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写给美国总统：
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+ U& q1 l9 @9 F5 wDear Mr. President:2 C: B! Y5 f8 K% n' B$ f) ~
# a3 P3 v; w' q, N5 iPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.9 ^5 F8 j- M7 T
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan: ~3 C; H$ y, A- r
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force./ d# P$ _1 @' ~4 N; w7 \3 s
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the' K O/ c( M4 u7 f0 u3 W: I- q; `* W
following stipulations:5 y, z- \' T& E4 k
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -6 A) \9 p6 w4 ]9 H* P b/ y
Unemployment fixed.
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3 p! _( e- B R. ?2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
4 |8 B. ?$ L! ^' ~' o1 kAuto Industry fixed.
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6 j3 {4 e* D1 t3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-$ u% R1 N* }; R @1 [ }0 h
Housing Crisis fixed.
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It can't get any easier than that!. D5 C& d4 x6 J$ a% A7 \! o
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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