1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 8 M3 k6 R/ M! o3 f. P5 B& d$ ]6 Z I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. y) n2 x& v$ y- o' E2.Is chicken soup good for your health?7 s$ L& g! x. t0 A+ |. ]; D4 S
Not is you’re a chicken. & |3 W3 ~5 }( `( \* b3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?8 ?6 J* A5 w6 {
The outside. 4 E4 X9 j; D2 T* e& G {5 S4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?2 u" \/ q% |1 Q8 d" f- ~4 v
Fry-day!" p* X8 v9 g O2 e
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?5 u/ N- @& } q- x5 ?5 N
No idea. & g8 ^' X, ^+ k! |: M- Z. G6.Why you go to bed?& P5 o* j/ u }( v! x/ {9 j6 {$ J
Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 " _% G \- ~7 S) ?1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 3 h; k$ M% l1 m2 j+ X I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. " r) Z$ j! C( W& _2 N2.Is chicken soup good for your health?) k. @: a" J1 ?: y/ J! m5 U
Not if you’re a chicken. ' s. y6 c$ @; ^. O7 N2 d3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 ! {) l' Q$ d4 b8 z1 \! k1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? / Z( H/ J* k' i4 a
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. 8 t1 x; V! r9 Y4 n2.Is chicken soup good for your health?/ ^6 u5 l$ r, g2 }) z
Not is you’re a chicken. 7 V; L1 ?, T( f( G6 j2 E9 v3 h3.Which side of the chi ...
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