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MY NEXT LIFE) c/ w' H! ~ @3 v! {
1 S" p- |8 h' x8 [+ O7 ^% d: eI want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home, }- x# j+ B: j7 {% z
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.) K. D$ y2 {6 S: A
2 D3 R3 h. n, V7 oWhen you start work,
$ g; p! W& }7 k Zyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,2 f: h) P C9 r# Y$ [
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid7 e% K; i) X8 p+ d7 C6 e8 _$ I- N7 t
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no8 d3 N i+ }; a
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and7 W* G H1 e0 P- c0 Z8 \4 _) H6 F
everyone runs themselves ragged
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You spend3 X* G4 Y1 D% {; _ a9 z: }
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,* h2 R% j, y6 f4 L. N& G) Z
spa-like- `3 x; J5 ^& S* y4 \# R6 ^, K9 K2 |
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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* Q5 y4 D* f2 b$ d. ]( A; y6 B: Y6 w! zUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.1 ~1 B; D c6 M, c% P+ r0 |9 N
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I rest, F8 f2 ^5 W9 f! m1 q* \
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