MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my
next life backwards!

$ @( s8 L  c. n5 ^You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.

$ Q6 G* c4 A* C- ]  W9 IThen, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.
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& N: o. I; s. D, N3 S8 YWhen you are kicked out of the home
' w; I7 {9 \* Z6 r2 Ffor being too healthy, you spend
( w, L+ T7 t& o+ Xseveral years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.

: D) [$ m& [& M( }  b7 [" FWhen you start work,
8 W4 h4 ~$ t7 N3 ]you get a gold watch on your first day.

( T4 v' p. t2 S4 U) ?6 i/ yYou work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
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8 T" d) G( [+ L; FSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
9 J: ^0 ?. \" I& sand party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
again.
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% i& S) X4 ?) f% y; UYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
$ ~- c- c0 X; e1 W+ s& lresponsibilities.
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5 L, m3 q  [- M, s- u# Z. QIn a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
  V5 h; I1 L0 x8 kkeeping you happy.
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0 s, Q  M2 K1 n5 ~1 J. KYou spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
0 w1 e/ [$ u6 v5 \8 ?$ yspa-like
2 V' v- r# U, c# P% G4 z  wcon ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.

1 s$ ]- Z8 `2 x- g6 @* ~Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!