Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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+ @6 D4 {7 P- z3 C" W8 }Driver's License - too  cute not to forward
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A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'

'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
7 \, `5 J' y3 @+ Z, k) D2 g'It's not polite.'

'OK',  the little girl says,
'How much do you  weigh?'
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'Now really,' the mother says,  
5 A& [& q; l& W; T9 A9 T'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

9 C5 s% C- I' @( C1 {'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'

1 A8 {7 r; t' s7 \The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  

'Well,' says the friend,
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
( s6 }' i% L' o7 r( j1 \4 _4 qIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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The mother is surprised and  asks,
$ m& V: }8 v7 L9 N2 I& D! H'How did you find that out?

'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
) w5 ]/ Z' x7 j1 h8 y2 C'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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4 M5 v" [% t6 U8 r* Q'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
$ `' `4 F( J8 G2 V'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

. t" e  I% h4 p- T! x4 \0 W'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

'Because you  got an F in sex.'

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give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller