MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my
next life backwards!
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! a7 e7 B- r4 }9 M6 BYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
" g& J# Y% j  ^% `- Ofeeling better every day.

When you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
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% L- t, q0 {8 D# YSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
again.
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# m' y: C; c; T. tYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
! D1 M) z1 @$ @4 }0 r" Hresponsibilities.

- q/ V0 u- S9 S7 n  [" e/ v2 qIn a few years, you become a baby and
, E6 D" O4 Z1 t2 A8 f4 \" z1 I1 Qeveryone runs themselves ragged
) ^6 u# \1 k" `3 ~; B# A- ^0 w& Ckeeping you happy.
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You spend
( n6 s0 n+ @  E' l7 z3 F' [7 k  eyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
# b5 A4 Q* k$ x5 C" S/ ]3 Aspa-like
- F' L* S  n% r9 L3 D6 {con ditions: central heating, room service on
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9 a$ H/ E5 ~& j6 aUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!