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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 3 b( B7 F8 n6 |" F
5 F7 q# e; r: X& t* e* m1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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9 h3 M7 p' u( G7 `: T4 Z" }3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.6 v9 I& U6 O% V* Q5 w6 b
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.; v% O% g# o4 D9 O2 G% v' ]
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.4 |2 c! t9 i7 |; C) S4 c
9 O3 t. O7 z) w" O3 Q2 i# q% c6.) You watch the Weather Channel.) y+ k; t+ ]+ _3 b7 v$ x
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.( @, r) t# f' l+ G3 z
* Y+ y& X! _; A5 p0 r7 _9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.6 p9 r& o( G; p. j) |0 f" w
9 X0 z( c3 f7 | C P! X) w4 o, B10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!) b3 |. t/ M, d- q9 e2 d& O
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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9 B6 P2 `( z b- {13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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+ I( J2 |) i' C# C( j14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.' ]/ @8 t" {: e. I. c
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16.) You take naps.' C- K/ l: f7 H5 l1 X
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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: c1 H6 [2 n1 _2 ~18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.8 b f9 r* M1 E T4 m d8 ?
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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9 H( K3 ]: V& [20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time." s+ a& U3 v# o) X9 d
$ {% K3 c: B% q! ` v21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"% _7 l B) N( a/ U' D2 c8 t
8 Z/ s- Y% ]" R" {5 H2 s22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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/ K/ R: P: V- h4 A- J. S* F7 D23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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