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 An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
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8 s' n A/ M% oHis only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
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% i L) w' V) _$ a" c8 [Dear Vincent,6 S) X0 ?6 M7 w1 E0 ~& ^4 e
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
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( r7 X% t; a3 g9 J% r; ZA few days later he received a letter from his son:
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2 Z( l9 A, i8 V' WDear Pop,; m- _2 Z4 W4 b* g) \3 ]: A
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
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At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.7 R3 o5 Q V" y$ Q/ E/ r
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That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
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/ T: v' }' [& z- sGo ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
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Vinnie |
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