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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
A9 M1 V# c6 J6 k$ Y2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. % I' \4 D1 _+ j" {+ B1 F
3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. 2 C# O- G) e/ F; ~* ]( b* o6 X
4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] ( ]% p, ]& y! L! I* a5 {$ L8 S
5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. " r- S. s' i0 a' N
6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
' T H+ r. Z2 D# w7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
4 i% j8 _$ h* r( ]8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
' \1 z" r- y7 P9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
) `8 J& T* ~, `9 t' \# H( X10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. % u5 i6 i) v& O0 T
11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. 2 c! \6 E1 B! N2 O! F: p3 ^0 `
12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
" t7 [% e4 c+ B" j# ?13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? 5 n5 y9 N# c9 U6 w( y
14. Can I flirt with you?
4 o% f1 V! W3 y w15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
8 s8 `* x% r2 k7 }1 ?16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
9 p: l" I3 T* ]9 @$ y- G$ @17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
' t' {/ t. y0 b4 Y18. Did it hurt falling from heaven? H# j! L$ n3 {
19. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
' x1 P# y6 R( v6 |20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? , w3 W! P' c5 I% G2 w
21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? ; o% D: v' J( ?$ a" {/ L3 j
22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. 1 k* _1 o! ~& {! {1 b
23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
7 {' d- L, u# j24. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
: |7 p( b: t: c: d* Q; H1 _25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
* o% H& a; ]8 u4 T: e- [26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. 0 |* T7 N8 F( j( x$ a' x, p# T
27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
* ?8 `7 l; B9 _2 e, ~+ ?! k28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. $ U F& c* _4 Z; H/ J
29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? / M1 B/ q9 S8 P, g7 w
30. So... How am I doing'?
: W1 q) Z( S1 T$ ~5 G31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? 3 m. W+ ]' U- y. W8 @* n4 P
32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
+ J, v% }; H, [% e2 O* x# b+ d33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? ( u6 r$ ~& }0 n# K, [/ x
34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
5 w; d% ~) B r35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
2 f- y5 D7 k* O- I' Y9 h$ |36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
/ {/ _. s8 A: W+ d9 Q4 _37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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