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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 % m- g l, T' u
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them., |7 E/ F& P. g' i
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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- p8 P7 G* } V3 ~( N4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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3 R: y! b5 H/ a5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.- i; t4 U$ o! v; E' k$ \( ]0 D
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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2 K) [4 e7 R2 R4 Z' n8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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" z3 F/ N- I3 j9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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/ Y% w3 u6 l% U4 B4 J10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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5 q7 i4 l* o5 v8 y. e11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.' Q- W6 u; z! @
- n% W" I9 `* R2 |12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.6 G: g1 [' R7 `1 s! _; E
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up., A2 P' B, \- r5 g
, C* Y6 k" o w. X14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.# w: T4 K, e/ J8 e" x; d
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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, X# i2 z7 d" q17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one. V& p% f- _/ @; F' n; K/ f8 ?
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.8 r# r; |0 E3 ?' A
; T% j( l6 z. r* }5 \4 {, V20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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