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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 / _( @5 h- U: E
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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# y1 s/ [# L! m: V6 y' P# p3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.4 A {. z, R8 o. ]
! Q# a3 N8 B* N0 d- p2 k, v4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.9 w: ]/ O8 K1 D }' c6 b6 p
: I" z/ O2 [! o, C* ~( g; N9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.7 Q L2 [) L/ X4 T7 _3 x
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)% L5 r, R, w. L3 ~& v1 e5 \
% `& ]" e" r6 c11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.' R+ a4 Q- g% G; e# q
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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/ N% }+ R6 D: B9 i) ~; n13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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5 ~5 e( G m2 b+ M5 G1 w1 U15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.* H& v8 @- A# @: B
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16.) You take naps.- t6 N1 M9 D/ o- ] o' H2 R) P
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.: z; m2 ?0 o' p$ E1 ^1 f
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!": x+ j2 R' J( A* p o" \
' m) R- O, M* Y6 J t* ?$ P22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 5 _( K# `2 z( w1 ~5 |
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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