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Spring is officially coming today!
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3 L( O+ E6 {% H" gThe following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!' V9 x/ i% |9 U1 a
, v* ~% N7 D( u6 d' ]! K nAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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* `' W) Y# Q" I, v8 i5 c& D2 v. ?1 mSo the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.0 H6 I# p3 K; c
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.$ b4 T1 @7 _. G
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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0 h3 ?4 Q& Q% X8 c& O: n5 MThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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发表于 2006-3-17 10:06
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