MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.

* T0 h$ B1 t4 Z3 T1 D8 hWhen you start work,
8 H; t+ P! P9 tyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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( w" P) Y7 L! ^' }  I0 vYou work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.

As you get even younger, you become a kid
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responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
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You spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!