(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
/ ~1 c" w( t1 E, g+ Y: V2 R清闲，面带微笑的：
6 H+ I1 W* \4 k) w( S前台小姐：“hello.”
老外：“hi.”
3 J. y7 u5 A! s" i前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
- [2 U2 Z6 A8 Y老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
- E3 M; Z# i9 q+ L( P; K: p. X前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
% }  I& a: e5 o9 j8 H% ]' Q. f老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
% C7 y. U3 ?9 \! v: A冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

# E4 F; p$ K# f$ m1 Y我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？