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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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' Z' j8 I! G3 w0 E$ y4 ~1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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0 N3 A+ i( W! `( [" a2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.% c' S# U2 ?/ b" w( z6 V
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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3 p2 a; p" n* `% f* G5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.2 e) m% c/ |; t
: P9 g# v( P5 C/ L+ I6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.9 I$ Y0 R n1 X$ K0 A$ @- @
" q! L9 E# x( i$ f3 d0 }9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you./ _7 A E s- ? m
# g7 \3 J. l7 F# j& ~' l$ q12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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+ v9 N, ^ m3 y; U0 ?% r+ P13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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: J3 Q2 D0 q) ^. ?2 I& [- ?1 ]14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers./ G, q) n3 \, h5 H+ v# U. g5 @
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.. S+ I- @4 L" }! U
( S0 o4 g% Q8 I) | i& p16.) You take naps.7 R: a! z% O3 u7 N) {
8 ^4 T) `, U7 R/ h# D. _0 A17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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! d. D1 e: E9 j. m6 Z, Y' Y' i! }18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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9 G6 @1 r: }7 W# L" t9 D. U19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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* ]: L% P5 d" h R+ ^; B20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.6 w/ b( ~8 T- z0 j! B" E
- K. T5 |& R8 [. p21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. $ w5 T! a5 y9 P
! S- k. a$ u7 e7 B2 \- ]: c23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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