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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. / y7 e2 j1 g' ^& N
! E Z' v' [5 }4 x"Mary... Mary...." 4 v5 V2 @/ D* N9 T# |" }
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"Is that you Fred?" ) {! x U2 U4 @
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." . V8 b+ P1 V8 c9 L
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"What is it like?"
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9 x4 u6 m3 \* E"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " 7 K6 P. J% G: I) x" t2 q
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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