MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE
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( q6 p. v* }+ yI want to live my
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.

5 B' m3 `8 V; s+ ^2 QThen, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.

' e8 [; w! I# f  {4 k* xWhen you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
0 Q) N3 F3 }! eyou get a gold watch on your first day.

% |3 h1 {7 r+ `You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
work.

3 g- ], ?) _# o5 L% B& ?' f" ]  fSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
4 Z  B# k* }6 W3 ~; k4 eand party.

As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
& l' N% O! S0 I& @6 L1 C  R: neveryone runs themselves ragged
8 u  I) ]* C+ D3 bkeeping you happy.
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You spend
! \9 O8 D! `' w+ j  M5 O0 _' _% Iyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
  }4 ?/ Z5 u! e- }3 R9 K, }& vtap.
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! R4 n5 X' ?0 `5 o/ |1 n' eUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!