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7 {) h( \2 O4 P( ~7 v4 qI want to live my5 b% u6 l& g* S: J, A8 s" L" n
next life backwards!! V3 ^& z! ` }! {: i/ z
# o% X% N& T) Y* J; oYou start out dead and get that out of the
+ {' r. G, Z' ]& O/ ?* Gway right off the bat.
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$ O2 o# d' ^* ]9 Q7 G6 r& b( N( X( WThen, you wake up in a nursing home( g4 X( H" z, x4 [3 W+ G/ u& s9 q; a
feeling better every day.
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7 f1 d6 v% }8 i, h1 e& T2 {0 oWhen you are kicked out of the home
8 T0 U$ `9 y; zfor being too healthy, you spend
7 X+ T2 r# U* P8 @# U- Z5 F- `several years enjoying your
, v2 F% P* ~+ M& b8 M1 g' Rretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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& N+ f \* H/ M4 i7 p2 IWhen you start work,) P8 l$ r4 U6 J* j1 h
you get a gold watch on your first day.. M! u1 O# A& K0 i8 H b7 }' ?$ m
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You work 40 years or6 P* t- Q4 y- z0 h3 _+ E
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work.) B7 n% m- R* Q5 r+ ]
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid$ D. f( G( y$ f( h- j
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no0 e- c+ c$ H4 R( y; M. s. i% G
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
1 p, s- d( P+ Zeveryone runs themselves ragged6 n0 g' N! C; w3 g
keeping you happy.
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You spend) @: V8 k; D. T) }
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,3 j+ ]8 A8 E+ B% t8 Z7 w. [6 Q
spa-like
' F+ X- ^/ Q& ~* f5 e* ]con ditions: central heating, room service on: b: a: `4 b) w6 Q
tap.
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! t; n+ B6 g3 s2 kUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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