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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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8 w" |0 p0 N# b$ R# h0 \1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.4 w& i) e( N4 B* \ U- o0 j
) Z7 Z! o: |8 T# n& L5 j$ S3 H2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.* M% y, q F1 |$ `' S0 k2 W
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.8 f! }( j' Z+ F. Y
, L1 q# Z" C3 ]+ [# V# t0 n3 O4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.5 z& `% i- G! u3 j
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.( S% B* H2 R5 A# D2 d2 L' Y
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.0 Q$ A" K. V* j2 [
- h \3 I, c, W& o* \7 i$ I0 _# U4 L6 w7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'., e# z7 C; c+ p: k- }$ s; s
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.5 A. H! U2 c& v( U' P
1 \: p4 X R/ v8 V) K0 g9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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( e# L& W" B# r; y+ w% Q, v: D8 z" E8 G10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!): t3 s" ] A. B2 `; k
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you." _- {3 h+ l5 r& T/ z g
* N" n+ y/ y/ _& b% }$ I12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.( l) u: e" r+ z3 v4 z/ G) r+ s
( S+ F1 C' q. X7 c13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.& s8 ~2 I! J7 B# r5 n5 R
2 q) {8 i( D3 A6 \% ~14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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3 _) ?: C* J# K5 ^8 z% ], h$ d15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.7 `+ _+ i1 K7 m
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16.) You take naps.; p/ [7 M( \" ]$ `. Y8 @: ~; L
' j/ q$ Z2 r+ j; U$ i q& _: x) [17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.6 L+ C3 N+ R! \8 t
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.& g! f) _0 t. I" L) C% j
- I% t% k1 a8 N7 V6 {19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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& ~8 U8 `) p$ o* j1 |( p4 ?) E, C20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.6 _; f% y- H7 C6 t6 p& j
) M1 J) F: P& M; _5 m21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"9 `: ]5 g% g4 k5 }$ f8 U2 f) x
, R6 |4 f% b$ u3 w* i. U22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 3 i7 S% Q7 s1 j, a& C9 \: x
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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