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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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+ h! j) c2 D+ f7 P1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.' q$ ^; K3 h* j& Q4 Q& W! D* G
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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5 ]! y6 ?2 ^0 n% I3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.9 }7 }% [3 s5 u2 \1 c* f9 [
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.4 O: e! H2 M& i2 ]- h" L+ u
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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2 a; y* [8 O( P: ~# z. K0 ^8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.% j8 ~3 o: Y0 w4 _$ e, n, j) F
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.6 k( N! y% U% O, @( r
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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; C: E3 E* G; ]0 v2 O* \- g( j12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.. f5 @7 h; l/ M) ]
; V! J9 E" y) s$ d, L& C13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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1 J, m# i' j9 l- v* c" K" S14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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7 o/ P% W- m5 j9 \$ c6 [15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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) n. l5 K2 @& k+ o8 k, ?2 ^% f3 w17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.% m2 Z+ k, z/ C
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.! L1 }1 r$ [6 ?
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.$ O5 P5 F* s2 ]0 N) Y( s3 d
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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% [% C/ B0 x2 `) {21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"$ r+ p$ T2 c3 ^* H+ p: K
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. . Z% t8 V6 j9 k* o% \
* N5 y: W p, g* g23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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