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MY NEXT LIFE7 D! ~( _: c+ ~$ e6 f2 f
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I want to live my8 j( t# ~6 f4 s+ { M9 k3 c( O
next life backwards!) p) o) l5 _0 e- d
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You start out dead and get that out of the' y! ?8 r) c0 [$ f/ L6 Z7 P u
way right off the bat.. ~& U+ [- E: W0 i) P+ k
8 P/ Q [& x2 @# e$ uThen, you wake up in a nursing home% O1 i+ P$ X7 g1 o2 B# ]9 ~
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home( |% Y- T V; M; A
for being too healthy, you spend' z' v! e) _2 w3 z( n" u+ ^
several years enjoying your
2 |$ e& U8 r3 F" Q+ u5 U5 nretirement and collecting benefit checks.; b; s; K/ C8 T4 u/ D# b3 A+ x! c
# f# p! X3 o6 rWhen you start work,
- [4 ^5 m7 b+ wyou get a gold watch on your first day.' J6 `' `- Y" o3 W! [
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You work 40 years or& m+ w* R4 R8 ?7 C
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
5 V; w1 ]- V9 w* }. L5 iyou're too young to, d. A+ Y& a1 b# x$ G. Y" K3 Z
work.6 S3 v; ~+ d0 r1 V) I0 b
$ z& E. V4 p2 Z3 Y3 FSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
8 ~- N1 Y2 ]& Z; R# C7 Eand party.1 b- N) n3 r+ W5 ]$ j* H$ w% ~! ~; m; w
8 N$ Q6 x# {. f$ M! T% P% G jAs you get even younger, you become a kid) y2 _. L/ D- \# o5 [
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no! R3 Z/ v4 z, [3 W* c7 t. S$ x N: V
responsibilities.
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' U5 y# A# K3 }) I' JIn a few years, you become a baby and
/ H1 ~# R/ z d2 R# Eeveryone runs themselves ragged) ~4 F% P J& l! y
keeping you happy.
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You spend
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spa-like
6 m0 i1 c+ G5 F% B. f! Zcon ditions: central heating, room service on/ X+ h( e9 D& D1 [
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.2 D( ^/ |; x% v# N
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