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Spring is officially coming today!
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please." g+ U2 g x* L- Q. F
3 D* e: Y# Q. a+ i) u# d9 DSo the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
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) z3 X( b4 v9 ~The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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8 O# y; T" p( P2 p j$ y( G+ [The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
+ B2 J( x# m9 k( d, X! lEvery week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.: w. w) M0 S; U* p3 }* l' `8 R8 g
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died.", Y5 }* ]8 x; H3 C; {8 l
( |! `+ P; d B, I( vThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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