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MY NEXT LIFE/ d& Y( \0 p( t( C8 ]
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next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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6 `* s8 A7 ~1 W( Q7 NThen, you wake up in a nursing home, k5 h+ a+ M% V; M! n3 t, L
feeling better every day.: w6 e- a/ I6 z7 d m
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
9 H+ s$ a5 W- N2 bretirement and collecting benefit checks.7 h, m( i5 ~4 ]1 u! o
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When you start work,
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You work 40 years or6 N$ I" F# u- W! w5 {
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon. J" _" D; ` F4 _
you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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! I4 u- G0 {( a z0 u2 tYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and7 q: v: x% r+ V D
everyone runs themselves ragged5 g7 @) D) L% Q4 Y
keeping you happy.2 T9 z7 v% C4 L6 |( K* k
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You spend0 F5 O, t) P) M; L- V1 O* S
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,% G) B9 g: [9 Q/ G/ \3 m
spa-like
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tap.6 @4 W' n9 l3 ?
2 `2 U+ X8 l% {/ p2 P: qUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.0 V2 e! W8 G$ x+ Q+ |% T
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my case. |
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