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I want to live my; S6 q" }- I7 x. l6 r
next life backwards!
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! a7 e7 B- r4 }9 M6 BYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks., W4 [5 p" T: V, Q
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When you start work,* L% I. ^% @4 Y) X6 D6 c# ?% `/ z
you get a gold watch on your first day.( G2 ~6 y% i- T# [% d0 p' L
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You work 40 years or4 O9 T' F3 y+ d$ M4 q% ~2 S2 A
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon; B/ D2 m6 w" c3 S" c
you're too young to
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% L- t, q0 {8 D# YSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, b% } O- E* C1 [2 l4 y4 z
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid& m$ A9 p; H# n4 v
again.
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# m' y: C; c; T. tYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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- q/ V0 u- S9 S7 n [" e/ v2 qIn a few years, you become a baby and
, E6 D" O4 Z1 t2 A8 f4 \" z1 I1 Qeveryone runs themselves ragged
) ^6 u# \1 k" `3 ~; B# A- ^0 w& Ckeeping you happy.
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You spend
( n6 s0 n+ @ E' l7 z3 F' [7 k eyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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9 a$ H/ E5 ~& j6 aUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest. w& Q/ |9 B4 e! G/ [" n/ I) J" [
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