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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE
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( L+ W* e* `& J8 P+ CI want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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* \5 m. t, F6 m% FThen, you wake up in a nursing home
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% J6 z5 y# s  M7 s4 u; L" hWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your6 b1 U- d5 M5 K
retirement and collecting benefit checks.( t( _% Z; d: a# c: |9 l
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When you start work,
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" R, n1 }# @+ [% D  {+ ^# bYou work 40 years or
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' T9 I* c, J6 k; zSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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! E5 Y$ B1 t/ c2 m" [. tYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and, \7 z8 h3 b0 h% {
everyone runs themselves ragged' F. |( @2 L% ]/ D
keeping you happy.
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You spend
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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