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Wanna share a joke with you guys:1 n# a8 @1 i+ \ u' _+ S/ M
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out. H( ?7 M' C$ O- f9 O3 N. j
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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3 [3 e/ F+ H' A' J5 y) V$ QThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
4 S: F0 W. p7 \: E* n$ s+ WWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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* l# P& ]& t. p9 D0 q6 Z% ?" G9 e `As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us6 T8 {5 p- k+ I7 m
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,/ g" f7 M: w! j8 x* [2 E5 u. e. w
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:9 [/ U/ V$ f$ b9 x1 ?
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0 Z; t6 H, P# I& D% OYou'll love this !
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