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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE
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* I+ c. G5 W! H+ m9 ^9 q8 o* eI want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home6 ]2 [( `! O, u  }8 x8 _" Y
feeling better every day.2 x" E& ?( D% H* ]' _% h
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When you are kicked out of the home$ N" q- D! F/ b* x1 J5 A, r2 r+ Z
for being too healthy, you spend& j# e: i) Z# f# A8 r2 O
several years enjoying your
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/ K$ f) b# q9 _; ^7 I/ k, sWhen you start work,
4 J/ }) f6 x6 ?( S/ Z- iyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or4 d. M5 C/ V& t1 I  P- ]3 o; k3 v
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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: U2 P3 B1 j/ c: LSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid% V1 X# @$ g) d2 }7 t2 }  R
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no3 K3 k3 W) i* g( Z/ _: u
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In a few years, you become a baby and2 B0 B" K  y( Z  @: a' X
everyone runs themselves ragged
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You spend% D, @; B$ O* [% y; i5 N: ?
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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$ G: s7 E: U* B: _0 B- BUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.# g3 f- J; k5 N1 X

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' K% y$ J6 E9 X3 Bmy case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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