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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE8 j9 H# q6 ], l/ o
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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6 Q+ X4 h, M. k9 E# vThen, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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3 r# q, l6 h, ]! i" [When you start work,
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You work 40 years or
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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1 V& u+ C- i; E' p- I( IYou go to elementary school, play, and have no- e+ B  Z  }1 U6 C1 {2 u- C
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In a few years, you become a baby and4 @3 G' Q( C  ~2 R  b
everyone runs themselves ragged
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your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,. i3 H, [$ c% f" e' Y/ E1 F& ^
spa-like
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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