MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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; M* u6 O% B" p. ZI want to live my
/ x0 i8 g# @7 w( ]9 G+ ]3 B7 anext life backwards!

0 c1 C4 b* q$ d2 i0 j6 f2 SYou start out dead and get that out of the
! _" \; g* f& f$ i$ Cway right off the bat.
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  Y* d& C: D: X) XThen, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.

When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
  {, ]+ c7 I+ A2 H0 r; C. x/ eretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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% B5 h9 [" P5 P& J% _4 x! b9 EWhen you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.

9 I9 P- H; @/ {  WYou work 40 years or
9 L5 l5 }4 r0 s- F3 ^$ F  j8 zso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
work.

So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
again.
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* B8 T0 M6 X( _# j+ mYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.

) m4 L2 `. H$ _" S8 E/ l3 c$ mIn a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
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" ^- O1 m1 C# s/ y: n; i& Y9 [8 wYou spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
4 N4 [0 |! [0 K  R3 P; i2 [( Z. cspa-like
& W# V, E; ?- m  U5 Vcon ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.
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+ T. @6 v1 k7 C2 _* a! _- a& jUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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$ k5 V! n1 t; n0 a6 X$ JI rest
* U! z; F/ y4 f! |: |& y4 u8 U& mmy case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!