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MY NEXT LIFE' m2 ?0 K4 G, P n$ `" x& d
3 f6 [! P4 D; P9 c& nI want to live my9 h V( B3 R9 v" E
next life backwards!
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) d. D- R3 K, `5 n! U( E5 P) w- MYou start out dead and get that out of the
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/ b" r8 H0 M# ]* ] eThen, you wake up in a nursing home
% M* ^' S0 y) C6 y5 ]6 u- n0 a1 B8 u( dfeeling better every day.
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# A9 k* M3 Q2 x/ l; m2 SWhen you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.3 S- V) C- c1 a: J( B
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When you start work,
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You work 40 years or: x. w& H; \5 d1 o
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
( d6 R( i4 V5 p& tyou're too young to5 Q0 z2 w( u* u/ Z4 a$ t
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1 v! g$ M' _5 a1 g# L, }. uSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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) X' A1 M& L9 E# KYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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, B* E& I; `% m) q1 P$ XIn a few years, you become a baby and. |8 O9 |: q5 Q0 P
everyone runs themselves ragged
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! w- y8 L3 O. C3 K1 H% M2 zYou spend
g) N+ q& N# I# S1 ~8 Uyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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9 f1 F& P* |" J `0 _* wcon ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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