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8 _4 W+ A ~* b2 b' u9 N. F2 ]1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them." Z8 O/ x. _$ m+ a% v. K
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question./ |7 s% q2 E( T- I% ^
5 ?& }! q3 f6 ^; ?4 _3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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6 Q/ @0 Z, r! f# M* n& R) a. o4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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* B, }& _3 |' [; M4 |5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.( l" A+ r- W { p
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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q4 t" X3 t3 `. p5 J7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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4 N/ u! a$ h- k$ M8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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0 C6 A/ e$ d! J$ U( M9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'." Y$ w7 U0 k7 Z+ y1 B% R
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)9 O; p! d1 o+ G( h" s
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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( l3 g" U6 h2 o6 z12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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( q. [6 |3 H- M% o/ A13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.* S) w3 S) d/ e; q8 i. a3 v
" Q# f) s0 R8 ^( e0 `4 j4 G. T15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.6 z4 X- T$ U* V7 T. f: e
: b5 R; B3 { D. S b- W1 t+ I16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.) K; S. r3 n3 S2 N/ i4 t0 q& L
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.( p4 K ~ Z* z! b/ d) b
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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- I$ G9 e! f+ g$ m5 R# U% F1 h5 J21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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; |& ?) y) b2 j) w' [9 w3 Y22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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$ O1 K8 s8 {3 V; y2 I; n3 E+ i23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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