MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE

; p' |9 w  y  p1 d# o/ tI want to live my
8 q" f3 G' ]8 Y3 z# onext life backwards!

7 ~$ ], T3 j7 G+ K4 f, u  iYou start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.

; h. Z& j9 S2 e8 D2 |3 LThen, you wake up in a nursing home
0 M) f/ N# y; l# n& g' u. ~! ^0 ]feeling better every day.

' V. u) Q: h& k. G% y  w/ N9 x. mWhen you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.

% E1 }7 c8 ~! x. U9 IWhen you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
3 z4 x8 K7 u8 M8 Nso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
+ ^" F! g% @' L: `you're too young to
, K" C7 |* h  w3 B0 \# Fwork.
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$ \2 n6 A& Q; F- P' q& j; D1 I. ySo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
again.
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' n0 R* U6 k! s% W, }$ g  \You go to elementary school, play, and have no
, ]4 q. M9 o6 W3 ~" ~0 t1 Y3 @0 Jresponsibilities.
4 d! i: K8 V. T1 ^  l& r
In a few years, you become a baby and
/ m( r) b  ^3 x4 a0 J) I# ^everyone runs themselves ragged
2 r: V; R# r6 w; ^; y0 @1 _keeping you happy.
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8 X. ~9 S( `; H, j  s8 ~You spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
$ ]' E7 l1 w! m5 R! u$ k6 ~con ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

) n3 T1 F0 z+ \/ |0 n6 @+ LI rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!