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MY NEXT LIFE
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) o$ Q( a1 u z0 s, m) Z8 XI want to live my
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( f n$ f9 x7 @& d$ QYou start out dead and get that out of the/ X3 L3 G- G4 j( l* }6 p
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home i9 o3 M" W) l; G. k0 k/ x
feeling better every day.% m2 C: g% ^4 r& S+ t
7 q' z& O% [" O: SWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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; ?- ?& P+ b" ^3 g7 p$ W* r- x- _When you start work,
4 ]! A# i' w( f4 j; oyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or* B( ^6 ?+ M5 u) U5 a, Z
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,0 u' o- T% E% ^- j* R* m4 T7 k
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i/ m5 t1 R& ~. c& E# Q9 HAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and' f0 H* o% o* I; ]1 K: @
everyone runs themselves ragged7 V K: x5 M4 d$ R' W1 F5 V( N& a
keeping you happy.3 H7 x% `9 Z& `. P
/ p1 G0 L% t6 HYou spend
# A5 A+ x+ Y# i' z1 r, X& ]1 W' Nyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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4 ]) f% M- k4 O; b- O( Rcon ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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