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MY NEXT LIFE7 A: p: I6 r8 [
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next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the& l7 B) e" J9 |( p+ b; B
way right off the bat.
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4 h, A) v h7 u5 v- R3 LThen, you wake up in a nursing home
" s+ e4 p6 U0 t: u) R efeeling better every day.
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8 O5 D m n# f, G5 Y/ J# @" HWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your6 I8 ^" [$ u2 ^# r. O( G
retirement and collecting benefit checks.3 s$ t2 i9 Q. S9 ^: H) f
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When you start work,
) s+ P) }0 ~$ _% y k! i- Uyou get a gold watch on your first day.9 Y) ]+ x. F! n' @% w" _
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You work 40 years or! k4 d: H: Q8 q5 X. e
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work.' O+ C/ ~: t$ Y0 J
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,+ c" n! y, H7 b3 \+ |7 V8 s/ [$ }
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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- \% n* h3 }0 |8 j: [In a few years, you become a baby and
4 u! @4 o+ C! `$ T0 reveryone runs themselves ragged3 \1 T4 E5 k. b' d- l9 t) x
keeping you happy.
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( l* ~' _; Y% o7 g% G1 ~% q3 q1 LYou spend% i4 D( t6 p: r2 S# L6 }* Q
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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' J% b6 j& \& kcon ditions: central heating, room service on" q) e. e) k3 J( B
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2 R9 g1 T! o' {1 o9 g4 o3 yUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.% P2 g* _1 l4 D X. L
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my case. |
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