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MY NEXT LIFE& O; t2 r& E( b# K: \* g8 X
; p' |9 w y p1 d# o/ tI want to live my
8 q" f3 G' ]8 Y3 z# onext life backwards!7 Q& @1 E& j {* L! {# n
7 ~$ ], T3 j7 G+ K4 f, u iYou start out dead and get that out of the; D) E! K8 ^5 K3 O+ i' G, h( w J
way right off the bat.# w2 T! v1 Z, h
; h. Z& j9 S2 e8 D2 |3 LThen, you wake up in a nursing home
0 M) f/ N# y; l# n& g' u. ~! ^0 ]feeling better every day.$ C/ H" H3 H, _! R' O
' V. u) Q: h& k. G% y w/ N9 x. mWhen you are kicked out of the home7 B- c7 r7 t: P" [ H, `" E/ i
for being too healthy, you spend% {/ g7 \* N; b- M; w6 ?7 \1 J
several years enjoying your% ]' f$ J' R5 E4 ~. n5 e: w
retirement and collecting benefit checks.' T1 B! j' |' m F, s
% E1 }7 c8 ~! x. U9 IWhen you start work,* E) _! c! v( g0 f/ e5 R! j7 h
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
3 z4 x8 K7 u8 M8 Nso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
+ ^" F! g% @' L: `you're too young to
, K" C7 |* h w3 B0 \# Fwork.
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$ \2 n6 A& Q; F- P' q& j; D1 I. ySo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,- Y. Z/ I2 Y* J4 d
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid, K2 I- B, N8 R. ~" X" _
again.
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' n0 R* U6 k! s% W, }$ g \You go to elementary school, play, and have no
, ]4 q. M9 o6 W3 ~" ~0 t1 Y3 @0 Jresponsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
/ m( r) b ^3 x4 a0 J) I# ^everyone runs themselves ragged
2 r: V; R# r6 w; ^; y0 @1 _keeping you happy.
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8 X. ~9 S( `; H, j s8 ~You spend6 X& F0 |" ^# v
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,. _3 c5 P9 E3 x {* I9 l" W u3 u
spa-like
$ ]' E7 l1 w! m5 R! u$ k6 ~con ditions: central heating, room service on8 S& v; a2 j8 T3 `/ R0 E
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.: D( L- Z2 I+ Q
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