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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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9 n  c4 }/ M$ l7 p$ ]% fI want to live my9 b1 U: l/ `) o) u7 D& j7 L5 s3 L
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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6 E2 [; }* t# p! ?6 w' T( ]% CThen, you wake up in a nursing home3 a3 f: T- D0 V7 h8 {6 E* m
feeling better every day.
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for being too healthy, you spend: L  \3 Q+ L- X
several years enjoying your
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When you start work,. b9 @: w& [$ r* x  Z! m4 l
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or8 K7 f3 a# X4 z0 U
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work.
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  n% ~& ~) ^3 [# I1 {So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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) o8 s4 ?4 M/ t* x* D! B/ \  T( qAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no7 z7 q& m4 j9 S& Y: r9 r) g) H
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.
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You spend4 L6 o6 }) H# S3 u2 K$ S: k2 E, R
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on# f7 z( M& T8 [
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.7 e+ ^  A9 C1 H" a' g8 j( F/ R) u

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0 x, D/ S. U* O, P$ K- y+ cmy case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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