MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE

' u1 v+ P- A  x* Z% a  W4 {; P9 RI want to live my
next life backwards!

You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
2 W  U9 J- p$ b7 ~2 i( P+ Y% z: Jfor being too healthy, you spend
4 j1 s: e1 g) H: D8 {3 r+ |: ^several years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
) s! U  Q- P9 R/ a1 Fyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
/ r* Z- t: L6 C! jso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
! H5 q. t2 u; B1 x; N$ Gyou're too young to
$ ^+ U% \6 F+ ]; fwork.

; Y, l4 J) M# w; |0 q; gSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
# V8 k' g" X- ^. ^" x) q* pand party.

0 R- u1 m& G4 s6 G# V$ W! V% jAs you get even younger, you become a kid
+ I# N. h4 m- Yagain.

$ @& q& @4 V, ]/ N6 I; s/ @You go to elementary school, play, and have no
/ v2 T, ~! C3 F% n$ Presponsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
. ]* r7 q5 b& f& T( ^; t3 dkeeping you happy.

6 c9 S# t! a3 s' S* LYou spend
0 M; X2 @6 e" C- F/ `3 q7 s8 Vyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
6 R* k4 d! l2 U' c+ y7 Q# xspa-like
8 H4 @6 m* S2 {2 l: t* d+ [3 icon ditions: central heating, room service on
. |' ?1 a. e) X/ I" z4 t2 Ttap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

' t3 X/ w9 r- X% v9 k  n& m6 kI rest
" d# F4 d  q) {+ L/ y; p+ Tmy case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!