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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. U4 X) K) K8 _
R$ d& Q( A* X5 n+ M3 j2 J$ E2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.: o* j. l4 @- I r
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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: t, f5 E# D, H/ p+ P/ D4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator." i! F) e; O: o2 V+ k ]
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* O9 w6 B+ V8 I6 o e6 Q! Z7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.* T& A4 A; R- A6 L% m5 j# R' c
) w/ I( W5 q4 z. y2 i8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.; q8 ^/ F" z: U6 ?! H: C
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'., M. M8 H9 j7 b' L' {& m, E
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)+ p- O6 _ a9 n T: D
7 P" W$ y O5 Z7 O, {11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.4 s& f; {3 c% b& F1 h0 Z( ~! \7 q, b
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.1 W4 `+ t% @/ B% z/ s2 ~
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.' I$ ^6 h& Q+ [
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.% A* P% D! ~3 g% `1 [ _% U
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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- ~/ J; o$ T( y* c2 n% Z( |7 P" S18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.! u F3 y8 c0 m9 A' M
5 ]6 f3 z- @. |. J( Y# y" \19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.* E2 O/ f' P5 r4 \
' z U2 b$ z* Z- ?& s7 Z& M( p9 u20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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7 s- q' n! u H; w9 d! ?23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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