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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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1 d% X' w: o+ o: H  k+ |I want to live my8 D" l# P! ?  e9 c: M
next life backwards!, G; h! v: ]: e$ E' W

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way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home3 a4 l) P. U6 N1 C
feeling better every day.8 f2 |7 L: N0 Z0 Q0 m. i& z

6 y& K5 L& e; Y) {When you are kicked out of the home
$ I+ `% |+ t& v3 f2 q, |for being too healthy, you spend, Q' ~9 X! h3 t: ^* P1 m
several years enjoying your6 P( d$ V! d4 D, f8 v1 ]
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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% T, X7 @1 y8 M7 NWhen you start work,+ [, t; w8 Z8 g" V: H( O* [% M% v7 j
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or# S. T5 h# v% w; C
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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9 U3 R* Z- I6 D! GAs you get even younger, you become a kid) M; K; K; b* u( c- F2 |. j7 X
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no+ L* q* x9 S! J; _& H
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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You spend
" O: o. d" A, ~your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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6 U* ~; n1 \# m  N% zcon ditions: central heating, room service on
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2 B3 t2 d  |. N. Q! g7 iUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.) U1 h/ y9 `1 Z% _2 |* K; ?, Q
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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