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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE
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% |5 Q- u+ a7 N1 d* i/ lI want to live my8 o+ U: Q0 ^5 A; B+ \- m! O
next life backwards!7 f6 `; T! o4 V: _) V

. P$ k0 f; T7 a* q/ XYou start out dead and get that out of the
8 G" {& w% a9 R; z7 R( {way right off the bat./ Z# e& u% s6 z. n

/ i4 O( w% o* {Then, you wake up in a nursing home1 v! D( Y2 B" }$ P; f% N/ z
feeling better every day.
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6 @# v  J; z6 s' Z" u3 kWhen you are kicked out of the home" k4 m1 M+ P, E! @' H* i, W& F
for being too healthy, you spend( m3 W+ l3 I7 W. W5 _' h) ^" D
several years enjoying your* A- b1 Q+ n0 v0 O
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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% |: ~7 ~/ ?; L5 _4 O5 sWhen you start work,& [& t5 \; a% T5 T
you get a gold watch on your first day.0 |1 o" w/ d& y  q2 M

7 Y$ B# Q; ^& ^8 `! p% UYou work 40 years or- `* i, O, ?* t8 M# M6 o
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work.- G5 W6 r, [' O3 a
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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8 r: @5 Z3 }9 ?$ c; L3 ?  yAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
2 [+ k0 [" ?  S  x4 C' feveryone runs themselves ragged
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9 b, N4 N" \9 N+ A) d- iYou spend6 y/ \% `/ k% X4 S0 C& X' ]
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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" w" c. s7 M3 b7 Ccon ditions: central heating, room service on
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9 a# B1 X, {1 t/ vUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest. }( u$ ?3 y( f) ]5 p, h
my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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