MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
, s# S+ T2 ]4 o$ o$ L) ]4 mnext life backwards!

7 K' W5 `9 E3 Q7 Q% @$ fYou start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.
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' W+ h% {. P3 j. q9 p/ M" g! tThen, you wake up in a nursing home
# h/ l' d# {* T* L7 ^feeling better every day.
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) v/ i5 V3 k1 oWhen you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
work.
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& k  Y) e1 `% A0 p  g( qSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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# L* R) C" q* kAs you get even younger, you become a kid
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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! k4 N7 y3 C, AIn a few years, you become a baby and
" k, g, c7 H! b3 deveryone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
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You spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

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billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!