MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.

1 O! i8 }, T7 nWhen you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
6 G' {6 _% W* w$ S$ w) M5 mseveral years enjoying your
" V3 \& ~; n- x5 d" @retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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$ i2 K  U" G0 t8 E1 M2 ]When you start work,
- A6 g' s5 Y% t  k5 \you get a gold watch on your first day.
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8 G: a% d0 ]4 C  B3 c& v1 f) HYou work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
7 A5 Q1 p- ~6 j. Fyou're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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% R3 j. T! g9 ?5 \As you get even younger, you become a kid
again.

/ K2 y" C2 b6 G% {2 x2 m; w3 q4 J' FYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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4 Z2 X& A3 V* X; C) ]  t8 P1 s( MIn a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
& y3 A, c& p4 \" e2 J) ~1 Q9 lkeeping you happy.
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: J) o7 ~5 O6 kYou spend
! G  }7 t$ {/ B, d% q& ?8 c, Lyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
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tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!