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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my  G# ]& [) {  L: p
next life backwards!# _' ~5 F' {% D  z+ @
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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feeling better every day.$ l( [: G6 E8 g5 E0 }

/ `  X6 \4 E1 I5 I0 q4 h/ ~' @When you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.5 R5 z7 \; r+ C. h4 E) a

7 _+ Z1 L( H5 [When you start work,
. d. r, M' @2 T- O) Uyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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. n" `. o1 q# u: A9 tYou work 40 years or% D& E- F( y8 i. b7 k( G$ {
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,4 ]3 [2 a- ^- G3 Z; E3 a
and party.
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again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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