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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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% M1 q" y! ]1 [) k1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.- {4 |" ]7 v( j3 d
' K2 d( t) @& O# X' v' c4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.; r! w2 @2 W' T8 T
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.% z; l" G3 l8 }) Y$ U5 T
& `# H* p$ P( W1 W7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.8 w! R$ e/ n7 e2 ]
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.7 K' _$ _ J' @2 k
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'." x: a4 ^$ Z, B
2 v- }; g) W' N* l* @4 H10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)- M5 B z3 Z* v& W- v
7 o9 I- j; `# u k11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.( `$ E8 @7 ]. O; k
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.3 i4 W V* h8 l( e' f) ^
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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4 f( R' W. u+ a14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.; _1 l% j6 x* F) u( g7 H% B
( b# k0 A, h5 W$ R$ S' x16.) You take naps.
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# a. R) y/ `( J9 X, w# \3 u& |' J17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.$ q8 g3 f9 x) o0 J6 Y, Q
2 D& w6 R1 ]0 L# L18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.; y L4 o+ |+ W/ n/ k3 W3 T+ P
* }8 c5 h* x: c+ v9 Q* e& w19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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7 e* m* o& Z) E' m1 C7 [. Y6 S21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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