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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.% V4 P# A. s" {1 I
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.+ M. u! D- M/ y. Y4 ]! [0 J
3 M" H9 k Q$ z5 ~# J4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.% c3 e( u6 {; z; Z
0 o P9 a% w _2 Q$ ^7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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^# A/ a0 o- A( T/ V" q2 ~9 i8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.% j( [1 E8 t* T/ m* I& U" L) I
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.2 l, Q/ _- T% n. `8 w
6 w# @1 j* `. w/ L9 O10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)+ ]8 R' q5 g& K
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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4 h- T1 H5 }# y( t( I$ s8 R/ G14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.8 [( s2 P# f! q% u
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16.) You take naps.
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& `- C2 _: A2 g& Z17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one., o7 d* ?1 ~* T* B" C. o
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.( G6 D$ i1 K$ }( f
7 w$ n' x7 v- T, N19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"" Z! ?+ m' ^1 |; v3 w* N+ @6 E+ _
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 7 G. A6 K8 S! ^9 {
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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