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MY NEXT LIFE7 Y4 R2 X; {/ ~+ h( L9 v; B
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I want to live my# L8 _: a; c& H/ }* B
next life backwards!
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+ c d0 L2 h. yYou start out dead and get that out of the
3 b. k: h2 J# |+ f4 R8 t8 mway right off the bat." E, B$ P& x" ^* ]1 D( e) P& q
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home; W0 z' i' v0 |) W6 } T
feeling better every day.- y$ `8 `8 I4 K" F
; `3 M- G4 {) a" Q% B3 }! R. VWhen you are kicked out of the home' j/ I5 C$ e. f+ k( l6 E) g
for being too healthy, you spend4 f* A+ A5 p1 e- H4 J
several years enjoying your! _/ t" @* b. U+ Y/ U6 a- t3 t
retirement and collecting benefit checks.8 A; N6 G2 m" q3 }8 \( c
3 k5 @( K# r0 O$ qWhen you start work,
6 i6 h) C$ ?$ W5 N: }3 lyou get a gold watch on your first day.1 t4 J0 S! {4 ~& n" H$ Q: f
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You work 40 years or8 r6 c! a4 t+ P& k% q
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
, N, S4 ?! s y# m" R: G8 Vyou're too young to
: U+ ~* }' I7 s' V8 I5 Jwork.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,6 q# G- w% ?0 |' a2 u
and party.2 U/ ?, V. z% \5 M7 A
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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" Q) i# @6 [ t3 [5 u0 zYou go to elementary school, play, and have no9 M7 r. }; r/ M d
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and* b, S0 y% D0 ^4 w* e# w
everyone runs themselves ragged
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: ^. T8 B' U( F6 G0 Y0 O/ WYou spend
) m7 ] f9 Y1 s. f: Gyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,: L4 p; b/ G- D+ P( z# m
spa-like* ]- r( U( o% @5 w* v! X
con ditions: central heating, room service on$ c1 j# g+ b8 ^0 E' M
tap.( o1 {5 T$ y* J5 x+ W" P
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.! K, A" V& E& j& ~' R
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