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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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, J$ v& |' c/ L1 } \, A4 ^3 S- |4 S4 MYou start out dead and get that out of the4 y2 T$ c7 F) `. q
way right off the bat.3 C# Y0 t; M+ I A( U# f
# E/ Q. k3 Z$ ^! U$ OThen, you wake up in a nursing home2 ^9 S9 S$ d* {& Y
feeling better every day.6 ]4 t* w' r: t- [: _
9 [! V) v, T$ D4 N/ [When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your: F v9 n# M- o0 ?0 y
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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9 i( Z4 r7 \, X4 d2 G) g7 ^8 M1 U( yWhen you start work,$ ?" c4 L* d2 }; v* L
you get a gold watch on your first day.% p( d# f9 c& A0 V
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You work 40 years or
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work.* m3 ~& p) L# t; j% [/ I
2 q2 L: H. S5 \8 TSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,3 T7 x+ F/ A _4 L$ u- y+ b% ^- W
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid5 _. a7 _* A; L( L( `" j. ~
again.8 Y% L3 S# l8 z. y
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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0 n* Q% d( K" D3 P2 H9 SIn a few years, you become a baby and$ E0 P/ w" v8 i; C& W) e
everyone runs themselves ragged
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0 e, B7 h3 n; j, SYou spend1 }! O2 t3 `0 B
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,6 x4 k2 |- s, N) P
spa-like0 \8 N3 _6 m2 ~* j
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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