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MY NEXT LIFE( P4 ?/ l$ \/ v ]( N5 \6 j- J
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I want to live my b, k% Y9 ]; y
next life backwards!) ? s5 u* k M7 m5 ^
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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% ^% d6 Y0 b# F2 GThen, you wake up in a nursing home
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, w/ K$ p, {0 @2 l5 nWhen you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
! I* ?5 {' R% H" x, _; Gyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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$ `3 ]5 b& I3 G( w) ~You work 40 years or
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you're too young to6 A, k. V' A( W& V! L, ~- ]# j
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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8 V6 A% A+ c( V: s! nAs you get even younger, you become a kid7 p: ~. @" Q: V" t( }8 L
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no: L! j+ d8 ~* ~0 A3 Y" e
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and" ]! Y9 `0 `4 j! V9 w& ?# y: c
everyone runs themselves ragged) l9 ]$ v1 \4 i- h
keeping you happy.. U! C8 a- {- h) S
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You spend
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spa-like1 L& U9 e, U5 L
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.2 l7 z! d9 I) g' c% T8 W
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