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MY NEXT LIFE
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3 d8 a3 r' }' g i TI want to live my
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' }8 B1 e/ `1 V2 O/ q( a) CYou start out dead and get that out of the$ s: g, l Z' \6 J9 \6 F
way right off the bat.
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2 l& c3 A" g% H( N/ U" {1 h' {" bThen, you wake up in a nursing home
, P- G* B, G& v! O! N* L( }0 Xfeeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
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When you start work,
, T, c* x+ b( Jyou get a gold watch on your first day.* `$ c6 p9 x: z2 l
5 G0 Z3 m! T V. Z t# v+ zYou work 40 years or
# z# w( J6 I7 G6 h$ w1 t' hso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work.
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9 q0 I7 k) j" u: QSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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: H) X# w, ~3 S. mAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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+ S5 D/ o% q8 ~. T' B: t: }You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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* ~* K+ W# v0 v5 N, Hkeeping you happy.
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- T& l: D) g' _. CYou spend1 {2 H8 \- V D2 Z* a# v1 S
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, M9 \: @ b0 }$ W
spa-like
9 \1 ] H! O8 L6 ?" N% ?( J6 U& acon ditions: central heating, room service on* M7 {. A- L" b# r# x
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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