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6 O8 z# \1 E- {. g# MThe following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!$ k6 e! r0 o& b6 y: W4 C; X% e
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please." K5 ?3 c! [3 B1 W
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.) B l. @+ f6 C! R& z8 E- ?& U
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."% F- E8 J+ @) c6 h
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
. F3 [' `* _9 mEvery week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more./ L, @6 y1 x* D% ~& `% ?! o/ A6 j
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."3 V* U5 A& h; D/ m- ]& y# Q
& l1 ^! K8 T' H- uThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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