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写给美国总统：
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& |6 ^' @3 I5 z, p. `& S1 `Dear Mr. President:
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& s& h% S, a g& r1 K/ G1 F# hPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.+ ]' p0 {0 n! S R/ g
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
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" D" j o/ E2 }( x3 L* hYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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) `5 }* k4 Y2 {! j! E# b' H% j5 ]! A+ rThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -0 Z2 s( Z% b I7 q( z
Unemployment fixed.4 J) q/ e& J5 p* g$ S; F
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-3 ~9 U, }% [" g9 j
Auto Industry fixed.
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* V- x. u* S( U! r* v% |4 @3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-& j- I* g, ?" `$ i4 n/ h
Housing Crisis fixed.
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9 {2 j/ X& R/ j; c* a8 SIt can't get any easier than that!* `4 {4 d3 S! X9 ^, h
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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