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A computer hacker and idiotic dialogue

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Hacker: I have control of your computer
* K' i* V! G  ~. I white: how control?
7 k& l- a3 m* T8 c3 k6 W hackers: white with a Trojan ; f5 h  U4 B5 x1 u1 L, H8 F
:. . . . . . Where? I did not see
& E* w# Q1 h' M8 m, V hackers: Open your Task Manager : l. f& F  \: j* P7 f
white:. . . . . . . Task Manager, where?
  U  a5 _5 i# Q; D  X hackers:. . . . . Your computer below! !
+ q- _. Z4 P* L3 g. W: m" ` white: \; 3 F2 s4 {% v7 v& J' b8 j" R
Hacker: I have control of your computer 5 ]4 o% a2 v9 j+ Y! S5 a- C: g7 t) l
white: Oh 6 s. X+ t' b# F, x
hackers: a funk? ! Hey
$ B( X9 c- [( @/ F' U5 F2 V+ C$ } white: for the just, help me kill the virus it, many of the recent problems my Lord 6 g: A5 w8 B% ]- w* ^% m' z
machine hackers:. . . . . . ; r+ _9 t; S' U# n, ]
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white: how do you always in my computer and out of - @4 s) ~% j8 j
casual hackers: You can install a firewall
8 \6 _. p# B9 _7 ~/ T7 r white: install a firewall, you can not access it? 5 _* w  b3 I* T% w0 F0 b
hackers: No ah, I just want to increase the point of interest, so control your computer made me feel an idiot yeah 9 v- T. T9 Y/ J& |

8 |% r/ j' Q( R- f+ } small White: I heard that you will create a \! 3 z. P( J8 `8 D& F
hackers: ah & W  J3 D1 L5 f' Y0 n
white: you can control someone else's computer? ! ( G( e- [$ S" a7 u6 d6 Y& `" O9 D
hackers: General is the
/ H# D" g. [; W' Z  O2 m+ X white: you can black out those sites? 1 h: `' C1 k# E7 _. X7 W
hackers: of course, did not hear people call me a \& E# [! r) l$ U- Y4 p/ e4 y
white:. . . . Oh ~ ~ ~ `I think that is because you look black. . . . . 6 n" H2 X; C3 N8 K% g4 }
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' ?0 a7 e+ N, j. Y0 Z white: every day you come in, do not feel tired of it?
# _) B+ i, a% D* B, e5 a& _( s/ P6 z, d" P hacker: is a pain, your machine is the worst I've ever seen in one of the
5 a3 U& A7 f! x  m4 T* d6 h white: is not it, this is Brand 8 n7 O& b" |/ P7 d/ t
Hackers: I was mentally retarded in addition to your yard game machine only virus a ! P7 M2 ~4 D6 c! X; x
white: Oh ~ ~ that you see me The \. . . . Goodbye   f* A# f* G- X7 W
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hacker: Hey ~ ~ ~ I come!
6 a) X( \/ A9 W! `( v0 V1 a white: not seen you for days, was my firewall blocking you? & I1 P% O$ M3 A3 I6 {
hackers: Haha, jokes, on your machine is easier than my own, not you miss me   t  f6 V3 L, X4 N% H6 u
white: I want to Please help a busy ; J# E, ?# J2 ?
hacker: What? 9 O% e3 U  N; l8 p: {; J
white: you can not modify the point into the power system data
: i. G2 b7 P( s' J3 X hackers:. . . . . . Why do you want to! !
' C' t7 Z, L$ k7 E; d" m: o white: Please, help me to my house this month, the electricity consumption of the bar. . . . . . # \6 n0 ?# p; t: b+ k
hackers: die! !
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5 l& Y$ ]8 T$ B+ X7 h hacker: you die Where is? ! ! !
6 f* j% x% v% A6 ]4 f+ Z5 K white:. . . . Go out and play for a few days, ah, come to me why ( i! i" o/ j2 b4 u0 i
Hacker: I'm looking for something
3 w  w9 `5 Y* l' L; h/ V white: what I find here? $ \0 E9 U1 N' r. i! ^5 W/ @
hackers: the virus, looking for a few years ago an old virus, the virus is only stored on your machine All Rights 9 T/ E9 }, m0 b. R  a4 I" w$ h% o+ r

1 {) ]0 h* ?2 v( i, N most hackers : I come! ! ) ^% g! V. j* r/ _: N- t0 O
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hacker: how not to speak?
" O- z8 r1 n# }; t$ V: N7 { white: a bad mood
" s8 w3 v( _/ M* y. k/ E, X hackers: Who bullied you?
2 X! a! L5 X5 K' z4 F4 G# E0 U white: a Q No. I have not lost inside of my first love 3 J! \3 b2 @# p+ |  G
Internet hackers: this simple, I get it for you
* i+ G. B3 h/ E1 {, }9 n4 t) q8 \9 } white: do not get back
5 L6 }( z5 u' T' x hackers: No, tell me what number?
+ y: o; o/ x' l# v, J  V+ p white: Woo ~ ~ ~ ~ just do not remember
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$ I! z! l+ [1 m white: you gave me out! ! ! ! 9 B3 {( R- d/ _& g, V' G
hacker: how wrong? ! 7 Q, [. o3 u: y
white: You are not the forum to use my ID to play it? ! !
* y) U7 L7 {+ g* H. X. ^ hackers:. . . . Sorry, forgot to tell you, but I did not do bad things, it makes up the one post, I promise next time not to play the & A' F) a- C( D% l2 R
white: it does not work! ! ! 5 ?9 k& G$ W0 b4 m* A
hacker: how should you like? / \! C2 U- @+ W4 b, K
white: you made the post was red-faced on this trip, my first was red, very happy Oh, you must give me code one \br> hackers: down!
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hacker: Hey,ralph lauren pas cher, I did a lot of fun ; }7 q" S* H# h: \8 w/ ?! S8 z' A+ R
white: what ; p8 C( z! Q  a
hackers: I go to the forums posted the top . W% _- R8 H7 @5 Z# ^
white: This very common ah
; i. @( B1 c  H4 z6 l" Y Hacker: I see stickers on the top , enjoy the landlord scolded pigs, good vent
0 q+ Q/ e+ N' s' h% o& Z white: Wow, very enjoyable, and I can never dare, will be blocked! - B: {) z) A  z' u5 ]; e7 K; L
Hackers: Yes, has been banned. 3 {. @; l; y' \! u8 @
white: this is also fun? ! 4 N% v: d: d! [% L3 b
Hackers: Yes, ah, because I use your ID
7 V+ y3 A( V! D white: you are pro? 6 A/ O+ E1 J- [# g% i
hackers: You can say it. : B$ h, a9 N% L/ P6 Q4 x" f0 j
white: to what extent high? 6 J" P% Z7 E5 d. K7 y
hackers: ah, I am bored when their own / |; X8 B8 c% V
white black: Ah, this I will!
+ G) H* U  o/ n& @, N5 r8 h hacker :#?%! You can? !
$ S, j8 T2 H3 C$ U* O- O1 b white: Yes, ah, a black off it. . . . . & {' l; L, [! [0 g( H1 B8 ]
hackers: Go! ! k7 J6 J( q. k1 M. T+ ^4 {
white: Ask your question 1 K* P; v7 ?  p& h* ]
hacker: says
3 Z. v3 y% b/ |" u% q# d white: Besides me, you can also control other people's computers do ?
$ d2 R) \$ G: B3 v: }0 R, g- ~9 w Hackers: Yes you can. . . . & e+ H2 E4 [) t4 ?& e+ J+ D
white: no networking is also OK?
  s; A7 V4 K; O7 a8 n- j8 j/ ? hackers:. . . . . . .
# c2 W6 Y) U! o/ ] white: You can remote control to open someone else's machine it? # c8 P& U+ J' d
hackers:. . . . . . . . - N2 {: g6 {2 H# k2 P2 J0 T3 {. K$ R
white: You can steal top-secret file it! ! !
) |6 U* d4 u) I: R% C+ Y3 u hackers: I think you see more movies, go to sleep
# Q9 E4 a. Q8 A white wash: my computer is broken
' f  K9 h* T: _' w: l7 g hackers:. . . . . . . Just checked, your computer no problem
& b4 L5 Z" n2 L  K white: that is, you bully me
8 f+ ?3 c, M" |' k hackers: No ah
7 n; I/ F1 j! K% |1 k5 B' ~; c9 m white: You are! MP3 files are passed to my no images! # a  v% s, D: K& @! b+ v8 f
hackers: help ah ~~~~~~~   y( e7 @- |6 v* a5 ~! d
white: Ask a computer problems can you answer?
* S" t" `" ]$ g: _! ] Hackers: should be able to / I6 h, r; n% \6 ^, M9 Z
white: Which key on the keyboard the most handsome? % R( X6 X3 ^" }6 A: V/ y
hackers:. . . . . . . Do not know
3 x  u& O8 K9 O  f white: of course, \!
, n8 n( b5 p$ k6 `3 S" V( L hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ This is a computer problem? ! !
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white: ask you a computer problems you can answer? ' E" Q3 ^- t9 g$ W! c5 r
hackers: If the problem is not your idiot
* b6 d1 P2 m3 g, V. D white: I am serious! ! You can operate my computer? 3 a+ F' j0 }! f7 A
hackers: ah,juicy couture shop, yes
# ?8 R* ]  K. f( R2 `+ | white: that problem, you can solve it 9 y2 o6 d! e0 q2 B% w: I3 d
hackers: Your question is, should not be difficult ;
0 q# \  Q4 D+ f  j3 G& K* {5 i white: Great, my fans do not seem to turn up,nike air jordan, help me change it % D/ j2 a3 o  {; D/ U8 N
a hacker:. . . . I excused ( a( I) |1 }" T2 m$ U; ~  u
white: we see meet you? - A" i- Y  M$ l7 m
hackers:. . . . This, not so good, why should we see
. D) C2 C( z+ G white: I want to see you are not the same and I would like to
7 T9 T4 e  d6 H0 H4 E- K# z7 a: Q7 e4 i Hacker: Oh, what you think? & R* A, ?4 Q$ b. T- g
white: handsome, wearing tights, and very magical, where can go around the maintenance of world peace Rights
, o" R% [) |: L5 D hackers:. . . . You say that Spider-Man, boss!
) P( D6 u& L7 ]2 e. q5 X, ] hackers: Kazakhstan woven ~ ~ ~
9 z. a4 N* B$ x6 { white: You called every day, is not very curious about me?
( c& S; U$ r; M  Z2 F' ]0 q  B hackers: not curious, is the habit, easily came in / O/ h) F1 z$ t; T9 a& f, _
white: Well, I have a good way to change your habit
. {* E- j$ P8 w" J4 K hacker :. . . . Oh? ! Any way 7 j5 i  e4 j% c/ Q  r8 a! @& i$ B: _
white: I went to the bureau to change the bandwidth 1K, so you can not squeeze in, because too narrow, ha ha ~ ~ 8 `0 M. ^4 g1 i' t. T- j' \% H# \6 I
hackers: Genius ah! . . . . . You can also connect to it?
9 r% v( m' y; K# S* N* h white: to ah, and slowly the hymns!
% ?* y& `+ Q- P4 y3 U7 k white: you every day into my computer, is not very curious about me?
, l, Q& G6 \' k hackers: No wonder, only used 8 K% ^' b) |& }1 b
white: no you're curious about the place?
, o: j3 u2 Y5 W8 o$ J$ f. R& W% {! D hackers: a ah, I always wanted to know your machine so much as when the virus crashes
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) {1 `/ s" y5 {& i' ^ white: I would like to control your computer * {* t% I2 G8 a& F- |
Hackers: I will not have other people access my computer I will be mad 0 w8 Y2 _$ @+ a6 l% }% z# {- n$ y
white: This is not fair! !   L" a& N. ?9 C9 M* Z) e6 s
hackers: ah, well, you control the good of the . i9 l7 p5 E" T
white:. . . . But I will not. . . . . l" q: N; Z! C7 P* L
hackers: Ta-ta ~ ~ ~ why I agree with ah! ! !
8 ]; Z/ T! H  S. e4 H2 p  C Hacker: I'm white
7 }. n, Q9 d% T( l us again: This is probably the last time we met the
" h- h+ {1 _9 w" L Hacker: Oh? What happened? * m' `0 y; A# A- Q! l0 b, s) _
white: I want to reinstall the system, antivirus, firewall protection,Ed Hardy T-Shirt, will not let you come in! & s' F# S7 s. F5 c7 [, l& D
hackers: You are so tired of me. . . . . Well, since I do not come, goodbye
' O5 \% u% U0 H white: ah. . . . . Hey, wait a minute! ! First taught me what is the reload system!
3 f6 N/ F& v+ w  j0 I hackers:. . . . . . . . . . $ R: l! X! D2 R9 P5 ?- i
hackers: so late, and how not offline? ( H) `, Q- D/ H2 ?/ G& z  m, g' K4 M! U8 {
white: Oh, is the next, and I went to pull the power " ]) ]/ X9 l$ d; f  @2 c! {8 C9 d4 S
hackers: Slow! You will not shut down?
! y! W& r8 @; ]- K' J+ k/ ]/ f" \ white: Yes ah, just point the shutdown, it does not move,paul smith bags, and can only press the power
! A' r7 l6 M* g) A  C hackers: you modify the registry: Open the HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE \ SOFTWARE \ Microsoft \ Windows NT \ CurrentVersion \ Winlogon Right-click on the Winlogon key, select \; F! ]* Y) R) @8 `7 K" ?
white:. . . . . . I press the power to the hackers call it & _  x& B' _! D0 |; y5 n1 B2 c$ C
white: You are not really powerful
8 Q6 @. P" U/ H  F hackers: so-so friends
* Y8 n0 L8 ?" z: I' \' @ white: bragging! You have the ability to shut down my machine in the horse. ) ], V- K! I2 B& q: ]
hackers: this place is difficult! You wait
+ M- e4 _% Y  n* o; Y6 q hackers: Haha, buttoned regret it
* a' V  U- h' u$ j# o white: Hey,abercrombie fitch clothing, thank you friends ~ ~ ~ ~ I was out to play, just want you to help me shutdown . . . . , G' L/ f3 }7 Q7 v# h
hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ ~
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