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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE* f+ `( }0 D( D* o9 _& I7 M  T: m
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I want to live my! Y2 K5 c1 k" k$ S7 m
next life backwards!2 b% w2 `# o# i9 ?/ t- ]
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home8 x! E6 Z( `$ F( h4 y- A$ y) m2 l
feeling better every day.9 G9 C" w; e! E2 ^, p; v* K+ o

* S3 G% X4 z- ^9 V" BWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
; [! X7 N2 i. Y. n( bretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,, [, y. p6 b+ t% t1 j* P
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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$ \3 b% U* n7 T% [; J0 @" OYou work 40 years or% {' R2 o/ j; j  N: o8 q, h1 m
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
# h7 w" C5 N9 e) n. z- S% u% ~" M. qyou're too young to4 E4 W8 w- {" q
work., h/ C& h- _. _* Z6 J" N

; Q2 ?* y( e# \: Z: iSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,1 ?. q5 O7 T) s5 u4 P
and party.; v+ a# Z8 E4 K8 G* A( F' d
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As you get even younger, you become a kid* K5 S# f9 h4 Y" x& W; c. z  w7 f
again.
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- E  e* A; U/ K& l. h" q$ Z7 H% gYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
; E2 ~1 a8 y( J3 }* weveryone runs themselves ragged
& O+ H0 `: U8 R1 fkeeping you happy.8 U% g/ L  O. Q
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You spend4 i4 P2 `% `) h
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,' E0 }6 B8 v) |8 ]5 K$ b( G
spa-like! h1 M. Z! b+ {# {+ [
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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% g. g" n  P% ]; nUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.; `  i6 [& g2 C2 y! x
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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