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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. * R0 w- A! X! |- H! B8 T
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"Mary... Mary...." 9 j' a7 x. F& m) `0 z, V% r8 Q
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"Is that you Fred?" : X5 H6 \2 {% a! Y9 y$ t$ O
4 _& |' o2 y0 H& X"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." U+ y+ r* Y# V1 `) P5 }
S" i: O4 | q$ ?2 Q"What is it like?" # `5 _. N) F, v, o: B5 C% V
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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1 o7 v% ^$ M( G8 D"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." ) z5 _/ F: W; ~; h
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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