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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.3 z1 d: a2 \* B5 B( }8 d* d
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.% T2 o F/ Y# M$ j) E' K! _1 G7 V
2 Y/ ^+ d3 B2 n2 A* {' r. {5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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- e- a$ V7 k) I3 O2 P, ]7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.* H! c4 s8 c6 r2 ~
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.; |% V' P/ }5 @2 U m# K
/ ]2 E5 o7 L' J9 T& z9 |9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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! ?# \* ?4 Y' d+ I1 j10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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& u! N* O- V7 Z& s* Z* E11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.- I$ j) s# Y7 l& R/ h
, j) H5 D" P$ U$ y" Z12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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: j. t( Z1 i8 A7 M5 C s13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up., v9 w0 N8 K! T( B9 }& K
; P. k$ Q0 I) e" j0 P7 e14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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" b1 G. p f$ _3 B' Q- {15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.- j. N/ ]# Q& e8 J2 W5 {5 o: z/ w
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.- d3 L* f r& m# |+ A* e Z) g/ q
, p- W- H& H1 T18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.( t3 H: S( H+ u: k9 b) T: _
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!": z1 `" x d/ K! m
( |6 r4 z& Z5 [& w5 ~; K1 R22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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