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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my; b$ I7 K& D$ c! N
next life backwards!$ ~! e6 r5 {+ e0 H: C
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home; Q; D' t( E3 x6 y9 `" E
feeling better every day.' V  T% p3 _1 [7 w' R% o

+ M' [0 w- X) p8 _3 y: ?6 b- Q4 cWhen you are kicked out of the home6 Y# O' g% o& u4 k( G; L7 I
for being too healthy, you spend9 u3 W. s8 j7 t, d
several years enjoying your9 B$ q# K" F% X; Q
retirement and collecting benefit checks.- N2 r' t$ T9 H
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When you start work,5 a1 L- b7 K% s0 ?
you get a gold watch on your first day.! L, Q3 ^9 n6 B8 T5 G, x: u

. H7 \. d3 Q/ {* y" B# P3 U% e- `You work 40 years or- M$ \6 Y* x, r5 _
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work.0 m* x' ]; X1 U1 Y. F6 e+ k6 @* h
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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/ @. _; J. f$ X% @1 W% z, wAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no( d$ j. ^8 F* G# f8 K3 t% T: }
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.
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You spend& S$ j3 I' F( S0 {; O# A# z/ c
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,. M0 q2 F5 a- v6 ]; p8 d
spa-like0 s! `: |" X/ n7 z$ T7 b
con ditions: central heating, room service on" _! c, B/ p; m
tap.
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6 ?8 Q+ _1 V2 Z- [Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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