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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.1 V) B/ ?: [+ B9 }3 I% s4 I' y
3 \, D& h% O8 p" ^1 u( c2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question." R( T" `2 H# l* H3 d" T7 P
( L# \- y+ [+ }! S- g3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator., a3 S' C, P" \& l
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.0 x/ o% U: D! F' ]- Z+ C: h8 m
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.7 Y0 A8 x( d5 U% r: U% x
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)% }% x/ x; `% \! S' l
4 G2 T) ?/ p& z& c8 q. Z11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.1 E& c2 b7 V. ]# L6 g8 C
% X0 Y" b9 y( b4 L12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.: q% C# c" |# S4 f/ q
0 q& T# y+ m7 E+ c e M" } j13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.9 V" |, q/ z0 { G
: M2 t" F' t$ l! d% M1 H14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.+ B- a: X1 k0 _/ _, f
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16.) You take naps.+ n. ]* H, F5 d" p, b
5 a5 N9 D7 g; Y A( @17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.0 J4 n d z E! S
$ a! F$ x4 E* N+ j" M19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.# h* |. w# k! E% V- z( L
$ _5 e, R7 j2 q/ ~( @1 h, ]# l20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"4 F& R3 k- q! c, u4 Z
: {( E0 l3 x1 A+ g- H22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. , i0 a0 k. b# }2 G; u8 | @8 |
7 | V3 m( ~, ^# v3 y23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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