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Dear Mr. President:
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.8 L6 b1 u& A/ x1 r9 L: _
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander* f( Y9 I6 ~7 m" q- d: Q Y
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following* K$ b! p7 d9 |! s. S P7 u
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" ~2 E. r0 Z( b+ [You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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: _- H7 [8 C+ X2 ^+ m# A" `" wThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.+ r8 K2 ~) \. O- c. j
$ w. f2 q9 K* w" rPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
" k, y" [7 K! b& [) ^following stipulations:
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
' g/ W( z! B3 y* @; C; MUnemployment fixed.8 u# \. i6 |9 o5 L/ H2 p8 @+ Q
7 Q- g" N" }" P0 u- I- X% V2 [% A2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-5 L. W% Q6 J) I9 Q5 d+ J% c8 ^
Auto Industry fixed.
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-. e# U; r1 ?* K! y" D0 v, q: x
Housing Crisis fixed.( A' W5 c/ }0 @3 s
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It can't get any easier than that!& E% v6 ?; d, X- I* g" M
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their0 C3 G5 A' \) d) f+ y, ]
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