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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.; T' m' Z7 [( K( `( o7 o# J
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.6 ]/ \- p1 s1 ^2 h  j0 i
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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; m6 [0 Y, M, F# _0 _1 H  O5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.3 q( g, U* U$ f. _

7 E! C- r0 A- y7 U2 m+ [6.) You watch the Weather Channel.( t& x  y6 x, C2 n- h
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.% }5 o: }) A/ {; y

4 g7 \9 O1 S2 S" u& {" Y- T4 _8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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5 H0 G0 m( G' a6 g9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.; s, J& m8 ^& t; L: `  V( a

# P; f4 U7 l% i0 n- F, ~2 u10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)) u5 o2 Q8 R6 T( O+ N2 {
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.) r& p* b5 Y5 x5 x0 Z- W% j1 `
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.% p$ r4 \2 h( J8 D
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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4 H& U. |# g7 P. g16.) You take naps.
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/ e  p$ d! b" B9 x4 X17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.1 x+ ~$ {* e. p( e& ^7 s
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.; Y! k. r7 d$ ]" {
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.5 H! w2 o2 i' P% L

, H0 w+ U4 C2 X! r" p+ @21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!") \6 H+ ?- O' g) j; S" H# {
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. $ X' I; A! X& S* U% y3 O3 d. w
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
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鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
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发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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