MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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+ C7 d( l# I3 OThen, you wake up in a nursing home
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0 p' A9 z% {% }* u$ H, XWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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When you start work,
7 l* o7 |' d: byou get a gold watch on your first day.
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2 [& a0 C5 W# N/ S7 O* t% y/ w, VYou work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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* X) l! {( N1 }8 m; D' FIn a few years, you become a baby and
2 m% {8 W. T0 p' q  _9 ceveryone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
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You spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
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8 y2 k1 c$ }+ `9 XUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!