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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 5 X+ E+ S8 x. Z4 d' n
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.3 ` i" T. D+ b
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.; Z# G8 @1 E8 T
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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; N) v' L9 S: |. X. S4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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9 w: M4 x$ n" S; t0 g2 J5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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% x+ u. F2 T1 m/ O7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.$ n7 i- q0 p, i. ^ W; e/ l
4 Y: l9 a+ m) q/ O C8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.' }( q3 {7 l* J1 K0 J$ w' b
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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u% d% o: O y" J* x3 D8 r- X10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.; u5 O3 y$ Y! K2 U7 d& n, Z7 X
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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4 {3 j- V) Z7 @! C3 L14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.: [ m, I9 D8 d% M, L( R* b8 D
; N( Z) H: y) a# F E2 |15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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+ n! \" B# W" |- _( e- x t/ `16.) You take naps.$ ^& d( Q. a6 r# |! o
1 P$ r9 Q( }5 y. D9 z; c17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.) C, y1 G/ [, T! T9 |
; W0 m8 o( {' l+ W5 T- ^6 ~9 ?1 ~18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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& I, l9 }4 R- k2 G' x) ~19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.: K3 x% f: K9 W
2 B6 I/ }( z2 r7 s% Y, [21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"6 M) s* R0 J" z6 E2 u3 k+ @9 j, v9 t2 \
7 ~1 j% Y/ e* L6 C, p7 u22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. % f/ ^" ?. O0 R1 Y2 J b) s
4 V6 J8 y0 f: F) {( r; x g1 x23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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