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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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+ K0 f* E- `' ~, j" e1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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5 n+ h0 @6 y) `2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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6 z" l+ {# H6 J1 t! P3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.) D/ s( J- R/ h/ q, @3 B* i+ O
8 o; C4 t% W# s0 a5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.: S2 H; u6 P+ o$ j
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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4 f3 S% H9 Y$ K! ^9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.4 G8 N j8 n& s- Q
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)# O, {9 k- M: {& g+ A
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.# O9 S2 f8 x. c0 `. o% T
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.( Q& E6 E0 z1 W5 @1 u
6 U% F. X# M; O: e3 c6 e15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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/ N' B; n0 J* w5 e6 u3 @$ f16.) You take naps.' w0 w# O6 [2 m
% z& H0 W) G# `17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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; o! i) A- w# W! H/ Z# _; | h& j18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.2 c8 U+ y! }4 ]/ ~
( T7 {# P9 J# V" g( p7 t; }" J2 H19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests. P2 F9 C) E( U+ d
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.6 I3 W, h- i1 `! i
) U1 _$ d& e2 ~5 v- p21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"% B5 K7 ?) Q5 o |
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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# t( w( @+ j1 l. d# j# q23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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