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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the& G$ H" V7 S" y- l
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home: J2 v0 d  [6 R
feeling better every day.- }) X9 B$ S/ N: v, X" O  ]5 j

" Y- X6 n5 Y+ }0 JWhen you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.7 v+ U! e8 o) Q

: [2 G& z' M7 g9 G* O: KWhen you start work,
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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and party.
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& W0 Q6 y% t5 G0 }, [As you get even younger, you become a kid9 h, {/ u  C8 t7 u' v
again.
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( _0 l/ `1 I7 W6 KYou go to elementary school, play, and have no9 g+ Q' |0 t4 [3 b
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.
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5 I! b& x0 Y5 r6 H. lYou spend
, @. [$ m( ?1 J" g' M. fyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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tap.
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( s5 t% s. o+ m" EUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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