a joke

如花

At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
* F' U; U9 B) `8 m# M  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
/ Y# j6 k& y8 Q) Y  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
% L+ i1 j3 ]& w5 }/ H  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
' A/ b) }5 r& Q# D  plaster."                                                                 
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. j& m0 U' P$ W8 _8 J4 r# o  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
$ I3 Z! I3 |- Y- }7 q  a  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
$ ]! C/ |" Y& e  C- d  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
2 C0 J; {/ i- Z' \" G3 G. a  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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