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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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) s, c% v" K( X' Z! G2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.% }! I) r: a( N1 u) O* q$ o
9 N! @" e2 X3 a4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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) H6 E' k l- D+ \5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.9 x0 {- K" o! \: o& g1 |& }
1 F4 S; H0 J3 e, q' M6.) You watch the Weather Channel.7 `0 p: s4 [% `2 H4 g
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.& Y B f/ p+ P( ^
7 R9 V8 r: u! H8 H2 X) f1 e5 S8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.+ M0 V8 L5 G7 V! X* j9 e. J% [5 _
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.& k1 s- I; |, W( P2 L, \# I
. ?5 [' s7 A" \) b v* Q# c10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.* @& v5 z# N* D% n7 U; X( _" g7 X
* e6 @; m: `: o% D- A12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.' k9 K1 K0 W3 o7 Y7 s1 W- R1 ]% Z
( K! [# I0 u1 Q13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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' M* S* c1 H2 L v/ _, w14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.+ g" g& ]) t; ?$ v L g
7 g. k2 s+ r3 `; ~" E15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.; J) K/ I; x) |! {- r
% E% O" h O8 g+ F# \17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.- e; ^& C& t) F0 O
/ F6 J) m$ m. z18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.6 E; g+ E+ h: a c
6 b( X+ X6 F! B! u8 |19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.9 ^. {& s* q3 e# W2 d& u
- ~0 g) t( H! I8 C; d21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!": G- y% R+ N6 j0 v$ R
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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: f/ t4 F! E! e23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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