(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello.”
老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
4 w/ B5 U6 X& w3 U4 O老外：“can you speak english？”
) n" M- A* _: j" v- h前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
" q# T( F/ k# Y6 `can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
4 `4 c, j* h1 T& ^老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
/ r6 b/ D8 V" k, A前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
3 l8 T% Y: ]# g2 ]前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
+ A7 J# R8 _% r4 @: f6 Z- S  }老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

. s$ ?- t3 P( ]2 K0 c7 A% z我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？