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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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0 |4 @* g' [* N/ fYou start out dead and get that out of the' V' R8 k$ l0 C0 T) n7 a# j- p+ v
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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for being too healthy, you spend. y% w7 ~  q" r9 H
several years enjoying your/ j1 @2 }' C0 f4 {; i7 g; F/ K
retirement and collecting benefit checks.6 C5 Q! l: b# I

2 B' ?0 W, {3 ~When you start work,
* ~& ]' a, b4 O' u' ^4 @you get a gold watch on your first day.1 X  a' @/ i! E4 `5 q6 C  T

4 M+ m( p& }3 U6 s. J* U5 s) KYou work 40 years or/ ^# l7 }' T# Q1 I0 r$ Z0 @' B
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon' V9 N0 v2 e+ G  Y* D7 A
you're too young to( d4 M4 K1 U/ _' \7 p# H/ J
work.# o$ i8 I( ~/ m6 F" J# _
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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% @. |  }" B; e: W0 [You go to elementary school, play, and have no, r9 H: l. ?3 N1 r9 n( Y1 c0 o. [
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& I& r* `6 u: xIn a few years, you become a baby and# @. P9 A+ I/ S* J; g
everyone runs themselves ragged  C. X7 a7 T0 X: t3 s1 m1 `! }+ g
keeping you happy.
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, r: ]5 ?( q  H/ A8 nYou spend7 w2 N: {0 e! z8 L# l
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,! T9 U$ G2 \/ W2 r0 E
spa-like/ o' f, G8 ~9 j9 Y; e
con ditions: central heating, room service on' t+ G  e1 d! V1 D- `- J' [
tap.6 n* F3 M5 S7 Y  V
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.' t; J6 G8 s6 `/ d/ @* g
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I rest
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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