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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 4 \" c5 {% y: g3 ~
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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) ~" F: a) F5 A% K. S5 j4 C2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question./ u- q% z# x! U6 `3 M' c
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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/ [  y. ?: ?- [4 C4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator., T# |& m8 o4 E. m+ s

( S% E+ I' z/ ]6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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1 j5 t2 @2 v6 E8 j! K, k: ~2 }7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.3 S, r( {/ x" S$ U
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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3 ]$ s1 k2 K5 r4 |1 ^* e! `1 S9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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( t. f9 ~# Y' ]: n7 g10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)0 m1 e5 Q6 @0 o" f0 j* U

8 u' r% M+ J7 [/ e& T/ U; S2 x11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.  H2 d; ~7 t! Z! n; G/ r: w1 Y
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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, u/ s; J' f, g; T8 F13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.% Y- r- F) v+ k' v" ?# J( u

. p; J8 z; ~* V14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.$ q* [& x+ w8 L8 A: w: t
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.. {5 ]3 H  z% O( U/ H  b8 A
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.4 q! k% p$ Y, j) p; ]/ O- P
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time." k( J7 }- f9 x; ?. w
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"$ H, R4 w0 ^- ?

1 z- g/ n; ~) y' t; Y+ V22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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7 v. L: U# U) {; B, i: A/ p  k; R23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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