(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello.”
老外：“hi.”
5 n! X/ k/ R6 f  P: N- X# a前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
0 V1 e- x+ [0 k2 L: Z) D/ B! H. s5 G; |前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
0 l5 _# @; e7 J, P老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
0 Z3 \4 w9 G& i/ E+ r; I2 V前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
- `, G  |' y, ~& I% W- C4 [( D前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
2 G$ N$ I* G0 I" b+ V0 W2 D3 x老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
4 |+ p' h- A" d* o; g' @! w. }$ y前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
! }& l" f, U$ X# A8 @& P( G老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

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冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

7 h% K, G: P/ U  k我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？