MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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3 d8 a3 r' }' g  i  TI want to live my
9 N' `, r1 v. ~1 T' Ynext life backwards!

' }8 B1 e/ `1 V2 O/ q( a) CYou start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.
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2 l& c3 A" g% H( N/ U" {1 h' {" bThen, you wake up in a nursing home
, P- G* B, G& v! O! N* L( }0 Xfeeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
7 b/ a; B0 z) n' B. _# Bfor being too healthy, you spend
: I7 v" C2 L1 A# V) {0 hseveral years enjoying your
3 C7 W8 U% t3 K# o6 t- N: p8 sretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
, T, c* x+ b( Jyou get a gold watch on your first day.

5 G0 Z3 m! T  V. Z  t# v+ zYou work 40 years or
# z# w( J6 I7 G6 h$ w1 t' hso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
$ Y6 U- K: `5 c- U) ^you're too young to
work.
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9 q0 I7 k) j" u: QSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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: H) X# w, ~3 S. mAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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+ S5 D/ o% q8 ~. T' B: t: }You go to elementary school, play, and have no
" U$ f* \+ h* `4 A, cresponsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
2 p4 Q. ^9 _0 Q. Q# ~& l( ]! D7 ]# T4 Oeveryone runs themselves ragged
* ~* K+ W# v0 v5 N, Hkeeping you happy.
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- T& l: D) g' _. CYou spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
9 \1 ]  H! O8 L6 ?" N% ?( J6 U& acon ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!