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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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" x" l9 ^) I/ B1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.+ v9 k: ?, k" F9 S
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.; p% j! c9 }+ ]3 s, F! n# F
, N! X. I4 c* R/ s% e8 D3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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& X/ ^! W# ]# J2 V5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.6 y& p4 C w; g! T5 Z/ _& x
" m5 Q; e( s, S6 G* ^0 m# D6.) You watch the Weather Channel.' Y9 l/ W8 |; w3 W2 Q9 k, w
2 P& L) p* `8 X7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.! e/ u$ Y( f, G9 |
V7 w% H* I _' V0 }/ n" m8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14." Y: J5 E/ Q9 `
( R+ }2 L/ H0 V( ?5 y2 y9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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& g' ]/ X4 ?' j& }8 d5 ?1 [0 Q/ }3 `10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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9 l% h4 m% o9 U+ x11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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3 p8 T3 M$ e# r( Y/ L12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.% ?# i; z9 V. [# n5 s: q5 L
2 l/ e8 m, g, u" D: z13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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. \) x. s- e n- c2 G14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.3 e* n. b9 c/ {( Z+ Y, d
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.. p9 v9 t- q8 @+ ]
4 P2 q5 X1 U/ |5 P+ n16.) You take naps.- [( L6 h7 m( e; `% S! Z, h+ S! G9 `
A- J5 w) U% S( `, f17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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) L6 H. N/ G8 v18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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$ g+ g: a! O9 t$ h' d5 Z19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.: x+ T& K0 ?* r+ N4 [# v
' }8 {2 h9 z. l% U% k. O20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time." x( @0 l8 A2 n+ E
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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9 A; A' w# W' |5 t$ ?- W: T22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 0 M9 _2 E0 f1 `( S9 d7 `
* W7 ~- v8 |0 P) |3 Q1 [23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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