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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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( w9 w3 o/ x7 ~) S7 ~+ M& c/ c* ~1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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3 [6 S0 u2 W$ A# T8 S3 S" y0 F7 S1 P2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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0 R: j) D S# f2 X) l# b3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.# I) M% P1 b- Z! g( C) y" M, R
, u7 S* t% Q* {5 u: H0 R: u/ l) m4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.0 ]1 i7 m3 R |8 y! h
4 m2 j' F( o) N7 h- \3 s7 r5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.' a0 E Z* @6 C' [, h4 P$ y
! b. ~4 ?: c/ ]9 D6.) You watch the Weather Channel.5 E$ p1 v$ B% o0 U4 N( e$ i
# a" q- i& d' H1 c; b3 Y- e1 ~7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.. G$ P) F! a- M$ ?& h8 s. B
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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; L5 [& A$ f* |+ f10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.1 H. n4 V# B" v2 O
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.% V% ?, J7 G" v, s0 t1 S# p: o
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.$ M1 ^" {) r! G' e5 S; M
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.. o3 X$ R4 U, z; ~. \+ o+ G/ Z; v+ d
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 1 d/ `9 R& r. D5 ?* a
% k6 b8 ^9 M' y# N8 p( [/ M( ^23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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