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At the end of a tiny deserted bar sits a huge Indian.
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7 g# h u: K- n% `* s1 rHe's having a few beers when a short, well dressed, T }3 I7 B; z' H) E
- U% T5 g- y! n6 i, g( r. }$ J6 Y% Cand obviously gay man walks in and sits down beside him.
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After three or four beers the gay fellow finally plucks up the
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Leaning over towards him, he whispers, 'Do you want a blow job?': R; N+ U1 V6 q, f4 l) ~) t
At this the massive Indian leaps up with fire in his eyes and$ O/ d+ C( Z' J
smacks the man in the face knocking him swiftly off his stool.# W! w0 }6 T( b- j0 C$ N8 M$ m
. C( q# l* M3 V' q# ZHe proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him
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, a% a: I/ R5 x% U( B7 j8 PAmazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer to the big Indian.
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0 G2 ^; n, v: U8 f* `9 G. A'I've never seen you react like that,' he says. 'Just what did he
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'I don't know,' the big Indian replied. 'Something about a job.' |
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