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I want to live my5 M6 s( F7 ^5 G S4 g& A
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
$ J+ I( Q6 Y# @, q( C9 {; q* v" Pway right off the bat.( m% b/ N# |. K' Z( ?
- ~- ?0 q( `. U o1 WThen, you wake up in a nursing home
; A+ H2 G( [6 F9 ifeeling better every day.
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9 { F# |* W* y$ v; F, T! m' AWhen you are kicked out of the home
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6 G) F* Y8 s( V" ?several years enjoying your
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$ R, Y! I2 R, I7 p# OWhen you start work,
$ w$ u8 t) Q0 {you get a gold watch on your first day.
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: x8 l: J0 m BYou work 40 years or8 [" i+ O* l e6 B
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
2 |8 H& r* ?! z. I9 ?9 `% W0 fyou're too young to. P h0 J; M1 r# t- U6 y4 z) p8 v
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,: _% U* `( T& m- d
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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?( f5 z8 V* mYou go to elementary school, play, and have no2 s5 M- n" l C9 l& P8 X
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In a few years, you become a baby and
& d$ ~6 l& _ reveryone runs themselves ragged8 ]% ?6 j6 z/ ]
keeping you happy.* f9 F: U+ @' h9 }7 P& ~/ h$ P& I
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You spend
. S! v4 x6 C! }$ Z2 wyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on3 F7 \; }# b; z0 H6 \! |# g
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.$ k; g: ?" ^& k/ Z
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my case. |
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