MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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2 l% ]# g: Y3 \Then, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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4 J6 E- L3 \" z7 V2 W6 L% p, [When you start work,
, {" Z, G8 R% Y0 {( pyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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1 _7 G$ Y) `: \( E, BYou work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
work.

So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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7 E, j( t/ ?3 U. NIn a few years, you become a baby and
2 a0 U: ]; n" U7 X* eeveryone runs themselves ragged
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You spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

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my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!