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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 * e$ [! g8 H2 W5 f/ o4 a% N: ]
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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% @2 U5 b$ I1 x+ G& E2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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+ I0 d( {' d7 y8 L B# R3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.% o& r. O/ c# }9 E! o$ G' P
+ C% _" v+ E3 d6 k+ ^4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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4 g \3 |& ]# g& j' ^ w9 R: {5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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8 _+ ]2 p# F- O, Z' S: Y6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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# Q. u; I# {2 ^ U7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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4 ]1 `; h% S. f$ v* l& w( `6 L& V8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.; U1 z( T8 s5 M, l5 N3 f& v
4 T) T1 k2 ?+ z) \. |9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.$ S2 E" t8 Q' \
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!) k) m1 I0 s0 r! h& P) Z
8 Y. O$ b6 W5 B+ b- Z11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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& P6 F* d/ i+ d: `$ S/ I# I14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.5 x0 t7 r$ w3 i. c# @8 g5 P
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.6 h- L! z D1 |& I$ s4 O
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.. n* h5 t {7 t
" N6 Y, P" |: L' _ M1 q18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.0 f0 P- s0 J& y* q+ H$ z
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"0 Q. m4 Z: d& t! \
7 x6 B- N' w' Q2 t5 s- y" I; S8 J! t22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. ; X' |% r5 K( k5 s
$ y9 k. @# w4 ]+ S. `3 k23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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