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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！2 B, J" o, `; {0 V1 X' \ A
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; B- y4 V. F, P9 x2 OWhere did I go wrong?
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% c0 d- \) c, O: N6 p0 m _9 EA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.) q5 U# Y0 c5 N% B9 t$ W7 l- p3 l
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. 5 E( o( ]7 ~& e, r% v% }
2 {" N! T. F/ ]6 x5 H4 rFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. : O9 f1 v3 n2 ?1 U. {5 ~
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. $ |& _2 a7 e* z1 p3 y
; g: n0 Y9 `5 ^7 A# Z, Z" |He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?” i: ]- u& z8 W6 b
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”) r2 B3 P! [1 y2 z( w
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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