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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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8 Z: W( z2 Z, V# |Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
e5 }2 b, `& d8 p8 gTiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
' W. w# T4 D% q+ X& P- UShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,3 n( `8 D, E" | K5 t2 i
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
% C) z( x! B, t; JHe’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
5 x: \4 B5 W9 OWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.. X1 h3 v/ w3 [) u
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,5 {% U! B- D/ s: Q" Y7 }) \9 ^6 I
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
* X0 f2 h: J, a) q" A* K* V# v" ^From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,- Z7 B* S: R8 V
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
4 @; p! R4 x9 V# k8 @# \With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
3 ?8 [- r) K( T1 G% I! _$ ZWhen not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.) J/ I3 e8 h2 N& T+ c
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',) |3 I% C [* N$ u3 H8 \
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
. L; U; B) B" P' C. [8 XAnd I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade, i: a! G( s* x; `: V z
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
% o; S) U- P* B! y1 [She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
8 x0 g8 e D' ^7 z$ u( r$ p+ WHer prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:38
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