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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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+ {7 i+ g# {% W, [/ A; B4 [You start out dead and get that out of the
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( y7 _/ i9 E& P' s, `* N6 y. NThen, you wake up in a nursing home
6 `& ]- N- U0 `) G. w7 Ufeeling better every day.
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1 e) [1 u+ Q: A/ @* e6 SWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your" E) L1 d* X+ h# s
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
2 n! z" [7 [ j' J$ Dyou get a gold watch on your first day.9 G6 B- G$ R4 Z$ W% s* _3 H% v
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You work 40 years or/ d* _+ [3 H/ s" k" G L2 c
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon, t" n# `1 D7 y
you're too young to1 Y: Y' [1 m5 L" I, n% N
work.
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5 {2 S( T( g3 I! K% M( s5 O2 PSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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7 ]0 Z7 v) q {7 b4 k* @5 [As you get even younger, you become a kid: S8 W5 Q( \3 D) @( O0 d( O3 G5 P
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no2 E* m' L! ~" O7 T1 ?
responsibilities.* i% ?7 k8 Z8 ?' W) C
& U7 `/ n$ }6 j7 h8 t" IIn a few years, you become a baby and0 m+ v9 l% Q9 t' t& m' |
everyone runs themselves ragged, F- R0 d s6 h2 c" S
keeping you happy.7 U8 S1 G. v X( Y
3 n# V8 P2 x4 Z/ u% |; XYou spend
5 \$ s% V& S& f4 ?your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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% l/ H2 v. S4 N4 N& D' g" Ucon ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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