A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
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- @% ]  G% S4 R. r+ lHis only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
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1 T: L! [7 u0 h! Q  DDear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love,
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5 Z8 X% }6 A3 L% \" d* o" J; ?A few days later he received a letter from his son:
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( V/ j1 v% ]4 C+ `# C7 L& RDear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Vinnie
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: y" G, ?9 f/ R  v- d/ g! w7 C6 L0 yAt 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
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That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

, V) \; w, T7 IDear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
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雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了