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At the end of a tiny deserted bar sits a huge Indian.
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He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed,; s% I+ R1 f' W$ N2 ~
* d3 T D) n( E/ r8 ^and obviously gay man walks in and sits down beside him.
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After three or four beers the gay fellow finally plucks up the
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1 V3 v) O/ }0 ?Leaning over towards him, he whispers, 'Do you want a blow job?'' ]* _8 b. O( Z- B! G+ `/ G& f9 u; {
At this the massive Indian leaps up with fire in his eyes and# M M, P& q6 m! n' l
smacks the man in the face knocking him swiftly off his stool.3 R7 `/ s8 t% b) w3 L8 J; @2 _6 d: G3 l
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He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him
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5 X% b9 o( Y9 t$ h/ S2 y; xAmazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer to the big Indian.5 J$ u5 ^5 \7 m6 w7 L# Q1 r
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'I've never seen you react like that,' he says. 'Just what did he2 I' S7 K4 p# S# ^8 n
say to you?'% I. \6 B& _# e' P. ?' `: h
7 I) ~& Q U2 R Q4 f% V9 q'I don't know,' the big Indian replied. 'Something about a job.' |
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