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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 - G8 l# b+ p6 v" Z+ i( R1 M

6 Q, Q3 B5 @7 w& v7 E$ S4 g1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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- t1 G% Q2 _  K" t' }& n+ `; q; {8 }' H3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.: S; I* V2 Z' ~$ T% _
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.2 y5 r0 e. U: k2 x
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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$ `1 `9 X2 b6 |& U7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.1 h0 X$ c" I- }, f
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14." q2 T: ^9 E2 f: U
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.* i) w1 E; Q! [
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)- ~! _: Y; F6 U* C8 s' ~

* j' I; ^1 R9 H3 y5 T! C9 q11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.; C& }8 _1 k0 v, [8 X1 V

$ y; R8 {2 y/ M# t" |0 u# p; ]: `1 U" C' V12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.* Q7 H  ]7 H$ O5 |" V) W' I9 P& H
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.' U; O& I7 n8 v; g7 s6 Q

9 {! |3 r- c; f& w. h17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.7 m  G4 j& h7 D( q! m

0 g% K, P& e8 B, @% N18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.4 |- b* k) P* a. k& ^

# T$ _9 k( K+ Y% r  l21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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% t4 l5 K6 r4 A: M23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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