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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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/ j0 p _" i! Z9 v0 L" o1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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8 p+ D* Z0 t! F2 O2 s; X [2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.2 _6 O8 r/ c' t- W" _
! h4 X* ~( ]5 k4 L0 _; o" k. P% q3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.' r8 Y; W" v/ |5 u9 C# A) i* e
0 ?. \' N9 A" L* A" C3 [4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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# \) l' @) Q+ F( ^5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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* p& O6 z. p" d5 |" y6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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; J1 h7 L( r: c/ V* h8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.: {/ q9 V7 g+ O0 a
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)* z# ^! k, L0 @, Q. \
: L% S. D4 D; D' ?3 n& H2 g11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. ^, \, M" x" `3 `4 @9 `; `9 V
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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( q# C% t- b+ O* z3 H9 j- ?14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.+ W8 U1 B2 q, {5 g7 w
* C8 v$ x8 r$ T3 R& ?2 X; T. d1 O15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.2 g" ]0 I6 O; W/ O
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16.) You take naps.. h8 b& _9 t4 f2 _8 N
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one., a0 `3 G9 a( Y4 t& O4 [& M* e
2 _# `% }1 u4 }+ U$ [18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.3 g: y# m0 i+ n
+ D* ~2 W6 }8 r; U19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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9 z5 m7 N; B0 L) o" D( }2 u" j20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.% ?5 A3 a9 E0 F1 y8 e+ P
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"7 ? C3 `% x: t T0 r& R0 w
( b5 [1 i1 w+ z* A* Z# `( k% i( X+ Z22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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: t' `0 e1 a% V" J/ V* P23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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