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MY NEXT LIFE( c. H+ |2 E1 M3 n# ?6 L8 B
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I want to live my
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' Q! @- S& {8 a" `You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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4 Z) w9 i$ D' V4 q4 N! QWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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- Q4 m4 V: |2 ?9 iWhen you start work,
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so, getting younger every day until pretty soon* o+ H2 k; S- y& k) M% M1 {
you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,3 R7 u( V8 O. E" p. K
and party.
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5 w0 j4 `& _0 \4 G* KAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.
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You spend
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spa-like, V. U P' h e
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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7 [9 t# y, }$ i" P# u# P# S0 AUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.6 v9 \) W, M `" C7 I8 |" H0 o
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