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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.! V2 y8 h* K% g; N7 ?: {
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.5 d" b. e! D$ H( @ k+ {
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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( m, b5 M) r+ b1 Z1 o. o6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.+ F3 t+ c! [: t5 \0 [( F+ Z2 ?# Q5 z0 W
/ y! j |6 L' Z0 R, v9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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! M, { k/ {8 M. P$ V. J) O' \10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)3 L0 ]: ], g5 G- {
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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: y. Y0 S3 g+ Y% v12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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8 `& q& P; |, w3 @' I5 q q: {. D. e W13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.3 e6 G* u+ K' Y! @
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16.) You take naps.
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: U5 _9 ^; A. r: j9 T17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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( ?' u5 C' r; r$ _4 W18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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. j' F+ W" P0 W9 c5 x. o19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests., n, a3 A& N6 R7 z' }# \2 }' e
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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% J0 W. g; E, B% p- Z21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. ; Q% K6 h* K5 h N5 t% y+ Q( U
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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