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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
0 B8 x' E( u6 w* fnext life backwards!
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! I+ y6 b/ k$ g# t8 }You start out dead and get that out of the3 L! C) p: x3 R
way right off the bat.6 q/ m6 x; Q/ q3 F6 V$ Q9 E% E6 [5 v
$ p+ D" t/ s( F% B& d: ^Then, you wake up in a nursing home
1 f4 d0 p* C8 r% @) b# L6 Lfeeling better every day.$ U( T' O/ ]5 q" q0 X7 M
+ u$ K" g* M; Q2 a9 tWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your* s$ n: z! o' E
retirement and collecting benefit checks.- ^9 f# H5 t! [. S
@' E8 l0 |/ OWhen you start work,; X) g- \3 v. G7 _8 o6 k
you get a gold watch on your first day.: }" u( ]- `- W0 ^# p5 P) g
1 l9 f0 Z7 K8 c5 qYou work 40 years or& _! i* _6 o% J6 X
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
3 H7 N& f* r7 u3 t H( L3 jyou're too young to! @; C! A( g8 ?
work.
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6 A D0 B- d7 U4 G/ ^/ S2 J2 n$ eSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,8 T1 t1 O3 t! U5 p0 g$ C
and party.8 v1 S `# M# w0 T( |# J
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As you get even younger, you become a kid9 z9 B6 j( o. ^9 x
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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, b2 E, R6 B5 e7 M$ W2 Z/ y( V7 Q/ TIn a few years, you become a baby and/ O( u5 z& Y* _4 P
everyone runs themselves ragged1 D" R, U) B& o4 A( w
keeping you happy.
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1 e, g, Q- t& JYou spend
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spa-like2 W- o& \% {7 g- x* r: B8 ]) w
con ditions: central heating, room service on8 O0 X, G/ X+ t5 q6 e2 G" A' k
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8 v; c1 Y( t1 ?3 m! b. e( ^& BUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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% E2 U8 ~0 c! M/ k! J! sI rest
2 ?$ H9 {' l& J$ c7 c8 `$ Y5 Dmy case. |
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