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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑   F) y5 G2 l) [) Z
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.4 E2 ]$ U& X8 R* c: y! Q9 |
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.. ?& @; @4 @$ e. h+ `. s/ k8 e
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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3 W0 Y9 a* F# {9 M# V7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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, V8 m: T0 R' O$ F. [( r# a, ?8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.4 ?* S7 W; B% q) ^8 i6 {
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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0 z/ h/ \) X! S3 ]) r. G; J% o10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.* p( k6 _, q3 ~- O
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.2 G6 m) |; n# W% q9 z; A6 n
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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3 ^1 Q/ `. b. A16.) You take naps." N3 D* q0 W2 c; Q+ f7 U
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.4 Y& U2 D1 z. h. t7 p6 j! t1 N

" B/ y' d& Q2 v8 ?18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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# }) J0 V+ X* V  k( \19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.5 W; Q* X$ G( I  j& l  i

2 t3 I/ K; y6 ~2 V. r21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"# W+ s. f7 b' N( A* q6 O, w
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. : `5 N/ N/ Y% i* [
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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