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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 " q7 e' w! ?3 p; G
4 U5 ]# r. G9 Y1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.9 m6 t1 s4 F8 Z$ N' Y2 @
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.4 D5 u: l/ G0 ]0 I( j
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.# n/ q& `* v, y9 |8 O
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.7 g9 y" [: i- q+ m2 ?1 N! I
& |, ~# W( t2 r P5 [7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.1 L& o* ^6 R: G! H' o( l/ Y8 r( e
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.6 N1 F" ^1 ^8 {! {$ V
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.8 E! P7 l# @, C) [% n4 Z
5 }/ _5 f2 W5 @, G: G10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)' w8 E/ Z Q) |6 {5 j- c
5 {( f9 F1 f/ B/ Q+ w% T M11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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3 m; V4 v+ Q& j3 o14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.* u( w$ P. T- y% s, `& C
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16.) You take naps.
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3 ?) n* f H/ f# }6 [: V, |. c17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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; n- [7 U7 O/ F8 L/ R18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.$ v3 R# M" f! E5 l4 Z* r1 N% j
( Z5 Z5 O+ w0 o3 X# Z: V6 R7 a19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.2 P/ c" d* A# T4 K$ [6 Y7 F6 s
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.$ u3 h' q0 P$ {; i, B
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"# h2 j4 c* a6 M. z6 ^- C' m
7 x) y+ s! J. K7 u+ U22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 7 s) m! p$ t$ r4 u+ B, u
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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