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A computer hacker and idiotic dialogue

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老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Hacker: I have control of your computer
$ A# V, K8 w8 {& o) O white: how control?
6 `( Z' F0 R; @7 e9 V7 u+ K hackers: white with a Trojan
! |7 S1 n) {+ S, A0 [:. . . . . . Where? I did not see
3 N5 Y7 J: Y% q hackers: Open your Task Manager : k& g& M, A2 l  v# s
white:. . . . . . . Task Manager, where? 1 K# g3 }! W8 W- l1 a% b- P' Q& j
hackers:. . . . . Your computer below! ! ; b- `4 \4 |4 D# i3 ], q( k
white: \; 8 T/ ?! g( @( ?+ h
Hacker: I have control of your computer
# m) D, o3 ?7 P7 d white: Oh 0 V  X2 q3 o+ a& Z
hackers: a funk? ! Hey $ J- G1 Z+ a0 ?) j6 X3 g
white: for the just, help me kill the virus it, many of the recent problems my Lord
3 a6 z3 _- g2 r. Y. ~$ `3 [ machine hackers:. . . . . .
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white: how do you always in my computer and out of
1 I* P3 I4 l* n+ P casual hackers: You can install a firewall 1 q  A8 ]% d0 n7 t7 c
white: install a firewall, you can not access it?
" l( R0 l5 f5 ^8 H hackers: No ah, I just want to increase the point of interest, so control your computer made me feel an idiot yeah
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small White: I heard that you will create a \! 9 z/ y8 l; D) ]& H7 j0 b
hackers: ah 0 u! b- [* {( P/ Y; A& _
white: you can control someone else's computer? !
( C3 W# G# g9 i( t5 ^3 I4 \ hackers: General is the - ~7 \5 j6 t' O
white: you can black out those sites?
; {& n) J- r; j+ V0 x hackers: of course, did not hear people call me a \
+ q0 \' f3 d2 Y7 _ white:. . . . Oh ~ ~ ~ `I think that is because you look black. . . . . . v. C6 |. \! s. r
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2 x  x3 s$ d6 S: O white: every day you come in, do not feel tired of it?
4 E9 e, Q( Y# J$ T$ G hacker: is a pain, your machine is the worst I've ever seen in one of the
' C9 z4 U: ]1 b- r% e6 d; _ white: is not it, this is Brand
( `8 ^) r6 S* e6 W Hackers: I was mentally retarded in addition to your yard game machine only virus a
  `1 W# v1 [0 z; L) e/ V white: Oh ~ ~ that you see me The \. . . . Goodbye - N7 m! A9 d, Y9 N( O5 n
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hacker: Hey ~ ~ ~ I come!
1 G7 b" a5 D% G; v: A0 j white: not seen you for days, was my firewall blocking you? ; n% O: i: x0 \6 U  O
hackers: Haha, jokes, on your machine is easier than my own, not you miss me 1 b2 K- J8 {( ]7 ~( J+ b
white: I want to Please help a busy , Q; U1 z/ b3 {0 c7 x
hacker: What?
6 W1 H$ d& M" b white: you can not modify the point into the power system data 2 |/ N: n/ @3 _* u
hackers:. . . . . . Why do you want to! !
, W. B1 _1 f) ?  N2 r white: Please, help me to my house this month, the electricity consumption of the bar. . . . . .
/ I* }" Z! b0 k5 Y( [ hackers: die! ! 9 F! F3 H' _" a! u. O3 ^  ^7 M

5 Q1 o2 ~3 g( o/ f hacker: you die Where is? ! ! ! 1 M. f  {! S9 H/ F' {
white:. . . . Go out and play for a few days, ah, come to me why $ _+ @  l5 ]7 R9 f- B& [6 j  ]
Hacker: I'm looking for something
# H; e3 j7 n3 u4 ]5 \ white: what I find here?
/ G+ z! p  ?* k hackers: the virus, looking for a few years ago an old virus, the virus is only stored on your machine All Rights / q3 h( ~% g) ~1 e

% ]# V2 M( n8 t' S, ^: n most hackers : I come! !
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hacker: how not to speak? 5 S/ O9 e7 g9 D2 Y8 ~
white: a bad mood & c4 m8 y/ O! e! y% d
hackers: Who bullied you?
" }2 Y# F# E* N7 x. |$ Z9 T white: a Q No. I have not lost inside of my first love : ~2 l! H- _+ e6 h9 |" N% x4 `
Internet hackers: this simple, I get it for you
7 y! A7 ]+ p* W8 d3 d% d. Y" H# C white: do not get back 0 {7 M) F+ ?  c( g" i
hackers: No, tell me what number? 1 ]- a( M" e- }0 d. r8 ]: Z
white: Woo ~ ~ ~ ~ just do not remember & n, r7 A# w) U1 P& c0 U- X8 b

" G7 r( g' D  E white: you gave me out! ! ! ! 3 K0 d" L4 ~$ n* u8 K6 @& c4 d5 S% |3 {8 F" @
hacker: how wrong? ! ' E2 n# r+ a2 x. A
white: You are not the forum to use my ID to play it? ! ! 1 ?& A" L2 d; ~3 d( o
hackers:. . . . Sorry, forgot to tell you, but I did not do bad things, it makes up the one post, I promise next time not to play the ( [1 p* z$ F8 L% l6 t% n
white: it does not work! ! ! 1 W. n" o  m9 f, a
hacker: how should you like?
( t" V, y2 Z; D white: you made the post was red-faced on this trip, my first was red, very happy Oh, you must give me code one \br> hackers: down!
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2 p) J: r+ b( B5 _ hacker: Hey,ralph lauren pas cher, I did a lot of fun
6 f1 c: v9 |/ u7 u, D9 k9 A. ^" J. c white: what 2 @, t2 Z/ f8 ~
hackers: I go to the forums posted the top
. H; M2 Q8 b0 y' ]% q) `  ` white: This very common ah
$ g! y+ y% S" L# [9 u5 } Hacker: I see stickers on the top , enjoy the landlord scolded pigs, good vent
0 p' k- v% d1 G8 S white: Wow, very enjoyable, and I can never dare, will be blocked! 4 y- z; J$ p, K' V) V
Hackers: Yes, has been banned. $ q! F$ X, v: [( @# Y& r
white: this is also fun? !
9 t1 v  Z; ]- l/ h$ A! v Hackers: Yes, ah, because I use your ID
. T9 H6 Z( r& y# ~ white: you are pro? , E* b* U; y" x% N+ c
hackers: You can say it. # W1 w, m: i' N! n& R2 K, h( P1 J& h8 q
white: to what extent high?
: f7 Z8 Q4 n, A0 d hackers: ah, I am bored when their own
; Z& {) f4 w8 V0 S+ D. _- q3 l7 a, T white black: Ah, this I will!
3 @% ~7 x* B" y5 n, g, N. }& m hacker :#?%! You can? !
. B* ~4 Q6 H5 K1 K8 w* @! b white: Yes, ah, a black off it. . . . . & Q# _( D" n* T7 X- x
hackers: Go!
8 t7 E) M9 ]( ^ white: Ask your question 7 {2 k( _; D0 I7 ~; \" N/ N
hacker: says . F( Q3 K5 w( j- }
white: Besides me, you can also control other people's computers do ? 4 t" K( ~  S/ Y3 R; O! D8 c( ^6 a
Hackers: Yes you can. . . .
, j) K' }2 `5 e' I0 H3 V& | white: no networking is also OK?
' l( b& C! l) }+ D3 z! Q. S: f hackers:. . . . . . . : o8 W6 G- |+ C6 g, k, K2 Y# f
white: You can remote control to open someone else's machine it? , H2 P% G6 M- N" F; y8 O! B7 v
hackers:. . . . . . . .   q! y1 n* H4 P0 l
white: You can steal top-secret file it! ! ! ; l/ e" G" O/ o' V
hackers: I think you see more movies, go to sleep
! a! Y1 m# E) I( x, k white wash: my computer is broken
) T5 r" K) \/ J: k- ?* T hackers:. . . . . . . Just checked, your computer no problem
( [% t4 j+ t% o/ Z1 ]; ?" c white: that is, you bully me % Z2 K9 b2 [, j* L- d
hackers: No ah ' P5 D/ Z( m1 H* r% a9 F( D
white: You are! MP3 files are passed to my no images!
" h" P& R- r/ c& W hackers: help ah ~~~~~~~ & @3 _- h, M$ L
white: Ask a computer problems can you answer?
$ k8 m5 k: o7 y. i7 i* p Hackers: should be able to ; |/ |" k. Z3 V5 k! h( U0 N
white: Which key on the keyboard the most handsome?
. y2 h2 h0 h. j2 a hackers:. . . . . . . Do not know
3 `) R! R  ^5 v) t: C) K' J# N white: of course, \!
% v4 f/ H: u& j6 y hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ This is a computer problem? ! ! " H8 W, M$ Y6 z
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white: ask you a computer problems you can answer?
; X( N/ [+ c9 M0 G% h( a7 @) i5 A hackers: If the problem is not your idiot
' K3 _" Y* m9 M0 S white: I am serious! ! You can operate my computer? + Y" h6 ?6 I* Q; C, c+ h! ?1 p
hackers: ah,juicy couture shop, yes   ]# o' _* p) s
white: that problem, you can solve it 0 ^) {+ \0 z% d" r9 K7 R6 s# E6 y
hackers: Your question is, should not be difficult ; 9 r! {. Z* b+ X" [# [" a
white: Great, my fans do not seem to turn up,nike air jordan, help me change it - e5 ]1 o. B1 c+ [  y4 e
a hacker:. . . . I excused ; @6 |7 c( w+ A3 o  C- n
white: we see meet you?
) A5 k7 B0 l+ W! S8 d, { hackers:. . . . This, not so good, why should we see
) n! F6 H  Q& v, @6 J' L white: I want to see you are not the same and I would like to
3 c4 @5 }9 G! T6 | Hacker: Oh, what you think? 4 v. T/ a: `1 c- n0 V% V" ~; I
white: handsome, wearing tights, and very magical, where can go around the maintenance of world peace Rights 7 \( ]; R6 L, H; a7 x6 C
hackers:. . . . You say that Spider-Man, boss!
+ F  E( w7 \* K2 u/ v hackers: Kazakhstan woven ~ ~ ~
( M, X& Y: \- l3 o# x4 t; q5 f white: You called every day, is not very curious about me? 5 T% l2 e2 B/ O3 c# s7 V
hackers: not curious, is the habit, easily came in
1 A' X0 [2 ^. h white: Well, I have a good way to change your habit
) ~+ ?7 d) i/ ^" ] hacker :. . . . Oh? ! Any way 3 h8 R) Z; l  K0 u9 ~0 ]) J
white: I went to the bureau to change the bandwidth 1K, so you can not squeeze in, because too narrow, ha ha ~ ~
) ]7 N2 i) l, d" O, R1 L hackers: Genius ah! . . . . . You can also connect to it? , i& W+ t4 V. J0 ~6 x! [
white: to ah, and slowly the hymns! : o( n' g0 R+ @7 P( ?
white: you every day into my computer, is not very curious about me?
& w7 B( i! e  a hackers: No wonder, only used
/ L* E) P8 K. W9 W white: no you're curious about the place?
5 S! J/ K' [# b5 v+ U% G# I hackers: a ah, I always wanted to know your machine so much as when the virus crashes
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& F+ C$ Y8 q* x. a1 _ white: I would like to control your computer * \% \2 n& g' f3 K+ u* x/ t" G7 _+ _
Hackers: I will not have other people access my computer I will be mad " i2 b* x- E; p& D( `. t; s
white: This is not fair! !
- {, x7 C& r( l- `2 H" G hackers: ah, well, you control the good of the
( Q6 R6 J7 E* p7 j6 ] white:. . . . But I will not. . . .
& X- w. G$ w0 y2 J( Z7 q! E3 H hackers: Ta-ta ~ ~ ~ why I agree with ah! ! ! 5 \( p0 l# p) ]& k/ Q
Hacker: I'm white ; A2 Q7 j$ K4 ~
us again: This is probably the last time we met the
! T: d0 O4 a- I# c9 C2 ~" P Hacker: Oh? What happened?
! \; ?! U$ U7 c1 S" \: V white: I want to reinstall the system, antivirus, firewall protection,Ed Hardy T-Shirt, will not let you come in!
3 n! i6 s$ o3 D. f: b hackers: You are so tired of me. . . . . Well, since I do not come, goodbye 3 C4 b( g+ C3 h* o
white: ah. . . . . Hey, wait a minute! ! First taught me what is the reload system!
2 }" t9 i- ]8 b5 [8 M$ t- K6 W hackers:. . . . . . . . . .
% _0 C0 d. @( j hackers: so late, and how not offline? " A) Q. ^: e5 K: g# f3 B+ l
white: Oh, is the next, and I went to pull the power
$ \: U& \; A/ e2 ] hackers: Slow! You will not shut down?
; W8 V5 k/ D$ [4 b4 a white: Yes ah, just point the shutdown, it does not move,paul smith bags, and can only press the power
5 u9 I+ B( A( x3 f6 [# c hackers: you modify the registry: Open the HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE \ SOFTWARE \ Microsoft \ Windows NT \ CurrentVersion \ Winlogon Right-click on the Winlogon key, select \
6 i+ L! D, K# a: y( r white:. . . . . . I press the power to the hackers call it
( [; X- i+ {. R/ h# `1 J white: You are not really powerful
! ^9 L' A# W- @- _ hackers: so-so friends
& f- L+ @5 y% H1 F% y# U4 ? white: bragging! You have the ability to shut down my machine in the horse.
8 {5 z0 t/ W; `& d hackers: this place is difficult! You wait ( m0 T$ {! M1 R% b7 i
hackers: Haha, buttoned regret it
- x3 O" F* a, ^: J7 X. `$ N white: Hey,abercrombie fitch clothing, thank you friends ~ ~ ~ ~ I was out to play, just want you to help me shutdown . . . . 0 z4 h' D1 Z5 N# J6 c- C- e
hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ ~
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