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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！; v4 s2 N$ A: L) H' P8 |$ U* \
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2 @5 V6 T. f {8 E% k; |( bWhere did I go wrong?
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$ B8 @, l7 W" ~5 DA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.2 S$ p; G5 h; S: e. { G
, S4 E5 X# A! V- _0 e; ROn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. - o* K8 m# W4 |2 F% W
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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* f6 l6 a! Y$ r2 HFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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\1 I* T6 b& N5 p# E* B- GHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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