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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE
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9 G+ x, X6 k/ w3 e' YI want to live my9 j% N. P& ]7 }( T
next life backwards!
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$ K7 S, H. b& vYou start out dead and get that out of the" c1 [+ y6 v2 w( b; s. y, G
way right off the bat.9 k! j( h0 J  z7 _8 ^9 K

5 R+ i/ r3 n( NThen, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home5 |1 c8 a0 b" ?5 y$ W" n4 Z/ l
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.* o9 C( T* N: M( Y* h4 b3 n1 j& s

: _& Q* E) `' r% d3 z- MWhen you start work,
% i) o9 S" k3 Hyou get a gold watch on your first day.+ U( X. W" \, C5 h# c& D/ ?% V
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You work 40 years or
6 t$ t  R" y" \( w3 \so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
) }9 o" o! y# Y8 r1 O% H( D$ Gyou're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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1 P% t) t2 ]  F' m, t; y9 c3 k4 w" wAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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( u, |; `6 ]/ E4 C. f9 vYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and5 C7 o1 y# d7 `. u4 u
everyone runs themselves ragged( O7 m! v  U' t4 |+ B
keeping you happy.
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You spend4 G  n% O/ \0 u4 X8 {4 Q" J8 ~
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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4 K! O: {: A  m$ OUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.7 R+ H% K, a7 J: i

; x4 e, @7 ~" H- y) X$ c/ ]I rest
6 C* U! T7 X2 e) W% w8 Fmy case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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