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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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" k- [7 ?( e# o: D1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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0 U# b. q* ]4 `. F# s9 |3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.7 u7 Q+ l7 p3 Q7 A; t5 B, d
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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- Q- Q: s0 O8 g) @# f8 i% y5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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3 g e: V. s: W: E8 Q: ]7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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# u/ N! S' v( O* d8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.6 d& A: i% O$ q. \5 c
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.- L) p/ `6 b: M* t
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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0 i5 d% C- Z9 n% {. e12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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7 ]8 V# I. h" E/ }7 s1 g14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.$ Y8 w( U* i' k$ \
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.: |7 _+ R+ A$ B* ^$ ^! F8 K6 R$ p
9 n9 Q8 b9 I9 [& Q# k19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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