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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 6 h4 q3 E; t( ~4 h' |+ ?
0 R* n8 ^4 t" R, u, C1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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]* _' o' e; s2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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4 z4 z+ o0 m# p6 r/ l$ D3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed., l% @% A% g. ?' \6 l( E: V( Q
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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2 d1 ]; R0 F+ [5 E( @$ G6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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1 @! F* C3 t7 A: S G( a+ E7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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: x$ J% k& l0 q9 G8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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5 u0 H4 r4 \2 ]9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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1 q" l0 D7 a4 |; |: e; A3 n2 N10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)5 J2 i3 _8 v& R8 J. b4 d! [
' Q. k$ V7 D- M$ w! N7 L+ F11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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$ H1 y( I# s% e1 `12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.; {; a+ P' a3 e1 n5 Q
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.4 |" N' ^ K2 C
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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7 v. K3 J- }/ ~/ @- J; t1 f: `16.) You take naps.
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: [6 Y/ I0 A$ ^3 {( d1 Z4 h$ {/ D17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one., v) s8 { X3 V
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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+ y$ |2 o' ~- T( z8 X# w# |. z19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.) M& u% K. S) ]# q
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!" q* f/ T2 v% v1 o) \7 C
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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, W3 l! w; ?# w% V1 ]6 y/ Z23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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