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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.& }; X2 D; d" W. n! v2 b

% L" @" `$ V; s; N2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.( {6 U2 d8 F% n5 C2 h7 h
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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  N' C- n' Z9 x) C& p4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.' ?4 H9 T! @/ O: @0 c. m
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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) h" E) D0 {6 G, U) J8 ?. S- J/ }7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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. r2 Q/ w! m3 b9 S8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.- T. D/ s) U% V" K5 z

7 I( X: I4 p# k0 _9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)" ~; k4 y7 z6 L" {$ z. R& p
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you./ O- m0 o" M- e1 q2 r7 x6 h
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.4 T8 _# b& O* |! {9 o
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.. h8 [+ x- c% E
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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) f" Z" p- G  R' ~8 E21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"6 v' I1 y0 y9 f8 [
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
大型搬家
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
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发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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