MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
0 ?0 Z: ~0 H* G" W, H9 a  |5 Jfeeling better every day.

When you are kicked out of the home
/ m1 Z1 F0 \- K% Q" J3 L8 Y; nfor being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
) g' A, V: J. X( h( x' u  L! v8 k0 C- vyou get a gold watch on your first day.

9 V/ ?$ i! j7 O. wYou work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
8 n0 E- e& d0 S4 u1 W5 s, [. uyou're too young to
work.

So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
6 ^' T4 |2 r, }* {) B+ s" eagain.

You go to elementary school, play, and have no
8 i+ H/ m7 C; _9 l7 R  x3 |responsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and
; i9 Y3 Z/ s7 ]- r- i, l% @9 Meveryone runs themselves ragged
( A9 t- i( ]# E. ?- [keeping you happy.

. o9 s4 m6 B1 p! ~' qYou spend
  v; @/ D. C  L( C6 v( ^% ^your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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9 ?7 u6 F  d) u* _1 J9 ~$ eUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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8 A, E( N" ]; U5 o- x5 uI rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!