MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my
next life backwards!

You start out dead and get that out of the
' [1 r* W% I& \# Fway right off the bat.

/ g5 O- ?5 `0 d9 Z' `3 U! h: v7 C; dThen, you wake up in a nursing home
% A+ ]' T) `) u  ufeeling better every day.

! z4 d" A- B2 I3 q9 L8 s' GWhen you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
- `" z' b& Y2 v5 @1 X3 {3 Kseveral years enjoying your
8 L4 B% O% {, ~% ^; A+ _retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
6 C3 e& g6 _1 F+ lyou get a gold watch on your first day.

$ e$ q/ b* R" ~6 EYou work 40 years or
; e3 {* K5 m: G. D/ Hso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
) X2 l, J) n* D+ Q6 z! Awork.
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* q: E. F- J9 B9 jSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.

As you get even younger, you become a kid
again.
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/ G0 p6 B  F9 k, hYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
3 S' Z, M# S. [/ r5 x+ A  ]responsibilities.
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8 G' L( \! }! j0 H. L1 pIn a few years, you become a baby and
, S3 ?3 `6 F$ J$ Meveryone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
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You spend
) m5 V8 q% c' v8 X3 \: W- Y9 A) O/ zyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
& H# v7 C$ W  K5 V/ icon ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.
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; B  K0 W5 y- g" B4 oUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!