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MY NEXT LIFE
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# T; }6 ?) Z/ n. V* m; t* C, HI want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
" Q _2 w; E( |3 E; p0 ]. Away right off the bat.7 M' x1 u4 R+ ~7 ^- }+ f- G+ G
9 ] B7 r( r; N. J: @& g4 FThen, you wake up in a nursing home
9 Z; Z1 }5 b' V9 B( Mfeeling better every day.- E* D9 ~1 r, V' G1 h8 }
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When you are kicked out of the home! L- h. u0 O8 I( A0 `, J
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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, v0 |: D. C5 ?& i; [3 VWhen you start work,- N" S4 l9 ` E) L
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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& d; f0 G8 n' i5 F6 g% ~* N5 YYou work 40 years or4 K+ ^: ^' q/ s0 U, R6 V
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon( i* N6 ~$ H' N5 h
you're too young to' K0 V* Y) z% X/ e
work.
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( z* n) }" h0 gSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
+ I: V3 n! ]( Beveryone runs themselves ragged
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+ L# M2 h! F/ yYou spend/ t7 i7 r2 g/ H& Y
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,/ P9 a6 K; {% y9 ]
spa-like( B9 o$ ]* w' |& w7 x; s
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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% V3 W" D. h# V" k- j/ TUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.$ ^7 e6 b8 a) l
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