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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 - i" I8 J* Y  i4 q

" _- f5 G- w- z1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.5 h/ H$ x- J+ |% C
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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0 ?: a7 R' i% F. X6 c! u5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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, [/ [% Z  p; t* \6.) You watch the Weather Channel.1 _, O- y, _; [0 a* `  T0 h: D
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.$ Q3 u; h4 F0 ^' q& f
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.$ ?5 _& X# t. I& `. X* I% \- @$ K
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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% ~8 X2 R0 W/ o10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.- ^0 ?3 {2 V& t# _  L
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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5 c7 ?& u/ W$ w# y6 V13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.8 e$ p, F2 X$ X

: h0 p3 Z  g( @) g1 k14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.! n+ h- Z/ `: o9 O5 E
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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2 ]" a4 D/ S6 j0 e17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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' R$ d& t/ K' D3 R5 U. X1 w19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.! e4 o' D' O6 M) G; a6 ]: o

6 E5 W& w1 U! b; R7 K1 S* H20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.# y/ m( i2 e* Z" \1 l+ |
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"( E, V2 a% c; |

7 Y& U/ }- B2 a: f22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. . z3 I9 p$ }9 i  t* G0 j  D7 P
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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