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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE( n# L5 f4 z, h2 b3 L% e' a
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I want to live my
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$ A7 p% Q5 a. ~+ Y$ R9 {  nYou start out dead and get that out of the8 k! }5 A* ~5 y, D
way right off the bat./ ?, A$ B" n& v  j4 x9 W- i" K

& d  a: \7 ]$ c, O9 Z$ A; \Then, you wake up in a nursing home
5 N9 t1 M7 {% t/ m# J" vfeeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your% k/ i& O: B' p$ H: S
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,7 l& O9 ]4 i7 M& `9 R1 Z
you get a gold watch on your first day.$ B4 H! M$ S0 g8 K& w* y% @/ b

$ j& i8 A, i: g) tYou work 40 years or& U# l; R  ]& [8 ^- D! I
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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8 A" X7 L8 i. G& b  i5 YSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,. I) A1 \3 d0 C+ S0 y8 U' O0 ]
and party.* ?) D- a' x6 {8 d6 {0 i' J/ F6 }0 R% \
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no# J& e9 j# u) U' _% m7 G5 {: S
responsibilities.5 ^7 G" K2 J7 E& f
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In a few years, you become a baby and' D4 y2 R6 n! g, X
everyone runs themselves ragged  S+ W5 l. r1 ^3 ?! c3 N: m8 h7 V
keeping you happy.8 b5 e8 U1 D: b* ?7 T( t

6 F0 D2 x- A; g3 E: W  cYou spend
7 s( @2 T; d) ?& Xyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,- Y" G  i) a6 \8 w# d) j2 ?6 r
spa-like  a3 |- U  w$ I( X7 O1 \
con ditions: central heating, room service on# {- b" L: \3 X
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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