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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE" a9 W# o# _2 ?
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I want to live my/ k5 D2 k" S: ^, J& J
next life backwards!
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/ V( R- S5 E! _, w7 fYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home" q. s5 i) Q$ i2 b
feeling better every day.
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for being too healthy, you spend
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+ Y, g+ \4 m( S. Aretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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5 Y" E/ Q& |4 N, sWhen you start work,: k6 g' i( g* a5 o: m
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to$ K4 ]/ z; L! C0 U
work.
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$ q3 |1 \" z8 O. ]& |So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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& X6 X3 J. p5 K3 i; ^$ {! t2 tAs you get even younger, you become a kid. e+ X! R0 N2 l2 m- R1 Q# f
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
' A7 r) ^  r$ Z0 o6 A3 X- ?everyone runs themselves ragged
# B4 B1 o7 \6 F  |keeping you happy.
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You spend
9 M* y% I6 {6 Cyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,. a  n2 @8 o* Z2 g0 i5 i4 n, O  u+ I
spa-like
3 A( C/ ]  E2 Y! j  G2 ^con ditions: central heating, room service on
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$ |) g2 i7 ^( y  SUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.# }& i- V8 y2 y

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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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