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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 % h% u$ f0 w8 u' \, g2 V! J
/ S+ X- l: s9 `* l4 d* H' g2 Z1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.0 a4 `+ l" d- z" L5 a7 V3 h& p% a( c" k
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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0 a4 B: l! p( [3 j3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge. I* K( m- ^' a( o
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.2 j. [7 ?# |% |6 ~# M2 K3 u
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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, w2 {; q2 C! @ k) ^7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.! k# L! n0 M% X' I! S* a. m' V
+ m- Q" N! M' o; g8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.! E8 O/ Q3 ]+ D9 \
! a" P, L j& U% y! ^7 P, Y10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)" g, ]$ L: X8 m* _4 \
% \2 f$ _5 ~" ^* d+ v6 L11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.. H. d' C- w8 p0 @% o8 A
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.5 X" W7 D1 T" J. e* v2 `: n
" }8 R: l( g' a; c9 Y: z" s14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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) I7 B1 k% ~( W( M15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.& D! P, T2 i/ c9 c
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16.) You take naps.
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2 |# F. D* M- q# n17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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0 Z' K/ a" T8 ?- b18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.. A T/ d5 p/ m! {7 E
1 o: i) \ U8 j" R19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.) J4 b% ^- v8 ] G
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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; w* l7 g5 g% A' M22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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: V0 d# U% H/ A9 n5 l# T9 o& q23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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