Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
! h# w& V  E3 R* g. Q2 M/ t>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>
>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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% L# d0 S3 \# \% m, @5 _! L  k! @>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>> & meatballs.
) U, K. Q& h4 M>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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/ x. L: V  @2 [. E( G+ h>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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0 D( b2 t0 g" Q& `0 a>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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" U, S. S! n3 _6 c( {% o>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
( {- A5 C6 F% D3 b1 _7 w3 W' ]* V>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>> again.
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4 F8 h3 ~2 ~2 m  s8 P& z" C>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
+ ]. e/ r5 r  F8 k% y5 y>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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& I/ i2 h. d1 h>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
2 F5 x- O0 c& g: [9 |>>             First date: Meet her parents.
' e# \% w% M. J>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
3 p: c& Q3 b3 ~, u8 ?>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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7 W0 u: e: p0 ~3 D# W/ r>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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/ H! ]7 x& e4 {2 Q$ E>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
+ w( N' U; f" v( E# m- `>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
: F7 ?6 @8 g- V, o! n- V/ Z# y$ ^>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
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>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
( P& _  l0 Q# |: f>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
>>
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/ W1 ^# F: W/ J! ~>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
7 _$ U* P+ \# f% [, j>>             No third date.