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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE
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4 T8 ^* _* n- W6 a/ s; _! F" ?$ hI want to live my# @  K/ ~  \/ P) l# K: g- U
next life backwards!7 @" F! R  C$ c+ S- F

. N$ m( K& t! I# |4 ^9 oYou start out dead and get that out of the
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' K& B+ A. H9 M. {$ K; \Then, you wake up in a nursing home
" Z' H2 G) Y5 sfeeling better every day.6 [$ v; w4 w' N

- V- v' s( U4 ]$ E/ g1 V" IWhen you are kicked out of the home5 f0 |( C2 z- l
for being too healthy, you spend8 A8 T7 C/ A9 C% H5 ?% w/ C
several years enjoying your
2 q9 u( i; Q9 M) T  K' yretirement and collecting benefit checks.2 j: Q, @- |% c, y% d

8 F9 H  a+ g: g" oWhen you start work,  g! @+ \! }7 h6 M
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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8 v# b' [! n" CYou work 40 years or2 `# y' B# j' e4 Y+ L9 L
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
" O& f& a  Z7 i; [you're too young to
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) o9 Q6 g. I( J4 w. gSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink," Q2 n% W4 a* ^& v4 z
and party.
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: L. V2 B. z8 z/ K! HAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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' y- j/ ~: L3 o" f! J7 h; S+ uYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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. H7 k; D5 B* y' SIn a few years, you become a baby and
, N  I) h+ q: o- S  d2 meveryone runs themselves ragged. o4 p2 c6 D5 ~  o, P7 l. S* e
keeping you happy.
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( K# T+ O% U$ j1 I: W7 A% qYou spend$ u) Y6 S% R# p6 V
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,$ L/ |( v+ x8 J2 u# ]
spa-like: a2 \8 \' R2 k7 \5 i5 R1 L
con ditions: central heating, room service on* |  q- R4 y- Y
tap.* R% Z' ^! W/ N  V7 F
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
0 V$ @1 L( B- H8 B9 u: L$ Nmy case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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