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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my5 ~, P/ P4 S4 M8 A% t6 p
next life backwards!4 i" [7 m- k, z5 C& d% M# j( U
; {6 O7 e% B; v* X1 }1 h9 T! Q. N7 D$ NYou start out dead and get that out of the7 p# A: |5 f9 V: m
way right off the bat.' q# b8 A( M. _* o0 _, W# e
/ v. C) u# ~5 K+ ]4 W: IThen, you wake up in a nursing home! v Z6 Y: y7 K z8 o& b
feeling better every day.! R, \. D1 W# r+ n+ T( {
* `# G3 Y- z d* |( S( O2 r7 @2 QWhen you are kicked out of the home v! `6 x, k. p0 f5 q! i
for being too healthy, you spend/ v; [1 v3 e# R) i" e+ p1 X
several years enjoying your
8 W+ W" {0 X* Yretirement and collecting benefit checks.( u( ]) Z F$ v" e# n9 v' e
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When you start work,- @0 |8 o9 q- `
you get a gold watch on your first day.' n& e$ j2 ?" G
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You work 40 years or
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; ]- E# A% |, I& W9 lyou're too young to F+ S" x- u% n* r7 r
work.( h+ h% L# M5 `: b4 S7 @2 g
( [) ^8 ~4 Y& Q [So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid2 V4 x% Z) z. F; v
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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) E: i6 F0 o3 O3 C$ aIn a few years, you become a baby and
o9 X0 @# K/ w- k: `# a+ xeveryone runs themselves ragged6 y) b- {8 m+ r. f5 F: p/ Z
keeping you happy.* d1 T4 D2 R) L0 l8 q9 g
# _# D+ o' ~- r1 r" mYou spend: m0 p/ H- ^: R1 o$ b
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.! A* C/ a* x6 F; y5 D- a: ~8 Z
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my case. |
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