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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home2 U2 k, Y$ _, a% s1 _# v
feeling better every day. R) Y& X4 e) R/ T9 m
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When you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
6 i' _- t2 O6 N# Gyou get a gold watch on your first day.7 a2 d4 K* _6 M: q1 O# x' `
/ ~* n1 Z9 C2 c, M `5 Q5 W, B/ MYou work 40 years or( S; a1 V+ d. N$ K r, f
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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+ A8 G Q8 F7 X% R4 w- rSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
) h1 i9 t7 `& Y+ u' `( Yand party.
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9 G" \1 Z$ ]/ ~As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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& q% q/ c7 f6 B" R' g3 P" h" zIn a few years, you become a baby and& S0 c/ S( M2 S7 I' @3 a# S! i
everyone runs themselves ragged
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" q3 [# G% H- Y3 T# Q, j `You spend
# Z8 X- i4 T; ^$ c* d% P# Oyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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5 L% ]+ H5 t6 JUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.& K9 u" g) u2 k; X* L p6 V- ~
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