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* P/ a2 @. V" f0 }Dear Mr. President:
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' T7 G5 t' U% ?- j% H7 iPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.7 r( ~+ A! ^! j( U/ C# n- \7 v" i2 T
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander0 q, D& d$ s% c4 G* ]5 o7 R8 H+ ?+ R( P; L
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following) E, X$ P5 a+ Q2 U% J+ x
plan.$ i6 r+ d# A9 n3 K8 N; N+ w! f5 y, W
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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1 }' m4 x. P$ x9 d l$ `6 V; gThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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2 H4 e( J, t. f1 }6 xPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
# _ Z# J0 [( D9 C7 L- Nfollowing stipulations:3 q, ^* J0 B2 z( n6 M: t5 J
$ G. z/ |5 o6 Q; {1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -& t/ N( f3 h4 t0 s! L
Unemployment fixed.
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* a' T! K& I( V2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
# { X5 [4 r* N8 n" ^Auto Industry fixed.
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-% h; }* R- [. u d5 o# J
Housing Crisis fixed.
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It can't get any easier than that!: f! C# F. Y: @2 a: P- b9 w" o
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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