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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. 2 d# V T# W* p3 P) @3 u4 G
+ f& T b# |3 y$ ]1 W"Mary... Mary...."
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3 v% B/ L- g3 O" T2 x- W"Is that you Fred?"
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8 F( ]+ k( h1 H"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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"What is it like?" 2 {) V5 t! S) Z1 x! G2 }' y1 k5 p
$ d. Y# G/ B' l! H. L"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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# @# e' q/ ]% o- f0 j"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." 1 o& Q' [4 C4 s
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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