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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 5 k) k! P: H( I/ o
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.9 C9 _" a5 T; F+ j. ]7 N$ Y
+ ^1 }2 V5 S7 d9 [& I7 q0 m2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.; p$ n+ @/ t; k1 k/ `. c a
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.6 G# T# m" p& U2 a$ u- S4 `
9 b! g+ T2 u7 S0 x& {4 p4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.' v( w D+ t5 ~! G1 \
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.. _' K0 H6 r, X, P% Y5 _
3 U' S5 I0 ?5 ]- n6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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+ n8 j" h% c9 [- H4 |1 t8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.# U' Y8 E) t- L+ W( B, C
7 h4 I* I$ m, c B" f. ^0 b10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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& Z' T+ E% Y9 ^1 m9 d) L. J11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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3 H3 }7 U7 ~: y, `& W12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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; W# y! g. X1 @13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.- K6 x3 j; C# n: Q7 v% A, Y+ G9 J
, W* C0 ^5 J' T* y9 m17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one., z+ u$ M8 v6 c7 A$ n, Y( m/ j
8 P9 |! H+ c. K6 k5 G8 N' [2 N18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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. f4 A/ D( Z D6 G- k3 s# u19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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( x- b2 Q, ?8 [6 W( _6 r6 J( {20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.0 i1 a8 S" q. _, l, t
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"! Q& `, p9 `% |' S+ ], ?+ U
9 W4 k' B* W0 ^- i% K; f( ]9 `22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. : b8 _2 f; d; `$ Z9 G
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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