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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE) D3 A0 C. F& {" G* r: ~* B

3 y1 c0 h8 W  p. W  ?/ kI want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
' z* M$ D/ c: c& h* h; P' hfeeling better every day.# a2 K7 N* T0 [+ f4 b* |/ v

9 F, {( w' `. n( RWhen you are kicked out of the home
0 z8 V& Z0 P$ I. U) P  t7 hfor being too healthy, you spend% ~; Z' X) B9 ~* K& m2 C# v6 B6 Q
several years enjoying your
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% w8 u3 _9 e3 aWhen you start work,
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- s3 U# H+ q( [- _2 Y% A9 I4 MYou work 40 years or4 @- ?: ^; `; V/ M' d7 H9 q+ ~2 U, I
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
% a7 Y0 F2 B( R( B$ lyou're too young to
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6 H6 ~( q4 w3 w7 d: I/ M* ESo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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+ x4 a: g0 U& v" NAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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7 t0 s' \3 k2 U1 t7 G. o/ gYou go to elementary school, play, and have no: \/ D& v0 B5 e$ U7 K1 y
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.
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You spend: p. H. S' F8 P0 z) h' d
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,1 \& _! N& J8 X- ?7 L- O
spa-like
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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