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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 : f4 B9 m$ j, L5 h+ Y
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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2 C" L% O$ e: r ?: i1 {3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.- _5 V8 z% t8 x5 D" J/ F
6 d1 s& h, E5 B7 @- ^" k: ?3 F4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed." l2 I, V; C* v3 N+ c3 \& K8 o
% u4 ^: M% H O( o, j7 U5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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% R+ Z! B1 }3 D4 I* ?6 i6 ]6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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! e3 X4 H- d6 u7 W$ _& B7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.) d& o% s" z4 E) o9 a: X& j
( E4 D5 Y/ v3 {7 D: i( z ?8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.- R/ L2 l% x M+ v' l0 A0 n
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)) |+ S* k( O3 ]! M1 j8 y: @+ y5 G
. `$ h5 o0 h" G0 K3 {' ~ Y11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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) b' v8 p6 {# @* \5 s3 w9 |12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.; ?; O/ `3 v- a h' W% K; c' j
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.3 w$ _8 ]# D: B# X5 {1 H/ s
1 v9 H8 y% p# v* ?& b. M9 X5 L& |6 Z3 e15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.. I% B( f$ L* A4 e) v7 n! J
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16.) You take naps.% p$ i2 v7 y8 J( |6 H. A# D
3 B0 r5 j! b. w% \# [17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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( G* Y3 n) v2 y) s! g# @7 @" f23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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