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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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( U9 C. U0 M* a1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.( H0 K" J# H, A$ T) r
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.7 A! A  N6 w$ f4 m/ ~4 B" Q
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.9 v6 [/ w7 _6 o8 K

2 Q) {3 A" s* J7 \4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.$ P; W% K4 @; ?

( f8 v1 @1 ~# W1 i9 H' _5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator./ g6 Q# f2 A  J3 k

9 t9 d% D' _% Z1 Y6.) You watch the Weather Channel.4 {, h- C) e3 z4 e. R) R' P1 a- H
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14." l/ |( Y  x& W% K5 l! m& q

; Y6 W2 ~0 w" Q  `0 f9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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( S& R0 |1 `, x  z) N1 @# y/ g10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!). }0 Q8 K5 f6 s5 P  d. _3 @

. k# j; H* I1 f& E# p( n11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you., D% e8 G2 K4 Z1 W7 H! x; {; n4 O# f
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.8 E( Y: _9 R! G  G; b

9 m6 m! e4 K0 w; Q: n5 N6 T8 R14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.3 w. a7 C  j1 X+ F. _4 I& S' r) x0 z

0 R7 |1 g2 e/ s( s( [5 L15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.( A' {, B( Q$ ^" k$ V

4 E3 w, y' {' X0 m18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.! O. A8 {* Z  x5 p4 `% a5 j2 H, o: w

) ~3 u! e& f; o) t19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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# d* d$ L$ `9 ^# G' W20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.. a, ]" I3 y0 b$ k. E
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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6 ^" @! f$ [2 e6 q22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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/ a( N8 p4 N# h6 H0 ?1 c8 {4 J+ Q* Y23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
大型搬家
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
理袁律师事务所
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