Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
* ^4 s  m0 X* H2 @0 e>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
8 e, Z1 T" ^0 p, X' \>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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* r* @6 L% i- s( G* L3 ]>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
>> position.
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1 h; q" ~9 D. P/ b8 y>>             IRISH WOMEN:
% f  V! h4 @' c/ B* }+ _  }>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
' z$ h" ?3 L8 d& X>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
# A) ~! e  [. k% b>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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& B( F1 R. ?8 m- Y" I! F2 V: R( T# [>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
8 S7 w2 i; G: X) L4 L/ R>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
5 e1 d/ ~6 M3 P& C/ w+ H>> restaurant.
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
>> & meatballs.
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
. \8 C, s2 x. z& K1 ~. iinsists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
6 F8 D8 t5 g- d4 G! O+ M  [>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
1 o9 t/ G. N) [>> thought of having sex.
>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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$ U- {# g/ P8 I1 I8 M>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
$ g4 n9 z' \8 B. a0 H5 G>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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: t" [6 d3 S$ V7 {8 R( R>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
  x6 n. S" ?# Y3 ^>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
; ^6 a+ Q8 m! y. R, `( [9 U>> nothing happens.
. A/ X' d3 l. @) ~; w>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
% o) q) t6 u6 J>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
! e  s; j4 _9 `" Q6 g& Hyou've
9 @4 [' f$ U" G  P>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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% C; t! G7 l3 q# I>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
) I6 o4 C0 X. ?$ t>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
# v5 m, b/ E$ P' a>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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2 y( [5 h: Y, M$ x>>             BLACK WOMEN:
0 B) I7 |  g8 b0 e. q>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
. v) R+ b: x( G1 p6 T>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
>> expensive dinner.
9 N9 s# ]3 i5 E, M>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
, _( S) k- w& h/ a0 l3 N>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
! Z' s" ~2 V1 H% S>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
4 c7 y5 u  @. c% Tfather,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
8 K3 G  [! @& Z( A0 f* o>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
, q$ o* @7 M9 ~" Msister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
) D9 A% p0 s; l1 V6 R4 l5 P>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
: I9 X& ?' o0 O; K  o4 U>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
" \/ [/ f6 h5 A6 y+ J% I. i>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
) O" m! s5 J+ S# @3 H* q( t7 {>>             No third date.