MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
next life backwards!

You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.
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/ x* J2 c8 j0 jWhen you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
) F- L# _0 \4 u( E1 s4 Uyou get a gold watch on your first day.

) E8 e; }8 _% Y, f/ n8 cYou work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
again.

* |* Z0 t" _: G6 }% C6 K9 _You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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) B, x9 ^- N: eIn a few years, you become a baby and
8 J3 C- Q- ^6 [, O# C: d, U& Eeveryone runs themselves ragged
' S4 l: b; T2 K3 L3 X2 |& U$ s% Dkeeping you happy.
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0 r  C2 x# |3 A2 m' b% MYou spend
$ M* T5 v- m8 Kyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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  X+ D) z: D; F! _  E0 Zcon ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.

* l  I* ]1 r% l+ I6 \* KUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest
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billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!