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MY NEXT LIFE
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' o2 G, y) n0 H- i# _" aI want to live my
2 d9 f( ~6 g' H: i8 Dnext life backwards!
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, H4 P2 y1 r! sYou start out dead and get that out of the1 W/ p s" V+ g: I9 l% V
way right off the bat.
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3 l5 [9 Y' ?6 ^4 P! \! kThen, you wake up in a nursing home# _3 `1 b9 r6 W; C' ^) U
feeling better every day.# P6 T& Y b \. G) ~! i" U9 v
" W+ n% D A- a fWhen you are kicked out of the home
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When you start work,
$ ^1 U- h6 P# N2 O/ byou get a gold watch on your first day.
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t: c+ ^1 k+ \, `9 t( w# @You work 40 years or% N5 m% W) B% \
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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2 D) e/ y- m8 Q3 D) W9 {As you get even younger, you become a kid$ _: j H7 Z2 M. P( ]0 ~
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and, I- u. M- D7 | \6 _* A! u
everyone runs themselves ragged
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9 ~! B0 g- O, [" {$ wYou spend' @; s9 R5 s: _' X
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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% n; w' O3 [' F+ |. m8 J* Pcon ditions: central heating, room service on
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$ G0 |# A( e6 f& A* W) A* @. ^' QUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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