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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 7 W$ r; w [/ I) n$ P1 [0 G, v
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.8 [/ Q) o l5 b
' L$ T% p6 ^% X1 }2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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j! b! V; a! n: W3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.8 N5 ]# R. k4 z' i3 o8 E) w
$ L- ^9 u+ @/ T+ f2 q! r/ i4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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6 ^% s9 T' g# L5 t4 M: a R5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.) Z4 T1 Q% X) e% }# t5 s
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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: w% H5 ^* @% T7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.5 q/ K5 f7 d6 C0 R8 u3 ?
9 P1 }% M; ?- K8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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M8 X$ G# P! ?, `- E4 z10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.% Z& ?8 o% p; z. e# T" g
# }0 C ~& p% x0 v13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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4 n$ \6 v/ x! z6 B) m, ^: v14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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' f! J# v' K+ G& A @9 o16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.9 o0 Q7 q" E( b) ?- X" v4 D0 J7 B/ e
! P" a8 S( Q w7 i4 ^/ I21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!" c0 l5 X1 ]6 y1 `
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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