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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 ' F6 T& i% x- n6 A# Y" G
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.0 @ e4 m% Q o1 x& `8 n0 K$ @
& f. U5 R+ M' ~" }) b; \3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed./ p. N) X2 o* K8 n. R- H
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.. q0 b) c9 x( |! Z1 d* |. [( _
5 p& l: A" o% J d6.) You watch the Weather Channel.4 h' u/ g. Y. {; {
, i7 A, I. z! `" Y+ f7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)& v* v1 e8 _3 N: I, g5 l- t
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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1 ~: f9 G2 d. o, Z Z8 {# i12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.: m; ]* q" h7 ^) j) O
% ^2 {4 `, I8 H6 T+ i13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.) r! l/ o A/ n/ x a: h1 E
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.2 {3 R9 e. d. Y, F! L) V3 K- U9 D
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt., L, h h- L7 I4 F! e
4 V' C' N" i. T) Z, X- p16.) You take naps.
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/ V/ `" M# z q* r! G O17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.2 ~- O+ K$ ~+ ^; @9 r+ x
7 }7 b* [# j# }, s6 K! j20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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7 L* z3 Y1 F0 B/ L/ d8 c5 y21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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0 x" e6 F# J7 ]9 k) }+ ~6 x23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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