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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 # S1 [- s) C" L; g
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.1 C4 D3 C4 ?1 Y/ V+ g2 j
0 ^/ L6 N$ `; o- [+ {! k: [2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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( j2 C, p$ y: v& |3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.4 R. C4 `/ @' j
/ U, H: I7 }3 O( B; u* {4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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9 H! |, x* S( O& U/ J# M/ ^5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.2 u* Y4 ~/ J, f! s2 W; H
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.2 x+ D0 H) T. U
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.6 h+ _5 l: Y$ {
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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; p) E# T3 X A6 {2 J4 p% H/ |11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.7 m. f$ `4 ?2 k9 {! Z# W
: I) U0 r3 E# J& o! q* f12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more." S/ l( v- ?+ d1 ]3 B6 a& s
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.9 T3 Z {' m. n' r6 w' \
r3 B% A3 X$ E; l' g5 f g4 g+ Q14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.( g7 k- _3 z$ q
|, G# N, y- R$ D, a- O8 [6 i15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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, z I0 M4 X! B: `7 [/ O16.) You take naps.
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2 M x/ g- p, N' @ t' B5 O2 I17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.8 `2 u" q8 D. L* h$ f
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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8 n( a( |0 ^( P. h$ h# M21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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