1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? ' k+ j5 A5 ~1 g( X; t I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.1 _6 P, H3 x/ H V8 P8 I
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? V- R$ L! l+ y7 v% [$ l! j Not is you’re a chicken.% q9 O& u* ~( J( l+ c/ T, L
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?8 H% I: j+ j+ ^
The outside.& ~; K- L5 H6 j2 d
4.Which day of the week do chicken hate? $ t8 Y" \( z- c+ a8 n" E [ B& ]. } Fry-day! e) ^- q( _& A% F. v5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?3 P5 t# K: K0 _' w/ @6 f
No idea. 5 m9 E2 o) }, a2 S6.Why you go to bed?! w3 G( j, Q' Q
Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 + C5 _+ z4 e: W1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? & g* {0 ~% k, P I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. ! O- j, n& e* a1 P2 c9 e% G# S2.Is chicken soup good for your health? " [: J3 ?! H; S) _ Not if you’re a chicken., @& n* v+ ]5 H4 j" S
3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 + H+ o1 y& b6 N1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 6 { W; Z+ j L$ V8 K2 s3 m I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. 2 }; x8 f2 ~$ w* E$ W+ f2.Is chicken soup good for your health? 8 d/ g/ [$ P! j* P4 U% T Not is you’re a chicken.6 N1 k% I6 t# I
3.Which side of the chi ...
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