MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE
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# b; V: ~7 G3 ]! k  F) ~I want to live my
next life backwards!

! Y/ \! M' |9 f5 }/ vYou start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.
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  P* R8 j8 r7 ^$ K$ SThen, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.

When you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
8 Y% h( F! Y; n" R  ]$ E3 d2 ~retirement and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work,
; U; z& o0 b! h1 lyou get a gold watch on your first day.

3 X+ O- }/ W) s1 F! J. ?  tYou work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
6 z$ Z$ a8 P7 p' g% R: m3 x. cyou're too young to
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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6 C4 R+ N5 L/ PYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.

You spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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$ a. `" S5 i  N) C, Pcon ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!