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MY NEXT LIFE$ A# U' n8 y6 q3 N' D; H, W
! {+ I3 p; @" c/ Q TI want to live my2 x" G d+ w" f! J6 y
next life backwards!( a+ v6 x' C5 p1 e) t7 o) }
% l; G7 j6 g- oYou start out dead and get that out of the
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$ N; M5 I, ^" G5 \7 SThen, you wake up in a nursing home
3 Y% K/ @5 M3 R- W7 R8 Xfeeling better every day.
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; N s' |" T+ z& l' zWhen you are kicked out of the home+ e( `+ W4 R4 R
for being too healthy, you spend
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6 w2 S4 m8 s; i/ c& J* G$ d" eretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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3 s S8 @4 }# eWhen you start work,. M, ^6 l A/ t# r1 S2 Y
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to) X& X+ R: H0 H" R. ~9 x# y
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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. j4 l) I7 }- |- L" T3 L; hAs you get even younger, you become a kid! [2 ~# w! R4 z. ]) G2 D u& g
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7 g0 w* ~* _: l0 M: w# D- e7 WYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
% p+ x+ V$ r8 U, F( bresponsibilities.4 b6 X( `0 Z# L
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In a few years, you become a baby and( c9 c" t# ^/ X5 x
everyone runs themselves ragged
@8 b: H0 E- R& }! nkeeping you happy.2 ~8 K' Q- A& G9 ]0 o
! `% {5 r9 k7 |& j& v OYou spend7 S- p x. E/ s9 B& Z6 h
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.' k8 Y) E" v+ @+ A/ _. k
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