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Spring is officially coming today!7 D) d3 S3 k/ G
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!! a2 s) w- }# r6 I+ ]( C0 u
* U- V- O' C6 Y: cAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.: R3 a! p; v$ z# I& w( h- L+ |& U
" h4 [) T9 i% Q+ f3 \# F5 GThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
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! f5 k- _; ?& J9 J0 oThe man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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4 W7 \3 ]. z( v9 d4 H9 O! GThe bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.* @. a, l1 @6 J( e4 j* ^
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."7 i! L4 G/ h' ^- q3 Y6 {+ E( u. u
, u: [$ n) Z5 O& r5 F5 yThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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