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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 / }& \5 K" J( K* z7 ?7 H" G8 O
5 c$ A6 n- [! U7 X: h6 ?+ P6 R( m1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.: Z% Y. q* Y, R: [
2 i2 B* z1 H: ?3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge./ ?3 ^- w; I4 t' \+ @& ?: H5 [
9 ~- m* ~( P3 p! b1 y W. P4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.# `4 D% g$ K s: E) ?
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.' o, W0 V: K- j# K6 |# ?, f$ d
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel." n2 V) b# `' l) P" z% H1 u
% \* `4 s0 l0 z% @ m$ [7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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) e( G& k% U( H/ |9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)) @; U' Q: O' W
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.5 H, Q1 ?6 b* d2 ~9 |0 A
% p6 X% [# i5 V8 L7 `. e6 v12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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1 Q# ?2 M1 Y* l, O13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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, Z% n h. r2 F. K# j14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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, n- G( d- n& \" ^2 g5 V16.) You take naps.* u9 P; ]! P# E- T- L, f) U
* S* c! W- A2 ?2 k17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.- | z9 G! \+ c3 m0 a- h6 `8 u6 m
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.3 ]8 G& F. |% \% u& B
9 r G4 z; X/ Q, |$ x. A% R% K$ s5 O20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time./ f" [6 N ` m% b1 h- f5 `
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"# q7 ]* ^0 C, ]# U) }- v
% [/ Y( }( m. O5 H22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. # {7 J' }7 ?1 o; B a
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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