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MY NEXT LIFE7 t- Y) e$ [* N0 Z! G+ _" D9 A) U9 F
- p# Q+ N$ L8 T) W* r6 J* EI want to live my
2 O9 Y- k( v# snext life backwards!8 d2 B3 `+ {* i. o
/ U7 e2 I. o: |2 i3 I% F. }You start out dead and get that out of the
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9 b! P* j7 O/ iThen, you wake up in a nursing home
5 A- a4 E. M3 X; [feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home1 R& U" j9 `0 @# R
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.+ a0 ?# Z9 d* h1 G2 m9 p
6 F: H& X2 M) G2 q: xWhen you start work,- [0 a; W7 d! d; |3 g' d2 }
you get a gold watch on your first day.9 g0 u0 J7 `) L2 S
, P, V, ]7 q$ K. J# I( W4 _, eYou work 40 years or2 H5 X5 i" S4 Q8 M: T
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon4 w; q" c% E% b. K; }
you're too young to
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$ i! W6 g4 C9 V, c/ w. N# RSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and( d2 ?; D8 ]5 M: r+ t) F$ b) K
everyone runs themselves ragged* Y2 \; T G) ~" H: y* h1 |
keeping you happy.9 f! g5 M; u' g1 @7 c! z
! _& u5 B; M0 g) E; ]7 m( cYou spend3 C1 ^8 N. w" ~* p' c e( Z
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,! c8 j c) {4 D- W' p C. i
spa-like
- _# n3 F( \! Q1 Qcon ditions: central heating, room service on2 `& T/ V% }+ M( `6 o. u
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.1 r$ N. Y V8 o; M. {+ |
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my case. |
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