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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 . |& [( _. l- w, J; P0 C
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.- n+ }! e/ h5 k, U/ S
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.* D& R0 K; ?. ?, g. d2 A/ ~5 D) K
8 Q5 k0 E( a$ b' ?3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.. r, T' d: z0 N$ x& s; Z
( \' R) j1 k# A' a9 L- ]4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.! N) U7 I6 [% `$ s/ P- V* }. W
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.4 m4 m5 S5 a$ k, K6 G' a. A
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.7 [6 C2 ]* e" Y/ e$ h) \! \$ D0 i
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)) P; o9 y* a% m X
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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& L! b* f: a3 F6 [+ C* K {7 V12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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* s& r7 K9 g# @3 d13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.# ~0 C% y% E8 T3 n% j
! u& M+ O% q- f1 }6 X. l7 ~14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.8 b2 s9 n& A8 X& v, @+ S
( l) g: O, ]% `! ]15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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8 L/ r1 F# z" J8 ] Q" O$ f1 D16.) You take naps.$ g' ^( U' B! ]2 \6 c! M9 ]/ G
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.. o6 L1 K( R7 o) y, I _
, M. V% J6 P' N% r2 Y19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.( j! Q8 V% x+ O0 p4 a8 I7 G6 x) d
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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, C/ J X! h8 o) p! A g22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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^1 V* C. _$ ^% w9 _+ T6 k, G23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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