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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 ; R3 T( C$ B# ~! B
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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/ v0 \; g) |% p2 h7 c4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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! d- E) ~: ?' a& {" S6 z4 c5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.0 d7 k$ Y2 W: Z; I9 q
, q/ w% W. @; v2 e1 [" B6 n% K4 F6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.* C2 O7 u1 c7 ?
4 T# e# r5 ?3 ? y5 Z' [2 R8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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* s4 `3 X; k, T# j- { m& z9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.8 k- W4 a2 T( g- B
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)6 d+ H' D3 [6 o/ d
7 g- C$ S/ I/ T7 b* w9 E& n11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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f( P7 ]) @0 u4 d. ?13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.( N1 r+ B+ ^% y9 T
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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/ @( d2 {" q. l e0 R/ \15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.1 f$ P- K; V1 _" a9 S
3 ^; |. Y" y8 u3 y7 @+ q- L' Q! [, F16.) You take naps.) t0 Y6 F3 w' g. ^: l
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.+ T* a& V( Z0 P& j
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.1 o7 H: G$ u( f" \
1 H/ G5 W1 s* V' s* }2 P19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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4 R/ \- h6 S& ^8 C/ J0 d! K20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"; B# H+ {9 W5 G; t
5 P$ U3 U2 B( g% y2 k* `& ^3 ^+ Q( _22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. ! x7 g0 x# y) s+ P2 y2 c- s$ x4 c
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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