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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.8 j$ S" q! `6 b; n& ^5 c
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question./ V7 b8 [# K* o( d; ?
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.1 F. ]$ ?$ t7 u4 {
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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( E' j5 j2 Y; q6.) You watch the Weather Channel.$ Q1 U/ z8 F* w( H
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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3 L& u2 D; V) i4 i X2 X8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.6 `6 T6 t' x% z Q
+ J& S! M6 K) k8 a9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.! S/ C% B4 u0 h
5 V2 V* h+ E. z+ f10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you./ v: `$ m2 ?" s. | B) w
% x# l/ Q& `8 I4 I- @$ h12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.* ]! K4 B/ ?* G5 H" D
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.& r- Y. t: G' l" W0 J5 t
3 Z; V2 U3 e* X) s7 g, K14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.# A2 S/ V# G c9 t3 h
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.! A& |% `3 i3 ^% g( V* M: V8 }" u
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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* \0 M1 {0 U1 c2 ^, I' \18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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