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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.; [& i4 m; `6 I5 L" s5 W1 ]
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.6 E. [2 K( {5 @  K9 U
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.& Z( n; P" j1 z" @+ y
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.  A( J- j0 O) X. a* n7 I8 Y
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel." a4 _( _7 p# [9 ?2 p2 O/ u

+ C+ N8 A& V) Z4 {, y% ^7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.' w1 w: q( E2 z( V6 j3 l# n9 u
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.4 m% T  ?% z# O/ e( a1 a
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)2 c" y3 v7 z( Z6 F  }! e5 o" l
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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; b5 ^( o0 i& K+ J$ p1 @2 p5 N12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.7 q/ |& m! q: L4 p! C0 y9 V

8 O# v" w" b9 M/ W* l, l. y13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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+ M; k/ J' D: ^- m% F6 w14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.4 N5 g- M" Z/ `+ V; ~
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16.) You take naps.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.% [- [2 s. `4 ^8 Z; y' Z

) |- P+ e" w4 ^% I19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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$ R: A2 x% Q7 a4 R' u21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. + V- |8 Q! [: k0 d
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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