x0 I' E
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your4 I$ }" _: F) ]0 B" f3 v" T
retirement and collecting benefit checks.3 J0 ?7 V4 o1 {+ @: d, d/ j% J
: k7 K# S7 r1 P& o0 w' ?7 U5 T7 ZWhen you start work,5 r% B/ z1 }- w0 V3 U
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
) s% z8 T! g4 Tso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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, p, {5 r; V; {; A/ rAs you get even younger, you become a kid
+ x0 d% g0 p& P* Tagain.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and3 G |5 l4 _( \- U$ r& n, O) x
everyone runs themselves ragged
7 E# }7 k/ t( K( C0 u# Qkeeping you happy.
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You spend, J2 b4 F! m- Q1 v8 l
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,5 A1 r) @4 q' |. _2 |
spa-like0 n+ s& n7 z4 ^$ ?9 e* {, @
con ditions: central heating, room service on, R* m1 E$ @3 X
tap.
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; p5 b) ~+ j! j- y; }Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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5 N7 L+ O5 S1 _0 s3 e0 NI rest. V7 i/ W: @% _' Z1 ~" K1 n* w
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