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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the7 ?! @7 y3 @" s$ C. p/ H
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home7 H% M* z. c" b! V
for being too healthy, you spend7 ], o" I1 r# w/ L
several years enjoying your
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When you start work,
. F, i& U" K& o2 \2 \you get a gold watch on your first day.
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0 c! X9 T1 k. W1 H2 ], {) FYou work 40 years or( {1 E+ S6 ~5 n
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon4 J: O2 ~2 N" _; r1 z
you're too young to' T1 ~, [ C; P/ R- L
work.8 a, {' F) a6 t/ t
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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- F, n& ]- ]' ~6 b! G% RAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no9 T7 r/ q' x ^9 h6 f7 Q% E5 k
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everyone runs themselves ragged2 w$ g/ ^, w# J
keeping you happy.
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You spend
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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