MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
next life backwards!
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4 N4 E, J& Q( N8 X1 ?, d% vYou start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home
' b/ K$ d4 x7 yfeeling better every day.

When you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
' }. J3 I4 T7 _you get a gold watch on your first day.
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% t" r+ V1 N0 TYou work 40 years or
% X: D& _# E8 I, y  ?- i8 J4 ^so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
9 m( \8 ?6 W% g0 W2 I! N# Tyou're too young to
work.
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2 Y( @# h% @* N0 {/ s" WSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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3 o/ S9 A+ ]: ]4 C5 n6 |As you get even younger, you become a kid
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' Q0 k8 C5 p9 t. m0 FYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.

9 x- L( O8 H# f' h6 y* TIn a few years, you become a baby and
; I4 y' Q! o$ ~: I4 Keveryone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.

You spend
: z1 X. z7 f$ i' x* Y# jyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
- u: ^# ?  W' ]  z8 A1 hcon ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.

Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest
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billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!