MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
next life backwards!

You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home
, |9 L# d, ^' ufeeling better every day.

+ N& R6 B% x2 ~" J0 uWhen you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
9 [+ }! Z: u; U) F$ tyou get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
) J' U1 K( K- y- Eyou're too young to
8 _, m7 c- D0 t7 }work.
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. I% W, Q/ ?7 z% p1 K+ }+ aSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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+ s3 _$ s; N4 |7 |) ~7 ?; r7 ^You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.
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7 f; Y9 Z; z) |In a few years, you become a baby and
  n  l8 k/ a5 i: F/ S6 z& a1 ieveryone runs themselves ragged
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You spend
& f1 N/ j# x- f, qyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.

" M+ j: G; a7 e9 V6 hUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!