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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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( r$ J1 p& V. V9 y! \$ \1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.8 ~' o8 [- X& [
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.- H& I! ~: z: H  C/ P/ L1 l

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6 j0 H* l8 U+ l; |0 I" I5 _5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.+ g5 R9 a  N) B( }% L
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.) Z7 p2 X5 }. O) h- |- ^

8 ~3 J# M( U  W" m$ y# D7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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2 D8 A5 ~9 `, f! g& o! P8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.. j( ]1 q) y7 Z7 M

+ d% H# @9 V- y$ _* e9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'./ v6 |& B; B! r  E' l3 p

9 F8 U* f2 s4 g- C+ ~5 g) @10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.8 t, D4 R6 j9 H' c0 ^7 \; B

& U; m: [0 ~* O* R- G7 C12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.5 |) ~/ s8 ^! `: }2 O

2 L8 w9 \# M- q/ ~/ W15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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1 e( X# C# o7 w9 F0 c6 V7 v) U16.) You take naps.
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8 Z' a* H5 H% E% N2 E9 V17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one./ R6 ]7 W% s3 T; w4 [6 ~+ l' J
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach." {! X7 M; y' S# L
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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% b% l$ b6 g) _1 p: B5 F21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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8 r4 ]- a# s/ `: M0 \22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
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鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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