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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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0 G7 t2 j: X7 M& S3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.; M+ F: ?. ?& W7 Q; X6 E
$ O+ J7 e# h2 N% F/ m4 u: H4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.$ J* a7 p$ E' t- T8 K
2 o$ R4 [+ q* c" E( n s5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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0 }# g2 [; ?, y; u f6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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1 p& z8 P/ C m4 J# ~, h7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.' b. e5 s8 K K, ]+ J8 G" v
' t' V$ v) f' E% T/ s8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.6 F$ n6 K. k L( u
7 N# p, Q' \& Q, ^. \; p9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.# l, Q, W Q7 a* ~
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you." P1 x; }! I& k
U9 I+ [, W$ G7 `4 o12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.' m" M- _; ]- v. b9 P
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.6 ]* U% u$ c4 O- M0 |- Y# j+ e; t
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.2 } x7 S# r, a* A2 Z
* x. k; g: X ^7 ]8 U17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.! C5 v# j6 H$ |3 U* y
! }! Q" {; F- R+ P0 r19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.3 Y/ e- l, O$ Y9 S2 i& S) q7 j
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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0 O/ M7 \" U5 L2 n/ f. M& _! D22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. % r# U5 \6 c0 K5 Z
+ E. R. a1 H- E23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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