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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 ' g, Z7 c, k) `3 l, h; v

9 a( w( Z; ^3 k* E. D/ R9 Z1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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# i2 ~5 w- D3 O- I  U2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.9 S: k7 ~9 P9 Y1 B  b- i3 ~. T" p5 S
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.; z# w& C6 _+ d

1 o9 V4 h! }- j6 Z6 ?# i4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.; T/ h' o+ T3 H9 a% L
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.4 e; X0 j7 K, b' h% X+ v4 C. D. I
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.* P: f0 s6 }2 P( M- Y+ P6 W8 l
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.' R$ }5 [) K" ^

0 H& j8 v( z, ~; q0 V7 p0 p! z8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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3 r3 i1 V' Z7 N7 E: ~0 |. f9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.  ?1 K* y6 g6 A: r

7 g8 A8 i6 M  b' m7 n) M10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)6 s: D% M. [2 O5 l- k5 P

6 s* i0 d5 ~' [- ?+ W: E! d11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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, ~( p* }2 g& T8 f3 t$ W12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.6 H8 w) P9 @$ [. Z

, k0 e) L3 O8 O: Y5 W1 d13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.  a( z  f- b7 ~4 V& Y& {0 C! M

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16.) You take naps.' V: r6 `( [/ g, G, F4 Q$ B) B

1 V9 X- J3 E. K  i9 s17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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; }6 E, r. S/ N19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"4 F) w# G4 l6 Y- _1 Q# _! k+ o

" B/ }( P* Q* I( I) M/ X22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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  Y. B* R2 ^' D% C23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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