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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE
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4 J% b8 T7 \' H  \- `2 P, FI want to live my4 Q5 C1 p% k! |: c5 i
next life backwards!
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- J: s, P/ i+ U$ w5 WYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
% u! E% @) a  K$ Sfeeling better every day.# M3 p, Q: p3 ?

6 z0 ?) \$ `8 F9 {0 r( Y# `3 x/ \# ]When you are kicked out of the home
+ F5 x: D" |' m+ m" s; Bfor being too healthy, you spend
# X8 `. n: U6 f- ]0 oseveral years enjoying your
; N3 E9 L/ `; n  Yretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,* A' c2 ~' c5 n1 m0 X, Q* w' |6 _
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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% m5 _: {$ I* ?' I% p/ DYou work 40 years or
$ ^6 I, R- W: O/ I8 V0 c, l) Tso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
9 i1 `  V: Z3 f8 y; f1 Hyou're too young to! H9 s% f. Y" e& j
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" P2 J* M# N/ a0 u0 |& _& ESo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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  Y! Q3 W4 w" U( Q; ^& OAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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- x$ ]1 n- _% a! x0 Y/ aYou go to elementary school, play, and have no  P5 |9 J' q* w+ ]
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In a few years, you become a baby and/ z4 E) N6 Z) f$ A6 s- J0 R
everyone runs themselves ragged
, D- p' J2 S0 Z) _3 Hkeeping you happy.
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- `, Y! _& L/ T+ U& Q8 fYou spend
/ y7 w7 c7 c8 X) Kyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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( |( T- w* v' u2 }0 bcon ditions: central heating, room service on  ]2 \4 A7 L+ v  K5 P% G9 }7 r
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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