MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE

, m" [: p4 p8 w5 ^I want to live my
next life backwards!

8 v# p7 E* k& [& p& vYou start out dead and get that out of the
' {+ ]0 B0 N0 I8 {way right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home
0 p6 r- K! }- n+ ~feeling better every day.
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& O7 u7 n+ @5 j* j2 K8 K* tWhen you are kicked out of the home
; @( T& I9 a$ rfor being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
4 Z9 ^0 Z$ m, }, ?3 l& Y0 Wretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.

* H5 s5 U, y+ ~9 ^# l4 |- ~You work 40 years or
& ?$ ^# L- ~$ j, R4 p5 w& h1 Bso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
4 }$ q6 K2 f0 j  W8 N5 s- Cwork.

: H- r( ~% M& y0 U# GSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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2 R6 R  v5 h1 y8 hAs you get even younger, you become a kid
again.

You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
% ]' t7 X( N% P* D. y( Qeveryone runs themselves ragged
; ^2 u- h+ |- j' E$ u# }+ q5 Mkeeping you happy.
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, G* z3 a1 S# d9 Q. n/ F0 ?You spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
# ]3 `( u8 |/ z8 O1 t( S0 s3 vspa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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' v6 K% P2 ]9 O2 ^: ^: Y! sUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!