Redneck

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Redneck Yard Swing

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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
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" D( s, ~* t$ E How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
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  Redneck Limo

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2 B; Q- Z0 L( L8 Z/ d Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
0 `) U  {! M9 ` 1) The DNA is all the same
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Who invented the toothbrush?
    A Redneck!!
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Redneck Time Out

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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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Redneck Weenie Roast
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.  The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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$ C& `! q2 U8 @& @ A Redneck Thanksgiving

(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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5 ~- W" O% u! b* i* q7 u  D         A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
  and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
( O8 W: E4 X" v8 S& z and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...

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竹帘儿

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。

Xbfeng

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。
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