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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 # p( U( c! ?% y& T
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2 n" @ x& F6 t. S9 a, k2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.% \/ _: U9 A+ P: _
2 c& s6 ?3 C+ I0 b7 W5 X! f3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.8 f- A3 n2 ^" V1 K( H% n
( p9 N2 O9 P- e7 l4 |4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.1 D2 o4 L; z' J- z! u
5 ~ j2 k; i- L5 A1 W1 o, O" r5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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) T& \) g& m; [6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.5 x5 V$ d: A- w/ Y/ b6 E3 W; ~+ d
0 x& u: K% V0 N' x( P8 K/ ~8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.$ c5 Y; T# I8 W: s" w' f- o: a; y: i
F2 m5 r) S$ b" }5 a8 l; q5 e9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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/ Q0 P9 [9 ?% v/ Z7 A10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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# v/ M, j: J/ Y4 V11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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9 s; _2 F& P4 a* a( q. U8 D; O12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.) {/ u5 B: f1 b' t5 A
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.; C$ P6 g7 l9 T! B
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.5 j& P% o! t0 @8 q8 k, A
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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5 E5 l T- z9 m& g J- c. F$ L6 C16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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- c* V! _5 n9 u18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.- F! ^1 t- e3 L, X2 j' o
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.9 V$ {* r! L( g3 j2 y
# N% g9 H* s1 b; c0 r20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.8 G1 r) \. _7 f' n; x# T" U
# ?: x& Z5 j+ o21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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' O F3 C3 T1 M6 E# O7 W( R" H+ v23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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