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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE/ {$ ^  U8 ~; V/ p9 T7 t! `

9 D9 a3 U  C: D- ^I want to live my
+ k( d2 F* ]" r2 U+ D( q/ A: s) ynext life backwards!
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  |& _7 n6 E" o- ~- H/ F/ x: ^You start out dead and get that out of the  D7 o, V5 Q  x0 I' E
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
8 [$ z* g/ B9 L: I2 C( @5 d' `! }feeling better every day.  `/ q  e/ F  K/ o( T6 j
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your4 I$ }" _: F) ]0 B" f3 v" T
retirement and collecting benefit checks.3 J0 ?7 V4 o1 {+ @: d, d/ j% J

: k7 K# S7 r1 P& o0 w' ?7 U5 T7 ZWhen you start work,5 r% B/ z1 }- w0 V3 U
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
) s% z8 T! g4 Tso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
- o/ m2 x( _: s7 Xyou're too young to
  e1 }; {0 i1 N, ?work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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, p, {5 r; V; {; A/ rAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and3 G  |5 l4 _( \- U$ r& n, O) x
everyone runs themselves ragged
7 E# }7 k/ t( K( C0 u# Qkeeping you happy.
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You spend, J2 b4 F! m- Q1 v8 l
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,5 A1 r) @4 q' |. _2 |
spa-like0 n+ s& n7 z4 ^$ ?9 e* {, @
con ditions: central heating, room service on, R* m1 E$ @3 X
tap.
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; p5 b) ~+ j! j- y; }Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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