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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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. q% T! T0 j9 k1 mThen, you wake up in a nursing home6 M& i0 M" H$ T3 |7 q# j
feeling better every day.# n7 v- E/ k$ E' N0 I, l5 L6 d
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When you are kicked out of the home* K2 {5 L4 T5 Y q. k! Q+ z
for being too healthy, you spend4 V& K0 ^6 p* \" T0 A% R4 _
several years enjoying your# n" v5 ?6 t8 A& z- @' X
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,5 O: \& M3 O# T
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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7 P \1 X! l$ x/ m! m4 aYou work 40 years or
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid0 _" F, q; {! n* q' o" @- r
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no" _% f8 z! p: R1 R
responsibilities.
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7 S9 T; C9 p0 q: i3 g9 E7 @In a few years, you become a baby and$ t) F' o- ^3 Q6 U
everyone runs themselves ragged- N, W+ ?! J5 @5 `; F; V6 W
keeping you happy.
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You spend
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# S$ E9 @. }4 O( n+ ^con ditions: central heating, room service on/ |% v5 F7 \# r5 c/ z( |
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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