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A computer hacker and idiotic dialogue

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老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Hacker: I have control of your computer / a. k; p7 t, G
white: how control? 1 z* y% O0 F( P: E
hackers: white with a Trojan
9 H, S% [7 h& b1 t:. . . . . . Where? I did not see
9 `& J) F! u: C$ w/ a" I6 @# v hackers: Open your Task Manager
( b% @6 q6 o7 ^9 t% R) _& O! F, j white:. . . . . . . Task Manager, where? ) L5 e/ `( w) y
hackers:. . . . . Your computer below! ! # }# m5 n- y9 K4 s3 y) S9 n& }3 _
white: \; ! K: x' P3 c, D0 c9 E/ F
Hacker: I have control of your computer
7 m( s7 z; }. |0 P% c3 i4 E. h white: Oh
9 v, }( x6 B' ?9 p+ V: \% P hackers: a funk? ! Hey - s( k% A6 |2 d0 ~. _
white: for the just, help me kill the virus it, many of the recent problems my Lord 7 A2 z8 q  y; t7 k: a
machine hackers:. . . . . .
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% O5 \) @- A/ F) e# C  B3 K white: how do you always in my computer and out of
9 B5 D" v4 f4 R' y casual hackers: You can install a firewall
" r4 }- X$ }$ G' Z( d, B9 ]4 M6 r white: install a firewall, you can not access it? . L# N! X0 o% r# G3 H
hackers: No ah, I just want to increase the point of interest, so control your computer made me feel an idiot yeah / p5 X& r5 h6 [# ~
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small White: I heard that you will create a \!
* X  f8 V7 n4 v hackers: ah
! D+ U; w3 T1 a; @( L6 i: h/ n white: you can control someone else's computer? ! ! K; t2 R( q' l. G" J
hackers: General is the ' G+ X* z# F$ O7 p5 W, N3 d2 u
white: you can black out those sites?
, |/ ^# Y" d; d$ Y9 c hackers: of course, did not hear people call me a \0 X2 S2 d$ O" o4 m8 V/ x
white:. . . . Oh ~ ~ ~ `I think that is because you look black. . . . . 5 Q) Z5 B& D# [+ ~
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& @8 |5 w5 A* Q9 f, S white: every day you come in, do not feel tired of it? 6 z+ A8 L! A+ E
hacker: is a pain, your machine is the worst I've ever seen in one of the # F$ ^) n4 r6 Q: _- z
white: is not it, this is Brand
' `# A+ r. b  S$ i1 F9 v; ` Hackers: I was mentally retarded in addition to your yard game machine only virus a 3 Z9 N8 `, @: Q" A1 O
white: Oh ~ ~ that you see me The \. . . . Goodbye / e5 L% Q( p* [. v- t

( j3 L* S5 M& s hacker: Hey ~ ~ ~ I come! + q" M9 O: i' `, p- L$ q
white: not seen you for days, was my firewall blocking you?
' a* {2 W" _7 ^( A+ O/ n, E hackers: Haha, jokes, on your machine is easier than my own, not you miss me
7 H/ f! s6 w: H* g% d% d white: I want to Please help a busy
4 {- d, X5 k! N7 ?1 D! b4 M  f# l hacker: What? ( x# Q( _1 g9 a- o: ?0 b. v
white: you can not modify the point into the power system data
' D0 \9 t* P: e* O  B+ }" P+ N hackers:. . . . . . Why do you want to! ! 0 l8 F6 f* T6 @0 T
white: Please, help me to my house this month, the electricity consumption of the bar. . . . . . 9 _/ A5 O5 V; P
hackers: die! !
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" r9 Q/ j4 c8 u' l3 | hacker: you die Where is? ! ! ! & C9 x2 h8 o. @  Q" V: z4 h' h
white:. . . . Go out and play for a few days, ah, come to me why
$ _# ?* Y% W$ m- y  v9 t' z Hacker: I'm looking for something 4 x) y5 u: O* C# t, @1 ?
white: what I find here? 3 _+ E  \' r) ?! N8 O9 o( v
hackers: the virus, looking for a few years ago an old virus, the virus is only stored on your machine All Rights 7 l; ~& Y7 U7 H' ?& h- J' W
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most hackers : I come! !
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hacker: how not to speak?
" Q1 k) ~& x: a% c" o$ y white: a bad mood   E' d& Y0 H/ ?3 Z
hackers: Who bullied you? # G; ?! l' \, `9 k2 k
white: a Q No. I have not lost inside of my first love
) w7 B1 }, M" [. q4 m Internet hackers: this simple, I get it for you
) w& [. w/ X4 F  o, s- H white: do not get back
* j1 y0 x% ^1 Z& S( L0 B hackers: No, tell me what number? - o7 X/ _2 B/ O. A
white: Woo ~ ~ ~ ~ just do not remember
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white: you gave me out! ! ! !
+ i+ O* z' V9 [ hacker: how wrong? !
3 n" b$ K# l: ?2 c4 \  P# R white: You are not the forum to use my ID to play it? ! !
# [0 _. T& ?! S9 j hackers:. . . . Sorry, forgot to tell you, but I did not do bad things, it makes up the one post, I promise next time not to play the
3 k! q0 l% c# F- u/ o* z) F white: it does not work! ! !
' x3 O/ ?8 d$ |* _' v% ] hacker: how should you like? 8 K9 _" b$ n- e8 S0 H
white: you made the post was red-faced on this trip, my first was red, very happy Oh, you must give me code one \br> hackers: down! 3 W9 A+ j7 X/ \

9 [7 {* v3 D' {$ l3 U* O hacker: Hey,ralph lauren pas cher, I did a lot of fun : \: y" Y! |8 C2 t
white: what
4 v9 X& q& I1 Y2 e$ f( c5 o hackers: I go to the forums posted the top
7 a6 Q& Y8 O9 |, V2 p$ i7 x white: This very common ah 7 L) z1 F$ w+ K8 h
Hacker: I see stickers on the top , enjoy the landlord scolded pigs, good vent
+ X6 ^* H1 r2 }, ], O0 R  `3 s white: Wow, very enjoyable, and I can never dare, will be blocked! $ ^4 [, D0 r" |% d1 S8 N9 w4 P9 [
Hackers: Yes, has been banned. ( V2 Z) s: I1 h! l
white: this is also fun? ! 2 |# x' M0 r/ R
Hackers: Yes, ah, because I use your ID   Z/ h5 J0 h& Y: g
white: you are pro? $ G5 |  K2 W2 }% J, r  t
hackers: You can say it.
- S2 w/ _1 Y2 ^. z  G white: to what extent high?
; G/ }  ?; ~- U! Z/ Z3 e- o hackers: ah, I am bored when their own 0 ]: I8 ~  X8 t) ~% ^& k4 U
white black: Ah, this I will!
: P' x5 i6 P: y0 T( h hacker :#?%! You can? ! 9 v5 e* A8 [9 O2 O  F" ?% J" t
white: Yes, ah, a black off it. . . . .
, n: b# P) d0 K! y8 P hackers: Go! 3 ?' w- N3 n$ p8 g& I' M
white: Ask your question ) q0 \* W7 s- J; p
hacker: says
) ~: H- V+ Z! G2 e2 D white: Besides me, you can also control other people's computers do ? . m; K  h, p+ z7 t
Hackers: Yes you can. . . .
3 Z8 n3 V3 E  a+ Z white: no networking is also OK? & G) ]9 i) b+ |4 F: v
hackers:. . . . . . .
3 J+ E! B. ]6 I$ L white: You can remote control to open someone else's machine it?
; [: b; S; ?) J' n hackers:. . . . . . . . 3 \$ O% @* W4 u1 o1 k
white: You can steal top-secret file it! ! ! & \7 F/ c/ J( P: U
hackers: I think you see more movies, go to sleep 0 B: S* z+ B  Y# `
white wash: my computer is broken ( f% ]4 n) x" u; t/ P
hackers:. . . . . . . Just checked, your computer no problem ( ?% H, H3 E: {1 e$ f0 _; O3 t
white: that is, you bully me
) N& S% \# F3 ?! `1 }2 g) a hackers: No ah
9 m+ g' y# i! g white: You are! MP3 files are passed to my no images!
+ z8 p: @1 B; W2 _9 t5 q3 w" L hackers: help ah ~~~~~~~ ; M, y+ f3 Q0 r5 y: r. y* D. S& K
white: Ask a computer problems can you answer?
4 Y# h0 G. x& |3 G: h- k) \ Hackers: should be able to
$ i2 z2 {+ Q9 _) H white: Which key on the keyboard the most handsome?
: o: Z$ Q- Q, D* Y: W/ o! Y hackers:. . . . . . . Do not know
, c3 q3 {/ t. l* E, I white: of course, \! $ G$ B0 ?/ l" T
hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ This is a computer problem? ! ! ; b0 F* ?* M) |2 Q9 \
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white: ask you a computer problems you can answer? , J. U6 I$ b3 P5 M3 Q# V( ]( x
hackers: If the problem is not your idiot 6 T- P% D6 C; R" c9 n
white: I am serious! ! You can operate my computer?
2 n$ b* g' E- B$ ], }/ V% b2 T- a' w; Z  E hackers: ah,juicy couture shop, yes . T7 Y& J" t6 ~) h  S6 M7 V' s9 p
white: that problem, you can solve it 7 K; m' L8 f3 X$ c
hackers: Your question is, should not be difficult ; ; ~' ^% c; y! M: D# m" k
white: Great, my fans do not seem to turn up,nike air jordan, help me change it ! h: Y# u( G% r, o6 H
a hacker:. . . . I excused * j& ^. Q6 V; f1 T1 P
white: we see meet you?
. h- M: s( Z+ b: u/ }* l) [ hackers:. . . . This, not so good, why should we see
. m: F7 ?) j- a% U white: I want to see you are not the same and I would like to
0 I. s: g2 C* v/ j0 ^8 f3 n Hacker: Oh, what you think? 7 g3 ?8 w# F$ s' d
white: handsome, wearing tights, and very magical, where can go around the maintenance of world peace Rights
9 M: i0 `3 p9 e; b/ o, J hackers:. . . . You say that Spider-Man, boss! 5 q/ V  z+ i) ?$ m0 p6 x
hackers: Kazakhstan woven ~ ~ ~
; ~: A* Q& ^; a0 P8 P9 d1 s' ~, s& ~ white: You called every day, is not very curious about me? 4 C+ N8 ?: v* J# i: j, [
hackers: not curious, is the habit, easily came in ; P8 f- I1 }& O) u# k" M
white: Well, I have a good way to change your habit
- t0 m$ m0 N7 \ hacker :. . . . Oh? ! Any way ' p7 i6 c- C6 U
white: I went to the bureau to change the bandwidth 1K, so you can not squeeze in, because too narrow, ha ha ~ ~
7 J* @# n6 b( W- u hackers: Genius ah! . . . . . You can also connect to it? $ S2 ?( ~7 Q% ^, n! \$ l: _
white: to ah, and slowly the hymns!
3 V/ Q; i- P% |. k2 Z white: you every day into my computer, is not very curious about me? 9 f( r0 d7 F  c) r" K. r' O
hackers: No wonder, only used
! e' G! b" ]$ F& e# x: X- X7 k/ b white: no you're curious about the place? ' ?; J) e3 G! v2 s& b% _  c
hackers: a ah, I always wanted to know your machine so much as when the virus crashes ) ^$ x6 n+ O' Z7 G

3 c2 T& m  I8 e/ G$ h white: I would like to control your computer
3 T6 S/ Q& j! S% y& W/ a' H Hackers: I will not have other people access my computer I will be mad , r& L8 M- Y. g: t- C, M
white: This is not fair! !
) F6 y  ?0 X, j  C* W' d# f& p$ l hackers: ah, well, you control the good of the
* y+ M8 a7 N& t/ m- I& D white:. . . . But I will not. . . .
; S) l# ^4 f- d4 V hackers: Ta-ta ~ ~ ~ why I agree with ah! ! ! ) L/ Y1 C: k" X
Hacker: I'm white 0 S+ F) B- O+ L3 E0 v4 S
us again: This is probably the last time we met the
8 ~) g1 q+ X, H7 I Hacker: Oh? What happened?
6 U$ ?" E! k3 U5 V white: I want to reinstall the system, antivirus, firewall protection,Ed Hardy T-Shirt, will not let you come in! ; v/ M. p0 {* D. N  T- m/ _6 w
hackers: You are so tired of me. . . . . Well, since I do not come, goodbye
: U5 l% |, Q: u  r* |& g white: ah. . . . . Hey, wait a minute! ! First taught me what is the reload system!
8 h% R2 ~3 \1 _" R6 Z5 e' I hackers:. . . . . . . . . . $ c& R: ~1 E. S- C  U7 e
hackers: so late, and how not offline?
; z0 B2 W( z' c% z% e0 I white: Oh, is the next, and I went to pull the power
3 C7 X8 q9 c) o# X& \/ q- ] hackers: Slow! You will not shut down?
" ?# Y$ Q7 I1 z" m/ ]8 r white: Yes ah, just point the shutdown, it does not move,paul smith bags, and can only press the power 7 f( g8 w; _; K3 Q- l/ R! Z
hackers: you modify the registry: Open the HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE \ SOFTWARE \ Microsoft \ Windows NT \ CurrentVersion \ Winlogon Right-click on the Winlogon key, select \
+ l! m9 A/ e) a; X( b. l- B white:. . . . . . I press the power to the hackers call it
, _. P# D* {. S" u. Z' e' |$ T white: You are not really powerful
- ]$ h- m6 \& E* z& E# y, Q9 |2 m hackers: so-so friends ; a& B$ M; n* R! Z/ [. M8 [8 N
white: bragging! You have the ability to shut down my machine in the horse.
( U. w3 D! k' ?! P% t. |" i# I6 ^ hackers: this place is difficult! You wait : t0 G- H  E  M2 Q4 l
hackers: Haha, buttoned regret it # K8 c  S* c8 X$ T9 D' H# x1 `
white: Hey,abercrombie fitch clothing, thank you friends ~ ~ ~ ~ I was out to play, just want you to help me shutdown . . . . 1 l; ]! ?& p- N7 W$ _2 j
hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ ~
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