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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 5 E, ^5 J; J) }& R/ D
+ r1 B0 x7 v/ q, u$ `/ t1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2 H. ]- p# J/ {. N2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.4 u4 y; N& k0 j# R' b
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.$ R3 p( H! u+ Z- ^5 ~: s- v+ s8 Y
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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1 H: W% w8 K7 E4 }* X8 J6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.. S. x `8 U1 A% |/ }$ h
7 k- G/ g# i' b) C8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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! p4 `6 j& x- s7 |9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)) s/ ~) h+ b. k9 y7 ]- C
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.* J [. e" {7 L ~! u
' k/ @. I) |6 `: ?! \& J6 c7 S+ A/ E12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.; g3 ^6 H* j8 H+ t1 v( ?3 d$ F3 l
9 j& n# _& Z% G* p; D; Z14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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" V7 }! e `( n- C: r+ u; i/ ~3 F% I15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt." i" c, [5 r# A
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16.) You take naps. q J! n7 X0 n
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.- ~0 X) p' R3 h, U5 b" _; W- U
0 k. n' e" }4 T7 V2 O18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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$ C* c3 d, |8 @3 ~2 |19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.2 K6 ?# b/ P) L/ x% I
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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. v- k" R h# O21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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3 u" N0 ?8 Y! o% U- P22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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