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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.0 |0 l$ L3 ]( ?! v. o1 _; ?9 W
8 b- @* Y" b& z: f: V+ A2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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" m3 X3 H% c; U5 _9 f; J! T3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator." a/ a3 @9 C) g! V: c$ S- z
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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* [7 x6 k+ w8 U4 E' M- U- C7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'./ |8 [9 B+ H* _0 \" J+ k; L# b
2 B% b4 v1 w' ^/ O4 K8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.! M* B& p* b! t' y& C
' }1 K" Q1 l/ w% P. ]3 T9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)* X T) ]9 @- P P. b- Y( {6 J# J7 i( ?
3 ?+ s5 I+ m5 D0 y& V( N. S8 J11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.3 j& ]) n8 ^, L9 I. a
, _$ p( d: J- B9 a12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. O9 M4 P9 P" S) G' t2 H9 b
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt./ i1 F) n7 K2 o9 p4 e) X
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16.) You take naps.! C9 q! f- b; e0 l
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.9 j: T( r2 }" m- r! K9 y& l
9 o) p1 [# A+ w( Q8 o2 F18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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, B) K" u+ Q; f, C8 ]. g19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.+ c2 }3 I6 }) O
' u6 ^0 A9 s& a; K3 X/ [2 m, k20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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3 c& |$ \" ]2 p( B% S: Y) Q2 z) X21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"' `1 @; e) {/ z7 W7 l6 p
) J. b" k' x6 [+ d+ m! |# \" v22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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