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MY NEXT LIFE
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You start out dead and get that out of the1 s1 k) ~3 n2 H: [5 T4 H7 r
way right off the bat.5 K- s# m: i; Z& ]
9 r! v2 P/ k. o; TThen, you wake up in a nursing home
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$ S! U/ G: r1 k# Z9 q. `; _When you are kicked out of the home- x. i) [2 f4 U+ x M
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.$ ^$ B) H' A# x' _$ T1 ?8 \7 \
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When you start work,
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You work 40 years or: p+ z1 G6 y P5 y0 z! ?3 N* G
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,; N% b* y# {/ v7 T# ?2 }
and party.; h2 F, j& z% E4 }5 C$ p9 d
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As you get even younger, you become a kid0 {- G" O0 p3 i
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and: F- w( s" l# X( b
everyone runs themselves ragged
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You spend
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$ \; J" Z j& c* L q2 Gcon ditions: central heating, room service on
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5 M7 p4 {1 m9 n7 T- g$ ~Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.$ R6 H) E. `+ D( v
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