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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 0 ~# B* l! d1 Q
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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& P* h: t Y0 H# m2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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( v7 H: |# V" C$ A. t3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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) X( P, c9 y, O' v4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.* m" t6 K1 q; R' X
( f# F1 Y5 Q1 \% w5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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/ `& l# Y6 r- k+ [6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.3 i8 r1 S6 t" K5 |& x
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'. H) F4 o- l! f( y/ a
h9 S7 Q& M( T+ Y) v7 b* ?10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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' U# Y: R( l' p0 [; u4 y, p+ ?11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.' ~/ z/ i) d' x& Y
1 t" i/ f' U" o0 g4 e8 D15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.' h1 s2 Q( Q8 P, E
7 L K3 t! a. Q16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.9 o4 E+ v' U7 a+ }- B$ h! F: r1 Q# r
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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. n- D, w$ Z: ?4 Y6 U+ v- T20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"- Y Y5 d" W7 ^2 ~0 W% l5 h# l: b
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. ) S K- Z5 i* \+ H( I3 a' m2 M+ ^
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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