MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my
  [# i+ \' D# w; P4 vnext life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
9 ^8 r* g' ~! Q$ K. G# _- c6 N+ B! Efeeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
. }  m3 M, z2 U+ w2 |$ qseveral years enjoying your
3 a, H  U3 S5 R6 Z: ~+ @$ i6 M* ?retirement and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.

. f/ F6 e( d0 yYou work 40 years or
: c: _/ C  f" S+ v% g9 mso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
work.
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3 ~( J! b; Q) ^% e7 QSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
again.
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% }+ q- S2 M  r1 h2 YYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and
8 k! e; u, m' b3 Xeveryone runs themselves ragged
2 {3 @3 u* u% D' Jkeeping you happy.

You spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
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tap.
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2 [  z3 L% z8 M+ a  l$ BUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest
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billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!