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MY NEXT LIFE
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! l, S, a$ t( F% w' u9 rI want to live my A* G* o$ M5 h7 {" Z, B7 b
next life backwards!
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/ }* c3 j8 a2 c+ [7 }9 E1 l/ F5 iYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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! y$ R' q9 j! X5 x, ?When you start work,9 b7 C7 K! r6 ?: G1 p" ]6 i
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,$ ?: K; t. q: {% }3 u* w
and party.& O! T, i7 V8 V+ G+ L6 o
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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% c- t$ [4 ^) h) ZYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and2 U5 f/ H5 X8 f
everyone runs themselves ragged$ n! E4 k W( U! s
keeping you happy.& ]* H' L2 S0 J. Z
A t( s' V0 ] e2 dYou spend3 P/ S2 p; q& |6 F
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on: i1 i g# r* M6 H' W
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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