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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 $ t' l* c' m3 t3 S: J3 D& e
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.& X( m3 H; S6 r! w! d& `
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.' j/ q2 C( M- U
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.; d1 K  o; A$ ]" a" G

7 m/ I4 u. q" y; k' L; J4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.; t# C3 L1 q2 R( p
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14., T2 `* G, O+ S1 s' B2 C

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: [4 _: K, y7 g" v10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)! l$ c7 c6 G% ?/ ]+ b. m9 L6 M
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.- C1 h# y: w6 X
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.  _5 |2 G3 o# `5 m

3 D! ]% B8 H' n! i. Q13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up./ C2 _, g$ J9 a. m% G8 k
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.9 j: s! M3 N* l7 |% L, q3 c
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.6 }/ u# u! E! k" M, l7 ]1 z" x  F1 ]
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.4 I/ M& s0 j  b$ U
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.7 Y! l/ H; L) B: X+ h' {

  j  T/ ^/ m6 r6 `19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.( d5 [0 u; c6 h7 L8 G# n- K9 p

0 p5 N2 d# F  I. X& d20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.' B: _+ f( x- W" f) M% q

- H6 H0 d3 c9 x& G4 C21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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* I; M) @1 B- W  e4 x( `22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 6 s" U- Y6 f9 o/ P

' {) a+ c9 a1 T, o) m23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
大型搬家
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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