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MY NEXT LIFE t' V& e7 A. S, k8 h6 l5 m4 S
: p7 ~, u D2 m$ k2 TI want to live my
! ]8 [0 Q' W7 a5 ^0 V; Xnext life backwards!
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2 O& ?* \5 z8 o( R+ k5 j7 h3 M* \You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.- `6 h1 d# i$ P% `4 r Z
/ Y# {- J4 b ~4 D4 ]: j$ y, DWhen you start work,3 G/ t3 Y {3 M; ^0 p5 q
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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0 x. ~/ \6 ^" B3 O% O0 l: wYou work 40 years or
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you're too young to* h1 ~9 S2 Y, ~, W0 |5 p9 c
work.
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) l* f/ y% x7 M! [" tSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,8 j7 B& ]0 [) S" a1 Y# L
and party.
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/ v' R& P' T4 c8 I; H, m1 JAs you get even younger, you become a kid! U8 k8 h: s& W/ W, u
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no: m1 k2 z9 O% e4 t0 K
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and3 P+ V9 t9 l2 ]/ L/ }' j& @5 I
everyone runs themselves ragged
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You spend4 ^4 s1 P7 S" T8 d8 |
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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tap.
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( J% [6 \6 q( m0 k. T) {& EUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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: X/ b7 N5 e' ]4 U% r8 O, LI rest
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