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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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/ j0 p  _" i! Z9 v0 L" o1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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8 p+ D* Z0 t! F2 O2 s; X  [2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.2 _6 O8 r/ c' t- W" _

! h4 X* ~( ]5 k4 L0 _; o" k. P% q3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.' r8 Y; W" v/ |5 u9 C# A) i* e

0 ?. \' N9 A" L* A" C3 [4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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# \) l' @) Q+ F( ^5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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* p& O6 z. p" d5 |" y6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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; J1 h7 L( r: c/ V* h8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.: {/ q9 V7 g+ O0 a
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)* z# ^! k, L0 @, Q. \

: L% S. D4 D; D' ?3 n& H2 g11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.  ^, \, M" x" `3 `4 @9 `; `9 V
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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( q# C% t- b+ O* z3 H9 j- ?14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.+ W8 U1 B2 q, {5 g7 w

* C8 v$ x8 r$ T3 R& ?2 X; T. d1 O15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.2 g" ]0 I6 O; W/ O
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16.) You take naps.. h8 b& _9 t4 f2 _8 N
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one., a0 `3 G9 a( Y4 t& O4 [& M* e

2 _# `% }1 u4 }+ U$ [18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.3 g: y# m0 i+ n

+ D* ~2 W6 }8 r; U19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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9 z5 m7 N; B0 L) o" D( }2 u" j20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.% ?5 A3 a9 E0 F1 y8 e+ P
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"7 ?  C3 `% x: t  T0 r& R0 w

( b5 [1 i1 w+ z* A* Z# `( k% i( X+ Z22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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: t' `0 e1 a% V" J/ V* P23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
大型搬家
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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