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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE
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+ o! P7 t$ H$ R9 H" lI want to live my
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# t: f6 n6 b2 c7 C# q  s  hYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home: A- I$ e# B1 s( _0 K1 N( \
feeling better every day.& j2 I0 u3 ~' x5 P5 g: T

8 V- J3 v* |/ E5 }2 t+ YWhen you are kicked out of the home
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When you start work,
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You work 40 years or# \2 o! S" ~2 Z- Q0 T( I+ B- m2 v
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon- m+ A2 B/ u: R1 C: ^; F; C
you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid+ A0 H2 {+ ?3 f
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8 ~9 e( K' o' ?( _, OYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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1 z& Y2 i. l7 Q/ s- c. GIn a few years, you become a baby and
- w5 I4 [/ U$ h& X1 o. T* neveryone runs themselves ragged
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! Q. \& W% F8 A( L8 A1 \- H/ t- cYou spend8 u5 j4 T0 M( t: m+ B" A
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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