MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my
next life backwards!
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7 E! G5 G$ ?$ j; Z$ yYou start out dead and get that out of the
5 e: K) Y3 q; p3 P1 H! J6 C( Hway right off the bat.
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/ G) p: w3 G; A6 h" K/ ~Then, you wake up in a nursing home
! B; \6 F  F% w$ Q( Jfeeling better every day.

, h( J1 h9 L8 U3 o1 o8 |When you are kicked out of the home
: @/ J: o- T" j0 J6 v# S. \for being too healthy, you spend
. {: t# e( J( U; P7 Nseveral years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.

* w+ m; U3 `! e2 r& W+ TYou work 40 years or
$ W: u$ ~6 ~( t7 Kso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
  }* s4 a, U; }you're too young to
- g) `4 z! ?6 O2 ework.

So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
9 _- ~' ]$ r) |5 d; q+ @9 land party.

8 S  H. B0 {, V2 LAs you get even younger, you become a kid
1 S) E: \" Z5 C0 \$ ~again.

5 B( p. z# s2 w- y  v) f0 kYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
9 c. n& O  B; {+ M# g7 g$ E. n9 yresponsibilities.
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$ V, k. L* o. ^) X" rIn a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
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You spend
3 W; _6 S7 F) Syour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
; d! T' _/ m" c6 }% |8 p2 qspa-like
6 @7 D6 x, ], l& ^5 A; ^3 Qcon ditions: central heating, room service on
2 P8 [, V  Q1 G1 x/ b3 otap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

8 T/ b8 x( y$ r. Z. [( o1 `I rest
2 \) N. ]) S* A: R" {5 `my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!