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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE# O8 I( i" m/ Q* f) w+ f* A

; m( F8 _) P5 WI want to live my4 Y' }8 ]6 m5 O  \. d8 }4 S* p+ C
next life backwards!
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$ q' {; Q: N7 N1 rYou start out dead and get that out of the$ U/ `" W. _- T2 O8 F
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home9 p, b; ^5 N9 a3 h' G( W$ l
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.) m* i+ k) D& T, {2 H
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When you start work,1 U  p7 E( H( ]) A& M
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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- q9 m4 w# f0 T0 pYou work 40 years or9 T* s6 ?& \% m: T5 }
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon  C) w3 |' z' G
you're too young to
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, R, o1 P6 L$ WSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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- {# v! t, m; d1 Z0 b" n3 HAs you get even younger, you become a kid6 x. @6 H% O. x* }8 C
again.8 E; w/ o2 i* Q( o" J" K7 C
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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. |$ s# `$ ~6 G0 Z5 ^In a few years, you become a baby and" V5 k) ]  h, w; k  v5 x
everyone runs themselves ragged
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. S. C$ B" V  qYou spend& m& [" e4 v" P+ y
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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tap.; N* s/ b4 P9 V% \5 K! b
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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( |/ c4 p, e3 N& U/ Ymy case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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