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Husband of the year0 r% x J8 F* x: V; n9 z: E d
awards
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+ d4 h0 q' @0 @The honorable
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9 S3 p; Q4 r7 I6 U. o+ m, JThe United Kingdom
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followed closely by...
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0 [0 N9 p! Q2 iThe United States of America
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and then... 2 F: E* d4 }5 U1 Z' j6 q. A+ O$ j
Poland2 P6 @2 T! n+ c; v
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) A7 k( E6 T* V% j vbut 3rd Place must go to...
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+ k2 c2 T4 }6 H) `it was very very close but the runner up prize " ]$ U3 f7 J. L
9 k9 p" h. J- ]0 R* O% Uwas awarded to.... , N7 t9 l" e" x& T0 b3 e6 s0 m
Serbia
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. B, ?" }; E g, ^3 m3 tbut the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is. 4 N: e* Y3 A0 B3 j& u
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Ireland.Ya gotta love the Irish.
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4 p0 }, c7 ~& W: a- R) Z* ]The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even 5 H( J C2 _% g3 ^) y* |2 v( ?
holding her hand....7 w7 y i s/ G3 Y* ^# d
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Woman has Man in it; & f0 z' Y1 Z# w0 U9 ?' C
Mrs. has Mr. in it;
$ x) w/ @- \6 ], _; ]Female has Male in it;
& v$ K h' q" T! d) b6 pShe has He in it; 0 C/ b6 @& B8 {6 ? `1 `
Madam has Adam in it;
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now... ; H8 U* O- G! E
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I never looked at it this way before:
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with$ r' ~5 s' f. Z& U
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5 \* J6 Y4 o) o9 g+ @; ]MENtal illness
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6 A# ^# ^ a+ w2 U# _% tMENstrual cramps
0 g6 o0 j7 `+ n! f" n. BMENtal breakdown
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2 F' }8 D y7 E" v5 c7 c4 AMENopause # x& V3 ?) H7 s8 ^" y) N) v0 z
GUYnecologist
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy. ! ^6 ~/ R x+ n7 L/ f
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