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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my% l. F# t6 `3 [, z' O8 _7 F* }
next life backwards!1 R# q$ p6 G3 b$ s3 M0 k$ f8 h
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You start out dead and get that out of the! C7 J |) |: A, z" w1 Z1 x
way right off the bat." D' _$ I( `! |3 V$ j5 R" Q
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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+ N& R6 B% x2 ~" J0 uWhen you are kicked out of the home4 \& j7 X9 j8 R
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
9 [+ }! Z: u; U) F$ tyou get a gold watch on your first day.. S& o7 O0 h: f+ c
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You work 40 years or8 Z$ J) h8 G+ J0 c7 D
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
) J' U1 K( K- y- Eyou're too young to
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. I% W, Q/ ?7 z% p1 K+ }+ aSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, n; _5 `- F0 o3 E8 v1 i8 \
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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+ s3 _$ s; N4 |7 |) ~7 ?; r7 ^You go to elementary school, play, and have no$ ?2 a2 w2 S3 {- [# _8 a/ C4 i2 ~% b
responsibilities.
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7 f; Y9 Z; z) |In a few years, you become a baby and
n l8 k/ a5 i: F/ S6 z& a1 ieveryone runs themselves ragged
" K0 q5 z$ A1 o: Q. p# Z1 z# `keeping you happy.
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You spend
& f1 N/ j# x- f, qyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,- W! p$ D3 a* s
spa-like0 \8 w: L' u1 e0 N
con ditions: central heating, room service on0 f% F9 n2 r2 A
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" M+ j: G; a7 e9 V6 hUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest( ?1 `# q' A% b" b
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