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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 : W( _ G7 M) T) F3 j
6 H/ l" H* C" g3 f8 C6 f; _3 T1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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7 g4 g2 _1 C5 K. @' T, \1 r. ]/ u- c- n2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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# W- @2 d+ j* w O# {3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.+ p9 I6 O7 f" J1 b6 _2 t
3 A) s4 b. w; m# v5 O4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.+ F9 E2 e1 T- o2 v
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.3 H: y9 `- i# m
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.: t9 D* Q* R$ g3 o( U
" O% `4 D4 P3 n& U8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.' Q* ^! d6 C% D1 q: y3 F& w3 ]
0 K: {3 y b4 ~4 ^+ n/ N( c9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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- t9 n6 I3 `* _% K( x( J10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)5 X% V4 x/ x7 j P5 L6 ^$ a
( s! L3 u$ l: { M" \ W11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.8 K! T1 G7 a3 z0 M$ j) d8 b; J
& ~: S/ \- q+ @) X12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.: p! C1 k4 |5 O9 ?1 N
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.& q" S/ A) L) _+ M' B# P
* I8 ^2 i) j. a/ @! b! e14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.# w5 }5 ]" N0 u, |1 v, q% \, D' z! I9 ^% @" l
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.. S- p7 X8 m" _( s/ H8 _( x) A4 _& `
( f+ E* w8 B6 I. R) c, h6 a s, C20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"( {+ [ z% @4 j0 M0 D: @
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. ! O! F" |4 E! s$ r
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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