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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 , f( t: D+ K! g6 z, c3 Y& L2 N
5 z- V. |. P0 i1 u; V1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2 n6 t& `; Y7 w! I" ^: @2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question." h* g' r+ ]; e1 Y% I- t7 h
- g) H, ~8 |1 \4 o3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.1 ~' B1 k. a/ Z$ M
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.5 j' w4 D/ r d9 ]& _
( c! l5 |0 Q; V, ]- v+ u5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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; i7 y2 Z4 a- k# {4 p8 W2 P' I/ B6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.; }! m [; \; @% A8 c0 x
+ [- L3 m2 z% a3 l) u9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.! v) ]* Z6 w/ h- j8 J
: Q. Q! U2 \% |10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)9 W; t0 j$ P# ]" Y" L
) z5 a z" T5 B3 F' Q# u( O' N11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.0 k' `- _4 w. `$ M9 h1 v
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.. Y5 W8 R9 t3 D) i* |: Z
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt." C7 R8 G# ^& D, ^" L. c
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16.) You take naps.
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" Y* f( Y6 g; [* [ `8 E4 E7 H' W17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.$ F, N; U1 p" X( U7 d- P( L
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time./ B9 d$ g) d* ]6 ?7 e) l' P
9 d4 j. Z9 t3 O( C) C21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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7 t% g2 r+ t- ^4 g0 i" `( t1 T22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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