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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my( t) i* y" W( m% A) Q+ A8 l* H# L; f
next life backwards!2 ~- ~/ ]' `' z8 ?

8 _- W/ c7 M( Y2 {7 b) N1 T4 mYou start out dead and get that out of the& c2 V! t) H9 ?- w. H
way right off the bat.
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, ~, U5 y( y1 w1 P2 B5 u  \Then, you wake up in a nursing home) q; c2 k1 s9 i
feeling better every day.
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7 {& ]9 N7 K( D7 p2 |4 vWhen you are kicked out of the home- ]0 {1 `% f7 y' q, A) C
for being too healthy, you spend
6 m  p3 m1 |8 g0 r$ V! P! g! `6 mseveral years enjoying your
& {, m# Q! c5 V% I: Vretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
" @: Q4 C2 m- l0 s& i( u( [you get a gold watch on your first day.; q3 r/ c8 w( U( Q1 m) @6 [
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You work 40 years or
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work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,4 t- M& J" M% T8 r
and party.
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' g& g* A: Q& {As you get even younger, you become a kid
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9 M' @: H+ n; V" u9 A7 s) L" hYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
! c. }0 L: O0 wresponsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
; n+ B! d$ O' Z& _. D2 ueveryone runs themselves ragged
6 I1 Y1 v' t0 r% `) vkeeping you happy.
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- p3 W  \" v  J1 J! l7 n* hYou spend
/ @% y% ~# ?5 V$ _# x' Xyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
) r$ B7 z! c" W0 Fspa-like
4 Y# G2 ]0 s5 Ccon ditions: central heating, room service on) B9 f. [$ p- E
tap.
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5 b( ^$ w  i) z8 X& C" g. N' xUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.8 R: c0 U, e. P" L( z3 I8 g9 r) S

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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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