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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 ) ~# N4 c$ U" X5 N# D" i. @

# q/ Q9 q5 F6 o1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.1 p6 d, T5 V* C

" X5 y* w& ^2 ^1 v! s% B2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.1 M" T- W4 H: q' Z

9 M; F7 L4 O+ `; @3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.7 N5 Y' I  }  _1 K( e. s# H2 i
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.8 K. E, l1 \& {- f/ {% \$ _: Y

2 j$ r: o  I0 w. l6.) You watch the Weather Channel.2 N; l7 `7 v' ]5 C+ F0 \  |
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.7 I4 h5 J2 E4 _2 J: g- d
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.0 [2 y8 l; C  _. ?1 @
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'." g) ~8 h  k5 a
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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( P" K* W* b' D) n5 g6 p" `11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.8 w" \9 ~4 G" _; V+ r
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.4 e& `7 ~0 Y7 W/ k

& ^0 D4 ^% R+ z4 l) j" y; i14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.6 ?' [/ X) i0 C9 A2 H, ]' i4 f2 z
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach., x$ X  T" K, Z- M! _8 F
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.3 O0 _& s' P( Y+ F

/ }( d9 i- j6 X8 D20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.9 ]1 s: F: X  ?& U9 ]4 O
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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% S, Y. X  m+ X% h6 f9 ~22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. " Z! j4 Q% w! P9 h& {- ?  \

3 p2 {! O3 `5 T9 g% D& G1 q23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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