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MY NEXT LIFE I9 F% D5 X( F% |# ]2 c/ @
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I want to live my2 @' @5 v0 Z) A- m, H: v- U# ^
next life backwards!4 d; J+ X. |. j* i9 q
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You start out dead and get that out of the( z! B, }' |6 q q3 E; ?% t
way right off the bat.4 f' M+ S7 h5 V' M! `
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home3 D% H, F2 H; H0 i u( t
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home; X( w( k/ I3 p5 x8 G+ D
for being too healthy, you spend
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& [8 t9 K4 H! M/ t" J8 Iretirement and collecting benefit checks.4 n, {4 T5 F& |* ^7 ^
+ B; R3 ?$ G, @% g/ u' z. W, kWhen you start work,
( x: ~$ J2 x4 j! L$ \1 zyou get a gold watch on your first day., ? T, V! S9 b0 b( ~
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You work 40 years or
5 r- @1 e8 q L7 m) jso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
" @/ P+ ?8 t" T) yyou're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,6 k2 a0 y1 N$ t' d* p$ Q/ H( ?3 ] A% [
and party.+ O4 \/ Y- `; Z! D
. c- S) q" o( ?! w. m% aAs you get even younger, you become a kid7 [/ ?, m& l" r/ B5 i1 A3 T7 \
again.3 ?0 k5 p9 ^3 D$ ]$ A' [+ U
! \" \- Q1 P/ s* cYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
% ?! q* t- o$ t- [- n0 V9 X0 ^$ Sresponsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and- g! b/ ]# {) \8 {/ L/ B, y
everyone runs themselves ragged
) {- G3 k) j( g2 x6 _' Tkeeping you happy.
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# c* A! E+ h( `You spend
0 M4 c {; \0 r: V& Z8 ^your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,# J) [6 W4 f0 Q) b% ^
spa-like! O7 w7 O, r' L2 Y N" p, y5 S
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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2 ?3 \5 p$ n/ `4 A" bUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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