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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. ! _4 C9 b! L' H" w( R6 B3 I
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
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1 f5 |# @# R8 `( g+ dThe salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?! k; S5 m. w' ?2 ~5 `+ }* e- H D( E
* m+ {/ z# K. ~8 j/ HWe have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie , N2 e- T# W/ p* {$ }. r0 C
for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
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; u: n6 ^% |( Y' f- o: B" m# PThe amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the
/ p+ ^: u% q1 ~$ s, |8 wDivorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
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The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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