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Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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+ @6 D4 {7 P- z3 C" W8 }Driver's License - too  cute not to forward
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A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?' 3 s1 M5 z( r& X0 `- F
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'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
7 \, `5 J' y3 @+ Z, k) D2 g'It's not polite.' $ u& ~4 `) \& A6 C+ S
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'OK',  the little girl says, ) V# G; f5 y+ h9 {
'How much do you  weigh?'
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'Now really,' the mother says,  
5 A& [& q; l& W; T9 A9 T'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?' " o$ q( L0 P* \' m9 R4 c9 g

9 C5 s% C- I' @( C1 {'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!' 6 a$ }4 F7 @4 |3 p+ q

1 A8 {7 r; t' s7 \The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play. # k" X/ E4 f, i( D' X3 t: U  `0 m
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' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  ; w+ G& H1 T" e/ A9 D$ d1 s" D  X' A
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'Well,' says the friend, & N* P- G- P9 C7 E% m
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
( s6 }' i% L' o7 r( j1 \4 _4 qIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.' ( r( s: i; c1 w1 R8 w5 ^
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Later that night the little girl  says to her mother, 6 b! t" o0 }* I
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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The mother is surprised and  asks,
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'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
) w5 ]/ Z' x7 j1 h8 y2 C'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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4 M5 v" [% t6 U8 r* Q'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
$ `' `4 F( J8 G2 V'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.' ( o; B/ d8 ?' c- U

. t" e  I% h4 p- T! x4 \0 W'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'- s/ w3 M; h  d5 Q: j
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'Because you  got an F in sex.'- l+ |! y: f/ X8 H! }

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give them  one of yours
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well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex
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