MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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% Q0 |$ G; l9 Y5 AThen, you wake up in a nursing home
% ?8 p9 I& i2 V/ qfeeling better every day.

$ G' Z8 k, w# b0 E' x5 u1 VWhen you are kicked out of the home
6 ?  {3 V2 N% vfor being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.

0 q) `# B- R7 Q8 KYou work 40 years or
! W3 ~* \2 M9 j5 }4 f1 iso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
2 D% H! ^' t. k2 @  m+ a1 w. ^you're too young to
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" C; B3 Q+ |5 L# }1 h/ \So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
  [, `) v. _* s/ K' Iand party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
again.

You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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2 S- Q% I3 \$ R0 ]* kIn a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
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+ c% F# Z  r, y/ zYou spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
' p' a& T; X! H8 J/ _* L. Kcon ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.
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7 n1 C7 X8 i6 E, }9 b/ F$ kUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest
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billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!