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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to
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" o0 s& T+ q- C- R& y! e( G books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
5 ?& b' j4 W5 v lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too ! _9 b: G3 C$ _( M H) E! f
little left to be of any use?" $ M' h- }6 o ]" v0 N& W
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"Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to ; H. u. E) N' P8 s7 G' f! v0 X
the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of
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3 f3 ?& k) y, m "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
2 r* |( w- X N" `; u3 s* @ question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way. 4 t2 L, Z. ` E# B8 j) C( ] Z) x k
"What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left
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3 u d0 ~0 B6 O "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to 2 `1 {# k0 ] G# u/ ~$ D
trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to
/ I% `: ]# o, X+ Z- P5 t7 S the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of
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"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
5 X" V) k" B0 m the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the
( J( I8 @( r8 z- ^3 ], s leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
L- W. }9 @% {) h8 H "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all 9 f. }3 Y e5 I* E3 y5 o- ~
the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a
! g; B# q* H) a( h year they send us a complete dick." |
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