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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE) A& o) k' v. T( ^1 U1 d  D
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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  h( I/ \( Q- h8 ?When you start work,0 \% s! }9 |3 C0 k5 ]2 C4 S+ T5 U. H
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or. f. L0 G7 R: t' \. g
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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# \$ G" J& A8 SSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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& q9 g$ m9 a9 i- t) D' ^As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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8 i) X" o, S3 H& h7 E, o, vIn a few years, you become a baby and! Z) |1 C$ n8 I' T5 c: B
everyone runs themselves ragged
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You spend
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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4 d) T* K- x) TUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.* i  U+ S6 [1 ?) \
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I rest
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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