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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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When you start work,) a. I) \) v6 n+ B  H  Z& D, I
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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5 X( n: U2 U/ R5 k: _9 FYou work 40 years or
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,. J  Y% g3 e+ O* Q
and party.
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again.
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In a few years, you become a baby and4 P4 K  _& J3 h5 J$ C8 N
everyone runs themselves ragged, r- X5 _; U: P  j1 F
keeping you happy.
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You spend
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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