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( ~/ D' S' Q# S! n O7 l1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.* Z5 p7 K, O* o$ I8 y" A4 x% r! B
' a, R% a7 ?7 \; C( b" H& s2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.; C. R+ ]1 H/ s% Q: |+ a' y
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. w4 O0 \$ f& S7 Z6 k- ^' _9 k0 z4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.8 C* \0 t0 d7 \
4 {$ @- f5 }. H5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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: B2 R) g" u4 w: e5 n! c10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)9 A) ~- a% f2 v* ^; S1 s6 F
( q* l0 T& j( ~* H9 K6 f7 i11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.* b( y$ Z6 R, I2 \, p. u0 ]
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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) y0 n! ~! x9 b- Y13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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/ W2 @5 X% P( @14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.# h% G5 V* G' [: Y0 O
" |5 L/ a* G0 O6 t1 r+ R15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.2 J* d4 M% v7 V+ V; f
" n+ z) r4 D! Y! r. p r16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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( \2 j+ p2 I& S W O18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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! F$ I. }: T% E' f6 O* H19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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' x. }: h: K! Y. |, e9 S' K* N8 y. H ^21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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& q- A/ x7 n7 y2 Q22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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# P' S; Y# Q# o3 h. `23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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