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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 & ?4 t1 ^. s! d# O' v8 S' A
# ?7 \5 ^" p* w- n1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.5 q! h: z( b0 m) k* [8 _' r
4 g, W: U& \/ X. H2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.2 ]3 i$ ?5 ~7 P1 f+ J
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!). X! E8 I v4 e, `
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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. b3 X/ @- m4 B: c13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.% e% m1 l4 H0 E$ k( K; Z& W: K& D
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.5 \) Q9 I* m Y( u, _
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16.) You take naps.3 Z0 D2 O$ V0 B# d) u$ n- i" \
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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% Z. U+ m6 b) y s# x# a' p18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.. n/ }7 s: L% k2 N
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time., Z) i. u4 v: e6 r6 e) G# g
9 h2 L2 b" f: f# ^9 k% S21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. ! |, |) X' m3 k: h4 j
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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