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MY NEXT LIFE) G, \! v' e& _. n; n
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I want to live my/ D) _6 O) a$ F0 b0 L! A
next life backwards!
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# m: w! }2 [ k1 d6 g2 |4 eYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home. o N$ N: H' b8 U" q$ K3 N9 l
feeling better every day.2 v* ~* d0 t% v# {
& D$ C3 m& L& nWhen you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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3 r5 U8 l, E! YWhen you start work,
; G$ m; e( j5 _, V& f1 D1 [you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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" U6 l, @( P+ s9 G" hyou're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,: W) `3 J0 B$ _/ Q( ?" I; D
and party./ a) L. }1 ]5 P* Z
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As you get even younger, you become a kid* J4 r0 L/ V l8 D& t" T. e
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no" u0 o! U! ?2 F' F
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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# i' O, O7 m- x0 ]You spend
7 G6 M! U* Y8 Qyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.$ Y7 ]; e# d6 n8 |# e
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