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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.8 O- g( h% T1 {% h
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.6 G0 D, L) |# h% [2 a- V

2 j: E4 v& _: {* t3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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9 r* o0 E' q  t% n( y4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.. N1 ~  ~9 i  |  [6 b
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.5 q, F# b% ?+ e4 `' J6 u7 G
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.+ |- G' G9 E) N
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.0 [% ~1 s5 p( @

  ]5 l. x. D/ a7 }9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)4 d) u- b9 f, J& i; q# h7 Z

' t( j: q: \; t" A! H' V1 D4 a11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.+ J0 p; g8 O$ v4 B7 w

6 M+ e8 L9 U" ]5 w$ \% B12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.0 Z* H/ ?+ o8 p  e8 A
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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' F8 z+ _9 @- y' P2 c5 n6 }15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.: Q  I$ {) \, n4 ^
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16.) You take naps.; |1 F5 p3 a, v; h4 |" u  r

6 Z1 r% ]* z& F. \17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.3 o3 R3 e/ z2 F  i9 _9 }1 `
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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# _5 L* [7 A. b2 j! t2 t* X6 Q$ _19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"( Q3 ^5 ^( w; r+ w: G" ^
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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