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Husband of the year
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' x6 m+ R* a# F" c- FThe honorable. _+ Q; c; x& H' Y2 n
mention goes to:5 p6 B+ H! o/ o# z& G
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% n. g2 @0 ^; p: T7 t3 e9 EThe United Kingdom 2 Z) M9 U# Q: Y& z1 s' s
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followed closely by... 9 n0 K8 }$ s4 Z0 ^- K
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Poland
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' I( R% V% e( d' K2 X# P0 ~! T* wbut 3rd Place must go to...* T9 O j( H2 K" ~! i( Q6 s
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it was very very close but the runner up prize
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" o \9 n$ X7 Mwas awarded to....
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7 q: `" E+ A6 u* Zbut the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is. 5 k) E; {+ Y9 U, |' V9 e: B; _
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Ireland.Ya gotta love the Irish.: S) U1 i' {+ U
2 \. Y7 s5 y5 m% t0 n* T5 ZThe Irish are true romantics.look, he's even
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Woman has Man in it;
" E& I" P; Q$ A2 Y% U1 ^Mrs. has Mr. in it;
) R h9 q% D7 oFemale has Male in it;
; l8 ?- H7 V' B. g. n M5 e2 PShe has He in it; ( t, f# y2 t( r0 S- h% B
Madam has Adam in it; / o8 ]" W4 C# R4 u- \
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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2 s% v6 Q" P+ ?- w. DI never looked at it this way before:
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
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MENtal illness
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+ J: S4 }! i2 J" R+ uMENstrual cramps ; Q& ^! f8 U V" Q l
MENtal breakdown
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AND
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Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You
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