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MY NEXT LIFE3 U0 z) E. c* S: Y# I
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next life backwards!: A, ^; C7 e c. Q0 D
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You start out dead and get that out of the3 I* [3 q1 t! }4 `' a
way right off the bat.
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( m5 @, W8 z* b7 k v% _' \& y) HThen, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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When you start work,! j2 k Z% `4 @ I7 q+ |8 G
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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5 y3 z2 q |9 M! @# N5 C( O: uyou're too young to& `* |7 W& u* w2 V
work.0 B$ I: z+ a) ~4 i+ p( c1 T
3 I! S% d' y% D( z* m: mSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, M2 E6 S# ~0 U4 X8 A6 h
and party.) F2 j8 C8 T! |
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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! D; H/ b0 E/ D" Z8 dYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.
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You spend( W( d+ W5 Y" N* S: a3 \
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,5 S' F/ C9 E: \8 d. d! @9 v
spa-like' u) y' I7 k G. b2 G$ {5 a4 z# f
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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3 Z0 m7 d- M, ^% fUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.% P+ J" q$ c4 D
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