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I want to live my
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! @7 e1 r1 ?' ]: V( \, h; @You start out dead and get that out of the
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1 @6 d+ |2 t/ Z' FThen, you wake up in a nursing home# ~0 W3 q6 z: g7 M/ m! M
feeling better every day.
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% c7 L0 g0 p' Q' F' E0 P4 v" jWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your' y1 C- {5 _ Y# m# L4 _% C
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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& l* p' ]9 |: P$ c, YWhen you start work,% g0 s& h2 c7 g" r( @' u
you get a gold watch on your first day.; z! X! Y) u7 V- Y/ e
$ a" C* b6 F0 K" n- ^! X EYou work 40 years or: A" `+ `1 Q# w6 V. ^
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,. W9 u5 e3 Z, K4 y: \4 t) I9 C6 z
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid2 _9 o2 j4 M2 @9 T1 U2 O
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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, H( k, u7 i& OIn a few years, you become a baby and
* ]9 }& p- f9 Y" j2 ]everyone runs themselves ragged
" G1 G: e |5 s6 e6 Ykeeping you happy.; t+ \- i( O6 N
1 u8 Z+ E; d1 u H3 {4 X# i u) m6 p8 mYou spend# g- S; q# ^1 V ~
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,1 N& Y; U v6 b6 `4 t) u$ E- z: T
spa-like, ~- c! E% y* I9 }
con ditions: central heating, room service on6 @" V, U: e0 H9 ~: x1 v
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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