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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 : x5 m: Y' u! n6 S

( k4 u/ e2 ^  Q. d# @. l3 j1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.% h, S7 b5 h( ]5 l" L

2 d1 W& }: @) D2 b/ z# H8 d6 ]2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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" r: s1 ?" Q" J* Q4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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& V- z' T# R3 D3 {/ d! G! a. P7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'., p* D. T8 T4 ?

! k: j4 Q; ?( y8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.& U+ y9 E$ i7 q( j: _6 h6 m! F1 S

( z* W- s! y2 B3 o6 d: S: H9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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0 n* x& [" W1 W+ r4 a6 S10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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7 f" L: l1 N& v; P1 Z11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you./ V, A$ b( y/ S
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.+ o0 x# Z. u, S& x1 b; R2 H
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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  a/ A' A7 S/ D2 n5 X14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.. r$ d# }; K2 c: e) ?& R; ?' w
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.4 u- Y  t- @4 g; y# H, v

, b' b1 X9 [. `( h) h1 j2 }9 V16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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8 Y! X# ]2 A. A$ F2 l; P18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.) O  g; z( s( H0 J

0 _2 q/ X4 ?" R% q: x20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.9 M6 u3 K9 ]) F: ~

, z  ^9 b2 ^. K- i( j21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
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鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
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发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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