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MY NEXT LIFE* ~6 x& {9 ^/ d6 o
& C0 c; x9 I& b' A' ~3 M3 G/ CI want to live my1 g, P9 X7 O' s7 J4 A1 E$ J
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the& X7 G3 J. z0 X# }/ s# t, S
way right off the bat.: t" H" V- W! a- G# y" v: P! t
x; A$ m, }$ g2 PThen, you wake up in a nursing home' h4 \; h" H3 R F- ?9 P, p
feeling better every day.% U; K& Q0 K) l2 Y* B
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When you are kicked out of the home- w2 L6 }3 ?; t p: T
for being too healthy, you spend
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When you start work,( K R" q& E, m3 Z
you get a gold watch on your first day.4 X: D( C; C8 o3 N7 n7 a
9 I: ?) H- q7 q1 CYou work 40 years or* c( t% B2 K6 U, c6 |, r j3 Q7 u$ {$ x
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon4 c8 U M# x9 I7 l! P
you're too young to w! u5 {3 x/ @6 |6 F3 j: K) M9 G
work.
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" \0 F$ _% n4 a+ y0 p& bSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,! d) R# h) X! E" j5 Y/ Y [
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy./ R1 _/ ?1 n; y8 [; x
0 D: k2 t" {) v' h! i5 GYou spend
* u! O1 _! b' Z- u/ L9 l3 u, B3 X5 zyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,) x& e5 R; ^* |* e: }) {
spa-like6 y/ X6 u; p7 L' y ~
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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7 L1 f3 l( Z% A1 }4 D3 X. _Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.; p' t2 J A! s0 \
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I rest
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