MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
next life backwards!
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- q: w* c5 B$ ~. T7 Q6 hYou start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.
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2 v0 ?  u0 T6 ?. q- cThen, you wake up in a nursing home
$ [  P( r+ \' y) Nfeeling better every day.

) U9 x9 J! C) @  ^* J; m. lWhen you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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' k' N* x1 N1 [5 ^7 r# zWhen you start work,
4 \3 F" s+ ]" M9 D' h, f9 Ayou get a gold watch on your first day.

/ K3 }( M, n3 ?. xYou work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
work.
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8 G3 ~+ ~  ~9 d. T# _# U' DSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
5 ^: `$ W+ H" Y- c+ ?and party.
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/ Y8 \6 b4 v& Z0 @' w6 }) _As you get even younger, you become a kid
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
; o$ D  p9 J* o3 H' oresponsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and
* e& o4 P0 Y, O7 l2 C$ veveryone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
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You spend
6 y& X  D3 z: f  Iyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
" q+ ~* w' h2 y- _spa-like
5 F$ `: _" x4 F$ R0 e4 G4 Gcon ditions: central heating, room service on
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4 B& j+ L& n' t$ iUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!