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MY NEXT LIFE) a& h- {& R7 [$ P6 _& v
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I want to live my
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9 k6 T& S8 n$ w8 C& oYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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! E$ S0 d/ _/ jWhen you are kicked out of the home) Z1 F2 |2 }, p% W% E
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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# @ @6 M* y6 T1 g7 T+ L2 ^When you start work,
2 m$ B+ e- j( w) M. uyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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g0 N4 L* C$ B5 L7 `You work 40 years or' r. {, @) W$ I( V: |5 Y* T
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,) R4 ^, G0 U8 i2 p
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid0 L1 E" k2 d) {6 L
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no) |; U* b4 g) o9 V' G5 }
responsibilities.
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! O, l; z& i4 ] Q& h7 }6 B4 JIn a few years, you become a baby and
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8 ^. o; A }) X$ P2 yYou spend
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' {, G: P' ~. w. e: Gcon ditions: central heating, room service on2 r* M: m# Q+ ]0 @7 ~
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest: |1 I- y* u0 r D4 F: h' O
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