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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE8 n$ V# O6 W, S: m
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I want to live my$ Y: j5 W2 o; x+ g+ V
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the5 y) F0 `1 B* J7 k& U
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home% j; J( W9 x& a' o- f& k
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your) l4 j# ?5 f, k. i- f4 u+ ]
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,' |$ w7 ~/ `3 o2 u4 j+ u% L) F
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or9 B9 t' ^. L( `0 s/ C
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work.
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3 R/ \2 r4 j& g( W; S0 QSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,) c* ^9 w& C) s* z' ^5 A
and party.6 O! Y, O! _% n1 k/ H

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again.
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' @. `0 F9 z* \6 OYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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2 N: A+ P. |' ]: K6 A4 `In a few years, you become a baby and
) ]6 d) M$ G8 A( X# Z2 W  Reveryone runs themselves ragged
% s; p- l! ^4 ~5 W6 g8 y2 q! Okeeping you happy.
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! {' ^- _+ I5 xYou spend6 O9 q. \7 A/ q4 J
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,8 {9 y9 Q. ^" ?8 m$ g  F4 g
spa-like8 G# U+ ?$ P" e3 k# `4 z
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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% u; K& o. ?+ @/ A  pUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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