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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my8 G6 Y2 o9 u: M2 d Z7 U
next life backwards!4 \7 |& k! W3 w+ p6 Y3 s
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You start out dead and get that out of the! [! ?! }, ~# J1 q/ J& T
way right off the bat.
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( B0 F8 {( A7 @8 P9 R/ x: H4 `Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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" d, X, K; e5 t3 m; J5 Q7 t; E/ |When you are kicked out of the home n/ `0 I3 |) L7 V
for being too healthy, you spend2 _# [- o! y6 v j- F4 @2 B& `. c
several years enjoying your( c. n/ f4 X5 R
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,% _3 o; P) N4 z7 \/ b, C9 |1 _8 `# f
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or3 U9 @$ o3 K( S/ r$ r
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon8 `% u' h4 ?/ f4 H2 ^
you're too young to
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+ B% n& {5 {: bSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,$ J' B0 q- ]+ t) |) O
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid7 _0 ]4 \+ Z9 j W* z% T0 B
again.1 w& w7 L" Q' i- ?- r; Q7 w
0 u4 U7 @4 f( E( N3 h7 k- yYou go to elementary school, play, and have no2 Y0 _( ^8 K/ R! f5 D0 \6 L
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# Z$ V. f6 Q9 t" w4 MIn a few years, you become a baby and+ T3 v# O8 M, [- y( P; G5 y
everyone runs themselves ragged% |7 I. E, Z( Q6 ]
keeping you happy.% f4 D; y6 Q6 k9 X
0 C: P9 _ `# U+ U. k1 s" HYou spend
$ y2 }( h" p; jyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,0 o/ M. N4 F, _' Y i/ m$ q- G8 n% b
spa-like" o$ y( l" _. v/ } J
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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