MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE

0 e: N7 g3 X* T8 ZI want to live my
# |; r9 v5 N' C( M* u4 Xnext life backwards!
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! q& y5 B9 z7 i# b, [# u/ b7 eYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.

When you are kicked out of the home
% M2 b- i) u, u! o9 Ffor being too healthy, you spend
) J3 _+ y' W5 T( ?9 Qseveral years enjoying your
/ E; Q8 a; D7 a: eretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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$ i1 N1 e. y) k( {When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
; b' a3 ^& j0 qwork.

- J' u. }; k& ^+ L. h6 x0 k9 Z% jSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
# u+ S2 v: Q) \# s  R) Iand party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.
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  b% c8 _) S6 D% o, sIn a few years, you become a baby and
3 k! l4 f& ^. ~, G) N& Y; Peveryone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.

You spend
+ G' e' i7 s  C  _; Yyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
. |9 K( Y+ d3 ^& J# d/ Econ ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.

Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!