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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE
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6 e" ?1 N2 Q" P: k, m3 PI want to live my
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3 q! Y) N) t" DYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home  b! [1 t! r6 K: F9 ]
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.+ \" I. X+ b0 r  Y' T" d* V) F0 Z
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When you start work,
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' Z- s) @) E6 F9 a4 n6 Q! vYou work 40 years or* N+ ?0 V. X' A9 w$ A
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
; l3 B/ H' @* B' k7 _you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
% j+ S* w  Y( y& w4 Ueveryone runs themselves ragged
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You spend
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# z" i) \5 Q) G8 I( ?1 CUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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