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MY NEXT LIFE2 A( E$ N: o3 E$ v$ p
5 M7 F- i% g! b) r' r' r: j0 WI want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the b1 `8 U. a6 a
way right off the bat.: j4 p, m9 ?# W: C( G1 ^, M+ A# h- D
1 \$ J" I5 M. qThen, you wake up in a nursing home
, {) H5 D! B1 x( P0 Mfeeling better every day./ Q' \7 p: l0 Y& R) y
" m- ^, v! N9 GWhen you are kicked out of the home! v. k/ E3 i/ D" W3 ?
for being too healthy, you spend6 Y! {, A/ }! B8 a
several years enjoying your$ S; u0 E8 a' x# G+ Z6 H6 U
retirement and collecting benefit checks.7 x& H ^/ B- Z" ^& ~$ \0 K: I4 n
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When you start work,
) |: n- M$ }# N3 _) nyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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! G+ N* u6 ~$ i4 X! p! z8 v5 oYou work 40 years or
o. R# N5 {2 xso, getting younger every day until pretty soon* |* w6 ^4 T0 y% y6 N) @* _' y
you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,% R4 x8 Y b6 H
and party.
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$ x5 k, H/ \( C" {; o7 N wAs you get even younger, you become a kid* Y; E6 k. P" o4 j8 @/ t4 [7 E8 t
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no! y, @* q. P8 K* d
responsibilities.) p$ K4 u0 q" j- M# p
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In a few years, you become a baby and
! [7 a- I! q T) severyone runs themselves ragged
( F' J2 I i( H: rkeeping you happy.
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( J: D& Y O+ U- D& f; `% pYou spend
" `. m* k6 `$ O. |8 J* W _your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on* i# u/ v% V) R0 |9 y/ |
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.+ @9 C0 G M* m% E4 N" Z# C X, I: T
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I rest
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