(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello.”
# c, A6 b" n; ~/ }3 U1 K3 A老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
5 D7 K/ u" G" ]前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
- _6 ]& p+ B! \4 n7 g# x老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
$ k. ]' F  [) l9 Y+ e前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
2 ]- W) F4 {# [' C! M8 b  Tcan wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
5 S6 k: o; s* l. O$ J老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
% K- z6 k6 l0 E8 X2 l0 e6 A2 _; b8 S前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
0 t- B/ k% I. |2 ~冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

; E& B, r9 z4 q: v我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？