英语笑话

小顽皮

A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"

4 h0 Y% r* f; D# f4 a0 v"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."
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"Well done. Who was that?"
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/ S0 y. g. f7 @1 ?"My granny."

"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."
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"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"

小顽皮

优 缺 点

0 {8 c% C2 i; _4 K3 S, _“这幢房子，”房地产推销商说，“既有优点也有缺点。为了说明我是诚实的，我将告诉你们它的缺点 - 往南面一个街区是一家化工厂，往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场。”
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' p* H" u* K) k“那么它的长处呢？”预备购买房子的人问道。

' O6 ]. Z0 @0 Z8 z4 S“它的好处，”代理商说道，“就是，你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的。”

我行我酷

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小叶子

xixi

天涯明月夜

嘿嘿

可爱的狗狗

挺有意思的！

寒塘鹤影

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