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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.5 w$ ~6 W0 I: x2 |
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.. r' W2 P. l, Y
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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$ d( e6 f, {1 ]2 ~0 H8 ?5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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" \# C5 F8 }. s6 X; L: ?6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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& i+ |% j) j+ X7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.  z( j' W7 {1 L& F, R* `, _. \4 W

& A* x4 G4 s1 n( V% L10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)$ o" p( v* U  A- B3 l3 S
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.; t( v$ l8 j! n$ ~

+ ?% [8 r0 _% s9 K0 ?- W1 I3 e2 m12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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' W: F$ B) _: E: [13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.) g: B) v; p) W; N- @  |: V& U( K2 S

6 k2 J) A1 b3 j9 ^, @+ E% R14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.) G* z1 \  l+ P6 i

2 ]( g  F. ?- H* p15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.+ w+ ]# N% L. Y* V# c

1 q. m* L* V$ L% j18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.5 _1 [! h0 w8 d! ^. `5 }+ c

% Y7 k/ A$ d) t6 D7 i19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.3 F9 J1 E0 _2 {) |
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"8 B3 y/ P5 l# d* \# O
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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  x8 I; l. {8 k, C9 V- N23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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