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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 . q# F+ c4 b6 O# P D
& A$ o5 z, O- {, l1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.) J, p1 z% J) V* P
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.+ H1 H7 [ G7 Z+ D8 ^- o( d" x8 N
/ \0 ^0 p4 y" T/ X0 }$ A& X5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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" u# ^ j9 Y/ u6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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' B0 e* P# i1 I9 y) {8 m7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.& P6 F3 t, T7 T' k" ~7 N# }
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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$ z6 _1 n) U# t2 f' c11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.* o! L9 g9 y2 g- b0 E3 J
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.! l* z- x7 m$ O2 @1 }
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt., i( }2 _/ g9 v# U# Y3 C% X q. N
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16.) You take naps.% F* I7 l7 k( r! t
9 V) Z% a# r: E+ i l17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one. ?; F6 N+ E7 v* x3 r4 [
) T% ~' P6 g t8 ?- a7 g {18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests./ Q/ Z2 \. I( k5 g" ~
$ e6 z# n1 M; D& P& N: q20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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( p) m' h" h; B2 `, T$ s23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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