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At the end of a tiny deserted bar sits a huge Indian.
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2 Q; j6 y# P$ P0 s' |9 `" ]$ WHe's having a few beers when a short, well dressed,
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1 t; b% M$ K2 ~) O Aand obviously gay man walks in and sits down beside him.; \/ i6 H. e* o0 O5 x' ]5 b+ q
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After three or four beers the gay fellow finally plucks up the) y3 V3 H6 E' b L
courage to say something to the big Indian.
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" u/ x. s/ R8 o5 ~1 [6 hLeaning over towards him, he whispers, 'Do you want a blow job?'
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smacks the man in the face knocking him swiftly off his stool.
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! u7 C, d2 R+ `9 y) U; ?, YHe proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him* l0 Z1 r$ j) H0 @0 o7 I# h# K
bruised and battered in the parking lot and returns to his seat.
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Amazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer to the big Indian.
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'I've never seen you react like that,' he says. 'Just what did he
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$ i ?4 ]; ]2 @1 j'I don't know,' the big Indian replied. 'Something about a job.' |
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