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MY NEXT LIFE
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+ F4 c& \6 g% e4 L, yI want to live my
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' e! J4 O0 i6 T5 M! Z9 Y9 KYou start out dead and get that out of the4 v6 g' I" G+ j/ Z: `3 K7 a8 |
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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; r- d U, T# p& @: ZWhen you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
+ I( i; c$ N: ^6 gyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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" x- h8 I2 q8 b& v/ }! Q8 AYou work 40 years or, T% u7 l- U5 S$ P9 _5 i
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon) A; L2 Z* \" x4 H
you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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! ]& z$ ^+ I0 R' NAs you get even younger, you become a kid% f- G# q5 m. d* o
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no/ @; E( f; i1 B3 w2 B1 H
responsibilities.
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( q$ @0 [- w6 RIn a few years, you become a baby and
3 w$ C2 B" m: e3 B$ Q5 Deveryone runs themselves ragged" Y- P. V) x( d1 T! n1 t
keeping you happy.' f4 r9 s6 v1 U6 q# ^4 r' g; p, e
' G9 e, d* v k6 A4 F3 r5 PYou spend
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con ditions: central heating, room service on3 c3 y1 j. ~) j9 w
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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