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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。2 ?- O# H! ]" n" g
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. / M* o4 g1 `4 E
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. 5 c* s4 x- k, s" g
; }# B. C6 q8 n/ [# X# D1 k. B5 ?6 b3 NHe happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. : L1 s4 a X/ A+ Z
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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7 S! k" b" N, d$ |8 V! cThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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( O) H6 A6 B! }7 nOthers include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
, O; p! }" \3 C$ H1 T3 Y6 oLike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. 5 c* e @8 F, m) s. V' }
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. i% ^0 E: m ^3 D: ~
9 e1 D, _$ M1 h: w# S"But it's not for me to question his story. 0 n; }* s* g! E: N4 K* k3 v
% J0 Q2 l& [' D$ h"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." & s2 L" A/ |, c
- k* B4 q; [$ lShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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3 p; F9 O! d3 H; \Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. % L, O! U& u2 A+ K, x/ i
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"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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+ T) I% l ]& X9 e% `5 `% ]# L"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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2 C* T4 Y/ L, t3 E' S- XHealth staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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* [2 ~$ N; ?6 A# E) ^+ L2 L/ |A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. 0 t: I( _! ?6 z6 F3 E' d8 U
0 o' E9 T, e) x, L. y: O"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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