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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE) c9 W; n, r  {! M, |2 _

4 H. U, C0 C1 u# T9 {" G8 k9 aI want to live my  A  u  M, q6 S
next life backwards!- u  @* k# m/ b- ~- |

/ W5 G/ U7 [: R' l  {) F; QYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home# w& C- A/ X5 f9 M
feeling better every day.# t, n/ p7 o0 m4 o, e

# W; ~& ]! O* c/ f, KWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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When you start work,1 f- ]* \# D3 C" e7 t
you get a gold watch on your first day.1 o) p. i# y; ~5 `- D# Q7 R- C1 l
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You work 40 years or
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# U; z  Z1 r$ L- V8 f4 iyou're too young to: t4 T7 M' p3 W+ e2 A4 O
work.9 H, M+ f4 w3 x. ~, x
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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# b: |. c7 q/ l9 S6 K/ N+ \As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and! W6 u3 w" b, L( M
everyone runs themselves ragged' k: J, w- X( h  k2 G8 W* @
keeping you happy.; k2 b6 A+ G' t' I, K3 F  Y
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You spend
+ _7 S, \7 K- y: H$ {. ayour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,1 R' o6 x+ T* m& q; C3 u
spa-like: [6 M$ [6 C; S5 I: ?
con ditions: central heating, room service on$ a5 t( P/ f9 ~4 `( G
tap.. l8 I9 N! S5 \7 s* l* ]
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.1 o" d( o- l- G2 U( t7 n
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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