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I want to live my
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( C7 e8 d/ Z& J4 |( [5 t% PYou start out dead and get that out of the x6 |, F. s9 m) N) b
way right off the bat.
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4 R( P) D3 H! _! B6 i Y* iThen, you wake up in a nursing home' o) E4 F! D G7 j
feeling better every day.
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. R( L4 E* ?% g/ BWhen you are kicked out of the home- Z& _5 Q) y, k! d' i7 K
for being too healthy, you spend
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When you start work,
, P" E# L4 O& \1 Dyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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1 Y. e/ h! O3 qYou work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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5 S8 c5 c# [; E; X: ?0 kSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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+ k) C; y3 ~4 y2 u& xAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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. e9 P5 F) G4 ?. p' p/ |You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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1 r: n+ }( ^3 k8 Z3 oIn a few years, you become a baby and# R0 U; Q4 G/ Z D, ~& ~
everyone runs themselves ragged7 l3 _2 M) K3 T! {
keeping you happy.
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You spend
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con ditions: central heating, room service on8 W+ D3 |+ c% w* k% w) z6 V, |
tap.
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* h" j* K# m9 j. |1 x# CUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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