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MY NEXT LIFE- [& }' M. b9 X" K) c) g1 D$ ^4 h
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the' j3 o3 B. B) q: V5 q. K! c
way right off the bat.
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/ A& G0 I7 k) k( R8 }( }Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home% [. b L/ o- V0 y! B/ A
for being too healthy, you spend
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When you start work,
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You work 40 years or7 L1 b: P" t. ^/ J, y6 Q
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon, R6 I o2 W2 c$ r4 C' T9 p7 x
you're too young to
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. }/ D& W0 @. }; m+ E; }So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink," |" T/ o4 \" R2 R, q' p9 H
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/ y; k: b4 x e6 _2 z" V7 e" bAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
/ W8 u1 x7 w' \4 E3 Weveryone runs themselves ragged
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You spend
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spa-like
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tap.
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9 R! K: F T+ q2 l* pUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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