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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 ' X% J7 U  S+ N
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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+ _6 X& ]$ `: u7 s5 t4 [2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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, z0 B( N0 S( M1 ~( n# c3 N' `# x4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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2 B, V- [3 c/ B9 p: b: `9 Z5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.2 g1 `: X" g3 \6 A' H; n: K; W5 d
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.7 \5 x- g4 G$ X8 N. `* K/ V
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.& E% C. Z, q7 T/ m! p0 n

$ {4 N' K/ L, D/ y" G9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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4 W" u1 R$ G, d& ^$ H11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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3 o7 ^8 v7 U! S13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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2 w  r1 z  O4 J5 \16.) You take naps.
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3 b* Z+ F8 q& e) ?17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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4 j7 o1 z! F5 h" U. y" ], t# k% Y7 a19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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& ~+ \5 r( A  I2 D9 \& G9 S. m9 F20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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3 P7 ]* a! @: I1 a/ S$ c  c21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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7 n  j7 H! E. q$ |" V0 P22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. ; }$ h: Y4 D- y4 o0 S  ?4 \+ r5 e6 [

1 i2 w  K8 M' Q/ e1 g$ H23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
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鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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