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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE# I6 O% G9 k) o1 P8 z
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I want to live my" a0 x) H' r) u4 P/ ~# C
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the0 r! O, x2 Z' [4 c% c/ I
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9 G. ?1 D6 l5 R/ k) u/ N3 EThen, you wake up in a nursing home; A. K2 g$ N/ u4 ~6 A2 P
feeling better every day.# x" h' m2 A2 x$ V7 u) P1 @- t& Z

" C% A  w6 j5 L# u5 E8 P( ]When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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When you start work,
0 x0 v& M7 |/ S+ eyou get a gold watch on your first day.9 k; y6 R8 x9 z8 w

0 K( C" \5 `9 J. d  SYou work 40 years or
, t& c% O0 q! [/ s) L: A3 @( q# yso, getting younger every day until pretty soon1 y7 d- \$ E. e& o
you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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& g$ a; S+ p4 ~( I/ W( U" XAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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! Y: W5 N2 j- M; p% y9 x3 iYou go to elementary school, play, and have no' U3 _- o2 c0 ?" U
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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" ^4 S" Y1 p) f( z5 qkeeping you happy.
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You spend
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spa-like" B) a8 m% k  h
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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3 _# n+ l5 i' H+ W  l) e4 N- gUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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