Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
6 i4 A4 w' b& x; e>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
>> position.
>>
>>             IRISH WOMEN:
; ^" X3 m2 o0 x>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
: K7 G  r" P* Q4 m- i. [/ I! H! y>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
; f1 q4 E! Y, P) D* X# ?. \>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>
# d2 U, s8 i4 {  W9 [5 _$ i( ^* W>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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$ b1 o/ ^# @4 Z* e>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>> & meatballs.
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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+ k+ n# N8 |, h0 E" `% K: C>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
* w5 @. R( J  }>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
$ l6 Z9 a( p% F2 j& r/ s  X, {7 ^$ ^>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
* ~) {( A$ Q# }$ A>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
5 P8 w  @' y0 N, S% X>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
: x7 Y+ H2 J8 L. P/ i/ [you've
' ]  V, p- s/ \>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
>>
>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
+ @: k# U5 k1 X4 ~- U! h>>             First date: Meet her parents.
) `- I2 `% x6 h. R- C' S>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
$ F" j( R. ~. X% U>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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/ W( P( P, Y! g+ q; w>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>> expensive dinner.
$ i( y# ?. Y) P, K2 w>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
8 f+ Q: t& m+ S3 s' q* J>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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# Y; }! X2 w) E! A3 L>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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9 U) T3 u0 x) H# f' S+ ^>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
9 M8 {6 }! Z* h1 x$ r>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
>>
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
6 M8 A- v6 [6 d, S>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
* y" b0 _& d5 }- ^% Z; _0 y3 i>>             No third date.