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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 0 k* d7 N( ?# S! I* Z- h
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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; t% b8 y# F8 ~/ N. x2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.# c4 X* A/ T' Q0 t; q7 ]
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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# C: P; D8 d! [; e1 [9 H" f. D1 M7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.1 R5 s2 Y6 T- T+ i7 G

) v4 p. T6 z8 S# y9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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! u, f7 }9 @- ~3 O# {& |10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.* E+ }2 N# W2 [5 {7 \2 o

! N+ _' ?% Q2 M) m0 A6 r: e, Z12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.' R3 j( `; K( d. ~

& {+ L( v' ]: _8 A' W& r; v13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.7 t+ t9 o! e% k3 r8 b% R! B) B% i9 K

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6 }, l  H1 f3 t' P0 Y9 L17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.( s) Y% k# u! Q, V

# _7 u1 j6 E& R* }- e' M4 I- n$ T" @18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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9 J9 B8 q1 ~+ r% q: [, z19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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1 `( \2 n6 n4 ^0 r: F( ]* |* H1 v1 r( `21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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1 S2 Z+ T2 @& I5 m+ c5 \22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 7 V9 C& A9 j2 J" r9 \6 H! {2 t
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
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鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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