MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
next life backwards!
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2 e1 k7 ]& z+ K& D' H9 Q* [3 gYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
' V3 _7 g% T4 |feeling better every day.
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$ p& t+ [9 B6 K- ^' ZWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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& `2 `( R1 j& i; I6 f' [, \: ~! t& mYou work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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9 g) Q2 W: j) E+ yYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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1 B% c1 q+ W& O7 cIn a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.

You spend
( \/ e, ^9 y4 Q+ Wyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!