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0 e: N7 g3 X* T8 ZI want to live my
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! q& y5 B9 z7 i# b, [# u/ b7 eYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home7 h$ R- `' N' n- `
feeling better every day., j0 T- G8 b; O; q$ S0 p
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When you are kicked out of the home
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$ i1 N1 e. y) k( {When you start work,# n! m* S* Q7 l3 x1 o7 c5 a( m- g& U5 k
you get a gold watch on your first day.# [$ D8 e; z% p4 {5 E2 k" c" s
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You work 40 years or( X+ T% T: @( L, t( c
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon$ h x T3 x! a Q6 ?7 {( }
you're too young to
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- J' u. }; k& ^+ L. h6 x0 k9 Z% jSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no0 p+ A' c5 z" {$ B' \
responsibilities.
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b% c8 _) S6 D% o, sIn a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.2 X" y- n$ X, P$ b/ Z& B( @
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You spend
+ G' e' i7 s C _; Yyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,4 L" ?; y6 t- J9 [# `
spa-like
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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