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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 5 O: ]6 F, \5 b/ D4 ?1 g
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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; y9 j6 n+ p( s- R6 n2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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. K+ q& A0 t, f+ V7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.- o, B }6 |) t. k; |1 L) ^/ B% d
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'." A4 ]+ d8 c# a
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)' w, Z4 | M2 \- s4 z9 Z, A
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.- z. b& \* u) H" g0 B( K
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.! h+ {; w0 I% }$ u N a
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( x' ?- Q5 [! ^14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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' y- r2 m" |: B3 i I15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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7 f9 V3 T1 |* R, X3 N% z16.) You take naps.
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8 N$ Z" N2 \" [17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.8 y' |% [& u8 Y, ?% [+ e
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.( m1 K) ?& @ g: \4 Z* @( |3 d, K
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"2 A3 M1 l+ ~( n% |2 f
# x; o9 X# `5 M& _$ m2 {22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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' m/ q2 P/ N8 S0 I23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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