MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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( g* p: o) t3 G- G  TI want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home
. _& v9 t) c8 d* }( _feeling better every day.

: ], g5 }- q+ ], y! w: [7 nWhen you are kicked out of the home
' ]3 ]' W& {/ Afor being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work,
, a6 W7 t! v: L, x: s0 s/ oyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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& |$ T* D# p# _2 p# c& LYou work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
7 T0 T- R+ n) f" n6 b- D" vyou're too young to
- [$ ~6 l- N8 R/ J. f* J9 i$ Y' nwork.
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. C7 ^; b! n2 n9 n* ?$ KSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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/ [( x2 `; M! R3 a# H2 e4 g' QAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.
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3 S  K4 l! q6 a! y5 ZIn a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
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You spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.
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( b: f  K1 C8 X2 o& @) \( zUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!