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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my7 G& g$ A8 ^3 O
next life backwards!% l1 {0 A& _1 ^$ Z9 s# X; ~
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home6 q3 ~9 p! Y/ d8 r' T
for being too healthy, you spend
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When you start work,
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you're too young to
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and party.
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! h0 s  O' J1 QAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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! Q: H8 _8 y. v5 D2 EIn a few years, you become a baby and) h- I) U' j! e! N" _
everyone runs themselves ragged  `% P' s9 M6 f7 T/ f
keeping you happy.
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your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on3 o; D9 U, X3 X" R" N
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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