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MY NEXT LIFE2 C' \8 n" b' t
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I want to live my1 g) ]9 [& L* u a
next life backwards!# S N" o$ Y4 z
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home$ f& A0 h4 y* x: B# P
feeling better every day. J& k( ~2 ^$ E% K) k1 z
) k; l* C4 E) r0 _* bWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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/ G v/ }! v5 f3 J- w, X F- [ s. mWhen you start work,
9 @. Z3 E, @' oyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
# W9 ?. |4 f: g3 L2 w/ Fso, getting younger every day until pretty soon( R$ \' L7 ^6 n' Y B7 H5 R/ O. j
you're too young to
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# T( f+ @5 V/ N7 p2 Q$ ISo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid+ v+ H7 K% Y6 P; x
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and E' ]9 l0 P* h% K
everyone runs themselves ragged
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You spend" ]) c+ S% Z4 Y) i% t0 t3 k
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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+ g# H1 B% O/ t# c/ z9 h) T, u% gUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.8 s7 Y4 b6 E+ ?, g, T
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