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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE6 U( I+ L& @9 R9 e7 V

- C! B% d% g2 o! A  ~: KI want to live my0 `# {! S4 e3 W! W& |: K3 _; Y$ y
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the7 ?  u" Z0 L. p6 m. g" f( T
way right off the bat.
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: u& z) A+ F/ R# F; t/ H! q( @Then, you wake up in a nursing home
# m: F5 X7 ^3 P+ g5 I3 Rfeeling better every day." t" u/ F+ F1 u1 O
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When you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.8 Z# \7 B+ c# t7 b
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When you start work,. y0 a0 k' @1 n) k2 z1 G* ]  R
you get a gold watch on your first day." B0 b7 {$ S- z1 k2 g

4 Z8 @8 B  k: Y; Y* NYou work 40 years or. V( s2 G0 v; _0 y7 j9 v6 C+ Y
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
; B" G7 d* y0 O7 L9 hyou're too young to/ j& b3 b8 Z5 g" w
work., z& p: J5 F# a$ q3 Y7 z- d5 u

" K. i. a' \: gSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid* t& y3 ~) m- c! l
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- [$ P" {4 d+ m4 Y4 T" KYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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' ~7 r4 i7 {$ u0 t) k+ cIn a few years, you become a baby and. Y/ H& O* m, v& t' e+ ?
everyone runs themselves ragged' u4 U. }- J& l& \8 |' n* D
keeping you happy.
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: }' _; \, Q! q" o5 RYou spend# B% ^2 x: V" T3 J8 s1 J. D
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,# R, Y* ^) r8 U: _) U1 F( w
spa-like( n6 J9 P! r+ G5 B# y
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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. {& B, L; k* [7 V5 K1 KUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.# h& t: k$ s4 i9 x2 E, L

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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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