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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE2 r% H. d/ K' D% b

0 M& x+ d' }( a1 y1 ^I want to live my
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( y+ |: L* z) E" k( RYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home( I! r- r( X/ e+ l! \1 R# S2 s: ~! D
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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) P; l9 R! m' RWhen you start work,
! ^- y3 B3 p2 |6 L; A$ h. w4 kyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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2 b# o5 h; W6 @! p% ?! QYou work 40 years or
1 o, u! K% w5 c( K. ]6 C- xso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
* H2 E1 p; N- Fyou're too young to
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, u6 A0 H/ f- OSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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9 c, v' z" R: g2 [% ^3 x+ E5 [0 RYou go to elementary school, play, and have no7 g" O: j4 e& i
responsibilities.* u! B5 X. f+ H# a0 }3 n& o

6 T1 p: b2 n: CIn a few years, you become a baby and9 E" P. i5 [% L$ f
everyone runs themselves ragged2 Y3 _# n9 ~+ K/ U3 i
keeping you happy.
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You spend
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spa-like
, ]4 D& r7 C. v0 v/ z  U) @- @con ditions: central heating, room service on9 D  C% B7 h! C9 V  ]* r+ M! u. o
tap.
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+ ]" a" `2 b6 E$ NUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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