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MY NEXT LIFE
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! c* v' G- m" v* YI want to live my
0 f8 J7 w3 J; H, [) L, jnext life backwards!* b# P. G& ~! j
! _* m5 T7 g4 q; Q6 w0 E% MYou start out dead and get that out of the! ^% m$ E8 [3 c9 {$ t
way right off the bat.
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3 F( z& G, |! y+ [# qThen, you wake up in a nursing home
/ r# V$ R8 L+ R/ D. @8 p' T! U2 Wfeeling better every day. G$ L* [1 L4 H$ N
# n3 q( F$ W* _5 {5 H" w6 k! K% m. cWhen you are kicked out of the home9 j2 X8 B _6 {/ E3 i' f% @2 C7 c
for being too healthy, you spend
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3 u, G; }. Z Fretirement and collecting benefit checks.3 q, s6 `& X; G6 R* |
# F5 j' F8 x/ K5 z a3 Y" lWhen you start work,! W, q- S0 J2 I* f' U# G% u
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
3 {7 K" M. F& G) q3 mso, getting younger every day until pretty soon+ d" \4 ]0 r. g0 b6 b _% R
you're too young to" N- [- Q; }6 Z* B, L( u
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& i1 _$ b( u5 L, q6 `So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,, e* T" | B; U* `5 m$ k
and party.
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! w! n) @+ U. [3 I8 jAs you get even younger, you become a kid2 r: G5 S' \ q* M4 ?# |9 Y% {" I/ D
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no# ^ T( T3 I$ z4 P" }, X/ \
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) i8 v, n3 D5 X) ]- sIn a few years, you become a baby and
" B& e% Z. y: q9 Weveryone runs themselves ragged. X5 u; s; {6 D# n% P* H
keeping you happy.# L( |% \7 h0 D& d
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You spend. A9 K9 U, H' v; E& o
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,8 D9 ~ W0 b0 u( G; q
spa-like
/ n" M" X$ {! }# Ucon ditions: central heating, room service on7 n# K; I( k2 k
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+ T# ?/ ]% n, y# ~Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.* K& z% r8 c( n
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I rest
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