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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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; X; e5 {$ U& G- H( K5 ^* }. @) t2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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& f: K5 {! R/ F# a3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.- {" V& L1 y2 [$ _ d
( @. }/ R6 o% D! G0 I5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.4 Y& Z, s( W! ?5 \1 C* k U5 F" y4 Z
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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7 u! t: |- d; n1 f8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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& j$ g+ s, c% c9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.! O% \) O7 n1 Z$ Z& I2 C& H
8 V+ v' C! S4 x' \1 g6 M! B10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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: Q R' c7 y' x6 A11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.7 j# z3 z1 a6 U" K" F
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.! `4 T0 \9 J/ t' ^ E0 b( N
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.6 z. i6 b" j4 A9 R% ?
: B4 N( t4 Q. y4 C" t; b14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers." L* l' [4 C4 H
& i9 I" ~- c2 P9 R15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one. W( A$ a/ a3 i, a- a2 C
0 k8 c9 y% T) b) T: ?9 e18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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! m7 f* g" ~1 J# O* |" B9 Q20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 4 I3 k0 q- Q! v% L/ e
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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