MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my
next life backwards!

3 p, P6 `/ b9 t+ yYou start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home
& N1 f- |! |+ G" I9 u$ Ifeeling better every day.
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4 G' K" [4 ^$ o7 k! Z$ HWhen you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
. l! F$ B* }8 C: \# Zseveral years enjoying your
9 ~8 x; b" {5 a: {* kretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
# v  r! z) O# a4 Z% Z  y# |so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
6 _, o9 Y" ?7 C# j* V! Gyou're too young to
work.
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* B: ~) X  Z) h  j( u5 hSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
' O6 b, Q- K) Pand party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
) k6 i2 x/ c# |  P. kagain.
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5 z( X  L; e& zYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
. C, @' @! |7 n3 i$ hresponsibilities.

, |2 x1 Q% c7 w- o$ w6 kIn a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.

8 r- G, d$ j$ N$ K" a# w  L5 fYou spend
* ?/ C5 g- K; O. {* oyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
& Y* W( L( W: K6 w- i" K; gspa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
7 E7 R4 A1 J6 F- ttap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!