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MY NEXT LIFE
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+ S3 f& a9 N' V9 k! aI want to live my
5 m* ]: x: e2 T( @9 s6 `# vnext life backwards!
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5 U5 Q0 E( |4 X6 ^ e. ~You start out dead and get that out of the9 r$ _# ?8 R2 A% W
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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A" b- K0 l! o- m# FWhen you are kicked out of the home
8 F3 e4 v( F' ~+ Z& t' Qfor being too healthy, you spend
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4 z/ V/ R& n K2 E8 Z, a7 Qretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
4 U6 i, z1 v. {you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to5 y" c7 c& a& q- E
work.
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8 u+ T$ ~/ j, O: W8 {So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,, ~5 H5 A4 E* S8 L) _ L" y: k
and party.# C. o4 s% x$ l& u, }( u
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
2 ]/ }& U% j. `" a- [; peveryone runs themselves ragged
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You spend) u# T) u; v# x8 y4 _# t
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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. q; n- F2 K' }7 Tcon ditions: central heating, room service on
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! @/ l: D9 Z# j. P$ ]" cUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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