MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE

- C! B% d% g2 o! A  ~: KI want to live my
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.
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: u& z) A+ F/ R# F; t/ H! q( @Then, you wake up in a nursing home
# m: F5 X7 ^3 P+ g5 I3 Rfeeling better every day.

When you are kicked out of the home
' _" b  ]9 q$ Gfor being too healthy, you spend
% r, {7 Z5 P6 \+ U, x" Z" `several years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.

4 Z8 @8 B  k: Y; Y* NYou work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
; B" G7 d* y0 O7 L9 hyou're too young to
work.

" K. i. a' \: gSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
& c/ r; `1 G! L9 H0 a* ]! ]and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
again.

- [$ P" {4 d+ m4 Y4 T" KYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
, l! M" {0 _7 P- c. Nresponsibilities.
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' ~7 r4 i7 {$ u0 t) k+ cIn a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
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: }' _; \, Q! q" o5 RYou spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
1 m+ B; A8 a3 k9 C0 O) ctap.
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. {& B, L; k* [7 V5 K1 KUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

2 i- c1 ~$ ?, @" ^, A* `I rest
& k, [% t# o, w; \my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!