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At the end of a tiny deserted bar sits a huge Indian.
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, I' @3 \# O7 |% m0 w& ]4 \7 _9 CHe's having a few beers when a short, well dressed,9 p$ h9 |: i0 l/ ]% i
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and obviously gay man walks in and sits down beside him.
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After three or four beers the gay fellow finally plucks up the
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Leaning over towards him, he whispers, 'Do you want a blow job?'
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smacks the man in the face knocking him swiftly off his stool.( E# H2 b7 H* ~1 L; b
- M' x9 h2 J M3 NHe proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him% o$ O5 S+ y5 f# O ^3 M& @. C4 L( a
bruised and battered in the parking lot and returns to his seat.
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Amazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer to the big Indian.& ~& t7 |$ U9 @8 R! k
9 a5 G# l/ N, T5 T'I've never seen you react like that,' he says. 'Just what did he- S- p( Y4 s+ {$ B4 ^2 Q
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'I don't know,' the big Indian replied. 'Something about a job.' |
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