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At the end of a tiny deserted bar sits a huge Indian.
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; X# g {/ y, Y! Q* a) ?He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed,7 I o. U0 o8 }6 f
, ^ D0 i% m/ v8 G. l Q* y+ dand obviously gay man walks in and sits down beside him.
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0 d9 [2 o3 j4 ?- `. E( H/ SAfter three or four beers the gay fellow finally plucks up the
. V3 ?! j9 b! j& U4 ncourage to say something to the big Indian.- i- l. r9 Y# l9 z7 B
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Leaning over towards him, he whispers, 'Do you want a blow job?'5 k. z# G5 ?* N. k) `- \
At this the massive Indian leaps up with fire in his eyes and$ Q$ [1 n1 `/ k
smacks the man in the face knocking him swiftly off his stool.4 j" k( b. ]) G% V) a
2 E/ d' o( g) o& K: o& S( zHe proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him) Z3 g j: L) H; o' z+ l, e. M
bruised and battered in the parking lot and returns to his seat.7 C1 Q0 W+ N/ ?* N# [
' v% S6 M7 g* oAmazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer to the big Indian.
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'I've never seen you react like that,' he says. 'Just what did he! f: T- m# c; P6 b
say to you?'
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'I don't know,' the big Indian replied. 'Something about a job.' |
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