MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my
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& V- `1 k- ?' J% L$ tYou start out dead and get that out of the
( v1 w2 b2 q" Y$ kway right off the bat.

% X# c2 }- c9 ~# RThen, you wake up in a nursing home
1 N% B0 L6 N7 I; P) D8 Jfeeling better every day.
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/ ?9 L" B+ x) c: U* Z, YWhen you are kicked out of the home
4 M6 T4 z# z4 V! Q  r- V$ zfor being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
' K* n0 ?$ M7 q5 g! Qretirement and collecting benefit checks.

! B0 P( g$ [+ o  Y, }6 N' C% @7 `When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.

* m4 A9 T: |6 O) h! BYou work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
5 A- A8 j* L/ H- k9 m6 Eyou're too young to
work.

So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
& n$ ?7 }  ~. F- F3 U' ~9 B9 j" Mand party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
again.

You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and
2 w* S" P) s$ _! I5 R4 \everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.

! S1 Z4 u* `1 p3 e+ Y! B2 F2 }You spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
0 w9 _0 ?9 B% m$ `$ r3 yspa-like
2 J" K) z& v( v* r& M1 acon ditions: central heating, room service on
0 G9 R( D$ v" b. S/ `tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!