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MY NEXT LIFE
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0 {, O7 Z/ U6 ^# @ uI want to live my: b/ G7 g# f3 Y i+ H
next life backwards!
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~3 r% ]' N; LYou start out dead and get that out of the5 C/ y) t5 B2 T9 N* d
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home( a7 Y( \; P. I, x8 d1 Q6 t
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.8 n1 F8 J, q9 J7 k% U2 a! k! Z' w" X7 m
( B" a- K! ]3 }3 t N0 E% M+ ^When you start work,* W) j& p- Y: ]/ `8 {4 q( a
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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* m: |. {; W% f. VYou work 40 years or
% u" f9 `8 i5 Z$ Bso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,0 ~% W7 O9 L- ]; {3 p
and party./ f7 R% {7 ]% {, W; A' M; C- p; z
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As you get even younger, you become a kid2 n% D* L) k' p- o
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no# ~7 y2 r+ u( M) z7 h+ Q
responsibilities.8 j" Q# }3 i5 d
5 k4 g0 o, a' f, U" Y" o8 @In a few years, you become a baby and6 T& ^/ j- Q" \2 y
everyone runs themselves ragged
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! s7 f F+ C5 Q9 tYou spend
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spa-like) z2 [9 l6 c$ ]0 h, L0 d: e
con ditions: central heating, room service on. e, L% y* b7 d6 P3 B. ~2 E
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.5 q1 W& r- M; h+ ~
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I rest
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