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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE
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5 Y) R$ X: m$ G0 V9 qI want to live my% l, t+ F* H$ R9 w
next life backwards!8 Q8 `: e$ I8 D9 D1 A

. k2 z& p6 P: b9 P9 O( f. ]4 mYou start out dead and get that out of the
5 p" m) A. J9 [4 l7 Vway right off the bat.: K, v, d; t, P: L6 ^& ~
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home* R3 \' K# r: Q/ Q$ |+ w9 Y
for being too healthy, you spend) F' @- U/ B* g. x1 Z4 ^
several years enjoying your+ o% \3 X2 q9 n7 Q
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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# O1 y/ r' D" g/ U* I/ UWhen you start work,
) N7 ?9 C# ^- n$ p% {  h3 C+ \+ vyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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1 X3 U, ?& v3 M4 O7 N  ?You work 40 years or; T  d* N. W8 u: h' u9 C
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
* I$ A3 a: m& }9 lyou're too young to
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/ U6 \  T! ], m3 m  OSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,2 H% y- |* Z7 h+ b/ [( S# g
and party.2 ~* v$ ]: z  i  x, L* K2 D1 ^6 t
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As you get even younger, you become a kid, b4 M* t6 C$ c' C& d
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9 j6 m4 P; l" {You go to elementary school, play, and have no0 |, u$ L5 Z& }
responsibilities.! F$ o% y4 i. N# R' i& c% t
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.
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You spend& D+ u8 o( O6 Q. n/ l! F
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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" _# l7 A. o8 w' Y2 {! R1 d, m, qUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.5 P/ H$ G! m# K
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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