The Importance of Walking

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Walking can add minutes to your life.
   This enables you at 85 years old
   to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
0 j& V8 U$ l1 q6 M7 r8 E   home at $7000 per month.

    My grandpa started walking
    five miles a day when he was 60.
% O* a: C2 v* d) l    Now he's 97 years old
    and we don't know where the hell he is.
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   I like long walks,
6 f/ P+ C$ I- C    especially when they are taken
6 v) l, m- u1 x  L    by people who annoy me.
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   The only reason I would take up walking
    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
  
    I have to walk early in the morning,
    before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
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   I joined a health club last year,
    spent about 400 bucks.
    Haven't lost a pound.
8 d0 z  g; X9 C# |) `    Apparently you have to go there.
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   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
    I wash my mouth out with chocolate..
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) T" f4 q: x2 k* f2 j& \. R/ |! A4 N8 x   I do have flabby thighs,
    but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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, @; C& n! Q; _- D+ R3 W    The advantage of exercising every day
  &n bsp; is so when you die, they'll say,
: r/ U1 K  b/ w7 Z% z: E6 @    'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
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; k) z0 N. N) G1 A' |6 Q6 r   If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
6 m( q8 i& A& A3 P  start with a small country.
   
- Y& ~7 s$ c0 Z4 M   I know I got a lot of exercise
    the last few years,......
    just getting over the hill.
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  We all get heavier as we get older,
    because there's a lot more information in our heads.
# [6 ]/ B! o* p  p( q  X    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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   AND
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* [) h3 d3 ?/ U0 a, i/ f    Every time I start thinking too much
- I# q8 i- E. C+ B2 F* U: ~     about how I look,
' M! ?/ J( Q$ E  u# C" ^6 q    I just find a Happy Hour
, N! \6 e# `4 n; G   and by the time I leave,
8 U& T! P* c3 R2 G  }! z" i2 A    I look just fine.