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Redneck Yard Swing* |: w' ^5 T) ~. `; I/ e4 Z% G
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: q/ V6 F; i$ e3 n A Redneck passed away and left his entire
* n; ?" a- T0 `" @% n z. ] estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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, X0 V( r0 g' C- {' K) q Redneck Cooler
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
+ U' g2 ?- M2 ^7 \* T1 t When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."8 n5 M+ s/ p$ ^, M
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; }& y# c; [' E: Y9 e y w* Z Redneck Cellar 1 p% T" @; T: l8 g: U$ N
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Redneck Garden
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? 9 g5 t6 t( d$ J2 Q
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Redneck Limo( [9 f( u& a, e+ j) H
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1 z/ L' a# b4 b 1) The DNA is all the same+ r+ ^' }( e% V3 J; p3 t7 ?; }% k
2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox+ p; D" R) f$ F- }
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Who invented the toothbrush?8 B N/ x- A, D, b7 n# u
A Redneck!!
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' a8 w; a. ~0 t5 n% l4 r' f Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
- I* A7 \' K' m. b5 W# \" b The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years." L6 s! m8 F- y- |
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Redneck Weenie Roast
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( w) s3 V$ j) i, S# _, R9 Z. M A new Redneck law was just recently passed
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3 Y0 ]9 G' i, p7 o Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?+ K' ^9 L, V: N: a0 h
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving. S; x/ C1 V# Q4 Q) e) @: t- ^4 N
F3 M# G$ |7 Z( M (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)' V4 \" d" o! C, e) \$ l& s" l& i
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0 Q% j% W) P3 c4 d# o | A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16. ~# X9 ~7 f2 h
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
( B' {% [! S! A) p9 Y4 o$ A4 w" r8 H and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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1 J9 w" D/ H+ p1 G* v That's all folks!
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