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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 6 U2 a# \# p& c" N% ^
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.) t, A! a4 n* _' a& d. ~% \3 A
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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& h9 y# X9 U4 N6 M+ M) c. I# G6.) You watch the Weather Channel.* m q% t/ T+ @; Y' \$ c
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.* N9 i" R. a# g
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' h8 n: W6 H3 i1 ^9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.# m- e9 Q$ y& S, Q( M
/ `/ w# ^! }% l+ s) h; y Q+ x10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.- h! O. ^9 b7 h
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.# m. P3 N3 H- n s" E
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.9 w) o0 c, T" b
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"1 ` O% Y3 Z7 G' ?* W( G- \' i
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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' H8 I7 {! g! D23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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