(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
8 w' x' ~  U/ S* r6 E清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello.”
2 v# e+ c) D9 [1 ?3 |8 _0 d老外：“hi.”
! j+ _& x  n0 K$ r0 Z前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
  u2 R5 {6 {: v" Ican wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
/ n/ I. A+ _/ e) X( s前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
' y' C3 p% s+ `$ I: K6 k1 G1 v老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
+ K! \8 k  b; a1 B) W冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？