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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?", T* y3 T; Q- B8 N, a
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out4 e% ^6 O: P: o8 }# F
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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4 E/ M% c, k5 @* D* {- sThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe. ?: d) D8 X) ^5 z, @
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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9 M6 u+ |: [ KAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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1 t2 }/ Z( B. |4 Pnine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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1 X( B3 B/ n- I, L, L1 g .... Scroll down ! 3 r" ?' p( Q- H8 X* ?& }
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'You have Male!' 3 ?% T" q4 t; j6 J( }: ~7 z" R; Z
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