MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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1 w) H  P0 T& v( m/ S9 r" a% zI want to live my
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.
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* d3 R, a' }) L; V1 l) d; EWhen you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
$ D9 L% W. w8 myou get a gold watch on your first day.

: D) h% U3 U7 jYou work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work.

So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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; [5 o7 r( r8 }  f1 kAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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) w; i7 H, b9 r( Y% n( QYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
3 g5 F8 T4 \5 Q: ]6 okeeping you happy.

You spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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' ?* Y5 U) l$ S. f4 y% @con ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.

7 R! d! Y; @. J5 j& }  i# lUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!