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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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/ j0 i7 Q2 k& L1 HThen, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your' w& k0 D  a* W/ c6 B! R
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you get a gold watch on your first day.) j2 A8 t& s$ o- E" o
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You work 40 years or- P' {7 m  q$ T0 t* W% w- `4 L
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon: U$ ]% p; ~0 X9 M
you're too young to3 J# h5 I8 x, W0 _' b/ S0 i
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,# n3 f5 W1 l8 }0 M. c, x
and party.4 a( J# ?8 h+ X1 v" H
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As you get even younger, you become a kid' x& M( I! K3 z5 H% X3 R) X
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no5 v5 K0 ~+ o! B$ V; D& g5 m
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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