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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the" t! ?% S# B, K; `4 B* j7 ?
way right off the bat.  K" e  m0 i) X, r  o7 q1 t" x5 t
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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8 x/ V0 x8 s' r' P2 ~# j. d3 aWhen you start work,
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6 t* [6 l1 O( W" }5 T; fYou work 40 years or
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6 |+ d& d5 W, m8 y2 L5 LSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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0 Y" d& Y, L' O3 {& H$ EAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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" r6 ^8 h( f8 @3 y+ a# o& VYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and* E5 B$ V, K7 \+ M* W
everyone runs themselves ragged
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( [. [2 `% m9 iYou spend6 \* K6 S! @/ G- k& `
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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tap.6 u* {. W* \! B! i: @

5 o3 W/ A. t6 E9 w; QUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.: }0 {$ k9 x5 ?) F
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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