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next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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& j2 V* `& n- y; H5 X% r' x) f% SWhen you start work,
/ t: S1 y- W" [4 w/ H+ ^you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to, E; _! o( @5 Y1 i! k$ z) P
work.
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v2 J7 J& \4 V0 h6 {) |5 qSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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: F4 x4 n# r3 _) IAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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% H9 ]9 u) a0 K; M% _) h+ g VIn a few years, you become a baby and6 Z, ]" ~: i" X" ~5 U6 o
everyone runs themselves ragged
3 ^8 J; p# W1 s+ skeeping you happy.
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You spend
4 |% J; p& E9 D7 L z5 N7 Ayour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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9 b; b+ o" r/ b \- J/ D* i9 mcon ditions: central heating, room service on. Q: O7 a P- L% K" v% b
tap.
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9 }& R) T; R; X9 iUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.: X2 O8 |9 t0 Q& d& s9 J- |
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my case. |
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