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, D9 k* Y" s! p/ l iI want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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# p( I) h6 \! E5 z+ U4 GThen, you wake up in a nursing home
# @1 [ h b- K) H3 `/ D7 cfeeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
8 O- D- h% q9 ~+ Rretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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' z& q- U6 ~/ v2 E6 q/ ]3 vWhen you start work,/ _) M O( H, K
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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. n0 |8 f, @% uYou work 40 years or
! u, W) v7 O) n3 Q$ Eso, getting younger every day until pretty soon9 f" l5 d% V7 l( i; d$ G( i
you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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0 c r* m, P& z p q9 E( x5 ~As you get even younger, you become a kid/ ?, m' I/ @, o- `
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4 c* p, `1 e) x9 r0 JYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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% j9 k+ w$ `% I8 y; F/ O# h! OIn a few years, you become a baby and( Y3 O/ `/ G/ S. l# n9 X
everyone runs themselves ragged
9 x- P( l' Q4 G+ D" ]keeping you happy.; E/ s+ s. u, C: W# e- n
$ W# y0 q% w* L7 p$ nYou spend
6 ]" G$ }7 M4 Dyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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( S2 `$ m5 @% G$ }( ZUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.) e* [/ v9 {: w( i* `4 N
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I rest
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