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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed." H+ ]9 \9 ?& w+ a
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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# z- j# d. @& M" m* J6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.9 Z- e: C' h4 z) V4 {
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.& l0 R" m6 x: [
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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: `( K8 W! f, v/ _" d6 w10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!), x+ p( S2 l. k" K9 Y( L$ |$ c
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.& C1 `2 a, ^& P; w! ?
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! {8 _0 K# W7 Z. d) n5 h13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.2 e9 d. T/ R1 ^" U9 [3 u6 Y* Y
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.+ W) q# v3 v8 ^9 X( \
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.8 [' V2 m, ~ l4 f! [
+ Y+ e/ ^+ a8 \4 A+ r18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.' |- o) v) o# V. [
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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0 M/ r; G. `! Z" B# v" t8 g" ?21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"7 q4 X/ b; r; I) F! R: J; p5 S
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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