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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.+ K2 o1 O- j M9 ]
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.4 b0 Q( v. @( l
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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]* R; d" H f! o! a3 B5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.+ I' N2 f: { g! U
: F9 p" _( P7 e# Q! w, u0 F$ B6.) You watch the Weather Channel.8 p4 m2 v4 B; z% ^/ e; b9 p& o) @' H
0 v1 I( L- k$ l' G7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.6 @3 V5 c E6 R
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.9 ^8 L! n$ ?, b- b: K1 u% a: k
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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4 ~1 r; M) a" Z" Q- d! x12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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0 Y" J6 ]% r# C0 _7 s13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.: ]7 w: A" X& _# q+ R; ~# {" m5 M2 G
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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, i+ |' w" u6 ~" a15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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- L* o: I% w- U7 Y W6 H2 G16.) You take naps.
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& o1 {% @. {9 ]6 Y+ F2 x# \17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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5 [6 y/ I5 e2 i5 r# V- \; F18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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2 _+ W3 m, P4 V; H19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.: o" V* u+ u: z. \
! |( ^/ O; W; d) c9 P' V2 D20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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# w2 t$ O2 ?$ x21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 0 |' A% \4 E+ ~! R, j$ K" D; Y; M
" D: I; r* i4 ?& y& X) O: m23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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