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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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$ U' o- C; b S# |' J( M1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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: \8 h6 J# D! ]8 x* g, A2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.4 D4 z; N# I9 `) `$ Z4 S. n2 z! b
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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% h0 b) M" I! U6 _5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator./ `% f n- l6 n& {. P
; B: F( a K, D' i6.) You watch the Weather Channel.. T; d9 Y8 C* m6 u. q' _
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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+ T6 s+ ]2 |. r* Q" @5 q4 E* v. f8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.. V3 n! J* u/ Q: H- ]* C
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.. h1 r/ x. `) [" G7 _+ [* }
" c8 k6 e# M J3 c; G! p10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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3 z2 s9 @9 o3 `, H11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.; Z" Q2 S/ R% c N. q# M+ M5 q
5 k" E" C0 {" p+ J: @% S; |13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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8 t% l" o2 l9 u3 b/ b. U% p14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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, ~5 T) p* D* I% l15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.) _/ i& n8 H0 N( E
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16.) You take naps.$ P& A8 E; M* {* w
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.& |; J, j: c @0 A: J) h, j
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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. i( J5 J5 m; z7 x Z \3 U20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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8 J6 W/ |* j2 u, ]( F! u W. T( X21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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$ [7 M0 q5 X* e" f7 r22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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