MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
next life backwards!
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# T; A1 `! J- b, ^You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.

( a/ R0 w; R: E4 u- H+ e  L+ LWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.
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# ^+ q- z+ v% X! M7 p3 sIn a few years, you become a baby and
. p! y0 F* i/ @9 W% ?$ }5 Yeveryone runs themselves ragged
; w4 ?! K2 G/ Q3 L$ ckeeping you happy.

You spend
5 w  Q7 Z( L& n( ^" _; Fyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
$ W9 K9 i. N! j% [2 v" jcon ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.

; t5 o7 L. m* `3 `/ _Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!