(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
, N* r+ l1 [* J2 C1 ^清闲，面带微笑的：
7 y# o$ ^1 |! D; s前台小姐：“hello.”
0 H3 ?! k* s; J1 B8 y1 ?) y  J/ j8 B* V老外：“hi.”
. G3 W! x8 |  K; ]7 B前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
6 p$ R! P5 R% v1 E% ]- ~前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
! [6 S5 j4 n5 p5 H& `老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
- e# ^% Z# C" ~. e; O  ~前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
6 \6 K. D* C- h. [冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？