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MY NEXT LIFE7 |5 n3 |+ s2 Y4 W
/ K9 D* y5 Z! y! \I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the# x7 z" e+ W4 v: C; M
way right off the bat.
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2 I% m1 x6 j+ j g. o$ u# d/ pThen, you wake up in a nursing home
! @, ^; X! A" X. S! l9 Ofeeling better every day.
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! u" S) Q( A! uWhen you are kicked out of the home. d9 l' }3 n) |: Y6 ]% r
for being too healthy, you spend3 M5 c3 a' \* w7 |$ ?3 D# W
several years enjoying your) u8 p" j9 P! ^" V! U
retirement and collecting benefit checks.( b/ x8 S; |. [: q7 T& O
/ t; o6 y$ E- p9 eWhen you start work,4 S( I, M6 {, r8 T7 c! }. j2 d( Z
you get a gold watch on your first day.6 ?, Z {& I: k
3 Y$ o f: Z5 d$ @" K5 F7 pYou work 40 years or6 v0 |; u7 v2 @/ l
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon! V( z3 C- k. q r3 h# D
you're too young to
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. P- _4 _9 J1 b: {' nSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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6 P0 n/ K* ^2 B1 Y3 ^) JAs you get even younger, you become a kid
1 Y) e3 I5 s. G) e% \ uagain.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
* q6 b. o) u2 W' F" A7 b3 ]% Dresponsibilities.
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8 C' \4 V7 s( m; w( Y* bIn a few years, you become a baby and# W" G* m" o3 M, B% D* T. j' q
everyone runs themselves ragged) |" \ n5 W; H5 v, E
keeping you happy.+ j' \% n5 f0 g4 C4 b4 G
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You spend% V/ b( K3 A, g: K3 a, F0 C0 J6 t
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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7 t. i) _4 J7 h6 vcon ditions: central heating, room service on. f3 }- C+ |$ w
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.8 d+ l- ?8 {. d
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I rest
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