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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 $ i' y9 E8 Q% u0 G8 F
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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& O [- Y0 c! K3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.) P5 |. B6 B6 O% Q
/ P+ { L* g, p8 A4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.* D" `: B2 H' v( ~& i1 z" D5 b( u
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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- V! p1 L3 C0 D; [% P6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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/ ?" o W% V+ s7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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$ I6 G+ b, z8 d" K' H8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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, x. _9 s; K% x9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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* B: \$ V7 _" m* f! k3 u* K10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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: U+ d/ V, V/ `; X2 B11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.# t' O z# n$ C
: q# c9 J5 C# t2 k1 M3 F12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.5 _# Y6 t' ?+ O3 P2 s- u
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.- U! c. y- E+ L0 k/ w* s* r" V; A
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.$ z: ^ q7 K* T1 ^6 w
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16.) You take naps.1 ]* H- U) n3 z1 g
+ z2 A, B, d3 _17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.0 ?' e, ^/ U. ]& [2 i
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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* m8 [! h H7 u, [9 p19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.( N- P3 K7 U- W% o( E) G9 v4 ]
% L. J! [( x3 u7 j20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.1 C& _: N, L; ~
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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: F; W( R& W& o4 S( B1 {22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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! e0 u3 Z9 K$ Z6 P% `- x23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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