MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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+ S3 f& a9 N' V9 k! aI want to live my
5 m* ]: x: e2 T( @9 s6 `# vnext life backwards!
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5 U5 Q0 E( |4 X6 ^  e. ~You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
- B, u7 E2 g8 d' ~8 Afeeling better every day.

  A" b- K0 l! o- m# FWhen you are kicked out of the home
8 F3 e4 v( F' ~+ Z& t' Qfor being too healthy, you spend
' S6 y- z) x' t, C* useveral years enjoying your
4 z/ V/ R& n  K2 E8 Z, a7 Qretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
4 U6 i, z1 v. {you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
$ I* v) k3 k: U1 f7 E8 H( x9 Aso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
work.
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8 u+ T$ ~/ j, O: W8 {So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.

As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
+ _5 J1 y6 l( d  E2 B2 t. zresponsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
2 ]/ }& U% j. `" a- [; peveryone runs themselves ragged
9 z! V; G/ \9 e( X0 i' d. j* Jkeeping you happy.
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You spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
8 p* z" U- F% s% a4 |spa-like
. q; n- F2 K' }7 Tcon ditions: central heating, room service on
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! @/ l: D9 Z# j. P$ ]" cUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!