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MY NEXT LIFE
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5 ^6 S+ x9 g* wI want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the3 p: M; J: G) ?) r4 p1 R
way right off the bat.3 J% k% n) J% ~0 b2 ?0 F O
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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& r* {% e& z" F2 HWhen you are kicked out of the home O( s2 a" L0 _
for being too healthy, you spend4 R" j! @( u3 J* U U
several years enjoying your
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When you start work,/ l, `' ]$ z" v8 o
you get a gold watch on your first day.' U. X9 N- O% J) ~
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You work 40 years or% t* K* F$ J+ Q' V6 C/ I
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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3 Z& r* W+ u3 H0 \2 E0 fYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.
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9 l9 P4 Q. d$ h9 ^) YYou spend
# l# F7 N3 |7 x7 s" O' pyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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. K6 l* |: M; f3 s/ [( V) Jcon ditions: central heating, room service on- C$ n- ~0 ?" j9 x
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.) N% U6 |8 ~: ~3 y
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I rest
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