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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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; r+ j' V1 d0 y+ A( |I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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8 z& d7 J+ W5 O7 QWhen you are kicked out of the home
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you get a gold watch on your first day.% d4 Z, y. X/ F. t$ v5 B8 }: X
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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6 k. F; K/ F+ N7 ]In a few years, you become a baby and
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your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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I rest
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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