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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE. I5 j: u6 j- V) o! y, ~
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I want to live my
$ ^8 `4 H+ Y9 U7 g! p8 Lnext life backwards!
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4 X7 U; `' N, F6 FYou start out dead and get that out of the
5 W$ z. |9 o6 x" W& F  nway right off the bat.+ |1 N; g4 A1 H

2 K/ M! D8 B1 u- j" h/ |% ?& gThen, you wake up in a nursing home7 @* K! K, \+ ]1 F! f% s' x
feeling better every day.( w: I' h, [1 ?- T# I% X

8 c! ~: F4 V. y" d  {When you are kicked out of the home
, C' @5 K( B) l3 d4 x5 Yfor being too healthy, you spend- Z3 _, \. M1 B1 X
several years enjoying your
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$ s- a6 {. V& wWhen you start work,
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You work 40 years or1 m4 E6 h# E, j1 m' O2 L1 `4 j' J
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid: d" J9 e. x( Y$ y5 l, B5 z
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5 ^; T. O  H3 o/ C! HYou go to elementary school, play, and have no4 N% B2 m$ W% v# n2 K* c
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In a few years, you become a baby and
: i+ `' H/ `0 J  veveryone runs themselves ragged( T. t5 B/ m& {2 U1 a8 f
keeping you happy.
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( D0 M: P/ N) B) H. q0 ~! F% `You spend
6 _# I! G# N: k8 j5 o) D6 gyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,4 m" n/ `! S+ i" i! u6 r4 L) q
spa-like1 f6 F5 b1 }) _. O& k. z
con ditions: central heating, room service on" ?8 K/ t1 m) j) I: v( L
tap.
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6 l9 p- z* ^2 W; ^/ n) E: |: [7 BUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.& P2 M  s/ y" Y
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I rest
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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