MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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; H, l$ b2 ~$ J) r7 {' MI want to live my
next life backwards!
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' J9 J( H+ h/ CYou start out dead and get that out of the
2 A" P3 J, @% z( G& Bway right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home
4 e4 \% }, M* Vfeeling better every day.

' F% r2 |4 A/ k. h# lWhen you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
( G+ o1 t( D" k- Cyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.

As you get even younger, you become a kid
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
0 [' s1 {0 j5 ]4 J3 N, g7 ]: {keeping you happy.

1 X5 R! v" b( p/ j: pYou spend
4 d+ j% D/ W8 s4 t2 A0 B" U/ Z0 xyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
8 C- N$ h5 P9 wcon ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.
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2 A! j2 H* d! eUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

5 I! Q1 A$ @/ |$ v- J4 \I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!