MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE

+ a3 W, E" Z4 ~% @7 r7 q3 aI want to live my
. @& Y3 u9 d6 t/ V. Ynext life backwards!

; M- z  C- y  ]. dYou start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.
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$ E) B9 e; z) }1 \: x9 l: yWhen you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
2 n- w- D5 z& ?4 m* }work.

% X8 Z/ W$ }( q- zSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
. K/ A# e& e1 u3 Jand party.

As you get even younger, you become a kid
. [$ \9 o( ?* f) u4 j/ x8 vagain.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.

2 R" J6 [' b( N2 A' y" z+ VIn a few years, you become a baby and
2 k$ C; ?" H- K3 l  neveryone runs themselves ragged
  @! y8 [2 @. K2 x( l1 y& Ckeeping you happy.

You spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
  Z/ U5 s$ j# j7 w3 H3 @# E0 Ycon ditions: central heating, room service on
- A- K& ?' i" N1 \% v7 k# i. \tap.

2 |. o0 K1 h) R4 J) b0 B! }Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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) ^( s+ v% W) U4 m/ V6 B& G( dI rest
* g( F2 x; Q5 h" I& Umy case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!