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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home) y3 e3 g6 p" {" w7 J3 I1 N
feeling better every day.
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: l/ G& w7 \/ X; m/ }( h3 ?When you are kicked out of the home8 l% v t: \" w" U& q/ S& T
for being too healthy, you spend0 I! r5 b5 Z) h6 Z
several years enjoying your& A, B: E% q! p! e
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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: i3 k3 T( |' A( c) HWhen you start work,/ l) X. n9 @0 t
you get a gold watch on your first day." T7 A$ ]" z" J& K4 Q! y
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You work 40 years or1 K' m+ N+ j5 K! B
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,6 A7 D$ f- c4 X+ e+ K- D9 k
and party.9 ?& J( L: g e% z
5 D1 G6 H }3 Y2 G( \5 m8 \0 {2 U2 YAs you get even younger, you become a kid5 ~4 ?8 _* J! C5 B
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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' I( {. X7 S) WIn a few years, you become a baby and2 F& R, b" T) `' c
everyone runs themselves ragged
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You spend6 N7 B0 }- x8 ^" R. I
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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" Y+ `7 S' p0 @6 `) hUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.& _, F+ _& _8 m7 e, n
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I rest
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