MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE

9 p/ {# N# H+ q5 c9 S( K/ ~I want to live my
next life backwards!

You start out dead and get that out of the
9 \5 _/ e" s* c& `* U- R; }way right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
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" m( Z% e& n- _7 Dseveral years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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2 o6 p7 ~. `1 F* ?+ K' l. o6 bWhen you start work,
& t2 L: H0 j  K9 d/ K% |" pyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
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5 _9 m4 B4 o4 ]. v( vSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.

4 ^5 `, d5 u6 j1 XAs you get even younger, you become a kid
5 M5 g2 t% s/ V& v) b/ f) |again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
0 ], I. ]  g" y- s6 J; Iresponsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
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' z0 f+ l4 h) @7 v& W( S4 f6 qYou spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

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my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!