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Dady, How was I born?

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鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:22 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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; ~# D) N; C& n2 ~7 t* F4 @+ OThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
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; |6 }: B+ T; I# w4 w! Q5 oThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.1 k% i1 R' V( `* c  ^
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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+ E# G; E  Q) K; M) r2 e- [7 `As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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0 m- @  k# q" Nnine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:8 |5 Q9 w; |  `0 N6 [

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'You have Male!'
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鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈,这个教育好
鲜花(117) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 15:31 | 显示全部楼层
I reread it,still so funny
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发表于 2009-11-25 23:01 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-27 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2009-11-29 23:55 | 显示全部楼层
4# lastman 8 }/ J, d. x. o0 k% M% d3 Q

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what do you mean?
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-9 16:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
I reread it,still so funny  H  ^  U3 t4 A0 y3 X* ]
有影无踪 发表于 2009-11-25 15:31
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Wish we all have fun everyday.
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发表于 2009-12-9 21:53 | 显示全部楼层
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
7 G' _& L9 j1 ^5 v+ B, T: h0 alastman 发表于 2009-11-25 23:01
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-10 04:45 | 显示全部楼层
4# lastman
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