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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 ) i% U1 @9 m4 b( n
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.+ \) ]* p  n& D" Q0 @* o4 |( @  U
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.& d$ i7 ^% s0 [

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" ?  e0 W; ]$ y& `! F4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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1 k, |* D  V5 f6 |6 k  G0 a; y# b6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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8 I9 }5 n+ \  S- D! h% @7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.& H, r3 m% m& E$ _( v7 `4 R
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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: h& G" B2 b# u. w. M9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.4 m" }& C$ l  }- u) X5 T

) N. E4 B1 J# J1 Z, }/ {10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more., c  ]. |- d; s. E6 Y* U

0 t% Z; G. B1 V3 k9 S; L13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.: V  e8 p0 j8 w2 y0 u! u
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.3 ?+ U/ B% v( N) |: t

2 J/ d7 b) N* b$ l( P3 s16.) You take naps.
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% B. |; S2 C  L3 b' b( w/ f) y5 y17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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) e! i5 t6 a, s. R$ s! z4 T18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.2 S! R: ~# c0 h( ^% j/ T

" ^- S$ x, K5 i( Q5 N. Y20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.- d1 B  j" O$ h# X9 q: G' Z
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!": G1 u, n, G% i9 J& W0 Q

* k& V% F- |# P0 }. r1 ^2 v# j22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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