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Dady, How was I born?

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鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:22 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Wanna share a joke with you guys:1 }* f" _& i+ s' G0 y

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9 N- ?, q+ j; T# eThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out1 A' I( ^6 X; J1 ^3 e6 f1 g; L
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.0 \( T+ Y/ v: J" c

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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.5 y7 Q. |) t8 m1 @5 z3 D; w
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download( b/ B+ g/ J% L+ d4 `9 N. k! b. r
from my hard drive.
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
0 Y8 R3 P3 J! vhad used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
3 _- s& O* t* b; @8 E% Bnine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈,这个教育好
鲜花(117) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 15:31 | 显示全部楼层
I reread it,still so funny
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发表于 2009-11-25 23:01 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-27 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2009-11-29 23:55 | 显示全部楼层
4# lastman , j5 y& }% R( {+ E7 v8 r

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what do you mean?
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-9 16:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
I reread it,still so funny
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Wish we all have fun everyday.
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发表于 2009-12-9 21:53 | 显示全部楼层
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
# {/ q/ p7 O. S4 ^" T3 Wlastman 发表于 2009-11-25 23:01
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-10 04:45 | 显示全部楼层
4# lastman
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