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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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! C- ]- r) d: g6 m1 [* aI want to live my
. L! x4 a2 N# Z% J# enext life backwards!
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& U# N+ x" d* d( d9 W/ UYou start out dead and get that out of the  q$ H9 e/ o* w/ P
way right off the bat.
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2 ?" _1 |( O- i0 X, Q/ Z* oThen, you wake up in a nursing home3 }. V. x, Y0 `$ _' a+ g
feeling better every day.6 Y! }6 t; F# _+ _# d* S, s# G

6 _$ e) I$ _) k& x7 B. k3 iWhen you are kicked out of the home
2 e) @2 K2 @7 C, s: R5 lfor being too healthy, you spend
; E6 N" `! Z, A/ M8 X. J+ Tseveral years enjoying your
: s9 ]: P* x$ M. z6 Z* a7 O$ Fretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
' B+ b  y. z1 G2 ], I6 Jyou get a gold watch on your first day.* F. A" u: ~* Z4 M& t+ S

5 Y3 T6 a. y& {8 u, u/ \. sYou work 40 years or4 @; Z9 \5 U8 J. G8 U: }
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
6 B$ s" ]$ I! k! y1 ?* X' N4 p; c$ Byou're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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3 Q0 ~! U# k8 w5 S$ d! \As you get even younger, you become a kid9 \5 ?% J+ O7 i# L- l: |4 d
again.3 E5 x6 I; N  w7 g& B

. ~, x, c. l; q1 U& o  x3 uYou go to elementary school, play, and have no8 ]/ K+ `& \! P* ^2 Z* i9 L
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.
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8 b9 t9 _8 Q3 ]* H2 A, ]  N+ QYou spend
) R& q! \$ J4 R& z: Zyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
4 X* K4 Y0 D! o% `spa-like
0 B& ?; o) P3 a! j6 Mcon ditions: central heating, room service on( T9 C: d: h  T
tap.
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5 I+ T4 s& k" VUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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8 C: }6 @4 y& @8 F5 N; vI rest
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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