Pickup lines

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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....

1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
6 V' E9 i  w2 P2 x! ?  }2 T( M2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
) o5 ^" F$ c$ P- e4 S7 L4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
7 K- Y4 c2 N, r# P5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
8 D4 g( |" t& ^6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
# M3 ~8 N* S- u; }7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
- M/ o# ~$ _9 Z9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
2 G: f7 w2 L& g+ V6 k( W12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
: _4 e7 V4 N- S- o14.        Can I flirt with you?
+ c4 \1 K! I4 I0 f( h% k) |- o/ ]15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
9 v- w9 Y1 N  W5 ?4 n3 S18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven?
19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes.
20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
+ J7 A! _: {2 S& T3 Q' V0 z, ^23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
; A- K( J# i: ~9 Y" _24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you?
25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
# h, G. Y) @1 [" u* J$ V9 ^26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
5 B; M9 l5 Q, d% K27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
: m, w/ W8 l* z% R1 n5 j28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
0 G+ _$ }4 a# O# ~5 X4 @: Q$ A% R+ S29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
0 p5 P8 T0 X" q  G30.        So... How am I doing'?
31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
+ m' C+ g, |6 S32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
: z, ^% |7 }+ m/ p* A! h33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
0 g; [# u9 x# {7 k2 X) B/ e34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
" X  Z3 o7 k7 x. J36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
5 g1 a9 k& j% d( d: s- z0 ~37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...