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( V$ |' g: T8 X# RRedneck Yard Swing
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
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, d8 m. q6 L# X How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
; I7 A( }" v( E1 }* S When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."$ A" y$ z7 B# d/ N
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: E2 Z2 U7 ?5 T) k0 I Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
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; K4 d# S& q+ j4 V' ]0 v" E' ? Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:8 [, @: M+ Q, A6 N4 U0 S; ]' G
1) The DNA is all the same8 I) A {( O ]& h9 A4 Q
2) There are no dental records- J# p& a" n ~" P$ f7 T6 `0 H
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Who invented the toothbrush?
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(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush); b* n- s' ?! o& ~+ m
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Redneck Time Out
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?& C) r5 `' R7 }- E( D
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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) u& z" @$ V2 k- Z! z A new Redneck law was just recently passed
! L3 Y' z7 `5 C$ ^6 H$ ? t& [ When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins., O& K' V$ q+ C5 }% X: y9 _
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2 o& ]( X' T) f% K5 i& H0 N& | Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?/ |9 h) c5 w9 K+ H6 C3 z6 b, e. {9 y
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'% W- v6 A" a, Z+ v5 A
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A Redneck Thanksgiving
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( a+ c/ Z. O0 x( Y (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh.... f# L% q+ l7 n# r2 ^; d: v5 i
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That's all folks!
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