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7 O6 c# g5 w( o, ?next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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2 @$ t- d- Y H6 l' sThen, you wake up in a nursing home* R9 P% v( q1 [4 X. R7 Y
feeling better every day.
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8 x! c3 K2 Y9 o% H- \When you are kicked out of the home, x6 h9 |' h! i2 ^, j6 o: l
for being too healthy, you spend* \$ w" O1 H" C
several years enjoying your
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" k: P% B8 @: s' }- LWhen you start work,
7 S5 Z1 K6 T# H& g- X7 z, Hyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or3 g1 A' n2 I2 _
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon* a( S$ D) R% U) I% X) i
you're too young to
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! ]" D$ ?- s/ U( Y" S# i; rSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
1 M2 u3 d4 y8 C) u- Sresponsibilities.& ^" J1 X8 l) b6 l" E6 R. H
, L+ H7 A8 X6 e( ZIn a few years, you become a baby and
) J/ a D1 k; Neveryone runs themselves ragged8 {5 U2 a; d& q d
keeping you happy.- @: B5 t) M+ a3 u/ _
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You spend
% [; Z6 f9 }4 _2 ~9 v+ u2 N( iyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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, J' m$ A! t; S vcon ditions: central heating, room service on
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4 K- h$ H e6 |Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm., |9 T0 f! e, e# H( O( m
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I rest: y; ~( S( ~8 J$ d( n% `1 `# Z# I
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