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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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"Mary... Mary...." - A$ J+ Q1 X* I9 s3 Z
* I9 x0 E9 e) S* n"Is that you Fred?" * {8 y+ t1 T4 `8 o" e
& a1 |0 c% [& g- e: Z"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." 3 z4 g7 p+ f, p& [
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"What is it like?" # a6 c6 j. d' B4 H
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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4 N1 \, u2 H- |9 W/ f0 l+ |% c. M* C"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." & w( }1 b4 \; @) {* E! S v
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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