MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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" c" O, \  z5 }I want to live my
& t3 c/ F" P1 _. C9 gnext life backwards!
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5 f" v1 ^. a! S1 nYou start out dead and get that out of the
# [4 e& v. ?$ ^- M* x' T& F" b1 lway right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
* I& s( d* b' g/ ]2 F. n% h- @+ [feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
6 V. l; t& }# ?3 ~$ Hseveral years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.

: J" e# Q# I$ V  V: ?When you start work,
8 g" p; x5 f2 A  l, T. oyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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& y, O+ {! t2 V! _9 L! _You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
( V1 [7 v- ], I5 }% }( R8 Syou're too young to
work.

! v; q6 D" }; a: FSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.

As you get even younger, you become a kid
4 E- K' n5 c& x( a3 y: \2 K( l: Iagain.
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9 ?  k1 d# a# w* U; iYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
. p/ b, c, I8 \& z4 Lresponsibilities.
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- p, g( [# h) p5 L- [; N; a$ L# lIn a few years, you become a baby and
5 s4 L# w' d4 meveryone runs themselves ragged
  ]" d  L0 x" w% [+ ?4 N* wkeeping you happy.
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5 p- T: H( f/ a1 dYou spend
5 [$ Q& C9 e' l, n; [# Hyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
( [% v" b8 b! G% L$ t3 Gtap.
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/ Q& b; o' t* hUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!