MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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! S' a6 n5 Y1 p) `5 ^  e& rI want to live my
next life backwards!
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" F' e! F% p2 i3 hYou start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home
7 R) J) [) k& H  ?feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
5 F2 B, O1 P1 \& W" z0 j# Afor being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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" `( m" O" S- E* V2 [When you start work,
, @* E) ?5 S9 H; ?) Zyou get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or
) t3 Q* u- j" C9 G, mso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
& P& I- a1 O+ cyou're too young to
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% j7 U" i8 J3 t# B7 g: gSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
) ~$ c8 L7 \% i% \and party.
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! Z  P- s$ I8 O( d; z6 L% y& vAs you get even younger, you become a kid
again.
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' M5 \9 B  M: @- X8 EYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
0 U# Z4 l- k8 h0 b) yresponsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and
) Z' K/ i( p. l1 L5 C7 o+ jeveryone runs themselves ragged
0 V; ]% y/ ^3 Y! ~keeping you happy.

You spend
% v' n( i# m5 Q6 b: b9 ^your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
9 l1 J+ C4 F* m3 Econ ditions: central heating, room service on
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- F& ]/ S7 h* o8 v( H9 g6 \; ^Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

1 s! B! P3 x7 J9 eI rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!