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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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7 K' W5 `9 E3 Q7 Q% @$ fYou start out dead and get that out of the+ [* ]0 y9 h/ n% K
way right off the bat.
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' W+ h% {. P3 j. q9 p/ M" g! tThen, you wake up in a nursing home
# h/ l' d# {* T* L7 ^feeling better every day.
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) v/ i5 V3 k1 oWhen you are kicked out of the home6 h' [+ M  h1 s+ }& v3 }
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.3 |8 Q" v2 t. _" n
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When you start work,9 B' y* d: n5 Z) @3 z
you get a gold watch on your first day.7 J# X* m; \+ ?/ e  r% R
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You work 40 years or, K* k( z$ d9 D! F
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon* g+ }5 d& q( w1 j0 f8 z
you're too young to1 T* `! Q& ~; s- `( O. j' y! X
work.
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& k  Y) e1 `% A0 p  g( qSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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# L* R) C" q* kAs you get even younger, you become a kid, H, j8 m0 s) u
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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! k4 N7 y3 C, AIn a few years, you become a baby and
" k, g, c7 H! b3 deveryone runs themselves ragged; X5 y: @+ s; F" z/ t
keeping you happy.
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You spend$ Q7 F* _% o" R8 N9 a# a& ?
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,: k2 e" W2 Y; P2 `( `, p( U
spa-like, Q; Q6 k+ F/ r
con ditions: central heating, room service on+ v; H0 @; Z5 w, b! q2 D- P; o) I
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.& s: k; e4 x- ~+ M  l

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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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