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4 A1 Z) s( w* z5 N- bDriver's License - too cute not to forward; Q& ^& w+ `. @0 S( D7 C
5 ~' |( S7 p' s3 |7 sA mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date. ; u- r9 v8 g% l$ V: {+ a" V
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied.
6 T/ L' X: d* p' ~5 |'It's not polite.'
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/ s6 b( E& v1 m% _'OK', the little girl says,
# p" h5 P/ a1 N7 ^& z'How much do you weigh?' / O3 L; ~$ l8 ^3 ]7 X
4 U$ D* Q& S, P# O'Now really,' the mother says, 3 ~$ x4 O' b) }& ?2 h
'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'
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) P# [" u$ B; O1 K5 f* {Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?'
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'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!'
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3 _; b" X, H5 MThe exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
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' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend. 6 Z# a$ s4 Q0 h7 G2 C+ s5 J& |
0 _2 C* T m" f( F$ e; H'Well,' says the friend,
! Q5 P, v8 W5 V'all you need to do is look at her driver's license. 6 K8 S. l( Y3 Q9 ^% B; h V( X
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.' ' Q$ [( e- X$ \# H( e* ` ?0 }: }
; I/ A4 T* i" B# I8 TLater that night the little girl says to her mother,
3 d5 g9 x2 \, {* C; E& M$ B'I know how old you are. You are 32.' % m Y5 q2 }; ?0 G$ C' ]& F
/ E( Q- H) M) Z5 Z7 VThe mother is surprised and asks, ( Z3 s3 N$ D# F* B
'How did you find that out? ( ?+ Z: M! ~, @9 V4 |1 P! U
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'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.' . f1 T: {) o0 V% |- W
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The mother is past surprised and shocked now. - n. E" M) n6 |% a: t" \4 M7 p
'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?' / D) F$ Q5 U9 z1 t F6 J% f' K, @& `' C
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'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,
7 R/ m$ Y- | @# m3 \* t'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.'
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; y: V9 ]- ?! }' A b'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'
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5 F$ a% e1 t& r/ P, i'Because you got an F in sex.'
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If you see someone without a smile today& u3 j8 u: j' o. ~4 C" n
give them one of yours |
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