Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
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# p1 f$ L% h( Q# T1 R' r/ ]8 B- T>>             IRISH WOMEN:
: E* o: ]8 Y. \; ]3 N>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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/ r: ?$ L$ ?' ?% M- x7 f4 M1 X" N>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
& N" K+ ?7 M. U- ~& R7 R>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
/ b+ {- [, V' X* }4 p>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
; O1 z+ \% ]# X+ v5 u7 F+ @; [>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
2 }% P! o: C% @>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
>> again.
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
, k; T& R. x/ r; U4 R>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
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>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
, [: K$ I9 v: A$ x>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
4 q/ x/ c  v9 P. r>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
; g! G- U* r- B% n>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
& q- V9 W0 s# d$ u# p>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
4 B, ^3 O" ^) E' G" X7 U1 N>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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' A( n' b. D4 B0 M! T>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
# ?4 D; }0 X0 R0 A- A0 K7 ?>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
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% N3 z( B; [& {' u5 m>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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$ ?  z% r: L" I6 H# F; r>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
+ p. t# F! Y1 O  K>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
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>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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! b) X( C& l) O" {7 W- y>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
6 A' G. s/ m" O7 N+ C>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
; |- V- Y5 O( t% c0 J+ @3 Z>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.