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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my/ t9 j. ?. k) r* ?; p0 v- b
next life backwards!
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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When you start work,. Z5 [; h+ w8 F) N4 q
you get a gold watch on your first day.; [, q$ U& M3 J; q0 x
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You work 40 years or, y, k. K4 g1 X( {1 A- [1 \
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon+ y" R5 K5 m" @, v  X# @
you're too young to0 I6 i, b1 ]* q/ [$ e
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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1 O/ F) w( ]3 ~In a few years, you become a baby and) C# [  L' E9 y; Y! x% R& j
everyone runs themselves ragged: T1 C) r# z" e5 ?
keeping you happy.+ G. ~; c9 T' y! S' c8 Y
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You spend! s9 j6 }( i' R& r; P
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury," k* F) I! {* [3 a4 B
spa-like
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tap.
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+ @" ?+ I' T: g1 dUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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