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MY NEXT LIFE/ a4 ^/ X7 S9 V5 X/ w; m
' z ~+ J: C6 v, ^; yI want to live my( @- s" R7 j: B+ m5 s
next life backwards!
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, W* q" _( a0 h) H, O DYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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r9 g" x0 ^9 f3 t. O7 lWhen you are kicked out of the home- P% Z. r7 m7 S7 E# F
for being too healthy, you spend
1 {; p4 C4 g7 U" B3 Useveral years enjoying your2 Q8 W9 [, h0 E; E0 y2 J6 d& Z% t2 o
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,: S; t$ q8 V1 i7 M! ]* X: T
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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! B- b0 J" ~$ h4 |8 ^" |0 o$ [You work 40 years or
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you're too young to+ B' H& T: C& M$ I3 {% j
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,% L$ Q0 k9 T: l$ f: A1 `
and party.
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2 b+ b; D$ B% g3 ?As you get even younger, you become a kid
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: Y$ N$ S7 }# y: wYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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) _; @$ I; z& T; M' _In a few years, you become a baby and+ [ F; e* J, t+ D7 K M+ I
everyone runs themselves ragged$ s# p2 D0 y/ K! C& ?6 r6 V
keeping you happy.
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+ j7 K( ^6 D% m. D* hYou spend
" q C& n" D# p6 v7 {; w6 t% Yyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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) E4 D3 q7 y* G2 ]con ditions: central heating, room service on
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% J3 L, R/ m( _; p: ]: RUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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