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At the end of a tiny deserted bar sits a huge Indian.* d& j% b, h& {' X3 n4 Z
3 B; x" n) P) UHe's having a few beers when a short, well dressed,
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9 `" `2 C6 A# B2 V2 _. M/ E* ]6 \and obviously gay man walks in and sits down beside him.
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After three or four beers the gay fellow finally plucks up the
5 l8 e: `) v3 ?courage to say something to the big Indian.3 K" Y8 }. ?7 |( a7 h
* R4 C2 V, R# \+ ?% HLeaning over towards him, he whispers, 'Do you want a blow job?'
- q* K4 v4 e; {0 v8 E9 K/ uAt this the massive Indian leaps up with fire in his eyes and e' ^, {$ A N/ a/ _7 f- n0 `7 s& r
smacks the man in the face knocking him swiftly off his stool., X/ O( v% o6 l- I5 {7 g, u
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He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him
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1 S8 j5 c& i& {0 K; { S3 x" Q. wAmazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer to the big Indian.$ x4 \/ X* c: T. R
# W; N* D; q( F, Z2 y'I've never seen you react like that,' he says. 'Just what did he
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, W, \" ~3 ]) a2 E1 l! I. e'I don't know,' the big Indian replied. 'Something about a job.' |
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