MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE

1 H, M! R+ U' \2 q* K( _I want to live my
next life backwards!

4 o5 b! z* A: G5 F- H7 {- ~You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
5 a2 L6 E- P/ k# S2 G3 xfeeling better every day.
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& s) Q& P+ o3 kWhen you are kicked out of the home
, L/ y. b) y/ d/ Ifor being too healthy, you spend
/ Q0 S2 L% y% N5 v& Sseveral years enjoying your
: g6 n; [+ A2 _retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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7 k# `% c; Z( o2 L* ^+ e6 cWhen you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.

. b! R2 H% Z8 @' I& r' JYou work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
7 `0 [$ ^' x& E# S3 fyou're too young to
. g9 \7 m7 R7 [" D8 ywork.
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7 K2 O0 H* p4 i, s- LSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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/ q4 X+ r) Z- |$ Q4 TAs you get even younger, you become a kid
again.

You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.
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5 L) x9 c6 }4 AIn a few years, you become a baby and
6 H/ I6 {  f1 ]5 k* R8 C1 Peveryone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
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You spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
: M1 n( N; W, a9 l9 Xspa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!