(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
清闲，面带微笑的：
, B3 O2 B' T+ P  M8 z前台小姐：“hello.”
老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
$ C, G( W& T7 M% ?5 i前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
" W/ t- B- r! f8 x/ {" Z4 Z, T: Wcan wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
1 Y+ o  D/ `+ ^1 d4 d$ b0 m8 }老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
$ J1 A1 z9 T( x3 a前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
8 H# D/ C6 H9 ]; _6 W) W# v9 B老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
/ B# l) i! b: {% V# V& O前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
% D* |6 g/ i; j2 m$ _老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
; B# X2 d  H; A$ H* U冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？