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1 C3 }7 H$ N! C% E6 ADriver's License - too cute not to forward: I* i9 b1 j& r' ~
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A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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5 x5 [) Z+ k: c0 P. y' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' ; N1 m% V6 z/ r: X% x* E
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'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. 4 G3 j9 u( q1 s
'It's not polite.' 1 r( Q0 f i2 K; z
4 E3 u. j% }. e7 I; C'OK', the little girl says,
/ k5 p; r; X$ p+ {- f'How much do you weigh?'
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'Now really,' the mother says, ; u' c, V+ i) ]; N' j7 I* [0 d
'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'
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" s! s+ ^* b6 v5 BUndaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?' + e1 K. Q5 s! r1 V
- q! B( s3 A; A$ s9 x'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!' 7 R. ^8 W* m. Z+ Q
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The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
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' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend. 2 h# y$ h8 L3 H- b) t) ?
# E. F# B8 ?6 m$ O3 L'Well,' says the friend,
% }$ ^' |$ {7 N4 ~'all you need to do is look at her driver's license. * @ b. g& v2 K w0 P% |
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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Later that night the little girl says to her mother, ' Q7 N# x6 S$ S: B' [0 y, ^
'I know how old you are. You are 32.' $ _* F6 d# b4 M+ X- N
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The mother is surprised and asks,
, @3 L/ X0 Y: H' a3 M'How did you find that out? 7 ^6 V( U5 Q9 o2 J
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'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'
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The mother is past surprised and shocked now. 5 t* o! u! _ n% w) p, o6 t Z7 g% T4 e4 X
'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'
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% |6 q3 a- }. X2 d( b! \$ o'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,
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) N7 Z, I! k* Y'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'
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3 m; j4 K$ M/ d% t/ e) Y, M; x'Because you got an F in sex.'! `3 _; R9 x5 b( z. J
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If you see someone without a smile today8 e) C+ q4 W& q1 |
give them one of yours |
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