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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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0 S$ O5 [" z6 o* s1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.( U, A# P$ j! ]9 {; s2 }' ~/ V
4 V; \* `/ R4 e3 V2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.6 Z. R6 q- Y! K6 p7 @( [ ~
7 C& A" t7 p. M+ E- h4 p! r4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.: F6 l. E/ [% w7 O2 x& N/ g0 Z
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.# {- J7 ?! j5 O' Y
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.% \& u- O5 e& V p
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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. X% [' u( d, E& J10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)+ ?1 e$ H6 d% O, _) `
$ I9 M6 |+ L- m11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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9 j6 t9 b9 E# `/ ~12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.1 B) |3 t) B2 z- t+ |- I$ W
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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" \6 O9 @' r( O3 ~14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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8 C/ q- X, Y$ J! e; R4 P7 E5 v' R15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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5 R+ ^% C% Y& {# d2 D. [16.) You take naps.# ?) k+ w8 B) \: X9 }
" X9 K6 O" n# t; J17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.4 f7 n% @' R& a. v9 U
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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1 Z$ u H- a' y# @19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.5 f( a; ?+ D: o( Q, E7 Y1 Z: X: C
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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# V* Z- t" N% S: {2 V0 D! Y21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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; b/ w, e; s0 S& }' u# f2 }; E22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. ) S# T6 L: }* {1 Y+ v
; w. w$ I' L* h7 b* L: @23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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