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MY NEXT LIFE
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0 v- R% w, J3 Q% vI want to live my
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' [! r& c5 J0 l H0 \- jYou start out dead and get that out of the
, O( h% |# j! a7 j$ T! }% ^( gway right off the bat.; x: n# r, D4 _# o: ^, n
- a$ E4 D/ s" y& p$ U- @Then, you wake up in a nursing home
; ?+ Z/ y( b B B: L! Ofeeling better every day.
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: g/ V) K( n9 Y3 WWhen you are kicked out of the home
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n, }. g$ o, R$ e; W( E! \8 lretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,$ J$ R& e& y, R. k z5 }7 ]5 @
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
' J+ Z2 U' z3 m1 Y9 x2 X) zso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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8 b' ^( T) K' I5 o+ i# Z, ~7 RSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,8 M6 A% Z9 p S$ D2 ]. ~
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid' Y1 b5 p3 f9 I3 G* V# j) ?, W
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no8 ^ h/ i6 |- L W% ?9 d" j1 { l
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# w, S5 B( R$ `$ N7 oIn a few years, you become a baby and+ g; |$ C; }( `$ T6 w% p0 [
everyone runs themselves ragged; g, N& @" m; V; z4 _* U
keeping you happy.6 o! t. R$ x, t- B) R( Z3 B& s
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You spend6 W, ^$ j b$ u6 A" D, P' ~/ Z
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on$ [5 B/ W6 D+ m+ m
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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