MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE
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4 ^! n& ~) b0 t/ kI want to live my
next life backwards!

You start out dead and get that out of the
$ M  c5 a" Y4 D" `way right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home
' M: m: m1 b0 L# H$ k) Kfeeling better every day.

When you are kicked out of the home
6 I8 y  V( I& ~& g6 ^for being too healthy, you spend
4 y* \. f- S4 H7 y% S" _several years enjoying your
- z4 E+ R* @6 S( V, E0 L! cretirement and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work,
4 K  P$ g+ o( uyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
4 `: i1 w/ |4 H9 B2 |9 \you're too young to
8 u! O9 P/ ~. m: t3 }8 nwork.

So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.

As you get even younger, you become a kid
. ^9 Y9 I  C# {7 Xagain.

You go to elementary school, play, and have no
* {& P, ?% F( l5 Uresponsibilities.
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) f7 @' y6 q1 q, N; s+ R( A+ G: lIn a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
/ y4 e8 L5 y" {. l6 ~+ z$ r  i: Mkeeping you happy.
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You spend
% B. x2 l9 @" o$ f# R5 q/ ~your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
2 b$ ^! H( `, U$ V  c) fcon ditions: central heating, room service on
5 W, w+ z/ t. E' \( Jtap.

Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
+ z! n' b3 {5 X  R; imy case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!