jokes!!

R3DL1GHT

1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup?
      I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?
      Not is you’re a chicken.
$ B8 G5 y: X0 N# b3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?
% d2 i3 v. N$ [  g( k' Z7 h) H       The outside.
4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?
; G( f9 B( P7 @+ }( N: G: l         Fry-day!
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?
1 F5 E& u7 N/ d7 o9 z) j) w' v           No idea.
* t6 Y. [/ `' ]& S1 z/ S# y6.Why you go to bed?
; [7 j. I' i! _: ^% ^( a: u  h          Because the bed won’t come to you.

lalala

。。。。。。笑不出来。

紫色辣椒

原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表
, l5 m9 y8 f, n- [1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup?
) C  D+ _) j- Z) Q7 Z0 Q      I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?
0 W7 O9 S: M2 ^3 _4 P- Q& L, Z      Not if you’re a chicken.
3.Which side of the chi ...

Kuryuki

原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表
. ^: x+ K. a  C4 q0 Y" b1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup?
2 r# ]6 s% R  P% I, D* m' g      I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?
* a% O0 {) s9 u$ R      Not is you’re a chicken.
/ W, Z2 L- h- C2 l3.Which side of the chi ...

( d& O3 z& X4 Qlol

lovelykid

不是很好笑...

高桥

Which side