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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 ( {4 Z6 R% ~4 [; F8 W$ E
; M: W5 I( M8 Q- d' l: C& Q: F3 S1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.5 x3 c" i+ q; [" B* z
9 M$ d r. X( P* x |( d- @2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.5 {3 c* K E2 r
% {, G% L' \3 z* ^$ E6 j" p4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.! ]& C( P4 A% f r" w2 Z, H1 q
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.4 Y+ z: ?+ N) D; i, W; C" {" ~4 y
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.; h5 w" r2 f$ |) h% H9 r
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.0 j( C( @. o; Y
4 f3 v9 ]5 R7 n! j9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.- V' t( r) d# \+ Y# {9 v$ V. V
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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0 c3 A' Y6 _* h. B11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. Z7 u2 ^* b( q# v
! g) g% {( K) S12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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" v: ~" ~$ I. M1 I15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.! p6 J; W! P! O) s4 y# y0 M4 J. q% V6 ~) W
# L I ^- W1 S9 s0 O1 t16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.$ Y+ W9 U6 E) [9 B7 U! D
/ j; L1 h1 L5 `6 J, h5 g18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.* F: }/ [% f% {) A3 u
. Y. g6 e4 g! V1 s+ `& Y9 t8 F4 T20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.& y( y4 [4 e- T1 h, p
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!", u, C r' y1 t% g% ^1 m; j+ t
, H( I6 D/ t& w0 ]6 [22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. & M( N& h# Z: N* Q* \8 v5 M
% g M" M$ V* a% n% a5 r' ]23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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