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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
" I& [! D1 M6 W6 P4 }. P! {1 fHere are some examples:   8 p1 D; @9 k; i; w* m5 u
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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* z$ G) W2 d% N" p0 [PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.( V& J, s& [8 v$ B' B* \# t, j! u# o

* T+ G) B+ K9 t" X' n  yThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.  I4 ?. L6 V3 X5 `! t
       
1 e+ n" v' |2 q/ _) GTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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  z( z5 O6 [8 d% C2 m5 s& m; {6 ZHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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; T* F; u- o9 p" ]+ h4 ]) nTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people., Y1 J+ ?' G; l' X1 j8 J
       
  K* K5 G) S( f1 S; MEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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0 H1 P+ e9 W4 ?% f/ e% ZHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.9 l3 t, e) M5 v) c' T; E& m
       
' [6 u" C5 j! c6 j! WTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。- X6 _( o- d0 s6 E2 \; P& g
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55
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