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MY NEXT LIFE
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7 r% c {+ |1 S+ OI want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the( H6 d* ^& t+ d$ e2 y
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home# a* m! N; i! _
feeling better every day.- ]$ w& i7 W) L+ \! Z' A0 I8 D8 ~. r" C
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When you are kicked out of the home4 }% \3 V4 j7 j6 p- ?# c( R1 [% |; q
for being too healthy, you spend z' ~' S8 e0 i2 o! z
several years enjoying your
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( O$ r3 `# L. Y6 K( IWhen you start work,
4 {9 J$ B4 }4 {: B, Ryou get a gold watch on your first day.
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/ I+ A/ b3 n! v- }: C2 U rYou work 40 years or
, I3 @9 r# J3 j. I0 a% k4 W4 Iso, getting younger every day until pretty soon& g4 |* r! W9 F5 [2 P; Q
you're too young to
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v: k( q. F! Q/ DSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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. Y0 T- e8 h' W- TYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
3 r1 g" \- a& ~! c5 ^4 heveryone runs themselves ragged# n: I) x. @: I! o) h. t" r4 R
keeping you happy.$ _& k% |/ Y M8 z" u
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$ ~3 v( I+ c: x# \( Byour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,* g2 ^# ^: n" G( l, g1 [. C3 v
spa-like" ?, j5 y( f5 I' S- s4 R0 s ?
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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# z* j3 `* C: y$ e) i5 k! A6 tUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm." P+ q6 E; W2 H& z" A
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I rest
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