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MY NEXT LIFE9 G3 T$ M6 ]! Q; ?
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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9 P0 w: `6 D( I$ F4 ?Then, you wake up in a nursing home' T9 g, C% l% f
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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" w1 n& l U" [( T2 k3 e! m" OWhen you start work,, j2 s' K( \7 ]
you get a gold watch on your first day.2 x# E+ m# j4 o9 L$ W% P2 o0 _
/ L# |" x9 g- n- }6 \" X# H" ~You work 40 years or
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9 F6 Z, d ^# d; u- n5 _ {) \7 Fyou're too young to3 `9 |, M0 I/ M! M% S" W0 Z" C, F
work.
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O# s8 g! A. }0 \, L5 |7 oSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,& i6 s% K8 j; M, }
and party.2 p/ G8 @' g; n0 B0 F) t0 H
# l" ~$ H b( \9 oAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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% {7 ]3 R' M, m4 U3 n1 O! oYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
) p# R8 k2 o% c! T1 P7 X1 Ieveryone runs themselves ragged
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You spend
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.) Z1 ~& j8 j" q' P/ r
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I rest
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