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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my8 h# k6 l, K3 ^$ J
next life backwards!
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* |2 D. c" o; d4 e7 rYou start out dead and get that out of the
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) u0 H8 e& G3 UThen, you wake up in a nursing home: T4 G5 s5 R; I  o
feeling better every day.) {& a0 T; c* I; F
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When you are kicked out of the home6 x- B/ l: b& B! O! h
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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( M# C3 X/ o+ I3 y8 I! \So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,3 s4 q  V! ^6 |+ o3 C
and party.
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, t! d, B. i4 h3 F6 P# @1 `0 XAs you get even younger, you become a kid: B9 g. C3 f! U# M) Q4 Y1 m
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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) a9 p7 W- G% L% i# h* _In a few years, you become a baby and" [" H8 j: P6 n8 \8 Y) @
everyone runs themselves ragged
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% \% |& R; C) S$ ]3 U$ m3 V" QYou spend
8 n* [) S0 h. L9 d9 c/ ^( Yyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,5 f# I0 t! f6 ^
spa-like+ F; G' V; _/ C" Z  r9 h' e9 f  f
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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4 ~1 O1 o7 a/ j$ S8 TUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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