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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.- A8 }! u/ D. L, |2 }
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.4 H3 o6 [/ \2 D# P
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.9 M! ^) X2 Z0 m
C7 O: u- { u+ E" ^7 m6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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: D" r( h3 P1 ]4 E- D4 Q7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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% F+ ?/ P! t! x9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.$ E6 e+ p' A( M4 l7 Q N! g: P! ]2 G
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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3 S* @/ W" w9 O+ a( _- @( ^# o9 {. \12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more., C' T6 |. }& z( I4 @, B* s
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.6 ?- C$ ?6 q1 Z
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.: z* y; }. d6 [/ D9 \
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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6 W5 k1 i, Q, ^1 u3 t Y+ e22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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