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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 ! k) B/ s, P+ n% O
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.$ f) C; m  i5 ~3 `$ L' |
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.3 u) Q1 L: K$ |

- F* i/ c* p5 Y7 J6 m0 p3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.9 p( ]9 O; H, G6 L( y' ]; Z" w" X

) S: L) G; t& }! _# J4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.. U6 t( ]& Z+ y

2 Q+ ?, g7 V, l: O3 J5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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; O) O' h! o% c  n3 e6 D+ P! U6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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: `0 n( P" C4 M; J- c+ m. n+ i7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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4 B. \; Y# A: y6 j/ F+ l, b8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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% C* Q; Z9 n5 h3 \  r12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.+ A& K5 i( d# E9 t: m
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.& \0 i4 w% M* v4 i3 e/ v

9 K9 A1 z& `" q0 [0 _7 B14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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' V+ o* m- [6 `0 b% A15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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0 K; G3 n9 s4 e/ R  ]17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.  \' A. u7 g% X  ]; {0 P/ V/ C  e
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.& ^/ w% g$ A: q( `
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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; u" G2 X) f4 |2 d5 H: `9 m21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"- D0 w0 |2 v) d; o0 l! ], s3 z

+ R6 K! f9 u( K$ D6 I22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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