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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.4 s. R7 c, i0 z$ C! D" ]! N
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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/ ?2 ] V- |/ q! W) r/ Z# w: @4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5 D8 M% x$ B% I9 H& O4 Z1 L5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.- Y# Y8 }# u% s8 U
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.6 ~9 r# d) d- }/ U4 C
, p$ G, L% A! N5 r' E0 L! a7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.; @; I6 h* |: q& z' p/ c4 R7 B
2 G6 U5 ]6 i0 b5 E& _% F9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)5 [1 M) m, G R) _
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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/ w$ b7 R' |. I6 G$ W, H# u12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.9 t$ b: |; k# W. O! q$ u
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.* z, ^2 h$ I* u8 U2 G' U" w
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.7 W4 |# |: J4 l
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& ] D: [; C3 Q c& U. A+ i17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.9 X b x, j3 F- y
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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: ~, k; V( Q r8 d21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"* {* T8 W, y6 m3 w1 ~9 W: \
# @6 f: U% M5 j! d# b+ R" _22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. * \. m$ {4 l2 {1 h& V: G
$ o4 }" Z+ I, v" ^4 l+ ^23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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