Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
1 z( V: z. C$ L" ^2 [+ R& s>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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>> position.
>>
>>             IRISH WOMEN:
5 K# D3 F' ]4 w# w- P4 L3 @) D% d>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
; L/ g6 g0 V$ U: T( D; R+ b>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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" R  h8 q6 F" a8 E" v/ Q>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
: c, G! a) j1 ^2 [. w! S. B: ~>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
>> & meatballs.
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
3 q3 o6 z% z; q>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
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>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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! z4 |/ P( @+ y; Q! {& h>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
>> again.
>>
>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
6 h8 K3 T# D) m  s  f>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
) _  d1 Y# v2 Q>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
9 x" T9 }1 y, N$ O4 U& i3 N  Ayou've
2 d/ x5 ^0 W  ]% V( {! L>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
>>
>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
: \# b# J; O1 x, _3 S>>             First date: Meet her parents.
' r+ R" k9 V/ w0 w>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
>>
>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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2 I8 @5 t  U) O" Q>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
8 w$ _" b2 N) V- V* y>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
; n/ W1 ^! u8 Y; I3 i9 K>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
) A5 ~; K: Y, I/ h>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
8 Z* i2 f# X( D3 z) Bsister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
7 E7 Y' v+ S1 M>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>
( k) r8 w- W, s9 \>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
; ?+ W: ]9 ]% H' u/ j>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.