MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.

9 G. ?1 D6 l5 R/ k) u/ N3 EThen, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.

" C% A  w6 j5 L# u5 E8 P( ]When you are kicked out of the home
5 r) ]. }* D5 I3 }4 H" ifor being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
  {; Z8 M$ b3 L/ y& N& v- j7 Qretirement and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work,
0 x0 v& M7 |/ S+ eyou get a gold watch on your first day.

0 K( C" \5 `9 J. d  SYou work 40 years or
, t& c% O0 q! [/ s) L: A3 @( q# yso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
; m5 _* B. E$ W" r. n) g  vwork.

So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
& m" A4 H% E5 `" m# ]' u7 hand party.
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& g$ a; S+ p4 ~( I/ W( U" XAs you get even younger, you become a kid
( @# a# \" w3 }* eagain.

! Y: W5 N2 j- M; p% y9 x3 iYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
) e, F$ F. A& Xeveryone runs themselves ragged
" ^4 S" Y1 p) f( z5 qkeeping you happy.
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You spend
0 A; V: L5 ~8 }* D* S0 z6 {  N" z0 c* Kyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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3 _# n+ l5 i' H+ W  l) e4 N- gUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!