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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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$ X$ L0 l, a+ R2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.9 \8 c# q( f' s; B
, R, D% V' m: g& _3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator., z- F. g2 p' V. J2 x5 G3 T' R* y
; I. H! s7 e. ~" z6.) You watch the Weather Channel.5 f0 [/ x( g4 @8 Q
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.7 e4 G% x9 ?& O% F3 E; Y
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14./ s0 d7 b+ i! I" |! j
. G' }# S6 k, O, O2 U- i4 }9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)4 Y! H+ p2 {! D9 i8 L( k' [8 j
: j( M. _9 L* [; ]5 w5 c11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.) `- }+ i1 @/ b- ^
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.% r( K( H! y7 Q' m
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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# z9 m# `7 |) Q/ L4 z e# C15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.) H2 H$ @. q7 A$ k' [5 m5 g. _, O' K" I
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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+ w. D( C1 J; X3 T: S% Y18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.3 r2 V/ o [- o4 O% [; o# u
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.& m2 I3 m- p% J) {
: e( O" N) s- y" Z& w5 u+ @21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"9 E, k; G& A; G* a/ C( [
' d- \! V% U9 y/ u9 w22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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