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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 & Z8 l, y! I; G$ S1 _9 H# J

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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.1 U  A8 F, g' q

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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5 N% Z! d" F! V. C1 R3 u5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.' v0 c2 u- x% `5 k& h, F
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.7 d/ R0 Z& ^5 N5 }, T, C/ A

" B* N# L' \9 V1 n5 f9 [- Y8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.& @  W5 M  k" r) L/ X2 i) P
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.& l1 \0 h! f3 A4 S* b
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)/ X5 E% g: v9 y) ^

$ `) D- {: X8 C6 p1 `' q! H; q  p11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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& A7 ?. s/ L$ c$ j12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.6 ]7 n+ B) l$ W6 c# T. W

6 ^5 {$ H0 k. l; k' Y' c15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt./ e# ^: X" E# o7 ]2 L1 M

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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.7 `* C5 q6 }$ F9 z8 ^5 _  j, L
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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5 N+ T/ x; G- j) N! s19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.) I" j6 A8 {: [5 z$ W0 D. h

$ t! Z( r* ~5 T' g. j/ F1 h' Q20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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8 A$ C! R! Q! O22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. " a2 Z6 |8 _9 x5 k6 Q
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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