Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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( u5 o2 l0 a7 Y7 i! Z2 f5 ODriver's License - too  cute not to forward

; J' ~' W' |& |; i3 A# i+ T5 qA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'

'OK',  the little girl says,
- g) m0 n! X$ @& P'How much do you  weigh?'
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7 z) K0 z! I$ u( \0 q4 T'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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'Well,' says the friend,
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
, N; Z; g, K4 G, o; s: V, ]  J'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

The mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?
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2 ?5 z6 k# |; C'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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4 u4 l3 |, c2 E6 SThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
3 U/ N' L6 c& V& a'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

' R2 q4 E3 n* v'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

'Because you  got an F in sex.'

If you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller