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MY NEXT LIFE
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" @; C8 v0 S& N+ F$ ?3 UI want to live my" s5 _, J- Y, t2 f
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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' Z; r, Y$ m1 ^, |# yThen, you wake up in a nursing home
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1 X) p0 N1 |1 |4 |+ v5 qWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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3 S; k, s3 g X6 BWhen you start work,% A& W: l5 o$ m- I" z
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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7 I4 N- t4 F: w4 O6 D# B% CYou work 40 years or* g/ N2 f9 |8 R( s7 X' C
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon) s4 s( w/ ?2 \
you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,. L* x2 Y! m' S" a, m% B4 F$ |
and party.- R1 p8 Q. u( ^' S( z: e" H0 ?
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As you get even younger, you become a kid% s$ W8 U7 R" j0 S
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no6 ^5 h4 X3 z2 M. [6 P& p
responsibilities.# Z# b! T: { f: L7 ] I( z6 X
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.
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+ t) q2 |' n5 p: N. PYou spend: T. W, T9 r; n. N/ F+ U6 k! u
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,: _ P) K$ @, d1 [0 {
spa-like
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9 K7 T! n3 G. v4 Q% v3 QUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.; o$ i- T" S, y. j
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I rest" r4 @# s- O9 r- j0 s$ o! L, h
my case. |
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