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/ S" D5 A, ?: ?3 q! P! q+ y7 w. c1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3 [" ~! r7 s+ v3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.( z0 {; S# L" i5 @" H4 X% C" r
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.8 r) v5 q, d! M" A* {8 S0 K3 y
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'." Q4 [# `# T4 T3 {) [6 i9 s! c
; h; F, I3 k8 |) }0 O" p0 {$ ]8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.3 }# w1 u c. L, {/ I# Z
5 j9 ]/ k+ m4 U; M9 v# ~& V9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.2 {* o5 l7 }" ~9 }3 x3 z1 D
/ \5 m+ r8 c/ ^- D0 s10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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5 \6 _( {; v5 p7 }11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.# d) l, l" m( E& {- w( a
" |! H* s$ n! Y, W" _% N/ _2 a12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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6 q( C p2 g' C. z) }13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.8 \* H2 j/ `7 ?3 U( F% f( D& F
( b' H6 E6 ~6 {. i14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.& v* j3 _# g; v3 W& ~* Q
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.- H7 B# v' f/ t& J
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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% V8 K- y9 a9 ]19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.& c+ D% K% t3 P0 g
: {6 R( [" Y2 P20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.% b* ]% n9 X, d
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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