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MY NEXT LIFE) h2 ~" f+ C- P0 Y2 s4 H ~
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I want to live my) x8 R {, x; ~( \4 x1 s* f3 ]
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your9 c+ G" t+ v! q/ n A% A
retirement and collecting benefit checks.6 N) `4 m2 i3 E" x" X+ E: m
* T0 h$ B1 t4 Z3 T1 D8 hWhen you start work,
8 H; t+ P! P9 tyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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( w" P) Y7 L! ^' } I0 vYou work 40 years or( d) I5 D$ q3 q
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon# V9 B: N8 Z' N% ~# N5 s, C2 h
you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,3 a$ Z f( U) W# T) Q6 `
and party.5 A" t( d J+ W# e+ |5 b/ \" {
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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0 b4 |- g2 A1 v* ^1 S3 D m, qYou go to elementary school, play, and have no% _; r) c! b/ J3 G: J q0 [5 b
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and3 V3 W6 b3 u- o; C/ i5 K
everyone runs themselves ragged# j% _, n9 X3 G# Q( `+ Q% f
keeping you happy.
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You spend. f, Y+ d* Y9 }2 b
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on. s% Q! o4 z/ I. R. k- g" H K
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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