A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

0 g6 k# r, i) z% w. K$ OHis only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
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+ K" W5 R1 j) F* \5 ?( r2 HDear Vincent,
, R  i) |+ m3 vI am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love,
Papa
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A few days later he received a letter from his son:

Dear Pop,
6 Z& _+ Q; S  ^! @! P- xDon't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
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8 n+ R: E! A% ^* D: }$ _' q$ HVinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
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That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
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) p$ M- V% ~' g/ d# E6 LDear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,
Vinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了