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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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" E# {1 G( w# P3 v* D+ @1 ]1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.5 f( D" |6 J8 {4 w- y
" j5 K- A2 B9 Z4 V! G2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.) r9 u' k+ g9 N+ ?
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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% `8 d: X2 p/ Y* z5 |# K( d4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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1 Z9 D2 R7 ?, C5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.. x$ x4 P, |. o9 A$ W
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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' D/ _( N+ A* D& b3 k8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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, `5 ]5 H q8 k2 v6 q/ K10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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( F I9 @, b1 G! v$ J% u12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.# |8 q4 Q8 I6 p
& ?/ t4 m$ z/ [; Y+ r6 B3 ? ]" E13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.8 ?5 I. H+ ^, t6 d
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.. G; `. X# j' }( H( n5 T3 m
/ m5 E8 J: x" e- E15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.7 |! m% k8 D) `6 {
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.# _4 T4 G. p5 p% |/ x$ D
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.4 W3 i: \2 r9 O* ~1 R
) t) r8 _' W) D, ^20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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& G# {5 o- A& U F& x1 f21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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! B0 V4 I) W5 ~8 h7 \22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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7 ?9 I6 E6 _9 }& F p% ]* V w23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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