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MY NEXT LIFE
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) i5 ]5 {+ |" }! T) g( wYou start out dead and get that out of the6 Y& A9 U9 t& Y0 A [
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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& V$ G9 s$ \' }9 C9 E$ L) T/ {0 z/ U; oWhen you are kicked out of the home$ g) c# @7 D+ T1 @
for being too healthy, you spend
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you get a gold watch on your first day.2 b0 g1 ?$ l7 i ]2 h' }7 [8 ^
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You work 40 years or- e: n) H- z! h0 b8 X0 K
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon j2 Z- }6 d; ~
you're too young to
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) y3 k' h# H* j8 X% ^0 K1 R+ fSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no- m5 s3 G3 \# c3 c
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In a few years, you become a baby and- S! b+ F K" a
everyone runs themselves ragged2 Z4 S5 L4 f3 O8 o$ i j7 @. z
keeping you happy.7 G( Y( F9 J' u4 l' l. ]3 t$ w
" H# c# g, D. I; N* D! I7 |You spend4 c# T" n5 T( @: N
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,, C, Y& P+ n* v" |$ K
spa-like
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tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.2 l6 V8 l" m3 P! M+ D2 ^7 S- o
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