MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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: @0 e" T4 h  |Then, you wake up in a nursing home
  [2 `4 B8 k5 N1 b. i8 X5 H4 Afeeling better every day.

When you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
( L; A9 G3 Q' g. u, a* w; u+ c: Dseveral years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.

! o: g7 ?+ _+ y) Q; ~) H1 ]) MWhen you start work,
* N! _2 V0 ]) \& b" M, k* tyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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4 _: y' b  i: ]You work 40 years or
% @- |; e  o- s  ~1 ?1 Sso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.

As you get even younger, you become a kid
' {4 ^8 v/ [6 q5 v  W# ?# _again.
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: n) x4 x# U5 d/ wYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
; h7 V! e& f& v" F, e6 Nkeeping you happy.

You spend
$ n8 Y/ ^' D) c8 y+ c( Y% g) p7 [6 |your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
, D4 s8 S. i5 y7 I4 L1 d4 j9 K/ F  Nspa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.

* K! @0 K& w: C& {' VUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!