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MY NEXT LIFE/ j: j( W8 f8 l K! e) e% p( O
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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feeling better every day.* H. [; @* K4 G
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When you are kicked out of the home) l" C* ~, f7 t6 |/ N# ]
for being too healthy, you spend' G5 t( U- }) T9 r: K
several years enjoying your* E* H6 T) b. t
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
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You work 40 years or! P$ M6 _* f4 L, x3 j3 \
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon9 Q$ j4 D' H. q; P. \+ I# v2 S
you're too young to7 M3 {% @3 n: H2 i& I+ u4 A" y
work.
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3 ^2 c0 o0 Y5 g$ U* rSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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0 a: M. t" \ p% n- wAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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' b7 a Y7 h4 ~0 z5 {3 P* _1 cYou go to elementary school, play, and have no1 ~8 { D% w* C( \) W u1 K
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$ a% E% c: N7 o3 U3 R5 G" JIn a few years, you become a baby and2 M' K& D6 Z1 r! ]& t2 Y$ _5 S: c7 w
everyone runs themselves ragged# n# [7 g6 `( L. X; W2 t
keeping you happy.5 @' z+ k7 L% d/ g( Y; x% f3 g
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You spend
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con ditions: central heating, room service on9 u( y# S: E! y0 d2 {) ?; e! w
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.' ?% G% B" Y* R8 o; y! b9 V9 e; R, i& e1 Z
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