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5 H2 W' K* D: R7 v1 t' X1 H1 {! V$ E- H5 C1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.4 k( l; [) x8 V/ z! f# t" ^
9 u3 C& K9 i7 D; Q7 a2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.( C# V9 ~3 e# E8 h1 x# O
2 ?- {' N; l5 p3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.' `' f8 J* l! f3 Z9 _5 U6 Y$ z/ }
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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3 z9 m6 ]5 m/ Y6.) You watch the Weather Channel. G' d$ y. e9 L8 `
0 d+ Q% g1 ~ v9 C/ }7 D* u7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.$ ?& M. f1 y/ t3 B. t! t7 n
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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. C2 [' w* T& ^; i" M; K1 }9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'." ?& M8 y& O4 S& U6 ~9 e
& E; L, c- w* |- q$ I# R10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)( M/ o: d( l ]& `; D
, U: L ^6 S* v; T11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you., |5 q( k" p t; k4 F; k
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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! C9 H; \0 B/ U! S9 D14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers." }" U5 e( l: {1 W
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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: I0 J$ d; e3 d: ~( x16.) You take naps.+ X. l, u5 m1 g% f; G; S, p+ _
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.3 F9 n2 i2 ?/ P; C+ y. \
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.8 Y7 }$ }/ O+ c; L
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.: f$ O! y' D2 D6 j' O2 O6 m
. d# c% y8 F7 \ Q20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.' U# M" k$ Y, c0 k0 [: ^
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"5 ~, f3 i; c9 b1 C
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 6 f( v1 D* K8 x# ^+ c% Y V2 a+ d
" H6 n) e' d0 X23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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