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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.( s- z5 Z) _: s8 |& k
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.* c0 P1 J9 V1 T* x1 A/ a6 c" H# P
/ V# b) H, k8 C- F8 P6 _. n3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.7 L& _9 F3 C0 m8 i k1 E
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.9 B/ H# b7 O3 @0 t% H1 n
' t7 o, c% @* `9 q; u! x5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.* R% M+ A* K' I( u
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.( W# p9 @ I# M/ H& C3 u v
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14./ M( L9 W3 n( D" w& e {
1 }8 W$ o% w* P3 L5 Q4 |9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.6 B. U/ e3 L% I- Q2 a
. h+ N' j1 o8 P: [& g* q10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)& E: M9 u0 b, ], `- x: Q- j7 g2 I
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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8 y1 B. B ?: j0 M( U" z k12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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: q4 ~1 h5 N/ i( K; e% I" _5 X6 V9 ~& u13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.' L; X B) C7 ` N& n$ r/ t: U
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.: T6 X) Q2 y$ q6 c I9 E' ^" J
* a1 R$ B, b; p ~7 {. |15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.! ]. x- r# V- [7 @6 u! b* J& [
$ x: s7 Y Z: [) d3 Y7 \$ ^16.) You take naps. j' p i/ A/ E8 g
, k% P: F$ i7 p17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.1 v }3 z- A: m g' I. X2 B6 f. m- i
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.) ]- F3 l4 s2 Y( m& o0 x
# F x3 h, J& Y: e20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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! F, n) j' d% Y. ?. Q22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 3 l- x* d) H2 X4 W
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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