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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the' x s2 G9 |6 _- R( C+ ~& d: x
way right off the bat.
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; t9 G) `: K, @9 a; _% ~$ B5 C RThen, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your7 P" s- ]0 K- B* E1 O3 A% i5 B
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,- Z) K/ b8 c3 K! D
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or' H% z2 F# a# L- E% M
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon$ u6 ~4 n+ @$ {# ]5 y: L6 W7 M# J
you're too young to6 O; t, w5 A$ d8 ^ X V8 p
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,# t& f& U' V: l
and party.
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7 S7 \% e& w- w( x; H1 eAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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" w3 ~9 Q5 X& ^; y7 P# fYou go to elementary school, play, and have no$ ^' @) Z3 Y: N
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' {2 B1 T7 l7 fIn a few years, you become a baby and
& Z' G2 q2 x; q3 v$ {4 deveryone runs themselves ragged
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- P# W& `$ U* P* iYou spend( |0 _6 _/ X7 v( r5 A% x- ~$ K9 D- f
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,. X3 W! u) t! O; k# j
spa-like: O1 o; I) L+ D% N: L
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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6 k% [, Z9 U/ a$ H& m! oUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.$ p) {: i; u9 k+ l; ~1 w- d
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I rest
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