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Wanna share a joke with you guys:1 }* f" _& i+ s' G0 y
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9 N- ?, q+ j; T# eThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out1 A' I( ^6 X; J1 ^3 e6 f1 g; L
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.0 \( T+ Y/ v: J" c
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.5 y7 Q. |) t8 m1 @5 z3 D; w
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download( b/ B+ g/ J% L+ d4 `9 N. k! b. r
from my hard drive.
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
0 Y8 R3 P3 J! vhad used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
3 _- s& O* t* b; @8 E% Bnine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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.... Scroll down ! ) X* R+ c* K8 Y6 H# l3 c" B
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You'll love this ! 6 P) f% J ?6 T# u4 `$ A
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) A2 E) u8 l7 O+ W# L, Y* |5 z F! f }'You have Male!' 3 r D0 N" L) O, h8 L+ ~
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