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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. e, b+ {5 {* }5 H4 C
0 c/ Z* x% d0 o3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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, o) G7 d% j0 p2 k0 X! b( f& \6 V4 A2 }4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.# q* h( G0 S" j8 f# ?- N! j# h" @
3 ~ |; z2 h5 }9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.1 s3 o/ G0 _( P' n" Y, Y
* }/ q& ?) {, {2 ~10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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) n8 C1 \) {5 |$ R' w11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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1 \& P! l" ?4 _# i6 a* S12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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, K6 B1 m% ~7 U8 n13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.; \/ U' { z! {( P! [7 j! h. S
5 m( D; k! F% d3 ~* q, C% N14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.8 h! o3 h: b+ O2 E2 z V" g; E
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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4 P9 W1 }* L1 J7 K6 g: p6 t16.) You take naps.6 f3 y6 J5 L* b* Z! [" u
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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; ]5 R: U/ I! A2 a19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.8 j- V4 `) G% z/ }1 k
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.3 e) ^+ q$ q- ]# p. |: c: t! H9 D
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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/ m6 x$ p' n: ^ \7 ]- @$ I22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. : ]- B' L* E8 d; L) U
4 Z& ^3 e" F) K2 K, d6 T% W23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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