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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my4 @, @* I! W/ W8 [
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the7 j( _, a5 d' B2 ~  z( X9 i8 T
way right off the bat.
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: T3 I5 Z- t0 K8 o0 i3 MThen, you wake up in a nursing home' \$ l' J4 ], R+ G
feeling better every day.  Q0 R# I& P+ d. |8 M/ A, z6 u
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When you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.' `# a. `, W$ Z+ i, [& @  y
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When you start work,
' ]1 W' [0 O* v( ~. g4 G; Dyou get a gold watch on your first day.8 k) W) Z  J3 t4 C" t* m0 u

) V6 @" }' I1 I, DYou work 40 years or
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you're too young to3 ~% q- @7 }$ C# n
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink," t7 d; c/ C$ T% J
and party.
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' c8 j8 o2 b4 t3 B! k) ~; qAs you get even younger, you become a kid+ P$ @' w( y. n# f$ f3 j6 M9 {$ F
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7 ]# F* W5 x) a. ~2 ]! `' kYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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$ Q8 V' W; b( G2 o5 qIn a few years, you become a baby and
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  s* X& f) F# e6 n7 Y/ C, ikeeping you happy.
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You spend
9 ^# |. n+ Y  a2 U' q0 Hyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on  T/ {  K/ Q1 @. ^$ o
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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