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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. ]1 j G0 L5 Z$ ~1 @+ {
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.. Q' [! c" c7 {' D$ @3 r! t( N
# v2 l& T! p( x, G6 C ?) @3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge." z) G: j( f: o' _, j( m- S% H
+ t7 B4 ?3 @1 v! r+ s/ X s4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.# U/ v% a+ z; ~3 g: p& C
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.' @0 K# ?7 e7 e$ x* ?( \
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.3 t7 k, O- L/ Q" x5 u& o1 ^5 e
' h( h7 S- C @7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.+ g& _( z2 ?1 |$ H
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.9 s8 {2 _# y& \6 N
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers./ d/ ^, t5 _) N7 Q% z5 [+ v) R
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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* P9 E* O' }; {0 Y: T) h7 l& m16.) You take naps.) S1 }. s9 k+ N# ]2 v
4 c8 ]. K! X7 f6 W1 U17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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, ~2 k1 }* g8 r6 y' ]18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.; u* l3 X6 X" j, Q; Q( G8 N
1 t& x$ l8 ?2 w% p5 `7 ^19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.( Z, t3 I9 I. A( \- R, o
+ q; Q/ J# a# [- q: }20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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5 z8 g" X$ Z/ A0 Q; p4 f1 \9 {21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"/ Q$ m$ ]* H. P5 x. Z/ ?
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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; j( C2 S* _, t7 }% x \23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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