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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.0 U; M& [/ {2 [
8 @' F ~1 d0 b0 z8 |9 w3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.2 q) B- j% X$ h. L% E2 P
/ c7 E0 |( p( x; @5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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# z5 j y5 E) }6 |6.) You watch the Weather Channel.2 `8 E0 ^1 m4 l( Z6 d# h7 o
) o. F# l8 k! O2 H" U6 D7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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$ v" y1 g1 C; e, S8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.# W# r( `1 b0 z# v2 Q& C
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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9 m! @0 \/ Q4 [; J10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)5 y; t$ ]+ g- j1 v+ k$ J8 Z
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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4 s5 w) r7 P( Q/ }2 M12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.$ Z( d' |: `: |1 s. J
. y$ P/ |# K. J; S* a13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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4 {# ~ Q; H; J m, ~15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.' T8 k A( _4 l
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16.) You take naps.
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% I: D% g, Q& t7 x) t! C1 L17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.; J6 S) ~7 ]1 c4 N
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.+ U% M* ^6 x0 A5 k9 x4 [+ U( F
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.% P9 W/ c$ I9 p/ Z- m9 m$ I) E
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!") ^& c/ E7 k" J" \! g
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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