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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.2 j) ~+ |+ a& X" @ J& W0 m
5 S% e, _' U- C7 R4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.% P, w$ ? w) C0 r( q. j* C
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.+ _+ P, @9 `8 I
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.7 [8 O( W$ H7 e2 x; ~" k, O
5 I7 u: T9 [3 m6 L2 \9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.& Y( x2 B) d( N, ?( T$ L% \. n
5 ~% U4 Y! @! P$ c5 ^& B10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.1 A6 B! M, D8 ^1 T/ L( e9 L
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.) E- _8 E) C' S6 Y7 |9 A/ W0 ]% B
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.0 o' |0 B' }* k; w0 W
0 E1 k3 j& T2 O8 Y o% y14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.3 R$ m6 G5 J) M' w
( n* ~5 c' [) L; x! }15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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1 R: h$ O9 c8 Z4 B" o16.) You take naps.: x- m& D. }+ T) g0 }0 O4 H
% C/ B u' l* `: W1 \/ Q17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.$ d$ F7 `1 h1 W" W& m9 g- F0 W
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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2 i6 B" m7 v& L: |+ S20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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0 C# z! O f9 M2 ^5 }/ b21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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