(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
$ D, q- I. E- i清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello.”
6 D4 r+ g; ~; O8 y( {老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
. `5 [: P& C7 h% u0 R6 K老外：“can you speak english？”
4 H/ Y: P5 h( K1 [前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
3 a( R1 R2 A; z+ z$ c6 ccan wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
% t6 w0 s7 Y7 w# f老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？