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I want to live my! [% M& ~2 V8 ]) L# h. I: V
next life backwards!
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7 \- ^! ^+ Y/ @6 t- FYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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: k3 m+ ^/ g0 G2 [$ w1 IWhen you start work,
9 J y: @; n! p' U% m% l# K" a8 syou get a gold watch on your first day.
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6 V' N1 Y& L& k/ d% M$ EYou work 40 years or5 D& _( C: e3 Y r' D, v
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon! i+ y0 L9 e8 A v& h
you're too young to* u8 d* n- d5 T V) h
work.8 V: X8 g3 A* P" v$ _1 |
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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" Y" H0 j* x+ n6 G: Q9 A" l) iAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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/ X; O6 V: @- J$ P1 jIn a few years, you become a baby and
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8 \! e9 C" d* k. c9 oYou spend* q8 ?( F. A+ `1 s7 X* @
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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# l" N9 I: [0 ~* K( i/ d8 @Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.$ l' @- W! g3 \6 u
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I rest
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