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7 E( ]' Y/ n! t# c) d1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.8 {0 q8 i/ R5 X
0 t& h' S1 A+ x% q% M# Z' d2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.: d" [$ @4 A q3 D8 F
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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1 ^, E0 |3 W/ @! V0 l, v4 d8 G6.) You watch the Weather Channel.0 {9 H/ d- e. `8 H' p, `1 F( m X; i
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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$ ?. q1 c6 M- b( e( L& q3 N# M I" q8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.$ v9 ], q% g8 x) \# a+ o& S
# j+ J: S% a }& l3 `9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.7 E+ Z0 y1 b: ^+ D6 i4 g7 e; {. |
) M j7 |6 [7 E! J3 e ^10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.) u6 \' a# ]4 @6 B P1 } [
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.7 i, |4 g6 } U) Z6 k
0 w$ Q$ c4 C; w1 J4 c! r5 b16.) You take naps.8 V( G* E7 _6 @; S- ?+ n5 j
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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( D9 Q: s C) g7 {4 X18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests./ b1 }4 s3 u A- _
( N1 c% t4 b1 g20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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. [4 y2 L* r. P( Y4 [) c) n23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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