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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.) @9 }( f% M3 L* ]1 p2 ?% H8 X2 r& W
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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; Q3 {6 Q) k0 b, C1 ?$ S4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5 @5 n8 Y6 x, O7 }7 r1 q5 s5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.$ i) c0 b. r/ V- t3 ^6 N* A
9 n" Z$ j8 D6 _. H3 T4 k6.) You watch the Weather Channel.4 ?0 U* F- w1 j
) }8 _9 \9 ~1 e; \7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.2 p2 N+ m2 G8 r: t+ H9 E
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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- R5 F5 D# [) e8 a b1 T& O9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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7 O9 n: V8 M& ~0 M; m10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.7 m6 O6 s% c/ N* h2 W/ n
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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5 }2 ^% A: R( g14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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; r; j; K5 i0 A! p! J, n: V L0 W15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.1 Z; N- M# E4 p; |' r
5 c( |* W W! I4 c0 ^ y9 \16.) You take naps.. j8 W0 }7 v# E9 E
/ A$ c& V+ d4 B& o/ p7 z" T17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one. b6 |/ N. D. H" _2 i w
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach." m! s$ f4 ]. t9 \, ~
) y0 d4 n+ K; h. p6 |3 u" u19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.1 e: L O- |% `9 }2 e
! X& ?5 s6 ~, J C+ J20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.$ }0 k" ~7 T% U, T9 o9 R2 _
" ]: Q- p1 V- }0 q/ e% |; o21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"4 L V/ o4 g, s! ~# m" Q7 Z. I
- X. c& O# C: V& p22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. / G1 n* {2 { e, M" O0 ~1 ~
1 u4 }6 m7 L* ~9 ?: @23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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