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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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2 S( ~: _6 F# ]& E8 a3 j4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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4 M. i0 Q1 T2 j g5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.! N3 q7 a2 G% F3 E
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14." b6 l9 e: s. J1 Z1 d, V( t
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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/ u, b6 e# m y4 C5 M y10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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. s5 q& r4 K6 G. i% r" R11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.& q/ L( Q: ]+ [( ?3 q! w
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.- z# r# V- S: i$ K+ ?
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.4 n. m- |0 f2 M1 h% ^
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.$ s' g9 |& I4 R9 q, Q
1 w, F2 u7 j, I, S+ F16.) You take naps.& G* ?9 P% E+ g& t" g
7 u/ t+ ]/ Q. l# q: a0 t17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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' z2 U0 R$ a0 W" p18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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5 c$ b/ r: D% I; u# d: v3 B6 `20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!". U1 Y: \- M) w8 G
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. / }: ?& ~5 _6 p0 b/ N1 @; H% `
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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