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MY NEXT LIFE8 q, m# Q+ Y/ p0 p4 i
8 T+ ^0 Z$ R# q( W8 PI want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the5 H8 {1 h; W. w2 o1 v6 C* s
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home7 F! _: X, Y# {5 v2 M- h% x/ `
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.2 K8 u& Y( J( z
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When you start work,
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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, o' N! o; s j- N, |& e7 [So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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& g# U+ Q$ d0 \4 W" n, D& \As you get even younger, you become a kid" }6 c9 j8 v1 m' U8 Q
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and; p6 Y( x" W0 z" C! S0 c: j- }
everyone runs themselves ragged
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You spend
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! l1 r) i4 w0 fUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.. ^% W# \" V9 }% A; D' X- ?
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I rest
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