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' I$ |. M! h, d S2 S/ f1 }1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.. F( Z1 E) c2 Y! |0 T q
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.* ^( @6 C& J* f! z
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed./ b n7 G4 j# ?: q$ b H0 O
2 L, m% a: q$ `% Y- D7 I$ v) @, ~; I5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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4 F H/ u# F* y2 L! ]: e6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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! ~. u% A" J1 n1 R8 O/ p7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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3 i+ a. P2 C" o) |, s8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.5 G. p! q2 @% }* g# ^# j
* P w9 \- {! b% c9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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, t; S0 q7 n9 r5 p7 ~: r10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)6 |7 ^' b# q* s# _) g+ E; b
6 b* ^% o$ X1 i7 A1 F' I7 g! ~11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.. l5 d1 k% r( q+ p/ J) x
5 J9 Q$ | W" C' s2 k8 Y12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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) F; ?0 e0 {- o+ Y8 q' x- Y15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt., }# T9 ]( V! v1 X, o7 I5 S
: D! O- L$ X v$ J! p4 w16.) You take naps.
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% }6 c3 G" [) y17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.% d' m L/ m! a$ r
* u, U- e8 U- T* {0 W18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.7 x5 J7 w* T# T, Q
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.8 l1 [& [' M& M; I: ]/ O
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"1 v0 C+ |) r. [! H" L7 h7 y
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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/ I& }5 E2 _8 ^* H23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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