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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE
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4 Q1 _. t. J( NI want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home5 ?& x, T1 O' c% ^8 p
feeling better every day.
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+ M6 q/ a  i% Q. b" y) R, |When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your5 a) v1 Y0 r+ E4 Z! M9 M
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
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- j% B2 \' R+ A, `4 F; d6 o  rYou work 40 years or2 |: I; W  m' c
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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% [2 Z$ O" A% i+ B8 _! X6 e( hAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and) c* T. d* A3 @! C. S
everyone runs themselves ragged
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your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,7 w- _; k% A8 F  A+ l
spa-like
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9 i5 b. p' \2 l1 v3 }0 S6 MUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.1 l  z4 ]$ \: M

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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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