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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 * f: _* A' Y) Q5 x$ V
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.# n% t- L3 I- R9 u! F
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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1 s+ R" @$ P: r8 T* ?/ B3 }4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.# A6 M  H1 Q  k  A! E

) O/ o" \  p& j+ F4 D5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.7 `- W: l: N3 @" [% \5 _
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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+ }" n" c( v) ?) j" y- S7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.; {! v: ^0 a6 a3 z% h9 z& i
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.6 D3 T- T0 j. P, g* d2 Y! ^% R  h8 M7 e
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)3 ~# t+ ]4 B7 a# _3 N# `4 m

) t; A* j  p: |2 W1 ]: m# k# I11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.2 o3 f6 X  s+ U8 a4 O

* V! ]6 b' ^: {5 e( `9 {; }12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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- x3 h+ g" x: ?# i7 a2 V$ Z13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.! \) N5 D) b& @  H
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.4 T# G7 n! Z, m; r& K9 g5 j# _% n

4 K3 a7 \. |3 v4 [15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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/ b3 n, y1 _3 X5 ?16.) You take naps.# c& B, I7 X5 U* f- B- I" P

, D* m: X( N: }+ Q' S9 C17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.6 S+ @; Z  q" \$ A( W& i) e
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.  n! m7 \1 B8 B: E( ?& S8 I2 [
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.  n9 q7 N6 {' |  n( K) _: b! j! V- [, l$ b

" R4 g7 T0 N; `8 s3 d' P21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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) S& a0 j4 G& N# k9 c- S5 b" {23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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