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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE$ k! h4 G& H* f* x. @, O6 p
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I want to live my7 J) l+ B4 O. t. u5 O' r
next life backwards!
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9 r! N! w% q: P  T' A( oYou start out dead and get that out of the5 l& R3 V1 \- @5 U% t9 |( ]2 o
way right off the bat.: v; w# `, F3 S) f+ \

2 E: ^8 B6 Y1 ~' F# ^Then, you wake up in a nursing home
5 |* M: z8 v( H$ V3 {. dfeeling better every day.
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, P% O; Z/ k" o9 c+ L* EWhen you are kicked out of the home9 E3 V) s! f* U1 x# e& d! t/ d
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.0 ^+ p- e5 P# r' s6 Q! ~
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When you start work,) r+ i6 y5 R/ N: e$ v
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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/ a; D' V! ~; f6 c( E) |You work 40 years or9 t* N* F& H: G; U6 b9 e7 m9 c9 a
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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# q" b) B1 e# L+ [So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
% l3 w+ z* ^% P; G- T9 w& Eand party.
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* N' J6 m* K! T# Y) _" {As you get even younger, you become a kid
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6 m3 o0 m2 J1 n6 t7 ?) ]& WYou go to elementary school, play, and have no. f1 A1 j6 H5 J! f3 j4 g
responsibilities.3 m& r0 p/ P6 _& \

0 a3 L5 v9 b+ j- ]2 KIn a few years, you become a baby and
4 _% H- C! Z7 Q/ Q; {! z# r+ X" W; ?everyone runs themselves ragged. e9 v, a8 a1 w
keeping you happy.
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. E# o# m! n) d( o! B$ QYou spend
; l, q+ L: v4 J7 v! H, j8 W% Iyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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. z9 @" M3 k& z  O. LUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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