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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.8 c, f5 P! E4 j7 b8 [) i. _
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.# j$ b6 W" V' u9 l
- C+ a' l7 _$ m4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed./ A, j1 u! x4 |' i" {
0 T! q, c' ]5 e5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.0 F6 |* S9 \2 P7 |: W
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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: S6 X3 ]$ ?! z# {) } k) v8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.* @+ R4 P3 q+ p8 P( a% w: y
9 Q6 T7 V0 F! B# B9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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4 I4 e# V- T0 J0 r3 i. v3 F4 C: j10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)9 Q6 n' S$ ^2 p: _8 c
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.( M( P, P. j& K; x4 ^5 N5 ~/ d* L
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.3 K7 u! \8 T% l- T4 h
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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; o, `. T- J9 q- d15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt./ b! N0 y2 t+ ?* u/ r6 d
) ^: F, i% ^8 }9 x% a16.) You take naps.
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5 F0 R- Q' _4 o& _1 e8 e+ T17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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t5 S( k# h0 { m6 ~, `. B18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.% l0 c: z1 ] q2 \; b
: T8 t( B+ [$ h& ^- a, Y" d( Q19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.- u) r4 ^) R V6 |
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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3 L4 V& Z& P" h* t" j22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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. L& D' s4 ~ }/ r4 x- d \* S23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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