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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew9 N9 F0 a) t) n& Q" i0 b# L
his wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he, W% E' k" Y/ \* h
decided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he
* y; K1 F/ o/ E9 J9 Ibrowsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked1 K2 a' T: @# h' m, \
if he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,& A! g* N* G7 Z5 G! v8 t- m3 R
I don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,
2 _) ` N) X2 p) b+ f( nexcept... ahhh... never mind."
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"Except what?" the man asked.9 J Y% n2 [) m; Y3 p) I1 n8 O
"Nothing, nothing."
Z' S* w6 D+ P: B2 N "C'mon, tell me!"8 s8 C8 X {9 U+ ~$ d
"Well, there is VooDoo Dick."- Z& X8 z2 U b9 h
"What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.0 L$ W# E$ j# f9 q8 g
"It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."
! Q, `1 Y4 Q2 C' q So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box,
_8 T) ^6 P; ~; {1 ecarved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very: g; m9 { \. @, [- r0 o* E9 @ @
ordinary-looking black dildo.. ?) B# V! d& A h
The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?". o: o1 @7 q; c+ m9 H% `0 B1 |
$ `; s# l | w" e* K6 j1 N6 \ The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old
6 Y2 P+ K% }2 n& Aman pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."3 i4 q! ^. t$ m# H# T1 a, @
VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started1 O) e5 a+ h' j/ L$ O/ m
screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack 8 V! d# v/ J+ Z x
developed down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,' w1 H4 z* q4 ]$ x, l$ V# ?& h" w
"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to
* \1 C/ \0 T) l7 Qthe box and lay there, quiet once again.3 F# `; N6 {5 O" K" x) T
: r0 s4 ~" D4 k0 x+ J/ l: E "I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it
' {2 [& T+ U' Z1 l" h3 k1 Lwasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took0 ~7 e. g* y$ |6 r; A
it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all , Z- a0 E$ i' v0 F9 }
she had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip
. n( c9 T4 ~9 A& p8 R4 c" f0 ]satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.
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/ u, G5 x. T' G5 f$ |/ u5 Z After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She( H! k3 t4 l0 m7 B6 \: N
thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she
$ v9 n, B4 w7 Q$ R H+ y: s% tremembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,
" t" U8 P, K+ @1 K* @/ U5 t! M"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was& e- A' d( }0 V( A/ I$ a
great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she
. Y) C$ M2 h0 B5 D1 x0 |decided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her
. U7 ~1 c1 \* k- d) w% Y, p* Bhusband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!) p8 g& T% E$ F
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She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried
6 S6 ?/ k0 u& Nto get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick2 @# Q1 r- g! Z9 l
just wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.- q7 t8 D j$ M0 R ~$ U
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Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive4 D$ C: g8 E2 o4 t5 p
to the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming
4 X+ U& n# m/ a2 \+ s$ G8 otraffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next
- f3 O. g8 K0 \7 L- W2 Fthing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights7 m) L& K, v2 J2 R, b" M% \
flashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how
! s4 f0 e2 k$ A- a8 Ymuch she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she
+ C6 D1 `, r" ~# [, \/ Shadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.
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The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right) v: j0 G) ?9 E& f; ~/ Z
lady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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