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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.) D4 X. k9 z' c8 d& E6 r

* f" L% a. j4 ?4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.8 \  s4 W$ ~& _- v6 f# N+ A1 ?/ w

4 Q! i, @7 B+ b5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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. H, l0 J) Z7 C9 \+ I' g7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.0 [& S# G* a6 q# J9 H
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14., [+ _; h! s4 K+ W% u

' S* u$ l' ^7 A" q8 Y9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.% N0 n4 B9 R0 r9 u" n2 v

* A4 r8 ~3 {  T10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)4 n) h- f( D8 C5 p% f; a
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you., Z1 Q( H1 }0 H
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.5 |/ e9 N5 U- r# [7 _1 ]& _

1 M% m% v' A& B, K, T; P. U14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers., p7 K8 t+ s0 ?; }4 D/ J/ C

+ V+ R$ l4 }8 u1 B7 g' Y15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.3 b. @& p; }. I9 [' L- M

/ y# `1 Z# C. D  v& ]% e5 G3 N8 M+ M16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one./ H) x$ L5 d/ I

5 g$ c. ?3 c) R: s  `0 C3 y+ [! d: {18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"+ n$ l4 N$ N7 f, R. C0 w# s

! D$ J% ~* j3 |" [$ q4 }22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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