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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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3 A4 V1 X1 C6 x, ]4 H# t# WThen, you wake up in a nursing home' i- z, O' @5 b" [5 n+ H. y
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
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you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to! s6 g2 d% _1 o, v
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0 B( V" n& U( N5 \! r" NSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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- G/ b- H( W, y5 i1 y( l. L% }! W& TAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and6 O' Q D; g+ Q! p
everyone runs themselves ragged6 {; Z/ b* b6 m' [4 ]
keeping you happy.
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You spend7 F' v' r2 h' j( ]9 n
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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tap.
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. R# ]4 {. D& L% j6 D OUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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