MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my
next life backwards!

You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
3 ?% {4 H  l  [; M) {; W' u/ Fseveral years enjoying your
& [8 t9 K4 H! M/ t" J8 Iretirement and collecting benefit checks.

+ B; R3 ?$ G, @% g/ u' z. W, kWhen you start work,
( x: ~$ J2 x4 j! L$ \1 zyou get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or
5 r- @1 e8 q  L7 m) jso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
" @/ P+ ?8 t" T) yyou're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.

. c- S) q" o( ?! w. m% aAs you get even younger, you become a kid
again.

! \" \- Q1 P/ s* cYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
% ?! q* t- o$ t- [- n0 V9 X0 ^$ Sresponsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
) {- G3 k) j( g2 x6 _' Tkeeping you happy.
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# c* A! E+ h( `You spend
0 M4 c  {; \0 r: V& Z8 ^your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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2 ?3 \5 p$ n/ `4 A" bUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!