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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE# w0 m: a- V7 W$ a3 M9 r- {7 a
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I want to live my
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( y% R3 D. Q& G) s  l0 EYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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" K' W1 @6 O# Q& r+ k9 SWhen you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
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6 A6 E" A6 A- y. IYou work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,& Q$ K' D( q) t& D8 }8 V
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid9 v4 A: ]% x# J' l" [
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* l/ L2 u6 k" K- X- i8 cYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and6 i6 m0 [- c  k
everyone runs themselves ragged" n' p' l# z) H$ n9 D
keeping you happy.7 u. @% L6 ]7 z# k$ B8 q
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You spend% F* W1 @, X0 P! r2 t  x
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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