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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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' E. {* s9 l/ v+ Z; N% s1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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) G5 t2 Q. W2 j& U# D$ l2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.9 m9 t4 K% ?' Z5 m5 }/ g. v4 o- n

* @' s( L# K; P: x: X3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge." M6 B) T# {) ]; h4 k
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.. e7 C+ L, H* O7 t* I- c
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.( C0 |3 r$ Y0 {3 U5 b1 _% f" d7 b* g

* H' T$ T! T& s" H. Z  ?3 x5 \7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'./ O: O& G/ l6 w* {) N6 Q  I

# B8 H: n3 }% y! Y/ P( \( Q: ^8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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6 `  b+ z1 G1 V$ l; V12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.4 N/ f0 L# `" I) C4 Z

& F4 J: H3 r# D13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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- I; g& L/ W4 i+ ]$ [) R/ i14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.2 @8 a0 h! ]  {( U! B
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.% _. e; H) w7 a, u$ r% W- [, g

% \/ ^; F4 L; u# {+ Z18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.# i( i/ x: l7 n8 _3 Y

# s# ^& J! E" s( `19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.; a3 O% K) Z. T2 a: b' O" V- T
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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. u) e5 f* `/ D9 l( T22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. ( i1 o, U3 v5 V( ^
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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