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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 5 p! s+ ^/ s; \
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.* L& j" J7 [8 J/ ^! x9 o% Z
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' i+ t! U. E5 w/ u3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.$ ~$ F' K! @7 P2 Y
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.9 t/ D( m- v& V9 q1 ]& D7 b! h4 F
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.% j7 S5 ]( T1 ?( D, A* A
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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7 g; | c# c$ X6 m% Z0 z% t6 [8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9 B! Z3 R& [9 E# y" K9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.' y( x3 P. n- ^ V" _+ d9 H8 M$ w
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)* }/ N* |# g6 M3 W/ e
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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4 C. f, Y, F# j; r12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.- u4 H' L/ n) u9 R2 T ~' T8 z
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.& @) f5 w% s- P l* F( l J
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16.) You take naps.$ H8 V% S6 {7 m
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.* Q; E5 J3 \; Q- @
) ^# c2 i6 v) O18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.; y9 ~) ], I, O8 y
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.7 Y0 I7 V% b, M. G+ @4 y% o7 T
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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T2 n; J! I8 }# }22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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3 G, z; c/ k( H& _. M& L5 a23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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