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MY NEXT LIFE
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9 M8 p9 K, m* s9 i {' eI want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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& H8 m8 R3 F( N4 i1 H$ }- z* uThen, you wake up in a nursing home
. n+ @" [( |, Y4 L# B/ g$ Pfeeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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When you start work,1 W% L- t; u; w5 S
you get a gold watch on your first day.! j. @8 }7 @. ^% G* [5 n
; o, ], O# @ a& {You work 40 years or
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work.
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* x) P5 y; h9 C) pSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no, }1 B9 l# r: I2 ]1 Q
responsibilities.
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9 w4 [0 _2 M- S# X- g# }In a few years, you become a baby and9 a& K+ m! [' o( f
everyone runs themselves ragged
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You spend$ O0 _; ?! F; v6 A4 F1 z2 u
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,1 ? K2 `* K5 l% q" T
spa-like
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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