Redneck

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+ K7 ^* H; N; u$ u A Redneck passed away and left his entire
' l. h0 h! N/ N' {2 H  estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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2 K0 W5 A* L! y6 Z Redneck Cooler
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
4 E$ t+ n" v3 i+ y When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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/ ?% m7 m- w+ \  u5 \9 z. } Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
$ V/ ^; o' o, ]4 _4 n9 u; x; r& E  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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8 }6 d6 e' h+ G& p  Redneck Limo

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+ }; i+ T+ E1 g2 V8 L$ { Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1) The DNA is all the same
' E' L0 |- @+ A  2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox

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: y- k: e) Z% A9 u# C! e& \ Who invented the toothbrush?
3 K; ^" \  ~  l0 X& c1 Z8 t    A Redneck!!
- S6 a# S: C$ ~& x  Z/ ^ (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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+ d; c8 E3 z7 o" k! C Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.  The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving

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         A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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+ K; \) Y7 B$ l( n. E0 w and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...

  That's all folks!
I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !!

竹帘儿

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。

Xbfeng

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。
竹帘儿 发表于 2010-4-7 13:25