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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the; m6 p3 y) _- C% B. j. Z
way right off the bat.
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6 n6 `% D- E' Z% e: i/ {: Q7 r# cThen, you wake up in a nursing home3 [; I) u6 s# p( I4 a
feeling better every day.& {1 p5 B `% G& k
* r9 i/ o+ x6 w: G7 wWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your; e4 w! Z w' G A5 s: D
retirement and collecting benefit checks.( J: I! K' m) L/ U
4 [; ~2 H3 e7 s+ a- ]0 yWhen you start work,8 _! Q3 ]& ~1 V% V) K
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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work.3 R& v+ t2 X* l3 d
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,: J4 C* R/ I& A8 E
and party.6 x- n; d0 o0 i0 }
0 j9 R1 `+ s& w: z" P, I& Z' TAs you get even younger, you become a kid) }8 t/ Y. O8 Y
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and- u# e3 n) x* x1 k8 h( ^1 C
everyone runs themselves ragged
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$ V- T; ~9 U& [- A( h3 Y# C2 E4 `, sYou spend* S+ B6 J. X0 S
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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; x: {" n& q" S6 [con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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