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MY NEXT LIFE
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( L. S- e0 A( U- P, b( A6 |( \I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the S$ y# W+ n7 X
way right off the bat." q# i I; t2 _5 V. k$ m2 a
: D9 M& x R$ s& KThen, you wake up in a nursing home" f# p" Z! V9 r* [
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home3 j, t) a- A5 X/ a. {# n( @# }
for being too healthy, you spend2 Z! E' [+ e8 I3 w) b" I
several years enjoying your Z! B- t( i* b. x5 z( V" W9 j7 S
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
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You work 40 years or
9 H$ n0 |1 R1 |- l( Z. Y( Oso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
, |1 [" Q' D% r" b9 zyou're too young to
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x' P& T2 t+ p3 WSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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; T) z1 E# _) a; ?) e/ I# hYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
6 L) a& F% }" z; Jeveryone runs themselves ragged
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8 a: |5 g1 o# O8 qYou spend
?% _+ T* C6 `4 [; cyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,1 v3 O" a0 C1 `- V4 z
spa-like6 c8 h4 k: Z% ]
con ditions: central heating, room service on9 @1 E5 n0 K* _6 N* L6 @) h8 r
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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