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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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, M7 `0 z) B6 W$ p* Y) v1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.$ w6 F" Z9 X3 r, o
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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5 }- [ ^$ Y; Q" |5 T/ w" z3 T6 a1 `3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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, b; c- I% V. g$ E8 @+ Q0 I6.) You watch the Weather Channel.8 J* n8 h+ b& ~! d2 E
+ O9 A& D1 `7 H% d$ _( k7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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- a- o6 l# ~8 ~; W( C! P8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.: a. g" R3 C: V A1 y0 @9 z
, x' Z, b" f9 w6 w/ X9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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$ g( p' Z" O' X! ^12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.6 q# V3 }0 Z4 u1 z: R: M. m
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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/ H, v3 I( j' u5 u1 f- @. i16.) You take naps.) a; c$ `! `3 C+ X' t! R! d T9 l8 R
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.* t) v: C6 O1 v9 u8 B
) ~2 D. d3 i" k4 @18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.# k7 x. T. L; F. Y$ x
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.( _% @5 ?0 |' X" X6 q& D$ M: u
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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