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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。1 ?1 x; |' ^7 z; t
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece$ y6 l2 \" v4 d# @# Y# L. Q
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. - r# l/ F% i' ]" z
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. 4 l: ?$ L$ Q: R/ S# r) K
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. 7 _+ y+ Y: ?7 X+ o- M+ R- J5 z
0 ?- I& R2 P$ QThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. 1 u/ L( d2 V/ Z
2 g w1 V9 |: Y( E$ `The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. ! k& c r+ N6 h4 A L' O
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
: m h }4 ?' o- a5 {Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. & V0 Y0 ?" ^3 u' ~/ N$ R, r! {# v
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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"But it's not for me to question his story. 4 B' ^0 n) g# G3 P
; n: h3 c S! d. K2 L5 G"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." ; W) U7 M, k; O
# Q% f" ~, f. w4 P/ F) X. p4 BShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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, v5 C5 C* m/ b! B$ xMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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% \' Z; v+ n. l"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result." . N4 s* x; K, V( w |' G' o6 g
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. 5 m# P! I/ X, s0 \8 \* c- u9 J
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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