MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my
5 A$ x4 Z! f8 `2 znext life backwards!
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; A8 b( z5 |. x2 vYou start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.
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6 r) \9 w6 B( L, _& h" z" }3 u' YThen, you wake up in a nursing home
! \) N4 s/ Y$ l8 m! f5 Afeeling better every day.
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+ N. |3 G1 r% W7 l; l7 @When you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
3 g1 M: c9 P  ?+ E. g2 Z4 ^several years enjoying your
# i5 p# n# O1 T  b- h4 ?9 nretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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$ V0 i6 ?, o! ]3 W6 G. S# HWhen you start work,
$ g% K) L9 [6 K4 Y9 x  b2 b  t  \you get a gold watch on your first day.
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$ ?# j: B# Q; n1 T8 a& ZYou work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
! _3 x) O5 _1 k8 g$ D' g( uyou're too young to
& u) f5 G1 ~5 M& K& v1 @% ework.

So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
again.

& J9 q  w9 ]/ k  ~% n, O- B+ uYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.

You spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!