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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 6 O6 u, D$ l& N7 n9 d5 r
$ K% F& ]# t- G7 S1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2 M1 ~* f2 ~3 w2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.- f- B: L* [/ d
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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0 `0 E+ `# C( }! ^% y$ V4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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1 r% w6 w1 \: R# t2 R3 L5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.5 g- u+ |# f( a+ Y; P
. \: [/ b& [# ~. ?7 K6.) You watch the Weather Channel.: M, y( F) m5 o$ K% q, P% U' J
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.+ E* h. O; \9 y$ C( P7 Q
2 b! K% J O( P. K8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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2 l5 Y! }6 X! E6 A0 L W9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.- _) C3 n( T s* N
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)4 _3 _! z) A" B/ T) u
. H6 [% E6 T# B! m4 B B11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up./ I1 }- T7 N- T3 L7 v
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.! `$ m5 W- V1 N2 {
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.% [0 v6 C! K! W# A( f
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16.) You take naps./ Z% T6 }4 l. F' J Q
, G( v; I" m' B9 W6 l17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.+ ~8 x+ T0 o" ?0 y6 t
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach./ @$ F, c% r9 y" g+ T% r( ]. i+ R+ p
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.9 g% p+ J9 J% D! t9 k- S! J0 ~
* P2 e2 _& K7 V$ [) S/ f20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.: _3 Z2 A' X4 P1 ^- v
5 |: X* z# h4 s/ @) u21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"7 H. c4 a- `! J0 p" q5 s
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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4 J5 V; k' G- P9 I# B; V3 k23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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