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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the9 |" X8 ^; U- |. Q9 y
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home# M' Q: r* T& z" [3 t
for being too healthy, you spend! e9 _. M5 p  z4 ^
several years enjoying your
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When you start work,' ~* F5 ?) D7 F% k8 l
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or( P2 S& i* [* B7 W$ n3 Y$ o% m% B7 G
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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and party.
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& Z" W4 I! j+ r1 x2 I0 vAs you get even younger, you become a kid0 o- b$ h1 `1 i. n3 a' Y8 ~+ C
again.
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In a few years, you become a baby and0 {- B0 L+ [' q6 Q) s
everyone runs themselves ragged
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con ditions: central heating, room service on- x, S. p. l2 ~' Y* `
tap.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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