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MY NEXT LIFE
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* r& M4 e$ N( S& sI want to live my
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- q, ^: h* J9 X" l. E" ZYou start out dead and get that out of the
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2 x" n6 |* L) @" h: {8 o; \6 _Then, you wake up in a nursing home# a3 A% ?. `+ x" M p& |* t
feeling better every day.9 \6 a: ]! A* g7 Y5 L) m
+ U& b" ^4 x5 b$ X: A0 g2 p9 ~% KWhen you are kicked out of the home; T; m7 {' p1 r$ u2 y0 `
for being too healthy, you spend
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1 l' a+ A* o, jretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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: @9 U! Q$ G4 kWhen you start work,
, A1 q0 m3 B- z! Y" w9 m- W. Pyou get a gold watch on your first day." d9 l/ X' g8 b! V J8 V9 ]0 p
% ~) P# d3 d+ k. O3 P/ gYou work 40 years or5 Y% D7 [: } m" q
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon0 Z* u& m2 ]6 D5 z
you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,6 Z! n0 ]: ~/ U( h$ Y# p# E
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid+ _3 M6 C9 w! J/ m6 f9 ^! L$ Z
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" Z8 a' T7 f6 P; n) L4 EYou go to elementary school, play, and have no3 ?- C: w5 ]- Z+ r) V
responsibilities.! W1 C7 ~6 O2 L; w- x
# Y8 G1 C6 s, T! |In a few years, you become a baby and
" `& q+ _% n) m/ l" Xeveryone runs themselves ragged
& M2 a. S8 Z( a# O' b4 \keeping you happy.
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2 o( }" C2 @- A! {& NYou spend1 t3 \2 m1 M0 I. x! C* P& @
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,$ ~! C! c! `4 m% o! n
spa-like
( e, j- a3 L! lcon ditions: central heating, room service on
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/ r+ W- D# ?& h4 k4 ]1 \8 oUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.( e* h1 Z, ]! O v3 c- k: i/ V
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I rest
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