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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my, [9 o3 }8 e+ e% n* u- w7 W
next life backwards!/ @% K0 d& J! M; }& P& b9 `
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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When you start work,
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$ ]) Y  l* Y( o% y* j3 \8 s* w- ~You work 40 years or
& M5 ]2 Q) K+ e5 |so, getting younger every day until pretty soon5 Z6 @: M" n1 `, g+ l
you're too young to/ _6 p. a+ F3 B: h7 B6 J
work.
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- P2 F0 R8 q. E, MSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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again.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.5 x& `3 _4 D- o2 n5 S
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You spend9 u  y  Z0 H/ K. Y. v
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,; z$ L6 [5 G0 R
spa-like, H) E2 W- j: D, a: N( ^
con ditions: central heating, room service on7 ]4 \5 b, V. r; ~
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.2 l+ ~0 {+ D7 k8 W6 o, \& `

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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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