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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE
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You start out dead and get that out of the1 s1 k) ~3 n2 H: [5 T4 H7 r
way right off the bat.5 K- s# m: i; Z& ]

9 r! v2 P/ k. o; TThen, you wake up in a nursing home
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$ S! U/ G: r1 k# Z9 q. `; _When you are kicked out of the home- x. i) [2 f4 U+ x  M
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.$ ^$ B) H' A# x' _$ T1 ?8 \7 \
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When you start work,
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You work 40 years or: p+ z1 G6 y  P5 y0 z! ?3 N* G
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,; N% b* y# {/ v7 T# ?2 }
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As you get even younger, you become a kid0 {- G" O0 p3 i
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and: F- w( s" l# X( b
everyone runs themselves ragged
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You spend
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5 M7 p4 {1 m9 n7 T- g$ ~Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.$ R6 H) E. `+ D( v

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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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