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MY NEXT LIFE
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- ~9 F1 s( H* J5 r- \! u! P! o( `I want to live my9 |: |) y% E: v" R/ v- w
next life backwards!
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$ a# `7 `; p0 P& u( O: ZYou start out dead and get that out of the
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8 u! u' L. k* C7 l6 LThen, you wake up in a nursing home
, [! h# c8 S8 T/ q: H6 v* y: a0 Vfeeling better every day.; L" r/ _7 d& p9 r6 I! N
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When you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.2 Y, {0 }' d/ |) a+ }2 e F
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When you start work,. z9 m2 T/ l1 z; X
you get a gold watch on your first day.6 ^5 u! K8 j+ ~5 a, v2 R
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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0 f8 U0 T# E9 z9 a3 u$ W7 W' w% Z7 gSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,) ^4 B* G; G: v# U3 N4 U: C
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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2 w& Q; V) }- s6 [You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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- X6 @7 o4 M( D* Y HIn a few years, you become a baby and/ R# R; U9 |9 S. p
everyone runs themselves ragged
+ ]3 A7 g: W/ bkeeping you happy.* c+ | F/ p6 F1 G6 E& [, D9 @: E
) `* T! `8 r& c& A$ LYou spend
4 n [/ C: S, d6 P, V: I# L2 Jyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest, W' O! H( L+ z; @ r1 A. S! L2 a5 Z
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