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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them., J$ `/ ^6 g; k8 b
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.4 X+ {3 F: p9 k; @) i; w

# C$ s) @! o3 p3 O, e0 A  u+ h: q$ n  U3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.  `: b. t. r! o  M
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.. c0 z, C( L! N9 Q
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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: J; \9 O0 i+ H& m/ F4 g8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.6 Y- K* i5 O# ^  m! L4 J

; D; r. G/ W% ~9 ~: q7 r9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'./ z6 i3 z7 B9 c" G" x

+ V) b; f, |& o1 A& f$ ?10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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! u7 l+ g; U* c14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.) Q" ]" V0 c/ w) E

9 q. \$ \1 n$ w1 }& x# ^15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.  R- N9 R4 f$ T  [: g( n

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" {1 }) p/ Y7 N1 Q8 p' n4 `9 N9 i17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.& `4 d  o4 e* _5 u& g

7 {* t3 ^# z. ]% T9 x0 i18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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' b8 v0 |" u  d1 C! X: \19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.' d# z' I( X6 U
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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7 j, y  s$ v' {) V23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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