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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 ' N/ B9 y4 { M* X
: l) Z$ F1 F' y! m9 A$ F! z1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.0 m) ^4 p$ D. i: M
7 j, V3 ?; `2 i, R6 q! n2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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( Y( t/ v# n" B( |( R3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.0 t; |3 ~. `& ]4 y$ @
( f- `5 T) E2 v" t# C/ c, ]5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.2 f' R, p& L: T4 m ^
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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+ F6 I$ ~& d5 U" T4 F% J7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.$ v8 Z8 C2 I% T- \1 `6 z7 s% d
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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) z% v2 e; {. D' U$ l( Z5 s10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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8 Y/ V4 F- Y1 p4 N11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.- X$ Q4 \+ r& y+ ]1 I
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.% c; b1 ?) U9 i
& D+ l0 v" I1 C13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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( i2 K& `- ?/ w1 [& B15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.% W _. p& ?1 s# U- X! r
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.8 D$ V3 R; X' L
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.6 s7 _7 D" g1 h: W: b9 g/ E
: L: D( [4 z) G* m' S19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.6 c" n N9 R, `0 Q# l7 @( ~2 k: c+ [
2 y6 O0 C3 I" {+ n2 j, l20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. ; ]8 _; s, H& R& @
' q! W" n) U; t- D3 v* M) L23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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