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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE9 ?. |0 W( d& w1 a6 h
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I want to live my
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3 \- K8 `1 d- {8 j) ?You start out dead and get that out of the7 z" a7 U5 e* E4 X
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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* ]$ \$ R2 Z- i$ ~/ t0 \1 PWhen you are kicked out of the home. W4 M3 F! Q  M  Z, ?8 ^
for being too healthy, you spend! D7 B5 k! @' w$ j& n5 U: V1 t
several years enjoying your  a# `5 v% O- Y# I
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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- ~$ [: ?* b: g7 {' m2 |6 N8 iWhen you start work,' O/ p. v/ I4 a, j
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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. Z1 A+ A. J/ d9 d4 t5 RYou work 40 years or
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you're too young to8 S6 G! Y: V5 Y, c
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink," O# r% }+ f3 m, X% A! a
and party.
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+ }9 r3 `) G& k$ QAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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; I' @" b+ W, C( F$ ~In a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.' e6 }; ~" h, }. V
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You spend/ N1 x0 T  K% J% A$ j2 G
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on0 G9 @$ d- [  |9 W% U
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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