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At the end of a tiny deserted bar sits a huge Indian.
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He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed,! }" ?9 h4 F; M4 r+ D% R1 y
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After three or four beers the gay fellow finally plucks up the1 m$ O4 G8 g7 ~
courage to say something to the big Indian.9 p7 |& @" N5 b. G3 l3 b
6 Q9 D( ]" O+ E6 r4 uLeaning over towards him, he whispers, 'Do you want a blow job?'
" P; O2 i+ u0 V5 w. l# n) _3 j ]3 W* ]At this the massive Indian leaps up with fire in his eyes and
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He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him
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Amazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer to the big Indian.
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'I've never seen you react like that,' he says. 'Just what did he" ]8 P& v1 U% H+ x2 A
say to you?'
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* ]: z! X& N* R1 D'I don't know,' the big Indian replied. 'Something about a job.' |
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发表于 2010-1-17 20:20
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