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What it really means:5 m2 R/ Z( t: q6 ^5 Y
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40-ish = 49. e) K; X# x1 @0 F4 n0 S4 O
Adventurous = Slept with everyone; V" k) M5 B6 V% g) d
Athletic = No boobs+ S, X! @: S0 Y4 D
Average looking = Ugly, can only be loved by mommy
# w6 s' @! q6 b" j( I' mBeautiful = Pathological liar, airhead
0 Z o# m5 {$ k/ Q, WContagious Smile = Does a lot of pills
+ v" [+ r9 r! b$ LEmotionally Secure = On medication
/ j! j- b# z6 V# w: YFeminist = Fat, hates men$ J9 l3 G8 j; T' |7 M, V
Free Spirit = Junkie
4 N; x+ a- M. M, x, mFriendship first = Former very “friendly” person2 t( _5 V, z$ k$ B- r6 {# F
Fun = Annoying J! b! ^' q" i$ [ r
New Age = Body hair in the wrong places( B8 [. `. N' o
Open Minded = Desperate
4 k# J1 E6 d: f% G" w9 m) POutgoing = Loud and Embarrassing" S. ?" z$ T+ v" Q6 I" M
Passionate = Sloppy Drunk1 g, a- D' b8 V4 s y
Professional = Bitch* c0 }( i" J" V9 D
Voluptuous = Very Fat: b( E( O- o+ A, M3 I( j! y
Large Frame = Hugely Fat
8 R' l3 N9 i& W! ^+ YNeeds soul mate = Stalker |
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