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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.# _$ a- K# {; c* W, V
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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! |) g4 E) v" R+ q+ M! {3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed. I& F' _ s' i% B5 E' h6 x0 Z' H
$ L6 @. Y$ g$ H8 i5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.* O/ p3 T- Q1 z' L; r3 B( Z2 u: X
" A1 m, [& d S y6 M' E% e6.) You watch the Weather Channel.5 s0 R) l, a" T6 P
/ W" C, O: i$ O* a. J7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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1 W' l4 ^6 s( c5 K8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.0 k' C, a: d5 L# T, w
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.( V& _- R$ G. V0 i" _' b. T
7 l1 m* J) ^3 J% Q" t% z3 h10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)1 h' e+ f1 R3 Z' L1 L, j, v
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.9 U2 T, N+ x. E
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.6 T6 X# O1 R8 Q% l3 b
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.3 r: E7 E1 ^% t7 r% o. G$ @3 Z
% z# C; w/ b! O# S15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.* ]: U. u& x- }
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16.) You take naps.
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) q" K7 R; a6 U# K! N17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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1 ~7 ]4 e+ z% Y8 W18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.% {" {0 I9 ^# C* M& i0 a' p# o; g
& v2 l: K8 J t2 k19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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- X6 d: Y2 @6 K20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.* ^7 ?; X1 k& q0 W9 Q: K5 J
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"2 {: G7 b" k# a. V4 Q: f& r
2 D6 A8 J# }6 M2 L0 p22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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