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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE2 f+ C: w: C* @

. D' D5 C, V1 mI want to live my2 @4 b# m6 b9 L  Q  e+ n; E
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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" B2 }* a4 l3 V1 S( o7 T2 l3 p7 VThen, you wake up in a nursing home
, }4 M6 R% f( t. efeeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
; S8 n( t7 p6 r" H  u1 pfor being too healthy, you spend
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- A& ^3 V/ W: x7 T  P1 Vretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,4 J# e4 w0 h; S! l3 n6 Q! r! w
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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0 W/ B' ^; U' G. XYou work 40 years or5 _: ~0 [- I% }
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,& l$ o. R3 _! h5 E
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no# w" M: \6 ]! u# i& p1 }, H5 }
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In a few years, you become a baby and$ M' x! v3 o) A% l: K0 M& ~
everyone runs themselves ragged! d' }7 e' j  J" K
keeping you happy.
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You spend
9 d  v$ a  e+ e' H5 L! d. b9 F# Iyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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( }" S- a. t% B2 SUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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