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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 h8 b* J+ M+ z
% k/ G, a6 u/ S; |; I6 l' c. d1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.' p: I4 M4 @* b) N3 B7 M9 a
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.8 M" Q5 A) a, b
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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% m3 R+ e6 l4 E8 m. L9 l5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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- a0 H+ W' B) R$ n" R6.) You watch the Weather Channel./ t* h3 b. d' ? ^- O! v" m
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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0 f0 y$ w6 i# o* Q5 [. h0 v& B8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.8 m% W' r. i3 v
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)1 z, p5 u# j8 P3 Y
* f2 S0 P' ?* z. i$ a; f* Z! T11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.+ N/ _2 _/ o7 B; u2 v
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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( R" l) F" V9 T& P6 ?/ m& _# c14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.$ R. m! O4 I: _0 p
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.# ~2 D: Z/ z7 U/ X% v
& q6 A9 p6 F, S: ^) A# }$ m16.) You take naps.
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3 e9 { s' d z& {+ L17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.( h9 ]9 K8 ~# u/ c) m O' A
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.+ d5 D% ~9 Z( ~1 q& f- ? r/ g
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.; F' {* ~9 Y- y, X0 `
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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" F/ U! M4 |) e! d, ^21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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; b. ^0 D. U, k# Y+ ?; e1 n22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. ' z% ^0 B; ?% a7 n0 q
! F2 U6 H/ p8 g' M23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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