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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 " G5 A- H7 ?) _& h) n9 w4 r3 q5 P
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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5 `& H* {( [5 v( A# n8 A/ z+ r2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.5 ?+ h k5 c3 H+ }) \/ J7 t
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.) @: r9 c& |" o) S7 n' r" _
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.0 F3 f6 U/ G8 U- r7 g' i- ]
8 H* B! |+ j9 s: b5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator./ ?6 p1 F; l5 I7 x! J! `
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.# ^) Z7 L6 l8 w# R
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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- p7 d L" U% k8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you." W' \9 x: G/ I( o, e
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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# e! F1 v+ a8 ~/ Q13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.2 p+ \! q5 e: u/ h. E) H3 z
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.0 ?5 c6 }8 U1 q& R) t- M& y) S
! X" Y0 q h# _3 j2 D18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.. Z/ f$ u; t' g/ U
9 @( F* e* o5 ^19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.* {8 e, V% D3 R7 j: l2 s B
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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3 L8 _: b; D& b. @ y21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"8 V [& w S! i) s6 @; S9 a" j7 ~. o
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. ' c* {3 H* W! ~( w
0 v6 \0 }) w3 x4 j# {23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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