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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your0 U* x" @6 a, u; W% w; r
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,* v- l: t0 S& N$ l; M
you get a gold watch on your first day.  n) [' S- O; G$ O/ ~* `0 H6 k
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You work 40 years or
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work.
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again.
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2 Y' c1 X$ C- sYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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keeping you happy.% Y- R+ t7 q5 F/ M

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your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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