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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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"Mary... Mary...." ( `5 l6 H" _9 |, _
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"Is that you Fred?"
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) Z5 M( y6 a5 t8 O! A/ J2 X"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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+ f7 T* M; x% I9 w+ V"What is it like?" " o& j; f$ n1 u' Y3 }; S& z8 y' A
& a! @. l$ H! r" @5 C, P2 [& m+ b"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " ! w/ d2 [! k) ]2 o4 M! D$ I$ F
1 b/ M2 [* f9 ^2 v$ c"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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