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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 0 E7 {/ P) ?& Y2 m# Y/ Q9 R' S5 Z
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.6 ~" J) ?! Q1 k6 B0 g
/ H' K3 _$ [* _9 @5 D' S9 H O$ w3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge." \: w8 A0 X, x. {# j" A5 K
% j# E9 v! W! Z% @4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.1 \, j6 k1 g6 ]7 C- P/ j
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.3 ^, m; _3 e/ L3 s
3 p3 \6 L' y: y, o3 ~8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9 r5 j3 r: D0 z4 e9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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7 N+ `! {: G4 M* F* @/ f$ [10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)7 ?6 C9 y, Q, g
% ~) z; {; ?/ `8 H) F11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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( F) I$ d; e8 g) Z/ u& h& f# g13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.* k" n7 p* t1 D( Q7 H
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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' Y; o7 o4 |! s9 p0 z+ a15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.* z1 C; W0 R( O$ f, l0 ^$ a5 w
, i2 g/ E& f1 u" R16.) You take naps.# B# @8 o0 h3 z: D, \# X+ H
# s8 v/ S2 O; c$ k17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.2 T) `4 t# ~9 k% Z' V: ^, A! D
/ |: Q- P2 s2 n; G18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.1 ^+ w& l/ c1 e
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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( E4 v) I3 h+ E+ {23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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