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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 3 K5 [- v* Z/ u: ]5 e) {1 a: G
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.! l5 e) V+ } f1 l
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.2 g; o. Z+ D' k1 P% ^
, ~# k% a7 V" q3 h! e2 K) m5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.$ Y# s0 J+ h2 U; o4 m/ a; A
# c- n$ k5 y1 n9 ]6.) You watch the Weather Channel.5 T3 z* @3 S; P7 G
7 l' g* y$ N! Q. E1 v! R1 F7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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% {& A! r9 y2 f+ Y- Q. F8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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0 a3 m. z+ }. V7 T: Y* N) Y9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more. a) F G2 C. L' ?( b2 e6 L- P
) W7 o u" O5 {8 D: _! {- N13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.& N. I, L8 c& O4 q& ^( w6 _
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.; n* B* ]& S: N) S5 x% M* K
/ ~( L, F& o9 Y8 M& {- e16.) You take naps.
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! @; P% E: T1 P$ A4 x+ P17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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6 D# H% |8 V1 L& }* u1 }18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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4 i! V/ @7 J, d8 C1 z19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.; o$ W) b; L8 ^3 ]! |' _4 J
' \1 M9 ~% u0 }20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time., c) p% |1 X2 h- E k$ G
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"* e' v* m, c4 b$ p9 M
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 2 d. A* J5 Q, w8 Z8 h* Z% E% W
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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