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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my6 n9 X. e* x* k9 V8 u' }
next life backwards!) d! X3 `8 N& W# W
2 J5 O% W* V- xYou start out dead and get that out of the' d6 L7 @( h( Q$ }$ u* P4 A$ R) H
way right off the bat.. H5 T$ r8 R0 A/ L n! m1 y! `
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home7 }2 f+ B& @- J% P4 y
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home/ C ]' l: Z1 l* `; w
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
1 T+ b3 Y3 R0 ~9 G" Q- Oyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or+ `1 k0 w! P. j( C* a2 Q4 |# H
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,6 u- m9 Y# y- g
and party.( f% h/ l& y/ v3 t
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and" k5 c, ^6 ]0 R
everyone runs themselves ragged
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5 n# w* A ?& H( q8 J& BYou spend7 Q' e4 Y$ N2 X; m
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,2 ~3 N# |/ t6 c
spa-like! b+ V) O! U5 e0 H, O0 z
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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