MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
next life backwards!

You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.
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6 o1 V7 H( u0 F* S" F' zWhen you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
9 u7 ?7 H/ M2 Y. i" O& Hseveral years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.

* P, f( H" }- \- [$ CWhen you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.

4 U+ o* ]( d1 @2 ~9 y9 j7 {You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
5 M8 ~' k2 h1 l: I/ I% Z, x8 g; ?& _you're too young to
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.

As you get even younger, you become a kid
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1 I9 B; e2 M2 i0 ~You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
) l  H5 ^7 H+ ceveryone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
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0 K8 a5 ]3 e% L9 I. |! G' {You spend
2 t) r; }1 w5 X* Z& C% O5 p0 {8 s8 I& xyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
8 T) ^* v5 ~! X5 L: tcon ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.
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5 v% B% f, k6 w/ i9 q  H$ v5 `$ _Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!