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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. 9 e4 l0 V; D/ y5 `5 o' }
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"Mary... Mary...."
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- V; k2 _/ U# N. e u% i7 o; U"Is that you Fred?"
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+ R& l* e/ E" a( L"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." 5 J* M# m* [* s3 X) e* F
) s- n; j: e6 s; A; A"What is it like?" 0 |* J* V* {! J) |0 I
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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: r# W( j d! q$ F* d7 i9 `# O9 w"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." $ \4 p, J3 d$ i) G% S+ _- q; r
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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