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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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# h3 }  P9 C% J# RI want to live my* e+ C8 F8 i, z3 B2 b1 B  P- J# \
next life backwards!# a" I+ T* N! u7 Z+ h0 ^3 o& N: J
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
/ v( b8 M# M- g2 }. qfeeling better every day.5 z7 Y! X5 p$ i5 I8 Y& t

  I3 D9 _0 [: e* ~. g2 z/ J1 ?! ZWhen you are kicked out of the home
$ D$ s  G+ ]* ]- R. \0 Sfor being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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% L9 F6 F4 ]% p3 Z! \When you start work,
7 g2 @5 J* V# U8 E( y* t1 Z# G# ayou get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or. q! @, I9 O! Y6 S1 f' d' b6 W) X% k
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
% j5 d3 T2 f" V8 c. vyou're too young to; S+ R& r- `- ?  n& J
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  o' x  d* w) z- `2 _& A- YSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,* B3 s2 q8 m: f) Q/ h8 }
and party.
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% F/ x& F; B+ I( S+ u) r, k' m! XAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
1 y7 I3 f8 g6 m7 F3 f3 Feveryone runs themselves ragged
7 W. ]5 h! q9 L5 P  `2 L8 }keeping you happy.
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You spend
  K0 ]9 O9 Q2 M  l; ~# N) Uyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,2 A* ^9 O+ a9 [& a" f' Q
spa-like
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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