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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 , p& T% X( B6 ]6 F% ]+ ]
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.5 j. k; q4 b+ m$ t
g8 t7 u8 E0 u$ S" `7 P2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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& `6 L5 s2 B, O! V, J3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.) u$ |% F" D. _- o# Z/ F; H7 {
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator., R+ j/ n" }9 z* o6 f* o; {6 m' A) h
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.- I* J, J: E" R; Z1 P z1 y* T
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.3 {' E! ~, W, W! [* T
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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2 e% [0 b8 z) [' o# u0 N9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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1 Y8 d- C, }! B4 B( _' i" ^$ ?11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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4 U$ e6 b/ d; k: O ~12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.* }3 x/ k1 Q3 }( w
H! }5 p* p! ]; a4 E! c$ M3 q' b13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.: y% f) C4 e" X" u( c
5 V0 K- A, @/ Q; }5 F( i3 t14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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5 l+ V4 y. W1 W/ H* e15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.' o" ]$ w% Y0 D* h+ f' x W0 W, c
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16.) You take naps.
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. ]$ @- o! k. G6 Z! w4 _9 C# S, |, h, ]17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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; J# b/ T% r% y19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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W2 U! b/ ?! x/ q20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.# y7 q2 ^0 i/ U7 ?0 R2 F
2 b4 \% Q# Z; R$ K* q! i21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"% R9 |, O1 o5 z9 L, S( s6 P
" W- P) x2 q0 R2 }22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. + C/ R( J6 j0 b# { L9 _" p$ N6 h
8 U- Y" J/ L! h- s# e23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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