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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your0 U* x" @6 a, u; W% w; r
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,* v- l: t0 S& N$ l; M
you get a gold watch on your first day. n) [' S- O; G$ O/ ~* `0 H6 k
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You work 40 years or
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work.
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* n- p% D+ _% PSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,' r4 u& V- ~ f7 l
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again.
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2 Y' c1 X$ C- sYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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A' D2 l' s3 j- G) A: YIn a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.% Y- R+ t7 q5 F/ M
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your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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