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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.9 y$ w! I8 \5 h: v! s" z3 n
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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7 i7 I, o8 w6 R# m% B4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.& }/ U/ G5 f; X( B8 L N2 O
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.9 d* B$ U! A2 j
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.( S5 ], U& N/ ~
: \3 ^$ ]4 c& Y! |4 v( J4 P6 Q8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14./ c% W! W% p7 M1 V9 Z7 J3 s
0 C6 X+ I" X! v I; a9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.- p; I! }6 V9 I/ e( r+ }* @' H
1 c+ C: k- Z6 j. M! c" k; f10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)5 n4 B1 _- k- l! e& t' e
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you." z ^3 ?: F# |* \3 N3 V
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up./ B% |6 }* O$ @4 U4 O3 ~
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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7 V; V2 ]/ x! R+ c9 d15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.; I& }! g8 t6 _: i S+ J" S
9 P9 H1 k* K8 E: s, k16.) You take naps.
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) G* X* P) [ |* E7 Y' D# m- S1 A17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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8 m. [# Q7 ~+ p3 K p Y9 n18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.( I2 T, P9 h( V8 S
2 x, I8 W- t) Z2 t* ^19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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( d$ B/ T" B/ Q8 {' ^, v20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time., p* w4 m* f) @3 R; O2 j
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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4 ^0 P# N5 o) C22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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; Y' P4 v# C E W" d1 m23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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