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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.: i( P( G7 ^8 |9 S. p

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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.4 e$ \7 X6 y7 _/ R) t! T
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.# F& I  |5 G! g1 U

6 x8 k: \6 T2 t6 _4 \5 g. [8 ?6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.$ y  j. T- r1 D6 o1 }( F$ E- K
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.) s, i! f: A3 X, ?- [  a7 I

% o+ G3 I' \/ U3 v9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'., u5 [- T8 [; {1 q
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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, O# ]5 x" f/ L# P3 Z+ E# `12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.8 A8 p$ X4 R! k! H5 K

, r$ w' X5 X1 M8 R$ q13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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3 c6 h( B# g3 [( R, f8 {1 B14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.+ F3 C* `" q6 A5 [4 v4 L

0 J: b4 j" n" F15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.8 Z9 n0 K/ x  N3 R

  ~- f1 ~& c# D. ~0 i- Q16.) You take naps.
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; ^2 E( Z: T! ^17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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% E$ a& ^+ E/ _1 a, F) V. ]19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.' e- h0 K. D9 Q0 r

3 J2 k7 T; H8 t1 c21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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5 w5 ^+ ?& E- J22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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