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MY NEXT LIFE9 ?$ `) W% |% ^# ? I$ h. J9 v1 L
9 w- Q$ o2 h' N$ D* l8 HI want to live my& H6 X: T; l/ Z; z. e' t
next life backwards!1 |7 e6 S! R$ Q$ r! n
3 L9 g' g4 G" O" A! s* O7 H$ yYou start out dead and get that out of the6 g3 Q+ n: R, y1 _5 w
way right off the bat.
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1 v/ }1 O0 N$ M0 K) f6 mThen, you wake up in a nursing home
! _- ~4 j9 m% Xfeeling better every day.8 J5 U# p9 T6 X2 W0 ]' n( O
8 Q+ Y& C6 v" c2 d+ H- |When you are kicked out of the home1 t& x. m& z% w$ h3 F/ J2 b A s3 ~
for being too healthy, you spend
. `/ @6 p: ^% W0 r+ A5 D* pseveral years enjoying your
1 \+ Y1 { Z$ \# }3 aretirement and collecting benefit checks.% L9 @3 J6 Q3 P5 {: x9 u
( ^4 ~' K; l" O2 w* e9 bWhen you start work,
' F5 o4 t: Q- B0 o9 S- fyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
5 X( ]3 C0 y; m. e! j4 v- X2 hso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
+ c& n" _2 R7 H' ^( r, wyou're too young to
9 a# @2 s# n/ v) Iwork.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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5 [3 w7 M8 q/ S; sAs you get even younger, you become a kid
" o2 ~+ F |5 A( Y" w; T& j0 ragain.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
( _, y; G! K! {1 Y5 t5 f4 m% yresponsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and& p7 c+ D; ?0 ?6 X5 m0 i1 B
everyone runs themselves ragged
/ c8 I' }+ h8 t1 hkeeping you happy./ L1 z& m# f9 ~8 E' R/ r/ O f) Z
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You spend. p' ?$ ]& O% p4 L: M1 _
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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# Y% W/ l$ ?: m1 @5 ycon ditions: central heating, room service on, {* v+ p& w/ _+ R
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6 ~! e" @8 J$ ]$ _2 ?: e& Y/ S( IUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm., z. {8 u. F5 x) [& j T/ Y
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