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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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6 `* s8 A7 ~1 W( Q7 NThen, you wake up in a nursing home, k5 h+ a+ M% V; M! n3 t, L
feeling better every day.: w6 e- a/ I6 z7 d  m
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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When you start work,
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You work 40 years or6 N$ I" F# u- W! w5 {
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon. J" _" D; `  F4 _
you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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! I4 u- G0 {( a  z0 u2 tYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and7 q: v: x% r+ V  D
everyone runs themselves ragged5 g7 @) D) L% Q4 Y
keeping you happy.2 T9 z7 v% C4 L6 |( K* k
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spa-like
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tap.6 @4 W' n9 l3 ?

2 `2 U+ X8 l% {/ p2 P: qUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.0 V2 e! W8 G$ x+ Q+ |% T
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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