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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 ! b' ^3 g9 a7 Y$ g( H+ O
. D7 j* i) ~! n. b1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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, g1 |) M: D, S" ?# S: [: L2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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; U% E* Z( f# { P+ H4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.7 Q& t* r2 f; q; p
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.# u1 G5 L( Z, i$ n
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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4 s! @7 [- [. B/ G$ q* R, H7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.! U* d6 O V. [- o
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.1 C4 u* j7 ]' T7 i: D
# b# _( q0 I0 E* z! m `9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.# n( ?" v+ t" {& Q7 s' U
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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1 k& ?. P! I6 |- C/ B11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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) @6 _; w& U( ]0 F/ _3 ]12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.$ K! I# p0 }7 e0 M& l* I
: @% D$ |) p% F V5 F- [3 p; Q$ V( {13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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5 V0 x1 w# |( b3 q6 {14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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) d7 B, I5 n, g; ?15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.0 ]& t% a6 z f" G/ }9 D
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach. f( C7 h) [7 K. i W: p* [
/ \+ r% Z- y2 {* `0 _( d19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.8 L6 R- H1 M4 s
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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. l8 C' m) |# `. X21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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6 h; r. Q' u3 `& |23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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