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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the* N2 |5 G a) J% }7 M
way right off the bat.% x: K8 q( K8 x: I. b2 [
# W3 n$ {8 Y* o9 u" U2 KThen, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home1 G+ S# v+ _* H$ h
for being too healthy, you spend
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l! }$ t) p2 t2 NWhen you start work,( s7 w) j, ^7 g- [' L# }
you get a gold watch on your first day.* M' [/ {5 J3 n. y4 d/ J
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You work 40 years or- X9 d9 H N! G' t1 @
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
8 V7 _0 f! [; @1 ~; r8 H' Zyou're too young to, G! [0 A5 M$ F T3 K) f F
work.. {5 R+ E4 c& ]. f6 A7 \
# P7 W* e" P& ^So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,1 H3 k6 m3 g& x2 D- \
and party. T# r, {: @9 ~ P2 c% k# A
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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( Y5 W" v+ `3 c; | x: XYou go to elementary school, play, and have no6 h4 [! [# K0 K8 D) [; a1 C
responsibilities.7 E v' n: n1 M1 L# y
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In a few years, you become a baby and8 C* v9 a) r0 F6 \2 ? U. H
everyone runs themselves ragged4 e( }) _5 f6 N; b# q0 U5 S
keeping you happy., E, [/ d- j8 d4 e4 ?
; q9 `" j6 F5 Z( W uYou spend( ]4 k' B: j- D0 w2 `# ~5 y
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,4 f- ?, }1 P# N8 O6 O7 ?1 E& G
spa-like
0 u3 j7 }( R$ k. N+ [2 s& @" X+ ccon ditions: central heating, room service on( [; D7 K6 l6 c% x
tap.
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8 S+ z% I9 p- e! HUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest' Y8 r. p4 U9 _2 Y$ R H3 d
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