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MY NEXT LIFE
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" c" O, \ z5 }I want to live my
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5 f" v1 ^. a! S1 nYou start out dead and get that out of the
# [4 e& v. ?$ ^- M* x' T& F" b1 lway right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home- A5 _9 V& p9 D; S# n
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks., a. u) {3 _) y! s9 p7 ]
: J" e# Q# I$ V V: ?When you start work,
8 g" p; x5 f2 A l, T. oyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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& y, O+ {! t2 V! _9 L! _You work 40 years or- E3 D+ \, p# w
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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! v; q6 D" }; a: FSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,5 p0 x& n% u6 e' s! y
and party.9 a' g1 h% I0 J: x, j0 h. B8 F2 P
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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9 ? k1 d# a# w* U; iYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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- p, g( [# h) p5 L- [; N; a$ L# lIn a few years, you become a baby and
5 s4 L# w' d4 meveryone runs themselves ragged
]" d L0 x" w% [+ ?4 N* wkeeping you happy.
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5 p- T: H( f/ a1 dYou spend
5 [$ Q& C9 e' l, n; [# Hyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,8 S4 b. W6 X5 s
spa-like1 H) E) |$ W2 T# c4 f1 g
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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/ Q& b; o' t* hUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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