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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE# i3 @3 n; K2 d

; n2 i4 H$ D4 VI want to live my- \) G( a2 e" k! p' ^0 p* x% g' l
next life backwards!- q6 y4 }: }, X5 Q9 ]" H
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You start out dead and get that out of the' R- y% j4 J3 e: E* Y/ [3 Q2 r- d0 c
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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When you start work,
* s6 V) O! \4 f6 M0 Xyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or! a& D) i( ]8 Y6 g. k
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon. t4 r) ^6 D% o4 C
you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,2 X  C$ m. ~; a) j1 M& D3 M8 B& h* s
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid- }" d( J7 ^0 u! Y1 e8 p
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no% e0 M) s( g1 g( R# O$ z/ ~
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% B/ L) H/ c/ j9 SIn a few years, you become a baby and, c# ~6 P/ |1 [0 l7 I; ?- `
everyone runs themselves ragged# B- ?; p4 |) o' Q
keeping you happy.2 ?/ V+ o9 r5 K% E
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You spend1 I$ N( _5 X% k/ P/ m+ w" m; U; T7 i
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on. E" ]) p# ?' E: o2 l+ @8 O
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.+ J7 b! v; |* g7 D- W0 e

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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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