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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 " f# s, W$ U5 [9 |. R' ^- W" h2 E

# `  i( E1 M/ c& _2 b# \; j( k  A1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.2 z" t4 f( f6 A9 f1 G& F

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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.+ E; {5 u) F! F

2 v1 @( b( s% F4 s: H  D% h5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.( \" ~* f  M6 ^" [  `2 D
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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2 z4 b' W- ^9 R' Q8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.2 L8 B6 Y) v7 k8 p

  n: ~& a$ y7 i  r9 Q. S9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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) R( f2 I. H: R1 f! ?10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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( Q; i& g- P  _1 n6 v11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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# U' Z) {1 a9 L% _8 R12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more." q9 B+ Y( q) H( B" w+ z, C
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.4 H) Y) z/ ?& M8 p" [3 e  c2 P
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.7 c& c1 h& J* [0 h$ U

$ G- i( b" H3 |. i15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.1 Y' F0 j5 \& |& W2 t/ S4 c

. i$ C! K1 G4 r6 b, q- ]+ a9 ~18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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$ ~1 u, f( W* |9 I  N) A19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.. H6 x$ v0 O& Y- k3 Z
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.6 g# K- |* O5 T; |  ~2 t
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 4 \! z( m7 [* ?
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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