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MY NEXT LIFE) V" c @, Y. ]& ]- u. E$ w r
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I want to live my8 `( S- K& c- R6 m! @8 o5 ]
next life backwards!
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1 e* h* S# H: D0 K+ j/ ?. aYou start out dead and get that out of the. u z6 b1 i- F: b
way right off the bat. ^& r9 ~: }4 ~ s# G
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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4 j) L' _, O; l# T. q% xWhen you are kicked out of the home- T8 s3 _5 L0 X) u! `) o& }
for being too healthy, you spend+ C$ y& v* F2 a1 x- h: s. n, I
several years enjoying your
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# o! |2 e1 N* \/ X9 ]9 mWhen you start work,
2 Y! g5 Q; M: A! A6 f! Eyou get a gold watch on your first day.9 _; J7 i( U' o" P3 e: s: Y: |1 X, X
1 G% U6 _/ e7 M' k) d" p3 I+ w( lYou work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no! `6 M2 N# S3 c2 v
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and4 x# K+ d; S( `0 l" b3 ~% B
everyone runs themselves ragged& ~, C0 R, C& z2 x5 L4 y1 |
keeping you happy.
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You spend
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spa-like" B Y" v* D; i H& i v2 m
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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7 U8 l {3 ^6 a3 e8 h4 iUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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