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' A- y5 y1 h7 K* }) u' e1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them., m! Y4 v8 U4 o7 |! k2 q
4 W9 q* F( |# C2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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8 B( X, I; y. d4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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9 j$ X) t0 p5 C, ]. D6.) You watch the Weather Channel.$ @+ g0 e2 U: c7 `4 v
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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6 a+ ?3 C. h8 E+ z8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.& m. {' Q4 o/ _9 C
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.1 ~2 o4 j; _+ a! s
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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/ E, a8 i& X7 n12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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) [; ]! g, Y' a3 r2 ~& L' I" u; _13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.- f7 Z4 z' o5 ?4 y/ ~. [
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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; Q- B4 k* r% j) t3 s* J# C! X15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.. I& H, C; ` ?
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.' d; G1 N" k! u+ z
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.4 j) ~, Y) a+ m4 F- U
6 L; s- q! W8 L20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time." E; X1 X9 }) n& c
/ A" p1 C- Z8 r/ y+ u21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"+ ?: V% g" \' t9 W
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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& y: [ d+ W N+ g5 m23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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