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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 , d9 u2 W- n, g2 C8 w
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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3 e- B3 V& T& n1 r C$ g$ }* b2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.& \" F/ B4 |7 s2 Y6 _4 ^
) @. P" m# G; t* t) ~5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.) Z' n1 Z; g* p# ^2 ^ M- Y
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.3 K2 m/ j4 G' _/ e ]3 V
& [! e. ]4 s {7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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& H1 z$ J% _# l t+ `$ k8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.+ T( f& t, e& v+ ~2 F8 \. w
. t4 `$ m8 `3 [5 r' C4 _( p9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)# E$ {9 y9 K' b1 u: K
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. s( Z' _& r9 V$ L7 d4 Z
" i- C3 b1 l; Q12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.0 c% C# C: r5 V
4 K# e0 t0 n' v13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.8 E; r1 ?! N4 H' M7 K: Z
; r( y9 r8 J6 z+ z9 t1 F$ R$ T% l14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.* r* ]2 X/ W1 v Z+ s2 V
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.* ~& [- q: b, p5 V
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16.) You take naps.: f. C) @, y' d
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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" v4 C7 X7 | p* \2 W$ D19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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" ?( \1 q- K3 u' J* U6 k20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.# a2 l) Z: [, }/ b
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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C# D, y' B7 W# | R' O$ P22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. ' f: V) `$ U* x6 P
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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