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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE. q' s3 O6 ?1 o: q& t: W: ?

$ V5 v) W/ ~3 o" w& u. E. W# T( VI want to live my7 {3 v% p0 [% G9 j2 u) i
next life backwards!. K4 S" J- Y8 m1 g
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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& D/ S3 q! P. l3 D* wThen, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home% @! r5 u$ t) a
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.) [9 N" u/ k! ~4 w
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When you start work,4 @4 o$ v* k, f3 I
you get a gold watch on your first day.' s4 y! z' m7 R0 O

) r: m/ M$ P1 d% I- ]4 Q4 c( w3 k1 zYou work 40 years or
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work.
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' H/ x( c3 F3 a- g6 b1 tSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,2 r; A7 |& ?* _  A
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid4 `6 \3 F: o& T2 W8 J8 P
again.! B1 s" ^3 `' W. y9 i

& a2 h- V4 J" o: M! SYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and7 g* [! Z; I* J9 Y. J
everyone runs themselves ragged
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your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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tap.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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