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5 ?+ e: F4 T6 s+ _$ }9 r1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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3 h1 l _1 I" }4 W/ I2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.. w& p& x, W1 \' N
6 @! |% l W' Q, ]' a7 J3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.! \1 ^* x/ p ^
* W1 Q, n! T+ s9 O1 O1 `& ?5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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: P* T) ]. ^8 m- m; X6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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" n" c1 x4 ]% q/ ]7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.# k8 D0 }) U" ^$ m, b
/ h: y9 A* w# ]) [# T: ^8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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~0 }5 v! Q2 i1 p. a# q9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.; K. A) B+ E! s6 L# O" g
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!); ^, h q# H/ E( k5 C
0 N% E( V6 W1 Z6 [( ^+ g% T11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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/ e7 d1 h* Z4 h13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.. b5 Q; C9 m. f& F4 T
2 I3 V5 R- n% y' k* t1 w14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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6 D1 j- Y- @& N2 L2 y, D# @' p15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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) b0 c2 G7 a* G1 k$ ~/ G( _16.) You take naps., i$ e1 K6 N. ]2 V* \6 j( R
l7 _; E: X) r, w' ?17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one. F# w, q/ g; E8 m* H4 g U
% l% P) X5 t7 @18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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) ]4 G. S. i/ d9 u+ w1 z Z* G2 I& W19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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! X1 L% _ S. ] B) U4 h21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"! h$ t. `; b% x6 f, \9 p& Y
! Z) `5 x8 X9 R22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. - j3 |7 I& A; _3 o7 ~6 a `
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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