MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
next life backwards!

You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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When you start work,
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you're too young to
work.
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- P2 F0 R8 q. E, MSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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  r6 c$ M5 _* i/ [7 f0 kAs you get even younger, you become a kid
again.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.

You spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

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billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!