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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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1 r+ V3 K) [" w# n3 l9 bYou start out dead and get that out of the$ y; _. t& f8 i" k
way right off the bat.# X- F' H/ i& p8 Q+ [, p
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home* Z! [, h# h, e! U. `, n& C8 l
feeling better every day., X0 h0 P! p" V, G
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When you are kicked out of the home
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2 C; C) _3 {% {6 ]" O! Eretirement and collecting benefit checks.1 {! y5 h9 T8 j& X4 A( r, [1 O  C0 F

! u! ]. x& n( R: }, wWhen you start work,
5 m6 s! M9 E5 l* M9 [3 Myou get a gold watch on your first day.
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" w- \/ l7 R* o. Z2 C1 NYou work 40 years or3 n2 @/ n- J: x: T; z4 |
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon* q8 s3 s/ ]) v+ O1 N
you're too young to
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  K+ D1 D. |1 h% C' a, g* r/ }/ j7 GSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,. D& x' {) K/ a  o0 s
and party.
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) B% ]2 D& R0 [As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no7 ~4 O! Z* r4 A6 l0 Q" l
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and% _, j8 f7 b* l  a
everyone runs themselves ragged
( ~1 w$ E+ e3 s0 g9 D6 X1 Xkeeping you happy.2 S9 ?7 o3 N; I

3 d% C: n  N6 K' f4 uYou spend
( H. A* f$ k  q0 x) I+ ^; C) hyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
1 F' F' N$ f9 M0 ]spa-like
' L( b6 Q6 w5 _4 C# X: p/ \( @- Vcon ditions: central heating, room service on1 L" J$ N' n; Y4 B* O
tap.
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4 p# u& `* w/ A0 d% @Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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