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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 - H+ C( j* |4 v( [% k- q) f/ n7 Y
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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; B$ G9 f- [5 p# D/ j/ N4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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) ~9 F$ \/ s' l* X- S7 r8 o6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.2 z Q/ O/ ?, [" Z! w. `& p2 x
* ~8 M$ f+ b( N. V9 }8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.* x; D( E; x6 l6 j6 E
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!), B" t% H$ [/ I' l, f+ D
" C8 i$ t6 c) r5 n o. ^. f11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.4 l5 N7 D2 w# z5 {8 T: l
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.2 |6 X: z/ L: j2 s
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt." y* I9 k1 l# _2 N
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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% @, p- M: L5 W" u9 H+ y* K19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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7 l/ h7 t! O( y9 r21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"7 A8 k! i/ J" ^9 q! F
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. # o- \4 q% p2 [
- [7 M- d" J' Q8 N2 `23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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