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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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- W0 z" P# G* S1 i6 o1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.9 ~0 p" i0 g$ [7 g: d5 B
5 q2 K2 i5 k) t# H6 O8 X2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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& w1 C' k* r/ P3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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" \- w# Z5 ]3 E$ N4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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* s8 s- O' C" ^5 W5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator., M7 K7 `9 l2 A) v! a0 K8 J. H5 p
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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! R0 _* R9 {" g" D1 Q7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.2 p, n0 h5 T6 {$ `! ?$ E& r. W5 u
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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8 W9 b- S$ Z5 S C; H3 c9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.- u* Y" S1 g: S4 e
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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/ k3 ^) I2 \! m0 M$ U' ]4 C13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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4 R: f2 {( \ N; N3 B15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.5 C3 L! P x9 J
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16.) You take naps.. g7 T% v W9 ?( \. z' s3 G* C
* j2 Q2 z& k3 L17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.3 ?7 ?- D7 d& d5 g9 ]8 l9 Y
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.- Y7 ~& F3 ^0 w" S0 u: S
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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. G; ^) N% m0 r" z20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time." `; g$ }% V/ ~) W
0 L) }( e, J+ H9 ?% \# j3 {21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"/ U& ^& |8 |0 a
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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