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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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' u1 v+ P- A  x* Z% a  W4 {; P9 RI want to live my4 ~8 T  g, N, F1 S  d+ w, Z
next life backwards!" w( d# ?! m5 S6 z/ ?
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You start out dead and get that out of the. J# k( ~- ]/ A7 m
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home: b8 u- _0 J) e
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
) s! U  Q- P9 R/ a1 Fyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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! H5 q. t2 u; B1 x; N$ Gyou're too young to
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; Y, l4 J) M# w; |0 q; gSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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0 R- u1 m& G4 s6 G# V$ W! V% jAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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$ @& q& @4 V, ]/ N6 I; s/ @You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and7 }$ `0 ?. D/ t1 f; n- M7 Z
everyone runs themselves ragged
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6 c9 S# t! a3 s' S* LYou spend
0 M; X2 @6 e" C- F/ `3 q7 s8 Vyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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8 H4 @6 m* S2 {2 l: t* d+ [3 icon ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.; z6 U# T  e  ^& ~6 x: c) l

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" d# F4 d  q) {+ L/ y; p+ Tmy case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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