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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 . g# J" u, K4 q' @5 r
' y( Z p2 b& R1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.1 @5 N N) P# V7 v G* R3 k4 d3 e
. O) @$ t' n- Q% X" V2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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+ [/ `) C% n9 J; l/ x" t2 l5 N4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.; ~% D9 _, z& W5 U2 I" K
% r; f# u: Z% O5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.. m" `3 s `) g! }- j7 H( r' ^
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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, f4 V! H, D: Q; |- a7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.8 W/ a$ W e3 w4 |
g3 m/ k7 S' e; l1 N, w1 Z" U8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.4 O! L M. L; s, z
' B8 v" C. Z3 X) x7 P; P9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.# F9 n3 o: X0 h
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.: \* \) ?5 e+ ?; {
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.1 N+ r7 \8 H5 F `* j! m
6 @# N) l# m+ m13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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, Q& C6 X0 _- R4 I14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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# t2 S9 D# p+ J9 L4 D! q16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.$ t0 _" y! P$ z
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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, u5 F) p$ p' R+ P | }* H19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.' N1 M8 E3 j1 l1 d/ f2 D* C t7 c8 ]
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.; m* S; }# a0 }1 h. k' \
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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! ]7 _& H1 b. ~" O$ v22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. ; f ]0 h: J H5 ^3 v5 ~, g" E
$ f+ U4 ?6 O9 ~9 g23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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