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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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next life backwards!" V, _4 C9 v" f6 v0 ~6 C
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home$ w7 q4 z2 @/ n6 R( P) P/ ?
feeling better every day.
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! W4 }& D6 C: d; N9 z' IWhen you are kicked out of the home9 \& A$ ]- T, ~' }2 s/ [; `$ k
for being too healthy, you spend
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When you start work,
( G3 G1 c6 x6 b; Yyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or8 Z" V0 q) k& n, F- E. A' _# v
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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( y% A1 b) V0 ?4 i! K. C* YSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,2 X' m1 ]& H& v" [
and party.
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: n% C# v% F; N+ PAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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0 E7 W& H3 L0 y$ @( O4 u, GYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and- |- R; q: ?  c# j9 x
everyone runs themselves ragged
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You spend
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con ditions: central heating, room service on( |4 U/ W' J1 b6 _8 ^3 `: B4 Z
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.$ p: F$ O9 G; X* m, H4 [
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I rest
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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