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1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup?
2 C5 e* h1 G) q- r( ]' W- r I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.
* U4 o; k8 h. G, f; g2 E2.Is chicken soup good for your health?
8 |: h( r6 x4 O. p: p Not is you’re a chicken.
. U' S) [! s' ^( a! p, y5 a: Z/ H3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?
! w: G) @; u6 y, `8 A4 F) t- D The outside.2 z: K$ ^6 d& t2 x
4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?
" I9 X, S: A* ^5 t% S3 ? Fry-day!6 Y0 V) W( g& A3 J7 _- g5 @ b: q
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?
& z4 A; [$ k0 H0 { No idea.
+ m2 U9 Y6 u4 b- b& u6.Why you go to bed?* F9 r' ^5 x, Q
Because the bed won’t come to you. |
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