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/ d) j2 C3 M7 ^I want to live my; q6 B, z0 U9 w/ Z
next life backwards!, G" H! R* y; H+ R
* O: F+ U1 N: \( D! [# ~8 K( AYou start out dead and get that out of the
" s; V9 [- Q, S- ^: E# Vway right off the bat.5 w6 r$ @& D5 t- ~; ~% {( k
9 ^; S; s+ G6 A/ O- AThen, you wake up in a nursing home, {% k, |0 y7 ]9 b& k' D0 n1 c
feeling better every day.) U$ E3 N9 a3 o* n ^9 z' t
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your/ w; \4 \% T& a
retirement and collecting benefit checks." V, p7 ]/ J, c. d- N" `
8 O- x' w& h! P$ I; R, i2 y, NWhen you start work,
0 W0 T9 F3 T1 k) iyou get a gold watch on your first day., N8 C( ~4 J2 Q* m2 h$ Z2 ]3 ^
9 t# |4 V: V: I& ~" |0 O: e) Z& I- QYou work 40 years or; W! Z! Z1 X8 I+ _$ Z& c8 v& y
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon+ {1 L) u# t( x/ a' z ~ J
you're too young to
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7 {# j/ ?/ c- [& q! |So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,6 n3 ~/ W/ T H9 u# L
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
6 C9 m% h. G: V* m& V2 L2 W C8 magain.6 q% v! O$ b! V" M' W T+ H$ s* G' x
; ]/ C/ Y# r8 ]- R SYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
8 W4 o3 I7 K" P# nresponsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and' s2 h1 I R& w/ t2 W. s/ q
everyone runs themselves ragged
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You spend6 P- n$ P& `) I: f$ |6 U: P& H, Y
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on* a7 ^) u+ S! C& `
tap.% q, C: D1 f7 D+ D" y! A
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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