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Dear Mr. President:( I. N" w% R/ h
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
/ d8 A" T# K3 r- w3 R* ~3 IInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander' |1 f% S$ V# X; n, l
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:' {6 f/ r2 C' ?2 f2 ]9 M% K
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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4 P( k& O2 v; L0 G! \9 kPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the I/ g; H3 O! K$ g
following stipulations:: l9 u) `, U( D3 ~ r+ q7 p
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
2 \# U) Q/ k3 i/ g& b: C. ^$ C/ E: BUnemployment fixed.
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3 z H$ }, e, H' g; a2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
* G3 }) c; R- w" `Auto Industry fixed.
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-$ J V2 C5 S) X$ f
Housing Crisis fixed.( M! a, W% W' J& W
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It can't get any easier than that!
* Z( \. O+ C# N* N6 rIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their+ b! \$ Q( \4 a, B$ B5 ^# w$ N7 D
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