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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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) w- ~' |- B; ^# tA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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- n9 x! S+ F/ G D# }7 O: x) tThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out2 I2 w! F4 R* {3 C( E3 a5 @! b# V J
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.+ h" m( G- k" r7 E
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) G8 m+ `+ {! x R; FThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
' r# r3 H4 Z% q/ dWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download$ J" U0 c& V# m$ n1 `
from my hard drive.
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had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, `$ F; v s. }% i8 s! k
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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# K+ G& n+ a6 A4 ~! k0 t. F$ N1 H .... Scroll down !
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You'll love this !
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'You have Male!'
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