MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my
next life backwards!

You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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1 F" `' u3 y) q$ DWhen you are kicked out of the home
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1 h; P. x; ^9 E) s4 ~several years enjoying your
' o0 ?6 D: D/ s- Bretirement and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work,
: o" e. m- h/ g1 i3 }you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
1 j% l+ g& I  S5 r6 zso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
* p! F% M$ X/ U% m6 cwork.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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& k  l2 M- f( _3 s9 }4 t3 Q+ [6 NAs you get even younger, you become a kid
again.

1 o1 `' p6 u7 ^* [* XYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.
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; f; S: q6 r% M* B! D/ W$ YIn a few years, you become a baby and
! W; i5 Z! d- O, E: Q2 v; K  teveryone runs themselves ragged
6 ]9 a0 ?+ P! W$ b' y8 U5 mkeeping you happy.
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You spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
! L9 K9 G! J7 ~spa-like
' O3 L! s- b) W5 icon ditions: central heating, room service on
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1 S' B2 @- |4 @; fUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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  ]0 [9 |$ z& q' [6 mI rest
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billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!