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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 & u9 ^+ c m9 F
8 f" S: V* V5 s- u- P9 R. s/ n. k1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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\$ k7 Y3 w% R% L/ W+ c% s) B9 C2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.) L( S7 P( O9 j% ], ^% O
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.( T) r9 a0 v: H) m4 ?
3 u, M6 b [) O" t, C+ m5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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; x7 r( ^: | z* k0 x2 o+ m7 |# C6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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# o- B2 m) u. w7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.' _) Q- c, `/ s8 N$ t
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.2 U W. s5 o" \) s9 ^* u
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.- R# n' L" V( z+ O
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)4 d" L& t- ^3 \4 ?5 f, Y
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.7 s5 }7 c [: }; y# `* q
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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6 u0 x6 q- E+ F" |14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.* @. i8 ?' C$ n; N0 R- `: T: X; U4 K% u
6 `) O$ @; v0 H: s. q. B: L4 J% m15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.) k: V% s9 m) t+ v0 o% Y/ V
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16.) You take naps.; A! @# |& q! T$ s- d
5 ~" I$ [* j1 p/ E17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.( g; ~5 ?9 v! F
. }/ Z0 _0 b6 t% K18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.8 B* h, H: }$ R5 v; B
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.1 x9 j* s+ ]+ ] j
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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) V( N# i! a. q9 k1 y4 ~21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"% g+ E- U6 l0 ]
6 ^$ a9 V% P" E22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. / U, Y Z0 i4 ~
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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