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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh
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1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar
' C1 ^, P* _) U) }1 I2 S 2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! !
5 j  A* V; e3 } 3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀!
4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han!
  \) o% t" I4 e 5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?"
& n/ T. C& B" M2 d' W* ?( i 6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . .
4 t7 N/ s8 v% X3 M students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli?
me: chemistry. . .
7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!"
' E) ]8 u' ]% I4 N2 \ 8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high.
* C5 v6 \; t$ Z. l: E( c 9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No.
10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD)
11, junior high school art show, looting answer session.
hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished"
. w0 y" w7 [. z0 L8 M) E- X then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..."
$ V$ q# w; P1 }7 C  O this time, a players on the answer in the.
: b) `$ Q' l2 @0 s$ U) s: L: r host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob"
9 l8 a0 o$ u9 ]6 I( W: y% f 12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "
. O% `6 j) p" S+ `8 X/ [3 H 13, when the school
day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "
I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "
you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years
14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "
/ V6 K/ ?' d: R$ B) O0 T/ }9 Z 15, one bedroom
students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out"
results say it is: "He has passed away ..."
16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!"
/ R. D4 [- A. J2 k" c( B 17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?"
18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate."
19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . .
; y) b) X* Y; x) L; _5 s! W 20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal.
21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..."
23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!"
  d" D' @8 ?% `6 v: L 24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "
+ \; I8 p" a; a2 i; f2 x1 a 25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? "