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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE
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7 O  i# S- l' `, G2 a8 ]2 nI want to live my. G5 S5 V! n0 j$ H" O7 I( m
next life backwards!
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( M3 @  ]- I3 OYou start out dead and get that out of the+ U. v* y+ s: @; o! F5 ^9 P  l
way right off the bat.
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: j: S7 R7 X5 Y1 p% p" QThen, you wake up in a nursing home
/ U: c+ M' _; R# Zfeeling better every day.5 F: i6 _! |! A, s$ }  K6 `' U
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When you are kicked out of the home+ _+ E2 N$ f6 N4 K- m
for being too healthy, you spend
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* V# i, |* t# w+ E& Q) N* I1 r( ~When you start work,7 s& p* a  g' y6 L2 r) i
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,- O9 Y1 _& ?5 g$ ^' R: v
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid$ W9 m) a" ~# F$ m1 x
again.
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5 W$ |/ v# K* ]$ W: o' t( ?You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.1 [3 [1 t' d$ G3 f
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You spend
, c" ?# _$ D; I% Y$ f* Kyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,  g& F8 O( @1 y: \
spa-like# Q/ f. z4 N& `* M) I
con ditions: central heating, room service on9 o- x* e6 y0 t
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$ I- A: C# F* e* z4 o: ~3 N/ b/ WUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.* C/ ]' U6 @* ~- H- l& K* I9 g
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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