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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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/ H* v$ D( j5 a5 `2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. T! a4 x1 {' C
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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' ~) W6 E# m7 q8 h, S( A4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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( ~6 _+ O4 L+ X7 _5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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8 ^/ l/ [# A& k$ o7 B3 G+ r5 M7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.! q7 J8 c8 s5 p" `; Q4 ]" v
0 J! Y1 m. c/ O; j" A8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.! q6 Z/ U2 p: R5 {
/ L/ ?: F, @& \( w10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)* z2 X& ]8 |( y0 A$ }
. B$ X4 i/ a# n8 n6 F3 \' B11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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& k. _7 l8 y6 W) O. I/ s2 ~# e12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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6 O- h/ W6 ?, g* `+ u13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers./ S5 y& Q+ v3 _) U- r5 B" h: m
7 f9 H- U! A6 ?' s+ ~* r7 F15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.9 R2 E, I8 n0 J; L k% ?
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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! K' z/ |+ x& P! n# R. D19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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/ O$ k0 J( t" {- k) v20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.6 }/ J: f7 x ^3 W" w9 U6 Q. ~( \
% A7 e: _, `- \' p) q7 @' F21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"" o% m. W, I# a1 x/ B2 c
; |; ~7 p9 g* B5 {+ d+ Q0 F22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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