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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！. \0 s9 r+ l8 y& `) Y/ C; Y
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Where did I go wrong?
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9 }" j+ [% ^# \4 d1 H' D9 sA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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7 A. j6 f9 i6 q+ T; OOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. 5 B( R( P; Q! `& \
; e$ n0 n0 a# V) ~Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. - M8 @% E+ [" r0 i' l/ ?: E5 c
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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, G7 J F3 x1 I" D; D) l) TFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. , E- n! ?4 g# R5 }
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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9 C1 L! ]8 y% g% q. G; |Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”1 O& a0 n# r ?( K) k+ @- R
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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