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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 ) k2 }8 N$ \: q: J0 H1 c# h+ c
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.2 c5 f( P- q2 l& D; [4 X A
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.6 m! J; G% a2 l! E/ y- l9 r9 Q
. Q" w( M5 m2 E/ H5 U5 @2 d3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.0 y& ~9 ^" l; g/ S
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.' F, v; m: b$ O- f1 k: k7 [6 \
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.% y' W. a& Y, d- Y
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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, q9 y) U- Z) A6 Q8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.% w9 L& z! B0 j6 f) ]9 c
- R4 ?9 j7 P0 u: n. f6 H9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)- c# Z. c# v9 c! S! T. a4 {
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.9 ^5 A3 q" o; F4 S
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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" T! c; D2 w! {- L* {6 B9 t5 M13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers., D- G- C$ J* k0 Y9 x
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one., c, h1 s4 g* [9 }( ?
- T5 w5 c6 `" C# y1 y, `18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.0 y- d! y* K; \( D
( v- Y. r% w1 A2 @* ?% B7 P19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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F$ _( Q& v0 {6 E7 X: H" K20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time., t" g* ~! q4 c
2 Q* p) M/ Z1 I& T% A3 m21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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" y; ?1 p( u+ t9 y, [22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. }+ V& u. a: K. _: z* L1 B
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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