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MY NEXT LIFE( ?3 s# b, ^5 w" ^3 G! u
" h M! J6 ^% r# J8 P. R9 Z, {I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the2 q1 t+ X3 M- X& w" B# I
way right off the bat.
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' f/ y1 `+ L* R2 ^Then, you wake up in a nursing home# B' @9 G$ U$ X" @8 Z
feeling better every day.
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( r# @9 [2 }( p% R8 jWhen you are kicked out of the home
8 A8 {8 ]4 h7 C5 f- \1 ffor being too healthy, you spend
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When you start work,
* r' J, K+ O/ L e S y$ [% k: Ryou get a gold watch on your first day.% ^6 f! `7 m6 B
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You work 40 years or$ d' Y" G0 o9 k$ I r( m# I! C
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
* y' E4 Z3 Y+ tyou're too young to
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4 y) F. t( i# m! kSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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( }0 i3 `" A+ u) l% MAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no% I* b3 z& Z/ C) d F1 h
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and' G/ r# N8 ~! Y2 z
everyone runs themselves ragged
# H! P% l3 J6 l' i" [; |/ Skeeping you happy.: E% L( f# j! ]) s9 _* c3 O8 C- u
, E3 Y2 c8 I- g. t8 d5 ]: P y; _You spend, r q: _+ M( j+ |
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,9 y' K6 h, u, B$ K& I) f
spa-like: p* T! Y+ h4 e. ^2 T0 h5 }* {
con ditions: central heating, room service on! ^' b+ S0 U4 a, T9 a
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.- g$ @) R0 S: B9 p1 w: _& V! b
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I rest! X( Y, o- C7 V7 {
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