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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE7 O0 S$ ~& o* D' @/ c' o
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I want to live my% c# R1 n6 u! z8 i! z1 i9 D
next life backwards!* j+ y$ b* u1 M0 O
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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( N. }! X/ c' s. ^. ^; E. ?Then, you wake up in a nursing home6 V1 f1 A' O8 d! a, i" M3 g
feeling better every day.0 S+ z; n% C8 O* E: J, l% i

& ?5 S5 o' D0 w: u! D' I- _9 rWhen you are kicked out of the home
7 X7 P0 t/ T' O' P# V% R" s" ?for being too healthy, you spend" v7 \% t- w! h& g( L& M
several years enjoying your" j1 S, b( a) x4 n
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,7 ?6 P1 G' k% L- |. c7 t
you get a gold watch on your first day.7 q& z; C* ?; _8 }  O
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You work 40 years or0 ?: l9 D; _! v4 @2 V
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
' [( [% g' w$ J4 Y4 I: P8 w/ Q9 f6 t8 eyou're too young to* i$ X. o! a1 [2 S4 r3 [) y: I
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
3 z* m, ~9 j+ M6 L- Jand party.
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% [. O- D1 ?, J: `/ ?  z0 ~As you get even younger, you become a kid: U. T* e( s( G0 V/ _2 r" Q
again.
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/ T$ q( j& V. s# v; uYou go to elementary school, play, and have no% G) Y3 R' A  M6 g
responsibilities.! E3 T) e  y3 n  U
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In a few years, you become a baby and) i* ~! P8 _& {! D7 _: c
everyone runs themselves ragged
6 U3 T+ Y/ ^, H1 o+ Mkeeping you happy.
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7 K0 E$ A: l+ b1 C. r" @You spend
5 r6 L! Y3 Q% Y) c0 }8 pyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
+ h7 l. \, ?( v, C& Wspa-like
2 z# _/ h6 p: }' |: h: qcon ditions: central heating, room service on0 a) J) _6 j4 _# Z+ f6 }
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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