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MY NEXT LIFE
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0 n8 L% M, c1 O7 }I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the5 `: L7 L) \6 |# |" o
way right off the bat. m" B1 ^( g4 w- E. Q/ B; o
2 ^4 @5 h) K7 i- L3 PThen, you wake up in a nursing home) G, n0 H; V7 a9 U& B
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
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9 |2 Q7 B' `; P: |, sretirement and collecting benefit checks.2 {3 n+ D" c5 V# J' j
5 h% ?$ Q, L E, G. wWhen you start work,
* K$ G7 J5 O; r& D5 R4 ]* S7 x' lyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to8 C& _% f! s# h
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink," B" P' x4 [7 \3 e! H9 j( }
and party.( u: @7 ]3 v2 g# B1 d. h4 I" A. [
6 G7 z4 G+ D% R# h, h& {$ O QAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
( [7 a, ]( k$ m4 S8 ?responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and# `# |) }, g! g/ j# M& h8 q
everyone runs themselves ragged8 G9 ]2 n8 O4 e# _& q
keeping you happy.4 v# z( ~6 Q2 P9 N
3 P; A9 q- X, c# z3 P: B) X; L1 |You spend
, m* a% H" e. p$ @8 q& N2 lyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on' @* n$ |% Z" }1 H
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, I+ v9 i; R7 L7 j% xUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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