MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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) W: I4 H3 H& Y2 v5 S+ mYou start out dead and get that out of the
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7 P* F, V1 T, `$ ]+ @1 m5 HThen, you wake up in a nursing home
; `/ |: h' j! ^( n- `- H9 M& nfeeling better every day.
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- `2 r% F# C$ x$ aWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
8 B. B4 `6 d7 yretirement and collecting benefit checks.

& i. q" J+ C5 I4 G. ~/ wWhen you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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5 ^* d, c& k5 c1 uYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
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You spend
' j7 {1 _* V: c6 G6 cyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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1 L: X8 P' `. U' s2 O4 UUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!