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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 ) F4 ?- K! e2 ^# |

3 X: P7 v4 i$ J6 I1 g* e' t  i1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.) `7 W' h; C0 R' ?$ n: H

  G% E$ J8 G  Z. |. Z% D* C4 E2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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5 ^( N$ H  d( s6 p. {$ r1 m( G3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.& |( o( ?, w4 `5 V% F
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.& w+ c7 q& v4 d: y1 K& m

) A% i+ U, h4 s5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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  ^! f! o1 s: }2 Z; m4 [! [6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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9 t: k' k; {" ?4 i7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.0 F" Y. E- t& O. e$ Y

5 b6 R: s( m: V5 X8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.  S- `0 o# H% ~0 E) ^, A

/ e% R+ t( X& i; ?" \5 O% E9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.- `$ G* Z, K& z+ s# G! N! d

* y7 |* Q& |" L1 b5 T3 ~10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)- p9 b" c" ^9 k, o$ J9 b

6 |' m, t' R3 \" ]% ^% U- j& H11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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* Q, {3 |' p- w1 Y5 c' J13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.. `+ D# L3 w# O. V
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.4 ~3 c1 U$ B) C2 G% P
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.' a) H. e/ e$ {9 o. P

) B( Z- o* Z2 U9 r4 P; n( E) y# j16.) You take naps.( O  v- X: Q, \; c* [, o' I4 J
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.4 Y1 }% q6 A% g. L+ O
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.' ~( N+ x& W% }4 q: Z
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.5 e) M( q- c2 {9 m/ W2 O

* T8 J3 z% u1 m* h  x: W0 O) Q21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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