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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 3 n( o2 E( W2 L) I4 ?* S; @- |9 Z
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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0 _- ]% O' w/ p6 m) c2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.5 w1 U% @$ [6 J8 W& p4 G4 E
. }5 ?& M. j( |; R1 H3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed., {5 j4 p+ J3 A
$ o7 o. Y% ]5 X3 g- ]& N, `+ e0 |; U5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.; r# h0 y4 s2 n, D. H9 m: f& M9 C
% p, |5 @ X; t9 T$ l; U6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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! y1 L# |, h. v/ d" r8 A# e7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.4 W& {% J4 F# Z
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.; s" b2 }( O2 { n
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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# E5 J2 I. g# s10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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* K2 H5 V9 J" l; L' r& I( {$ D11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.0 k$ O# B. W) {2 q+ z; P
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.: u2 ]" V* x& s" f" _
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.. e2 U2 L$ g. l6 l
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.$ F. A! _: v, l+ z1 N2 J
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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- p& V m7 {9 a+ e) q. B22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. ! S. b4 d/ `# t" ?( i
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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