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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE
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  ^$ f5 v1 o2 x/ ^  j. hI want to live my6 V- `7 y5 [7 ?! f* M3 r
next life backwards!
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; c# x; [% s9 y' S% b7 sYou start out dead and get that out of the
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feeling better every day.6 @3 g( C$ m/ U

) R0 W2 k5 a9 X* m4 {When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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When you start work,1 A+ z8 \/ p* `; Q* c! K, @8 d
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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: n! P  t( X7 c. l6 g2 {8 z  v' iSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.
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your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on0 I- n. o6 y( M# ]3 n4 M5 X, J
tap.
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# S6 `6 v3 ?. [: O! u' q! z& wUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm." z7 s7 \, C1 F
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my case.
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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