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MY NEXT LIFE
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% l7 \* T/ d. F y: L9 O7 xI want to live my
9 N }( L3 c% {4 p, S% n" pnext life backwards!* h l( M5 r% J4 Z T! G; G9 \
$ c5 Q$ M0 C2 L* tYou start out dead and get that out of the+ O7 H6 U) o3 x: _( O- W8 C
way right off the bat. M3 Q2 Z9 J( S4 U+ H* w8 h
$ I* S$ B7 K$ ~9 a7 Q$ cThen, you wake up in a nursing home
( |% ?- D) a7 q0 g. T3 ^9 Kfeeling better every day.
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0 F- l& G% Y! B; q# CWhen you are kicked out of the home$ P' P6 c' R& H# _9 [
for being too healthy, you spend3 I. ^0 x. l/ M# {2 D. R& b# s
several years enjoying your
9 C5 N9 H4 B; a7 c& Cretirement and collecting benefit checks.( q6 [, ]9 P9 O& b4 v6 x* d( `
- r; ?) A8 ]. a- N$ g9 TWhen you start work,2 Y$ t% I2 o( d Q1 ^# q
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or8 {1 P" ~7 }) `" J
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
+ W$ h# d, J" x5 e4 h0 `you're too young to X" f3 q4 ?* p& A
work.
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0 T; ~3 O+ U5 W0 RSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
' L4 q) |5 Z( E S* m/ Sand party.
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& P- F4 k9 u2 B# J; D s, LAs you get even younger, you become a kid: I; L* u0 `5 ?3 m4 p
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no2 ~, n! ^# Q* Z
responsibilities.8 }. E; |- }4 o2 t& ~/ e
/ [. r3 s7 y# m* m% l) K* p( u3 aIn a few years, you become a baby and
. }+ E7 ?) g4 n" B& _/ O' p, @everyone runs themselves ragged
5 p5 {2 w% f& `- ]7 g' xkeeping you happy.
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You spend
- f; n1 v4 V* Q9 ~8 E, _your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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; V* b8 A: [3 | N A* [" U6 A& vcon ditions: central heating, room service on- o6 o N) y+ K' a
tap.
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, i7 }# D2 z$ P. m& B4 i+ Q; o nUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.0 \( {, s4 l9 }9 u2 ^. E/ S
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