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MY NEXT LIFE! @' F& x; f! q3 x
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I want to live my# y) b) d, m1 P' f, n; F4 W* D
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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9 {) K4 }1 h" H' p0 kWhen you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks." J, B4 v1 U% k0 G
* |) @2 A- N8 _# g/ b7 pWhen you start work,
. V0 H% g7 V% L$ Dyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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8 P: f: ?2 M( nSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,( _4 G {9 p- ^8 b( U* W
and party.
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! R; j( b: O3 b% `5 J8 r3 k: ZAs you get even younger, you become a kid8 Q' i$ ?8 { B0 }$ O4 R. E# }0 F7 B
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no. b: N- \- [; \* Z* v) y' L$ L
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1 f0 j5 p3 m1 T+ {5 xIn a few years, you become a baby and5 k$ T1 v) e) l4 A6 ]
everyone runs themselves ragged! E/ T/ v7 C5 H$ A; w$ F
keeping you happy.4 U# n) v. P# z) p ~0 c# E: d
' L1 T; n7 r5 R9 F4 G5 g, d7 k* U, zYou spend
4 ^8 p9 V2 Y) x* N3 q/ eyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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$ _4 ?( `, o% c, U1 {8 f, F fUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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