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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 $ g7 C2 k  l3 m" h$ `

0 y: {" \  V' N) }, W  E# E1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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4 Y* U& k& V9 r: J  u2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question." q+ Z8 Y+ k' G8 d5 w4 c
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.* D9 U2 U/ [8 K% }* R, R% e
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.+ U1 d# ^$ i; T* n
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.: T. h' _% K: B; s$ X9 E) P
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.4 K/ o; T6 H: |. o

$ O* ?; v) c. z- `5 c( M" B) R7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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- k' T  g: z, |" C; k8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!); i8 g; |/ y) D- O: Z8 g" m

$ d  n4 c) M  r2 u6 g11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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, |+ N# F' J) U8 t5 i13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.: s  ]1 l8 X( T; E

; G$ ]5 S7 k3 K( K$ w/ U14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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: z3 Z9 v5 q" e6 p, D15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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7 J0 P% N% [3 f+ Z6 D( B, \: z8 N9 ^16.) You take naps.% Q9 O2 r( w8 {" n# [9 w9 h. i

% b* z" h) D; e8 T* W) T17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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7 E1 W, `* L5 t( i18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.! d) |0 J: M- ~

0 o9 ?$ s- N) X19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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# L* \! k" w! v2 @" _9 m" \9 i# p% Z' F' R22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 9 c+ `) t0 q. y% F
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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