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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them./ [4 p- J$ \1 r5 G; d
: r6 R9 Q4 S3 G2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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1 E6 j- p/ Q Q1 S8 Z3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.. ^% R( m2 I' w0 \; k
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.6 v3 @: o D, ? @2 A' X+ p. ], ^2 }
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.7 `) A' \5 S2 f! \. g2 V
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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2 b1 Q' K( ^/ {! B! B9 R- r9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.! d, T m( q+ J, [4 O" V3 g
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)9 N* i$ E0 I. Z1 o, T
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.1 y i! f) k) G) ~
% R8 {; K: u/ B2 f; p13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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) e& a9 P8 `+ J. A1 {' j+ v15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.$ F+ ` j! h' O6 A0 S: u
( _' S& ^# {2 E16.) You take naps.
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- F" v8 n- g- f" [7 h: U3 x17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.1 u$ j% ]2 X' @( F$ {
; N# N- A( w6 m' d18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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N! W5 M+ u1 Y7 p. o* |( t+ { `19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.+ h1 u' E' O% o: I
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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; S' r0 s2 t0 y0 }. f& V21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"( U2 I2 O) J9 Y4 }) d0 U$ m
+ e/ t" `$ v. B q22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. ( O3 i: A9 F6 L
. o0 H: @$ z7 ~: F4 D7 K" _7 Z' ?23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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