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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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* P. K/ Y) L, ]. D/ x2 x5 n1 M1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.: r3 c1 e; v. p
! P9 N" x O+ u2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.9 ^7 d# D& I! E& g
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.0 z, {* b- o7 Y5 \+ S6 {
8 ^% Q# w% c! z5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.+ s) ?% P: D5 p1 A% _7 {# G
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.# j7 S( g" v- o: e8 u4 y
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.- [( X1 I: \; K3 U1 T
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.8 l; }# V7 i S+ E! O0 }* w( f1 e
m ]& C/ A' G7 [" w- Z9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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1 c9 f# p. i( E' z. u10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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1 i* ?0 p7 E5 B) M, m/ R- i11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.. ~( ?' F6 x! j0 k' Y- a* v
; g A, L& M9 o. W l+ o( ^12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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" i2 s. x/ Z# c9 v' J: N! n! \0 A13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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. C) d; u- n' |6 q* I+ F- f& Q14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.7 S; p* R# M* p7 i2 h) h
' w4 F F2 p* {+ V0 q16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.3 @: A3 u4 R3 T$ q
! K0 n' ]( Y, S& l19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.; T0 ]1 P! K- h/ P
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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, q$ b2 H3 L3 z1 \1 z" J' b22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. & A: c; S1 Y& D; w( B# t7 a
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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