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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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6 i7 y7 u* T( p/ s5 a2 k  h0 S1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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' @  F" y# o6 p; S# o- x3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.4 M6 X4 u% \/ H

8 V% J* q& z3 V" U4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator., C$ h9 }) r/ t5 O% P, X

. B, U3 _( _5 W- e* B# h6.) You watch the Weather Channel.1 Y. F, l7 z& Z) v5 k% u" g

; }) |& g) \0 b: I! @' F. E7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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  H8 K9 M& C# m, ~. i8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.0 y) c# k* a& a' j

2 l* B( }" J) P10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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3 H# u1 I" M! r6 s2 `) d1 L7 e12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.4 J. U$ e4 K2 z: O6 x0 x4 d; l
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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9 n9 o/ `0 C8 B; ]# I15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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( h# H, S" I( i+ e2 Z16.) You take naps.% P$ D! E5 x3 C8 S/ k

5 ~1 L* ?+ H5 F& A# O17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach." k2 o6 j: S0 t- W4 ]' A
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.: C  q; B( g2 }' T+ `3 P. c

0 M4 U7 h8 |2 c: D- O% e& C! b21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"/ o: r4 O6 N4 O4 F* F- R( `& ~" ]
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. * e& K  K5 j/ H7 q5 |4 y

" Z( ^, P  ]  C! i' [# x3 D5 r23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
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鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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