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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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9 ^% {- X: U( O) F: Z3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.0 e8 i* b( @; o' f" q4 F3 G
/ C! M' J# l% h4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.1 K) ~' |0 K: Z& L
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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- B' v8 H3 e) P* N" s2 g# C6.) You watch the Weather Channel.1 i: t% ?$ D) j5 \
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.) l" N! B; S8 Z6 X) a, y
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14./ {- k( T' X& y' v Z {" V0 f
5 C- h! [ [- \* B. }( d i9 a9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.5 r7 |& X& S6 E1 e; m1 M" V8 S1 f
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.( a' b/ o2 ^+ Z* E. {) L, V3 ]
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.$ q v0 k9 z0 I
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.7 g. w* W: w; D" D* K$ F0 A# S
( K7 j. X3 G5 q2 P( _" f4 A) |% T21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"* y+ {1 h5 b% X: g2 Z! l
; m$ F/ T* {+ r22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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