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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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" F$ `+ m' I# F9 P3 F& h1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.# o0 W: z! `- x: K2 X

! }8 E& ^0 u" m; [: c3 ~" m6 _2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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8 R3 i% @7 ^' {1 H$ e; I2 e, s4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.6 z+ l- B: j- J: Y" v% ^, r

% B; r# B0 r! m+ w0 p* h2 Y+ `5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.+ }4 U8 N* s& b: j/ t+ V

8 S/ T  M, o, I) C1 ?6.) You watch the Weather Channel.) g$ G+ g4 |2 S) b5 r- U
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.) z. Z! Q9 Z6 t) ?- N( [

5 U6 D, M; ~/ Q- [! U- t8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.( [. j2 B' `# x% w8 j1 X. q

( V+ E( d- ^: E; G9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.: U2 e2 _5 {* D
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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% q9 [& m1 W  U* L9 b. n. W11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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, o" a. t9 t4 W) v3 y- x12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.  S6 C4 |3 z$ r0 o# b  N( u

% }& g+ [7 U  [14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.4 Q: P" u* V( x( x$ A
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8 X% b3 z8 l* Z2 t7 N4 W- B16.) You take naps.$ W( k; T: e  n# Y8 k4 |
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.& ]9 \( J4 ^0 F, L- T
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.0 d& x% j, o" B7 T0 n% F
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.. g! m* W! E$ C$ Q& Z

5 [8 i# R9 O/ ?. n4 j) D2 k' g20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.1 P8 f1 r1 D  D1 }7 R& w7 S# Q
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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( o! Y, ~6 {3 w& I! n22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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