Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward
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, j" y. _6 I) h$ P+ ]* q: p. eA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
: s, Y0 o) H- |/ q# q7 j4 t'It's not polite.'

'OK',  the little girl says,
# s" g6 O. w. n'How much do you  weigh?'
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8 w+ r8 y9 b' u4 c4 F'Now really,' the mother says,  
& }" m  O% Z% V'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'

* ]2 A4 C2 R: LUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'

  x: e2 l& X1 a7 l7 K4 _The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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7 [4 m# m, D# P1 }# S' ^$ _'Well,' says the friend,
' T1 }! R% P& m+ S9 K3 z0 t'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
! ^9 W: C3 z# F( {, r& s% c0 y; g* [It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

7 ~; X$ `  A( ~Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
9 P$ d' C5 @; K% W0 G'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

The mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?

'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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, M& O* _6 V1 f: E7 j0 F7 HThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'
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'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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/ g) n7 E- L: J& V; N'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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If you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller