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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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( U2 S! m0 a& s' f/ G& y1 z; E( ~3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.! I7 B7 f( n. g' e
: x/ J* H9 V+ U6 M3 N8 F7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.* |8 G9 k' K& w2 K
1 B* H$ @& u2 W: u' o! b5 F* l0 U10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!) h' g% Q) y: i, @2 I: \" K
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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8 z$ U- Z& N0 L12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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0 X: `$ W5 x6 `; w) [9 h+ }13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.! f) n" P. w( b8 L6 G' k
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.4 z7 g& p4 V' b
" c$ E7 f) u8 d6 i$ B( V15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.4 T$ |1 }% L$ K4 l( _
d2 _, x/ o& V0 x. A; e, v16.) You take naps.
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2 c4 K5 }, e0 c% s! r1 Y! K0 Q17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.6 N1 O, d1 t2 f; p$ ?. _1 v
9 n1 Z5 b: z& ?19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.0 k; y4 M) E C
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"3 `# i7 M5 A1 j. c0 v( ]
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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: Z' w) v# a4 u23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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