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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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3 {1 C- @. g7 |4 I& z. _2 ^- bYou start out dead and get that out of the8 X  I5 s$ H- t) ~9 k; P
way right off the bat.
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. ^: ~; R$ o+ v; r* H; GThen, you wake up in a nursing home
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3 G: m6 \* T: n! l1 Z) ^3 l- aWhen you are kicked out of the home7 @! S4 c0 w# L4 Z# s
for being too healthy, you spend5 j+ l! |! [  p- w4 n
several years enjoying your
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When you start work,
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5 \2 V" ]% K) w4 c. A. |You work 40 years or, n7 U. r* Y, l; s$ G/ D" k# z
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,' m% @1 v! ?. O! W
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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  X3 {, T% W6 Z( _5 Y* t- uYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.
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# q: j" p9 i3 _( i" @- OYou spend
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.; S# E: b3 Q8 v3 P+ k( a

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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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