MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE

$ V5 v) W/ ~3 o" w& u. E. W# T( VI want to live my
next life backwards!

You start out dead and get that out of the
! C6 W3 `) w! t+ S! d/ Uway right off the bat.
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& D/ S3 q! P. l3 D* wThen, you wake up in a nursing home
; D" i8 N  Q' X( t; }feeling better every day.

When you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
: x. R6 ]. n! \4 j( |( w0 x' Bseveral years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.

) r: m/ M$ P1 d% I- ]4 Q4 c( w3 k1 zYou work 40 years or
$ z8 \( E2 Y, b0 g- n: ~: ]so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
7 f* v3 N" j! z! W8 j6 F. pyou're too young to
work.
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' H/ x( c3 F3 a- g6 b1 tSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
again.

& a2 h- V4 J" o: M! SYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
3 J. W8 V, f, z1 ^responsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
' k. s# u: E& ]  Z% [keeping you happy.
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5 v& a. n5 d* K& g/ H( P0 aYou spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
) s9 @: ]9 V4 Q) Wspa-like
: d$ ?2 M) R, ]con ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.
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& p" I5 e, \6 c$ F1 ~Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!