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MY NEXT LIFE
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* z d9 ?% X7 l }4 P0 AI want to live my( Q# n9 v, L3 N% G: t( W1 u
next life backwards!
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- n( u1 o2 a/ c. n) M. @You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home- U7 x* r0 t. R; ?3 \/ b( ]0 c' }4 w
feeling better every day.! T( f. k7 o& Z, c: R8 r* \
6 h. [1 ~$ ]( b5 K! F8 jWhen you are kicked out of the home
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9 ~8 v2 Q6 y! `& Oretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,# [2 A+ m% Q/ J: u9 ~
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or4 m# R9 i7 r' s7 `
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,0 t, @1 C3 Q9 i8 d9 ?7 P
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid3 M1 e# j* `% I2 Q0 O; B0 l$ U
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# s# _7 l5 x! T: tYou go to elementary school, play, and have no( s% K, o0 D& k8 p/ B; f
responsibilities.6 ~ E0 H6 j' n- [: e
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In a few years, you become a baby and, ]3 l" B: k! M# _3 @
everyone runs themselves ragged
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You spend! r0 j! X x7 ~) q1 Y7 a
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,2 z, c, e( z! Y" t" y
spa-like3 M6 A& q6 ?+ {6 d9 t1 w
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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2 J6 V2 W ?9 ~* }Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.& P! P( a; p+ @" r( G5 N
9 e* x, J" w c. y9 v$ hI rest
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