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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 " a* _# s) o( } U/ m! U
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.$ A* V& O& T4 m! \7 G1 s
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.- s: C4 r# W5 m( f
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.% s9 ?0 n' V$ J
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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3 e+ o1 X' S9 b9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)6 D/ t5 r, ?, {. N, Y! j
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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- T5 t2 f2 A6 W12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.- s4 r9 G8 b( h
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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/ r, [# j5 o, S; Y3 D14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.& `+ X# p1 y% Q9 j
( T1 r' b) {, j0 |16.) You take naps.9 s' _4 h) L0 i; g# \
2 j# w& b) P' S17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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; [6 D8 ?+ i( l3 G" W/ z; R19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.: T: m& q! u7 Y5 P' F. U
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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2 Y6 [; N9 e, w; P0 x21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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# n9 O6 Z' j# ?) K0 Z n) @' X+ _22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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; \8 d @& N: g% S" O6 F$ V2 v23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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