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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 ' M4 ]$ v% m: L3 s& E4 o$ C
?2 t5 ^# m# D1 \ t1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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) Y. ]1 P, ?! G5 \+ Q# F0 t) k& D3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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+ _$ E, e$ Y. g# m5 j4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.* j: T6 M( F2 V2 u" I9 G( Y& N" g
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6 C; y) i* S; {7 [6 r) o! G Y, _6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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8 X# w, D* U, @5 R7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.; q1 b/ h5 Z6 n
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.) @' X3 g1 |1 Z
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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3 P( F! H4 |6 O$ [& h. G: `0 r10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)! p6 H, j: t! K" t0 ~; l
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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' q+ e8 x* a2 K: o5 H1 t12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.3 }0 x2 d7 P4 T1 x
4 l( ]+ I4 x6 Y8 P14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.0 V) c' d2 Z$ n n+ Z N0 [& K5 a
; \9 P( i) X5 K* M7 K! K, u17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.$ m$ p6 x" L$ z0 P8 n/ y/ g
9 U. l- H/ V! `( Q8 c, @18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.; w3 {: F0 g4 B
7 I- A* d4 A5 f5 F' Q19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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: s% l% G7 }! ]20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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J( b" H5 p( }$ [21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"/ v- i& n( M& n; W- Q" S) p
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. . T* e, t' A% W! Q% y" c/ G
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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