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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 $ u7 s2 `! m, D

) p  m6 X# a6 U1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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4 C0 F0 b" D& W1 G7 k# [" y- p2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed./ ^6 i+ J7 ]: i% H* S1 ^

$ O! h1 Q  h0 K3 s3 V9 f5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.6 D8 \+ k2 }2 R- k! a, {

7 T+ c. ?2 U% B4 Z6.) You watch the Weather Channel.: ^/ y/ F, H& m( x  B

0 u/ e' P6 U& ]7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.; s* y0 w" @' F$ s' I' ]

+ }6 k, D* ~/ Z) y" C9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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! |7 X# D+ _+ I# `$ ~1 P! u11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.& v  O3 I' w& v0 }9 u& }( I

4 ]" o6 W0 r: W$ K& j" _, Y/ M- t13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.5 v8 G# Y' Z4 A+ l9 N7 c
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.7 k4 T/ e" p- X$ p1 W& B* O1 ]& _: C
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt." N) h& C% ^- G  {7 ]1 g
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16.) You take naps.; [: Y/ o5 U. q( Q  m2 Z

$ P) R; k' w; j+ B1 j: |3 ~* j% \17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.& p$ w% {* X  c2 E/ s, T

$ l% x, ^* D* Y18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.  N: S) J/ i6 @1 ]: \. E
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"! b6 Z# i$ ?$ A( _$ X) E

- T/ F$ B9 h7 e; _7 r1 s22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 5 V2 ~3 r; p) ^- j1 c2 m1 ]4 k
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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