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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 $ g2 N5 p. Q1 T* Y; l" I; q% Y# s9 L

% P9 _! s" }$ l9 Y9 F9 O1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.3 a$ H1 L  l% g/ I! D
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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/ I5 N/ V' S, E: z6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.$ b2 U% n. i9 O- M0 C$ a7 M! `; I

* N" o# Z0 d+ S# m0 r6 [# z" d7 I8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14., Q3 f+ w* }9 t

" U, R/ m8 H+ @% X. n6 J9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.1 n! V4 ^% N5 }' G

( }6 O4 `$ A/ L3 z% H& ~/ m10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)$ e/ v) S; Y/ F, O6 K; M

/ D! X& b* `- S/ c* Z6 T/ z# ?7 P11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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. D$ O  p1 e0 K5 N& Q12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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! n) N0 J* _$ Q1 G9 M+ ~! ]13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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7 O" a, N! b; X- M3 _15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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- k) l+ ]; h& V; D0 [' Q. ]$ l0 M17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.: M- G) r& w0 P* ?1 A- H

! K' a. S* y& c6 E% t' V* i6 A18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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  Y+ o' U* O, [) p2 L/ l  |( I$ x4 Z3 I3 g19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests./ o* m2 c- [8 y0 H% Y

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: N) m- l9 e( D5 Y21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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8 O% k# Z- ~! b1 Z: S  I( ]22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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. h8 I$ d3 I# `" E( t: @23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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