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一个非常棒的恢复经济提议

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发表于 2009-8-20 07:39 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
写给美国总统:" E' L' \; X& C4 a1 s/ e: G
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Dear Mr. President:
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.8 L6 b1 u& A/ x1 r9 L: _
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander* f( Y9 I6 ~7 m" q- d: Q  Y
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following* K$ b! p7 d9 |! s. S  P7 u
plan.- \* B9 ~2 G* ]& v

" ~2 E. r0 Z( b+ [You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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: _- H7 [8 C+ X2 ^+ m# A" `" wThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.+ r8 K2 ~) \. O- c. j

$ w. f2 q9 K* w" rPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
" k, y" [7 K! b& [) ^following stipulations:
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
' g/ W( z! B3 y* @; C; MUnemployment fixed.8 u# \. i6 |9 o5 L/ H2 p8 @+ Q

7 Q- g" N" }" P0 u- I- X% V2 [% A2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-5 L. W% Q6 J) I9 Q5 d+ J% c8 ^
Auto Industry fixed.
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-. e# U; r1 ?* K! y" D0 v, q: x
Housing Crisis fixed.( A' W5 c/ }0 @3 s
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It can't get any easier than that!& E% v6 ?; d, X- I* g" M
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their0 C3 G5 A' \) d) f+ y, ]
constituent
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发表于 2009-8-20 08:16 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-8-20 13:33 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-8-20 13:49 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
根本不需要4万亿,有一万亿,退休1千万人就够了,
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-8-20 16:28 | 显示全部楼层
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好,那改成 55 岁以上必须退休。
  Z. b: H* [2 f* G$ }; [给我一百万,我现在就退休,
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发表于 2009-8-20 18:16 | 显示全部楼层
扯淡,1million x 40 million=40,000,000,000,000 是40 trillion,就是40万亿美元,哪里来?
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发表于 2009-8-27 00:20 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
典型的无知者无畏!
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2009-8-27 00:22 | 显示全部楼层
呵呵, 说的是作者, 不是转贴的...... 澄清一下
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