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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE
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You start out dead and get that out of the: B8 z  `: ~' N) t
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( }; F, _% [2 \. Q8 d$ Y$ f' A$ d7 ?Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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When you start work,+ a: e* h) x& ], P
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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- f% Y& i+ _! ~You work 40 years or
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work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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0 P2 k0 q/ A$ ]: j) Q5 aYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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3 E# O7 r: q; e) m" z8 G8 C! pYou spend0 Z2 \. C1 N. ]
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,8 x3 u2 V5 m3 i5 M' a- V0 G, t, I0 T$ U
spa-like
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' x9 H/ W' z& {) uUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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