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写给美国总统：& F# s* x$ Q* s3 ]- f& ` { {
! X4 F! M5 D- hDear Mr. President:
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- J1 J& c7 C$ a y& G$ G2 H; MPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.! f2 U& m/ m8 {/ ~3 t. m6 z" z3 n8 n5 g+ i
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander; p j% z4 ?& q! _- l
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
$ T- _1 B a2 h0 f$ ?0 Dplan.
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" P! |+ L- S2 j( F+ [* \You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:1 V- `; O, k3 m: ~# V9 T
/ x, Z' d# t3 ]* vThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.& A2 [7 C& i q4 {- O
S3 ]5 L0 V; z2 C% L6 X) C7 \+ JPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
. m) b& u! I# O, }following stipulations:9 u) U+ i5 X& z% R3 p+ x D7 L
8 W- Z8 M. J- i) {; n0 c/ l& \. l1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
; p5 z1 A# G) F* x3 KUnemployment fixed.
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! s# X! [# V/ r' E" b$ n5 N' V' I2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-4 C8 E: c! F" Q ^% y# Y
Auto Industry fixed.
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage- T* W. ~* ?7 z# @7 F/ U* h+ W1 G
Housing Crisis fixed.. s2 D4 u* K4 M/ r g- s
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It can't get any easier than that!
. \" f" g8 `# \. ~4 FIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their/ {# z7 g0 p$ O }& F6 p: h: @
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