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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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8 O& I3 y! j3 r) ~. G! O+ _5 q' n1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.+ t/ t; h8 l& l4 C! U+ m0 Z/ b
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.& C( Z" `9 j6 p; d* W
) K$ D% x4 W6 L) z5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.& V4 l+ X, f, l3 o0 p, |
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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4 }! ^+ n3 |8 C- r8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.5 h- q/ v( A, I) J! x( T, C+ m& T
, h: s, e& E; x- l6 `1 |10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)9 f: e, G3 d, h, v$ ?+ @
! n/ j" ^: f4 R11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.( L B# q1 @$ f' ?4 m1 p# T
# K3 }4 W, m/ c9 y# x' i( _' C. b13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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1 k- U; X4 ]$ C6 C- F14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.# A; |5 }3 Z8 N6 d4 {
: D2 U# `" D5 c/ d$ |3 [15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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7 N: L! }) K9 ^$ {5 i' ~16.) You take naps.1 c" h+ O6 ]6 u
) l3 M h7 A6 X6 B6 `4 {17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.9 Q' B& ^# C- b- Z' d$ U
' h/ w1 W/ ~, [19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.8 d) N& Z n3 t: F! |) S V; K* A
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.; J. C% T& J5 }$ {9 T r, y4 I3 H
3 h1 Y" g2 O% s* R9 f21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"4 Z2 T a- A( a1 x$ X( B
7 {( m& {( |9 Y0 C9 G G22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 6 ? ]2 b$ E3 R" Y5 F
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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