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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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"Mary... Mary...."
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"Is that you Fred?" 1 S) |% M* t/ O; n3 l3 c
# U6 v& H2 ^) M1 M( L( \"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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" }3 o2 L% m$ R9 {6 {. C"What is it like?"
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* ~" b3 I1 X/ m! ]# e5 r7 Z"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " , s+ _( L! f/ ^$ j4 Q' _6 i* a
! O9 U% ?* s- T4 n/ v7 ]"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." 9 z f! G" u/ l* k) X2 [
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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