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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 ) Y& S+ m1 ~* q. t! U: S! t
2 w+ N+ I9 D5 r6 m. p1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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, t j0 I5 ?2 B7 U4 g2 Q2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.4 {, {8 j( |: a. z, ]& p4 k- [
8 ^+ I; _, ^8 Z. V. I3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.2 K7 A- q0 n4 b4 L+ ~6 c
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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1 v4 A- V b' f2 C; o6 d8 [" u6.) You watch the Weather Channel.2 Q l9 h" n0 ^- i, f
" r: ~/ {8 d, R7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.: |. i: Q* Z9 m
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.# v' z. w( j- S5 L* _; ~
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!) |* R5 d; Q3 B# H: q
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.7 ~1 H7 Z" n( s3 X
, a1 k" Q5 o5 ]12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.4 l2 j/ y0 E$ \8 ?: {
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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9 e! [% f5 ~& e( }% X& D V( {, }14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.4 `" E2 Q, `( P% @, K9 b
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.( c6 V" g. e, v) P1 W
: z1 Y, M/ g0 j7 O9 ^1 R3 ^3 m: [1 ~# a17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.% p* ?% o+ p. [! l8 t& r3 d
# C5 j7 X! s9 d4 ^6 s8 n: Z18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.6 s! d5 N! C) L1 ]
/ w/ l' h% E" a9 G19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"% g# S/ R2 E r0 y
2 S! u1 a8 r/ m8 @22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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# e7 t+ Z6 {; o. f* |" M0 l$ e23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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