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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my( e) U* w( N7 }, B( T
next life backwards!* J+ _; c L) l* E7 j0 V9 u: D
' v& Q* O, w2 q7 S2 N% W1 Z; BYou start out dead and get that out of the7 v; i. a2 y' L. T' G' f+ U6 Q) k
way right off the bat.2 _% V! e" q5 H
% }6 a8 l4 l5 u) O- ?Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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& ?% V, b+ l6 Q: A3 qWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your7 E3 w- h5 b$ H: J
retirement and collecting benefit checks.! i5 X) r" K- i5 D/ C
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When you start work,
% E2 J y; Z P, J- G1 s* I0 L; wyou get a gold watch on your first day.0 a- R$ E- h9 q7 B
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You work 40 years or [) ]8 s( @1 ^# }- x6 J
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon7 c2 m: s2 `4 D$ f: e4 A
you're too young to: ]* Y- Y; [& `! c
work.1 f" V: `" @3 r3 y' ~4 f
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid6 J* s3 @- |& W( v
again.
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& [5 x3 Y& w7 m' dYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
) I3 n# z, k2 Zresponsibilities.
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' @, H7 O8 U8 U4 g. M' j9 jIn a few years, you become a baby and
1 x3 g% A8 o1 } Heveryone runs themselves ragged. ?! S9 v- g; }* E' w2 w# }
keeping you happy.9 E( v3 M# B4 w9 c$ R7 l
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You spend' o( a @5 J& F& C
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,6 F" N( u8 m( j" J0 c
spa-like! U( g- {- ]) G& T; x7 j% D
con ditions: central heating, room service on& i" C; L2 I2 K! n
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1 K4 q' ?6 o* a1 k) b& wUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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