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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE6 z1 O0 c+ G2 Z, l1 t
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I want to live my
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( C7 e8 d/ Z& J4 |( [5 t% PYou start out dead and get that out of the  x6 |, F. s9 m) N) b
way right off the bat.
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feeling better every day.
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. R( L4 E* ?% g/ BWhen you are kicked out of the home- Z& _5 Q) y, k! d' i7 K
for being too healthy, you spend
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When you start work,
, P" E# L4 O& \1 Dyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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1 Y. e/ h! O3 qYou work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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5 S8 c5 c# [; E; X: ?0 kSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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+ k) C; y3 ~4 y2 u& xAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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. e9 P5 F) G4 ?. p' p/ |You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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1 r: n+ }( ^3 k8 Z3 oIn a few years, you become a baby and# R0 U; Q4 G/ Z  D, ~& ~
everyone runs themselves ragged7 l3 _2 M) K3 T! {
keeping you happy.
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You spend
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con ditions: central heating, room service on8 W+ D3 |+ c% w* k% w) z6 V, |
tap.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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