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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my( e) U* w( N7 }, B( T
next life backwards!* J+ _; c  L) l* E7 j0 V9 u: D

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way right off the bat.2 _% V! e" q5 H

% }6 a8 l4 l5 u) O- ?Then, you wake up in a nursing home
, I5 r; I, [! M  ]feeling better every day./ J- Z' i9 G2 _

& ?% V, b+ l6 Q: A3 qWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your7 E3 w- h5 b$ H: J
retirement and collecting benefit checks.! i5 X) r" K- i5 D/ C
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When you start work,
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You work 40 years or  [) ]8 s( @1 ^# }- x6 J
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon7 c2 m: s2 `4 D$ f: e4 A
you're too young to: ]* Y- Y; [& `! c
work.1 f" V: `" @3 r3 y' ~4 f
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid6 J* s3 @- |& W( v
again.
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& [5 x3 Y& w7 m' dYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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' @, H7 O8 U8 U4 g. M' j9 jIn a few years, you become a baby and
1 x3 g% A8 o1 }  Heveryone runs themselves ragged. ?! S9 v- g; }* E' w2 w# }
keeping you happy.9 E( v3 M# B4 w9 c$ R7 l
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You spend' o( a  @5 J& F& C
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,6 F" N( u8 m( j" J0 c
spa-like! U( g- {- ]) G& T; x7 j% D
con ditions: central heating, room service on& i" C; L2 I2 K! n
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1 K4 q' ?6 o* a1 k) b& wUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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