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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh' ~! ]$ Z, g/ e* L3 x+ P/ j/ w& J
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# J R2 v `$ a' y 1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar ( ?5 ]) d/ ?( }! M3 G2 _' O* g
2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! ! ! {! C6 U8 P Y# t/ W
3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀!
! N; `2 }. p- ?# U 4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han! 3 g! i% l4 |! G" k$ V" l
5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?" ; a4 {, l) g$ [8 [* K( `% A
6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . .
4 G' @- @5 L; [: j- h students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli? 9 C- |7 h. d' |
me: chemistry. . . , g' x! g/ r5 Q9 }2 k0 t1 i
7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!"
m+ e; g1 y& Q8 ] 8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high.
! T- J5 o- d! N* C: ] 9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No. 9 l' Q+ F' N% j. U& N
10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD) & H5 ~1 b, W6 L, W: R* d( W1 p
11, junior high school art show, looting answer session. * F: ]- M9 {7 F: _
hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished"
1 n% N- @8 ?: u5 Z* w6 { then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..."
0 y {* ?; J& V- n this time, a players on the answer in the.
5 G8 ^: W# e s" f9 y- r host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob"
! i9 }4 B3 P6 D4 M 12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "
4 i; v- o% J, {: |$ ?/ Z3 \ z: z 13, when the school 7 [% w0 r7 D, J- G
day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "' j+ d+ ^* Z3 j
I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "
: v3 q& W2 k3 L" y ` you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years
A3 q8 o4 Y2 m5 I) u$ P 14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "1 }/ }. k0 A1 F/ R/ M4 \
15, one bedroom
4 L0 ?3 D. z5 v2 W- Y students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out"
7 X, O+ |( X( A9 w! C7 Z results say it is: "He has passed away ..."
% K. U: v. a/ l0 U, ~ 16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!"
9 P; g# j3 _* f, e# x 17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?" " m! g/ Y2 K6 K5 U$ z3 B2 I
18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate."
+ Z# w" Y' C5 T4 w5 l 19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . .
# s$ \3 _ o1 P: v* L 20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal. / V: G: L: N' P+ `. n
21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..." 4 T' |) }- g$ B- t7 f: c A5 p
23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!" ! j5 G5 y" I- P2 U0 J% y3 N6 g
24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "( A8 s2 ? f, i+ S4 |8 h* n
25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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