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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 $ _. h6 b& W0 [4 J9 \( N
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.) l/ P! L* ]1 ~" f+ a
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge./ n3 p4 a5 H. [6 @% {
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed./ w9 v/ F' ?+ q; j/ d. `5 |; O
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.% H( {* l6 A3 u$ i
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2 A9 W! y C; `) n: G/ R7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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6 u) \' V- D4 P0 U! d8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.3 B& Y1 k# k9 ]' _* x9 R
# p& y3 u# h' |; s/ o; h9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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; \. M& o" v, ~; r& Q. x u10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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0 V) ~& X2 s2 L8 n. O1 S11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.! c9 `2 z6 G; x1 h: Z
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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& g7 s4 M' ?; J. A7 T% @13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.1 Y- v# V$ R5 T& I- \
+ K* O# l7 u( ~/ j& c2 |; G8 o7 ~: v17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.4 f* e# ]% a1 U
. A9 }$ e( J; E2 X6 D2 @$ t; c18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.! |- X R- e5 S8 |9 I
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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$ j' W' ?% G6 v8 g# Z% z: M% G20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.2 B6 k0 x+ B+ {+ d1 {4 R
- s q* ~$ B2 i, [0 w( c( K9 k) O21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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' N. [3 C0 {% s) }) \% s9 N23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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