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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.- e3 j0 r; |/ e8 X! W6 p
7 @! V1 j( Q1 Q2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.9 w2 @1 O- h/ u( S; F, V( R# k
' e% [+ l- C6 E6 @4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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! o$ m- \! y ?! z: A5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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0 `5 {- g# A) c K2 @; ]$ o6.) You watch the Weather Channel., s7 v; b2 \- n1 ~
6 T) H. u; D. x$ n$ m0 i8 v7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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. ~; q2 c% `. q- u/ P10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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+ O2 J4 S) n/ k9 v: b" o; y12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.7 x- T+ ]8 V [3 P
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.5 `8 z0 e9 G2 F! i
: q7 E! z* h% ?7 k* B2 v4 Y* G14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.* [, H0 ?3 @6 s2 y, W! w
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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}" X& R N$ O& N( e) b, P16.) You take naps.6 ?* h" l7 |7 N
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.+ S3 T9 a' C4 X4 o7 H
6 u x( W5 t; S; V: _9 K7 z7 K6 s18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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& x# R9 E" V! x19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.: Q2 t) c6 F7 E+ v
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.- C& J7 H1 q P6 B$ e8 C
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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: {& |+ O" |" K# K22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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; \/ k: z- [7 m& i- l! [( e23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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