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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 ( \3 X* P$ \- q5 l+ F
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.+ Q7 R9 \3 @2 }0 W% }9 A3 ^' J
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge., {& c- n1 c( t! S- x# m" x

" ~- s1 T' I3 `3 Y0 Z. w0 H) `6 Y4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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! f# V5 J# \* o+ [# n% N* M2 }+ O. w5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.* V1 h- Q: ?9 w+ g2 f7 h

8 E. O2 A* j# K2 C6.) You watch the Weather Channel.: u+ h; r8 l. D
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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& \. m/ g4 h* f/ t4 q2 c9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.. T# l8 U& Z$ ^, _

  k$ @4 o% g0 D10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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7 W* g$ r7 P: J0 v: \# ~& D0 m4 `12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.* A! B" V# m* A7 v1 B9 ?

$ j; h9 H7 d& Y14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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0 \, {2 Z: `0 D15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.# |" M( J2 t9 a8 N) W1 {

. x5 C0 s6 n' m; _; m& Z# f16.) You take naps.! m7 l" ^; q9 T$ V4 H

9 w, `2 l. T7 L! a17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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; \  X! y" r$ x3 _  n# E3 @1 j18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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0 K- b- d* e* H19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.' ]4 X8 F& N6 q0 F3 k7 i1 u7 w6 c

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( S0 u& m% y1 H% \21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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% j; D/ x6 b, L' j22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 4 o; ^) m+ a! z9 H* \9 L: d$ p
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
大型搬家
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发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
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发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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