A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

5 @' [$ v+ |% ~) J3 eHis only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,
; W* j7 y/ n/ _7 F6 Z# OI am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
9 {, Q2 }4 t3 I3 f2 U5 MLove,
Papa

; S$ O5 \+ k! o0 [" d, OA few days later he received a letter from his son:

" T* U. l3 J% D" h6 ZDear Pop,
1 @! o/ J' I1 b+ x/ x# BDon't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
/ V/ x' u: O% d4 C) w$ wLove,
; s* ?+ I4 K( K0 W/ dVinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
- D; b/ g) @4 u$ s! R3 j' U* B
% W/ I; x* [, g, e) v8 Y) kThat same day the old man received another letter from his son.

5 f& I4 c' c) _& r) jDear Pop,
0 n8 x5 D1 C$ y2 AGo ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,
# `" S. W+ s$ j& p% xVinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了