Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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4 ]! g4 ~3 d. {4 V5 K& x0 a% iDriver's License - too  cute not to forward
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A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'

'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
2 A! i% T; f0 y$ m, x1 G'It's not polite.'
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' y% h- X9 p4 [# h. S'OK',  the little girl says,
8 k$ D; F' }) m3 e7 l! R: D# O% h'How much do you  weigh?'

'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'

5 f9 N" G: J- P% O; O- pUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'

The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

2 M5 f3 Z' ~9 ?3 n' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  

; M$ ~5 S! x1 }'Well,' says the friend,
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
) ~% Z; D. H2 kIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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5 A3 m' y0 A/ O% [: ]The mother is surprised and  asks,
7 W8 z* y  O) T# [# G3 f6 o'How did you find that out?
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; ~/ C( S, F2 @& |6 P'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

# x9 b% k& M* d+ H'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
' s7 R: u% t* Q& C+ U3 g'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

$ T4 E" H! S5 y: h# t! C! C'Because you  got an F in sex.'

% T. r  o6 S" dIf you  see someone without a smile today
2 f: e, M4 ]( J# p+ Kgive them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller