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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the( A- l, h5 z9 W" u! O
way right off the bat.6 \% W2 h& ?/ |! J1 s9 `
! j1 |3 t# E& D' U1 t. }Then, you wake up in a nursing home5 U1 N0 _# @1 a7 ~0 ?8 |+ m
feeling better every day.
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& ^3 p |8 K% T, PWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your/ H X9 v* z# \! y$ S- M2 @
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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/ `& K# E1 g' OWhen you start work,7 i& @3 @7 O; p; B3 Q$ ?1 R5 J
you get a gold watch on your first day.0 ]9 M7 V, ?: \- O
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You work 40 years or3 f w' [1 N. H0 b4 v9 L0 E
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon. l: h6 D, \+ I/ {/ z
you're too young to& z) i* K! n, P8 v# p, X/ s( C
work.
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$ A8 N3 f0 H# \6 W1 u0 iSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,) o, q' O% y% ^' F' z8 ~
and party.& ]. G3 E9 `! B+ q3 x6 I5 r. I
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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3 A1 t, x7 y U* F( V/ e$ j5 }6 I) AYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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You spend2 y: v$ S( @1 O4 O& j4 R
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,5 _5 V, W+ G4 E
spa-like5 M6 ]/ S, P3 x9 c6 ]
con ditions: central heating, room service on& W7 W, }" Y1 }& c0 Y4 R! q
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* o4 A. b2 r) WUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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