MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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" @; C8 v0 S& N+ F$ ?3 UI want to live my
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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' Z; r, Y$ m1 ^, |# yThen, you wake up in a nursing home
0 [! {% C$ C* P$ `3 afeeling better every day.
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1 X) p0 N1 |1 |4 |+ v5 qWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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3 S; k, s3 g  X6 BWhen you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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7 I4 N- t4 F: w4 O6 D# B% CYou work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.

As you get even younger, you become a kid
again.

You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.
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your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
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tap.

9 K7 T! n3 G. v4 Q% v3 QUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!