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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE% A" u& E2 N1 I( |  N* D# m! Q. ~
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I want to live my' H/ E+ P4 x% n$ p
next life backwards!
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0 M. f; M# t4 G& X9 A: l. \, mYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
. I1 r! u& _2 D3 jfeeling better every day.7 T: ?/ |8 k0 T- v, C! u
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When you are kicked out of the home/ G: |7 f2 w/ C# `9 T
for being too healthy, you spend
0 E1 Z) \) e2 m2 iseveral years enjoying your
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' n( L9 a5 q' B1 ^" ]3 xWhen you start work,# T; ~( s0 t" h0 {3 z- q5 R# P
you get a gold watch on your first day.  D; ^6 Y1 a; y% d. l) ~8 L8 n

4 Z; J  f8 P7 iYou work 40 years or
7 A! l2 b  B" aso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
7 O/ t" R3 I- Q% Z+ ]you're too young to
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! _1 D/ z9 O# g+ Z. r/ l& LSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,: ^9 r. T$ b# e. l  h3 l2 ?
and party.
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) n" h. K0 V/ [0 y7 y7 c! TAs you get even younger, you become a kid* N' X2 m# L) `- U4 R
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2 S( Q* o. |2 @8 ~4 ZYou go to elementary school, play, and have no* w  w4 Y. n+ Y& u! `
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and; N1 T, Y1 ^6 @/ F/ w: \
everyone runs themselves ragged  |- [! U( G0 L% S6 A
keeping you happy.: d, c9 j: Z, j* p! Y/ t
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your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,: j) m) d9 [1 g1 C) R2 b1 {
spa-like# a5 Y$ P+ Y. i; f4 ?
con ditions: central heating, room service on* X" C' R7 f' d6 g* h! B* c
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0 _2 I+ G" g1 b2 t8 K: p4 W! yUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.& n* z1 h0 W  _6 W- r4 z: A0 D

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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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