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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my c, U# o1 Y( C+ M8 S( C- C* ^
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home8 x0 D9 E0 B' S6 V/ W+ U& s
feeling better every day.; f- m, B/ u1 Z( X
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your, i: ?) {. t+ u1 ?8 d
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,, |+ v W% \) Y/ t9 t6 a
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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- {8 R4 W2 q* j$ gYou work 40 years or
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) w. a& V1 W5 YSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,. V+ Y4 q8 O: D
and party.
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5 _3 l5 H' r: K& T3 cAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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3 `& g0 [+ W5 o2 WIn a few years, you become a baby and& J- [ W' x, {
everyone runs themselves ragged
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}; E( R1 H/ r6 w4 qYou spend2 v; m2 B* ^/ T2 o4 m4 Y. b0 Y
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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$ M9 m0 y3 g: r B9 Ocon ditions: central heating, room service on) }2 R4 v- Y* T9 F
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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