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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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$ U! R' f/ j& Y+ D) g) WYou start out dead and get that out of the. m6 [% ^. M  \( n/ ~7 H
way right off the bat.) y' I# G6 c5 s; G/ \# b5 e4 v/ P

. @- t2 |5 i  }4 M1 v( fThen, you wake up in a nursing home: n% }+ p" h& v( L6 c
feeling better every day.  \* r/ r: e$ L* @+ }

( `8 b: {) ?2 g, D# E" n. cWhen you are kicked out of the home+ U0 Q8 l9 [, k; {/ F$ Q( e8 O6 b7 [# j
for being too healthy, you spend! E0 e3 p9 ~; T8 n) C- x. J; K' E4 e
several years enjoying your' c7 `/ ]! f, i# ~+ ~3 u: E& z
retirement and collecting benefit checks.. B- {/ E! y4 n: H4 {+ |, y
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When you start work,) w+ V+ l. S  D
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or4 E5 t+ T$ ]3 R1 ?' N1 H5 n
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,5 l- v3 N0 o8 g" R/ c: L
and party.
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5 D9 {: W8 v7 z1 \9 V% kAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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, _+ a" [# G" r2 ^* e- MYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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# j. r3 ]. C4 E. Skeeping you happy.
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You spend
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spa-like7 s7 ^; F$ [0 B- F; j
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.8 F7 {3 G) {! D# E+ L5 P
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I rest! U! \* h; o7 M5 x/ F7 V
my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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