MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
) W' H4 G- w* m/ R% a5 a4 ffeeling better every day.
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* C7 p3 b+ k9 vWhen you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work,
) y+ V; y& p* e% zyou get a gold watch on your first day.

3 L, \( h" x4 ]! uYou work 40 years or
& a  ^- b4 c& ?7 Jso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
again.
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0 L6 K0 W$ R6 MYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.
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. U4 P: S$ b$ s2 ]/ `  d  KIn a few years, you become a baby and
2 g; t8 C9 q. ?: ~# U1 j; m+ `everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
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$ y6 ^# h, Z& B* _) T" LYou spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
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tap.

Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!