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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.$ h7 o% K( ^& V! F$ t% u
+ ?! O0 M* F* v8 Y0 D3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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$ H' E3 }; _2 r4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.% ]- h& c; K, Q! V0 X
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.0 E2 ~: g1 o5 _- n' B- a
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.+ ^# @0 X; C" h6 S1 l7 V
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.& y, J/ v( `" Y) F# C
5 ]" `) |3 k M- z: K7 e8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.& C. s; ]! \" q, M1 H
1 K* q8 K; [2 E" |+ X7 y9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.; f" D: }% c. [# D/ d
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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% |6 X8 q! m( q" R1 B: \" `12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more. ~2 S4 Z: r# r" x6 C
9 t) t+ k& ?7 X/ x13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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. o" z M/ S" Z& T$ h! Z14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.0 g ?6 c8 x5 f; g2 X
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.% }' Y% L# [2 k. G' X# L( g
9 `8 [: j# ?! Z1 g17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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* [* L$ h1 S: ~18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.1 r! R7 x9 }, K, l
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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: Q9 W6 j% I( _" U- N e( Y20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!") `3 }: \, m1 N) u" m& X4 u! L
0 E3 p0 R; q& m, E22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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