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Husband of the year
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2 _. t% G$ M1 T1 C" ^2 D9 u! XThe honorable
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& Y$ Z4 ]# P3 m7 A5 }0 [The United Kingdom : a% \3 f, ] Z% W7 Y4 I
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followed closely by... 4 n3 k' ]: }, V [; v
% |6 b1 q( ]0 N/ G: UThe United States of America
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: ?( ^2 l$ W, F& L7 i$ M- b- Qand then...
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1 j B; V9 g+ _+ _+ d. p* L6 Ubut 3rd Place must go to...
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Greece 3 e# Q, r( m, B2 U' {8 d+ D
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$ f2 L% C: W/ w' \it was very very close but the runner up prize * t V5 ?0 h) E6 D. ^) U
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was awarded to.... , g6 N; Z+ j4 L2 M8 Q+ _
Serbia
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/ W1 G2 Q% n3 l/ ]1 y$ ibut the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is. " |1 n8 v& B& i V
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Ireland.Ya gotta love the Irish.' l9 k3 L" k4 V" A( m* A, R
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The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even ) F6 I1 t- \4 l1 d4 s5 N# A
holding her hand....
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Woman has Man in it; + {, ]7 \2 T2 Q7 L+ {9 H
Mrs. has Mr. in it; " O2 O1 i6 H0 {; F
Female has Male in it; 9 D$ I( n: e# F
She has He in it;
0 ]0 t9 w1 I: DMadam has Adam in it; " m6 }' c; L. i/ [, }
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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+ V6 r) S" a" b+ _3 _ v. dI never looked at it this way before: 8 }& m J1 i# D" x# v9 e, h
( i8 o+ U# ^- g* ~( ^9 F& A7 jEver notice how all of women's problems start with ]$ z- x- W) Q* I5 E m
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MEN? 0 K. F0 |: o) @7 M J0 o* l
( n u" r0 y5 z2 y, x- C8 aMENtal illness
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+ s6 b+ L& I# C; ]( y8 I( NMENstrual cramps
; \; {1 i# b9 ^" i3 O7 BMENtal breakdown
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GUYnecologist
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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7 \1 z7 J: m1 ~8 N& x vRemember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You9 X' v8 F) W1 ~) \" O5 P. v
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