MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
next life backwards!

9 ?: R. @! d) w! d2 j. oYou start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.

. w- g5 L# q% f7 T* fThen, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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When you start work,
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
again.

4 e$ d2 y  Q2 c4 _You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
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4 u$ q& ^+ a3 J8 {You spend
/ g7 _- B; z# G6 Z: syour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.

' H  _9 C; G' F$ G4 e& GUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest
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billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!