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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out' N! G8 E2 B2 m5 E) a$ E
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
8 }: v+ ~$ i( MWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download( v) }6 w) E6 q
from my hard drive.
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us3 n9 @+ L1 O, M7 g
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
6 g+ y5 k& u2 \/ B# B; F/ d8 @ |nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:9 N: C& Y0 d9 Y: L8 c
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.... Scroll down !
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You'll love this !
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'You have Male!'
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