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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE
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6 V' m7 _" _! P+ i- [I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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( U) c, X' X; W8 b! [# rThen, you wake up in a nursing home
5 ?1 g% o) Q  W- L* v3 ^4 z# }# Wfeeling better every day.! M/ ?; g' {) T# E. H
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When you are kicked out of the home, X4 ^& D+ F. V$ ^/ p
for being too healthy, you spend. `" W( S" h  P! A& R  n
several years enjoying your
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you get a gold watch on your first day.2 L) q: r4 H1 k. ?- |! V+ X; c
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You work 40 years or8 ?* }& T1 K; h( C
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,5 [( @6 m# w9 E
and party.
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5 R7 S' r# k7 @. D4 eAs you get even younger, you become a kid5 y9 a4 p: \4 D. i' \# u8 k
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no3 f% R7 c& g: R1 [8 @
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2 Y4 V4 m6 N9 `/ aIn a few years, you become a baby and  G5 W  \9 k7 N- s7 @6 _* l
everyone runs themselves ragged
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: d3 b+ k& W# [9 `) L+ o" `You spend
3 T# Z, b, h9 _+ k3 Jyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,6 _2 ^" _* D) M
spa-like
6 \5 ~  Z# A" I' ~6 a$ Vcon ditions: central heating, room service on
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# l  [# L' ~, o$ h; c: w0 dUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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5 ]& E4 G* I/ g- J0 `  l" y3 t" qmy case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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