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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 $ l) z9 P Y; }- s' d+ n0 m
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.( n* h. k7 p' `8 f6 K' N" g( [
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.' Z& b" T3 }. E) [5 c
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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- I: x; x$ W8 E9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'./ `% \, p, {6 U4 {. l+ T! H# K
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.: n9 r" W. r$ n9 t
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.8 [& ?$ f. Q8 W! W, I- z1 M$ a
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.- I0 D$ L0 |( `3 K
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers./ x5 M \' G# s3 }* u- _' K0 Q
4 @0 s% [7 o+ Y! U! J2 _15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.+ S, X- Y6 @( {
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.4 a3 s: V4 w+ V0 n* G
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.4 t7 z$ O. y9 _6 ~& `
- M5 c( v7 o1 h21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"$ I' Y- Y' a' K8 O( J9 p/ E
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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