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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 * Z6 \  N: \1 D, p' x
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them." o! A3 b; q8 M3 A! Y0 b
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge., P* f! s/ Q, j' Q: n4 Q

- e- g7 U' v& {$ x9 w/ u4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.  r% ^& ^5 T0 _+ B% V" W9 E2 g
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.$ C" K! \1 u* E+ b! o# u0 c2 f9 M7 k

( q" }9 j( G" B5 H( D) ^9 e7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.' p; |1 Q8 K8 [

7 `5 a& o' T0 H; h$ g3 U2 e8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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" c8 f; v; O' d  r( M9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.6 i7 x. F% n4 z+ B  ~, e: n, J
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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; G$ N( {& p+ G% U14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.+ O* G' E0 X8 X$ f% r

4 s) ^; [) [. v- S15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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' ]: Y4 y' {$ v! T16.) You take naps.
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+ H1 i# D" p! c, Z1 u( u2 F) z6 q( U17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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4 f5 ^; O, [- f, @18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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& O9 R0 T# w. e! s19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.  Y5 {2 t" s# t( N8 X
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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* z( w% \$ `# i) t21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!") d3 c! n) ]/ d& i" ]
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
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发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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