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写给美国总统：
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+ d+ B+ w! |5 Q! U, ADear Mr. President:
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
( D9 x& `1 g: A# _8 qInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
! u0 z- @, D: X) X! E7 ], vthe money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.: N$ t, J2 W1 E5 W8 x( z
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the3 {, h" H( D0 d/ B% u: d2 W$ j
following stipulations:
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# R. R, h* ~4 y7 m+ ^1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
6 Y# A+ {' K3 pUnemployment fixed.
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
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% [# n2 \- m9 B3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
* M0 }9 b; m O; xHousing Crisis fixed.3 ^& L- |1 b- {3 N- V5 Q
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It can't get any easier than that!
* W% ]4 G' |. Z/ `# b+ {6 jIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their7 q4 o( ?2 q( J. V8 d) v
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