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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.2 K7 R0 ]. T* \
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.. _0 @: E. X, }3 M
6 t. r$ r" `% u+ ?4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.( `+ W9 b0 A! `8 h
7 ~7 P' ^1 ^0 z6 b6.) You watch the Weather Channel.; F( w, k6 p9 f+ m& k" B4 A
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.5 ^- f% O ?6 s3 V
/ z) T* [4 |2 f0 T' H* D8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14./ S" ^; A- U0 J- N) _- s- v
2 J p/ |. ~1 J# f9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)( \/ v- t( V! y# o y( t
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.# H- L! u3 U6 E# r2 u
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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+ `8 B2 x) j1 y13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.0 R9 ^! A7 P. l: ^$ f4 q$ H
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.4 ]& x* `9 O: h9 _$ W4 l% R% J$ x
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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" ?7 D$ a' p% h9 [2 M6 [# {" ?16.) You take naps., D; J1 [/ w1 j; R Z
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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; S& J+ w) a6 A M3 A$ A( V18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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: g& L. n! |. u% g19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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5 R. M% k0 o9 w, O( j20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.; {6 K% V: J4 P
0 y/ \' o2 V+ C2 ]6 T$ x21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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