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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.. R+ E$ |9 H) J; @+ N( Z! i. l
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.$ W- @5 X5 A3 b- x) R& ]- u
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator./ e6 m& {! A8 Z) ~/ @* X
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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3 K8 _8 a: K/ t& E/ {4 S; P8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.- W* y1 H9 q0 V
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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7 Q T [ x& J% \8 @7 J10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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5 x& F) W- V4 S( R3 x6 Y$ Q11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.5 i: g4 |& p* X- l- [4 K% x
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.* {" E0 g7 |' D' c
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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! h& B0 D0 Y8 s14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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- `& n( _( B' V& Y9 V7 E3 H) D15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps." T: B3 H1 v4 ~3 d9 B
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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4 s! {% D1 G6 x) Q2 p+ E19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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8 H2 d( B" ~) Q20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.9 h. p1 b$ E* u# J* \
& |6 @, [5 h( U1 O, g; I5 [21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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