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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 6 W7 @# r$ l4 i9 _
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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) v7 ?) d& J+ \( g8 t" Y2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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2 `4 R3 Z) j. e$ z1 P# v; N8 [$ v3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.) k0 F. B8 L; u: t
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.( T1 F3 C5 L/ o& o6 @: X
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$ q3 J- o6 y( ~+ Y7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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6 b+ X4 Y- ?5 e8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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" m; _) b( W1 d10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)" Y4 w2 t9 U0 D- S1 I- f* H
8 e. n2 p9 X+ ?4 l/ b# ]11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.2 A' ?0 V; i6 r5 s0 b! P
* ^) h- O. r4 @7 e& j5 g& z12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.- ^8 l. R Y: z9 K* T) b
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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9 D. u/ H7 D0 T6 W; }, M14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.9 ]' f( c- k: n S& r+ P
0 D) y4 {* S8 n$ p# n9 m! m. I8 t15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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. r9 F5 d) O0 O2 t16.) You take naps.5 I% \* K$ z9 D: G$ A
; v2 E; m3 i, H; l- ~17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.4 A( O$ m4 I7 W
# w& C0 o9 i# X+ g+ ]* ^; b2 N18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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# t% [/ X" Q. X" p19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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# G$ ]- E1 z! p6 s3 A" }, r21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 4 a7 F9 u- b+ Y, M5 q
) G' R0 `1 n5 K- L0 }/ d23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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