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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE: @! s6 z% R1 V9 m9 N
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I want to live my/ i1 Y# }( M  j6 ~& z4 J# d
next life backwards!6 i7 V5 f. A1 F& j# E. z

  n- R% h$ d! o: V/ d0 d$ g$ D8 qYou start out dead and get that out of the
8 L% l6 N& `. J$ I4 K9 M/ qway right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home5 z; q. q0 e& L8 N: X
feeling better every day.: i# h: Q! L4 j7 o2 x" a, |- v

5 G1 m! m) A; p; T, k5 T" v2 C2 LWhen you are kicked out of the home' V2 O) P( o) u- Y
for being too healthy, you spend
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. r! L1 q7 w( d' oretirement and collecting benefit checks.7 @. y& }  @/ P3 R  \( z7 A8 a

+ O, Z1 y3 l/ _2 C% nWhen you start work,
  H( K; b6 _" i6 w% Jyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
$ t3 m7 W0 b1 a% u( oso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
# @/ k) @5 Z  C- S1 @you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink," C, t5 @+ U6 u
and party.
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' P2 U: Z8 q; E+ G" u2 ?5 RAs you get even younger, you become a kid0 z3 O3 G9 v" K; n! @. v/ N- P
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  m  q% |/ F) S2 h; oYou go to elementary school, play, and have no# e. n8 l6 U7 {/ W! B* E
responsibilities.
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/ g% o7 H& ^: F" @  L2 bIn a few years, you become a baby and# ?9 N- }; Z/ m* O( v3 s
everyone runs themselves ragged$ x$ @, I2 m* n) g! w* {8 q) d  u
keeping you happy.) }  G) c; ~$ t' d2 i& d/ u
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You spend1 R' A+ C( x& L- E, N1 Q& K
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,+ L/ {. v3 n" R, v5 n5 E
spa-like
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tap.8 N) B+ n; A1 k# h! o9 ]
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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