A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
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- c+ n4 @4 U8 z0 t$ X; KHis only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
4 t$ h; R$ y1 V+ qLove,
/ |7 A( C+ j! a3 i) f# uPapa
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A few days later he received a letter from his son:
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Dear Pop,
! f# _/ w4 t/ Q4 L+ M: pDon't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
7 |7 D# q+ c, r) Q8 \9 @5 |Love,
Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.

/ u$ c2 W$ U) B9 L/ K9 bThat same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Pop,
0 f. C: x" T( m8 gGo ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
( U. W. a: [: }; V, ^/ V8 BLove you,
( G5 |9 _; G( r$ Y% f" TVinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了