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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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) A# x! m3 T5 pYou start out dead and get that out of the
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# E* j7 {( f5 {; [0 h; M) AThen, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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When you start work,
* J# J- Y4 `- E, r* W- f* X0 \& Qyou get a gold watch on your first day.4 g2 D/ P; ]0 E: F( K
8 {( O2 g" r7 w4 s n+ O3 o: rYou work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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3 S8 n+ c% @ s8 pSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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6 O+ F" l# A7 M- k6 U7 lYou go to elementary school, play, and have no* v" q5 d- p) T1 j. D4 G! J
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! j" _" b6 g* H7 |In a few years, you become a baby and
/ _8 O O; z; K+ e$ N( r9 zeveryone runs themselves ragged( L* C, j/ Q) _& i
keeping you happy.: `" g0 \1 B+ a
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You spend4 E7 R. v8 a c8 B
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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