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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 ) ^" _) W. Q% m6 [" t/ l) K9 C
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.0 z+ ]5 ], o: v% |$ b
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.. d) m1 T( V$ V& R- G* I9 r9 k
! v [4 {, V+ w6 N Z: D3 v5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.1 y' G% A. ^9 \; v9 @( Y0 U
* |* z' d/ E! ?9 d, t$ I# i( @6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.! k. D- k) @. U3 ?" D
0 G( {' T0 _0 o# ?: r/ a9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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) d. ?% {$ T$ f( W* b. ]8 F7 o10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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: Y3 H% N+ ^8 n' T5 Y; H11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you./ Q& Q+ Z, u: \) |; n
& H6 u# ~- @5 y7 e- y12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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" l |) A* E. e* ~0 l13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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V- C. r; g, h: M14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.6 {3 t6 z/ {! Q# @: o' q1 G# e
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt., U5 c) Q+ }9 Z7 [5 J; ^6 J; ]" p1 H J$ G
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.7 w/ I7 p# |% z6 _& M
+ R+ P! b d( v. @8 H8 S$ T18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.' p( M: d9 |- u0 E6 ^4 q
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.2 L% }) n! M2 k
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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! j6 ^+ [$ Y. l) k21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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3 x/ V, \! o: a2 b6 t22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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+ |) V" N2 y+ Z3 u" j6 w23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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