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MY NEXT LIFE9 L1 b* r. @9 {0 P5 Y+ a" ~
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I want to live my: r% T, l$ k2 t, D9 c7 `: O
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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; M$ z4 m+ W' g& T3 ]& DThen, you wake up in a nursing home
& T! X! Y; z/ ?3 F0 g1 Nfeeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
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# e6 c: s) e. }& Q* Lretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
% @9 M% K) Z* h+ Q0 vyou get a gold watch on your first day., w, G% t$ n$ |" m1 Z8 A
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to$ c1 m3 c- y) O# p
work.. u1 B' d8 s! t
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,2 q; w1 L- i; u2 g, Z
and party.* B) n6 H! H' ] o, k1 d
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.1 x3 H' A& }. D. L
' P0 `& i# a3 d4 r6 UYou spend
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spa-like
$ i9 o2 q3 G: z1 Ocon ditions: central heating, room service on
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" Z# M1 d a7 y0 v4 V: pUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest- `1 s. r* Z: Z4 s3 z1 D. D5 N2 g/ u
my case. |
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