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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE; D1 _: O( P1 p4 L) `
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I want to live my: M; @! z) P, ]8 Z
next life backwards!0 p4 `4 H/ h2 `9 k

, t; x* k+ Q% T! UYou start out dead and get that out of the' I* L& `, }5 z& G
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
/ e) ~# G7 s; ]0 O, Kfeeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.$ G7 U8 C+ N6 i8 j) l: s

6 M) I* E+ x9 ^0 K2 A3 zWhen you start work," {: H& C; y0 B" I" E6 g: u
you get a gold watch on your first day.% D9 \, d- H+ F  e% M

. I* w7 M1 V$ Z/ u2 f! `You work 40 years or- q0 N6 v* {. r8 K+ `* D
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon0 R' H6 D' J4 d4 c' c+ n6 o4 O1 h# H8 k
you're too young to3 l) K7 ?% k* B5 z7 K
work.! b% W  e' l, E+ @5 x7 o
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,: m* z# @/ W8 H' \# L6 e/ V# K+ F
and party.! j2 X1 e/ v4 X1 g) X) O9 T
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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/ o$ u4 \1 Q( D% hYou go to elementary school, play, and have no+ M* |/ ]9 F2 L( f
responsibilities.8 L/ v# b" d3 }1 i

) E5 ]* H+ r& `% Y' ?+ T# zIn a few years, you become a baby and# q! D& y' T$ J0 j, `# J
everyone runs themselves ragged# H8 K" H: D/ I  |4 T
keeping you happy.
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You spend
1 e! z) R1 _$ [& m. ayour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
, q; b# Y* x$ ?! w( w: T/ A5 zspa-like
# M4 V: N  r7 q( O4 tcon ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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