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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
) R8 E5 c. n! }: ^' a& o" i$ ^$ ?( ?: xanyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
) O- f0 y* z5 A* W& xWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download( P* ^* b T2 j3 q- k
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us. T& T# k) B4 B* |% u* E. p
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
) [5 f7 W$ E# r/ V" }6 n2 R# f, v6 }nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:. i( @' `7 S3 |" ^; |1 ~
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" I6 k' Z* d2 A5 l .... Scroll down ! ( x/ t8 s [- K3 h) ` D4 H
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You'll love this ! 2 X- L" A, _" M Y6 H' ~
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'You have Male!'
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