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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE
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# l# L3 L& B' u- zI want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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0 |3 S" c6 a1 B; W+ T) XThen, you wake up in a nursing home* {$ V0 F3 d8 z1 `; k! E
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your9 N( E1 ^8 t4 d4 ^
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,( D, U$ P. C0 i8 [& S; W. ^
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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0 \6 _% V9 |' s/ GYou work 40 years or& Q2 G- I! E  m# j
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,2 d- f% f5 Y3 I1 N$ j! ?
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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$ a" h; B9 D2 LYou go to elementary school, play, and have no$ e* _; p* f* ^3 b4 ?
responsibilities.1 S# ^9 G- O, }! t) A
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy." `( @& q/ k: M2 J: A8 |
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You spend
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spa-like$ I5 b7 `# N' J' B
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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