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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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, J7 s; [& H" n% B* wYou start out dead and get that out of the
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feeling better every day.
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/ `% _9 k- B9 C& v _* _5 `When you are kicked out of the home
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When you start work,
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You work 40 years or
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and party.
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& b+ k0 \8 r9 {* ?* yAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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* q/ q. h! R8 ?You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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$ U, S8 g8 s0 r6 m/ U' BIn a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.
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You spend
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con ditions: central heating, room service on3 B8 D& l+ l6 E4 I2 M: B! V
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' |, U9 N! M( ZUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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