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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 & d$ g# \. F( z a
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.$ G# L% i9 j) z
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.: M4 J+ {/ o8 @
2 d) J+ R: |6 N4 O* W: D. o, T7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.) C8 [: S( ]. {* f
3 U- ]9 d8 h7 ~3 V1 [7 M8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.3 i5 i; H, J: B8 W
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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$ s) k* e3 r4 g12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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& |. Z8 E+ w7 ~ H13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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0 L, F& C, f1 w% W3 y14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.! o0 Q% G- x# i0 c' j1 L/ d' @
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.- G T( Y. ~, \2 m# O
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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" W# |! @, I, e4 ], ]18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach." n/ j5 x5 K- V! M2 B9 ?
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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" r: g V. u/ H9 X8 ^20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.8 y. Q2 Y: `% {1 S# n" Y% h
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"5 `: y& B( l% m) k$ f8 b
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 2 c: R( H6 Z6 n X& b! P
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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