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Dear Mr. President:) D2 R+ S5 ]% P; N. P
( N1 S6 L: _8 |( D/ \3 JPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.' Y5 @7 B/ [! J# d3 Z# ^
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
( H$ T& e3 N0 V. }the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
" h6 Q6 G) N. E1 y' b" t! Tplan.& Z8 B) D: Y! _- I
* F) O' R) D# R+ r5 N% T+ ^You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:; M) e8 ], w8 U8 }6 P
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.9 O1 {0 @/ v& N. |( {" ~2 k1 l% ~( s
! C7 B- K8 ?9 \' g& JPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the2 W7 `3 y- G2 f3 s" Q* \3 {4 }0 }
following stipulations:* ^7 R9 _2 y4 `4 c% A( _7 l
, J4 ~( }' s7 u0 F, E/ ]1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -4 O9 u+ o4 W" P [
Unemployment fixed.
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9 u2 {7 N$ J. h, U7 h4 j- @ }2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-- d7 a* X' A8 I% h5 p. y7 h" W0 m
Auto Industry fixed.& z" x0 D7 O6 K* h: I% s
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
( k% x6 D& Y: k$ _/ }Housing Crisis fixed.3 B& p# g5 b" E) a0 S; H, t
O8 n. t# n, p& V& G7 |' f" L- HIt can't get any easier than that!
0 x' A+ ^1 k2 u5 @ E5 C; B JIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their+ ]5 _0 {! ?5 f0 r2 N6 d4 v
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