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罗米欧和朱丽业的天津版对话

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发表于 2006-5-7 01:19 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Romeo (holding her hand as they dance): "You are like a shrine enclosing a holy relic, and I would be unforgivably uncouth to touch it with my unworthy hand except that I am ready to "kiss away" the damage I have done." (In other words: "I love holding your hand; may I kiss it?")- X  r6 g2 u( L3 n+ N
大妹子,你就象个围着老古董的小楼,我介手猫你,不能原谅,不过我想咬你一口,把我作的缺德事改过来3 q1 T, K. d1 m, s, }( `
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Juliet (probably amused, but cautious, teases him): "There's nothing wrong with your hand (I like it!), and handholding while we dance is quite legitimate; but you're being a little too bold in wanting to kiss me. If you're really a pilgrim, you should greet me only with your hand, as 'palmers' do."# s0 ?# z) {9 j: @, o
大哥,你介手没事。介不就系跳舞吗,人家说就说七吧(都要说3 音,带拐弯)? 你要咬我,可贼大胆拉。你要真系先头部队的,你该伸把手坑个气& O5 u; C/ t" q. }# j: w2 r
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Romeo: "Hey, even holy pilgrims are human: they've got lips. Please let me kiss you."
+ L8 {1 K9 ]- m就系先头部队的不也系人吗,他们不也有舌头吗?让我咬你一口吧
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* [) y$ m6 x) P6 V: ]" v4 BJuliet: "Pilgrims use their lips for praying, not kissing."4 D4 \- K' f' b% Y9 E0 D
先头部队拿嘴请菩萨的,不咬
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Romeo: "Fine, so I'm praying to you to let me kiss you. If my prayer isn't answered I may lose my religious faith."
* A* \5 T/ d" z5 g: ~# b/ A0 z  z你介人,好吧,我向菩萨念经要咬你。要是还咬不了你,我就不信佛了* {$ f. v/ |' M) q" ?

$ v3 v) a% g! I3 OJuliet: "Well, if I were a statue of a saint you were praying to, I might just grant your prayer although I'd remain motionless." (In other words, "I won't kiss you; but yes, you can kiss me.")
' w- R/ v  L5 ^大哥,你要介么说,要系我也成佛了,我就依了你介臭小子,不过我可不动阿
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0 b! ^  O8 M  D9 f) vRomeo: "Stand still while I kiss you." (He kisses her lips.) "Just as a pilgrim might kiss the statue of a saint in hopes of receiving forgiveness for sins, so your acceptance of my kiss undoes any sin I committed by holding your hand."; y$ J; O5 c- i$ v/ v; ?; Y" s
大妹子,站好了,我咬啦。先头部队咬菩萨就赎罪啦,你让大哥咬一口,我刚才握你手的事不就结了吗
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. ~0 l1 A. h5 y* mJuliet (thrilled and amused at the same time): "So you claim to have gotten rid of your sin by kissing my lips. Now I've got the sin. What are you going to do about that?"; t; x3 e* h( [) H- o; U
你介人,你系咬了我啦,你赎罪了,可我被你祸祸了,你有吗折?立马6 A. X, i3 L3 y$ E2 m! r5 i3 D
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Romeo: "You want me to kiss you again? Great!" (Kisses her again.)
# @7 p% V& A/ l你让我再咬你?介多亮洒
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' i1 e/ O+ H5 a9 }. J6 O1 nJuliet: "You don't really need all this artificial argumentation to justify kissing me, you know.."- G& p, k8 T6 ]& k2 I8 ]
你听着,你以后别拿没屁演的话来找岔咬我。
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发表于 2006-5-7 03:41 | 显示全部楼层
有点儿意思,谁还能翻成别的方言?山西话,上海话,东北话......
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发表于 2006-5-7 09:29 | 显示全部楼层
上海话估计看起来就比较困难了,东北话么,等我想想看再说
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