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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE1 K3 {+ R( i, {7 T: @- }

: D: |2 j& z% I# P0 Y; bI want to live my
+ s8 o. ?1 ?/ Z) R; L& d- snext life backwards!! ~3 M2 b0 l. P
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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  |) w* l9 @( v6 x$ _Then, you wake up in a nursing home  z9 E2 f+ A0 `% k, P" Q
feeling better every day.
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# l5 h& C3 {1 l% `When you are kicked out of the home
( M; ]7 N- t3 U8 a' n# f. P% d2 ], kfor being too healthy, you spend
+ a& v; M2 d' ]1 n4 [several years enjoying your
& t! q% m1 V1 ^2 Q9 n* @retirement and collecting benefit checks.) T) j! @) h4 [3 X1 _% k
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When you start work,
9 R6 y6 s; g3 M3 {+ f/ P2 {3 ryou get a gold watch on your first day.* Z9 F7 \# j( Y" r

0 e4 ?' L  }$ w* A' X5 AYou work 40 years or9 s* g7 b! n& Z9 `3 b5 x. G. g
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
) q! K! [) p* c: i. J: Cyou're too young to
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% J, L: ?/ A  ^+ t$ D/ HSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,4 j! v$ L5 A& n" ^6 @- L. v
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( @3 q' v+ i- t; U+ u6 hAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no2 X$ ]  F$ Y" w
responsibilities.
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8 R" |. L5 z, I3 c6 A0 aIn a few years, you become a baby and
3 |& z7 h& n; L0 U0 J3 s/ Geveryone runs themselves ragged
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You spend* f9 q/ k" N. d; q3 B
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,7 u+ A! V/ ~+ ~+ t: c6 E6 K
spa-like% O; d4 I) X3 Z+ b" @
con ditions: central heating, room service on9 a: M4 U& J) ^; v! a2 }. T
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.2 `8 \7 ~, K& L+ u7 R
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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