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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....5 V# s+ ^6 d0 }) m! C# ]
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1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
3 }0 g) Z9 G1 c% {4 O X6 I2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. ) E" f( U' i$ k- J* s
3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. ) Q ~2 |5 _! ]) T' y/ F# Q
4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
9 e: h$ M+ W) ~" Y, |6 L5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. 2 j }& d( J6 ^! t
6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? 2 O) l$ y) R/ n8 B
7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
8 a/ X& Z" J% v/ m0 y8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. # y/ P1 S) p3 a0 Y% Y0 h& V
9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
" e. [ L+ u" ]) ^10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. ) w# {4 y$ o" Z5 ~2 F
11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
( k' x( T0 n& _- I) l12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
# A `! ^% @# b' V- ~: r13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? $ C5 p- _4 `' Z
14. Can I flirt with you? 7 y; s% K# E6 n0 F# m
15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
* z9 Z D7 Z/ D' ^1 V16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
6 \ x( k6 _2 q: T0 y! D17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. 8 L i( ?5 D+ n
18. Did it hurt falling from heaven? ( N) J8 H0 N1 [' z9 ?2 }6 P
19. All those curves, and me with no brakes. 0 G6 ~0 }/ W8 v/ i) W5 N' @- o
20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
0 n1 f- j2 |, H, ?21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
4 W! o! d' A& T b2 F, r22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. 6 F, u0 \5 I2 H3 c* [+ ~' M
23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
7 C/ p2 p; s R/ P24. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
3 G s% J% J: b# u# I: R& ^25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. f! p/ d8 i h* u% q5 e: b' F' h
26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. , Q' g0 m, w, J) g8 J* }0 [
27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? 5 _6 u9 {4 i2 r. M2 o% }% [* m1 f) m
28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
; U. R4 f5 V! C. c ]29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
3 G8 A6 h8 N. {/ o1 x, j; y30. So... How am I doing'? 4 x$ w, s$ f7 M) o0 W, G
31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
" i4 S0 R) X0 _7 p$ X) I. x" J32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
1 z9 A% Z0 O4 {5 a3 u! R33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
% u ~$ }' Q& R5 i$ q' f34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
3 A" [& x# G9 G' q$ |3 u3 C7 U35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
% Q# D# I5 d: }' ?+ m4 h36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
x; t3 I8 H/ x37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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