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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home4 I' [( u2 b2 |7 j
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.  N8 k' G0 P  v1 J/ G

3 j; B' b' ~5 ?- I5 Z# iWhen you start work,
5 U2 E# S' A) E- S/ H& _you get a gold watch on your first day.6 `+ y/ W/ V4 Q* p6 C/ z

  O6 y' f( o2 v- \7 m! R" fYou work 40 years or
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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( J% {/ J9 n$ wAs you get even younger, you become a kid5 m1 f' b$ O% G! Z) W
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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" o, h- m7 k5 p3 L; YIn a few years, you become a baby and
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6 W8 N4 E% Y* Q5 o* i" a- }4 iYou spend
2 ~8 |0 ~( I) D; B5 tyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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3 P. ]1 P# f* v2 J; ?con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.' x  m! W4 J6 v8 j. Z9 ~/ t

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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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