MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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5 ^6 S+ x9 g* wI want to live my
' x9 ^* r* q& r0 z2 y- e* Jnext life backwards!

You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home
! Q5 a& l4 {0 @' Ofeeling better every day.
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& r* {% e& z" F2 HWhen you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
; {- A0 U  n' m' [0 k! V" J1 ]retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
: g( _+ y5 c- r7 vand party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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3 Z& r* W+ u3 H0 \2 E0 fYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
6 W3 h& o, B" v) X# qresponsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
4 ], s4 m$ Z' Neveryone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
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9 l9 P4 Q. d$ h9 ^) YYou spend
# l# F7 N3 |7 x7 s" O' pyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
/ n  A% z7 S6 E$ rspa-like
. K6 l* |: M; f3 s/ [( V) Jcon ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.

Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest
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billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!