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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE
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( g* p: o) t3 G- G  TI want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the7 ^* u  x2 H8 H) w  ?7 x5 s
way right off the bat.: c! ]  e, R! h; ?5 N3 K( J( D) E
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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: ], g5 }- q+ ], y! w: [7 nWhen you are kicked out of the home
' ]3 ]' W& {/ Afor being too healthy, you spend; v/ a0 g' c4 ?
several years enjoying your& A  k- L$ c( f* b
retirement and collecting benefit checks.$ L) o& q7 e/ \; |- D6 ~
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When you start work,
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& |$ T* D# p# _2 p# c& LYou work 40 years or0 |$ X. E7 J; a7 V
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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- [$ ~6 l- N8 R/ J. f* J9 i$ Y' nwork.
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. C7 ^; b! n2 n9 n* ?$ KSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,: ^) \' M4 P% Q  `
and party.
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/ [( x2 `; M! R3 a# H2 e4 g' QAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no* L8 ^: {7 l/ J+ E
responsibilities.
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3 S  K4 l! q6 a! y5 ZIn a few years, you become a baby and, W1 e' Q/ O$ Y+ J6 B5 _
everyone runs themselves ragged, v4 W$ P# ~- I
keeping you happy.
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You spend/ }( H' |- s4 {$ x+ R1 ^6 v2 P$ W& ]+ v
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,0 H* L8 G9 n7 t" j; b/ D' N+ C
spa-like" p7 T, i! N& a: b8 O" i
con ditions: central heating, room service on- l! Z7 z( Y$ Y: Q/ u- _/ t
tap.
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( b: f  K1 C8 X2 o& @) \( zUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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