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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. ' ^$ i8 d; N6 d# M
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"Mary... Mary...."
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3 _9 ^1 A6 z3 T* M0 O0 a0 U9 \"Is that you Fred?"
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." 3 J, y9 Y/ H$ Z
0 g% x+ j; A3 D- ?& J. G"What is it like?" " m% g6 c F: [6 w
|) W0 } a* ]* d"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " 9 Z, I, m L- L: ]# y( q2 e# t
- @3 s! o, e% s! c0 b- Z"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." $ B7 Y1 @* b9 c& C' h
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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