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MY NEXT LIFE: [/ Q3 }% g$ R1 g- T* c( f
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I want to live my9 G% Z1 ? [) o4 k7 o
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the: B* v5 Z( n% C
way right off the bat.0 n7 z7 F1 B' s- k& {. ?
/ x( ~ K/ E& ]- O" CThen, you wake up in a nursing home" b" H2 R) i S0 J- T/ N
feeling better every day.; l& J) R/ {8 L; N
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When you are kicked out of the home$ h, D! @/ v" r, z. d
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
" D% c* X: a3 o6 fyou get a gold watch on your first day.+ r9 ?; p5 a$ a
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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]" X5 I$ R& l5 K% M4 @So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,7 ^, u$ `& h$ t; L0 F
and party.) [" z/ U, V p# K4 ]4 w2 {
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As you get even younger, you become a kid5 F4 R) w. t: K1 W; R
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1 d6 F. M0 U# u( R; JYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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3 D. R i6 }# cIn a few years, you become a baby and2 Q g. b; @0 K6 Q3 L
everyone runs themselves ragged
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4 z, f: s- Q* o$ ] Z2 x3 _3 E$ P' U& iYou spend; o* T* Z8 ?$ X* `2 k
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,6 q- B `( e* \) G; t
spa-like: x9 l8 m# b' h6 t" W
con ditions: central heating, room service on$ W* f: Q3 S$ W$ V( g$ c
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.3 c& R; w# N% a
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