MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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  ^$ f5 v1 o2 x/ ^  j. hI want to live my
next life backwards!
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; c# x; [% s9 y' S% b7 sYou start out dead and get that out of the
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( L; F" I2 m/ Q+ G( P6 M" a% T2 DThen, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.

) R0 W2 k5 a9 X* m4 {When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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: n! P  t( X7 c. l6 g2 {8 z  v' iSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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7 p/ M  K3 V% |3 fYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
$ z5 e( d  z$ q( d" oeveryone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
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your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.
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# S6 `6 v3 ?. [: O! u' q! z& wUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!