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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE( l/ K+ m$ c" T

8 T3 J) r) W$ {( R; P0 }I want to live my
4 I. |0 R, r2 ]9 G2 Cnext life backwards!
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' o  Z" N. S- f- YYou start out dead and get that out of the8 @$ z; I4 m* }, M$ q8 m4 Z  K# O
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home6 ]  W  G: Z+ N: {( f. `) w
feeling better every day.6 c3 s! T7 p: X- l1 |/ G; z

/ |4 `5 U6 L2 mWhen you are kicked out of the home1 O2 ~9 t: x& O' v% V" d
for being too healthy, you spend
5 M; A' d5 Z+ j) M4 w% R+ a# P  Dseveral years enjoying your
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When you start work,
: U$ H& q* J) `. a  V& A4 pyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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: C+ R, p1 L4 G2 V* F; W( \/ bYou work 40 years or
4 T4 H. R# y0 N& c. {* m1 bso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
: W* I5 n/ d1 {* D9 ]6 X4 ]# M" dyou're too young to
6 y, C3 @5 e$ y- {! f- Iwork.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid" ]+ M1 z. l5 ~2 H& h) W
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: e  _9 G( n) w8 V+ m, Z; \  EYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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8 U1 S  o8 r" g# v$ @$ TIn a few years, you become a baby and+ l  C5 @: I: A! t) F- l' q* k
everyone runs themselves ragged5 J- P. e7 k! C$ [7 N2 y
keeping you happy.! O* T4 }! ~7 r+ E) {- u, _

0 D! A' A4 p) H( iYou spend
$ F: s& E) m6 j$ C! K2 c& ~your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,/ ~% i5 b$ `  j+ }1 T* r" `9 L
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.9 v: w: ]6 U# X" m( ~5 b" h
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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