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. `: f4 k+ Q, ~. \5 i1 ~! MI want to live my6 z! b" T1 `2 z* w' y( ^
next life backwards!
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9 _, Z3 X3 E0 h7 aYou start out dead and get that out of the
+ O; p7 p% B4 e# l+ c- c7 pway right off the bat.
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4 [" d* Q8 l) M4 y) x6 eThen, you wake up in a nursing home6 ~# F! A+ R" X6 E
feeling better every day.
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" R" w5 Z2 X$ f, p& f% h. G uWhen you are kicked out of the home/ I$ X; Y' k" |: }
for being too healthy, you spend
5 m9 D, G9 V9 U3 mseveral years enjoying your: N0 y: {, G, r$ ]. C* K# [
retirement and collecting benefit checks.6 k# }( r4 R: Q
0 F, n/ A- e, i6 E! m4 W5 _When you start work,
" V: k, b1 `2 k% T# k+ oyou get a gold watch on your first day.. g. J: j6 o7 l; _
$ G0 M b/ r; }) ?You work 40 years or' H. _+ W. _( M2 k
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
7 F9 [4 c6 J' t/ W* K* P: S4 Fyou're too young to
9 y# v! o, v$ j: ?3 U5 H4 V, zwork.5 |+ X7 j: _5 ]* P
2 U0 {+ v( C2 \9 k5 VSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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A0 P- r# m' D& I. F8 w; y. I6 AAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no+ h* J. s, l2 V; Y- P1 X( ]
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
# N9 e I+ w+ [: A4 `everyone runs themselves ragged
8 J' H$ K6 O. [keeping you happy.6 g2 O; C S8 |' ]
t/ K2 l0 D# o( eYou spend
9 p8 N4 v* P/ O; O0 {1 Wyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
$ S: n+ d# }+ ]8 a; o N9 P0 gspa-like
4 l9 n, ~: `$ V+ Tcon ditions: central heating, room service on; |& i$ ~! G2 B" q% j0 e8 s: C
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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