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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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9 c6 n! R" t* W. W- ]$ u1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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! f4 Z& g! g; x" Q- Y" w$ p2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.7 v$ V, e# ?# e) D6 ?
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.* F/ n( U4 ]( _1 I' h" n
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.( ?" J$ p2 t8 r* M! [2 @
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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9 g( ^ T- ?+ r, G5 k8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.: r8 b% x+ {) R1 s* M0 J" x- q0 T- K
6 {; w( ^' h9 j$ K) I7 O6 r! f( o9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.9 S) y, C3 Q; h; e
0 ?6 D7 f9 n6 P# \* O5 \10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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- I6 q" r* E4 T11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.: o) B! \' g8 E- ]% _, u
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.; s% n* W: ?) z) ]
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.2 v# f3 x8 ^1 G+ p) H& M1 r$ @
?; \( ~: O) P( b" g6 l# Y; [) Q15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.2 T- X: ^* F; ]0 k* q
1 {/ ?+ N1 ~& O2 V0 `16.) You take naps.9 u' W6 Z4 V9 x$ {6 D
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.. N4 N/ _; t$ _ i8 o- @0 G; z. n
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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4 S5 w/ t9 z9 R* _! N19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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- F2 x* x' n0 E7 F20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time., y; }; k/ Z% q' j% H7 _5 H3 P
6 x1 |: }' w( J* _ `21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"2 {8 g8 P3 r" h( ]
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 7 h7 v; E2 g; {
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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