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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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Where did I go wrong?
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.$ j1 u/ O3 z3 b8 @! @7 L; e0 w
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. 1 g2 `. ^+ w1 {6 Z/ o: H5 c
8 f3 Z7 r2 o! X" FFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 4 s4 ~6 J% [/ G' d2 x
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!2 S6 ^/ P, ]) g! E
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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' `- P0 ^6 H! bHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”5 J. q( a) M1 [/ @: Q P, u
/ ]+ v* N3 _6 z# Z! K& d& pHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”4 Q/ O3 j8 K- G0 z D
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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