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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE: [/ Q3 }% g$ R1 g- T* c( f
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I want to live my9 G% Z1 ?  [) o4 k7 o
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the: B* v5 Z( n% C
way right off the bat.0 n7 z7 F1 B' s- k& {. ?

/ x( ~  K/ E& ]- O" CThen, you wake up in a nursing home" b" H2 R) i  S0 J- T/ N
feeling better every day.; l& J) R/ {8 L; N
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When you are kicked out of the home$ h, D! @/ v" r, z. d
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
" D% c* X: a3 o6 fyou get a gold watch on your first day.+ r9 ?; p5 a$ a
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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  ]" X5 I$ R& l5 K% M4 @So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,7 ^, u$ `& h$ t; L0 F
and party.) [" z/ U, V  p# K4 ]4 w2 {
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As you get even younger, you become a kid5 F4 R) w. t: K1 W; R
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1 d6 F. M0 U# u( R; JYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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3 D. R  i6 }# cIn a few years, you become a baby and2 Q  g. b; @0 K6 Q3 L
everyone runs themselves ragged
5 }2 R* _) A4 ~- vkeeping you happy.
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4 z, f: s- Q* o$ ]  Z2 x3 _3 E$ P' U& iYou spend; o* T* Z8 ?$ X* `2 k
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,6 q- B  `( e* \) G; t
spa-like: x9 l8 m# b' h6 t" W
con ditions: central heating, room service on$ W* f: Q3 S$ W$ V( g$ c
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.3 c& R; w# N% a

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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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