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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE. u7 B6 p) F% Q7 ?

+ n( }3 [; H9 c6 P- \( e& hI want to live my2 S- P  B2 r2 [$ k( T* G
next life backwards!* p4 H1 o$ ?+ O4 f4 b" l! z0 V
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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( g# f" |4 j* c6 w/ qWhen you start work,
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You work 40 years or$ n! K: s0 ^$ j
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon; X0 T* [2 r* T1 n& o
you're too young to
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" K2 ], ?7 V- W- C; x6 zSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid% S0 E5 A5 v; Q
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In a few years, you become a baby and+ {, J, E4 m1 O) \+ H+ L* l) L9 e
everyone runs themselves ragged; C# }( U5 `: i9 v5 N7 t4 A( I# [
keeping you happy.
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You spend
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con ditions: central heating, room service on0 N; [. A5 N) y4 L$ _8 E3 m
tap.
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4 q3 [, p9 R* ?/ z2 |/ FUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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