 鲜花( 499)  鸡蛋( 10)
|
本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
+ a2 q7 e6 w1 P8 \$ `% G
" _" T+ U. E+ M6 j1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them." k4 H2 ]! P- I- X6 g6 @6 y. O$ i
" j, M4 X9 W# s# l. d
2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.2 y: V e, ^: ?, X$ m4 l
@4 v. X' n" B- ^! C0 Y, Q% F# \3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.* M. t! `, X( X
) t3 G1 J2 v+ o0 A
4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.' e! s o* b5 g: `9 |) z0 u
) T4 p+ E ] u7 F; b5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
% h2 ]% p+ T7 c6 t3 W0 A# K) W2 {. ]" x
6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
. D. M% M. y% A; y! D; Z, N$ E; W/ C6 G7 n4 K. l8 N R& J
7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.. N- D& H& ]6 A; ~! B0 O9 u
4 E$ Z* X8 y+ T' q, o8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14./ Y8 p9 |+ J" S* A6 G: A( ]
& B- [% g; K% C9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
$ W% R# n4 R; o4 ?1 e7 [' d, x" I9 i3 o p, O: ? b
10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
3 s! I7 m% |3 t7 o. k! y: g0 B5 J2 R6 V& j& q& P% @9 ~
11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you./ ], H* c8 ~1 y& y- `+ m
9 a* T# u4 A g1 e) @ k12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.: H0 p. s! V+ M) c$ g4 ^
9 d* X6 K0 d& q- @+ Y' C0 l( C
13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
2 Y9 {1 t6 f+ y# E" O+ n' _0 Z
( k3 |' X+ P, M! d, F1 L9 P14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
+ n! G7 v2 |4 j5 F2 X" G; F0 { ~6 I% n
15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.8 `( @" I" z r) f
% m$ _! w, ^0 X/ f
16.) You take naps.
* B" @% W: s$ w6 V. w4 s% M
& K& X) Y& [: k$ O4 G17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
/ _+ ^. ~8 A b& W9 N8 J! V+ i8 j7 m$ s* @
18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.5 F" Q: J) E1 z. y1 u/ a5 f
7 j6 _+ D$ N- Y: c0 |- W
19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
; @6 H, B+ @$ u3 Z9 }) ?- D x% F1 R5 ?
# v4 W9 |6 x4 \) F* |8 g20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
' R4 S6 R4 }0 D0 M( i# y. Z1 ?( L( F$ f/ P2 t9 S) h6 \
21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"% _; b- y4 |0 w6 G8 d. I- A, p
6 G) O4 y' F/ Z. d, ?, e# q3 P$ M
22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
1 z& \7 j: _. ] m1 \* z# f
* o4 D7 \2 g/ G. [6 j0 g$ ~23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
|