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Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
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1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.5 p8 ]1 \% U" ?
1，男人不是你肚子里的蛔虫7 z: ~( C% w2 z1 c e
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1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it
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We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about
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leaving it down.
( [1 ?! A6 K( J, v4 R* \( k1，学会使用马桶盖，你是个大姑娘了，马桶盖要是翻起来了，你就放下去。我们需要盖子翻起来，你们需要放下去，你们什么时候听骨哦我们抱怨你们把马桶盖放下去？& C5 m6 v3 c: f' G5 X7 K
6 V' L8 P* {" Y. N, |/ ?/ N3 `1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
8 _, \( q/ z/ S$ r" K9 J3 ALet it be.
$ s5 C) L( S8 A7 P! Q8 v1，周日的体育，无论它像满月还是潮汐，随他去
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# P5 e, b' z) v+ x) b2 W* t: Y1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it
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3 O: I+ {! G2 {1 w x4 a1，购物不是体育。不，也别指望我们能那么想！
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1. Crying is blackmail.
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1. Ask for what you want.; q* D6 R* y( |- ~- D8 D1 H ]
Let us be clear on this one:Subtle hints do not work!
/ K, E. k# w7 F9 DStrong hints do not work!
: q: w) |0 C' o' b7 r2 _- \2 jObvious hints do not work!
/ S& B: c9 {! B! q3 MJust say it!* b6 g/ y$ n8 \% n$ k) Y1 k- X
1，你想要什么就说- N, C! D5 o; E+ a8 T& Q8 p5 K
我们再说得清楚点，小暗示不管用，强烈按时不管用，明显的暗示也不管用！想干吗你明说！
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8 ?" y( m# r/ T1 o* i7 w& b" I1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every $ O, [8 t) d" `8 L" ]; r# }, A% _
question.
5 i6 N# D( Z: h( e9 \0 R" Y, E, w1, yes 和no 是回答问题的绝好答案。 （意思是，丈夫仅仅说是，不是，妻子不满意）! ?* r1 Z# ]: O& \7 ]1 K
: d* G$ K* G, E! o+ V% F4 Y1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's, u/ g( q% h, S
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Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.' }4 ^: L$ b5 x2 f3 W9 [% ]/ b$ B# M
1，如果你有麻烦，可以来找我们帮助解决，可是不要仅仅为了获取同情，那是你们女朋友的责任。
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1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.; q6 _$ |4 c j4 G& b" U3 S: G
1，你要是头疼了17个月，那你应该看医生去7 q% O6 E8 R. F/ I/ U. L
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1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
8 v2 n5 o0 R5 D7 SIn fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.: y/ o' ]5 d1 y$ v
我们6个月前说的话在争吵中不许再提及，事实上，我们说的话7天后就作废了
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1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us% Q% J' N$ _6 N. r
to act like soap opera guys.
/ M' F- _! c0 {/ i/ I2 g1，如果你不能穿的像个维多利亚的秘密（性感品牌）的女孩子们，那么也别指望我们行为象肥皂剧里面的男明星们
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1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.2 l5 B4 Y: f/ j8 g: s, T% ?
1，你要是觉得你胖，那你八成就胖，别问我们
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9 F! x3 H, i2 N1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways
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; ]- t) ?2 B5 k" h A1 如果我们说的话可以被理解成两种意思，而其中一种意思令你们伤心或者愤怒，那么我们本来是另一种意思。
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% T1 U6 o) ]7 S$ p8 p& c) q（谁有工夫继续一下，谢谢）7 i0 t: E1 \: {6 c: b
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it
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3 ] g4 P1 y; }2 P* UIf you already know best how to do it, ! just do it yourself.
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1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
! \. \1 v2 A @! V, L% lcommercials.
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1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.+ @6 Y0 Q/ J+ p% H5 d- F
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1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
: D& k4 S( l* i' t, TPeach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
1 n- ^5 t8 g4 PWe have no idea what mauve is.
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1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.
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4 v2 a; T1 y% n! q* {4 Y* f/ _1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like
4 Y4 O* E& v+ B/ ~4 W1 R. Znothing's wrong., w* L# J% S* p$ c& k+ L# |
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.& Y# S+ G; @7 T/ h5 s& a5 `
% N2 c( H& |% {. b# b8 J: [1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer0 D5 U) x% W+ \/ k, D! H) x" }
you don't want to hear.
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0 v& o5 v; M2 w) |1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is
7 g% C9 R1 R, X, {7 Efine...Really.
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1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
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% a# n# M- d5 P1. You have enough clothes.
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6 g# t, H; t" M/ |/ s, R' m, A' A3 H* [1. You have too many shoes.* G( C# ~3 |+ F$ W) C
( v9 a! X- h. }& C5 j* U$ y1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!: C+ h& q2 Q7 t. }* ~
5 Y5 l$ @3 {( ?! O: c1. Thank you for reading this.' [9 Y) \1 k6 Q. t! j
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Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;/ R( T, w1 ` y7 g* o- a
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.3 j7 M' G; v, p2 k* Y/ p
0 g3 B5 p. z$ v) N0 rPass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.! w/ O9 v; Q$ y Y- |) d* {4 A" ?
Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh |
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