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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE
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% I& I" ]/ H! cI want to live my& a4 ?; K/ j0 i/ R+ r. D9 X6 T5 R1 D5 o
next life backwards!
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1 o$ V1 Z, d5 F2 f+ [You start out dead and get that out of the. U- m0 j" H/ ]$ y8 x; b
way right off the bat.
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% v: d8 r8 y9 l! s* v0 x- XThen, you wake up in a nursing home8 b* ], \* j' G! h
feeling better every day.& j, l  H, v3 D6 ]! Z4 u& r3 h

" ?+ g! H  G: {7 G: ~When you are kicked out of the home% E5 R7 e8 `8 @) e4 H
for being too healthy, you spend
' K  i+ y: Q/ z8 Useveral years enjoying your, f9 Z$ x9 ]8 U8 P9 i. g
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,2 G- r& z% y& k2 p9 o
you get a gold watch on your first day.2 L  `# W2 r1 Y: A- E$ p- y

, o9 j5 }5 D, k, l8 y3 nYou work 40 years or
6 N7 y' N) ^5 D; V: ?& Pso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
  P: p" p* N+ ]4 [* [you're too young to
0 x1 A7 j- L+ ?work.
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6 ?6 u7 a" Q% g  b3 Q; V5 }So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,9 q/ O1 J* |+ S* M5 a9 e' B
and party.- d+ T8 j$ {( Z4 r- F! \/ {

3 \) A0 D" d+ s) ?7 l7 E) X! RAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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( H) M7 x( h! U0 SYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
+ q5 S2 x4 `/ R% J1 A5 h6 |responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
% G* T  Z2 ]' a- ?& Q% c7 F; Peveryone runs themselves ragged
7 E$ S2 c3 K% ]) b9 W* |4 |keeping you happy.' w* X9 v% K/ G$ l& C

1 T; u, }( ~- c9 \7 ^You spend* y' A+ ^5 i3 S" c: T
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,; f4 a3 {- L8 F: H
spa-like2 g1 E9 z/ h- \( e) P$ {2 V
con ditions: central heating, room service on6 p7 p7 Z( h. F% B5 t: I6 S+ M& ]
tap.2 t4 G0 V8 Z$ O% G0 L" j  ~+ y

6 z, t! p' {( z7 I: n6 {  R$ B. NUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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) q+ l" w. L- p% ^: Smy case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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