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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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: b: @! z: R& Y+ ] D2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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6 G4 P7 r5 `2 h) g# m! ?4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.4 x5 ?" Z" v, ~- s) F1 v6 Z
9 {2 k' v3 b/ \5 W3 w$ k+ P6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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2 D" E* P. H! ^) ~/ [9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.+ A1 X4 q+ X- f* G
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)5 M7 v$ i/ M6 r4 u1 p- f- @9 [3 ]
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.2 U& e+ Z& i4 d. J( D# i+ U4 ?! n
* q! H9 Q9 z- o9 N3 w12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.4 s9 W+ k, c7 s. u6 M5 Y- L
6 ^5 k( P& p# u9 s( F b, [ v2 X13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up., O0 M9 p& F& J
0 b( T j! D# ^+ |" J14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.: I( `; Z" W7 i/ ?
9 X- e" G6 P# i$ `9 h17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.( v5 W# ] j# J' N
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.8 N! q" B" Q7 y
. ~/ g, V' q0 d4 c19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"9 c+ {" D' E, k- K6 _) `
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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' |. F) Y2 c6 N; f& ]3 ` C23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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