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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 % m% D: ?; V7 W- b1 x: Q
! ^$ U: c/ [/ y0 t* G8 R8 A+ w1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.4 C3 u# J5 Z: ]0 W9 H3 c% B
+ h4 c1 k! h$ ?- Y, r7 b$ \2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.! F2 k$ V5 Y, Z/ o8 h3 V3 n3 A
# a* A( e3 J v. r3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.# O7 G9 _! c/ M; \/ N2 G* |
' U5 p8 I! b3 e5 Q% [4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed." k9 ]; }+ C% \$ t" s
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator., E% P/ j4 F% |0 E$ ]8 b
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.( l [6 Y+ Z/ ?$ D9 `: X1 i
8 q" f0 [( i/ ~5 O, L& x9 P" T7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.; \1 U: o# d7 y8 ~2 Y H
1 t$ O& r$ n- V+ L: j8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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, d2 r/ W" u: Z7 @; m$ z' D; f10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)/ [. f0 L/ e0 N/ c& R) X% N
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.' |8 T6 I/ V6 |
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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2 G3 \: Y0 B& E$ w7 P! ?2 j1 l13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.$ D$ V8 l3 f* A" O
& B' |; [) S1 O" z6 {15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.1 P7 u& l8 j/ Z) n7 b& A
: l' [2 b" S0 [6 I0 B, i9 {16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.* ^- u3 H) b) I
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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+ U* G- W8 c( ?* C7 _! K8 I) Q21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"+ ?6 _7 O" P9 |1 H. D# o' x
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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