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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2 L- @ T/ U0 U# ~$ @+ U2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.. u3 N; s$ W8 b5 c, V
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.! M3 ~/ i; c# f8 p& S
# A# f9 o; z/ e. u& a0 k& B4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.' J* {! |7 o* S" A5 P! \, e
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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/ C$ @' A2 z) ~) D0 r7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.- q" J. `# {( {* d( ~# A
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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( x: J- w. ?. d& U! M10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.( R9 D1 j- H! m9 h5 B, T/ b! T
" U( k' H' I% ~0 N12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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, H8 d9 s/ h) L13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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3 ?! V- Q( M M7 q6 `' ?16.) You take naps.+ `/ g+ [- i$ i& v# l0 _' z
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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: e2 D& t& S0 k1 I18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.8 x2 F7 ^4 D1 c" M5 [
2 W( d" W( U. L* ^19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.9 t3 u% P9 \7 D: Y+ E* R+ ?. S# u
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!". {+ g/ D# Y+ _ A- @! E( }
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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0 }% }# R' |+ J" x23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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