MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE
( x- Q; o, l( ?
9 M8 p9 K, m* s9 i  {' eI want to live my
% W! O! q# r! D- B& pnext life backwards!
  g8 B0 P- z& a& ], ^
You start out dead and get that out of the
; ^8 `) ?( i$ a* f; ^2 R  \way right off the bat.
* R1 \$ J6 V/ m# a' M1 m! z) c
& H8 m8 R3 F( N4 i1 H$ }- z* uThen, you wake up in a nursing home
. n+ @" [( |, Y4 L# B/ g$ Pfeeling better every day.
4 J" `% o3 @2 X7 x
When you are kicked out of the home
3 ~! G' o, b# n6 @' gfor being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
( i: s  Z9 \6 a* b3 x. g4 d( iretirement and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.

; o, ], O# @  a& {You work 40 years or
) L2 C1 ?/ c8 ~' g. \! {so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
1 X# m9 V/ T9 A) R8 Fyou're too young to
work.
/ n* Y5 i+ F4 U6 y
* x) P5 y; h9 C) pSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
8 S1 Z. A$ l# u5 ^6 X( ^' r$ Aand party.

As you get even younger, you become a kid
3 ~2 f) k3 P* j. Z  aagain.

You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.
- u- ^( u4 y- x# W1 j
9 w4 [0 _2 M- S# X- g# }In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
7 S$ D4 t* k: s/ fkeeping you happy.

You spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
+ h0 t( W7 ^# q; fcon ditions: central heating, room service on
. q1 L' u0 o1 ~, ]' [( O6 ktap.
/ W" |" \. K# T; d4 L+ L3 z9 M
Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
: [: n8 N7 i) A+ {
I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!