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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE" E- T% Y9 ~/ K! b+ {9 g

, ^% z: t3 Q% e: S1 Z8 tI want to live my+ `% i- f# y% _" h
next life backwards!
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* H7 a1 x# n2 d4 UYou start out dead and get that out of the! [- x, `/ s* Y0 ~: v
way right off the bat.. L+ t8 H, K$ }% \: \
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home  `6 e% ?7 c$ Z& g
feeling better every day.
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( ~0 Y" l( u* M( D  mWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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When you start work,0 f8 z: N" G$ V/ D# G6 n9 H  d" o
you get a gold watch on your first day.! O9 D! ]7 ^% Y6 }: {8 p
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to+ o* P* Y9 F% b: ]- P0 r' L
work.
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% S! G7 G1 I) k* bSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no- O( J8 s2 I/ d3 c9 ^' a
responsibilities.
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% l0 j- q$ U8 }+ N. D) n/ R0 H" ~In a few years, you become a baby and
. X. T5 r& v0 r( W8 e: D4 [4 `. Xeveryone runs themselves ragged
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" ]1 b- r* [& W- N4 N3 V0 eYou spend
1 {& H+ I" T) E( h5 l9 y2 F7 Xyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,9 ~5 _: y) G- F. R& B( Z: ]
spa-like; w% C) e  O# f% l6 L
con ditions: central heating, room service on7 {! c7 j! _& ], \2 c
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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