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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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( d$ v \" q$ f9 c5 w5 o9 @You start out dead and get that out of the
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$ z; y: K3 N# v9 `Then, you wake up in a nursing home( L! v$ N" a7 f( I. c2 N4 j
feeling better every day.3 _% K' X# d( P
. ?& l5 }+ \+ c/ K: O' DWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your, Z* v0 z% v0 G6 c$ ~! Y
retirement and collecting benefit checks.1 _. D' m0 H4 j
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When you start work,$ l: `) L7 b5 i5 @; `: [
you get a gold watch on your first day.4 v* _/ H$ @5 Z
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You work 40 years or
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8 X! g' f7 q9 B3 Q' h: vSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid) Y% U$ _# V' v3 L. R7 E5 y! @! y
again.
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" _- r2 U' i# n& J0 X) VYou go to elementary school, play, and have no7 U7 P( U8 m- S! @ ^1 }3 }- s
responsibilities.
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5 \( o+ i$ C1 R$ v" `- u M7 bIn a few years, you become a baby and
) Y, c( ]3 R% Q3 L, M' m& Neveryone runs themselves ragged
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! G. m1 d9 S! u5 e& q6 b& a6 rYou spend
! G5 `+ \2 ?* H* k" eyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,& U0 _5 Y* t/ Y+ D" _" `
spa-like1 f( i y$ f' P- A1 I
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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% p2 |; |0 ?4 _4 f; tUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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