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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 : X( Z' V: W( U4 I4 g$ ?
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them./ M" P1 H: Z! s2 z  I3 w
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.6 w! y; v; ~- A3 f3 O6 t
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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* Q7 t" Z5 }# V2 n. ~2 V# R4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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) H, |! X( L$ p9 c9 {. ^5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.6 t) w* [! V  P# D7 M4 u

& r/ c% \; D5 O3 ^% X) H6.) You watch the Weather Channel.; |6 z( {' o+ ]- A8 g3 Y

7 @% g3 H1 l, A* \* h0 R2 t8 O7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.2 r3 [: O( V6 A7 R) O

7 \) c$ {& q- c' o5 Y8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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; B* L5 }+ f+ l/ D' Z9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)$ S$ ]( }1 {" U; H
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you." Y: F- W/ v% m. f9 r4 M  A" y: C) T

+ T% Y3 T; M6 y- J12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.  Z4 p% y3 R. J% L7 N; m$ w- f

. [5 N/ E! F2 t/ H6 O/ n1 p7 J. b13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.1 S2 h1 U0 c2 u: O5 o/ {: r* y
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.2 V$ D0 Y6 T2 K5 t( \. s
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16.) You take naps.
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, S+ J/ f& ]! u8 @7 T) E17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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' g* J& h( ?  w. c6 z; X6 m19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.9 f- b& H# f0 J3 ?

  c9 f8 s" n& M+ [20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.7 Q1 |2 j, o) M7 n; o' c5 X

& e' ~" P7 \2 ~! `- S" {21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"& C" N0 e- x/ V% K% C$ a; o+ }; m
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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