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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house- U$ |1 x$ c) r I+ j3 L- A
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.! y; a: V) ^5 X. {( C5 Z |
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,/ J9 j% x6 V& F. [5 l8 a- X
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
. I/ A8 B9 Z$ k# x" m) CHe’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
2 G2 i+ v' s0 s5 U8 L% m: zWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.
0 H' }: i& _. H" [He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
# s* W, V i6 F/ h9 uWith Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story." @. G+ M& |- n; L% q
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,- |' K: N: {" ]7 c8 y6 N4 Q# w6 X
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.4 \7 k7 ^2 K! k, t4 k5 W8 X
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,- c3 @9 S5 [; I+ @. Z% N2 b" P
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
: u! e. R+ [" q) q" N4 h9 ^Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',9 }. _& v7 ^; t
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
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"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."8 A% g8 w8 D' r% p9 [- f4 y D
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
0 S3 j! Q" d7 Q! U' V8 j! EHer prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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