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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 4 N, e. ~$ m" }' M
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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; q4 w3 D6 @8 \' \2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed." t% T8 ^: N6 \ a5 A4 ^# p! W
; b7 z9 u; t& g7 @3 O8 ^& o* X5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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) A. k, p7 P8 N% W1 P6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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z% N) U- G* w0 P# L) I: A8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.$ G1 i, |3 n% E4 }: t
$ ^# y7 V* y3 P10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)# p4 C, D' h$ X$ x' ?/ w
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.9 E" ?+ X" d' W4 X. K. K. ?9 l, J% C
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.' [8 ~# v% A8 H* a: e$ h8 d
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.+ N. Y; A. r( ~4 J5 _! {
* g0 W! `7 @0 }, g& _& p15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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3 R" ?% o2 b: h8 i; a. M( n7 E17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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) F( I$ Y2 C; A& n+ H19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.# w* d: ^* d/ O+ W( M4 Z
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"& H, R# k. ~% A6 F: D. D
% [/ w4 N& A9 K7 ^& J22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. , Q; ^) P4 k C: D
9 J, V0 r0 U! d9 R5 i; C23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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