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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 ! K& [' e4 V& M W" d x/ M" L" ^
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.# d/ W+ E( E' ~) n
/ I4 |3 E5 v7 [8 i0 W- Y* Y2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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( n9 X" s' l8 F2 C. J( T3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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8 e. t8 e% b! A8 Q4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.# }' c, B. `" ?: ~3 }
. j* |& U/ ]' R0 M/ J5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.) b6 [, [* e# E
. U" z3 b2 z7 `. D3 i6.) You watch the Weather Channel.% U! I) X- g( f+ W# t, a$ K/ x9 z
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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3 M7 M6 k. Y% a% u: K8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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@: i9 T' |* R1 Y B* u2 g, H12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.8 H1 E: G8 E& Z
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.: N5 \5 X3 o, b" A9 y/ ]8 |
$ @7 C( L+ f+ N" y) l14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.; g8 w, i$ s, l9 D c; R {
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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7 X2 A y: O$ B7 W# ]; u! c16.) You take naps.0 F5 x C& n: t6 q
" t) Y" P- i9 ?. c2 C$ X8 \17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.( G* _7 q# U( M+ T7 i6 G
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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8 n2 I' R5 J5 @7 j9 p& f19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests., ~+ k* @4 k1 f+ K
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"' ]7 V$ N6 G' E, _
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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