MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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& A# j* d( {5 c) ]I want to live my
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0 P& n1 i5 [  {0 pYou start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.
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  @0 W: J8 r( |( e" DWhen you are kicked out of the home
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  }: q% W. V6 R) E& Tretirement and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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% ^* K2 p' x) eYou work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
  O! K5 i& s. a. Wyou're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
/ Y5 n2 T" \. Fand party.
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4 D" m# r9 ?; k1 v( OAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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" I$ k  u  H1 \9 u+ PYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.

; H- u& E5 \) b' ZIn a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
4 m! W2 M4 o  V2 F7 Wkeeping you happy.

: A9 }) e" S. |) LYou spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.

+ L$ P, f8 {5 l4 rUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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4 B7 n; @4 o; t0 @4 b7 ~I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!