Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
1 D0 K) I+ h) X>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
6 y! F$ E5 Y% {( O>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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>>
+ n% j  b; R9 C$ E  V>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
0 J1 O  J5 {% A+ g3 S: E>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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1 R7 i5 Q9 n% ]' q>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
! r" b6 g3 F& T! Y6 A; m' |>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
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>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
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5 p& J! w" d& o  c! ]  `& U8 l>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
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>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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' r$ G% A" n, o& N>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>> again.
>>
9 D: n( q6 W- \5 u- j7 \>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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9 b& P3 q+ |& K9 F8 c6 A>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
6 q# I* f/ k0 c. Y4 Z$ v+ |>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
# @) u9 ]0 D# o>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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. s4 j, P5 x8 X) x>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
" U  k0 U3 t1 g4 b: {! K9 l% h>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
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2 d: m9 q5 h9 E2 H# B>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
: e" ?3 N0 a9 V3 ^/ y9 o>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
' |0 k6 G7 D9 F% v# _: }3 F>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
& K8 U# T5 X4 R; N" o- k>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>
9 e* W  |; _" |! S$ t% z* g. d>>             ARAB WOMEN:
3 B, F, F0 o0 Y: n2 y>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.