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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 ) S9 N) z) _1 \7 O, h- D
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.7 ^7 K% ~! h8 @" H" G1 O
o/ n) h" a6 h k# K2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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2 h. ~6 y# f. j3 b! u! m& E3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.! H2 ]0 C k* q- R8 l q d2 L3 E
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator., U3 a1 o1 l( o- [7 v2 b4 O7 h
% t9 X% D' j: P6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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4 j" n! z/ |4 b- D/ {* B$ t( p8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.! g4 _* Q: p0 l0 O9 F
: E7 d2 j1 C d# r5 H2 q9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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- g6 W' q9 \9 p. C% O/ J7 U- E( l10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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) ?0 P0 `, y% m/ o+ n% U11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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8 b& y3 m" \- r14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.; t, |3 S* |! s2 P; l7 m
/ X4 _' E2 X* x" ~2 `/ Z% K16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.. Z+ `/ |9 ^# Z( a; a6 X0 T
+ Z' K8 l8 }" N ]18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.+ l$ j, h, Q/ V4 w/ B
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.( p' h7 \. e- z6 U" s5 d$ n9 G+ {
7 y3 n% V& n' C' G, G' K1 l5 `" @20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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- H; ~4 o* B& s- t21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"1 u) k2 b) ]) s) ?1 U
9 {+ S! J" |, C2 `22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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