(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
/ b9 e. x5 l# v# V3 r清闲，面带微笑的：
1 H  L% F: ~- ]2 C# q9 {前台小姐：“hello.”
老外：“hi.”
4 V' t, I1 y5 E7 q  A前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
7 Q" T2 ^4 n* a/ F: z" G$ u老外：“can you speak english？”
4 a/ W8 L: |, x0 Q, ^. [前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
) }  Y5 h' D# E) p0 Zcan wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
" B! ^5 x! b2 v% W老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

. w3 m( c+ G! P; @我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？