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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.+ N. \: _; f/ O# H  k' ^' V1 H
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.& z0 X% c+ H$ e0 j: ^" f  P" Q: F
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.& V! n! o: `+ q) H8 ]0 q8 m' i

% q3 w0 H& V. w- z3 g8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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! q2 p9 v' b# p, K* H! R10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.; m1 y$ G) H0 z

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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.+ G7 C6 ?3 k: e9 C5 H( a/ L
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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+ S  x8 o: W& A4 `4 h$ L17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.( @. S. N/ ]7 C6 n' V
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.* X" e8 K+ f/ S6 w7 z. K

7 ~( k3 N8 d7 }3 s20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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: E" w( {7 u- K2 Y21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"# i0 H, n$ Y/ u, j& o. n

0 X. |; t/ S2 O0 @6 {22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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