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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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; k, y: U7 L# x( d M1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.6 H3 C/ x' C3 |9 n1 v( Y
9 Z' ^( ~. U4 q7 x0 r2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.0 F! B1 ]. P, W! t$ u- `& D; w+ e
# R( [8 J/ z, R) Z* Y/ j. y$ A4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed., l* H6 ] ^) U
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.5 P9 G( v) P3 C' f! S) g- i
4 F& f* w7 u4 s- d4 K3 M* Q6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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: a2 X& F4 f! t8 q- s6 O9 A9 A7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.4 K' M+ Y+ g1 f# ]* P
% _9 Y6 r$ V3 P% u$ I) u8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.- ~" _# \ b9 E3 K
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.1 ^2 x; D& U9 b n/ c
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)) A! f" M+ E: h# G5 V
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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* Y" N1 [8 h* y" e4 J12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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. O9 `3 F, B- ]" z4 z6 ^8 M13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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9 [- J6 U4 J" }9 Q% P% V$ {14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.# }) n0 V; f8 O
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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, h( J6 \4 s% ^: { Y3 `6 a4 s. D: Q16.) You take naps.
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+ z @9 D h) h+ Z- l# B17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.4 S* t: i5 q$ l( m( t" m1 j! Q
. l# p; T9 v5 O18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach." k! ?9 l6 v( h
/ E, V) u8 x# h& A) o" R5 J, y19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 8 Y3 U6 `: V/ |3 B6 m+ s1 C' ^
4 O& W1 e* v" V8 U23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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