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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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( t$ [& h  Z9 j+ o1 H7 X* T" f9 Y1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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% W3 p& o) D: C6 M2 L8 J2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.8 _6 m1 l7 p0 C; S

2 b' V3 }1 Y- D. E3 P9 }3 J3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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* \& ^, i- C1 v" ~8 X( E' @6.) You watch the Weather Channel.' A$ p1 L- B7 f0 `- T& y3 J' R" R

# v- X# t" n; `) c8 T* y! g' X; X7 t7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'./ b2 S) v) s& Q; i- _9 \
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.. O. O9 i5 `6 A" ^8 o# o3 w1 M  y
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.8 }; f3 G2 R3 e% {, l
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)6 _8 J. w* _! A8 h; K) a
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.2 F/ A1 Y$ f/ L8 [% c+ _

3 ~8 J) ~: E& h: c) Q( `" L12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.5 Y' d/ \0 F, l& }. q  G6 w' x

1 J' r, S$ r1 `, ~7 t7 |- B13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.0 E, V, |) a" b# @, L3 E
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.: n3 T0 g5 O( l$ u
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.8 D1 x5 i9 ~8 ]) f

$ Y# w& _) X- S: z16.) You take naps.
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7 N+ u& X$ w) m( }1 o17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.# E( d! f+ o+ A8 I+ T5 c6 x
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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) R/ S5 \; z5 K. r/ X6 ?: h19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.7 i& W0 N7 b4 p, C
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.! E- \, ?% n5 ?
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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. N. s& Z" w3 N" f23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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