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Tiger s Holiday Poem; l, l P8 p5 U2 `
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
2 q" c' I. S5 I# R- H. \Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.: [" S& @9 w& k' T7 E/ P! N5 }4 h8 H
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,& B* W2 _9 ?: R0 ^6 ^8 H! Y; `8 E
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.; n9 z$ O/ P: c4 e# }, M# b: v
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
% h4 d- e& n; q5 EWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.
+ o5 c$ S7 r% I, y4 pHe’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,( h- ~, p1 M* \2 k
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.: @ Z& J. f$ u& v
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,! J# ]; E$ L5 f0 F" ^
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.+ i# D. x3 n0 p5 [' }( k1 L
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
8 \. P) V, ?6 L* l0 t! s% w. LWhen not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
2 ^$ o( C& }/ u! |$ K; \7 D" w& \Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
# I3 E- M' d5 x% W3 M) {+ C( VTiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
; U4 L+ Q$ t- ` Z* J& T6 IAnd I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
( N5 J, G" g, p: N; A, V# t* I, f"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."" p4 m1 \- s2 [, g2 `' B1 e; R
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,8 Y7 W' `& F2 [1 l: W/ G/ u
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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