The Wedding Night

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Paul and Mary got married But couldn't afford a honeymoon.

So they go back to Paul's Mom and Dad's house
For their first night together.  

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" D. v5 r% W* `4 sIn the morning ,Johnny - Paul's little brother -
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As he is  going out of the door to go to school - he asks his mom If Paul and Mary are  up yet.  
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She replies -  No.  
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7 y; w8 }! x& f- `# H" ~! h& sJohnny asks -  Do you know what I think ?
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2 ^' d* `6 B. m  cHis  mom replies - I don't want to hear What you think ! Just go to school.
$ i8 q+ k0 R, [1 v0 HJohnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom -
Are Paul and Mary up yet ?
She replies - No.
" G* j+ }: A7 K, C' W+ g) oJohnny says -  Do you know what I think ?  
. z/ x$ w9 l1 e! f. [1 DHis mom replies -  Never mind what  you think ! Eat your lunch and go back  to school ..
After school -  Johnny comes home and asks again -
Are Paul and Mary up yet ?
His mom says -  No.   
& O! o/ C0 P# Y/ J& cHe asks - Do you know what I think ?  
" p9 C/ {  ]7 O1 iHis mom replies - Ok -  now tell me what you think
& T# J( ~5 q8 Z, jHe says - Last night Paul came to my room for the Vaseline and I think..I gave him my super glue.

flyincat

bullshit
粘不住的

yiyi

NEB

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$ C3 W, C0 ~' q5 _1 Uyou tried?