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I want to live my
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3 \- K8 `1 d- {8 j) ?You start out dead and get that out of the7 z" a7 U5 e* E4 X
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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* ]$ \$ R2 Z- i$ ~/ t0 \1 PWhen you are kicked out of the home. W4 M3 F! Q M Z, ?8 ^
for being too healthy, you spend! D7 B5 k! @' w$ j& n5 U: V1 t
several years enjoying your a# `5 v% O- Y# I
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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- ~$ [: ?* b: g7 {' m2 |6 N8 iWhen you start work,' O/ p. v/ I4 a, j
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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. Z1 A+ A. J/ d9 d4 t5 RYou work 40 years or
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you're too young to8 S6 G! Y: V5 Y, c
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink," O# r% }+ f3 m, X% A! a
and party.
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+ }9 r3 `) G& k$ QAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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; I' @" b+ W, C( F$ ~In a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.' e6 }; ~" h, }. V
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You spend/ N1 x0 T K% J% A$ j2 G
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on0 G9 @$ d- [ |9 W% U
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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