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MY NEXT LIFE
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" K8 n8 M* H4 o) N7 [% WI want to live my# M8 g* [# H5 ~% V, G
next life backwards!
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( R2 s; `9 o# q+ {! s \1 DYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home0 `' f0 H1 S0 l3 l! D
for being too healthy, you spend O) Z5 k1 b+ A
several years enjoying your& v. D2 q7 a' q4 { g7 n: `
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,. Y/ }1 {- h* n! b1 G: A
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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" n) S v2 p& ^' f# v* n( ]You work 40 years or2 Q+ v( G3 e! E! B% a* S
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work.
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4 V$ V8 G. j: F/ SSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid: e( }0 I; q6 g/ f5 z/ x" X( K. f" X$ d
again.
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6 ^) m+ L+ u3 i+ X1 ]( ~6 ~You go to elementary school, play, and have no; R* f: k+ M1 I* }
responsibilities.
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9 h/ n- M( s/ C2 j( ^- ], G9 GIn a few years, you become a baby and+ c8 t$ u; E- g2 @& r& X
everyone runs themselves ragged2 c- c: A! m1 `' n8 o5 }1 H
keeping you happy.
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You spend" S: R2 a: U, c$ o6 x8 D: v
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on1 ^" f$ _4 l; s) w4 m
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1 o6 k! N: }# N' ]' W9 m9 PUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.9 }. e' p* h9 \, _( y! P# X
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