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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.# g* @8 j1 c' F( }/ Z
+ @9 ]. n9 [8 _5 g$ H. m2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed. k2 I3 Z) l: Q
- S' [3 R9 v6 H: }0 ~' g, M5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.5 z+ Q& b; L6 X, w3 F. V
+ b* |' F! R3 M! N& ?( P' [: T6.) You watch the Weather Channel.9 S p S/ @3 v" a
8 }; u$ K8 v: E& U7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.0 H- b, N2 N# z& c, a7 }" G" ?
w, s9 | x3 ~( ^8 i$ G4 ~8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)* ]5 A# a- k* @
! W+ e1 ^: _3 w0 w; B" \* w# n" X11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.% b# c0 m% e$ l+ {5 ]" W
% v% m* C9 q: r% ^% A. d13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.8 ^9 R* c! `+ J3 T' ~
, Y* }5 L( M+ F/ \- F1 m14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.: B& K: q8 X) h, Y9 @
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"% }+ i5 r& N9 _% R, t- b) u1 R
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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8 `( X, G; y- F2 V: H7 ^% Y& a23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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