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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.: Y0 N! r. x( T. K) Q

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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.* x1 K4 K: Z' f2 I7 H% C& k: d

+ u2 [9 V8 m* H) ^& }5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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' Q& \' X4 \6 _# S; h# Z8 {7 z/ ]6.) You watch the Weather Channel.; F9 n/ R" M9 D& Y( V6 N( |2 _
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.. }  _( ^( e6 v, a. a5 B6 M4 l' `

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2 a: c- C6 e8 `& P6 K* f- Y# Z. j10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.0 G, q! d1 G: O8 d" M

& A' h5 T* z' a4 Z7 p; E! k/ _13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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/ E& W& k% Y& O4 W6 @15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.2 H! r: V  p& a' p( q; m2 A" j

% Q2 F$ {+ K' W. l9 s# N( Q/ M. T( }16.) You take naps.0 s& @, ]1 ?7 t" A2 G* [% c

$ o/ R, I7 V3 U' x17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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2 o  p  P, N8 N+ B3 [19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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$ ~: @0 i" }% n* Z$ S21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. + Z8 ]- w1 w1 w& n
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
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鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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