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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 # Z" \- G/ U' Q' i
5 h# q( [$ `% t$ \2 U9 j1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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& F& _2 {- {8 s) a. }2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.( u- m( |/ e6 ?
; z; r; B5 }' y! p! l; {1 X3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.0 v/ b3 `# k+ ]" L
$ o o$ ?: Q! I1 O+ L4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14. H( B5 Y- k: F1 H+ @
" V; |" |7 | k$ V E: Y9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.# c- j. M' I" ?2 M$ O
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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% p% z$ G9 e5 n# i! ~, q% ^. P' v11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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. n. g& g+ U: _. X# O7 m12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.8 F K1 C* `/ h) c6 T4 ~5 `" b
- E" j6 U; B* s3 Z0 t$ _14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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t$ H2 \1 x" _4 S# x1 B15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.8 S8 M$ V# F) U1 f( O0 b
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.4 l l4 _2 n2 [- U! W$ J
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.6 }& m: ~1 V k, d. r2 u, M8 x
1 L. J) n2 h* M/ g19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests., o6 l h8 Y2 \$ ]5 Z$ V q
8 c e5 N9 {( ]& A; @/ [; F20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. ( L4 K, k) G" M7 u: y! _
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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