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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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: P2 l4 _- L7 M% e3 b: ?( T# A1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.0 Z% }* n8 S4 R6 s( @- X! ^* ~0 L8 C: l

+ R  ?( b9 Z9 ]3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.# e0 d8 v, g" c. w1 W  q  }/ @6 {

- @% k* m9 g+ D/ H6 w7 w0 b- U+ r4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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7 X4 [# r. J5 A7 x. N. D5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6 f( R3 Z2 v, L* i6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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* b6 P8 U) D" z$ @  [8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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8 X; [4 ]4 {6 z; R! P9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.9 ^+ p8 o& F! v) l8 Y5 y# l3 v+ v  s

  q/ h2 j" c: {. u8 {10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)! |1 Z" m0 I! ~0 P- u) A/ ?& \
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.2 `4 R( x0 Z1 m4 h0 t  Z% L
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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1 `, w; [7 N1 a% H& ]1 |* H4 L13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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' d( V! f$ T& |) L8 E14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.. j  N% j- c1 }0 w
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one./ J. f" r% m! u+ @% ^

, `8 k% g" u) n18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.8 L2 g/ ~3 u3 r1 e

& L% r/ D2 c( p7 U- |+ [9 r( l20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.( l; a1 I# I' e+ V: r: ?- w
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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; V* F+ ?/ a* O  n* K" b( \0 {22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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