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MY NEXT LIFE
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9 G+ x, X6 k/ w3 e' YI want to live my9 j% N. P& ]7 }( T
next life backwards!
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$ K7 S, H. b& vYou start out dead and get that out of the" c1 [+ y6 v2 w( b; s. y, G
way right off the bat.9 k! j( h0 J z7 _8 ^9 K
5 R+ i/ r3 n( NThen, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home5 |1 c8 a0 b" ?5 y$ W" n4 Z/ l
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.* o9 C( T* N: M( Y* h4 b3 n1 j& s
: _& Q* E) `' r% d3 z- MWhen you start work,
% i) o9 S" k3 Hyou get a gold watch on your first day.+ U( X. W" \, C5 h# c& D/ ?% V
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You work 40 years or
6 t$ t R" y" \( w3 \so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
) }9 o" o! y# Y8 r1 O% H( D$ Gyou're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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1 P% t) t2 ] F' m, t; y9 c3 k4 w" wAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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( u, |; `6 ]/ E4 C. f9 vYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and5 C7 o1 y# d7 `. u4 u
everyone runs themselves ragged( O7 m! v U' t4 |+ B
keeping you happy.
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You spend4 G n% O/ \0 u4 X8 {4 Q" J8 ~
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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4 K! O: {: A m$ OUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.7 R+ H% K, a7 J: i
; x4 e, @7 ~" H- y) X$ c/ ]I rest
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