MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my
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2 W! h) I% k: H3 I& t/ g/ kYou start out dead and get that out of the
5 e; N/ Y. b# o  Z+ {way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
0 y$ K! c# @* e' W" |, g6 ofor being too healthy, you spend
5 d$ {2 r& G% L) t7 Q+ G# v& ~several years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work,
/ ^% a  {2 f+ O6 i+ @you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
' D! @6 E' Y+ L: H0 Q8 M6 P/ mso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
- `: X& \+ S, E2 n8 @you're too young to
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' i4 x& i0 O4 W% `% zSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
, f$ k& r& q7 I3 P( h: fagain.
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4 G5 y3 b8 n7 p% E& o( G- HYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
1 @: o4 U* V2 o# x0 H3 sresponsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and
- J  v1 s$ V- C) [: J8 Beveryone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.

+ G6 S; j4 d& C3 h" |- f! L5 CYou spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
0 F2 y, ?$ T) L) Vspa-like
7 X; o  A' ]& |5 L( S+ {5 Wcon ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!