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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-4-7 13:17 编辑 ' @" h1 F+ n( L% Y0 O
% y3 h# F q6 w% t# b4 E, IRedneck Yard Swing
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9 d" w& b2 ?- `; X7 t A Redneck passed away and left his entire
$ e; \' a; m9 F- E estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.) m9 m: Y) `0 r7 ~7 p8 g
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3 v2 H1 O* k: p% X Redneck Cooler$ \5 c6 _* J" R# s U7 C5 v5 }
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?0 a. J- A" [ J- ^: ?/ e% t$ y, g
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."/ A9 X# G3 T/ E: ~5 L
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Redneck Cellar 5 h3 l" P5 {0 n5 L
8 j, n* K N9 q1 V/ g4 b8 K Redneck Garden
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( j3 j* [( Y6 L8 [3 b Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? 7 P7 j4 z1 Q! n
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Redneck Limo
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6 A* W- ]: B1 D4 V Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:6 N+ p, V8 a" [( }7 K6 w# U2 A' W4 ^
1) The DNA is all the same
' X3 c) Y5 M# X0 @6 [ 2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox& _: A0 i7 u4 y9 j* X: T# G) T
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Who invented the toothbrush?
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' O8 p. }6 \" a j' X (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush) E5 N- P0 T2 e
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Redneck Time Out
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% X3 v! I; t4 c( B+ m Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
& \: ^& t+ L$ c( S8 } The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.* h2 j4 e$ e! ]3 q# Q+ x6 v9 f0 N) y
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, s9 N7 q" g0 Z b. y# s A new Redneck law was just recently passed
- |7 p7 f- C' `2 B6 l When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?7 X+ P1 E4 F$ e3 h
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving3 m+ X1 T3 w6 l5 Y: \
/ t% \' [# f8 Z (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)4 L8 y( n" I: E5 A( I' O
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 167 Z. ?9 z' p6 V% x' j% G9 ?
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . ., G! N2 n F+ K6 b. k; R9 w3 a
and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' : w0 }* R, z N7 {8 b( {+ L
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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That's all folks! 2 q5 p# V$ J7 ^) t/ V) K) ]2 ?& k
I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !! |
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