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MY NEXT LIFE
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5 v* l& U* W; l% WI want to live my
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T# B3 v7 M3 C1 D. _1 v% v; ?You start out dead and get that out of the. Y4 m" Q# n! }6 v4 |7 w5 i9 k
way right off the bat.
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- {0 v, v7 q3 N6 P7 g+ t' x3 sThen, you wake up in a nursing home! y$ I S; Q5 B
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
2 g/ M b- N- E% Myou get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to+ }$ O2 Q2 O, q. T. ]. _
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid% \3 L* w2 ? |. v# S7 }
again.
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6 b/ B0 O) N9 U5 W5 q% l: w& {You go to elementary school, play, and have no2 H. |' s& @7 e4 @1 V3 C
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In a few years, you become a baby and Y W( m- M+ V& J1 E4 R1 ^/ |/ ?( ]
everyone runs themselves ragged
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# ?* z9 {+ B( H1 Q8 \You spend& z+ \4 ?7 `! d7 }8 b7 w
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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' X" y4 a- ?8 e, zUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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