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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE* E# N" O, k1 f+ V+ n7 T
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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3 A4 V1 X1 C6 x, ]4 H# t# WThen, you wake up in a nursing home' i- z, O' @5 b" [5 n+ H. y
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
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you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to! s6 g2 d% _1 o, v
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0 B( V" n& U( N5 \! r" NSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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- G/ b- H( W, y5 i1 y( l. L% }! W& TAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and6 O' Q  D; g+ Q! p
everyone runs themselves ragged6 {; Z/ b* b6 m' [4 ]
keeping you happy.
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You spend7 F' v' r2 h' j( ]9 n
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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tap.
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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