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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 9 v: g+ W6 |6 w# \
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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. t, r$ ^6 k" j# w& w. o2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.. x* D7 h$ R) E" c$ k  `% R3 m2 t

6 l7 `% i# ~8 o3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.* s1 Z0 ], |7 C+ Y

% O+ j' I2 t" Y: q  t2 ]4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.3 u* v) v! P( S( J7 h  d
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.0 u! d# }% m1 E" c* ]. N
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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. z) r! w  i. V3 L3 A7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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( P9 m4 z1 f' B* D7 L% R8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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, k4 {& N: A; j" {& V9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.- U8 U, ~) s$ ^4 G7 d

/ i' ?7 ]6 b. m7 T10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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  C, Z3 f8 ]9 l0 f12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.6 A, Q& e5 z! h( H
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up., ~, [* |; f5 A: v- l: r* r
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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+ D0 @- ]; F& d- F/ ^/ ]$ S/ n15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.0 u& C! H9 A% a& c  W* ^  F

- }, f1 U4 ^! F17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.* p3 v8 T6 k& q

" l2 H3 _* c% H6 ?18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.  ~! v& o' |5 ^
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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( T2 u' A& [+ i! e) j21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"  {5 q' v9 S8 q7 y. A
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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) E- |# n; t4 K/ M, j5 Y4 [. r23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
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鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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