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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my8 h# k6 l, K3 ^$ J
next life backwards!
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* |2 D. c" o; d4 e7 rYou start out dead and get that out of the
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) u0 H8 e& G3 UThen, you wake up in a nursing home: T4 G5 s5 R; I o
feeling better every day.) {& a0 T; c* I; F
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When you are kicked out of the home6 x- B/ l: b& B! O! h
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
6 r6 l$ g& Z. f j. Myou get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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( M# C3 X/ o+ I3 y8 I! \So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,3 s4 q V! ^6 |+ o3 C
and party.
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, t! d, B. i4 h3 F6 P# @1 `0 XAs you get even younger, you become a kid: B9 g. C3 f! U# M) Q4 Y1 m
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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) a9 p7 W- G% L% i# h* _In a few years, you become a baby and" [" H8 j: P6 n8 \8 Y) @
everyone runs themselves ragged
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% \% |& R; C) S$ ]3 U$ m3 V" QYou spend
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spa-like+ F; G' V; _/ C" Z r9 h' e9 f f
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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4 ~1 O1 o7 a/ j$ S8 TUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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