MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
next life backwards!
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5 @0 Q2 p/ q. |$ }  T& q' x) kYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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1 `& }/ q0 Z5 Fseveral years enjoying your
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When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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1 O/ F) w( ]3 ~In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.

You spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
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tap.
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+ @" ?+ I' T: g1 dUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!