MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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+ _7 w5 C5 o* o7 QI want to live my
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
" B" ~- O* b+ U7 @5 ^way right off the bat.
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% l# |4 w$ k7 p7 l( I5 U* k0 hThen, you wake up in a nursing home
+ q3 _2 M+ p. x; ofeeling better every day.
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! }4 e' o/ z. i) N# p. O# yWhen you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
' S' _( M( T- p7 Useveral years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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) z! t( N5 i; Y9 SWhen you start work,
* k% e# ^3 e' m* B, D* c1 r# V+ x7 |you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
* v# N" @) W9 N& q  ^2 o  iyou're too young to
9 y3 v3 B) P4 U1 h& U$ }work.

5 n- q- f3 X! `5 U4 s) tSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
again.

You go to elementary school, play, and have no
+ Y+ ^' f+ I& K4 E' _' tresponsibilities.
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) `0 h' D# V5 y4 Z5 ]In a few years, you become a baby and
/ B, e7 [+ X/ T# t; A% d- {2 Beveryone runs themselves ragged
* P* {' S% ^/ _/ fkeeping you happy.

You spend
+ \% E0 B/ p" C1 n% Nyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
6 U1 ]- f* m( X( G( ~spa-like
: s! Y! J& {; n( m3 zcon ditions: central heating, room service on
# I) B" E3 v6 u* M! ctap.
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+ e& N$ u( U- t$ mUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

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my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!