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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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"Mary... Mary...."
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"Is that you Fred?" 8 _) ?: Q) f+ v+ G5 n# d- h
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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"What is it like?" 2 m8 T6 `+ S/ p6 W5 `& o1 q
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " ' G0 |& |9 ~ p1 |+ I; x+ S
( x- \! |. O# v2 R! O# Z* W x"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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