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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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2 n( @/ ^! \- e1 H* r8 Y1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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- v9 D g3 ~4 @& X* K* w5 [2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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$ d+ C* U- t; Q/ f) _* [3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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7 c+ K4 t! o( E0 |4 }& h4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.' j2 B4 V0 C, V6 T1 R" l
+ s% ^9 ~; d- u9 X* B: `% N# D( ~5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.6 c* y5 v; `# q$ ?' _9 q' S
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.& J+ J: R6 _4 S7 h7 X C
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.- u4 H. Y! O, S( C# M3 C1 p0 u% ^
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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3 Q7 X' m6 _. L& p7 }11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.+ m) R# y% M! B+ @) p1 D1 O% b# @' c
1 C4 g8 [0 N0 g$ b& ~12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.2 v2 M5 h7 m# ^7 \/ _
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.& x/ @* G/ n2 w/ B: G
I/ J9 Y' u$ k14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.7 C# i8 n- b' r
o" {1 E: q& U* D( c; r$ i16.) You take naps.4 y& ]; g ~' X m
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.* X6 J7 F- J! i, h0 M( s3 L
! k; l' v8 L! i6 l19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.3 c0 @' C4 O$ R8 F
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"5 g* k/ p( @1 x, q) L& f1 v
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 2 s: ?" k4 z3 \$ L
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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