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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE: N  l* C3 B( w9 L  t, P
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I want to live my
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; A8 b( z5 |. x2 vYou start out dead and get that out of the( |0 b! c2 B4 H7 I% L
way right off the bat.
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6 r) \9 w6 B( L, _& h" z" }3 u' YThen, you wake up in a nursing home
! \) N4 s/ Y$ l8 m! f5 Afeeling better every day.
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+ N. |3 G1 r% W7 l; l7 @When you are kicked out of the home. d5 {: O* d2 l$ z6 H* ~6 p
for being too healthy, you spend
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$ V0 i6 ?, o! ]3 W6 G. S# HWhen you start work,
$ g% K) L9 [6 K4 Y9 x  b2 b  t  \you get a gold watch on your first day.
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$ ?# j: B# Q; n1 T8 a& ZYou work 40 years or# e$ J- H" Y; m- V+ \' n5 Q. ~0 D
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
! _3 x) O5 _1 k8 g$ D' g( uyou're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,( j0 S  E4 C  b* j
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid' k* e) p3 |7 P6 t0 L- L; k
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& J9 q  w9 ]/ k  ~% n, O- B+ uYou go to elementary school, play, and have no8 f) t* u0 ?0 O- ^0 F' R6 ^5 d3 g( k
responsibilities.! A, R$ t% {  u: {. F! ^0 e
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In a few years, you become a baby and4 I/ N" E+ ?6 B; p
everyone runs themselves ragged! V$ X( O  c$ K$ o3 Q
keeping you happy.  X" B- F" m. K& [4 y, t
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your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,+ [9 ^) t9 J! o4 T8 [
spa-like9 k# J; L) _' c0 b. L( z; A
con ditions: central heating, room service on- o5 m: I( C) W) x
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest, F4 X3 s7 U" T6 r- @; K9 [8 y
my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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