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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
- d( ]* ~8 m+ j: GTiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.' f+ M7 |9 Q* T: Y. Y
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,% }' S( Y1 g& m6 }& ^6 ~
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry. |: F; U: z: E x& {6 a
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
, W/ N* y, Z KWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.
3 i& W% v8 {5 @He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
# G- L! `4 Y. x' ^7 I' P6 J+ fWith Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.' f# J8 D# |8 N X3 ]$ t
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,' Q2 v9 ]/ T! ]4 {3 C4 L5 c
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.7 \" q& N8 V$ h7 j! U
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,, @" L3 k, Q/ z
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.- m) b: S+ Q5 C3 w. k0 _
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
. [/ B% {% v. S" `- g: q; a! eTiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .# I6 l+ ~7 i, m9 E7 e
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
) X& d8 ^5 n% w' n2 A"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."3 a# H8 x" V) e H4 X1 e
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
& }& |* O1 f( Q# {6 \5 hHer prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:38
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