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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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0 ]- W/ j4 c9 V3 V: ~. C6 JAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
% F* o2 I' q8 h' J* w; jspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in3 E' q8 Y! i: q/ O% _: w  J2 m$ ~0 X
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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# ]! f4 ^1 i# }4 K# R! tIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
# C2 Y2 X  ?/ \% A- y. g0 ekonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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* ^* g0 V: G6 F6 G! Z* l: K2 \There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
+ s' m! P' I8 |* H" U" B4 vtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like. |  q) ^" x3 n$ O: Y  k( p' w+ `
fotograf 20% shorter.' }4 r) i8 A- }

) D% x+ X# j% W  |; CIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
7 ~1 v$ E  Y6 `, U0 h0 v8 Rreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.: {$ I: E* ?$ R' }4 e6 [

) x. q6 i$ a. RGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
* w/ J& O5 U  B$ lben a deterent to akurate speling.3 \$ ?, _" R0 A1 W8 Q2 z- D. D
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is% z+ x$ W1 o7 P" m
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with$ {# `% N4 u1 z
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
0 v3 f. F  f2 _% Vafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.# e  ]! u; d: v. x$ a  f9 g
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu% V: k2 @: e8 O/ J
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru., U& \# @7 I; v$ c6 |8 C
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze% l  Q: T1 x8 o' e8 W: H
forst plas.
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  ]/ I  u+ J6 dIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
' L1 m% [( d; r* t. Q4 g7 i5 t8 j还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:- J2 }/ l* O0 E; @
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

/ M3 N) |/ I( v: K3 zdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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+ z% m* D7 A' I. y[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:7 e! f9 w. n$ E9 m% d1 |/ _0 A
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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( ?) K* z7 ~& A2 W; T[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)1 I2 w% @2 ]6 `4 c3 M" R. ]

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:/ z' F/ M" G5 q5 ~6 F
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火) `$ W$ ~$ e$ d+ F, N( J
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:! t: s9 |) M. T  C! b
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:& ~1 f, V! B) U9 a. O
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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3 V% ]6 \9 g8 ]* a7 d6 a5 V焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!( u6 w: a5 i6 {9 o

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
# Z: w7 |4 G2 Q& E惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火) x8 j0 n8 K7 t4 P
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
. E8 z7 g4 C, q路过,让你们看看我的波

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