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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 4 E1 L$ H' T& S7 {% m, o
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.! F/ y, }; B& z# ~ j
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.# L" U( k! B; [6 [& F$ ?
4 @8 E! t2 n& }! e3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.( ^ }* R& K9 ]3 L0 A* K
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.2 w) w( C5 q9 n" [
. t! [3 U- I$ b( o' Q' Z+ X( s& e6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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) X) s2 d! s1 G2 A7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.) b8 K5 j, h* M, ]6 j
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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* s' M$ E0 ~) _' ~4 h! ~9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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' h* N7 C4 H5 Y) a6 s10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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! I, s# v) F7 ]0 }. V11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.! V4 C/ u2 D# r! k
: W, h) o- b, [- h/ E5 Q12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.# Y$ m9 J) M# `- @4 c+ o, I! ?/ d
8 N7 I P/ h& Z8 g7 N6 G13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.0 ?; s3 i7 ]8 L: [+ {" m$ {
/ ?5 S& c1 L# d' V, N, P* z8 M14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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0 V- n) {+ [- V! q5 S4 x5 l15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.4 i; l, P7 Q& N, n
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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7 {* ^# a8 U# R$ A18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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" h7 ~$ F! ?7 s- `4 @: ]20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.0 w- X4 M" r, x
# L7 e6 J, ` e/ G$ K" l5 z# y21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"; D8 P) r/ x; {6 h1 l0 P
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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