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Wanna share a joke with you guys:9 h- m' f1 J, O+ a! Y* p* j
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?") n7 \2 Q7 q8 \/ O$ ?! c
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
i1 A/ }) U1 X; p* ganyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
* y) _( ~# ?' B: n; L Z, UWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
9 `" V1 u+ ^+ o. R6 mfrom my hard drive.
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us" I+ I( y' w* ` n- S& j
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
?' E: l/ x8 W3 D0 ?nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:8 p' A9 `/ B; Q: Q) M2 y4 z
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6 p/ n/ V3 B' i+ Y7 sYou'll love this ! $ G# ?: `% x+ A8 W
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0 I9 c. {7 @% h3 Y, G'You have Male!' " |( P8 ?- f) ]" y9 l: {! G
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