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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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. T2 \. b; j' w3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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  L3 E, {3 y+ s; `2 L4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.; o  S2 l, k. k9 Q
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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9 W, |9 ~, f! ]9 {. V; d8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.. X/ V+ }& p$ @& \" z( ~
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.* r* w; y' E, H) h3 v" v
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.- \/ Q. H8 X, M4 Z: M
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.) s, u4 y" Q/ G" Z+ ~
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16.) You take naps.! J+ _$ {4 m( b( l  z: X
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.5 K, L0 Z: E; q# r* K

# \, _2 g9 V# l/ F5 j' R! [7 R18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.8 C7 s. Q& l" R1 Q

+ i4 B- _, E6 M4 l& x# B; b3 p- S9 {21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 8 }% L$ r+ ?% c: X% E2 L7 o, ^
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
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鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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