Pickup lines

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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....

1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
' \9 |, `' e5 j: K4 t2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
* N. R% [" Y  j- ~# Y. D5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
  _5 Y2 i) y/ ~6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
, s2 l0 L8 j* u9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
3 m# [2 S7 y, Z' X6 B10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
14.        Can I flirt with you?
15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
7 r; J3 w$ n5 L- Z# `2 q. o4 c16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
9 m, \9 A6 b+ m7 q) n18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven?
19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes.
20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
( S! X( x: b+ B6 I  u# \24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you?
! E$ a7 m5 F$ G# ^" x: f% F+ f25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
8 ]2 j. a5 v. j  G; @26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
+ [, ?2 B  c% n0 ^% Y( M" u28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
30.        So... How am I doing'?
31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
+ \! r9 z) W+ P' i. e. \8 c34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
4 m6 f& l' f+ i6 i! S& r# v35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...