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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my; b# |5 @7 S5 D1 x* i) \ }. D; V" B
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the* U& D8 t9 Y+ @2 j
way right off the bat.3 ], i2 J+ ^: F' f
' \. f' e( _9 M7 \& u! aThen, you wake up in a nursing home/ r1 R k' ^! \$ h8 ^6 E' Z
feeling better every day.0 L' Q4 F8 N3 g
3 ?% [6 U1 H! Z/ ]% b7 LWhen you are kicked out of the home: s- @& P4 ^* ^& F) l0 m" B
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
d7 s E7 C" Z" b9 r; R: V( nyou get a gold watch on your first day.7 }: F) \4 M) V5 ^5 q$ Z
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to. U$ ]1 ^) ^1 z E: ~- W0 b$ n
work.: T$ W$ t6 B0 X0 }% |1 Q* `9 y
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,5 [% @! `" {0 Q+ w
and party.
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8 D$ M2 B; I+ V4 `As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no+ a B: j; Y3 W* I1 h; T4 _
responsibilities.+ x1 q8 m2 P5 w8 b" o1 R2 I- `
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In a few years, you become a baby and
% l" n# J' G+ a7 f! beveryone runs themselves ragged; r O3 x3 w! J* ]: p6 P# d' Y
keeping you happy.
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: i& m1 Y9 ~& f/ z( KYou spend
9 e3 |' j+ v1 cyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,# G6 _) L) _! \1 O b$ {
spa-like, k5 ~ ^8 h; K
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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