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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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% {9 g7 X. k, J& l1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.9 m3 J* k: b# {( X
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.2 I3 z4 [" P: z6 p
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.+ h! O8 @0 W% w% ^2 ^
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel." H, o5 Z1 d8 w% z! I
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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% d9 f9 ^6 w: S7 z6 h8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.2 c* t9 U) f1 _3 R2 b |
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)7 i3 R* x% X0 C2 Z. c1 R
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.* m2 o0 q+ s1 o3 u- j' G: ~
2 T v: s, S$ S4 u( S- s12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.2 h& n/ T2 H* `
: }$ P2 @8 @* S- L! S9 u15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one." D/ C9 T9 b8 n
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- W, w+ L: L) B8 h; i( C3 t/ a19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests. g, }8 c) n. f+ i; J2 v
4 n4 T c }' q20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.; \1 o3 J9 P/ t
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"- Q3 m" w4 Q" `, t- s% A, n' F
, D: |7 L- D7 V2 n: p3 q/ W1 _/ @! r22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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0 D- ^: m$ Q& H5 z- F- `8 J23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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