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Never ever let your wife touch your golf club

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发表于 2009-12-3 15:38 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
虎落平原了,哈哈!
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:53 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-12-16 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
我的天,这是怎么个情况啊??
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发表于 2009-12-16 23:28 | 显示全部楼层
Probably you should change the title to "Never ever let your wife touch your cell phone".
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发表于 2009-12-21 10:44 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈8 ]* a- S. \+ o, _# Z  h$ j
好,Tiger更加英俊了。
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发表于 2009-12-26 12:37 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Tiger s Holiday Poem
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house- U$ |1 x$ c) r  I+ j3 L- A
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.! y; a: V) ^5 X. {( C5 Z  |
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,/ J9 j% x6 V& F. [5 l8 a- X
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
. I/ A8 B9 Z$ k# x" m) CHe’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
2 G2 i+ v' s0 s5 U8 L% m: zWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.
0 H' }: i& _. H" [He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
# s* W, V  i6 F/ h9 uWith Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story." @. G+ M& |- n; L% q
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,- |' K: N: {" ]7 c8 y6 N4 Q# w6 X
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.4 \7 k7 ^2 K! k, t4 k5 W8 X
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,- c3 @9 S5 [; I+ @. Z% N2 b" P
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
: u! e. R+ [" q) q" N4 h9 ^Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',9 }. _& v7 ^; t
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
+ F& W. ~1 b& e# h5 w/ dAnd I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,8 X2 z9 q: i, r. }, p* t. g, L
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."8 A% g8 w8 D' r% p9 [- f4 y  D
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
0 S3 j! Q" d7 Q! U' V8 j! EHer prenup made Christmas come early this year.
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发表于 2010-1-17 19:40 | 显示全部楼层
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