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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.( @/ N3 T6 X) T& O" \
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.. V3 }& }2 S5 g" v/ }& F

3 Z. Y$ P, ~& j. d# d: X" L. ~4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.+ g5 F2 s1 @, W/ y2 Z% }3 s6 i

* H/ ]) K, I; a, r9 s( K5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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8 R) R  V  B, @" _0 g# K1 L) g6.) You watch the Weather Channel., e$ t* S1 ]; y" |- @3 |9 r- n
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'./ q, i. Q! S" W, {3 Z( {
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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" ?5 w  D+ {( \9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.9 x: f6 g9 R* z  ~+ F* _) f: w

" g9 y  Q. ^0 t0 R! O10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)4 [. o/ H. I* J  U

0 `% T$ w& I0 U& J. e; x11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.  U+ y5 x2 h, G( Y6 J4 Q3 o4 {3 ]
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.+ A2 a7 `2 |# G( t2 h9 a
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.# @% E8 O6 u8 j6 T  @
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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- ?8 j2 O$ n1 E$ C. ?+ I16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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: W7 h( g' V* [2 O18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.- u8 ?" ~- y: j5 J; L: C
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.  q/ [, A; `9 P, _3 {2 u3 H

( k. k  J$ H2 x3 s" g3 `21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. $ G0 ^: |" p8 y6 d

1 e; ?( d  y% \% S  y23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
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鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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