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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE
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) N# {2 s+ k2 TI want to live my3 k/ L% E2 c4 C
next life backwards!5 c* c6 L+ m& ]* N0 c2 B# }
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You start out dead and get that out of the% I: w% c! D( r' R+ U  |! }) L
way right off the bat.* |& y* Y& x) A& ?8 ?

- G6 j0 D5 @: R) @, I, Z" h( ~Then, you wake up in a nursing home( d5 y  j5 I: B- C
feeling better every day.4 [& j# v3 u! |. t0 O

1 l0 ~% i$ e) i1 F# |( _! nWhen you are kicked out of the home: J; [. V' J8 V- Z4 M
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
0 {5 r, |( \7 G, @# t) @you get a gold watch on your first day.
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# y3 D0 c0 S) M1 ]6 X* GYou work 40 years or
& T, j( d5 k! H( _3 dso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
: z! n+ z, e( O9 Z( Jyou're too young to
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1 u- I9 G# X6 @) j( i. GSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
+ T" v* d. O$ n7 eand party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid' F5 n; J) p. r7 x0 d3 y; m
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+ \* ?* _/ X3 Q9 |9 AYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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* C) a# n; W: |0 |In a few years, you become a baby and
0 _8 [' N$ s' J5 ^! Keveryone runs themselves ragged
' o" ?+ l2 ~; G) W' wkeeping you happy.$ C& |4 W. w$ S6 x

+ v% g' c" m* m0 ~6 K+ mYou spend& m: O( i# A/ R% l1 p2 T, Y
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on. p9 o+ N& x$ Q5 O8 [! |  y; \
tap.: E1 P# @; P; _' w7 O" H
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
, [8 O" a8 U6 [6 J0 U5 xmy case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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