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MY NEXT LIFE4 q2 Q3 d) e+ V6 F+ M7 ]
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I want to live my8 \) {2 ?9 G4 n! h4 p5 d
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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* w- D2 }" x& W( W3 W( h" B, {9 ZThen, you wake up in a nursing home, U* O6 ]" q) d: A8 ^
feeling better every day.
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& \6 y1 x2 n8 d) t$ @" [, v0 fWhen you are kicked out of the home- j+ m) F* o" K: H1 |# I& `( A
for being too healthy, you spend# @. O& x4 k7 V' t7 z M
several years enjoying your
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6 y( u7 c& b; p1 m& tWhen you start work,3 c1 L) f' o7 m+ f/ Y, W: _
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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. n. ~- }( ^+ ?- |/ KYou work 40 years or
6 W3 r7 n4 Y0 J; r6 z5 z2 Mso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work.3 H6 `! y) K+ D+ q5 e Y
& I8 V( |) R4 n1 W% F; Q4 WSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,/ o$ u" p7 r7 N
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6 F$ v$ A/ X; w9 W& E/ M0 ^As you get even younger, you become a kid
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" `: i' o! f3 \/ [$ kYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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: M# c8 w. r8 }" ]- tIn a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.
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2 C# V) C0 W) s2 O$ @You spend: n" l& O9 C) k" v5 b& f7 K# [
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,! T) O0 V5 Y* N) ^1 M
spa-like% O7 t; H$ H$ N2 y% ^4 J
con ditions: central heating, room service on! @* }+ T; w$ X- _- C
tap.
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# E, _1 P+ m0 H [$ a5 k* WUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.: I* `% l& R n! I& F
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