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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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  I" w; S& c: f( y* W3 _3 Q1 R1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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; k8 Y3 s6 X6 ~/ e% n% h9 t3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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  M5 R+ q1 X. s7 K. `1 A7 h6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.. z: k: q5 @& J' p2 j4 I
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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* \" X( Q2 k/ f( n; a" ]9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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% L1 I+ @) e6 O2 ^7 I5 ^# x11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.) r4 s$ N! R9 O7 N! P3 K# ~

' j  S* B% r) b% ^; u( b* g  d12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.. ]) t: `& D1 I7 _5 R% O
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.4 `" T# H1 z* Y# x5 u$ u1 J
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.! g! P& F+ h; n3 W$ {3 d

$ |* M) S( U# e5 k6 r3 d15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.+ C% r, k7 e$ g
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16.) You take naps.
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; @+ g$ _# m3 |17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.4 |7 p, a( N/ l& h7 ~6 H
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.2 p. L: [0 `4 D/ `# s2 \0 m

/ C- h3 P* A: A  A20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.. T: W1 h# ], B. ]' ]4 W2 N& x

4 M- @7 f% t0 Z0 Y/ y  y21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"7 [" j3 i1 Z) k9 C

) @* s2 I% i: v+ G% u/ m22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. , H, i5 f( a/ V7 q/ R

1 p: ^, m+ x6 K- ^: x6 h7 n23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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