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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 & C4 L P7 G! Z) o
& L+ c$ m9 ~& O: `1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.1 X$ v8 A6 A5 `0 Y( G# ~
6 c/ K3 w2 n# L2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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* X9 A; _. X, L* U- v1 z. R4 _3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.! O5 X0 h! e: i; {
$ o% c% u* N7 @/ ?. i5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.6 h- i& O1 _6 w' a3 {- O4 p
) i* O, y' S" L |! E3 I8 N7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.7 g H7 S# J: w- X
, T4 O, `9 n! S- V5 M/ E. H2 r: |5 c8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14." P) {% g5 G+ M8 q% x$ I
- J2 u& L* n6 ~! A1 W4 o9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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8 l7 o- ^) H* w; J: ^10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!): d1 ~, T& a, C, r+ L8 j3 n
/ F% H" N& X$ u; t/ l7 i7 g11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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" Q& g' M a, x; ~. B12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.- W: h2 Y/ A3 V/ O/ k( c
6 u9 a& u& H" T0 q" M2 r3 G13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.- k& \' G5 s3 ^: X) b
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.8 M: Q6 M& z8 b* }
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt." ?3 Q, z1 Z5 r" b
2 c/ Z4 x) s( q2 |* b- y X5 l16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.' c' f: W: @8 [4 ]: S; b! h! j
) D, F3 N& [8 g. E- f) G' f19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"3 j' I* v4 D3 X3 v/ p6 @
% @) o9 ?$ \2 U8 C* W22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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