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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my) W. Q! w3 G V0 z- L5 ?9 W
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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0 l _: }. T" P4 Y, g9 r7 V8 _1 X9 pThen, you wake up in a nursing home
% j. G7 L5 K, G. Q; R/ pfeeling better every day.8 q7 \, n7 \( Q r) p
1 _ z# u, Y* @. u% @1 I( qWhen you are kicked out of the home% W5 Q4 o0 V5 w- Y0 S9 Q
for being too healthy, you spend
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When you start work,: }: l0 T J' j4 {2 _+ J" D" N
you get a gold watch on your first day.4 T1 D Z, Z; E, y; t% e
6 Q0 ?/ a5 C: s- d' r; {You work 40 years or
7 n3 K4 ~/ e5 }4 f3 Dso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
3 R* a0 Q v6 |+ G0 |you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,. J: E; c2 o& c4 a+ ^
and party.+ t X- h* H( X# V3 ?9 v# L% z$ O/ {
& ?8 i* n3 F. d- _9 g0 a: ^/ G8 LAs you get even younger, you become a kid
" K% x( k7 @& ]8 v8 H; R' nagain.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
% s$ i* q% A2 I9 L% veveryone runs themselves ragged
7 g8 |$ S7 M/ r; p( o# ekeeping you happy.1 y$ S! Z% T5 ?4 o+ A
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You spend
2 ?, w: N- w, T% v7 tyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,. A" b) m) } I2 A2 n
spa-like% T) f; e. j/ ]6 X" b* ]
con ditions: central heating, room service on$ z" C* k# `* }+ l4 i/ M. `7 M4 C
tap.
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! {( ] K3 L3 `Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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