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- `, {5 X4 I* N; `" l" ?Dear Mr. President:
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1 r" y( I. f" kPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.7 Q% y1 H/ @$ O$ N, \" H- N; d
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander. L# i5 g% W; o. _$ n
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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0 q2 O. b( x3 E( w. eYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:. J& _' w5 g' z% [/ X
# y) p5 D9 {! k8 t( u8 E) [1 uThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.# S; V6 H" Q. y) B7 W2 m1 S* L2 @
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -; A* A* N: a# W+ b. O* Z
Unemployment fixed.
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-; I4 d6 f4 d; c( W% v% X
Auto Industry fixed., f3 J8 j. y- @3 U9 }, X
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
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It can't get any easier than that!
9 `0 V9 \" s {/ n$ N8 TIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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