MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE
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7 O  i# S- l' `, G2 a8 ]2 nI want to live my
next life backwards!
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( M3 @  ]- I3 OYou start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.
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: j: S7 R7 X5 Y1 p% p" QThen, you wake up in a nursing home
/ U: c+ M' _; R# Zfeeling better every day.

When you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
, o: Y$ l/ o, y0 [' @5 Tseveral years enjoying your
+ L: K! p2 g9 U9 I# aretirement and collecting benefit checks.

* V# i, |* t# w+ E& Q) N* I1 r( ~When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
again.
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5 W$ |/ v# K* ]$ W: o' t( ?You go to elementary school, play, and have no
+ C# K$ z4 _& J! Y! mresponsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
8 K4 A! J3 T+ }4 Xeveryone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.

You spend
, c" ?# _$ D; I% Y$ f* Kyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.

$ I- A: C# F* e* z4 o: ~3 N/ b/ WUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!