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MY NEXT LIFE
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# h7 \& Q* c% `I want to live my
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* Z, u+ l; F# B+ `5 MYou start out dead and get that out of the) n5 C0 Z# l4 N
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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% i+ W5 L/ t+ a2 DWhen you are kicked out of the home' |. }. U" p! ^8 V. ~
for being too healthy, you spend7 G& |' O. g4 x: j* w/ ^" l
several years enjoying your
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! z3 d" w8 a: ZWhen you start work,
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You work 40 years or9 A" ^% \% P u$ i" n6 C2 @
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon$ H7 N6 Y/ |6 S7 o$ i5 P( P
you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no0 A% ?) F7 e6 J& t
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1 Z' G3 @1 I2 q9 nIn a few years, you become a baby and
! C0 L* F/ D$ ?7 A: Deveryone runs themselves ragged. L: @3 v- V5 b" ? z: Y
keeping you happy.2 G- w7 C8 m6 q
8 R3 G6 h$ N$ e( o, C t9 u/ l BYou spend7 E- B K h) J& m' I n( I
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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