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MY NEXT LIFE4 b) b! ]! n) J
X# w3 I! i0 \: R! {( u# @I want to live my
1 g0 w0 d$ t0 L# w) X' e Dnext life backwards!& u/ m9 S* J3 E4 J
. E# o: M7 h5 c I4 N* z6 fYou start out dead and get that out of the& g$ Y0 B% k* O& E1 p
way right off the bat./ H) o/ s0 H- O3 \
+ r8 v/ s1 M* ~. i* {Then, you wake up in a nursing home
' T% V) D5 P5 Z; pfeeling better every day.
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! l5 g# G/ l* o B+ ^( zWhen you are kicked out of the home6 G5 s5 \, u4 G2 ~1 [) _: i
for being too healthy, you spend
9 \! S& g% H% p2 {+ `2 qseveral years enjoying your
" C+ [1 ~. m$ }" v; R j* bretirement and collecting benefit checks.6 z& v7 t3 k i$ m+ A4 B0 u7 |1 Z
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When you start work,7 _* U9 m( V2 N
you get a gold watch on your first day.* |# u5 C" O2 B0 c. ?; m' s1 `
# X' s1 @. c% f: D+ B# R \You work 40 years or6 v1 J4 \- s7 S+ _) |3 W$ @4 y: c
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
; o7 E, L3 k/ U3 ^- i% Cyou're too young to
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# T( `8 W3 }, O. GSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
: u/ ]0 B9 C4 oand party.
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0 _4 z( I- Z9 P. `As you get even younger, you become a kid1 a( e0 X k5 l. f% f
again.3 e' A, Y! R4 G$ K( P' u6 K, x% V
8 c1 V2 Y) |: r* T9 q. kYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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' a8 D3 N; k' b: ?2 l1 g GIn a few years, you become a baby and
6 F+ c, y+ m( teveryone runs themselves ragged
6 y$ P6 x5 z! |* E$ O9 d3 nkeeping you happy.
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+ S5 X- s$ k7 {0 X/ U/ G- z$ DYou spend) \; c. i9 k0 y: \2 c) M! _
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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