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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my7 G2 x1 w( {4 }1 @$ g3 ~
next life backwards!# c }& L1 F) x1 @- w0 D- S
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You start out dead and get that out of the1 {! D7 {! C! C" X9 u
way right off the bat.
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, E; s% G1 m: kThen, you wake up in a nursing home4 h- G8 a. K6 `( [
feeling better every day.+ B/ |. Z: x. E/ {# |9 r
8 T# S* N& T. ~1 A% qWhen you are kicked out of the home+ `& X& |, n/ M0 k
for being too healthy, you spend0 v. _/ b+ z2 {5 y Q
several years enjoying your
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5 G& z( c( `$ |* CWhen you start work,
# O: \8 x1 Y4 y: f2 zyou get a gold watch on your first day.3 n+ e/ ?( S( n& C, [6 n2 b& n
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You work 40 years or
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work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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) x8 j1 e/ ]6 D/ J4 BYou go to elementary school, play, and have no% \7 H; } S/ ]7 A- @( l
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
" n7 l8 Q5 T( {9 ?everyone runs themselves ragged
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4 z8 k0 y6 ? _; ?# GYou spend
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spa-like
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tap.
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5 c4 W \& X9 @, jUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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