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: m. l! K0 `& [; Z6 @. ^/ g1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.5 A$ ~# K+ s$ p" {- J6 N T, N
@- p2 p* a2 v* _2 f+ k( n2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.9 m% T9 Q# G' b* R) [) M5 |7 f/ |% ~
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.! o! R9 U) W% x% {
9 B5 `. _. F9 e4 K4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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" E4 R' ~# {" X5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.; A+ t0 U0 b! Y! s
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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* C' p: {0 z* J7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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1 i9 S0 d; s) s2 B4 Z# C0 ?9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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* ~$ B8 W9 v2 m10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)3 f* v# b Z) y* \% Z' e
) m5 j! U C# A! t11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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$ _5 }' k* G5 s/ L13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.+ C; j3 I* ^& p' e. p! u
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.6 [6 i0 R. a1 `- Z
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16.) You take naps.* C$ Z5 G, L. c1 q9 n6 s. I
3 S% L6 M7 q6 Z6 v& h% c% i6 g5 G17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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: L5 g: h, N2 N) e18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.! g& Y0 w- L: h6 i; n5 K5 L/ \: o
l$ }& y) Q2 j19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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, w0 ?/ [/ B1 k E! L20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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2 ], F e$ H% h/ B' m8 ~21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"* t* j9 D; n& Q
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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5 h s3 ^4 [- O. l2 D23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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