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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE& [7 E+ c- J" Z8 ?. c( d, i

0 }8 u+ ]; ^7 g( {" EI want to live my
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, v: n) K) P& i0 ^2 F" {( ]# ?You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home- H0 y/ V9 |+ v
feeling better every day.: @, u1 X( _# B! a4 G

9 o8 L! z) l; x; O3 G0 `- MWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
( @& m. V' ~! Jretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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. M; U4 q- J/ I0 t* T9 z1 QWhen you start work,* t$ v7 C4 m( d
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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; M. \+ m0 J2 N6 [0 }% O' [You work 40 years or. ?$ I# s7 G0 q, [- S6 {
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
$ R3 B% U# M5 ]( E" L  gyou're too young to
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  D, S) t/ j* @7 s( j  U- NSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,! x& d& Z) V! Z) ~! Q* k- p) _
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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- E/ }) f5 q2 C" O7 E7 }You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and2 v: r1 E% i# t& ]$ g  A" A& f" e# T
everyone runs themselves ragged
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- r! D7 m3 {5 z  m7 \" `You spend
% D- a, ~* ?9 Y- T; myour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,' Q( \2 w" H* z1 z
spa-like
' n0 H8 N# f0 w+ ]4 E2 C) t- i6 ocon ditions: central heating, room service on# C; X; |1 \- V* B
tap.
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' U! N1 f5 F8 yUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm., R8 C8 i" n; n# b; k- l2 \1 H

' a6 O% u7 H+ f: y- N9 ]I rest
2 V& ]8 R4 \4 h+ Z; Dmy case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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