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I want to live my
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. I3 L8 p% I1 MYou start out dead and get that out of the
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+ T3 |/ k/ J, ~6 ~9 b, qThen, you wake up in a nursing home
, E2 _- ] `4 W2 sfeeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
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When you start work,
, j* ?* z# q% o9 s0 }9 _( Jyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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1 [ a. H/ ]4 o# N7 Q- i& I$ pYou work 40 years or8 S1 U/ b$ m" w; U% K" g; M$ Z
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid5 d5 R; d; ?+ h9 J3 ?
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no( N- Y! u5 P, t* q
responsibilities.# F. x- P& Y0 Q& y- R }
- z% Y/ M$ p# D2 u9 U' IIn a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.
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You spend
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spa-like
. Y+ n+ a4 V! Y3 ocon ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.2 m! x+ M, }4 X( N, y
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