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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh
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1 w( X: ]3 F8 u! g& l7 t2 o5 E7 T 1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar 2 Y0 t2 C) P1 X1 s7 _: E8 c! G
2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! ! * n+ l2 @4 m1 P- {
3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀!
' A: ^/ l- ]# e$ g, P2 a3 U 4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han!
7 u+ R% y% W) |: D$ b 5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?" 3 ]1 I$ K: _! X9 ~% @: W5 c& i
6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . . : S$ x9 Y) F# j/ ]
students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli? # e6 w& o$ `, d1 |
me: chemistry. . .
# y w, {' J5 h4 L 7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!"
' B8 K8 y8 p6 c8 d z 8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high.
# O2 A& P1 x V1 D( i 9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No.
' c$ v2 G" i; k- J! \ 10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD)
) \8 A9 E% I) g- x7 ~0 F! a 11, junior high school art show, looting answer session.
9 C- @7 `6 f {: D hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished"
8 u% \' @8 i! C/ ` then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..." ; h8 j# _! K* @6 S5 a
this time, a players on the answer in the.
8 N0 v) w( X# E/ {4 u; ]' i host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob" 3 V3 x3 v. I" L4 U/ R
12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "
- R* @0 y/ A1 ~6 _% l7 g" H _ 13, when the school 3 B% p0 M- d |, K+ g/ q4 B! d
day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother ": E3 @* b9 L. [" R
I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "
: B1 G) X4 U$ y1 J) s+ k7 _ you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years
" \2 x7 h$ K \; E( n5 E0 i 14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "
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students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out"
3 j0 ]! ^8 n, q/ K1 ? results say it is: "He has passed away ..."
1 j0 q T- C! U# E9 S2 L* T# s, q" n 16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!" 6 k8 Q9 Y" u% U# v
17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?"
2 B Y# b$ Y0 B 18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate." : K' Z# \5 p0 U8 \) n k4 S% b
19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . .
$ B2 h( C% _9 X2 D3 y [; j7 T7 ] 20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal.
: {' N' t' ^' H 21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..." ! p! I w; G5 D
23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!"
& ]# t9 Q3 s2 z/ P' Z# G 24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "
5 Y% A1 A0 I. k* @" @ 25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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