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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.' |& W1 g" f q5 W
7 @3 H7 k1 G4 ?7 \) j3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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5 F5 f2 \. d ]4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed./ k; l% O# `( @ x
; M7 ?5 E8 Q$ P; W8 s# G+ {* p5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel., v8 E! V6 t1 |' ^1 T
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.1 i# s( O& N+ O+ K; R. N
4 h4 [- L, [ W. A10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!), w* _$ C5 s) |8 y; y/ E; r
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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9 d$ A4 ?2 f" J- \0 o6 k; I/ P12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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0 D' {% r3 N% G W+ k7 C J9 X13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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( n+ z3 }- C# L) ?" B15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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- z) F G& e! \4 A16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one., O' \0 N" I2 _1 X7 z
: X' J9 t1 j7 e! z- c5 V! b18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.( W( N F$ P* E. M6 \# s# X: K; Z
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.4 [4 W" a7 P5 R. H2 ?
' R6 R, T, J3 V$ }4 T4 s21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"8 U: ?, W) q' }! M7 v% h7 I
5 |$ E1 F3 T$ G0 H, h, V: X9 O22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. # G6 {* S* a" L9 A6 r3 [- m
/ l; I( B0 `8 @; N, t! f6 l5 q23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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