MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
3 b/ Z' U- }2 U, h* n- V, dnext life backwards!

$ U! R' f/ j& Y+ D) g) WYou start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.

. @- t2 |5 i  }4 M1 v( fThen, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.

( `8 b: {) ?2 g, D# E" n. cWhen you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
3 l) v6 j6 F) G9 oyou're too young to
. C% H/ j2 y, r# t/ @2 g3 j$ w7 awork.

So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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5 D9 {: W8 v7 z1 \9 V% kAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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, _+ a" [# G" r2 ^* e- MYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
9 v9 b6 C" M% Zresponsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
* ?* l+ f) g. `  i) Heveryone runs themselves ragged
# j. r3 ]. C4 E. Skeeping you happy.
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You spend
; O* M: S- @1 g0 Z$ B0 G" kyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!