Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
+ N7 H8 i  _  d8 h8 w8 a>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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>> position.
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* z# F' W& a. N  ?* H>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
) f  E! s, w1 y' ^/ P9 I( P>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
. s, x% |) y1 |; P8 H( B4 }>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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3 A, F6 J# u: \, v% u% n>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
, O" j' b* \: q, `: r8 i>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
2 O5 T1 T3 S5 d* A; [/ {& ]>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>> & meatballs.
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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2 e$ Z6 O3 {' m8 J2 K" B7 Q/ H# o* ]>> a 3-carat ring.
8 ?$ a2 H: X0 Z9 |+ X3 [; i>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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: x$ ^4 y: P. c4 L' A>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
+ q. O$ N5 E' a8 j9 Y>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
) l  I+ c/ q, @* k9 R( G3 q4 u>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
/ ?' L' [+ z$ O  d' t>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
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  H" g9 p  I1 O! c) v3 e; E>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
/ p, _/ r% ?0 }6 N>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
! u9 F$ ]% y$ w>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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4 H9 B% ]2 T$ F* t. b" g# C+ _& X>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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" P6 x2 d. y8 ^# _2 R. D! Y>> expensive dinner.
( z. |1 @4 B6 S; `! l" @>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
. i' g- E' v; Y2 v+ e8 l>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
3 M9 _) Y6 v5 `" S# G6 H  ^>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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9 }: T4 b0 I: e1 j>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
, M2 n6 W8 r  z2 N' h8 V( q>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
2 Z/ N% }+ R8 r4 L8 o# F+ e8 f>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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2 E) y$ ?( M' P+ Q5 l>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
>>
>>
>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
5 Z% H( x  F0 H5 r>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
5 R7 A: U/ E# G' H>>             No third date.