MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my
next life backwards!
9 Y" w0 R, o9 o. X* ?1 F
+ c  d0 L2 h. yYou start out dead and get that out of the
3 b. k: h2 J# |+ f4 R8 t8 mway right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.

; `3 M- G4 {) a" Q% B3 }! R. VWhen you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.

3 k5 @( K# r0 O$ qWhen you start work,
6 i6 h) C$ ?$ W5 N: }3 lyou get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
, N, S4 ?! s  y# m" R: G8 Vyou're too young to
: U+ ~* }' I7 s' V8 I5 Jwork.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.

As you get even younger, you become a kid
* U3 \" N: y- b9 L. W4 ]again.
# I3 {, s8 |/ O' A
" Q) i# @6 [  t3 [5 u0 zYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
( N; n$ Z. `+ }, mkeeping you happy.

: ^. T8 B' U( F6 G0 Y0 O/ WYou spend
) m7 ]  f9 Y1 s. f: Gyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.

Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!