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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question." [% d: W% K$ r3 L3 \! w

' D! b0 p1 e9 R& y3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.# |  x6 Z0 E# r: y! r
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.; `3 I" t, }: Y

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+ J' J4 F. D+ g4 O; K6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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7 z5 p5 X" e" U) [$ A% f8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.- \- u8 e$ M$ J" s

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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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2 ~9 `) P  @% E' ^& W16.) You take naps.
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& ~( q9 c6 o+ |! S17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.- \# Y! C; y+ J: v  [
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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3 X5 K3 y5 {9 Q1 n$ d6 V/ F20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.7 y! ?$ O+ p4 }+ m, y: C, l' b

  u, d' F8 w0 }+ E# v5 j# H21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"/ M, I* m0 v5 j% c, N

, T$ K8 U) @9 ?- X* C8 g: ?22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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& F5 d  `) s9 n  \: P23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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