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MY NEXT LIFE
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( q6 p. v* }+ yI want to live my4 \6 I7 u) Q& v2 N& {; c
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the! F2 e' ^1 W6 u/ `7 E
way right off the bat.6 T1 }( I8 |0 _ ]
5 B' m3 `8 V; s+ ^2 QThen, you wake up in a nursing home1 O; K3 j8 d4 s8 ^. r6 x
feeling better every day.3 u; b) Y; U& [2 x. l" s1 W
' e8 [; w! I# f {4 k* xWhen you are kicked out of the home" @" ?- C; N, V* n2 l
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
0 Q) N3 F3 }! eyou get a gold watch on your first day.& s) e! ?& n# k! |% i7 l9 m4 Q
% |3 h1 {7 r+ `You work 40 years or: c9 q+ I+ { C
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon9 _$ Y; H, { G+ _
you're too young to7 q$ T5 e$ s4 T ~% i
work.3 I8 Q! u! E0 M% e7 i5 U8 P# ?+ ?6 A
3 g- ], ?) _# o5 L% B& ?' f" ] fSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no& ?: D4 X: z+ d$ _4 p7 I
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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8 u I) ]* C+ D3 bkeeping you happy.
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You spend
! \9 O8 D! `' w+ j M5 O0 _' _% Iyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,4 Q: i) D; ~) [% p% }
spa-like& K: j$ f6 e1 ~7 O8 P
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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! R4 n5 X' ?0 `5 o/ |1 n' eUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.: }' t9 y2 j r0 R( T
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I rest! L0 ~2 J9 f4 R4 `
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