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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.9 Z5 e; _' e4 U! ^" H* Y$ y
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.  l1 v8 p; q2 R. M0 G* i
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed./ P3 L# R; [/ B
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.4 p: @2 I% d& k7 `0 {* I5 S/ H

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& |2 j, i. g* d$ i7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.8 r# G, D& s$ a4 b5 w0 L1 w

& }' ?* i9 j% `2 y' q  A8 _4 A10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.: @" U$ i' c! C

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% }7 y4 E0 S8 `2 h* H+ Q( B# V13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.; j/ ?7 O7 D7 m8 L5 L, z, M. t
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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' @) H& `8 Q3 a1 z17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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+ A4 w! q) E" f' @. B' K$ g18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.4 @5 a2 e5 x% g$ Q# Y6 o

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6 u6 i% B: u% {0 E& [4 |& y* A21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"% x2 X/ }! |+ r* a- J: o. s
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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+ I! J9 I1 j# _23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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