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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 [7 {3 b7 k. u5 e0 G. J
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.% r. k: o n# k6 c
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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$ H0 X5 |/ i0 K9 N/ ]2 E- `3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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" b& j$ Y7 C* f( J% Z4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.3 ~+ n% X. } u
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel./ U' N# r1 `; C7 D6 _0 y3 H
9 `' C. }9 F& f. M, W( V6 F4 M7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.! \. `. d9 C( ^
( @! V: d1 I6 D" g k, b8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.. i* W( }# C3 L0 n
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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- s' `* [2 U9 D1 y, p( B1 v10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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% U! S) D' M3 U0 Z; }11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.% x& w! W; o, m2 g
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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[/ J" k8 S. P2 w) Y13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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6 _+ n" ^* H4 Q14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers./ F( {1 H+ k/ S2 P" O5 x
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.7 j9 c2 o2 }5 z) J
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16.) You take naps.4 R; _* Y2 a% I: j
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.* w: s" O# w$ f( a& K6 v+ U
O5 F, N( r% Y/ `19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.! E" ?4 r0 D, W! j
/ P% B* N6 D" D20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.( K" f5 }$ M9 {: E2 I
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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, ]. {" l8 [' @! f4 t22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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# z6 }6 \7 p2 }, n23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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