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- T, Y7 N( W3 [9 nI want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the1 ]- F3 e' l# d8 h
way right off the bat.8 I- x* Q7 |9 S% q3 F8 l2 F l
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
" {, H2 s4 C# m8 ^9 ?feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home! r* G6 F9 G$ @9 P- q' v: x y
for being too healthy, you spend2 y5 [6 n/ u4 m5 p) v1 N: B
several years enjoying your
6 g6 O5 n g% L% H; ~: f& k$ y3 zretirement and collecting benefit checks.1 U b* ]/ T' v& P
! b6 w# Z" n$ n. t- DWhen you start work,/ p* d7 F1 O# S% I7 U' o+ a0 C
you get a gold watch on your first day.* U& }9 \* n; }" X6 ]$ ?
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You work 40 years or
7 l& E- ~3 H8 Hso, getting younger every day until pretty soon5 `$ O; y# B, ^5 ?* z6 P; k+ `
you're too young to
! ~9 Q# K* h/ v. uwork.4 z! m& k$ G( W- y
4 O0 F1 N# u3 D6 m% q! \, B: Y5 Z2 QSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,# B% { s' q. q# t
and party." y% p% H# m N- t' e, R5 r
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As you get even younger, you become a kid' A9 u7 x3 u( X- B) Q
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& m- f m) [' j D( z6 J+ \) ^You go to elementary school, play, and have no6 e6 I, u- h; c+ A6 K( \
responsibilities.6 Y$ w2 k6 u: j
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In a few years, you become a baby and) ] L, |9 X9 v4 b
everyone runs themselves ragged/ N* n' b: Q y( T! B" @
keeping you happy.% G4 M2 j K" g6 v3 f
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You spend
' z# x; @9 K0 Y# q, Oyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,5 A2 `% q' i# c" N8 s
spa-like) x; y/ K% D* a2 r8 {. O6 M" Z1 N
con ditions: central heating, room service on. i5 d+ {8 \! }9 V1 z* V/ j2 i
tap.
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0 Q0 X- B) g6 YUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.+ v+ M6 V+ N# @3 C) O/ Z/ m) E* M
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I rest
+ I. l+ g1 e' i& Emy case. |
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