MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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7 m3 s7 l( {1 t0 YI want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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  e2 \' w1 y8 q+ j  e( hThen, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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% L) p- x. ]6 q2 @You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
work.

So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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) H' Y3 a5 A% d$ ^5 \As you get even younger, you become a kid
again.
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) Y1 f8 U" X+ ]! s+ a4 \8 O* Y/ [You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
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You spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!