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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE
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. Q: H3 U* H& M% R/ ZI want to live my* x# ]/ j" t! `3 ?& X
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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$ Z7 @& _$ F6 O7 n! ?- TThen, you wake up in a nursing home" q, @6 E: E5 I
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home" M7 u' X. Q! g2 J2 B
for being too healthy, you spend# L( }5 ~" x' K$ K% D
several years enjoying your8 n  A) @. N: q3 x
retirement and collecting benefit checks.0 N2 G) D) t6 B* K+ b! K, [

" _' ^5 T3 C  }When you start work,
/ a. Z4 a" n7 @, f& _you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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+ d, n# F+ [8 X9 _So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,  o: N! q8 i0 u% M/ k# \; N
and party.
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- U/ h; r0 ~" C; ^5 zAs you get even younger, you become a kid4 v& Q7 r" o6 P4 ^: n8 N: L
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( o' O  w" }- P! b, o- ^You go to elementary school, play, and have no( l5 y! s$ {# }$ J
responsibilities.
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& Z8 m# }7 o2 _& F, o5 z. bIn a few years, you become a baby and
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You spend! o% P. t6 Z2 p% Y  g' k8 P
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on+ u8 z6 }! B9 ^6 ]( c. c- H+ E( S+ z
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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