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Spring is officially coming today!
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; Y; u; H7 B1 h1 W, V: i% B) Y1 {The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!4 t7 r' Y: s/ A# ?
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."8 f% ^/ Q( R2 x0 R. {# I. [7 ~
; k$ U# U+ _ ZSo the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."" w: ~- n. u2 G9 {4 T3 }
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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& J. t% _3 ]8 [9 k, a1 rThe bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.3 |) {9 i+ h; W7 l' `5 ^7 p) v
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.- i9 G6 I0 y- T+ W. v8 ?+ o
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died.". g( s1 [( {. t! }* \6 Z
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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