MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my
next life backwards!

You start out dead and get that out of the
  [3 u# m7 J# u$ M' rway right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
; N0 t  N8 O) I; ^* ~4 ]feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.

* g1 M, Z2 G6 N% CWhen you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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5 q, {9 @: r- B' M3 E% sYou work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
, J. `* M. P0 I! U. Uyou're too young to
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.

As you get even younger, you become a kid
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( U: S$ E( ]. _: `You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.
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& ?+ u  X5 e, [; q* H6 {0 e( SIn a few years, you become a baby and
% I: h4 N- R; t% ~everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.

( w/ z7 r3 [7 q' jYou spend
+ l; ]$ u' E( |your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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& _0 E1 O& ~) R% hUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

( n. j1 L. e$ aI rest
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billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!