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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE
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  G* Y4 q1 G6 }- O" UI want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the9 D7 O2 a4 O) ~+ S( w0 f$ k0 O
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home4 j+ z5 T+ y+ \
feeling better every day.7 k, v4 E% z8 l6 }0 s

* J* M) f1 {4 z6 O4 i- Q6 Z4 f; G9 ^When you are kicked out of the home8 B: d- o/ L6 f, S6 Z
for being too healthy, you spend
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1 C) N! Z+ R4 W& w/ ~% V  rWhen you start work,
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so, getting younger every day until pretty soon6 I" e% w. N/ y# O+ ?+ D" A( F
you're too young to
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: t% U1 S& k+ j$ Y1 ~So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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( o! I& _! u! m+ dAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no: s/ |$ y! [) k6 A) `2 O' J+ ?- {2 H
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In a few years, you become a baby and$ m$ d$ H6 w! G% ?) L7 j
everyone runs themselves ragged( g" N+ k7 C4 A8 G0 j
keeping you happy.& K) ?/ t2 l$ [3 V( r
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You spend9 I. Y7 `7 L0 ^9 E
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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: g9 Q$ g1 C0 X6 qUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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