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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE
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next life backwards!
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$ a# `7 `; p0 P& u( O: ZYou start out dead and get that out of the
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8 u! u' L. k* C7 l6 LThen, you wake up in a nursing home
, [! h# c8 S8 T/ q: H6 v* y: a0 Vfeeling better every day.; L" r/ _7 d& p9 r6 I! N
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When you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.2 Y, {0 }' d/ |) a+ }2 e  F
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When you start work,. z9 m2 T/ l1 z; X
you get a gold watch on your first day.6 ^5 u! K8 j+ ~5 a, v2 R
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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0 f8 U0 T# E9 z9 a3 u$ W7 W' w% Z7 gSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,) ^4 B* G; G: v# U3 N4 U: C
and party.0 t; G( Q! F! F& m* Y7 l) w
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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2 w& Q; V) }- s6 [You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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- X6 @7 o4 M( D* Y  HIn a few years, you become a baby and/ R# R; U9 |9 S. p
everyone runs themselves ragged
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) `* T! `8 r& c& A$ LYou spend
4 n  [/ C: S, d6 P, V: I# L2 Jyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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