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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 : r) ^9 I! j5 l
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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% B1 v: D0 g4 h* _6 f6 H2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question./ G/ T9 }3 P) M. V
4 U7 `/ _9 Y% ~6 J( s9 k% C3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.4 S( O2 x" [) |# J: L1 K
& M. Y( | g6 W4 h3 v# S4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.2 p. [* B$ H* m& W2 R
, X+ z4 }& y. S/ z# r4 |5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.7 m" p3 q9 X0 x( g9 b
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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5 L/ p' f: p/ j% k7 k8 V7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.3 h* L; n( S% B# R9 ?, w5 @
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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/ C" N7 K6 t- Z( h: Y9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.7 i3 _" E4 H5 z, [' S9 [9 p( _) C# H
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!) P& k9 S H# k* }* F0 h
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you." C/ v; `( l: n& Q b
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.' g0 V2 s8 n* Y( u! G& s
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.2 K/ X8 k/ s, O. _/ v+ A
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.1 G ?! a0 q" t
q! j F0 E2 b6 W9 x+ s16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.1 n9 u; s2 `3 F" F( g
! n( N9 w4 u8 T( s8 J' U- T- w21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"* w* c* [$ w$ D6 Q3 u' t9 F6 I
% |+ V$ K! R) I5 @: T22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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/ E5 T9 t% u! u. N+ a5 Z23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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