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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 # J5 c  U( e) ~# T
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.& a0 R; _% x) |  b) G

. y4 a/ n1 T& F& U) S; u, c2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.( W! ~; z/ d. J" Y4 ~0 [+ a

% F) I8 ^$ ~: I/ R) t* H3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.2 t9 Z: u8 k) ?' s
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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& n+ n% V8 e5 ]" k5 q5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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/ d! Y- U) S1 _  d6.) You watch the Weather Channel.& ?( W# b# K4 d$ K& |
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'., u$ g( ]8 `8 a1 A

( x  ^; [6 T. L, Q' J& q& o8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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- g% ^5 c5 c/ S# s* c9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.3 h1 O! H3 d. @) F& ^# [
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!), F$ o/ ?- F0 `+ h  ~, P

* O* L- N7 _6 l: z2 s& j11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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( X+ j0 r# E, C% z: V' E! V12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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' g/ L0 l8 v2 H; j9 A9 y6 E9 E: `4 j13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up." T9 z# O5 x6 i1 b4 L
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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# K) y% ?+ c1 l  {9 q15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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8 h  k- I+ h5 Q3 J' _! H- D" X4 n16.) You take naps.7 |5 l) h4 {/ w# j( }* [: P5 r% p
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.( j4 U/ h( ?. o' B* u' e3 U
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"  w- Q" I6 v6 D

; O: D! v/ ~5 {! S7 i7 Q22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. ( N/ j# G" V9 h
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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