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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my: O; w. y" T2 i2 u3 Z9 Y$ p; j
next life backwards!9 @9 G& x* j7 i2 C! W
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
' S2 ]6 Q) @5 H' M& C# d7 xfeeling better every day.- Y, R- [" Q" f! a" v
$ j: g8 T( `1 ] ~7 q: WWhen you are kicked out of the home
0 v B/ V8 s2 R5 A0 T! H3 Yfor being too healthy, you spend
# a9 T, |8 M6 `) r$ `8 @6 J- Lseveral years enjoying your
8 f1 o$ g& y# F. ~0 Yretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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% e* ]! i. V' c& s' o3 o6 [( mWhen you start work,5 C% T0 v9 E" ^; \2 H, `
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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) v3 L, y6 `, I2 E) rYou work 40 years or
& U' O, {' J: oso, getting younger every day until pretty soon' X3 i4 _) C8 B6 B3 Z
you're too young to+ l- P. n* f8 G7 V6 L* B/ W+ K1 K. a
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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8 ]: \5 M" @; p3 s% [$ _As you get even younger, you become a kid
. w9 P7 m |/ S% g" Qagain.
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; D& _$ M- u# M' K9 y9 MYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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' D q& A! v9 V" f ?In a few years, you become a baby and8 o( j6 ?7 t3 G- U
everyone runs themselves ragged" \ U1 I1 f% s1 P! C. I; ~& E
keeping you happy.+ P. Y0 ^: M$ v
1 a* l2 U( N6 hYou spend3 D! z' K" B( a
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on8 l! i9 P/ q. n+ ~' N' q" V, l
tap.1 A2 o2 o: L: K) ?( O4 n( X7 ]
9 q7 n0 D, G( J$ z2 N7 ~5 P& E1 lUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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