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6 w t8 E) l7 F- xRedneck Yard Swing
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
8 d/ I Y9 [1 Z estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14. P8 |- U5 z" j! |% [/ a. F9 Y# W; Q
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Redneck Cooler2 g9 H, ]6 a) I8 |
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7 z3 }3 g5 A k$ f How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?1 \ N+ }1 l! g3 `. L# K9 @9 I- V
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."2 W! L- A2 t; `& L; J. v
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Redneck Cellar
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Redneck Garden
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
9 G% _+ v- k: C It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Redneck Limo+ ]6 e/ R: N* z" `
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7 w) Y) p8 U$ o V- U2 p Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:; K" y% d$ K- i! }7 ^
1) The DNA is all the same! C) \7 B/ M" C4 V$ S
2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox
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) O, ]& m* S0 I8 N$ ? Who invented the toothbrush?
( Z- P' A2 v |& P0 g A Redneck!! , ^2 P e c0 w* y) u' _
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)+ b% Z9 Z4 [ ^2 B7 k/ N- ^3 I% k
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Redneck Time Out
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4 g- U- H2 W0 u) M' t5 g } Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
5 ~! J0 K( w7 K V# q" d The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.$ T }. v7 H, Z7 L
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Redneck Weenie Roast
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4 O' o& j1 |( q" l' |3 Z A new Redneck law was just recently passed( r) F) P+ S) ^5 G
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.; p4 o; ?: w2 ~0 {7 u
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?: M& G8 M- \6 J E. A
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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7 N2 u- t2 r6 f: s* ?5 l" s9 ]( E A Redneck Thanksgiving
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3 F, Q2 d7 k9 o2 n0 ^) r: d% Z (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck): y$ a! w& v2 s+ ^
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16- x9 I" q9 A1 q% P" v$ {7 \, T) L
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .# F c5 R8 S( Q$ o
and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' # i# g$ U; @1 j+ I' U7 y( {) U# `
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" D5 F) Z2 a7 U9 C- w A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...+ [' c8 G/ Y Z! e
( q3 _8 A( L7 R That's all folks!
C$ X/ R* P# D! E: e5 x" h I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !! |
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