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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"% i! N5 |9 s4 E0 n, E
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
. J1 S1 z9 p; a4 ~4 D0 xanyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
9 G$ y$ f. j3 ]2 i9 fWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download# u8 D8 ~$ m* q
from my hard drive.
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us: _5 {$ u! L. s* o! {3 E1 v/ X
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,/ s( W9 e$ z; h9 Q4 A
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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4 O7 _/ ~) G1 H! Z .... Scroll down !
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You'll love this !
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