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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 9 F- v' W: i6 ^
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3 [$ r4 z7 A% {" x! H! G3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.- n- [- z5 ^& f! I8 \
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed., a6 M, u7 f3 h. h) ^2 R$ i( |6 a
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.+ I+ k' H5 L6 ]
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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5 R! ] y/ a! p8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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) x1 c# a# ?! S& V+ I1 V- q9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.+ h* v# C# ]( _' r" n. q1 r
{! _: i' e, Q10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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& R: x( G) I, r6 J0 s5 J11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you." U) O8 I; t2 w; ?
& u, E8 K! m4 u6 r% x5 `+ U$ N12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.3 w5 B. R, ]! p$ \: Y) \
/ M" K U2 z* d- A9 J+ p13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.! d8 m) q0 A+ M6 p/ V: T+ |- u
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.! Q- b* d" G* ~4 ?. A! q1 Q
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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: Z3 k1 x) h2 A" N; T8 Z16.) You take naps.
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5 Y7 I |% l6 k; q2 G17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.. n" ]/ `, O1 d# Z, a2 `
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.5 U. k/ d8 ?# C( G4 w7 I% A5 J
@/ X/ y; Z& H) [5 c21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"6 h# G, d; h- ^* `, _% I- a2 m
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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