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0 z- O- Q# A; l+ F' j# g% W5 r+ y1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.8 O0 M7 _3 \1 C2 g) a3 v3 ]
9 `! e( F) ~: V2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.4 S7 ?6 U- W: M
# `( I. ?! b) O: }0 m3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.4 E! o! h# w! C* I) z2 L
( i5 E' l' Q5 U4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.8 s+ w1 H4 {: o
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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. b! Y' s# g" z7 B) ^( Q9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.7 M) w$ Y7 O3 s, ]" y. ^
" L( V. b, v0 x/ v10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)$ i9 `2 I! H# \+ E0 Z* X! T3 S
$ @. [6 j+ z" {4 C5 x6 m6 P11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.) {3 w o# z8 w: g0 H
/ A; D# e: W* \7 |: Y12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up., q6 G! a% _6 t* C, k
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.+ C& `6 D9 M# r8 k3 C0 P# c
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16.) You take naps.! e1 ^0 e8 `3 V1 m" G( q
+ |$ ], w6 @$ e3 G y; r17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.& W( R6 s3 \7 t W
! g! S9 q! S! b& d6 |# e! t18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.3 p e2 _5 L% Z; U: W
) M! {$ |: e8 F, d19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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8 | [- I0 d9 C% u0 H, v20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.5 t# R6 Y! B+ P' k4 M
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"! u# v& r* U9 p, b6 D) ]. Z
4 ^/ ~! ?' m, v2 s3 h0 U22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. # U7 t: O* `$ T: ^ o% \+ ~
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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