Pickup lines

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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....

1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
5 J$ O/ ]0 {. @  U; y+ c3 b5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
4 ]* a3 y- @3 Y  O' [# K, z( p8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
; }/ P& J  ~  x+ I6 T* p* Y10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
6 a5 F$ \; f; v+ q3 g  ?' k12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
- I' k- K: _  }6 i14.        Can I flirt with you?
15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
. y2 L- q" m0 ]; j) I' E17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
2 x+ Z/ S& j; ?9 {4 l18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven?
19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes.
20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
* v0 M+ p. a$ {- f8 m+ }9 m: j21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
% S* P5 ?4 g5 ~3 U+ p4 r& W5 e24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you?
5 x* y& \5 O& }; j& d25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
$ I- B2 F+ @% p$ \, g$ Z27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
: N' t  S$ V" m  L/ i0 F5 A* ?28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
2 ^5 n5 F4 [! U30.        So... How am I doing'?
) a/ N; t4 S& [2 |( t31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
1 R" c9 a2 @) y! M+ y4 V) ?32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
. y* l/ k& X6 ^5 x" D/ ?+ v8 B+ e35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
3 T" G7 Y5 g4 c" z- \36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...