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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE
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2 c* N: r( V( g) \I want to live my5 d8 U% \9 m% {0 z6 i
next life backwards!6 j  O# t: k  \8 P4 f8 Q
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You start out dead and get that out of the. X; o9 J4 }: G. C6 a# }1 t, o
way right off the bat.0 a7 J! U5 B5 ~2 _, I
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home6 F/ e! `+ o6 g4 K( u2 B+ X
feeling better every day.8 v  v, }+ L. v5 E, H2 J

, ^( Z' z  d1 G9 cWhen you are kicked out of the home; N0 W9 \' U* F1 E" d; v
for being too healthy, you spend6 y8 S0 }9 x0 q" b- h
several years enjoying your, @) K4 ?6 @7 e  }; w
retirement and collecting benefit checks.5 z/ S6 O0 b# m& ?  p
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When you start work,+ T/ Z6 p6 t8 z8 V
you get a gold watch on your first day.$ y- U4 m; G, P' _& L3 X: @
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You work 40 years or: {3 @. f- s2 k( U+ j
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon- S9 R9 v1 J$ q/ Y+ ^
you're too young to4 O& d! u: F, S  Q# H' z9 |+ ~
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,% H% h0 K' f) T  B9 W/ ^0 ?
and party.# ], H- G, l- h# p/ q; [! ~

  B2 C" |' ~6 O% VAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.
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! e* D3 O. o/ n: A; m# kYou spend) Q; k, v; r9 _" B
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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. O1 d$ m8 a. t, p( k, kcon ditions: central heating, room service on$ B5 a5 N$ s0 P) N+ }9 Z/ ^
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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