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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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R5 u( @! T; r0 c# e& Y2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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* |3 p! x8 o" u3 U: W8 D3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.5 P+ V# } b. e, B: r2 L: L4 |' ^
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.2 ]- |& d( U6 T! @7 {
5 W8 l8 Y6 W5 p+ t; X4 v! T" T7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'." [$ P. \+ j: Q. {2 B% Y
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.+ r2 a8 B4 k* k" Y' \: f& ~3 p+ W. f( r
7 C: ?) h& v A; ?! p u$ g6 P2 k7 x; c9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.2 h4 Z, d. u* v- K2 E/ h$ n; A v
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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) J2 X6 n, P3 Y. y11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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! c- ^" L& ?+ Y' e6 K12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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P" p. C; r7 o/ t8 m- E# n13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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. G* `! C9 w0 S# D4 ?0 i( Y; y14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.' D& h5 ~( c3 F' s
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16.) You take naps." f4 H/ K2 }/ u7 S/ X4 `
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.3 p2 o/ i6 o' l' G* l/ {
0 R6 j+ A+ S* l18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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7 }5 ]; F5 ^' q9 Q19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.- Q; M2 I; j0 |4 e# C# K% y4 I. I
4 v* m4 j9 c. Q$ y0 V* c20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.4 c3 I& n- ?6 @& j( y" U* I
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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5 z# V" B5 X$ |! E a3 d8 \' H22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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( Q N+ L4 Z) @0 t. |7 L8 K23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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