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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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# s. H* F X* ]- g, {) \+ B3 kYou start out dead and get that out of the
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8 F! h" }3 {* _9 f B6 B. ?Then, you wake up in a nursing home1 ~% {' J' P5 D9 ]
feeling better every day.) G: ^' w* H* l$ }8 m3 A$ h, J
* z0 l6 u' ? kWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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( z; R$ w$ m' [+ g3 x' k/ MWhen you start work,1 A/ L% A4 [* A, A/ ?, x
you get a gold watch on your first day.# l2 X! ^% t0 q3 v- ?
1 Q: B+ @$ W8 }You work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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( p; _5 l5 w! y4 s$ t7 GSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,1 y8 H2 X* ^/ m$ i/ J
and party.
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( L( Z2 M* o1 o0 J( FAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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+ C% {' g7 @" s$ XYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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8 r# I6 R- U0 z( A7 Q/ W& j7 {In a few years, you become a baby and$ }* V# V% S2 C8 r
everyone runs themselves ragged" s& h8 ~. f, A; S) }1 \2 n. O
keeping you happy.0 F) G! p' T9 K
* |0 X: u: D/ S; TYou spend- L' d) ?5 q/ v0 A9 C
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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. H7 c: Y7 I) |; C7 rcon ditions: central heating, room service on% D) |3 V7 R( O) s) E
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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