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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my1 ^1 O" Q8 c8 S" C7 K6 K F. d5 {+ c8 {
next life backwards!
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5 Q9 ?# m3 k/ k* P9 [7 i' EYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home9 h9 b3 p Z R u- H4 l
feeling better every day.) }. K) P( ^; x
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your0 O4 f* f9 M8 N, S4 X" `
retirement and collecting benefit checks.3 y+ d( n S! p
7 D0 H5 T; G' u! X4 e- g: y) C; [When you start work,0 A: f( N* g: `, P7 `! _
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or7 n+ d# G! E0 P6 M6 \0 R% A* @& W9 x
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon8 _5 G+ O) _! \7 s/ h6 U, w9 p- K2 h
you're too young to
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6 E2 T6 }5 C1 n5 T$ {6 ^# cSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,& ~" j3 C( O+ M- W1 j' Q
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As you get even younger, you become a kid+ e; _) {+ s' H$ H' O9 }, l
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no& G$ e5 C6 p. @( P1 a
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
' m& f6 N' k# zeveryone runs themselves ragged
$ K1 v* z1 [; t: U: Z& w; h- zkeeping you happy.4 W" [+ g, T' p5 t
: j3 `8 p: Y t3 f/ L xYou spend, E% J, R9 I: t" A
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,' q$ P# u [( Y9 `
spa-like5 D+ d+ t1 d0 A7 {7 r
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest( c- a; k- P; V& P
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