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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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7 N2 H; F" K0 o) _1 }; T1 u* J1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.% B* z U! ]/ v9 s5 Y" @
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' c. \# d: {1 a% J: a8 [, H/ I3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.8 Z! g/ T. n. z2 h; E6 W9 |5 T
5 R7 J' }, F$ A, E. l! U4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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0 h0 S9 M* X2 G9 k1 ]# K5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.1 G+ c4 i% g8 i: S3 l% a o( Y
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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+ Z9 o/ i. h. [5 v+ D V. l: I q- I' W7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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1 X6 U" I$ x, y8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.. u0 P: m: W$ H! S
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.: [+ Q7 [7 D9 x
5 ~6 `% p6 i" ?' D4 U& M; k; S10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.7 f- Y8 ~& f+ d6 y* \, ]) \- {
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.0 o2 _4 O3 P5 I2 o/ T: C) J5 M
& p. _- d) L+ W8 E: Q; E7 B F13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.. i! W) y9 K% z1 z- w, o: M
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.# a7 v: f1 x- n' h
+ M: z% [# G Z x @16.) You take naps.
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9 b) ?0 d" m8 H: [) Y3 a17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach./ f- V' ~& O0 N0 U' @
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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' X) W: W: O' j9 t$ r21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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: d$ k. q8 [) ^2 G, S& p; H7 a22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 4 H `3 i) a; M( M/ V- L- S# k
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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