Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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5 J3 I! q8 q$ X+ G$ fFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
: ?4 V" [7 d6 r+ bPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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1 U; b4 C: H! N5 k; @2 OTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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8 G8 ^2 C$ R2 z( q4 v2 |! PSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
WEB PAGES:
9 N$ S+ p1 L3 u0 CFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
3 u) |. b6 h0 t) w4 Z% UTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
. f, V8 b$ M! b& s3 G% oEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
( u1 c4 R2 p! ]4 @$ aTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.