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4 B- b) U6 }+ l1 q- R1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.& f8 u \3 S' \: c) M
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.# y9 m% r& L% Q, q; d
( q U7 I( u0 a! j1 H- I! v) T5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.( L; e/ q& b" s6 [
% t2 \& V: V5 }& T, e. [6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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; K5 j) Y1 ?1 X4 w% f7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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, g7 ?+ e# O+ E/ E6 H8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.3 f: o$ M) }: D' ~+ Z9 g& x% n+ d$ G% a
' q0 j% g0 x p) J% o9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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/ F4 ^" m. f0 m9 b" r10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.! ?3 ]* |7 Q; h7 F) ]) W* e
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.! z6 P% ^! E! Q8 N. C/ |
6 Y3 E5 y4 y+ a7 s n* B14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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4 m1 e2 Y7 Y1 \16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.* O5 n% j7 d. |! M2 @
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.8 A: K+ z$ h$ D8 R2 C4 _- C y5 D
/ i7 _' q1 J" {; k4 m$ k19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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_) Q- y |# N7 d& x4 X20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 8 X4 Y' B* p! v$ d+ w. R
# g5 C: ]3 F1 a. K. V6 G23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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