Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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+ O5 p! w3 t  PDriver's License - too  cute not to forward

A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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# q# x- D* c3 q* q5 `9 l, q, J' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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! f4 f. Z" M; a'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
+ ~) v# S8 ?$ m4 K: F) L$ d  |( T'It's not polite.'

'OK',  the little girl says,
'How much do you  weigh?'
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9 }6 n3 N8 }4 |' `( v'Now really,' the mother says,  
8 V- p* @: k! _'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'

+ M$ ^/ r6 ?  G3 ^Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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% N# T! C: U% k; [' Z# X% `2 ^6 e* F: H'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'

The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

# B9 ]/ j2 p) J( m: p5 Z' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  

'Well,' says the friend,
# q- U4 L# e) a4 P; P'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
' ^) z" Z& `$ y  a1 CIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

' V' L# H% d% nThe mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?

4 a+ B: ?' g7 b% t" F' A'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
1 @- k1 o" m% ~4 K0 r2 K'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

! a: c* D) R% g# |& J'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

'Because you  got an F in sex.'

3 n/ H2 D; q/ Y: L. TIf you  see someone without a smile today
( I4 ?' j* P# ]" R2 Fgive them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller