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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 0 x& i9 w' N+ T$ U9 p# o7 M! X
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.- i! z# [8 }3 T) h% S( n, p
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.1 p8 X& e. }( \( l3 x5 r
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.& g1 a; N& T4 ]) [" [- F
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.4 W3 v4 y7 X9 F& W  s

/ n8 |- m# H7 y, Q3 i. P6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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- Q+ a* e4 O7 Q9 u7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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, L& \. o$ ^  g; ^/ f+ @8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.# P6 _5 }  L9 R8 {) H4 |$ s

* Y; B$ H8 P# ^- H4 u10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)* ?$ y( n5 @8 H/ v# F% m

* Q& {9 m+ U2 p5 n/ a4 ^6 f. Q7 `11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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: U8 S( h3 V6 v; j/ A2 u16.) You take naps.
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5 X/ n5 [; ^5 u  V17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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% J7 l- X2 Q( F9 K: ]# ]18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach./ w  b! T' T0 w5 `7 e& W* D- i9 l

" {% |5 X9 @6 ]+ p  o8 [- |1 Z; H- N19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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- A, V5 G' _$ U6 y21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"% z$ D0 X) v5 P0 X* n
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
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鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
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鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
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发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
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鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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