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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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& ^' Y, N7 ]$ d- k1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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: E M: ]: [; @2 z3 F% h& p7 N4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.4 Q0 T& J6 z& }; ]9 B
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.1 y; S7 Q9 v! P9 u- |
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.2 _( {; v1 a9 t
: U/ M3 n9 j; H* E0 @. a8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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S% v" a1 ]+ z" \: \10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.( j: |$ o9 z8 E. b) t' g4 v- i' E
9 E; u% M; H# i: k' _12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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$ B9 R9 n% m% Z1 t18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.( {* z0 o7 K# c+ } L
: ^( x1 V& T7 o' Y7 r$ j19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time. P/ Q% ?% b5 y& B. s! G) g( p
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. : u @4 u0 Y3 k$ V; S0 o* ^
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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