MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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: o0 k/ D& d+ u* w) _* |I want to live my
# M2 Y2 v" p1 j: Q$ jnext life backwards!
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7 J5 V% N3 a8 G0 [( f4 A6 {You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home
$ [" y' h- {; ^! G6 h/ Z* Hfeeling better every day.

( I( T0 H( x3 y1 ]% u$ XWhen you are kicked out of the home
5 \" I- a" o! U9 Mfor being too healthy, you spend
+ V" X2 f5 `4 }several years enjoying your
9 P, E; y. e' ?' B0 v) D+ Iretirement and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work,
% F8 S* L( ^4 wyou get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
% Q5 b5 y+ ^  B1 P( @you're too young to
work.
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# N2 [8 G. E, P$ S, _So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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2 u" \& [" W. m  AAs you get even younger, you become a kid
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.

9 k0 B* i' ?$ P- D4 ~+ mIn a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
$ y" S- `1 Q- F2 B1 B! [# `7 ^5 h# y: Ukeeping you happy.

$ c* H4 M7 n( E( ~. M/ N6 _& v9 QYou spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
. y7 ]4 b% ~1 o- J2 c- ^6 l. hcon ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.

$ V) [, W/ [  d$ b. J' e! @8 FUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!