1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 6 ^# |9 w2 Q: I( K/ j I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. ) R0 R- ]* y W9 |; O2.Is chicken soup good for your health? : p$ u% J' G/ o. p- e! u* `, j2 R Not is you’re a chicken.- _ R7 h8 Z# o5 a$ S
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? : @; \+ {: b) O/ I The outside./ n, v: g8 }; D% j( ]
4.Which day of the week do chicken hate? 4 o/ Y" s2 ]/ A' p/ Y Fry-day! 5 p9 I/ M/ ^9 V5.What do you call a deer with no eyes? 0 F$ A7 V7 P7 Y2 p. F& p No idea. I$ N; y) @0 _; @) }( e1 C6.Why you go to bed?: o5 c6 Z' o* ^
Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 3 K9 n0 ~8 b- F+ S" v3 ?1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? / k$ n2 G7 c7 |9 d
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.7 v/ A2 M2 E: i$ m8 h* b- l
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? 6 ?8 O( g( G8 I. p/ w, r. \3 \ Not if you’re a chicken. ) u; r. L* O* w3 W: G% y5 ]3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表( {+ W B% E# V/ ?7 z' {# X
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 2 Y. S. ]/ R( G0 n
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.( u2 h. Y) S5 [' U4 \
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? , v" ~& c- @# g& ^4 W: B Not is you’re a chicken. 9 A) q; j# c+ A3 d3.Which side of the chi ...