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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my% y3 @. Z3 h5 t# H; r/ i
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your. l7 N' o4 l) `3 H8 b# J, v
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
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9 V/ ?$ i! j7 O. wYou work 40 years or! w0 O% b+ ]# E, U8 O( k7 l! r7 B
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work.: U5 B' g \# G
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,% m- `7 Y# D2 P& b
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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. o9 s4 m6 B1 p! ~' qYou spend
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spa-like2 ]/ h) r# v; ?- `) z9 z. d
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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9 ?7 u6 F d) u* _1 J9 ~$ eUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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