MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home
" Y1 O( ~2 }+ o3 P) x  N) ^feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
; c, G. R% ~! Gfor being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
' b9 U! ^6 b0 B, uretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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8 x/ V0 x8 s' r' P2 ~# j. d3 aWhen you start work,
" y% G0 h0 P3 B/ m: P* i+ p: Zyou get a gold watch on your first day.

6 t* [6 l1 O( W" }5 T; fYou work 40 years or
" A- q; C" v0 K+ p1 g, v9 x- O, wso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
* n1 O+ M" X( [( y* Hyou're too young to
/ S& ~2 X6 t9 ?1 g& k! F+ pwork.

6 |+ d& d5 W, m8 y2 L5 LSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
; m2 z% n8 y" E  w1 ]4 ^and party.
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0 Y" d& Y, L' O3 {& H$ EAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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" r6 ^8 h( f8 @3 y+ a# o& VYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
% h" r8 T% R2 o  j1 H8 D5 Ekeeping you happy.

( [. [2 `% m9 iYou spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
6 u$ q. [! l. v) ]spa-like
3 [$ u" B' \1 q5 Rcon ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.

5 o3 W/ A. t6 E9 w; QUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!