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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE' m2 ?0 K4 G, P  n$ `" x& d

3 f6 [! P4 D; P9 c& nI want to live my9 h  V( B3 R9 v" E
next life backwards!
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) d. D- R3 K, `5 n! U( E5 P) w- MYou start out dead and get that out of the
5 D6 U4 M/ F) m6 V0 Nway right off the bat.4 l: @0 Z+ v- e+ h- z

/ b" r8 H0 M# ]* ]  eThen, you wake up in a nursing home
% M* ^' S0 y) C6 y5 ]6 u- n0 a1 B8 u( dfeeling better every day.
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# A9 k* M3 Q2 x/ l; m2 SWhen you are kicked out of the home
' i' N" O% I! V% f2 |for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.3 S- V) C- c1 a: J( B
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When you start work,
  ?" n& J* m# _! Iyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or: x. w& H; \5 d1 o
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
( d6 R( i4 V5 p& tyou're too young to5 Q0 z2 w( u* u/ Z4 a$ t
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1 v! g$ M' _5 a1 g# L, }. uSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
/ o: M5 [% u4 |1 }, B( r: }and party.( a0 M9 d3 T  |: a' ]) H
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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) X' A1 M& L9 E# KYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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, B* E& I; `% m) q1 P$ XIn a few years, you become a baby and. |8 O9 |: q5 Q0 P
everyone runs themselves ragged
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! w- y8 L3 O. C3 K1 H% M2 zYou spend
  g) N+ q& N# I# S1 ~8 Uyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
' q- y. I; b/ y- h  y9 |: I8 xspa-like
9 f1 F& P* |" J  `0 _* wcon ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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