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Spring is officially coming today!
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& F) q! P/ Q( v; R' @, [! [& k/ U8 iThe following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!! y. I" E# [4 \/ @
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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# A: p& E6 ^0 VSo the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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) L, S. I8 O# U9 e% }, N3 aThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.; Y; e6 A' H: b! f) T; j1 U
( I% |. J; S2 S+ `The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.0 Q1 h! o/ L" Q8 d" R
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more./ j6 _) m- s2 I5 Q3 l# c7 t; h& a
6 Q4 c3 s- S2 h4 WThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."+ X! v& \* ], ?4 R4 \1 d
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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