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MY NEXT LIFE
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7 m3 s7 l( {1 t0 YI want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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e2 \' w1 y8 q+ j e( hThen, you wake up in a nursing home1 f2 w% i: [1 ?( Z Y
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home# P& {8 s: M6 Z) ^" O. j9 Y O
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,6 R4 [5 w( q: M9 y9 ~3 v
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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% L) p- x. ]6 q2 @You work 40 years or, M1 H# N- N" E7 v E' T$ g
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon% n0 m" ], b7 w, Y
you're too young to% L6 Q1 q" h ?
work.9 T$ O, b4 M! @. I
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink," L2 H2 j* r9 k! [% I' y1 c0 u4 x
and party.
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) H' Y3 a5 A% d$ ^5 \As you get even younger, you become a kid/ g; C- j' ^6 \. ?6 P
again.
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) Y1 f8 U" X+ ]! s+ a4 \8 O* Y/ [You go to elementary school, play, and have no
! y D- z9 @( f9 _+ ~$ S+ B( L Eresponsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and' j9 c; ` l6 r6 l. a
everyone runs themselves ragged
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You spend- `& k- \) v- E* {" f' M
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on4 Y o( m9 S% |' D( a$ G
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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! C8 d" p/ ^" L. q4 y lI rest, {& `7 m7 T% G/ s0 S* e7 s
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