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I want to live my
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7 @4 u$ X' {: B5 O1 ~7 L" UYou start out dead and get that out of the- _% @" o: U' }, `; q8 B, t: o+ y
way right off the bat.
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$ U4 t: z; E1 hThen, you wake up in a nursing home
, p8 w9 |) H6 f- Z9 M( yfeeling better every day.& Z$ s4 ^0 c) p! \! N4 g: X" Q" w& n$ f
, S5 H3 A& ^/ `- x0 JWhen you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
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You work 40 years or; K% c8 P! N* o3 r8 M
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon( ~/ R. i; X6 U7 L4 w
you're too young to
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0 t& I( H6 z/ RSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no4 O- u2 u w J/ c3 H; a* `
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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]5 [5 [/ }( Z) V9 U: w qkeeping you happy.
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You spend
3 F r# _. R5 uyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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; }4 x* T ^1 l3 f3 P$ N. Q" I( w) n V# Ycon ditions: central heating, room service on
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! T4 T5 b8 x7 m; k7 bUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.' q1 v6 }! i5 Z5 _/ u0 _9 ~( c
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