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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my5 ~, P/ P4 S4 M8 A% t6 p
next life backwards!4 i" [7 m- k, z5 C& d% M# j( U

; {6 O7 e% B; v* X1 }1 h9 T! Q. N7 D$ NYou start out dead and get that out of the7 p# A: |5 f9 V: m
way right off the bat.' q# b8 A( M. _* o0 _, W# e

/ v. C) u# ~5 K+ ]4 W: IThen, you wake up in a nursing home! v  Z6 Y: y7 K  z8 o& b
feeling better every day.! R, \. D1 W# r+ n+ T( {

* `# G3 Y- z  d* |( S( O2 r7 @2 QWhen you are kicked out of the home  v! `6 x, k. p0 f5 q! i
for being too healthy, you spend/ v; [1 v3 e# R) i" e+ p1 X
several years enjoying your
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When you start work,- @0 |8 o9 q- `
you get a gold watch on your first day.' n& e$ j2 ?" G
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You work 40 years or
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( [) ^8 ~4 Y& Q  [So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid2 V4 x% Z) z. F; v
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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) E: i6 F0 o3 O3 C$ aIn a few years, you become a baby and
  o9 X0 @# K/ w- k: `# a+ xeveryone runs themselves ragged6 y) b- {8 m+ r. f5 F: p/ Z
keeping you happy.* d1 T4 D2 R) L0 l8 q9 g

# _# D+ o' ~- r1 r" mYou spend: m0 p/ H- ^: R1 o$ b
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.! A* C/ a* x6 F; y5 D- a: ~8 Z

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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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