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A computer hacker and idiotic dialogue

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发表于 2010-8-1 02:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Hacker: I have control of your computer ( N! f. N! m% T7 S1 Y* H2 B
white: how control? ( a) X" q  \( K( e! |0 N3 _5 L( R
hackers: white with a Trojan & W  g4 V% L2 }& ^
:. . . . . . Where? I did not see 9 }* L4 R! E8 U( e- [; Z7 W# s$ s  K. s
hackers: Open your Task Manager
2 B! K, H7 J5 o! n" A white:. . . . . . . Task Manager, where?
3 H  N! ~* W- E  B hackers:. . . . . Your computer below! ! 0 _) [; G/ `: A5 |
white: \; 0 {: _& o, ~: `# V5 g
Hacker: I have control of your computer
' i' v8 Y5 q: R white: Oh
9 u7 l2 |+ E9 n# [" d hackers: a funk? ! Hey & ~  V7 Y5 Z  W$ q7 J
white: for the just, help me kill the virus it, many of the recent problems my Lord 1 |( n4 v/ d* |1 L2 }: U
machine hackers:. . . . . . 6 ^* X# Z; o% t: d
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white: how do you always in my computer and out of
" ~7 G) B' `4 o0 W+ y4 i% |% ]0 }* ] casual hackers: You can install a firewall 7 C1 s& E( h0 \* N0 ]
white: install a firewall, you can not access it?
6 q' a: l& d+ S  u8 x3 q. F hackers: No ah, I just want to increase the point of interest, so control your computer made me feel an idiot yeah ; ~' g  A5 [6 j: P  n, ^9 J& w- j! S# i) Q
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small White: I heard that you will create a \!
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5 ?7 I* ]& ?+ g3 ]6 P/ }; j white: you can control someone else's computer? !
  z! J& g! K3 L hackers: General is the & A1 \3 M5 H) {, W
white: you can black out those sites?
' s* H6 q, {2 ?3 v: r6 ?+ c4 I9 t hackers: of course, did not hear people call me a \
7 z/ h+ j* g+ G+ h' e8 t, e8 I white:. . . . Oh ~ ~ ~ `I think that is because you look black. . . . . . `  Y% ^2 w  o: e8 D; K5 a. G# c
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white: every day you come in, do not feel tired of it? 1 n' N; k' p- c, u- w
hacker: is a pain, your machine is the worst I've ever seen in one of the 8 S0 `2 c, k! M. u2 S- q
white: is not it, this is Brand , a6 I& p% B; n" v$ D5 F3 z, G& _
Hackers: I was mentally retarded in addition to your yard game machine only virus a
6 q7 L! p9 G. W+ } white: Oh ~ ~ that you see me The \. . . . Goodbye . I' Q! S# ~4 K6 U, Y# ^1 R
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hacker: Hey ~ ~ ~ I come! 1 e7 z0 p& n5 [
white: not seen you for days, was my firewall blocking you?
1 {5 q$ |! u8 c hackers: Haha, jokes, on your machine is easier than my own, not you miss me , e  |5 {+ M, }( }! c9 \5 j
white: I want to Please help a busy ( W9 s6 I- H8 F7 q/ @0 e2 E: {/ p
hacker: What?
/ X/ ]3 c+ D/ i% { white: you can not modify the point into the power system data
3 H8 p& z* D) e9 L2 y hackers:. . . . . . Why do you want to! ! 9 r" t3 u" t1 m& H* r
white: Please, help me to my house this month, the electricity consumption of the bar. . . . . .
* U9 I2 ]! K9 N8 x7 [9 f$ L3 p hackers: die! ! 3 C2 t+ ?3 t7 J2 x& F
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hacker: you die Where is? ! ! !
- V" Q$ F1 V! | white:. . . . Go out and play for a few days, ah, come to me why
! E1 {# O, N0 d; R& O% `$ J  m3 Q Hacker: I'm looking for something
  Q$ n& V$ q% A& v; o( r white: what I find here?
0 P/ r4 U) |. |, m! e hackers: the virus, looking for a few years ago an old virus, the virus is only stored on your machine All Rights
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" r, |% E& C6 R0 } most hackers : I come! ! ) x8 q: A* ^) I' @* M
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hacker: how not to speak?   W- f) v0 Q4 r
white: a bad mood
. Z/ x1 l* A' ^2 d+ b# s* O hackers: Who bullied you?
" i/ O. {* a0 j( r' _: l+ k: D! W white: a Q No. I have not lost inside of my first love
$ J0 y: B% W7 {" R  d. m! e Internet hackers: this simple, I get it for you
* H/ b/ J! f1 @0 B white: do not get back
4 g' g4 |% G+ v6 n0 y hackers: No, tell me what number? 4 x/ s' S+ [" N% c% B
white: Woo ~ ~ ~ ~ just do not remember
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3 C& {# I; x) A$ \& x& Z) g+ m4 Q white: you gave me out! ! ! ! 6 s  S* n  w9 |/ s- D* r
hacker: how wrong? !
3 O8 R! P2 J7 t6 Z& B+ p8 i white: You are not the forum to use my ID to play it? ! ! % L$ I( d% A# i4 o- f
hackers:. . . . Sorry, forgot to tell you, but I did not do bad things, it makes up the one post, I promise next time not to play the
) t1 j# P# w6 C  h+ O white: it does not work! ! ! 8 I6 Q, {- _! L; ^2 I& \
hacker: how should you like? 7 r% N. `, O# n1 z" P3 M2 o% o
white: you made the post was red-faced on this trip, my first was red, very happy Oh, you must give me code one \br> hackers: down! 4 J' L7 t3 i3 `3 H$ C& _% Y0 ~6 f
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hacker: Hey,ralph lauren pas cher, I did a lot of fun 8 `9 `2 m& W7 @) S
white: what 8 ]6 p4 G) Z  ]4 H/ O
hackers: I go to the forums posted the top
( G! g* ]  T8 J$ |# e white: This very common ah 7 s) l5 O- q$ P* I
Hacker: I see stickers on the top , enjoy the landlord scolded pigs, good vent 8 }1 J$ h4 }; y0 f
white: Wow, very enjoyable, and I can never dare, will be blocked!
9 i, K) o# v/ F- ]- W3 C Hackers: Yes, has been banned. . w+ B! [/ W: t- M  o2 F; \& S
white: this is also fun? ! 5 }$ C$ @/ c2 w0 f* M6 h/ }. l  j
Hackers: Yes, ah, because I use your ID + g( r0 V" ^" m$ A
white: you are pro? ' D$ Z3 v9 Y/ r0 u! z9 T+ z
hackers: You can say it. 3 M0 @5 i$ x$ {/ z3 G* z
white: to what extent high?
  e0 [6 i( h. A1 W hackers: ah, I am bored when their own
) x/ U& O1 _! o7 r9 j; V white black: Ah, this I will!
/ g, `) k; N5 b7 D' k hacker :#?%! You can? !
* e% @4 I* a. P white: Yes, ah, a black off it. . . . .
$ I7 c0 {+ _: T8 `; O9 @& j( X, E hackers: Go! # ?8 j" r# |8 W, B
white: Ask your question 9 x1 e/ I/ e- o# C+ D1 h3 P
hacker: says
* |! n7 R9 n) {+ m# ]0 C3 R/ Q white: Besides me, you can also control other people's computers do ?
% q- _+ A$ w! U" P1 a Hackers: Yes you can. . . . , c% c7 O4 T$ _( `' s8 ~
white: no networking is also OK? $ j+ d! {9 A% F/ @# l& V
hackers:. . . . . . .
% I8 p$ L" P& H& L; ]4 C& w white: You can remote control to open someone else's machine it? . u6 R  k8 m4 Y) p- P. C
hackers:. . . . . . . .
; h5 m: j+ P# M8 L" L( N# }! g white: You can steal top-secret file it! ! ! 6 b# J; r, X+ L
hackers: I think you see more movies, go to sleep
( E5 {* I9 p/ x& I9 k( |/ B white wash: my computer is broken " E8 N- M' p0 ?# @
hackers:. . . . . . . Just checked, your computer no problem 4 V% [- ?. o: Y7 h0 x- r
white: that is, you bully me
% T# G, |" L% W+ d: s9 b" d: x: Z& I5 Q hackers: No ah 4 }8 I8 v% ^4 W: E% \
white: You are! MP3 files are passed to my no images! 2 ]- R$ t4 N7 \
hackers: help ah ~~~~~~~
2 m, ]0 t+ L% p' e( E white: Ask a computer problems can you answer?
1 L2 a' H* E  U0 c. j2 x Hackers: should be able to
+ O9 D! }, G  D  {6 M. ? white: Which key on the keyboard the most handsome?
0 L, R% {; O0 |7 n& n( \ hackers:. . . . . . . Do not know 9 p. T) d3 n: u0 J% M% @
white: of course, \!
$ u/ L/ b8 |9 t& G4 M4 | hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ This is a computer problem? ! ! 3 R5 W, H8 G2 I7 }, F) X$ b- f
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white: ask you a computer problems you can answer?
5 D0 Z) ^# _7 O1 Y2 w7 t* ~ hackers: If the problem is not your idiot
6 o9 O8 \: T  x; Y. C9 {0 o- O white: I am serious! ! You can operate my computer?
" E+ j# s5 D' q, a5 `- m5 [$ D hackers: ah,juicy couture shop, yes
, b8 p' j6 N0 N: E  R2 P  H white: that problem, you can solve it
9 Q7 l1 z9 _3 U: O/ b2 x/ X5 h0 G  f hackers: Your question is, should not be difficult ; 4 G. n: e; B7 ~" d4 I
white: Great, my fans do not seem to turn up,nike air jordan, help me change it ( q. Z* ]( f0 f* n3 X0 m: R) X( v
a hacker:. . . . I excused 1 n. \3 O. F. B! m
white: we see meet you? * j: w" j, v( J) }+ e7 [7 B
hackers:. . . . This, not so good, why should we see
- L7 I; [6 D2 v: |6 z0 i0 X white: I want to see you are not the same and I would like to
! ?0 Q7 P  V7 Q Hacker: Oh, what you think? # j+ f- A6 f. @( ~$ _
white: handsome, wearing tights, and very magical, where can go around the maintenance of world peace Rights
& N5 s5 w* N5 _  j% `8 B# Z hackers:. . . . You say that Spider-Man, boss!
  X5 l2 }6 u3 j6 J' b# U hackers: Kazakhstan woven ~ ~ ~   w6 M- ]  w: Z, u  A. F
white: You called every day, is not very curious about me? ( u9 o2 Q& ^5 e; \
hackers: not curious, is the habit, easily came in
: A8 `/ N( R2 x; f6 A0 \* w, R white: Well, I have a good way to change your habit ; k8 M2 m* ~) U
hacker :. . . . Oh? ! Any way
: [- M; K3 p6 c- ?+ S0 ? white: I went to the bureau to change the bandwidth 1K, so you can not squeeze in, because too narrow, ha ha ~ ~
/ t* `/ A' e  q( C* m. z. H" R hackers: Genius ah! . . . . . You can also connect to it? & d* q" E8 b1 w- v. _
white: to ah, and slowly the hymns!
5 l/ u0 g4 U  C( y2 C- k$ q: S white: you every day into my computer, is not very curious about me?
# J* j; T4 ?. E0 m( L. _3 { hackers: No wonder, only used # @1 l( j. {8 V  S
white: no you're curious about the place?
$ q: n. ]" Z8 N& d6 T hackers: a ah, I always wanted to know your machine so much as when the virus crashes 3 K6 ~4 x; h& d* \( Z5 M/ ]3 v  h& X& Q
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white: I would like to control your computer
+ X9 [' l0 Q5 F  ? Hackers: I will not have other people access my computer I will be mad
* J0 ?" o8 q( I" b; t/ c- G white: This is not fair! !
% N9 B0 i, ?; O. L1 F5 Q+ N6 u hackers: ah, well, you control the good of the ; C4 l/ f* f7 ~7 Z. |0 V
white:. . . . But I will not. . . .
% X# }* U7 W+ s# `) \; G6 h7 C hackers: Ta-ta ~ ~ ~ why I agree with ah! ! ! 6 c' `2 Q. v2 Q9 ~1 w5 Z; b! V
Hacker: I'm white ' r2 J( E4 ~9 E; o9 d9 O
us again: This is probably the last time we met the ( O* s' t/ c$ @: B- T- F
Hacker: Oh? What happened? 2 }/ M) W+ o$ [0 ]' o# `1 _* q
white: I want to reinstall the system, antivirus, firewall protection,Ed Hardy T-Shirt, will not let you come in!
9 O+ H, [4 _) x hackers: You are so tired of me. . . . . Well, since I do not come, goodbye
& R! s& z( T" I. w- X2 i white: ah. . . . . Hey, wait a minute! ! First taught me what is the reload system! 7 i0 \  f, \3 i. J
hackers:. . . . . . . . . . + i, g( L9 j% M& c
hackers: so late, and how not offline? ( l; X& e' V: C5 |& }
white: Oh, is the next, and I went to pull the power
* o2 b) q4 }( q6 m2 g* A hackers: Slow! You will not shut down?
3 ]3 Q6 W& P4 Y$ ~. q# Q& m white: Yes ah, just point the shutdown, it does not move,paul smith bags, and can only press the power 3 x$ x8 ?. b: e7 x* M$ }* {
hackers: you modify the registry: Open the HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE \ SOFTWARE \ Microsoft \ Windows NT \ CurrentVersion \ Winlogon Right-click on the Winlogon key, select \
' ^, |* C7 a- J* V2 b white:. . . . . . I press the power to the hackers call it / k7 i" Y) n5 G' w: m( J3 V9 ]+ @
white: You are not really powerful
+ D5 s5 D" ~$ t6 ~; k5 u1 x, x hackers: so-so friends
  q8 q7 S! w5 n2 ~* S8 ~3 N; a6 n" U white: bragging! You have the ability to shut down my machine in the horse.
8 X. x* k; G5 ^9 `6 z" m hackers: this place is difficult! You wait % \; I, K% d8 E( R- H- R
hackers: Haha, buttoned regret it
3 O+ I3 {; E3 L$ i8 q8 t" t white: Hey,abercrombie fitch clothing, thank you friends ~ ~ ~ ~ I was out to play, just want you to help me shutdown . . . . * c, ]5 y! p% T; C8 \' F! ?  m
hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ ~
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