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写给美国总统：
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( ` |' _; k+ }9 bDear Mr. President:
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
, ~4 n' r; z, E. IInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
8 t* w1 X" G5 O0 H0 M1 }5 K# fthe money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following# M/ l+ W/ m9 U5 ]" @1 ~7 U. B
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- v/ r4 K# ]% D6 i% J/ eYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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& Q( {" s2 q7 a# s4 J3 uThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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, T ^0 G( e7 j% V! e9 j* zPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the x N8 S5 s: k; x' h1 I
following stipulations:* Q5 \% l- v, f; z; H4 r$ x( E
0 P+ E) _& R4 M( [8 K1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -" i5 y7 Z; u$ X4 l9 D' c
Unemployment fixed.% w( N- @" s) V z% y+ R) I
( y' u: R. D# Z3 r6 H2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
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, h1 S9 [- u7 o# `' A3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-! b% p. o8 D3 n! ]9 V d
Housing Crisis fixed.( i- T8 w& O1 Q" v& Z) B) ]$ Z8 s _
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It can't get any easier than that!, x: A' W6 d8 ~" ?; A
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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