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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 3 g6 T7 f9 x& n, X; E- ?" I0 Q
3 g) c4 Z, h! U- Y1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.$ D2 i. O! C0 \$ `8 m, u
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.- H' v1 v3 D' T% u& W
, D, O& i! \( x3 j4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.! k5 A/ G8 s/ H6 a/ n: K( D
d* b8 c% j* Z$ z7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.7 ^0 b+ x- p7 w
# L" \5 E/ g( O8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.7 I& a( G7 p# y$ k3 a
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.* r1 M V Z% ]
/ y, B. Y. F3 v10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)9 J& F9 a6 Y) [4 ~+ P( Z* k
0 \3 ~4 h/ T) ]# Q1 P% f* q11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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5 C4 J6 R# d d8 M0 a# \$ x12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.7 Y" P- a# ]. K
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.5 Z$ R9 T8 o" ~+ G7 ~
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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p3 d) Z- `* z+ @16.) You take naps.
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' `' ]! q9 p% O; w j# [+ g8 M6 a17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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6 b/ S; m \( u! q! P$ O18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.! W6 g; ^/ \* ]: ?& [3 `
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.5 B+ n8 o' a0 _- [; W8 {
' [% ]1 x; D2 Y! Z9 s$ u6 h4 M21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"5 v' B( ?: p/ b) r0 y
/ i S9 n$ D, \9 ]9 n8 {- I22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 4 U/ ]0 k8 w' ?) t2 }
" e2 \' r+ q+ H( s0 B v3 ?23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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