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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my: {( S# d' B( q. |- }
next life backwards!
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2 e1 k7 ]& z+ K& D' H9 Q* [3 gYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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$ p& t+ [9 B6 K- ^' ZWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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When you start work,: F6 [8 H+ p3 m' I- V( [/ }
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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& `2 `( R1 j& i; I6 f' [, \: ~! t& mYou work 40 years or; Q) m) W* F) A9 {: R' r
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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9 g) Q2 W: j) E+ yYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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1 B% c1 q+ W& O7 cIn a few years, you become a baby and- @5 ?4 W8 a: b3 h) }: }7 W8 L
everyone runs themselves ragged# V2 k1 Q! E8 K6 B3 z( p; \
keeping you happy.# _4 X# |) E" t2 q" X
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You spend
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spa-like
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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