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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh
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0 ] \) P# j# W, z; N& W 1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar
# u! a- K% u; c8 \! x 2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! !
$ S4 b% B6 b% } 3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀!
! `4 u( C( n/ z! {- J' |3 |' ]4 v 4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han!
+ P4 c9 X5 }. @* i! g& |2 U 5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?" 0 V5 {9 |+ j# a% Q& {/ H
6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . .
7 ` g I8 X# k) L% j$ K students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli? 1 h8 q1 h/ }& j* r! w8 U
me: chemistry. . .
4 M% y g& }# u1 l( w Y 7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!" * r, h6 T& K2 m/ \" L
8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high. $ M, W& P' q( e6 v
9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No.
* b' x& E& h1 N1 s# ^ 10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD)
; B% R$ X7 p1 h. x1 @% A% `9 { 11, junior high school art show, looting answer session. $ ]5 K1 d: w" `# s! j
hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished" 7 D$ o. G1 h! o" V/ h# V; }
then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..." ( j7 \* b" g9 }2 t9 q4 I* x" s
this time, a players on the answer in the.
3 Z# F; Q) L0 t! e% ~7 d8 r. z host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob"
8 b8 s# Q8 ? C0 e: h3 h1 T 12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "
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day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "
3 t }6 G6 R- u I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "! h( E8 w0 G& X. n, E& i6 S
you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years : ?$ R3 Q H5 J! v( q" R9 L
14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "
# X& N/ z5 x Z* D+ C7 f! J 15, one bedroom ' [1 j' B7 r) u6 y, p
students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out" {: R* Q$ `" R
results say it is: "He has passed away ..."
! s$ F! B! ^6 _8 C1 {4 L: {. U 16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!" & I6 j% j& C V. Z
17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?" + H) c! P+ G) F! d" Z. s
18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate." 8 _5 Z7 v* B7 G. _
19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . .
% |/ u- Y7 ]4 x& F6 K 20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal.
$ @/ S1 a3 ` S9 U 21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..."
4 ^' {* p6 i$ y 23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!"
* K0 c$ F% L6 C' F, Q8 ^. _% w 24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "
$ ]" z# c) ?+ L$ n: V 25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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