MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
next life backwards!

8 _- W/ c7 M( Y2 {7 b) N1 T4 mYou start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.
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, ~, U5 y( y1 w1 P2 B5 u  \Then, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.
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7 {& ]9 N7 K( D7 p2 |4 vWhen you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
6 m  p3 m1 |8 g0 r$ V! P! g! `6 mseveral years enjoying your
& {, m# Q! c5 V% I: Vretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
" @: Q4 C2 m- l0 s& i( u( [you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or
& u. Z! |) s( P3 A- s% ^1 `3 [so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
+ f8 p+ i( A( D! K" ayou're too young to
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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' g& g* A: Q& {As you get even younger, you become a kid
1 y* q& P5 f# g) e" B0 a/ f" eagain.

9 M' @: H+ n; V" u9 A7 s) L" hYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
! c. }0 L: O0 wresponsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
; n+ B! d$ O' Z& _. D2 ueveryone runs themselves ragged
6 I1 Y1 v' t0 r% `) vkeeping you happy.
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- p3 W  \" v  J1 J! l7 n* hYou spend
/ @% y% ~# ?5 V$ _# x' Xyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
) r$ B7 z! c" W0 Fspa-like
4 Y# G2 ]0 s5 Ccon ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.
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5 b( ^$ w  i) z8 X& C" g. N' xUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

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my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!