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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.# m0 m, l) ?; r) i4 @9 C
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.3 c _# q! o% m
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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) ~$ @* [) f! P) ^" j4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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; z+ u1 S# M* G& T5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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8 B' m9 f7 y _/ {1 W6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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9 E- c9 ^/ ^/ a5 @0 V- X4 t7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.! @3 @. m# R1 Z a* }' Z d/ R% o
' k. s( V) n6 ~) E! y- H0 M8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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/ P1 g2 U5 x$ x1 f10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)3 E. t" K, B5 F6 m; z( ]
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.0 I* w7 l( O8 `2 F- Y
7 f w$ l. e, h; X N12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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% i3 u- E, O( _7 Z13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.- b8 O, m( U$ ~ P
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.: p" B$ G0 p$ n- c/ y
! v+ [. y& `/ @4 F+ n0 \6 v15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.' ?; `- z& e% g& O9 {
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16.) You take naps.3 q1 u7 J7 d8 }! n
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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5 e* x8 ?4 Z# o18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.2 q6 l/ V. D) J/ K0 t5 |
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.- f2 ]/ g! ], {
5 `' E+ Q: }) m21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 6 W$ _1 ] T7 ^8 J0 `
2 W% P2 G$ B# q- |23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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