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I want to live my" C, X* L# v- S" G, a
next life backwards!
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% n6 }% A# _1 a h3 k; wYou start out dead and get that out of the
: j, l6 Q4 a6 f# Kway right off the bat.
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: s3 p, h1 n# C* _ `, H3 q' jThen, you wake up in a nursing home
; P6 P7 z' B& ?0 n; hfeeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
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# n- F; u2 S* y! MWhen you start work,. N. |5 d( }' `
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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* l! J& p' H: {You work 40 years or: J" u$ N- y/ ?) E8 d
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon7 _$ |1 o) k+ o* f) \' y
you're too young to
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' y; R+ U ~! B& Y7 A1 e; R( FSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,) m/ ~. [1 l4 a$ w$ u. Q
and party.
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8 P% x% y, U5 q9 c" mAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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, ~7 ^: e- n) l& W8 t% XYou go to elementary school, play, and have no7 N$ [9 Q _/ Y! z
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.+ j+ u1 }. V, t6 H
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You spend4 p3 ~/ h( I6 T6 u" H! B" E. T
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
2 B4 B/ ?" J; h8 _% Lspa-like
8 w2 T G4 Q+ M" y6 u' hcon ditions: central heating, room service on' Q% T& K" [0 F3 z' L* `; p. q
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) |) b* {0 K; L; Y1 OUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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