MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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0 {, O7 Z/ U6 ^# @  uI want to live my
next life backwards!
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  ~3 r% ]' N; LYou start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
" T! N! \3 R% sfeeling better every day.

When you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
# U2 u8 j+ C* p& Q# F! a2 _+ w2 nseveral years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.

( B" a- K! ]3 }3 t  N0 E% M+ ^When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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* m: |. {; W% f. VYou work 40 years or
% u" f9 `8 i5 Z$ Bso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
' s; J5 Q. _- vyou're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.

As you get even younger, you become a kid
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.

5 k4 g0 o, a' f, U" Y" o8 @In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
( a/ U8 }$ t. C6 O* N$ m: T) e, ekeeping you happy.
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! s7 f  F+ C5 Q9 tYou spend
7 c4 L( L+ D8 V" `$ i" h; lyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest
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billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!