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MY NEXT LIFE5 B$ b5 ]% H1 M. S
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I want to live my
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& V- `1 k- ?' J% L$ tYou start out dead and get that out of the
( v1 w2 b2 q" Y$ kway right off the bat.4 G7 q6 ^" _* y, [" O2 g
% X# c2 }- c9 ~# RThen, you wake up in a nursing home
1 N% B0 L6 N7 I; P) D8 Jfeeling better every day.
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/ ?9 L" B+ x) c: U* Z, YWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
' K* n0 ?$ M7 q5 g! Qretirement and collecting benefit checks.- x j! z3 \* S; o. Z
! B0 P( g$ [+ o Y, }6 N' C% @7 `When you start work,0 N9 J# T8 }* p0 D; @
you get a gold watch on your first day.- l) {6 d: Q+ v/ `& ?! G0 {
* m4 A9 T: |6 O) h! BYou work 40 years or; V9 e& s6 s8 A; _" ~
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
5 A- A8 j* L/ H- k9 m6 Eyou're too young to/ W0 r3 k( P+ T2 {
work.3 V5 n1 O; c+ g% ~4 A% L2 [
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid) s/ u) r. C& t3 s8 S8 H- X
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no! O: f- Y& a o$ c4 [/ _
responsibilities.% x! m+ t: `4 W5 a7 Z* D7 V
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.( r d, o1 X1 j( T- T, A x9 _* D! ^8 V
! S1 Z4 u* `1 p3 e+ Y! B2 F2 }You spend4 F0 `& ?- q/ [) K, V6 U* ?
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
0 w9 _0 ?9 B% m$ `$ r3 yspa-like
2 J" K) z& v( v* r& M1 acon ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.' Z4 t/ X- q2 I7 G6 C a
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I rest: L5 ` X; y; E6 j; ~/ o
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