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MY NEXT LIFE
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2 H. W9 T! l( O, R7 x% S) _I want to live my( Z# d" n8 o: Z2 D I$ a
next life backwards!* |- U1 w2 ~% `' A% @7 X
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You start out dead and get that out of the8 E9 |: H4 d9 u! U" e/ ^. Q+ y
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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# k3 ?+ N: G4 _2 O- sWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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When you start work,) f* z: X% K& J. e# ?
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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( g: m9 O" e. R) ~: I. WYou work 40 years or
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you're too young to3 n6 U9 w: G1 p: e
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4 R" m/ A2 r+ f# |3 I* N4 p$ uSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid3 h! H0 H8 T. M, I) S+ Y
again.
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4 v9 a% K* k3 Z' P6 l# Y5 yYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and8 w9 W; P/ \# y
everyone runs themselves ragged* y8 I! |2 y! M6 l0 |* W+ m
keeping you happy.- q& H. p+ B1 P' U6 g$ c9 X9 y# a
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You spend
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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( ~' J9 X: p( X4 T3 o( VUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.9 N' Y! e2 Z6 ~- E0 J" |" o# D0 z
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