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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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' _; g" m( k1 K" x. N/ K* h"Mary... Mary...." % T: }6 e; k* V/ n
% k; }0 p) h: \"Is that you Fred?"
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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; e& \& \+ V/ Q; k% g) u"What is it like?" 4 Y* {/ { q. a, ~" B2 @& P
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " ) o" s g, W+ X& f
8 z( p+ P5 b! P" ]"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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