(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello.”
2 v  t9 u; _& q( v老外：“hi.”
4 b' _" w6 [$ u+ f3 G; S5 `前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
/ h8 f: w+ H) G! c, O; s# E老外：“can you speak english？”
& [$ `- f) ?3 n' j$ j/ ]+ B前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
3 O! [4 l1 ]8 u# ^1 U老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
* K" Y/ K  j" N# W3 ncan wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
& \2 X) H+ ?! k* y, G& p/ e老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
( J& z0 Z! a! e* Z! k冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？