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Redneck Yard Swing* k, u( A6 e4 Q7 T& ? `; e% L4 X& [( R
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire! {$ U* `1 T3 Z- N8 D2 V* ~
estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?0 J# y8 `, x4 D% a) `; b' ^
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."0 P$ e+ s |; O) c9 b! c/ h
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Redneck Cellar
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Redneck Garden
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
1 K+ h! v# h2 }( y O It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. ^" g$ e! R% r" b3 r
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Redneck Limo
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:; m: Q- J0 K& B# ^% ]' }0 I
1) The DNA is all the same! J: n7 Y% u, Z" c
2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox: s6 f6 @7 Q. ^" A
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; M3 K) _, c G8 v- j9 | Who invented the toothbrush?
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- P8 ~6 }& w7 P$ u5 A" P9 ^) D h (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)/ `6 W* B+ `& U: q$ U
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Redneck Time Out6 | K% N; \, r0 Q0 k; t$ Y
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2 x$ `3 d. V7 l# J+ d$ w0 i Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
5 R$ D: M8 m* ~! M* s The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed4 ~" p) x' Y8 Y$ \- f p
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?3 Q0 F |3 X z0 N" r4 J9 l" |$ c
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)" {( s8 z7 T+ m0 M
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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9 I8 {7 E6 `4 z$ d0 J4 x& P A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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f3 ~+ B) c% E. Y u5 \2 `* | That's all folks!
$ _6 f7 q8 k6 z I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !! |
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