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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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- q s& m0 ]& W+ F' b( FA VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. % D$ E% {* A' l( i$ K
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. 0 U& Z8 b' O" o3 L2 R* J" \1 |* f
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. - t5 ]9 j) c! t
5 P' x' M$ n7 h/ l4 fThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
! z1 |% g7 O( N9 ^$ B* TLike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
! A* b# n" h# k9 ]# \/ z, FA & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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0 {" } R/ J. h9 q! C% N"But it's not for me to question his story. * K' Q6 [& _7 _+ |
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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0 y2 g! K( H& e2 Z5 f- t" ZShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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$ Z- }- p: V1 s& G( W; r2 d m/ SMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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8 q$ k( ]8 P2 `2 v8 M"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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$ o/ Z2 E" r2 C"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result." / x: L. [/ u; B, Y
; u% s; A6 l& ]7 F, wHealth staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. 1 ^% {8 K5 T; l5 j& {) l' |
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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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