A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

" |# Q" o9 h( a, b$ x6 W6 SHis only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
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Dear Vincent,
/ Y$ A, g2 m% q& L- q3 K/ Q6 ^I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love,
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; ~. S# q% Q4 o8 c) G  c1 IA few days later he received a letter from his son:
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( z8 P7 K8 M: kDear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
1 F; _% M; q, A3 Q& DLove,
2 {$ g! T" ]7 XVinnie
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5 P5 Z# I6 Z! ?1 X; UAt 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
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That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Pop,
/ M; t5 y( H9 r/ K* OGo ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,
/ Q. T/ v0 }8 @Vinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了