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I want to live my
3 k" t" s9 J+ Onext life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the7 \, ~5 ^) L Q1 A
way right off the bat.
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7 `+ |. m% H. V# Z( E3 mThen, you wake up in a nursing home
7 S* L; l8 X0 b* ]7 d' A" H* `/ Dfeeling better every day.% G, E, Z9 f+ T5 ~# V, I
- p h( h+ U4 zWhen you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
' \. S5 Z4 N, B/ _1 ryou get a gold watch on your first day.# _& p q1 P7 [! N @( X
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to" f4 C+ J" U& a y0 u u
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,6 l) P0 B2 g7 T n) a
and party.
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, N& B1 n/ f g! O( Z" U, ~1 C" DAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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' z0 v4 E* O z1 `In a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.$ T' F! U) o$ ?( K
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You spend
" |+ Q: G0 r |* a9 Xyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,/ h+ f/ x' A: \; h
spa-like5 j, J3 l6 ]9 _5 U: l/ \" u
con ditions: central heating, room service on: E C, L# p# E3 g9 P S8 E3 a: Q& Y$ V
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S& M! b. O' kUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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