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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.2 p0 G4 X1 D" |8 O2 G' ~
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.' a b8 s5 x. s5 q2 c' i
5 G8 f; Q2 ^" d2 {3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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" r' v+ u6 W& X; g7 N7 A: ?4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.8 b) D5 Y0 v2 Y+ X' q. T& ]
: t: H8 r2 f7 B3 I5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.$ M! A4 ]& a; Y! n% f
' p& z3 f% o0 A( e9 m. y6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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h) F/ i. o, B8 H' X1 G6 S* k7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.$ S* s, I0 P2 H1 d& A, u8 N- I
5 i5 X3 o3 e( j9 q6 E1 x8 k& d5 I8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.4 x& t: c1 y* r3 Z5 p# _
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.7 b! R8 z, m$ Q1 q. J
) ~: _ f: e) \0 W/ p* @) b- N10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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4 O0 n5 K4 b- u12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.6 H$ u$ x* K% v% u' k
# \; W% ?: A H4 n13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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( o" u8 i8 c3 T& }$ D15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.' f* H% v4 V; k+ `8 H, `* P) Q8 U+ m+ z
8 S# _9 N* }# H# U; e16.) You take naps./ g6 R- _2 N, R# N5 d& k' a8 T# }& R
6 ]3 G2 Y; \ o0 J2 V* ~* @17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.# i% m3 a3 [$ B1 E# l% F2 V
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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/ Q) C! Y* C$ C! l) [, ^2 ?1 x! l; l19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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- A2 y/ Q$ m, h0 o& C20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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) V- P d8 G3 I6 z( l21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"" x7 g) T& L3 G6 D% q
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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