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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 ; X, G8 N, |5 [% l0 V4 C# e
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.6 ]) f" z5 X' Z9 _6 p
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.6 K/ a/ C3 H5 j3 t6 l2 n6 \; i9 h- |
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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* `) i8 J, |4 X$ _2 k- E4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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" E/ A) e+ e: h5 e$ H5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.3 _" K3 R: j7 l, y
. O. T! l" p Q4 H6.) You watch the Weather Channel.( T- f! h- N3 ~. j1 I T
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8 w# o# g& I0 H6 \9 N8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.) g- y/ J5 G. [# v' J% i( {
9 D9 h9 r4 K) ^0 V* |# A9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.2 \3 J# A! P5 ^
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)) `. h" _' D# `/ `; ?+ d. x
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.% M9 |3 i6 B6 D. B3 X
8 C1 k7 _) K+ n6 q: W/ w12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.3 I( E- O V4 g, ~
9 v( I" T. Z0 P. |13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.5 L# D7 A8 q3 [4 q! W
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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8 r# I2 J8 p9 Z; p' b+ l16.) You take naps.
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5 i6 i$ n m/ g2 l3 N17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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5 K2 S& R% p4 M Y: Y19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.& Y- }& p7 _# I# ~
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.' j- h0 \; |1 V0 X- b
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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6 I" O6 y, m5 [: S$ E6 C# Y% n4 F23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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