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Redneck Yard Swing
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire) S2 ~" p; y9 I
estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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Redneck Cooler
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?0 G( ^0 R: A, j How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
# |- [1 |1 o4 C( J3 M& [# i5 P When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."/ k1 _* a' q" c& }, U
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Redneck Cellar " ~8 I# H4 m( @: M7 r x( E; s0 f* g
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
. Q2 R$ }2 F7 S+ t' @ It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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8 F. M i. E& M' _1 _5 [ Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
; Y: Y, d% a. C* H5 ?. J 1) The DNA is all the same' z' B7 h& R! G
2) There are no dental records
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- w4 k4 J I9 r/ @7 ] Who invented the toothbrush?
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?0 k0 M9 q/ ?! G9 ^& B" o7 i
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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Redneck Weenie Roast
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, u2 }( ?0 V! g0 H A new Redneck law was just recently passed1 g6 e3 y4 a% u9 z# I
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.( p0 A" S5 E+ M. E* Z+ N
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) x. U, S" c; Z Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?, m( C5 p/ X4 q: w! D/ M
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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2 J6 g: ?& O" Y! `6 P5 L A Redneck Thanksgiving. g- a4 f8 l3 m; h, m& K' i- n
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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7 J; r( T! V5 x and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' ) l7 m" V! e$ z* G
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...8 q; W/ w7 Z$ N% |4 ~; { s
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That's all folks!
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