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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh
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1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar
# X- {# ~% d* [% D4 l) j 2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! ! & D' g6 Q+ @; X( b0 D2 g
3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀! . C2 T7 @% f7 Z, G9 E
4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han!
6 D6 Q" O$ U" B" O, d( @* u 5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?" / A8 h( U e! S% }& Z
6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . . # B" o) N/ h3 n! I/ N' M
students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli? $ I6 W4 ]& Q7 q; T
me: chemistry. . .
8 [3 r( P$ ^: T6 v 7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!"
7 { P1 X6 w, N u) ^. m3 Z 8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high.
, g+ e! S# ]0 [( f, K0 Z( m8 ` 9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No. ( {& B9 A, t% g
10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD) : b o j [$ V- N, s5 l* C
11, junior high school art show, looting answer session.
, V6 ^5 O" P& B# h y hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished"
1 |4 V* @/ p5 B5 M/ e! U" t: H7 ` then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..." & ^; O5 O7 n7 x; \# e
this time, a players on the answer in the. - d4 ]3 h K) P* j/ H' x
host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob"
# \8 R2 Z6 m' z1 {( q. l 12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "# _! `# \& @: ~. |' {1 `& {
13, when the school
+ [9 T# x2 q" K5 c' c+ @4 W: F1 D. }7 B day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "5 l y. D/ B6 r) t! Z
I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "4 N0 b3 C' s! R
you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years ) l& v; r6 D( R& ^- k
14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "
* o* I1 e0 }" @- B" D5 k0 e 15, one bedroom
: l7 X7 e* ]8 o& k& `! s students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out" # C* z& }8 @: S2 r* e
results say it is: "He has passed away ..."
; m& q. s- ?' k$ S' A 16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!"
4 f, X0 C; P! ]" { 17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?"
1 O1 J! F, M. ~( K6 f0 e 18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate." / ^0 M& e1 s! y& {3 C
19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . .
" P" E6 e: U& i4 @4 F5 t/ ^ G 20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal.
% p5 T6 s# Z$ G1 P% V* Z 21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..." & d; \( L( z+ d2 S, N- G. d, W3 d8 q8 g
23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!" : K0 [% U0 s& y {* k% m) m1 L# n$ }
24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! ". a6 V c% `( j Y t. \+ c& Q5 V
25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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