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MY NEXT LIFE# f) ~* k% W- O* M
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home$ x. u2 P& \% r) B" n4 q+ o$ h
for being too healthy, you spend
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When you start work,
8 w+ ~1 t+ D/ v# C1 ^ jyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or5 O0 c/ r: X2 v1 L: _
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon& `9 t2 a7 q/ {- N4 b% X
you're too young to) x! k, M# o! ?7 J+ g; H- T
work.
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& d- S, W9 X, s s0 f: F" C( GSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,2 b4 M! v" O7 w( h
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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; M! S& E9 |# ^5 k/ ~6 O6 _# n, tYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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2 E$ S- W- p) e( Z$ I1 P ^3 HIn a few years, you become a baby and8 b' h [3 B% T. u2 m
everyone runs themselves ragged
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You spend3 @/ @1 H: Z1 Y& Y8 _
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on0 M; ^$ D; R8 ~, F0 e$ e6 V2 O5 F3 i6 z
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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