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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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) b, C. W  T5 n3 N7 v# n1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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$ b4 e" k0 q' T1 F. H2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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* E" r! c8 l! a9 M! J* e# W8 b& `3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.. o/ R- Z6 D4 G8 B
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel., @0 \9 ?+ f# \& B- `

* X! P# t1 Z+ C4 Q  [7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.+ d6 H' Y2 b; x. e6 F
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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( a/ M4 u( q4 ~$ f8 x" L' [/ _  H10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.. _; j/ T' a# p8 R, O# Y& o. X

0 y. s3 U* B4 N  t! n8 ]( l12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.5 s1 S1 f# _& f" d- B  F/ D. l1 f* _

+ J) T9 O  R5 M- {- h/ S13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.4 o' {& N- M. g( J& R: Y' T
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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1 s- M8 Y7 J* J/ U6 O15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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8 v% H3 ?! X* `$ r1 P( s) x3 R% O17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.8 v8 e# ?6 x: ]# |1 V3 M/ f- u* a; [
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.; D, ^/ Q) q. s- S/ m: x- L
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests., t1 u7 _( o) K' b$ M/ [

/ l1 K" `# q* v20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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4 v  E) {0 g9 Q: c3 o( w4 ^5 F, m22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. - D6 s+ k3 y& g9 A

- F& `1 B1 b$ S7 l, J0 o23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
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鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
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发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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