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7 _( h3 t1 L0 ]+ e, {3 k1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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6 M8 h8 D# t- }5 @" U. @2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.( @5 }- t6 ~: ~+ R( q
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.- p8 w0 A- d8 Y! A0 z( A4 G* O |
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.$ l& Z+ ?2 G) `0 U3 C5 f5 C/ ~
' D- H- D8 n: X% P7 c0 _) r7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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$ _* L% T9 N! h9 P5 v" V2 G8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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8 w e i" @( Z! `) B! F# i- p10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)8 M( q6 ^$ S& R8 p8 {
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.$ l9 o9 y. o( K# k6 s& b0 o; g. m# R: [
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.. K' g2 Z" z9 n9 ?- O) O# v v
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.6 u% i" l: W. e* Z9 } a3 B6 f+ V
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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& i4 l0 G! Y+ g* _& w: f# ] J19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.6 Z' Y4 ?3 X0 H
! j7 @* Q; N4 @" m6 L+ n20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.- [1 O# j0 O' i3 L1 x/ k: u4 i
8 |/ ~* P& F+ X. L. m: @ t! ?21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. . ~; t& n( X H6 }1 {% P- \
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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