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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 2 Z- i( V' v! [' d' R% N; s4 A9 Q* J
0 U: A% V; N" o1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3 y& N, R. F6 z" I( q" H' |3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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2 g4 n, `6 d& r, Z% `4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.9 k: q& ~) a" n( _* s, E
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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9 l' n" }* F" ?* D6.) You watch the Weather Channel.3 F' f; C0 n+ V/ o
: A) P; N: t$ a- B7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.: t5 Y M( @, ]% d$ P& v1 }
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.& w/ ^7 x- k0 ]3 W3 u! \# Q S
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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& \1 P0 c5 y: Y11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.& O) O+ z! c7 L+ s+ z
0 c5 k A& J& W5 M G0 J13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.( E/ `8 b% f% [" r
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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w' U2 v% ^7 H16.) You take naps.
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Y2 u9 s2 a# u) t17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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- h9 k5 K8 ?2 N) B" B$ ^, ]) |! B18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.( A" ^# R) z. W" G5 C8 k: n, N
8 j+ k l$ Z* \" d' ^* g$ w4 B19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.: i; ~. \. Y# W
+ P- Z3 i' }0 ^6 Q20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.( P3 @- }* \8 u! t" f
. y& l ~& M' D21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"' M6 ?8 r# N. \. Z7 g, E, V* x
/ G @! c' e0 k22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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! s2 @2 M/ K7 s8 m* c# {5 \23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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