MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
next life backwards!

You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
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0 r% h6 i3 f& W+ GWhen you start work,
- U9 o2 ^# M' w6 \, v( S9 Tyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to
work.

So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.

You spend
" U6 E7 L; s( |your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!