MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE

& n2 Q$ X% i4 C; {3 ^8 hI want to live my
next life backwards!
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. W$ P* U* g# n3 U( v- YYou start out dead and get that out of the
# b- a- N' P1 Z. k% A- Wway right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home
5 @% |8 s: v3 J0 R% Ofeeling better every day.

6 i  k! [1 J! q$ tWhen you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
9 c. r" r- B( Eseveral years enjoying your
- {5 N8 {3 k) a% h, O  qretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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# n, W, ^' j5 t1 p# Q! o- CWhen you start work,
# M( P: G) W/ \$ p  C3 k$ q& Iyou get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or
/ q1 j  J+ @3 H$ [4 x6 j: R9 Yso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
  z% g5 _8 D; C, wyou're too young to
work.
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( M; n5 |7 ^* c8 iSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.

1 L; {1 l2 b  K& S1 n! K" ~As you get even younger, you become a kid
6 ~9 F+ q# ~" w$ s% N7 uagain.
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& B! T! f, t. PYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
. S# ^/ N/ o7 V+ {responsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and
2 V$ r( D( y+ {' y" V; Neveryone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
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' k3 C$ U7 V. W7 r; z  cYou spend
: c2 q/ b  T8 x) Qyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
2 x- ~/ z+ W( I4 k/ F8 scon ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.

Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

) r2 d6 s' c9 I* u" Y  iI rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!