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1 H, M! R+ U' \2 q* K( _I want to live my% X- P- J; K& L1 T7 X4 h
next life backwards!; t7 L4 M5 A$ W% \2 ?
4 o5 b! z* A: G5 F- H7 {- ~You start out dead and get that out of the) |. `6 \0 e: O; y# R7 `' p
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
5 a2 L6 E- P/ k# S2 G3 xfeeling better every day.
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& s) Q& P+ o3 kWhen you are kicked out of the home
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7 k# `% c; Z( o2 L* ^+ e6 cWhen you start work,2 b8 k- z! |, Z( X6 |% V. p
you get a gold watch on your first day.+ o+ _4 n( B; k& n
. b! R2 H% Z8 @' I& r' JYou work 40 years or2 S2 q: D! C4 [; L! r7 L3 a7 S5 |
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
7 `0 [$ ^' x& E# S3 fyou're too young to
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7 K2 O0 H* p4 i, s- LSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,' n7 \; r6 E+ Q# V& N# g& Z+ s1 [
and party.
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/ q4 X+ r) Z- |$ Q4 TAs you get even younger, you become a kid$ f+ v1 {# }9 c. b! z3 M& Z
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no& q4 z* i. Y4 e% d
responsibilities.
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5 L) x9 c6 }4 AIn a few years, you become a baby and
6 H/ I6 { f1 ]5 k* R8 C1 Peveryone runs themselves ragged5 Z' \# m& _3 u! a7 H) [
keeping you happy.
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You spend/ h& O) W3 k0 b3 t* ?# Z/ g! q
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case. |
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