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7 |4 g5 } \2 l }- |" I3 n1 J) U& }I want to live my
# `; f$ `3 H& q1 _: l+ ~. L6 gnext life backwards!
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* Q. `' V' J* A6 J. SYou start out dead and get that out of the5 e0 t. O) i* W0 K! B3 I7 L' R( C
way right off the bat.+ j( _& Z# j5 p
2 K0 p( D1 E% x0 L- ZThen, you wake up in a nursing home
! g/ X* d4 t4 u. U/ m1 Yfeeling better every day.
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# t4 b1 u0 y& o: {: l. N! \When you are kicked out of the home
/ u p( T- @/ `$ Jfor being too healthy, you spend
+ w5 i* G' k5 g. P2 }several years enjoying your
, h( h' ?9 }, O% Pretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
2 U$ H2 `: ]4 Y. G( Pyou get a gold watch on your first day.; |* Q U, d; U0 a! m' Q& t$ N
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You work 40 years or1 o3 [ _+ x* ]6 O7 ]+ ]7 _0 z
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
6 E( |$ H* o+ G; |, Q+ A4 j% Zyou're too young to) `+ v* S. i* D+ {. h, m& [
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,6 s3 b% S1 L) ], z% z# Y1 Y
and party.: r5 {4 X; p( j
# Z) c. R$ X* C. K0 J, U3 j( w f, yAs you get even younger, you become a kid
3 Q. f# S L) x8 d* |5 L: l2 T0 S3 Sagain.
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& n2 e x' J* w. \# g; i% V8 x/ a0 [You go to elementary school, play, and have no
, a" ~+ C3 B. P& [7 {2 p' Oresponsibilities.9 D: h8 ~" s! f
8 h/ M* [& b2 K7 o0 j) Q$ p* ~8 ?In a few years, you become a baby and+ e0 v+ @/ Q$ Z' x4 y
everyone runs themselves ragged- C2 h N, M7 C" @& G9 L
keeping you happy.5 S3 n9 v& I: J* ?) g% u7 H" U" R4 U
2 C: Y9 i, v( {+ F8 I/ RYou spend8 \- `0 T2 l! V0 n3 R# h: B, o0 b/ t7 {* K
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,) K' t0 g9 C" O" w
spa-like8 ?# M$ @ n) ?" u' S
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm." e: t5 o9 j/ B4 r4 K% m. {
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