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MY NEXT LIFE2 {% S+ \' ~( T4 x( u9 C
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I want to live my% F& a/ _* Z# P1 F5 s& m4 b
next life backwards!. X0 ]% W- I7 E7 p* u
6 s, T' ^5 l* d, D$ w2 e3 fYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home% C$ G1 K9 C" [
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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# w0 H4 B. T- o" LWhen you start work,& U# }3 Q% R9 K! p7 q' c. h6 w. m
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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work.
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$ w8 G' X1 g* @4 m. XSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,/ y# _ o" G& ?
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As you get even younger, you become a kid$ }4 k/ s. O' S7 E' k
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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1 ^" ]! I" X/ h# ]In a few years, you become a baby and
/ n& S0 O, d {' Y$ j( M. Yeveryone runs themselves ragged
. }/ v7 C2 C7 T- G3 B9 e! wkeeping you happy.
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You spend
y- ?( v" ]2 G' \9 k2 xyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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0 w; B( h* m8 k jcon ditions: central heating, room service on9 O/ p7 S+ U, C) d
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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