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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 , c/ t; C: c- M/ e- F

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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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$ G& t# }0 N6 x2 B% k  }3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.2 T: I7 Y+ c: i6 D! W
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.1 A- o5 ?  ^5 l  v

- U. \+ F2 V/ d; r5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.* U% G& j' G" R' }3 p% u
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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" W! C' ~3 {7 M1 n6 C) o5 I6 [" {! |5 c10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.7 ~. l) Q- `4 Y* n

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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.% C6 D) \4 R8 ?  z, j; S

; `) R6 ]; x$ E# V6 b: x* @15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.4 C' G: m1 j2 O
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.$ B6 e: C* R4 [2 ~, ?/ D
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.% {. U, ?) b; O9 h
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time./ T" B- m8 ]6 R$ `/ Q6 R% Z" m
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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: J+ H- n: ?0 x  |/ l$ N4 u& q* b9 y22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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