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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE9 b# t* W3 c0 r$ j9 }$ ]

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next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the5 V. R$ J/ p0 B# U/ D: H/ z
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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1 o( {+ L  t4 W( x: }- AWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
* }' [6 [- H+ l$ R& wretirement and collecting benefit checks.6 G& G1 s- [5 W; g( E! v

* ]& @7 o4 Q  r+ |8 BWhen you start work,
8 [' z$ t5 S, \% b( jyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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/ L0 }- ~  g; J6 wYou work 40 years or
/ D9 h7 F0 s/ p8 E: \8 z- Uso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
. k; H0 ^1 ]& r  z* k& x) u6 F6 kyou're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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, u! n# n" s3 v# Z6 H  R. ZAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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everyone runs themselves ragged) _% R7 s0 [' L! m% Z" |
keeping you happy.
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$ ~7 N) A2 H! A" y% p( M) u7 OYou spend
6 ^" E- |- b  t- \+ Kyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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