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刚才来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较
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前台小姐:“hello.”
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前台小姐:“you have what thing?”
. `5 [: P& C7 h% u0 R6 K老外:“can you speak english?”
4 H/ Y: P5 h( K1 [前台小姐:“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?”5 L6 P' j. a$ U2 m1 A; ]7 K! X
老外:“can anybody else speak english?”0 @' }3 A& x' K6 s! W4 o5 ~
前台小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
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老外:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?” T8 h$ `1 D) E8 a" u* Q7 N; a
前台小姐:“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
% t6 w0 s7 Y7 w# f老外:“i want to speak to your head.”2 S \, h8 I( J' N
前台小姐:“head not zai. you tomorrow come!”6 f4 k) A) @6 E5 j7 J- o3 `7 b
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