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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE5 `& ?' ~8 d( T/ Y

0 ~  L  s5 x4 K% X5 B9 @4 M. K2 ^I want to live my/ s+ M. Z1 w& X
next life backwards!
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6 Z$ l- |6 D6 f! Y! s2 B  L5 bYou start out dead and get that out of the
* n6 ~8 v+ P! o+ A6 ]% q' pway right off the bat.
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3 j5 y# j0 d/ `3 r& b& I& [Then, you wake up in a nursing home) [0 n, f% @) K2 W
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
9 k9 R0 }3 Y. E& j! Jfor being too healthy, you spend
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4 M4 s1 l: u+ a- bretirement and collecting benefit checks.1 y2 e: @$ G* o, R
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When you start work,
! N8 Z$ ?4 I! Fyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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  t8 }; \! h  `5 J5 aYou work 40 years or8 r" u  L6 ~- n2 n# s3 U% N
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon, G7 W: i! f& s* o9 ~
you're too young to
: B: N/ Z9 B, x$ fwork.
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+ Z/ b9 u7 V* o! d# E, ?So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,  ^3 M) U5 ^% `
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and6 ^1 r( G9 F" j* w' g
everyone runs themselves ragged
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. X& q' t( y4 e) S9 qYou spend
6 W; r0 z  b- c$ h2 nyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,9 v, `- n  O; s  B" \
spa-like  t& J1 U0 h0 l! ?
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.9 x) l7 G0 r# M$ Y: r2 b- s
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I rest
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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