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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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. ?9 x! w4 i" G1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.0 p: ~& x# r5 e' V
3 Z# G. k/ _& Y: c% [, F) P" r, n$ Z4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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8 A, U6 s+ R3 [+ n- s6 S6.) You watch the Weather Channel.! F8 E1 \+ ?$ I6 f+ {
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.1 R# V3 T' z4 K5 h7 `
% o& g9 ]$ H9 l' X1 a/ f9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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9 k# g" \' M& P6 L% @10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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6 m" }' y4 E( K11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.! q2 ^% z' W6 `, m( m0 W
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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- f0 h0 [9 k$ T& R$ X14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers./ M" S( E1 R) f7 X) g
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.; K# f# H% u# A+ F R1 K8 [" J
+ l3 C* q1 U& a, B17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one./ s$ `3 Y' B- @' o
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.$ b+ ?$ Q; }# k% B6 O; C+ H1 ]
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.' \' u: Q" R, F( r, d" a
! W/ g% n7 S7 `: r$ r- Z21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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0 N: m+ K) v( W* e. l) ]# [. O, \/ c/ R22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. ' C; I- T! w- p8 S; s' {' H7 m3 g
- c f% f' M& \8 |! y/ }23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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