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郁闷时的英文
每个人都有忧郁的日子。
Everybody has blue days.

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那些日子真是惨透了，你觉得心里乱糟糟的、怨气丛生、寂寞、整个人彻底的精疲力竭。
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那些日子总会让你感到自己的渺小和微不足道，
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每件事情似乎都够不着边。
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) O7 G! Z3 y- L) K你根本无法振作起来。
You can’t rise to the occasion.
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根本没有力气重新开始。
Just getting started seems impossible.

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在忧郁的日子里，你可能变成偏执狂，觉得每个人都想要吃定你。
On blue days you can become paranoid that everyone is out to get you.
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& }4 o0 g) C* Y+ b# {其实情况并不总是那么糟。
This is not always such a bad thing.
& n& ^/ t0 M% v9 y7 b; ?( _你感到灰心、焦虑，可能开始神经质地拼命咬指甲，然后不可救药地陷入一眨眼吃掉三大块巧克力蛋糕的疯狂！
0 h' y& x2 W0 P. }You feel frustrated and anxious, which can induce a nail-biting frenzy that can escalate into a triple-chocolate-mud-cake-eating frenzy in a blink of an eye!
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/ c8 E' D; P9 e4 f9 K在忧郁的日子里，你会觉得自己在悲伤的海里沉沉浮浮。
On blue days you feel like you’re floating in an ocean of sadness.
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不论在什么时候，你总有种想哭的冲动，却不知道为了什么。
You’re about to burst into tears at any moment and you don’t even know why.
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  J7 U* U0 f/ F9 o2 D* ]0 W) v9 J最后，你觉得自己犹如行尸走肉，失去生活目标。
Ultimately, you feel like you’re wandering through life without purpose.

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/ b0 X' U4 ]( `6 K8 \你不知道自己还可以撑多久，
You’re not sure how much longer you can hang on,
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8 z: j7 k3 o" }9 n7 K1 i! k然后你想大喊一声：“谁来一枪把我打死吧！”
and you feel like shouting, “Will someone please shout me!”


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; u8 A6 T+ W- N' V# B+ o& {/ D9 _% Q其实一点小事就让你一天都郁闷难当。
It doesn’t take much to bring on a blue day.

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也许只是一觉醒来，没有感觉到或者看到自己最棒的一面，
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2 @* F- A. D" j: s发现自己又多了几条皱纹，又重了几斤，或是鼻子上冒出了一个大包。
* I9 I* O2 w* nfind some new wrinkles, put on a little weight, or get a huge pimple on your nose.
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) @3 k) o6 w5 M, @- ?; Q+ R你可能忘记了约会对象的名字，或是有张可笑的照片被登出来。
- @( u. Q% [: q2 w6 M! ?You could forget your date’s name or have an embarrassing photograph published.


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1 k' g3 E7 Y3 u8 z: v你或许被人抛弃、离了婚，或是被开除，当众出丑，被刻薄的绰号弄得心乱如麻，
You might get dumped, divorced, or fired, make a fool of yourself in public, be afflicted with a demeaning nickname,
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或许只因为你得整天顶着一个其丑无比的发型。
$ _' X6 p6 G, F: E( a) k: vor just have a plain old bad-hair day.
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: c- N; p4 H8 _; c  O5 _0 D+ t, Q也许工作让你痛苦得如坐针毡。
Maybe work is a pain in the butt.

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你在强大的压力下顶替他人的位置，
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你的老板对你百般挑剔，
your boss is picking on you,
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办公室里的每一个人都让你发疯。
and everyone in the office is driving you crazy.
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你可能会头疼欲裂，
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或重心不稳跌个正着，口臭、牙痛、不停放屁、口干舌燥，
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或是指甲长到肉里头了。
or a nasty ingrown toenail.
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不管什么原因，你确定上面有人不喜欢你。
# A# T" b- W: |Whatever the reason, you’re convinced that someone up there doesn’t like you.
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, T' y$ }' W  U4 h- O/ g+ y唉，该怎么办，到底该怎么办呢？
! r, }; b/ p2 K( @! r5 t, FOh what to do, what to dooo?

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) M# {, I4 ~  _: e' [嗯，你可能跟大部分人一样，
Well, if you’re like most people,
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7 j9 k* o% y; S随便找个东西躲起来,以为事情会自行解决。
you’ll hide behind a flimsy belief that everything will sort itself out.
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$ d  i' {. _; m" E6 J$ E2 f: F! ~结果你得花掉下半辈子的时间回头看，
& M/ c; c- g2 v: I5 {; l& V$ q) _Then you’ll spend the rest of your life looking over your shoulder,


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: v( R& K9 Y$ j, R% ~/ _7 h' ?等着一次有一次重蹈覆辙。
; k3 d' E$ |; g/ Fwaiting for everything to go wrong all over again.


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最后你会变成一个易怒的、愤世嫉俗的，或者是 一个可怜兮兮的、哭哭啼啼的受害者。
All the while becoming crusty and cynical or a pathetic, sniveling victim.


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最终你绝望地躺在地上，祈求地球将你吞没，或是沉迷在比利.乔的蓝调音乐中不能自拔。
Until you get so depressed that you lie down and beg the earth to swallow you up or, even worse, become addicted to Billy Joel songs.
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这的确很蠢，
This is crazy,

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# B. q" ]+ z& `. f& y. _- M( u因为你只能年轻一次，而且绝对不可能老两次。
# [5 c8 f  C& r6 v& ]because you’re only young once and you’re never old twice.