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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew; \: m. `0 J1 |4 ]1 k
his wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he
/ H' ?; I1 a( s2 E- y" t. ydecided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he
+ y: B6 b3 f' W) C9 `, W. M. _8 wbrowsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked, A$ y( B* o# U$ n- l
if he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,
+ [: m/ s. E9 `& AI don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,
% n9 h/ w1 ^' Y- I% s$ Qexcept... ahhh... never mind."
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"Except what?" the man asked.
_) B3 U0 m" B$ o "Nothing, nothing."" ?8 V0 L( v- J- x6 A4 q" C
"C'mon, tell me!"2 q6 Q1 T! q9 F; \- z1 n" W) w/ ]2 L$ W
"Well, there is VooDoo Dick."
/ J) u& }3 g; @ O9 e "What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.1 e& f0 ~* }/ E6 R# `
"It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."# {* ^. F' v' l. i( z# d" I
So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box,
4 y$ l7 o8 |3 u2 B/ w9 ` e& Gcarved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very
. u6 C* H$ k/ P* Pordinary-looking black dildo.( h! J5 Q- Q" \+ `) z9 ?7 j9 s
The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?"2 Q+ U6 Z) T: x) e
9 c" y, F- C) b9 `. p The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old# L w6 j- K# G8 {+ f& E; N1 F& X
man pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."
) q& y# p* b1 k* T" D. ?+ `+ p. p VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started" ~4 |7 ? \* ^
screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack " {* ^; O. {/ L4 F- o
developed down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,
3 A D) {9 m8 A& m9 N8 o8 e"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to
8 A6 B% |% ~$ @ J/ n, Qthe box and lay there, quiet once again.
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. g' F& S" p; V7 l* W# [7 R3 _( V) | "I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it
7 d5 z, ^3 I7 zwasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took9 |1 m2 w# D- F
it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all 5 M& ?. m @3 M$ @4 u
she had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip
0 _* O9 N% B/ P, wsatisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.+ u* A' I f1 y" _1 j) A: M
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After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She. `0 {" l1 d- L) `6 \! u; V7 j( V1 n# F0 O
thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she! }* s0 g8 ~3 o7 H# [: Q
remembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,5 n4 `6 Q5 v% A
"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was- `2 [$ V3 C9 p- L$ e
great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she
7 q# d$ Y* }3 q" ^- K: ]decided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her
2 b& U7 n, n* i5 z5 nhusband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!" i, C4 U7 K: `1 a- }
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She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried! @0 a# c$ C# u5 f3 ^3 O. x& n
to get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick
; e6 B! `- a: i9 w/ r! `2 Gjust wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.
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+ o y$ e1 O7 U0 K Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive
" n( v, N6 O6 j: Kto the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming
% U+ R- v8 y8 k8 ntraffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next
. e' ^* v- }2 V7 }1 Qthing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights; T* m: A/ U' r) f7 v) @+ Z
flashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how7 ^1 s8 r% W3 {6 |3 Q6 C
much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she2 E! U+ p6 S6 G2 W. Q4 E
hadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.1 g8 E ]; [9 p9 u0 \
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The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right
. O4 }- d4 L7 R0 ?lady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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