MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
3 E1 w9 E# R# Onext life backwards!
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& V- `0 n$ K- W  K( [You start out dead and get that out of the
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8 [7 [, y7 ^) C. v6 J0 J+ y' MThen, you wake up in a nursing home
& X  {5 c9 {& V+ S3 }: t6 E# L) Sfeeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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2 d% c/ e4 ^- @( n) nWhen you start work,
( O1 a6 V- ^- I0 P( Z# z! tyou get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
9 o7 @. T( Q9 R, e4 Fresponsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
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You spend
9 T1 N! d. W6 V  kyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
1 i3 j: u8 o, N; M; Mspa-like
9 z; y) E+ m6 p9 [, Q9 n& Z* \con ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.

Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!