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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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2 l: ~. h8 i- r4 ]- F* _: i' A! @1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them./ O( F9 {6 r6 @0 I
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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/ h6 f+ Z& q+ L7 p3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.- b) k: M0 {6 A5 S" L
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.) y8 ^. t- \1 h R, s9 M
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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' `% E0 z9 K% q9 ^7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.$ d" [( r. z5 |: O* n( B
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.' X5 a; Y" ]# k% Y
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)& M/ D( ?* g7 Z; R1 k9 f
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.2 A, N2 p! m( v8 l5 z4 R; ]+ P1 E
2 ?9 T ~3 R4 G& k/ r# w$ m h! [12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.+ A4 C! m, ^1 B4 j. V; j- }
3 J! X0 [7 W! k [7 {) a) V13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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: E3 n, f) n, ~/ U8 x5 f7 M: Q15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.0 R0 x U2 X3 d. ^3 l
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.9 }; S/ g, B( f) E1 O( S) E. B
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach., N) J& _; {2 d( @* ^# ^
, h5 b% U# q) C4 J. X9 k19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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! P/ b- J9 E; l3 E; N20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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/ y1 S5 d; ]. B9 o g) L: ~21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"4 ^. j( B: j8 V0 P9 ?4 c* I
, B2 E/ G1 L/ ^* Y- a22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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