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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house) J* z8 U) z5 ]& A7 ^; Y+ @8 y
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse./ G# D5 ^; O/ ]! O0 ?% [
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,6 E7 X! k: s9 i( ~5 ~
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
0 n1 f5 ~- ?( B' F" Y" xHe’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.. @6 L9 b# j* R) a Q! j: q
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.7 g7 p3 B3 L/ r( L( @1 S9 c& v
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori," T0 F& q; Z2 J
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.: z# Z% C4 c3 s8 v. l! D) c$ B' t4 B+ L
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,) K3 N0 X; B" P/ M" B3 m( Q" p
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
- ?& c5 k- G. a' bWith hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
# R& L& \( [( p3 U$ |When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.6 }6 s, h3 R$ j0 s$ Z
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',% J* a. p; p k/ U$ X
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .% c4 a& C1 N2 E1 Z& M0 y J
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
* W9 a! j0 _5 U& C# }"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
4 |3 X, K& S4 p. AShe’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,1 ?2 n# }4 `- }7 c& F
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:38
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