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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE
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6 U8 @8 X; R. vI want to live my
  H' ^# Y5 F/ l8 F/ t2 O' snext life backwards!
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* _  W) G& X7 zYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
) x) P# K2 a, U6 R+ i3 F' dfeeling better every day.. F* y3 R! p) }3 f2 z; m
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When you are kicked out of the home
- M+ b1 p& G+ ?5 [4 o' Xfor being too healthy, you spend
& b# m2 P8 Q/ D0 P! ~several years enjoying your# V% }7 _+ B) R/ s: h& A8 I/ y9 w
retirement and collecting benefit checks.( J6 o3 o( R2 Q$ I
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When you start work,
7 P# z+ U; ~" ~* qyou get a gold watch on your first day.& h% z  R- `" ~: c4 `# b

3 K% h7 o9 d" ?1 K. [3 xYou work 40 years or
5 I6 u  }4 b5 i$ h- qso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
+ M& H* X9 Y( Q) ]you're too young to$ }* u9 A* p3 a& d! R  [
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,1 U9 `3 e& U$ P& I
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As you get even younger, you become a kid) M% J, `' z$ Z6 K" O
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and1 R9 A9 o- d+ \
everyone runs themselves ragged
# _9 `2 g, r: }& d# x% Y+ F1 qkeeping you happy.
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: s/ l0 S( y' ?( o+ I: jYou spend
8 G  x3 n& g- Z* y8 p) Uyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,  N  f5 M- D$ G' T6 v& V
spa-like
* [1 j  o3 B2 K' acon ditions: central heating, room service on
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$ \1 ?' H) w5 ?6 a' _# w7 eUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.1 q- w9 [. t8 i2 k, V) U1 s

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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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