MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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" O" p+ u0 x/ ^* q4 w) hI want to live my
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
/ ^" q  c. E/ D, u* x' Mfeeling better every day.

9 I" V) s$ k* @2 W$ u7 k+ `! G0 P7 BWhen you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
; L( }1 V3 w" pseveral years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.

9 V/ X9 f0 A/ N% H4 t. f& R9 x; tWhen you start work,
" \5 n" y# H' L) K$ [5 ^2 Gyou get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or
9 J# \; j; z5 e. m: Z0 nso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
0 u4 ~3 z" {9 r" l3 F; G2 z4 vyou're too young to
work.

So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.

7 z$ y$ ]9 r7 I& r7 H4 c- I4 g% VAs you get even younger, you become a kid
again.

# B: \. |' A1 y: Q5 p: j% S2 pYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
* ?1 W( l+ J' Q: ^# q2 D) ]0 C! @responsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.

7 J# R& N8 K0 ^7 B. t5 VYou spend
1 G& Y# g% m0 w! E6 J0 _: N8 [your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.
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" M; |: q/ E1 kUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!