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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE. I1 o" M6 d8 q3 i) l5 u
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the$ g+ I1 {- T! \) c4 B5 A
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home1 s/ |9 L+ ^& P8 Z
feeling better every day., q5 u/ |. D2 v) ?2 q% \
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your, t3 O/ l, k7 [* G" Y, K! v
retirement and collecting benefit checks.8 L9 @" S* b) _
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When you start work,
4 d+ H, `, w0 A. |( gyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
/ w+ w7 h" y7 R, pso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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* [% N! e% i/ W) |$ ^So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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3 r# G( w0 b2 }) p. c' o  W8 `As you get even younger, you become a kid  U& ?- h$ ?" _% h8 N( [. N( u
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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You spend) ~& ?# u9 H& g4 `
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on" D8 b2 L) M: R' A
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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