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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the; m6 p3 y) _- C% B. j. Z
way right off the bat.
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6 n6 `% D- E' Z% e: i/ {: Q7 r# cThen, you wake up in a nursing home3 [; I) u6 s# p( I4 a
feeling better every day.& {1 p5 B  `% G& k

* r9 i/ o+ x6 w: G7 wWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your; e4 w! Z  w' G  A5 s: D
retirement and collecting benefit checks.( J: I! K' m) L/ U

4 [; ~2 H3 e7 s+ a- ]0 yWhen you start work,8 _! Q3 ]& ~1 V% V) K
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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work.3 R& v+ t2 X* l3 d
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,: J4 C* R/ I& A8 E
and party.6 x- n; d0 o0 i0 }

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again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and- u# e3 n) x* x1 k8 h( ^1 C
everyone runs themselves ragged
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$ V- T; ~9 U& [- A( h3 Y# C2 E4 `, sYou spend* S+ B6 J. X0 S
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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; x: {" n& q" S6 [con ditions: central heating, room service on
) h- q% e% P  W! r+ ?# s+ X  G0 F9 atap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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