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MY NEXT LIFE1 w9 ^; U- G' W* U1 d2 `. i2 B
6 F8 D1 Z6 M! z" W) Z6 oI want to live my: N, n4 }; }) E ^
next life backwards!$ b/ t$ r6 [/ s- e0 ]
9 K j* T; F/ \: \" dYou start out dead and get that out of the
0 _4 ^, j3 j4 b, x7 uway right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
: p/ D, w0 i( pfeeling better every day.. o! S* v0 X) s
- C4 B! |9 |, Y( xWhen you are kicked out of the home
! a0 F$ D: [, Q0 |* Ufor being too healthy, you spend
7 k: y3 w- [/ K: \9 K7 _1 K- Nseveral years enjoying your
8 X7 c; y% q) c J9 e, D2 U$ S, M8 aretirement and collecting benefit checks." f# K$ V+ N/ g( }1 V( j
" [+ W& ]. w ?1 w% v8 q+ RWhen you start work,9 ?1 d# E, a S3 V* j
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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5 V, K4 W! H& N6 X% B# I4 S6 [# s8 EYou work 40 years or
7 B2 o$ p4 |- K: N d, dso, getting younger every day until pretty soon# Z- s" O, D! N- ?% N
you're too young to9 e2 l2 H& _# g+ f8 v( `
work.2 d8 A5 K! ?* O5 c: k$ u
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
7 C; ^7 g5 U* m; @2 Q! Sand party.. M+ s2 S# D+ p9 L: z
2 Q7 m! T1 t. w4 M- cAs you get even younger, you become a kid
. _0 p$ Q* j6 P2 F, T: r" @" ragain.
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3 ?. L% Q* u( bYou go to elementary school, play, and have no$ a. ?; g$ _( i) }3 B4 M2 K) x
responsibilities., \! c7 l1 N9 ^9 _% i* ^
: \$ M: c3 l8 i8 c: BIn a few years, you become a baby and
5 B9 ]2 {( H R8 |$ b; jeveryone runs themselves ragged. Y, Q& V/ ?! T* a
keeping you happy.
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You spend
( c( p1 A# s1 uyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on: \5 U/ f! I. Y' _) p7 ?3 n- b
tap.
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m7 p7 p) v) b% q; jUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.0 I7 ?- Z M1 o3 [* D+ s% A: S3 D# t& o
& P3 v$ i+ {9 M( mI rest
4 n# T4 _ D2 v# Z( Cmy case. |
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