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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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0 n; X+ W) M5 |4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator." U0 P- J' G: P# X. [
. |& N9 A. V9 w3 k* X6 F# _3 I6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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& r! |# P# f: ], j1 w8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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4 k6 B; i+ g9 k9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.4 o$ l. @- J& L5 `0 @ Y
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.4 H \, R4 B- U: j
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.# |$ Y/ {! D% y% q7 r$ S
! O* S4 N0 A* w( C, d$ p1 I7 c14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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# r) V4 P, v# C5 k9 T( D! v, ~( \15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.' U. d( R' X! c8 L
( q( {; X* d$ R, C16.) You take naps.
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. R+ O; T. R m/ H8 `, w' c# h17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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* ` M, B O+ a9 Y/ Y3 Q( D7 i19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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. l! U9 `; }2 X% M7 `" C20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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$ P1 L# G. Q( i$ n21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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6 _6 r `, N* h# h& a& _! `22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 2 W" u" |7 _( D8 ~
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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