MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
$ J+ I( Q6 Y# @, q( C9 {; q* v" Pway right off the bat.

- ~- ?0 q( `. U  o1 WThen, you wake up in a nursing home
; A+ H2 G( [6 F9 ifeeling better every day.
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9 {  F# |* W* y$ v; F, T! m' AWhen you are kicked out of the home
4 i2 Z8 T+ ]9 ~( p- r- ]9 B2 afor being too healthy, you spend
6 G) F* Y8 s( V" ?several years enjoying your
- W2 v$ t$ }6 s3 A* e. ~retirement and collecting benefit checks.

$ R, Y! I2 R, I7 p# OWhen you start work,
$ w$ u8 t) Q0 {you get a gold watch on your first day.
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: x8 l: J0 m  BYou work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
2 |8 H& r* ?! z. I9 ?9 `% W0 fyou're too young to
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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  ?( f5 z8 V* mYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and
& d$ ~6 l& _  reveryone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.

You spend
. S! v4 x6 C! }$ Z2 wyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

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my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!