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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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2 ~* v) t5 Y& D# l2 Q/ j8 VYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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8 C( C3 H2 F5 M4 E$ ^- k' `0 j1 AWhen you are kicked out of the home" I- l6 ]: `* f: H8 O
for being too healthy, you spend
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you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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8 k8 R0 }8 ?; u; B l. z. w/ vIn a few years, you become a baby and
9 l) b- e+ [7 }3 z2 H5 l( W8 a% deveryone runs themselves ragged
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You spend
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spa-like
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tap.
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, y( \ D+ u. a0 IUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.8 |! h# O) R& |: @& t
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