MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home
' M" @3 K) @' N/ @feeling better every day.

When you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
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When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
  P0 H9 F; m- A  eyou're too young to
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0 [" A* S" u  i! {3 G6 Y+ FSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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& Z" W4 I! j+ r1 x2 I0 vAs you get even younger, you become a kid
again.
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6 R$ i4 _0 m, F2 m* G6 v7 J! v9 i: aYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
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# c3 x9 g, k4 N1 e4 ^7 u  [You spend
; E. z' I1 [& x. e! Dyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.
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5 F. J# s+ i: `Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

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my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!