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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE  y6 s8 c: T4 Z% e( _; |# x1 b

/ O2 K' ^1 e# Z& V* y( WI want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the# W% C+ |7 }0 d) r
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home$ ~( s( q5 Q  u
feeling better every day.  j) T  E/ U7 G1 ~* q3 p( w/ Y7 z$ ?

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for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.8 r6 M, g* Z; q6 o/ d. _7 F

/ }6 D6 Q8 m9 A' r  z' K; tWhen you start work,, N$ {# O6 _$ `/ e& G; M
you get a gold watch on your first day.: ~/ S' R* ~! H5 R) c9 b; v
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You work 40 years or# J$ n; M$ u9 |* y. @; R" U7 }
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon- O1 t  A; r2 A# t
you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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3 v% ^  K6 n% n( d% W& g) H) C1 |As you get even younger, you become a kid  e0 w6 j3 [5 x2 d, D8 [" u2 a, {7 n; p
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no. j) c4 z  ~' `( Z
responsibilities.
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1 `! f- Z$ a' z) w6 T2 h# ?" M& bIn a few years, you become a baby and
% T- z9 o( {9 D! T9 Meveryone runs themselves ragged
' B8 l6 v- S0 O% S, H4 r# G5 Zkeeping you happy.
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4 [/ N9 N* ?, |7 p3 ~1 Y$ JYou spend# S" y! X6 t4 q" p
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,1 {* b5 L1 d1 m! u
spa-like. E+ a0 l' @) m3 N* B+ q( }
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.' N7 r' `  b; n6 J" |) B& }

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# G" @" i" s8 i! r& n4 p5 ~my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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