Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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1 C3 }7 H$ N! C% E6 ADriver's License - too  cute not to forward

A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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5 x5 [) Z+ k: c0 P. y' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'

'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'

4 E3 u. j% }. e7 I; C'OK',  the little girl says,
/ k5 p; r; X$ p+ {- f'How much do you  weigh?'
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'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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" s! s+ ^* b6 v5 BUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

- q! B( s3 A; A$ s9 x'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'

The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  

# E. F# B8 ?6 m$ O3 L'Well,' says the friend,
% }$ ^' |$ {7 N4 ~'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

The mother is surprised and  asks,
, @3 L/ X0 Y: H' a3 M'How did you find that out?

'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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% |6 q3 a- }. X2 d( b! \$ o'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
9 T8 Z' L" Q$ o6 @'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'
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) N7 Z, I! k* Y'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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3 m; j4 K$ M/ d% t/ e) Y, M; x'Because you  got an F in sex.'

If you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller