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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 5 N2 c* h; M5 J7 ~9 z5 i
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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7 u$ b* y: a* g, @7 ^3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.0 ~# J7 J3 F: [6 c" t# B
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'./ l, e: |6 i) N+ |
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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% Z2 h* i) N$ D5 k10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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% y0 ^4 Y0 h, w4 t1 h" `13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.+ @6 `& H2 Q. |+ g7 T, j# I
" m! u" T, V/ N4 m14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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# B2 w0 ~3 e, b: V/ W15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one. ^; |# }! A9 }. t5 Y" S
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.: }6 l9 y4 M0 }% k* w
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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3 C% y. @/ O* `" Z4 W! ?5 n5 A20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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( I9 C) M2 R+ p, e% x+ d! `21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 9 y' Z* t+ f; o' w# i) B3 V
1 h# ]# [3 ]% w& {5 U4 Q0 q23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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