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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE
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/ W' N+ E$ r8 c, r1 e! V0 pI want to live my# D7 A% ~9 J/ L9 D- e  x+ G1 g2 ~
next life backwards!  J. h" ~' g" v: T4 O6 X) `2 c

" ~6 l6 B% q  Z- }You start out dead and get that out of the6 S; i* m& T. j; N" x* l2 `! N" N
way right off the bat.
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, g) s; s5 q) y! \4 I1 ]Then, you wake up in a nursing home
5 G6 n7 h( A6 c. z# g5 n5 ufeeling better every day.
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; `: b4 b  t* lWhen you are kicked out of the home8 S- F3 H% t. ~0 Q- |4 _* k$ E" B) t0 M
for being too healthy, you spend
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3 |) ]5 `/ `8 C% P$ bretirement and collecting benefit checks.( p  o; `# H7 U3 @/ O

" g$ W2 z0 b8 u! P# M8 D# QWhen you start work,
  Q  A6 q$ ]. y  j  vyou get a gold watch on your first day., `9 K: j9 F& {/ |2 X4 k

( ?5 s' ~' m- MYou work 40 years or: ]$ a( ?/ M% ?8 O
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon% p7 B% V8 B) u8 j$ f
you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid( e( j) U+ w* k8 W7 U9 w
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8 j! Y2 o1 r1 SYou go to elementary school, play, and have no/ ]1 m6 ~/ c8 V; S4 S
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.
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You spend
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spa-like
% U( y8 y9 {0 `7 Y& |5 u4 Bcon ditions: central heating, room service on/ V$ g0 b" s+ \+ ~% L4 ], T
tap.
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; N' \0 j' A2 Q% q- GUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.6 D1 N3 c6 _% \# h

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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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