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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 6 O4 U0 ^0 x# \1 @( g. X
T( Q4 b9 U2 y% L& l1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.5 h6 `; c: H# N6 G: q
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.9 Q6 k7 ~" j; w- j+ F8 O
8 O- [* `5 I9 z( {+ r9 r5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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; O5 J2 h+ s' M# a! F8 a* r6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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8 C1 W% T A& ~8 I7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.( ]( W& l" k5 j+ z( v1 `1 I6 |9 Z7 Y
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'." d" g- y" S; w: z6 q
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)/ P) M( d, D& N
+ I, E. \8 L# T* b; x11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.+ e o3 t6 A0 ]) J
- `3 j' N' Q# R4 A12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.% h& ]: J( h( ?$ Q7 s$ Q7 G3 |5 [- O: v
G1 C8 [3 O$ h8 ^4 `. G13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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. |7 v2 h8 Z! N! j- I/ x14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.. U# z, J1 c* u9 Y
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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+ j3 a, q2 y; N; Z/ O2 z3 N1 w19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.& u. }8 |3 D; A% D; ]& R- O
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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% I. Z; L; u$ E" G8 k; z22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 6 c/ u) K, j! `; O
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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