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MY NEXT LIFE) R. a+ O8 t& o4 ]( Y% ^. @
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I want to live my
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* E" y! K9 e; v" Q0 I$ V7 NYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home# v7 N' ?4 i( I
for being too healthy, you spend% @4 x. \- r0 q6 B! E- m
several years enjoying your) D1 s: L. t7 `# u
retirement and collecting benefit checks.& x( P& E: p/ w# m/ _ |
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When you start work,$ b6 `$ ]5 \2 g
you get a gold watch on your first day.. \" z" @ b' x: C
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,2 g5 R0 o7 f3 A
and party.
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8 ]# W3 l( Z9 _- F. l; r2 fAs you get even younger, you become a kid4 Y t- H: X: g s' p0 @
again.
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6 {* ], E3 j5 ?% g2 bYou go to elementary school, play, and have no3 q! o( @2 V- [
responsibilities.
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0 l* \( `: }2 T @1 DIn a few years, you become a baby and# l+ J. y( a; ~: I: ?% \: Z# {
everyone runs themselves ragged
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You spend; [* K. C9 m& Q/ A* d; y5 D
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,* X4 m+ I( B! G5 z' }5 ~. p
spa-like
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- q; _! o* I% ~9 O3 i5 y$ t7 f8 cUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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