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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE+ n: T0 T' n% C7 y1 F. N! J* l
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I want to live my
3 k" t" s9 J+ Onext life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the7 \, ~5 ^) L  Q1 A
way right off the bat.
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7 `+ |. m% H. V# Z( E3 mThen, you wake up in a nursing home
7 S* L; l8 X0 b* ]7 d' A" H* `/ Dfeeling better every day.% G, E, Z9 f+ T5 ~# V, I

- p  h( h+ U4 zWhen you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to" f4 C+ J" U& a  y0 u  u
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,6 l) P0 B2 g7 T  n) a
and party.
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, N& B1 n/ f  g! O( Z" U, ~1 C" DAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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' z0 v4 E* O  z1 `In a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.$ T' F! U) o$ ?( K
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You spend
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spa-like5 j, J3 l6 ]9 _5 U: l/ \" u
con ditions: central heating, room service on: E  C, L# p# E3 g9 P  S8 E3 a: Q& Y$ V
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  S& M! b. O' kUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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