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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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; m; r0 _1 k. o$ {- J/ \1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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7 i% [0 c6 q- L8 b2 h0 q3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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+ D& E' x7 E. o! w% {- o4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.3 C) G# R7 h* F. x2 h' f+ q8 T
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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- b0 h6 w: d0 l& d0 `, _7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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: W n/ D/ v0 n# Z; W$ O# V8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.' y5 Q9 f3 z$ p) d; B0 L ^5 m2 M
S p. T0 v# Y6 k z6 M0 y9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'., O0 u- K, ^; X; `
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.1 u% i/ v3 T! q8 s8 J, |
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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. O* D+ Q* ^7 ]: M3 N* v13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up. Y+ ]1 y# D7 C* O
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.9 c3 y3 R) C0 [3 {9 i. r P
4 V- b k/ h1 d5 q0 T- ~2 `1 g15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps., G! H% V8 f( [* }- v0 p: J+ F/ s0 a* w1 E
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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/ ?9 c- r* p7 T18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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: C! v+ z& A7 J! G19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.$ |/ D ~# @8 O* t/ n9 P7 K
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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9 P$ w9 N! x1 c6 z0 `23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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