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MY NEXT LIFE
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next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the1 @4 u; {6 H: w; V
way right off the bat.
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8 m( U2 V, y! M, _0 WThen, you wake up in a nursing home5 y, M$ z9 v W. |( Z
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home: A8 Z, _0 \( @' s' A& t( w& Z
for being too healthy, you spend; _% S2 V0 t) l# A$ D( H9 F1 u
several years enjoying your
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When you start work,
0 F5 K+ Z2 G" c1 Ryou get a gold watch on your first day.' F! @3 P, D+ a7 m* }2 z3 J
5 M7 p A, C9 ]3 FYou work 40 years or2 G7 [0 u% x" o3 v+ I& F* A; z' @$ Y$ N
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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5 K$ p' E6 k' s$ l" P) uAs you get even younger, you become a kid! B b9 A, P. }6 {4 b5 I W" Z- j
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2 }# b& v8 g; `; RYou go to elementary school, play, and have no3 Y! ], c! Z2 q$ r' ^" j
responsibilities.
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: l5 R \6 \- v1 p2 C! L- K# QIn a few years, you become a baby and
$ p/ b. s1 ^0 \4 }5 heveryone runs themselves ragged
$ I5 L% s" d3 V" Y. N2 w8 ikeeping you happy.7 F5 ]' c8 V& i$ U0 l& G, T
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You spend' i6 A0 d& L* i4 K1 \: U( v+ W
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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