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发表于 2005-5-30 07:16 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"0 c2 ^" R1 u( c

* c& @. s+ X! q"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."- p4 y! i; X( y, J1 b
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"Well done. Who was that?"5 o' b2 h& P6 g% {4 p+ d/ g5 }

( X# |$ w6 m$ I4 h  I# }"My granny."
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"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."4 {4 H3 i% u  D
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"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-5-30 07:18 | 显示全部楼层
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“这幢房子,”房地产推销商说,“既有优点也有缺点。为了说明我是诚实的,我将告诉你们它的缺点 - 往南面一个街区是一家化工厂,往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场。”   n. k$ I& {1 K, ?; U$ f

7 s0 T" T& N9 E4 ?! f“那么它的长处呢?”预备购买房子的人问道。 8 P% k1 l2 l5 T, g2 K! A0 [
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“它的好处,”代理商说道,“就是,你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的。”
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发表于 2005-6-9 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈
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发表于 2005-6-9 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2005-6-9 16:00 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2005-6-9 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
挺有意思的!
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发表于 2005-6-9 18:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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