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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 " l' }, i- j/ Z+ g5 q6 w

, }8 J" |4 H6 m2 P& c+ ]1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.5 f5 ?) I8 {. L+ e

9 \$ R# m" H8 a! _# @2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.' q  x- o' Y$ |2 Q1 r4 ~

, j- {2 r% X  e) ?: ]+ R3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.: W( ^2 R5 J/ c( z; }

  n7 Q1 N0 O# M7 f4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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6 j; j. I) A3 Z2 K% x0 o% O% z5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.) @( a0 Q+ @* U6 E: c. u
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.* x  t5 P5 K, W% U3 P1 ^3 ~

8 i+ p; G$ P/ P. `6 L7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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+ T( ]- z$ ?8 p5 I- ]" s10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!); z- V5 m! ], F

1 j, I5 Z. u! r9 Q' Z11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.3 P) X) U9 i5 \/ k$ C7 _
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.! k' s7 u4 o$ e! Q7 Z+ s, L

5 D& s! H; p: E5 D- M, f14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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& _5 x1 M: {* m- _16.) You take naps.: T- n0 |' j* l% N
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one." Z+ N7 e  ]; h" d$ ~

$ T( U, ?, {5 F+ j18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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" a$ E1 \3 z. C" G  ?1 n$ H* l19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.' r' u& a7 I" |7 \1 `

% o- O6 V: w: p: C6 Q. Z0 |; G21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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; L& d, u) W# N22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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+ N+ T9 l% u, `. ?9 B- B/ H2 Y( Y23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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