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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months..../ ]$ `0 |9 z% \1 t* X3 |# L5 D
* ~2 E8 d' N4 \ \6 w/ P1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
; S: v2 @3 a1 _8 w* P* k4 x& }- }2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
8 Z! m* r( I: r! u' g" o3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. " a% z3 M3 @0 L$ [
4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] # ~# S' V# Z. e& p3 @7 a
5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. " u! a5 _" b* |0 E$ T3 O4 I
6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
+ y4 N5 f- S$ p Q2 w7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. 0 H. \" j ?6 s& t1 r
8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. f. B* l( F4 J
9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
, k u0 _( y( j3 V. Y10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. 4 i5 r5 M6 `0 x. ~, q* K+ V) S
11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
4 C* ~( T1 T" v" ~! W0 [12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" : D. |0 X! e4 _) G1 e+ f! A
13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
! ?8 t* t& i( ^, O14. Can I flirt with you? ' Y; z5 r3 M1 E! @/ @+ ^
15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. 7 c2 \7 q& f; I& }
16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if , Q o& p# K& y W% `% b
17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
0 ?9 n( a, c4 y+ l. X( d" J7 f1 \18. Did it hurt falling from heaven? # L }7 M" C9 O1 u( ^. S1 w
19. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
! E: p6 T2 G! V( _0 v, \20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? ) G& C+ y) P+ `. k. C. [" j
21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
8 Q5 i3 v# ?: D4 J22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. " X0 o! E0 B2 k* d7 y- q
23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
9 C# j L: e4 F% a24. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
8 m) k. X; h/ E! t( r25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
6 b! ], l# o f" q- T1 A26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
3 w: H% O( b, E8 A2 y7 h W2 r8 U27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
& O2 R( P$ g* x$ x& L7 H) ]28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
+ ?7 i& }0 \- i" |29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
/ j2 j3 n4 N0 i* S. O30. So... How am I doing'? ) v) |* V7 x3 l: u( N+ Z k7 T
31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? $ r) ]/ f2 n" J$ T8 f- B
32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
: C0 n5 z9 r( E$ S4 y- ~5 H# h33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
/ m h) Q: A/ S- F' [& ~34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? ( _6 ~4 h( C) |4 Q2 E
35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
& ^' u- A8 ]+ A5 [/ s36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? t6 ?6 Y! U1 y
37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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