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MY NEXT LIFE
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next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home4 c. i' @& y3 ]
feeling better every day.8 U1 s% z5 G) w- h- D9 I7 L' M/ O" {4 T" ?
: W9 ?3 e* C6 V- ~9 Y7 ZWhen you are kicked out of the home5 P# g1 J$ W- z) @" ]8 b
for being too healthy, you spend
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When you start work,2 A% ]# f& Y8 |, A- b( _$ c) F
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or1 O# Q: Z- T' u! d4 d# |
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon) M4 Z5 \6 s S! d
you're too young to) P' u1 y; L K; y
work.
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5 O* Z+ S/ U K) K. O& lSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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/ z( _! b* @# U% B1 G5 }( aAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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9 Z/ g0 r T1 X' p* a6 e+ m7 e# `You go to elementary school, play, and have no( g' o# T0 J+ v0 O5 S7 M
responsibilities.4 |1 c' o7 n: \1 B, k5 O
# f$ Z3 d7 q& n0 c* {$ bIn a few years, you become a baby and4 x) U. o8 T$ [- G4 j2 H& _
everyone runs themselves ragged
9 M7 y4 j+ X9 @# K7 |! skeeping you happy.
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You spend7 u, ]3 T4 Q4 s5 [) \
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.+ ]8 `# V, y8 i' G. B2 r
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I rest
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