Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
5 s/ Y) B% l6 ^! U/ _9 |. D>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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, ^8 h) [- I$ p, R: B>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
>> position.
>>
>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
9 h; `2 N. f8 R+ q. D% u. @>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
0 z6 {% ^0 d1 i2 b6 a8 P>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>
3 w* ^  A$ `3 e& P0 |>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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' {+ M+ t, n2 p2 R* ?>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
>> & meatballs.
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
6 d& j( B/ Y1 V* I0 v3 \) [3 C; e>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
>> thought of having sex.
- c7 x7 s7 R; }$ N" y>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
>>
>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
% X. [8 t8 y. c0 d+ j>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
& C: a5 A- V5 J' Y) B4 ?>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
- w3 m% s; L4 x# P! hhead
>> again.
>>
1 ?' j6 {0 Z$ J5 ~. }/ M% Q>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
( y1 |7 Z& D5 i5 B>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
' G4 U, D' }- q" O>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
>>
. Z! l0 M# k+ c1 n. O, c- S& G& A>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
+ S! ?# T( ]' \9 O>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
7 n" }8 B1 J, f3 @) x3 G2 q6 P6 N>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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% N. ~* z' d9 D9 [>>             BLACK WOMEN:
4 Z* g5 b& O: `" @+ g! f>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
7 j6 k" p( T1 S$ t5 {8 q; S>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>> expensive dinner.
9 t' {' Y; d9 M  I6 Z5 H9 N>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
4 W% [) @) D1 P# _>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
>>
2 s6 N0 Y. i, b, S3 \9 P4 k+ r>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
7 U$ E. t; f/ y! X>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
+ O4 @8 _. }& _; d>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
; O4 F# Y& @1 x1 h0 D; P>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
. I% @3 R( O* Z9 zsister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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) ?+ {. H/ I6 p5 b' n  l1 E>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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  t6 i. {# H  @! k1 C5 H' n* P, k9 i>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
>>
>>
2 K6 e0 t  a+ t" v7 e3 d, \  A: E! ]>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
+ r: z# v, u6 N" u>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
. P4 L- ^" s/ [+ o. F# C. C>>             No third date.