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MY NEXT LIFE$ ^' k! U; ?8 l! U* X
0 A: e' Z; ?0 c1 W0 b& NI want to live my
% t& ]4 P, @5 e$ u1 lnext life backwards!- R" Q$ z, {6 u6 S$ `0 |
3 P' ]3 z! ^' N3 r' O! pYou start out dead and get that out of the
' w7 ?/ O: _+ H& u6 X Zway right off the bat.
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( ?& {3 i8 r* C9 A! {4 cThen, you wake up in a nursing home
7 P- ?& N9 A0 g: l: R' cfeeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home# V' B7 P6 ~8 A; {# B u3 g. }& ~
for being too healthy, you spend" g- W. Q, m9 R0 m4 }1 a+ o c
several years enjoying your
2 V& u9 n5 _" A jretirement and collecting benefit checks./ w9 A2 E: U) {# B7 Q' ^
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When you start work,
6 P. {4 a" a8 a! W7 Zyou get a gold watch on your first day.) V! Z; c, j2 ~0 t& \4 I q3 C6 F5 I
" D- z* ^& F0 aYou work 40 years or' z) l( H8 g) ` R! u
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon3 x+ E8 H4 N' m( i/ H5 g" e: U. h
you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,/ @5 P8 p' z2 r ~4 f7 g# H
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no) u* T" Z+ ~7 J! o6 O. P
responsibilities. Y; K8 n( d7 T& U8 C, t- u' g
4 T$ B- H( e# [. |3 Y0 K5 _In a few years, you become a baby and* x- l- r5 z3 N6 L0 G
everyone runs themselves ragged- H1 y) r& ^ p' u5 z' h
keeping you happy.
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' h8 I- ]2 R$ l- j, E* tYou spend
6 M4 Q/ q) Y* O5 wyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
3 I. i& C$ y; `: c' Z- kspa-like O* p: K5 r) j/ A" t9 l/ w" h
con ditions: central heating, room service on; U# U. H- T+ A2 v0 F h$ q6 h
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1 e# ^, x" k |% ^+ f2 U- eUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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