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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my$ x, @" S8 Z# u
next life backwards!; v% U4 @7 F# o6 }* h
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You start out dead and get that out of the2 N( ^7 ~ v8 c D- D8 F
way right off the bat.$ x! |0 e! ^; W/ o/ J) s
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home0 L5 e' @5 R; e$ w$ {
feeling better every day.
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6 o1 V7 H( u0 F* S" F' zWhen you are kicked out of the home, _$ p5 C6 W. Z4 T" S% y
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks./ X7 y, |' f. h: S
* P, f( H" }- \- [$ CWhen you start work,9 C' g8 ~ K9 G& w
you get a gold watch on your first day.! G5 g* o" ^5 J# d# c5 b
4 U+ o* ]( d1 @2 ~9 y9 j7 {You work 40 years or" r% Z( b7 n( A1 ?3 W6 o
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,8 L5 U# J5 J2 S3 N1 |" f E- `
and party.$ w4 C1 ^, t9 J4 k1 u
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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1 I9 B; e2 M2 i0 ~You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.
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0 K8 a5 ]3 e% L9 I. |! G' {You spend
2 t) r; }1 w5 X* Z& C% O5 p0 {8 s8 I& xyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,/ M+ c7 e" ]' M8 P V
spa-like
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tap.
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5 v% B% f, k6 w/ i9 q H$ v5 `$ _Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.! @5 \7 R2 {# Q) M5 [6 ? K
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I rest8 \7 c2 D5 Y7 E* B% t
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