MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.

When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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- {8 R4 W2 q* j$ gYou work 40 years or
) ?& z7 c4 |; g9 W" j, Y& ]so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
( G! d& i' Y+ ^% S5 m7 U* c4 Tyou're too young to
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) w. a& V1 W5 YSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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5 _3 l5 H' r: K& T3 cAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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3 `& g0 [+ W5 o2 WIn a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
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  }; E( R1 H/ r6 w4 qYou spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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$ M9 m0 y3 g: r  B9 Ocon ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.

Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!