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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 3 N, E8 ?: }$ I7 J% J
, f% C. ~% E3 x M1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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6 d+ w- [/ A* L1 W- G7 n N2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.8 n! z# k6 z" D; W9 H w, d
: u& _! Q2 C. J- J2 s! ^5 y3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.5 U0 B. g* P$ W4 m
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.8 L! w2 {& g. z3 k& ^/ e
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.9 D1 }+ b8 k( ~& Q9 ^9 V
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.8 ^0 |- _" Q+ \- Q* _$ S5 g8 O
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.( C+ H( X+ O0 N0 U, G
' b7 p4 x. F3 R9 H* P9 A10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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C4 _8 j. o }, ~( F2 w" a1 k5 M11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.( u0 R+ L& g( E a: o5 B: Q3 z
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up. e9 m; v: ]$ S2 K% r" E7 ^
. v0 B% I* u8 o8 M14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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- l2 O" w" O5 i: J& S( n15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.4 C7 G* T8 i$ l% [5 d2 d
/ d& [- B; n8 u16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.1 X [9 x: | H% u0 m8 C( Q
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests., A3 V& `/ |0 @. r. M: R6 ]
( \) w; X$ A8 N20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"# h- y4 b& q% n* Z* \% K+ e' u
) E( d. H3 l) o0 S( m% l22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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