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MY NEXT LIFE8 [0 m' p. W! F6 W9 v) g! v
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I want to live my7 i5 b; e- e: v! `4 W
next life backwards!
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7 ^" {1 f% n1 {3 [You start out dead and get that out of the
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7 ~. c7 B+ H* [$ O8 j OThen, you wake up in a nursing home+ J- d$ ~' _) a. o' ~% {1 t2 @- v
feeling better every day.1 \, `. T/ D0 k0 ?: j5 c
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When you are kicked out of the home/ S( _" Z: v0 s8 V: V8 `2 y4 V/ ]
for being too healthy, you spend, o" N; @& M& B6 k* E% t
several years enjoying your
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When you start work,
) B8 Z" {8 X5 J- @! X5 l! B8 I! zyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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! j$ ~5 M' c# m, L# U+ u7 dYou work 40 years or) ~( q1 Y+ A, q: |! q" ?
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon' h5 p; L6 V4 O
you're too young to1 |. {1 w( }5 C" A1 d! J
work.7 @7 p9 m3 W: ]+ g& S& E9 x
0 p/ E. ?* S# qSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid- m* y/ d- O. }6 k
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+ g( V6 K' [) o) Y! tYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
8 ]' b9 \) q/ S1 Fresponsibilities.
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+ d/ }! S# i3 O" PIn a few years, you become a baby and' l0 {" I# k% |- z( y3 L1 M
everyone runs themselves ragged) F! a; u7 b! h! C! i' j" V/ _/ Z6 \
keeping you happy.6 r; Z% x8 H7 Z! ]& a
! w4 D% Y1 H0 ~$ ]0 dYou spend
9 u: l! S% N1 }4 V% B6 R6 p# cyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,' u0 m0 H1 u+ @7 P4 N
spa-like4 F) _! [* y- \* V5 Q( @0 g
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm./ X. g0 Q+ z$ m5 U3 V
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