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MY NEXT LIFE
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& c J( U' C+ ^2 TI want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the: B8 z `: ~' N) t
way right off the bat.6 Q" j: ~% M9 R' p
( }; F, _% [2 \. Q8 d$ Y$ f' A$ d7 ?Then, you wake up in a nursing home
8 P: u1 ~3 q: r2 b! \8 |0 X1 Yfeeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
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When you start work,+ a: e* h) x& ], P
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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- f% Y& i+ _! ~You work 40 years or
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you're too young to+ _* L- i2 D0 q3 \
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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0 P2 k0 q/ A$ ]: j) Q5 aYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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3 E# O7 r: q; e) m" z8 G8 C! pYou spend0 Z2 \. C1 N. ]
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,8 x3 u2 V5 m3 i5 M' a- V0 G, t, I0 T$ U
spa-like
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' x9 H/ W' z& {) uUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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