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MY NEXT LIFE
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next life backwards!6 {- P4 L! `9 p8 S6 k. M
! Y/ \! M' |9 f5 }/ vYou start out dead and get that out of the* s& f+ t8 i" G
way right off the bat.
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P* R8 j8 r7 ^$ K$ SThen, you wake up in a nursing home; h5 z" R, ]$ u$ F) E/ f7 Q
feeling better every day.1 `# q6 r+ O" h8 A1 ^5 O5 L! m7 M
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When you are kicked out of the home) A1 ~7 i% k# C0 e: [
for being too healthy, you spend1 L: {2 @" G! P% n% n" e2 m
several years enjoying your
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When you start work,
; U; z& o0 b! h1 lyou get a gold watch on your first day.. D$ ^$ j( O( a4 i: ]
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so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,9 ]% J# i! G; @7 Z8 B* y4 _2 e
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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6 C4 R+ N5 L/ PYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and4 m6 V+ M! r. |9 U5 @- x
everyone runs themselves ragged7 Y2 R8 Z1 w; w9 u. q! I
keeping you happy.$ f; ^" P* I- m0 i2 W7 U
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You spend2 H' I3 ^6 R, ^9 _" A6 d2 i
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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$ a. `" S5 i N) C, Pcon ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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