MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.
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- o( y7 i" |& \+ o" ]) M% F2 x5 oWhen you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
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When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
work.
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6 O! }. ~& W- V* b" \( q; v; xSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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: d' ], r  `: `9 N! `* eAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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( T0 v0 w  {" Z4 o" L- _' [In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
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You spend
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spa-like
6 v; Q: g4 z" s( z. c4 U' l% Bcon ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!