What it really means:& [8 W+ P. h1 Y; L& C$ N1 \% X
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40-ish = 49 " e0 V! ?% C; u9 B3 V% ^" vAdventurous = Slept with everyone# h6 c' t8 Y7 a0 t" [, X5 }
Athletic = No boobs 8 x0 Z" i8 q R) B- ^$ m" MAverage looking = Ugly, can only be loved by mommy, j- l9 H4 c% D: @* s. A
Beautiful = Pathological liar, airhead& w( h. b+ D$ U
Contagious Smile = Does a lot of pills) E* @* e7 C5 p7 f+ u$ \8 r
Emotionally Secure = On medication ' v" i# K: H$ M9 y V0 hFeminist = Fat, hates men 8 A! d- r& ^# X5 T; U( rFree Spirit = Junkie + L; c" N! h G/ b4 QFriendship first = Former very “friendly” person" Y. L+ @. e1 }9 V1 X- n
Fun = Annoying , G& v7 f6 a: N$ r2 qNew Age = Body hair in the wrong places) f* m: d7 L7 p6 M) e$ f5 A
Open Minded = Desperate. N. d1 S+ k: a& L1 S- K& x
Outgoing = Loud and Embarrassing8 n' B! K1 ~% ?, C* R; k
Passionate = Sloppy Drunk$ e. ^5 h8 h/ i. K
Professional = Bitch* G/ m/ k9 b4 X# w3 [0 D
Voluptuous = Very Fat7 M Q1 E1 r+ z* z! v9 k" [
Large Frame = Hugely Fat ; a( f. u0 U) TNeeds soul mate = Stalker