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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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# P6 ^: C: C. O' i% Z2 |1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.5 {6 z; {( s1 X0 o# V# X
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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4 c% s- L" q' X* {. b# I$ P3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.. t- S+ |) [0 A6 b' v: J
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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0 g7 b8 f# G; P0 K8 P% i5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.. F ?5 s$ Q) P' i# ^
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.2 G2 R9 ~ N; q7 a8 v: d# k
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.9 j2 D/ p: W5 e: r
- U! L, c5 @9 |& ^- w10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)* D, L E. n6 O" ^- U, q M
, m9 f6 J/ E4 v, D" t, L- {11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.% \0 \8 j, H% P- F& v1 Y
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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1 a4 _" R4 X9 h9 g0 ]0 Z O' A) U13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.3 X* b1 R2 g2 ?$ \
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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: N" N) w; |* s4 d0 Y0 p15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.# j. w) ~6 i: W( q. I
$ ~- f: W- M# P16.) You take naps.7 {# U; Y) s' s
0 t- A* m2 S ~1 [17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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/ B2 y0 W1 {6 ]3 [20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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# B% Y+ E. |+ c21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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- F* |4 q: u( ^22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 1 T% P0 T9 I2 P; \+ p2 h
9 z8 q$ v. H: u& q. @# ^, R8 T23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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