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I want to live my
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% Q' f) w2 R! G( a) ^% N- _9 n1 fYou start out dead and get that out of the5 }- w1 {# }1 c' D+ w
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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4 @( N3 X' C- SWhen you are kicked out of the home6 ]8 Z/ ]2 G2 Z; H7 _- }
for being too healthy, you spend
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& Y. z! C6 h1 u1 g7 AWhen you start work,
% J) i3 V4 G0 ?- m( E' d8 i- _; Eyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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work.
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* ~1 |% u" d( g: H) sSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,3 a8 o) ?2 {3 G; \ L1 m( v; y
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid5 H& u2 A8 h ^" d. P" S8 s* _- A
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no+ ~, O% P1 F' X+ c, u
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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You spend
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con ditions: central heating, room service on2 p- i9 A" L; S9 l/ P$ S4 c
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, u; |; S% |: z7 \9 x5 [Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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