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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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3 R8 h" [7 U& h5 {Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
1 `/ F6 ^& f4 G; e' U1 |) uTiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
# D0 J. T9 l g2 q8 O% `' ]- w8 cShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
. n0 w" u2 P. X( ]' @Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
+ Q! d K& @( h, q' b" k6 s) pHe’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed. w1 ]8 R U* p F% \
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
% c1 Q0 w" p( c8 q$ LHe’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,$ `+ k: i O' k( J
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
) P' O/ H1 z8 P) c8 }From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
- u1 E$ E p& ^$ Y- d8 J% MTiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.5 ?% @3 e7 s7 b! @
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,3 E2 m: P* ]6 K& ]$ L9 A. p
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.5 D4 j8 k3 R7 [: G' Q
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
9 k- s! `% c( p+ r; R H( hTiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
o2 ]6 k+ Y+ cAnd I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,7 A6 v$ }# w% t* g+ ~
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."# v! x+ d6 d7 t" w/ X# ^8 Q$ i. @
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
. p' ^; M b9 x6 wHer prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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