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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.' m+ a/ ?0 W+ n2 B! [; N4 i0 ?1 }. [5 w: I; G
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.7 \0 Z! G# {$ t' I# ^ @( ]
/ _8 w( N5 a" Y- B3 Y4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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$ k" K' B2 y+ B5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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. g) Q( j! Z! [, k7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.$ H3 z9 Y, S6 i) G
- d3 ^# Y/ ]/ G& l( V) e+ v9 m8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.# Z& |# \1 X& ]) H) K
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.8 A2 n" X) \2 L0 ?1 c! V. S4 W" u
, u+ M; G' ~% ?2 W1 |. Q10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.7 p6 W1 D: r7 \. b9 s
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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/ ^8 h* m- _6 t- D- m14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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/ q6 z) ^1 u+ i1 {1 z7 ]& R15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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. ]' e7 e' D/ Z1 `6 b16.) You take naps.% X5 p: s- ?( q4 `) k
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.. r, m4 g4 x; S" a2 d
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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4 w8 F- t4 l/ ~- C8 J19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"0 [- N0 ~# Z/ B9 M4 f; v3 y
4 a1 z2 w" F4 `22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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' E4 b6 L5 \0 J+ _& A% _23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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