MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
+ s8 ~2 K  [* mnext life backwards!

/ K5 }, r7 w7 _4 ?You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home
7 o0 N2 x% q0 {1 ufeeling better every day.
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6 O. ]6 S" n; e# f' X5 ^# h9 e' wWhen you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
- m& I, f6 k4 \# Y8 }% Q5 c% Iyou're too young to
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( L3 j1 r; V' E$ D7 \So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
again.
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8 m, D$ n0 e" xYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.

$ Y+ T5 ?$ X3 d# O4 AIn a few years, you become a baby and
! S* l: V; r  ~  ^: T  Geveryone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.

( T  {0 s6 e) p3 BYou spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
! q) ?6 `( H# z/ p' q. g% dcon ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.

0 k1 c/ B) X8 A/ ^- OUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest
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billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!