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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE& M% g9 u* _/ \$ V! d
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I want to live my5 f2 r; u' H  T
next life backwards!2 A2 n; o/ l( N; ]" \
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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/ g5 O- ?5 `0 d9 Z' `3 U! h: v7 C; dThen, you wake up in a nursing home
% A+ ]' T) `) u  ufeeling better every day.% e$ D) x$ x+ d7 Z, F/ v6 ]

! z4 d" A- B2 I3 q9 L8 s' GWhen you are kicked out of the home9 y3 D- c" W) _& c( f7 z
for being too healthy, you spend
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8 L4 B% O% {, ~% ^; A+ _retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
6 C3 e& g6 _1 F+ lyou get a gold watch on your first day.% w( F6 @" J# T# L9 A

$ e$ q/ b* R" ~6 EYou work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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* q: E. F- J9 B9 jSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,9 ^  o. {# Z+ V- x
and party.+ Z5 [8 {! H  m- g5 ^' a7 \  `
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As you get even younger, you become a kid# k4 }( T9 A: l1 n
again.
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/ G0 p6 B  F9 k, hYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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8 G' L( \! }! j0 H. L1 pIn a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.
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You spend
) m5 V8 q% c' v8 X3 \: W- Y9 A) O/ zyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,& }3 _8 d3 }& Z; r8 I
spa-like
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tap.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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