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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my, u  F9 u* c4 H' s/ j6 L
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
+ m1 [9 I  f! D# eway right off the bat.
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* ?4 b. ?- H/ DThen, you wake up in a nursing home3 H; a9 g" x9 H6 k. C- y8 _3 M7 `
feeling better every day.
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+ k+ `* p$ l5 _% `1 D3 lWhen you are kicked out of the home9 ]* J0 W) L9 r9 F
for being too healthy, you spend
6 a& \' Y% W% T7 [2 Y/ xseveral years enjoying your
% Y" N9 @% i$ ^retirement and collecting benefit checks.- v7 Z2 O$ W$ D

5 j9 i" D9 T1 i# |8 n$ j9 yWhen you start work,
. p' F  `  J+ ]# \) `. Dyou get a gold watch on your first day.: V: Z5 u) I2 V

; g. ]7 O3 j1 B! |* RYou work 40 years or
6 E3 c: Z6 v- \5 e! xso, getting younger every day until pretty soon3 S. @0 m" P, R4 u, q1 y# O! M
you're too young to; Q& V# G' o2 B. }. B; ?" {* P6 ?
work./ s4 P# o) A& `( [7 h2 d

* V. F0 T/ ^+ h! O8 \5 M% b/ D& HSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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! P3 }$ U. x9 AAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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0 ?. m1 I9 w# I3 \+ e. dYou go to elementary school, play, and have no  }0 b9 C/ ^+ D& V6 e
responsibilities.
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1 j" _) ]& N7 g3 S$ \, L+ xIn a few years, you become a baby and  ^# T! F. R: W! [6 k- r
everyone runs themselves ragged
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+ a. l9 n" l2 |$ ]* _You spend
" f9 r. ]( e% uyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,( u- g" {& i6 b# a; J
spa-like
. B1 m- U6 B" G/ v2 ycon ditions: central heating, room service on
" U2 S6 I( k# G) e' l4 dtap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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