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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 ( X. b9 R/ B: W& a0 r5 Q
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.; K! W( w+ P/ E4 d+ r! D4 V
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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9 q2 W4 l3 a+ `1 J3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.: B7 A# e$ I: l1 y1 n1 x7 m
: T; R7 t- v: M* E3 ?+ K4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.1 H7 |' X7 @0 E. ?+ x
7 _. h6 V% ?1 H+ ?) ]5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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: e$ M; L. T" [+ a; Z% m6.) You watch the Weather Channel.- }1 ^0 c. P5 s
: K {. }( O! O# A. |7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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+ H# b6 X( O0 u$ K) m h' \9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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* l8 |# L! ~+ p9 G14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.. @7 k$ L; Q0 j# q7 [+ _
( v; E: D4 S+ _, J15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.2 [. A( E: H- s8 d( t7 q
& H' |* S7 v. w# b; V' k' H" s. v& q16.) You take naps., L0 ]- K P# v P
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.6 n4 \5 [' L3 B$ c' N! K
/ e0 v* g) z# X. ^18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.3 m% K" A: C5 H2 H3 f9 d2 X
6 j/ M. g& {# k4 T* j2 b& e19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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" W# {0 `0 e6 p% F! m0 m20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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8 v7 H% ?- L5 D/ S8 b) P) O21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"1 n" a1 z$ B! T! |1 k. g% T/ u
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. & @' V3 L& u h- p9 h* t1 x% {& ?
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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