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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE
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! l, S, a$ t( F% w' u9 rI want to live my  A* G* o$ M5 h7 {" Z, B7 b
next life backwards!
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/ }* c3 j8 a2 c+ [7 }9 E1 l/ F5 iYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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! y$ R' q9 j! X5 x, ?When you start work,9 b7 C7 K! r6 ?: G1 p" ]6 i
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
2 c4 q( e/ G% \- f1 b3 `so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,$ ?: K; t. q: {% }3 u* w
and party.& O! T, i7 V8 V+ G+ L6 o
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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% c- t$ [4 ^) h) ZYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and2 U5 f/ H5 X8 f
everyone runs themselves ragged$ n! E4 k  W( U! s
keeping you happy.& ]* H' L2 S0 J. Z

  A  t( s' V0 ]  e2 dYou spend3 P/ S2 p; q& |6 F
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on: i1 i  g# r* M6 H' W
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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