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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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/ ^- D) p5 s4 E; E1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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( Y; }9 W/ j! o2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.! ^3 z( R9 _5 v* V
/ H& ]1 N# r3 h( w2 }; q5 l3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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* s* u: {* Z0 B& ^" j. G5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.4 z+ K2 }0 D% p9 F8 V8 V( q
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.7 W! P! T) n! o. y! N' G5 {
% v: O7 a' p9 n! n0 P7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.: `4 l0 b3 k0 S2 c% p/ s! i
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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. @( j; w7 E! K) R2 x" T7 `8 f9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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7 ~) I* Y; p1 o8 `. p8 y7 t11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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( c& I; d u4 P; f12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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8 s$ N& M% ?0 \2 B- D9 S S14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.; @4 W' p) E' g! R$ m3 s
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.( F" Y& l, f0 o4 H0 ?2 k7 w
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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: A @6 {6 M1 d9 U3 z19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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& s* I! m; N( C @. e+ @20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.$ x1 c/ u7 G+ Q! _6 ^: z: @
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 5 W, T& y# \! K) n! H
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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