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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 B3 h: R7 R4 L3 \
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.7 w2 `" E- k5 h- h' a9 F
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.* N+ U. j+ h& s
$ | o$ x7 c& G' s! P5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6 k+ B' G. J' T7 \* U4 s+ @% n6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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; m6 t2 v1 `7 x7 w6 d9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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$ E V5 t4 s- O3 H$ _( b' T10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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# {% Z* C: N% O& k0 `11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.. M8 i' k7 A3 r8 }& p. W" F$ F3 A
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.3 H: `$ S( h8 U: {2 M- \: {4 H
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.' f* p8 q. N. x1 H
/ }) n. G+ m. T# k5 p6 F14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.: _/ g" k$ c4 x: V
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.' W1 M( n9 W6 k
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16.) You take naps.5 {0 ?) b+ k$ z/ o$ X! o' t2 \
# F6 Z5 N+ V* ^4 \* n17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.# J! J& t9 F9 q
* i) T, ~6 u7 X4 k i5 n18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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8 h$ Z) Z o4 @! k* p19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"! o2 f. \$ R6 x8 J
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. ( V' U' P0 G. X- _3 W# \: |/ r3 _
5 H I' T5 |# d: O$ P23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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