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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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6 b# g" Y' H% h( O5 r1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.- ?5 F" A" z: q; |, s
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3 p& j% u" p3 x3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.1 X* B4 ^7 x" Y/ [) ^
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.* Y/ y) h$ k- |* l4 b: v
4 K1 ?2 X2 T: k( E5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.$ T1 } L C9 G! C* W
( F& X, y" o0 p( z3 S; T8 B6.) You watch the Weather Channel.! }5 Y/ z. Y2 a" m
8 L2 a8 S- l9 D w& v7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.4 ` o) |5 U7 g6 m; t
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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/ k1 v; t5 ?! O$ Y: A8 R- E1 L9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)! ~/ q0 Y# e0 ~# c4 Z
1 E' R' r$ a6 c( O, W$ |11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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8 ^/ o8 O% ~ n$ r+ D/ v12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.( u% t! a1 |( x9 n2 J
- I; z' y; u9 Q0 o14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.% T) ]3 ?7 c; e' H+ L& L2 t& A
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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; O5 v( w* C, k16.) You take naps.
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6 K) ~ `. r2 P& }, |- b17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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4 F: }1 k7 U0 ^9 D! r18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.4 H$ k. a4 l# j* U
l5 y" C0 T" ` @19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.( \% U j6 v+ ~( U0 s6 c/ ?1 J1 [
+ s j7 h8 {5 N# c20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.7 {1 N, j* t: X' a0 R$ [, B
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"0 W$ s# _+ \* m' q$ E9 R9 k
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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