MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
next life backwards!

You start out dead and get that out of the
" i/ i; N2 _" tway right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home
' S2 ]6 Q) @5 H' M& C# d7 xfeeling better every day.

$ j: g8 T( `1 ]  ~7 q: WWhen you are kicked out of the home
0 v  B/ V8 s2 R5 A0 T! H3 Yfor being too healthy, you spend
# a9 T, |8 M6 `) r$ `8 @6 J- Lseveral years enjoying your
8 f1 o$ g& y# F. ~0 Yretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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% e* ]! i. V' c& s' o3 o6 [( mWhen you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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) v3 L, y6 `, I2 E) rYou work 40 years or
& U' O, {' J: oso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
# d+ A& ~( {9 y  ^; k) D# ^and party.
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8 ]: \5 M" @; p3 s% [$ _As you get even younger, you become a kid
. w9 P7 m  |/ S% g" Qagain.
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; D& _$ M- u# M' K9 y9 MYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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' D  q& A! v9 V" f  ?In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.

1 a* l2 U( N6 hYou spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
% Y$ M4 P9 V/ {6 ?, V( ?7 `# ?- n5 Tspa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.

9 q7 n0 D, G( J$ z2 N7 ~5 P& E1 lUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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$ s9 G. G+ a( ]; r) s, O# U( V- ^I rest
: g8 h# D- V0 A- y  Z7 X& G( }my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!