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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE) c/ w' H! ~  @3 v! {

1 S" p- |8 h' x8 [+ O7 ^% d: eI want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home, }- x# j+ B: j7 {% z
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.) K. D$ y2 {6 S: A

2 D3 R3 h. n, V7 oWhen you start work,
$ g; p! W& }7 k  Zyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,2 f: h) P  C9 r# Y$ [
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid7 e% K; i) X8 p+ d7 C6 e8 _$ I- N7 t
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no8 d3 N  i+ }; a
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and7 W* G  H1 e0 P- c0 Z8 \4 _) H6 F
everyone runs themselves ragged
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You spend3 X* G4 Y1 D% {; _  a9 z: }
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,* h2 R% j, y6 f4 L. N& G) Z
spa-like- `3 x; J5 ^& S* y4 \# R6 ^, K9 K2 |
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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* Q5 y4 D* f2 b$ d. ]( A; y6 B: Y6 w! zUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.1 ~1 B; D  c6 M, c% P+ r0 |9 N
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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