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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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8 R, E+ S* w/ w" E7 j2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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% m# M2 n' [' L. j' a8 ?3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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  B" c! E/ t7 B; u! J6 P( I+ \5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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0 Y8 y, b, H3 |7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.9 n( Q) g- s; `- F
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.! X/ Z% J: ^. v: j' x
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.' K6 a. W' _' D/ u8 C  |  X! L
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)/ u7 O7 ]5 N* F: A

" w$ v# V6 l' y( D- K! H% k11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.1 _. R% f: m# j& [& Y: R& j; i: k. N- L

1 c$ Z$ E: _. }/ Q  K* W12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.3 a7 H# R3 w) h2 p0 n/ v. |, Y7 |

% V8 s; @* [: c. I13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.  |$ K( X- O1 r
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.% T  M5 b$ X9 F3 d& |0 b5 V7 X, U
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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; p$ i9 H' }- K# \* p  }16.) You take naps.
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$ ^+ _$ d8 Q. H0 T# \+ C17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.7 F( {) K+ C- V% e
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.& A3 K0 E4 ~1 w# G' d
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.' _* y5 J' E4 b! _* v$ D; }9 z

$ Y1 {% f  `9 K+ j20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"* v6 S! @9 j, P% q5 J; p) O
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 7 y& B1 T( K, R& Y

+ y$ u5 e; n: B- L& R% v* \23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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