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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE( k: }9 M$ }6 j' K, o
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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+ C7 d( l# I3 OThen, you wake up in a nursing home
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0 p' A9 z% {% }* u$ H, XWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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When you start work,
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2 [& a0 C5 W# N/ S7 O* t% y/ w, VYou work 40 years or6 ?+ c1 w- b* x. {) Q3 \
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid* k/ q8 P' H' Q! J% I5 P. `# W  H' @9 I0 P
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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* X) l! {( N1 }8 m; D' FIn a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.
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You spend2 x. _  ~7 O+ Z2 v
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,1 f3 F  t% U) R  G
spa-like
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8 y2 k1 c$ }+ `9 XUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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