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Dear Mr. President:
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.) v2 f( E% k# F8 V4 q
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander- S3 ]$ @3 g/ m b0 B
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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; ^8 ~8 n5 Q& p& S2 n7 u; m! WThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force., m" V: V7 u, Y q- ^) \
! J. C; R4 _/ J8 [! \" X2 P5 wPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -: U" g, k2 q/ @' P! ~' f
Unemployment fixed.' Y4 T; M1 s2 r) g
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
, q' o; B& b) k3 KAuto Industry fixed.
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: g! E3 t' o! u* L) I H3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
c- {- q* S' E7 }. vHousing Crisis fixed.# u: I! i9 ^1 l7 [% F/ w
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It can't get any easier than that!' u5 m; T! N, f$ ~5 W* i
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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