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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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5 L: N( @# i' l FYou start out dead and get that out of the* e% t) ]5 f1 c6 D
way right off the bat.
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! g1 j& A5 ~9 w2 |Then, you wake up in a nursing home" e, m# L3 m; a1 q, T3 l
feeling better every day.
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3 ?; Y) ?# E$ B, u: EWhen you are kicked out of the home: Q: ~# f9 h6 X6 G& ~! K
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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7 z) G7 v5 k' ^, o& A% u* OWhen you start work,& ~' z: W, F, ~: ] |
you get a gold watch on your first day.) @% |- Y. [% F" m; t: @
% ]. D% P( ]$ r/ O5 GYou work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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' }9 L' x' S( R) a, z/ I- H8 }. wSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,7 k9 h3 `" Z0 g
and party. J3 [( Y3 ?3 Q+ ?7 R0 d0 J# J2 H; k
* T, J! Y/ p5 o( O. e9 b; xAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no0 i- n& H( `" m- }' g/ D- z$ U
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In a few years, you become a baby and5 a, Y/ R( L0 @6 ^
everyone runs themselves ragged* ~) o$ v5 ^5 R5 Y0 q/ ~% m
keeping you happy.: S3 h: \4 {/ Q) V' D; O
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You spend+ k* U7 t; v* y
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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' ]: s o: u0 ]5 A# U4 \Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm., j0 F: O6 B3 g% t8 V/ M
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