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Redneck Yard Swing
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! Y" |8 M& h/ F b. V0 k' y A Redneck passed away and left his entire7 S% d3 Z, A$ T. z: f3 S0 V
estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?* a" q# R7 B( k2 S
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."6 n) x) w+ B& j3 R' Q
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Redneck Garden: p, N9 y, G! x2 X( w, v
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& M; f, w/ w9 Q/ h/ k1 p Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? " j7 ^ J% b2 R5 g/ _. P
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Redneck Limo
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:' E, b/ Q2 @: o3 W
1) The DNA is all the same
. ~* S9 K2 H6 _ 2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox
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Who invented the toothbrush?% v1 I4 u; J# |! D: c
A Redneck!! # ~$ m9 F! R9 m) B1 O3 g. }
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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: D: S$ O+ U. y+ q, W+ ^5 q5 g Redneck Time Out. ]' D; _' A' @- R+ Y' O. o
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- y# \; Y/ d' e/ p Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
# s( B2 j3 m: W0 S2 e, t The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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$ W8 {: s) ?" [8 P4 ]! t6 l Redneck Weenie Roast
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9 h3 R, P& ~9 h, j5 f7 f( d+ z$ l- } A new Redneck law was just recently passed E& i) o& s& s' K( A. \& |
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.1 V3 L6 p' D/ y$ y+ s" U1 t
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
- J/ X/ S" R& W" v: {; s' k 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving5 j" `, }+ d0 a0 _! { s+ B
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)& _& N* o1 ^ ~. {
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and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .; a$ U; Z6 t+ s
and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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# D4 I% W6 C6 W8 n1 [1 ^7 [ A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...' F0 S, b9 F+ E& j! K
e# F. J1 ^' I That's all folks!
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