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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
, t0 r% ^% }2 Z. w/ f! f lThe clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. $ [) f7 A4 `' A0 X
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. , ^9 V- a+ N8 a. v
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. & U6 N. o# I: m! o4 m. t
9 q- N+ X: z2 A6 Z' p DThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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4 C; l1 R3 {! S, z! cOthers include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
' V3 y0 P$ k3 j4 b/ l0 z- {& vLike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
" o% j( Y6 l ^% G1 [9 l: r8 ^A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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"But it's not for me to question his story.
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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) w. v0 A; `6 g, `# YShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again. 7 Z5 I; ~) L: V) ]
: d% w) u, c% TMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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# Q/ j; m. B6 G! W' H/ i1 D+ ]"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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4 w; T/ m d5 m3 r0 W& n2 vHealth staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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: a$ U6 H* `. l. EA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. ) X/ b. F8 V+ F6 ^/ ?6 d
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