MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE

! t! S" x( i8 q/ I/ I. GI want to live my
$ J. D2 i( l) K) Q$ }next life backwards!
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1 K# e9 d0 S% g! A* G! r$ I, RYou start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.
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2 m( O& T$ O# O8 e+ R+ vThen, you wake up in a nursing home
8 I$ `. I- ?! Q7 R1 e2 Dfeeling better every day.

When you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
7 R% F3 i6 |( ^6 e5 sretirement and collecting benefit checks.

% ?9 E* k2 {0 M& p8 P9 `+ ~When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.

4 T4 U% F" b! \4 s1 H7 m: nYou work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
! A  ~- b- p0 D/ E. `# n: pyou're too young to
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.

3 Z$ q0 Y$ {- x7 FAs you get even younger, you become a kid
+ ]. d  A  H3 oagain.

+ \" S, F4 ^6 s' c8 O& s* s# ^You go to elementary school, play, and have no
+ t4 D( X$ g* ^9 L" `responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
0 p, A3 {/ E  W  Ieveryone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
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% L: K3 b7 \) _You spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
- K# f* K- k+ p/ Jspa-like
5 L3 g* r- M1 `" o+ X- @& C& j  D) Rcon ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

% D8 @! x! Y  |* z* X- zI rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!