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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE
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8 r, i" J: t9 B* f/ u7 r: EI want to live my  M) a8 ^" V1 M* E% P! d
next life backwards!
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4 h$ d/ Y: {& D8 vYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home: D+ c0 w! g* f  X, U% c
for being too healthy, you spend9 w3 n6 Z& s( r$ T6 Q
several years enjoying your( D5 F9 E/ X# k1 j
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
8 Z) y! k9 W" I! T4 Z4 a( vyou get a gold watch on your first day.6 K$ S/ s' z* [/ ?. Y2 S

9 c, ^' Z- P0 a* S5 E7 nYou work 40 years or8 I& }: G* r3 O( g
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon8 H8 A# l% _" j' i% p$ F
you're too young to" J: W  l/ b' q* M, m
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,+ t5 z; Q( q. e0 M
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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+ p8 U! h* x& o) ]In a few years, you become a baby and8 r/ [0 Q% ], a. d6 e) p
everyone runs themselves ragged' ~3 n- ^' Q% l: ]5 [6 g4 j7 k
keeping you happy.
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You spend6 p% r, {7 U! q- b8 M
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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; ?9 C; I+ Q' |* J9 \$ tUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.0 V" w  R6 U& g3 I; r: y$ o
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I rest
6 r' k1 \) c8 _8 A5 T! Y# Wmy case.
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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