MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
( O. L( r: N' |( [5 @& e$ }feeling better every day.
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; K$ X1 m: ]( S1 K0 {  uWhen you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
6 \% h- U3 @' {# H+ X; X, x, fseveral years enjoying your
' i4 y" E7 Q6 l, Q, i+ A! S/ {3 |retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or
) W# @4 ?- E9 h5 [/ yso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work.

So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
again.
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2 V9 p% m  Y' D- f. u4 i2 lYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
3 ]6 \( B6 z) K3 P8 nresponsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
8 x* q) V2 S+ Y6 [+ j" V" X# S. bkeeping you happy.

, y* P7 C1 l/ D4 r: Z) C7 wYou spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
% M* Y! S+ P9 ncon ditions: central heating, room service on
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/ B% P4 H! `5 Z( J, A. C0 wUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

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my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!