MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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! I+ y6 b/ k$ g# t8 }You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.

$ p+ D" t/ s( F% B& d: ^Then, you wake up in a nursing home
1 f4 d0 p* C8 r% @) b# L6 Lfeeling better every day.

+ u$ K" g* M; Q2 a9 tWhen you are kicked out of the home
9 \/ v; [" g/ Y9 F7 y! Jfor being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.

  @' E8 l0 |/ OWhen you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.

1 l9 f0 Z7 K8 c5 qYou work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
3 H7 N& f* r7 u3 t  H( L3 jyou're too young to
work.
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6 A  D0 B- d7 U4 G/ ^/ S2 J2 n$ eSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.

As you get even younger, you become a kid
again.

You go to elementary school, play, and have no
' x0 ^0 M. v9 Z) Z3 C! k+ xresponsibilities.
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, b2 E, R6 B5 e7 M$ W2 Z/ y( V7 Q/ TIn a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
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1 e, g, Q- t& JYou spend
) [! m  }4 n4 s* f4 |& ]1 {your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.

8 v; c1 Y( t1 ?3 m! b. e( ^& BUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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% E2 U8 ~0 c! M/ k! J! sI rest
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billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!