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MY NEXT LIFE' k* O7 z9 D" Z1 j5 N
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I want to live my. g8 n: I' P5 W7 E7 @& C' `( y) D
next life backwards!( k5 d6 m* a% E
7 c3 f+ T' O. x! F2 QYou start out dead and get that out of the1 B8 X6 A- z6 w6 f! p
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home* F8 p R1 U. \' h
feeling better every day.
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0 ~ c& p* \* y7 MWhen you are kicked out of the home
( x7 w6 b" Y/ k0 @/ O& q: u- E# pfor being too healthy, you spend
% M! p8 J1 o c, ]3 A+ @8 m# Oseveral years enjoying your
0 K& r6 u3 F& v kretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,$ S/ p4 Z2 T* |8 I: P$ b u
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
0 ]6 c7 L0 v& u+ Y! _so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
( l! D# {% i V8 r2 I8 [ Ayou're too young to$ o: f' M5 W9 F) D
work.* p1 y8 ^: T/ V* s
$ h: I" N u$ L8 h6 Z4 w. sSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
3 _8 J j5 t, K kand party. ~' P% f4 i$ t5 j1 v# V
# S: d; A, a% y3 c) ?& A) |As you get even younger, you become a kid
: h; {/ ~3 r0 L- [, Nagain.. l! p+ p8 m, Q) q8 i/ s% r
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
9 Y/ `* U7 @: o6 R' D7 fresponsibilities.- u2 d' ?* _8 \1 x7 v, P9 V
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In a few years, you become a baby and, l" |, N8 K" K$ Z! w
everyone runs themselves ragged
7 F& }) `- A6 O+ Skeeping you happy.9 T' [/ t0 k( j9 [
0 Z( R6 o" U$ n: h* R5 y' VYou spend. j1 z: k. y7 ]: Z$ S
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,$ X5 T; l3 k5 n7 {
spa-like
1 a7 a7 O1 K# G$ A5 N* Qcon ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.# H+ A1 ^- |9 X' w) W( V+ Q
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