埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 2578|回复: 3

MY NEXT LIFE

[复制链接]
鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE( ?3 s# b, ^5 w" ^3 G! u

" h  M! J6 ^% r# J8 P. R9 Z, {I want to live my
' c1 \% A% z3 u3 u# T4 K7 ?next life backwards!/ x1 ?; U7 @& g
7 t5 C; l6 W) [, ~) S
You start out dead and get that out of the2 q1 t+ X3 M- X& w" B# I
way right off the bat.
  h0 J# W7 N. B) O
' f/ y1 `+ L* R2 ^Then, you wake up in a nursing home# B' @9 G$ U$ X" @8 Z
feeling better every day.
' j' C6 \. }0 |
( r# @9 [2 }( p% R8 jWhen you are kicked out of the home
8 A8 {8 ]4 h7 C5 f- \1 ffor being too healthy, you spend
, S& x4 x& _3 J6 {several years enjoying your
+ G) v  S4 V8 m5 fretirement and collecting benefit checks.
2 M% }/ q% F7 o6 U, a% c1 r, p/ V+ ~0 G$ Y) _4 y+ E" l5 D
When you start work,
* r' J, K+ O/ L  e  S  y$ [% k: Ryou get a gold watch on your first day.% ^6 f! `7 m6 B
4 V# z) l2 _% q! }, l9 o3 Z2 H
You work 40 years or$ d' Y" G0 o9 k$ I  r( m# I! C
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
* y' E4 Z3 Y+ tyou're too young to
' x) [; [+ a! F! L  n: Dwork.
  D: c! F" u& ]" s# K7 J
4 y) F. t( i# m! kSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
0 J& Q" U8 Y: y: \' dand party.9 `& f# ~" g. x, `

( }0 i3 `" A+ u) l% MAs you get even younger, you become a kid
2 n. X3 x5 a8 {$ q+ @) l6 }again.
( \+ N( R5 y$ b- ~: e) o, X6 c9 d; S' z( f8 w, a" W. x
You go to elementary school, play, and have no% I* b3 z& Z/ C) d  F1 h
responsibilities.
2 X$ R  S# p+ h7 z$ b) a% U5 ?: H1 `' e  Z" }# d& B5 ?( B
In a few years, you become a baby and' G/ r# N8 ~! Y2 z
everyone runs themselves ragged
# H! P% l3 J6 l' i" [; |/ Skeeping you happy.: E% L( f# j! ]) s9 _* c3 O8 C- u

, E3 Y2 c8 I- g. t8 d5 ]: P  y; _You spend, r  q: _+ M( j+ |
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,9 y' K6 h, u, B$ K& I) f
spa-like: p* T! Y+ h4 e. ^2 T0 h5 }* {
con ditions: central heating, room service on! ^' b+ S0 U4 a, T9 a
tap., ^9 J1 L7 ^$ j
( l) x/ b/ d9 h. k; Z1 f# C/ P
Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.- g$ @) R0 S: B9 p1 w: _& V! b
8 ]8 c. K0 z, ~) G/ [* i! q1 R
I rest! X( Y, o- C7 V7 {
my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
情非得已 该用户已被删除
发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2026-3-7 22:44 , Processed in 0.158064 second(s), 16 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表