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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.: K4 X. K& B' M0 W4 e5 |
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|* g7 @; K* g D$ i3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.! ]7 G1 u3 d' Q" g( l# g
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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9 ?' [$ W9 r) z( t9 }/ f6 C1 X6.) You watch the Weather Channel. o1 @8 `( G( c3 N1 Q6 Z& O' N5 F
7 x& G& A" `4 S7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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$ q; Y0 P" a( M, O8 M( j1 y8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.6 M# I5 A; N! u, B' Q: t
! X$ P i0 c- g; ^+ z10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.. t6 a4 ^- \6 t2 t# O9 X8 V/ I; }
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.0 H9 |! J3 l) _: t
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.9 L# P. T1 Z3 w& M- F& K
! Q% Z. T% S: L# W0 J. e: k7 g19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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. ^ W- p! W! k0 r. t0 k20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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- U& g- @: B: y% k22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 5 [8 L; S8 N; L+ |3 i' q: ~# \6 x% j
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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