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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 : d4 n) I1 X2 c
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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/ A2 H6 U/ _( h" Z4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.' t5 ?( ?& Z4 T3 y. P6 j" R
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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4 _4 B4 K z0 O+ U) s/ p1 s: |3 c6.) You watch the Weather Channel.& `1 u# N2 S( A
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'. I/ o7 |5 q( F+ V* y1 l! |% T* L
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.# `7 f- i! s' ? Q) ?: X2 `' g
8 {) {6 S/ Z8 G7 r9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.3 W$ m9 [( |0 Y; Y) i5 ^
( J% D0 x3 l5 r2 \6 I% B, x10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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# @7 `; f5 d& e11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.* L7 b! ]% F* E$ m
* e: p! V& B' T7 _12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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" ~; n/ z h u+ f$ W+ {* ~13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.8 G) U8 m7 u z9 S2 [
* T/ f) C4 ~( B9 T& A% j14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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! M9 r$ K" b* A7 ]( }7 }2 A5 C15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.0 z; [ L( p0 P# z: V* V. @5 w
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.( [7 e$ W1 T0 W
?" {7 L' I% x19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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% y8 K3 w- n4 g; j. W9 y21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. * @9 E0 v7 L% A/ j3 G
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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