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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1 E$ s0 ?% B% `. X1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.; X+ P, r B0 j2 Z8 n! k0 i! a( B3 @
* s- j% f0 |6 r9 e* e5 e& B# t3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.$ [% r! B# Y3 b6 ?! e' w
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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( x0 A4 ~6 }6 U- [6 w8 J2 J' K9 p* z5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator. W# U# M2 @* c
, a1 A. Q, [! @ \% }* f- @6.) You watch the Weather Channel.5 B$ H4 M6 ~% l( H/ z+ o
) `% r6 Y2 E& W; `; f7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'./ l5 F5 b4 ]/ N4 m2 M1 \
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.* s, p" [$ Z; k# L" M }0 V
- ~# x3 u1 I5 b" w4 u- n% L* M10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!): x" M3 L' e6 [" b% z" O5 j3 {4 a
, R. `5 Y* O4 M1 E11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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5 z, Z: I/ F3 t8 \+ S4 x$ A12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.- Q3 P3 Q+ n( X, V. S. Y2 K9 E
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.1 M# j; ]- U( S2 ?
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.1 _6 s1 k9 ]- C
1 v! C3 y$ i2 f: U16.) You take naps.0 i4 `: B5 z7 c; E, ?; e+ z& O( R0 P
1 n0 Z% h2 w: C; r17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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" }+ y5 S- Y: f A3 k5 S! n18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.6 x! m$ `; r* \. S
/ T' S0 o& O& N# N19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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1 W9 v/ x5 x0 z20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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. g% d, V! N6 j& x: P, s% q21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"' \$ A+ A- v% M% V! m& u; _
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 5 u3 W" K& J# p0 y- C5 U
$ ^! n. U/ H6 E$ j! o3 o23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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