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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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" u w% v# q0 J! G9 B. S8 s1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them., c& ]$ W/ l6 \; D
! E! a/ `3 X& \1 B$ L" L2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.. r) c3 S1 {. p t# v
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.1 _: v6 A5 k1 J: ^1 v, j4 x+ M
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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0 F& H# u1 O' b5 a; S3 h( H" \8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.! [9 [$ l# X4 V; I( `5 G- P4 p
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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. b/ T6 T3 i, Q' f5 N4 x I10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)0 K2 p$ f z$ r' Y( y8 m- a
7 f$ V! r. S X3 F% L11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.: a! {$ y. `; T! m7 } T
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.. q3 ]) K* E1 j6 B
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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& G( ]* H: r1 l( l4 k4 L/ S z14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.2 x2 x3 J( O2 g# m& f D1 w1 y4 Z
6 K# o. Z9 s; ~8 ^* d1 K, q @15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.5 }9 J, @5 l& S
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16.) You take naps.0 e- n; K/ b% c7 d4 J
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one." u8 [' l0 { Q4 t5 d( o
# ^" s" Y( U" {0 `4 r. m18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.: B# v5 g' Z: [% H9 Q
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!": a o$ g) v: b/ M4 g5 g' E# z/ O
5 B7 o0 c6 w# `7 V: Q) @) W22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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! g3 B/ P. a0 {23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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