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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE
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/ \/ n+ \9 g  n1 U+ CI want to live my' u& j( F# c2 x6 J
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the/ X1 l; x! n- v7 t
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
% n9 {7 X+ ], j% u+ wfeeling better every day.. Z# }1 }. r9 O7 G/ N- j

; S7 P+ E0 z- d, o# hWhen you are kicked out of the home
5 Y# i3 o5 d$ K  }. f$ {8 L' V8 Gfor being too healthy, you spend
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0 U" ^8 \& Y( V! ?retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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: L+ Z! s6 u- J$ i8 B' SWhen you start work,/ f+ `# Y- Q' B$ D$ e+ G+ ~
you get a gold watch on your first day.' y5 e0 A: E! Z. X9 q' N! Z7 ?8 l
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,, n7 Z$ P& \5 z( e
and party.7 R9 e  O; A* {: H. j# f6 X
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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% b8 `: Y: a" H8 @- m, ]0 n" s  RIn a few years, you become a baby and! Z+ h8 r! \) M, R+ Q# ~* z
everyone runs themselves ragged
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, t$ X- V- [6 P( @8 TYou spend
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spa-like6 j9 X- I- y& P& C5 c: t# B
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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6 u. J8 D. u, bUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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