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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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7 ]+ N9 p/ X  S1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.1 `! n& H+ q4 G8 `8 \6 }! Y1 N

) r8 ^! F1 s" I/ X0 ~2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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7 Q1 B0 c" H+ i3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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8 M7 m% X, q$ U5 ~4 h( M  |5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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" d; d1 R( p" D. [6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.: i$ C0 T* @: u5 K% ^

  n, Z1 V* a/ g" r8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.# I, C& ^0 b$ Q+ [8 K! [  Z

7 C' ~2 n/ c5 A% |8 T+ b" ~9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.5 {3 o* P2 H0 D$ X  n- }1 x) [8 v

4 H) R3 T$ C' X3 m8 x, \10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)2 e+ ?, R4 @$ \
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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0 Z1 Y  Z' o; ?7 `; e) q, {! X13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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0 J6 `8 ^; D1 D- d) T8 }14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.( D& o0 E/ }' a1 p! f( b: Z

9 p2 y6 [! j8 z15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.& B, j" Y3 `" Z; D$ N/ P% Y4 x5 t

+ B% L3 @6 l  ?  O8 |16.) You take naps.% [1 L' u* o' d. w4 _
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.5 ?$ t! F, P8 G
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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5 p% e. b* k/ @7 p20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.2 b9 Y! u4 S! P  e

& v" p9 E3 m* |21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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6 c- N4 X, n; e0 }: }22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. : R" ?7 c" j5 w; a0 F% l

& x3 `( y. M) m' f0 z8 S23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
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鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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