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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my; O: f! b D' q$ y8 K/ o( i E
next life backwards! \* F$ w* T0 o; ^) H6 d! O
6 P8 |7 `5 f) E" y3 Q6 |You start out dead and get that out of the g/ W$ A+ c, p% Q8 y' \
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home( W$ g8 N/ Q: g6 A5 c; q1 x; J6 n
feeling better every day./ Y* Q7 k$ }# z& u8 {; q
, x" s& B7 V5 A, P8 a; ]When you are kicked out of the home1 B5 v6 W; s e* J$ H
for being too healthy, you spend+ c+ T2 u+ {- L" s; X2 d
several years enjoying your* G8 s _7 U/ n8 R
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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2 v, k* T, v/ u2 N) I oWhen you start work,* k: Z5 v5 G# Y9 F( j
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or8 w% f5 k- e7 K! g5 t
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,* C$ W8 b. y9 z! T9 Z
and party.; K5 R n* {! G
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no1 E& B7 h, `9 Q4 X- H
responsibilities., c- D' C, n4 u n2 H
. S! D! Q! _9 u; YIn a few years, you become a baby and0 x6 ~7 v L: y; d: [" y$ d
everyone runs themselves ragged7 p0 L# j+ C- I: C2 n- u' i( K- m
keeping you happy.* m' d. j$ L3 ?
$ j$ E' X; S' S; S9 M( _You spend
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spa-like2 d. c/ p! g# V$ }9 `; O
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.8 r- d' ^$ H( b' B: U
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