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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE
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8 J+ I9 O% e7 K: N0 eYou start out dead and get that out of the
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2 V. }' _. i9 Z( l, sThen, you wake up in a nursing home
: O+ M2 o, q& a  K3 |$ d# gfeeling better every day., ^% n- _+ f6 u, H" Y0 H

. U0 x1 T9 t' {; X% ?8 M+ a. UWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your6 T8 T* n* R9 e( O! Y2 o
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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" p6 g: J* y$ E5 `2 h. K% c: \2 b7 \, KWhen you start work,+ K: n/ o5 A& e% f8 p1 n* p% }6 H4 M
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or+ u5 }) B: l5 ^
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon2 R9 |( |& Q5 P5 e. _% z0 l
you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid. z9 Z, Q4 M- _) F' J
again.
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everyone runs themselves ragged3 K( |$ f" d8 N' R: P$ ^' `! g
keeping you happy.
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your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,0 [) a2 |$ i9 w- ~* M+ c% c# W# q
spa-like
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm., ]7 \" Y7 ^; d, D6 @3 O
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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