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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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"Mary... Mary...." $ d1 h- p) F6 Y3 d+ t8 B9 y
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"Is that you Fred?"
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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"What is it like?"
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2 T/ s$ D6 A+ j9 s3 e' r0 W"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " : A3 ?" @+ a* S, i" u+ R
% X9 Y8 N8 x, ~& z"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." 7 r! c1 s7 B! i- }' H
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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