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MY NEXT LIFE, N' m# R% a7 t! S0 O1 F- C5 a
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I want to live my7 w4 s8 B4 b, E0 {
next life backwards!5 d1 ]! Q4 y5 ?
9 G5 |1 @5 c2 e% c( Y* V+ [You start out dead and get that out of the+ P, h j) C1 i
way right off the bat.. ]* ?+ U. X6 b. a; L
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home' d% S8 h! K" W% k. I; W5 B' C
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home4 _- o0 g7 f4 v; c( v5 ^
for being too healthy, you spend6 u; ~$ ?% v' ^" n& t
several years enjoying your4 i1 q+ y6 ]" ]( e! `- m( J( e
retirement and collecting benefit checks./ A% l2 w! _& C: `
8 ?2 t! a4 B& u5 x' eWhen you start work,
5 \& H" L9 Z* H# S% d5 dyou get a gold watch on your first day.7 p5 X2 \5 d. W% ?2 ?
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You work 40 years or0 s S- ~5 v4 }& R) L
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon* E( f2 |7 l; |* d6 B8 |7 P
you're too young to
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+ u5 U/ g; m. l9 v2 Q jSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
5 h' k7 Q9 i0 q! O0 [and party.6 C' ?( }6 K3 c4 |: B5 y
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As you get even younger, you become a kid @4 X4 Q& W* j6 }" }2 W
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no! k* @5 I" t- \" |
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and6 X" C% S$ D' \4 a! |# [9 ^
everyone runs themselves ragged& \& z8 T! U6 l# G/ o* p8 o
keeping you happy.
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You spend$ {2 F& B# Z4 x
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,% A7 o+ \( m9 S* S) v/ G
spa-like
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.: V8 f2 h4 y y6 R: t% P
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my case. |
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