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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE5 a. P0 d- ]& j' N4 n7 @9 w& s: v

# I+ Y$ c8 j" D- w1 [$ s6 X5 X* II want to live my7 @0 U5 ^9 O' H, [
next life backwards!% u# Z0 i  a* I$ p/ s6 P5 C6 D/ c
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.# Q/ C# f# B4 U

& @# O1 u3 Z8 L* S3 I! {8 dWhen you start work,- ^* D, }. O5 s; W# \
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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work.
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' j9 Q0 T: o$ L7 ^: }: A8 i4 @So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,; b1 K% @. h: _: f) c1 Y9 d4 F
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no0 b1 u- }1 }4 \% z3 u" t; l; h
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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You spend
1 E7 h$ I8 O& B5 S$ a' xyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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% A5 k; |2 P1 V9 ]! kcon ditions: central heating, room service on
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( i+ o) g! b' W4 U3 h, y! [/ jUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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