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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 ! N0 ^+ e5 c; f( V# t7 w; W8 b
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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( q/ w; r5 Y4 p7 B; I5 H3 N2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.. B( i: f9 P$ p4 `/ w) F
* ]2 \ r& Q. D" ]8 A6.) You watch the Weather Channel.$ o, ~' ^2 S3 q2 w- y
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.9 X5 W, h; z9 {3 J) q! t
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.; `+ m0 G6 V* x9 |1 @* q
+ Q7 I+ t. K4 Z- t9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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B0 D/ R+ G7 ^$ u% b10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.6 S9 K2 C& _3 F2 q; N" }% j
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.+ S8 _2 }. T# ^+ |
' k3 D8 C' S- }7 \13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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+ v8 G1 g2 e4 x* A! W14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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- @) @2 p6 T {/ {15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.5 x; S. C# ?! V: c( k
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16.) You take naps.% b. y3 A; F3 ?
. i6 t; U$ v. B" v, {17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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4 H) c2 i8 i1 D+ J18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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# h0 D1 M& W( F19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.9 w! E9 e) m' t" G* i
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.0 h; Q2 D- q6 N, e( V
2 D& k! K* m/ [; I21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"; [ b; P- [7 f) m" N
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. + k- m3 b0 F% n* r, A) i5 Q7 _
5 c S$ n P$ @23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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