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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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, J7 s; [& H" n% B* wYou start out dead and get that out of the
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feeling better every day.
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/ `% _9 k- B9 C& v  _* _5 `When you are kicked out of the home
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When you start work,
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You work 40 years or
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and party.
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& b+ k0 \8 r9 {* ?* yAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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* q/ q. h! R8 ?You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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$ U, S8 g8 s0 r6 m/ U' BIn a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.
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You spend
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con ditions: central heating, room service on3 B8 D& l+ l6 E4 I2 M: B! V
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I rest
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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