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MY NEXT LIFE. _/ u* P4 n$ m; L( ]2 `. M" x
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I want to live my5 V3 ^4 I9 f' u' ?
next life backwards!3 J' k/ x6 b+ x, G. j9 @" A
2 i2 Q# |/ M8 ]$ IYou start out dead and get that out of the0 [# z; i, b3 ~+ e% J4 K
way right off the bat.% W3 ~+ M$ ]3 F: J. U
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home3 I+ A: i$ k# y0 U. l: P1 |0 w
feeling better every day.7 F% U' \( Z- N+ C4 M7 U: |, C8 l
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When you are kicked out of the home
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When you start work,# x t2 b1 s/ B6 s
you get a gold watch on your first day.. p8 E! `* K( A0 a+ E6 \; M
& m' {) }) }% B, x/ y" J" \; FYou work 40 years or
: _+ D& p( p8 i! F& n P& Y5 hso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
/ Y' ^: P: G' z/ t& @% w/ @. Xyou're too young to
: L+ d* C- ?: b+ O# }work.. Z2 I6 z$ q; V6 S3 H
, f5 U1 J7 m0 r9 o3 P! \So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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. N& Y/ C7 G( o7 f% }+ B- iAs you get even younger, you become a kid2 `2 p7 ]% _1 S
again.
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# ?0 K7 p V4 m9 p6 w, k# F" VYou go to elementary school, play, and have no0 s: X4 n. z7 |3 e; z
responsibilities.. E1 f: ]: d4 W5 Y$ e; l( F9 H
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In a few years, you become a baby and
+ } k6 N( c1 z0 T- K' veveryone runs themselves ragged3 i4 R. E* Y6 L# x7 W' p& Q
keeping you happy./ y1 o/ z4 O( Q" ^9 P0 ?
# A! M, V8 h5 L# r6 V! DYou spend$ {( C) N, {- ^% Q! F- H
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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