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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.9 {) a8 n0 k: M" j. C, j
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.* n' I5 g% k* C3 t8 o
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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* n6 n( _' p: ~( x6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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. s' C$ Z6 |7 q% x1 q8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.: p/ s; }7 y! \, f
: Z) K& r" x" P$ N+ N w9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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# D/ N- |$ i/ b. m/ A, M, j2 y10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)! n" w1 W' }8 h3 D! X% O
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.- o% H |8 j: T/ G4 Z c
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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, L3 J0 N6 ]/ o5 x13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.; Q1 z2 H# E2 ?$ g) Y
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.; r# i6 C" H) @& V8 h/ J
, h& |. V1 O( x8 H: J16.) You take naps.) z C7 y1 E x; U+ P# x
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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/ J9 u0 X; }. |0 I5 r1 A( a18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.6 F9 ]4 V: G" k8 |9 a
' u% ^1 V% T2 M/ p. m19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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. C( x& v5 b' ?20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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1 _( N6 [4 F; J- z. _21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!": G6 n* ^( d4 }
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. * A/ O2 o0 v4 i/ ?% j3 y% q
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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