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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my) W. Q! w3 G  V0 z- L5 ?9 W
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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0 l  _: }. T" P4 Y, g9 r7 V8 _1 X9 pThen, you wake up in a nursing home
% j. G7 L5 K, G. Q; R/ pfeeling better every day.8 q7 \, n7 \( Q  r) p

1 _  z# u, Y* @. u% @1 I( qWhen you are kicked out of the home% W5 Q4 o0 V5 w- Y0 S9 Q
for being too healthy, you spend
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0 _- H7 c. Y3 K, Kretirement and collecting benefit checks.+ R; o! x* T' j
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When you start work,: }: l0 T  J' j4 {2 _+ J" D" N
you get a gold watch on your first day.4 T1 D  Z, Z; E, y; t% e

6 Q0 ?/ a5 C: s- d' r; {You work 40 years or
7 n3 K4 ~/ e5 }4 f3 Dso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
3 R* a0 Q  v6 |+ G0 |you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,. J: E; c2 o& c4 a+ ^
and party.+ t  X- h* H( X# V3 ?9 v# L% z$ O/ {

& ?8 i* n3 F. d- _9 g0 a: ^/ G8 LAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
% s$ i* q% A2 I9 L% veveryone runs themselves ragged
7 g8 |$ S7 M/ r; p( o# ekeeping you happy.1 y$ S! Z% T5 ?4 o+ A
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You spend
2 ?, w: N- w, T% v7 tyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,. A" b) m) }  I2 A2 n
spa-like% T) f; e. j/ ]6 X" b* ]
con ditions: central heating, room service on$ z" C* k# `* }+ l4 i/ M. `7 M4 C
tap.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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