MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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1 r+ V3 K) [" w# n3 l9 bYou start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.

When you are kicked out of the home
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6 m3 w% \6 {; Q9 h- ^several years enjoying your
2 C; C) _3 {% {6 ]" O! Eretirement and collecting benefit checks.

! u! ]. x& n( R: }, wWhen you start work,
5 m6 s! M9 E5 l* M9 [3 Myou get a gold watch on your first day.
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" w- \/ l7 R* o. Z2 C1 NYou work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
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  K+ D1 D. |1 h% C' a, g* r/ }/ j7 GSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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) B% ]2 D& R0 [As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
( ~1 w$ E+ e3 s0 g9 D6 X1 Xkeeping you happy.

3 d% C: n  N6 K' f4 uYou spend
( H. A* f$ k  q0 x) I+ ^; C) hyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
1 F' F' N$ f9 M0 ]spa-like
' L( b6 Q6 w5 _4 C# X: p/ \( @- Vcon ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.
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4 p# u& `* w/ A0 d% @Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!