Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward

& D6 f( `5 O9 d) TA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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- `/ {/ q% r, b7 K! o+ E' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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& e7 Q0 \" \8 N'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'

/ U! s9 N- Y# _8 l4 [) c# Z'OK',  the little girl says,
1 \. B! v* X$ U+ v+ A'How much do you  weigh?'

" O2 L5 @- b+ c9 I! q: \'Now really,' the mother says,  
" ?+ `  w0 b- \& k'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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2 a- ^" ?* k- V( gUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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. }5 F- f" C0 k( F'Well,' says the friend,
$ ?; N6 X; o& D. X3 w- X$ e'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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5 p* v4 M) V% F: q' Q  O! t: P& gLater that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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- b, }" N/ H/ o+ {The mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?
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2 i* c  e4 e/ w6 L# \, w2 K'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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2 z) v! B4 P8 @9 D+ q9 qThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
: w  b& W1 m8 T2 I! c0 w'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

, u9 T3 {, @+ z/ C$ w3 ?( u'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

# B; _5 z# j# P'Because you  got an F in sex.'

8 k; T0 F" R6 |% x: uIf you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller